Thread 724066682

>Blast Onepiece
Japanese characters always have such tubular names.

>>724066682 (OP)
Feel like something's missing here

>>724066726
Meds

I love human women!

>>724066682 (OP)
Horses usually have funny and/or cool names

>>724066835
What do horses have to do with anything

>>724066820
And they love (You)!

Extremely high Wit thread for big heads only.

Okay anons gonna need your help here, do I just write whatever here and payment will still go through or is there a link in english that's intended for international audiences?

>>724067121
Big head you say?

>>724067375
Kek, I was just about to post this

>>724066835
Horses?

>>724067478
Big heads think alike.

>>724067375
>>724067478
I wonder how many times does she say "MY HEAD'S NOT BIG" in her career?

>>724067692
Ma'am this is a thread about human women.

>>724066820
>>724066958
If she loves me she wouldn't lie to me.

>>724066682 (OP)
typical chink design

5091 5614

>>724068031
Is this a CM room?

>>724067328
I don't know, I'm broke so I haven't done it. Either way, Doto's getting a new barn, they just hit their goal.

>>724066820
Green devil...

Finally got her, what cards should I be using to build her?

>>724068867
Depends on what cards you have and what sparks your parents have
She needs a lot of prep in advance and is still difficult to build anyway
You got a Seiun parent ready?

>>724068982
Oh well shit, I haven't really prepped for her, I wasn't expecting to get her. I don't have Seiun so I'll have to borrow, who else is a good parent?

>>724068867
Enjoy the grind

/v/mapyoicels care to explain???

Is this

>>724069257
>7

>>724069257
>7
You aee not fooling anyone fukutard

>>724067328
I think there was an option for international audiences somewhere at the bottom

Why is creek into age regression

>>724069257
There should be a L/v/cky club where all the Fukutards hang out.
And we can burn them all inside it.

>>724069379
Well its too late, lets hope nothing bad happens, it was a basic payment so shouldn't be too many problems

>>724069318
>>724069354
I-it was an accident, I'm one of you! See this post doesn't end with 7!

buenos dias Fenomeno

>>724069535
Worst case scenario your cc company just bounces the payment

>>724069627
Well well well...

>>724069136
Whatever your best groundwork/medium parent available is.
If you don't have parents with sparks you're going to have to picking up 3 green skills from cards which is a big ask
I'd just not bother for this CM.
I made Smaru. I have both parents prepared specifically for her and this cup before the banner. She was still a pain to build. I'm happy with the stats but the performance is underwhelming and not worth the effort I've put in
>No other FR in lobby? Lose
>Better Smaru in lobby? Lose
>Dominator spam? Lose
>Fail wit check on GW, either heal or Angling? Lose
I'm still running her but I'm pinning my hopes more on pace ace now

>>724068460
They've more than doubled the goal now. Maybe Doto will have more friends in the future.

>>724069627
MY HOUNDS,
KILL HIM!!

>>724069627
Your goddess has betrayed you.

>>724069710
If he makes it, Doto is 29 already

>>724069710
Comfy

>>724069710
Why is he dressed like that?

>>724069675
>>724069683
>>724069759
>>724069762
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME I'M TOO IMPORTANT FOR THIS

>>724070032
It's cold outside

Is there a way to farm statues? I'm only 30 statues away from 4 star oguri cap

>>724070183
Don't think so, think the only way to get them is to roll and hope for 2 star umas

Are you rolling next month for OUR HERO?

>>724070183
not really, events and CM are your biggest statue income sources

>>724070183
yeah, finish 30 event bingo wheel cards
You also get some randomly as rewards in career so you might not have to do all 30 cards!

>>724070183
Do career fan runs for your danchou, you can get statues as a bonus from winning graded races. And you get a statue when you complete the bingo cards for the event right now.

>>724069759
Arf.

>>724070364
If I go through my personal threshold then sure, I'll give her a 10

What's the verdict on the fatwa card? Cleat?

>>724070618
It's a good welfare. Do not cleat

>>724070618
Never cleat a welfare card.

>>724070585
Was it autism

>>724069535
>>724067328
When I did the English and Gaijin option, it didn't ask for an address and payment seemed to go fine. Well it asked for an address in the first 2 lines but I tossed something silly in there. What you showed never popped up for me. Still watching account like a hawk in case a weird transaction happens but not my first rodeo with Jap processing.

>>724066682 (OP)
Burn Burnings
Shot Weapon
Jamitov Hymen

>>724070585
Pictures of Seiun Sky is also the only way I can have her...

>>724070687
Except goldshi

>>724070687
This.
Imagine missing out on free carats just for upgrading your cards.

DIRT SHOES PLEASE!!!!

>>724070364
Shan't roll until Rice
It's why I have no support cards on me too

I NEED MORE TRAINEES CYJEWS

I love rice!

>>724071059
Die.

I hate seiun...

!

>>724071189
Give her to me then

>>724070763
Yeah upon looking around some more I seem to have missed it, ah well if it bounces I'll just try again

>>724071206
>He used the power of the whales
Anon NO!

>>724070834
>no mention of Quattro Bajeena, M'Quve, Bring Stabity, Natora Einus, and many others
Now that I think about it, weird how no notorious horse is named after a gundam or a gundam charactdr

>>724071341
Oh no haha I get 1 more Fukutaru/Tachyon SR a month with the power of whales!

>>724071356
There's a horse whos one big Gundam reference if that counts

>Finally make a good pace chaser that can win rooms
>Have no idea what to build next
What do I do?

>>724071663
double debuffer

>>724071663
Late Surger parents

On that note, do you guys still want the how to make an ace tutorial or would you rather have the other anon make the aoharu guide since the new scenario is soon?

FAT FUCK

>>724071932
Make the ace tutorial I want to be first rate

>>724071932
Aoharu guide would be nice.

>>724071932
I mean, unless you really don't want to do it, I'd say it wouldn't hurt, some people on here seem to really want to see how other people train

>>724071932
I think Ace is better for now, gonna experience the next scenario at my own pace anyhow
What I am worried about it MANT but that's not coming anytime soon

>>724071961
Slow Metabolism can cure itself but I've only seen it happen once

>>724072209
I hope the danchous are merciful during MANT.....

>>724072437
Why you are getting a lot of races during it, surely that translates to fans, no?

>>724072328
Any bad status can get cured in the shrine recreation event

>>724072484
Yeah but imagine having MANT run quotas

>>724072437
My guys have already suggested that we slack up on the rules in our club once MANT comes, and I agree.

>>724072514
No there's an actual random chance of curing it on its own

>>724072514
Which is two layers of RNG.

>>724072514
slow metabolism has an special event called Back in Shape that removes it, no idea how it triggers but it must have a minuscule chance

Does unity change parenting?

I heard you like RNG, so we added RNG on top of your RNG sprinkled with some RNG and served warm on a bowl of RNG. You're welcome .

>>724072735
Why is mcqueen so fucking fat

>>724072656
>"sike" says /v/ma danchou and kicks any slacker that actually believed that

>>724066682 (OP)
Id blast her One Piece with my semen, if you get my drift?

>He is a Seiunlet
>He is a Fujilet
>He is a Summerlet
>He is a Dotolet

>>724072796
The QOL updates really can't come fast enough. I am already so fucking fed up with all these random mood downs and blocked losses.

WHICH UMA WILL TWERK TO YOU

>>724069652
God I hope Fenomeno gets a really feminine Swimsuit at some point in the game. Tough tomboys getting feminized is a beautiful thing to see

>>724072828
I was planning on shooting them, actually.

>>724073039
>Riceposters are just baiting shitposters
Truly VILLAINS

Should i? on both?

Can I still make it if I'm non-stop grinding and still not have a single ace?

>>724073160
Should you get scammed? Twice?

>>724073160
I will if there is a deal that's less than 20 bucks

>>724073160
It's kind of a scam unless you really are lacking in roster or support

>>724073159
why are you talking in third person?

>>724073160
Maybe on the 3*, the card pool has too many terrible cards

>>724073227
so i shouldnt redeem? lol
>>724073315
Anyway, where else do i spend them on? ive got exactly 3k. should i just do daily pulls then or something?

Man its been so long since I played a career for the first time, lets see what the fat fuck has in store for me
I am yet to start Spe's, Teio's and Grass' careers lmao

>>724073395
If I were you I'd say the trainee one is worth it and spend the rest on daily pulls

>>724073160
A random 3* trainee is whatever if your pool is lacking. A random SSR is awful because even good SSRs can be mediocre at 0LB.

>second inspiration
>no medium s
Sorry danchode, she's going to the glue factory

>>724068867
Underrated picture.
>copies Kitasan's stupid pose
>boob shot
>top falling apart
>completely gone in bottom shot
>Seiun good choice as another front runner
>Seiun reacting to the lost top
I love this hag. Wish she had more art.

fuck danchou

>>724073716
No way fag

>>724073001
like what, those ones with frills?

>>724073494
Her career is pretty good. i was pleasantly surprised when i played it, never thought it'd be this neat and styff

>>724073716
Which one?

>>724073395
>3k paid carats
Sorry, scammed thrice then

I wish she had even bigger tits and acted even sluttier

This ass picker offers to share her food with you.
Do you accept?

Grass hates p*ce chasers

>>724074010
A hag wrote this post

>>724073939
Trainer-san still wouldn't fuck her though

Th-Thanks

>>724074003
I will not eat the burger.

>>724074262
>Strength Chakra
YAMEROOOOOOOOOO

>>724074262
That's what you get for picking your butt.

>>724074326
I already had charming ;_;

I don't think this is gonna help you find your prince, Kawakami
I mean a punch from a regular uma is already bad enough but from you it might just turn him into mist

How many Aces should I have by now?

>>724074497
How did Halo's daughter turn out like this?

>>724074650
I have one, and she doesn't have Medium S so it doesn't really count I guess

>>724074497
>91 - 57 - 87
I VOLUNTEER

>>724074497
is she a canon husband beater?

>>724074497
I'm starting to fall for the princess propaganda. Stop it i need to save my carats

>>724072735
>no idea how it triggers
by running races or training

>>724074725
Can't you still winning without medium S?

I wish I liked matikanefukukitaru, her character is pretty lame but she's pure sex in a way even the titty monster umas just can't compete with

>>724075065
Why would you want to fuck the weird autistic luck horse

>>724075036
Yeah probably, Oguri places decently in open rooms, but the Medium S boost is real. Lost by 2 and a half lengths to a Dominator Rudolf with Medium S.

>>724075065
i for one think her career is one of the better ones, actually.

I want to run these two but there is no way they are not going to gas out because of debuffer hell.

What's her problem? Just eat it?

>>724075065
There is literally no way that gremlin is sexually attractive

>>724075296
Its called being a kraut, there is no known cure

>>724075183
She mellows out heavily into cute wife material.
>>724075187

>>724075234
>800+2gold
>gas out
IM COOKED!!!

>>724075234
Oguri is fine, taiki is fine if theres no wedding maya but if she loses a single recovery she dies

>>724074921
She comes before the megabanner you can spark her anyways

>>724071356
I'm sure there's been plenty, just not successful enough to feature in uma
>quattro bajeena
the danchou of ae/v/g...

I'm still trying, this time I did manage to cap speed but the rest of skills and stats (specially power) are absolute dogshit, I can never win

Hey guys this is Aston Machan! Please make sure to include her in the thread and don't forget her :)

>>724075736
Aston Martin?

Did somebody say something?

>>724066682 (OP)
I hate this game so much sometimes

>724075736
Why is there a blank post?

>>724075589
that's good enough for an A finals ace though
>BUT POWER
it's good enough, you're gambling on Iron anyways

>>724075736
>Posting a blue archive character
Fuck off this is an Umamusume thread

>>724075941
ALL IN

>>724075979
>733 stamina with a single gold recovery

>>724075979
I also didn't get red shift, it could still be so much better, also what the other anon said about stamina

im fucking done trying to make smaru work
>no medium S
glue
>no groundwork
glue
>no triple green/focus
glue
ill just run vodka or something

>>724076118
Frontslop is so demoralizing, I might literally just wait for better cards or valentines bourbon. Shes driving me insane

>>724076050
>tachyon instead of nakaiji festa
you're not gambling hard enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GKiRp333w
When are they bringing My Wife Knows Everything and The Wife Doesn't Know to Uma Musume for whacky straightman and funny man hijinx?

>>724076296
that is festa

Wait what? With what funds?

>>724076374
no anon that's tachyon, look at the bangs and the ear charm

>>724076050
What ended up as my Opera O.
Please tell me this is good for Leo Cup....

>>724076452
yeah sorry nvm you right im dumb

>>724076468
Your accels?

>>724076468
Anon.... this could've been perfect but
>no red shift or shooting

>>724076468
>no red shift
>no shooting for victory
NEIGGHA HOW ARE YOU GONNA WIN
THAT'S G L U E

>>724076468
Shoulda put 100 Stamina/Guts into POWER but we take these

1256 6643
leo

>>724076432
She's a super athlete and idol with merch, of course she earns a cut

the centurial overlord would have jobbed every single one of his races if he ran against the supreme ruler of japan

>>724076468
that one might win by default if everyone else gasses out against multi debuffers

>>724076468
>No red shift or shooting
It was over before it began
1k+2 is overkill btw, but the stats are fine overall. Just the skills.

>>724075736
>cleverly done anon but you're not supposed to be here

>get back where you belong and forget about all of this

>ų̷̞̪͕̞͇̞̭͍̣̀̎̀͒̀̀̈́̑̆̎̈̊͋́͝n̴̨̡̧̘̞̬̘̯̟͉̣͂͊͌͊̍̋͋͋̔͘͜͜͝t̸̬̬͆̋̒̋̇̉̎̈́̑̈́̀̋́̕͘͠i̶̗͒ĺ̸̨̛̰̹̫͛̄͐̂̾͋͒̈́̂͘̚͠͝͝͝ ̸͍̪̜͖̜̞̝̫̰̌̏͌͌͋̀͜͝ẃ̵͉̮̎̌̃̿ẽ̴̻̺̹̙̭̱̫́̏̐̋͌̈́͑͊̃̚͜ ̴̺͆͌̓̎̎́̀̒̔̽̍͐̎͌̕͘m̶̱̠͍̺̯̣͖̜̘̙͐͋̔͜e̸͓͓̫̯̾̐͝e̵̢̱͙̹͚͖̻̼̭̩̦̱͙̓̈͒̈́̓͋͆͂̚͝t̷̮̫̗͈͋̉̓̈́̐͆̄͘͠ ̷̣̮̮̣̺̎̓̎̇̄̔̋͂̽̚̚̕͝a̶̩̫̥̾̽̈͝g̶̩̖̦͔̠̯͇̩͛̄̔͐̓̎͠a̵̢̧̛̟̯̳͖̤͕͚͉͍̾̄̀̓͛͛͒͌́̀̚i̶̢̨̛̤̭͍̥͚͈̻͔̯͒͆̒̋͋̃͛̑͊̇̉͝͝ň̷̢͔̤͓̜̜̥̯̖̂̀͌̀̇́̚̕͝

>>724076576
>>724076603
>>724076609
I dont have good parents for those

>>724076782
then borrow retard what are you even doing

Leo Cup? /v/ictory Stakes? I think you should be preparing for something more important, like the /v/ Triple Crown series that I’m announcing today in a few hours. Be prepared for crazy training and brutal conditions for this November.

>>724075065
>titty monster umas just can't compete with
Anon...

>>724076641
>Full
Not like it really matters, I'm not even close to ready. I feel like a lot of people are still unprepared

>4 oguris in a single 9 uma room
cap as in peak...

>>724076873
finally, all those FRAUDS will be exposed like they did in the /v/ictory stakes...

>>724076782
Borrow a Taiki with Maru grandparent, or the reverse. Pace has no reliable accels besides their skills so please at least use them as parents before making pace ace.

>>724076782
Pacers just don't get going on the final corner without them
At least one.
Having both is like hitting Pump on LS in Cancer - huge accel surge

>>724076641
oops, all pace chasers

>>724076950
make sure to wash your hands after the race

>>724076947
I am unprepared as well, I literally entered the 3 worst umas in the room

I LOVE PICKING MY BUTT

>>724075373
How is she wife material?

>>724076852
>>724076985
>>724077038
Guess the grind continues for the Overlord
thanks for info anons

>>724076782
I don't know why but these images of real life horses with status conditions are my favorite thing to come out of this game

What would you do if you saw this rapidly approaching your fridge?

>>724075941
I passed 2 of these and they were both at 100 speed cap. https://youtu.be/8k6o6EgesIY

>>724076873
>After a grueling second round, you've done it
>You have successfully grabbed the second of the three crowns in the series
>You and a select few of /v/'s best move on to the last round
>No matter how it ends, you are proud of your girls and are glad that your training has paid off, and you have learned much from each other and your fellow trainers
>
>Stayers Stakes
>3600m
>Rain

>>724077207
start furiously picking in my ass so the food is full of germs

>>724076975
As a heads up, the three races for November will be the Gl/v/e Stakes Leo, the Green Devil Cup and the Hopeless Stakes. What does that mean? You’ll find out, but let’s just say your decks will be vastly different from what you’re used to in two of those races.

>>724077236
CAM ON TEIO!!! WIN SOME FACKING RACES!!!

>>724077326
but that's not how the triple crown works, that would suck

WHERE DID THE OGURI ASS PICKING MEME COME FROM STOP RUINING HER PR

>>724076985
question, does it have to be OG Maru or summer Maru?

>>724077236
>end closer Teio
it worked surprisingly well, did you dodge the debuffs? did her ult trigger properly? did you trigger pump?

>>724077471
she's teiobro tier now, i'm afraid

>>724070834
Slab Bulkhead

>>724077484
Red Shift is OG

>>724077521
Desperate Teiobro btw

>>724077471
nervous neicha cute

....

>>724077192
Someone should make a mood up of this one

>>724077331
Ahhh anon-sama's salty, musky flavor ~

>>724077182
During her career she lessens on her freakouts and zodiac sign reading but keeps her willingness to help others. She also does very wifey things for (you) under the guise of luck rituals then just stops caring about the ritual part and just loves (you) in the open.

>>724077471
it's from here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_TszRk8RmtY
her reputation will be the butt picker from now on

>>724077521
The only Teio-tier uma is Daiwa because of the Open League shilling and porn posting

>>724077594
the only way to save her reputation is by dragging down everybody else's
please understand

>>724077493
to be honest i was so focused on the oguri blob that i didn't see how teio was going

>>724077471
>>724077880
Stop picking anon's ass for him.

>>724077836
Teiofags are fucking GROSS

>>724077943
why are you posting gifs of mob umas?

>>724077880
I was fine with her being the fatty architected obese wife

>>724077836
Kill Teiobros

>>724078001
Isn't that Umamusume B?

>>724077880
Ogurin should NOT be this cute when she's picking her ass

>>724077880
i never found these chinese videos funny

>>724078072
That's actually uma musume C

Post umas whose reputations have NOT been ruined.

9977 4383
another leo

>>724078050
She still is, this slander will pass

>>724078215
>

>>724078139
I should've known...

>>724078215
i WILL find a chinese video that permanently ruins her PR

it's amazing that every single uma in Daitaku Helios' generation has a horrible design

>>724078215
You first

>>724078215
>She fattens you up

>>724078215
The OG

>>724077880
do chinks really need to be told that this is unhygienic or is this just a meme

>>724078215
Bit of an aquired taste, granted

>>724078215
My FUARKING wife

>>724077879
Fair enough

>>724078293
WHAT TAIKI DID WITH HER ROOMMATE IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
WE MUST BE BETTER TRAINERS

>>724078478
I can't use her own card with her so I haven't touched her in awhile. I need her for another TT Sprinter.

>>724078215
I don't think I've ever seen anyone slandering Doto, and rightly so

>>724078574
>roommate is Mejiro Hober

>>724078478
I feel like the fact that she hard filters people that don't look into her beyond surface level is why she doesn't get these kind of bandwagoners that ruin her rep

>>724078574
The Kratos shit is unfunny as fuck, please don't bring it here

>recovery doesn't proc
>uma dies
riveting gameplay

>>724078687
GODS

>>724078794
uma is witge

>>724078478
>Bit of an aquired taste
>Posts the most cookie cutter "not like the other trainers" uma in the game
King Gaylo fans are the safest motherfuckers in /v/ma despite wanting to look different, they're like the type of people that browse /mu/ twice, listen to Aeroplane Over the Sea once and think they have incredibly niche and complex taste. With this 7 I banish you into arima kinen hell

>>724078609
Doto more like Cuteo

Why are Fukucunts appearing out of the floorboards again? Go back to the prisoner camp or face the wall

>>724078827
Ironic since she more or less stop believing in them in her story

>>724078609
There's genuinely nothing to slander, doto is pure cute and good personified.

>>724078478
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723320382/#723328378

>>724078448
This is a bad thing?

>>724078609
Sadly, her story tied way too much on Opera and siscon at times.

>>724078845
counterpoint: Halo a cute!

>>724078967
>Being THIS desperate to slander the king

>>724079009
Getting fat sucks, yes, getting fattened against your will I'd say even more

>>724078845
based fukufag, you can have a spot on shiraoki's list

>>724078478
Before I played her career I thought "who the fuck is this mob uma raahghh I don't care"
Then she became a top 3 uma for me

>>724078215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3rpmctmC_M

>>724078215
Her PR has been significantly improved, currenbros are respected again.

>>724079205
Her and Nice in top 3.

>>724079313
>Nice
>3
YUP YUP

>>724078845
Arima Kiren? You mean THIS Arima Kiren that I won with a shitty event-point maxing deck, anon?
Sure I can go there, I can win again, if only you got a 7 on you

>>724078215
No, being a silly meme horse is not a reputation ruiner.

>>724079263
We all had her, but you married her, that makes you a better trainer than us. A better trainer.

Reminder that if an uma chosen (you) unconditionally, she is you future wife

>>724078215
I love my robowife

>>724079430
Shame her Mun was replaced with Mambo, but maybe she she comes out...

>>724079263
>/v/illage bicycle
>respected

And for my next trick, THAT image of teio will appear!!!

>>724079263
curren is easily my least favorite uma

>>724079626
>>724079649
SUGOI

>>724079478
>cuckshit

>>724079649
Why do we post that image and not the gif?

>>724079675
That not Silence Suzuka

>>724079478
>This meme again
Curren only has sex WITH YOU she is FOR YOU, YOU are cucking her fans not the other way around

This thread is fucking garbage

Imagine having 4 speed cards, 700+ speed and level 5 speed training in senior year february and not getting capped speed. My speed cards literally hate Doto. Still my best Doto so far.

>>724079791
But she's so eager to appear for every trainer that rolls.

>>724079740
Why won't YOU post it, then?

>>724079826
she has medium S though, that's a very good Doto even without capped speed

>>724079826
>indomitable
Is that actually consistent enough to rely on proccing?

>>724079843
FASTER

>>724079903

It's RNG but so is breath (and can't afford to bring a power card to medium) and screw running spechud week with her random gourmand.

>>724079941
/v/mapyoi has an open slot, feel free to apply! >>724069257

>>724079649
>>724079740
>>724079843
Post YOUR horse, cowards

Too bad that one anon stopped trying to make Fukukitaru win after Gemini.

>>724079941
I will give you your shoes, Danchoe, but I will not lower myself enough to beg for them

You laugh now but that TeioChad with the Turf S Medium S Red Teio will win the /v/ stakes and will improve her PR forever

>curren gets posted
>thread quality free falls
EVERYTIME

>>724080158
Nigger it started freefalling here
>>724077836

>>724080158
DAHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>724080158
>>724080197
Fuck, meant to quote
>>724073009

>>724080284
Shut the fuck up, honestly this thread deserves to get deleted

>>724080158
>>724080239
finally, some men of culture in this damned thread. blessed be

Shut up and post some rooms

>>724080323
>no fun allowed

Every time

>>724080395
Literally nothing fun about the last batch of dreadful shitposting

>>724080384
BASED neichabro I'll post a room

Is speed star a good gold skill or not?

98269505
Do whatever you want

i'll make a room too
3107 3500

nice thread umapyois

>>724080438
god i need to download some uma cards for koikatsu

I cannot wait for mileKINO again. These stamina requirements don't even let me participate in races yet

>>724080657
Don't start dooming, this shit is hilarious.

>>724080834
Power training with a stamina requirement is way worse

>Late Start
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>724080613
Oops, all pace chasers.

>>724080834
How to particicpate as a staminalet
>Find some gigahorse on chronogenesis with as much Stamina and Medium sparks as possible
>Use your best parent
>Get an uma with bonuses on Speed/Power like Oguri, Grass, Tachyon(stamina ult makes this very forgiving)

Ta da! You too, can now reach at least B finals

>>724066682 (OP)
>my edit still undetected
kek I guess I should edit a few more jap umas

Poor maru just gets absolutely FUCKED if there's no other front runner goddamn

comfy....

>>724081068
Please do, this may just be the way.

>>724081068
Bubblegum Fellow would be a good one, literally NOBODY knows her

>>724080765
Hmm... Are there ones for Chono Genesis by any chance?

Do late surgers gas with 800-900 stamina and 1 gold?

>>724081234
Nope. Late is the least stamina intensive position

>>724081208
You are correct I have LITERALLY never seen this uma before

Upon finishing Oguri's career she's alright
I did end up liking Cross a lot tho

>>724081234
Theoretically you could go as low as ~750 with 1 gold but you'd have to dodge debuffs

I just turned a glue run without Medium S into a farm run, Danchou would be proud even if it's just a little over half a million

>>724080613
Top three. No fronts.

Relish is my favorite condiment, I hate Mayo

>>724081516
That power is nasty, is it power legacies? I can't get that high with 4/2 despite kitasan and king having power bonus

How in the fuck do I build summer spe, she keeps getting second places even as the favorite all the goddamn time AAAAA

>>724081708
I believe people have found the most success with summer spe by running her as a pace chaser with a ton of skills

>>724081364
Play Super Creek career for more Tamamo moments.

>>724081364
Can't wait for her to release so i can hear more kansai-ben kino

>>724081616
From left to right:
>17* stamina
>4* speed, 6* stamina, 6* power
>15* stamina, 3* speed

>>724081909
When is her banner?

>>724081867
I already finished Creek's career, maybe its due to how recent Oguri's was (literally 10 minutes ago), but I felt like Creek's rivalry was shared between Cross and Oguri while in Oguri's career its mostly hanging out with Cross with Creek serving as special guest during Arima Kiren's
There is also Inari, she is there in Oguri's career, alright

Does this track have enough straights to consistently get BOFA to activate?

>724082028
You keep spamming that garbage picture, please fuck off from the threads you are not funny

>>724082169
meant for >>724080438

>>724082159
Bofa?

>>724082159

The usual bofa problems, first 500m right out of the gate is straight. The one you want an activation on is only about 300m long in mid race.

>>724082159
If you manage to dodge the first straight every other straight is a good activation point, this is why straightaway skills are good this CM, even better than some corner skills

>>724081516
That Tachyon is fucking perfect, I wish I fucking had that, I'd kill myself because I'd never reach a higher peak

>724082169
r*ddit is down the hall and to the left

>>724082028
right before the giga banner. i'll honestly be surprised if anyone ppulls on the actual Tamamo Cross banner instead of pulling like 2 weeks later
>>724082316
DEEZ NUTS
Breath of fresh air

>>724081364
I hope she remembers to wash her hands before she eats anything.

>>724082479
The gigabanner rates are garbage, anyone who wants Tamamo will use her banner

>>724082383
its from taurus with an LB1 kita

>>724081208
>>724081342
Now you have another secret umagent

>>724082339

The last straight happens way too late for stamina skill. If your hp is too low your uma already delayed the start of the last spurt and lost you the race. Stamina recovery late-race in general doesn't do much because the game is stupid and doesn't re-calculate shit after late race has started.

>>724082613
Looks like a zzz character, perfect

>>724081516
>3 recovery skills in oguri
i can feel the desperation as URA finals were getting close and stamina was still at 400

>>724082479
I think we're getting sixty free pulls on the Tamamo banner so there is a decent chance to get her.

>>724078609
cute fuzzy old man uma and his loyal cat guard

>>724082028
KEK

So, uhh, is uma.moe still updated?

>H*peful'd
F*cking h*te this game so much, unlim*ted bor*ows can't c*me out any s00ner

>724082169
cri moar retard

>>724082836
You're not in club chat anymore, you're free here.

>>724082620
Bit of a newfag witlet, can you explain how stamina affects the last spurt and any other quirks stamina has?

>>724082836
Just run a G2 race, man
Come on

>>724082795
dates on there are just approximates based on how fast we're supossed to be going, i know the guy updates his estimates but i don't know if he manually corrects the dates

>>724082836
Last two days have been rough. I pushed to finish to get fans for the club. 2+ night owls per run.

>2 more days until anniversary
Please just fucking hurry up. I can't stand the wait anymore

>>724082946
>Just run the race before it
>Just run a G2
If the game wants me to lose, I won't be able to make it out of Maiden, I don't want to see 3 loses even if it would make a funny screenshot

>realize Opera O's owners made her a goofy theater kid who wants everyone to have a good time because the real Opera O was fucking hated
This game has no business being as sad as it is sometimes.

>>724083210
It's the (accelerated) half-anniversary actually

>>724083250
Why would anyone hate opera if betting on him was free money?

>>724083346
From what I gather, it was because he was literally too fucking good

>>724082889

Basically uma has hp. When late race begins your uma checks their hp. If they have enough hp left to do it they immediately begin last spurt aka attempt to accelerate to their max speed and will run at max speed until the race ends. If they don't have enough hp they will delay this acceleration phase until either there's enough hp left to run the rest of the race at max speed OR the actual "last spurt" phase begins. This last spurt phase is the last few hundred meters of the race and at this point all umas will accelerate to max speed with no consideration for stamina, usually then running out of hp and hitting a massive speed penalty.

The issue is that this critical "do I have enough hp to immediately switch to max speed mode"-calculation is only done once at the start of late race. So any stamina you recover after this doesn't help you get to this mode, it just helps you combat debuffs.

Here's an example from the simulator. See when middle leg ends the red horse shoots up in speed (instant max speed attempt) while the blue just falters around, only starting the big speed up much later and then completely dropping speed once it runs out of hp on the forced last spurt.

>>724083250
>>724083346
They threw rocks at him

>>724083346
>Surely he won't win another one
They threw rocks at him and someone even snuck into his stable and cut his mane.

>Farming fans
>2nd on Japan Cup
>3rd on Arima Kinen
It's over

>>724083363
I should math how many support points I need to level my 50 R cards, but it doesn't matter soon (hopefully) because of the free rolls

>>724082889
not that anon but here, page 125 of the dockey, it also touches on stamina recalculations on the last spurt that get added on a later update

>>724083434
And don't forget that time when someone broke into the stable just to shaved him
That's what Opera's fun fact is a reference to

>>724083346
Had a rough start and young literally who jockey. Japan back then was not a fan of upstarts.

>>724083414
>>724083475
Much appreciated

>>724083475
>>724083414
If this wasn't a gacha the threads would probably be more respected/liked, because this kind of training autism is insane

In celebration of TM Opera O's 5+ G1 wins:

>>724083546
literal crab culture
no wonder they're stuck 20 years in the past

>>724083656
Lel

>>724083656
NOT SO FAST I WILL PROTECT MY OVERLORD

>>724083707
They improved. The dude and Uma who won the recent Sprinter's Stakes were underdogs (not totally) and received better treatment for winning.

>>724066820
why didn't you post one then

>>724083414
Is 700 stamina and two golds (assuming no debuffs) the "safe" threshold to begin this last spurt at the proper time?

>>724074010
ummm bro? you are supposed to kill the fronts? leave my tachyon in peace

>>724084031
Isn't there an uma with 11 G1 wins.

>>724084031
Wait hold one, everyone seems to treat Maruzensky like a big deal and he didn't get a single G1 win?
Did he predate the system or something?

>>724083630
ironically enough i struggle to think how it would work as a non-gacha considering how a lot of the depth in doing careers comes from aiming for an optimal result with imperfect components (cards and parents), would you just get everything? are parents sparks still random? wouldn't removing a lot of the RNG factors just make the game settle into a "perfect" metagame?
hell there's also strategy in trying to figure out what to pull and what to skip since you have to take into account your current cards, your kita status, your current trainees and how good they will be in future CMs, etc.
im not saying it wouldn't work as a paid game, im just not sure how a lot of the mechanics would translate to it.

is 781 enough to survive brwos

>>724084192
From my understanding maruzensky was not allowed to run in any of grade 1 races due to foreign horse technicalities despite putting superior times than anyone else.

>Good run
>Ult hint proc from grandparent
>Medium S
>Just have to step on WIT for the last 4 mo-
> Freshly Made in Ample Amounts
Right

>>724084184
Copano Rickey, but those were on D*rt
>>724084192
He was conceived in America and there were restrictions at the time for foreign horses which banned them from most of the big races. There was some uproar about it but he was never allowed so they retired him early after an injury. He was still undefeated for 8 races and clearly superior to every horse in that generation

>>724084303
Should be enough if both gold activates, if there's 2 or more debuffers and only 1 gold activates she dies.

>>724084192

Maruzensky is ancient history. The horse was brought to Japan by "accident" since someone bought a horse that was actually pregnant with Maru and Maru was born in Japan. Despite this Maru was considered a foreign horse and was completely barred from entering any of the big races.

The thing is that Maru went undefeated in the 8 races it entered and won by 10+ length lead each time, It got to the point that some races were going to be cancelled because owners started withdrawing their horses instead of facing Maru. So it's one of those big "what if" stories of a monstrous horse that never got to properly compete. And the excellent genes showed, Maru is the grandparent of Special Week, Winning Ticket, Rice Shower etc.

22848923
leo CM bring any

>>724084303
mine has around the same, you'll survive if you manage to trigger both recoveries, just pray that there aren't too many debuffers

>>724067746
yupyup, just human women in here!

>>724084687
What is this? A human woman for ants?

>>724082159
bofa is never consistent because final straight always makes up 1/4th to 1/3rd of every course

>>724084687
>Mini Light

>>724084687
That's obviously an Umamusume! Look at those B's only Uma's put such nonsense on their hair!

Leave Oguri CRAP to me!

>>724084553
AWOOGA

>>724084962
Do they do winning lives in America?

>>724084553
>some races were going to be cancelled because owners started withdrawing their horses instead of facing Maru

>>724085096
me when r*cks joins the lobby

>More turns in Senior Year with nobody showing up for speed than trainings with rainbows
>Not a single speed rainbow in URA
>Failed the 2 triple rainbows that did appear
These sparks are garbage as well, should I even keep them for upgrading? Also I need some quick and easy suicide methods as well thx

I cant fucking make a good ace....I wanna give up

>>724084642
No fronts again.

>>724085414
>level 3 ults
>TWO anons bungled director bond
i'm not alone...

FRIDAY NIGHT!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

>>724085414
Teio has been placing well in these races

>>724085546
danchou, this is too reddit for me, especially with broken sound link

Not looking good for /v/mapyoi!!!!

That's FINE Friday to you, pal.

>>724085546
Not looking good for /v/mapyoi's PR!!

>>724085691
>Monarch without a throne

>>724084350
>>724084497
>>724084553
>Maru robbed out of G1s
>Oguri robbed out of being the Derby horse
>If Oguri's owners and fans didn't make a giant stink about it, TM Opera would be robbed as well
These damn rule makers.

>>724085775
She's the Q/v/een of Friday.

>Literally on the last turn

LETS FUCKING GO

MAYANO

>>724085764
i think some people said that my club is known for stuff like that, ifykyk
>>724085625
im an actual witlet when it comes to ts
anyway, second try

>>724085859
Why does she look as bald as earless uma despite having both hair and ears?

>>724085775
My face is right here though.

>>724085886
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if our frontless leo rooms are representative maybe i should actually build natie instead of grass?

>>724085625
I believe we have plenty of Operabros here to stop believing all of them are me

>>724085894
yeah, yeah, fuck me.
im leaving this thread and getting drunk, see ya tomorrow

>>724085894
yikes, thank goodness i'm not an /v/mapyoicel

>>724085924
WE WON LADS

SHE HAS PROVEN HERSELF

>>724085886
>1135
won't hit 1200 even with the finals win bonuses, she's bwicked

>>724085321
Please send help my luck isn't improving it's only getting worse, can I get away with cheat engine?

>>724085904
Who's bald?

>>724085886
Is this for leo? That stamina is a bit low unless you have non-standard distance

/v/mapyoi is so bullyable but that just makes them incredibly lovable.

>>724085894
I think they intentionally broke soundposts.

>>724086009
you cant use cheat engine in an always online game anon. the calculations are all made serverside

This is an oy neigh agent looking to ruin /v/mapyou's reputation.

>>724086004
>>724086098
I don't think she's useable but that did give me sweet dopamine

Is Race Planner = Swinging Maestro for Pace Chasers? I checked their conditions and they both seem similarly effective as a recovery unless I'm missing something

>>724086160
>_ instead of %
Nope, it's just a firefox issue.

LEAVE MY DANCHOU ALONE

>>724066682 (OP)
>One piece

>>724085936
Are they in the same thread with us?

>>724086012
Look at that smooth fucking dome at the top of her head, it amazing how she managed that with a head full of hair

>>724086207
An Umassad agent?

>>724086101
can anyone give me a qrd on clubs and stuff?
>t.not all that into interclub politics
>>724086160
couldve been, or catbox is acting up. idk, but ocnsidering that im me, i could be just retarded

>>724086207
It's /herse/, actually

>>724086207
/v/map(You)bros...

>>724086228
yes, planner/gourmand/maestro are all top tier due to reliably triggering in the midrace with no rng (besides wit)

>>724086204
Ok so how could I easily end my life right now?

It's actually fuji friday

>>724084192
>>724084350
he predated the race grading system in japan.

>>724086217
She's mediocre but see what you could've done differently and if everything looks good then use it as a baseline for your future Maya careers

>>724086265
Perhaps Fine Neicha is more your speed.

>Operalet
>Biwalet
>Taishinlet
>Brianlet
>Amazonlet
>Fujilet
>Citylet
What umas that you want are (you) missing, anons?
I lack more than just these, but I am simply not really interested in them, like Seiun

>>724086009
You can use fps hack like oy neigh's danchou did to increase your luck!

>>724086426
just take 8-10 tylenol and you will die. "they" don't want you to know this but it works.
it will be extremely painful death by liver failure

>>724086434
Fenomeno Friday, actually.

>>724084553
No wonder why she's the side piece to Rudolph and kept to hard side-character role. Was never allowed to be a big deal even though people knew she was.

>>724086228
>>724086424

Race planner requires being 5th or better so in theory a late start into getting stuck behind a late/end could block you out of it but that's pretty unlikely.

>>724086569
Not in the game
Model hasn't even showed up in any stories
Still, tell me why you love her

>>724086285
All clubs are dictatorships

>>724086643
cool outfit + deep voice. simple as

>>724086515
That sucks but it doesn't sound as painful as doing a billion runs with low speed speciality priority

>>724086643
Her voice is majestic, I like the way she calls me Bossu, she's a great straight uma to Golshi and it's funny to watch her get so girly.
Jotaro is really cool, too.

>>724086101
This is so sad when you have to praise yourself because no one else will

>>724086507
Just ones that aren’t even in the game yet. At least Tamamo is relatively soon, I have to wait forever for Biko.

>>724086864
Holy shit a Biko fan!

>>724086507
At this point, the only currently released umas who I actively want but don't have are
>Bourbon (which is fine since I plan to save up for her Valentines alt)
>Fuji
>maybe Gold City
>maybe Taishin
There are also about half a dozen that I'm interested in but will almost certainly have to skip in order to save up for other banners

>>724084065
>assuming no debuffs
that's the problem Leo is debuffer hell so hitting the threshold isn't enough

I like /v/mapyoi, they never give up.
/v/ma and /v/mapyoi should form an alliance.

>>724081474
If by the second inspiration I dont have medium S or the skills I want, it turns into a fan farming run. Do it for your club and it also will make it a better parent if you get the right sparks

>>724086507
wedding maya, Taishin (heard her story is great) and Hishi.
will be missing the Kraut, haloween VILLAIN, coffee, Jordan, and Tama. i just hope for them to spook me in the gigabanner. (will spark for Manhattan if anything)

>>724086602

Maru did win with a 7 length lead over a horse that won G1 so not like it just farmed low tier opponents. The jockey famously said he didn't know if Maru was really a front runner, the horse was just so much stronger than the opponents that no one could keep up. Maru actually had to slow down for some races because Japan had a stupid system at the time if your horse lost by too large of a gap they could get banned from racing for a full year. That's why owners started withdrawing horses from races if Maru signed up, they faced the real possibility of being banned if Maru won too hard.

>>724086602
Similarly, Eclipse also only raced for two years, at a time when it was normal to race for five or six years, since nobody wanted to race against him and nobody sane would bet against him.

>>724086207
Notice how one club is always left out of the shitflinging. The cool, silent ones. Yes THEM. They pretend to be good guys, but der/v/ has the most shitposters per capita

>>724086285
>der/v/
Strong silent types, that are running the show by harvesting the infinite fan count of one guy
>/v/ma
Main character wannabes that live under chrono-chan's iron fist
>Oy Neigh
Chronic shitposters in a cult of personality around their danchou
>/v/mapyoi
Monty Python sketch characters that cutely fail at trying to be taken seriously, also waifufags
>/herse/
Neo-Shogunate where english and burgers were outlawed
>/v/mers
Post-Revolutionary state after the /v/ooners Revolution
>/v/agabonds
Tribe of nomads that wander the board after the execution of the /v/ooners regime
>Horse MD
OUR HEROES! (and my club)
>ASTER
Kosovo

>>724087212
>What a minute

>>724087057
>>724087153
Some horses are really just this, huh?
Well maybe not Eclipse, two years of racing instead of going through the wringer for thrice that time doesn't seem too bad for life expectancy and he did sire literally all thoroughbred horses

>>724087242
>Main character wannabes
>wannabes
More like are. You know our names.

>>724084031
>vodka that high above daiwa
why are they even still rivals. scarlet should just give up and become her foot massage slave already

>>724087242
/v/mers won the civil war?

>>724087284
That makes it even more believable and in-character

>>724087242
>Horse MD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVVEgk0V9fs
Posting early, the race happens in 2 hours most likely.

Keeneland Kentucky G2, Valley View Stakes. 1 mile, turf, 3 year old girls. Pick your winner!

Don't forget Kikuka Sho is this weekend!

>>724087242
>Also waifufags
DAMN RIGHT

>>724087525
Stormy Pradise, that's a good name

>>724087375
Because of shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qwgDbe1nps

>>724087338

Yes sometimes the genetic lottery just hits a perfect monster. Secretariat is another such famous one, winning a race by 31 lengths. The horse was estimated to have a heart 2.5 times the average size that looked flawless even after death so just this completely anomalous engine.

>>724087242
Are Oy Neighers /v/mas greatest and most stealthy shitposters?

How bad of an idea is it to spend Club Points on sashes?

>>724087242
>chronic shitposters
They are? They don't post that often

>>724087242
Fine, I guess since we’re just wannabes we dont need to give you guys advice anymore…

>>724087801
SHUT IT DOWN

>>724087525
>Kikuka Sho is this weekend!
i read somewhere that Kitasan Black foal was there and it was worth $3M

>>724087375
Mind you that Vodka had like 26 starts and Scarlet just 12

>>724087803
pretty retarded unless you're in an SS club swimming in crowns and already mlb'd the cards + 3starred all your low rarity horses

>>724087803
Pretty retarded when you can just get sashes from racing. Club points are infinite essentially but you want to be using them to uncap cards, not waste on sashes

>>724087825
they'll de-classify their covert operations in 20 years, be patient

>>724087801
We have the best banner

>>724087803
stupid unless you're swimming in thousands of points or are a lazy whale who will never need the support cards

>>724087525
>mfw when the uma I took care of is related to one of the horses.

>>724086864
Damn a Biko fan, thought they all died out before she became playable in JP

>>724087916
>>724087923
>>724087940
You only get 2 (TWO) sashes per career, it's insane, they should give at least 5, it's a pain in the fucking ass to farm and sometimes you just get "2nd" :^)

>>724087649
There’s like two members in there
The real forgotten club is /vmg/. They got like ten people in there

>>724087242
>der/v/

>>724087872
Its kitasan vs duramente sperm this race

>>724087937
>Suzuka
automatically yes.

>>724087937
Despite being only 18 millions, Umas own 6 million percent of the Umaverse's carrot economy

>>724087242
>ASTER

>>724087827
>we
Trying too hard oy neighbro

>>724087825
>They don't post that often
Neither does /v/mapyoi but these threads would've you believe otherwise for some reason

>>724087937
Very authoritarian looking. Was a "Big Danchou is watching" vibe what you were aiming for?

>>724087825
EVERYONE is a shitposter but the angels in MY club