Thread 722968776

>Be me
>See Cancer Cup is Mile
>I have Suzuka and Maruzensky, that's my best distance, I'll be good for this
>Actually tryhard for this one. Spend hours building really good Umas
>Maybe not enough to win, but they should be extremely competitive
>Sign ups. I want the unrestricted league so sign up for Open League
>Log in
>Go to do my races
>Turns out Open is the not-Open League and I wanted the Graded League
>Can only use B Rank Umas. I don't have any
>Write to support asking for them to change me to Graded League.
>Get a response within minutes saying basically "Lol get fucked lol"
Fuck my life.

I was really happy with finally high rolling on Suzuka on a run where aptitudes Sparks showed up. Goddamn.

Participation awards for me this time it seems.

More horse wife.

>>722968776 (OP)
fucking retard

>>722968776 (OP)
>7th
>8th
>9th
Exactly like last time.
I was really proud of my B+ ogurin

Come on man

These two are so cute together

>>722968776 (OP)
Wait you can't change the league?

>>722968386
You just had to jinx it, didnt you?

>>722969241
I'M SORRY admit it was funny though

Now moving onto leo prep, what is the best strategy for summer maru parents? Doesn't maruzensky have awful compatibility with everyone

>>722969384
Groundwork
White sparks for greens

>>722969428
>have to remake groundwork parents every fucking CM to rotate out the white sparks
Kill me pete

>>722969462
That's why you roll for valentines bourbon

>>722969428
So wait, I gotta remake a seiun parent and hope she sparks despite horrible compatibility?

>>722969462
But the tradeoff is S.Maru is legitimately S tier for every single CM till V.Bourbon is out.

Does TM Opera O pad her fucking outfit because her swimsuit breasts are small as shit compared to what they look like when she's all dressed up.

>>722969572
No. Have a Seiun parent that is general, maybe 9* and with turf and med/long/mile. Then have your other parent be the one that gives green sparks.

>>722969576
What about Christmas oguri?

>>722968776 (OP)
I would laugh at you but I thought the same thing and made sure to quadrouple check to make sure I signed up for the right thing.

To be fair, it is easy to make a hyper tuned B rank front runner, but then again so will everyone else

>>722969462
Make generic groundwork parent
Spend borrows on specific white sparks for each CM
Pray

>>722969636
Christmas Oguri being good doesn't suddenly mean Summer Maru is bad.

>>722969636
S tier in Medium and Long but not that good in Mile and Sprint.

>>722969591
Yes, Opera is a chestlet too prideful to show it

>>722969657
I thought it was harder because people use calculators and stuff to sandbag

I barely saw any fromt runners today what the hell was up with that

>>722969825
Not that many people own falcon and sky

>Make a Blockushin
>Actually get to see animations for Power level 4

>Decide to use my last two borrows on Leo prep since my Cancer team seems to be doing well enough
>First run gets tanked by godawful rng (night owl on the first rest, lost debut, jobbed nearly every race, etc.), but the second gives me THIS
I feel like she'd be just about perfect if only I'd been able to cap speed. Think I might be onto something with this build

>>722969905
>Pace chaser el getting almost as many wins as my fronts
How the fuck is she so strong? She has zero potential skills. Is plancha THAT good?

>>722969951
Oh I didn't mean to reply idk how that happened must have misclicked

>>722969825
I did my runs like 1 hour after it began and saw a decent amount of them

>>722969915
Needs more gambling skills.
Otherwise run a triple speed nuke comp. S.Maru is Falcon on roids.

>>722970038
triple speed nuke comp? What's that like

>>722968776 (OP)
Shikata ga nai

>>722969704
cute
does she massage her chest at night believing it'll eventually grow?

>>722969996
You still (you)'d me anon
How are you going to make this right

>>722969767
It's easy.
>findf calculator online
>plug in the stats and skills you want
>play around until it's a B rank total
>do a run and try to match what you want
>fail the next race to finalize the character

>>722970162
Here anon, I hope this is enough compensation to forgive such an awkward accident

>>722970240
>Gold City hates you
I hate girls that are not for (You)

>>722970263
Your terms are acceptable

I have spent ZERO tp and have gained ZERO fans for my club today, in fact I haven't even done my daily races!

>>722970430
Based and same, /v/mapyoibro!

Will debuffs be useless against summer maru since she has built in recovery?

>>722970240
god imagine the hatesex

>>722970430
Based freeloader

>>722970430
What's your username bwo

>>722970475
Gold city is actually very for (You), she's just tsun tsun

>>722970240
Why does gold city have the same mechanic as gold ship where she locks the training? is she bitchy

>too busy making mile opera that I never made a groundwork angling and scheming Suzuka
>use my old one that got absolutely reamed by /v/ room races
>90% top 3 rate
Yknow what? I’ll take it. Also opera winning races sometimes, I’ll definitely take that too.

>>722970079
Bring three umas with Dominator (Grass/Rudolf/Tachyon).
It's actually a bit overkill, 2 dominators are already good enough.

>3-2, 5-0, 4-1
we're all gonna make it vros

>>722970038
Not sure I can fit three speed debuffers unless I want to have no aces. My current plan is
>Best pace chaser ace I can build. Probably Top Gun, but I might experiment with other options if I feel like she's not working out
>End Rudolf as a backup ace who happens to have Dominator (and ideally Intense Gaze)
>Grass as a dedicated debuffer, primarily focusing on speed debuffs with a few stamina ones on the side

>>722970475
You shouldn't have put that thought into my head.
>gold city hates (you)
>but feels undeniably turned on by (you)
>hates herself for feeling turned on
>has no other outlet for this dam of frustration other than racing and EXTREMELY raunchy sex

>>722970592
theyre both ugly but at least chrono isnt brown

>>722970551
This one isnt winning positioning wit checks but doesnt matter huh

>>722970551
Gotta realize that training here is unironically training with the strongest trainers, I saw it in taurus, gemini and now cancer, people ALWAYS overperform

>>722970503
Rocks

>>722969225
You can, but only until the races start.

>>722970618
>We are forever robbed of doujins of this

>>722969951
yeah el condor pasa running pace is the perfect noob slayer. a room with only blockushins, she will pass them and trigger unique skill, same thing happens with weak front ace
but i dont think she can do that well in round 2 because i did alot of roommatches and she just cant win against really strong late and front

>>722970551
godly, stay the fuck away from me

>>722970654
you're right, she's black as fuck

>>722970612
Do you have wedding top gun?

>>>/trash/
Kill yourselves immediately.

*kills the bird for (you)*

>>722970175
Yeah, I figured I'd try that. Having one day to manage it is a bit of a shit though. Especially since I'll still want to get Aptitude sparks.

I've got 3 chances to make it work

>>722970851
>Gate-sama so strong, it kills the bird during matchmaking

Is it better to run natie or more of a hybrid? I'm gonna run tachyon for sure and wondering if i should bring rudolf, wedding top gun or grass wonder instead of natie

>>722970794
No, I just borrowed one for the Rudolf build because it had End and Medium sparks
In hindsight I kinda wish I had rolled for her since her unique skill seems more versatile than base Maya's, but I was saving for Seiun at the time

>>722970592
I still don't know her name.

>everyone uses her for her ult
>no one uses her
Unfair

>>722970960
Maybe if her in game model looked better

>still have to get almost every epithet for the make debut ticket
Man I don't want to think about this I just want to do some runs and get my free 3*

>>722970960
back muscle erotic

My experience has been pic related for sure

>>722971007
You can get a whole bunch of em in one run, it won't take too long

>>722971046
fucking lmao

>>722971046
>seiunfag
deserved.

>>722970960
ngl, i like her personality, but her haircut reminds me of goats I took care of.

>>722970916
what a slut

>>722971085
Groove is not that big

I HATE ANGLING AND SCHEMING

I HATE ANGLING AND SCHEMING

I HATE ANGLING AND SCHEMING

>>722970658
Yeah if she is in 1st by the final corner and procs her skill, it’s over, even if she doesn’t have the groundwork/angling and scheming stuff to help her.
>>722970661
No matter how many times I try to remember it, when I get shit on in the room matches here it makes me feel like I’m a bad toreina

>>722971081
was she hot?

>>722970957
Chronogenesis

>no mile S
>sub-1000 speed and power
>but I maxed out friendship with the director and the reporter
yep, I'm thinking this run is goated

>>722971046
Damn, great edit

I built this bitch as a last minute throwaway ace.

She is literally the ONLY one to get wins on my entire team. Got me to A quallies.

>>722971161
Friendship matters more than winning

>>722971085
See! See! No one believes me when some mares are sluttier than others!
>>722971119
She is but she's rarely seen outside her school outfit and no one uses her for races.

>>722971173
How did you get the stats that high? whale?

>>722971119
Groove is the same size as Daiwa Scarlet, you moron.

>>722970960
This is easily the worst "Final Boss" I have ever seen.

>>722971173
She's smart

>>722971173
I wish i could make throwaway A+ horses

>No Bakushin
I lived bitch
>Bakushin
I died
Shrimple as that

>>722971153
Sell her to me.

>no seiunlet melty today
I believe today was too much and theyre all finally dead....

>>722971225
I'm F2P but I've been saving from day 1 for Kitasan. Seiun was a borrow.

>198/200 vets
>need to go through them mostly one by one to make sure I don't accidentally glue someone I shouldn't

>>722971119
She is though.

Nope, still not jumping in the water. i know there are still a few leviathans hunting, i see the waves.

I have 2 attempts left. Taking all my willpower to not do them right now.

>>722971328
Insanely impressive, congrats

>>722971369
Do them, the hunters are asleep, and the whales have returned to their lairs

>>722971343
YOu should favorite them as you make good ones to ease the process

>>722971328
She deserves to go to 3* daiwabro

Cancer races are legitimately so fun to watch, I'm not even mad when i lose desu (unless it's bs like a late start)

>>722970752
Didn't work on my machine, I was the noob getting slayed every time. My one win was from a surger Vodka I built for career.
What exactly killed it besides the front opponents? Not enough power? I still don't really know how to train properly beyond just passing the scenario.

>>722971432
I only roll for cards so no statues.

>>722971485
>Cancer
>Least cancerous cup

>>722971502
What are you waiting for? the megabanner?

How the fuck do i make a Blockushin for Leo...

>>722971486
Extreme stamina and power deficiency

>>722971539
I'm not waiting for anything anymore, I just roll for supports as soon as I get the carrots for a 10.

>>722971564
You can't

>>722971486
Not enough power, not enough stamina

>>722971575
Anon....are you never gonna roll for umas?

>>722971598
This vexes me

>>722971564
You don't

>>722971641
Not only would you need to get her medium aptitiude to at least A you can't blockushin summer maru due to her mid race ult

>>722971627
Not until I finish a full SSR deck. I have enough umas from the free rolls you get every now and then.

>Grass/Vodka pumps her iron.
>Win
Whoa that's easy.

>>722971702
Don't we get a few free rolls in a couple of days?

DO NOT OPEN

>>722971761
This kills the toreina

I love the princess of [redacted]!

>>722971761
>0:06

>>722971696
What if I simply have a better Summer Maruzensky? Will she be able to block?

>>722971863
QRD?

>>722970473
Front runners need stamina for debuffs and need enough power to beat other front runners. Whale S.Maru will be unstoppable but those caught skimping will get hit.

>Skip race
>This happens

why would they do this?

>>722971939
>Whale S.Maru will be unstoppable
I will simply luckshit my way into her getting brocked after a late start

bros

>>722971928
U.R.A sponsored regime change

>>722971982
Someone posted a S.Maru with 13k rating and the appropriate skills. She had like a 80% winrate. And when she lost, their Oguri won. Whales are a different breed, their S.Maru getting brocked means nothing when their other 2 umas are stronger than your best.

I got too excited over good RNG, I forgot I lost one of the races and I need two wins
>Hopeful Stakes spark

>>722972038
This looks awful

>>722971928
Cygames recently retconned Fine Motion being Irish royalty. Now she's a filthy peasant commoner.

>>722971968
DELET THIS

>>722971486
you can afford to lose some wit, use speed and power cards, all sparks go to stamina
this is my latinx horse, won many round 1 matches but in roommatches against strong front and late she cant do much, so i will replace her with another late surger in round 2

This Uma only managed 65% winrate. I might have to build more instead of focusing on Leo.

>>722971928
cygames wnat URA horse
not IRA horse, ya dig?

>>722972105
What? but that's part of her story and career mode isn't it

>1-4
>2-3
>2-3

This is by far the worst cup I've ever been in. I kept getting blocked left and right, sometimes even by my own blockushin. The final spurt is way too short, and everyone’s packed in like sardines. The shorter the track, the more I hate it.

Also, I completely underestimated how much late/end runners would be in the cup. I thought I'd see frontrunners the most, but turns out late/end make up like 70% of the field.

>>722972153
>Only 65%
Anon.....

>>722972182
It's day one anon dont worry, you got this

>>722972212
It's day 1 and mixed group. I am not sure I can find beat round 2.

>>722972153
what about your other two umas?

>>722972182
We might see more debuffers day 2 if everyone keeps bringing late/end.

>>722972181
The actual retcon is that she's a royal from an unnamed kingdom that happens to live in Ireland before going to Tracen Academy.

>>722972078
I will simply luckshit my way into the whale having triple late start + triple rushed + triple brocked + triple wit check fails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDfx5CGspMI
The fuck is going on here?

>>722972292
I ran triple FR. If she wins, they don't win.

>>722972312
Will this lead to more muscular umas?

>>722972182
meant to reply to you earlier. dont rely on a late surger ace, like, ever

>>722972327
>triple front
Thats why, it's horribly inconsistent trust me I tried in practice races, ditch your weakest for el condor pasa

>>722972327
pls dont appear in my matches

>>722972312
>SAND turf racing featuring speed bumps

>>722972078
>their other 2 umas are stronger than your best.
That's what makes bringing them down so much better

>>722972391
I panick built this Vodka after the performance today. Not sure if she is decent cause I am not up to date on the late meta.

>>722972464
It's okay, needs ryan ult, s aptitudes and more power to be golden

My heart aches every time i do a Bakushin run

She's so mean....

>>722972512
Yeah. I'll try build a better one tonight. Need to borrow a Ryan with miles. Let's see.

>>722972536
What's her problem?

>>722972593
Tsundere

>>722972593
Hormonal woman

>>722972536
This only makes me more persistent as I add the female:"moral degradation" tag on.

>>722972521
ohno

>2-3
>3-2
>4-1
>3-2
Easily the hardest cup for me, but the most thrilling to watch since anyone can win. Most losses are from Falcon loses her 1st place early, or the opponent Lates activate more accels or earlier accels.

Is there any in game lore reason all umas can be in the same school year yet somehow they all win prestigious G1 races despite the limited amount of them

>>722970851
I miss the halls

That scream was loud

>>722972536
Doesnt she also have to deal with her manager?

>>722972721
So do I scholar, but this academy is shaping up to be a beautiful second home

>>722972362
What about end closer ace?
>tfw she got blocked just as much as my Grass Wonder

Reminder that if your team didn't get first, second and third, you didn't win.

>>722972701
Parallel universe

>>722972778
Saving for March so I can spark whoever I want.

>>722972690
Day is the most chaotic day of the month, don't worry anon believe in your umas and you will perform

>>722972690
>but the most thrilling to watch since anyone can win
this, i feel less salty when i lose, because i myself was able to win again whales too

Queueing right now is a bad idea too many A+s.

>>722972778
I'm skipping her and ill win without maru, I believe in my breeding program and my training regiment

>>722972593
She's unfortunately a woman. It can't be fixed.

>>722971572
>>722971619
>>722972152
Makes sense. I was running 3 SPD, 1 POW, 1 STA, 1 WIT with speed sparks from a 9* Maru borrow.
I'll try swapping out my 3LB SSR Creek and 2LB SR Kiseki, but my power cards aren't very high LB and I'm still locked to a Kitasan friend support.

>Gold city's trainer was her stalker
The more i learn about her career the more confused i am

>>722970590
Dominator needs you to be on the back late race, so you must run them as end closer or late surgers. Not sure if bringing 3 lates is good, too much gambling.

>2nd place
>2nd place
>2nd place
I HATE CM SO FUCKING MUCH

>>722972783
kinda the same thing. The lanes get congested around the final corner and only the front runner is guaranteed a clean route out of the pack. That goldshi is really good so I guess you just got unlucky?

I think I built my umas wrong what are the desired stats?

>>722972783
I lose a match to a Goldship that I guess hit all her accels

>>722972982
Slutines and horniness are top priority
Once maxed work on stamina

>>722972903
This is rough but doable, try maybe running 3/3 your power cards should be amazon, helios and biwa

>>722972982
max speed and power
601+ stamina
301+ guts
~600 wit for non-blockers

>>722972982
Post your uma

>>722972903
Forget SPD sparks. Use Stam sparks and borrow 9* spark. Get the rest of your stam from POW. Go 4SPD 2POW or some combination of mixing, but you want big rainbows.

Leo prep honestly doesn't look so bad.... you only gotta do two aces

>>722973126
I feel like natie is gonna be a meme since summer maru has a recovery

>>722972953
I’m not sure unlucky is the right word. She got blocked in more than half of her races and even lost to another late surger. I guess you're right, it’s probably not worth trying to make a late/end ace on a track this short. I just don't really like frontrunners (though I do have a Blockushin).

All the clubs got filled up right?

>>722973213
Mostly there's one spot in /v/ma, one in /v/ooners and one in /v/mers

>>722973213
Pretty sure v ma has a slot

>>722973281
>ASTERbros not mentioned again
You laugh, but i believe in the vision

>>722973032
We might be playing different games

Reminder that no matter how unlucky you are, you aren't as unlucky as this guy

>>722973159
I gave up on that idea, Tachyon and S. Maru have really good recoveries, so debuffing stamina is kinda pointless against them unless you go really hard on it and if other runners are also debuffing stamina specifically. But even then, you just end up with meh runners and an Ace who’s also getting debuffed by everyone, also in second and third phase people stop bringing stamina debuffers, so you'd be the only one doing it.

>>722973383
QRD?

>>722972312
Oh I'm seeing why this wouldn't fly in the states. And Europe too probably.

>>722973386
>in second and third phase people stop bringing stamina debuffers
I never saw this in taurus despite everyone telling me that

>>722973383
this game just sucks man

I try not to lewd the umas too much but Gold City really is too hot to not. I don't have this problem with any other girl.

>>722973394
that's zero Kitasan cards in 1000 pulls, five pities worth

>>722973386
isn't going hard with the debuffs the best idea? You're not gonna beat maru in a head to head so why not design your team around crippling her

>>722973394
He pulled enough to spark Kitasan 5 times (1061 pulls) and didn't get her normally the entire time on her rate-up banner.

>>722973464
It's her and gentildonna for me for some reason

>>722973383
Is this even statistically possible

>>722973437
Taurus was the first CM we had so there were a lot of meme builds, I feel that this time around people are a bit more knowledgeable (talking about good players), but if you just want to pawn some noobs and casually aim for third place, I think stamina debuffing is a very simple way to get it.

>>722973495
Jesus christ what are the odds of that

>>722973352
SOON (tm)
>meanwhile. no shoes traded.

>>722973508
I'm talking about stamina debuffs. Against S. Maru you need speed debuffs. Both of Nature's main skills are stamina only.

>>722973464
This is me with fuji, every uma tickles someone's fancy

Bourbonwhale from a few weeks ago here, have not gotten to play as much as I wanted due to health issues but thanks to some advice I pretty easily qualified for A group today once the game stopped giving her terrible mood for like 8 matches in a row.
I know I still got room to improve, and I wish the aptitude sparks were better but this still was way better than my earlier attempts. So I just wanted to stop back and say thanks.

>>722973574
I believe in an independent state for ASTER, we might not have the population, but we have the soul

>>722972831
Yeah I'm not really that bummed since I didn't invest a lot of time building this team. A little surprised sure since my Grass that often get wins on our room matches, didn't win at all on the first 10 matches lol.
>>722972845
Yes I think I lost around 2-3 times with a much lower stats umas. Imo mood is a huge factor for that.

>>722973656
BASED bourbonchad, i remember giving you advice, all my fellow robotfuckers will make it.

>>722973540
>>722973563
Simplifying the pull model to a flat 0.5% rate and not considering the guaranteed SR+ for ten pulls, it's about 0.5% for zero successes in ~1000 trials.

>>722973773
So equal with a chance to get a Kitasan on a single pull. Might as well do a single roll.

>>722973773
Wasn't it 0.75%?

>>722973689
This cup has been demoralizing so far because at least when I lost in Gemini and Taurus, it was due to their umas having better builds and stats then me. Now I've been losing to umas with worse stats and builds and a Low A Bakushin I put together to debuff is doing much better than my 11k+ umas. I really do not want to see that.

>>722973848
Post your 11k umas

>>722973848
I have been pissed seeing uma's with crazy low stamina winning when I expected them to run out of gas

>>722973848
Theres still time to improve, don't take RNG too personally If yours are truly better the odds will be in your favor sooner rather than later

>>722973920
They probably had high guts or wit to reduce consumption rate

>>722973848
Phase 1 and 2 don't matter at all because of mood swings, this also affects how hard you get blocked and how many late start, rushed etc. you get, also better mood means more skill activations. It's a big RNG fest, the real actual test is in the finals where everyone has the best mood possible.

>>722971173
witGOD

I haven't begun Leo prep yet, what's my best approach if I don't want the hag?

>>722974000
Depends on your umas, I'd go with something like triple dominator

>>722973835
Gametora says the banner rates were 0.5%, if it really was 0.75% rate then the chance of seeing nothing in 1000 pulls would be even smaller at 0.05%.

>>722974000
you have 2 options.
Dominator spam if you want to have a chance against Maru.
Stamina debuff spam if you want to get to group A finals easy but lose against Maru in the final race.

Let's all queue up at this time tomorrow guys. I already qualified so just fuck.my shit up

>>722974130
Dominator spam is rudolf tachyon and grass? what makes it so good

>>722974130
Who has dominator and why is it good

>>722974171
Dominator is a big speed debuff late race, it affects everyone in front of you regardless of your field of view. The problem with summer maru is that she has decent recovery skills, so trying to debuff her stamina is pointless.

Realistically, how many years will it take until all the whales quit so I can win CMs without sweating?

This chart is very interesting

>>722974171
It's a velocity debuff, which works much better against S.Maru than the stuff Nice Nature has.
>>722974195
Grass, Rudolph, and Tachyon.

>>722974248
Mambro.... when the whales quit its EOS

What about wedding mayano? isn't she very good in Leo

>>722973637
According to TW, plenty of players though the same so they started skimping on stamina till the bare minimum as the competition amongst FR was fierce that debuffers were effective again.

>>722974261
>Grass wonder nowhere to be seen
I've been lied to

>>722974340
Think that will happen in global too?

>>722974248
Wait for 1.5 years when you get 100 free rolls every anniv/half-anniv and you can use an item to uncap SSR, and more carats in general. You can get full SSR decks and get meta umas easily. There are even some SSR that didn't change their performance too much from 0LB to MLB.
Also modern scenarios give a lot of stats that you'll mostly use SSR for its skills, even at 0LB.

>>722974392
No clue. No other server saw the Falcon domination in cancer till global. It really depends.

>>722974318
Wedding Mayano doesn't need super creek so you can run an actually good card. She is a good but like all end/late, isn't consistent.

>>722973768
Robosex indeed.

>>722974442
Which is shocking since it seems JP was aware of how busted falcon was, one of the JPanons shared a video of how falcon was top 1 in the sprint cup from years ago, apparently for the foreseeable future she's forever good

>>722974449
GO AWAY GRANDMA

>>722974340
I'm only talking about the good players. Gotta remember that S Maru is a front runner and needs Groundwork autism, and she doesn’t have any green skills like Suzuka or F*lcon. You’ll have to parent autism and get a good run where you hit your three greens, so building her is gonna be rough for average trainers. But when it works, it works. Also, you’re right, just because S Maru is strong doesn’t mean no one will bring stamina debuffers. I actually think running a full stamina debuff team can get you to Group A finals pretty easily, since most people don’t care about min maxing stuff. I’m just talking about aiming for first place in Group A.

>>722973912
Vodka and Condor are them, with Condor winning races (if any) in first 2 attempts. On the third attempt I replaced Grass (also 11k) with the "best" Bakushin I made today because I kept losing to front runners, so I didn't care if she was good.

On the 3rd attempt, the Bakushin was actually doing very well, not enough to beat the 13-14k umas (all Oguri Caps) I encountered, but she was regularly beating other Front Runners at least for some reason. It's not a great data set but I really don't want that Bakushin to do well compared to the other umas I kept doing careers for to work on.

Vodka was on Dumb Birds ass for so long but my King comes through again. Also Ass Wonder was there.

Are (You) confident you can win plat?

>>722974612
I didn't get dumb bird, so no.

>>722974531
I seen that clip, he had Falcon as a busted blocker. Not as an ace.

>>722974612
No_

>>722974612
Yes, unless I get a triple late start

>>722974612
I will win plat, /v/ictory stakes and the arc /v/ triomphe. I'm taking home the triple crown.

>>722974552
First place in Leo means rolling for S.Maru. Everything else is gambling.

>>722974659
Careful anon, you're flying too close to the sun.

>>722971036
High quality Anon with a high quality take.

>>722974594
Will add something else as well. Condor is regularly getting Rushed, Late Starts, and low moods and she still won some races in the first two attempts. So deep down I know RNG is really fucking her over but fuck man, I do not want a quickly thrown together Bakushin to be better.

>>722974163
imagine someone conveniently having 2 blockers running tomorrow just for the fun of it, and kill all the front sweats
haha, that would be, crazy

how the FUCK do i break through the B+ career mines
i have been too lax and played this damn game too casually

>>722974680
Is she really that busted? I'm not denying she'll be strong and maybe top 1, but a guaranteed win? that sounds like taishin hype and she did nothing

>>722974680
>Everything else is gambling.
Yes, but you have to gamble efficiently. I don't care for S.Maru so I won't pull for her, I'm going full Dominator, with hesitant front runners.

>>722974779
Post support cards and goals

>>722974781
Imagine Falcon, but with a unique that triggers as long as she triggers an stamina recovery.

>>722974352
She's really short (IIRC around 152 cm), but has some of the best hip to waist ratios. Sure her actual hip size might be smaller than the bigger umas but it's the ratio that matters the most.

>>722974531
>>722974442
JP top players back then already know Falcon is the best frontrunner for Cancer. You can check their old CM guides.
Remember that the game's popularity is at its peak during that time, so most players are casual, so they mostly use the easiest uma to get like El/Vodka/Grass.
I admit they didn't mention any blocker strat though.

>>722974781
She's basically Falcon 2.0 but for Leo and with decent recovery skills.

>>722974261
Super Creek was literally made to make babies.

>>722974594
Your skills are perfect, you're just missind stats and aptitudes, as a tip i can tell your condor's wit is too high for a late and could've been used for more power training, post support deck

>>722974882
Yeah, with me.

>>722974824
The ones I saw mentioned to use her as a blocker.

>>722974261
>your Uma's ass is JUST right
Wunderbar

>>722974261
what's funny is how King Halo is top 5 in terms of waist size but down low everywhere else.

which means she's a fatty.

Is this glue? It's for a groundwork leo power parent.

>>722974824
Every guide even the old ones have her as a blocker, JP didn't realize falcon was busted until AFTER cancer, falcon reigned supreme in mile and sprint after

>>722974261
Super Creek should really just settle down and make goo goo babies already.

>>722974992
>85 - 60 - 85
King isn't a fatty she's just a thick woman

>>722974721
High quality pelvis breaking squats

>>722974992
King Rotund....

>>722974814
Reminds me of Inari, she looks insanely stacked, but she’s actually quite small compared to the titans because of her size and height.

>>722974261
Are all the jp umas asslets?

>>722975018
Groundwork is never glue

>>722975018
Pace chaser is a shitty pink but it looks very good

>>722975018
It's serviceable for a grandparent but you can likely get something better, style pink is the worst one and don't have a 3* blue either.

>>722974913
And didn't want wit that high either, this was the "stars aligning". Most of my builds are 10.5k or lower As. With later surgers. It's worse with anything else.

>>722974992
i'll have you know that MY King is just right.

any club slots open? finally ditched the one i'd been trying to keep going.
345 934 297 019

>>722975178
Any particular reason you're not running a second power card instead of a stamina? think about it, with only one card you'll rarely get friendships training worth taking

>>722975054
If you're talking about gamewith/game8 that's what I meant when I mention casuals since they aren't the top players and they make guides to cater the casuals. They didn't even understand the actual mechanic back then, just eapus.
Read the past blogs and note. They always mention Seiun is the strongest, then find out Falcon is the best to counter Seiun, then realize that actually Falcon is the best.

my basic ass sakura bakushin o i raised like a month ago qualified me for A...
i just wanted to be in B and snooze cruise to 5 wins...

>>722975302
Well link them

>>722975178
The deck is all over the place, that stamina card has to go.

>>722975248
If you're okay with doing one career a day /v/ma has an open spot! they're A+ rank

>>722975309
The rewards are so good though, you won't regret it

>First race of the first round of the first day
>Gemini Plat and Gemini Gold are my matchups
ok

>>722975381
That's not sushi that's a burger you can't fool me

>>722975301
Ignore the WT. She came after this Condor was made.

>>722975352
would be happy to, doing my minimum of 3 per still

>>722975438
So this is the power of white women.....

>>722975470
I'll post your ID in the club chat, expect an invite from danchou!

falconkeks...
also did we secretly get the shader update they have on the JP client or was vodka always just this pretty?

>>722975381
>My Vodka won against a mega falcon and my Golshi came in third anyway
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

>>722975328
This is just one of it but there are others on the internet.
https://esports.gamershi.com/article-detail/peTrE0Yn1gg/%E3%82%AD%E3%83%A3%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B5%E3%83%BC%E6%9D%AF%E3%81%AE%E6%94%BB%E7%95%A5%EF%BC%81%E3%81%8A%E3%81%99%E3%81%99%E3%82%81%E3%81%AE%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E5%A8%98%E3%82%84%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B9%E6%83%85%E5%A0%B1%E3%81%AA%E3%81%A9

>>722975532
/v/odka was always the patrictians choice

>>722975591
Interesting, wasn't grass JPs most used horse? I wonder why

AW CMON MAAAQUEEEN!

>>722975713
That doesn't look very aerodynamic

>>722975725
Is it me or is Teio's head fucking huge

>>722975796
There's absolutely nothing wrong with having a bigger-than-average head.

>>722975591
Interesting they didn't mention vodka.

>>722975796
>tfw too intelligent to let my leg heal

>>722975796
Tachyon's too in live and recorded performances.

After playing Symboli Rudolf’s career, I understand what I must do. Air Groove must accompany her in the Leo cup, alongside the Beast Maruzensky, forming the unstoppable Hag Trio! See you in two weeks my fans.

>>722975453
Hishi's good as a stat stick at the very least. Didn't know there was a Nishino (Power) card, looking at it it's pretty good.

>>722973383
0.75% chance on the re-run.

>>722975839
Biwa can you please get back to training, the Kikuka Sho is tomorrow

>>722975884
Nishino SR is essentially a better Sweepy and an excellent choice for front runners

>>722975796
She needs it to memorize the horrendous copypastas teiobros post

>>722975983
>Nishino SR is essentially a better Sweepy
Nani? how have i never heard of it

Oh my god I forgot this was going on entirely is it too late to enter

>>722976035
Nah, but you probably won't win if you didn't prep. Have fun!

>>722976035
OUR HEROES drove the whales back into the abyss, the water is nice and cool right now

are ssr cards a meme? feels like sr cards are stronger.

>>722976008
>50 specialty priority
>55% mood effect
>20% fan bonus
>+1 mood chain event + straightaway adept/acceleration chain event
>charming/energy random event
>Gives three greens; Hanshin Racecourse, Standard Distance, and Firm Conditions

>>722975712
If you refer to the data an anon posted on past threads, it was from 100 room matches so the real CM might be different. The reason should be because she is 2* and easier to train, just need to get the 3 accels and you're good to go.
>>722975847
Maybe it's either because Grass is easier to get Furious Feat compared for Vodka to get On Your Left, or because Grass has that +20% Speed Bonus.

>>722976102
my FUARKING HEROES

>>722976108
Having nothing but 1LB-2LB SR cards is a severe handicap even if you have a MLB Kitasan. That's why new players should spend at least 200 rolls on a good SSR card banner to get a decent deck.

>>722976102
The tachyon in that race might legitimately be the most busted uma I've gone against

>>722976108
MLB SRs tend to be stronger than low LB SSRs, but it depends entirely on the card in question. SRs do in fact carry most decks. It is a newb mistake to neglect their SRs thinking their 0LB SSR is somehow better.

>>722968776 (OP)
Is there even any point in me trying the cup knowing I'll lose?

>>722976265
And to think it was three months old from a 1LB kitasan deck. /ourtoreina/ sure is strong!

She's 'never ever' tier, right?

>>722975713
I was worried for a second when they presented us Super Creek in Season 1 but her bust size wasn't that huge. I guess that outfit really help make her bust size a lot more noticeable.

>>722976108
They're not usually inherently better but higher LB gives them a huge power boost.

>>722976342
HOT

>>722976345
Her actual form exist now

>>722976345
She's in the game i think, actually im pretty sure, in the project L'Arc scenario

>>722976342
Damn this guy’s Suzuka is JACKED

>>722976398
>>722976403
Holy shit.

>>722976346
Theres no way shes got that much jiggle physics

>>722976403
She's the secret superboss and her boss theme is great
https://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg?si=E-KKuWKTz_MB0MVq

>>722976474
Yeah, it wasn't noticeable until you unlock her 3* outfit.

Im getting a little worried
Every single race so far have had complete racers
Angling scheming fronts, pump iron lates and end closers, and even the Blockushins look like *this*
She placed 4th...

I'm WINNING these rooms, but still....

>>722976474
Nah, it’s real

>>722976474

In game? That's not modded or anything, there's plenty of jiggle.

>>722976559
Jesus christ

>>722976474
Have you seen Daiwa Scarlet or Ines Fujin run?

>>722976542
If you are winning that means shiraoki-sama wants you to win

These aren't horses at all. These are cows.

Brian´s double speed bonus feels like having an additional speed card everytime you do speed training

>>722976649
It's not a throwaway? i was gonna cleat it

>>722976474
Jiggle always been there. Depends on the outfit and movement. Winning Ticket is a jiggle monster but she's usually in the school outfit. Same for Air Groove and Ryan. Goldship jiggles likes crazy because she's always so animated in her signature outfit.

>>722976641

Honestly they've toned down the boobs. This is the top list including upcoming horses and you can clearly see they've barely added any huge ones since release.

>>722976668
It's one of the two cards that have a speed bonus of 2 and you don't even need to MLB it to unlock its full potential

>>722976542
This is the most cutthroat cm yet. I also won most of my games but my team is pretty fucking strong. Converse in Taurus cup my team was garbage but day one was a joke. Class A is going to be nuts for cancer. Scrapping three wins in five races I suspect will be tricky even for strong teams. If I get sent to B finals oh well. But this feels like the most random and competitive one yet, and I knew it would be after all the test rooms we ran. But what I underestimated was how strong the general population seems to be. I did play at whale hours as it went live so maybe it will be different now in the off hours.

i suck at this shit.

>>722976559
The fact that doto is even bigger is.... udder insanity

>>722976747
Post support so we can help

>>722976668

It's good for F2P or new players without MLB speed cards. It has good stats with the major weakness of no initial friendship and gold skill does literally nothing.

But what if...

>>722976792
FASTER THAN LIGHT

>>722976792
Bakushinmaxxing

>>722976710
>air groove
>90
Wait, she's as big as Daiwa?

>>722976668
It’s strong for a freebie, basically a better spechud which isnt saying a ton but it’s strong. Downside is it zaps energy from events + low initial friendship so takes a while to bring up to rainbow level. Has some good hints though like right-handed and some other stuff. That double speed bonus is noticeable, training effectiveness, and even race and fan bonus are its perks. It’s one of the better freebies we’ve gotten especially if your speed cards are currently lacking.

>>722976792
You know remember the seiunlet who spent his leftover carats trying to get seiun's fantasy card

I saw a Smart Falcon with 4 green skills and 2 early race skills but no Groundwork

>>722976710
>hag Groove the same size as Daiwa
Huh. I would've never guessed that.

>>722976710
>Doto is still UNSURPASSED

>>722976860
>He doesnt know about Groove’s grooves
fucking plebs

>>722976775
d-don't laugh

>>722976867
At least the -10 energy events give you +20 speed each, and her first event gives you +4 energy limit

>>722976881
DUMB FALCON

>>722975623
Invite is sent for if you are still ITT

>>722976928
>>722975453
Want to trade?

so far this has been as much of a gamble as i'd been expecting. the variation in my runs so far has been wild

fucking lol

>>722976928
Try spe-chud, taishin, tosho (its still good at LB0) borrowed kita, amazon and biwa. Believe it or not you will do better. Remember you only need abour 400+ wit as a pace chaser don't over overtrain it and remember to rest and not do too many optional races or big risks. Stamina an power legacies if possible

>>722974248
>without sweating
Even if the whales quit and that's a big IF The sweaty SEA f2p is still there bros...

>>722976938
Yeah it’s not the worst tradeoff especially compared to Halo’s -20 energy + 25 stats. Still for many people the energy drain is a deal breaker so worth mentioning. I think having access to right-handed gives her a ton of utility though if you need them green abilities. Asides from her you have to grab it through fuku or fine motion. For Leo, Brian is also offering medium corners (very good) and a random event that gives you lone wolf. The abilities are a nice plus. But if youve got Tosho and Halo MLB’d you might not have a ton of reason to run Brian if you dont need her abilities

>>722977079
Why is she like this

>>722977079
Grrrrr freakin brat…how in the hell do Teiobros put up with this??

I had TWO FUCKING runs where my FR was in the lead but didn't proc angling. What the fuck.

>>722977079
Anime teio is so much cooler than game teio it's not even funny

>>722977145
WIT CHECK

>>722977140
Teio bros are the most degenerate posters in this holy, pristine academy

>>722977083
So for medium-long pace runners i should go for 3 speed and 2 str? well now i just need to find a kita to borrow, thanks anon.

>>722977140
correction

>>722977161
the funny thing is “anime teio” jobs hard in the anime and only wears that outfit for that one race. Kinda disappointing in the show

>>722977184
She had 600 fucking WIT

>>722977161
I feel like anime Gold Ship is superior to game Gold Ship. In the anime she's still pretty retarded, but very insightful, powerful and caring at times. In-game she's much more chaotic and kind of a pain in the ass to everyone around her. I did notice some improvement in Brian and Tickezo's story chapters though.

Why the fuck did this guy bring a Blockushin if their only ace is SEIUN SKY

>>722977230
Oh wait my bad anon im still in CM mode, for medium-long do spe-chud, borrowed kita, tosho, super creek, mayano and taishin

>>722977313

It's still "only" like 8x% chance to proc at that point.

>>722974612
I just hope so. I'm really having a hard time against birb.

how do you build a blockushin?
i'm tired of seiun sky dominance...

>>722977079
This is unironic spanking behavior. And not the sexual kind either.

>>722977336
You sure it's not an ace Bakushin? Her 20% speed 10% wit bonus is pretty good and her career is easy as hell.

>>722976928
You're actually in good position in the half anni you get to MLB your kitasan for free

I trained relentlessly for a better ace, but in the end I used the 3 aces I made within the first two days of seriously doing ace runs. Funny how that works out.

>>722977373
WIT
POW

>do okay with my casualscum F2Peasant teams in previous open leagues
>lose all 5 races horribly in the start to this new CC
I see this is the end for me. Well, had to happen.

>>722977373
>Seiun sky dominance
In what world? The birds beat my seiun to death with their bare talons

>>722977209
Pretty sure that title goes to mayano top sex fans.

>>722977435
This race is VERY rng

>>722976928
It's going to be rough on you until you get more Sweeps or Eishins. Save up your club points for a month or so and you should be able to get the new MLB Brian who's a decent enough card.
>MLB Mayo and Taishin
>lv 25
ANON?

>>722977435
Just did runs right now? Worked out somewhat better for me after opening and now I'm waiting for morning. 2 hours ago I got my assed reamed.

2-3, 2-3, 0-5.

>>722977387
>>722977336

Nope, she was loaded with 7 debuffs and had 680 speed but 1080 wit and 800 power
somehow my derp 601 wit Bakushin kept the lead at the final corner

>>722977161
Anime Teio decided to "retire" but fail to have a plan to do after retiring. She also act fucking austicially strange on the same day when Kitasan Black caught up with her and when she talk to Mcqueen when McQueen talk about her broken leg in the rain. She also didn't fucking help Kitasan Black at all in Season 3. Nice Nature and the robot did.

>>722977538
Yeah I'm heading to work in a couple of minutes so I just want to get this shit done since I won't be back until way late to the night.

>>722976534
the first few seconds i thought it's going to be dies irae

>>722977441
That back is STRONG

I'LL FOLLOW YOU FOREVER, DIRECTOR. I NEVER ONCE DOUBTED YOU WERE 100% PURE HUMAN.

>>722977495
The mayano fans at least are cool and she will always be the first queen of /v/ma. Teiobros on the other hand are degenerates that can't sage

>>722977441
This is the only picture of Oguri I find truly erotic.

>>722977161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR1LmG27Q3s The anime toned down the brattiness,but she's still pretty bratty at times.

>>722976928
I assume that you're quite literally too poor to level some of your LB3/MLB cards. There's some decent stuff in here.

>>722977557
I'm starting to believe Seiunfags aren't the bright strategists I thought them to be

>>722976534
Holy shit what a fucking tone shift from the usual upbeat OST.

>Every single match but 3 had a person with a gold or platinum title
>2/5 for all attempts
>Finally get to face S-ranks in the wild
I guess I played the hard mode hours or the playerbase evolved and now they are the baseline but it felt kinda thrilling to play the cup. My Air Groove attempts were half-baked with the limited time available to prepare one but I'm really proud of her, she just zoomed past and took the wins or placed better than I expected her to. Even came across another, better Air Groove which won their match so after studying it I'm prepared to burn some attempts tomorrow to try to make a better one and hope to see her reach higher heights.

>>722977661
Teio looks much older in the anime

>>722977630
Explode

>>722977528
im retarded, i fell for the ssr meme.

>still haven't grinded out my 3* ticket
These cumulative scores are a drag, how do I make it go faster?

>>722977684
Anon....they're the dumbest posters in /v/ma

>>722977657
Teio fans will be dethroned once sweep tosho releases.

>>722973109
>>722973041
Used a 9* stamina parent borrow and went with 3/3 speed/power this time. I can definitely see this working with higher LB supports.
I'll try again in the morning and see how that turns out.

>>722977832
Earlier, digital

>>722977752

SSR's have gold skills and higher top end but at level 30 they're missing like half their features while a MLB SR will be fully unlocked with the bonus effects.

>>722977832
Sweepy is not hot though

>>722977528
NTA but it's so tempting to use carats for more support cards, but I'll save myself from long-term pain and wait for rerun Kitasan.

Seiun-lets have no self-control.

>>722977881
She's hot without her dumb hat.

Do you think there will be Dotolets?

>>722977868
Digital fans are well respected members of society

>>722977942
No, dotochads are people who save. We barely avoided the threat of fujilets due to incredible luck

>>722977832
>>722977868
>The two umas I want to roll for most
I sure hope not. It'd suck if I had to be associated with anons more degenerate than Teiofags

>>722977890
You can do a couple of pulls in aoharu

>>722977881
she's hotter with her sexy hat

>>722977881
Duramente and Kitasan don't agree with you.

>>722977970
>The uma who would enjoy getting cucked

>>722978060
But enough about smart falcon

Is there some difference between or determining factor for what decides whether you get the full length unique animation or just the short version?

>>722977574
Update, 15 amazing races and 1 shocking victory. I'm not going to get much out of this CC, I can feel it!

>>722978069
Queen Elizabeth 2nd race today.

>>722977942

I will not be dotolet but I just pray summer Maru is merciful to me so I don't have to open wallet for Doto. At least first part of half-anni overlaps Doto so there's some aid to be had there.

>>722977875
Thought specialty priority was the most important stat, some sr cards outright lack that.

I'm surprised the threads move this fast at this hour wtf

>>722977140
spankings when she's being a brat
cuddles when she's being good

>>722978085
The options menu

I didn't realise the cup started today.

>>722978085

There's a toggle for it in options.

>>722978112

There's a ton of SR cards, not all of them are good.

>>722977942
The biggest question is should I use up the scout tickets I've saved up on her or hold them until megabanner and just use carats?

>>722978112
I don't know who told you SRs don't have specialty priority but you were lied to. You can check on gametora for individual cards https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare

>>722978085
It's an option in the settings. You can set it to be either long, short, or long the first time you see it each day and then short for the rest of the day
Also 1* and 2* umas don't get "full length" unique skill animations even at 3*; they just get one animation that's about as long as the "short" animations for native 3*s

>>722978153
GET TO IT ANON THE WATER IS COLD

>>722978167
is there even a difference between using the pink tickets and carats?

>>722978227
Nope you just can't do a 10 pull with tickets

>>722978227
Pink tickets are single rolls hence no guarentee min roll in 10 tickets

>tfw accidentally glued my B rank milers during the auction event and am forced to enter Graded now
Its so over, ah well which of these six highest graded mile umas should I condemn to the Cancer? And yes, I did click the carrot on the medium/long B rank umas once I learned that favoriting is a thing

>>722978227
Well they're single rolls only, that's about it. They still count towards pity.

>>722978167
>>722978227

I think tickets build up spark pity (200 pulls) but don't help with the 10 pull SR guarantee. So ideally you'd save tickets for a banner you know you're going to spark.

>>722978251
It doesn't really matter for umas though right? the SSR rate doesnt change with a 10 roll just the fact that the last one is guaranteed to be at least 2*, but it doesn't make the 3% any more likely

>>722978257
None are great, but the bottom ones won't gas out so you can luckshit a few wins

Guys
Gold City's first four story chapters made me want to pull for her
What do
>my first choice of reaction image couldnt be used because it was already posted

>>722978319
Yes

>>722978389
This happens to me with every uma it's fucking evil

>>722978318
I think I'll do 10 rolls until I get her, then use the tickets as a last resort if I need to spark.

>>722977441
I wonder how many fetishes were awaken by this one scene alone.

>>722978178
this is a real life changer, thanks anon.

>>722978389
How many carrats? Any uma you are planning on getting?
If this post gets a 7 then go for it no matter what

>>722978257
They're all dogshit but Uma 2, Uma 3 and Uma 4 are the cream of the crap

how are we doing /v/ma

>>722978319
Yeah.
Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure it'd be more optimal to only do single pulls on uma banners... that way, you can stop rolling the instant you get the 3* you want instead of wasting a few extra carats on the rest of a 10-pull

>>722978389
Do nothing. Get spooked by her on the megabanner. She's shit right now. Be strong.

>>722978426
oof this looks like they traced over a 3d model or mocap and said good enough

>>722978447
It's just impossible to win unless you whale.....

Damn, bump limit, anyways.

Hello everyone, club ASTER (ID=328904426) is recruiting.
As per usual with clubs that post recruitments here, there are no quotas and shoe trading is desired from recruits. If some stray anons are even around anymore and still looking for a place to stay be sure to check us out, just try to be active.
On the event the ID above doesn't get you to the club here's my ID 890749337824 so you can find your way to it. Hope to see you there and may everyone get a good Cancer Cup run.

>>722973352
>>722973213
Don’t fret, I gotcha.

>>722978426
She's fatter than I remember here.

>>722978526
We will one day be independent

>>722978526
Sovl

>>722978498
>green woman trying to gaslight you into swiping

>>722977826
this is why I prefer Teiobros and Ricebros to a single Seiunfag.

>>722978498
You treacherous woman!

>>722978498
No wonder you like the color green, money devil.

>>722978498
A LIKELY STORY GREEN DEVIL

>>722978564
oy neigh, shut it down

>>722978426
I just love Jo and Belno's

Test

Any other cards i should level up?

>>722978619
why are sprinterfags like this?

>>722978619
I just realized her side bangs are meant to make her look like she has cat whiskers.

>>722978580
>Teiobros

>>722978635
Hishiama
Biwa
Matikanefukukitaru
King Halo

>>722978426
I didn't find anything sexual about this. Oguri is too innocent for that
t. pit and back enjoyer.

>>722978526
Best danchou in /v/

>>722978681
This is spefag slander

>>722978447
Winning, just gotta focus on winning finals. I believe in my girls

>>722978718
Good, you're still normie enough for outside. It was a regular, low-skill dance and you recognized it as such.

>>722978656
Kick that neigha bitch OFF THE TURF

>>722978681
and why do you have that saved?

>>722978790
>normie enough
Shut the fuck up, normalfag

Woke up at 4 AM, and I just knew there was a thread, and I just knew I had to check, and I just knew I had to post BEST GIRL!

>>722978915
Nigga go back to bed.

>End up in a room with someone running a triple front runner setup
>Legit with groundwork+greens on all three runners
>My Blockushin actually has a chance to properly Blockushin
>Top 3 were two Golshis and Vodka
Oh hey so it really does work

>>722978858
NEKOOOOOOO

>>722978915
Take this and go back to sleep.

>>722978915
I love NTR

>>722977630
Damn, I want a Brian.

>>722978915
The NTRAnonymous is singlehandedly making me consider joining his cult

*coughs blood* umadacchis..... did we win against the janny........

>>722978915
Based.

>>722979047
The janny has been vanquished... We've won the Hopeful Stakes.

>>722979047
A thread before this one got 404'd

>>722979037
She is the way, the truth and the life no one gets through the road to the top without BEST GIRL!

>>722979178
Damn, do we need to use the bird again?

>>722979178
That was pretty funny not gonna lie, it was some top tier sense of humor

NTR is a literal generic NPC Uma and looks like them.

>>722979212
Hard to say, but just in case blame Fukufags

>>722979178
With how early it was made that was always its fate

>>722979295
Can I blame the taishinbros

>>722978447
Groovy!

>>722979272
I don't really see it. Spechud looks way more generic than her.

>>722979316
Well can I blame the seiunlets?

>>722979296
And for some reason they left this thread hanging that was created while previous one was still up?

>>722978415
The sample stories for Taishin and Falcon tugged at me too this sucks

>>722978443
I have 25000 (free) carats
I wanted to see if i could luckshit Summer Maru but i feel obligated to grab Doto because i already have Opera O. I also wanted Tamamo Cross that seems to be coming right before the omni-uma banner comes

>>722978475
I cant keep trying to stay strong for every uma that tugs at me like this

>>722978635
Biwa, Hishi. Groove if you’re doing groundwork runs. Mejiro Dober is one of the stronger wit cards, level her too.

>>722978635
>King Halo level 1
how did I miss that. Fuku is good too but more for grabbing right handed.

>>722979380
Hmmm Doto is coming very soon tho, but the half-anni should get one a few carrats
I think you can afford a 10 pull

>>722978558
>>722978563
>>722978736
We’ll get there, you’ll see, and the soundpost will be but a relic of the past known by no one because there won’t be a reason to post it anymore.

>>722979376
I'd just consider it a warning shot since it was done directly after a "comment".

>>722977079
>tfw she speaks like this even outside the pasta
Life imitates art.

>>722979212
Seems to be no difference between easy-to-spot and stealth threads. Go with easy to spot since stealth pops 2-3 threads being made from wit checks fails.

Just be decent and avoid taking the bait. Janny is gone or okay. Falseflagger seems to be gone. Gore/porn spammer seems gone. Only one particular anon wanting to start club wars seems to be active. And if people end up using a bait thread, just roll with it. Feel it out.

And remember, play the game.

>>722979469
why, did someone hurt the janny's feefee?

>>722979460
Alright, you sound cool. I'll put you on the /v/ club leaderboard next monday.

>>722979521
fatkween.....

>>722979469
Nah, the OP looked like "teehee vidya gaems amirite fellow bros" kind of post
>>722964287

>>722979532
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! IT'S A TERRITORY!

>>722979476
As a Teiobro even I can admit the pasta was eerily accurate to Teio’s real mannerisms. This is apparent to any true teiobro. One must accept it would not be out of character for her to behave in such a way

>>722979591
DECOLONIZE ASTER! INDEPENDENCE NOW!!!!

>>722979521
The falseflagger might actually still be around and trying to start club drama as his new tactic.

>>722979460
The spinoff game is SOVL and Im tired of pretending otherwise. Good pixelart, just needs more content/games

>>722979521
Literally no one is talking about clubs at this moment, shut the fuck up

>>722979628
That danchou could make his friends one of us...

>>722979521
I'm scared to actually draw and play McQueen at this point
I thought just getting an insurance race before Hopeful Stakes would be fine and this was all overblown but looking at the race list there was exactly one G3 race available among medium/long and not a single G2 as candidates for insurance

>>722979521
Hopefully Im not being mistaken as someone who wants to start drama. I know I get a bit rowdy but it’s all banter on my part. Nobody takes clubposting THAT seriously…right?

>>722979521
This is very good advice, and we should give it a few hours between threads not everyone can catch them and not everyone will be at them every time so it's good to spread out. the club drama shit is very forced, no one likes club dramas and while /v/ma IS slightly sweatier i really don't think they're doing anything ridiculous (will still bantz and shit on em for fun tho)

>>722979636
Oh, I'm retarded, you said that. My mind just erased half your post for some reason.

>>722979636
And is the falseflagger in the club with you now?

>>722979705
unironically funposters like fukufags, teiobros, and seiunlets give /v/ma its culture
just be yourself

>>722979784
I'm going to club the falseflagger, yes.

>>722979705
Yeah I agree, clubposting is hilarious but let's not talk it seriously like the anon that wants to start a war is trying to do, doing shit like poster member IDs or names is cringe, it would help if people didn't take the bait but oh well.

Look at my horse.

>>722979705
No, but somebody is trying to make it that way whenever /v/ma gets mentioned.

>>722979742
>while /v/ma IS slightly sweatier
oops, meant to say **der/v/ here

>>722979705
I think there was some legitimate criticism mixed with shitposting and falseflagging, but writing everything off as the work of some schizo is always easier

>>722979864
My running theory is that it's one of the guys that got kicked for inactivity.

>>722979784
My club has two danchous just like you have two dads

>>722979864
You know what they say: If you aint got haters then you ain’t poppin! Keep hustling playas

I think we need democracy in the danchoudom-

>>722979921
Word, my neighga.

>>722979953
MY HOUNDS!!!!
ATTACK!!!!!!

as long as the rest of the clubs sans /v/mers don't add quotas like a bunch of faggots, I couldn't care less about the club drama

>>722979914
My theory is that 70% of the clubs are run by glowies. Horse MD gives me those vibes especially. Now I dont have any PROOF of this but it’s just a gut feeling. If they delete this thread, then you’ll know im too close to the truth. Dont trust your officer, he’s botting his fan cou

>>722979972
Sexy horse

>>722979998
>clubs are run by glowies
to be fair, everyone is trading cp on a daily basis

>>722980058
BOURBON GET DOWN

>>722979953
This is a dictatorship
And I rule with an iron dick

>>722979998
I work so hard trying to cure special week from hematomacrosis and this is how I'm repaid?