Thread 718101068

https://www.bing.com/images/create
https://uma.chatgpt.com/explore
https://labs.google/fx/tools/image-fx (certain countries only)

https://invideo.io/make/ai-video-generator/
https://nim.video/explore
https://app.pixverse.ai/home
https://hailuoai.video/create
https://www.klingai.com/
https://www.vidu.com/create/img2video

first.

>>718101068 (OP)
How do I make a good pvp honse

janny janny
eating hotpockets?

>>718101182
staminamaxxing

Umad Umad Umad Umad Umad Umad Umad Umad
JAAAAANNY YOU'RE A FAG

>>718101182
Make on that's good and one that's a debuffer. I wish there was a skill that boxes in other horses.

>>718101241
>no sound

I love technology

>>718101068 (OP)
Ok now I'm getting fucking mad, the thread was being fun as fuck and helpful

JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
JANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY, JANNIE

why in the actual FUCK was a thread reaching bump limit pruned

>>718101241
gorshi is umazing....

>>718101357
Just go into other threads and make them what you want them to be about instead. That's what I do.

>>718101457
there is at least one janny who hates horse girls to an unreasonable degree

>>718101457
Happens basically every day in the same fashion
I don't know what's the endgame of doing that

>>718101457
same reason they delete uma threads that are 590 posts and at page 9

>>718101216
Maggie seems to have a lot more expertise and knowledge than Acacia.

but acacia is way way way hotter.

Look at those AI Generated honses names

>>718101761
Uh oh someone is upset, guess I better make another thread

>>718101761
neigh

>>718101803
Coolest roster yet

>>718101803
Levitating will reach the sky.

>>718101803
Stanley Cat made me laugh more than it had any right to

>>718101803
rock concert is totally the kind of name I expect to see on the NPC horses

>made up 8 lengths in stretch on Debut
GodDAMN

>>718102040
it pulled some sick nimble navigator play too

>30% of my horses have 1* guts sparks
This game is rigged. Rigged, I say!

Rock Concert refuses to get in

https://youtu.be/ixh-p7ximVo

Nature, we are going to learn 1st place dances today.

>>718102239
what if i told you its working as intended?

>>718101910
nice pick on 6-1 odds!

>>718101357
Can't have that.

LEVITATING TO THE FINISH LINE

>>718102505
NICE TRY, RILEY!

>>718101216
To be honest, this brown mud is starting to look a bit base in my eyes in comparison to the beautiful green turf...

>>718101068 (OP)
since when did we start doing this? it's funny

golshi mode golshi undefeated through all career goals.

will she win the ura?

>>718102753
It all started because of a TM Opera O poster who had enough of jannie tyranny...

>>718101068 (OP)
I love Wife Shower even when she's mad

>>718102819
LOL right after i say that she fails a 6% training!

my glorious queen, el condor pasa.

trainer basically saying he bought wet conditions double circle for his honse

>>718102819
>>718102916
I had a great run yesterday. Then she just imploded in the URA semi finals. Guess I failed the general stat checks, since my guts was pretty low.

>>718102916
reminder that the real Gold Ship could understand speech and did things to make people upset on purpose.. she saw your posts bro

>it's another sad 4-horse race
What a bunch of quitters

>AI forgot to generate Jockeys for most of the honses
Sad gen

>>718103128
Names bro

>>718103198
Gonna give it to the Brits

>>718103198
>Steadfast Resolve gave up

>>718103198
>Fredo
How low are your expectations for your horse that you name it Fredo?

>>718103198
Hedging is for faggots, my money's on Final Denile.

>>718102938
They got told the Trainer was the race prize

>>718103198
At least all 4 racing names are amusing
I'm going with Risk The Hedgehog

>>718103198
>tfw too enlightened to race
Going with Mo Kressa

>>718103198
The rules say that they're going to have to take jockeys from the crowd.
>burger race
Oh no... poor horses...

>>718102390
I could practice for years and still not get this
Japanese middle-age men built different

>>718102753
Since jannies started deleted video game threads to make room for god knows what.

>>718103198
Why don't they just run Fredo without a jockey?

AYOOOOO SHIETTTT

>>718102916
>fail 4% training
>twice
hurts like a bitch

>>718103498
You should have seen Hayao, a 41 year old japanese salaryman, do a full split during a match at EVO last year

>>718103450
So you can just get on the horse and go?

>>718101068 (OP)
>frequent the /v/hu threads
>jannies shut them down to the point where we had to disguise the threads
>frequent the uma threads
>jannies shut them down to the point where we had to disguise the threads
I'm sorry anons, it's my bad luck.

>founded by a Belmont
Could a horse use vampire killer?

AYOOOOO FUCK JANNIES

>>718103615
Bro, I was there.

anyone got a club?
429570367632
i was gonna join the one last thread but when i went to accept the invite it was already full

uh oh brony janny is awake

JANNIES IFFY UH
UMAS GOTEM SEETHIN UH

>>718103725
based

AYOOOOO SHIETTTT FUCK DEM SNOYS

>be american
>don't race

>>718103498
you can do this after practicing and stretching for a month

>>718103698
They're the Rondo of Blood horses trained to get to the Castle and not get scared even of Death

>>718101182
Here's my attempt. If her wits activate she could help Natie against enemy golships

>>718103907
why more guts than wit?

>>718103881
not watching but isn't the turf currently absolute shit?
kinda stupid to send your income maker to die in the track.

3 horse field. place show bets on every horse!

This general isn't recognizable anymore. Fuck every single one of you. Niggario is our king

Post link to irl horse races, I want to see

good luck with the jannies horsefags
t. project moon fan who remembers the cultural phenomenon era

>>718104052
look at the first posts in the thread

>>718104052
>>718101216

>>718104079
thanks fren we will never surrender

>>718104079
If jannies want a war, then a war is what they'll get. I'll never let down.

>>718103881
There's only 3 now

>>718103498
That guy's a professional dancer/choreographer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFiNdkt5634

>>718104079
Lob corp is still cool. Everything after that is faggotry.

>One of the 4 horses, Mo Kreesa scratched during warmup
LMAO

>>718103725
Why are there so many Hololive fans there

>>718104004
yeah they took all the turf races off the turf, and the dirt is sloppy.

>>718103198
>Flat On
No, flat off.

I just want to know what Belno does on her day off

>>718104207
if you bet on that horse and it quits before the race, do you get your money back or "lol lmao"

>>718104278
Based on that image? She looks like she works as a street walker.

>>718104218
https://youtube.com/shorts/xEmbBaDSNeU?si=HGmt-SROdJD8NqWI
Ever seen a grey horse roll in a mud?

>>718104148
Delete this.

>>718104213
A SF6 player called UMA won a tourney with an Ookami Mio hoodie, you can figure out the rest from there. I think he also said he was going to supacha some of the prize away to her.

>>718104213
It just turned out that the first row had a group of Hololive fans/cosplayers. I was cosplaying as Yukari from Touhou Project because of the Touhou Hisoutensoku tournament, but I'm not sure about the Hololive fans. Maybe there was an Idol Showdown side tournament?

don't know why niggario is throwing a melty over here.
If he gets too annoying reminder that you can add a file dimension filter to any 4chan extension's filter panel.
>i don't have one
You really should. This place is awful without good extensions to hide wanna be personalities.

>>718104427
Terrible behavior

>>718104427
Oh yeah I remember him. He got her to do a rerun on the hoodie which was great

>>718104218
Hoping it gets moar peeps into horse racing I keep wanting to make a horse gen in sp or something but dunno who else watches :/

>>718104218
why did they cancel the turf race?
is it not good for racing after or something?

>>718104684
it rained so it was uneven and muddy
send the horses there and it would have resulted in at least one casualty

>>718104278
Me

>>718104684
Synthetic tracks aren't typically affected by rain but there are exceptions desu

>>718104684
Don't know the official reason but turf during heavy rain is uneven and running on it tears it up like crazy.

>>718104382
That's a dog

>>718104278
She helps Autist Cap function.

Congrats on third place, Risk the Hedgehog
fuckin brits

YESSSSSSSSSSS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I PUT THE KIDS COLLEGE FUND ON THIS NIGGA I'M SET FOR LIFE
I'LL SEE YOU BITCHES POSTING FROM MY YACHT

WITCHADS

>>718104993
it was a 2.5 payout

>>718104993
I usually watch UK|French an such in the mornings :3 the ascot was fun though|outside of the injuries

>>718104278
stamina training with me

>horse owner telling the interviewer that Brit's Wit basically went on its own training arc offscreen
lmao

>>718104406
Surely the're nothing wrong with the picture

GOOD GEN

Is this the last race today?

Go La Cara!

>>718105458
Going all in on Blue Pill

I don't like how they whip the horses, but I guess it must be done?

>>718105458
>>718105476
>Blue Pill
lmao
let's go Prince of Dance

>>718105509
Anon...

>>718105458
What did K J do?

>>718105458
Voting for solo dancing because of girl jockey.

>>718104474
You still have that little style comparison image w/the original source pic?

>>718105561
he shot JFK

>>718105458
>>718105476
Yoheda Money Maker

>>718105476
Blame it on K J

?

>>718105518
it doesn't actually hurt them

>>718105721
Weird horse you got there

>>718105757
it doesn't?

>>718105769
She is a celestial one

>>718105458
>>718105476
>Blame it on KJ
Kil'jaden is a bitch ass motherfucker and I'm rooting for the horse that calls him out

>>718105769
Uma and slopify her.

>>718103989
I brought guts support.

>>718105518
it doesn't have a lash you pussy
it's more of a communicative tool that doesn't hurt them
gives them cues to turn a certain direction or remind them to keep going forward based on how they were trained around it

>>718105757
Don't they get fined for excessive whipping?

>>718105913
Should the rider hit 4 times or more they and the horse will be DQ'd they don't play anymore

Huh, so this is what they meant by flat racing

>>718103989
Guts is based, duh.

I don't have enough materials to pot 5 Golshi or Nice Nature. This Champion's Meet is already over for me.

>>718105518
They don't whip the horses that much. Mostly to signal to the horse to go faster they whip the air by their head to make a noise

>>718105913
Yup, six times is the limit

>central banker
oy neigh

Sovereignty after the win the rider hit 8 times, was docked 20% of winnings after derby

>>718106096
I tried watching races with jumps and while it's not bad by the end half of more of the horses are unmounted.

>>718106083
>be horse
>get DQ'd because your rider is a fucking asshole

We have to share now?

>>718106176
That's hilarious the tracks probably love that rule

>>718106083
I don't think they DQ the horse do they? They fine the shit out of the jockey and suspend them though

>>718106096
holy moly her body is so sexual

>>718105902
>>718106151
I suppose my perception of that tool has been warped by being turned for BDSM usage

Mongol Derby spinoff when?
>The Mongol Derby is an equestrian endurance race. It extends 1,000 kilometres (620 mi) through the Mongolian Steppe and is the world's longest horse race.

>>718106315
If a horse or rider violate the rules to affect an outcome yes.

>>718106432
>It extends 1,000 kilometres (620 mi) through the Mongolian Steppe and is the world's longest horse race.
Do they do it over the course of three weeks or something?

>>718105954
Not bad

>>718106510
Ten days but they switch horses every 40km

>>718106270
Only the name, sloppers already have enough venues to dump their slop on

>>718106096
Weird ass hand

>>718106432
That sounds awesome I know the dubai tracks are pretty long and also steeplechase but didn't know they had enduro owo

>>718106432
Camping/road trip mode.

>>718106510
It's over 10 days according to Wikipedia

This should not be a thing.
Fuck you Cygames.

>>718106510
How many Swinging Maestros is that?

>>718106651
lol

>>718106432
>ywn form an unbreakable bond with a horse culminating into an incredible 1000 kilometer race through the Mongolian Steppe together

>>718106570
When is it? Never seen I dun think if I had I dont remember

>>718106432
>steppe umas
god please

Seriously though, what can actually be done about the janny situation?
This is bullshit. Nothing about this is anything like the brony shit 15 years ago yet we keep getting treated like them despite the game being an actual phenomenon.

>The only uma flatter than Suzuka is fucking Nishino Flower
Daaaaaamn

>>718106570
That's... 50 horses in total?
>Some asshole is running 50 Evil Natures

>>718106432
imagine

>>718106849
25

>>718106796
Only thing that could possibly fix it is Gook Moot deciding to actually do his job as owner and firing everyone on the moderation team. Short of a fresh start nothing is going to change.

>>718106432
>Bakushin wants to run this
How do you plan to lie in a convincing manner Torena-san?

>>718106943
Divert her attention to an even LONGER race

I don't care about the Mongols.

>>718106914
How did I manage to fuck up this badly
I'm going senile already

>>718106849
You'd be suprised how unoptimized horses are for stamina, or more how optimized humans are for it. A good horse can move 50km in a day with dedicated rests. An average joe can easily hike 70-80km in a day, well trained humans can run those 50km in 3-4 hours.

>>718106796
Make threads that are vague game related questions with an image of a horse attached. Like how the /an/ and /ck/ threads work. Or become like vidya butts guy in retaliation

I need to see some builds for the CM thing, I don't know what I'm doing. My Nature can't even win her career if I'm only investing on Wit and debuffs

EZ DO DANCE

>>718106901
Adorbs.

Well prince of dance won unfortunate for k j

Fun races, even the 3 horse race
Looking forward to Saturday Alabama Stakes watch party

>>718107331
There's more races tomorrow too

>>718107196
Invest in speed early, then switch to wit. She simply bullies the other runners then crashes out.

Real horse racing is... kinda fun actually

Thoughts on Air Groove?

>>718107389
>whole ass week of horse racing
Goddamn

Why do these girls get all these girl seems kinda sexist

>>718107435
I can appreciate confident hags. She's not that big, though.

>>718107331
>>718107389
It seems a reasonably good race as well

>>718107435
Cute and will have an event soon in like 3 weeks

>>718107508
I swear to god if Out Too Late gets a late start

>>718107435
big boobs big hips big tongue
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqaLZyarlc&pp=ygUQbGlja3kgYWlyIGdyb292ZQ%3D%3D

>>718107504
girl Exclusive races*

>>718107508
>DONTLOOKBACKATALL

>>718107435
I hope her event gives me a reason on why she should be a good wife because right now I kinda just see her as grumpy and no fun allowed

>>718107435
shes my best spark honse currently
i appreciate her

>>718107567
He's 30-1, I don't think the late start is an issue. Must have invested in Focus/Concentration skill.

>>718107409
What about Power and Stamina?

>>718103907
This is probably my best long horse

>>718107728
This one is also pretty similar.

I wonder if I should just use 3 stam cards and try to cap stam before speed.

how do i get better at prompting anime girls that dont look so generic
i told dall-e to not make it generic its still generic this fucking dumfuck holy

>>718107726
Use strong stamina sparks, you get power from training speed.

>>718107797
tell it to add horse ears and tail

>>718107508
The Future is Now!
I like Little Pranksters too, though.

>>718107508
Future is now because he has a promising career and I want to see that continue

>>718107715
I'm not sure that's a he given the rest of the roster

>>718107508
>Ellen Jay
Hmmmmm.

>>718107435
Her story was fun, the few times she shows her dere side and gets flustered about it were great, her story had more meat than most, how she progressively begins to accept and rely on her trainer made her shoot up in the rankings for me

>>718107435
Not too fond of her voice, but she cute

>>718107508
What does MTO mean

>>718108224
made to order

>>718107508
Impressive. One man and two Umas at the same time.

>>718108224
Main Track Only desu

>>718107505
Still on the big side, actually

>>718108639
this game has so many cows

Fuck you Spe you stupid fat BITCH

>>718108639
w-woah Bakushin's bakushins aren't that bad

>>718108639
top is big
bottom small?

>>718108771
I had a spe job so hard 3 goals away from the finish and her stats were amazing. I used all the continues and she couldn't make it.
Earlier that run she lost to KING HALO ON A LONG RACE. Some runs are just cursed.

>>718108639
Tomboy horse when >-@

>>718108850
do you not know what centimeters are?

>>718108881
I'm American.

>>718108860
Oh I'm doing a Gold Ship run.
I just hate Spe and beating her by a nose is poetic justice for all the times that cunt gives me Hydrate hints instead of Gourmand.

>>718108639
>Marvelous Sunday is smaller than Daiwa Scarlet
https://youtu.be/-B3gjf0sREk

>>718108639
This is such a dumb chart, since the cow with clearly one of the biggest tits is far from the top in this one.

>>718108869
Bro your Vodka
Your Mejiro Ryan

>>718108957
Scarlet is big but not Marvelous tier.

>>718108639
how is ines fujin stackier than marvelous?

Should I waste my last 1500 carrots in the smart falcon banner or in the super creek banner? You decide /v/

>>718108957
Scarlets boob size is so inconsistent despite an official measurement.

>>718109081
Okay who do I trust

>>718109026
Why the heck is spats so indusive-sp of the Tomboy species? O.o

>>718109081
it says right there in the chart that daiwa is bigger

>>718108957
Her breasts are only bigger in relation to her size. Daiwa's are huge but not for how tall she is. Sunday's tits are fucking massive given how tiny she is, which is why she was ranked so high in that one shitpost video. Same goes for Zenno Rob Roy, tiny but big tits for her size.

>>718109081
Why are her tits so big is because she's Irish?

>>718109136
Goo goo ga ga.

>>718108957
I mean, they're proportionally bigger since she's much shorter

>>718109136
super creek....

>Horse named Vodka is a mare
>Horse named Scarlet is a stallion

>>718109081
>>718108639
I'm getting mixed messages here.

>>718109295
There Japanese they probably don't even know Scarlet is a female name

>>718109295
didn't that same thing happen in overlord anime where mare was a dude?

>>718109295
Daiwa Scarlet is a mare you dumbass.

>>718109295
???
scarlet is one of the most famous mares

>>718109295
Daiwa Scarlet is a mare too

>>718109150
It doesn't. The first image tells the girl's over bust size, which tells almost nothing about their cup size. The latter actually tells how big a woman's breasts are. If the first chart would tell how big one's breasts are almost all posters on this thread would have bigger tits than any uma in the game. My over bust size (chest circumference) is 104cm. Clearly I have bigger tits than Doto, right?

284288465491
In case anyone need an MLB Super Creek card to borrow, I also have a 9* speed veteran you can borrow, will switch to a 9* stamina veteran once I get it.

>>718109295
vodka is a mare

>>718109295
>happy meek doesn't exist

>>718109384
I think the first picture is using the official measurements and the second one is cup sizes being estimated with that + height

>>718109558
>right?
yes? what of it?
please explain

>>718108639
Wait the uma are that small? That's hilarious they are 1 meter tall at max. It's like a bunch of small children running across the field. I thought horses were supposed to be bigger then humans.

>>718109585
Haha too late anon we can still backtrace your post to hack into your computer now

>>718101068 (OP)
284288465491
In case anyone need an MLB Super Creek card to borrow, I also have a 9* speed veteran you can borrow, will switch to a 9* stamina veteran once I get it.

>>718108639
>"Eat your Donuts trainer! I want you nice and plump!"

>>718109696
bait used to be believable

Why does this high school aged horse look like she's 40?

>>718109753
Nooooooooooo I don't wanna be a sumo fighter

Guess the spark

>>718109731
I'll add it once I'm home, thanks dude
I have nothing to offer other than a 0LB creek

>>718109830
Uma hags...

>>718109660
I wouldn't even fill an AA cup bra. Just because you have a wide chest doesn't mean that you have big breasts. The cup size tells you have big the breasts are, i.e. how many "cups" they would fill if you were to turn the breast mass/volume into a liquid and pour said liquid into cups. You need under bust measurements to get the actual breast (i.e. cup) size, which is not part of the traditional three B/W/H measurements. However, you can get an approximate cup size from comparing over bust size (B) to the girls waist measurement (W).

>>718109830
Tracen allows hags as students

>>718106432
Like Hidalgo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2sRtzNRDCA

>>718109859
Guts 1*

>>718109926
I remember when I was young the diablo was new ._.;

>>718109996
Or I suppose "broad chest" would be more appropriate here. Or just thick/fat torso etc.

>>718109859
GUTS

>>718109635
>Happy Meek was made as a OC uma
>Then some guy named his race horse Happy Meek
She materialized onto reality with her memetic powers to escape the time loop she's trapped in

>>718110041
>>718110076
YOU FOOLS

>>718110119
wowiee!

>>718110094
Ok but when is she getting a banner now that she's a real horse?

Holy shit, fuck off to your own boards

>>718109731
You're at max followers anon kun mind clearing a bit of space?

>>718110119
powerful...not!

>>718110016
Hidalgo in Uma when?

>>718110185
shut up bitch

>>718110185
>"Why do you come here to talk about video games on the video games board"

>>718110185
this, /v/ is for ai generated images, not videgames

>>718110185
Sorry Dall-E fag. This is what happens when Jannies delete video game threads. Maybe YOU should move to one of the many other AI generals on the site? Seeing as how AI isn't even video games.

>>718110119
#Tomboy Army

>>718108639
McQueen, why are you down there next to the children...

>>718109926
Can't stand 'em. They keep tying to groom my trainees.

>>718109845
She just wants to pamper you, no fighting required

>>718110336
FlatQueenie umyas...

It's over..............

>>718108639
>Bakushin is somehow more stacked than McQueen, Opera and Oguri

>>718110189
That can't be right, the max follower count is 1000, last I checked I have less than 100 followers.

Beta Bamboo Memory was thousand times cooler than the final design.

>>718110016
My ideal spinoff would be a Hidalgo adaptation

>>718110468
Fuck I wish I had that, this mode is fucking horrible

>>718109830
My headcanon is that Tracen has different programs and students pick and choose what they need, so the hags don't have to take high school classes just racing ones

Why is Hishi Amazon the only brown uma

>>718109830
Tracen is uma purgatory and every horse that enters gets trapped in a looping cycle.

>>718110518
This is a cool horse, when do we get her?

>>718110691
Arguably never

>>718108639
>Manhattan Café at 81cm
Impossible.

Friendly reminder witches do NOT need to eat vegetables.

Are all the Narita horses sisters? Brothers?

>>718110740
Why is she flashing her spats? Cover yourself up fool

>>718110740
what do you mean, she's not even in the japanese version yet?

>>718110267
What do they mean by this?

>>718110809
of course they dont!
they befriend them, then absorb their power!


EAT THE DAMN VEGGIES

>>718110921
pointing at people is considered very disrespectful in japan.
They are being little brats basically.

>>718110907
No, I was just being cheeky since I don't care for her final design. She was released 1.5 years after the Japanese launch of the game.

>>718110921
I don't know but it makes me feel frustrated for some reason.

>>718110837
Not related at all unless you go far back enough of course

>>718111070
I like both, but the original design is really cool. I still think she's cool, I saw her in a random support conversation and hadn't seen her before and wanted to know more

>>718110921
>>718111024
>>718111072
>Unlike Western cultures where pointing is often a casual means of indicating direction or drawing attention, in Japan, it is considered quite uncouth and even rude. This cultural nuance is amplified when it comes to women, as societal expectations place a premium on grace, subtlety, and avoiding behaviors that may be perceived as assertive or brash.

Which uma has the fattest ass

What's her name again?

>>718111283
Wumbo!

>>718111283
glittering C beam

>>718111236
It's considered quite rude here in Finland too.

>>718111283
Matitan.

>do a recreation in hopes it will clear Spe-chud's bad condition
>We start praying at the shrine
>A pigeon shits on her

Wait just a second...
When did we get new posters?

finner

>>718111283
Lederhosen

>>718111770
Janny Musume

>>718111706
Rice Shower happened to walk by.

Left or right? More speed and power are better for an end closer, right?

>>718101068 (OP)
yummy slop for retards who dont even actually talk about video games thread #793 ft. insane autism and poojeet fascination with machine learning

What I find funny about these threads is that where do all the displaced AI guys go

>>718112450
Damn bitch you're easily fooled you should apply for janny

>>718112521
They're not displaced, they have their usual general still up.

>>718112298
More of a question if Long or Medium.

>>718112607
Long

>>718112521
Squatting here.

>>718101457
https://youtu.be/NSyIzGfTEBA

>>718112450
you're in uma town mother fucker!

>>718112521
some of them are here and getting upset when nobody replies to them

>>718112656
1st will do you better at least on the 3000+ lengths. Seen so many horses run out of gas before then.

>>718112450
thanks for the cover, brother

>>718112450
>dall-e thread schizo/horsefucker crossover

This thread is like hiding a horse behind a pole

>>718112521
They have a population of like 10 autists that spend all their day proompting their brains out and also have a discord too from which they post drama all the time They'll be fine.

>>718112521
They create an off topic thread and bump it together with this one so they're always nearby to seethe at trainers occupying their territory.

>2 MLB Kitasan
>0 LB Creek
>MLB Tosho, Manhattan, Mayano, Taishin, Flash, Halo and Amazon
>3LB Tachyon, Scarlet and Marvelous
Am I safe to finally stop rolling support until the kitasan rerun or should I try to get one super creek copy

>check the star pieces on the store
>2000 friend points for 5 goldship pieces?
>600 club points for 5 scarlets?
>not bad I guess
>it's actually 2000/600 points for a single piece

>>718112673
Cute uma slop

>>718112926
what's funnier is that it fucking works

>>718112926
Depends on the horse.

>>718113114
They can't be this retarded there has to be something deeper here

>>>/trash/
Not video games.

keep using the DALL-E OPs, they'll never be able to touch you without admitting fault on their star child

>>718113451
We had a video game thread but the jannies deleted it, so we're taking shelter here.

>>718113207
You caught the attention of a schizo or a janny, that's all it is. Same thing happened to Dall-E threads.

>>718113580
>a schizo or janny
two in one -> schizo janny who happens to be a brony with a chip on his shoulder over the popular horse game

Lmao the real Dall-E thread is so dead even the schizo is posting here.

>>718113628
Wouldn't a ponyfag be happy to have a horsie game?

>>718113775
Bronies are very weird. If it's not a cartoon pony, they hate it. The girls aren't horse enough for them, and they're upset because MLP is still the laughingstock of the internet having mostly faded into irrelveancy now, whereas Uma has been pretty warmly received and is extremely popular. He was claiming that MLP left a bigger cultural impact lol.

>>718113871
what a fucking retard lmao

>>718113562
Should I watch Johnny Bravo? It was never shown on the regular channels here so I haven't seen a single episode.

>he came to check the gachathread because his thread is dead
beyond obsessed dude holy shit

>>718113871
I mean it's true. I was a teenager around that time and MLP was absolutely gigantic and it was fucking everywhere. In every online game you had teens and neckbeards spamming ponies. They had to be contained for a reason. Nowadays that containment is laughable but at the time it was kinda deserved. And that series still tops some porn charts from the sheer amount of content and pornography that got made back then.

>>718113896
You know those HUGE tires they drag? What kind of vehicle could those possibly be for?

>>718113896
>training guts
cute!!

No Dall-E posters actually care about you guys using the thread name btw, /v/hou did the same. It's the schizo falseflagging, he has been on a 2 year long melty because of the Dall-e threads.

Idk if you guys already have your own schizo but I hope you guys never have to deal with one, they never leave.

>>718114031
my custom tricycle

>>718114020
Uma Musume is still much bigger on a global scale, as is horce racing in general. It has much broader appeal than a cartoon's show for little girls. It's actually getting younger people more interested in horse racing, and is massively popular, becoming one of the highest grossing franchises in just a few years. MLP had a big impact 20ish years ago, but you don't really see bronies anymore. They've mostly been forgotten. Any impact they left is one that's only remembered to be mocked.

>>718114069
Shut up I'm enjoying this for what it is

obsessed as fuck lmao

>>718114069
>Idk if you guys already have your own schizo
Not really, no. That's unironically the telltale sign of us not having become a general.

>>718114069
The game is new so the threads are still sane. Haven't seen namefags or attention whores doing their usual bullshit yet. I know it's the fate of all games that have threads for a long time. They rot. The normal people move on, and mentally ill low functioning autists take over the thread by turning it into a festering corpse of a /vg/ thread. But we are nowhere near that point so I don't know what the jannoid's problem is.

>>718114187
I hope you don't inherit any of ours

Does skipping the races (not watching them) matter for success?

>>718114069
Dall-E bros. I got nothing against your threads, and if we end up fucking it up for you guys, I apologize ahead of time. But what's the point of a video games board where we can't even talk about a video game? So we gotta game the system a bit to expose how stupid their fucking policy is right now. It makes zero sense. I think there's room for AI threads AND video game threads, because right now the catalogue is still jam packed full off topic shit, reddit screencaps, e-celeb threads, blatant gooner threads, probably some fucking retarded frog thread too. You would think they would clean THOSE up first before deleting video game threads, but nahhh.

>>718114031
Those giant dump trucks

>>718114237
Today I lost all of the Golshi races I didn't watch and won almost all I did watch. Take that as you will.

>>718114240
he literally left his thread to monitor this one, he doesn't give a fuck

>>718113021
>MLB Tosho, Manhattan, Mayano, Taishin, Flash, Halo and Amazon
Your MLB SRs are pretty solid. It's safe for rolling support. You can just borrow Creek since you won't borrow other Stam SSR cards.

>>718110837
Narita is a crown name. They are sort of a prefix or suffix that is consistently used according to the horses owners (kind of like a brand) but it doesn't mean they're related. The Narita horses were all owned by the same person hence why they're all called Narita but don't have any relationship in the game, that's how it's usually treated unless the horses shared the same mother (like Biwa Hayahide and Brian, who are actual sisters in the Uma universe). This may be a little confusing because the Mejiro exist as a family in-universe but that's probably the big exception, I assume they got the license for most if not all of them early on and since Ryan, McQueen and Palmer competed around the same time plus with Dober and Bright being Ryan's children and having to release Ramonu eventually I can see why they went that route

>>718114330
That's how I feel with Lates and Ends but I don't know if its confirmation bias or not.

>>718114187
>>718114225
I guess thats just the inevitable end point for recurring threads.
>>718114240
Naw I don't think you guys could mess up the Dall-e thread anymore than it already is by using the name, its pretty much dead now a days majoirty of the posters have moved on or only post once a day, its basically just the schizo foaming into the void, ironically he keeps the thread alive by raging in it.

>>718114240
Not him, but you're preaching to the choir. The board is in a sorry fucking state and all jannies should be shot.
It's a little funny anytime other threads use the Dall-E name as diplomatic immunity, that's all.

>>718114031
https://great-american-adventures.com/why-are-race-horses-assigned-weights-to-carry/
>Can a team of 2 horses pull more than their combined weight?
>If those horses are working together, they can actually pull 18,000 lbs — three times the load one horse working alone can pull. It’s a great plug for the value of teamwork, and it’s the reason you’ll often see more than one horses pulling heavy loads.
So the working load could be 6,000 lbs, about 2721.5 kgs

>>718113021
Fuck man I still haven't MLBd my SRs after 250 pulls + I don't have a single copy of Eishin Flash, how the fuck does this happen?

Give me your craziest schizo theories to improve my pull luck.

>>718114745
Do them at a stable

It says a lot about the state of the site that uma threads are frequenly purged despite generally being high quality, fast and on topic yet AI,twitter screencap and culture war threads are allowed with zero issues.

>>718114745
Run 3.2 kilometers while listening to the insert song of the uma you want to pull on repeat

>>718114745
Learn the choreography for Umapyoi Legend and do a little dance between each pull.
https://youtu.be/eAkxxgEHEmg?si=4E8H1ML0rMBj5khN

>>718114745
Pray to the only Goddess, Shiraoki-sama

>>718114187
You already have one.

>>718114914
Which one?

I want to say to that anon that believed in me that I'm 99% getting promoted to class 5, only class 6 left

>>718114745
taking a bong rip right as i roll the gacha. i used to do this all of the time when i whaled on girls frontline. i stopped smoking for a long time though, so i only recently started doing that ritual on uma.
>roll for kitasan
>hit pity with no kitasan
>start smoking again
>roll for super creek
>get her in less than 60 rolls

>>718114745
a guy, who doesn't even contribute in his own threads, trolls every thread looking for a boogeyman he made up and projects onto any dissidents of his own idea, being just at schizo as the boogeyman he calls out, and does this without fail, and will just pretend he's a nobody so no one lists him

>>718111340
Underrated
Would be a good honse name

>>718114745
Horse betting while in the scout tab will increase your chances, the inbuilt camera of your desktop will know

what does this mean

>>718114951
Uhhh based?

>>718113207
Jannies really are that stupid and lazy

>>718114947
I'm currently in promotion to class 6 and I don't want it, especially when my whole team is B/B+ with the exception of 2 A

>>718108639
Suzuka and McQueen being surrounded by children is so damn funny

>>718115082
Someone explain to me why Super Creek is such a hardcore mommy, what's wrong (or right) about her

>>718115082
She foresaw your child with her

>>718115187
I also fear that I'll get raped once I reach that status

>>718115082
she's a /ss/ queen

Am I gonna make it bros....

>>718114914
You found me. I'm the Urarafag.

>>718115238
the real horse made Yutaka Take into a legendary jockey, usually being jokingly referred to as "motherly" or "wife-like"

>>718115224
that just means you're closer to their heart

200 pulls for a spark is batshit insane, Cygenerous my ass I'm sure no other gacha does it this poorly, I need fucking dirt runners

718114987
Lmao this is the schizo btw. He is really really trying his hardest right now to hide it, but his tell is that he is the only ESL poster in the Dall-E thread, he will samefag and falseflag without correcting his grammar or spelling which makes him super obvious kek.

>>718108639
I feel like not even official artists know whether Tamamo is a loli or just a short slim fit woman

>>718106096
Best girl

>>718115456
But 200 for a spark is common?

>>718115556
Her prerelease outfit is oversized which really emphasizes her being a loli while her official outfit has pants so she appears to be taller than she actually is.

>>718115527
return to your dying thread so you two can fuck already

>>718115631
With this little freebies, and with an accelerated schedule that leaves you no time for banners? 200 pulls is a fucking ton of pulls

I like orange horses

>>718112521
Time to slop it up

>>718116338
or so I've heard

>>718115406
>Make a throwaway Urara, nothing particularly amazing B+
>well this is my best one
>she's regularly getting 1st place against tricked out Oguri Caps and Taiki Shuttles, sometimes the only one winning among all my horses
Love this little runt.

>>718112521
AI niggers invade every single thread on a daily basis, what do you mean "where do they all go" lmao

>>718116425
read that as "all niggers"
it's still true

>>718116470
Raisu, you look different today. Is that a new hat? Did you get a haircut?

>>718116470
rice shower be like: "how was your day, I'm all ears"

>>718116470
is this an april fools thing?

im confused, is this DALLE or an UMA thread? where did all the fucking uber autistic DALLE spammers go?

Is cheating in this game impossible?

>>718116670
yes

>>718116676
>cheating in gacha

>>718116676
Yeah, it's called stacking GUTS cards, thank me later

>>718116676
No but they did do a ban wave not too long ago

>>718116670
went outside and touched grass I suppose, the other thread is dead asf

>>718116717
Do NOT do this

>>718101803
NICE TRY RILEY.

>day 22 of no free carats
I'm over it

How much time do you guys spend per day on this game and how free to play friendly is the gacha. Thinking about checking it but I also spend 15 mins a day doing my dailies in Nikke, don't wanna allot too much of my time into gachas.

>>718116858
We've been getting 564 carats each day since golshi week started bro, when's the last time you logged in?

>>718116895
the dailies are ridiculous, don't bother if you want something quick.

>>718116895
I've spent like 8 hours a day grinding umas F2P, game gives you a ton of stamina to do runs.

>>718116914
Doesn't count. I want to log in to 1500 gems in my gift box or whatever the fuck it's called.

>>718116985
So two and a half days of golshi week? And this goes on for another week+. Altogether we're getting what, 8K carats in the span of two weeks? I think that's pretty good.

>>718116712
I just want honses and 200 pulls is insane

>>718117119
Patience, those honses aren't going anywhere. Support cards are what you need to invest in right now

>>718116895
It's more important to get good support cards, (this comes with time) and add people with good cards and umas than it is to play a lot. I play 1 career a day, which takes 20 minutes, and I have multiple 9* and am top pvp class. When you first start playing you will play a lot more than 1 career and it will take longer because you'll actually be reading shit and learning what things do. Once you get your own 9* uma in the mix things just snowball.

>>718116895
It's definitely more of an investment

>>718116895
>free to play friendly
Some guys like to meme the Cygenerous name but they are some of the biggest jews in gacha, it's basically impossible that you get what you want unless you do 200 pulls which at f2p levels and accelerated schedule would leave you with like 2 banners a year or so

>>718117168
I have 10k carats and for some reason I haven't pulled a single Eishin and I need some other SRs MLB, should I? I really want Seiun, Fuji and Cafe too

>>718117230
>, it's basically impossible that you get what you want unless you do 200 pulls which at f2p levels and accelerated schedule would leave you with like 2 banners a year or so
Game starts you with 300+ pulls, Golshi week alone is giving us another 50 pulls. Yeah the dailies don't give you shit, but they throw carats your every once in a while. There's not really anything you NEED to roll on more than twice a year anyway.

>>718117302
It's definitely wroth pulling on, especially if you don't have Super creek yet. I didn't get her but I wound up MLB'ing a bunch of my SRs and getting some other good ones after about 50 rolls

>>718117338
>Game starts you with 300+ pulls
Huh?

Nice now I can slop while I horse and horse while I slop, it's all coming together now.

>>718116470
Get those big ass ears on my face

>>718117414
Yes, I started the game and was able to do 200 rolls on Kitasan and 100 on trainees. You get at least 200 rolls and more if you decided to clear out the trophies and all the other challenges, it adds up to about 300+ by the end of it.

silly honse

>>718117420
Can you do King Halo dressed up like Elvis?

>>718117495
my god, what a strange fucking creature. how do these things survive in the wild?

>>718117568
They're really strong and run fast.

>>718117568
ever been really hungry?

>>718117478
Then the game doesn't start you with 300+, you can get up to 300+ if you clear everything possible

>>718117643
not really, i have immediate access to food most of the time. i genuinely don't think that i've ever experienced what true "hunger" feels like

>>718117714
well when you decide that you'll eat an entire horse, you'll answer your question

>>718117661
Which doesn't take longer than a week, faster if you know what you're working towards. I had no idea what I was doing and I cleared it out within days. So yeah, I consider that low hanging fruit.

>>718117770
What's the expression they use there, "I'm so hungry I could eat a cow"?

>>718117857
im so thirsty i could drink a cow

>>718117568
They can turn grass into muscle and run really fast

>teio worshipping Pres in the anime
>gold ship asking kitasan to break her record of 6 g1 wins
>meanwhile Vodka is just standing there with her 7 wins just like Rudolf
damn they really downplay her in the anime huh

>>718117857
I'm so breasts, I could suck a cock

>>718117857
I'm so hungry I could eat a sea cucumber

>>718117997
I'm so hungry I could eat a krill

>Guts, 1 of the 5 main stats are literally useless
>MLB R cards are still worse than 0* SR cards
>assistant cards like Green Woman will become literally useless comes new scenarios
>Clovers may as well not have been a thing
What compels someone to include literally useless elements in their game design? Like why?

>>718118089
its not useless if you can spend money on it

>>718117927
I heard the theory that the next anime original season (aka not CinGray) could be about Daiwa and Vodka because ever since RTTT they have been adapting the IRL stories in the order that they happened (if you include Part 2 in-game which just finished in JP), Daiwa and Vodka would be the next notable one.

>>718118089
i know right. theres so much useless shit that you can spend your currencies on. typical gacha trap to fool new players, i suppose

>>718117857
>>718117885
Ushi Musume when?

>>718117919
>They can turn grass into muscle
Why can't humans do this

>>718118089
>>MLB R cards are still worse than 0* SR cards
explain why everyone is using Symboli Rudolph R for Evil Nature?
Even R cards have some niche usages.
Clovers exist to compensate you for rolling on a banner. They don't do a whole lot, but they're something.
Tazuna wont become useless, she'll just be mogged by a different trainer. If you still have Tazuan, you can get use out of her.

>bro just use your maxed SR cards if you don't have creek
I DON'T HAVE THOSE EITHER
I HAVE TWIN TURBO

kill yourself AIfags

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

thoughts on my horse gen?

>>718118221
Something about how we're lacking the enzymes to break down the proteins found in grass, so we don't get any nutrients from it. Meanwhile cows have four stomachs to digest the shit out of it. Other animals also have the enzymes to properly digest it.

>>718118318
might steal this style

>>718118295
Twin Turbo is good though!
Roll more support cards

>>718116958
>>718116971
>>718117172
>>718117185
>>718117230
Interesting, thanks for the info anons. I'll check it out sometime this week but probably wont make any major time investments into it.

>>718118380
why the long body

>>718118380
Too young.

>>718117927
She is a m*re. She should know her place.

>>718118380
chud

do it again

>>718118380
very horse

What does Umapyoi even mean

Uma Tree when

>>718118735
Christmas

>>718118121
Some anon in a previous thread speculated that the next show after CinGray would star Orfevre since the latest anniversary CM showed her after Oguri Cap when showing all the protagonists.

>>718118680
the rats are leaving the sinking ship

>>718118819
m-me?

>AW MAN! I JUST GOT MY THIRD FRACTURE, TRAINER-SAN! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>TRAINER-SAN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME MCQUEEN'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!
>TRAINER-SAN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE MCQUEEN-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM MCQUEEN!
>ALRIGHT TRAINER-SAN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN MCQUEEN'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HER FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM MCQUEEN'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE SYMBOLI RUDOLF BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL TRAINER-SAN!
>WOW MCQUEEN, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE MCQUEEN! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE UMA BANQUET! BON APPETITE MCQUEEN!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW RUDOLF AND HER KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHE'S PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEY'RE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEY'RE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALIZING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD MCQUEEN! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM MCQUEEN!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME MCQUEEN, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF MCQUEEN'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST UMA MUSUME EVER! MHMFH MHM AWW MAN!

>>718118771
what is there to even show about Orfevre?
the Gold Clan?

>>718118438
>Twin Turbo is good
>fails the first coin flip

>>718119000
nice trips

LATER VIRGINS

>>718119064
Enjoy your grocery bills

>>718117495
cutie

>>718119000
true

>>718119152
I will never financially recover

>>718119279
what a turn of events that would be, the thread would be crushed to lose you to horsefuckers

>>718119064
>tfw trainer-san we're not allowed to eat while in the water

>>718117524
King Halo is easy but somewhat surprisingly Elvis Presley is still valuable enough of a likeness that AI sites won't host reference material to him. Trying to recreate his outfit by text ends up looking more like a pop star outfit

>>718119320
fatass

>>718119000
based

>>718119372
The King is Dead....

>>718119000
That's a lot of effort, but stopped reading at the second line.

>it moved again
im ngmi....

>>718119475
rude

>>718119000
very epic

>>718119000
Won't lie Teiofags are kinda epic

>>718119629
Long live The King

>>718119629
Here's an attempt

>>718119000
wasted trips

>>718119821
TOO BIG

>>718119821
tits too big

>>718119776
>Teiofag
more like Teiohater

>>718119821
tits too small

>>718119000
SO THIS IS THE FACE OF UMAMUSUME...

>>718119918
Acknowledged

Horses are actually pretty cute ngl

>>718120059
King, lay off the sweets

>>718120059
King-Rate Tits

>>718120059
lol the fingers

>>718120021
Sun...

>>718119000
>THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHA!

make sure you bake with the same recipe

>>718120409
It's actually ridiculous that yet another one of these made it to bump limit, but if this is the exploit then we might as well run with it

>>718120556
2hu used it for a while and got away with it

I didn't know DALLE threads were this enjoyable

>>718120618
don't look in the """real""" one, just anime circlejerking and necrobumping

>>718120351
cute

>>718120409
I don't like sloppa and I think having to hide behind them because for some ungodly reason the jannies don't touch the sloppa threads annoys me

>>718120409
i made a normal thread and if that gets deleted then i'll do this from now on

funny that you're forced to use codewords and covers on this shitty board if you want to discuss videogames at ALL. every time there's consistent discussion of one game the mods pre-emptively ban it, like deltarune, 2hu. uma, and most indie games that pique people's interest for more than two weeks. total trannitor death

>>718120843
>for some ungodly reason the jannies don't touch the sloppa threads annoys me
Then if they keep deleting our threads, we force their hand. But yes the entire situation is extremely annoying. Game has barely been out for a month and they're trying to squash discussion. Many other games were given the freedom to talk about them as long as they want for years, daily threads for years and years.

They could delete the outright offtopic shit, but nah. Nobody is trying to start a fucking general. We just wanted to talk about the fucking game, we dont need a general for that. That's the point. If the game was dead or years and years old, then we'd go to the general for daily discussions. Barely been a fucking month and they want to shut it down. They did the same thing with Deltarune as well, despite that game being massively popular. What retarded game are these jannies trying to play? At its core, splitting the board up into generals was retarded to begin with. Just let people form their own threads to discuss whatever games they like. Why does it have to be so rigidly strucutred? If it's about video games, anything should go. The threads are "reoccuring" because the game is fucking popular! so you can only talk about unpopular games? It doesn't make any fucking sense. Retarded jannies need to take a long hard think about what they're trying to evne accomplish here. This is only goign to push people away from the website. I'm not moving to /vg/, I'd sooner rather stop posting here.

This site is losing users left and right, and it's going to continue if jannies keep deleting on topic threads and letting schizos and off topic garbage run wild.

>>718121047
2hu deserves it though. Last time I entered one of those threads it was nothing but circlejerking about some faggots from a discord.

>>718121129
the threads have always been chaotic but it was less of a ritualpost memedump before being forced to turn into some "stealth general" that only autists bothered to find anyway