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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Tosen Jordan (Alt 3*)
10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
Early October - Tachyon's Factor Research
Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m

>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gay 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>>542869838
hmm.......nyo?

Sorry danchou you have to look for another member. Just kick me when I reached 3D

>>542869838
If you want to fix it, you'll need to do it yourself by deploying secret strats

DOTO SOON!

>>542869914
Check under "IP News" you dork

>>542869773 (OP)
RYANBROS

>>542869838
it should be vandalized more and have the JP section removed since they have their own thread

Ryan's already ugly af. Why would you choose an even uglier fanart of her?

Keep votan for the statistics!

>>542870015
n-nyo...

>>542870071
I will not!

Thos thread will be faster

>>542870054
At the very least the JP News section should be at the bottom of the OP.

>>542870015
i fixed it now for the next thread :)

Keep votan for the statistics!
https://poal.me/9s0t79
https://poal.me/9s0t79
https://poal.me/9s0t79
Knew I forgot something in the first post

>>542870246
the absurdism is growing

>>542869967
Doto wouldn’t behave in such a manner.

>>542870260
The grim reaper came for me on this one. All three of my fronts with 500+ wit failed the groundwork wit check and ended my winning streak.

memento mori my fellow anons

>>542870034
I want to run Ryan as ace, she seems fun but that means I can't use her as a parent or else I grind double. It sucks.

i lost all three cm

>>542870220
not the bottom necessarily, just below the global news, since this is the global thread

>>542869773 (OP)
Ryan so cute

>>542870449
I lost the first two and didn't even bother with the last one

uhm

>>542870381
clearly not for you

This is crazy. You're making the assumption that there are enough debuffers to reduce your umas stamina by 64%. 64%, your opponent only can run 4 debuffs so that means one debuffer is worth 16%, nice nature at best is worth 8%. Moreover on Umalator perfect nature, one with all skills only reduces uma HP by 150~ or so. So guide works on the assumption that there are 2 debuffers per team, all of which hit their shit on ALL OF YOUR UMAS. Again, they need flustered pace, late, front, tether, eyes to cover every style you're running to reduce every uma by that amount.

Then we come to the next problem. Guide tells you two build 2 debuffers and outfit your ace with skills. You're making the gamble that your opponents are debuffing you and that they're not proofing their uma against debuffs. If you're the only one who runs debuffers you're not going to gas the two other players AND your ace is significantly weaker. One gold skill costs around 2 OO skills, 4 OO skills if they're reduced in price. Your ace will either have zero advantage or in a severe disadvantage because you won't trigger mid race skills.

>"Oh but anon, you're running two golds so that you're more likely trigger at least one."
Fair point but Uma musume is a team game. You have 3 horses, if you build more aces you can build more fragile aces, your team has higher reach because you're most likely going to highroll. Two golds only makes sense if you're banking everything on one ace and need her to be absolutely bullet proof but this strategy is retarded because a toreina who aims higher with more fragile umas will blow past her with that 1/3 luckshit.

I'm not saying you're going full glasscannon, I'm saying that you're going to lose to a player who uses his time on more power, medium corners instead of an second gold skill. He's gonna have two umas like that, one of them will trigger and fuck you up.

>>542870464
Yeah that would be best.

>>542870745
erm can you stop nooooooticing please

>>542870652
explode

>>542870745
we call it the gaslight doc for a reason

>>542870509
>>542870034
>>542869773 (OP)

>>542870831
Little Ryan maker

>>542870745
Basically only build one (1) horse that can function in a debuff lobby because it's going to be 1v1v1 anyway, they have two debuffers, only one ace. If they trigger PERFECTLY it's a 1v1v1, if they fuck up triggers it's 2v1v1 and your extra ace is stronger

>>542870745
Maybe I should just run Agnes and Creek and just shrug the debuffs off

>no Taishin ritual post
It's over, /Uma/ is done

>>542870745
nyooo but my 900 stam 2 golds are totally gassing out in practice rooms bwo trust me bwo you NEED 1000 stamina bwo just do it bwo don't train power or speed

>>542870831
is this what they call a parent run

>your birth year
>Japan Derby winner of that year

>1999

>>542870745
Stoooooooooop using critical thinking!!!!!

What happened to the blogposting I want to know if 110% WR guy lost. Was it actually just his fans posting here to slander witgod.

>>542870831
>>542871053

>>542870997
>Creek taking longer slower strides because of her long legs
>just like in the game
kino based detail oriented animators

>>542870745
I'm going to run one stamina monster, one glass cannon, one well rounder. Debuffers? Nah, I get 3x the chance of winning.

>>542871134
hes racing now

If umas are all raping their trainers why hasn't there been a single instance of pregnancy in Tracen?

>>542870745
I am just gonna build a bunch of 800 to 900 Stam umas with one gold. That will do for pace, late and end (:

>>542871023
my pasa with 900 stam and 2 golds unironically gassed out in an S rank room with 3 debuffers but I think she missed a gold

>>542870831
>frozen face

Is it really offensive to help other umas?

Give me some actually good Smaru decks, I'm convinced at this point what's holding me back is my deck choice.

>>542869881
stop making wanna fap to golshi

>>542871134
even witgod himself admitted that "the world is strong". knowing what the next cm is making things more competitive since people have more time building their umas.

>pokke
KWAB

>>542871248
She's keeping it cool.

>>542870997
>Creeks fat tits sloshing side to side as she runs
>just like in the game
kino based detail oriented animators

>>542871276
Depends on your inheritance you retard

>>542871284
>since people have more time building their umas.
What?
We have less time to build umas CM is like every 3 weeks

>>542871096
datamining thread

>>542871281
?
Just think of her as mcqueen but with tits

>>542871404
Let's just say I have one really good one borrowed and the other is....eh, it's ok, it's enough to push her to S Mile and like 5* stamina. I swear people with 9* shit must be botting with how many runs it would take to get parents like that.

>>542871187
Big Tracen wouldn't let info like that get out

>>542869838
>a grammar nazi
One letter really hurts the IP, doesnt it. Guess people will have a different opinion of the game.

>>542871260
yes, mares are more possessive than stallions

Fuarkk i need to grind for medium parents again because the parents i used on taurus are bunch of costumeless shitters with shit sparks. Not to mention i don't have a front gw parent for medium

>Your Favorite uma
>her full name if you married
>Tamamo Rodriguez
go

VF just won his CM

>>542870745
listen buddy I know the stamina requirements were a lie in CM1, and they were a lie in CM2, and they were a lie in CM3, but this time, they're NOT a lie. They just aren't ok

Apologize

where's that one pic with all the /uma/ clubs and their club banners? All the relevant rentries in the OP haven't been updated in a while/don't have it.

>>542871590
Rod..............

>>542870717
Not for anyone. She lacks the confidence. I’m afraid you’ve been visited by a skinwalker or doppelgänger.

stop making threads early to use your ugly ass disgrace to the Mejiro family as OP retard

>>542871438
JP was making shit up in the middle of CM because they didn't have lobbies to test things on. Most of the umas were probably ass with skills that don't do anything because that's like 70% of the skills in the game.

>>542871590
Why would I dox my name pendejo

>>542871281
?
just put the game on mute

>>542871590
ok this autism make me kek

>>542871590
nguyen rudolf

>>542871590
So how much donation he paypigged just to get the monkey off his back

>>542871714
okay big mac

>>542871096
Fuck off and die glowie

>>542871260
Unlike the mostly independent stallions we have now, mare umas are very clingy and needy

>>542871590
Winning Hitler

Reminder every VF mention in this thread is just a psyop to make you hatewatch.
Don't fall for weak baits.

>>542871590
wouldn't it be Tamamo Cross Rodriguez since the wife makes her maiden name the middle name

>>542871710
nyo

>>542871793
>muh oshi game
>drops his oshi and goes all in on front meta uma
kek

>>542871851
vodka....
scarlet...

>>542871590
Daitaku Helios Gonzales

>>542871590
Sparkly Wiggles

Need my social security or the 3 digits on the back of my card?

>>542869773 (OP)
>>542871594
WITGODBROS
DONT LOOK

>>542871096
your favourite uma
your social security number
your bank address
your bank pin
your mothers maiden name
your first pets name
your elementary school teachers name
your secret location to hide valuables
your latitude and longitude
your work hours

come on its fun!

>>542871606
is this faggot running multiple accounts or did he actually win on his actual account?

>>542871590
Seiun Sky Iglesias

>>542871793
>>542871594
>he prewatched it
>he intentionally started trashtalking seriru before showing finals to show that he's "the better one"

>>542871590
Oguri Singh

>your favorite uma
>her three sizes if it was your phone number instead
Mejiro ryan
202-456-7041

>>542871590
Kitasan Black Browning

less chink content creators, more uma tits please

>>542871931
Ok she would behave like this though

>>542872101
shiet a literal fedposter

>>542872167
this

>>542872167
Post more Luna and I may partake in titty posting

>>542872227
its the white houses phone number umadachhi...

>your favourite uma
>your weight
Silence suzuka
86kg

>>542871096
>>542871590
sooo should i give my blood type too? my dominant hand? my credit card and the three digits on the back?

So what was the most evil gaslight during this CM?

>>542872231
I hope I get cancer so I can get the make a wish foundation make 2 midgets get breast implants and dress up like Inari One and Marvelous Sunday respectively and literally titfuck me to death

>your favourite uma
>your weight
Mayano Top Gun
170kg

>>542872342
witmaxxing

>>542872342
Riko being bad

>>542872280
how do you know the white house phone number?
>>542872290
i em 150lb baby

>>542872342
front pasa

>>542872356
>your favourite uma
>your weight
Nishino Flower
225 lbs

>>542872342
Seiun Sky not working as Ace

>>542872342
>CM1 had front Urara
>CM2 had 1200 stam + 3 recoveries
>CM3 had S.Maru

>>542872342
Blockushin

>>542871590
>Bakushin
>Sakura Bakushin 王(localized to fuhrer) Schicklgruber

>>542872356
Sweep Tosho
350kg

>>542872342
Seiun Sky would be shit and is only good as a parent

>>542872348
you could get the same result saving some money

>>542872506
geeeeg

>>542871590
Gold Goshi

>your favourite uma
>your weight
Cheval Grand
160lbs

>>542872553
Nah cost of living is outrageous rn

This thread fucking GLOWS

>>542872648
oguri cap
376 lbs

>>542872291
Attention all Trainers: Special Week is in great danger and she needs your help to wipe out the chestnut horses in the Nakayama Racetrack, but to do this she needs a Gourmand and a Swinging Maestro. To help him, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Special Week can win the Arima Kinen and achieve the epic Senior Autumn Triple Crown!

SNIFF

chubby boys...

>>542872574
truly american uma

>>542872673
this is why your favorite Uma should have a car

When you scout Umas, how does that work exactly? I mean...
You run down a hallway with (a maybe) horse girl bolting ahead of you and opening a double door.
Then you're carried to the track at 1,000 mph to the racing gates (are you supposed to be on the track?) Where horse girls run past you at 50mph, waving briefly at you and continuing their race (isn't this dangerous?)
Then the (maybe) horse girl starts stuffing star bits and goddess statues into your pocket as you graze horse girl after horse girl
THEN OH SHIT THAT GATE IS RAINBOW
Horse girl charges out and you get even more star bits stuffed into your pack
WHOAAA-OOO-AA-OOOOO-OOOOH
-your trainer as he is nearly ran over ten times per pull
Our trainer character is crazy.
At least the card pulling is a little safer, but that means you're running around with 6 book page sized cards barking orders at a horse girl while summoning horse girls to join your girl in training.
Then you stack 4 pictures on top of each other and its LIMIT BREAK UNLOCKED and it helps you somehow

why are power cards so bad at actually getting you power

>>542872648
Hishi Akebono
100 lbs

we love fillies

>>542872356
Gold City
300lbs

>>542872342
>blockushin
>lates are good
>You need mile S

>>542871590
Silence Ortega

Since 200% WRGOD is now confirmed to be not a fraud, you must now MLB Riko .

>>542872698
>she needs your help to wipe out the chestnut horses in the Nakayama Racetrack,

>>542872574
>>542872747
missing 50lbs

>>542872734
I love Kitasan nwo

>>542872348
Midgets don't have enough skin and torso space to get implants of that size.

>>542872648
Nishino Flower
500lbs

>>542872698
But what about LIGHT SKIN O

>>542872945
They’ll manage. If make a wish can get some kid with cancer into the vatican they can get me two shortstacks.

>>542872739
I would impregnate her bokumanko

>>542872342
That people find Suzuka attractive

>next cm starts on october 30
im tired bros...

>>542873153
Uh just reuse your Taurus umas?????? Don't tell you turned them to cards you heartless monster.

>>542873065
Same 2028 cant come soon enough.

>>542872574
>>542872934
>>542873153
[CONTROVERSIAL TAKE] I would get Taiki Shuttle pregnant with septuplets.

>>542872896
Didn't know Sirius was so big

>>542873069
She is

>>542873065
>draw breeding cow
>call it a boy

>>542871590
Tokai Rockefeller

>>542873153
Medium cm is easiest to prep, bro. Just bring 2 dominator debuffers and Oguri.

>>542873069
but she is

>>542873458
Sexo

>>542872505
North Dakotans aren’t too bright

>>542873569
the only thing sexy about that cutting board are her stupid slutty feet

>>542873069
might as well take the bait now too

>>542873458
Eishin Flash and Cheval Grand chopped off their tits for their summer alts.

>>542873723
>17 years old

>>542873753
Why were Maruzen and Golshi allowed to keep their umammeries but Flash and Cheval were forced to get reduction surgery?

>>542873726
I would use her stockings to strain tea

>>542873793
post the jumprope vodka one

>>542872790
I kekked

>Try to specifically get wet conditions or rainy days or whatever Manhattan Cafe had
>Never get them
>Most of my races are conspicuously muddy and rainy as fuck
...

>>542873723
>once I'm old enough
hagbros? I though her womb was old and dusty?

I'm fucking sick of dying to literal brick umas gassing out and dragging my entire team back into the shadow realm.

>>542873723
It’s time to take your meds, grandma

>>542873957
>he thinks it's because of cafe

>>542873793
expecting me not to lewd the umas when they train like this

someone else is making mejiro ryan threads now?

>>542874070
I would

would you have sex with your best bro?

please do not roll or borrow riko. as f2ps we can all save 30k carats, but it only works if all of us do it. if some roll riko, then they will have an unfair advantage, but if we all skip and don’t borrow then we’ll all be on an even playing field and 30k extra carats to use on something else. please spread the word.

>>542874369
my bro would cheer me up with her body

>>542871276
This is what I'm trying. Didn't get groundwork or medium S this run though, but stats look ok.

>>542874451
thats the spice

>>542874394
lmao why is she like this?

>>542874619
She's Orange.

>>542874620
Fuark what a majestic hog

>>542874451
>>542874240
>>542873793
COW GAME!

>>542871438
You know the entire schedule 4 years ahead. JP only knows the next CM track 1 month ahead, 2 if Cygames is feeling generous. And there were no room matches for CM1-3 in JP so you literally had to rebuild your team from scratch during the rounds if it got countered by the emergent meta. Plus 80% of what you're fighting against are paypigs, and the whales are the ones who figure out the game mechanics, so F2P are at a severe disadvantage.

>>542871404
yeah more people need to post their parents when asking for deck suggestions. Your deck is also influenced by your blue sparks.

Rice is lucky!

>>542874347
I thought it was the usual ryanfag

Is this a good grandparent?
>2* blue
>distance-specific 2*
>Focus and Groundwork present, but each only 1*

>>542874303
kiss her tummy

>>542874902
there are 3 of us

>>542874886
cheap cow

>>542874503
Pretty bad statline for that deck.

>>542875170
maybe 4, usually when i make a thread at a different time theres 3 other ryan posters that reply soon thereafter

>>542875242
why are you chinese

hELP

>>542875301
That's JP.

>>542875337
Epsatono...

>>542874953
yeah it has everything you'd look for: 2* good blue, 2 star distance spark and good whites. Number of stars is a luxury. Can be looped or just used as a gp yes

>>542875337
You're on your own, torena-san. You belong to the Satono Group now

>>542870997
the positioning to activate tachyon's unique will be pretty narrow, but creek should be a good late surger.

>>542875337
Should have scouted another trainee like Ryan or Oguri-chan.

>>542870997
maestros are swinging frfr

I may be having a migraine and my right hand is going numb but I fucking ACED that claw game

>>542875337
Even without the Makina power Dia belongs to a family that has conections with powerful people, I would never mess with her

>>542875242
The difference is that was my first run with the deck, how many did that one take? I'll get a higher roll in 2 weeks.

>>542875614
You can check the archives for that image, that's from old /uma/.

500 carats to go until I can spark Doto

4 and i ERP with Special Week

>>542875448
I see, thanks
I guess i can keep cycling it until i get any stars, period, then see if i can keep building more of them
man thats some long term shit, this is the first time i got specific shit on a parent instead of taking whatever generic 3* blues i can find

Making Tickezo a Pacer so just to speedrun all this points as quick as humanly possible with these Spe, Sweep, and Scarlet supokas because I can't do front for shit (and she's the only one available at my assF2P party)

>>542859089
No, fuck you

>>542875704
dont forget to make her chubby thoughbiet

Why is Nattie hitting on me at the home screen?

>>542872342
I'm gonna start galighting people into thinking you only need 850-900 stam for CM4

>>542875709
yeah the loop is basically see if good pinks, whites or blues if not one of tree try again if so can be looped or used as parent/gp

example of parent grind loop plan:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jjs91NeghyyjU3zTOQVCoirgOMBsCCKnH9RRB7u-wOc/edit?tab=t.bdzdrqctyeyd

It gets easier once you get something decent at least for whites as whites on the parents are more likely to spark on the trainee

>need to make two legacies with mihono bourbon and taiki shuttle as grandparents to even have the chance of seeing a double circle and actually prog white and pink skills on Summer Saggers
>this needs all 3* blues and 3* pinks
>and all of them need URA finale and groundwork and green sparks
imma be real i dont feel like it

>>542875891
>gaslight
lol

>>542875870
id do anything to go back to the days of having a senpai tease me when i was too dense to notice

>another parent building borrow run
>2* guts
doing a gorillion pointless runs just for a 6-10% chance at a 3* blue spark sucks so fucking bad

>>542874369
Transcend Paizuri would be rough as shit when you stick it and felt all the dust residue after winning a race.

>fail career on senior year Arima Kinen
>still somehow get this good parent

7* blue spark sucks but I'll take it.

>>542876091
why aren't women more modest about their armpits? are they all whores?

>>542869773 (OP)
Just popped in here to say that image is PUKE inducing

>try to heal night owl for the 4th time
>doesn't work
Tickezo...

>>542876170
everything a woman does is to get babies

>>542876170
Their pits get really stuffy if they aren't allowed ventilation...

So, when unity cup releases, what is the meta way to do scenario sparks? Do I still want URA finale on my (grand)parents, or are the scenario sparks of unity cup better? Or do I want a mix of both?

>Wake up
>Ryan thread
Nice!

date with a zoomie

why do you call rudolf luna

>>542876027
if the pink and white sparks are good, it's good enough. the blue spark is the least important one if you're already inheriting from two 3*

I am selling sweep tosho nudes

>>542869773 (OP)
>IP News
>Umamusume Cinderella Gay 2nd cour will air on 10/5

>>542876368
i'm a ryan believer, but she looks so beautiful when her hair is just an inch longer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV9WcuhMrEY
ANOTHER RICE RIKO VIDEO DROPPED

>>542876339
URA has the best scenario spark. Plus it's easier to race more for compatibility.

>>542876368
let's go to the gym bro!

>>542876420
Childhood name, if I recall.

>>542876537
So URA for legacies and unity cup for ace runs?

So from older to younger
Ramonu > Ardan > Ryan > MqQueen = Palmer > Bright > Dober
Did I get this right? I'm assuming this based on their irl counterparts, but I feel like Dober is older than McQueen in Uma... Ardan confirmed to be the second oldest after Ramonu though...

>>542876518
skipping both

I want to deflower her...

Is this NTR?

I finally have it...
After like 3+ Senior Triple Crown fails, it's finally here...
What'll I get bwos...

>>542876380
quick reminder that they will share the same room

>>542876705
no that's mambo

>>542876380
Palmer is cuter, but Helio is cute as well.
>>542876482
The game-hair is controversial, that's for sure. Hell, her look in the recent CinGray manga proved as much in an official capacity.

>>542876705
that's narita brian and el condor pasa

>>542876791
Normal Day...

>>542876632
Dober only seems older because she hangs out with older men(me) and picks up a few things

>>542876632
McQueen is the youngest in uma for whatever reason but he, Ryan, and Palmer was born in '87.

>>542876674
I bet her tail smells nice

>>542876518
Before watching this I know the Natie SSR has a rerun in the future so I dunno why people are sweating so much over this

Digitan LOVE

>>542876916
This image is evil

I noticed that you haven't been doing your daily Urara runs, anon.

>>542876995
i've said this before but if any uma were to secretly have a cute 4 inch penis it would be digitan

>>542876726
Rice dupe

>>542876518
I'm simply not pulling until Kitasan rerun

>>542876763
why does ryan have a pirate hook yes im this dumb

>>542874321
Umas are elfs. They hit 17 and stop aging. Maruzensky is only 30 on paper. Shes still in school because Tracen is a psyop to keep the Umas in line. The government knows Uma Musume are the superior creature, and now that humanity doesn't use them in physical labor, they have to keep them occupied. Director Akikawa is an Uma working on the inside. She's trying to use Tracen and the URA to manipulate world leaders. She's been building a paramilitary force, only having to use it once to protect the students from the public. It wont be long before she makes her grand entrance on the global stage. The world isn't ready for it yet

>>542876518
Latebros...?

>>542877078
How about you debut in game as an uma modeled after your real self so we dont have to fucking claw and scrape just to get circle compatibility on your daughter then

>>542877204
It's a clothes hanger anon...

fuck you too hag

>>542877364
FAT
A
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>>542877204
>yes im this dumb
At least you're being forward about it.

>>542876995
Why is Digitan creeping on Curren Chan’s dad/Chrono’s grandpa?

>>542877364
fatassssss

>>542877262
>Umas as a target of the SCP Foundation
I'm for it

>>542877278
Dober's unique looks way better than On Your Left ngl, you also get to train a sexy mare

I can't decide what to run
What skills are useless/useful this cm? I feel like there's not much to work with

>>542877278
>meta front cards
>god tier, can be used in every build
>meta pace cards
>god tier, can be used in every build
>meta late cards
>meme tier gambling cards
>meta end cards
>*crickets*

>>542877081
mmmmmmm
nyo

>>542877392
>>542877321
see i shouldve figured based on the base of it

>>542876170
because the artists that draw them are men trying to illicit sexual arousal in other men

>>542876841
>>542877083
All that for a fat fuck I already have
I can't even 4 star her yet...
I was really hoping for Maru or Rudolph though... or Opera...

>>542876518
OK i'll bite and listen to a brown person talking

If Seiun is strong for her unique but you can just borrow her unique why cant you just borrow SMaru's unique as well

>>542877494
Would Tosen rape her trainer

>>542877364
Welcome to the fatass club

>>542877506
what am i looking at
>>542877538
are they gay?

>>542876626
I think that's the plan.

>>542877621
Think before speaking

You and which Uma?

>>542877429
They have some history together

>>542877634
yes, and if you get aroused that means you are gay too.

>>542877771
Thinking too long will get me raped

>>542876518
>you need every meta at MLB
>you need her atleast 3LB but MLB is mandatory
>you will pull Riko and Rice banner even if you pull on Nice Nature banner
>Nice Nature card is not good for late surgers because On your Left isn't buffed yet and Mejiro Dober is better investment

so what did we learn this cancer cup?

>>542877504
Yeah, it's sad what card with EndCloser perks are trash. The first meta endcloser card comes into game in 2025 jp, lmao. It's called DreamJourney.

>>542877801
what determines us-bred/foreign-bred or whatever? i thought all horses had to be born in japan to compete in japan

>>542877886
are these all goals you have to meet? or separate use cases, because isnt fine motion the best wit card to have at the moment?

>>542875337
You're supposed to jerk off while moaning your trainee's name when that happens.

>>542878010
separate

>had to pity sejun sky
>had to pity maru
>had to save 60K in case i pity Xmas ougri and v bourbon
>that mean no riko pull
should i just slack during 2nd scenario or kepp doing ura finale ?

>>542877912
groundwork is a gaslight

The propaganda is getting to me… I’m starting to think Special Week is cute…..

>>542877998
a foreign-bred horse is a horse that was bred in a foreign country
>i thought all horses had to be born in japan to compete in japan
no, but a lot of races used to exclude foreign-bred horses.

>>542877886
Thanks but as f2p I'm content with my mlb Kitasan and Creek. I will skip NN for the new umas.

>>542878225
just pay 20$ for holiday oguri

>>542878281
She's always been cute

Dear Lord, please bless me with good parents with my borrows this coming reset. Amen.

>>542878245
I think I matched with you once

Thoughts on this official uma feet?@

Why do other people get Opera O while I remain Opera-less?

>>542878281
Special Wife...

>>542878379
isnt ticket like 3 month after her banner ?

>>542877494
gyaru... need...
>same banner as Kitasan
AIIIEEEE

>>542878430
Look at that cool gal!

>>542876518
Ok I did, he's not completely wrong, but he misses the fact that we got the carat increase and all the next banners for like 6 months or so aren't really great.
Unless you're unlucky enough to have to spark xoguri, you'll get more than 100k carats in time for the next good banner.

>

>>542876420
racehorses arent given their official names immediately, so until then they have nicknames
in rudolf's case he was called luna

>>542878313
what does foreign bred mean? i'm assuming it means something different from foreign born (defined by me as being birthed outside of japan)

>>542877886
>MLB Kita
>LB1 FM
>LB2 Creek (lb3 with ticket)

>200-300 pulls for NN (+ the dupe crystal if needed)
>Skip Dober banner
>Skip Xmas Oguri banner
>Pull on all-uma banner, 100 free pulls + 35 tickets meaning i only have to spend 65 pulls for a spark
>Spark Dober, Paypig Oguri from the ticket
I think i'll go with this

>>542878281
she's also racist, just like you and me

>>542877504
That Speed Pasa has encroaching shadow, right?

>>542878281
she's cute, but so is literally every other uma in the game. why settle for a 7/10 when there are 9/10s everywhere?

>>542876903
>for whatever reason
The same reason Vodka Scarlet haven't debuted yet and somehow Golshi is Spe's senior and Spe is Teio's senior

>>542878690
I'm not racist...

>>542877801
Kurofune playable in uma never ever

>>542878656
all in one let you spark anyone you want ?

>>542878752
hello sakura chiyono o can you answer my question

>>542878642
conceived in a foreign country. so it basically means foreign born, except if you import a pregnant mare from a foreign country, the foal that it gives birth to is still foreign bred.

>>542877504
Isn't Mr CB the end closer card?

>>542878790
yes

I don't think I have ever had so many skills activate
Granted most are useless but it was funny to see

>>542878642
>i'm assuming it means something different from foreign born
no, it means exactly that

>>542877504
>meta end cards
>gives you Groundwork for free
Gorudo tier

>>542877912
Stop assuming people won't do something because it's 'hard' saw plenty of S mile Falcons with groundwork

Rice my beloved

>>542878834
i see. so the restrictions on foreign bred are more lax than foreign born, right?
>>542878885
why not just say foreign born then

>>542877886
What a retard. Anyone with a brain knows rolling on the rerun is better. He's assuming NN rollers will roll on the first.

>>542878948
>can't use multiple spoiler tags within the same word
Lame 4cuck

>>542878415
did you beat my groundlet ass silly

>>542878885
>"I looked at 60 horses, but this one I liked the most"
He's just like me

>>542879067
Fatty...

>>542878786
Fat Fuck Kaneko will get hit by lightning in 7 days and the new owner will give the go ahead to Cygames
trust

>train 20 nice natures
>always get speed cap with 3 speed cards
>train summer saggers
>same card setup
>even has 15% gain on speed
>barely even get to 1000 speed
and no, they both use 18* stamina

>>542879065
do you remember matching against a suzuka+sky+grass?

>>542871590
Oguri Arab

>>542877886
If you have MLB Kita, Creek, FM you have good wit cards.

>>542879067
Type shi desuwa~

>>542876705
te amo Mambinho jajaja

>>542879067
>bigger ass and thighs
Allah wills it

Imagine the smell

>go to check mambo leader's title to make fun of him
>he's actually platinum

well well well 4chan "sweat" clubs, I hope you can measure up... to mambo.
*posts TM Opera O stamp in the thread*

>>542878865
Yes.

>>542878656
Nice Nature most definitely is not a must pull and considering it is ideal to get her to MLB due to the race bonus 15%. I don't know why does his own doc refer Nice Nature as dolphin when he is calling it a whale card multiple times. He is also saying if you don't have any good wit cards you could consider rolling on her banner due to being the 2nd best wit card, but even then recommends to roll Riko/Rice anyways.
You definitely should not pull Nice Nature unless your deck is in decent shape, you don't care too much about late surgers(even if On Your Left is good, but currently gamble skill since not buffed yet) or you want to compete harder in CMs where Riko/Rice can help during the period of Unity Cup(Aoharu).
>>542879056
He does mention that it's kinda bad as you ideally want her atleast 3LB, but MLB being the best as otherwise you're missing the race bonus which is very nice for MANT. Thus you are making it not so worth a while since she shines at MLB, but rerun is later so missing out on Aoharu period. Rerun banner of Nice Nature also shares the time period with Fine Motion just a little bit afterwards so you could pull on that instead as it's a better card and used for longer period of time.
>>542879208
Fine Motion is the best and if you have the SR wit cards in alright shape, Nice Nature definitely falls off in terms of how good it can be.

>Watching Road to the Top
>Curren watches Ayame go full schizo
>Current says "I have one more day to save her before she breaks down"
>She doesn't do anything after that
What the fuck Curren-chan.

>>542879312
Leave danchou alone

>>542878489
a month
oguri 11 january
ticket 12 february

Are end closer bad this cm?

>>542879312
I got second in Cancer though

>>542879189
i don't remember bwo

>>542870745
>You're making the assumption that there are enough debuffers to reduce your umas stamina by 64%
Debuffs are HP, not stamina effects. It's actually assuming one Natie and one Wedding Mayano landing all the usual debuffs (-14%).

Holy shit.

>45 borrows left until CM4
I'm not ready

>>542879395
That's what i was thinking, what the fuck was that scene about
Did the writers just forget to follow up on it or what

How do I cope with failing gourmand on a borrowed run

>>542876518
Im skipping all the witcards until 2027 / 2028 and just grab the Daiwa Scarlet or Rudolf card.

>>542879509
bro I think we have dementia...

>>542879312
>90m fans
Danchou? More like leechou.

>>542878547
>still over 2 months to go

>>542879395
yea but she didn't break down thoughbeit

AIEEE, DON'T MAKE ME BUY SKILLS BEFORE CAREER ENDS

>CM is over
>now start preparing for CM
ok im starting to get tired boss

>>542878885
More like Cunnymede Farm uoh

How does Gormand even work. What are they eating midrace and why is it allowed?

>>542879769
>they still haven't buffed the borrow limit with the faster schedule
absolute dogshit

>>542877504
ayabe

>>542877504
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30206-vivlos
Isnt this card better than those 2? No need to chase if unlucky with the free pull...

>>542879769
This accelerated pace with these subpar rewards is making me burn out fast

>>542879054
>why not just say foreign born then
because there are cases where a horse is foreign-bred but born on Japanese soil (Maruzensky) and a distinction is needed/useful

i need 5k more carats to a spark
just in time for digitang

>>542879769
at least on jp you have downtime to make stadium (TT) umas or just chill. Gaijins are kept on the endless hamster wheel

>>542879126
I wish. Then we’d finally have Pui too

>>542879610
I know anon, that was a typo and I said later on that one perfect debut is around 150hp

What's important is that if you're building 2 debuffers you can't run a front. Why? Even if opponent gasses they'll trigger Seiun before you, since your only ace is bakushin'd you're gonna eat shit. There will be a billion people in the finals running s.maru debuff into their graves

>borrow run
>hit stat requirements
>great run overall
>SSR card is AGEMASEN
What the fuck do I do with this run now. Not even a high stam can save my pace without a 2nd gold recovery

>>542877912
Don't try to build a front since I can't compete with what everyone else has in the A&S lottery since I'm a Kitalet and can't get enough power/wit

dirt umas do anal

which way, /uma/?

>>542880170
>just chill
aieee there's too much game to play... please cygames-sama, i beg you, give us more nothing to do...

Are you having fun, anon?

>>542880250
+Makween

>>542880239
Whats the stam you got at the end?

>win tenno sho spring one and half more times
or
>use 300 clovers for 3 sashes straight up
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>542880269
last thing i need is another wit card

>>542879067
such a cute artist, so many more images of this kinda topic as well!
>>542879179
WHAT A GOOD DOG!

>>542879171
Are you me?

>>542880170
The fact that Aoharu is dropping right in the middle of cm4 is gonna be hilarious. People will have to update their TT teams as well.

>>542880250
>my wife is dual purpose
now what?

>>542880269
I'll wait for Kitasan reroll, until then i'm going full umas

>>542880283
this but unironically

>>542880337
919

>>542880428
You fell for it, bro.

>>542880292
Kind of. I really want some more scenarios though. Especially everything past MANT.

>>542880402
I've been using autoselect to bounce class 6 and 5 weekly. No one cares about that mode.

>>542869773 (OP)
>first spe run
>
So this is the power... of spechud...

>>542880292
Yes but I want more

>>542880330
almond wife

>>542880269
Nice Nature because I hate rice shower.

its really interesting that despite this game being super old, people still struggle to find out the right way to play it. between translating information that's out of date and the completely impervious ingame description of abilities the entire thing is gaslight bait. i love it.

Which horse is the best for me if I'm into netorare (the genre)?
Narita Top isn't hot at all

>>542880513
gentle wouldnt murder me...

>>542871975
So the point he was making is that Witgod's Rikoless method is not F2P-friendly and not about whether Witgod is F2P or not, is this correct?

542880605
Literally no one asked.

>>542880657
NTR

>>542880657
gold city

>>542880269
I'm going left as Rice/Riko banner just seems too suspicious to me. I'll try out the new career while borrowing Riko and do daily pulls as I always try my luck at getting SRs uncaps. I'll have to see how the career feels with Riko and without her and I'm delaying my pulls on Nice Nature anyways due to daily pulls potentially giving a SSR copy, making spark a little bit cheaper and in case you end up being extremely lucky which would make pulling immediately kind of a waste.

Nice Nature to me from what I've heard and read just seems something I'd rather want. Will rethink before pulling as always, but I am quite sure I'll be pulling for her.

>>542880657
Shart Falcon

>>542872038
Damn sounds like he BTFO Witfraud in a cool and calculated manner

Just do your best

>>542880605
Game is old, most players are new (genshin babies)

>>542880510
Sooner or later I'll experience bouncing from class 6 to 5 as well since Im not pulling for cards until 2027. For now I'll enjoy getting as much class 6 carats before my f2p ass cant do it anymore and just bounce around inbetween

>had 40 coins
>4 8th prizes in a row
I'm going fucking insane
Last event I had to pity EVERY SINGLE CARD

>>542878992
funny that you've mentioned, I've resigned to my fate when I saw a falco. Somehow my last minute bakushin was able to win the early, lost mid by a few lengths then somehow overtook falco and blocked her just enough time for my other horse to catch up

>>542880657
Any of the gyarus.

maya's first alt should had been a summer bikini

From an earlier thread
>witgot won CM3
>>542843082
>turns out running 15+ races and having high wit to proc every skill will win games
it's important to note his stats. It's not just a 'hurr durr max wit = win," if his wit were 500 it would still be a competitive build, just borderline on power. What makes it work is nearly max speed, nearly A-tier power, and enough stam/guts to power through debuffers. Only when you've met those thresholds can the advantage front runners enjoy with high wit take off.

>>542880865
Please don't look at me like that RIce, I am harmless

>>542880657
Real answer? King Halo
Another torena trains her for her sole Takamatsunomiya Kinen while you train some other uma in that same race and have to watch her win a G1 under that torena's guidance, something she's never won with you even after all those years together

>>542880667
No, the point is he's a seething faggot making up strawmans. RikoRice is bait for f2ps.

>>542880865
It's not that small, is it?

>>542880269
in classic Golshi fashion, I'm doing neither. I'm holding until New Year's, and if the 20k carats/monnth is real, I'll have enough to spark Kitasan, get her to 3lb/mlb (if I'm very lucky), and also spark the all-uma banner in February.
I also might paypig XOguri, I FUCKING NEED MORE UMAS

>>542880657
Taishin hates you

>>542880776
What the hell? Stop being nice and logical to me!

>>542880859
i love hebes

>>542880269
skip both
not rolling for cards until they become good at 0-1 LB

>>542880269
Neither, I'm pulling on the Kitasan rerun because I'm a Kitalet and the Christmas banner for Biwa

>>542880428
that + one gold recovery should be fine. This isn't Tenno Sho, after all. You don't need 1000 stamina + 2-3 golds.

What if Grass Wonder sat in my face

>>542880269
Why is this a choice?

>>542880837
sex with helios
sex sex sex with palmer
and the new one

let's play the game
what is the censors problem this time?

>>542879749
Holy, what's this card?

HAHAHAHAHAHA
AN ENTIRE CAREER WITH NO SUPPORT FINISHING THEIR SHIT

>>542881250
It would be extremely painful

>>542872038
>he pre watched it
Lol, guess losing dramatically on stream twice was too much for his ego that he just had to peek.

>>542871975
At least photoshop cards from game not from third party site. too low quality bait

>>542880605
it's also because with the explosion that is global, the game has become a crucible for new strategies and testing them out. Falco was used as a blocker in JP, but here the only things that could consistently beat her were a well-built Sky, even late-surgers were gamba.
To their credit some JP players said in their Cancer videos that Falco was going to be very, very strong.

>>542881393
Pot aka weed I guess

>>542879067
dont worry suzuka ill buy you new tights!!!

>>542880776
the thumbnail makes it look like a no ears edit

>>542881486
Ace Falcon started in Korea and was used in every other server.

I won all 3 CMs so far, full f2p
I think I was born for this

>>542880667
I think WITguy is correct, since F2P rerollers should have a deck resembling like on the left and just borrow Riko.
The rest of the f2p that didnt reroll, good luck out there and just gut it out for El Pasa card instead of Kitasan
I dont have an opinion on the deck on the right, I know Biko, Cafe, Sweep are strong, not sure about the other 3

>>542872038
>witgod is ashamed of his accent making things hard for global players
>shameless seanig tries to MAINTAIN APPEARANCES

>>542880605
It reminds me of ol' days where people read gamefaqs or hear rumors by the mouth

>>542881513
Which uma would be the best to get high with?

>>542871975
Let's be honest, if that Kawakami Princess card was a Kitasan card instead so many fewer people would be complaining about this

>>542881747
Transcend and Nakayama Festa

>>542871975
So i can just use the left deck and borrow Riko instead of pulling for her, got it

Is it just me or has this increased daily race event lasted a lot longer than usual

>>542881734
why does she have yogurt on her breasts?

cute art

What the fuck they actually talk between them? I thought they just said random stuff
That's pretty cool

i don't like CM4 because i can't use curren chang

>>542879936
It releases 2 years later bwo....

Should I...?

>>542882140
Perish the thought.

This isn't swimsuit Maruzensky what the helll

>Danchou still using his Gemini title
Not a good look...

>>542881486
The idea that JP didn't realize Dumb Falcon could be used as an ace is ridiculous. Using her as a blocker was from them, they knew she was good. They simply did not have the time nor the tools to actually test shit out because lobbies didn't exist yet. KR meta is just "thing JP did but make it sweater". Front Pasa and Ace Falcon are all from korea and it's just the JP meta except they had the time and foresight to pump ut pink sparks.

>>542881928
Some umas have dialogues with each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVlKKN-zt4

>tachyon mood down events also give you 25+ stats
What the fuck with this favoritism

>>542882106
I got no choice being f2p but to endure i cant pull like everyone else

>Grass locking the fuck in just to steal the win from her own teammate who blocked the other fronts
t-thanks grass

>>542872038
You had one fucking job, Mashiro and nameless guy who probably landed in 7th, 7th and 9th.

>>542882176
o-ok...

>>542881954
Someone brought this to CM3, you can make Curren work in CM4 if you try hard enough! #BelieveInCurren

I love how many people saved this and reposted it throughout the rest of CM3, you guys are great

>>542880987
He was seething, yes, but why is Riko a bait?

>new day
alright enough CM celebration time to put my mayano top gun fan club title back on

I'm so glad i got Spe for free, i didn't want to waste money on this

>>542871590
Yamamoto Nature

>have been trying to keep my RP always ticking, but also save up to have 4 RP before reset with the timer only 1-2 minutes left so I can snatch up shoe donations
>sometimes slip up and end up having to do a reset
>just realized I can pre-spend 1 RP before reset so it still counts the TT run as after reset
MICRO OPTIMIZATIONS GO

>>542880657
Daiwa Scarlet is my horse waifu because she reminds me of one of my favorite NTR doujins

>>542882376
Money on Spe is never wasted

is this a decent frontrunner grandparent bros?

advertising plummeting

>>542882304
i have my own 6* med parent... i think i can make it work...

Chat i did it , finally got double circle on this shitty hag

>>542880269
cheeky 10 rolls each

>>542882581
erm thats technically nts bro..

>>542882562
Yes. I play for the girl's story, not for the cards that can jumpscare my run

>>542882598
>no greens
maybe if you can make it up elsewhere

Haven't seen any Cancer Platinums in TT. Where are they hiding.

Whats the best kind of support deck to use when making a parent?

>>542882562
>full MLB SSR deck
Is that even possible without pigging on year 1

>>542878245
Groundwork don't work that well on longer races. Mid race is so long, as long as you have enough mid race skills, you can pass everyone else. It's a nice bonus if you have summer/right/firm greens + concentration, but if you're taking random ass greens like target to proc it, then it stops being worth it.

>>542882562
I can't be motivated to be strong unless it's for my favorites

>>542882225
In exchange she got 7 different mood down events compared to most uma who usually only have 4.

>>542882728
Whatever gets you consistent wins but hint maxes on good skills for the style you are training for.