Thread 536769152

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>Admire Groove
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Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Digitan LOVE

>this oguri survives 3200m
1200 stamina is the work of gaslight dancer

TMR

>>536769152 (OP)
I think Rudolf is funny as hell
She looks so stupid, and her casual outfit deadass looks like an aunt, like, irl and not the sexy anime aunts

>>536769335
What was her time though

i feel like my brain is melting making my own parents for gemini

>>536769354
Wait really? Our wife TopCun is tomorrow?

>>536769152 (OP)
Rudolf my beloved

>>536769434
The ultimate fate of the white man is to be sucked dry by the leeching niggers of the world until there's nothing left but an empty husk.

He has chosen to put his faith in his fellow man, to trust that behind this plea is a genuine need. He sacrifices to give to others, and he hopes that the world will be made a better place for it.

Meanwhile on the other side of this interaction:

>ayo my stack of dirt jordans is da smallest so imma request dat shieeeeeeeeeet gibs me dem EBT sneakers

The dirtnigger mumbles to himself in his incoherent niggerbumble monkey speech as he taps the cracked screen of his phone. The "UMAPYOI UMAPYOI" coming from his phone speakers at max volume soothes him and the ten other people sitting on public transit next to him.

A message comes through on the club chat room.

>"How would you feel if you didn't request dirt shoes today?"

Something about this message tickles the dirtnigger's brain. The niggerneurons in his niggerbrain strain to form a connection, but try as they might, their fate is that of Haru Urara at the Arima Kinen: predestined failure. Much like H.P. Lovecraft wrote about Eldritch concepts beyond human understanding, so too is this inquiry simply outside of the potential range of dirtnigger thought.

Faced with the hint of a form beyond his comprehension, the dirtnigger reacts with anger.

>THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT, CRACKA????
>"Message cannot be sent, contains invalid characters."

Lacking the vocabulary to express himself any other way, the dirtnigger is summarily defeated by the word filter. He queues up "BAKUSHIN" on the jukebox before starting up a new campaign with his favorite trainee: Bakusin.

The dirtnigger is blessed, for the agonies of a moment ago are already forgotten. The white man cuts out a piece of himself to help his club mates,while the dirtnigger has never once considered where his EBT sneaker gibs come from. In 8 hours he will request the same thing

RUN AWAY EVERYBODY SHE'S GONNA SAY IT

>>536769518
https://youtu.be/qHaKNGtehYk

I'm so ready to get reamed in 5 hours.

reminder

>cm1 comes out and people see that they probably spent too much time prepping honses for this
>the event isn't even over and people are going even more indepth with honse prep for the next one
If you're breeding parents of parents you're deranged

>>536769705
>Rigging
STOP THE COUNT

>>536769759
ngl after not giving a shit nor understanding CM or LoH on japan server, this is kinda fun for now.

Dammit it was almost good

>>536769759
My bioengineered Golshi is coming for you.

I've seen a ton of Haru Urara but barely any Taishin throughout my 10+ public matches today.

I never get 3* and URA finale together

>>536769335
That Oguri has a 28% chance to survive 3200m. 1200 stam + 2 good golds gives you a 95% chance.

Also red shit does nothing in CM2.

>>536769925
not that many people rolled for taishin, most were either drained from kitasan black or saving for super creek
i only have her because i got her on a free daily roll

Are you having fun, anons?

bro im just trying to farm usable stat sparks

I still don't have any parents with more than 7* stam

Do any races drop statues?

>>536770057
Always

>>536770082
G1s have a 1% chance to drop statues IIRC

Fine Motion only dates white men

>>536770161
idk if Irish people count as white

>>536770158
this is gonna take a while

>>536770262
whiter than you browny

>you are deranged because you play the game
Why is /uma/ so full of casuals?

>>536770057
Yes!! i'm awful at this game but i have a lot of fun

why am i never lucky in this clown fiesta game

I've lost all motivation.

>>536770057
yes. i love the umas, i love the lore of the game, i love numbers go up and gambling gameplay
i figured i would have burned out by now but im still happily logging on to do 3 careers a day + the occcasional TP30 use

>Take MLB FM card from my frens
>This happens
Guess the spark.

>grinding for hours for 1% drop rates = playing the game
why are retards like this

>>536770057
all games are fun when you treat them as such, and not a job

Why are people acting like winning the Finals isn't super important? If you lose you don't just miss out on the rewards, you get kicked from your club and you miss out on the monthly club rewards too.

>>536770486
1* Guts.

Wedding Air Groove is going to put us back as the #1 Steam top seller list

>>536770392
Is that her trainer? Or jockey?
>>536770486
1* power

>>536770057
I have fun running each uma to be undefeated for the first time, then feel nothing past that

live picture of my cm team 5 hours before finals

If you don't read the stories you are not playing the game

how many followers can I get? 1k?

Holy fuark, I've literally never hit over 500k in TT before

Guess what day it is!

That's right, it's TURBO TUESDAY

>>536770576
>>536770587
It's 1* Speed!
She also didn't get ANY race sparks despite me winning all crown races in the run (while the parents had them as well).
Ain't that funny.

>playerbase dropped by 15% on steam since start of CM
>multiple posts here about quitting
congrats to the people who predicted months ago that CM1 would be the filter

>>536770756
I sleep every day but Sunday

>>536770756
I will race today bwo

HOW THE FUCK DO I REARRANGE MY TEAM TRIALS TEAM WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO CLEAR OR DELETE BUTTON

>>536770818
But bro your URA Finale 1*

>>536770971
cygames is a small multi-million dollar company. please understand

>>536769663
Mehh, not as meaty as the female artist

>Didn't get Swinging
>Got Breathe of Fresh Air instead
How much am I losing out on stamina if that's with Gourmand?

>>536770583
I like the way air groove looks more in the anime where her hair fully covers one eye. not sure why they changed it for the game

>>536771074
i did auto select and now i can't fix it. please help..

>>536771062
Technically it's a Long 7* Stamina 6* Ura 3* but goddamn that was a dry-ass run.

This is your spark for tonight /uma/.

>>536771219
Replace El with someone else, then you can set El into Dirt

>>536771180

The recovery is the same. Breath is just a lot more inconsistent since it can trigger right off the gate or on the last spurt and it does nothing in both cases.

Does double circle compatibility increase the stats you get from inspiration or does it increase the odds of a gold inspo?

>>536771293
Aside from Teio step, I got something similarr

Cinderella Gray season 2 will suck. The story gets boring and too unfocused

>>536771293
But that was my spark last night....

>>536771546
don't care, still watching, still buying merch, till rolling for anime Oguri

Is the umalator accurate?

>>536770836
I wish that was me

Did i go overboard with stamina inspiration?

>>536769335
>ends the race at 28hp left
she ""survives"" if literally nothing happens

>Rushed?
dead
>Someone brought a debuffer?
dead
>Blocked too much?
dead
>Anything below Normal mood?
dead
>Stamina Eater? (every End will have this)
dead

So yeah bro just bring that to CM and pray to the rng gods that you get a perfect race 5 times in a row to qualify

1200stam with around 3 recoveries guarantees you can tank all of the above and get to the finish line at full speed. Even if you get rng fucked by skill procs you can still win.

>>536771656
I will only roll if they give peak (TLN cap) a pony tail

>>536770529
>need to win blue spark rng and white spark rng
Its crazy seeing whales having over 15 sparks. I feel like they pay pilots or use some automated program. This just aint for me

/uma/niki has a free spot if anyone wanna join

>>536771843
>only winning blue and white spark rng
ngmi, you need the ideal pinks as well

>>536771714

It's hard to go overboard but this makes early career really volatile. If you have to chase your supports around sta/guts/wit you'll randomly race early races.

>>536770971
>pic
pumping respectfully

Is there a point in saving 9* style parents or should i glue this tacchy

>>536771302
but doing so just swaps them around

>>536771959
Style isn't as important, you'd really rather have distance or terrain

https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=%EF%BC%8Fuma%EF%BC%8Fniki

Jesus CHRIST I feel bad for that guy carrying the entire fucking circle

>>536771871
If you advertise/here/ it means your club is not drama free

>>536771959
no reason not to keep this in case of memes

Which Umamusume is this?

>take 4 speed cards
>they only live on stamina training
>take 4 stamina cards
>they only live on speed training
I need Sun Tzu's help here

>walk into bathroom
>see this
What do?

Spring trip!!!

>>536772119
Do not feel bad he clearly is doing his own thing without a care.

>>536772119
for >>536771871

>>536772119
Danchovie! Here this one. You can poach this one right here!

>>536771871
molesting danchou to cheer him up after he jobs in finals

Imagine the amount of dysfunction a relationship between TM Opera O and Stay in Love would have

>>536772120
that's an interesting take

>>536771926
Hopeless...

>>536771989
Do you not have anyone that isn't assigned somewhere? If not you're screwed

>Get spurt
>no spark
Farming parents feels like a waste of time.

>>536772331
double rape double problems

>>536772384
i've assigned everyone yeah........

>>536772119
delet this

>>536770057
Feel no better high than when my Pasa manage to luckshit her way into Group A finals. Hope she did her best after Cygames stop rigging her to job when it matter the most.

>>536772121
we will be able to reroll blue sparks at some point right?

>>536772242
>did over 100 top cun runs
>got ticket
>on a jobbed run
>thought I already got ticket before
>didn't finish jobbed run
>didn't get top cun scene

>>536771871
Are you the faggot carrying the club?

>>536772119
what's the issue if he's having fun?

>>536772435
Time to get pulling for a new uma

does your favorite Uma fit with the Still in Love expression?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VUc5qVGy5m4

>>536772275
>>536771023
more

>>536772342
I have all the experience as a platoon danchou. The less you post, the less you're mentioned, the less drama

>>536770971
From the neck down Taiki is a 10/10

>>536772606
so forced

>>536772613
I'm getting them from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1n0kdw6/this_still_in_love_winning_animation_is_a_godsend/

>plug club into the chart site
>perfectly middle of the pack
so comfy

>>536772736
>reddit tachyon

>>536772606
yes

>>536772502
yes

>>536772812
>plug club into the chart site
>at the very bottom
danchou hasn't said a word

>>536772736
STILL IN LOVE CONFIRMED FROM REDDIT
YOU'VE SEEN IT FIRST HERE
STILL IN REDDIT
STILL IN REDDIT
STILL IN REDDIT

>>536772331
Kill yourself

>>536772480
reroll no
upgrade yes

later on you can spend 100 carats to choose which spark type you want, so no more guts spark
so you can

>Specify which Blue and Pink spark you want
>Reroll 4 times for better Whites and Spark levels
>Upgrade the Blue and Pink spark when tachyon event comes up

>>536772315
pls do not

>entire endgame loop is just infinitely prepping for next cm
yeah im done i had my fun

>>536772119
Imagine a club that hoards all the autists.

>>536772928
You can collect your carats for this month but you're gone by the 2nd of September.

>>536773050
>>Upgrade the Blue and Pink spark when tachyon event comes up
Does that mean we can only upgrade during that event or is it permanent?

>>536772909
Why do you do it?

>>536773254
to send a message

>>536773163
it's called ウマオオオオ

>>536773050
>Reroll 4 times for better Whites and Spark levels
Reroll? So you can be a lucklet and get worse sparks?

>>536773352
that it's not about the carats?

>>536773214
you upgrade with rewards from an event that happens every 2-3 months

>>536773337
>theater kid exposed to a two year liberal college art course (the child accepted the need for a ruthless ruler to make communism work)

>if you ever try to kys again I will kill you
is she retarded?

>>536773214
the event comes up every 3 months in jp
you get 3 spark upgrade thingies that you have to use

Let me guess, this hand is not brown on the japanese client, only global?

>>536771656
Don't forget to buy your Oguri shirt

Why the fuck do people keep saying Rice or Golshi are the hardest Umas to raise when Suzuka is right fucking there?
>moody as fuck, absolutely rife with events that drain energy and half of them drain mood
>she only enters the widdle baby races, so if you want an actually good set of skills you have to even more turns on races
>secondary %bonus in an absolute garbage dump stat
I’m convinced the only people capable of even A+ ranking her absolute giga whales, jesus fucking christ

>>536773556
Not only do I look like this but I also say these things (the things written on the shirt)

I humbly request cygames to make more umamusume anime and movies because the game kinda sucks

>>536773557
All uma musume are.

>Reddit Tachyon
>Redditship
>Special Reddit
>Manhattan Reddit
>T.M. Reddit O
>Mayano Top Reddit
>Symboli Reddit
>Oguri Reddit
your favorite uma is reddit, sorry anon

she behaves like a literal autist kid

>>536773431
I'm not an autist!

>>536773804
she just like me frfr

>>536773770
>wife not mentioned
She's safe!

>>536773770
>no reddit falcon
Oh! Thank you kind sir!

>>536773438
where do you think you are

>>536773770
This is reddit that's reddit you're mom is reddit. We're all reddit.

>>536773968
I’m are mom

>using a card from someone that hasn't logged in in over a month
this feels wrong........

>Inheirant S in Long
>Goldship IMMEDIATELY starts throwing the run with mood downs, failing sub 10% failure trainings, even blows a couple G1 races and only getting 2-3rd
Pain.

>>536773547
Opera is an avowed monarchist.

this hobbo is a maiden too

THIS STUPID FUCKING BITCH JUST FUCKED UP EVERY SUMMER TRAINING

AAAAIIIIIEEE

>>536773556
>I am a TRAINER
>Here's why
>and the quitting
>bad shitty FAGGOT i lost
>reason's I'm the game

>>536773050
say are ura sparks forever good or do they get changed/powercreps pretty soon?

>>536774080
so is every communist leader

>>536774072
>>536774154

>>536770057
managed to raise a good Grass for my TT Mile team so i'm very happy

>>536774164
trainerkeks? your status?

>>536774202
they last for a few scenarios after URA at least

How important is uniques vs compatibility when making a nice new lineage?

Sweaty tear stained sex with Tickezu

i fucking hate umapokke now everyone is gonna think im a goytuberslopper for bringing urara

>>536774203
As a great man once said, Opera takes despotism pure, and without the base alloy of hypocracy.

>>536774328
depends entirely on the uniques you're inheriting and whether they're needed on a particular track
last cm for example it was uniques over compatibility, this cm there aren't any particularly good uniques so it's compatibility over uniques

>>536774328
for grandparents way less important than the parent

cute tail hole

>>536774154
>oh boy time for summer!
>better rest TWO days before to prep so I can catch any ailments with the infirmary!
>>SLACKER
>H-ha ha…well this is why we plan!
>>STATUS NOT RECOVERED
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>536769663
Qrd?

>>536774246
SHE'S GLUE! DAIWA NEVER LET ME DOWN LILE THAT!

>>536774203
TRVTH NVKE

Goo-goo baby let me down

>>536774173
didn't realize there's a new thread, how's this

>>536774475
artist? this is really good

>>536769663
based

>>536769663
kek

>>536774496
>tranny on twitter started drawing makween with his faggot oc
>cygames copyrighted the images
>so he started drawing cuck porn of them where the cuckold is the viewer
>someone in the last thread made an AI ugly fat bastard cucking the faggot oc image

>>536774549
I had a run with 15 skills and she inherited only 1. I don’t know how unlucky I have to be to lose the 20% 14 times

>>536774498
Daiwa poster acknowledged

>>536774493
>Rest one day
>Night Owl
>Diceroll shrine
>Mood up
>Condition cured
Aww yeah.

Man after using Tazuna for the past two weeks non stop I can't play careers normally anymore.
It feels like I spend half the career resting.
Tazuna just throws energy and mood up at you non stop resting is never really necessary.

>>536774647
no idea, got it from here

>>536774346
>torena-san, you're a premature ejaculator but you tried so hard for me UWAAAAAAAA

>Danchou just discovered chronogenesis
it's over.....................

It’s special week every week. Special Week wife!

>Spammed click too fast and accidentally bought a daily ticket for 100 carats

Welp
There go 3 days worth of dailies

>>536774756
GLUE AND DISCARDED TWO RACES LATER

>>536774796
You’re playing with fire for that status bruh, I tried that once and not only didn’t get the shrine, but got two mood downs in the same passage of the turn

I have a suspicion that king is actively being debuffed during the classic triple crown races so she gets fucked if you don't overstat her
Other girls don't lose with the same mediocre stat but king does every time
When she's overstat by luck and using meta cards she wins

>>536774740
Oh the artist who drew Mcqueen?
Didn’t he get a bunch of advice from players not to use the game’s name and the horses names in his tweets? And then decided to ignore all of the advices by calling them cowards

>missed hot spring event with grass wonda because i kept alt tabbing during quick skip
it's over

> Training a new nice nature for the next CM
> Always missing one skill at the end of the run
This is gonna take a while

diasex

>>536775315
you can view it again in the library

>>536774060
I friended a guy who MLBed the new stamina card and he hasn't logged in in 5 days. Not sure if just super casual whale or he unalived.

>>536775378
Tell me about it.
What's Dia sex like?

Has anyone gotten banned for hachimi yet.....

>do vodka career
>run arima kinen
>job as canon
>get random a winter runner debuff
>now I can upgrade to a free winter runner buff
I love when my umas job

>>536775018
Daiwa poster read and respected

>>536775018
it's over for slackers and leechers
i can't wait for the great purge in september

I'm going to rape Dia.

:3

>>536775392
No you can’t, it’s over for him

>>536775378
imagine the sweaty rimzuri...

>>536773556
Need more of this mentality, I'm tired of the main character crowd crying into the void on reddit and twitter because a few losses in cm hurt their feefees.

So we die on still love’s story?

name 3 horses

>>536775670
Matikanefukukitaru
Matikanetannhauser
Falco

How many kids does your uma want

Should I run the Turbo Tuesday Tourney today with the absolute shitshow that will be CM finals and doom posting through the roof?

Or should I postpone it for Winning Ticket Wednesday?

>>536775670
Mejiro McQueer
Gorudo Shippu
Jackie Chan

>>536775378
I will sign the contract!

LESS THAN 4 HOURS TILL THE FINALS
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE
I AM A SHADOW ON THE WALL
I'LL BE THE ONE TO SAVE US ALL

>>536775565
Wife! Wife! WIFE!!

New player here.

Should I save all of my tikets or can I spend them as I go?

>>536769152 (OP)
do we just not post the new thread anymore? is this the new seanig strat to kill the general?

Reminder if you used golshi, you didnt deserve that plat title.

ragebait video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1d2iE2CY9A

>>536775919
Nyes

When are front runners going to be relevant in CM?

>>536774756
>latinx garbage
go back

>>536775491
why would you want winter runner?

>>536775670
Big Chungus
Skibbidi Rizz
Gaslight Dancer

Fuck off Vodka i will NOT make you a parent you are a BOY

>>536775919
How long were you posting in the dying thread bro...

>inspiration hits
>Get S in track, medium and late
love it when it happens but why the fuck couldn't it have happen when I was building for cm a week ago?

>>536775670
Secretariat
Saint Boy
Skibidi Rizz

>make a post about Norn teaching Oguri about sex
>artist puts picrel out hours later
I KNOW YOURE HERE YOU TWITTER GLOWIES

>>536775987
If you're a whale, next CM since Seiun Sky is coming out just before it, but the stat requirements for Long are hard as fuck to hit if you don't have a whaled out MLB deck. If you're not a whale, the CM after that (Mile)

>>536775670
Post 3 races

holy shit its fat rednu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMUwXJEnCo

>>536775987
Seiun Sky on 1600m

>>536775625
Dunno, it probably feels kinda gay with her long-ass tongue.

>>536776235
Jackie Sho
Kikuka Chan
Jackie Chan Derb-
FUCK

>>536775459
her tongues skills

So when do I know results of finals?

>due to the bullshit programming of Still in Love's UI shenanigans, there's a chance that whenever you get to a career menu when's she's going crazy, the game softlocks and you literally can't press anything and she just yaps
>you need to restart the game
6 years in game dev hell btw
4 years since release

>>536775919
I posted in the previous thread bwo...

>have a 70% winrate in Taurus Cup
>express any negative opinion about the game
>get told by group B finalists that I’m a casual and a tourist

>>536776427
When the thread explodes with angry anons

>>536774742
That's what gets me the most
>make sure parents have the same races
>fit in a couple target skills as well
>run shit cards to multiply worthwhile skills
>line up blues and reds
>None of them proc properly as future inheritance

>>536775793
If you ask this to Super Creek, she will simply say as many as you can provide

pocke can be a cute girl too

Eat it already!

>>536776512
Whats the matter?

>>536775794
>no replies
please respond

>>536776610
Pokke gf...

>>536776340
why are all the guidemakers asian

>>536776452
Cygames needed more tranny coders working under the hood desu

YOU CAN CLEARY HEAR THE CHARACTER SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS DOES IT HURT THEM TO TYPE THAT OUT? Fucking localisers.

gaslight operation is in full effect

>this is the best rudolf I've gotten for gemini so far
>blows out every other uma I've made
This does not bode very well for my chances

>>536776659
Wife aptitude?

>>536775794
>>536776659
I only take part on weekend roommatches, sry

for the first month or so they gave 1500 carats in the mail like every other day can they start doing that again im starving over here

>>536776610
she will take care of her trainer once he's ill

Remember when /uma/ said everyone in Taurus was gonna be casual and then all the meta boys rolled up and made anons sad.

>>536776689
Watch as they localize her alt into Holiday Oguri.

>>536776714
>COPIED ME
fuck off
i read it in le documente de 150 pages (tm) first

>>536776883
If this happens I'll lift (you) above my head and snap you in half

>>536776883
You mean Festive Oguri

>>536776689
>>536776883

just let it happen trainer, accept your destiny

>>536776714
Running any uma without intention of her winning is disgusting in any form - debuffers, sacrifice Urara, etc.

>>536776883
Starlight festival oguri
Winter festivities oguri
Snowflake Oguri

>>536777019
Mmmmmm no.

>>536776340
Iirc this guy basically just said to use your fav Uma cause you’re never gonna compete with whales in CM (he recommends making style parents).

>2-3 months per spark
>rates so low that rolling without spark is a bad idea
>support cards need multiple copies
>$70 for 33 rolls
this gacha system sucks and the monetizaiton is so greedy that it’s not worth spending money

>>536775987

Seiun Sky makes the style relevant and then Summer Maru makes it meta.

How do I stop lusting over umas bros

>>536776689
>>536776883
>>536777067
and whoooooooo can we thank for this blatant bullshit that no one but certain people enjoy?

>>536777024
That’s the biggest thing. You WANT your umas to win. How would you feel if you were told you were running to support the actual Ace of the team rather than for your own efforts? Make the umas race their heart out as the three goddesses intended

>>536776724
...How? Are you doing a R card only challenge run or...?

>>536777175
you can't just accept it

>>536777150
>2-3 months per spark
how? without the free gibs i dont see hwo you'd get 30k carats in only 2-3 months, the roll income in this game is so slow

>>536777024
yeah tell me about that haha...

>>536777195
Martin Luther

>Try to max out stamina
>Have to sacrifice speed and have shit speed
>All this on top of not doing extra races to maximise training gains
>But this leaves you with fuck all points after buying 3 gold recoveries
Holy shit building for Gemini is fucking brutal, and this was on a run where I had 2 stars of URA finale activate.

Might build an ace nature just to fuck with people for next CM

>>536777323
>martin luther is to blame for the death of christmas in favor of islam or ze juice enjoyers
the more you know

>>536777146
Wife

who's this?

I haven't had umas with sparks I cared about in the past and now I need to glue some to make room for more. How do you guys sort out your umas so you don't butcher the good ones? What's worth holding onto and what's worth tossing? Thank you for any tips

I need to save for Palmer and for Natie cheerleader and for haloween Rice and Chrismas Oguri...

>>536776689
>>536776883
imagine giving this company money top kek

>item request has ended
>0 shoes

>>536777524
Get in the habit of carroting useful uma right away. Those would be any combination of 3* blue, 3* pink, or useful whites.

some1 poach me

you retards forgot to link the new thread

>>536777432
myes
he is the one that split the church
the lutherians that fled / got expelled to the colonies build their modern empires upon the false believe that their tolerance will be the guiding principle for every other nation to follow, infecting other nations and event he catholic church with the idea of unlimited acceptance and tolerance
the other religions and people are just taking advantage of it

>umas cost $500 in game
>i can masturbate to the Koikatsu ports for free
explain

the things I would do to cafe

>>536777734
Danchovie this one right here

>>536777754
all I know is that catholics are hyper mega ultra cringe, akin to the other 2 I mentioned above

>>536777734
opening for club next month...

>>536777827
i always crave coffee when i see art of her. It's become an unhealthy addiction...

Have we lost the innocence yet?

Too much lewd posting

>>536777939
ice or hot coffee?

Wait this thread has 300 posts

Why did none of you link the new thread in the previous thread?

>>536777734
give me your ID, I'll invite you
you can then leave the club on the 1st and join our club on the 2nd

roll who you like
build who you like

>>536777734
Danchou you know what to do

>>536777221
>>536777024
Do uma musume relay races exist?

>>536777754
Sir, this is a stable

>>536777375
Have you tried whaling? It works

>>536776689
This will be removed for global

>>536778096
I want 6 nishino flower on my team but the game doesnt let me

>>536777687
haha...
yeah...
all the useful umas I'm getting...

>>536778071
Dumb newbaker posts a single link instead of multiples so it's hard to find

>>536778071
Because OP is a faggot as usual.

>>536776857
First day was fine.
Then lots of people became some sort of bots with the similar build etc. Not sure if turning a game into a job was worth those 1k carats or whatever rewards are, but their choice.

>>536778189
>cringe 5 on top of fucking sonic+persona
lmao

>>536778189
>fine motion boots with soup
yeah please remove this

Can the event fucking hurry up so I can spam careers

this could be me and Taishin if she wasn't so tsundere...

Reddit and 4chan were made for each other
That is why I married her
True love transcends everything

How do I build long Redditship? I've done 4 speed 2 stam and I barely managed 750/1200/500 and I had 2x stam inherits.
Bros pls help.

>>536778189
>that full SSR album

>>536778512
>true love transcend
stopped reading there

>>536778189
The only acceptable christmas present is being with the one you love, a ton of chicken and a new gun to shoot my neighbor's dog with

>>536778595
And all of them are Air Shakur

>>536778058
Hot, i only get iced coffee when i'm in the city during summer. at home i never make iced

>>536778562
4stam/2speed + 9speed/9pow inherits

>>536776452
I guess we're just stuck here huh
Thank you, Cygames

Mejiro Ardan or Satono Crown?

Is this deck just garbage? I get basically 0 double speed rainbows with it, dunno if I'm being very unlucky or if the deck is just shit. My only other speed cards that aren't 0LB are 1LB Sweep and 2LB Halo and both seem worse than anything I have.

>>536778189
>fine motion wants you to eat ramen out of her boots
what the hell
I thought fine motion was a normal uma

>>536778512
stop getting cocky

>>536778773
>low camera angle
heh

>>536776452
Kek the full Monica experience.

>Get slow metabolism pre-debut
>The next year it still hasn't cleared
Maybe I should click the infirmary

!!!

>>536778739
Kitasan isn't MLB'd
Also Spe's card is shit, which is why she is free

>>536776452
Make the game fake close and have her pop up and keep talking over your desktop and it's a solid feature desu

>>536778512
Wrong. 4chan's wife is dead.
https://youtu.be/pRp4RsNvYFg

>>536776452
>>536778723
this is sadly unironically the issue with games as a service, or literally any long term spaghetti-code type games, there will be a point where things just break to hell
and man is it funny as hell every time

>>536778750
FM is an autistic airhead

>>536778739
Seems like bad luck to me, but I don't know the specialty priority on special week or eishin flash I think that is? Aim for speed cards with higher priority and they stay in their stat more often

>>536778910
can't do that, that would be admitting defeat

>>536778915
Charm

>my best blue sparks have my worst white sparks
>my best white sparks have my worst blue sparks

>that spread
I'm so fucking erect right now

Dober is the one for me

Am i hopeful?

>>536778723
>yandere uma
>traps you on her screen where you can't escape forever
unintentional kino

Post umawives

>>536778910
PRESS THE STAMINA BUTTON

>>536778886
>monica invented characters fucking with your game
zoomer-kun please

>>536779053
idk you might need a bit more stam to beat indian breath

>>536778739
Replace Eishin with King or Tosho

>>536778934
It's actually a pretty good card if you do the math and can increase the friendship early, most skill ranking sites make multiple assumptions that don't always hold true. For example, the +1 speed from Spe will blow SR cards out of the water until you level up speed training past a certain level

>>536778990
I regret being full energy before it popped

>>536779196
THEIR NAMES ARE FLASH AND SWEEP, EISHIN AND TOSHO ARE CROWN NAMES

>>536778739
Special Week and Eishin's priority is kinda low (30ish) afaik, really big chance for being rng shafted on top of how small Special Week intial bond is.

I'm cringe. Please give me an uma wife.

>>536779053
>551 stam before the end of junior year
>respectable speed
How? What does your deck look like?

Okay we're approaching AI slop hours I'll be back in a few hours to pour one out for the third place finishers

Master challenges are getting more and more obnoxious. I can fortunately get the rainbow shards but actually fuck getting the titles man.

>>536779137
>>536778910

>>536779106
The reception will be held at 22,000 feet above sea level.

>>536778189
t-thanks...

>>536779106
Meine pferdebraut...

>>536779323
manhattan cafe

>>536779326
food events + charming + multi rainbows
uma is a highroll game

>Danchud just discovered chronogenesis
it's over.......

>actually gor charming off my sweep tosho in 2 careers b2b
i'm falling for the shilling, but she's 0LB

>>536779314
> Adressing the Uma by their first name
Wow, unrespectful much?

>>536779598
based

So, EN translation is for babies right? Am getting the terms correct here?

Legacies - Parents
Inspiration - Inheritance
Sparks - Genes
Legacy combination - breeding

>>536778773
I like how they changed this hobbo

>>536779323
El Condor Pasa

>>536779571
>MLB Creek
Goddammit I'm going to be filtered by my Creek starting at 0. I really should've just paid up for MLB Kitasan.

>>536779314
>Sunday Silence->Silence Suzuka/Marvelous Sunday
hmmmm nyo

>>536779323
reddit tachyon

I’m relatively new to PVP stuff, will this gold ship be good enough for the next Gemini cup as an end closer? I know you need max stam but I’m a little uneasy because she’s only 1000 speed

>>536778985
>>536779196
Ye I think I will try replacing Eishin with Tosho and see how it goes, maybe I get lucky with early charmings
>>536779315
I don't really have a hard time levelling the friendships desu. Usually I run 4 speed and 2 Stam. I think running 3 Sstam and 3 speed is fucking me over a bit but I gotta run 3 Stam for the Gemini

I like mambo

Best club :D

>>536779469
I can't wait for Eishin Flashing her panties in my face...

>>536779598
>>536779671
>Europeans eat their uma wives
utterly barbaric continent

>>536779807
>Gold Ship
>Gourmand (Pace Chaser)
>Uma Stan
Try again and DO NOT get uma stan or the fov skill

you are not so cool now huh? Brian?

>>536778189
Wait why is that french whore horse here she's not even real

>>536779807
your straightaway spurt, bro???

>>536779881
post hand and nationality, because mutts have the highest horse death rate world wide, killing race horses alone en masse if they dont win first try or have literally the most minor of problems
atl east eurotards embrace thheir horses and give the meet to their dogs

it's debut day bros, how do I proceed?

What are the good upcoming banners, I'm curious what I should be saving a spark for, I've got terrible cards and not a lot of MLB cards with no creek but I did manage to get a single kitasan copy.
I haven't rolled horses in a while either but I do want Hishi Amazon or Meisho Doto

i dont undersstand the reddit tachiyon meme

i want to train a 7-8* sprint parent. which honse should i choose?

>>536772119
The power of an ex-grubber

>>536780085
Strength to assert dominance

>>536780087
>good uma banner
Seiun sky

>EXTREMELY good uma banner
Summer maru

>the only good support card banner worth anything for the next 300 days
The scenario+rice shower banner

>>536779881
post the video of some guy just dumping two race horses on a landfill
or the US forest guide on how to obliterate a horse with dynamite

>>536778649
>shoot my neighbor's dog with
BASED PIGGU!

>>536780131
someone with a good unique for sprint

What does horse taste like?

>>536780253

>>536780268
horse

>>536780268
Have you ever had Burger King in the 2000s?

>>536776689
MERRY CHRISTMAS IS INHERENTLY RACIST IT EXCLUDE OTHER CELEBRATIONS THAT OCCUR AT THE SAME TIME LIKE HANUKKA AND KWANZAA HAPPY HOLIDAYS IS A MORE INCLUSIVE GREETING.

>>536776689
What did you expect from commies?

>>536780165
>it worked
This is the run

>>536780268
Umazing

>>536780268
>>536780069
>>536779881
>>536779671
I've had horse meat and uh... it's kinda mid.

We eat cows and sheep more for a reason, as it turns out giant mountains of muscle isnt as yummy

>>536780268
ever eaten deer meat? imagine that mixed with beef
its not bad but extra pricey and not as tender
would recommend a slow cook / roast

>>536780491
>you will never fuck the shit out of a cute, shy short stack, or a short stack period
>>536780498
based juicer

>>536780268
I've only tried it as machaca and it was pretty good, very strong flavor, heard the actual steaks were stringy and chewy though
Didn't get to try it bc my horse meat guy died early this year

>>536779847
Anon...no one is going to roll for Eishin. Shes not gonna be flashing anything st you.

>>536780530
>>536780085
Should have gone for charm

So

Is uma musume not actually a wit game?

>>536778189
Dia is for the gamers!

Trying something new but I think I might have oversteered in my attempts to get a 1100 stat by the end of the career

>>536780609
>game meat mixed with beef
...interesting
>>536780627
>my horse meat guy
what a funny sentence

>>536780268
Mare milk taste good imo. It's way more naturally sweet than cow milk.

>>536780530
I KNEEL
>>536780639
I will if I still have enough for a spark after Hishi Amazon

>>536780623
you could've stopped at
>you will never fuck

>>536778723
click desktop then click back

Who is the least popular uma in all of Uma musume?

>>536780564
I had horse jerky once, can't say it was good.

What is Gaslight Dancer's answer to 'What inherited uniques are good on your aces in CM2?'

I appreciate Uma for not being passive resource collection slop like Nikke or Eversoul.
God, fuck autobattler bullshit

>>536780639
It’s gonna be hard waiting till the anniversary uma banner

>>536776058
won't the CMs by the end of the year be wall winter races?

>>536780761
Tried something like this on a late runner the other day, the entire run going to shit real fucking fast, potentially due to lacking speed/stam.
Dunno, but something about the balancing feels weird to me
>Golshi end runner going for max speed/stam, power not being super important
>Bro just spam speed on everything haha
Then what's the point of late/end needing more power than speed? What is even happening

>>536780074
>make a sarcastic post
>ESL European interprets it as a personal attack and starts seething

>Join room match with club
>1200 spd 1150 stam
>1150 spd 1200 stam
>1200 spd 1200 stam
>3 stam skills
>Join public room
>Get smoked by a 1100 spd 1200 stam Top Gun
Am I fucking cooked this CM or am I with a bunch of whales? My best run almost hit 1k speed while capping stam so I can't imagine getting both capped.

Umamusume is an endcloser game

>>536780846
Anon, the summer hag is one banner right before her on the same month. No one will roll for and that's why she's my wife because I will skip the Summer Hag for her, so I'll be the only one to have her

>>536781128
I have no fucking idea how they're doing it. Even on a 20% stam growth uma I'm struggling to cap it and get speed over 1k

>>536780931
The acceleration ones. Just make up some excuse like how they will probably still be accelerating by the final corner since everyone is using power as a dump stat.

>>536780901
This was some unofficial popularity poll I found

its obvious skipping next long cm is the play

>>536781128
Join the open league then. You probably can beat all of those casual non stamaxxed for long B ranked uma.

>>536781005
I've been having really bad luck with rainbows lately, so I thought I'd compensate with one more power card. I got monkey pawed and everyone won't leave power training

>>536781246
They spent money, you spent less. Simple as.

>>536781280
Who the fuck cares about teio? Makes the list immediately hard to believe

>>536781128
I got smoked in every public room but somehow made it to group A finals

>>536781128
people who have finished building their umas 2 weeks before cm are either ubersweats or whales

the next cm will unironically be easier than this one

>>536781128
I can't see myself hitting 1k while capping stam so you're better off than me

Which Umas are NOT for sex? Hard mode: no Haru.

Bros, I got raped to death this CM. Just tell me what to do with goldship for long CM, I want to at least get to group b next time....

>>536780240
such as...

you can tell which umas was designed before launch, during the middle years, and recently just with this picture

>>536781280
how does no one like almond eye. shes strong AND cute

>>536781376
Apparently Teio is #1 for four straight years

>>536781280
>Joe had more votes than Belno

>>536781435
wife groove

>>536781442
She's fraudulent

>>536781435
The breasts remain, and that's the most important thing.

>>536781435
>mare spotted
must be recent

>>536781435
Admire wife.

>>536781420
1200 stam, as much speed as you can get
At least 2, ideally 3 gold recoveries
Straightaway spurt
Whatever late-race or final spurt velocity skills you can get with the points you have left

I think the game's trying to tell me something.

>>536781280
>Misato Akasaka
>Katsuragi Ace

>>536781408
I hope so since I thought my Brian with 990 speed and 1200 stam 800 pow would dominate most fags but clearly there are sweaty whales who I have to contend with.
That or maybe the type of fag who runs room matches are the top tier sweats to begin with.

These plushies are dogshit

Bravely Ko, I KNEEL

>dude just win the triple crown, spring triple crown and autum triple crown while picking up all the hints
600/600/600 is no longer a problem but winning all the races in the process is

Is that japanese guy g1 race correct or should i run more

>>536780761
and still didn't get the 3*

>>536781280
>Mejiro Ryan in the 5th column despite being a launch uma
Well deserved.

>>536781435
Look at my favorite horse that they added in recently!!!!!!!!!

>>536781435
Character design, or art design in general really is a lost art at this point. Simple is best, and modern artists are mostly incapable, unwilling or not allowed to make it work.
>>536781352
>having really bad luck with rainbows lately
Tell me about it. Some days I get (for my standards) really good runs going, then I get garbage after garbage, getting super frustrated. It's like playing a modern MP game, or even worse WoT/WT.

steam client feels crazy laggy today

>>536775670
Becephalus
Incitatus
Marengo

>>536781280
TOTAL TEIO VICTORY

>>536781227
It's kinda unfortunate she is the weakest End Closer afaik. Of course it doesn't matter if you don't care about metafaggotry.

>>536781376
list was made by the unofficial twitter account ran by a tranny so you can guess the rest

are the mob umas fixed? like, will they have the same model and name everytime? I've never stopped to see if that's the case

>>536781408
It's the opposite. This cm already filtered the casuals so they won't bother entering the next one. Only sweats and whales will be left fighting next time.

>>536780226
>>536779881
years ago I saw a video on youtube of some guy throwing fresh horse carcasses into an industrial grinder
was strangely fascinating

Club Unbricked is looking for new and MOTIVATED members!

As trends are holding at this moment, we will have FIVE open slots!
Your old club is dead? You wanna play with some really active people? Swapping shoes, spamming Emotes, all that shit, right here at Unbricked.

Currently going for a 15 mil goal quota but basically everyone has exceeded that easily so far and a general 3 day offline rule (more if you just inform the club beforehand)

Give me your ID, I'll send you an invite and you can grab your August carats, leave your old club and join Unbricked on the 2nd of the month!

>>536781435
we are indeed in a new mare era

>>536776689
>White... holidays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUc5qVGy5m4
Who did it best? Aside from Still, of course

>>536781435
they got browner

>>536781654
Could be worse

>>536781808
Turbo was made noisy on purpose bro, now it's just a standard

>>536781712
Jap triple crowns are all med and long, if your uma can run mile and sprint g1s as well, go ahead.

>want to fuck Mayano Top Gun
Should I train her for medium or long?

>>536781376
Have you watched season 2?

>>536780498
BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING HANUKKA OR KWANZAA IT'S CHRISMTAS, IF IT WAS WOULD THEY FUCKING PUSH SO MUCH TO CHANGE IT TO HAPPY HOLIDAYS? I DON'T THINK SO

>>536782082
There is nothing noisy about Admire Groove, and it's not like it's uncalled for.

>still nobody running Gemini lobbies
You faggots have like 14 days left. Stop procrastinating

>>536781812
Their personalities say a lot more about them than their designs. Amagami has some of the best writing of any harem anime, though technically it's more like alternative universes. There's two with short black hair that I constantly get mixed up.

>>536774740
the guy(?) had it coming methinks
kinda insufferable personality but I suppose all artists are annoying their own ways

I'm going to make hiroshima look like a small accident if I don't get my wife this weekend

>>536782108
Depends, how long can you last?

>>536778189
I NEED THAT BOOK

>>536782259
Everyone decided to play casually from now on

>>536782259
I don't have my third uma built though...

>>536782108
Mayano like long ones

>>536782259
Busy making great-grandparents.

>3 more hours
How is everyone preparing for the Brickening?

>>536782316
I'm a sprinter

>>536782410
I'm going to bed.

>>536776689
>>536776883
>>536777195
you guys dont actually care about christmas and probably arent even practicing christians. literally just virtue signalling.

>>536782373
Just throw in a meme front Urara or some shit. I wanna test my umas

Happy Holidays just fits better

>>536782058
Nothing changes bro

Well damn, like half the stallions in the game mated with her. Cunny pussy too strong.

>>536782259
we're all bricked bwo, it's over.......

>>536782534
Sure kike

>>536782410
My goal was making it into the finals, i've already won.

Don't bite

>>536782410
I'm checking mine during SEA hours
>b-b-b-but it's not in real ti-
I don't care

>>536782537
Urara is not a meme. She tries her best

>>536782268
>Their personalities say a lot more about them
I mean, it fucking better, that should be the point at nearly all times. But my point still stands and overdesigned noisy garbage is a big problem these days in my eyes, simple designs that Amag are quite rare these days, at least in anime related content.

>reddit tachyon
>reddit ship
How come /uma/ never brings up twitter?

It's bigger than reddit and 4chan combined yet people are always nervous to bring it up

>>536782413
kek

bros i'm ngmi to seyun...

>>536782704
Twitter is more of a cesspit than both combined, somehow

>>536782704
nobody like twitter trannies

>>536782625
concession accepted

>>536782704
Because there arent any gooner umas who make pedo captions
Im oshiless

>>536782672
why delay the inevitable bwo

>>536782704
you just did though

>>536782704
I love both of those umas and memes won't change my mind

I fell in love with an uma called win variation. She's cute. No one talks about her. So I will officially claim her. Please do not post my wife. thanks.

>>536779961
our Canadian director is also there bro

Someone post the spinning fuku triangle of despair for me

>>536782821
If I don't see it then it's not real

>>536782801
This implies you like reddit more? Besides, if you hate trannies post-elon twitter is FAR more right leaning than every board here except /pol/

>>536782316
I mean, I can go on a treadmill for 4 hours…

>>536782917
Yeah but she doesn't count she's not french

>>536782876
she's pretty popular in JP because she looks like an apple an jobbed to Orfevre a lot

>>536782704
reddit vs 4chan was a big thing in the 10s, and this game is for 30-something boomers so it fits

>>536782802
We have a happy merchant here

Are we going to pull the year 4 boy Umas?