STEALTH LAUNCH EDITION

Server: down
Discord: OPEN [2h cooldown]
Registration: closed
ETA: today/night
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate
Wipe: yes (exploiters only)

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When will Project Epoch release?
Maybe today.

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server.

>Can I register?
No.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns#Project_Epoch_Addons

>/epog/ Guilds
<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA> - Gurubashi, Alliance
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals> - Kezan, crossfaction

>Latest News
Stealth launch soon
turtle lost

>Previous
>>534382671

pochie day?

Whitemane the cunny devourer

>>534399561 (OP)
>release server at the worst possible time for me personally
cool

POCHIE SOON!

>>534399561 (OP)
Do you have a job? You are always the first person to make a new thread, despite being banned multiple times.

>>534399647
Yes. Trvst the plan.

this nigger really just made a new thread on page 4

Can we finally organize and decide on the Kezan guild now that relaunch is almost upon us?

Do we want to raid together or not?

POCHIE FRIDAY

>>534399784
Just join /DESU, 90% of the tourist will quit before SM like always

>>534399784
lol

>>534399784
Y..you guys are actually playing on Kazan..? Cringe..

>>534399784
no, and definitely not

>>534399784
First decide if its gonna be horde or alliance

they opened a guild recruiting channel - obviously the servers will launch in a couple hours

>>534399926
Kezan is cross faction silly

>>534399891
as much as i dont like crossfaction, i cant deny the benefits that it brings on turtle. simple as.

>>534399926
Personally, I'd much rather Alliance. Ironforge/Stormwind mog the fuck out or Orgrimmar, looks like a literal mudhut eyesore

>>534399949
A couple hours until the server goes up and crashes again and then we're back to waiting another 2 weeks

>>534399784
I will lead the Kezan guild

Explorer's Contract? Enabled.
Reality Recalibrators? Activated.
I'm ready to game.

>>534399784
If you see a constantly drunken dwarf running around in dungeons or in the world that's probably me. On kezan. Haven't decided a name yet. I intend to roleplay an alcoholic with their new racial. Long as it actually gets you drunk.

>>534399784
Join DESU, if like 10 anons actually make it to 60 try making a guild then.
I'll play with anons, I'm just hesitant to join an anon guild if the jannies are really as banhappy as anons say.

>>534399784
>joining the /wpsg/ (yes, this is /wpsg/) guild

>she really thinks she'll be able to play epoch this week
Kekekekeke

>she

/desu is made by the same trannies left on turdtle FMC guild btw

>>534400041
>Reality Recalibrators? Activated.
how do i do this?

>>534400073
You don't get it. The playerbase this time is different. Things are going to be different

>>534400041
explorers players believe they server will be up for a long enough time to even get to 60 with the contract

>servers launch in hour or two
>have to go to work in exactly an hour
thanks a lot fucking bongs

I am having a stroke at this very moment

I am dead fucking serious

I wouId go get a phone, but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs

This will be the last thing I will ever type in my life

goodbye /epog/

>>534399784
Im writing down all the 4chan guilds and giving them to Kes so they can personally ban you freaks lol

>want to sleep
>but discord is active for the first time in a week
I'm going to miss pochie launch aren't I?

>>534400041
Instant Quest Text? Off. Yep, it's gaming time.

>>534400157
It doesn't even matter, a channel owner has literally zero power beside putting a pass on or not.

MoP won

What if it doesn't launch this weekend? And it's just a repeat of last week?

What will you do then?

Change the guild name to super swag alliance

>>534400267
it matters a fucking lot retard

>>534400192
I'll roll on Ironfoe in your honor anon. o7

>>534399784
Also please have a glead with a spine, don't repeat the mistakes of FMC.

christ I hate lazy anglos, a slav dev would have had this thing up 3 years ago

>>534400320
explain how

>>534400267
>and why does that FUCKING MATTER

>>534400192
This is Kaytotes' fault

>>534400257
I would do this if only it might mess me up if someone shares a quest or something maybe. I still read it all though.
>>534400167
Mage Tower in Stormwind, up the ramp but not through the portal.
It's not an item you wear, it's a buff you activate.

Hey so Ive been in these threads from the start can I like get guild co leader or something

>>534400478
yeah pm'd you the discord link

>>534400478
nice try turtlefag

whitemane sloppa anon for glead

>>534400462
I mean the only thing it might affect is if you're still reading the quest and they kill something while it's scribbling.

Bring the fucking server up so I can roll my human paladin!

>>534400538
that anon got banned retard

>>534400398
cute goblin

>>534400558
mulgore

Ping me when it's up

>>534400558

>>534400574
he came back double retard

IT'S UP

Will i get name changed if i name my character some mpreg pun?

>>534400398
How is your nigger ass still not banned for avatar fagging when I get 3 days left and right for saying meanie no no words.

>>534400686
33 janitors btw

>>534400686
he's not posting child pornography or bestiality porn

Is the guy who makes the ai threads the same as degenerate porn ai guy the same as futa jiggle guy the same as poochie trans anime poster the same as nigger poster the same as midna tripfag the same as antiwipefag the same as red shirt pepefag the same as turtlefag the same as gummy?

the saddest part is, i know this will be launched in about an hour once kaytotes wakes up. i won't be able to play for several hours. by the time i get back and am able to play, the server will have crashed at least 2-3 times and it may even be taken down for further maintenance

The silence is deafening.

Servers up

We're not paying until saturday at the very least, not sure why you all are coping about muh few hours stealth launch

ITS UP!

bros I fucking hate choosing a guild
I always end up in shit ones

why do people think it's launching in an hour or two?

>>534400558
squatting with tongue out and pussy pressed at a quarter angle screaming for big tauren cock.

>>534400753
Neither am I. Avatar fagging with a tripcode is against the rules and rules are rules, right nigger?

Can't wait

IM IN

>>534400936
>choosing guilds every time you play a new server
Roll with established pserver guilds, i don't know why you faggots jump from community to community every time servers launch.

GOGOGO PATCH IS UP

>>534400968
>several devs online and posting actively which they haven't done since the launch
>kaytotes generally launching the server around 12AM PST for testing
>magic implying the server will likely be launched either today or tomorrow

>>534400612
>>534400971
Sorry cowcels I only like orcs

>>534400279
My expectation is that even if it does launch it's gonna be down within hours. They never did long term stress testing. The server has never been up more than 2 hours. There's a reason there used to be weekly maintenance in early wow.

>>534400992
tripfagging isn't against the rules and idk if you can still consider it avatarfagging if they're already tripping.
it's philosophical.

I don't think I'll ever join a 4chan guild again.

>>534401048
also kaytotes said he wasn't going to announce when it goes up at all so the servers won't be overwhelmed right away (there are 5 or 6 different websites that track the server uptimes)

reminder the epoch discord owners are unironically ITT baiting others anon to constantly check their client as a means of "comeback" for doxing ross..... i guess?

Just play Turtle already jesus christ are we really going to do this another two weeks? There's no way this launches and remains stable (unless they've pissed off 99.9% of players and you only have 200 people logging in)

>>534401061
You don't get a choice

up soon?

>>534401126
Tell them to stop because it's working :c

>>534401048
sounds like cope

>>534400686
Same reason the turtlenig never gets banned despite constantly reposting shit that violates 3 different report reasons(trolling, spamming,advertising) Because the mods are lazy useless faggots.

>>534401061
Another win for the migrants from Draenor. Your children will be half breeds!

1 hour till poochie

>>534401048
>magic implying the server will likely be launched either today or tomorrow
he literally said "it wont be launched today or tomorrow"
that double negative thing was just magic being a retarded 18yo kid

How are the vibes today?

>>534401197
>Midna quit gummy server
TempleOS will not be the same without you.

>>534401229
of course it's cope lmao the server has been down for 2 weeks with awful communication, even if it goes back up it'll be dead in a few hours as they discover some new performance bottleneck

>>534400157
>turdtle FMC guild
for anyone not familiar with what he is talking about, FMC is the resident turtle /wpsg/ guild.

currently it's comprised of homosexual european femboy trannies and some walmart employees from the US, who are their "daddies."

pservers are all sorts of fucked up.

>>534399960
https://files.catbox.moe/5wup2f.png

does implied work

>>534401075
I dont care, as long as it's an option I'm still reporting you for avatar posting as long as you keep posting as Midna.

>>534401275
Actually I have recessive genes so they will be full blooded

>server could stealth launch tonight
>have to be up early tomorrow
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

>>534401298
>he literally said
>but actually he didn't literally say that
>b-but he meant what I think!!!
okay LMAO

>>534401350
Holy based. Inferior human genes completely overwritten by Azeroth's true masters... You will be a prized breeder!

>>534401370
calm down it isn't launching

>>534401325
not to mention the previous leader is a dog fucker irl and all sorts of fucked up shit

>>534401435
THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT ME TO THINK

>>534401313
I was on earlier and no one was on! :(
Also I'm trying not to burn out before pochie and or ambershire.

>>534400243
will you still be alive in 2026? this is the open beta still.

>>534401438
seeing the anons here slobber over that AI cp and bestiality I think thats right up their alley

>>534401505
Everyone is saving energy for that, just visit once in a while.

turtlesisters it's our final hours...
I can hear the bell

>>534400273
doesn't look like it, bucko. like 2/3s of Cata's launch numbers. it's what you would call "grim" for MOP

>subhuman asks to share quests after taking 30 minutes to get to the fucking dungeon
epoch will fix it

i want kaytotes to fail by every possible metric

friends for my nelf priest to buff and provide blessed water to before they set out on dangerous leveling expeditions

>>534401619
MoP is purely a PvP expansion. If you don't like Arenas there's no reason to play it.

>>534401670
turtlefag?

>>534401706
mistweaver monks are the best class in wow though

>>534401654
>can't click 2 buttons to help your group member
nothing will fix you

>People actually getting excited to play on a server that won't come up even after 2 weeks of dealing with these mods
How do you people not learn

>>534401731
no just a whitepilled realityfag

>>534401706
Throne of thunder is kino. But once that's done the rest of shit, its like WotLK after Ulduar, no more purpose.

Taking in bets how long will the server be up until explosion?

>>534401537
what you are witnessing is a mating ritual by an FMC euro femboy, trying to appeal to his burger walmart daddy.

both are gay men.

i have been studying these creatures for quite some time.

there is this whole thing, even: >>>/trash/76977153

it's called... /heals/

you have been warned, do not open that URL

>>534401805
it's the only vanilla+ server we've got

how are spriests in epoch? tempted to shadowmeld+MC some people

Do horde rapists prefer human paladins or human priests

>>534401892
those same retards from there ruined the ragnarok online private server to btw

I actually expect WoD "Classic" to be bigger than MoP due to a massive amount of people wanting to "see if it's as bad as people say".

you retards sound like 50 year old christians discovering that people ERP on the internet for the first time

>>534401790
>zero quests
>on a different continent with no flight paths nearby
>still queueing for the dungeon
they're beyond help, and I certainly wouldn't help them if I could

>https://youtu.be/X7PmFGaCu1E?si=XAp3T8gik3Nhllxl
I'm fucking hyped to do this shit bros

>>534401907
yep turtle is

>>534402031
there's app for that on the phone like kik and candy chat
not a fucking 20 years old game retardo

>>534401907
You actually don't have it yet.
And there are other Classic+ servers out there which, you also don't have yet, who are far more promising than this steaming pile.

server won't be up tonight
Tonight is the fake stealth launch so tomorrow when they launch for real, people will think it's another fake and not log in as much.

>>534402112
people were erping in WoW since before you even knew what it was

>>534402031
i am a christian. and i rebuke your tranny ass to hell.

SHUT UP RETARDS TURN ON CNN
A PATCH HAS HIT THE LAUNCHER
>NOT A DRILL
NOT A DRILL
>NOT A DRILL
NOT A DRILL
>NOT A DRILL
NOT A DRILL
POCHIE FRIDAY
O
C
H
I
E
FRIDAY
WHERE CRANKING IT MAN
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN

>>534402143
i feel like they aren't stupid enough to attempt another saturday launch but i may be surprised

>New Build
habbening?

>>534402182
This is what RS3 should have looked like.

>>534402170
absolutely not you retardo
people MET through WoW then had SEX irl

NOT A DRILL

>>534402038
It annoys me, but I still do it, because I know that there's a real chance it's literally just some kid or something lol.

HAPPENING

Unhandled Promise Rejection
Error: Response status was 404
at ClientRequest.<anonymous> (C:/Users/Wasimroks/AppData/Local/ProjectEpochUpdater/app-1.1.1/resources/app/.webpack/main/index.js:14:135806)
at Object.onceWrapper (node:events:510:26)
at ClientRequest.emit (node:events:390:28)
at HTTPParser.parserOnIncomingClient [as onIncoming] (node:_http_client:623:27)
at HTTPParser.parserOnHeadersComplete (node:_http_common:128:17)
at TLSSocket.socketOnData (node:_http_client:487:22)
at TLSSocket.emit (node:events:390:28)
at addChunk (node:internal/streams/readable:315:12)
at readableAddChunk (node:internal/streams/readable:289:9)
at TLSSocket.Readable.push (node:internal/streams/readable:228:10)

>>534402218
>>534402112
https://web.archive.org/web/20070112055238/http://www.se7en-x.com/yarhump/

I am gonna come back from work and Epoch will be live. I am so happy right now.
See you bros all in game in 10 hours!!

>>534402182
i wish there were more sovfvl UIs like this that worked with 3.3.5 weakauras

>>534402297
ERM

>>534399784
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>

can't update
getting an error
help?

>>534402297
this error

>>534402170
yeah, on roleplayer containment servers. which don’t exist anymore because they even repulsed the liberal troons at blizzard.

>>534402182
unfathomably based

>>534402297
same
nice job tarddevs

SWITCH TO DOWNLOAD SERVER 2, ONE IS FUCKED

>>534402028
not just because of that, but the additional fact of WoD is cool and MoP is fucking gay. Vibes matter.

I would never even think of trying MoP Classic, but I would check out WoD 100% cause the theme is cool and Warcraft.

>>534402297
Just tried redownloading the installer too and i'm also getting this

change download server

>>534402408
Based big brain

>>534402297
IF YOU GET THE ERROR, SWITCH TO DOWNLOAD SERVER 2.
IF YOU GET THE ERROR, SWITCH TO DOWNLOAD SERVER 2.

>>534402297
Hi Wasimroks

>>534402297
>wasimroks

>>534402049
>turtle

try changing to server2
confirming it works

>>534402376
>which don’t exist anymore
tf u talmbout lmaoo

everyone say thank you to GPT 5 for getting Epoch online

>>534401908
I loved them in TBC. Vampiric touch almost guarantees an invite and the shadowfiend solved the mana issues.

I M FUCKING WORKING
I HOPED THE SERVERS DON'T WORK FOR 10 HOURS
FUCK YOU ALL

>change download server to play
>server still down
it's over.........

Client updated!
Pochie soon!

DOWNLOAD ON SERVER 2 POCHIE SISTERS! WERE IN!!!!

>>534402443
>>534402497

If anyone got this error >>534402297, use the cogwheel to change the setting on the server from 1 to 2 and it will update. The update is real this is NOT a drill.

SERVER 2 DOES WORK CONFIRM CONFIRM

>>534402297
hello Wasim, wanna play RLCraft with me? we can fight the destroyer

>>534402512
bro you got btfo just stop posting

Good morning eu bros, are things looking good? will we get to play today?

>>534402297
No cause for concern. The server is simply not working yet but it will be soon.

Dem TLSSocket errors don't be sounding great thoughbeit.

IN STATUS: I'M

>>534402297
Switch download server to #2

Im making a guild when this is all sorted out
(probably never)

IM IN
ITS UP

Why are you calling it pochie

Now for my shift in the login mines

Update up
Servers down

>>534402638
no, it's still in pre-pre-release stage

LOGGING IN

>>534402581
why do you think you’re important enough to shit up this board with avatarfagging?

ITS UP NOT A DRILL WE'RE IN

>>534401858
I say about 45min, mostly because it will take 30min until people have spread online that the server is online

>>534402784
>>534402835
it's a trans thing, you wouldn't understand

HOLY FUCK ITS ACTUALLY REAL THANK YOU

now to spend 12 hours in a login screen

IM IN

bear dwarf priest top looking for feminine sub warrior/druid/pala

ITS TIME

>>534399561 (OP)
>>When will Project Epoch release?
>Maybe today.

NEETS ALWAYS WIN!!

>>534402991
it actually already released chud

posts in capslock are lies

patch is up (switch to server #2 in upper right corner of launcher to dl)

servers are down

C'mon, open up the realms

>Server goes up 90 minutes before I have to go to a new job for next 8 hours
FUUUUUCK

>>534402964
holy shit you goys, this is proof it's LIVE

LET ME IN

damn it's 2 am
i'm fucking tired
why's it gotta go up now

>Servers could go up any second

>just started my 8-hours shift
RRRREEEEEEE

gentlemen, im in

t-thanks...

slopanons..

I thought you guys were joking about the whole shadow drop thing. Logging in

>>534403090
>he doesn't know
nobody tell him
dont want server to fuck up again

>>534403128
same here, the update seems still to be running but hasn't moved for me in 2 minutes

>>534403113
>t. your imaginary wife's imaginary boyfriend
SERVERS UP FR FR

>he uses the launcher

Well time to sit on the login screen

>>534402302
that's you anon isn't it? hahahahaahha

DROP POOCHIE WHILE THE GREAT UPDATER FILTER IS HAPPENING

>>534403128
>>534403176
switch to server 2 to download the patch

The servers will be up for 15 minutes and then the cycle will repeat.

IVE SEEN THESE PATTERNS BEFORE.

and i believed - you gotta know how to notice the little signs and vibes in the air

>>534403176
>>534403128
Change to download server 2 with the gear in the top right

EPOCH!? You got some 'splainin chu du!

>>534403029
Reddit spacing

YOU HAVE TO LAUNCH THE GAME FROM THE APP NOT THE LAUCHER, MEET IN GOLDSHIRE WHILE IT LASTS

>you have been disconnected from the server
thanks guys

>>534403128
this can't be real. please don't tell me it says
>Unhandled Promise Rejection
please...

i will go to bed and the servers will be up when i wake up!!
right?

>people doxxing themselves in the general chat by posting the crash log showing their PC name

>>534403254
if it does then 'm officially filtered, I'm not spending the weekend staring at a login screen again

>>534403307
read the thread anon there's 50 people telling you how to fix this

>>534403307
READ THE THREAD YOU FUCK

>>534403102
Get in the cage wagie!

>>534403342
change the download server to #2

>>534403227
Yeah bro that infamous article anyone who didn't start playing WoW in 2016 knows about from 18 fucking years ago is me because I remembered it and fucked over your argument with it

>>534403356
read the wrinkles on my balls, it's braille coded specifically for your tongue

>>534403254
I'm hearing this webm

>>534403346
LMAO

>>534403408
you did the same exact thing as thousandtusks
how can people be this fucking retarded? hahahahahaha im dying

You're all dealing with weird updater errors while I'm enjoying hardcore classic. We are not the same.

>>534403492
Not an argument, your brain doesn't operate in reality.

>>534403346
>it's not a copy paste
>full legal name in some

>tfw I already changed download server to #2 because I expected #1 would get hammered

>wife is leaving for work in 5 minutes
could it be this perfect

>>534403346
>ameridave posted his full name
lmao

>>534403307
Filtered.

>>534403391
open up account registration you niggers. i am a turtle player (huge fan) willing to help test your server,

actually happening?

>>534403510
Okay Thor, tell us how much it wasn't your fault

>>534403570
fuck off wer'e full

>>534403518
it's the only argument needed as it's 100% true
don't be so fucking sloppy next time and just let it go
although i did save that shit on bookmark roflmao

Still disconnecting but at least the bottom left corner looks new.

i woke up minutes ago
how long has patch download been available?
this "stealth" launch might not go so well if they dont get the server up real soon?
is it already over?

>>534403580
Fr fr no cap

>>534403580
yes

>>534403627
Like 10 minutes, switch to server 2

>>534403570
kill yourself

>>534403623
>"people didn't ERP that long ago"
>sees direct evidence to the contrary
>"uhhh you're [some fag] I argued with"
woman tier logic

>>534403580
Yep, not a drill

>>534403227
this is how homosexual relationships begin

>>534403448
the tits or the doodle theme?

>>534403627
nah anon this is just a ruse and they wait 24 more hours for stealth lunch

>>534403570
fuck off tourist, we're full. Maybe we will pity you and you'll be able to join in a couple of weeks.

>>534403695
lmfao im dying

>>534403695
haha yea, but what if we held hands while waiting on servers to come online
You know, as a joke haha

Good morning anons, did I miss anything?

>>534402627
My laptop can't run minecraft properly anymore. I'm also a fucking idiot.

>>534403580
Launch PR patch from yesterday, was just pushed to the client. So yeah, something is happening for real.

>>534403749
launch is coming soon, update your launcher via server 2 in upper right corner

>>534403749
too late for you, try again next fresh.

All the names I wanted to grab will be gone so what's the point

habbening
c u on guru

wagie bros.. the queues are going to be immaculate...

>Almost 5pm Australia time and server launching

RISE OF THE AUSSIES

They should setup a regex rule on moderation bots, to auto-delete these errors. Too many fucking retards are doxxing themselves in chat.

>>534403881
Be more original.

>>534403596
Listen dude, you gotta put the polymorphic in the code cave, if you don't do that - you can't play the poch. Okay anon? Even my dad who worked at pochie knows this.

how to deal with headaches bros? i've have already drank like 6 bottles of water throughout the day but i can feel the headache starting
advice?

>>534403971
ibuprofen

alright i realized that i need to sleep and every minute i spend awake waiting for pochie is a minute i don't get to play when i wake up tomorrow
goodnight bros hope you enjoy launch

im back to spamming login like an absolute cuck god help me

>>534403971
nap NOW

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>534403749
We're back to login screen grinding anon
At least I have come up with a way to avoid spamming my password once I get into my character

>>534403971
sleep

Why are you calling Epoch Pochie

>>534403963
7 years working at Pochie and he doesn't even open up MS paint once

>>534403998
panadol pill still doesn't take the headache away though i have tried before

>>534404017
>>534404042

that nap will turn into a 8 hours nap if I go so that's a negative

>>534403971
patch is out but im not expecting the server to be out for like another 10 hours

>>534404010
Sleep well sis! See you tomorrow!

my launcher looks like this after updating?
is it over for me

*sigh*

Yes yes, I reinstalled it. Are you happy now?

>people posting the server 1 error message on here and in discord are posting their PC user names

They'll surely launch it this weekend, right guys? Hhahaa...

>>534404117
what the fuck did you do

>>534403863
Nice. Server 1 worked.
>>534403871
:(
>>534404026
Auto login script?

>>534404117
yes, delete system32

>>534404127
you never actually deleted it

>>534403963
>polymorphic
>code cave
I remember learning of these things on some black market/malware development forum, and fucking thought i had discovered magic. To be 12 again, lmao.

was this the crumb of epoch? like a crumb of pussy is to le simp? Fucking open the servers stop blue balling god damn. I feel like some crack addict spamming login with renewed vigor now that ive got my crumb of epoch for the week. Am i the peon or was the lazy peon lazy always i?

>inb4 I'm back in 9 hours and the server is still down
Amazing

>>534404175
>Auto login script?
Naw just log in manually. The second you see someone type "im in" in all lowercase, it's up.

Anyone can log in or this is another "couple of days" situation?

open account registration you retards
>open account registration you retards
open account registration you retards
>open account registration you retards
open account registration you retards
>open account registration you retards
open account registration you retards
>open account registration you retards

>>534404169
downloaded patch from server #2 then launched
thats all i've done i just woke up

>>534403881
All the names I wanted were taken within the first 5 seconds on launch day.

>>534404293
go back tourist

>>534404229
Yeah, i'll be surprised if its even available by tomorrow desu.

>>534404293
Fuck off, we're full

> at ClientRequest.<anonymous> (C:/Users/Project-MPregRoss/AppData/Local/ProjectEpochUpdater/app-1.1.1/resources/app/.webpack/main/index.js:14:135806)
FUCKING KEK

>>534404175
Just a macro, nothing too fancy
Thing is I was mid fapping session and now I can't finish.

>>534404293
they aren;t doiing it for at least 2 weeks

i'll see you mine though, loser

>>534404354
based and laughed good

>>534404117
pruned

>>534404293
Servers aren't even online/stable, and you want to add more load? Nah fuck off tourist, maybe they will take pity on you in a couple of weeks.

>>534404368
let me guess, Gurubashi?

>>534404293
Begone tourist

>>534404368
>USAR RETARDOS ESTRANDAR
oh no no no pochie sisters are we brown??

I failed nofap before Epoch launched... I'm sorry... It was... just taking so long I... I couldn't contain the urge...

>log in
>position in queue: "a couple days"

>>534404368
the server won't be up for a few hours yet calm down and go goon

>>534404293
buy an account duh

Why release the patch before opening the server?
Didn't they want a slow trickle of players for release?

>>534404368
https://github.com/Bennylavaa/Epoch-Autologin
Use that, and make a simple Enter spam macro.

>They really think it's going to be up this weekend
Lol lmao

It'll be up in a couple hours :^)

kek the indian doxed himself on 4chan

>Kezan
Sorry, I don't play on reddit faggot crossfaction PvE daycare servers for molasses brained millennials.

>>534404514
you think these devs are smart enough to be able to do both at once?

>>534404474
>>534404446
spaniard, you're half right

It's 2:33 AM and I'm getting tired. Stop fucking blueballing me an open the servers. I'd probably be better off just going to sleep now.

>>534404368
>usar retardos estandar
Retardos indeed.

>pochie patch hits
>petrified fags coming out the woodwork to talk shit
pochiebros we f*cking won

>>534404602
enjoy your brown jungle with barely potty trained latams and balkanoids. you will have zero encounters with actual good people.

Holy shit Reddit just sent their strongest warrior at Magic's throat

If the PvP server had cross-faction I would play it
What's the point of PvP if I can't be directly abused by the enemy

>>534404640
The edging is the best part wym?

>>534404640
>he went to sleep?
>crank eet

You guys really think they're smart enough to open the servers in the dead of night so they get a more steady trickle of players? You don't think they'd try to greed another peak time weekend launch? After all you've seen from them already??

>>534404710
>average plebbitor when nobody pays them any attention for one second

Did they ever imply that the update means the servers will launch right after?
There's nothing stopping them from just launching tomorrow but choosing to update today.

>>534404781
something about
"server wont be up before a patch first"

>>534404561
Can this steal my password in any possible way?

>>534404561
Jokes on you, I only have a lvl5 hunter

Just got back, was there given an actual ETA this time or just the usual bullshit?

>>534404781
With how the mod was talking and magics on the nose comments I’m pretty sure it’s going up in the next. 0-2 hours

>>534404781
sometime after patch. it could be just like you say. they did mention it would be "shadow dropped" so it's either some silly EU time or silly NA time.

>>534404710
and gradually he began to hate...

>>534404768
It's 7.40 in the UK, if they're smart they'll launch it around midnight. But we'll see.

>>534404768
it's already 8:30AM in the only place that matters and there are at least 20k retards already spamming logins NOTHING THEY DO MATTERS

>>534404781

>>534404859
"Asap after update" = 0-9001 hours. No one knows, not even gaytotes.

3 AM EST
9 AM CEST


There's your fucking ETA

>>534404908
the smart move would be between 8am-1pm when normies are at work/school. Not midnight when everyone is in weekend mode.

>>534404952
kek

>>534404838
potentially, but not likely
I skimmed over the code and saw no remote calls
Not using it myself tho

It's not quite 12 midnight PST, Kaytotes-sama is still resting.

>>534404952
just drop it now you fuck

OVERWATCH 2 STATUS?

>>534404952
thanks babe *slaps your ass*

let me in fuck

>>534404952
CRANK IT NIGGA

>>534404561
I just workout my left pinky instead for ctrl+v spam

>>534404768
if they were, it would be just about now
which makes me worry they tried and fucked it up
if its not out in 25 minutes it may be over (not even begun)

>>534404838
No, it's just a simple gluexml, there's no executive. The only downside is the fact that it stores your password in the config.wtf file of your game.

ITS UP
NOT A DRILL
ITS UP

>ban game in China
>launch game in prime time for China
Make it make sense.

Ross had the final laugh after all didn't he...

If it's not up in 2-3 hours then it's not going up today
realistic prediction

>>534405135
Only my cock is up and edging real hard

>>534405135
i'm going to fall for this literally every single time

>>534405135

>>534404706
>PvE jeets
>no shoes(forced crossfaction)(brown)
>good people

>>534405001
There's no executibles and no remote calls (as you rightfully point out). Only downside is the fact that it stores plaintext passwords in config.wtf, which is only really a problem if you use a public computer desu

>>534405135
oh no, how dare you make me press ctrl + v and enter?

>>534405135

It's up your ass.

>>534404561
This is roughly the same, my pc is still kidnapped and it doesn't avoid canceling a login in anyway

servers up in 15min

>people pasting their passwords in general chat again
hahahahahahaha

>>534405489
You're right, and ultimately it doesn't matter. I just think this is more convenient for me, so i'll continue using it.

>>534399784
>KEKzan carebear safe space
kek
dead on arrival

>>534405423
This would have been a retort 2007 AVGN would have made.

I have inside info
The servers will be up in 2 hours and 13 minutes

>servers arent up after update
THEY LIED

SERVERS. NEVER. UPPIES!!!!

gaytotes lied
servers died

Fell for it again award

>

>>534405540
why and how?

RELEASE THE SERVERS

Soon

Pochie Friday.

Are you ready to apologise yet, anon?

>>534405547
omega level cope. kezchads will flag and then talk shit to eachother after each fight like men instead of hiding in stealth for 60 levels pretending to be a big boy.

>>534405739
i look and dress like that

>>534405739
Ross-sama... please forgive my impudence.

if server isn't up in 10 minutes I'll just go to sleep and hopefully play tomorrow morning

The tests always started just before 5pm AEST. I WFH so any time i was done with work i'd get a ping and was able to play. I guess we have 5-10 minutes left before the servers are up.

>>534405739
I'm sorry Demon Daddy

These assholes are really going to completely fuck with people's schedules by not releasing it now but also not giving us a time

>>534405739
They could literally launch it 15 minutes from now with no crashes, queues or downtime and I would still laugh at this trashfire. I'm not going to reinstall this garbage, I'm just here for the shitposting until Ambershire is out.

>>534405565
>You couldn't assume the servers comming up before the update
Now you CAN assume the servers going up at some point

>Actual insider info
Something went wrong after the patch and they are debugging the servers
Expect it to take 12+ hours until the servers are released

ITS UP AYAYAYAAAAA CHECK NOW

>>534405829
Enjoy the que. Assuming the servers won't crash (they will) we will hit cap in 15 minutes and queues will be fucking mental.

>>534405547
I don't know if you are new but alliance gives up very quickly when the two factions start to clash at contested zones.
>forced faction balance
doesn't matter. alliance will afk in ironforge. this happens on every private server and happened on classic too.

these fucking idiots arent going to release it now, they will release it during primetime hours saturday i bet and make the same mistake

if it's uppies i will call of work...

gaytotes goes to work in few hours so it's not habbening today.

>>534405962
>losing eight hours of pay for a dysfunctional fucked up server
when will you LEARN

i need a shit bros i dont wanna leave my pc

>>534406074
just do it and take it to the toilet later

>>534406074
Get ready to hold it in for another 24+ hours then kek

>servers will be up after update
>we didn't say which update

all the negative posts here are from people without an account, well, can’t blame you

>>534406074
take your phone with you to the toilet so you can still post here baka

>>534406074
Ive told them to put it up whenever this guy goes to shit

>450 in queue
FUCK

>>534406171
TRICKED AGAIN

Just gonna jack off and go to sleep, fuck this shit, if it's up in the morning I'll queue up.

>>534406021
I've had an inkling kaytotes or some other lead dev didn't get paid leave for release and that's why they always post shit/do tests early morning or in the evening.
Yurop hours

This is one big humiliation ritual. Last time I had this much fun was during the tortanic. Thank you epoop devs!

>>534406218
why isn't the white pharaoh smiling :(

>>534406074
just wait until you start turtleheading before you go

1 MINUTE

>>534406074
GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE A SHIT NOW!

anyone wanna erp with our trial accounts on retail? i can switch

meet me behind the armory in goldshire

this shit isnt coming up and im tired anyway

you’ve got a few minutes to install the needed addons

IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP

>>534406218
they mentioned, ages ago now that all the staff had booked a week.
wasnt enough kek

>>534406356
i read this in her voice

>>534406361
Muzzy's smile and optimism: GONE

>>534399878
will the chat channel be desu or desu?

>>534406361
3am and is not up, its over inshallah my brother...

>>534406447
DESU wa

>>534406074
grab your sock/bottle alternatively shitdildo that turd

SUCCESS

watch them having fucked something up and pruned players log in to having thunderfuries lol

>>534405673
Safe space cucks really do be copin', huh

KES ONLINE

>>534406397
>they mentioned, ages ago now that all the staff had booked a week.
>wasting an entire week of paid time off

That really sucks if true, I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

its over...

>>534406074
> he doesn't have a shit bucket and pee bottles

>top of the hour launch didn't happen

Maybe in 30 mins.... maybe in a couple days..

ITTTSS UUUPPPP

>>534406356
>>534406284
>>534406183
fuuuuuuuck i'm going bros dont you fucking dare put it up dont you fucking dare

Keynotes o clock is in one hour!!!

alright have fun bros

IT'S UP
GOGO GO

>>534406360
Liar

>>534406483
thx senpai

OH NO NO NO WHAT IS THIS GURUBROWNS?????

is it r-really happening?

>>534406605
Kaytotes*. Jannie confirming launch in an hour in disc

What do gain out of this? Torturing us? Wasting our time? Keeping us on edge? Their abuse is sick.

>still no epoch
im gonna go play goo goo babies

>>534406702
Nope. No. HAHAHA! NOPE!

>>534406692
>Spain
they have visigoth blood, aryan as fuck.

You can't even register / make an account on their website at the moment to play the game, what's the point?

>>534406702
no

>>534406702
no release until workcuck hours

>>534406567
these morons come unprepared and then wonder why bucketchads have more gold.

>>534406702
dont get your hopes up jahy-chan

>>534406360
Trial accounts (or f2p level 20 cap rather) can't chat, nobody will see your messages lil bro.

>>534406767
some of us already made accounts before launch slowpoke

>>534406767
Begone tourist

>>534406767
We made an account weeks ago (at the latest), if you still haven't made an account fuck off to Ambershire.

>>534406767
registrations were up like 3 weeks ago and before that for months , years even

>>534406740
who are you training

>>534406767
>he didn't register in the White Hot Summer of '22
KWAB

>>534406767
Not everyone is a newfag tourist, maybe you'll be allowed in a couple of weeks.

desu i'm just gonna play turtle, how do i sell my account to a retard

LIVE TO WIIN

>>534406437
He used to be such a happy child and then epoch FAILED.

PLAYING REMOTELY FROM MY PHONE RIGHT NOW!1!1!!1!!!!1!!

>>534406913
try reddit

>>534406767
we ALL already have accounts you're just a tourist

DING
level 16 here

>>534406809
>weeks ago (at the latest)
I just checked and my account is from September 2022, been waitfagging for quite a while.

>>534406858
>he falled for this scam
lmao

>Kaytotes o clock is in 1 hour

IT'S HAPPENING

>>534407101
>falled
kek

>>534406702
Not until you show tits.

>>534406858
Both of my accounts are day 1, prior to beta 1 launch even. Happy to see that there's still a few oldfags around

Imagine being a newfag tourist with no account lol.

-t.guy who made an account July 24

ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP

>>534407148
KEK same

>>534401335
Whitemane is weak for shota cock

Did the new patch remove the custom login screen?

ITS UP
GOOOOOOO

>lvl10 cap
POCHIESISTERS

>>534407149
>>534407269
my dick is up your ashole saar's

>>534406767
you browned tourist iit that I have ever seen

stop lying to me...
it's not actually up

>surely it will be funny the 135th time

Pochie…

Fucking hell why didn't you guys tell methe login is only working through the alpha server backdoor? Here I was trying to log in the normie way... Anyone for WC join Desu bros

>>534406692
>spaniard eurobros are uhh bad...?
You were saying?
I can tell you're fuming but still won't reply directly, expected of a safe space NPC lolmao

>>534407335
https://project-epoch-status.com/
It's not up, Ktotes will be around in 45 minutes. So if it doesn't launch by then, it's probably not happening soon.

>>534407148
I made it on the 26th. I am quite possible the last person to make an account. I even got to make a character and run around a bit a few days ago when they were testing the servers.

>>534407374
IT'S UP

I'M IN

>>534407421
nta but what's your problem with those people? they seem nice.

>Next thread will be 800 post of "ITS UP"
Pure Sovl

>you browned tourist iit

ITS UP

>>534407391
POCHIE FRIDAY!
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY!
>POCHIE FRIDAY

>>534406751
Amerigoys brain shortcircuit everytime they see Spanish. They're very weird about race.

IT'S UP

inbefore discord goes read-only again and we get no more updates for 16 hours

The only thing up is my dick in your tranny bussies

its down

it's sideways

kektotes is laughing at us bros...

It's up

Peace.
Tranquility.

Pochie status?

ITS UP IM IN GOGOGO

KAYTOTES YOU BITCH YOU WASTED MY ENTIRE DAY NOW I HAVE TO GO TO MY WAGESLAVE JOB TIRED AND PISSED

>>534407742
based horde bro. the true faustian faction.

still down

>IT'S UP

OPEN ALREADY

Is it seriously still not up?
Lol what a fucking shit show.

>>534407743
POCHIE SOON!

IT'S IN
IT'S IN
IT'S IN

>>534407797
Nothing about the Tauren is Faustian.

edging to fag porn is like getting blue balled by kaytotes and his looney toon crew

>>534407770
dat kaytotes cracker sleeps til 4:30AM EST and it's only 3:21AM EST

I'M UP I'M HARD IT'S IN

poochie...

any announcement or patch makes this general degrade so fast, it's pretty funny

>>534407770
Imagine being a wagie lmao

pochiebros...

>>534408090
How else are you supposed to sustain yourself as an able bodied young male?

Keytotes is going to sleep soon, it's not happening

>>534408145
tourists btfo

They're saving it for Friday night.

>>534407919
He's posted as early as 2:30 am the last few days though.

This dude has to be in this thread.

>EST niggers ITT
go to bed

>>534408216
It depends….how good do you look in a dress?

oh shit

A LAUNCH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>534408423
no, I just woke up

Its a day that ends in "y"
You know what that means - pochie humiliation ritual day

They're fucking with you for petty revenge btw.

>>534408452
WE'RE IN

WE WILL BE IN THE GAME IN THE NEXT HOUR OR TWO

>>534408537
this lol

>>534408416
he's said he doesnt browse reddit so he's definetly here. Also i got banned for saying the server will not be launching today :/

>>534408537
that update is actually malware to crash all the chuddies computers who complained on discord

>>534408416
>toNIGHT
it's joever

>>534408216
just be on welfare, stay in your shoebox 24/7 and eat dog food. it's that simple

>>534407391
I'M IN
*cums*

>>534404293
I'll whisper.. No.

>>534408416
It's pretty obvious that at least a few of them browse and even post in these threads. Which is why you're a fucking moron if you post your name or identifying information about your character here, given that there's a decent probability that they'll ban anyone that they can recognize from here.

>Eredun status : online
88D8Y

i dont think i can take another disappointment today

>>534408416
'We're going home' isn't a 4chan invention, and even if it were, the phrase have had deep penetration in Classic/Vanilla circles since the 2019 announcement.

>>534408687
Buckle up, buckaroo

>>534408687
Don't worry. You are always going to a bigger disappointment.

kaytotes i simply dislike you

you anons know that even if it does come up, it'll just crash right?

The longer they wait the more chuds are gonna catch wind of the launcher update. Stealth launch should be imminent, but then again they're retards so who knows

>>534408452
nobody is falling for it lil bro, especially not when the site has instant audio and push notifications.

IM IN!
(bed)
https://files.catbox.moe/lxjlkm.png

>>534408809
OMH MY GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
IS THAT THE
FABLED
HERO - X?????

Have you guys been coping about a stealth launch since I went to sleep?

>>534408898
You have to tell her because she can't feel you

>>534408842
You fell for epoop. You are just might be retarded enough you know...

>He's sitting in front of his computer again trying to spam the login screen for hours

>>534408840
they do a primetime friday/saturday evening launch so they can blame the crashes on 20k people connecting instead of their shit code in general

>>534408978
that anon got banned retard

>>534408994
yeah, problem twitch frog nigger?

Well of course it starts (soon) today. Only day of last two weeks where I have to go to a doctor, which might take half a day.
You could've totally asked me when its gonna release, shit like this always happens to me. Lol.

>>534409036
Not before I posted

>>534408742
I remember when chad/gigachad were obscure incel terms, now it's a fucking twitch smiley with completely different meaning

24 hour Pochie session….

DEEP PENETRATION

>>534409075
Lol poor anon the whole universe revolves around you Lol

>>534408994
yeah, even called in sick today for that

>>534409135
Kind makes me wish I didn't write off the server and get drunk 2 hours ago.

>>534409036
he'll be back in minutes to give us more cunny kino

>>534409149
it does
respect the KING bitch

MAGIC IS ONLINE
GET READY SISTERS

>>534409135
*cums in your chair-sweat covered gamer ass*

dont mind me

goblin males raping Jaina Proudmoore ass to mouth pregnant belly

>>534409135
>24
We're going 70-80.

>>534409075
some people took a week off work for this, some even tried to be clever and take the second week off work instead. both got fucked. it happens anon

>>534409181
t. manchild with shitstained diapers

>>534409283
jealous af aren't you?

>>534408917

97 hour POCHIE session yaaay!!

I'm snorting ALL of my meds yippieh!!

I am NEVER LOGGING OUT YOU CAN'T MAKE ME I'LL USE ASTRAL PROJECTION TO STAY IN YOU'RE SERVER

They are really not going to tell anyone "it's not happening" and let them get disappointed over a made up release date again

>>534409310
jealous of you getting your ass probed by the doc? totally

>>534409346
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOD IS THAT
IS THAT
THE FABLED
IS THAT
HERO - X?????
OH MY FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>server will be up in an hour or two

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ EPOCH DEVS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

>>534409310
Kazumok? if not, you sound like him you fat fuck double chin pussyboi

>server up in 2 femtoseconds
WE MADE IT

>>534409464
>name dropping discord trannies has started
It's over before it even started lmfao

>>534409369
how the fuck did you got a picture of my room?

I am predicting a crash within 2 hours of relaunch. Who wants to take the bet?

>>534409561
I'll take it, GVRVFASHY will never fall

>>534409561
More like 2 minutes lmao

>>534409369
Be safe sis!

>>534400579
this is extremely good to know that its still fucked

it crashed!

I predict guru ally sissies will last one week before they roll Kezan.

>>534409561
mate they've been trying to get the server online for an hour now but it keeps crashing on startup

>>534409369
what actually happens: multiday goon session followed by a hourlong shower of shame

aaaand its down

up again

>>534408612
they'll launch when it's middle of the night in US and middle of the workday in EU so only us NEETs will get to enjoy the server

>>534409720
20mins ago

that's not funny

>>534408991
I've also played through all betas and done the raid content. Meanwhile you're a sad faggot who shitposts about a server he doesn't even intend on playing.

>>534409721
Heh. See you stv stinky horde scum.

>>534409897
that should be now

>>534409721
enjoy the queueu no shoe nigger

>>534409938
This.
>lvl 15
>rogue
>almost full quest log
>going to play 40+ hours on launch
Noshoes will hear a faint whisper and they are already dead.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIE

my troll rogue uses gauge on you to regen energy and health, what are you going to do about it?

>doesn't have a horde of $1/hr pajeets ready to feed you xp on war mode
ngmi

>>534410098
>gauge
jajajajajajajaja

>>534410098
cringe at your awful animations and no shoes

>>534410098
Take 80% of your HP with one Overpower, laugh as you desperately try to stealth with a Deep Wounds dot on you

>>534410098
my pet can 1v1 you, pissbaby

I'm playing a human female protection paladin on Gurubashi because crossfaction is reddit and PvE is for millennial geriatrics.

>>534410098
NO SHOE STINKY

STUBBORNLY, I WILL BELIEVE, I WILL BELIEVE

1 minute left... its actually happening.. tears are streaming down my face

>>534410198
>human paladin
>Gurubashi
you are officially the brownest person in this thread

>>534410098
360 and blink away

>>534410098
>plays the cowards class

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>534410297
gimme other agility-based melee class then

>>534410269
I ALWAYS KNEW WHO I WAAAAAAA
LOOK AT ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW IM A REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

uh wait i'm kinda tired can we put it off 10 more hours

IM P-POCHINGGGGHHNNGGHHHHHGGGH!!!!!!!!

Laughing Out Loud

.... poochie...?

ITS UP

ITS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HE POSTED THE LOADING GIF ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

It's 1 minute, Kaytotes where the fuck are you?

>>534410284
Sure thing, unc

>drop the patch 48h before the realms go online
the prank continues

POOCHIE

>>534410098
wow, you just gained +5hp, how will orcs and ud compete?

i fall for every single one bros i'm so retarded

>>534410535
where the fuck are you fingerprints what the fuck

hey i think this cailean guy might be full of shit

>handposting in 2025

retard

If they really wanted a stealth launch they'd have turned off the discord general for a few hours before

>>534410535
damn that there is a hand that hasn't done a day's worth of honest work in it's whole life

>>534401335
Requesting Whitemane giving a shota a footjob.

>>534410535
come back to /r9k/ bro we all miss you

>>534410535
fake skin

NA sleeping
EU working
Patch deployed
Degens spamming log in

Stealth launch imminent :epog:

>>534410535
those are pudgy sausages, tubby

>>534410535
>tranime
>human female paladin
>35+ bmi
yep it's gaming time

>>534410627
that anon is banned retard

crashed again but got to see the character screen

Stop toying with my emotions... I can't take much more of this life with no pochie....

>>534410662
neetGODS comfy and ready

>>534410614
>brown no shoe be like "we work hard n shiiiiiet"

Bring the fucking server up so I can roll my human paladin or priest I can't decide yet!

>>534410683
Like that does anything.

>>534410535
you got soft hands brother

>>534409931
Oh shit, a real epooper in the wild. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

These fucking people

>>534410535
FATTY

He's trolling

>>534409931
I'm on stress test number 30 right now! You Epoobs haven't seen anything yet! Wait until 70 or 100! It'll release then! haha

>>534410681
>>534410682
Cope, unc. We're all playing Gurubashi alliance in <Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>

New thread soon, about to hit bump limit!!!!

>cailean fourchan posting

I'm gonna go to work, How would I know if the server open?

>>534410947
it's not even close baka

>>534410918
Do you not own a chair?

I'm actually starting to fall asleep. I take solace in the fact it will be crashing until I awake.

I'm going to bed, Mother will kill me if she finds out I'm still up this late.

>>534410918
>a sadder sight in each picture
keep going

>>534411002
Chairs are more unhealthy than smoking, unc.

>>534410868
Oh no its retarded

It is over.

>>534410918
post bulge

New thread
new thread
new thread
new thread

>>534411025
Greatest post I've seen all year.
I hope you have a good night's rest anon.

>>534410918
post your dick next, i bet its fucking tiny

Cailean if you here drop a pochie in chat

>>534411025
lol fucking nostalgia posting with that shit

>>534410535
This is why you never bother proving anything to anyone, if someone don't like you they'll just invent a new reason to dislike you.
also you are brown.

>>534410740
Any lorechads know about how long orcs have been in azeroth (excluding broxigar etc) by the time of world of warcraft?

>>534410863
jahy r34 make peepee hard

>>534410918
i could probably cum on that tum

>>534410862
>>534410868
Mods should absolutely not be repeatedly posting "predictions" and other vague hype comments such as but not limited to:
"i predict the game will be up in the next hour"
"The time has come"
"Kaytotes (lead dev) oclock in 1 hour"
"boys i think its about to happen"

A bunch of dumbasses in there do not know the difference between a mod and a dev, the devs catch additional abuse from frothing mouth idiots that are whipped up by unnecessary mod comments

"i predict the game will be up in the next hour",
"The time has come",
"Kaytotes (lead dev) oclock in 1 hour",
"boys i think its about to happen"

are they getting off on withholding? is this appropriate communication after these two weeks?

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>534411079
fuck off retard

>>534410868

WE HIT 700 POSTS
NEW THREAD PLS

>server finally goes up
>crashes after 10 minutes
>"thanks we need to evaluate the data"

>>534411069
the cake is a lie
that's a little in-joke for you guys

>>534411203
if you don't think the next words out of kaytotes mouth is going to be
>in light of recent events players now need to sign in and link their discord to login
so they can ban anyone who bullied kes you're cooked.

>>534411203
>is this appropriate communication
are you a HR worker or some shit? take off your lanyard

>>534411292
bump limit is 750, tourist

>>534411342
if that happens i'll just ddos the fuck out of epoch

>>534411227
P…Pochie?

>>534411359
I mean it's getting pretty ridiculous even for an amateur project. The non-committal answers are annoying as fuck. Just tell us that the launch is delayed and we'll get a date when they isolate and fix the issues they're experiencing.

Especially how they waited for the work to be 'completed' before polling the community.

>>534411326
thanks boomer kun, this entire server must be purged

Pochie... dead!!!!!!

UPDATE THE CLIENT IT'S UP

>>534411558

Gettin' real tired of these niggers in discord. Launch in 38 minutes, lookin' at the login pings you have around 5 minutes before queue strikes both realms. Take it how ya will.

>>534411558
Holy shit it's real

>>534411485
They're being non-committal probably because they don't actually know when it'll be ready. If they gave you a date, and then failed to meet it, you'd be even more upset and people would continue to throw their paddies.
If they give a fixed time and date for a launch they risk repeating the same mistake and raping their server again, if you haven't figured out that the launch is delayed after nearly two weeks I think that's an IQ issue on your part, it'll be up when it's up. You'll get to play.

>>534411614
holy laughs

I'm holding pochie hostage. Give me all your copper or pochie is done for

>>534411747
pochie is already done for though

Did the server launch, why are the threads so fast say It's so...

>>534411647
>If they gave you a date, and then failed to meet it, you'd be even more upset and people would continue to throw their paddies.
you keep saying this but it's not true. i think almost everyone would be much happier with rough ETAs..
>if you haven't figured out that the launch is delayed after nearly two weeks I think that's an IQ issue on your part,
...

>>534411792
ITS UP!!!!!

SOON
SOON
SOON

r8 my fit

>>534411558
>>534411638
jfc you faggots are hours late.

>>534411747
YOU FUCKING HAG BITCH CUNT RELEASE POCHIE-CHAN RIGHT NOW

>>534411647
That doesn't apply anymore since they released the patch so they knew full well what they were doing.
The discord calmed down after kes's post now everyone is in hype mode again and in a couple hours of no server they're to be doomposting again

>>534411647
They should just delay it entirely and shutdown the discord and tell people, to check the website for more information.
No need to give updates.
No need to moderate a chat who only has one question or wants to shitpost
they're burning themselves out, devs and cms included for no real reason.
stringing people along is just bound to get them heated if they think you are fucking with them.
the fact it took them so long to realize this and it's aprently affecting the mental of the lead dev is telling.
according to these niggas they didn't even want a big server so they have all to gain by hiding everything behind a curtain and just only talking to the community when they have to, make a separate discord for people to who actually donated to you or something, as yea you owe those people some face, but otherwise go fucking dark.

>>534411874
STV/10

>>534411874
bald/10

8 mins til the 4:30AM EST Kaytotes Appearance

>>534411874
whiterarity/10

>>534411342
I never interacted with Kes, and even if that happened, you could always just link a burner discord.

>>534411849
How did this animator manage to make twerking non-erotic

>>534411874
LW pilled
Would group with but change the face for shinny eyes. The only aceptable nonshinny eye UD face is the one with the straps

>>534411990
she has autism in the game btw

>>534411069
>KKE roleplayer
>retarded
Yes, that was obvious

>>534411990
white woman.

>>534411990
idk

IT'S UP
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>>534412082
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>>534411874
fuck you leatherman

THE FINAL FRESH
>>534412078
>>534412078
>>534412078
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>>534411990
Because ZZZ is ugly.

>>534412104
are you premature in other aspects of your life too?

Pochie

>>534412160
sowwy I thought you guise would have finished already before post cooldown was over...

>>534410740
not only has horde existed for like 30 years at that point but that building was made by the blackrock clan, so your image is immensely retarded

>>534412153
its too late. the piano is playing