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Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:49:47 PM No.714096982 [Report] >>714097421 >>714097690 >>714097712 >>714098049 >>714098198

The Switch 2 - Nintendo's PS3

>Mario Kart devs released an anti fun update that forces you to use their open world instead of letting you race 3 laps on a track of your choice issue
>literally no games except DK issue
>garbage emulation that you have to pay for issue
>20fps on Cyberpunk issue
>360p in 2025 issue
>Mandatory online connection issue
>Wii U 60fps game patches sold for a premium
>Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
>Paid demo software issue
>Brick on demand issue
>$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
>Cartridges not having the game issue
>OVERPRICED issue

Unfortunately, this won't kill Nintendo. But goddamn why are tendies getting uppity over this piece of shit? The Deck mogs it in every way shape of form.
>b-but it sold 3.5 million in a week! take that deck chuds!
not a fucking accomplishment considering the previous system sold 150 million. also sales don't matter unless you're willing to call gamecube and n64 garbage if so, kill yourself

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:51:31 PM No.714097126 [Report] >>714097203

Ok but all of that turns you on?

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:52:37 PM No.714097203 [Report]

>>714097126
No, it actually kills my boner knowing full well that there's a solid chance that Nintendo might get away with their retardation.

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:55:17 PM No.714097421 [Report] >>714097573

>>714096982 (OP)
>unless you're willing to call gamecube and n64 garbage
Well yes, most of their games were dogshit garbage. That was a dark and terrible era for video games. Not surprised you have shit taste.

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:57:06 PM No.714097573 [Report] >>714097692 >>714097781

>>714097421
gr8 b8 m8

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:58:17 PM No.714097690 [Report]

>>714096982 (OP)
We have already chosen our wonderful new beginning.

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:58:20 PM No.714097692 [Report] >>714097916

>>714097573
>noooooo those shitty games i grew up with as a retarded child were magical and full of wonder you dont get it!!!!!!!!!!
Whose the delusional tendie now lmao

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:58:36 PM No.714097712 [Report]

>>714096982 (OP)
>Nintendo's PS3
I don't think you understand why the ps3 was a joke but let me remind you
>599 YOU ESS DOLLARS for something that ran games worse than a ps1
>constantly removing features (Other OS, ps2 BC)
>psn went down every other week
>PS store was updated and rendered nigh unusable because it would crash while browsing
>extreme droughts having nothing of worth before and after 2009
>sixaxis was so defective that they had to make a controller revision
>YLOD
>introduced 60 buck pricing
>actual garbage emulation with games like Persona 3 having a save deleting glitch and SMT 3 softlocking during the conception cutscene when playing it specifically at 60fps

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:59:33 PM No.714097781 [Report]

>>714097573
he is right though

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:01:31 PM No.714097916 [Report] >>714098130

>>714097692
We are not delusional.
We are real fans of gaming.

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:03:10 PM No.714098049 [Report]

>>714096982 (OP)
>Umi poster is retarded
many such cases lol

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:04:08 PM No.714098130 [Report] >>714098254

>>714097916
Your favorites have such horrendously dogshit gameplay they hardly qualify as games.

Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:05:02 PM No.714098198 [Report] >>714100906

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