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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Digitan LOVE

16

Mayano in da fresh bread

free pull check

.... is she actually good?

Teio!

>>534571318
Oguri Cute

>>534571353
nah just cleat

>>534571348
16

Sexo

>>534571348
... out of 10!

>>534571353
>free pull check
explode
>.... is she actually good?
Feels like she'd be good for parents with her skills and hint levels when LB'd enough

ahhhh what the fuck!

Wait where's the Super Creek banner

i need a club

>>534571353
mlb makes her skill hints MAX and her skills are pretty good
she makes very good parent horses but her stat power is pretty shit for your main uma unless you dont care about the power loss

>>534571514
shut the FUCK UP

>>534571176
I'll send you the invite now. Hopefully your club leader can just kick you so you can bypass the cooldown but otherwise feel free to join whenever.

>>534571384
I cant cleat a single bwo...

Is there a way to view my opponents' horses in like, a team fight? I want to see why I lost. I have ZERO idea if my characters are bad or done wrong or what. I just win half the time and lose half the time. I have zero idea why or how or what.

big booba honses
hons milk

>>534571510
You can't escape

shortstack is looking for anons to come fill the ranks

/uma/ only, no quota, 4 day no login kick, post titties in appreciation

>>534571620
important post

>>534571496
How did Bakushin get 16th place when there are only 10 runners?

>>534571595
I am going to cleat you

>finally got double 1200 stats
>it's Bakushin
Nyoo... you already took my URA, hot springs and A veteran virginity... please leave me alone...

CUMA LOVE

>log on
>no longer in a club
sakuraniku bros... it was nice while it lasted.

Coincidentally i am looking for a new club. Anyone recruiting?

>>534571510
Torena...

AIIIIIIII DANCHOU SAMA

>>534571351
Maya is based on a male horse and therefore wears shorts, not bloomers. This is not accurate.

>>534571743
bakushin took my hot springs, A rating, and perfect run virginities

>>534571405
OYAKODON

>>534571618
Just watch the race instead of view results.

lil bro has every white spark in the game

wtf is this

>>534571935
>Stam 1

Any girls in here?

>R Helios
Fuck you Golshit

>>534571935
Huh, what's this site? I need to find some good parents.

>>534571935
>Stamina 1
heh

Peter
The horse is here

I keep wasting all my spark luck on hot springs tickets... It's my 4th one.

>>534571880
Why does all the fanart make her horny?

>>534571993
its mostly girls

>spectate club CM room
>Gold ship didn't get hit by any debuff and just zoomed through everyone
Yeah I'm going to stock up on end closer hate for my stinky Neicha.

strapping tosho to a chair and forcefeeding her vegetables

>>534572028
https://uma-global.pure-db.com

>>534571618
This is a mobile game, and a lot of the UX is designed in accordance with current trends and common practices in mobile UX design. For example, in a lot of mobile apps, if you tap and hold on an element on your screen, you are usually presented with another menu related to the UI element you just tapped. In Uma Musume: Pretty Derby's case and to answer your question: you can tap and hold an opponent Uma Musume's icon in the post-race position list, and you'll be shown the opponent Uma Musume's statistics. If they're by an opposing player, then you'll also be shown their career information such as legacies and their support card deck.

My Narita Taishin looks strange

>>534571581
Danny Cho hasn't logged in this morning.
I'll see if he'll kick once he's on
Just realized this club doesn't have any officers.

Golshi's stakes? Hopeful.

To that one anon, Seethe more.

JPbros, can the upcoming Tachyon event change the stat on a blue spark, or is it just number of stars? Can I turn a 3* speed into a 3* stam?

>>534571854
>and perfect run virginities
I'm glad my wife gave me that honor

>>534572139
Officers don't have the power to kick anyways, just recruit. Only danchodes can kick.

>>534572074
I became end closer and late surger pilled just because of the constant debuffing.

Ok.

>>534572095
wit is stored in the boobs

Can someone explain fuck kinda degenerate clubs are y'all joining/running here that manage to not rank even with autism like "danchous" and daily quotas???

I threw in the towel and joined a totally random D rank club a week ago because literally no club listed here wanted me for some reason even though I do like 1m every day. Some days even 2m+ with recovery because i actually like the game.

In this club I joined only about 5 out of 25 people are active i think, including me, the rest have not logged in days, some in weeks
My shoe requests time out at like 3-7/10
And yet we've already made it to C

The fuck are you all talking about
Explain because I do not understand how the /uma/ clubs can suck donkey dick so bad to not climb out of D. It literally doesn't seem possible.

>>534571854
>McQueen is my favorite
>King Halo took my hot springs virginity
>Maruzensky took my A rating virginity
>only got A rating once so far with McQueen and never got the hot springs ticket with her yet

>>534572063
i'm a hot spring virgin...

>>534572123
Your Narita looks like fucking sex
I got Teio's alt from Narita's banner

>>534572123
You can't escape Torena

>>534572095
That's my wife!

>>534572161
Winning Ticket in Hopeless Stakes is cracked as hell
I think she's the horse that cucked me from winning the most no matter which umas I use

>>534571892
Can I see their skills and stats that way?
>>534572095
That makes sense. I've never owned a phone so I honestly don't even know how they work really. (obviously, playing on steam)
But I CAN view someone's stats in the race position list? OK. That's awesome, thanks. I can start disassembling and learning whats going wrong

>>534571646
rape or sex has nothing to do with racing
what is she yapping about?

>>534572161
I'm suing Ticketzo for false advertisement

>>534572169
>or is it just number of stars
yes

>>534572274
Clubs need to exist for a month to get ranked, clubs youger than a month are unranked and show up as D

Is there a list of best skills to take as a parent?

is SR agnes digital card good?
I have her MLB but level 1 as I don't know if she's worth the investment

>>534572274
Most clubs here should be ranked B tier at least though. The only clubs stuck in D+ rank are literal 1/30 dead clubs.

Why dont they just make out already

>>534572353
Damn this trainer is strong his legs should have been broken by now considering how heavy McQueen is.

>>534572421
>I've never owned a phone

>>534572518
yeah just never needed or got one. Like, a cell phone. I have a landline.

>>534572518
Marriage with Minnie my local uma gf

>>534572274
>And yet we've already made it to C
I kneel, chad-sama...

>>534572503
? are you calling her fat?

Reminder that power creep applies to characters themselves and characters released later have just straight up stronger skills, so rolling on early characters in an accelerated content release is just dumb.

>>534571353
the gold skill is passable and it has medium corners but otherwise this card is straight up ass

>>534572493
Because they're not drunk.

>>534572274
If you turn the video game into a job then you can earn an extra $4 worth of currency per ranking tier

>Explain because I do not understand how the /uma/ clubs can suck donkey dick so bad to not climb out of D.
If your club starts collecting fans this month then it's medal will show up as D however the current rank for the month is going to be an actual number until it gets it's grade updated next month.

>>534572608
Agreed. I got Kitasan and now I save ALL carats.

>

Oh Haythere, anons.
Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.

>>534572454
Man I hope it comes soon. My first URA 3* ever.

>>534572095
I need more shogi training glasses pictures, they're so funny
look like they're about to say the dumbest shit with the utmost confidence

>>534572274
I still remember that pic of some club with some opera fag carrying his dead club with 150 million fans himself

>>534572560
well you better start, your uma wives will get lonely if you dont get a phone

>>534572608
i don't care, this is a single player game to me

>>534572684
nah. I've gone for my 31 years of life without one, why get one now?

>>534572518
I've never owned a horse as cute as Norn~

>>534572518
Smart phones in the 80's. It was acceptable at the time.

Time...

>>534572689
cute boy

>>534572734
times change old man

>>534572689
zuri kiseki

>>534572604
Yes

>>534572785
>>534572689
glad they hid their ugly hideous man hands

>>534572608
hmmm... the power creep Umas are mostly ugly so nyo

>>534572675
And we are full again.

>>534572518
>tfw we will never get Norn in-game

I want to kiss Curren Chan.

>>534572734
Are you a virgin or no?
Be honest

>>534572834
but old men don't

>>534572938
old men running the world

Mejiro McQute

>>534572608
I play this game to lord over others. I WILL roll for early characters that are good for 2 months and then get powercrept if it means I can dominate over other players for those 2 months. When the next powercreep releases? I'll roll them too.

>>534572745
and you will never....

>>534572938
ELECTRONIC OLD MEN AND THEIR... FLEXIBILITY

>>534572658
How do you people not know how to play this game 1+ month in?

>>534572923
Yeah, of course. KHV. Never even went to school.
>>534572965
kill 'em and take their position

>>534572967
>McQute
McFat

>>534572608
But I don't have an emotional connection with them, therefore I don't care

>>534572967
holy fuck

Unbricked has one slot open
put /uma/ in your profile or something when applying

>>534572608
Some early characters still hold their own years later into the game. Launch Taiki is still meta viable in miles CMs. Maruzensky's unique is still good as inherit.

>>534572518
Why isn't Norn Ace real....?

>click shit training spot because i need hints of a certain card
>no skill hints appears
What is this bullshit

>>534572734
What the fuck, I could understand if you were 50 maybe, but you're a zoomer.

>>534572896
>>534572973
Why not? ;-;

>>534572518
Gimme yankee shark (the purest out of the trio btw)

>>534572518
>no norn, no mini
hurts

>>534573154
31 isn't a zoomer man. I'm middle aged.

can't wait for Smart Falcon to come out so I can actually keep up with all this dirt shoe requesting

>>534571353
you need 2+ more anon

is Manhattan Cafe good? I'll be rolling for her either way but it would be nice if she was meta too.

>>534572967
Holy shit I'm erect

>>534572608
>So rolling on early characters in an accelerated content release is just dumb.
This only applies if you're poor.

To that one anon in my head, seethe more.

>>534572274
I do not actually care about the rank of the club perse, I just don't like afk retards leeching off my fan count for free carats and I don't like the dumbass danchou refusing to kick said retards

>>534573208
She's meh. Good as a debuffer though since her unique is a also a speed debuff and she has the gold version of Stamina Eater.

Tamamo Cross is evil

To that one anon in my crotch, suck more.

>>534573126
>+6 In stat
>+1 In Guts or +2 in something else
I HATE IT

>>534573217
payGODS keep winning

I think you should eat your vegetables

how's halloween creek? I'm going to roll for her regardless but hopefully she's decent

>>534573194
>31
>barely a proper adult
>middle aged
lmao? I'm 32 myself, but come on now, we're anything but middle aged (yet). what would you call 20s then, teenager?
>>534572421
>>534572560
>never owned a mobile
>31
literally how?

>>534573316
Good

>Click Rudolf (R) hints 3 times in a row for debuff skills
>3 pace chaser savvy hints in a row
this game hates me

>>534573281
Would you consider someone only doing 1 run a day a leech?

>>534573428
why does she wear the witch's hat?

For 1100

>>534573154
31 is one of the last millennial years technically.

>>534572608
and Ill borrow them as parents from whales for my own 2star shit uma, what's the problem nigger?

>>534573484
she's a little girl

>>534573396
yeah 20s are teenagers and I hate them
I just never needed a cell phone. I never wanted one either. Why do you NEED one? Before 2007 and smartphones some people had flip phones, many didn't. They existed just fine. I have a good computer and the best part is that when I leave my house, I'm disconnected. No devices. No notifications. No messages, no electronics, nothing.

>>534573217
If you spend money on gacha games you're intellectually poor.

It's such a difficult balancing act to get enough stats to win, get enough skill points, get enough wit and on top of that, whether or not you get the hints you want is completely down to luck.
I'll probably just make do with this Natie

>>534572274
I know it may come as a surprise, but some people have things like "jobs" and "commitments" so they don't want to spend their time doing careers for hours

If you let Sweep Tosho do what she wants it secretly boosts the chance of getting the Charming event on your next run. You heard it here first.

>>534573396
i'm assuming he just doesn't have a job
im 31 too and have had a smartphone since like
20

>>534573481
no
I'm talking about people that log once every 3 days just to not get kicked then log off

>>534573556
that's no excuse

>meg ryan R from the free scout
barf

>>534572608
Latest umas are just over-designed mihoyo shit so who cares

>>534573654
do you feel in charge?

>>534573540
The problem is that you're dumb and think inherited versions of unique skills are comparable to the original.

Howdy!

>>534573757
Don't care, I play this as a single player game. Now shut the fuck up.

>3 sleep deprives and then night owl
>before junior year is even over
>right before hopeless stakes
I'm going to make you eat that fucking sea pineapple

>run is going fantastic
>nice stats, big rainbows
>hit senior year
>get tissue
>didnt get get worthwhile inspirations
>got hit with random night owl
>infirmary
>fail
>infirmary
>fail
>infirmary
>fail

had to give up the run and go grab a drink, holyfucking shit that was absolute bullshit

>>534573601
This is the best I could do so far. . .

>>534573832
based
>>534573840
sorry...

>>534573514
ALRIGHT BOYS.

whats a good unique skill to inherit for long races

>>534573540
holy fucking based

>>534573620
you think you are busy? us neets have infinite anime, games, youtube shorts and streams to consume, often at the same time, and that's not even taking into account our mandatory 10 hours of sleep
our time is infinitely more precious than yours could ever hope to be

>>534573573
If you can't afford to drop as much as you'd pay for a steam game despite putting hundreds of hours in a gacha game, you're better off putting those hours flipping burgers.

>>534573861
thats really good though. Nice!
>>534573879
Woooo!!

>>534573807
You sound upset.

>>534573861
anonne that is complete shit

I don't like /umaJP/ they feel like a snobby elite.

I want to kiss that boy!

>>534573879
>holy fuck 150 guts

>>534573883
The unique from the upcoming sage Grass alt.

>>534573861
Yeah, you're not going to make it.

>>534573869
She still won, so I guess it's fine

Why does McQueen have Grifith eyes, is she evil?

>>534573879
1 wit is best i can do sorry

>>534573573
We already went through this. If you don't have enough disposable income to throw into a shitty game you spend hours playing to be able to enjoy it a bit more then you shouldn't be spending time playing mobile games and you should get an actual job.
Being free2poor is not an achievement.

>>534574035
>starts flying like a jet
lmao

>>534573879
Deck?

>>534573540
basado y rojopastillado

>>534574072
Atelier Uma?

>>534574089
gj

>>534573939
>he thinks I consooome AAA slop
Thanks for proving my point.

>2nd copy of top cun which is okayish
>3rd copy of eishin flash on free paid roll
i might just piggy for the spark on creek and then my decks will truly be set for a long time...

>>534573861
Don't feel bad. Your team might still get third place :)

how much does your uma love you?

>>534574056
>>534574109
no...no...nooooooooooo......fuuuuckkkk
>>534574117
3lb eishin flash, 2lb sweep tosho, 4lb mayano, 4lb helios, 4lb biwa, 4lb kitasan

bros i think this hors is retarded...

>>534573879
>150 guts
bwo....

>>534573473
if you have extra skill points, you can learn the pace chaser savvy and she won't give it to you anymore

>>534574150
I don't think you consume AAA slop, nigger, i'm telling you paying the equivalent of a triple A game for each hundred hours spent in the game is justified.

Imagine losing on this noob track

I love a Haru Urara victory

>>534574216
yeppers

HOLY this uma is actually winning me matches in mile first time hitting A rank too

>>534574110
>he thinks throwing $200 into a "shitty game" is an intelligent person's behavior
Again, thanks for proving my point.

>>534573954
In your make believe world probably.

>>534574072
This banner will probably do well.

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>534573954
>>534574352
holy fuck you're both such faggots just make out already

>>534574338
>people spend 30 dollars on a movie and shitty snacks for 2 hours of entertainment and slop
>i spend 200 dollars on a game i will play for over a thousand hours

>>534574190
didnt read but based

which /uma/ club is recruiting? i don't think the rentry in the OP is updated

>>534574416
word

>>534574326
>capped speed
>decent power
>decent wit
>enough stamina for most miles outside of 1800m
As long as the skills aren't a total brick then why wouldn't it win?

>>534574416
That's against the rules.

>>534573954
>>534574352
>>534574447
can I record?

>>534574456
Don't bother, he's trying to justify being a broke bitch.

>>534574456
>>people spend 30 dollars on a movie and shitty snacks for 2 hours of entertainment and slop
Yes, those people are stupid as well, glad you figured that out.

>>534571819
Same thing happened to me when I logged in. Anyway, 663 026 980 195 looking for club and while I'm at it I'll mention that I have a maxed out Urara's Day Off! card for borrowing.

>Sakuraniku disintegrated
>CUMA detonated
Which club is next?

>>534574468
shortstack has openings if you want to join

Do any of the horse girls have more like, uhhh, career races than others? For the event quest thing

This shit is impossible. How are people finishing her career, or getting good stats, with this shit deck?

>>534572608
>looks at new umas like Almond Eye and Fusaichi Pandora
Mmmm yeah nvm I'll just stick with the older umas

What is the likely hood at getting a URA Finale spark? Is there a rate that we know of?

>>534574635
i don't want to jinx it....

>>534573954
>>534574352
>>534574447

HOPEFUL

>>534574072
>recovery unique
>2 gold recoveries on top
holy hell that's a lot of recovery

>you're supposed to save your skill points until the end so you can make the most of your hints & fast learner (if it shows)
>you're supposed to buy skills ASAP to prune them from training hints, so you'll have better odds of getting a hint for another desirable skill
AHHH WHICH IS IT

Have (You) already picked up a few rituals for this game?
I always have to watch Derby races because I swear my uma will always fail to get first if I don't.

>Been over 20 years since I started playing live service games
>Paypigs still outing themselves as retarded

spechan
but she loves me more than food
thoughts?

>>534574784
Both.

>>534574352
>>534573954

>>534574635
Unironically the new CUMA is now being filled with the active ex-Sakuraniku members that had 40M+ fans.
It all comes full circle.

>>534574676
you mean career goals?
some have 7 some have 9
check your uma
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

>>534574754
HOPELESS

FUCK

look! a sloppa Teio

>>534574869
OK, thanks. I hope to find the best one.
>>534574908
GTFO ai freak

>>534574817
Isn't that just normal Spe?

What's the significance of the 564 carats Goldship gives daily? Why 564?

>>534574808
If I fail the auto resolve I watch the race and end up getting 1st place.

>>534574784
I don't think that second one works
I've gotten hints for skills I've already bought.
I'd want to do 1st, but I've had too many losses where Tazuna says I should've bought more skills
Lowest I've been able to get to the end is with like 4 bought skills.

>>534574908
I'm not a piggu, anon.

is it better to prioritize getting my supports leveled up for friendship trainings ASAP or stick to training the stats that I actually want?

>>534574869
>>534574676
looks like bakushin might have the most at 11

>>534574754
HOPELESSLYBOXED.com

>>534574956
In the context of Japanese horse racing, the number
564 is associated with the famous racehorse Gold Ship.
This association comes from a type of Japanese wordplay known as goroawase, where the sounds of the numbers are used to form words:

5 (go)
6 (ru)
4 (shi)

When put together, these sounds form "Gorushi", which is Gold Ship's nickname according to the Umamusume Wiki.

>>534574908
redditslop

>>534574979
>I've gotten hints for skills I've already bought.
He's talking about the random skill hints you can get via training, not the guaranteed hints from events or inspiration.

>>534574110
this implies the amount he'd enjoy it more by would outweigh the money spent on it, and he is clearly fine f2ping

>then you shouldn't be spending time playing mobile games and you should get an actual job

>UGH! IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO SPEND MONEY ON THE GAME, GO WORK
??? 40 IQ whale brain at max power

>>534574908
Kek

>>534575035
Nice!! OK I'll try playing a bunch of her. Cheers.

>>534574784
I buy maestro immediately the rest at the end
if debuffing I buy everything immediately

>>534574868
Now the question is are the ex-Sakuraniku fags the sweaty kind or not because remember one of the reasons why it failed was because it was being carried by Owen Wilson and the moment he jumped ship the entire club just fell apart.
Judging from the new CUMA it seems very laid back with the only requirement being logging in once per 4 days. That might be too casual for some ex-Sakuraniku members because if they were OK with casual they wouldn't have left simply because of Owen Wilson leaving.

>>534574447
>>534574352
>>534573954

>>534574889
>>534575042
NO CONTABAN CON MI ASTUCIA

>>534574868
kek that sounds straight out of an anime plot.
Good for you folks though.

>>534574456
Goyim retards spend $30 on a movie and shitty snacks for 2 hours of entertainment and slop.
Goyim retards spend $200 on games they will play for over a thousand hours.

>>534575052
neat

>>534575147
nice

>>534575147
>1 star wit sparks on both

>>534575147
what are their sparks?

any open clubs?

>>534574868
What is this new CUMA club called? I see three different clubs that start with "Cuma"

>>534575147
I got hiccups from laughing

>>534575147
You fags stay undefeated when it comes to shit like this

>>534575148
>3rd on the G3 race immediately after
FUCK

me? I'll continue saving all of my money into retirement. Then when I am actually retired I will continue only engaging in pasttimes that are free. I will never use my money because that's how I lived my entire life. I will die with a fortune attached to my estate which will be inherited by long distant relatives because I never procreated since raising a family costs money.

kinda funny how /uma/ memes on hopeful stakes so much when it's literally part of goldship's main story

>>534575110
most of the people that left sakuraniku after the gigachads left had nowhere near the fancount to justify it.
They would have been totally fine being in a club that aims for sub 2k rank.
Fucking leeches just looking for an easy carry elsewhere.

>>534575351
shortstack

are there any cards that give fast learner?

>>534575076
If you are cool being a poor shitter thats fine. But being mad that other people have it better in their life that they can spend money on mobile games is where the low iq shows.

If you are a poor bitch that enjoys grinding for scraps, cool enjoy the game
If you earn enough money to be able to throw into mobile games and be completely fine, cool enjoy the game

protip: the game is way more enjoyable if you spend money just like anything in life

>>534575397
Nice try, retard.

>"you're shitting me"
>"cats beat me to it"

>>534575351
danchou here, CUMA is now shortstack and the only rule is to log in every 4 days. appreciation for big titties on small umas is preferable, but any anon is free to join

I don't think the Teio owner would enjoy all this lewd art

>>534575147
lmao

>>534575469
stop posting this fucking image, i have to blast rope every time

>>534575546
>no argument
I accept your concession

>ura finale finals randomly shits out left-handed
???????

>>534575460
>shortstack
i don't recognize any of those names. Granted i also didn't bother remembering a lot of them.

>>534575425
Golshi hopefuls don't count

>someone shows any support card
>"hey guys is this any good"
>Uh needs 3lb/MLB before its vaguely usable
Every single time

The support card advice this general gives doesn't apply to 90% of the player base lol

>>534575558
SLUUUUUUURP

>>534575437
>so far in the lead that the camera panned away from the finish line before Ryan could even enter the frame
You know it.

I thought I wouldn't but I regret not pulling for Curry to save carrots for cards.
Can I still get her now that her banner is over?

>>534575697
She's in the common pool now. She's not on rate up but she can still spook your rolls.

let's be honest, no intelligent person spends 1000+ hours on a mobile game, treating it like a second job, whether they spend money or not.

this is how irregular people late in their 30s become hopelessly lonely, still waiting for their "real life" to begin.

>>534575530
>being mad
lol
the fact that that's your takeaway proves his point

>>534575697
you will get every single uma overtime
nothing is limited

yes you will get halloween rice shower randomly from a free pull in summer

>>534575661
If you don't have a good roster of 2 - 4LB SR or SSR cards your account is bricked until the next good support card banner, which should be Super Creek's

>>534574868
>first person CUMA danchou kicked (I think?)
>not in the cool new uber club
>begging for even shoes let alone fan autism
You ever get the feeling some games just aren't meant to be?

>>534575168
Funny I read yesterday casinos owned by the mob are angry that millennials arent getting scammed there, but in reality they are getting scammed by EA, 2K and CN/JP/KR waifu casinos instead

>>534575558
Submitted application.

>>534575530
Actually spending on retarded scams is an iq test. Doesnt really matter how rich you are. I was doing 6fig months and i still felt like gacha was a scam

Are late surgers just doomed to get boxed half the time?

THE STAKES ARE HOPEFUL

>>534575558
I'm already earmarked for a club, but I just wanted to say that I appreciate the revival.

>>534575809
at least in real casinos you have the tiny chance of making your money back

>>534575252
>>534575247

>>534575845
they are basically retarded end closers with no good skills right now

The joke is that she eats a lot

>>534575147
>>534574447
>>534574528
>>534574729
>>534574864
Same homo

why are the f2p having a melty again?

Was there a new chunk of banned people? I could have sworn I had a lot more followers yesterday.

what club are all the ex sakuranikus joining?

>Go into random CM room.
>Not a single pace chaser.
>My Special Week ends up being the front runner.
Uuuuuh, bros, what the hell are you doing?

>>534575425
because that race belongs to golshi and she's probably 90% of hopeful stakes losses

>>534573567
>I just never needed a cell phone
Take it you're jobless? It's mandatory for a GF or anything, but it's 4chan so whatever. Certain jobs tend to be quite needy on it as well, some more than other obviously, also depending on your country.
>>534573620
Only explanation I have for it. If he is constantly home or whatever, then sure, I wouldn't need a phone either, or even want one.

>>534575845
>play any late surger
>boxed
>no skill procs
>rushed/late start
>boxed again

>play goldship as end closer
>don't even bother watching the races because I know she'll win 95% of the time even with janky stats
What the fuck is her secret

>>534575845
I haven't noticed it any worse than other positions, but you need more power than Pace to accelerate and catch up to the frontrunners

>>534575985
no gibs

What causes Best Foot Forward to fail?
I got the event while I was still in classic year, and it just... failed?

>>534575110
Most /uma/ clubs will die. How many different people even post here actively? I doubt it's more than a 1000 and the number will naturally drop as time passes as it does for every game.
In a couple months there might be one giga tryhard club that fights for top 50, a couple clubs in the top 500 and some random shoe donation clubs that are pretty much dead. Most clubs will just lose players from people quitting and recruitment will only get harder from now on.

>>534575973
uuuh

>>534576103
golshi week?

>>534575751
>>534575786
Thanks.
I'll try for this attention horse after the goo goo babies banner.

>>534576040
Shortstack. The name is up for interpenetration because there is no "s" or "ed" at the end and it's more fun that way.

>>534575809
The casino owners are boomers who failed to notice where the wind was blowing.

>>534575985
because
time is money OBVIOUSLY, i am a grown adult who doesn't waste money on video games

of course i come home from work and spend my evening and weekends GRINDING in-game currency for future pulls, how did you know?

>>534576064
I'm on disability, yeah, but I used to work before an accident.

>>534576195
not enough gibs.
need more gibs.
danchou is a faggot who sucks dick for the taste of it because he kick me

>>534575147
>>534575962
god I miss simple OC like this

>>534576059
That sounds fine, not a lot of Late debuffs used and you can build up a nice lead

Thoughts?

>>534576065
Literally me

people meme about her not training but I find her career even easier than bakushin she just stomps and gives you a gorillion fans

>>534576248
That might be an argument if gacha addicts who grind games were exclusively f2p players, but they aren't, you fucking moron.

>>534576330
>no maruzensky inherit
brick/10

AAAAAAAAAAAAH THE PROMOTION LINE IS CLIMBING!!!! ITS STILL CLIMBING!!!!!

Are these sparks good enough to finally start training aces? Please? Can I play the game yet?

>>534576330
humblebrag in your trannycord server

as a millionaire who will never spend a dime on a gacha game, which /uma/ club should i join?

>>534576330
seems insanely unrealistically good to me so the next post before/after this will probably be someone calling it mid/bricked

>log in
>my club is gone
Any /uma/ club having a spot for an active player?

>god run
>ruined by no S

>>534576059
free win for my pace maru when it happens

Was this not centered enough? (they all fell off)
Could have gotten the 10 pickup from this event, but I guess my aim was off?
Failed two 5 doll pickups, and could only get a big doll at the end.

>>534576065
Her unique + end closers run on the outside while late shitters are at the back of the pack surrounded on all sides

>>534576463
Is that your Ryan? What the actual fuck

>>534576536
sorry sakuraniku refugee, we are all full.

>I bring my unlimited love to you, as well!
>That is my fate as king…
>The fate of T.M. Opera O!
SHE WORKS SO HARD FOR US!

>>534576536
>danchou: don't come to the club tomorrow

>>534575809
Casinos just failed to modernise. I've went to a couple casinos with friends just to check them out and they have all been filled with pensioners and old people. The music, decorations, games are all designed for people who were young in the 80s or earlier.
There really isn't a reason to gamble in a casino when online gambling and semi legal crypto betting sites exist though.

>>534576132
>>534576181
Nice try

>>534576626
That's the borrow, I found it early on but it's no doubt full by now

>SPECIAL WEEK PLACED 8TH
ASTONISHING

*coughs blood*
go on without me....

>>534576330
Will statmog most umas but severe lack of skills
It will most likely get beaten out by anyone running real Aces

>>534575558
>>534575876
oh my god oh my god oh my god

>>534575809
fucking kids spending all of their money on avacado toast

i can't believe they don't want to spend 300 a night for a shitty room, and hang out in a noisy place full of geriatrics!!

>>534576536
Sakuraniku? The non-leech ex members are all in shortstack.

>>534576536
if you're cool with the only rule being logging in within 4 days, shortstack has openings

Why is MLB Aoi better than MLB Tazuna according to the tier list?

Stafysis is there an open spot in Inc? ex /pcrg/ here

God, I hate Winning Ticket so much

kanpai da!

>>534576701
We are half-brothers

>>534576762
This horse is so small and yet so big...

Do these actually do anything

I never tried End Closers. I thought they were just inherently worse than Late Surgers since Late Surgers have enough troubles getting stuck in the pack as it is

>>534576820
*spikes drink*

>>534576869
+Wit and increase vision

why does everyone keep saying major league baseball

>GOD TIER
Front runner

>HIGH TIER
End closer

>MID TIER
Pace chaser

>LOW TIER
Late surger

>>534576714
More like special needs

>>534576869
*activates at the beginning of the race*

>>534575779
Yeah, everyone knows that "intelligent" well adjusted people instead spend their hours shitposting on a mongolian basketweaving forum thread about said mobile game
They are already living the "real life"

My uma is in heat. I need someone to fuck her. I will pay $20 a fuck session.

>>534575696
>31 old
OH NO NO NO

>>534576272
Fair enough. End of the day, you do you and all that, it's just a bit odd at first. I'm quite "no-phone" outside of manga reading or music on the go (walkman) as well, but having no phone todays is odd to say the least.

>>534576869
mostly placebo

>>534576869
No
It's basically one of those point farming skills for TT

>>534576753
>>534576762
well if anyone wants to invite me my trainer id:
217545964397

>>534572608
no they dont...

>>534572608
holy shit what uma is this??
are those the biggest tits in the game

Sometimes I get the feeling that my "rival" trainer is shittier than modern pokemon rivals

>>534577136
I guess it is. People comment on it, it just doesn't really matter to me. Like its not essential for living. Useful yeah.

>>534575696
Hagrape.

>>534571275 (OP)
Bwos any casual club i can join? I'm already at the edge of quitting the random club i joined because nobody reqs shoes here

>>534575696
>Gimlet is still around but Vodka has been dead for 6 years now
Man...

>>534572608
That's completely reasonable
This is still a gacha, they're going to screw over their release characters eventually in the pursuit of more money
However, Teio came out now, so I got both Teios

>>534576793
nyot right nyow

Teio show me your panties and feet

>>534575696
How is Scarlet that young. I thought she's one of the oldies

>sexy horse
>ruined by boy shorts in track attire

>>534577216
Gentildonna
Nah but she's up there and her outfit is good at showing them

>>534577107
My uma is a cuckquean, so this aligns with me

is shortstack full because my club isnt even trading shoes anymore and it kinda bums me out

>>534577350
Who is your uma?

>>534577107
Umastagram really didn't make it worth it for Curren huh.

>>534572608
Don't care. I like Maruzensky, so I got her now. I also like Gentildonna so I'll most definitely get her later in the future. Unlike you who pulls for "stronger skills" and "meta", I just pull for any uma I like

>>534577365
15/30, send an application or post your id

>>534577324
But anon
Boys make the best wives

I hate Satono Diamond.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>lazyniggers don't log in for multiple days, only to show up just a day before the cutoff so they don't get kicked
These people deserve to be fucking removed from life

>>534573428
you forgot the sound idiot

Man trying to spark grind specific skills like groundwork is so ass because im forced to use bricked cards

>>534577335
thanks bruv

>>534577218
I know this show is normiecore but I can't help but think of this every time she hands me that shitty ass book that teaches iron will as if it was a big deal

>100 pulls
>No Narita Taishin
owari da. i dont have enough time to get the next 100 pulls done.

>>534577013
>MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME
Front Runner

>CASUALS THAT NEED CRAZY END CLOSER SPEED BUFFS TO GET ANY WINS
End Closer

>F2P POORS NEED GOURMAND
Pace Chaser

>AIR GROOVE ENJOYERS
Late Chads

>>534577579
kek

Any casual club to join that does not have 20 people with under 3 million fans? I only have 15 million and hate quotas but I'd love if my club at least was active...

>>534577658
>demonizing f2p in a game where a spark costs you a fucking house payment
lol

>>534577057
yeah i'm glad we agree

>>534576908
you run 3 of them and give them no stopping me !!!

NIGGER

>muh spark muh spark
dude its gambling embrace the rng

when is the big niger update

>>534577218
Try using this card and see her whole story. She's an actual big dork.

Am i supposed to make taiki/maru the parents of all my ace umas despite shit affinity for their skills or whats the best way to do it?

Hopeful status?

>late start
>ZERO (0) skill procs
>still wins without issue
why is the reddit horse such a fucking powerhouse

>>534577887
Do you date her like in Tazuna's one?

I was already a Chiketto fan, first 3 star outfit I unlocked early on, so I loved chapter 3 but I keep hearing that chapter 4 takes a nosedive in quality, sucks if true.

Beginner question: When training, sometimes there will be a pink exclamation mark near the support card character's icon, what is that and should I always train the stat that has it? Thanks

>>534577975
I don't have Tazuna so I can't compare but yes. She got like 5 dates.

Teio

>>534577951
>reddit horse
That's not Oguri though?

Who was the motherfucker who said to go for the plushies with gold sparkles in the claw game? That shit does NOT guarantee you can get even just the main plushie.

umaocho has been kicking a lot of underperforming members lately...

>>534578038
the mark is a hint, it can give you hints for skills or extra dialogue that boosts your stats. you should take it if there's nothing else good going on

Good morning!
First CM room of the day: 29791833
Bring 3 umapyois

Can someone please take my Tokai Teio?
I fucking hate her.
I will take any other uma in return except Opera.

Grinding career events is my full time job

>>534577997
If there's any condolence, the quality keep going up from chapter 5 (Suzuka's) and onwards.

as danchou i feel like kicking low fans members is too cruel i only kick inactive ones

>>534577218
It seems like one of the future careers has a spicy trainer.
>>534577975
Yes, you learn more about her, just do a lot of Recreation.

This is the worst run I've ever done
>Captcha: ASS HTV

>didn't lose a single race
>bought a whole bunch of discounted yellow skills
>got one stat to cap and the other to s+
>these sparks
Why does it seem like struggle horses spark better than horses that dominate their careers?

>>534578038
That is hint for skill. If you get it, you'll get discount on that skill if you want to buy them.
>https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper
You might want to consult which skill's which with gametora.

Who the fuck is this sexy slut who shows up in golshi's career

>>534578349
Wait that's not BNW...

>>534578414
jordan
she is her rival

>plushie falls into the exit hole
>can't get it

who... who designed this...

>>534578310
You didn't poke Teio the right way

>>534578414
>stat went up by 4
How?

1 spot open in Basashi. Just trade shoes and do a fucking run a day or whatever.

>>534578414
Boss of her stable.

>>534578273
Can't wait for her chapter

>>534578517
bwo your race bonus...

>>534578253
congrats to ogureddit

>>534578298
It's only cruel if you kick them after the 16th since that cucks them out of gibs
Otherwise they can just join literally any other casual club. It doesn't have to be your club.

>>534571496
what's the deal with Bakushin and saying liar like that?

>>534577997
Is chapter 4 still about BNW or a new group?

>>534578769
You lie to her

>>534578630
But that's a goal reward, not a race reward.

>>534578660
>gold ship
>le reddit oguri
kill yourself, you are actually the reddit

is it better to have distance affinity or style affinity (for career)

i got golshi hot springs event but my game capture stopped working AIIIEEEEEEE

>>534578836
Smug cutie

>>534578789
Chapter 4 is about Narita Brian

>>534578852
anon...............

>>534578414
Jungle Pocket's daughter.

>>534578902
you know you can rerun the event from the archive, right anon?

>>534578879
Distance > Terrain > Strategy

>>534578879
Distance

>>534577219
I getcha, but you also need to understand the phone obsessed youth. Hell, even older people got oddly obsessed with these fucking things, sadly.

>>534578871
Reddit Stakes

>>534578524
>Boss of her stable.

>>534578902
You can rewatch it from the archive, anon.

>>534578982
nyow i do ________

my follow list is like 80% Kitasan
and they're all MLB too

>>534579017
The reddit trio...

>Off by 1

Mood: Awful

>>534578879
Distance. It's acceleration.

>>534579079
im gonna swap to MLB SC
you better use it

SSR Biko pegasus LB1 or SR Tosho LB1?

So which umas are 4chan?

>>534579119
i thought distance was velocity and track is acceleration

>>534579017
Umamusume Reddit Derby

>>534579156
tosho

>>534578454
how exactly do you be a rival to goldship I feel like she wouldn't care about rivalries

>>534578414
she looks like a prostitute

>>534579172
(you)r favourite :)

does dazzling disorientation actually do anything

>>534578986
That's true yeah. I guess maybe at this point its just me being smug about it? I got super annoyed in the past with people pushing them on me I figured fuck it, I'll just never own one

>>534579172
mayano top cun of course

>>534579252
I

>best run with daiwa ever
>still only an A
>miles away from A+

>>534577469
So Narita Brian

>>534579172
Tamano cross

>>534579242
Jordan tried to boss Golshi around
Golshi took offence

prez is a bad influence on the student population

Feel free to call me a retard but does anyone else pretty much always skip skills like this?

They always feel way too situational idk

>>534579172
Ryan

>>534579416
>he doesn't know

>>534579416
good if you already know the race conditions

Teio is very tight and leg locks

>>534579408
i warmed up a lot to matikane

>>534579489
Actually yeah, I genuinely don't know

>>534579416
Correct
You only pick them when you know which race you are going to run in like people are doing right no with Champions Meeting

Firm Conditions, Spring Runner, Tokyo Racecourse, Standard Distance. Are all very good for the upcoming CM. Cheap and guaranteed to proc.

>>534579338
Why the fuck do you need 60 extra guts when it rains?

>>534579416
In career and team trials they are very bad because there are a lot of tracks in rotation. In champions meeting they are very good value (and season runners let you break the speed cap) because you know the track conditions ahead of time.

>>534579172
>umalet
>always mad at other people
>rapes the first person of the opposite sex that she gets close to when they go on an onsen trip
>probably starts flame wars whenever she's bored
>main hobby is playing video games

/uma/, do you know why the pony couldn’t sing in the choir?
She was a little horse.

>>534579462
I don't understand what's going on

>>534579408
These jokes can definitely eyenfuriate others if done in excess.

>>534576597
Maybe the double S cancels out the loss of stats...

I only dump my seeds inside humans. Though now that I think about it she never takes off her hat even during sex what a quirky human girl haha.

>double 3* URA spark got wasted because the med spark didn't trigger
I just wanted S rank for my Oguri

>>534579416
These are my favorite skills, cheap, broadly effective, and they always activate if you meet the conditions.

is it worth to pick practice perfect over stat gains?

>>534579416
They're practically a requirement to make Groundwork work.
And there will be an uma whose unique get stronger the more green skills she can fire off.

>play on steam client
>request shoes button in club missing
>open mobile client
>it's there
did I break my steam version or something

>>534579665
I don't get it...

>>534579416
My Super Creek has Right Handed double circle + sunny/cloudy day and she's the strongest motherfucker alive

>>534579710
it'll only take one nature to kill you

>>534579635
i ran out of shit to buy, i dont need "long corners" or "wait-and-see" for a medium pace chaser

>>534579710
>688 stamina with 1 gold skill
bwo you are going to get farted on by NNs and die

>>534579416
I always get lucky number 7. It never hits. But when it does. It will be no brakes.

>>534579175
I have them switched. Track is better yeah

>>534579726
>I only dump my seeds inside humans.
That's really bad legacy sparks bro, like only those debuff skills that you have to pay to get rid of the effects.

>>534579669
coitus

>>534579665
>>534579690
>rudolfbrained

>>534579753
Look at your right screen.

How hopeful?

>>534579869
More 5th places, your grace?

>>534579796 (me)
*with zero active skills other than heals

>>534579869
Hopeless...

>>534579869
HOPELESS

>>534579859
Oh what the fuck I'm dumb as bricks, how have I never noticed that

Fellas, lend me a hand here
It's the end of the career, do I get
>Miraculous Step + Curvature + Standard Distance + Spring Runner
>Miraculous Step + Curvature + Nimble Navigator
Or do I just forgo a third stamina restore completely and
>Curvature + Nimble Navigator + Standard Distance x2 + Spring Runner x2
I'm not actually sure I need three gold restores with this much stamina and double Standard Distance? But you would know better than me
Obviously this is for CM, it's not perfect but I think it's the best I'll manage

>>534579753
did you hit the jukebox?

>>534579981
>>Miraculous Step + Curvature + Standard Distance + Spring Runner
Pacers need that third recovery

>>534579869
>hopeful stakes
>on KING HALO
Isnt this suicidal

dont you guys all build her as a sprinter

>>534579919
>>534579962
>>534579964
It was hopeful

>>534579981
>Pace Chaser
You need the third

Is this Taishin strong enough for CM?
>Ult only lv3
>No S turf

>>534579981
just get all 3 regard

>>534579172
natie, cross, halo and mayano

>>534579334
C

>>534580034
>>534580080
>>534580169
ogey, thank you very much

at what point of the race do i wanna stack my velocity/accelerations for a mile latesurger (mid or late race). Does it change for mediums?

CM room up
85553837

come and find out if your uma dies to debuffs

>>534580107
You will dunk on 95% of players and will manage some wins against the anons here, so yeah

>>534580107
pretty good. deck?

>>534580107
For your ace? Probably decent enough assuming you're not up against the extreme built Grass/Nature/Tachyon combo.

>>534580227
Really? That Taishin was my third try but I guess I'll work on Taiki then

>>534580107
Don't you need a lot of Power for End?

agenda?

>first S medium in about a week
>stats are abysmal dogshit
its over... its never going to happen bwos...