>Mario Kart devs released an anti fun update that forces you to use their open world instead of letting you race 3 laps on a track of your choice issue
>literally no games except DK issue
>garbage emulation that you have to pay for issue
>20fps on Cyberpunk issue
>360p in 2025 issue
>Mandatory online connection issue
>Wii U 60fps game patches sold for a premium
>Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
>Paid demo software issue
>Brick on demand issue
>$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
>Cartridges not having the game issue
>OVERPRICED issue

Unfortunately, this won't kill Nintendo. But goddamn why are tendies getting uppity over this piece of shit? The Deck mogs it in every way shape of form.
>b-but it sold 3.5 million in a week! take that deck chuds!
not a fucking accomplishment considering the previous system sold 150 million. also sales don't matter unless you're willing to call gamecube and n64 garbage if so, kill yourself

Ok but all of that turns you on?

>>714097126
No, it actually kills my boner knowing full well that there's a solid chance that Nintendo might get away with their retardation.

>>714096982 (OP)
>unless you're willing to call gamecube and n64 garbage
Well yes, most of their games were dogshit garbage. That was a dark and terrible era for video games. Not surprised you have shit taste.

>>714097421
gr8 b8 m8

>>714096982 (OP)
We have already chosen our wonderful new beginning.

>>714097573
>noooooo those shitty games i grew up with as a retarded child were magical and full of wonder you dont get it!!!!!!!!!!
Whose the delusional tendie now lmao

>>714096982 (OP)
>Nintendo's PS3
I don't think you understand why the ps3 was a joke but let me remind you
>599 YOU ESS DOLLARS for something that ran games worse than a ps1
>constantly removing features (Other OS, ps2 BC)
>psn went down every other week
>PS store was updated and rendered nigh unusable because it would crash while browsing
>extreme droughts having nothing of worth before and after 2009
>sixaxis was so defective that they had to make a controller revision
>YLOD
>introduced 60 buck pricing
>actual garbage emulation with games like Persona 3 having a save deleting glitch and SMT 3 softlocking during the conception cutscene when playing it specifically at 60fps

>>714097573
he is right though

>>714097692
We are not delusional.
We are real fans of gaming.

>>714096982 (OP)
>Umi poster is retarded
many such cases lol

>>714097916
Your favorites have such horrendously dogshit gameplay they hardly qualify as games.

>>714096982 (OP)
OMG THE SWITCH 2 IS SO POWEFUL OMG!!!

>>714098130
Maybe the gameplay isn't perfect, but the game's stories are wonderful.
Case in point, Donkey Kong Bananza.

DON'T CARE

>*BRRRRAAAAP*

>>714098295
Based WarioPoster.

>>714098198
Pokefags need to hang for still giving GameFreak money.