Thread 718645125

You're no longer allowed to post lewds or post in lewd threads UNLESS you design sex mechanics similar to pic related.

>2% chance of insta-kill on hit
...but isn't a normal sword going to kill on hit anyway?

>>718645303
We operate on H&S RPG mechanics here not FPS mechanics.

>>718645125 (OP)
Ghost and stack procs
otherwise Explosion for fun

>>718645125 (OP)
If your answer doesn't include haste, then you're not a real gamer. Everyone who's got even half a brain knows that extra attack speed is the basis of all these kinds of games. Stacking extra effects on top of that is the foundation that all good builds are built upon. In this case, the correct answer is crowd control, so haste + poison (stun lock enemies forever) or DPS, so haste + any damage increaser, my choice would probably either be ethereal or rage/diamond, depending on my build/how damage reduction mechanics like armor work in OP's fictional game.

>t. Professional theory crafter

>>718645739
In my estimation, in 99% of the games, you can't proc effects off the secondary hits on enchantments like ghost, otherwise that would be OP as fuck. That second hit is usually just extra DPS. Otherwise yes, it would be way better than raw attack speed.

>frost curse
Enjoy a slow death, faggot

It's always Fire Haste sword, Haste Fire sword

>>718645125 (OP)
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>>718645125 (OP)
Demon + Haste

>>718645125 (OP)
>sex mechanics similar to pic related
>flame dildo
>deals 150% sex damage

>Ignores armor
This tells me nothing. It could be hilariously better than everything else or completely worthless

>>718645125 (OP)
Ghost+Haste. Find more ways to increase attack speed and master the 1000 strike slash.

>>718645125 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjJ2_P5P4U&list=RDHVsEdYe6_vw&index=3&ab_channel=WarnerMusicDenmark
Well if this was porn then you wouldn't want to instantly give someone an orgasm unless you're russian, german or something so speed actually would be detrimental. Assuming speed leads to both climaxes and not just 1.

As such Haste goes out the window right away. As such you always have to pick the initial slower action.
You have quite a few options depending on what you want to achieve.

Assuming your sword is your cock and not your pussy albeit both work, If you want her or him to ask for seconds you got for Rage+Spikes
If you want to be refreshed yourself you go for Blood+Rage.

If you want to be a dick or a cow then you go for Burn+Ethereal like a sabotaging faggot of a woman or man.

But if either one has sensitive receptors Ethereal might not be good unless you want them to scream and bite your shoulder while they climax cause let's be honest you cannot feel when they climax on time unless they scream and they scare you and most of you are cunts/assholes enough to not stop when someone climaxes.

If you want to hump like a dog or rabbit then you go for Ghost+Death

If you want to be a sabotaging cunt pretending she has high stamina then you go for Frost+Curse

Explotion only for group sex.

For rape you go with Death+Demon or perhaps Ghost+Poison if you STR is below 10 or you're a woman and forgot your gun.

Blood & Haste. More attack speed plus healing will let you overwhelm any other combination.

You also really wouldn't want anything with a random chance of happening. Unless you were in a desperate position, you would have to assume the worst-case scenario, and use your sword as if that enchantment wasn't there at all.

2% chance of insta-kill when cumming

>>718645125 (OP)
>For each 1% enemy health adds 1% weapon damage
So you deal +100% damage if the enemy starts with 100% HP , basically this is for initial attack.
>Rage
Is this for the enemy's HP or your own HP?

>>718645125 (OP)
00-06
>set my dick on fire, +50 pain
7-12
>freeze my dick, -50 pain but -50 sensitivity
13-18
>poison my dick, -100 to fertility
19-24
>stick my dick in powerpoint, -100 to body hair
25-30
>cut my dick off, no change in chance that I am a woman
31-36
>my dick is diamonds, +50 chance to be hunted down by the DeBeers family board hunters
36-42
>get my dick pierced, +10 to coolness but +20 to gayness
43-48
>my dick moves faster, +100 to premature ejaculation
49-54
>my dick is invisible, +50 to disability insurance
55-60
>my dick is ghostly, +50 to blowjobs, woo woo
61-66
>my dick dies, -100 to bitches
67-72
>my dick makes a faustian bargain, +100 to attractiveness but only to butterfaces
73-78
>my dick can absorb liquid, +50 ball size
79-84
>my dick is manipulative, +50 libido but -50 self control
85-90
>my dick is enraged, +50 to sex while Evanescence is playing in the background
91-96
>my dick is cursed, +50 attractiveness to single moms
BONUS 97-99
>my dick is magic, +100 to magic, you ain't gotta explain shit
TRIPS
>you can pick

>>718647460
>Not Haste+Rage

>>718649140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM&list=RD3YxaaGgTQYM&start_radio=1&ab_channel=EvanescenceVEVO

I giggled.

>>718648376
>If you want to be a sabotaging cunt pretending she has high stamina then you go for Frost+Curse
Meow.

>>718645125 (OP)
Ethereal demon or Ethereal haste potentially could be very good depending on the armor and damage reduction system the game uses.

> death
> every 50 pumps or so she cums

uhh broken.

>>718650763
That's not broken, that's how you play the game.

>>718645125 (OP)
i leave it unenchanted for more difficulty and because i dont like makingn choices

>>718645125 (OP)
Ghost + Poison for permastun

>ethereal
>ignores clothing

>>718648491
GHOST DEATH NIGGER
ROLL THE FUCKING DICE MOTHERFUCKER
I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
YOU EITHER GET HARD OR WATCH ME COUNT TO 50
I DON'T EVEN CARE
SOMEBODY IS FUCKING DYING TONIGHT

Double curse. None of you deal any damage now. Enjoy 0 dps lmao noobs

>>718645125 (OP)
Blood + Spikes
Because fuck you.

>>718645125 (OP)
so you want a game where you can enchant your penis?

>>718645125 (OP)
Spell Effects:
> Arousal.
> Fear.
> Rape-Lock. (With Tentacles)
> Forced Molestation. (With Tentacles.)
> Forced Oral. (With Tentacles.)
> Forced Spanking. (With Tentacles.)
Its a cthulhu themed fetish game where you play as an undead loli-ritual leader going around sacrificing people for the great old ones while being the supposed physical avatar of Nyarlatothep, yes how could you tell? Good and culture sir?

>>718645125 (OP)
Ethereal is the only on that matters because the rest will get powercrept and Death won't work on bosses.

>>718652374
ethereal/fire or ethereal/haste would always be meta depending on what weapon you use

>>718652189
Actually you know what, someone should make this game just in order to piss off the mouth breathers at Visa/MasterCard for easy bank from a lawsuit.

>>718645125 (OP)
Frost and Curse on a spear/crossbow to open with, swap to Spikes/Blood sword for the rest of encounter.

>>718652374
Every party will be required to have a Frost + Curse member to debuff the enemies.

>>718645125 (OP)
Fire, Diamond and Ghost are all the same thing