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>Global Game News
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1
Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m
11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 2
11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3
11/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
New Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xw

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Teio!

hello fellow wageslave oldmen
are you ready to redeem those paid banners?

Yep I thiink I'm gonna club hop to /uma/club. Sorry club bwos the S+ gibs are too good...

Will they readd the uma slamming mechanic in beta with the international umas update?

>>545036224 (OP)
Oh Haythere, anons.
Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.

Club advertisement anchor

>>545036224 (OP)
AlmondLove is looking for 1 more active member.

DANCHOU KICKED ME OUT!!!!!
BUT I REACHED THE QUOTA WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!?????????

I'm sorry... I didn't mean to cause your club to implode...

>>545035280
>>545035728
Well it's just an idea right now
I think we'll just have to see how this month goes
I think a merge is probable if this ends up being the case:
>/uma/ club has no trouble hitting S but struggles crossing the top 30 line
>ウマオオオオ fails just outside top 100
In that case, it's most probable that the top earners of ウマオオオオ might migrate to /uma/ club while the bottom earners of both clubs just go fill comfy A+ clubs since there aren't enough people for a S club to fill
I'd like to believe in my ウマオオオオ bros however and as danchode I'll try not to slack off 2/3rds of the month again and make up for 2~3 members worth of fans on my own.

>>545036394
PLEASE don't be in ウマオオオオ...

Does "don't overdo it" gets nerfed at some point?
It's just instant give up at this point, kinda sucks if it happens late in the run

>>545036580
Natie wouldn't say any of this.

Still wandering out in the cold?
Casual club HonseFun has one more slot open and is looking for a new member!
Come on in, trade shoes, have fun, but please don't leave your umas alone for several days. They will be sad and lonely

yosh! im ready to win CM4!!!

It was just a bump in the manga. They adapted this like Oguri was fighting a boxing match in the track.

Dirt love

>>545036350
Those banner are a scam but I'm fucking tired of getting nothing out of daily pulls so I might do it just to feel something

>fail a 2% 3 rainbow + tip speed training
>but then inspiration gives med S and turf S
I've been having the wonky wackiest "something good happens then something bad happens" run.
Just tell me if my luck is good or bad so I can decide whether to have hope

>>545036671
what do you mean 'if it happens' you cause it to happen by taking very risky trainings

I was promised a T3-400 club
not this sub T200 tryhard

Umm bwos??

she keeps losing to whale fronts not looking good bros

>club is at 25/30
D-danchou....
Save us... We're gonna starve!

>>545035728
You’re a big dummy for leaving when you did. And it hurt extra because instead of helping 30 anons get S-rank you went to get just a few more carats for yourself and then your new club didn’t even get S next month

stupid selfish dummy

it’s fine

>>545036698
You know, if I wasnt already in another comfy club, I'd join yours on the ad alone.

>>545036224 (OP)
Calling all tylenol gamers, Umatism has 5 open slots!
>B+ casual club
>no quota
>trade shoes
>don't flatline or I will personally kill you
Reply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game.

remember

>>545036580
nyo I'm not desu I'd be willing to join ウマオオオオtoo assuming you guys are gonna be comfortably in S.

>>545036779
20% isn't VERY risky

I will never understand why people simp for Ms. Gentildona.
She is mid as best.

Dacchis have a COUPLE free spots in the club. Going for A+ again.
Monthly quoata for this month is BIG 30 mil. fans.
Beware, dirtshoe terrorist have taken over, I was not able to stop them.
Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.

umamusumos dos globalos is dying

Maybe one of the best runs I've ever had, very early charming, hot springs ticket, good amount of rainbows + medium S

Golshi....

>>545036728
It's amazing how much the ears and tail adds to the attractiveness

Hachimi still has openings for anyone who wants to join a casual club and/or loves Teiosex. Club ID: 774118974 or drop your ID so I can invite you.

>>545037037
I would impregnate universe

>>545036580
if the merge is gonna happen eventually then i'll hop on to /uma/club, but until then i'll stick with ウマオオオオ

>>545037049
Steamed Oguri...

>>545036887
Can I be real?
Two fold why I did: Someone got really mad when I was talking to umaoooo danny cho, so I pressed on out of spite, also I felt weird about being one of the few top earners. That pressure would've went away if I stood around, but oh well.

i will join your club and flatline after 20th
you have been warned

So, what, I keep this up and I can buy her in like 3 years if I'm lucky?

i procced playtime's over
*turns off pc*

quick doodle b4 work

>>545036224 (OP)
UMADash has 3 open spots! A+ ranked, super comfy. Continuing members usually pull 35-40M fans per month on the low end.

UMADash has some slots open

There is still no yeppers sticker in club chat. I am fucking losing it with Cygames where are these very important QoL updates.

>>545036839
>Club is at 21/30
It's grim...
But I won't see you end as ashes... you're all diamonds...

oops left 1 extra frame by mistake on the first one

>>545037171
based and true

>>545036984
assuming that now that the quota is higher i believe we can be in S since at least half the club will prob do more than 60m

Digitan LOVE

>>545037169
maybe half of that since we will have her legend race later

>Uma&Co opened a discord
>talks of merge between Umaoo and /uma/ club because they're struggling to get members
>lots of openings in B+ and A+ clubs but for some reason A clubs are full
What can we gain from this information?

>>545036984
Though I'd love to have you join of course, you should prioritize your own goals
If you plan to really grind hard this month (90m+) then you are better off joining /uma/ club if they're aiming for S+ (2.678b was the cutoff last month)
If you plan on going for ~60-70m then our club would be more fitting since we're only aiming for S.
Decision's up to you

>>545037171
Cute Tachy

>>545036473
If that one guy in Haythere leaves, it's over for the club.

>>545036897
Danke

>>545036984
Post ID or apply directly to /Uma/ Club. The officers are in charge right now because the danchou needs a little rest break for a few hours but they’re looking out for applicants

when's automode

>>545037384
Its simple consolidation

Left or right?

>every club is recruiting
>nobody's joining

>>545037384
CM every 3 weeks was a mistake and sparks is a retarded system that leads to burn out for non jobless autists

>>545037384
casualfags are outnumbering sweatlords

>>545037384
A is the sweet spot where it's casual and most members are active. They won't leave
B+ is too flatline heavy and A+ is too sweaty

>>545036224 (OP)
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>545036580
I'm with you til if/when you hang up the mantle or step down or rebrand us as a retirement home or something, danchode.
Anyway there will probably be more fresh meat in a week with new scenario and free rolls.

>>545037476
B+ is very forgiving, the cutoff for B+ is rank 3000. That's very doable unless your members are intentionally flatlining. Not a member of that club, but even if he leaves they can still make B+, I think.

>>545036767
literally average luck. if you think of it as an average anything really good will be balanced out by higher chance of something bad.

>>545037154
>unironic club NTR

>>545037607
left
anchors and homestretch haste are useless, you are better off getting lucky seven

Everyone here hates discord clubs but are secretly part of one, but what about reddit clubs?

Comfy club, good times.

>>545037724
But I miss being A rank.

>>545037384
Sweaties are dropping like flies

>>545037148
>>545037721
ty bros, honestly I have faith in us
last month awoken something in me so I'll stop being a lazy danchode I just pray burnout doesn't hit us hard this month and that I won't have to drop the axe mid-month just because of how hard it is to find people

So is prof of curvature just a shitty skill to get now unless you have multiple hints for it?

>>545038018
where did you get that idea

>>545037308
>>545037461
>>545037525
Last month I did 55 million and the month before 50 million but I didn't bother fan grinding since my club wasn't gonna move up or down ranks anyway. 60 million should be easy enough for me. Dunno if I can hit 90 million though. Anyway here's the my ID still in a club so I'll either have to wait 24 hours or ask Danchou to kick 792262951537

>>545038018
Not shitty, but too expensive to just buy raw. You could buy other skills for that

>Danchou cut 5 fags for flatlining
>Only 1 person joined so far.
It's over.

>>545037150
Ogurin was such a qtpie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1yGOf5eAm4&t=275s

>>545037937
i would look out for our top 5 earners since they got +100m and at that range its starts to being like a work for some, but outside of that im still pretty okay since i was the 8th top earner this month

>>545038018
no it's pretty good, there are much worse things to spend points on

my danchou stopped smiling and is sad...

We need POV mode, but from trainers pov riding on the uma
https://fxtwitter.com/Kontenasan_bf/status/1984922435595255989

>>545037937
To be honest, burnout hit me pretty hard last month, I was barely over quota
I think I'll be doing better this month since I took it easy in October.

/uma/ S clubs should spread their members around A+ clubs so we can have lower quota

>>545038091
mfw I don't pass the umao penis inspection

>>545037921
That club needs a major cleanup if you want to upgrade it to A. I wonder how many anons are just waiting to snipe an opening in /uma/'s A clubs though.

>>545038181
my danchou used to post good mornings every day, then it became every other day, now it's been at least a week...

>>545038159
Grey horses are really pretty in general and I always root for them on the track

>infirmary fails to cure
why is this a fucking thing

>>545037154
teio posters get what they deserve

I get a huge boner whenever I see angry Dober posts

>>545038091
not clicking this horrorscare

>Play Nice Nature
>incredibly scary Teio shows up in 2nd race with over 350 speed/stam/power
How are you supposed to win here?

>>545038339
umamusume is a game about learning to live with disappointment

>>545038091
this is like the 3rd time i watch it and it always make me laugh

>>545038339
This is the nurse

>>545038194
I miss riding. Shit was so fun.

>>545038339
This is a gambling game
We gamble

>>545038128
Sent an invite from ウマオオオオ
You might also get one from /uma/ club
In the end (You)r needs take priority so no hard feelings if you decide to go to the other if you believe you can help them hit the S+

>>545037384
A is comfymaxxing
B+ is flatline central
A+ and above and it's schizos and bots

What did she get caught watching?

>>545038397
Scripted-ish loss, you're meant to lose because that's Nature's gimmick but on ace runs it's pretty beatable.

Total Danchou death

>>545038339
most of rng in this game is made to prolong the game not make it fun by giving you some choice

>>545038339
it will get fixed later

>>545038473
Jesus, for a second I thought she was pregnant

>>545038397
have you ever done Mayano's career? Scripted losses that you can sometimes win are all over the place in this game.

>>545038556
>TIMyMichelleTBabyAN

bruh..

>>545038194
>遅い わ
lmoa

Hello I am Chinese billionaire danchou of SSS elite billionaire club...you can join by allowing danchou to breed with your most prized uma. You get SSS club perks, 100 billions fans club, 10000 carats a week, we sit in owners box and smoke cigar during race. Pls join

>lemaire and a dura kid won
> shuka sho
>kikuka sho
>autumn tenno sho
Lmfao Duramente fucking Kitasan's ass from beyond the grave

stop being so horny and be more horsey

>>545038648
Nah, she already had the baby.

>>545036887
no danchou not like this you're supposed to kill him!

>>545038729
Okay

>>545038678
You can pretty easily beat the buffed Brian though. But no fucking way you can get those stats by the 2nd race for Nature.

>>545038682
Do they ever reference causes of death in game outside of the big ones like Rice Showa and Suzuka? Like is she fearful of storms or something, or does Seiun Sky hit her head on anything?

marked

>S rank drama club
>optional A+ club discord
Unironically I don't know which one is the worst here

>>545036473
Damn I thought your club was full so I went ahead and joined other club. Next month it is

be horny

is it normal to be extremely possessive of your club members
asking for a friend

>>545038682
The ghost of rudolf

What's with this gay soap opera club drama?

>>545038952
where's the drama thougheverbeit

>>545039001
Thank fuck I don't talk in chat. I will never understand people who do.

Nobody here likes Teio right?

>>545039051
Bored neets, third worlder, and autists. Not that hard to figure out.

I just want my happy Clover club back...

Looking for a comfy club that is not dying and has no retarded quotas
863 960 539 563

>>545036489
663502262671
New account made last month, 44m fans on it already

>already planning on hopping to another club next month
Stop being whores.

>>545038697
What's it called, how can I apply

>>545039137
Nah, she's just my dedicated cock holster

>>545038682
this guy doesn't know how to count or am i retarded? how some uma born in 1994 be 11 on 2025

>>545038128
Wish granted. Thanks and bye...

>>545038697
Will she still love me afterward?

>>545038339
its so realistic

>7 (seven) clubs recruiting
>nobody joined in any of them
EoS soon....

>>545038682
wouldnt getting struck by lightning seriously burn the body though

>>545037154
I can guess who that would have been and they’re long gone now. Our current members are all very friendly

>>545037937
You can do it!
-And we can always do some kind of inter-club organization before any merge too, like for those that want S+ vs S or something. I’ve even wanted to do some kind inter-club of tournament event since that size 60-player size would be manageable with coordinated danchous.
No use stressing over that right now though. Cheering you on.

>>545039285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQy28pmMmVU

>>545039137
she's my favorite

>>545038826
with golshi's record mom golshi would actually just squeeze you dry every night in hopes of another baby
I can now see her appeal

>>545039285
That retard's videos are always full of typos

>>545038942
seiun pose is to protect her head if what one anon said is true but desu i haven't seen anyone talk about seeking the pearl's career, legend changer made me appreciate her

Any A+ clubs recruiting right now? I want to start doing some runs but I don't want to waste my TP before I joined one.
I'll comfortably hit over 40m this month.
449414903113

Flash status?

>>545039165
sent

>>545039162
I sent you an invite if you're interested
We fell back heavily in September but we bounced back and we're aiming for A this month

>>545039137
she if my favorite

>>545039323
Goodbye danchou it was fun

>>545039442
DANCHODLE THIS ONE
FUCKING RECRUIT THIS ONE BEFORE WE GET KEKED AGAIN AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>545038339
science is fake
take shrinepill

>>545039379
I'm pretending to be a danchou from a big dick club and not sending any invitations to make anons feel discourage and vulnerable.
They will join B clubs in a hurry when they could easily get into A+ clubs.

>amazing McQueen run
>swinging maestro pre debut
>all speed cards orange
>HOPELESS BROCKED
GOD DAMN IT

>>545039534
I don't think I will

>>545039541
I bought into the shrinepill for a bit but then I got riverside walked 4 turns in a row, so I fell back to fake science

>>545039632
Oguriposters are too powerful...

>>545039430
You have been enlightened. Golshi can perform many roles. A horse of impossible talent.

>>545039398
That's a lot of euthanized umas...

>>545039051
that's the side effect of clubs having no discord, but if the clubs make a discord, usually the posters go with them and the general slows down / gets eaten alive by shitposters and schizos.

DANCHOU GET HIM
GET HIM
GETHIMGETHIMGETHIM

>>545039379
I'm already in a club with some long-time friends, can't ditch 'em since I still like them. Maybe if it collapses some day..

>>545038952
the only drama S clubs have is that all of you are filthy casuals that don't play the game

>>545039768
Make it collapse

>>545039440
>seiun pose is to protect her head
I think it's reaching, It's a pretty common trope in anime for laid-back characters.

>>545039768
Just leave fuck them

>>545039395
I'm guessing the horse died of fright/heart attack

>>545039808
Real players are too busy playing right now

>>545039808
sorry if we don't feel like botting, anon

>>545039397
if you have the time in the future you should try to see with our danchou how to proceed on the tournament, i would like to see it happen

>>545039442
sent

>>545039768
Is the uma club the only way you get to be in contact with them or something? I was in the same position as you but they don't even play the game anymore so I just fuck off, but I still talk to them through other media

My ace beat Golshi. Guess that means I'm ready for this CM!

Are y'all really botting?
I'm wasting so much goddamn time on these maru fan farms, it would be fucking great to let that run on my computer while I sleep

>>545039865
Sweep would say this

W-weee~?

>>545039453
Obtained and satisfied

Every hour that passes, I contemplate jumping ship more and more. Someone, hold me and tell me it's going to be okay. That we can recover from this and it's not over... I'd even accept an oguriposter feeding me sweet lies...

>>545039174
It's called Billionaire Ballers Club, simply take your prized uma into the dark room in the back we will apply
>>545039326
She will be permanently belong to the BBC

Danchou, we have 2 flatliners (forma de TT-only)
you gonna do something about that?

>>545039840
NTA but I got handed the title of danchou after a series of circumstances and I want the club to collapse so bad

This fucking brat has given me 4 of those oversleeping events, 3 in a row now and I'm not even into classic year yet. I'm not complaining.

>take a two hour nap
>club dropped to 26/30

>>545039856
yeah that was my first impression, but since i sadly don't have her i have to trust what people say, like how apparently she's pretty calm but seethes if she loses, i don't know if that's true but that's on me for not bothering to check a video of her career, i just want to do it myself when i get her

>>545040072
people are also found dead in the morning all the time and loved ones don't always have the interest/money to throw around to find out why if it appeared natural, seems kind of a regular death desu.

>>545039991
Ramonu love

73120206
Leo cup lobby

What would her career be like? What would she do to you?

>>545039398
>one whole video of pic related
holy shit

>>545040058
the only thing i use is autoclick, i don't even use CE since i don't know how to use it on uma

>>545040210
>hag wearing zoomer clothes
HNNNGG

>>545039453
Sparked, sexed and in the process of refining and testing out sparks and decks

>>545040235
danchode recruit this one

>>545040171
It is what it is. Go make promotional video on your youtube or something.

>>545040254
Ability is "when you're blocked, you're blocked"

>jumped club for the first time
>now I feel like jumping club more
Something has awakened inside me

>>545040254
take you to some usa hood and breed till you get enough kids to fulfill a basketball team

remember to not umapyoi too hard

>>545040342
>won 9/32 races
uhhh danchou isn't gonna be happy to hear that

>>545039398
>fucked to death

>>545040254
Amazon position

Any clubs carried by a handful of whales playing nonstop that will carry a casual twice a week player like myself

my club is somehow in s rank

>>545040173
She is a bit insecure, because she considers others to be more naturally gifted/talented than her, so she kinda gets spooked by all the Uma-monsters roaming around her. She resorts to elaborate game plans and mind games to win.
She also genuinely loves to laze about, but she also uses it as a trick to make others underestimate her.

>>545040058
>anyone in a S club risking their entire account to bot when you can get 1.2 million fans in one run

Some of the casual anons in /uma/ have such low iq and high vitriol that they can’t conceive of having the time and disposition to play the game at a dedicated level and yell “bot” at every opportunity
The only people likely to bot are Kitasan rerollers who have no emotional connection to their trainees or account anyway anything sub 200m in one month is very doable by dedicated players

>>545040403
I wish that game was more fun, I love my character action, but those fucking hoyo ips are jingle the keys, the video game
Tried to stick around, but the "big" 2.0 update was such a wet fart
China ark was the worst arc of HSR, China town was the worst arc of ZZZ/
Wish uma had some sort of oni horse

>S med & Groundwork spark at 1st goddess event
>~500 spd, 400 stam, 400 pwr
This run is about to nosedive in quality isn't it

>>545040513
remember to also don't fap too much or too little, you can die with that too

>>545040058
I would never.

>>545040279
What are you even trying to CE? Just toggling the speed up works like with any other application. Messing with actual values is mostly pointless since the server trusts the client with very little, I think claw machine might or might not be entirely client-side though.

>>545040513
>>545040524
so thats why gold lineage was born, a sacrifice was made

Basashi has 1 slot open this month. Casual club, trade shoes and dont flatline.

Send invite with /uma/ or post ID

>>545039453
She got me drunk on her body and autism..it was love at first sight

>>545040637
the rainbows will dry up and you'll get a random ailment right before summer

>>545040513
My dream is to die after umapyoi'ing too hard

>>545040560
pink bread for pink areolas

>>545039398
>Seiun Sky
>heart attack
I thought she hit her head? Now I doubt the authenticity of a bunch of these.

>>545040171
HODL anon
maybe do an extra training or two to stabilize the club
danchou will surely figure things out

>>545040679
>I think claw machine might or might not be entirely client-side though.
Tell me how to cheat that. I swear I've had so many 10's fall off right at the last second. It's infuriating beyond all hell.

>>545040537
>curren chan singing.gif

>>545040325
sent

NO HORNY

>>545040679
thats the thing, i don't even know how to speed up

>>545039476
Alright gotta wait for my 3h cooldown

>>545040679
surely this shit will get you banned, no?

>>545040761
It's no nut November bwo. Somebody please post Ryan so my boner dies

>>545040761
Bro???

>>545040843
teio is one of the horniest umas

>>545039395
It's step voltage (the same reason you never walk normally if you see some high voltage cable on the ground). Distance between two legs is enough for the lethal current to flow through the body.

>>545039398
>Sweep and Cesario were literally bred to death
by me

>>545040578
>She resorts to elaborate game plans and mind games to win.
that's kino, i hope she spooks me eventually or worst case scenario i spook her in the all-uma banner
ty bwo!

>>545040679
>tfw tried to use a bot but it kept getting stuck and clicking on the corner of the emulator getting absolutely nowhere
guess it's the pleb route for me

>>545040884
NTA but it can get you banned if you use too much i think

>>545039453
I'm a flashlet, will spark her on the big banner

>>545040761
>mods haven't even bothered because digi has negative sex appeal

>>545040843
>Posting this with the sluttiest uma in all of Tracen.

>>545040761
I would

if i have a 0mlb kitasan and a 0mlb super creek am i supposed to use the ticket on kitasan or super creek?

>>545041064
There's a big banner?

Someone in the Unbricked club needs to DIE soon

>>545041125
kitasan

>>545040761
>this is what an uma secretariat would look like

>>545039398
>not sorted by age
>not sorted by age at death
>not sorted by time of death
>not sorted by cause of death
>not sorted by alphabet
>not sorted by release date
>not sorted by appearance date

>>545041126
the all-uma banner that comes start of next year i think

>>545041125
You want to get to at least 3lb kita badly

>>545041125
You're supposed to roll for the Kita banner and uninstal if you don't 3LB her

Any comfy B clubs with slots open?

>>545040761
chotto

Can 30m get me any good clubs or it's still too low

it's teiover
all the A+ clubs will stay at 26/30 for the rest of the month

>>545041435
Yeah man.

>>545041435
Umatism has slots open bwo

>>545041392
Just saw some sloptuber put 60k on Nice Nature banner and he only got her once, other two came from sparks. Not looking good for Kitasanlets.

>>545040935
me under teio

>>545041435
Basashi is B+ and pretty chill
Just don't flatline completely

Finally maxed out my Kitasan Black!

Any G clubs with open slots?

>>545040843
>posts a gigaslut

>>545041671
Whalebwo.....

Please Shiraoki-sama bless this Ogurin with good sparks so I can move on to another parent

>>545041604
Riko is going to be a lot of people's first tango with the card gacha using their own hard earned carats, the seethe is going to be a slow boil over as the 10 days goes on.

sex with Diamond

>>545041604
This (or worse) will happen to 20% of players that will do 60k roll, so it's not even extreme unluck, just normal thing pretty much. Cards are for very lucky or whales in this game.

>>545040513
fatty (unironically)

>>545041535
30m is the current quota for A+ clubs here. Snipe one.

>>545041671
explode luckshitter

>>545041695
this isn't an uma
this isn't even a ningen

is Teio really a slut if she only ever wants to have sex with (You)?

>>545041695
Where Uma

>>545041176
hopefully not me

I do my daily 3 runs everyday, and make about 1 million to 2 million fans per day. Any A+ club want me?

>>545041604
that's not even that big of a lowroll, like 1 in 5 odds. not getting MLB in 60k carats is like 2 in 5 by the way.

>>545039453
Second run and got the hot spring ticket for her.

>>545040714
I was drawn in by her body and was pleasantly surprised by her cute autism

>>545041695
Why does her vagina hole have a large black line? I thought it was supposed to be all pink

>>545037921
Not happening unless they drop more content, it's miracle we have people playing with current career being stale. Of course, I could set a monthly quota, but do you really want to waste time in same boring career for extra 400 carats?

>>545041948
>x-ray
Into the trash it goes
Why do japs love that shit so much

>>545039453
Flashbang going out

I will host the Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby in 4 hours from now

>>545042008
terminal cancer

>>545041948
leaving the hat and boots during mating is extremely important

>>545041883
You actually you in specific need to die I have decided
Perish

DANCHO
ALL THE FANSLAVES ARE GETTING POACHED BY THE MINUTE
DO SOMETHING
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I can't wait for Mambo.

A+ material? your club failed you last month? want to compete for top 100?
join umadash today!

>>545041879
Yes, slutty behavior is not condoned and shall be corrected.

>>545041936
She's a big girl.

>>545041989
Same

>>545042168
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNCHOOOOOOOOUUUUU

>>545041736
I'll easily avoid that by skipping

Join Uma&Co, nigger.

sparks?

>>545040254
Marry, then divorce you to get government money as she takes the kids away while she gets fat off of snap

>>545041974
>>545036549
this is Taishin's sleep paralysis demon

>>545042168
No /uma/ club would have me so I found a nice club instead.
Trade shoes, get fans, need super creek mommy.

i can't fucking wait for sweepy bwos

>>545037476
>1 anon with enough fans to join an S club
>multiple anons with enough fans for an A+ club
>stay in a B+ club
I don't get it, I'd instantly leave my club if it looks like we're dropping out of A+

Remember Reach_______

>>545042141
Nyo...

>>545041731
The grind continues but this is an acceptable backup

>>545042293
>discord
You fucked up big time.

>>545041535
id?

>>545042296
I have UmaJesus in my heart

Is Unrestrained good this cm?

>>545042323
GUTS

>>545042323
Good god Ryan is ugly.

Anyona need a club? I have an A+ ranked one and I need a good little worker ant to churn me fans

>>545042293
I tried to, but they too long to accept my request.

>>545042323
mmm 2 sta

>>545042363
You can and you will because she's like another 8 months away or something.

>>545041879
She's only for (You), problem is that there's a lot of (You)'s

>>545042363
same

>>545042410
How would umas affect the human covenant war? Would all Spartans be umas, or would the original 30 something spartan II’s be purely humans while the Spartan III’s are umas?

>>545042519
Fag

>>545042519
>>545042323
3* ugly

>>545042428
Error.
Contains invalid characters.

What if I were to rape Oguri Cap (as in peak)?

>>545042040
because it's HOT
Next stupid question!

>>545042472
>so poor she has to pad out her meals with tofu filler
so sad

Falco is pretty damn cute

>even /v/ has trouble recruiting
>impossible to consolidate clubs because everyone is stuck with a goofy member count like 24-27
It's never been more over.

>>545042040
In 2130, pure Nipponese will have transparent skin so all their organs are visible. Trust the plan

>>545042583
>>545042363
midget hate

Daiwa Scarlet bros, how do I ensure that her unique activates at a good time? I'm planning on running her for the next CM on Hanshin 1600m and possibly even Kyoto 3000m, and I assume strategies are different for both

>>545042421
Nyes...

>>545042253
>>545042253
>>545042253
>>545042253

I will skin alive my danchozensky if 29/30 will not be 30/30 in 5 minutes.

>>545042571
I'm tired of feeling left out
Link me the full

>>545042428
>big time
nta, but really? I don't like it but I definitely can understand the need for a place to brainstorm, for times like when Aoharu drops or a decision need to be made without random Oguriposters gaslighting people around

>>545042668
My danchou seduced everyone with his wedding mayano and we have 30/30
( ・∇・)

>>545042040
I love it because it really highlights the fact that she might have gotten pregnant from that

>danchou do this
>danchou do that

>>545042784
Anon, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the source is trash
It was so lame that I didn't even save it, and I'm a terminal Teio poster

>>545042428
i don't think a optional is a big problem, unless you want to talk with your fellow members then this would be a problem

>>545042505
>>545042564
I'd take 2 stamina desu

>wake up to no club
>turns out danchou fucked up and transferred ownership
At least it was today and not yesterday before monthly rewards

>>545042901
I want to stick her head in a toilet.

>>545042296
post this every thread please

>>545042785
How do you know that Oguri posters didn't already infiltrate your Club and its discord?

>>545042775
Check right now, it's 30/30

>27/30
DANCHOOOOOUUUUUUUU ONEGAIII
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>545042767
Nyo...

>failed a 1% that I needed to S for finale season
WHAT THE FUCK

>>545042784
>>545042930
this
don't bother, the funny orgasm face is the only good thing about the video, it's garbage

>>545042986
I enjoy the ticket derby images. They get more insane every thread

>>545042472
>peasant loves peasant food
Nips have been and always will be slaves

>>545042410
I've been waiting years for an excuse to post this.

This is my parent farming schedule for taiki with medium inherit, using maruzensky and el as parents since I want her to be an oguri parent. Are there any races I should be adding to this?

>>545043004
NYES.

>>545042732
Her unique is speed up so it doesnt really matter when it triggers.

>thrown around by giant umagaijin
>Already out of breath
>The American UmaSchizo will probably win
Fuck you cygames I wanted a show about bakushin

>>545043085
>bot menu
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
WE ARE NOT BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS

29760501 Leo

>finally got a 3* stam parent
>not a single white skill
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>>545042519
If her outfit was better or her hair was better, she might have had a chance. Together, it's just awful.

>>545043123
You're in for a show tonight, son.

>>545042732
>ensure
No such thing. The closest you can get to that would be making her a pace chaser with a lot of mid-race skills so she can catch up to fronts before late-race, but that's probably not happening in a mile race against Summer Maru

>>545042946
nyoo, better luck next time

>>545043174
>bot
this is the gametora race planner retardchama

>>545040637
update

im really really sad right now...

all mares are queens

>>545043048
if they get more insane every thread someone needs to counter it with taishin or biwa somehow

>>545040843
TRACEEEEENNN

>>545042948
>woke up 2 days after reset
DANCHOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DO NOT INVITE THIS NIGGER HE'S GOING TO FLATLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

>>545043085
Looks fine if you can pull it off, but keep in mind you're only getting affinity for stuff on this list your maru or el have also won, so any extra stuff is mostly an investment in the future in case you recycle her as a gp down the line with a parent who can then benefit from running most this stuff.

>>545043112
Opera would never hurt Doto

>>545042594
Almost nothing will change, not like they can punch a covvie super-carrier to death, and also considering that Halseys reserach was mostly spurred by Forerunner-Human DNA connection, and yeah, I think military will fall on Umas as a Spartan III candidates, because many were unhappy with limited scope of Spartan II program.

>>545043213
Agreed. I like short hair tomboys but they just did her wrong.

>>545043359
Dicklet Cross...

>>545043359
>Michelle My Baby gets to speak English during the race
>Tony Bianca doesn't get to speak Italian at the airport
wtf bros

>>545043379
I'm averaging 25/26 wins over 15 careers or so, which is why I'm trying to add more. Other than the long races the el has pretty much the same G1 track record and she lost the kka sho and tenno anyway. And you still get 1 affinity for race wins your grandparents haven't won.

>>545043312
you can't fool me...
I will remain ignorant and just accuse everyone of botting...

I left my non /uma/ club, save a spot for me in 24 hours

>>545043392
You never know...

>>545043174
relax retard thats just the gametora site

>>545043474
Ogurin...

>>545043074
King Halo-Halo is my favourite niche Uma meme.

ill take any club that hits A without a quota. i already hit 20-30m a month on my borrows but a quota stresses me the tf out

>lower fancount than me
disgusting fl*tliner nigger
>higher fancount than me
how does that chinkbot dick taste

simple as

Uma ad during the BC. There was also an ad for half anniversary

>>545043594
>And you still get 1 affinity for race wins your grandparents haven't won.
I've seen this mentioned a couple times now, where's that info from?

>>545043191
Holy oinker

>>545043213
>>545042519
I like her, but both her casual and race outfits don't look too good.

>>544999749
I'm one of the guys who asked for a reservation last month
It seems like my club decided to walk back on the quota requirements, so I'll probably just stay there
Thanks for giving me the chance to join though!

>>545036949
Joining tomorrow, kinda tired with vtubers club with 0 shoe contraband

>>545043315
all I have to do is be in bracket 7 and I will win

>>545043085
Swap senior Mile Championship for Japan Cup and add senior Arima Kinen

Oguri Cap?

More like Oguri CRAP LMAO REKT!

>>545043838
>no Biko

>>545043987
Why not take lone wolf? more likely to proc than gambling on 7

>Cuma, the guild that everyone pointed and laughed at, was and A+ club
You are not worst than a Cuma right?

>>545043987
>Lvl 6
Hey MacDonald, we got another oinker here.

>>545044109
I didn't tank the mood down...

>>545043838
>the whale is back
OINK OINK PIGGY YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN RUNS ON THE LAST DAY TOO HUH I BET YOURE GOING TO MLB RIKO AND RICE AND GRIND OUT 528591530 AOHARU RUNS AS WELL AND THEN KEEP RUINING LOBBIES ALL THE WAY UNTIL FINALS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>545043987
>level 6
OINK OINK OINK BUHI BUHI BUHI LOOK AT ME I SPEND A LOT AND STILL JOB AT FINALS WEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>545043769
>horse racing enjoyers now have to deal with anime being shoved down their throats at every turn
Grim

>300 statues to go from 3 to 4 stars
I think I have just enough for Flash...

Opera cute

uh oh, third world meltdown

Teio is a little slut

>>545043417
>spoilers
Fair but pretty disappointing >>545043474
Why are all umas so insecure about their plushies?

>>545044180
>>545044193
kek

>>545044054
Both mile championships are her career goals and she has G rank long aptitude.

>>545042930
>>545043013
are there ANY good videos out there then?
PLEASE I need some I need to GOON

>>545043987
You also have to pass the 50/50 for Lucky 7 to proc even if you're in bracket 7

>>545044180
>>545044193

>>545042732
It's only possible when your 2 opponents bring 0 front runners. I did this in cm2 with pace daiwa where I made my own sacrificial front runner, that died right before the accel zone so she rockets off.
Even then it wasn't super reliable, but now it's basically impossible to plan like that.

>>545044193
holy mindbreak...

Uma Hags?

Someone really needs to hit their post quota today

>>545044413
>found in a ditch
>no one cared
That's kinda sad
Wish her model was as good as her art, she looks freaky ingame

>>545044180
>>545044193

Start a family!

Your ace? Debuffed
Your debuffer? Dies
Your Golshi? Fuck you

I just remembered the cleat shop reset yesterday. Time to roll

tickezo before she was corrupted by the deranged danchous....

>>545043572
Italians didn't nuke the nips enough during WW2 anon so they don't get an uma speaking Italian, it is what it is.
Also Japan loves to joke about not being able to comprehend english

>>545044216
I did that for my Hishiama

>>545044180
>>545044193
I'm starting to like Teioposters

>>545044358
>get bracket 7
>AND wit check
>AND 50% it just doesn't fucking work
gamblebros I don't like these odds...

>>545043985
another based fuji enjoyer, just don't request dirt shoes

Someone post derby

>>545044471
Cute granny

>>545044787
>>545042296

TOKAI DERBY

>>545044180
>>545044193
Teio...

>>545044698
Greens don't have WIT check. Lucky Seven does have the 50% though

>>545044791
Sexy granny

>>545044618
I don’t know why I’m laughing my ass off but seeing all the insane tickezo’s and then seeing the normal one hit me hard
She’s so happy, but doesn’t know her fate

I requested Dirt shoes from my new club and instantly got kicked...

>>545044829
Thanks, I fucking hate it

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>545044698
It's not a gamble if you believe in Shiraoki-sama

>>545044905
I was under the impression that lucky 7 is an exception, but the conditions get tweaked later

>>545045028
but what if shiraoki sama's guidance told me to go gambling

>spechud supreme racist
>teiomelty
>opera cro
>unhinged dahby
Why don't we have these on the diveball team? Last time I saw the team it was only /umaJP/ references...

NO

IT WAS SO CLOSE

WHERE WAS GROUNDWORK OR URA

IT WAS SO CLOSE I WON EVERY SINGLE G1 TOO

REEEE

How do I make a good parent?
I know you want to win a good amount of g1 races, but do loses negatively impact affinity?
What about getting that uma's specific title at the end of a run?

>>545044180
>>545044193
lol

>>545044358
>>545044905
>lucky 7 which is already a shit skill also has a coinflip on top of all that
das crayzee

>>545045253
pasa ult isn't good for leo and virgo

>>545045030
That's because I was wrong. It does have wit check. My bad, anon. kek

>>545036580
Considering uma and how close top 30 line was. if you can't convince top earners from umaooo to move realistically it would be better to move some uma to umaooo to make umaooo more stable in S.
But I know this won't happen until implosion.

>>545045206
because JP niggers will have a melty and spam this general with scat again if one of their shit meme Umas get removed.

>>545045330
its not just about the unique anon

its about being generalist, I've been parent farming my entire uma musume career, making a parent for one singular CM isnt realistic

>>545045409
u mad? lol

They should give one hint per support

>>545043732
are you in one already

>>545045520
no, I'm just explaining why the global meme umas are not included

>>545045305
>use gametora to check affinity to figure out grandparents
>use the parents with the most important skills you need (ie, Ryan and maru for this cm)
>run all the G1-G3 races of the career of the uma you are using as an ace on both parents

>>545045206
Unhinged dahby is my favorite meme

>>545045206
Maybe we don't care about divegrass enough

>>545045305
>How do I make a good parent?
Win lots of G1s, get lots of good skills. Make sure spd/stam/pow are at 600 by the end.

>I know you want to win a good amount of g1 races, but do loses negatively impact affinity?
No, wins improve affinity, if you lost nothing happens, its the same as if you didnt do the race

>What about getting that uma's specific title at the end of a run?
All that matters is the wins, the titles are cosmetic. That being said, if your G1 wins match the grandparent (aka you both won hopeful stakes) you get a bonus

>>545045409
but you are the one who did that

>>545042439
I ughh joined already before asking. I was just curious if I underestimated 30m

>Teio went from being the target of abuse to the abuser
holy character development

>>545045727
What? I never posted scat

Teioposter always makes me smile.

>>545045719
certain titles do matter.

ah yes my two favorite girls apologizer (gloomy) and apologizer (big-breasted)

>>545044180
>>545044193
>teiofags are the broke niggas itt

>club still isn't 30/30
>it has been 2 days
is global accelerating towards EoS?

>>545045978
Not just that, I'm also convinced the wins providing affinity without overlapping the same win on a grandparent thing is a gaslight too until I see supporting evidence.

How do I get more carrots

10254950
come in sweatlord, i need to test

>>545045978
What the hell are the Emperor's Cups?

>>545043838
A true oinker would have Biko Pegasus

>>545045939
Even people who rummage through trash cans to find their next meal need a hero.

>>545045978
>gaslight dancer.wmv

>>545046216
>gaslighting the one actual proven helpful thing with affinity

we're having this kind of thread, huh?

>>545046271
tenno sho

CUUUUUUTEEEEE