>my best blue sparks have my worst white sparks
>my best white sparks have my worst blue sparks

>>718645125
00-06
>set my dick on fire, +50 pain
7-12
>freeze my dick, -50 pain but -50 sensitivity
13-18
>poison my dick, -100 to fertility
19-24
>stick my dick in powerpoint, -100 to body hair
25-30
>cut my dick off, no change in chance that I am a woman
31-36
>my dick is diamonds, +50 chance to be hunted down by the DeBeers family board hunters
36-42
>get my dick pierced, +10 to coolness but +20 to gayness
43-48
>my dick moves faster, +100 to premature ejaculation
49-54
>my dick is invisible, +50 to disability insurance
55-60
>my dick is ghostly, +50 to blowjobs, woo woo
61-66
>my dick dies, -100 to bitches
67-72
>my dick makes a faustian bargain, +100 to attractiveness but only to butterfaces
73-78
>my dick can absorb liquid, +50 ball size
79-84
>my dick is manipulative, +50 libido but -50 self control
85-90
>my dick is enraged, +50 to sex while Evanescence is playing in the background
91-96
>my dick is cursed, +50 attractiveness to single moms
BONUS 97-99
>my dick is magic, +100 to magic, you ain't gotta explain shit
TRIPS
>you can pick

>>213689493
nta, but i can't :( i hate it...

>>535023370
>Tfw your woman will never rim you
Why live?

>>21524611
He's not wrong.

I've quit going to all of the Subways near me because they're all Indian-owned and Indian-run and have Indian-tier sanitation to match. Same with all but one of the chicken restaurants. I lucked into finding the last remaining Brown's that hasn't been bought out and I'll be going there tomorrow even though it's almost a gallon of gas further to drive to and from it. #worthit

>>512638333
>spic trying to dance like a gook
is this where it all ends?

>>533875758
>be a kita reroller who spent 230 rolls total in game so far in an attempt to save for Super Creek banner
>Supercreek banner isnt for another month
You mean i have to keep just saving Carats ANOTHER month?
Fuck i wanna spend..

>>533791270
Its canon that you wait outside when they go into the spring, and you dont even get to go into another spring.
You just wait outside.

ever since I learned about CM I've been totally scatterbrained on what to spend my borrows/TP on in careers
I have no idea what I'm doing bros... I feel like I'm doing everything wrong... everything was so much simpler when I was just mindlessly spark farming...

>>509978359
i mean....yeah...i would. but i'm a bad person and i hate myself, so is that really saying much?

>>509494159
>ywn have this much fun with the bois

>>507422680
why are we still here? just to suffer?