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>Game News (EN)
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9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
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>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
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THE GOAT

Meisho Doto

will monies ever get more uses
i already maxxed out every card i own

>>537888597
>omg Doto is... le evil glowy eyes????????

>>537888557
nice edit

threesome with trainers and trainees

why does she keep calling me a pig? what is her problem?

>>537888640
>he farmed for a resource that everyone will have a surplus of in time
cool

No sex with Teio today.

>>537888557
cute suzuwife

look
look upon the soul of a slopper

WITGOD HAS SPOKEN
DO NOT LISTEN TO GASLIGHT DANCERS TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU TO GO BELOW 1K STAMINA AND LESS THAN 3 GOLD RECOVERIES

dang the jannies are fast

>>537888640
Even rares?Lets see the race bonus

>>537888771
i like her trainer

>>537888771
you know that the whole point of blacked is the character is white right

Reminder
GOLSHI
GAME

>>537888868
Bold of you to assume I can get decent speed on the stamina ap

>>537888878
was someone posting lewd shit again
naughty naughty naughty

>>537888868
ZA WARUDO WAS STRONG

>>537888090
how much money do you get for races?

turbo milf

>>537888868
i can't borrow mlb creek doe

https://x.com/oguricapuma1/status/1963433219904188811
this is so epic O.O

>>537888956
Just lower your speed

umamusume .... is ... is a...
WIT
GAME

we only need 1000 stam + 2 golds the simulator is gaslighting us

WITGOD drops a vid

ackshually we need 1500stam+guts and 3 golds to be safe

>>537889083
Why not?

>>537888868
every time i get 3 cooldowns the rest of my run is shit. mejiro mcnugget drops deep breaths or doesn't show up at all on 90% of runs. this shit is impossible

>>537889161
have to borrow kitasan

>5 people on speed
>fail the 3%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

why is it whenever I get Long S Golshi just fucks the run over?
I've given up on getting spurt, am convinced it doesn't exist. It's a trick fabricated by youtubers. I've never seen it once from the hishiama card, the golshi card may as well not exist, and double circle affinity inheritance is such bad odds when you have 3 tries every 24 hours it may as well not exist either
>inb4 get the inheritance spark native
and have a 1* wits parent with a 20% chance of dropping the skill? Rather have my 6* stam or 8* power for an ace run

>>537889176
3 golds* brain fried

>>537889152
The figure I heard a week and a half ago was 1100 stam + 420 wit for 1200 speed. I don't know why it takes captain engrish to make people listen to this.

>>537889176
I had a couple runs where I got S or even SS stamina + 3 gold recoveries, but no acceleration skills, no Long S. I'll run those umas anyway, but non-whales have much fewer options. p2w, after all.

Any club for a strapping young lad? I have 76m fans. ID: 458944833401

>>537889243
>and have a 1* wits parent with a 20% chance of dropping the skill?
this is what i did for cancer cup
it worked but my long S groundwork every green under the sun god unit just barely loses to max speed max power with nothing but firm conditions on the sim

perhaps skills are a spook

>>537889243
she hates you in particular

>>537889243
It's much more consistent with a taishin parent with 3* you can couple with an uma with her as the parent too or a guest with sparks. But yeah if you didn't roll for Taishin you're pretty limited.

>>537889459
pools closed

Name a bigger gigachad than maruzensky

anyone saved that vid of spechan eating a donut and oguri standing beside in disbelief cus she wanted a bite lol

>>537889471
mile S* i didn't prepare a long unit for cancer I'm only mostly retarded

>>537889592
me

>>537888805
dang is that some gourmet fucking grass right there

>>537889347
According to the reference doc, 920 stam is enough to be barely competitive with 2 golds
Hard to tell what the actual truth is, so many people spurt out wrong information or just like to lie for fun on the internet

>>537888771
Some dummy on /trash/ woulda made this for you by hand if you just asked. At least then the text would be legible.

>Stressing yourselves over pvp event #2 out of 1000
oh no you're not going to have the platinum title, hope you guys don't ragequit the moment you open TT to see a random SEA slumlord with it

>>537889592
>hottest uma in the entire lineup
>is american
what did Cygames mean by this?

CM rooms up, test your uma NOW

29081475
74182354
82150996

I'm tired of seeing her in dirt races

Holy shit. How many years until we can roll on this Amazon?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SH2mek3guLw

>>537881253
I saw a 1100/1100 end mayano mogged by a 1000/1000 goldship yesterday.
witgod is right. Cm2 is indeed a golshi game

>>537890061
>18

Are you having fun, anons?

>>537889950
It means the Yakuza don't care if Cygames lewds her.

>>537890347
I would be if I could borrow more than 3 times per day

>>537889826
>Keep in mind the Recovery Consistency, as this chart assumes they active, and at good times
>Straight recoveries like Cooldown and Breath activate well around 60% of the time
read nigger, read

>>537890261
some people say Narita Taishin is the best uma for this, others say Golshi. I'm running a 950/1100 Golshi with no Long S and no spurt, we'll see how I fare in Group B....

>>537890347
I failed multiple 2%s

since a lot of people barely have stamina, seems like front urara to block lucky pace with nice nature is the way, I'll give them every end closer debuff to cuck the stamlet golshis

>>537888565
Isn't this a child?

God, I hate Special Week so much

>>537890538
my wife is so cute

>>537890548
*front runs you*

>>537890573
no silly thats a petite 18 year old

>>537890419
Or borrow two guest umas, or have more/faster regenerating TP, etc.
Apparently nips get 15 borrows/day. I'd be happy with 5, because that's about the daily limit of f2p careers

>go 3/3 on uma with 20% stam growth
>still can't hit 1200 stam despite decimating my speed growth

>>537890519
Taishin will win assuming her and goldship has equal stats and skills. The problem with taishin is that she's a massive pain to train.

>>537890548
Front urara reduces stamina consumption because of the pace down mechanic, so you are neutering your own strategy. If you want to prevent lucky pace you are better off bringing an actual front runner.

>>537890504
>but you don't have many better options aside from getting 300+ stamina instead
read nigger read

>>537890519
During JP, Narita Taishin was more popular since she had an easy gold spurt.
Gooks optimized Gemini with their foresight and Golshi turned out to be the better ace.

I'M NOT TRAINING MORE GOLSHIS
FUCK YOU

Which ace uma for cm3 if I don't have Ogureddit? Daiwa, Vodka or Grass?

hmmm what happened there

So close...

I'm beginning to think power actually matters since no one can pass my gold ship if they have less power than her despite having more speed.

>>537890807
>also assume no debuffs btwbtw
so take the better option and jack it up

Why don't global players just unite to run sub-1000 stamina horse in CM2, so the requirements are not too high?

>>537890817
>During JP, Narita Taishin was more popular since she had an easy gold spurt.
that makes a ton of sense. This doc/vtubers seem to come from the JPfags, not gooks/chinks, hence "Narita is Gemini goat."

for white spark farming, if parents/grandparents also have the same white spark there's a higher chance of getting that spark at the end of the run, correct? Do the stars also influence this chance or is a 1 star as good as a 3 star for this purpose?

>>537890745
the other being that not a lot of trainers will have her except whales/exceptionally lucky. On the other hand, if you do have her, I'd imagine you'd be more likely to be a player dedicated enough to prep her for the cm

>>537891015
because we are all crabs in a bucket

Pokke is very submissive in bed

>"when i was little..."
>oh you mean like right now?

>>537891015
you first

>Another 3 borrows wasted
I hate my luck

>>537891015
Prisoner's dilemma, kitten, look it up

>>537890745
>she's a massive pain to train
Worse than Golshi/Creek? why?
>t.doesn't have taishin

>>537891201
I love you

fukukitaru ult has the potential to do really funny things like push a golship into another honse's lane

>>537891294
she has plot disease

heh... if no one brings a gold shit
i am guaranteed to win

>>537890347
I'd be having more fun if this game just gave me the 3* I need, and then another 3* on top of that would be nice too
>>537891015
Why not just run G dirt G long harus at that point? Why bother making the competitive part of the game competitive at all?

>>537891394
Spe chan...

>>537891201
>jobs her debut race everytime

>>537891294
20% Guts growth rate
Tends to get depressed
Has some fuck ass early races
Has a special event that gives her -3 mood and practice poor 2 days after Classic Summer and then you get a Long race against buffed umas
You have to recover from Practice poor and get her mood up on the next race after that to get a super buff to stats and practice or the run is bricked

>>537891015
Sure.
We're all gonna be running bare minimum stam and recoveries right, bros?

>>537890347
vodka is the only one I can reliably hit the ura finale in. someday I will have 9* ura finale parents

>Get to URA finale
>Two cards with 50 specialty priority finally stack on the same tile

>>537891394
SpeChud...

Bwos I’m just gonna pray for my aces

>>537891234
>last borrow of the day
>run going great, orange bonds by hopeless stakes
>classic year begins
>fail 5% training
>mood down from good to awful
>practice poor
>takes two turns to cure
>take her on a date to raise mood
>get claw game
>do it perfectly each time
>still fail each time
>rest
>mood down + night owl
>takes twice to heal
>look at stats
>satsuki sho is in 3 turns, D/D/E+/F/F
>run is definitely bricked
>do nothing but races to punish this horse until she jobs a career
>glue
sometimes your run is just FUCKED

>>537891015
we should also collab to buy carats for poorfags

>failed an 8% training before debut
thank you RNG machine very cool

If you have subpar speed and 1200 stam +3 golds your uma will literally never win against goldshit on the finish line
If you have capped speed and subpar stamina that relies on golds you have an actual chance of winning if they proc

So what did we learn for this cm?

Any open clubs I have 24M fans and taurus platinum title 342761474698

>>537891201
the most feminine uma

>>537891576
Tazuna is practically mandatory for Taishin, the way I train her is I prep the fourth Taz date before the plot AIDS for an instant cure and mood boost.

>win literally every race
>reach ura finals unbeaten
>2nd place 3 times in a row
Kingu...

>>537888470 (OP)
Is Cygames ever going to have a Web Store dedicated to Umamusume? Or has that not happened even on JP?

>>537891816
my sister was training Pasa and that happened to her. I was sitting in the study doing a Golshit run when I heard an enraged scream.

/uma/ - gaslight general

>>537892143
numba wan

How many times is maru going to proc goldie oldies
I haven't been able to train in 8 turns

>>537892220
What is your favorite Gaslight you have seen on here?

this just beat everyone

>>537892220
that's not true, anons know that lying on the internet is a SIN

>>537892330
post deck

>>537892328
People rolling for the super creek banner "to upgrade the SRs" and ending up with a bunch of cleats and a bunch of guts sr MLB was the funniest

>shitters with sub 1000 stam in r1 and r2
>metafaggots get fucked by skill proc rng in the finals
Yeah I'm thinking I'll luck chad my way to first place

>>537892125
jp webstore exists

>>537891015
This CM is literally just a test of if you can idiot proof your Umas.
So much shit just does not matter if you can't get stamina requirements consistent. Goldship is really strong but she's relying on Spurt to really dangerous degree which means Pace Chuds with good stamina + blues can just win if they hit the requirements properly

>>537892330
Erm stamina grifterbros?

You wanted a hint?

do you max out her friendship?

>>537892576
Interesting what are the prices on there compared to the store? Is it like 15% lower in price as a whole? Because I do hope Cygames eventually does that for Global.

>>537892707
Why the FUCK does this have late surger savvy

>>537890347
Grinding careers/sparks is the least fun thing in the game.

i know it is rng but today i failed a fuck ton of trainings and URA races
this retard failed like 12 speed trainings and failed her URA Semis

Shark teeth

EASY MODO?!

>>537892720
>starts putting out in the third year, if at all
>never in any training
Why is this so much more common than with Tazuna? That's a lady that knows how to treat a toreina right.

>>537892720
It's either I max her out or I barely see her at all the entire run, no inbetween

>>537892707
I don't even have this card even though it's free...

pace is king

>>537892852
Have you seen Spe's schizophrenic potential level skills?

>>537892878 (me)
wrong pic it was this one (mcqueen failed her trainings yesterday too)

>>537892921
zako pussy

>>537892915
double pleasure

>>537892550
I did it for creek rather than the SRs but it worked for me, other than Tosho 2lb cuck, every SR that matters is MLB

4 wins, 6 losses in CM rooms
I think that's good enough...

0 wins, 10 losses in CM rooms...
I think that's enough

>>537892915
I want the to bite my shoulder

>>537891015
This sounds like a MrBeast challenge

im starting to think that i've been gaslighted into thinking that pace chasers are bad in cm2

>>537893643
How about you finish writing your sentence first?

>don't have Oguri Cap Pow SSR
>got to her 2nd event chain
what the fuck? literally how? did i use up all of my uma luck on that? how are random events for support cards not in your deck or you don't own even picked out?

>>537893694
There is nothing Oguri could possibly be bad at at this stage of the game other than sprints

>>537893694
everything is bad in cm2
do NOT run cm2

>>537893809
Gottem

>>537893694
Anime teio comes with two gold recoveries and a good unique. People are just comparing it with a perfectly built Taishin or Gold Ship, which will win every time. What you'll actually see in CM rooms is going to be all over the place.

>>537893809
>900 speed
>turf F and long D
nigga i think this urara is too fast

>>537893895
uhm they are actually winning against perfect whale decks i even saw a late rice shower win

>>537893694
yes, if no one else runs front and pace, then their pace will always be front
you're being gaslighted as always

>event that has a chance to trigger fast learner didnt trigger fast learner
glue
next run

>>537893914
>long D on urara
but she's a girl

i think people forcing end just for spurt are hard trolling just get stats

>>537892095
practice poor doesnt affect races. i try to luck into karaoke or crane game when the lung cancer hits and cure practice poor later.

>>537894181
Imagine the hickies..

Giving in to Mayano’s sexual advances

>>537891746
>>mood down from good to awful
-3 mood practice failure event is impossible to get if the failure rate was only 5%

>>537894289
you tell me
my end closer mayano is eating shit

>>537894519
we got tricked by jewtubers to run end mayaflop

>lose the derby in Teio's career because she late started into BROCKED by a fat ass generic uma
>she spends the rest of the career crying because she didn't get the triple crown

no horny

The Golshi in my last CM room beat everyone (including my golshi) with 1200/1050/900/400/400, two golds and Long S. No spurt. Also in the race were a Narita, a Teio, and a Mcqueen.
I think I'll try a max stam inheritance and 4spd/2stam, might get better results. And if I luck out and get Long S too, all the better. All in all, useful information was gained.

>be in a funny random club
>people play casually, post stickers, and constantly request shoes
>one day most of them just fucking disappear and dont log in again
dang time to schmove, is there any /uma/ club that's just focused on sharing shoes and logging in more often than once a week?

>>537894407
Taking Mayano to your apartment, sitting her down and then making her listen to the AC7 OST while quoting all of Matias Torres' lines to her

do real life horses get mood downs when they look at clouds?

>>537894723
how are you gonna trade shoes if people aren't at work a bare minimum logging in twice a day

>>537894510
mood effect from friend support cards also influences mood trajectory, I think that's what happened.

>>537894867
your brain must be dissected and studied to figure out how you came to such a wild conclusion

How many races i should do if i'm training an uma for the CM?

>>537894827
Brian would get an awful mood if she saw basically anything that wasn't grass or another horse

Which Fighter Jet is Mayanos favorite?

>Watch the 4th anniversary video
>Hear Cesario's voice
>Urge to pull, breed and raise a family with her
How many years must i wait until she's in the game?

Why does one need a Dia plush that big?

>>537894827
real horses sometimes get spooked by their own shadows, so yes just about anything can set them off

>>537895035
That scene chick from /gif/

>>537895097
isn't she spe's daughter?

Left or right?

>>537894952
>resting the day before, rather than the penultimate day then racing takarazuka or wit training

>>537893809
You're acting as if Taishin needs to be gimped even more than she already is just by being an End Closer that doesn't have Goldship's unique

>>537895140
you know exactly why

not a bad run, if she would have gotten 200 more speed i could have used her, both beach were bad, 8 training and none of then got more then 2 rainbow
she has a easier time with stamina so i think i will swap some stamina spark for speed

>>537895035
the obvious answer
F-14

So now that silksong is out why aren't you playing real video games instead of minimal viable products designed to mentally abuse you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNzH495CQI

>>537895252
Right easy. The stamina and wit differences are not significant enough to make a difference.

Raisu has grown this big!

>Steam crashed
Will we get apolocarats?

>>537895243
Yep.
Spe has a great bloodline.

>>537895468
wtf acerola mentioned

>>537895252
obviously left, right is getting stamina checked

>>537895468
I'm a weeb first gamer second

>>537895607
KIROV REPORTING

>>537895252
right if you want to gamble

Are there any clubs open?

>>537886520
I'm an absolute shitter with NOTHING, but I did single free roll anime Tokai Teio. Should I build her for CM using my NOTHING or is Gold Ship just better still? With NOTHING.

>>537895607
Maruzensky boned Fukukitaru's god...

>>537895097
why is her voice so alluring?

>>537895697
i think Tokai Teio should wear NOTHING

>>537895468
bwo I didn't even finish the first one that shit's boring

>>537895602
I got late to work - i want apologems
I got yelled at by my mom - i want apologems
I frew up - i want apologems
I bought pag-pag but it was rotten - i want apologems
Grass Wonder died - i want apologems
Koichi Watanabe just had sex at a soapland - i want apologems

>>537895607
>Sir Gaylord

>>537895825
How can you find it boring there's more gameplay than umamusume.

>>537895502
>>537895626
>>537895694
So left for safety, right if I'm a high roller?

>anime teio comes with 2 gold recoveries
holy GASLIGHT

>>537895607
how many umas cygames add per month on the jp version? I doubt they add 3-4 like in global right?

Teio sex time

we need an uma musume kpop collab to save the game

My Goldship keeps getting blocked, maybe I should've brought nimble navigator...

Teio fracture time

>double circles, according to gametora nearly 200 affinity before race bonuses
>28 white sparks of varying star quality
>14* in long
>Only activations outside of blue sparks in two inspirations is a single right handed
Honestly why even bother.

>Alt costume umas don't get new career, just some new events
It was all just a scheme for Cygames to be lazy, right?

>>537895723
Because the VA was/is clearly a singer, i suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kKNR8tbwK0
She comes in at around 5 minutes.

Only for MAKWEEENN

Fingering Teio until she lets out a Miraculous Squirt while she's having a Sky High Teio Orgasm

>>537895972
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/100302-tokai-teio
>race planner
>miraculous step
he is right
one doesnt help though because its medium only

>>537896236
they are warming up before our threesome starts

*pokes your uma*

Yeah, I think I'm resigning myself to being a second-class Taurus Platinum citizen

damn, half of these horses sound like they'd die or would rather die without their trainer by the end of senior year

I thought my golshi which was a god run except no cooldown was glue, but looking at /uma/ I think 1157 stam + max standard/max kyoto and 2 golds is positioned alright

>>537892738
same thing except you get extra (unpaid) jims

sdado da :D
dogai deio
deio sdeb da :DDDD

Imagine being such a bad trainer, you don't get Swinging Maestro after 3 long years...

>>537894979
too many golshi runs will do that to a toreina

>>537895707
Lady Shiraoki is Shiraoki's granddaughter

alexa play koi wa derby

>>537896569
Some of them literally think that training all day 24/7 without a rest means getting faster without repercussions

I am SEA.
Which Uma is for me?

>>537896069
at most 2, lately it's been only one a month

>>537895965
idk im gaslighting you

>>537896190
why would the same character have a different career?

>>537896196
sex

>>537896190
Unrinocally yes

>>537896990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XztyaX5KJzA
This has the full version for every main singer uma.
Enjoy.

Who the fuck is Shiraoki-sama?

>>537896860
hishi amazon

>>537896196
this is very nice song

>>537896190
The careers are based on the races the hornse actually ran. They can't have a different career cause the hornse never ran those races.

Gururun GuruRUUUUUN

>>537894827
Yes
https://youtu.be/tFGrJEBn0_A?t=58s

Clubros are just straight up dropping uma left and right, I got 4 that got kicked due to not logging in and another 3 on the way.
Im not even sure what happened since they didnt mention they're quitting or got tired of the game
Is it true the 89% win rate dropped the game as well?
Maybe people saying that the Hachimoon period is over is actually real.

>>537894103
Oh come on, it's my day off

>>537897213
boy you better train that guts. All that speed wont help you if you don't reach the minimum guts amount.

>>537897213
I can hear it, her dumb noises

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DRAGON OF DOJIMA DOING IN TRACEN

>>537897247
im on the verge of quitting too
>cm prep requires many hours a day
>banners require $300-500 every month
>cm prep now gets evaporated as soon as new meta horses drop
>only 3 borrows a day
the game is way fucking too time consuming

Why do umas have long phones but normal-sized smartphones?

>>537897395
>He thought the sponsors of the entire thing don't get a cameo
bwo...

>>537897247
I think it's a combo of either people getting BTFO'd during the last CM and those who see the forever treadmill of monthly CMs coming. URA fatigue.

>>537897247
If your club lost rank or something in the last evaluation, that's often a reason people will drop and look for a better one. Or if the leader's response to the drop was more strict requirements or something, that will also chase some people away. It's kind of unfair, but moving up in the rankings means people relax and have more fun, but falling means they mostly get stressed.

Correct answer for

>moral standpoint
>teacher standpoint
>gameplay standpoint

>>537897247
I think some people are realising how they have no chance in PvP or got unlucky and lost anyways. On top of the gacha rates and needing MLB cards for them to actually start performing well is another hit. I'm not suprised as most games get hyped up due to streamers and content creators, but ultimately Umamusume has ancient slot machine UI on top of the usual gacha greediness.

>>537897451
Anon? Your brain reps?

>>537896879
Left has the better stat spread so I’m gonna go with that.

>>537897395
>Hey, you there! You like uma racing? Check out this prototype robot uma musume!
>Hmm, a robot uma musume, huh...?
>substory jingle

SUPREME COMMANDER OF JAPAN

>>537891576
actually her special event isn't that bad, it's her random mood down is annoying

>>537897247
Not everyone has the raw gumption to be an uma trainer. It was always expected that the weak would fail.

>>537897219
I love that in horse racing a horse, or a whole field of them, can get loose and everyone just goes "welp that's a stage hazard now" instead of stopping the race

>>537897540
>moral standpoint
Fuji Kiseki has bigger breasts. She's right
>teache standpoint
i will side with the one with the bigger breasts
>gameplay standpoint
Fuji Kiseki outfit is more sexy. I'll take her side

>>537897540
No one that wins and becomes a legend is ever remembered for apologizing. And that's the only outcome the trainer should be after and the only possible moral consideration for an uma.

>>537897540
>moral standpoint
You should be honest and apologize
>teacher standpoint
You should be honest and apologize
>gameplay standpoint
Depends if you want Lone Wolf or not and if the mood down is worth it for Lone Wolf.

>>537897710
Wow, I never thought about it like that.

>spica trainer carrying horseshoes like it's nothing
>gave it to mcqueen
>even she, an uma musume, calls it heavy
So that trainer was never human huh?

>>537897540
The only reason to take the bottom option is if you want a mood down. Getting a mood down at the right moment can be helpful because then you can mood train for energy and maybe a claw machine.

>>537897247
The game stagnates very quickly if you are F2P

>>537897247
A bunch of my jpbros noped out when they saw this month's schedule.
Cyjews isn't really giving global any extra resources to make up for the breakneck schedule.

>>537897540
>How about I teach you a cool spell instead called pregnancy?
>How about I teach you a cool spell instead called pregnancy?
>How about I teach you a cool spell instead called pregnancy?

>>537897710
Is it time for Fuji posting?

>>537897451
Probably be too expensive compared to use something like earbuds.
Speaking of, how much extra would an uma have to pay to have a hole in their pants or skirts for their tail?

>>537897451
long smart phones would be dumb

>>537897335
you are babysitting a teenager anon, you don't have days off

>>537896196
>>537897115
>tfw ur waifu is relegated to being a background dancer but she still got it

>>537897540
Lone wolf x3 unless your intended target is part of a field that already has lone wolf slotted, then it's just x2

a momentary mood down is less impactful than a permanent speed boost in career and a guaranteed cuck to other lone wolves outside of it

I like Kawakami Princess but the way that she has that extremely intense A10 stare with her weird pupils 24/7 is somewhat jarring

>>537897912
Less than a month until I can blow all of my carats on her.

>>537897163
>The careers are based on the races the hornse actually ran
bullshit. there are multiple umas that have different races depending on how they perform/what you choose

>>537897540
the correct answer is I'm going to cum inside Sweep Tosho's pussy multiple times consecutively.

>>537888868
>>537889117
>4LB KB
>MLB Creek
>several MLB SRs
INGMI
I can't borrow all of these.

>>537898080
the RoB artist that designed her just likes those eyes, look at dasca

>>537898080
Her eyes reminds me of Higurashi when they go full schizo

>>537898080
>extremely intense A10 stare with her weird pupils
what the fuck are you talking about

>>537897540
>Correct answer for
>>moral standpoint
Punitive babymaking sex
>>teacher standpoint
Punitive babymaking sex after a scolding
>>gameplay standpoint
You only had Fuji Kiseki's best intention in mind, right? - Lone wolf is gae.

>>537898198
luckletbwo..

>>537897247
we're unironically playing an inferior product. we should have all of the qol that jp has AND we should have at least one new career by now. i've been thinking of soft dropping the game but i'm a club leader so i don't want to do that to my bros

MATIKANE TANNHAUSER IS EXTREMELY CUTE

>>537898101
>>537897912
literally ryan but with a proper haircut

>>537897247
they realized the game is literally pay 2 win and the "just run with your oshis bwo" was a massive psyop

>>537898395
I also started after the KB banner.

>>537895468
I can't even purchase it, steam page keeps crashing

>>537895468
whenever i don't have energy i just play dwarf fortress and watch the tabern brawls while i listen music

>>537889243
>Last borrow of the day
>Get distance S and Spurt in senior year
>Start failing 6% trainings
>Mood down mood down mood down
>Creek fucks off forever after 2nd chain event
Fucking painful.

>>537898367
she has cat eyes and they look weird

>>537898501
"j-j-j-just play with whoever you like!!!!" is bullshit in every other game spouted by retards that don't actually want to play or discuss the game and just want a thread to circlejerk in

The entirety of umas is PVP against other players so of course that you'll lose every time if you're a shitter like in every competitive game

Is the mile CM going to be a shitshow of front runners with groundwork + tail held high + etc, el condor pasa stacked with one billion mid-race skills, and late runners with every straight/end-race acc known to mankind?

Everyone went back to grubble, because KMR actually respects their players unlike uma

>>537898656
she is being toyed with by forces beyond her comprehension

>>537894723
>Really "love" the game
>pvp event
>Quit it
Incredibly fragile egos

I even told some guy to pace himself because it's a marathon not a sprint that eventually gets better, and to treat it as a casino disguised as mobile game
Seemingly out of nowhere, "I quit, can't keep up + burn out"
he even spent money

>>537895468
fuck off back to /v/

>>537898410
KR version I heard got QoL day 1 not sure if accelerated or not correct me if Im wrong. But if theres a turnover of like 1/2 in just 2 weeks I might call it quits because the higher rank clubs will be sweaty with quotas

>>537898713
hope you have that borrow slot free for oguri SSR bwo ;)

God I wish she was releasing earlier...

>>537898656
why the mambo is in a concentration camp?

>>537895915
>Go into boss fight and do nothing until you figure out the pattern
>Get one or two hits in and dodge 4 times for the next 4 minutes
No thanks fag, I'd rather gamble.

>>537898649
it reminds me more of a snake

>>537898818
uooooooo IM END CLOSING

>>537898785
KR got boosted Kitasan rates immediately(0.75% instead of our 0.5%) and 10 daily borrows with a much better pace

>cap speed before last summer
>keep training speed anyway
>end up with 1000 power
>without power parent
so this is why power card is useless

look i understand we cant get all of the QOL JP got but must we really spin the bingo wheel 25 times

>>537897247
Pretty sure I was kicked out anyways. All the more reason to hang up my hat.

>>537898443
I don't really know Ryan too well, but from the lobby events I got the impression that I wouldn't like her personality (and her haircut is very off-putting). I want to roll on Fuji as I really liked her in the movie; her confidence and mature attitude make her more appealing to me than any of the other umas.

Basically, I'm just gonna keep using my oshis.

I know, I KNOW! Ugh... I know. I'm sorry. But basically, I'm just not gonna roll for Christmas Oguri and I'm gonna keep using my oshis. Sorry!

>>537897912
always time for fuji posting

>>537898125
those are just filler

>>537899069
this, why they can't give us some x10 spins option?

>>537898771
1 guy in my club was like 2 million a month rate and he dropped the game, not sure why he even bothered logging in for the entire month then just suddenly drop it.

>>537899069
nyes

>>537898785
>>537899037
cygames are treating global as third class citizens

>>537898643
I'm going to try running max stamina inheritance (have a native 6* that isn't awful), 4spd/2stam. Have 0lb creek and kita, which mlb should I borrow, Kita or Creek?

>>537899176
School started back up

>1000 price coins
i dont want to spin the wheel anymore
i want to be happy

>>537899158
which means the careers aren't 100% based on their irl careers

Reminder that mcqueen is unironically evil

This is enough STA for the CM?

Nyoooooo almost good

>>537899069
what, you don't rike all those medium shoes?

>>537899512
>iron will

>>537899069
you will listen to maya say IKUYOOOOOO and you will like it

>

>>537899492
she's protecting everyone else from ryan's lice

>>537899176
Set up my club to invite only because watching 1m fan randoms joining to collect login dailies and NOTHING else was getting grating.
God bless Chrono Genesis, by the way.

>>537899315
If I stick around a declining game, will I still be surrounded by whales or casual for years to come or will Cygames just shut it down due to poor performance
>>537899412
ooooh fuck you're right theres still students playing the game.

>>537899069
>look i understand we cant get all of the QOL JP
Yes we can. Cyjews are just that fucking lazy

>>537899620
>God bless Chrono Genesis, by the way.
She's truly the best

>>537899512
>Iron Will
>BOFA deez nuts
>591 power
>no spurt

umaooooo is free falling

>>537899492
what a bitch

>>537899512
This better not be your ace bro

>>537896069
2 uma +2 alts at the end of the month was the standard for 2 years on JP.
but they had the seasonals utterly fucked in general to fit the halloween+harvest festival+christmas+newyear+valentine alts all back to back starting late september with halloween and ending lat janurary for valentine.

>>537899512
Yes. Iron Will probably won't do anything for you, and it's 50/50 whether BoFA will, but the stamina is good.
Power is very low, and speed needs to be higher. Getting S/S/A/C/C would be a consistent baseline, but that's really hard to do without an mlb deck, which non-whales won't have.

>>537899492
Why are women like this? They also compliment fat chicks while getting mad if you compare them to one

>>537898649
*L4D2 charger noise*

>>537899674
>If I stick around a declining game
If things continue as they are, only the most dedicated players will stay, mostly because of sunk cost fallacy. As long as whales are still spending cyjews won't shut it down

>>537899708
My cute autistic keiba wife…

>>537899854
>check release timeline
>she NEVER gets this as a real alt
FUUUUUUCK

>>537899817
it's a competition strategy. They'll tell acquaintences that men like fat chicks (few men are truly architects) so that they'll look better by comparison if their social circle is fatter.

Bed and pelvis shattering uma sex with Kawakami Princess

>>537899492
It's just a fact that if girls say another girl looks cool = she means she looks like a boy.

>>537899854
I like how so many umas have blue eyes

>>537900001
If they get an alt in a card, they never get that alt as an outfit.
Just the nature of the game and it SUCKS.

>>537898771
I got lucky the danchode in the random club I joined is an ultra sweat tryhard. Man is whaling and has like 7 accounts. 3 of those are sitting above 100m+ fans

>>537899774
sometimes I wonder if people would roll for some alternates if they weren't meta, like the christmas one

new day and shit

>>537900414
If they like the umas of course they would, but not as many. Some anons rolled for wedding maya(me) and she's not meta.

it's a new day!

>>537900619
me and which uma

>laggy UI made me slip up and donate only 1 shoe again
THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS AHHHH

>>537899854
>*L4D2 Charger noises*
This is what I i hear when Nice Nature shoulder checks me

>>537900619
I need this but Teio or Matikanefukukitaru

>>537900518
>Here's today's login bonus!
Is it her pussy juice?

>>537897859
I got 5 SSR uma currently and all spark cant come soon enough. Thats the only thing that prevents me from quitting as a f2p since Cyjews actually gave me a good roll. But if the trend of players leaving is too much, maybe I'll hang it up as well.

>>537897431
>the game is way fucking too time consuming
This shit is real when Im travelling I only do 1 Bakushin career for the dailies and trade shoes. If I have nothing to do at home, could easily do 5 careers a day.

>>537897903
If you mean min-max by whales yes its hard, but its not my problem since I never won a single practice room with /uma/ but still manage to get 2nd place in B bracket finals.

Does Friend Points for supporting a player mean they used your uma or your support card?

I need this character to have more porn

>>537900570
personally at least I think a wedding dress has more appealing than a christmas or harvest one. But I also know cygames add these cause it's 10 times easier than making a whole new career for a new uma

Can someone help me figure out which speed cards should I generally be using?

I have lvl 45 spe(joined just a touch too late), lvl 45 sweep tosho, lvl 45 nrt taishin, lvl lvl 35 silence suzuka, lvl 35 tokai teio, lvl 30 kitasan black, 30 eishin flash, lvl 30 nishino flower.

Other than just putting sweep tosho in every deck and using suzuka for front/taishin for end/spe for pace I'm having trouble deciding the last 1 or 2 cards on most characters.

>>537899854
big weddings

>>537900746
IT'D BE OKAY IF IT WAS 20 SHOE DONATIONS BUT NO IT'S 10 INSTANCES OF DONATIONS SO I'M OUT -10 CLUB POINTS FOR THE DAY SINCE I WAS BEING CONSIDERATE AND DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO HAVE TO DONATE 1 SHOE TO ACCOUNT FOR MY FUCK UP

>>537900861
Same

>>537900825
meant for this >>537900619

>>537900771
>teio
>boobs

>>537900619
this but nishino flower

>>537900771
Teio barely have something to grab

I don't like Teio or her baby voice.

The Teio Step is pretty cute though.

>>537900414
Mostly why JP Uma made so much money.
A lot of people on JP rolled for the halloween alts, super creek alt activated a lot of neurons and rice shower alt is one of the most popular none-meta alts in the game (and arguably better than base rice even if her unique is awkward)

>>537901057
>>537901043
theres a mcqueen image where trainer sinks his fingers deep into her breasts, like that one

>>537900570
At least her Cat alt is meta but it's like 3 years away...

>>537901289
this one? but he's pinching her nipples not her boobs

>>537900861
I hate when that happens. I don't know WHY it's an option to donate 1 or 2 it's so stupid a system.

Happi Happi Lucky sex

>>537900414
Is Daiwa Scarlet non meta?
I'd pull for her but she's year 2
Sweep, He/she wedding meta?
Those 2 are far away as well

>>537901393
>3 years
I need it NOW

3 spd/3 stam or 4 spd/2 stam for taishin deck?

I created uhhh
something, I guess. Those recoveries are never activating, but hey she's my first A+
I think it could be much better. I didn't see a single quad or penta rainbow this run, and I did fail 2 triple rainbows too

Just curious but does anyone know what the order of operations in golden inspirations is? Do you roll to check whether it's gold and if it is you have bonus % to hit stuff or is it you hit a bunch of stuff therefore it shows up as gold?

>>537901418
no that one, the page before? I go look for it

>>537901273
some alts are alright and look good, like the halloween or wedding ones but others are just too simple, I think cygames could earn more money selling different styles of haircuts for umas

Any B or better club looking? Really not down to tryhard for club ranking, I am not going to join a discord, just want a club to get a decent ranking and trade shoes.

>>537901543
>unruffled iron will
>gutsmax

>3 days to Seiun Sky
>I don't even have a usable grandparent, let alone parent
I'm so fucked

>>537900194
not completely true as of year 5, this maruzensky card is also an alt and recently this also happened with vivlos

awww it looked different in the thumbnail but whatever, the important thing is to knead it thoroughly

>>537901526
>base: tummy
>wedding: pits
>cat: both
HOLY
she feels like a front runner

>>537901476
yeah, christmas scarlet isn't as good as valentine bourbon just by how overloaded bourbon is.
I'd stopped playing JP CM's by the time sweep wedding came out, even though I have her so I can't say but I'd assume not since she's sandwiched between duramente and gentildonna.

feels good

>>537901816
I want a top gun kitty cat

>>537901709
>3 days until seiun sky
>I have usable parents + grandparents
>I am not afraid of credit card debt
my body is ready.

>>537901470
Mati's career ending is one that I will never skip as it's pure heart warming kino.

After MLBing ulala is there anything else coming to it to save for the future or can I safely get friend slots?

>>537901891
NO KAWAKAMI, DON'T FINISH THAT MAZE!

anyone has a MLB Fine Motion to borrow? i can only find LB1s in the random friend support

>>537901775
would she believe it if I told her that massaging her chest would make it grow?

>>537901916
>giving cyjews money

>>537900815 see >>537901916 who should explode

>>537901710
I haven't been keeping up with JP, but that's nice to hear.
then it's just "very very very unlikely" instead of never happens.

>>537902057
Use the db, uma.moe or chronogenesis bwo

all i need is some whale's seiun with god sparks and i will sweep gemini with front runner maya (yes i will get the ace out in 2 days)

>>537901891
RIP monitor

>>537899737
Everyone is preparing for dark GW bro

>>537902057
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
https://chronogenesis.net/

>>537902094
>Not giving them money
If us payGODS posted account summaries you'd have a conniption

ines whojin

>>537902147
>>537902261
cool thanks

CYGENEROUS

my secret to don't burnout is chill and read umas stories

>>537899737
dark guild war is in 2 days buddy let me prep

Who are YOU training right now?

>>537902578
golshi because I'm a shitter
she's all I got

>>537902578
>Doesn't mention who he is training
Faggot

>>537902578
Natie, trying to reach bond 7 with her

>>537902578
Trying to get a straight away spurt spark

>>537902578
oguri

>>537902578
Everyone
I'm just trying to get good parents man

>>537902578
Matikane parent for eventual 9* groundwork

Super Creek and Narita Taishin's careers are essential umamusume careers because they force you to say 'fuck it' and take risky training which then makes you better at raining new umas.

>>537902707
why didn't they translate the fortune slips in-game

>>537902578
i don't even know, I open up the career page and let a severe schizophrenic episode decide, lately it's been matikanefukukitaru

>>537902707
That's because I'm training myself

>>537902148
>front runner
bricked, witGAWD said if you don't run her as end closer then you LOSE

>>537903128
Bro if you think I'm trusting anyone's idea of the meta after the shambles that was the TC you're retarded.

>>537902578
Just finished URA finales with the overlord.

>>537898771
some real "90% of trainers quit before they hit it big" mentality you got there

>log in
>use up all my bad luck on two borrowed runs to shortcut parent-making
>do an ace run and highroll

This could've been the run if only specialty actually did anything.

>>537902578
I'm doing a taishin run off of yesterday's last borrow.

>>537903230
retard

>>537903297
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>red shift
bricked before it even started

I heard that eventually you can alarm-clock normal races? Is there a limit to the number of alarm clocks you can store? Should I be stockpiling?

yes I lied to my Bakushin

>>537903386
that's a man

IMAGINE PLAYING THIS GAME OVER GODSONG

How does dating Kiryuin or Tazuna even raise your trainee's mood/skill points and remove their poor condition?

does Studious improve the effects of natty's All-seeing Eyes?
>Studious: slightly widen field of view with heightened observation mid-race

>>537900619
this is literally eishin flash

>>537903429
(and she liked it)

>>537903438
I didn't like the first one

>>537903458
>Does mid race buff that lasts for 5 second improve late race debuff?
get late surger savvy but even then it's just a wider cone

>>537903438
who?

>>537903458
The buff expires in 3s and all-seeing eyes activates late-race, so no

>>537898818
Isn't that mambo's winning pose?

>>537895468
Waiting for the FitGirl release

>>537899034
There's nothing there...

>>537903386
>You have a good set of pipes!

ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igXO5bHjJpY

>>537903813
is this the power ... of the supreme chud?

>>537892870
nigga that IS the game.

Poking Pokke

>>537903813
what spe hears when she sees grass wonda on the racetrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c

>>537900841
Idk, the only appealing wedding dresses are Curren and Amazon. Base skins look better for the rest. The long skirt on the wedding dresses also looks ridiculous when running.

Are the 'Late Surger X' skills worth buying?

I failed two 10% chance training in sequence
I'm gonna kms

>>537903397
>he just listens to youtubers without testing shit himself
Enjoy losing, bro.

Actually is Nemesis exclusively useful for End Closers or can I take it on Late Surgers too?

Making sure this song plays automatically in your head because I need you to suffer too.

A+ rank circle CunnyInc. has 2 spots for /uma/ anons. anyone can join, just put /uma/ in your bio so we know its an anon

You have been selected (abducted) to continue the Mejiro line

>>537904572
oh no!!!!!!!!!!!

>>537903438
Silksong is insanely tranny-coded. Not touching that shit.

>>537904418
enjoy your accel 300 meters into the last spurt then retard

>>537893793
You can get random events from any card. Hell of luck

>>537904626
how about stallions being turned into girls

So I’m running Taishin and Creek for Gemini. Who else should I add to complete the team?

don't cheat on your trainees

Rudolf is cute and sexy

>>537904749
but im training a team of umas

>>537904749
Xina would never do such a thing to her imouto.

>>537904748
Safe bet is Gold Ship, but you could run a second Pace like Daiwa to give yourself another shot at lucky pacer. She in particular can just fluke out with her ult, too

>Chiyono chain 2 super early
>1 turn later get sleep deprived
>get Tazuna bond to 60 before make debut
>"I'll just do her dates to cure it
>Doesn't give me date event till classic year march
Getting agemasen'd from tail held high is a new anxiety I didn't want. Does your Uma having a condition prevent her from autism blogging to you? Every time I've used her so far she just shows up the turn after she gets 60 bond.

>>537904749
if they don't want me to cheat why does their mood go up if I shag aoi

>>537904940
is this a genshin crossover character?

>>537905083
no that's orfevre

>>537902578
Im starting my legacy training for next CM early because my precious daughter(Sakura Bakushin O, the best Class Representative and all around excellent Umamusume) is running and I want her to Bakushin everyone's socks off!

>>537904292
usually any speed or accel skill that is locked to your style is good for better value. But it depends on the skill

>>537904940
But she didn't know her imouto liked him

>
>everyone treats it as a nothingburger
TRAINER HUMAN RIGHTS
GONE
REDUCED TO ATOMS
he was clearly struggling too

>>537904749
>Cheat
It’s not cheating if we’re not in a relationship, which we won’t be because it’s highly inappropriate to date your trainees.

>>537902578
scarlet for CM

>>537902578
Honestly, I didn't know where to begin. I attempted and failed a Super Creek run last night.

>>537905083
Verxina looks fairly normal
You're thinking of the ones with slop designs like Almond Eye

>>537904292
If you're a late surgery, yes. They're better than corner / straightaway adept for lower cost.
Late surger corners 2 is better than professor of curvature in terms of bang for your buck. And straights 2 mogs beeline burst. The same is true of (distance) corners / straightaways

soonTMTM

THIS IS THE 22TH CAREER I'VE DONE WITH KING HALO AND STILL I HAVEN'T WON KIKUKA SHO BECAUSE OF ASSPULLS LIKE THIS
GO FUCK YOURSELF RUDOLF

>>537905292
I probably should have bought straight 2 then. Oh well.

uma for this feel?
https://youtu.be/yxyq2N7eV-Q?si=WIHe0L94rQH17efU&t=50

>>537905360
torena issue

>>537905227
she does whatever she wants and gets away with it because everyone likes her too much

7400m race when?

>>537905305
Bakushiiin!

>>537905360
twenty tooth

>>537904749
hmmmmm

nyo

ANON YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME
DANCHOU WON'T LIKE THIS

>>537905265
>slop design
>super popular
What did people mean by this?

>>537905265
Never seen Genshin character with ribbon like that

>>537905265
??

Have you ever popped a consumable on your TTs? Be honest.

>>537904749
Verxina is a menace

>>537905538
9 of 10 Teios get cucked by their trainers

>>537905526
somehow the thumbnail of this image is its funniest form

>>537897247
>joins a casual shitter club
>surprised when casual shitters don't keep playing the game
Grind some fans and join a good club dumb nigger

>>537905658
Rain doll since they won't be prepared for this 4D chess move and I lost anyways. I haven't used any of them after that.

>>537904773
Cute, sure, but sexy?

>>537905680
what is with all these batshit insane umas

>>537905847
uma is a BPD simulator game

>>537905227
you give up your human rights when you become a trainer at Tracen

Why don't retired umas become trainers?

>>537905847
umas are either autistic, retarded, insane, spastic, or funny (or a mix of these). you should know this by now turaina-san

>>537905901
single dad spotted
what the fuck was he thinking when he picked her as trainee?

>>537905818
>haha no PLEASE don't post sexy pics of Rudolf anon

>>537905916
Let me join, I need a new club.

I need a chill club. I dont want to sweat for a 10 rolls a month

>>537905987
Busy raising the next generation

I hate you /uma/

just focus on getting your own 9* SPD/STA/PWR horse
leave parent training to sweatlords

>>537905987
they spend their youth racing
being a proper trainer requires academic study

>>537905998
This. It's all about finding the brand of insanity that you mesh the best with.

>>537906094
sure?
I hate you faggots too

>>537906110
Training is a wit game

>>537906047
It's too late, there was already an /uma/ applicant for the open slot when I logged on. They must have found us through the OP list.

>login
>helped 5 trainers
Finally

>>537905658
the first few matches after reset always go better than everything after so i pop a crepe for those

>>537905987
Cause they end up as their trainers wives

>>537905426
Length/style corners is .15 for 3s
Correct adept is .15 for 1.8s
Length/style corners 2 only scales to .25, while curvature is .35. so I'm total length/style corner is .75 meters for like 200 while curvature is .63 meters for like 300

The same for straights, .15 / .25 for 3s vs straightaway adept / beeline being .15 / .25 for 0.9s

Style/ length are some of the best skills you can get imo. I always hope for long corners from kitasan black.

>>537906202
Kuma-san…

>>537905987
>finally enroll in tracen, ready to meet the man of you're dreams and force them to marry you
>the trainer that scouts you is a fellow uma
a trainee raping their trainer is an innate right of umas, an uma becoming a trainer themselves deprives future trainees of this joy.

YOU HAVE SWINGING MAESTRO
YOU HAVE CURVATURE
YOU HAVE DUTY OF DIGNITY
YOUR UNIQUE IS AT LEVEL 3
YOU HAVE 800 SPEED
YOU HAVE 1000 STAMINA
YOU HAVE 600 POWER
SYMBOLI
FUCKING
RETARD

>>537906202
Could an uma win against a gorilla?

Horses and umas are dumb. They could never train one another.

>>537906407
Female ningen trainers exist tho

>>537906450
They called her the Emperor
just nobody realised that Emperor was Charles II Hapsburg

so 20% acceleration is comparable to 40% power boost?
that's so much

>>537905658
Parfait whenever it's a prize with every win

I'm mostly seeing 800 stam umas with 3-4 recovery skills in these rooms desu

>>537906450
WYBYB

>>537906558
Please take your highbrow humor elsewhere

>Golshi career - good rng, minimum bad events
>Taishin career shit rng, flood of bad events.
Three 30 energy rests with two night owls before may second year...
Please save me, anyone from this hell. It's all so tiresome...

I'm surprised this isn't at max follows yet. Kind of insane to use as a grandparent for CM3 groundwork builds.

>>537904193
That is the current version the game. Will change

>>537906450
The NPCs with the lowest stamina are programmed to pass you and merge in front of you, specifically to sandbag you, while everyone else goes around and the stream of passing umas prevents you from being able to merge left.

>>537906537
Just like lesbians couples and we know that ends

my extra cuties keep falling from the claw :(

>>537906450
Hard to believe, huh? She had swinging maestro and everything

>>537906450
notice he did not mention his wit

>>537906450
What's her wit?

>>537906450
Call it.
What will Symboli Retard give me?

>>537906537
That changes nothing other than adding two letters in front of "man"

>>537890347
How do i stop having fun and eat breakfast?

>>537906407
I believe in uma supremacy

>>537906772
Now, they are

>>537906461
Probably. unsurprisingly the description of uma strength in game is pretty inconsistent, it can be anything from "strong human" to "shounen level of superhuman power"

>>537905159
Good luck Inchou but my cuties are going to win.

>>537906772
thanks for the heads up bro

>want to train more horses for TT
>but they don't have 3* clothes yet
UUUUUUUUGH