Thread 714784156

The charges officer?

tfw no retarded horse gf

Too sex, too attractive. White people hate that shit. Not enough troons and nogs

>>714784156 (OP)
being a nortubel character

>>714785404
Please man, you don't have to keep selling me on this.

Got 30k carats. How many Kitasan Black is fine enough, if not going for MLB?

>>714786134
>not neigh-ga

>>714784156 (OP)
4 ears

>>714784156 (OP)
Multiple charges of aggravated pelvic annihilation

>>714786315
heh

can we get a real horse reaction image

>>714787986
how about some horse girls

>>714788105
beta ray bill...

>>714786519
>horse-sized horse girls
Peak.

>>714787986
Just search up gold ship then, dude's a lunatic

I LOVE HAVING 3 RACES BACK TO BACK, I LOVE REALIZING THAT I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STAMINA OR POWER IN THE FIRST RACE WHEN I LOSE HORRIBLY BUT NOT HAVING ENOUGH TURNS TO TRAIN IT EVEN A LITTLE BIT FOR THE NEXT RACES SO I LOSE THOSE TOO, I ALSO LOVE GETTING MOOD DEBUFF RIGHT BEFORE THE RACES, I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

mindbreaking /bag/ into a permanent melty

>>714788363
I like how the internet collectively agreed

>>714784156 (OP)
Horsing around.

>>714788363
>size_difference
imagine the sex

Please appreciate centaur girls too

>>714786519
>>714788363
>canonically 5'7"

>>714784156 (OP)
Your seed
Give it to me

>>714788691
if you impregnate centaur, which belly gets big?

>>714788470
did the steam delay actually create a universe where this game btfo blue archive

>>714788691
Cerea is good but centaurs are one of the worst kinds of monster girl.

why mods deleted the other thread

>>714784156 (OP)
Why does this one look like a troon in the anime?

>thread got deleted
its over
i don't want to go to the circlejerking schizo board anons...

>>714788915
It's a real shame because discussing this on /v/ is much more fun on average.

>>714788915
your options are not talk about a game or talk about them in the appropriate cesspool.

this game will fall off in a month after the streamers get their bag and leave

>>714786232
this

I don't get it, Deltarune/Hoyo/whatever gets to have a bunch of threads in a row, then Uma gets deleted because there was a thread with a shitpost OP before? We didn't want to use threads with console warring OPs or shitposting OPs, they get too off-topic.

>>714784156 (OP)
$80 million dollars financial terrorism.

good trainers never blame their horses for losing
they blame the rigging bastards that make you start at gate 18 with late start and rushed

>>714788915
why should we go? The game came out 5 days ago, Death Stranding 2 came out earlier and those threads are allowed.

>>714788993
>talk about the game
>/vg/
lol

>>714788691
Tits too big

>>714789025
So like any other gacha game.

>>714789161
right, i should have said ATTEMPT to talk about the game.

>>714788735
Official Youtube chanel had a skit with a kaiju Gold Ship, so you can average out the heights with the in game version

>>714789142
>make you start at gate 18 with late start and rushed
QRD?
what do gates do?

>>714784156 (OP)
WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL?

CLEAN IT UP JANNIES!

>>714784156 (OP)
>Supposed to be an amazonic giant
>170cm tall
Fucking Japanese manlets.

>>714789142
No fairly sure it's my horse's fault
>late start
>try again
>late start
>try again
>late start
VODKA YOU BITCH, WHAT DO YOU HAVE 400 WIT FOR ?

I FUCKING HATE FOTM I FUCKING HATE FOTM I FUCKING HATE FOTM I FUCKING HATE FOTM I FUCKING HATE FOTM

I got this with my SSR scout ticket, is it good?

blue archive is better

>>714784156 (OP)
Refusing to train speed the day before a race

Soooo, what does a jockey actually do besides keep the horse pointed in the right direction?

>>714789147
DS2 is an actual game, and it doesn’t have generals like you guys tried with this. Do you see ZZZ threads? Neither do I.

>>714789354
>>Supposed to be an amazonic giant
???

>>714789407
There's a skill that reduces/avoid late start, but it's like 150 skill points or something, you feel like investing in something else, but maybe it's viable in a run that you do a lot of races?

>>714789436
Fuck you

>>714789489
pace the horse, obviously

>>714789436
No, reroll until you get Shakur's card.

>>714789489
have sex with the mares when they go into heat

>early race: late start
>mid-race: rushed
>still wins
Bless my whorse

>>714789417
Why are you so emotionally invested, just ignore or install 4chanX to filter.

>>714789551
>can't go all out in a short race
worthless fucking creature

>>714789280
gate 1 is the closest to the rail, therefore your uma will have to travel less distance on average, high number gates start on the outer side and have to run a lot more

>>714789550
wh-why
>>714789569
I really don't wanna do re-roll autism, especially when I have no idea what's good or not

>>714789436
same lol Creek is based as fuck according to /v/eddit
Not really sure why or to whose's horse but still, based get, anon.

>>714789507
Look at the images in the thread, nigga.

She is only normal with Just a Way

>>714789645
it's actually the best card on that banner

>>714789483
yeah... i have refused to touch after seeing images like this. what a fucking troll

>>714789645
Creek is ok for now but it'll be surpassed within a few months by Marchen Brand, Shakur's card is still meta to this day in JP.

>>714788915
the uma general in /vg/ is pretty nice if you manage to filter the aislopper

>>714789709
Why would I care about what a bunch of retards draw?

>>714788691
Horse pussy is too powerful for Kemonomimi gamers

>>714784156 (OP)
>yfw lost 12 billion yen from the horse you betted on because he decided to randomly throw the race for no good reason just to troll you

>>714789354
Gold Ship wasn't a giant horse or anything
Giantess fanart isn't accurate

The absolute state of El Perro Caca

>>714790063
El Condor Nunca Pasa

>>714789991
you knew what you were signing up for betting on goldship

>>714790063
what's the trick to defeat her?

>>714786519
my stallion...

>asmongold
>squeex
>northernlion
>ludwig
>every vtuber
why is this game getting shilled so much?

>>714789436
>>714789645
You're good.

I SUCK AT MEDIUM LENGTH RACES

WHAT HORSE IS MEDIUM AND HOW DO I TRAIN HER?

>>714790189
it's just snowball effect, all it takes is for one popular streamer to try and it can go viral.

>>714790123
Haha gold ship is pretending to poke harus nipples

>>714790207
whats with the * ?

>>714790150
If you have a B+ hors you can beat her easily, I got it 2/3 with my Rice Shower

>>714789125
The story behind the horses is so fucking funny, I didn't even know race horses could be this interesting.

>>714790354
My b+ bakushin with 1200 speed was no match for her

this is the greatest scam to ever exist, to think we had games like Elsword that had hot girls and actual PvP and a community, they didn't even charge you that much and you could play the whole game f2p if you wanted to

flash forward to current year, you get a game you have to whale out in and where you barely do anything in, it's honestly fascinating to me, I'd love to meet the evil scientists behind this and shake their hands

>>714784156 (OP)
this is someone's grandson

>>714790427
you probably have zero stam and bad medium aptitude

>>714790427
Well, Bakushin is a sprinter, you might want to raise a medium runner

>>714790468
their mistake for not having horse girls

>>714790150
Having a nice and caring mom that is secretly a race monster helps
Went undefeated on a 15 race streak in her career mode, and she only lost one out of 6 runs against Condor just because of a late start + getting boxed in so far

>>714790368
mares beg for the endurance based human
quickshot stallions are literal 2 pump chumps

>>714790427
>2400m race
>bakushin
read the career mode events anon

>>714790468
>actual pvp
Aaaand dropped

I dont want actual pvp I just want a fun story

>>714790427
Baku's special ed ass can't win everything, anon
She's just for sprints

>>714790427
bakushin should only ever run sprints, anon

>>714790567
>their mistake for not having horse girls
it ran its course, lived a long life

but i love how you can take out almost all of the gameplay and just replace it with hot girls and they'll shower you with money, i simply find it fascinating

I LOVE TRAINING

There should be more games focused on training like Monster Rancher

>>714790123
That's the thing, people didn't expect Gold Ship to do just that at that very moment. At least with Urara you knew what you got when you bet on her, Gold Ship didn't even have that security to him when he was still active.

It's no surprise that his Umamusume counterpart is such an unpredictable troll as a result.

>>714786232
3 cards minimum to make it working as intended. Her card is meta due to it massive specialty priority bonus when MLBed which make her exclusively stay in speed training all the time. The thing is the card speciality priority bonus only unlocked at level 45 aka 3 limit break and even then it's only 60% compared to 100% when MLB.

>>714790279
It's intense how even in-universe Umas are still just as vulnerable as real horses.
You get to many hurt Umas in the series.

>>714784156 (OP)
Endangerment of protected marine species

>>714788691
This

>>714790207
In what situations would you use marvelous sunday over Fine Motion? I doubt we are suppose to use two wits cards in a run, right?

Gold Ship is so fucking hot it's unreal

>>714790123
>you knew what you were signing up
no, you didn't. that's exactly the point. gold ship was a fucking monster but randomly he just decided that he didn't feel like winning that day.

Please consider horsegirl armpits

>>714790368
What about Gentilladonna? You got scared from a mare lol.

>>714790934
She was too swole, he couldn't believe she was a woman

what does MLB even mean

>>714790956
AIIEEEEEEEEE

>>714790956
HEY, YAKUZA! QUICK! OVER HERE!

>>714791019
it's when your support card is fully uncapped

>>714790906
I wanna see that smug face put in its place

>>714784156 (OP)
Serial remier

>>714791019
Max Limit Break

>>714791172
correct the game should be single player with online features, and season passes like in street fighter
sucks but whatever

>>714790890
The energy recovery bonus from wits training can be stacked. I run three wit card Bakushin once and she never need to rest at all.

>>714784156 (OP)
the ears are at the top, retard
bitch ain't hearing shit.

>>714791019
Major League Baseball

>>714790754
Yeah I was remembering my childhood days with Digimon World when playing this.
This type of system/idea really has a good basis that you could build in many directions.

>>714790934
his ass lives in fear of a real woman

Being a ridiculous character design.

>>714791019
My Little Brony

My lovely mare

I just leveled up in Team races and I see people put complete shitters as their second slot, do you get bonuses for having both slots occupied or something?

>>714791595
>I just leveled up in Team races and I see people put complete shitters as their second slot,
What do you expect me to do? I don't have 2 teams of veterans yet. But I'm working on it.

>>714791595
Your cumulative rating got higher (more free carrot) and the sub horse can carry you to win if your ace somehow jobbed.

>team 1 has an uma with "front runners get debuffed"
>team 2 has an uma that's a front runner
Would my uma 1 debuff my uma 2?

Coincidentally, let's say both uma 1 and 2 have the front runner debuff, would both of them activate and debuff the other horses twice for double the penalty?

>>714784156 (OP)
>12 counts of first degree murder
>14 counts of armed theft
>22 counts of piracy
>18 counts of fraud
>37 counts of rape
and one moving violation

>>714791595
even finishing last gives you 2k points, plus tips that you earn mid-race.

sniffing tazuna's big butt
sniffing grass wonder's big butt

How would you respond without sounding mad

>need 15 horses now
>have 9
Really considering doing a ten roll on Bourbon so I can keep climbing in pvp but I know I'll get 10 fucking dupes if I do.

in the tutorial they were wearing bloomers, but in the actual career mode they wear pants
what gives, did I get scammed?

I'm very proud to say that Gold Ship was the character I chose for my very first try at Career. Didn't get all the way through but I have no regrets.

>>714792235
Don’t pick a male horse

I truly dont understand this game. I am too stupid for it.
>Pick BAKUSHINNNNNNNNN
>Train Speed with speed and stamina cards
>Lose the first 2 races ending the career instantly.

So how does this work? Should I swap to the "!" events everytime? Should I focus on the trainings with the most "friend" cards? Just I just roll SPEED until the end of times?

>>714792209
consider the dupes

>>714792235
Mares wear bloomers while stallion wear pants.

>>714792194
If the only training option is dogshit I just send her to do a race instead

Is he in?

>>714792235
TURN ON THE NON-G1 OUTFIT!

Is Goldship's unique skill supposed to be better as latesurger or endrunner?
I see that she has Aptitude B as latesurger but my Urara legacy made her Aptitude A, but still, is the skill supposed to work better as endrunner or it doesn't matter?

>>714792235
pants are for stallions

>>714792194
Glue factory.

>>714792398
She's a pure end uma.

>>714783132
Holy shit just fucking end me.

>>714792390
Gold Ship energy.

>>714792287
you are setting bakushin to front strategy, right?

>>714792491
so they have futa cocks?

>>714789125
>for no reason
The horse besides him was a faggot

>>714792287
Wit can help activate of Skills which is really good.

>25 careers
>still yet to see a 5 support training
absurd

>>714792491
>>714792412
>>714792391
>>714792320
I see
I'm guessing there's an event or special training or something where they take off their tracksuits?

horse

>>714792528
Yeah. Thats her deal right? Front runners need stamina and speed to keep up.
I had an early career where she advanced quite a lot, but this last one I tried she lost EVERY fucking race.
I think I just dont know how to train them. Maybe horsegirls aren't for me.

>>714792058
are you bulli Urara!??

>>714792287
Follow this for stats, it'll get you through URA on any uma until you understand the game better.

>uma thread
>look inside
>seething about BA

>>714792483
First gacha?

>>714792287
facts about Bakushin:

1. She can't overtake, if someone passes her, its over. She needs to be in the front
2. She doesn't have skills that benefit from being on the frontlines, so you need to use good support cards that would help her with that (Like Twin Turbo), so picking ! is good if the benefit outweights the loss
3. Don't use stamina cards, go all out on Speed and Wit cards.
4. Just roll speed, fuck friendship, fuck skills if you feel confident with what you have, just speed training all day, everyday.

>>714792670
Thanks anon. I'll try to follow this

can I start fresh now? or it is the reroll thing over?

>>714792658
Bakushin runs short races, you don’t need stamina, only speed and a little bit of wits

>>714792581
what is this? I already cleared pt 1.

>>714791501
Game would be 1000 times better if it had breeding mechanic and you raise both your wife and your daughters to the top

>>714792658
honestly, you don't even need stamina. bakushin only needs speed and the usual 300-400 in wits

>>714792585
They wear their costume only on graded race, by default this setting got turned off I think. At least Grade 2 races.

>>714792772
>>714792741
>>714792871
So I have a question about this. Since Career picks the race for your goal, does it always pick what the uma is used to? So like in this case, is every goal race going to be a short race for Bakushin? or there is a chance a long one can happen?

>>714792585
In the low rank races they wear training uniforms in G2 and G1 races they're in their racing attire

>>714792585
its in the options menu

>>714792684
seething about what
all time player count broken again on a monday btw

>>714792931
bakushin has like one 1600m race instead of the usual 1200m, but it's not a big difference. her entire career mode is effectively you gaslighting her into only running sprints.

>>714792658
Bakushin races are sub 1600m, the stamina doesn't even trigger at that length

>>714789125
>no reason
based, try betting on others for a change gamblecels

>>714792931
not always the case but yes

>>714792931
It varies on the stories. In the story Bakushin want to race in longer track but you pretty much gaslight her to only compete in sprints. The most extreme case is Urara who is a dirt sprinter suddenly competing in a long turf race, it's basically scripted for her to lose because she is based on a horse who never win in all of her 100+ races.

>>714789125
She is smart enough to know it’s all about having fun

>>714793027
>>714793035
>>714793251
>>714793347
Gotcha. So the Career of each Uma is not random, it is kind of specific to each Uma.
Good to know. I just started two days ago so I have no idea what I am doing yet.

>>714793347
>0-113
Holy based

>>714793347
>scripted
It's entirely possible, but extremely hard, to win that race. You can even get a secret event out of it.

>>714793539
is it possible on global yet?

Horse names are so stupid and yet so cool

>>714788363
Bigger

>>714793635
it's because so many fucking horses are born and have to be registered and they can never know which ones are going to turn out great so they just get wacky with the names

>>714788105
I'd respect elevens way more if this was their default for humanoid animals. This "human girl with animal ears and maybe a tail" shit being so popular is insulting.

>>714793616
Sure if you a whale with parents who can deliver enough turf/long genes to help her survive the onslaught.
It's still not possible for the majority of players who simply lack the autism. Though I suspect some autistic streamer may attempt such a challenge as clickbait for their video.

>>714793495
Oh yeah, the path is always the same for each specific Uma, as each Uma has their own goals and dreams and shite. They don't vary between each run. Your next Bakushin will be the exact same races as the previous one.

So your job as a trainer is to exploit the horses' strength as much as you can while getting bombarded with RNG events

>>714793616
It's posibble. Grind or borrow a 9* turf sparks legacies to raise her turf stats to at least B.

>>714793746
The game isn't for your kind, furfag.

>>714793616
Maybe.
It’s less about stats and more having the right distance and surface inheritance factors and then getting lucky enough to get her Turf and Long up for C minimum.

>>714789125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P26Opa7F5g0

>>714789125
What I find interesting is that Gold Ship retired and the vets learned that bro was still in peak condition
>Gold Ship quite literally just horsed around his whole career, never gave his all, and yet still was one of the best
Chad move

>>714793746
fuck off furnig

>>714793635
I still don't know why I find the name Manhattan Cafe so good. It just sounds nice.

>>714789639
Gate one is trash because of how easy you can get stuck.

>>714793685
Fat cow

>>714784156 (OP)
She knows what she did

>>714791909
Answer me please, this is important to strategize pvp matches

For example using the "competitive" skill that requires 5 umas to be in the same position is much more feasable if you hold 3 umas with that same skill, requiring only 2 of your opponent for the skill to trigger.

It's baffling how low the gacha pull rates are

>>714786519
>>714788363
>>714788558
imagine

>>714794369
cygames

QoL tip:

When selecting what to train you don't need to [CLICK] every button (Speed, Stamina, etc), just hold down the click and slide.

I'm not that horny for the horses at all really.

>>714794369
cygames are the most stingy fuckers ever and yet people keep buying their shit

>>714794293
THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD KIDDO!

>>714794369
Never ever give Cygames money
They don't give you shit for the cost.

>>714790354
my 650 speed winning ticket beat her 3/3
it's not about speed

>>714793892
giwtwm

>>714794538
This, Mihoyo is the only gacha company worth spending money for. Never give any japanese company your money.

>>714794369
Cygames policy is harsh towards whale but really generous to F2P compared to other companies. Basically a walfare state gacha.

>>714794679
>but really generous to F2P
lol
fuck off

>best horses are all western ones
>The pure breed nip ones all suck
What did Uma musume mean by this?

>>714794625
>*company that makes worse games* is the only company worth your money

how expensive is it to own a horse?
besides buying the damn thing, how much space do you need for it to be reasonably happy, how strict is their diet, does it really shit everywhere, taming, etc

all my speed ssr/sr support cards give front runner skills. do i slot rs for when i'm running chasers or lates?

>>714794786
nothing, real life is like that too

What's the meta for daily sales?

>>714793657
>wants bigger Gold Ship
>posts her getting stepped on

>>714794901
If you have nothing better. You'll want some generic or role specific skills to learn though since having nothing is a huge detriment.

>>714794984
I activated like 3 daily sales yesterday, seems like a good way to grind those star fragments, especially for 1 and 2 stars Umas.

>>714788691
Based
>no hooves
Casual

>>714794984
Always buy the clocks.
Whatever else doesn't really matter.

Is the daily limit really only 3? Can you not borrow using money or something?

>>714794901
look for generic skills

>>714794515
go back to your mahjong parlor, this ain't kamuro town

How will oriental jest niggers recover from one of the poster children of """"Japanese humor"""" going from niche cringe weebshit to suddenly normal and mainstream?

i am new and i have so many questions
are careers the main game?
what else is there other that careers?
do stats reset after a career ends?
should I auto select everything? the game is too complex for me
does it matter if a horse is only 1 star?

>>714795284
You already start with like 50 clocks, and you get 1 free clock activation everyday.
Shoes and fragments seem like the most obvious picks long-run.

>>714795284
the uma stars don't matter?!

>Got the hot spring ticket for the first time
>With Super Creek
mfw

>>714795362
this ura guide helped me a lot with my ura
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CNpTirZD8l7AnISbDCkuP0neNGC5ZE2M3tMD6jIB2vA/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.974witq7tbed

>>714793860
>>714793926
>"game" about horses
>it's just human girls LARPing
What's the fucking point, then? It would be one thing if it was just gacha faggots having shit taste, but this seems like the norm in Japanese media.
But who knows, maybe the Kemono fags are infiltrating the industry as we speak and we might get some ACTUAL horse girls soon.

>>714795183
Redpill me on this horse

Can I realistically get 30k for Kitasan Black if I have 19k right now?

Just me or Rudolf's skill seems really good for late/ends?
Got it as inspiration, but I guess it's better to wait for more Hint LVs for lower price.

>>714795401
I've used up all my clocks to the point where I'm relying on the sale clocks to build back up. You shouldn't underestimate being simply unlucky.
>>714795407
They do to an extent but they cost a lot so you should really only do it with umas you know you're going to build.

>>714795576
>with umas you know you're going to build.
I'm gonna build all of them

>>714795427
How did the milk taste?

>>714795542
It's a training game, the "horses" could be "cars" and I wouldn't give a shit. I care about this aspect of the game:>>714790754

>>714793765
hol' up, there's breeding in this game?

>>714784156 (OP)
FOR SINGING A LYRIC?
A POPULAR KANYE LYRIC?

>>714795621
Good luck with that.

>>714795427
You better win those URA finals.

Has anybody tried running Golshi as pace chaser?

>>714795362
Careers and story are the main content
Dailies, PvP (a meme for whales), Events
Yes. Each run is it own thing, but they create a legacy you can use to make later runs better.
You'll pick it up, but speed, stamina, and power are the mains stats to focus on.
Not really. You can raise theirs stars and starting higher doesn't mean their career or ceiling is preferable.

>>714795362
>are careers the main game?
mostly yes
>what else is there other that careers?
daily races, team races, events, etc. you use the veterans you raise in career to do this
do stats reset after a career ends?
each career run gets saved as its own veteran, you use these as legacies for other career runs
should I auto select everything?
if youre starting out yes, you'll slowly figure out how everything works
does it matter if a horse is only 1 star?
mostly not until you get into minmaxxing horses much later

level your support cards for a huge difference

When do we get Gold Ship race trial?

>>714795549
this but I have 0k

>>714795859
Yes, better than her natural style

>>714786519
I bet you said the word mating in front of her
You have no one to blame but yourself

>>714791019
Master League Breaming

>>714795362
You're playing a roguelike Football Manager with anime girls.

>>714792194
Vigorously lick her exposed armpit

>like the designs
>like raising sims
>rerolled and got a super creek
>keep bouncing off the game for some reason
feels bad

>>714795720
Fair enough, but that shit still triggers my 'tism. Hope the nips come around.

>>714788363
I wish I looked like the girl on the left

>>714790754
I wish raising sims weren't so niche
DW1 and MR2 are some of my favorite games to this day.

How long could you last in bed with her?

>>714784156 (OP)
Panhandling. To the slaughterhouse!

>>714796504
Longer than her, horses have no stamina

>>714796117
if you like the genre then maybe its a lack of understanding of the mechanics, or it has too much text. I definitely used to get tired of reading in the first couple of days before the auto-skip triggers.

>>714794896
>how expensive is it to own a horse?
very
>buying the damn thing
cheapish
>how much space do you need for it to be reasonably happy
a lot
>how strict is their diet
very
>does it really shit everywhere
they can be trained to some degree but generally speaking yes
>taming
lol

>>714796504
I don't know, how much stamina does a horse have for sex?

>>714795401
Do you also get clocks themselves every day or is it just that activation? I'm a good trainaa so their number seems to keep growing every time I have a chance to look at them.

>>714796601
The mares prefer humans for a reason

Reminder: You do not actually like horse girls, you only like normal girls.

>>714784156 (OP)
I charge you with a noble peace prize for BTFO Blue Archive.

>>714795567
It's the same for Teio. Skills that require late race passing to activate are not very good on pacers and fronts, as they will almost never proc in situations where it makes a difference.

>>714796712
So I like normal girls if they act more like horses instead of normal girls?

>>714796504
7 hours

>>714788363
Faggot.

>>714796504
Real question is: How long can the bed last?

>>714796754
Stfu uma faggot, BA will be remembered in 10 years, uma will irrelevant and dead.

>>714796712
real life girls don't have dreams nor aspirations beyond the most vapid shit imaginable so no

based anons liking TALL Umas

just read about rice shower and it seems this horse is evil? like wtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSvYrLEzLEY

Why was she portrayed as an ugly loli instead of a giga stacey semen demon?

>>714796712
Yeah, Aoi is pretty cute ngl.

>>714797250
Hishi when?

>>714794984
I don't get it? I buy every single thing in there when it's available. Coin is really easy to get after all.

>>714797376
no its not

>>714797362
I wish Human Women were real.

I hate her

>>714797141
Uma peaked higher today too

>>714796636
honestly i think it's just the fact that it's a gacha turning me off

>>714797362
meek looks like she regrets everything

>>714797428
How would she react to a slap across the face?

>>714797141
Probably neither do JP.

>>714797428
The sex must be absolutely diabolical.

which uma produces the most precum?

>>714797438
who gives a shit about that?

>>714797141
>meme spamming secondaries who think BA is LE STUDENT SEXO??? don't play the source material
great revelation there shitlock

>>714797141
Pedos vs zoophilics the classic feud

We lookin good umas

>>714797141
Global players play BA on Sadpanda. It definitely win the single player video game count there.

>>714797428
I love her...

>>714797335
Nothing evil about Rice Shower. Just a bunch of butthurt.

>>714797574
humans

Is this game akin to autistic pokemon breeding?

>>714792491
Wish we had more dark skinned Umas, Amazon is delicious and I need her

>>714797335
Japanese bookers potray him as a heel because he cuck Bourbon (the face) out of triple crown. Aside from that it's in bad taste to potray him as evil due to being euthanized on track.

>>714784156 (OP)
Starting today still give the opening benefits or these ones are already gone

>>714784156 (OP)
Grass Wonder kept jobbing, but maybe I dug her own grave by spending a shitton on Swinging Maestro which activated seldom

>>714789492
There are ZZZ and Genshin threads every single day lmao. Terrible example.

Never doubt her

>>714797141
>open blue archive
>spend 5 minutes doing dailies
>close blue archive
theres no game once you've read through the story

Gold ship making me rub her feet after a race

>>714797432
Moar of this

>>714797250
How I wish most of japanese weren't such cowards in making women big in their games

>>714797864
Any skill is useless if you dump wit.

>>714797335
Think of your favorite sport players/team about to make history by winning a major league/tournament and one victory away from being the GOAT.
Then they got cucked by an unpopular dark horse out of nowhere, twice.
That's Laisu Shower.

>>714797896
cute

>>714797928
Fuck off, you emasculated cunt.

>>714797586
is there horse racing with younger horses?

i want to feed el my ultra hot and loaded chorizo

>>714797362
You wouldn't cheat on your horsefu with a h*man, right trainaa~?

It's insane how hard this game makes BA players upset

>>714798069
I'm calling ICE on both of you.

Seeing BA fags get absolutely raped has been a treat.

mogged

>>714790934
>gorilladonna
>mare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2uwKvKNiTc

Why the S1 OVA had so many Kamen Rider references lmao
btw the new season next September is looking good.

>>714789354
>>Supposed to be an amazonic giant
That's Hishi Akebono (180cm)

>>714798119
this and persona 5 x just show them how outdated their "gameplay" is

>>714798030
>emasculated
I want to manhandle and plap an 8 foot tall girl that's all

>>714796948
Why does Maya remind me so much of Nowi?

>>714798202
Yes. Not her fault Golshi is a wuss.

>>714797141
Damn what caused such a decline for blue archive? I never played but I remember hearing about how it was supposedly the biggest new hot thing like a year ago
I barely heard a peep from Uma before any of this, comparatively

>>714798180
You haven't done shit, who's the king of comiket? Answer the question.

>>714797760
Pokemon breeding isn't even all that autistic by comparison

>>714797928
agreed only fags would complain about tall girls

>>714795549
no, but it's still worth rolling the support banner. Whales will win and there's no point having a f2p spreadshitter autism attack over it

>>714798069
so far i like, based on their personalities
>el condor
>BAKUSHIN
>mejiro ryan

>>714797816
>euthanized on track.
holy shit
I wish that were me

>>714798447
Is this achievable natty?

>>714798246
Still not enough for a horse who's whole irl gimick was being comically massive

>>714795548
Takarazuka revue horsegirl with big boobs
I'm waiting for her to come out so I can shout DAUGHTER at my phone

>>714798402
>comiket
Bro not even /a/ gives a fuck about comiket anymore, that convention hasn't been relevant in years. Such a pointless thing to brag about

>>714798392
I don't think it was all that ever huge. It's a kind of known fact that Nexon was commissioning fan artists and other artists tend to follow the trend which is why there was an ample amount of fan art which made it seem bigger than it really was.

how to fix the game:
>add 100cm to each horse's canonical height
>make their quads gradually get bigger as their stats increase

>>714798061
and then the alarm clock woke her up, and when she ran her race she got 13th place

>>714798484
Sure, with some help from her protein powder.

I need this in the jukebox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4

>>714798463
For me it's
>Maya
>BAKUSHIN
>Makitanefukukitaru

honestly there is too much gameplay

>>714798523
Name a single more influential convention (you can't uma faggot).

>>714798609
All a part of the plan.

The lore behind this game is so sad

>>714798565
>It's a kind of known fact that Nexon was commissioning fan artists
Is there evidence of this? Seems exactly like the kind of underhanded shit nexon would do

>>714798523
>SUDDENLY Comiket number doesn't count
LOL
LMAO even

>>714797889
Bitch literally flashbanged the cameras. Nishino finished first.

BAKSUSHIN thread?
https://youtu.be/WttUxO0EooA?feature=shared

Is rerolling a thing? Or is the start window closed?

>>714797952
I had 360 Wit on par with Stam aka 2nd highest stat, first being speed at 560

King Halo is such a choker for me. Every time she goes into a race as the favorite she suck ass. I just failed her career again. It's so frustrating.

>>714798692
“Fan art” of a character going live before the character was ever publicly revealed, and not just one artist doing it.

>>714798724
It's very easy to reroll.

>>714798634
based

>>714798646
makitane is also cute with her autistic fortune shit

>>714798392
Most people aren’t pedos, also one has gameplay and characters with personality

>>714798724
yes, it takes like two minutes.

>>714798492
>depicted as a giantess even in the anime

>>714798665
These days? Comitia, not like your delusional ass has ever heard of it before this post.
>>714798705
They haven't mattered in years. Quit living in the past, it only shows how woefully out of date your info is.

>>714798718
MARVELOUS thread!
https://youtu.be/PdKj1065-P4

Two things
Is the anime good?
Is there a way to bet on Japanese horse racing from the other side of the world?
Three I love Daiwa Scarlet

>>714798769
True to history then.

WAIT, THAT CARD WAS FREE??

>>714798783
>>714798819
Who/what are you aiming for?

>>714798402
>but muh comiket
everytime

Be honest with me guys, is horse racing a cruel sport in real life

>>714798392
It gameplay is nowhere near as involved as Uma Musume's. Have you ever heard actual gameplay stuffs from BA fans? Like in this thread half of them is actual gameplay discussion and not just waifufagging.

>>714798853
MARAVAROSU

Jesus fuck I'm starting to despise BA faggots. Why do these cunts keep invading these threads? Don't they have their own threads?

>>714798862
>Is there a way to bet on Japanese horse racing from the other side of the world?
I'd be surprised of the opposite, but I discourage you from that

>>714798923
yeah and you get another copy from the event story mode

>>714798180
My god, the deafening silence after Platonic Archive is btfoed by every other gachashit on steam and revealed to be an astrotufed paper tiger
I fucking knew it. All the threads on /v/ were made by bots.
>Cultural Phenomena
Kwab more like Gaslit Phenomena

>>714784156 (OP)
This game is super boring. It feels like actual work.

>>714790468
>Elsword
I haven't heard about this game for long time...

>>714798835
>Comitia
KEK, those cons are literally for original works you retard.

>>714798718
>mfw first time hearing this in the lobby
i thought im getting hacked or something

>>714798927
support cards, either fine motion or super creek. ideally both but don't hold your breath.

Blue Archive popularity was known to have been faked for more than a year now. 2ch talked about it a lot. Seems like 4chan is just now only catching up now that steam proved it beyond a doubt

>>714799017
They just want to spread the gospel of how great BA is. Have you considered joining?

>>714798923
Bro, you can get 4 copies for free...
You'd better hurry

>gacha tribalfaggotry
as expected of /v/

>>714798862
Season 1 can be mixed since they haven't found their footing and direction back then. Still a fun watch.
Season 2 is dramatic and very good, but it could be too melodramatic for some people. It holds the record as the best selling TV series anime.
Season 3 is kind of a disappointment.
RTTT is pretty decent, and the movie is pretty good.
CG is pretty great, and also a good starting point for a new viewer who want to get into the franchise.

how many carats do you need to save up for the kitasan blacked banner for your account to not be considered bricked?

>>714795704
>>714795857
I locked in lads. Thank you and my horse mommy for believing in me.

>>714799064
It isn’t easy to be number 1

>>714798712
Nishino deserves to lose for being short

>>714798958
Anything involving money and animals will always involve cruel practices to maximize profit

oguri needs NUTRITION

>>714798492
Just wait till they get to the murrican horse.

>>714799070
>original works
Aka the only ones that matter. Sorry if that makes you upset people value actual original works instead of bought & paid for trash like shill archive

>on pace to secure a 5* Mihono Bourbon by the end of the season
I won.

>>714799196
Oguri :-DDDD

>>714799070
Uh oh uma sissy's our response?

>>714799139
60k

>>714798862
the anime is for secondary zoomer shitheads that think the yaoi paddle and ahegao shirt is funny

>>714798927
Fine Motion, this card:
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30010-fine-motion

>>714798958
Very, yes.

>>714798432
wait really? so it's truly over and my account is bricked

>>714799196
WHY ARE YOU POSTING PICTURES OF MY WIFE

>>714799204
Oh yeah so TM, kancolle and 2hu don't matter as well right uma shill? God you people are such newfags it's almost pathetic, go back to your eceleb worship threads.

>>714799139
you need it at max. Anything lower is f2p status

>>714798862
its goty
>>714798923
they are giving away 4 copies of the card, you better start marathoning this shite

>>714797141
Well ba is region locked so I can't play

>>714799186
Whatever you say, cow.

>>714798232
Same reason Tachyon is literally always doing the W pose. There's some huge riderfags making Uma.

>>714798958
yeah, arguably the worst of the "bigger" equestrian sports

>download and install
>start game
>"Scout to see which Umamusume you get!"
>Gacha?
>Uninstall

>>714784156 (OP)
>The charges officer?
No enough futa horsecock porn though...

>>714799196
Screencapped and sent to the yakuza. They're in bed with NK hackers so expect a knock on the door soon.

>>714798862
I looked into placing some low value bets on certain horses before and I’m pretty sure that you can’t really do so as outside of Japan unless you get someone in Japan to place it for you.

>>714799269
Why are you aiming for the reddit card? Go ahead and explain why you think it's good

>>714799262
How do we stop mad horses from shrinking innocent people?

>>714799286
you can still have funw with a bricked account!

>>714799474
super early practice perfect

Vodka mom or Mihono Bourbon dad?

Okay we have umamusume gacha but when will we get mechamusume gacha that is actually good?

So what game modes will we get in future updates? Career is the primary one right but I've heard there are others.

>>714784156 (OP)
Which horse has the hairiest pussy?

>bakushin's story is all about (You) forcing her into only ever doing sprints
>try her in a random mile race for skill points
>she clears 3 lengths at the end
bakushin WILL take on the classics under my guidance!

>>714799474
scroll down to the "() Lovely Training Weather " event, and read the fine print of it.

>>714799286
just get 10k so you can get 1 spark next week bro even though you need 5 copies

>>714799351
>uma shill
Thanks for exposing yourself so easily as an outsider, BAtranny.
For the record all of those did indeed devalue comiket as a worthwhile convention, but they at least weren't literally bought like BA's art "scene" was, but had natural popularity. Something BA wishes it could have.

>>714799489
false
i'll stop playing entirely unless I get to 30k and that's final, we'll see how it goes

>>714798862
It's one of those "this has no right being this good but fuck I love the horse girl anime"/tier.

Essentially Season 2, Road to the Top, the movie (called "Beginning of New Era") and Cinderella Gray are the best entries.

For the original trilogy, it may sound like they all follow the same main characters but that's not true, the MCs in S1 are Special Week and Silence Suzuka, S2 has Tokai Teio and Mejiro McQueen, S3 has Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond. RTTT, the movie and CinGray have their own main cast as well.

Watch it.

>>714799579
look bro
just because it made northernlion laugh does not mean it'll play well on /v/
you gotta learn this.

>>714799486
we can't

>>714799196
You know, the more I see of her eating like a glutton the more I wonder how much of a financial nightmare must be for her trainer with how much food she buys

>>714798609
I find funny how nips think only they give a shit about horse racing when it's been a thing on the west for centuries
All top horses are western for a reason

>>714799386
>>714799595
the duality of man...

>>714798651
I actually like how the goals for each horse girl are different or how their training varies like with gold ship cucking you out of every training option except for 1

I spent my uma's entire career doing sex training, do you think she's ready for the Ura Finale bwos?

Guys, my Rice Shower hurt her leg. Should I shot her?

>>714798862
>Is the anime good?
Way better than the game that's for sure. But gotta support Cygames so they keep making the anime.

>>714799624
Post proof of the inflated doujin #s but before you do make sure to let everyone know your source is sankaku ;)

>>714799156
Now you must drink all the milk

>>714799584
>mechamusume
What, like robo girls?

>>714799595
Please don't sully petite girls like this.

>>714799196
s-sauce?

>>714799779
yes

>>714799112
>They just want to spread the gospel of how great BA is. Have you considered joining
Considering they themselves don't even play BA?
No, not really. Why join a sinking ship?

>>714799601
Grass Wonder. That's her name.

>>714799773
congrats on your marathonist uma i guess

>>714796707
I know the greentext you're referring to, but I wonder how much truth there is to it

>>714799729
because they're right. All you're bragging about is having the top olympian without giving a shit about them and never supporting them

>>714799817
Ya

>>714799718
She eats enough burgers in one of her events that the cost of them causes Trainer to pass out because she thought they were at an all you can eat place. Any Trainer who does Oguri Cap will see all their money go to just feeding her.

Just won a career mode with Maruzensky. You anons didn't joke, going ultra on speed and ignoring guts made this run a breeze.
That being said, you got have any tips on how to win with the schizo girl (the spiritual one)?

>>714799624
I remember kancolle doing the same shit with buying out artists back in the day. it was supposed to be the next big thing too, but look at it now.

>>714799846
That's not marathon Uma that's a donkey.

>>714799706
RIP humanity then

>>714799825
ok anon, here's a cute nishi for you then

>>714799869
Holy baby machine

>>714788749
depends which pussy you fuck

>>714798769
damn shame too, she has one of my favorite designs and personalities

SPOONFEED ME AIIIIIIIEEEEE

>>714800004
Man she's so cute I really wanna roll on her banner when it drops.

>>714798769
I tried her career last night but she got late start in almost every single race she ran
it's such a shame too because i love her

>>714799830
sauce : me. its AI. the yakuza cannot stop me from c00ming now

>>714797141
>You now remember when the top one was called the FGO killer
well well well look what we have here

>>714799017
They always had a giant ego since the beginning for some reason
I remember the old days they proclaim themselves to be the "FGO killer"
Only for FGO to be still doing decently well while their game is still at the bottom of the charts

>>714798492
180cm is comically large for a japanese teenage girl

>>714800082
i agree. nishino is super cute.

I don't care about kitasan black the character,
still rolling for her tho

>accidentally buy the wrong skill at 160
>can't afford a single other skill for half a year
should i just restart the career?

>>714799718
In the anime her mom says her school tuition is cheaper than her food expense.

>>714800103
>AI
wait, for real? holy shit, it fooled me.

>>714800017
>>714800098
>take king halo to semifinals
>she doesn't activate her unique skill a single time in the entire career
you don't use your skill? i don't use a clock.

huh? what?

QRD on why Uma musume makes blue archive so upset?

>>714800264
I've bought dud skills and still gotten a career win, unless you were planning on trying to build a good pvp uma or good legacy fodder then I wouldn't sweat it too much.

>>714799729
Japanese horses never won in Europe

>>714800017
>>714798769

is there a /v/ club?

>>714799198
>195cm
>Bulldozer-like power

>>714800304
They got BTFO and have doujinshi that are astroturfed which got exposed, now they seethe in uma threads because they are irrelevant literally who's.

>>714799932
Pray
Or just focus onto Power > Speed = Stamina. Training Late is ass.

>>714800109
https://x.com/8MS2Hgl0HJ59335

>>714799576
>>714799607
People spend hours re-rolling for a 2% increase in training success? You do understand that even if this buff was active 100% of the time, it would on average matter every other playthrough or so?
The card is nice because it is th most generically good card in the game. You want at least one wit card in your deck and the skills are useable on most horses.

>>714800304
it's popular without needing porn boost

>>714800304
It's all about numbers faggotry for them
That's it

>they pair you off with best girl right at the start
SSR scarlet when?

>>714799951
kancolle never bought out artists like blue archive did, you're thinking of something else.
kancolle literally started as a work from a doujinshi circle, there was basically no big corporate money to throw around.

Do these horse girls have human ears hidden under those headphones and hair? What about the in game model if not in lore?

>>714800304
they bragged blue archive would kill umamusume on steam but the showing was pathetic

>>714800461
>Our peak stopped climbing
It's over, uma flopped...

>>714800528
stop asking questions

>Bourbon ahead and going to win the Condor legend race
>Gets rushed right before the final stretch
>Special ability sealed now and loses by 1 length

>>714800528
no they don't.

>>714800426
>training late is ass
training mayano...sprinter that runs in late...what the fuck is this shit, dear god

>>714800461
Wtf I swear every time I see a uma steam chart posted the all time high keeps going up

>>714798958
The horses commonly run so hard their lungs bleed.

>>714799810
I did. This scene was so full of innuendos that I have decided we are already married.
11/10 horse wife

>>714800441
thanks king

>>714799932
Lates and Ends usually need a more even spread on power, speed and stamina trending closer to power being a bit higher. They also need a fair amount of Wit so they don't get boxed in constantly due to bad positioning.

>>714799951
>it was supposed to be the next big thing
Are you implying it wasn't?

>>714800461
Holy fuck no wonder why BAfaggots have been crying these past few days lmao

>>714800304
Because Uma came out and literally kicked the legs out from under the game in Japan 4 years ago and exploded into a national phenomenon that revived interest in Japan’s declining keiba scene, and is beloved by JSs to ojisans.

>>714799886
Nips horses aren't any different though, as soon as they're not on the prime anymore they get sent to the glue factory

>>714800474
yeah putting a card that matches the build is better and that's why reddit is retarded

>try sakura bakushin
damn, it's that easy for lead sprinters to win? you basically don't need to bother with power or guts.

>>714800461
>Late chads keep winning

>>714800461
The FGO killer... Killed...

>>714800461
Absolute assblasted, get fucked BA troons

>>714800690
>Because Uma came out and literally kicked the legs out from under the game in Japan 4 years ago
And now they're doing it again 4 years later.
All I can say it, based

>>714800017
King Jobber...

>>714800551
It was like 36k yesterday, today when I woke up it was this number, it keeps climbing, I'm scared.......

>>714800741
from my understanding it depends on the race type

>>714800707
americans don't have a horse gacha game, enough said
go slobber over madden and mlb the show now

>>714800741
Her career is you, the trainer, signing her up for a bunch of sprint races. If you put her to run anything else she would fail miserably

>>714800474
Yeah, I got a horse with a broken leg due to a 3% of failure, couldn't train for a whole month since the infirmary didn't remove the injury right away, an extra 2% safety net is a lot.

>>714800152
The only thing blue archive killed was itself
Genuinely one of the most fake "phenomena" I have ever seen in my life. Even fucking borderlands 2 wasn't this blatant

>>714799886
England and Ireland are where all the best horses are traced back to and they do give a shit about the sport though. Ireland has like 2000 races and 350 meets a year according to jewgle and they're a tiny fucking island compared to Japan

Just started the game not long ago. Should I save the carrots for later? or can I go nuts on stamina refills to keep doing more careers?

>>714800528
who cares
what is it with newfags asking stupid irrelevant questions

>>714800578
Maya is a genius who can adapt to any distant/strategy with the right training. She's just built different.

>>714800831
well, i think the URA finale race is a mile, right? she still won that. anyway, i was just surprised by how easy it felt. she won over my heart with her BAKUUUUSHIIIN

that was a quick bump limit

>>714801015
Spam your stamina to get 290k points for the Special Week event support

>>714800461
To be honest, it's most likely because of how long the dailies take and the fact that it's a global release not just a pc port. But BAfags started it, so they deserve to be laughed at nonetheless.

>>714801018
Who took a shit in your cereal ? Why so hostile towards a simple question nigger

>>714800503
what? kancolle was backed up by a fucking kadokawa and I remember touhoufags seething about them stealing artists
>>714800665
no, it indeed was pretty big. it just did not stay that long at the top.

>>714801074
URA Finals distance depends on what your horse ran most leading up to it.

>>714800845
It's not a bad effect, but you are way over selling it if you think it makes her a must own card.

>>714800350
And it made into a scenario too in Uma Musume focusing on Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe.

>>714800304
Astroturfed and artificial hype and fanarts being paid by Nexon to create an illusion that is bigger than what they actually are
They boldly proclaim themselves to be the FGO killer and the next big thing(it wasn't)
They said they would kill Uma on global(it didn't)
Basically they got too uppity and they got swept off their legs while throwing a melty

>>714801074
Final is dependent on what your horse did the most that career seeing as it's supposed to be an event for every type of race.

>>714800112
how much longer are you gonna keep seething?

>>714801126
if the answer is yes they have 4 ears, or no they have 2 ears, it doesn't fucking matter, its an irrelevant time wasting question
it serves no purpose

>>714801137
The kadokawa backing came way later, dummy, after everyone had already been drawing kancolle by the thousands. Trusting touhoufaggots about accurate kancolle info is like trusting blue archive morons about uma

>>714800741
Shuttle is one of my favorites. The recipe to win her career is speedmaxxing and using mile/pace chaser skill cards because all she does is running mile
What the fuck I love American now

>>714801225
Do they add French horses to the game later or is it Umamusume A (French)

>>714801225
Pure nip copium

Speedmaxing breaks the game and is a meta strategy
Don't use such a tactic if you care about not being a redditfag.

>>714800304
blueniggers have always been insufferable numbersfags so they're being BTFO by horse girls on steam since they released at the same time and have nothing to cope with except porn numbers

>>714801508
i tried just maxing speed but i failed. is it a card issue? or do you just need corner master skill and stack speed?

season 2
movie
season 1
season 3

is this the correct tier list from good to bad?

>>714801378
Only Montjeu. It's based on when El Condor Pasa almost win against him.

>>714801357
alright I believe you. I do not know much about kancolle origins.

>>714798392
Uma Delicia has always been relatively popular. Sure, it didn’t get a thread everyday but people talked about Goldship now and then if nothing else.
Oi! Trainer-san!

>>714801508
>>714801596
It only works on frontrunners and shorter distances

>>714798609
american hors licenses when?

>>714801508
Speedmaxing only really works with shorter race umas, it does fuck all in the longer races compared to a balance of stamina, speed, and power.

This is a goldshi world

>>714801431
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
DON’T HURT ME BENIS-SAMA

I want to train a horse who starts in the back then makes everyone butthurt by passing them all at the end
what horse girl is best for this and how do I train her to do that?

>>714801606
cinderella gray > season 2 > movie > road to the top > season 3 > season 1

Now that I think about it, Uma kinda reminds me of Touhou because a lot of the lore is based on REAL LIFE stuff rather than -just- staff coming up with stuff from the ground up. You learn more about the characters by learning their origins and that's something exclusive to Touhou and Uma, and Fate too of course.
That inherently makes Uma stand closer to the classics rather than just being another IP to be discarded.

>>714801606
goldship vtumor series clears all of those

>>714801840
what the fuck is cinderella gray

they always talk about horse pussy
but never horse anus

>>714801728
is that a metallica reference?

>>714801906
we've definitely talked about horse anus in these threads before

>>714801891
Oguri Cap's animu

>>714801832
End Runners. They are the most spectacular.

>>714800304
Uma is the very opposite of BA (being japanese, being a slog to play with hours long dailies, being extremely anti-porn) yet found more successes than it does.

>>714801846
fate sucks tho, so it doesnt count

>>714801891
oguri cap (as in peak)'s show

>>714801832
>how do I train her to do that?
She was born like that

>>714801891
>He doesn't know about the Oguri Cap show
Really anon? It's a manga that started in 2020 and started getting an anime adaptation THIS YEAR. Go watch it.

>>714801832
Golshi is the only real end runner right now. She wants power>stam=speed I believe.

>>714801964
who's the best edge runner?

>>714801974
>anti-porn
no one tell him

>>714801958
didn't even know it existed holy shit, time to watch

>>714801906
they are not ready for the donut

>>714801768
BRING ME KEKFEVRE.

>>714802030
me. i edge to mcqueen daily

>600+ posts
So this is the power of horse pussy

Do the umas need more sex appeal?

>>714802203
combined with the power of not wanting to go to the circlejerk board

>>714802271
No they just need to be themselves

>>714799951
Every artists drew Kancolle fanart because it was the first good waifu game. It's not that deep bro.

>>714802271
Seem to be doing just fine without any more than they already have

>>714802271
No. I'd rather they stay less blatantly coomer if the rest of the game isn't genuine slop and they have actual heartfelt moments and fun character interactions with decent gameplay.

>>714799869
Das it mane
I love big preggo bellies so much

>>714802271
Umamusume mogs BrapDust easily.

>>714802271
Well it significantly increased in terms of porn ever since it came out on global since west doesn't give a fuck about muh yakuza

>>714802271
Honestly overtly gooner games make me uncomfortable. I'd play an actual adult game if I want to goon and not this faux porn stuff.

>>714802030
In JP it's probably Orfevre but in EN only Gold Ship is currently an end runner.

>>714801508
Speedmaxing will just put you in a place where your max speed is so high you will never reach it and skills do nothing.

La mas linda caballo

>everybody says bakushin is stupid easy to win with
>she's only won a single race heading into the latter half of her third year
i've been training speed as hard as i can… but she keeps falling over in themiddle.

>page 10
Its over, this thread is finished

>>714802641
Who...I don't recognize this Uma...

>>714802669
???
who said train speed only? you need stamina so she can sustain her lead. give her skills that boost her lead maintaing capacity and stamina skills

>>714802641
Unmasked El awakened something in me none of the other uma did. Even though she's so plain it was like looking at a naked maiden for the first time.

>>714797220
what about olympic athletes?

>>714802669
Most of the time people assume you borrow great legacy from a friend. You did this right?

>>714802030
Gold Ship is the only one that starts with A, but Mayano Top Gun has B which is ver y easy to boost into an A with proper inspiration.
Protip: Intense / Petrifying gaze is an SS+ tier skill.