Thread 720439817

ENGLISH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWIEv_aksvo

JAPANESE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ZOlKAGdx4

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS GONNA BE HUGE LADS

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONEZ

First for Castlevania!

>>720439817 (OP)
>no silksong
This direct is DoA

Fossil Fighters, please!

>>720439817 (OP)
This could be the biggest direct of all time, I know it's Mario's 40th but I hope they don't spend too much time on that

any leaks?
i know its less than 2 hours to wait but still

>>720440097
Someone claims Walmart received Fire Emblem posters

>>720440097
probably some Mario movie shit since it's been leaked to be a Galaxy movie. Other than that, I don't think so. Just big assumptions

I hope we get a smorgasbord of Mario games.
2D, 3D, RPG, Fighting, Musou, Sports, Party

Smash Smash Bros. Tag Smash
Returning characters shown are Mario, Peach, Daisy, DK, Captain Falcon, Samus, Ridley, Sonic, Megaman and newcomer Hornet from Hollow Knight: Silksong. She has a costume with a grey coat and different mask that resembles the first game's protagonist.
The game has a smaller roster than SSBU but has tag team mechanics where you can swap in different characters or a friend.

Birthday Sunday so the work party means I can't watch at lunch. I channel my spiking mana into the hope of getting that Prime 4 release date.

>>720439890
So why do people think Castlevania anything is being shown, the last collection a year ago was at one? No one is clamoring for the old 3D games.

I guess it would be a good time for Switch and PC to finally get SOTN though.

>>720440138
I mean Super Mario World was the title leaked months ago and Yoshi was the cliff hanger. Odds are it's just World and they will at best say 3 is Galaxy.

>>720440203
Hey boys, it's a spy!

>>720440171
buh buh based

I'm crossin fingers for Mario Maker 3D.

>>720440203
unironically kino, although if an indie character was about to appear on the next game i'm expecting someone from either deltarune or (hopefuly) shovel knight.

>>720440241
bot post?

>>720440242
yeahhhh about that

RF6
Golden sun 4
New FE
New zelda
I BELIEVE

>>720439942
>DoA
No Dead or Alive either.

>>720440203
Fuck right off. You will never see anything HK related in a Nintendo Direct ever again.

I expect Yoshi's Fucking Island and I WILL be disappointed

Repostan my hopes:

Twilight Princess Remake
New 3D Mario
Halo MCC
MP4 release date
HI fi Rush
Metaphor Refantazio
E33

Give me your three 7 games
>FFVII
>Resident Evil VII
>Star Ocean 7

>>720440454
DQ7 remaster

>>720440454
Soul Calibur VII duh.

>>720439817 (OP)
*also on PC, PS5, Xbox Series S/X

S-Surely this will be the direct that justifies my switch 2 purchase...

>>720440454
Poop simulator 7
Piss simulator 7
Sim simulator 7

>>720440727
Buyer's remorse must be setting in right about now, huh?

>>720440727
Prime 4 and Bananza was enough for me. All the upgraded games are a sweet bonus.

Rosterbros... Mystery Niggas... Our time is now!
And Geno is /in/

>>720440331
Body spray lol Nintendo smelt Smash fans

>>720440765
guten morgen

>>720440805
hahaha I didnt even think if that kek

>>720440781
>Prime 4 and Bananza was enough for me.

Pathetic

>>720440789
George Droyd and Charlie Kirkinator dual reveal

>>720439817 (OP)
i'm ready to be disappointed even though i'll still get excited and basedface over 1 or 2 games

>>720440862
That's 2 more actually good games than say, PS5 has. For year 1, I'm good off that. Replaying these upgraded Sw1 games has been a blast.

>>720440789
Waluigi
Master Chief
Sylux
Better men guy
Leon S. Kennedy

Chance of King K in mario kart? He'd already have his standard look, kaptain, baron, boxer, and sluggers tiki designs as costumes.

>>720441015
he is coming brother

>>720441015
they probably can't afford to wait 5 years to support world with dlc imo

This is starting in 1h20m right?

>>720441067
Yes.

>>720441067
ye

>>720441067
yes

60 minutes of upgrade packs incoming

>>720439817 (OP)
I can see tomb raider LAU remaster announcement since they can't stop teasing it
Also please Fatal Frame

>>720441067
No

>>720439817 (OP)
>English
>He links the American version
Not real English, and enjoy having an overlayed dub that talks to you condescendingly like you're a baby, instead of just having the jap voices with subtitles

>>720441218
I mean

>>720440789
I ready for she to make comeback!

>>720440980
>a blast
How much are you being paid?

>>720440203
Luigi bros it’s fucking over…

Leaked:
Gravity rush port
Soul sacrifice remastered
Mario kart free dlc
Metroid 4 in november
New Mario 3d in 2026
Smash
Zelda trailer
Monolith soft trailer, set in medieval setting, swords,lances, magic

>>720441292
Eww

>>720441330
>Leaked:
Where?

>>720441378
From his anus.

FE Awakening remaster apparently

>>720441378

Leaking from that Anon's prolapsed butt

>>720441412
>not announcing a Marigno before chrimble

MONEY ON THE TABLE I tell ya

>>720440454
>DQVII remake
>Ace Attorney 7
>7 GRAND DAD

>>720441378
Here

>training in work might finish just in time for me to watch
PLEASE

PAY ATTENTION AND HEED THESE WORDS, THE HEAVENS HAVE GRANTED ME A VISION REVEALING THAT DURING TODAY'S NINTENDO DIRECT IT SHALL COME TO PASS THAT a skunk will break into your home and spray you in the face

>>720441567
Explain Speaking Zero

Please?

BING BING

>>720441670
Nice, she could be the first Eroge rep

>>720441597
>that one colleague who actually has several questions for the trainer at the end of the session

What if they make a groping game where you use the joycon gyro and the mouse controls to grope isabelle or something?

>>720441676
Thanks for covering up his wahoo with your Switch, Anon

If the mario movie gets annoucned. 5 mins maximum i want dedicated to it. This a game presentation, not a an excuse to jerk off hollywood. People forgot the last mario movie even happend

>>720441707
Too soon, maybe next year

>>720441567
SEVEN RINGS IN HAND SPEED THROUGH NIGHTS WITH FEET IN SAND

>>720441405
Honestly I'd play that
I would start it off on lunatic though

>>720441330
This is a Nintendo direct, anon. There's delusional and then there's whatever this is.

>>720441720
Animal Groping?

>>720441670
Nintendo would need to sue many more third worlders into becoming their slaves, before they can afford to get a collab with (nu) type moon

>>720439817 (OP)
Bing bing wahoo. Imagine still supporting this disgusting company that ruins fan's lives with lawsuits and squashes creativity with malicious patents.

>>720441737
IIRC whenever they had Mario movie info in a general Direct, it was a short segment.

>>720441769
Gravity Rush stems from Sony licensing out their dead niche IPs for multiplatform releases like Patapon and Everybody's Golf.

>>720439817 (OP)
Super Smash Brothers Infinite
God Hand 2
Deadly Premonition 3

Thinking MP4 delayed to Q1

>>720441809
reddit is that way

>>720441839
well stop thinking that

WAHOO WAHOO BING DING
hehe am I right tendiebros?

>>720441769
I used to call out the retards saying "Gravity Rush is SO Nintendo coded bro" (because open world mission based superhero games have no fucking history on Nintendo) but nowadays its not as absurd as it sounds.

Sony has already given third parties the publishing rights for several of their smaller IPs they're not doing anything with, including Patapon and Hot Shots which have both now released on other consoles and PC. Gravity Rush ports are within reason, though I would expect more stuff like Loco Roco first.

Square I need non cloud shit kingdom hearts ports
Square I need non cloud shit kingdom hearts ports
Square I need non cloud shit kingdom hearts ports

>>720441830
He’s 25 in this picture by the way

1 hour until the next 3D Mario...

>>720441913
Patapon is on Switch

>>720441925
oh, so you want another hd-2d game, got it

>>720441940
working retail does that to a man.

>>720441567
>Gears of War 7

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>>720441809
Take your heart medication yet, gramps?

>>720441808
Saber is a video game character and debuted in one and she has games on the switch, she should be an obvious third party candidate for Smash right?

>>720442029
sure, why not

If anything Smash-related is to be announced in tomorrow's Direct, I'm placing my bets on Smash 64 and Melee being added to the Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack. Since Sakurai and his team with Bandai Namco are currently working on Kirby Air Riders, you can't expect them to work on anything Smash Bros., new or Switch 2 Edition, so putting 64 and Melee on NSO would be the easiest option since they don't have to do anything with it.

>>720441676
It do be like that.

>>720441976
I'd unironically love a hd port of GBA Chain of Memories

>>720439817 (OP)
>45min of the new mario movie

>>720442081
>tomorrow's Direct
damn, i can't believe we're getting another direct tomorrow

>>720441405
Since they said there will be 3 Sevens (one of them might be dq7) I wonder if it's actually fire emblem 7 remake

>>720439817 (OP)
C'MON FATLUS
ETRIAN ODYSSEY NOW

>>720442029
If it was TM from more than 10 years ago, yeah.
FGO-TM? Eh.

sunshine 2 cap this

I don't know what to expect from a 60 minute direct. Kinda worry a lot of it will be shovel ware filler.

PLEASE XENOBLADE 4 ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA!

>>720439817 (OP)
So how long this is? 30 minutes? 1 hour?

Are you ready?

>>720442060
That and repping the currently unrepresented VN genre and having been in multiple fighting games (Fate Unlimited Codes, Melty Blood Type Lumina) to draw movesets from
Although Arcueid could work under the same criteria but Fate and Saber are far more iconic

>>720442148

Thracia 776 sequel

>>720439890
Requiem should leave the damn PlayStation already that’s all I’m gonna say

Pikmin 5

>>720442184
approximately 60 minutes

>>720442148
STAR OCEAN SEVEN PLEASE

>>720442184
About 1 hour but you know Nintendo, sometimes it runs longer. Whether it means a shit ton of games to fill out the rest of this year and a good chunk of 2026, or 15 minutes dedicated to Prime 4, we won't know until we get it.

>>720440331
>bot post?

i'll translate:
>My birthday is this weekend, so today at work there's a small party for me when the direct will be on.

>>720442184
Roughly 60 minutes according to the description

I wonder how much it would’ve affected Mario Kart World’s sales if there was NO bundle

ARE YOU READY FOR HER REMASTER???? please support her flao we can get FFXIII-4

>>720440765
jew

should I get high before the direct?

>>720442018
Still larping? Better start editing the dates out of them screenshots.

>>720440360
but what if DEAD OR ALIVE 7

>>720442282
I licked her pussy.

oh we are getting a MELTY melty

Smash Ultimate Deluxe is just boring enough to believe and make me still not buy a Switch 2. It's the perfect thing to do while Sakurai is on Air Riders.

>>720442148
Nintendo counts 3DS and U as different titles, so there are 6 Smash games now. Smash 7 coming?
I hope not, /v/ will be even more unbearable with all those rosterthreads.

>>720442309
Only if they add playable Samus for real this time and no, no recycled Sarah Bryant model or I'll notice.

From square Enix I can see DQ7, FF7r confirmation date. Now my hopium:
>DQ12
>SaGa's new game
Bonus point if they remember star ocean

SHE IS COMING

>>720442373
Star Ocean 3 remake.

>>720442347
>smash ultimate deluxe
BORING
>but with _________ and ___________ as new fighters with stages and music!
WEEEEEEEEAAAAAHOOOOOOOOO

which chars make you react this way?

Hope we see Daisy in the direct somewhere in some fashion

Any new games?

Will they finally announce FF9R or nah
Also
>Tecmo has a hidden game either for this or tgs
FATAL FRAME WHEN
Also port the Xbox version of 2 not the Wii version

>>720442420
Travis Touchdown and Agumon

>>720441925
Granted as game key card

>>720442420
skull kid and FE7 Hector
stages and music already present

>>720442448
>Will they finally announce FF9R
Cancelled

Where's the Splatoon spinoff and the Tomodachi game?
That's the only thing I give a fuck about

Will deltatroons/tumblrtales get any representation?

>>720442452
good picks

i'd say joanna dark and a jet set radio character

Smash Ultimate switch 2 edition:
Pauline
Lyn
Spring Man
Bridget
Madeline
Traveler and Aether
Get excited

>>720442486
Almost certainly present.

Hoping for new Stories trailer

>>720440126
I would expect this since fire emblem music went up on the phone app
and everyone's hungry for fire emblem

I also expect
galaxy 3
astral chain 2
prime4 release
tiny splatoon raiders update
maybe animal crossing since it's popular for some reason and it's been a while since the last game
ff7
re7
sc7
maybe earthbound collection

FIRE EMBLEM REAWAKENING CONFIRMED

SCREENCAP THIS

>>720442154
Sorry, have 10 more Persona 5 spin-offs

>>720442448
>>Tecmo has a hidden game either for this or tgs
About a month ago they announced they would remastering one of the old Dynasty Warrior-ses and a big DLC for Dynasty Warriors Origins, the panel is probably that.

>>720442543
Speaking of which, Drakengard OST was released on steam yesterday, do you think they will announce some remake or remaster?

>>720441405
would be good since it's been a while and 3ds is obsolete, but where's the fe4 remake?
and there needs to be a new FE game as well

>>720442446
Clair Obscur: Expedition 3+3+1

>>720440203
honestly wouldn't mind but i am so over smash as a party game i'd rather see a full competitive focused game with good online ranked

>>720442448
>Will they finally announce FF9R or nah
Nah. Its status is anyone's guess right now (dead/on hold/rebooted), either way I wouldn't expect it short term

>>720442591
maybe

Splatoon, please.

Smash ultimate switch 2 edition
with the coomer monkey from bananza as a character and also ralsei from deltarune

but whos voicing rosalina in the new movie
also I hope that peach is a minor character in it

>oh, and one more thing..
starcraft remastered with the joycon mouse

>3rd party showcase
Gigantic melty incoming when the trailers go up and we see the logos at the end...

>>720442575
>P Studio logo flashes on screen
>GET READY FOR PERSONA 5 COOKING
>Montage of Joker and Arsene prepping various dishes with Morgana giving a brief history on the origins of each meal
>Out 2027

i can't wait for the world ends with you 7

the first 6 are:
TWEWY
TWEWY Solo Remix
TWEWY Live Remix
TWEWY Final Remix
TWEWY The Animation
NEO TWEWY

after all

>>720442745
I still have to play NEO, is it good?

>>720442735
We're missing persona 3-5 dance on switch btw
perfect :O

>>720441925
buy a fucking cheap ps4

>>720439817 (OP)
>ITS GONNA BE HUGE LADS
>mario game
>zelda game
>donkey kong game
>pokemon game
i mean its not like nintendo announces new IPs anon. Its going to be the same old stuff.

is it time for this?

>>720442373
>DQ12
I wish

>>720442810
starfox and f-zero bros, we will eat good tonight

>>720442836
>fantasy
No thanks.

>>720442420
Only Crono could do that for me. And I'd smile at Dante. I don't want forced shit like Pauline or any more Mario characters besides Toad.

Omg I can't wait to consoooooom!! WAHOOOOO

>>720442408
>>720442373
>FFVII remake
>DQVII remake
>Star Ocean 7
Holy shit, SE make it happen!!!

>>720439942
The game is already out you retard. Why would there be any time set for a game that’s released already?

>>720442836
I wish. Probably no Monolith shown. Nintendo never show them anymore. Cant remember the last time they were in a Direct.

Bleh.

Man i can‘t wait for all the amazing remakes, farming simulators and anime shovelware they‘re gonna show

>>720442836
This was never a game that was in development, why do people keep thinking this art meant something

>>720442929
It's been only a decade, announcement any day now.

>>720442861
eh maybe. I liked a starfox game once upon a time when i was a kid. I dont know. Most nintendo games just lack flavor to me now. theyre so safe its boring and sterile and the designs are bland.

>>720439817 (OP)
A new splatoon raiders trailer, release date maybe?
Any leaks?

>>720442903
Was the Xenoblade 3 Direct the last time they were in one? I’m still pissed that they left out Xenoblade X out of every direct around its release

Are any of you interested in FF7R? I don't have a Switch 2 and I already played it an Rebirth on PC, but I'm just curious if people care about the port.

>>720442905
The fact that that's the worst you can come up with is very funny to me

PAPER MARIO 7

Are you guys ready for your surprise releasse coming even before Pokemon Legends?

>>720439817 (OP)
how are there more people in the japanese stream

Just a reminder to everyone that every game shown here will look like shit because it was originally made with the Switch in mind, not Switch 2. They may or may not also run better as a result, but that remains to be seen, as DK Bananza had performance drops, but MK World pretty much does not.

>>720442420
It’s quite a mystery

>>720442978
Yep, that was like 3 years ago. Been fucking ages since Monolith have been in a Direct.

If they're not in this one then no idea what the fuck is happening or what Nintendo is doing.

>>720443004
It's almost 9:30 PM there. In the West people are still at work or still asleep.

>>720442461
Of course they will be key cards, because they will be unoptimized bloated trainwrecks, and now they even have the Ubisoft default cope excuse that "cartridges are too slow". And then it won't sell, and then they will blame everyone but themselves, and double down on gachashit.

>>720442861
extreme doubt
might be a starfox zero port since it's the final wii u game, but probably not today

Xenoblade 2 DE with epilogue about Rex and Nia being lovey dovey.

I just want the things i'm excited for to be playable on the Switch 1 as well. For emulator-related reasons.

>>720443016
ok, thank you anon, very cool

post bingos

>>720442990
I only want to see how it performs. Third party games are a crapshoot so far. Some run at Series S levels, some are really bad. If the Switch 2 can handle Remake at PS4 levels in HH it will be really impressive.

>>720442089
GBA Chain of Memories in the style of TWEWY HD would be fucking cool.

>>720442903
>>720442978
There was no Direct at all for a long stretch around the time of Xenoblade X DE's announcement and release, don't be dumb conspiracy theorists. It was the longest period without one, from June 2024 to the end of March 2025 when they had two in a row.

>>720442836
>blonde
Is that Mythra's daughter/

If you’re not watching live at Nintendo New York you’re not actually watching a direct from Nintendo

METROID PRIME 4

Is today the Megaton or whatever was it that people used to say when expecting Nintendo to drop the bombs?

>>720442771
i think so, obviously it plays differently than the original but it still feels like a twewy game regardless of that

This thread is moving a bit too fast, this thread won’t have enough space to contain everything

>>720443046
Oh wait I forgot that Xeno 3 was also shown in that direct where they teased FR
And strictly speaking, Monolith was in the latest direct because of BOTW and TOTK switch 2 editions…

>>720443195
it's a video by nintendo directly to my computer screen though

Oh, nip stream enabled. Still on the wait screen, though.

>>720443195
I don't care.

HALF AN HOUR /v/ROES
Warm up your engines for surprises and disappointment

LET'S GO

>>720443107
You'd think it would be ezpz to look and perform better than PS4 in HH and comparable to base PS5 docked with DLSS but we're talking about squeenix here.

>>720443195
I want to watch with the audio thank you very much

>>720443106
>mario
>zelda
>mario party game
>zelda
>mario movie game
>zelda
>mario sport game
>old junk tossed in
The absolute state of nintendo. Who the hell cares this much about mario? make something new.

>>720443121
Why can't we just have a ground-up HD2D game in the KH Universe? It'll be a good way to introduce KH IV characters. As well as harken back to the days of low budget spinoffs in between high budget main series entries.

>>720443264
I thought she had massive breast

>>720443201
The last thing I want from a game like that is more trailers that start spoiling the powerups.

Please, 3d mario

Would they announce jailbreak today?

>>720443264
Currently in training while WFH, just gotta hope it finishes in 30 mins

What thread are we using for livewatch?

>>720443380
we just don't know

anons I need to upgrade my monitor to 120fps for metroid prime 4
what should I get

>>720443452
get a tv

>>720443380
this one, it's empty so it'll give everyone room
>>720443229

>>720443452
A monitor with 120fps.

>>720439817 (OP)
FUCK NINTENDO NEEDS TO BURN

>>720443452
A sandwich.

>>720443293
>go into Nintendo thread
>get mad about Mario games existing

I'VE COME

>>720443474
how many heinz is that

Hello

>>720443293
If you think that’s bad, I saw this unironic bingo in some discord

>this waiting room animation of the blocks filling in empty gaps is a simple loop instead of a procedurally generated loop
Disappointing

>>720443513
>Sega never ported SA2 or various other Dreamcast games to Switch
Still mad.

Prime 2-3 remastered dropping TODAY

>>720442420
Doomguy
Black Mage or Vivi

Hopes:
Astral Chain 2, Xenosaga Remaster, New Xeno Game, Release date for the Splatoon spin off, Rune Factory 6 news
Expections:
Prime 4 release date, New mainline mario, 10 new farming/sim games, news of age of calamity, some random sports game, indie games I've never heard of

>>720443561
It is actually incredible to me that this isn't a mod but an actual segment from the game.

>>720442496
why does fat 2d character makes my pp big but real fat people make me puke....

2d is really... le superior

monopoly and tetris confirmed.

>>720443625
2d is missing all the gross lines and stretch marks real fat people have

>>720443506
>go into nintendo thread because im curious if they have new games finally
>they dont to confirm
>also im bored and wfh and cant leave my desk

>>720443516
about three bottles of jalapeno catsup

>>720440097
Melee HD.
Graphics are modernized but all the old mechanics are in place.
Now has online play and fixes some bugs (no nore black hole glitch)

YouTube stream is up

>>720443554
Grim.

silksong 2 reveal any minute now....

>>720439817 (OP)
New IP open world action RPG from Monolithsoft

>>720443713
>fixes some bugs
are you trying to start a war

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2564509707

Twitch or YouTube? I recall technical problems with past YouTube streams.

WHERE THE STICKY MODS

>people want smash despite the main guy behind it already working on kirby air riders
is there any reasonable explanation as to why a new smash would be revealed today or is it just hopium?

What is that music at the beginning???

>>720443713
Black hole was fixed in 1.1 of melee, only the initial release had that problem

This thread is moving so slow nobody will care I'm straight.

>>720439817 (OP)
Genshin Impact with playable Samus

>>720443762
youtube and english not american (dub not sub) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpso9KkjylY

No smash, then trash

>>720443762
whichever one has the least delay, usually I think that's twitch but you'll have to check both and Nintendo Today to know for sure after it starts

new chibi robo
>i believe

>>720441663
>Hi-Fi Rush
make it the Rush direct and give me Gravity Rush as well, free my girl Kat

>watching brandy stream for the direct
I am so fucking ready

>>720443834
Look at this pathetic non-faggot.

>>720443853
I don't, not after Zip-lash

>>720443713
>fixed melee
>no more wavedash

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>>720443713
>all the old mechanics in place
>fixes bugs
pick one

>>720443903
>Didn't do that week 1
What

>>720443903
Anon I... Ever since MK8 doing cups on higher CCs also gives you the corresponding cup on lower ones.

new Advance Wars
but it will be delayed when ww3 starts

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

>>720443898
im talking about og chibi robo
not zip lash

>Hopes
New Star Fox and/or F-Zero
>Expectations
MP4 release date, Mario 40th anniversary news
>Fears
MP4 delayed to 2026, over half of the direct is dedicated to the Mario movie sequel for some reason

>>720443903
>Knockout Tour
I got 3-star on all CC and Mirror Mode

>>720443713
I doubt this would ever happen
even sakurai seems to dislike melee's mechanics being so hardcore

and the stages were all modernised for ultimate, that was the whole point!

>>720443975
One day a machine like that will exist

>>720443989
Do you genuinely believe they're capable of making a proper chibi-robo again?
Also, poyo.

I'm scared. What if there's no new Smash? Sakurai is working on Kirby Air Riders instead. But how can there be no Smash if it made Nintendo a zillion yen in profit?

If there's anything Earthbound related to be announced in this direct, I will actually make a video of myself drinking my own piss.

It doesn't even have to be a new game or an official localized Mother 3, it just has to be related to Earthbound in general.

this shit better be good

JP DIRECT STARTED
>JP DIRECT STARTED
JP DIRECT STARTED
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I'm just hoping for a single holiday season release of a decent game. Kirby Air Riders is in November which is nice but I'm hoping there's another announcement.

No way it's a new mainline Mario or Zelda though.

>>720444057
No, it's just preroll kirby ads.

>>720444008
Why are Snoys like this?

>>720444031
do smashcucks really?

>>720444057
retard

I'm watching the UK stream because fuck dubbing

>>720444075
What if it’s meant to prepare people for more kirby news

>>720444031
Melee HD baybee

>>720443625
you just haven't seen the right type of fat people, I had a gf that looked like that.

>>720444057
it is just ads like they usually do

POST DRINKING GAMES RULES

>take a sip every time mario appears on screen
>take a shot if a new console is added to virtual console
>finish your drink if new zelda is announced
>take two shots of hard liquor if new f-zero is announced

>>720444057
no it didn't, they play trailers before it and they're showing the forbidden world ns2e one now

>>720443903
>mfw when I'm 1st in every track of Knockout except the last one

Does Koizumi still do these things? It has been a while, have lost interest in gaming for a few years.

>>720444023
I BELIEVED!!!

>>720444073
It'll be Metroid Prime 4 or the Hyrule Warriors game set in a world nobody fucking wants to see again

>>720442836
recruitment art?

>>720443673
Buy the wheelchair game or Splatoon Raiders.
>Nooooo! My strawman!

>>720439817 (OP)
If Super Mario Galaxy 3 is announced I will literally scream and grin like a soiboy from happiness

>>720444050
that really depends on your diet and health

>>720444138
it is seven in the morning

>>720444143
No, it's almost always Shinya Takahashi.

>>720444143
He hasn't been the main guy for it in a while but if there's a new 3D Mario he'll probably show up

>>720444143
I haven't seen him in a while, maybe they're saving him for a 3D Mario.

were da games at

is we getting a sticky

>>720443214
>Monolith was in the latest direct because of BOTW and TOTK switch 2 editions

Nintendo EPD isn't Monolith Soft.

>>720444187
PUSSY ALERT

ALERT ALERT

WE HAVE A PUSSY IN OUR PRESENCE

#4Charlie
#NeverForget

>>720444179
>Super Mario Galaxy 3
>But it uses the movie designs and voice actors

>>720443984
uma musume on switch would be kino

If a new smash bros game does get announced for this direct, it'll be so fucking funny if the new gimmick here is that it's no longer 2.5D, and the fighters are no longer limited to moving left or right.

Bread stickied?

Put up a fucking sticky retarded janny

>>720444217
Good timing anon.

Prepare for... Unforeseen Consequences
Half Life 3 confirmed

you stupid fucking bitch its time for a real bug game to return

Sticky already?

>>720444217
we sticky now

>>720444179
You are tendie you already do that every day lmao

>>720439817 (OP)
Stickyyyy lmao rolling for Halo remake if I get a 7 we're gaming

>Sticky
Let's go

>>720444254
God I wish I was Rosalina in that pic

Sticky time

>stickied
fuck this thread's gonna be a shitshow

>>720444179
I'd be mad because then I'd have to start looking into emulation and that's a hassle.

>>720444249
It will be open world Smash, anon.

>>720443795
Sakurai is the not the only goddamn person on this planet who can make Smash

okay but why is the ambient song they playing so good /v/?

THE THREAD IS STINKY

If there is AT LEAST 3 games I like, I will buy bought a Switch 2 on Black Friday.

All I want is the gravity rush collection

>>720444259
Thanks

>>720439817 (OP)
HOLY CRAP
POSTAN IN A STICKY!

i read a few month ago that Custom Robo could be getting a new game by ARMS team

for all the pain in the world let us come together today as frens and enjoy the next 60 mins peacefully, who knows how long we have left, the world is a dark abyss, but in this moment we can be pure again, even if for a moment.

Do you think there will be switch 1 games?

>sticky
>350 posts
nintendo is fucking DEAD

>>720444289
>Off by 2 shit
rolling again, boobtana for luck

>Sticky
Nice

Silksong today for sure

ice climberz (the z shows its a sequel)
thracia 776 2
wrecking crew VII
star tropics 7
sin & punishment 7

nes & n64 bros i think we'll be eatin good

I'M HERE TO FUCK ROSALINA IN HER LUMA FILLED PUSPUS

Don't you people have jobs?

can they put bg3 on switch 2 that'd be comfy :3

we sticky now

post some anime tits

Zelda ports are coming

Any hope? Monolith Soft please

TEN MINNITZ LADS

GIVE ME XENOBLADE PATCHES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>720444320
I'd actually welcome an open world smash bros game. I'd always wanted to travel the backgrounds of some of the stages since Brawl.

>>720444187
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

STICKYYYY

I havent eaten anything yet today and its 2pm

>not even 400 posts in the sticky
4chan is dead

'ostin in a 'icky
surprised they leave their stream chats open for this shit

>>720444373
mario if he real

Explorers of Sky DX...

>>720444397
Here

stiky fuk you

Xenoblade patches and Fire Emblem Awakening and Fates remastered

>>720444373
mario if he real....

>>720444373
mario if he real
better fucking show halo or smash bro

10 MINUTES REMAINING
SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE /V/

Post lolis
Thanks

>>720444373
mario if he real

>>720444444
your predictions?

>>720444359
If Custom Robo gets a new game I'll scream.

>>720444373
mario if he real

TOASTING IN AN EPIC BLICKY

In 8 minutes, it all changes

>sticky
LET'S GOOOOO

>>720444405
Cheers!

go to the bathroom NOW

im here for the inevitable CP spam.

>>720443517
Cute Becky, can we join?

WHERS THE NEW XENOBLADE

Posting in a sticky. Let's go FE news!

8 MINUTES

Getting sticky

oh yes, it is sticky time

>>720444371
Fuck rolling again until we get it right lmao
>weapon of luck

PLEASE REVEAL THE FULL VERSION OF THE ONLINE PLAYTEST I MISS THOSE LITTLE CAVEMEN LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

Xenoblade 1, 2 and X Switch 2 upgrade patches
Xenogears Remake
Xenosaga HD collection

World of warcraft is being ported to the switch

Metsublade 4 soon

stosting in a picky

>>720444392
I have a night shift job so got done a couple of hours ago

>>720444359
>>720444475
you fucking nigger don't get my hopes up

see how nothing gets announced

Why is Crippled League Nintedo's new favorite game?

>>720444360
watch the whole thing be shitty now

>>720444518
7, retard

>>720444538
you'll get xenoblade party and you'll like it

>>720444505
cyberpunk is already out on switch nigro

I am no longer asking, save us Takahashi sama!

shitendo, delete this company. It's a detriment to entire gaming sphere with it's troll patents

>>720444464
picrel.

>>720444392
It’s 6 in the morning, even if I did I wouldn’t be in for a while

I know it went under the radar but can they get a Switch 2 pass for this? It's easily my most underrated game from the Switch but the Switch itself holds it back like a bitch

>>720444578
I take it!

>>720444578
I'll gladly take it

>>720444565
oh shit it migu

Farming games

Resident Evil ports please.

Palworld lost

>>720444373
mario if he real

Start flexing your pog faces now, anons!

chibi robo sequel soon

>>720444532
Rolling for pozole, cmon daddy needs a 7

will miyamoto speak?

BY THE POWER OF THIS 7
NEW F ZERO

Temper your expectations people, this is Nintendo in 2025 remember.

>>720444618
you and me both bruddah

KID ICARUS SEQUEL WHEN?!

5 MINUTES

15 minutes for the mario movie cap this

>>720444641
YABBA DABBA DOOOOO

>>720444623
I'm onto you and your tricks, spider.

Ready

Project Diva HD Collection

>>720444392
Unironically did overtime yesterday

Please revive Star Fox.

>>720444590
Hi eric

Always with the very hypnotic music

>>720444392
wfh, although I'll have to dip out early if a meeting i have today that should be canceled (as the project was completed earlier this week) isn't canceled

>>720444623
Fuck you, Arachno Queen!!!

Don't open this image

>>720444567
This not the absolute state of play

Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00

more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiive—whether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more

>final fantasy xiii trilogy remaster
wyd?

Marniepostin'

>>720444654
this, everything sucks.

>>720444360
Yep, got a lot of bad shit going on in my life, and I'm about to be slaving away working inhuman hours without holidays, starting any day now. At least I'm here and now with all of you.

>>720444653
heh lookin for 7his?

>>720444392
not since june

>>720444670
Based, I fucking hate video game news at my video game presentations

Megaman RPG...I beg...I miss fuckin' Star Force...

>>720444464
war face

>>720444653
only mario mario mario for an hour
source: this 48

yokai watch 5

POST DEM BINGO CARDS

this crippleniggerball tutorial's taking too long JPbros...

Why is this stickied?

hoping for some futa or pegging related games

>>720444646
>off by one
rolling for the covenant

>>720444714
why does this only get posted in direct threads?

>>720444720
seeeeeeeecks

>>720444392
It's 6 AM. Work doesn't start until 9 for me.

>>720444739
hey, you are pretty cool

>>720444684
o7

This Direct is probably going to be disappointing but I'll watch it.

>>720444731
Nice Homestuck typing quirk you fucking nerd

>>720444684
Oh God I thought she was gonna get peeled again.

>>720444739
Based

PLEASE GIVE BUNDLES WITH NEW CONSOLE COLORS

>>720444748
WITNESSED

/v/ Splatoon pool reporting in

>>720444748
Script kiddie

>>720444684
Good to see you chikoritafag, you do this board a service it doesn't deserve

>>720444739
i agree, you have good opinions

>>720444684
You’re the only one I can rely on in this nigger world

>>720444748
>big maring hour
HOLY SHIT

Dark souls 4

>>720444762
Nintendo Switch 3 announcement

Xth for F-Zero today.

Holy shit I almost forgot
also remember to watch the UK direct for potentially less dubbing

>>720444654
True, Nintendo is strong and Nintendo is brave. And we will support Nintendo no matter what happens today or in the future

>>720444776
Teppei is so lucky

It's going to be Fates with all 3 routes for Switch 2 that's it FEbros

3 MINUTES

>>720444765
>only direct threads
this retard has been spamming this everywhere

HOLY SHIT

i'm watching the jp stream, i'll keep you posted

>Watching JP Stream
>No rainbow flag faggots in the chat
Ahh... Bliss

>>720444748
AAAAAAIEEEEEEEE

>>720444748
This would unironically be better than most Nintendo Directs.

>>720444654
I fully expect the following
>A bunch of ports of 5+ year old third parties
>A bunch of remakes of old Nintendo games
>Virtual console gamecube stuff.
>Maybe 1 new "exclusive" nintendo third party (Think Astral chain, BD, Octopath)
>MP4 shovelware.
>One new game teaser.

>>720444641
Remember when Snoys were given this meme on a silver platter then drove it straight into the ground within 3 minutes?

trips and F-Zero gets a new game

Who should I draw porn of? Under what condition?

>>720444850
It's full of Indian flags

AAAA I JUST SPENT HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON HENTAI COMICS I CAN'T AFFORD VIDEO GAMES

>>720444848
YOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS

>>720444762
Mods are online. Be on your best behavior, because they will shoe no mercy.

POST YFW IT'S AN UTTER AND COMPLETE FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT

JUST AN ABSOLUTE WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME

How long is this shit supposed to be? I want to make breakfast

>>720440268
Anon there's merch with the title super mario galaxy movie

PLEASE XENOBLADE 4 ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA
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>>720444850
you're ngmi

mario galaxy movie

Smash Bros for Switch 2! Come on!

>>720444850
>watching my local EU stream
>chat disabled entirely
Peace and quiet.

0 and this goes down as the worst nintendo direct of all time, including the indie partner directs and the really shitty e3 presentations they did with wii music and shit

>>720444764
Still not a 7? you're joking. You have to be kidding me. Well, it's still 2 minutes left, and I have no limit to my halo folder.

IT'S HABBENING!

>>720444881
I'll cum in some scrambled eggs for ya

ONE
MORE
MINUTE

>>720444881
hour

>>720444498
Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00

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60% of it will be remasters.

>>720444881
1 hour

Deltarune Chapter 5 February 2026, trust

>>720444881
hour

>>720444746
I fuckin wish.

Castlevania status, I'm thinking we're back bros

>>720444869
there was gonna be one but since you didn't get trips Nintendo is canceling it now

MARIO TEACHES TYPING REMAKE CONFIRMED

>>720440126
>Fire Emblem
greeeaaaat, already off to a bad start

>>720444890
itll have rex fuck melia

>>720444881
1 hour, but there will probably be a section of them waffling on about the new Mario movie in there somewhere

Frogger in Smash. Cap it.

>>720444890
Shulk only fuck his Monado though

shitch 2 might get its 3rd game by early feb 2026, hoooooype

>>720444881
an hour. go get breakfast. you'll only miss a bit of shovelware before the main announcement at the end

>>720444881
An hour
It's the longest direct ever apparently but that's probably because Miyamoto's going to show up and jerk his dick off to how great Chris Pratt is for 20 minutes

>>720440097
Educated guesses
>Fire Emblem Awakening remaster/re-release of some kind
>Sonic Racing Crossworlds info drops
>Crash Bandicoot crossover, be it in Sonic Racing, Smash Bros. or something else entirely
>Super Mario Galaxy movie
>Plenty last-gen ports, maybe some recent ones like SH2 Remake
>Metroid Prime 4 release date
>More Playstation Bandai Namco ports, Gravity Rush double pack? Maybe an original Ape Escape
>Tomb Raider Legend Trilogy remaster by Aspyr
>Splatoon Raiders
>No Straight Roads 2 as a part of sizzle reel

Random bullshit go!
>Ever Oasis 2
>Sonic 2026 teaser
>New take on Rabbids Go Home
>Flipnote with touch and mouse controls
>Go Go Kokopolo DX

>>720444923
is that?...

the pre-stream bgm is soulless
i actually prefer no music and a static screen

>>720444850
>enter

ONE MINUTE LEFT YOU BITCHES

>>720444890
obsessed + meds + based

>>720444873
give up EO bro

Whoever voices Rosalina will be my wife

>>720444890
>melia fucking shulk
Based and futapilled

>>720444912
no halo 4 u

Mario Picross HD

>genealogy site up already
ITS SO OVER

I am 36 years old and I am the oldest one here

This animation reminds me of the playtest, we're getting the full game today

Edging right now. Help me out, anons

NOBODY WANTS MORE AWAKENING

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

30 seconds

30 sexonds!

>>720444990
It'll be the same chick who voices panty

HERE WE GO

>>720444867
I do indeed, it was funny despite being technicly anti nintendo and then the fucked it up by editing it to be closer to a traditional wojack

BASEDFACING ALREADY

iT'S STARTING

uma musume for switch

It has begun

oh shit its time

HERE WE GO!

LET'S FUARKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LET'S GO

SLAUGHTER ALL JEWS

GUYS HOLY SHIT

PEGI 18

Seems like twitch is approximately 10 seconds ahead of YouTube and Nintendo Today is 10 sevonds ahead of twitch.

>>720444912
>>720444996
This is it