Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:03:31 PM No.714784156
The charges officer?
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Thread 714784156 - /v/ [Archived: 447 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:10:18 PM No.714784759
tfw no retarded horse gf
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:17:35 PM No.714785404
Too sex, too attractive. White people hate that shit. Not enough troons and nogs
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:24:00 PM No.714786016
>>714784156 (OP)
being a nortubel character
being a nortubel character
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:24:56 PM No.714786112
>>714785404
Please man, you don't have to keep selling me on this.
Please man, you don't have to keep selling me on this.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:25:10 PM No.714786134
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:26:05 PM No.714786232
Got 30k carats. How many Kitasan Black is fine enough, if not going for MLB?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:27:37 PM No.714786363
>>714784156 (OP)
4 ears
4 ears
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:29:15 PM No.714786519
>>714784156 (OP)
Multiple charges of aggravated pelvic annihilation
Multiple charges of aggravated pelvic annihilation
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:44:21 PM No.714787913
>>714786315
heh
heh
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:45:10 PM No.714787986
can we get a real horse reaction image
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:48:19 PM No.714788274
>>714788105
beta ray bill...
beta ray bill...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:49:31 PM No.714788380
>>714787986
Just search up gold ship then, dude's a lunatic
Just search up gold ship then, dude's a lunatic
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:49:58 PM No.714788416
I LOVE HAVING 3 RACES BACK TO BACK, I LOVE REALIZING THAT I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STAMINA OR POWER IN THE FIRST RACE WHEN I LOSE HORRIBLY BUT NOT HAVING ENOUGH TURNS TO TRAIN IT EVEN A LITTLE BIT FOR THE NEXT RACES SO I LOSE THOSE TOO, I ALSO LOVE GETTING MOOD DEBUFF RIGHT BEFORE THE RACES, I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:50:38 PM No.714788470
mindbreaking /bag/ into a permanent melty
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:51:39 PM No.714788558
>>714788363
I like how the internet collectively agreed
I like how the internet collectively agreed
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:52:22 PM No.714788621
>>714784156 (OP)
Horsing around.
Horsing around.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:52:28 PM No.714788635
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:52:44 PM No.714788656
>real horse reacts to uma musume derpy
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:53:12 PM No.714788691
Please appreciate centaur girls too
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:53:57 PM No.714788749
>>714788691
if you impregnate centaur, which belly gets big?
if you impregnate centaur, which belly gets big?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:54:22 PM No.714788782
>>714788470
did the steam delay actually create a universe where this game btfo blue archive
did the steam delay actually create a universe where this game btfo blue archive
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:54:26 PM No.714788790
>>714788691
Cerea is good but centaurs are one of the worst kinds of monster girl.
Cerea is good but centaurs are one of the worst kinds of monster girl.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:54:54 PM No.714788826
why mods deleted the other thread
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:55:35 PM No.714788891
>>714784156 (OP)
Why does this one look like a troon in the anime?
Why does this one look like a troon in the anime?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:55:52 PM No.714788915
>thread got deleted
its over
i don't want to go to the circlejerking schizo board anons...
its over
i don't want to go to the circlejerking schizo board anons...
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:56:28 PM No.714788973
>>714788915
It's a real shame because discussing this on /v/ is much more fun on average.
It's a real shame because discussing this on /v/ is much more fun on average.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:56:44 PM No.714788993
>>714788915
your options are not talk about a game or talk about them in the appropriate cesspool.
your options are not talk about a game or talk about them in the appropriate cesspool.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:57:12 PM No.714789025
this game will fall off in a month after the streamers get their bag and leave
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:57:30 PM No.714789051
>>714786232
this
this
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:57:36 PM No.714789067
I don't get it, Deltarune/Hoyo/whatever gets to have a bunch of threads in a row, then Uma gets deleted because there was a thread with a shitpost OP before? We didn't want to use threads with console warring OPs or shitposting OPs, they get too off-topic.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:58:14 PM No.714789125
>>714784156 (OP)
$80 million dollars financial terrorism.
$80 million dollars financial terrorism.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:58:26 PM No.714789142
good trainers never blame their horses for losing
they blame the rigging bastards that make you start at gate 18 with late start and rushed
they blame the rigging bastards that make you start at gate 18 with late start and rushed
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:58:30 PM No.714789147
>>714788915
why should we go? The game came out 5 days ago, Death Stranding 2 came out earlier and those threads are allowed.
why should we go? The game came out 5 days ago, Death Stranding 2 came out earlier and those threads are allowed.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:59:07 PM No.714789192
>>714788691
Tits too big
Tits too big
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:59:18 PM No.714789205
>>714789025
So like any other gacha game.
So like any other gacha game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:59:21 PM No.714789217
>>714789161
right, i should have said ATTEMPT to talk about the game.
right, i should have said ATTEMPT to talk about the game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:59:57 PM No.714789276
>>714788735
Official Youtube chanel had a skit with a kaiju Gold Ship, so you can average out the heights with the in game version
Official Youtube chanel had a skit with a kaiju Gold Ship, so you can average out the heights with the in game version
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:59:59 PM No.714789280
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:00:22 PM No.714789310
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:00:54 PM No.714789354
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:01:27 PM No.714789407
>>714789142
No fairly sure it's my horse's fault
>late start
>try again
>late start
>try again
>late start
VODKA YOU BITCH, WHAT DO YOU HAVE 400 WIT FOR ?
No fairly sure it's my horse's fault
>late start
>try again
>late start
>try again
>late start
VODKA YOU BITCH, WHAT DO YOU HAVE 400 WIT FOR ?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:01:31 PM No.714789417
I FUCKING HATE FOTM I FUCKING HATE FOTM I FUCKING HATE FOTM I FUCKING HATE FOTM I FUCKING HATE FOTM
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:01:41 PM No.714789436
I got this with my SSR scout ticket, is it good?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:01:47 PM No.714789450
blue archive is better
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:02:15 PM No.714789483
>>714784156 (OP)
Refusing to train speed the day before a race
Refusing to train speed the day before a race
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:02:19 PM No.714789489
Soooo, what does a jockey actually do besides keep the horse pointed in the right direction?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:02:20 PM No.714789492
>>714789147
DS2 is an actual game, and it doesnโt have generals like you guys tried with this. Do you see ZZZ threads? Neither do I.
DS2 is an actual game, and it doesnโt have generals like you guys tried with this. Do you see ZZZ threads? Neither do I.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:02:30 PM No.714789507
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:02:48 PM No.714789537
>>714789407
There's a skill that reduces/avoid late start, but it's like 150 skill points or something, you feel like investing in something else, but maybe it's viable in a run that you do a lot of races?
There's a skill that reduces/avoid late start, but it's like 150 skill points or something, you feel like investing in something else, but maybe it's viable in a run that you do a lot of races?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:03:06 PM No.714789569
>>714789436
No, reroll until you get Shakur's card.
No, reroll until you get Shakur's card.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:03:23 PM No.714789591
>>714789489
have sex with the mares when they go into heat
have sex with the mares when they go into heat
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:03:33 PM No.714789604
>early race: late start
>mid-race: rushed
>still wins
Bless my whorse
>mid-race: rushed
>still wins
Bless my whorse
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:03:50 PM No.714789632
>>714789417
Why are you so emotionally invested, just ignore or install 4chanX to filter.
Why are you so emotionally invested, just ignore or install 4chanX to filter.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:03:53 PM No.714789637
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:03:55 PM No.714789639
>>714789280
gate 1 is the closest to the rail, therefore your uma will have to travel less distance on average, high number gates start on the outer side and have to run a lot more
gate 1 is the closest to the rail, therefore your uma will have to travel less distance on average, high number gates start on the outer side and have to run a lot more
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:04:00 PM No.714789645
>>714789550
wh-why
>>714789569
I really don't wanna do re-roll autism, especially when I have no idea what's good or not
wh-why
>>714789569
I really don't wanna do re-roll autism, especially when I have no idea what's good or not
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:04:34 PM No.714789697
>>714789436
same lol Creek is based as fuck according to /v/eddit
Not really sure why or to whose's horse but still, based get, anon.
same lol Creek is based as fuck according to /v/eddit
Not really sure why or to whose's horse but still, based get, anon.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:04:40 PM No.714789709
>>714789507
Look at the images in the thread, nigga.
Look at the images in the thread, nigga.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:04:44 PM No.714789719
She is only normal with Just a Way
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:05:33 PM No.714789805
>>714789645
it's actually the best card on that banner
it's actually the best card on that banner
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:05:44 PM No.714789819
>>714789483
yeah... i have refused to touch after seeing images like this. what a fucking troll
yeah... i have refused to touch after seeing images like this. what a fucking troll
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:05:58 PM No.714789843
>>714789645
Creek is ok for now but it'll be surpassed within a few months by Marchen Brand, Shakur's card is still meta to this day in JP.
Creek is ok for now but it'll be surpassed within a few months by Marchen Brand, Shakur's card is still meta to this day in JP.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:06:57 PM No.714789928
>>714788915
the uma general in /vg/ is pretty nice if you manage to filter the aislopper
the uma general in /vg/ is pretty nice if you manage to filter the aislopper
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:07:00 PM No.714789930
>>714789709
Why would I care about what a bunch of retards draw?
Why would I care about what a bunch of retards draw?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:07:11 PM No.714789942
>>714788691
Horse pussy is too powerful for Kemonomimi gamers
Horse pussy is too powerful for Kemonomimi gamers
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:07:49 PM No.714789991
>>714784156 (OP)
>yfw lost 12 billion yen from the horse you betted on because he decided to randomly throw the race for no good reason just to troll you
>yfw lost 12 billion yen from the horse you betted on because he decided to randomly throw the race for no good reason just to troll you
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:08:33 PM No.714790057
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:08:36 PM No.714790063
The absolute state of El Perro Caca
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:09:15 PM No.714790119
>>714790063
El Condor Nunca Pasa
El Condor Nunca Pasa
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:09:15 PM No.714790123
>>714789991
you knew what you were signing up for betting on goldship
you knew what you were signing up for betting on goldship
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:09:56 PM No.714790179
>>714786519
my stallion...
my stallion...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:10:07 PM No.714790189
>asmongold
>squeex
>northernlion
>ludwig
>every vtuber
why is this game getting shilled so much?
>squeex
>northernlion
>ludwig
>every vtuber
why is this game getting shilled so much?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:10:39 PM No.714790236
I SUCK AT MEDIUM LENGTH RACES
WHAT HORSE IS MEDIUM AND HOW DO I TRAIN HER?
WHAT HORSE IS MEDIUM AND HOW DO I TRAIN HER?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:11:15 PM No.714790279
>when her knees finally give out and she needs your help pushing her in a wheelchair
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:11:26 PM No.714790293
>>714790189
it's just snowball effect, all it takes is for one popular streamer to try and it can go viral.
it's just snowball effect, all it takes is for one popular streamer to try and it can go viral.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:11:37 PM No.714790305
>>714790123
Haha gold ship is pretending to poke harus nipples
Haha gold ship is pretending to poke harus nipples
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:11:53 PM No.714790325
>>714790207
whats with the * ?
whats with the * ?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:12:06 PM No.714790354
>>714790150
If you have a B+ hors you can beat her easily, I got it 2/3 with my Rice Shower
If you have a B+ hors you can beat her easily, I got it 2/3 with my Rice Shower
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:12:14 PM No.714790368
>chad stallion irl who made mares swoon
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:12:49 PM No.714790421
>>714789125
The story behind the horses is so fucking funny, I didn't even know race horses could be this interesting.
The story behind the horses is so fucking funny, I didn't even know race horses could be this interesting.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:12:54 PM No.714790427
>>714790354
My b+ bakushin with 1200 speed was no match for her
My b+ bakushin with 1200 speed was no match for her
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:13:38 PM No.714790468
this is the greatest scam to ever exist, to think we had games like Elsword that had hot girls and actual PvP and a community, they didn't even charge you that much and you could play the whole game f2p if you wanted to
flash forward to current year, you get a game you have to whale out in and where you barely do anything in, it's honestly fascinating to me, I'd love to meet the evil scientists behind this and shake their hands
flash forward to current year, you get a game you have to whale out in and where you barely do anything in, it's honestly fascinating to me, I'd love to meet the evil scientists behind this and shake their hands
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:13:43 PM No.714790470
>>714784156 (OP)
this is someone's grandson
this is someone's grandson
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:13:44 PM No.714790476
>>714790427
you probably have zero stam and bad medium aptitude
you probably have zero stam and bad medium aptitude
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:14:25 PM No.714790532
>>714790427
Well, Bakushin is a sprinter, you might want to raise a medium runner
Well, Bakushin is a sprinter, you might want to raise a medium runner
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:14:49 PM No.714790567
>>714790468
their mistake for not having horse girls
their mistake for not having horse girls
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:14:55 PM No.714790576
>>714790150
Having a nice and caring mom that is secretly a race monster helps
Went undefeated on a 15 race streak in her career mode, and she only lost one out of 6 runs against Condor just because of a late start + getting boxed in so far
Having a nice and caring mom that is secretly a race monster helps
Went undefeated on a 15 race streak in her career mode, and she only lost one out of 6 runs against Condor just because of a late start + getting boxed in so far
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:14:58 PM No.714790580
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:15:19 PM No.714790607
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:15:24 PM No.714790615
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:15:47 PM No.714790653
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:16:16 PM No.714790698
>>714790427
bakushin should only ever run sprints, anon
bakushin should only ever run sprints, anon
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:16:22 PM No.714790704
>>714790567
>their mistake for not having horse girls
it ran its course, lived a long life
but i love how you can take out almost all of the gameplay and just replace it with hot girls and they'll shower you with money, i simply find it fascinating
>their mistake for not having horse girls
it ran its course, lived a long life
but i love how you can take out almost all of the gameplay and just replace it with hot girls and they'll shower you with money, i simply find it fascinating
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:17:06 PM No.714790754
I LOVE TRAINING
There should be more games focused on training like Monster Rancher
There should be more games focused on training like Monster Rancher
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:17:50 PM No.714790825
>>714790123
That's the thing, people didn't expect Gold Ship to do just that at that very moment. At least with Urara you knew what you got when you bet on her, Gold Ship didn't even have that security to him when he was still active.
It's no surprise that his Umamusume counterpart is such an unpredictable troll as a result.
That's the thing, people didn't expect Gold Ship to do just that at that very moment. At least with Urara you knew what you got when you bet on her, Gold Ship didn't even have that security to him when he was still active.
It's no surprise that his Umamusume counterpart is such an unpredictable troll as a result.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:17:53 PM No.714790827
>>714786232
3 cards minimum to make it working as intended. Her card is meta due to it massive specialty priority bonus when MLBed which make her exclusively stay in speed training all the time. The thing is the card speciality priority bonus only unlocked at level 45 aka 3 limit break and even then it's only 60% compared to 100% when MLB.
3 cards minimum to make it working as intended. Her card is meta due to it massive specialty priority bonus when MLBed which make her exclusively stay in speed training all the time. The thing is the card speciality priority bonus only unlocked at level 45 aka 3 limit break and even then it's only 60% compared to 100% when MLB.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:18:11 PM No.714790846![[Okay-Subs] Uma Musume Pretty Derby S2 - 07 [B2BCB410].mkv_20250707_141442.172](/images/v/1751908691321294.jpg)
>>714790279
It's intense how even in-universe Umas are still just as vulnerable as real horses.
You get to many hurt Umas in the series.
It's intense how even in-universe Umas are still just as vulnerable as real horses.
You get to many hurt Umas in the series.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:18:18 PM No.714790854
>>714784156 (OP)
Endangerment of protected marine species
Endangerment of protected marine species
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:18:38 PM No.714790878
>>714788691
This
This
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:18:45 PM No.714790890
>>714790207
In what situations would you use marvelous sunday over Fine Motion? I doubt we are suppose to use two wits cards in a run, right?
In what situations would you use marvelous sunday over Fine Motion? I doubt we are suppose to use two wits cards in a run, right?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:18:45 PM No.714790892
Gold Ship is so fucking hot it's unreal
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:18:53 PM No.714790904
>>714790123
>you knew what you were signing up
no, you didn't. that's exactly the point. gold ship was a fucking monster but randomly he just decided that he didn't feel like winning that day.
>you knew what you were signing up
no, you didn't. that's exactly the point. gold ship was a fucking monster but randomly he just decided that he didn't feel like winning that day.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:18:55 PM No.714790906
Please consider horsegirl armpits
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:19:22 PM No.714790934
>>714790368
What about Gentilladonna? You got scared from a mare lol.
What about Gentilladonna? You got scared from a mare lol.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:19:37 PM No.714790956
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:20:08 PM No.714790993
>>714790934
She was too swole, he couldn't believe she was a woman
She was too swole, he couldn't believe she was a woman
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:20:28 PM No.714791019
what does MLB even mean
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:20:30 PM No.714791024
>real horse reacts to uma derpy
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:20:36 PM No.714791030
>>714790956
AIIEEEEEEEEE
AIIEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:20:38 PM No.714791032
>>714790956
HEY, YAKUZA! QUICK! OVER HERE!
HEY, YAKUZA! QUICK! OVER HERE!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:21:21 PM No.714791090
>>714791019
it's when your support card is fully uncapped
it's when your support card is fully uncapped
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:21:48 PM No.714791128
>>714790906
I wanna see that smug face put in its place
I wanna see that smug face put in its place
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:23:08 PM No.714791224
>>714791019
Max Limit Break
Max Limit Break
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:23:15 PM No.714791234
>>714791172
correct the game should be single player with online features, and season passes like in street fighter
sucks but whatever
correct the game should be single player with online features, and season passes like in street fighter
sucks but whatever
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:23:28 PM No.714791249
>>714790890
The energy recovery bonus from wits training can be stacked. I run three wit card Bakushin once and she never need to rest at all.
The energy recovery bonus from wits training can be stacked. I run three wit card Bakushin once and she never need to rest at all.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:24:04 PM No.714791302
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:24:13 PM No.714791321
>>714791019
Major League Baseball
Major League Baseball
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:24:38 PM No.714791361
>>714790754
Yeah I was remembering my childhood days with Digimon World when playing this.
This type of system/idea really has a good basis that you could build in many directions.
Yeah I was remembering my childhood days with Digimon World when playing this.
This type of system/idea really has a good basis that you could build in many directions.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:25:28 PM No.714791452
Being a ridiculous character design.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:25:56 PM No.714791491
>>714791019
My Little Brony
My Little Brony
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:26:04 PM No.714791501
My lovely mare
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:27:02 PM No.714791595
I just leveled up in Team races and I see people put complete shitters as their second slot, do you get bonuses for having both slots occupied or something?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:29:10 PM No.714791796
>>714791595
>I just leveled up in Team races and I see people put complete shitters as their second slot,
What do you expect me to do? I don't have 2 teams of veterans yet. But I'm working on it.
>I just leveled up in Team races and I see people put complete shitters as their second slot,
What do you expect me to do? I don't have 2 teams of veterans yet. But I'm working on it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:29:43 PM No.714791849
>>714791595
Your cumulative rating got higher (more free carrot) and the sub horse can carry you to win if your ace somehow jobbed.
Your cumulative rating got higher (more free carrot) and the sub horse can carry you to win if your ace somehow jobbed.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:30:28 PM No.714791909
>team 1 has an uma with "front runners get debuffed"
>team 2 has an uma that's a front runner
Would my uma 1 debuff my uma 2?
Coincidentally, let's say both uma 1 and 2 have the front runner debuff, would both of them activate and debuff the other horses twice for double the penalty?
>team 2 has an uma that's a front runner
Would my uma 1 debuff my uma 2?
Coincidentally, let's say both uma 1 and 2 have the front runner debuff, would both of them activate and debuff the other horses twice for double the penalty?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:31:28 PM No.714792001
>>714784156 (OP)
>12 counts of first degree murder
>14 counts of armed theft
>22 counts of piracy
>18 counts of fraud
>37 counts of rape
and one moving violation
>12 counts of first degree murder
>14 counts of armed theft
>22 counts of piracy
>18 counts of fraud
>37 counts of rape
and one moving violation
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:31:29 PM No.714792002
>>714791595
even finishing last gives you 2k points, plus tips that you earn mid-race.
even finishing last gives you 2k points, plus tips that you earn mid-race.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:32:10 PM No.714792058
>itโs another crying about pickles episode
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:32:37 PM No.714792104
sniffing tazuna's big butt
sniffing grass wonder's big butt
sniffing grass wonder's big butt
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:33:36 PM No.714792194
How would you respond without sounding mad
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:33:54 PM No.714792209
>need 15 horses now
>have 9
Really considering doing a ten roll on Bourbon so I can keep climbing in pvp but I know I'll get 10 fucking dupes if I do.
>have 9
Really considering doing a ten roll on Bourbon so I can keep climbing in pvp but I know I'll get 10 fucking dupes if I do.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:34:09 PM No.714792235
in the tutorial they were wearing bloomers, but in the actual career mode they wear pants
what gives, did I get scammed?
what gives, did I get scammed?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:34:26 PM No.714792257
I'm very proud to say that Gold Ship was the character I chose for my very first try at Career. Didn't get all the way through but I have no regrets.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:34:37 PM No.714792279
>>714792235
Donโt pick a male horse
Donโt pick a male horse
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:34:44 PM No.714792287
I truly dont understand this game. I am too stupid for it.
>Pick BAKUSHINNNNNNNNN
>Train Speed with speed and stamina cards
>Lose the first 2 races ending the career instantly.
So how does this work? Should I swap to the "!" events everytime? Should I focus on the trainings with the most "friend" cards? Just I just roll SPEED until the end of times?
>Pick BAKUSHINNNNNNNNN
>Train Speed with speed and stamina cards
>Lose the first 2 races ending the career instantly.
So how does this work? Should I swap to the "!" events everytime? Should I focus on the trainings with the most "friend" cards? Just I just roll SPEED until the end of times?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:35:00 PM No.714792315
>>714792209
consider the dupes
consider the dupes
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:35:05 PM No.714792320
>>714792235
Mares wear bloomers while stallion wear pants.
Mares wear bloomers while stallion wear pants.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:35:15 PM No.714792341
>>714792194
If the only training option is dogshit I just send her to do a race instead
If the only training option is dogshit I just send her to do a race instead
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:35:39 PM No.714792390
Is he in?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:35:48 PM No.714792398
Is Goldship's unique skill supposed to be better as latesurger or endrunner?
I see that she has Aptitude B as latesurger but my Urara legacy made her Aptitude A, but still, is the skill supposed to work better as endrunner or it doesn't matter?
I see that she has Aptitude B as latesurger but my Urara legacy made her Aptitude A, but still, is the skill supposed to work better as endrunner or it doesn't matter?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:36:32 PM No.714792461
>>714792194
Glue factory.
Glue factory.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:36:40 PM No.714792471
>>714792398
She's a pure end uma.
She's a pure end uma.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:37:02 PM No.714792503
>>714792390
Gold Ship energy.
Gold Ship energy.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:37:19 PM No.714792528
>>714792287
you are setting bakushin to front strategy, right?
you are setting bakushin to front strategy, right?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:37:39 PM No.714792551
>>714792491
so they have futa cocks?
so they have futa cocks?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:37:53 PM No.714792568
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:37:59 PM No.714792575
>>714792287
Wit can help activate of Skills which is really good.
Wit can help activate of Skills which is really good.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:38:02 PM No.714792581
>25 careers
>still yet to see a 5 support training
absurd
>still yet to see a 5 support training
absurd
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:38:04 PM No.714792585
>>714792491
>>714792412
>>714792391
>>714792320
I see
I'm guessing there's an event or special training or something where they take off their tracksuits?
>>714792412
>>714792391
>>714792320
I see
I'm guessing there's an event or special training or something where they take off their tracksuits?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:38:07 PM No.714792594
horse
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:38:53 PM No.714792658
>>714792528
Yeah. Thats her deal right? Front runners need stamina and speed to keep up.
I had an early career where she advanced quite a lot, but this last one I tried she lost EVERY fucking race.
I think I just dont know how to train them. Maybe horsegirls aren't for me.
Yeah. Thats her deal right? Front runners need stamina and speed to keep up.
I had an early career where she advanced quite a lot, but this last one I tried she lost EVERY fucking race.
I think I just dont know how to train them. Maybe horsegirls aren't for me.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:39:03 PM No.714792669
>>714792058
are you bulli Urara!??
are you bulli Urara!??
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:39:03 PM No.714792670
>>714792287
Follow this for stats, it'll get you through URA on any uma until you understand the game better.
Follow this for stats, it'll get you through URA on any uma until you understand the game better.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:39:12 PM No.714792684
>uma thread
>look inside
>seething about BA
>look inside
>seething about BA
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:39:50 PM No.714792741
>>714792287
facts about Bakushin:
1. She can't overtake, if someone passes her, its over. She needs to be in the front
2. She doesn't have skills that benefit from being on the frontlines, so you need to use good support cards that would help her with that (Like Twin Turbo), so picking ! is good if the benefit outweights the loss
3. Don't use stamina cards, go all out on Speed and Wit cards.
4. Just roll speed, fuck friendship, fuck skills if you feel confident with what you have, just speed training all day, everyday.
facts about Bakushin:
1. She can't overtake, if someone passes her, its over. She needs to be in the front
2. She doesn't have skills that benefit from being on the frontlines, so you need to use good support cards that would help her with that (Like Twin Turbo), so picking ! is good if the benefit outweights the loss
3. Don't use stamina cards, go all out on Speed and Wit cards.
4. Just roll speed, fuck friendship, fuck skills if you feel confident with what you have, just speed training all day, everyday.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:39:54 PM No.714792747
>>714792670
Thanks anon. I'll try to follow this
Thanks anon. I'll try to follow this
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:40:02 PM No.714792757
can I start fresh now? or it is the reroll thing over?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:40:13 PM No.714792772
>>714792658
Bakushin runs short races, you donโt need stamina, only speed and a little bit of wits
Bakushin runs short races, you donโt need stamina, only speed and a little bit of wits
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:41:01 PM No.714792847
>>714792581
what is this? I already cleared pt 1.
what is this? I already cleared pt 1.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:41:12 PM No.714792869
>>714791501
Game would be 1000 times better if it had breeding mechanic and you raise both your wife and your daughters to the top
Game would be 1000 times better if it had breeding mechanic and you raise both your wife and your daughters to the top
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:41:12 PM No.714792871
>>714792658
honestly, you don't even need stamina. bakushin only needs speed and the usual 300-400 in wits
honestly, you don't even need stamina. bakushin only needs speed and the usual 300-400 in wits
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:41:27 PM No.714792896
>>714792585
They wear their costume only on graded race, by default this setting got turned off I think. At least Grade 2 races.
They wear their costume only on graded race, by default this setting got turned off I think. At least Grade 2 races.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:41:58 PM No.714792931
>>714792772
>>714792741
>>714792871
So I have a question about this. Since Career picks the race for your goal, does it always pick what the uma is used to? So like in this case, is every goal race going to be a short race for Bakushin? or there is a chance a long one can happen?
>>714792741
>>714792871
So I have a question about this. Since Career picks the race for your goal, does it always pick what the uma is used to? So like in this case, is every goal race going to be a short race for Bakushin? or there is a chance a long one can happen?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:41:59 PM No.714792934
>>714792585
In the low rank races they wear training uniforms in G2 and G1 races they're in their racing attire
In the low rank races they wear training uniforms in G2 and G1 races they're in their racing attire
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:42:02 PM No.714792941
>>714792585
its in the options menu
its in the options menu
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:42:32 PM No.714792992
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:42:57 PM No.714793027
>>714792931
bakushin has like one 1600m race instead of the usual 1200m, but it's not a big difference. her entire career mode is effectively you gaslighting her into only running sprints.
bakushin has like one 1600m race instead of the usual 1200m, but it's not a big difference. her entire career mode is effectively you gaslighting her into only running sprints.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:43:03 PM No.714793035
>>714792658
Bakushin races are sub 1600m, the stamina doesn't even trigger at that length
Bakushin races are sub 1600m, the stamina doesn't even trigger at that length
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:43:57 PM No.714793117
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:46:45 PM No.714793347
>>714792931
It varies on the stories. In the story Bakushin want to race in longer track but you pretty much gaslight her to only compete in sprints. The most extreme case is Urara who is a dirt sprinter suddenly competing in a long turf race, it's basically scripted for her to lose because she is based on a horse who never win in all of her 100+ races.
It varies on the stories. In the story Bakushin want to race in longer track but you pretty much gaslight her to only compete in sprints. The most extreme case is Urara who is a dirt sprinter suddenly competing in a long turf race, it's basically scripted for her to lose because she is based on a horse who never win in all of her 100+ races.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:46:44 PM No.714793348
>>714789125
She is smart enough to know itโs all about having fun
She is smart enough to know itโs all about having fun
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:48:27 PM No.714793495
>>714793027
>>714793035
>>714793251
>>714793347
Gotcha. So the Career of each Uma is not random, it is kind of specific to each Uma.
Good to know. I just started two days ago so I have no idea what I am doing yet.
>>714793035
>>714793251
>>714793347
Gotcha. So the Career of each Uma is not random, it is kind of specific to each Uma.
Good to know. I just started two days ago so I have no idea what I am doing yet.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:48:28 PM No.714793501
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:48:54 PM No.714793539
>>714793347
>scripted
It's entirely possible, but extremely hard, to win that race. You can even get a secret event out of it.
>scripted
It's entirely possible, but extremely hard, to win that race. You can even get a secret event out of it.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:49:51 PM No.714793635
Horse names are so stupid and yet so cool
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:50:21 PM No.714793685
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:50:47 PM No.714793719
>>714793635
it's because so many fucking horses are born and have to be registered and they can never know which ones are going to turn out great so they just get wacky with the names
it's because so many fucking horses are born and have to be registered and they can never know which ones are going to turn out great so they just get wacky with the names
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:51:01 PM No.714793746
>>714788105
I'd respect elevens way more if this was their default for humanoid animals. This "human girl with animal ears and maybe a tail" shit being so popular is insulting.
I'd respect elevens way more if this was their default for humanoid animals. This "human girl with animal ears and maybe a tail" shit being so popular is insulting.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:51:17 PM No.714793765
>>714793616
Sure if you a whale with parents who can deliver enough turf/long genes to help her survive the onslaught.
It's still not possible for the majority of players who simply lack the autism. Though I suspect some autistic streamer may attempt such a challenge as clickbait for their video.
Sure if you a whale with parents who can deliver enough turf/long genes to help her survive the onslaught.
It's still not possible for the majority of players who simply lack the autism. Though I suspect some autistic streamer may attempt such a challenge as clickbait for their video.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:51:41 PM No.714793810
>>714793495
Oh yeah, the path is always the same for each specific Uma, as each Uma has their own goals and dreams and shite. They don't vary between each run. Your next Bakushin will be the exact same races as the previous one.
So your job as a trainer is to exploit the horses' strength as much as you can while getting bombarded with RNG events
Oh yeah, the path is always the same for each specific Uma, as each Uma has their own goals and dreams and shite. They don't vary between each run. Your next Bakushin will be the exact same races as the previous one.
So your job as a trainer is to exploit the horses' strength as much as you can while getting bombarded with RNG events
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:52:04 PM No.714793831
>>714793616
It's posibble. Grind or borrow a 9* turf sparks legacies to raise her turf stats to at least B.
It's posibble. Grind or borrow a 9* turf sparks legacies to raise her turf stats to at least B.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:52:22 PM No.714793860
>>714793746
The game isn't for your kind, furfag.
The game isn't for your kind, furfag.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:52:27 PM No.714793868
>>714793616
Maybe.
Itโs less about stats and more having the right distance and surface inheritance factors and then getting lucky enough to get her Turf and Long up for C minimum.
Maybe.
Itโs less about stats and more having the right distance and surface inheritance factors and then getting lucky enough to get her Turf and Long up for C minimum.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:52:33 PM No.714793879
>>714789125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P26Opa7F5g0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P26Opa7F5g0
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:52:35 PM No.714793881
>>714789125
What I find interesting is that Gold Ship retired and the vets learned that bro was still in peak condition
>Gold Ship quite literally just horsed around his whole career, never gave his all, and yet still was one of the best
Chad move
What I find interesting is that Gold Ship retired and the vets learned that bro was still in peak condition
>Gold Ship quite literally just horsed around his whole career, never gave his all, and yet still was one of the best
Chad move
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:52:42 PM No.714793892
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:54:39 PM No.714794085
>>714793635
I still don't know why I find the name Manhattan Cafe so good. It just sounds nice.
I still don't know why I find the name Manhattan Cafe so good. It just sounds nice.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:55:29 PM No.714794140
>>714789639
Gate one is trash because of how easy you can get stuck.
Gate one is trash because of how easy you can get stuck.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:55:36 PM No.714794156
>>714793685
Fat cow
Fat cow
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:57:50 PM No.714794342
>>714791909
Answer me please, this is important to strategize pvp matches
For example using the "competitive" skill that requires 5 umas to be in the same position is much more feasable if you hold 3 umas with that same skill, requiring only 2 of your opponent for the skill to trigger.
Answer me please, this is important to strategize pvp matches
For example using the "competitive" skill that requires 5 umas to be in the same position is much more feasable if you hold 3 umas with that same skill, requiring only 2 of your opponent for the skill to trigger.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:58:10 PM No.714794369
It's baffling how low the gacha pull rates are
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:58:28 PM No.714794402
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:58:47 PM No.714794424
>>714794369
cygames
cygames
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:59:06 PM No.714794462
QoL tip:
When selecting what to train you don't need to [CLICK] every button (Speed, Stamina, etc), just hold down the click and slide.
When selecting what to train you don't need to [CLICK] every button (Speed, Stamina, etc), just hold down the click and slide.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:59:15 PM No.714794471
I'm not that horny for the horses at all really.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:59:18 PM No.714794473
>>714794369
cygames are the most stingy fuckers ever and yet people keep buying their shit
cygames are the most stingy fuckers ever and yet people keep buying their shit
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:59:57 PM No.714794538
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:00:14 PM No.714794567
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:00:16 PM No.714794570
>>714793892
giwtwm
giwtwm
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:00:48 PM No.714794625
>>714794538
This, Mihoyo is the only gacha company worth spending money for. Never give any japanese company your money.
This, Mihoyo is the only gacha company worth spending money for. Never give any japanese company your money.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:01:18 PM No.714794679
>>714794369
Cygames policy is harsh towards whale but really generous to F2P compared to other companies. Basically a walfare state gacha.
Cygames policy is harsh towards whale but really generous to F2P compared to other companies. Basically a walfare state gacha.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:02:09 PM No.714794770
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:02:23 PM No.714794786
>best horses are all western ones
>The pure breed nip ones all suck
What did Uma musume mean by this?
>The pure breed nip ones all suck
What did Uma musume mean by this?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:02:26 PM No.714794791
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:03:37 PM No.714794896
how expensive is it to own a horse?
besides buying the damn thing, how much space do you need for it to be reasonably happy, how strict is their diet, does it really shit everywhere, taming, etc
besides buying the damn thing, how much space do you need for it to be reasonably happy, how strict is their diet, does it really shit everywhere, taming, etc
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:03:39 PM No.714794901
all my speed ssr/sr support cards give front runner skills. do i slot rs for when i'm running chasers or lates?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:04:05 PM No.714794942
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:04:15 PM No.714794961
>>714794786
nothing, real life is like that too
nothing, real life is like that too
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:04:30 PM No.714794984
What's the meta for daily sales?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:05:22 PM No.714795063
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:06:21 PM No.714795140
>>714794901
If you have nothing better. You'll want some generic or role specific skills to learn though since having nothing is a huge detriment.
If you have nothing better. You'll want some generic or role specific skills to learn though since having nothing is a huge detriment.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:06:41 PM No.714795183
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:07:07 PM No.714795223
>>714794984
I activated like 3 daily sales yesterday, seems like a good way to grind those star fragments, especially for 1 and 2 stars Umas.
I activated like 3 daily sales yesterday, seems like a good way to grind those star fragments, especially for 1 and 2 stars Umas.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:07:17 PM No.714795229
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:07:47 PM No.714795284
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:08:03 PM No.714795312
Is the daily limit really only 3? Can you not borrow using money or something?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:08:07 PM No.714795315
>>714794901
look for generic skills
look for generic skills
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:08:19 PM No.714795334
>>714794515
go back to your mahjong parlor, this ain't kamuro town
go back to your mahjong parlor, this ain't kamuro town
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:08:26 PM No.714795338
How will oriental jest niggers recover from one of the poster children of """"Japanese humor"""" going from niche cringe weebshit to suddenly normal and mainstream?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:08:41 PM No.714795362
i am new and i have so many questions
are careers the main game?
what else is there other that careers?
do stats reset after a career ends?
should I auto select everything? the game is too complex for me
does it matter if a horse is only 1 star?
are careers the main game?
what else is there other that careers?
do stats reset after a career ends?
should I auto select everything? the game is too complex for me
does it matter if a horse is only 1 star?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:09:03 PM No.714795401
>>714795284
You already start with like 50 clocks, and you get 1 free clock activation everyday.
Shoes and fragments seem like the most obvious picks long-run.
You already start with like 50 clocks, and you get 1 free clock activation everyday.
Shoes and fragments seem like the most obvious picks long-run.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:09:18 PM No.714795427
>Got the hot spring ticket for the first time
>With Super Creek
mfw
>With Super Creek
mfw
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:10:08 PM No.714795496
>>714795362
this ura guide helped me a lot with my ura
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CNpTirZD8l7AnISbDCkuP0neNGC5ZE2M3tMD6jIB2vA/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.974witq7tbed
this ura guide helped me a lot with my ura
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CNpTirZD8l7AnISbDCkuP0neNGC5ZE2M3tMD6jIB2vA/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.974witq7tbed
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:10:35 PM No.714795542
>>714793860
>>714793926
>"game" about horses
>it's just human girls LARPing
What's the fucking point, then? It would be one thing if it was just gacha faggots having shit taste, but this seems like the norm in Japanese media.
But who knows, maybe the Kemono fags are infiltrating the industry as we speak and we might get some ACTUAL horse girls soon.
>>714793926
>"game" about horses
>it's just human girls LARPing
What's the fucking point, then? It would be one thing if it was just gacha faggots having shit taste, but this seems like the norm in Japanese media.
But who knows, maybe the Kemono fags are infiltrating the industry as we speak and we might get some ACTUAL horse girls soon.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:10:35 PM No.714795549
Can I realistically get 30k for Kitasan Black if I have 19k right now?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:10:49 PM No.714795567
Just me or Rudolf's skill seems really good for late/ends?
Got it as inspiration, but I guess it's better to wait for more Hint LVs for lower price.
Got it as inspiration, but I guess it's better to wait for more Hint LVs for lower price.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:10:54 PM No.714795576
>>714795401
I've used up all my clocks to the point where I'm relying on the sale clocks to build back up. You shouldn't underestimate being simply unlucky.
>>714795407
They do to an extent but they cost a lot so you should really only do it with umas you know you're going to build.
I've used up all my clocks to the point where I'm relying on the sale clocks to build back up. You shouldn't underestimate being simply unlucky.
>>714795407
They do to an extent but they cost a lot so you should really only do it with umas you know you're going to build.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:11:34 PM No.714795621
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:12:54 PM No.714795720
>>714795542
It's a training game, the "horses" could be "cars" and I wouldn't give a shit. I care about this aspect of the game:>>714790754
It's a training game, the "horses" could be "cars" and I wouldn't give a shit. I care about this aspect of the game:>>714790754
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:12:54 PM No.714795723
>>714793765
hol' up, there's breeding in this game?
hol' up, there's breeding in this game?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:13:06 PM No.714795747
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:13:21 PM No.714795771
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:13:57 PM No.714795819
>>714795621
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:14:26 PM No.714795859
Has anybody tried running Golshi as pace chaser?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:14:37 PM No.714795876
>>714795362
Careers and story are the main content
Dailies, PvP (a meme for whales), Events
Yes. Each run is it own thing, but they create a legacy you can use to make later runs better.
You'll pick it up, but speed, stamina, and power are the mains stats to focus on.
Not really. You can raise theirs stars and starting higher doesn't mean their career or ceiling is preferable.
Careers and story are the main content
Dailies, PvP (a meme for whales), Events
Yes. Each run is it own thing, but they create a legacy you can use to make later runs better.
You'll pick it up, but speed, stamina, and power are the mains stats to focus on.
Not really. You can raise theirs stars and starting higher doesn't mean their career or ceiling is preferable.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:15:01 PM No.714795904
>>714795362
>are careers the main game?
mostly yes
>what else is there other that careers?
daily races, team races, events, etc. you use the veterans you raise in career to do this
do stats reset after a career ends?
each career run gets saved as its own veteran, you use these as legacies for other career runs
should I auto select everything?
if youre starting out yes, you'll slowly figure out how everything works
does it matter if a horse is only 1 star?
mostly not until you get into minmaxxing horses much later
level your support cards for a huge difference
>are careers the main game?
mostly yes
>what else is there other that careers?
daily races, team races, events, etc. you use the veterans you raise in career to do this
do stats reset after a career ends?
each career run gets saved as its own veteran, you use these as legacies for other career runs
should I auto select everything?
if youre starting out yes, you'll slowly figure out how everything works
does it matter if a horse is only 1 star?
mostly not until you get into minmaxxing horses much later
level your support cards for a huge difference
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:15:01 PM No.714795905
When do we get Gold Ship race trial?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:15:13 PM No.714795916
>>714795549
this but I have 0k
this but I have 0k
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:15:29 PM No.714795946
>>714795859
Yes, better than her natural style
Yes, better than her natural style
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:16:01 PM No.714795994
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:16:08 PM No.714796003
>>714791019
Master League Breaming
Master League Breaming
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:16:14 PM No.714796015
>>714795362
You're playing a roguelike Football Manager with anime girls.
You're playing a roguelike Football Manager with anime girls.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:16:59 PM No.714796076
>>714792194
Vigorously lick her exposed armpit
Vigorously lick her exposed armpit
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:17:31 PM No.714796117
>like the designs
>like raising sims
>rerolled and got a super creek
>keep bouncing off the game for some reason
feels bad
>like raising sims
>rerolled and got a super creek
>keep bouncing off the game for some reason
feels bad
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:17:39 PM No.714796136
>>714795720
Fair enough, but that shit still triggers my 'tism. Hope the nips come around.
Fair enough, but that shit still triggers my 'tism. Hope the nips come around.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:17:56 PM No.714796160
>>714788363
I wish I looked like the girl on the left
I wish I looked like the girl on the left
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:19:39 PM No.714796304
>>714790754
I wish raising sims weren't so niche
DW1 and MR2 are some of my favorite games to this day.
I wish raising sims weren't so niche
DW1 and MR2 are some of my favorite games to this day.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:22:01 PM No.714796504
How long could you last in bed with her?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:22:31 PM No.714796543
>>714784156 (OP)
Panhandling. To the slaughterhouse!
Panhandling. To the slaughterhouse!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:23:09 PM No.714796601
>>714796504
Longer than her, horses have no stamina
Longer than her, horses have no stamina
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:23:38 PM No.714796636
>>714796117
if you like the genre then maybe its a lack of understanding of the mechanics, or it has too much text. I definitely used to get tired of reading in the first couple of days before the auto-skip triggers.
if you like the genre then maybe its a lack of understanding of the mechanics, or it has too much text. I definitely used to get tired of reading in the first couple of days before the auto-skip triggers.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:23:39 PM No.714796638
>>714794896
>how expensive is it to own a horse?
very
>buying the damn thing
cheapish
>how much space do you need for it to be reasonably happy
a lot
>how strict is their diet
very
>does it really shit everywhere
they can be trained to some degree but generally speaking yes
>taming
lol
>how expensive is it to own a horse?
very
>buying the damn thing
cheapish
>how much space do you need for it to be reasonably happy
a lot
>how strict is their diet
very
>does it really shit everywhere
they can be trained to some degree but generally speaking yes
>taming
lol
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:23:54 PM No.714796663
>>714796504
I don't know, how much stamina does a horse have for sex?
I don't know, how much stamina does a horse have for sex?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:10 PM No.714796693
>>714795401
Do you also get clocks themselves every day or is it just that activation? I'm a good trainaa so their number seems to keep growing every time I have a chance to look at them.
Do you also get clocks themselves every day or is it just that activation? I'm a good trainaa so their number seems to keep growing every time I have a chance to look at them.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:20 PM No.714796707
>>714796601
The mares prefer humans for a reason
The mares prefer humans for a reason
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:22 PM No.714796712
Reminder: You do not actually like horse girls, you only like normal girls.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:50 PM No.714796754
>>714784156 (OP)
I charge you with a noble peace prize for BTFO Blue Archive.
I charge you with a noble peace prize for BTFO Blue Archive.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:25:45 PM No.714796838
>>714795567
It's the same for Teio. Skills that require late race passing to activate are not very good on pacers and fronts, as they will almost never proc in situations where it makes a difference.
It's the same for Teio. Skills that require late race passing to activate are not very good on pacers and fronts, as they will almost never proc in situations where it makes a difference.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:25:59 PM No.714796861
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:26:58 PM No.714796948
>>714796712
So I like normal girls if they act more like horses instead of normal girls?
So I like normal girls if they act more like horses instead of normal girls?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:27:01 PM No.714796956
>>714796504
7 hours
7 hours
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:27:22 PM No.714796992
>>714788363
Faggot.
Faggot.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:29:17 PM No.714797150
>>714796754
Stfu uma faggot, BA will be remembered in 10 years, uma will irrelevant and dead.
Stfu uma faggot, BA will be remembered in 10 years, uma will irrelevant and dead.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:30:13 PM No.714797220
>>714796712
real life girls don't have dreams nor aspirations beyond the most vapid shit imaginable so no
real life girls don't have dreams nor aspirations beyond the most vapid shit imaginable so no
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:30:32 PM No.714797250
based anons liking TALL Umas
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:31:25 PM No.714797335
just read about rice shower and it seems this horse is evil? like wtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSvYrLEzLEY
Why was she portrayed as an ugly loli instead of a giga stacey semen demon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSvYrLEzLEY
Why was she portrayed as an ugly loli instead of a giga stacey semen demon?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:31:55 PM No.714797376
>>714794984
I don't get it? I buy every single thing in there when it's available. Coin is really easy to get after all.
I don't get it? I buy every single thing in there when it's available. Coin is really easy to get after all.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:32:26 PM No.714797408
>>714797376
no its not
no its not
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:32:39 PM No.714797427
>>714797362
I wish Human Women were real.
I wish Human Women were real.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:32:39 PM No.714797428
I hate her
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:32:46 PM No.714797438
>>714796636
honestly i think it's just the fact that it's a gacha turning me off
honestly i think it's just the fact that it's a gacha turning me off
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:33:10 PM No.714797461
>>714797362
meek looks like she regrets everything
meek looks like she regrets everything
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:33:45 PM No.714797507
>>714797428
How would she react to a slap across the face?
How would she react to a slap across the face?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:33:51 PM No.714797515
>>714797141
Probably neither do JP.
Probably neither do JP.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:34:01 PM No.714797531
>>714797428
The sex must be absolutely diabolical.
The sex must be absolutely diabolical.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:34:08 PM No.714797541
which uma produces the most precum?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:34:35 PM No.714797578
>>714797141
>meme spamming secondaries who think BA is LE STUDENT SEXO??? don't play the source material
great revelation there shitlock
>meme spamming secondaries who think BA is LE STUDENT SEXO??? don't play the source material
great revelation there shitlock
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:34:41 PM No.714797586
>>714797141
Pedos vs zoophilics the classic feud
Pedos vs zoophilics the classic feud
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:35:30 PM No.714797657
We lookin good umas
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:35:38 PM No.714797663
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:35:57 PM No.714797690
>>714797141
Global players play BA on Sadpanda. It definitely win the single player video game count there.
Global players play BA on Sadpanda. It definitely win the single player video game count there.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:36:04 PM No.714797703
>>714797428
I love her...
I love her...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:36:21 PM No.714797724
>>714797335
Nothing evil about Rice Shower. Just a bunch of butthurt.
Nothing evil about Rice Shower. Just a bunch of butthurt.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:36:21 PM No.714797725
>>714797574
humans
humans
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:36:42 PM No.714797760
Is this game akin to autistic pokemon breeding?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:37:05 PM No.714797789
>>714792491
Wish we had more dark skinned Umas, Amazon is delicious and I need her
Wish we had more dark skinned Umas, Amazon is delicious and I need her
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:37:20 PM No.714797816
>>714797335
Japanese bookers potray him as a heel because he cuck Bourbon (the face) out of triple crown. Aside from that it's in bad taste to potray him as evil due to being euthanized on track.
Japanese bookers potray him as a heel because he cuck Bourbon (the face) out of triple crown. Aside from that it's in bad taste to potray him as evil due to being euthanized on track.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:37:23 PM No.714797820
>>714784156 (OP)
Starting today still give the opening benefits or these ones are already gone
Starting today still give the opening benefits or these ones are already gone
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:37:57 PM No.714797864
>>714784156 (OP)
Grass Wonder kept jobbing, but maybe I dug her own grave by spending a shitton on Swinging Maestro which activated seldom
Grass Wonder kept jobbing, but maybe I dug her own grave by spending a shitton on Swinging Maestro which activated seldom
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:38:05 PM No.714797874
>>714789492
There are ZZZ and Genshin threads every single day lmao. Terrible example.
There are ZZZ and Genshin threads every single day lmao. Terrible example.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:38:12 PM No.714797889
Never doubt her
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:38:16 PM No.714797896
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:38:21 PM No.714797901
>>714797141
>open blue archive
>spend 5 minutes doing dailies
>close blue archive
theres no game once you've read through the story
>open blue archive
>spend 5 minutes doing dailies
>close blue archive
theres no game once you've read through the story
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:38:25 PM No.714797909
Gold ship making me rub her feet after a race
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:38:34 PM No.714797927
>>714797432
Moar of this
Moar of this
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:38:34 PM No.714797928
>>714797250
How I wish most of japanese weren't such cowards in making women big in their games
How I wish most of japanese weren't such cowards in making women big in their games
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:38:56 PM No.714797952
>>714797864
Any skill is useless if you dump wit.
Any skill is useless if you dump wit.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:39:37 PM No.714798005
>>714797335
Think of your favorite sport players/team about to make history by winning a major league/tournament and one victory away from being the GOAT.
Then they got cucked by an unpopular dark horse out of nowhere, twice.
That's Laisu Shower.
Think of your favorite sport players/team about to make history by winning a major league/tournament and one victory away from being the GOAT.
Then they got cucked by an unpopular dark horse out of nowhere, twice.
That's Laisu Shower.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:39:51 PM No.714798025
>>714797896
cute
cute
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:40:19 PM No.714798061
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:40:24 PM No.714798069
i want to feed el my ultra hot and loaded chorizo
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:40:42 PM No.714798085
>>714797362
You wouldn't cheat on your horsefu with a h*man, right trainaa~?
You wouldn't cheat on your horsefu with a h*man, right trainaa~?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:41:04 PM No.714798119
It's insane how hard this game makes BA players upset
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:41:27 PM No.714798154
>>714798069
I'm calling ICE on both of you.
I'm calling ICE on both of you.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:41:40 PM No.714798180
Seeing BA fags get absolutely raped has been a treat.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:41:46 PM No.714798194
mogged
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:42:12 PM No.714798232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2uwKvKNiTc
Why the S1 OVA had so many Kamen Rider references lmao
btw the new season next September is looking good.
Why the S1 OVA had so many Kamen Rider references lmao
btw the new season next September is looking good.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:42:25 PM No.714798246
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:42:26 PM No.714798247
>>714798119
this and persona 5 x just show them how outdated their "gameplay" is
this and persona 5 x just show them how outdated their "gameplay" is
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:42:51 PM No.714798283
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:43:58 PM No.714798392
>>714797141
Damn what caused such a decline for blue archive? I never played but I remember hearing about how it was supposedly the biggest new hot thing like a year ago
I barely heard a peep from Uma before any of this, comparatively
Damn what caused such a decline for blue archive? I never played but I remember hearing about how it was supposedly the biggest new hot thing like a year ago
I barely heard a peep from Uma before any of this, comparatively
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:44:06 PM No.714798402
>>714798180
You haven't done shit, who's the king of comiket? Answer the question.
You haven't done shit, who's the king of comiket? Answer the question.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:44:08 PM No.714798404
>>714797760
Pokemon breeding isn't even all that autistic by comparison
Pokemon breeding isn't even all that autistic by comparison
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:44:13 PM No.714798414
>>714797928
agreed only fags would complain about tall girls
agreed only fags would complain about tall girls
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:44:22 PM No.714798432
>>714795549
no, but it's still worth rolling the support banner. Whales will win and there's no point having a f2p spreadshitter autism attack over it
no, but it's still worth rolling the support banner. Whales will win and there's no point having a f2p spreadshitter autism attack over it
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:44:30 PM No.714798447
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:44:47 PM No.714798463
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:44:52 PM No.714798470
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:45:04 PM No.714798492
>>714798246
Still not enough for a horse who's whole irl gimick was being comically massive
Still not enough for a horse who's whole irl gimick was being comically massive
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:45:17 PM No.714798507
>>714795548
Takarazuka revue horsegirl with big boobs
I'm waiting for her to come out so I can shout DAUGHTER at my phone
Takarazuka revue horsegirl with big boobs
I'm waiting for her to come out so I can shout DAUGHTER at my phone
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:45:27 PM No.714798523
>>714798402
>comiket
Bro not even /a/ gives a fuck about comiket anymore, that convention hasn't been relevant in years. Such a pointless thing to brag about
>comiket
Bro not even /a/ gives a fuck about comiket anymore, that convention hasn't been relevant in years. Such a pointless thing to brag about
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:45:54 PM No.714798565
>>714798392
I don't think it was all that ever huge. It's a kind of known fact that Nexon was commissioning fan artists and other artists tend to follow the trend which is why there was an ample amount of fan art which made it seem bigger than it really was.
I don't think it was all that ever huge. It's a kind of known fact that Nexon was commissioning fan artists and other artists tend to follow the trend which is why there was an ample amount of fan art which made it seem bigger than it really was.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:45:58 PM No.714798571
how to fix the game:
>add 100cm to each horse's canonical height
>make their quads gradually get bigger as their stats increase
>add 100cm to each horse's canonical height
>make their quads gradually get bigger as their stats increase
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:46:07 PM No.714798583
>>714798061
and then the alarm clock woke her up, and when she ran her race she got 13th place
and then the alarm clock woke her up, and when she ran her race she got 13th place
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:46:22 PM No.714798603
>>714798484
Sure, with some help from her protein powder.
Sure, with some help from her protein powder.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:46:30 PM No.714798609
>sudden rise in popularity of horse racing in the US
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:46:40 PM No.714798630
>Silence Suzuka complains of leg pain before her career completing race
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:46:42 PM No.714798634
I need this in the jukebox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:46:52 PM No.714798646
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:46:55 PM No.714798651
honestly there is too much gameplay
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:47:06 PM No.714798665
>>714798523
Name a single more influential convention (you can't uma faggot).
Name a single more influential convention (you can't uma faggot).
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:47:13 PM No.714798681
The lore behind this game is so sad
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:47:17 PM No.714798692
>>714798565
>It's a kind of known fact that Nexon was commissioning fan artists
Is there evidence of this? Seems exactly like the kind of underhanded shit nexon would do
>It's a kind of known fact that Nexon was commissioning fan artists
Is there evidence of this? Seems exactly like the kind of underhanded shit nexon would do
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:47:23 PM No.714798705
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:47:33 PM No.714798712
>>714797889
Bitch literally flashbanged the cameras. Nishino finished first.
Bitch literally flashbanged the cameras. Nishino finished first.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:47:40 PM No.714798718
BAKSUSHIN thread?
https://youtu.be/WttUxO0EooA?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/WttUxO0EooA?feature=shared
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:47:42 PM No.714798724
Is rerolling a thing? Or is the start window closed?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:48:01 PM No.714798756
>>714797952
I had 360 Wit on par with Stam aka 2nd highest stat, first being speed at 560
I had 360 Wit on par with Stam aka 2nd highest stat, first being speed at 560
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:48:14 PM No.714798769
King Halo is such a choker for me. Every time she goes into a race as the favorite she suck ass. I just failed her career again. It's so frustrating.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:48:17 PM No.714798773
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:48:21 PM No.714798780
>>714798692
โFan artโ of a character going live before the character was ever publicly revealed, and not just one artist doing it.
โFan artโ of a character going live before the character was ever publicly revealed, and not just one artist doing it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:48:42 PM No.714798812
>>714798646
makitane is also cute with her autistic fortune shit
makitane is also cute with her autistic fortune shit
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:48:43 PM No.714798818
>>714798392
Most people arenโt pedos, also one has gameplay and characters with personality
Most people arenโt pedos, also one has gameplay and characters with personality
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:48:55 PM No.714798835
>>714798665
These days? Comitia, not like your delusional ass has ever heard of it before this post.
>>714798705
They haven't mattered in years. Quit living in the past, it only shows how woefully out of date your info is.
These days? Comitia, not like your delusional ass has ever heard of it before this post.
>>714798705
They haven't mattered in years. Quit living in the past, it only shows how woefully out of date your info is.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:49:08 PM No.714798853
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:49:13 PM No.714798862
Two things
Is the anime good?
Is there a way to bet on Japanese horse racing from the other side of the world?
Three I love Daiwa Scarlet
Is the anime good?
Is there a way to bet on Japanese horse racing from the other side of the world?
Three I love Daiwa Scarlet
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:49:53 PM No.714798923
WAIT, THAT CARD WAS FREE??
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:49:56 PM No.714798927
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:50:15 PM No.714798958
Be honest with me guys, is horse racing a cruel sport in real life
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:50:27 PM No.714798982
>>714798392
It gameplay is nowhere near as involved as Uma Musume's. Have you ever heard actual gameplay stuffs from BA fans? Like in this thread half of them is actual gameplay discussion and not just waifufagging.
It gameplay is nowhere near as involved as Uma Musume's. Have you ever heard actual gameplay stuffs from BA fans? Like in this thread half of them is actual gameplay discussion and not just waifufagging.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:50:43 PM No.714798995
>>714798853
MARAVAROSU
MARAVAROSU
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:50:58 PM No.714799017
Jesus fuck I'm starting to despise BA faggots. Why do these cunts keep invading these threads? Don't they have their own threads?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:51:03 PM No.714799026
>>714798862
>Is there a way to bet on Japanese horse racing from the other side of the world?
I'd be surprised of the opposite, but I discourage you from that
>Is there a way to bet on Japanese horse racing from the other side of the world?
I'd be surprised of the opposite, but I discourage you from that
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:51:04 PM No.714799027
>>714798923
yeah and you get another copy from the event story mode
yeah and you get another copy from the event story mode
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:51:09 PM No.714799038
>>714798180
My god, the deafening silence after Platonic Archive is btfoed by every other gachashit on steam and revealed to be an astrotufed paper tiger
I fucking knew it. All the threads on /v/ were made by bots.
>Cultural Phenomena
Kwab more like Gaslit Phenomena
My god, the deafening silence after Platonic Archive is btfoed by every other gachashit on steam and revealed to be an astrotufed paper tiger
I fucking knew it. All the threads on /v/ were made by bots.
>Cultural Phenomena
Kwab more like Gaslit Phenomena
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:51:24 PM No.714799064
>>714784156 (OP)
This game is super boring. It feels like actual work.
This game is super boring. It feels like actual work.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:51:27 PM No.714799069
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:51:28 PM No.714799070
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:51:54 PM No.714799095
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:51:58 PM No.714799106
>>714798927
support cards, either fine motion or super creek. ideally both but don't hold your breath.
support cards, either fine motion or super creek. ideally both but don't hold your breath.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:52:05 PM No.714799110
Blue Archive popularity was known to have been faked for more than a year now. 2ch talked about it a lot. Seems like 4chan is just now only catching up now that steam proved it beyond a doubt
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:52:05 PM No.714799112
>>714799017
They just want to spread the gospel of how great BA is. Have you considered joining?
They just want to spread the gospel of how great BA is. Have you considered joining?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:52:09 PM No.714799120
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:52:12 PM No.714799129
>gacha tribalfaggotry
as expected of /v/
as expected of /v/
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:52:14 PM No.714799135
>>714798862
Season 1 can be mixed since they haven't found their footing and direction back then. Still a fun watch.
Season 2 is dramatic and very good, but it could be too melodramatic for some people. It holds the record as the best selling TV series anime.
Season 3 is kind of a disappointment.
RTTT is pretty decent, and the movie is pretty good.
CG is pretty great, and also a good starting point for a new viewer who want to get into the franchise.
Season 1 can be mixed since they haven't found their footing and direction back then. Still a fun watch.
Season 2 is dramatic and very good, but it could be too melodramatic for some people. It holds the record as the best selling TV series anime.
Season 3 is kind of a disappointment.
RTTT is pretty decent, and the movie is pretty good.
CG is pretty great, and also a good starting point for a new viewer who want to get into the franchise.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:52:17 PM No.714799139
how many carats do you need to save up for the kitasan blacked banner for your account to not be considered bricked?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:52:32 PM No.714799156
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:52:37 PM No.714799161
>>714799064
It isnโt easy to be number 1
It isnโt easy to be number 1
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:52:55 PM No.714799186
>>714798712
Nishino deserves to lose for being short
Nishino deserves to lose for being short
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:02 PM No.714799193
>>714798958
Anything involving money and animals will always involve cruel practices to maximize profit
Anything involving money and animals will always involve cruel practices to maximize profit
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:02 PM No.714799196
oguri needs NUTRITION
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:05 PM No.714799198
>>714798492
Just wait till they get to the murrican horse.
Just wait till they get to the murrican horse.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:11 PM No.714799204
>>714799070
>original works
Aka the only ones that matter. Sorry if that makes you upset people value actual original works instead of bought & paid for trash like shill archive
>original works
Aka the only ones that matter. Sorry if that makes you upset people value actual original works instead of bought & paid for trash like shill archive
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:19 PM No.714799213
>on pace to secure a 5* Mihono Bourbon by the end of the season
I won.
I won.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:31 PM No.714799232
>>714799196
Oguri :-DDDD
Oguri :-DDDD
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:33 PM No.714799240
>>714799070
Uh oh uma sissy's our response?
Uh oh uma sissy's our response?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:38 PM No.714799252
>>714799139
60k
60k
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:44 PM No.714799260
>>714798862
the anime is for secondary zoomer shitheads that think the yaoi paddle and ahegao shirt is funny
the anime is for secondary zoomer shitheads that think the yaoi paddle and ahegao shirt is funny
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:46 PM No.714799262
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:51 PM No.714799269
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:55 PM No.714799275
>>714798958
Very, yes.
Very, yes.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:54:02 PM No.714799286
>>714798432
wait really? so it's truly over and my account is bricked
wait really? so it's truly over and my account is bricked
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:54:21 PM No.714799321
>>714799196
WHY ARE YOU POSTING PICTURES OF MY WIFE
WHY ARE YOU POSTING PICTURES OF MY WIFE
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:54:36 PM No.714799351
>>714799204
Oh yeah so TM, kancolle and 2hu don't matter as well right uma shill? God you people are such newfags it's almost pathetic, go back to your eceleb worship threads.
Oh yeah so TM, kancolle and 2hu don't matter as well right uma shill? God you people are such newfags it's almost pathetic, go back to your eceleb worship threads.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:54:46 PM No.714799372
>>714799139
you need it at max. Anything lower is f2p status
you need it at max. Anything lower is f2p status
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:54:51 PM No.714799376
>>714798862
its goty
>>714798923
they are giving away 4 copies of the card, you better start marathoning this shite
its goty
>>714798923
they are giving away 4 copies of the card, you better start marathoning this shite
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:54:54 PM No.714799381
>>714797141
Well ba is region locked so I can't play
Well ba is region locked so I can't play
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:06 PM No.714799404
>>714798232
Same reason Tachyon is literally always doing the W pose. There's some huge riderfags making Uma.
Same reason Tachyon is literally always doing the W pose. There's some huge riderfags making Uma.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:11 PM No.714799413
>>714798958
yeah, arguably the worst of the "bigger" equestrian sports
yeah, arguably the worst of the "bigger" equestrian sports
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:20 PM No.714799428
>download and install
>start game
>"Scout to see which Umamusume you get!"
>Gacha?
>Uninstall
>start game
>"Scout to see which Umamusume you get!"
>Gacha?
>Uninstall
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:22 PM No.714799434
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:26 PM No.714799438
>>714799196
Screencapped and sent to the yakuza. They're in bed with NK hackers so expect a knock on the door soon.
Screencapped and sent to the yakuza. They're in bed with NK hackers so expect a knock on the door soon.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:41 PM No.714799463
>>714798862
I looked into placing some low value bets on certain horses before and Iโm pretty sure that you canโt really do so as outside of Japan unless you get someone in Japan to place it for you.
I looked into placing some low value bets on certain horses before and Iโm pretty sure that you canโt really do so as outside of Japan unless you get someone in Japan to place it for you.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:49 PM No.714799474
>>714799269
Why are you aiming for the reddit card? Go ahead and explain why you think it's good
Why are you aiming for the reddit card? Go ahead and explain why you think it's good
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:55 PM No.714799486
>>714799262
How do we stop mad horses from shrinking innocent people?
How do we stop mad horses from shrinking innocent people?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:56 PM No.714799489
>>714799286
you can still have funw with a bricked account!
you can still have funw with a bricked account!
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:57:00 PM No.714799579
Vodka mom or Mihono Bourbon dad?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:57:02 PM No.714799584
Okay we have umamusume gacha but when will we get mechamusume gacha that is actually good?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:57:03 PM No.714799585
So what game modes will we get in future updates? Career is the primary one right but I've heard there are others.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:57:08 PM No.714799595
>your uma gets spontaneous chest growth
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:57:10 PM No.714799601
>>714784156 (OP)
Which horse has the hairiest pussy?
Which horse has the hairiest pussy?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:57:11 PM No.714799606
>bakushin's story is all about (You) forcing her into only ever doing sprints
>try her in a random mile race for skill points
>she clears 3 lengths at the end
bakushin WILL take on the classics under my guidance!
>try her in a random mile race for skill points
>she clears 3 lengths at the end
bakushin WILL take on the classics under my guidance!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:57:12 PM No.714799607
>>714799474
scroll down to the "() Lovely Training Weather " event, and read the fine print of it.
scroll down to the "() Lovely Training Weather " event, and read the fine print of it.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:57:25 PM No.714799617
>>714799286
just get 10k so you can get 1 spark next week bro even though you need 5 copies
just get 10k so you can get 1 spark next week bro even though you need 5 copies
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:57:27 PM No.714799624
>>714799351
>uma shill
Thanks for exposing yourself so easily as an outsider, BAtranny.
For the record all of those did indeed devalue comiket as a worthwhile convention, but they at least weren't literally bought like BA's art "scene" was, but had natural popularity. Something BA wishes it could have.
>uma shill
Thanks for exposing yourself so easily as an outsider, BAtranny.
For the record all of those did indeed devalue comiket as a worthwhile convention, but they at least weren't literally bought like BA's art "scene" was, but had natural popularity. Something BA wishes it could have.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:57:29 PM No.714799630
>>714799489
false
i'll stop playing entirely unless I get to 30k and that's final, we'll see how it goes
false
i'll stop playing entirely unless I get to 30k and that's final, we'll see how it goes
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:58:06 PM No.714799675
>>714798862
It's one of those "this has no right being this good but fuck I love the horse girl anime"/tier.
Essentially Season 2, Road to the Top, the movie (called "Beginning of New Era") and Cinderella Gray are the best entries.
For the original trilogy, it may sound like they all follow the same main characters but that's not true, the MCs in S1 are Special Week and Silence Suzuka, S2 has Tokai Teio and Mejiro McQueen, S3 has Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond. RTTT, the movie and CinGray have their own main cast as well.
Watch it.
It's one of those "this has no right being this good but fuck I love the horse girl anime"/tier.
Essentially Season 2, Road to the Top, the movie (called "Beginning of New Era") and Cinderella Gray are the best entries.
For the original trilogy, it may sound like they all follow the same main characters but that's not true, the MCs in S1 are Special Week and Silence Suzuka, S2 has Tokai Teio and Mejiro McQueen, S3 has Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond. RTTT, the movie and CinGray have their own main cast as well.
Watch it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:58:12 PM No.714799695
>>714799579
look bro
just because it made northernlion laugh does not mean it'll play well on /v/
you gotta learn this.
look bro
just because it made northernlion laugh does not mean it'll play well on /v/
you gotta learn this.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:58:29 PM No.714799718
>>714799196
You know, the more I see of her eating like a glutton the more I wonder how much of a financial nightmare must be for her trainer with how much food she buys
You know, the more I see of her eating like a glutton the more I wonder how much of a financial nightmare must be for her trainer with how much food she buys
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:58:34 PM No.714799729
>>714798609
I find funny how nips think only they give a shit about horse racing when it's been a thing on the west for centuries
All top horses are western for a reason
I find funny how nips think only they give a shit about horse racing when it's been a thing on the west for centuries
All top horses are western for a reason
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:58:41 PM No.714799736
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:58:51 PM No.714799754
>>714798651
I actually like how the goals for each horse girl are different or how their training varies like with gold ship cucking you out of every training option except for 1
I actually like how the goals for each horse girl are different or how their training varies like with gold ship cucking you out of every training option except for 1
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:59:05 PM No.714799773
I spent my uma's entire career doing sex training, do you think she's ready for the Ura Finale bwos?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:59:07 PM No.714799779
Guys, my Rice Shower hurt her leg. Should I shot her?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:59:23 PM No.714799803
>>714798862
>Is the anime good?
Way better than the game that's for sure. But gotta support Cygames so they keep making the anime.
>Is the anime good?
Way better than the game that's for sure. But gotta support Cygames so they keep making the anime.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:59:24 PM No.714799805
>>714799624
Post proof of the inflated doujin #s but before you do make sure to let everyone know your source is sankaku ;)
Post proof of the inflated doujin #s but before you do make sure to let everyone know your source is sankaku ;)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:59:38 PM No.714799825
>>714799595
Please don't sully petite girls like this.
Please don't sully petite girls like this.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:59:42 PM No.714799831
>>714799779
yes
yes
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:59:43 PM No.714799840
>>714799112
>They just want to spread the gospel of how great BA is. Have you considered joining
Considering they themselves don't even play BA?
No, not really. Why join a sinking ship?
>They just want to spread the gospel of how great BA is. Have you considered joining
Considering they themselves don't even play BA?
No, not really. Why join a sinking ship?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:59:47 PM No.714799845
>>714799601
Grass Wonder. That's her name.
Grass Wonder. That's her name.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:59:49 PM No.714799846
>>714799773
congrats on your marathonist uma i guess
congrats on your marathonist uma i guess
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:59:58 PM No.714799858
>>714796707
I know the greentext you're referring to, but I wonder how much truth there is to it
I know the greentext you're referring to, but I wonder how much truth there is to it
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:06 PM No.714799869
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:14 PM No.714799886
>>714799729
because they're right. All you're bragging about is having the top olympian without giving a shit about them and never supporting them
because they're right. All you're bragging about is having the top olympian without giving a shit about them and never supporting them
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:25 PM No.714799901
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:36 PM No.714799921
>>714799718
She eats enough burgers in one of her events that the cost of them causes Trainer to pass out because she thought they were at an all you can eat place. Any Trainer who does Oguri Cap will see all their money go to just feeding her.
She eats enough burgers in one of her events that the cost of them causes Trainer to pass out because she thought they were at an all you can eat place. Any Trainer who does Oguri Cap will see all their money go to just feeding her.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:40 PM No.714799932
Just won a career mode with Maruzensky. You anons didn't joke, going ultra on speed and ignoring guts made this run a breeze.
That being said, you got have any tips on how to win with the schizo girl (the spiritual one)?
That being said, you got have any tips on how to win with the schizo girl (the spiritual one)?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:48 PM No.714799949
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:49 PM No.714799951
>>714799624
I remember kancolle doing the same shit with buying out artists back in the day. it was supposed to be the next big thing too, but look at it now.
I remember kancolle doing the same shit with buying out artists back in the day. it was supposed to be the next big thing too, but look at it now.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:50 PM No.714799954
>>714799846
That's not marathon Uma that's a donkey.
That's not marathon Uma that's a donkey.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:01:24 PM No.714800004
>>714799825
ok anon, here's a cute nishi for you then
ok anon, here's a cute nishi for you then
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:01:26 PM No.714800010
>>714799869
Holy baby machine
Holy baby machine
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:01:27 PM No.714800012
>>714788749
depends which pussy you fuck
depends which pussy you fuck
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:01:27 PM No.714800017
>>714798769
damn shame too, she has one of my favorite designs and personalities
damn shame too, she has one of my favorite designs and personalities
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:02:08 PM No.714800073
SPOONFEED ME AIIIIIIIEEEEE
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:02:15 PM No.714800082
>>714800004
Man she's so cute I really wanna roll on her banner when it drops.
Man she's so cute I really wanna roll on her banner when it drops.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:02:24 PM No.714800098
>>714798769
I tried her career last night but she got late start in almost every single race she ran
it's such a shame too because i love her
I tried her career last night but she got late start in almost every single race she ran
it's such a shame too because i love her
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:02:25 PM No.714800103
>>714799830
sauce : me. its AI. the yakuza cannot stop me from c00ming now
sauce : me. its AI. the yakuza cannot stop me from c00ming now
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:02:28 PM No.714800112
>>714797141
>You now remember when the top one was called the FGO killer
well well well look what we have here
>You now remember when the top one was called the FGO killer
well well well look what we have here
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:02:37 PM No.714800123
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:03:00 PM No.714800152
>>714799017
They always had a giant ego since the beginning for some reason
I remember the old days they proclaim themselves to be the "FGO killer"
Only for FGO to be still doing decently well while their game is still at the bottom of the charts
They always had a giant ego since the beginning for some reason
I remember the old days they proclaim themselves to be the "FGO killer"
Only for FGO to be still doing decently well while their game is still at the bottom of the charts
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:03:02 PM No.714800159
>>714798492
180cm is comically large for a japanese teenage girl
180cm is comically large for a japanese teenage girl
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:03:15 PM No.714800172
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:03:25 PM No.714800189
>>714800082
i agree. nishino is super cute.
i agree. nishino is super cute.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:04:17 PM No.714800256
I don't care about kitasan black the character,
still rolling for her tho
still rolling for her tho
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:04:22 PM No.714800264
>accidentally buy the wrong skill at 160
>can't afford a single other skill for half a year
should i just restart the career?
>can't afford a single other skill for half a year
should i just restart the career?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:04:30 PM No.714800275
>>714799718
In the anime her mom says her school tuition is cheaper than her food expense.
In the anime her mom says her school tuition is cheaper than her food expense.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:04:32 PM No.714800278
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:04:43 PM No.714800296
>>714800017
>>714800098
>take king halo to semifinals
>she doesn't activate her unique skill a single time in the entire career
you don't use your skill? i don't use a clock.
>>714800098
>take king halo to semifinals
>she doesn't activate her unique skill a single time in the entire career
you don't use your skill? i don't use a clock.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:04:45 PM No.714800302
huh? what?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:04:46 PM No.714800304
QRD on why Uma musume makes blue archive so upset?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:05:21 PM No.714800342
>>714800264
I've bought dud skills and still gotten a career win, unless you were planning on trying to build a good pvp uma or good legacy fodder then I wouldn't sweat it too much.
I've bought dud skills and still gotten a career win, unless you were planning on trying to build a good pvp uma or good legacy fodder then I wouldn't sweat it too much.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:05:53 PM No.714800395
is there a /v/ club?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:10 PM No.714800415
>>714800304
They got BTFO and have doujinshi that are astroturfed which got exposed, now they seethe in uma threads because they are irrelevant literally who's.
They got BTFO and have doujinshi that are astroturfed which got exposed, now they seethe in uma threads because they are irrelevant literally who's.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:18 PM No.714800426
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:49 PM No.714800474
>>714799576
>>714799607
People spend hours re-rolling for a 2% increase in training success? You do understand that even if this buff was active 100% of the time, it would on average matter every other playthrough or so?
The card is nice because it is th most generically good card in the game. You want at least one wit card in your deck and the skills are useable on most horses.
>>714799607
People spend hours re-rolling for a 2% increase in training success? You do understand that even if this buff was active 100% of the time, it would on average matter every other playthrough or so?
The card is nice because it is th most generically good card in the game. You want at least one wit card in your deck and the skills are useable on most horses.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:51 PM No.714800479
>>714800304
it's popular without needing porn boost
it's popular without needing porn boost
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:58 PM No.714800494
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:58 PM No.714800496
>they pair you off with best girl right at the start
SSR scarlet when?
SSR scarlet when?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:07:00 PM No.714800503
>>714799951
kancolle never bought out artists like blue archive did, you're thinking of something else.
kancolle literally started as a work from a doujinshi circle, there was basically no big corporate money to throw around.
kancolle never bought out artists like blue archive did, you're thinking of something else.
kancolle literally started as a work from a doujinshi circle, there was basically no big corporate money to throw around.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:07:17 PM No.714800528
Do these horse girls have human ears hidden under those headphones and hair? What about the in game model if not in lore?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:07:32 PM No.714800549
>>714800304
they bragged blue archive would kill umamusume on steam but the showing was pathetic
they bragged blue archive would kill umamusume on steam but the showing was pathetic
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:07:33 PM No.714800551
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:07:34 PM No.714800557
>>714800528
stop asking questions
stop asking questions
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:07:38 PM No.714800562
>Bourbon ahead and going to win the Condor legend race
>Gets rushed right before the final stretch
>Special ability sealed now and loses by 1 length
>Gets rushed right before the final stretch
>Special ability sealed now and loses by 1 length
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:07:42 PM No.714800569
>>714800528
no they don't.
no they don't.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:07:50 PM No.714800578
>>714800426
>training late is ass
training mayano...sprinter that runs in late...what the fuck is this shit, dear god
>training late is ass
training mayano...sprinter that runs in late...what the fuck is this shit, dear god
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:07:51 PM No.714800580
>>714800461
Wtf I swear every time I see a uma steam chart posted the all time high keeps going up
Wtf I swear every time I see a uma steam chart posted the all time high keeps going up
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:07:58 PM No.714800596
>>714798958
The horses commonly run so hard their lungs bleed.
The horses commonly run so hard their lungs bleed.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:08:07 PM No.714800607
>>714799810
I did. This scene was so full of innuendos that I have decided we are already married.
11/10 horse wife
I did. This scene was so full of innuendos that I have decided we are already married.
11/10 horse wife
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:08:35 PM No.714800647
>>714799932
Lates and Ends usually need a more even spread on power, speed and stamina trending closer to power being a bit higher. They also need a fair amount of Wit so they don't get boxed in constantly due to bad positioning.
Lates and Ends usually need a more even spread on power, speed and stamina trending closer to power being a bit higher. They also need a fair amount of Wit so they don't get boxed in constantly due to bad positioning.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:08:46 PM No.714800665
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:09:02 PM No.714800683
>>714800461
Holy fuck no wonder why BAfaggots have been crying these past few days lmao
Holy fuck no wonder why BAfaggots have been crying these past few days lmao
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:09:04 PM No.714800690
>>714800304
Because Uma came out and literally kicked the legs out from under the game in Japan 4 years ago and exploded into a national phenomenon that revived interest in Japanโs declining keiba scene, and is beloved by JSs to ojisans.
Because Uma came out and literally kicked the legs out from under the game in Japan 4 years ago and exploded into a national phenomenon that revived interest in Japanโs declining keiba scene, and is beloved by JSs to ojisans.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:09:13 PM No.714800707
>>714799886
Nips horses aren't any different though, as soon as they're not on the prime anymore they get sent to the glue factory
Nips horses aren't any different though, as soon as they're not on the prime anymore they get sent to the glue factory
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:09:28 PM No.714800729
>>714800474
yeah putting a card that matches the build is better and that's why reddit is retarded
yeah putting a card that matches the build is better and that's why reddit is retarded
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:09:37 PM No.714800741
>try sakura bakushin
damn, it's that easy for lead sprinters to win? you basically don't need to bother with power or guts.
damn, it's that easy for lead sprinters to win? you basically don't need to bother with power or guts.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:09:40 PM No.714800745
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:09:42 PM No.714800747
>>714800461
The FGO killer... Killed...
The FGO killer... Killed...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:10:10 PM No.714800782
>>714800461
Absolute assblasted, get fucked BA troons
Absolute assblasted, get fucked BA troons
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:10:12 PM No.714800783
>>714800690
>Because Uma came out and literally kicked the legs out from under the game in Japan 4 years ago
And now they're doing it again 4 years later.
All I can say it, based
>Because Uma came out and literally kicked the legs out from under the game in Japan 4 years ago
And now they're doing it again 4 years later.
All I can say it, based
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:10:27 PM No.714800801
>>714800017
King Jobber...
King Jobber...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:10:31 PM No.714800807
>>714800551
It was like 36k yesterday, today when I woke up it was this number, it keeps climbing, I'm scared.......
It was like 36k yesterday, today when I woke up it was this number, it keeps climbing, I'm scared.......
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:10:38 PM No.714800813
>>714800741
from my understanding it depends on the race type
from my understanding it depends on the race type
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:10:44 PM No.714800825
>>714800707
americans don't have a horse gacha game, enough said
go slobber over madden and mlb the show now
americans don't have a horse gacha game, enough said
go slobber over madden and mlb the show now
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:10:46 PM No.714800831
>>714800741
Her career is you, the trainer, signing her up for a bunch of sprint races. If you put her to run anything else she would fail miserably
Her career is you, the trainer, signing her up for a bunch of sprint races. If you put her to run anything else she would fail miserably
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:10:56 PM No.714800845
>>714800474
Yeah, I got a horse with a broken leg due to a 3% of failure, couldn't train for a whole month since the infirmary didn't remove the injury right away, an extra 2% safety net is a lot.
Yeah, I got a horse with a broken leg due to a 3% of failure, couldn't train for a whole month since the infirmary didn't remove the injury right away, an extra 2% safety net is a lot.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:12:03 PM No.714800952
>>714800152
The only thing blue archive killed was itself
Genuinely one of the most fake "phenomena" I have ever seen in my life. Even fucking borderlands 2 wasn't this blatant
The only thing blue archive killed was itself
Genuinely one of the most fake "phenomena" I have ever seen in my life. Even fucking borderlands 2 wasn't this blatant
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:12:18 PM No.714800974
>>714799886
England and Ireland are where all the best horses are traced back to and they do give a shit about the sport though. Ireland has like 2000 races and 350 meets a year according to jewgle and they're a tiny fucking island compared to Japan
England and Ireland are where all the best horses are traced back to and they do give a shit about the sport though. Ireland has like 2000 races and 350 meets a year according to jewgle and they're a tiny fucking island compared to Japan
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:12:32 PM No.714800994
>Your trainee's guts seems to be lacking, why don't you focus on training that?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:12:45 PM No.714801015
Just started the game not long ago. Should I save the carrots for later? or can I go nuts on stamina refills to keep doing more careers?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:12:48 PM No.714801018
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:13:11 PM No.714801053
>>714800578
Maya is a genius who can adapt to any distant/strategy with the right training. She's just built different.
Maya is a genius who can adapt to any distant/strategy with the right training. She's just built different.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:13:25 PM No.714801074
>>714800831
well, i think the URA finale race is a mile, right? she still won that. anyway, i was just surprised by how easy it felt. she won over my heart with her BAKUUUUSHIIIN
well, i think the URA finale race is a mile, right? she still won that. anyway, i was just surprised by how easy it felt. she won over my heart with her BAKUUUUSHIIIN
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:13:36 PM No.714801090
that was a quick bump limit
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:13:43 PM No.714801103
>>714801015
Spam your stamina to get 290k points for the Special Week event support
Spam your stamina to get 290k points for the Special Week event support
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:13:45 PM No.714801108
>>714800461
To be honest, it's most likely because of how long the dailies take and the fact that it's a global release not just a pc port. But BAfags started it, so they deserve to be laughed at nonetheless.
To be honest, it's most likely because of how long the dailies take and the fact that it's a global release not just a pc port. But BAfags started it, so they deserve to be laughed at nonetheless.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:13:51 PM No.714801126
>>714801018
Who took a shit in your cereal ? Why so hostile towards a simple question nigger
Who took a shit in your cereal ? Why so hostile towards a simple question nigger
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:13:54 PM No.714801137
>>714800503
what? kancolle was backed up by a fucking kadokawa and I remember touhoufags seething about them stealing artists
>>714800665
no, it indeed was pretty big. it just did not stay that long at the top.
what? kancolle was backed up by a fucking kadokawa and I remember touhoufags seething about them stealing artists
>>714800665
no, it indeed was pretty big. it just did not stay that long at the top.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:14:17 PM No.714801182
>>714801074
URA Finals distance depends on what your horse ran most leading up to it.
URA Finals distance depends on what your horse ran most leading up to it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:14:41 PM No.714801216
>>714800845
It's not a bad effect, but you are way over selling it if you think it makes her a must own card.
It's not a bad effect, but you are way over selling it if you think it makes her a must own card.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:14:46 PM No.714801225
>>714800350
And it made into a scenario too in Uma Musume focusing on Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe.
And it made into a scenario too in Uma Musume focusing on Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:14:55 PM No.714801238
>>714800304
Astroturfed and artificial hype and fanarts being paid by Nexon to create an illusion that is bigger than what they actually are
They boldly proclaim themselves to be the FGO killer and the next big thing(it wasn't)
They said they would kill Uma on global(it didn't)
Basically they got too uppity and they got swept off their legs while throwing a melty
Astroturfed and artificial hype and fanarts being paid by Nexon to create an illusion that is bigger than what they actually are
They boldly proclaim themselves to be the FGO killer and the next big thing(it wasn't)
They said they would kill Uma on global(it didn't)
Basically they got too uppity and they got swept off their legs while throwing a melty
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:15:02 PM No.714801249
>>714801074
Final is dependent on what your horse did the most that career seeing as it's supposed to be an event for every type of race.
Final is dependent on what your horse did the most that career seeing as it's supposed to be an event for every type of race.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:15:03 PM No.714801253
>>714800112
how much longer are you gonna keep seething?
how much longer are you gonna keep seething?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:15:57 PM No.714801334
>>714801126
if the answer is yes they have 4 ears, or no they have 2 ears, it doesn't fucking matter, its an irrelevant time wasting question
it serves no purpose
if the answer is yes they have 4 ears, or no they have 2 ears, it doesn't fucking matter, its an irrelevant time wasting question
it serves no purpose
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:16:10 PM No.714801357
>>714801137
The kadokawa backing came way later, dummy, after everyone had already been drawing kancolle by the thousands. Trusting touhoufaggots about accurate kancolle info is like trusting blue archive morons about uma
The kadokawa backing came way later, dummy, after everyone had already been drawing kancolle by the thousands. Trusting touhoufaggots about accurate kancolle info is like trusting blue archive morons about uma
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:16:14 PM No.714801364
>>714800741
Shuttle is one of my favorites. The recipe to win her career is speedmaxxing and using mile/pace chaser skill cards because all she does is running mile
What the fuck I love American now
Shuttle is one of my favorites. The recipe to win her career is speedmaxxing and using mile/pace chaser skill cards because all she does is running mile
What the fuck I love American now
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:16:18 PM No.714801378
>>714801225
Do they add French horses to the game later or is it Umamusume A (French)
Do they add French horses to the game later or is it Umamusume A (French)
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:17:42 PM No.714801508
Speedmaxing breaks the game and is a meta strategy
Don't use such a tactic if you care about not being a redditfag.
Don't use such a tactic if you care about not being a redditfag.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:18:05 PM No.714801543
>>714800304
blueniggers have always been insufferable numbersfags so they're being BTFO by horse girls on steam since they released at the same time and have nothing to cope with except porn numbers
blueniggers have always been insufferable numbersfags so they're being BTFO by horse girls on steam since they released at the same time and have nothing to cope with except porn numbers
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:18:40 PM No.714801596
>>714801508
i tried just maxing speed but i failed. is it a card issue? or do you just need corner master skill and stack speed?
i tried just maxing speed but i failed. is it a card issue? or do you just need corner master skill and stack speed?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:18:43 PM No.714801606
season 2
movie
season 1
season 3
is this the correct tier list from good to bad?
movie
season 1
season 3
is this the correct tier list from good to bad?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:18:50 PM No.714801617
>>714801378
Only Montjeu. It's based on when El Condor Pasa almost win against him.
Only Montjeu. It's based on when El Condor Pasa almost win against him.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:19:25 PM No.714801671
>>714801357
alright I believe you. I do not know much about kancolle origins.
alright I believe you. I do not know much about kancolle origins.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:19:38 PM No.714801682
>>714798392
Uma Delicia has always been relatively popular. Sure, it didnโt get a thread everyday but people talked about Goldship now and then if nothing else.
Oi! Trainer-san!
Uma Delicia has always been relatively popular. Sure, it didnโt get a thread everyday but people talked about Goldship now and then if nothing else.
Oi! Trainer-san!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:19:45 PM No.714801695
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:20:19 PM No.714801756
>>714801508
Speedmaxing only really works with shorter race umas, it does fuck all in the longer races compared to a balance of stamina, speed, and power.
Speedmaxing only really works with shorter race umas, it does fuck all in the longer races compared to a balance of stamina, speed, and power.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:20:23 PM No.714801767
This is a goldshi world
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:20:25 PM No.714801768
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:20:26 PM No.714801771
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:21:07 PM No.714801832
I want to train a horse who starts in the back then makes everyone butthurt by passing them all at the end
what horse girl is best for this and how do I train her to do that?
what horse girl is best for this and how do I train her to do that?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:21:09 PM No.714801840
>>714801606
cinderella gray > season 2 > movie > road to the top > season 3 > season 1
cinderella gray > season 2 > movie > road to the top > season 3 > season 1
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:21:10 PM No.714801846
Now that I think about it, Uma kinda reminds me of Touhou because a lot of the lore is based on REAL LIFE stuff rather than -just- staff coming up with stuff from the ground up. You learn more about the characters by learning their origins and that's something exclusive to Touhou and Uma, and Fate too of course.
That inherently makes Uma stand closer to the classics rather than just being another IP to be discarded.
That inherently makes Uma stand closer to the classics rather than just being another IP to be discarded.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:21:27 PM No.714801878
>>714801606
goldship vtumor series clears all of those
goldship vtumor series clears all of those
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:21:46 PM No.714801906
they always talk about horse pussy
but never horse anus
but never horse anus
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:21:57 PM No.714801925
>>714801728
is that a metallica reference?
is that a metallica reference?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:22:17 PM No.714801956
>>714801906
we've definitely talked about horse anus in these threads before
we've definitely talked about horse anus in these threads before
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:22:23 PM No.714801964
>>714801832
End Runners. They are the most spectacular.
End Runners. They are the most spectacular.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:22:27 PM No.714801974
>>714800304
Uma is the very opposite of BA (being japanese, being a slog to play with hours long dailies, being extremely anti-porn) yet found more successes than it does.
Uma is the very opposite of BA (being japanese, being a slog to play with hours long dailies, being extremely anti-porn) yet found more successes than it does.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:22:37 PM No.714801990
>>714801846
fate sucks tho, so it doesnt count
fate sucks tho, so it doesnt count
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:22:41 PM No.714802004
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:22:47 PM No.714802018
>>714801891
>He doesn't know about the Oguri Cap show
Really anon? It's a manga that started in 2020 and started getting an anime adaptation THIS YEAR. Go watch it.
>He doesn't know about the Oguri Cap show
Really anon? It's a manga that started in 2020 and started getting an anime adaptation THIS YEAR. Go watch it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:22:54 PM No.714802027
>>714801832
Golshi is the only real end runner right now. She wants power>stam=speed I believe.
Golshi is the only real end runner right now. She wants power>stam=speed I believe.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:23:31 PM No.714802074
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:23:37 PM No.714802081
>>714801958
didn't even know it existed holy shit, time to watch
didn't even know it existed holy shit, time to watch
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:24:32 PM No.714802176
>>714802030
me. i edge to mcqueen daily
me. i edge to mcqueen daily
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:24:56 PM No.714802203
>600+ posts
So this is the power of horse pussy
So this is the power of horse pussy
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:25:40 PM No.714802271
Do the umas need more sex appeal?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:26:02 PM No.714802296
>>714802203
combined with the power of not wanting to go to the circlejerk board
combined with the power of not wanting to go to the circlejerk board
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:26:04 PM No.714802303
>>714802271
No they just need to be themselves
No they just need to be themselves
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:26:23 PM No.714802330
>>714799951
Every artists drew Kancolle fanart because it was the first good waifu game. It's not that deep bro.
Every artists drew Kancolle fanart because it was the first good waifu game. It's not that deep bro.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:27:03 PM No.714802379
>>714802271
Seem to be doing just fine without any more than they already have
Seem to be doing just fine without any more than they already have
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:27:23 PM No.714802402
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:27:33 PM No.714802420
>>714802271
No. I'd rather they stay less blatantly coomer if the rest of the game isn't genuine slop and they have actual heartfelt moments and fun character interactions with decent gameplay.
No. I'd rather they stay less blatantly coomer if the rest of the game isn't genuine slop and they have actual heartfelt moments and fun character interactions with decent gameplay.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:27:51 PM No.714802447
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:28:37 PM No.714802519
>>714802271
Umamusume mogs BrapDust easily.
Umamusume mogs BrapDust easily.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:28:47 PM No.714802536
>>714802271
Well it significantly increased in terms of porn ever since it came out on global since west doesn't give a fuck about muh yakuza
Well it significantly increased in terms of porn ever since it came out on global since west doesn't give a fuck about muh yakuza
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:29:01 PM No.714802559
>>714802271
Honestly overtly gooner games make me uncomfortable. I'd play an actual adult game if I want to goon and not this faux porn stuff.
Honestly overtly gooner games make me uncomfortable. I'd play an actual adult game if I want to goon and not this faux porn stuff.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:29:20 PM No.714802591
>>714802030
In JP it's probably Orfevre but in EN only Gold Ship is currently an end runner.
In JP it's probably Orfevre but in EN only Gold Ship is currently an end runner.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:29:39 PM No.714802619
>>714801508
Speedmaxing will just put you in a place where your max speed is so high you will never reach it and skills do nothing.
Speedmaxing will just put you in a place where your max speed is so high you will never reach it and skills do nothing.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:29:54 PM No.714802641
La mas linda caballo
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:30:11 PM No.714802669
>everybody says bakushin is stupid easy to win with
>she's only won a single race heading into the latter half of her third year
i've been training speed as hard as i canโฆ but she keeps falling over in themiddle.
>she's only won a single race heading into the latter half of her third year
i've been training speed as hard as i canโฆ but she keeps falling over in themiddle.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:30:22 PM No.714802687
>page 10
Its over, this thread is finished
Its over, this thread is finished
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:30:29 PM No.714802702
>>714802641
Who...I don't recognize this Uma...
Who...I don't recognize this Uma...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:31:15 PM No.714802778
>>714802669
???
who said train speed only? you need stamina so she can sustain her lead. give her skills that boost her lead maintaing capacity and stamina skills
???
who said train speed only? you need stamina so she can sustain her lead. give her skills that boost her lead maintaing capacity and stamina skills
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:31:56 PM No.714802839
>>714802641
Unmasked El awakened something in me none of the other uma did. Even though she's so plain it was like looking at a naked maiden for the first time.
Unmasked El awakened something in me none of the other uma did. Even though she's so plain it was like looking at a naked maiden for the first time.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:32:31 PM No.714802896
>>714797220
what about olympic athletes?
what about olympic athletes?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:32:34 PM No.714802902
>>714802669
Most of the time people assume you borrow great legacy from a friend. You did this right?
Most of the time people assume you borrow great legacy from a friend. You did this right?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:32:41 PM No.714802909
>>714802030
Gold Ship is the only one that starts with A, but Mayano Top Gun has B which is ver y easy to boost into an A with proper inspiration.
Protip: Intense / Petrifying gaze is an SS+ tier skill.
Gold Ship is the only one that starts with A, but Mayano Top Gun has B which is ver y easy to boost into an A with proper inspiration.
Protip: Intense / Petrifying gaze is an SS+ tier skill.
