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8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Teio!

>>538477512
link link link please link I need this please link

Mayano!

I didn't try hard enough for this CM
Every time I try I get only to 600 SPD 600 STM by summer SENIOR year

I love both of my equally sized wives that definitely fit on the screen

>>538477931
make an open uma then

>it's been three months
where's our half anni celebration

nice uma faggots

WHY is it so hard to get monies

>>538477853
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9679449

>>538478063
God I want her to annihilate my pelvis

BRING ME RICE VILLAIN

>>538478063
Please ride me

Do the limited piggy packs ever get refreshed?

>>538477910
grope thighs

>>538478063
i need this giant uma in my life

>>538478085
Every time you borrow a guest you have to pay a tax

>>538478063
pov: you're Asian

>>538478019
Someone please tell her ghosts aren't real already she's gotten so many mood downs over a non-existent poltergeist

Which uma would you like to see get beaten to death? Rice Shower for me.

is groundwork actually a must or is it just a meme?

Hishi Akebunda

>>538478254
no groundwork no win

Which uma has the biggest dick?

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

Love me some KFC...

>>538478063
i love that she herself does not care that she's giant and just tries to be as cute as possible without even really acknowledging it

Oh nyo is she just rudolf but fish puns?

>>538478402
That’s the thing, she is cute

>>538478458
no she only does that in the beginning

>>538478458
>all girls school
>smells of fish
Uh huh...
I'm noticing

>>538478402
she's literally just Kirari

>>538478359
ah yeah? prove it faggot

>>538478328
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>>538478341
>

Should I use sexo sky as a medium or long runner? front runners need more stam, right? so a long race front runner is fucked? asking the minmaxxer chads.

>>538478601
>suddenly craving fried chicken
>almost midnight
Dammit
Going to the city tomorrow, guess I should look up a good place for good fried chicken

>>538478603
what's she doing

It is important that you remember this uma.

Would lick the chicken grease off of Gentildonna’s lips and fingers

>>538478752
mating ritual to catch trainers

>>538478731
she is a pace chaser because otherwise it's hard to activate teio step
pace chasers have the highest stamina penalty of the 4 roles

Going to finally build an ace. Please rank in order of importance what I’ve seen pushed here:
>1200 speed
>1200 Stam
>2+ gold recoveries
>straightaway spurt
>rudolf/Oguri inherit
>700+ power

oh dear
Golshi has put on a bit of weight since retirement

Mejiro Dober makes my dick to crazy things. Damn she’s hot.

>>538478769
Isn't that the name of some sorta sports car?

Im looking for a new club! I have 94 million fans, looking for a club thats not too competitive but everyone is active. Trainer ID 550815973347

>>538478037
half anni is six months trainer-san..
>>538478603
sniff sniff

>try these in CM rooms
>win 2/12 races
I'm so fucked I don't care anymore. What a waste of time.

>>538478839
That's hot

Yosh, yaröu.

>>538478923
but... accelerated schedule is 2x speed?

How's the great CM filter of 3200m going along?

>>538478940
>Tries to fight in the autist thunderdome
>16% winrate

>>538479003
6 guts card? i need to try this for the S rank

>>538478940
I can't wait till everyone starts seeing jobbers in Round 1 again

>>538479042
Accelerated schedule only means we'll get in-game events (like CM and this wedding event) and characters banners happening faster.
Stuff like anni and half-anni will come at their usual times

>>538479003
what in tarnation

>>538479003
Bro her wit...

>>538479003
gutsGAWD...

>>538479003
HUGE GUTS

NARITA TOP ROAD!

>got acupuncturist right before senior year Arima Kinen
>chose health since there would be no point in double charming or recovery options
>failed
>mood lost 1st attempt at AK
Wow, fuck that pointy bitch

>>538479042
we're only actually going like 1.2x-1.6x speed. events are the same length, they've just cut out the dead weeks where there were no events going on.

>>538479045
Not wasting time with it. I don't have a max potential Goldshit nor a Narita. Too many hoops to jump through just to have something that is viable. Would rather make good parents for the next CM which is much more manageable.

>>538478750
and people wonder why the game added KFC propaganda

>>538479003
>witless
Peak... (as in no brain)

>>538478940
wait how are you losing with those? They’re a little weak but not by much. Show the winners’ uma

>>538479102
I switched to using Tazuna.

>>538478916
Her name is a combo of the car company aston martin and her owner's nickname as a child of machan.

>>538479003
G-guts-sama.... I kneel

>>538479415
Problem is that KFC in the States hasn't been worth a damn in years, so they've sent me to a potential competitor, lose them a potential sale

You are weaker than hors

What does this mean?

>>538479496
it's machan because the owner wasn't allowed to name her aston martin

>>538479532
I mean, that's a US problem, not an uma(japs) or worldwide one.

>Stopped playing hoyoshit
>Thought I'd finally be free after dropping their three games
>Sucked into umamusume now
I'm never going to be free of gacha

>>538479575
eensy penis, xhe's trans

>>538479415
Post the Gentildonna one

>>538479575
their e-vestment portfolio is up 3% year-to-date

>>538479496
Oh actually?
That's kinda funny
Only know the damn name since I've been watching Grand Tour for background noise

https://forms.gle/6C6KEvvZLWkChhx28

>Uma Wife
Air Groove: 3
Agnes Tachyon: 2
Biwa Hayahide: 1
Daiwa Scarlet: 1
El Condor Pasa: 1
Gentildonna: 1
Gold Ship: 1
Hishi Amazon: 1
Kitasan Black: 1
King Halo: 2
Mayano Top Gun: 1
Manhattan Cafe: 2
Maruzensky: 1
Mihono Bourbon: 1
Narita Taishin: 2
Nice Nature: 2
Oguri Cap: 1
Rice Shower: 1
Sakura Bakushin: 2
Silence Suzuka: 1
Smart Falcon: 1
Special Week: 1
Symboli Rudolf: 1
Super Creek: 1
Tokai Teio: 5
Transcend: 1
Vodka: 1
Winning Ticket: 2

>Favorite Song
Ashen Memoir: 1
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin: 5
Brightest Hearts: 1
Empress Game: 1
Gaze On Me: 1
Gochisousama: 3
Instinctive Speed: 2
Legend Changer: 1
Menishuki Rush: 2
Ms Victoria: 1
Shape of Wishes: 1
Sunbeam Cheer: 1
Tracen Ondo: 5
Umapyoi: 9
Unlimited Impact: 1
Winning The Soul: 4

>Best Singer
Air Groove: 1
Agnes Tachyon: 3
Daiwa Scarlet: 1
Fenomeno: 2
Gentildonna: 1
Gold Ship: 7
King Halo: 1
Kitasan Black: 1
Matikanetannhauser
Mejiro McQueen: 3
Mihono Bourbon: 1
Narita Brian: 2
Oguri Cap: 1
Rice Shower: 1
Sakura Bakushin: 4
Silence Suzuka: 1
Super Creek: 1
Tamamao Cross: 1
Tokai Teio: 4


>Money spent
F2P: 10
Less than $50: 11
$50-100: 7
$100-200: 4
$200-500: 4
$500-1000: 2
$1000-2000: 1

>>538479575
the ecchi porn factor is up by 3% use it well

>>538479575
event point bonus. Damn homie you not been playing?

>>538479464
I don't have them saved, but a common trait is that the winners all have 700+ power so I feel like that is the main issue.

So wait, whatever happened to "mid-race accel is useless"?

i should just run end closer to land stamina eater on them, right? goldships won't have started boosting away yet?

>>538478769
Would never forget.

>>538479675
Not really. I've been busy.

>>538479648
Kek the majority of people here are retarded enough to spend money on a gacha. No wonder so many posts are subnigger IQ

>>538479003
canon Oguri

>>538479352
For me it's Hameda Bottom Barrier

>>538479581
Nope, her owner's name is Mayumi Tosa and his nickname as a child was "Ma-chan"

>>538479370
>we will catch up to japan in 2032-33
grim

>>538479721
It says early race you retard

>>538479721
That's early race bwo

>>538479769
huh

>>538479724
>tether
bwo

>>538478940
>only 2 recoveries with sub 400 wit
>sub 400 guts

>It's time to get sent to EpSatano Island.
RELEASE THE FILES

>>538479648
What is this Air Groove propaganda?

>>538479848
i was just taking it for potential spark. i know.

>>538479724
That's what I do yeah, it also hits pace sometimes

I REALLY like Curren Chan

Lone Wolf or Lucky Seven? Either way I'm leaving it all up to Shiraoki-sama

>>538479476
bros convince me not to do this in sprint CM

Not a single mile spark all day, but this is pretty cute

>>538479724
No, you run her as front to ensure there’s no promoted pace or urara pace down to save staminalets

>>538479846
does cygames actually make mares more for (you) than stallions or is it just a coincidence?

>>538480015
Explode

>>538479996
Last time I achieved insane results thanks to Outer Post+Lucky 7

>>538479996
former if you don't believe in shiraoki sama
latter if you do

78981214, bring 3 (THREE) umas!!!

>>538479997
wont reach 1200 speed

lucky 7 has a 1/18 chance to activate
it's garbage

>>538480152
>full
wtf
host another one

Curren Chan is notoriously cute

Bakushin just failed a 2% failure training session, think I'm gonna break her ankles in retaliation.

Would you prefer Wedding Maya over the Plane autist for CM3?

>>538480035
Her boobs are much bigger than she looks like she’d have

>>538480328
retardchama, it's BRACKET 7, not gate 7. it's 1/9 on both 9 uma races and 18 uma races

>>538480152
>bring urara
>sleeping lion procs anyway
I FELL FOR THE GASLIGHT

>>538480478
Not really. Regular Maya is an ace while Wedding Maya is more like Nice Nature, a medium debuffer.

>>538480221
Thank you

>>538480328
bwo....

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

>>538480238
1200 speed is possible.

>>538480507
Please crop out the constantly screaming and crying uggo on the right

>>538479648
How would Dia react if she realized I was looking at her cleavage?

>>538480585
who invited king fraud? 0 crown trash.

What white skills would xOguri want to inherit?

bros is the haru strat literally just bringing her so she loses intentionally... thats fucked up...

>>538480489
They are pretty good size for her body type.

>>538480615
Those tits are too perfect to crop out

50586519
Sprinters Stake, Spring, Sunny, Firm
Bakushin only!

>>538480016
yeah, but all the other NPCs who watched the make a front runner airgroove do that for me, and then i stamina eater their end runners

>>538480594
ok have fun doing that

>>538480328
But if it activates, then you win

>>538480507
Taishin’s skin looks very soft and kissable…

>>538480535
did you front run her?

>>538477795 (OP)
I did it! I won all races with Scarlet! She won the triple tiara! I got a B lmao

>>538480781
Yes, I think sparky stardom is fucking her up

>>538480705
she helps THE TEAM win!

You're not going to bring Urara, right?

>>538480035
Curren: 4U
Air Groove: 4U
Daiwa Scarlet: 3U
Vodka: 2U
Urara: Literal Todler
That seems to track with the stallions so at this point not really.

62290964, another one, bring 3

>>538480706
Why is she sad?

>>538480417
Yesterday, I had an uma fail a 3 rainbow training at 4%
Got Practice Perfect
Then fail another 3 rainbow training at 2%
I just ran her on every fucking race until we failed a goal I was so mad.

I can’t stop buying her KFC

>>538480734
Please respond... I thought you guys liked Bakushin...

remember, if you're promoted to leader due to the leader's inactivity a public execution is in order

>>538480328
skill issue

What is Curren good for other than getting a nut off?

>>538481069
dude I'm in the middle of a full wit run with her, calm down

>>538481141
Marketing your shitcoin and making you a fortune

>>538481141
That's pretty much it actually

>>538480941
IT IS THE FUCKING SPARKLY STARDOM IT'S GIVING HER TOO MUCH GAS

>>538481250
At least she’s really good at that one thing

HOST IT!!!!!

Is Taiki the only sprinter? All these other bitches don't sprint!

>>538480734
>>538481069
>the one guy who brought an oguri and curren
>they're grade C

>>538478940
The sad part about your gold ship is that those green skills are actually stamina debuffs

EMERGENCY QUESTION:

Do you want Gourmand on McQueen for CM2 or Calm & Collected? Or does she need 3 recoverys with Maestro? What if you can only afford 2? How useless is calm since it’s early race?

>>538478254
probably for frontrunners. THH is a fucking joke compared to GW

GW
>all 3 skills can be triggered without a wit check so you only need to pass the GW wit check
>a 4th checkless skill can be added if you're concerned
>a 4th check skill can easily be added instead
>all the checkless skills can easily be added since they're all so cheap

THH
>pass 3 wit checks lmao
>then pass a 4th to activate THH
>if you want to add a 4th check in case THH failed it's going to cost you 130 SP before discounts

THH has the advantage of being able to use gold recoveries with it but that just makes your runs when you don't hit you gold recoveries even worse.

>>538481397
gourmand is objectively better

>>538479648
You can add one more Symboli Rudolf to that list. All shall come to know the Emperor's aptitude as a wife

Holy shit...

>>538479724
also i was just using up my remaining skillpoints at the end and clicked groundwork b/c why not and got a 2spark lol

>>538481397
How many recoveries you need depends on her stamina. Gourmand is better than C&C so if you're running her pace get it instead.

>>538481445
You make a very interesting point about THH. JP players hype it up because they’re able to get 1000+ wit so all their skills are pretty much guaranteed to proc. But right now with wit around 400. Trying to pass 4 wit checks including tail at 77.5% is Degen levels of gambling

Sanpo with my wife

>>538481341

Dirt Medium

Heavy rain

Everyone awful

Bring 3

Let’s go

19136367

>>538480850
I think I will

Ready to matchmake into my Taishin?

>>538481549
why did you edit this picture

>>538479648
How is Gimlet not the best singer why are globalbabs like this

>>538481665
Did no one else bring midrace skills?

>>538481549
fake

>>538481740
who

>>538481445
>>538481627
THH is good since you usually have all your heals proccing mid race anyway.
Gourmand, Swinging, Go Home, Race Planner, all activate in mid race, so THH is a VERY cheap bonus if you get them to trigger. Also X corners will all activate mid-race too. Like you're gonna bring 2 skills that your run depends on them activating anyway, so why not throw 1 more long corners in and then tail held becomes a very cheap added bonus on top of it.

>>538481397
>Do you want Gourmand on McQueen for CM2 or Calm & Collected?
Gourmand is viable if you have the TP juice and parents. If you're reliant on guests for your ace you basically can't afford the runs lost to getting hydrate. Running Special Week in your deck is going to give you a lower stat total than something like King Halo assuming you're already running Kita/Sweep. Gourmand is a better skill but the hoops to jump through is going to get you weaker umas if you don't high roll.

For skills like [Distance] Corners/Straights and green skills with multiple levels, do you need to get both levels to get a white spark or just the first level?

>>538481673
I've never seen Taishin win no matter the stats

>>538481783
they failed the wit check or it didn't matter

>>538481549
this shit is so ass bwo
made me check

>>538481673
No offense but I have lone wf and lucky seven on all 3 of my Umas, you’re cooked lil bro

Why does this certified JP veteran say Taiki is a C for CM3?

>>538477795 (OP)
Cute

>>538481957
>lone wolf on all 3 of my umas
Anon...

>>538481943
Sir can u pls add me anyway i need the club points sir

>>538481992
Late-race has no corner
it's literally just a straight

>>538481549
I bought a friend slot for this

>>538481673
For sure

>>538481712
Because the idea of someone seeing it and immediately dropping everything they're doing just to add a shitty Seiun Sky is funny. And for (You)s of course.

>>538481549
die

>like maru and scarlet
>seiun is probably a worthwhile pull
>not enough for 100pulls
>if i don't pull her, then im completely bricked for summer maru too
its so fucking over

55 follow slots is not enough

Need to get my dick wet

425032791970

Add this one instead, you won't be disappointed.

>>538482065
Gotcha makes sense, wish this dude would explain shit instead of spewing random ass buzzwords with no explanation

>>538482282
just stop following those old maruzensky and ryan accounts

Cygames, you can't tell me NOT to lewd the Uma and then have one of them just be flashing her tits all over the goddamn place, that's just being mean

>>538481585
>>538481891
>>538481507

Arigato very much! I will skip Gourmand and make sure I hit 1200 Stam as a focus since the Special Week card is so weak and joinks energy

when is the next event where I can get more free carats? My f2p deck is going nowhere, and I don't want to spend money on this RNG simulator

She keeps winning against randoms. Come fuck her up so she doesn't get a big head.
3578 5582

>>538482442
Nice Taurus ace

>>538482065
There is a corner. But the window is very small so Taiki's ult can completely whiff with bad positioning,

>>538482486
and yet she keeps on winning

>>538481530
Great taste

>>538481916
She's doing great for me

>>538482550
Yeah against randoms who probably couldn’t even hit the stamina requirement for Taurus either

Opera is almost as cringe as Teio

Teio!

Be careful out there, Torenas.

>>538481673
i found you fucking paypig
thanks for funding the server bro

>>538482563
I've been doing Opera runs all week farming banners and man she's really grown on me.

>bakushin O full wit run
>only pressed spd a couple times
>kept pressing with even after reaching teh limit
>fails to win the semis
>A rank
wew

Being cringe is better than being reddit

>>538482718
You can't pay your way into this, all luck (ok yes some money)

>>538477827
Did the guy get his ritual post back?

Taishin raped me...

>>538482814
Max speed before senior summer is insane

>>538482662
Umm nyo

>>538482814
cards?

Behold, a 4chan uma.

>>538481992
unique activates too soon for mile races which does not get fixed until the 1st anniversary

i'm starting to think that bad rng is decided at the start of a run

>>538482851
Yes I did

>>538482918
3* Speed 6* Stam 8* Pow

Also 9* URA Finale and I hit it on both inspirations. Good training luck the whole run.

>>538482814
(ok mostly money)

I LONG FOR NICE NATURE! WHY CAN'T SHE BE REAL?

>>538483045
>two capped stats
>not S rank
How the fuck do you even get that then?!

Is there nothing I can trade for money?

>>538483045
nasty

>>538483007
It's all about that seed.

>>538483081
Still gotta put in the hours
>>538483143
I think it's 14500 so I was very close

>>538483164
Your body

>>538483045
>cap speed with 2 cards before summer
you fucking wot m8

>>538482493
Which site shows the track nicely like that? Gametora has a track but I feel like it lacks info and Umalator shows a track but it's ugly

>>538483238
ウマ娘.攻略.tools/race

>>538483045
damn so those inspirations carried the run then
tried some taishin runs with borrowing some tazuna mlb but noticed it didn't help that much so i just put another speed card
gonna change my uma parents then, thanks

>>538481141
she has terrible affinity with current umas other than bakushin i think
she cant even mile unless you bring a shit ton of mile aptitude
her skills are garbage
i say this as curren being my star uma and the best spark i got, she is terrible

>>538483301
Neat thanks

Teio? HATE

How would you explain to a clueless zoomer uma to give you a blowjob?

Teio LOVE!

>>538483164
50 club points gets you 1500 monies, 30 clovers for 5000 monies, you can trade sashes and shoes in the inventory if you are that desperate. There is also THAT

>>538483357
But she’s REALLY cute and sexy

Every day until you like it

so... the strat is to HOPE to get groundwork from a parent and then HOPE to get groundwork as a spark, right? because getting groundwork from one of this cards is rough...

>>538483513
Yeah that’s uh how every spark works

>>538483435
She’s gonna go full-speed nonstop for 2 minutes, only to tire out right when you’re close to finishing

>>538483513
Yes the whole point of white spark farms is for skills that are only on cards you don't want in your ace deck.

>>538483339
I recommend getting Tazuna to 3rd/4th training before Kikuka and getting your energy low so you can do 3rd bottom into 4th or just 4th. Also at Kikuka buy Sleeping Lion and run end. After Kikuka try to get mood back up unless 2+ rainbows (Tazuna is a rainbow).

Other than that nothing outside of a normal run.

>>538483435
My weiner bussin on god frfr

>>538483510
I HATE it
But my penis loves it..

>>538483559
this one is more fuck up. atleast spurt you can get it with narita taishin or with hishi amazon's card (wich is a good card). Groundwork is only obtainable through shit supports.

Her design already screamed SEX to me, but hearing her voiced by Kugimiya Rie similarly to Minase Iori made my dick rise faster than an umamusume with 1200 power, Red Shift, Shooting for Victory, and Let's Pump Some Iron! with plenty of stamina left can accelerate.

>>538483461
Also what?

While you’re posting Teio, I’m fucking her. She calls me daddy instead of Rudolf.

>JP's new 4.5 mission gave out of an SSR pick ticket
Cygenerous...

>>538481876
>THH is good since you usually have all your heals proccing mid race anyway.
People are taking 3 gold recoveries for safety because needing 2 to hit is too risky. THH asks you to have 4 skills hit in a row to not be an empty skill slot. It's an insane ask for CM2. It's going to be better when we can afford higher wit umas but right now the only way it's viable is if
>unique triggers mid race so it'll count towards the 3
>your uma got enough inspiration or hints to have 5 skills, including the unique, to trigger THH
It's a cheap skill because it's unreliable if your uma isn't built for it.

>>538483860
>have sex with Teio
>she calls you Kaichou or Rudolf
how would you react?

>pivot from bricked run to parent run cause groundwork spark didn't proc either inspiration
>my first 3* stamina in 295 runs
at least it's something...

The 90% wr YouTuber got called out and dropped an insanely huge cope post in the comments, it's actually pretty funny

http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx98SnoN8g1Qu3qNbb1TIdiS3vprHO7X5L

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https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?friend_viewer_id=413439422194

Question. I've been observing Oguri in CM 2 test room, however her triumphant pulse never seems to matter whenever it trigger (The gap between her and golshi in front of her didn't change at all), what gives? I've been observing this in multiple run and it never seems to matter.

>>538483872
You get nothing and you will rike

This guys image set reminds me of this one time when i was a teen at a summer camp and this little girl took a liking to me and clung to me like a slug. One time due to the way she was sitting in me I got an erection and her mom saw and told me "oh wow anon guess you will have to marry her when she grows up" I've never seen her after leaving the camp. It probably was for the better I probably would of raped her brains out if I knew what sex was at the time.

so big...

>>538481916
I lost the previous cup to her

>>538481141
she's the easiest uma to farm sprint sparks

>>538483909
She can call me whatever she wants while I’m fucking her. That pussy gonna have me acting dumb.

>>538483918
everyone with a braincell immediately realized le 90% fag is a grifter
also after reading those posts it's fair to say that kininaru's a whiny little bitch

>>538483804
The best card in the game. credit

>>538483918
Ohh he owns that vivlos twitter account. He never posts JP CM vids, just room matches. I think he's just full of himself.

I'm a JP player, I've seen the decks he use for his UB umas and it's giving me aneurysm. Don't ever trust this guy. My auto configuration I use to farm fans gets better horses than what this guy is doing manually.

I'm happy just to be able to see her run again, but her comeback has me moved to tears.

> Leveling my Chikezzo card
> I put the levels in the guts one instead of the str one
Fucking hell

>>538483580
Jerk off in her ears as punishment.

>>538484114
Biwa's big head

>>538483918
I play JP, the guy's BS. Never plays CM, he's only boasting from room matches and propping it up to globalfags that he knows what's meta.

>>538484243
>>538484407
>>538484369
>>538484282
>>538484250
Why are you guys looking at me like that I didn't do anything wrong you know!

>>538480668
>>538480668
>>538480668
Nobody?

>>538484112
Sex can happen between consenting people too anon

>>538483918
Seiru is literally the only credible umatuber and some small Korean and Chinese ones but only the whales, iykyk

>>538484309
How do you buy money?

>>538480668
She can inherit my white skill iykwim

538484112
Well, here's your (You)

>>538484686
What might have anon implied by this

>>538484686
Beeline Burst isn't a white skill

>>538483918
man why are all umatubers so shitty or grifters
good thing this thread would never lie to me

>>538480668
most important is recovery to trigger her unique
777 and u=ma2 are super reliable for her

>>538484765
I'm going to finger Teio until she makes that face and I'm going to keep fingering her while she's making that face

>>538483904
Golshi triggers it with just 1 extra corner skill.
It's reliable and amazing for CM2.

>>538483872
Generosity makes me sick to my stomach. Absolutely disgusting. Everyone should suffer and be shit. These pity participation SSR's are peak puke.

I want to train hard, and race harder, and relish in victory. What is even the point at all if others are not beneath my cleat. Rising tides raise all ships, but now nobody is riding the wave if everyone is.

Fuck this academy.

Opera is nice, but I prefer NTR

fucking awful whites, how does anyone ever get good sparks in this game

>>538484574
Preferred position / stamina to spare if running her as pace chaser.

I wouldn’t eat anything rice shower made.

>>538484879
She's the best

never took uma opinions seriously be it from a youtuber, doc or elsewhere. The only useful info I've gotten are descriptions of mechanics and compare tools. I've only trusted any hearsay after I've reproduced it or seen it in action in test rooms. Following any guide will make you do dumb shit like taking a race and getting +guts instead of just resting.

>>538484879
I don't like Admire Vega. She was cold and rude.

>>538484884
do you always do affinity check ?

>>538484884
> URA 3*
> Awful
Nah

>>538484650
Do your daily races -> Empty your tickets -> Buy enough carats -> Use 100 carats to refill your daily tickets by 3 -> Repeat. You really shouldn't do this for the value, but I don't know how desperate you are and I think it's funny if you do, so take your pick

>>538484884
>complaining while getting 3* URA finale

>>538484782
Then she'll get my super-duper climax

I got a good parent I think?

I'm not a pedo.
Recommend me a wife.

>>538484884
More like 3* URA Faggot.
Amirite bros? Lmao got'em.

>>538485023
I’m not gonna do that I was just curious

>>538484914
>>538484795
I see thanks

>>538484857
>umalator
Post your THH golshi if it's so great.

>>538485054
Curren

>>538485054
Have you considered this fine, adult lady?

Soooo does Cooldown really exist? am I getting trolled? It never seems to appear.

>>538485054
Your reddit wife, kind stranger

>>538484998
this was an ace run so I just double circle'd it and called it a day

>>538485054
me

>>538485054
and yet you are playing the game that endorses marriage with hebes

This could almost be a good grandparent...

What makes a good grandparent and parent? Are the sparks on the parent the ones you want the most to pass down and the sparks on the grandparent the ones that you also want but don't necessarily need?

What turd will it be?

>>538479873
>>538481396
>>538479074
>>538479148
>>538479464
After thinking about it all, I can say I worked hard and had to deal with terrible RNG for the better part of the last two weeks regarding getting anything ready. I won the Taurus Cup, probably by luck, but I clearly won't be making it to finals A I fear so I should just focus on the Cancer Cup and making non-inbreed parents. Like this in-breeding mess passes the affinity test, but just never gave anything out while regular affinity gave me multiple gold events and the non-gold ones still gave me at least a few good skills.

BOKU

>>538485138
i'm a hipster running front/pace. I resist the meta. I like feeling like an underdog.

>>538485490
Donkey

>>538485459
fine motion

cm rooms get in here
66167990
52626334
58983522

>>538485459
Nishino Flower

>>538485459
This isn’t the Seiyun Sky I wanted…

>>538485459
You will get Kitasan! I believe in you!

>>538484112
Our ancestors had a lower age of consent thanks to mortality rates. Now you gotta meet up with that girl again.

>>538485461
I think people are over thinking. The first CM was competitive because you could get a good uma by just having good careers. This CM isn't the case, you have to make them to order, and the average player is not going to do this. Everyone posting these 1000/1000 umas are the top 1%. Its just going to be all about luck.

>did 1 whole run last week
>still considering dropping 150 dollars on Seiun
Evil game desu senpai

Please explain to a newfag
>you want a support card that you don't have
>it must be MLB to be useful
>so need 5 copies
>a banner happens
>you have shit luck and gotta spark (30k carats per copy)
>150k carats down the drain for a single SSR + shit ton of glue reagents
>30 daily carats AFAIK (if we disregard newb rewards)
>14 years of every day farming just for this as a f2p

>inb4 but I do have newb rewards still
>alright, you have 50k upfront idk
>farm 10 years every day bro
Does umamusume have the most fucked up and whale-centric gacha system in existence?

Holy fuck is there a way to make groundwork appearing more consistent?

>>538485737
They add uncap items and SSR ticket shop later

>>538485803
Get more groundwork on better parents and grandparents with higher affinity.

I would like to do the sex with Oguri cap please

>>538485689
NTA but
>made up to spec Umas
>still nervously thinking about how I’ll lose
If Taurus taught me anything it’s that the final round is pure luck. I might be this 1% you speak of, but that doesn’t make me feel any better

Are you guys seeing more Pace Chasers or more Front Runners (aces, not debuffers) in CM Gemini rooms?

>>538485967
Pace by a lot, front aces are fairly rare.

>>538485737
welcome to the club buddy

Is coffee good for you?

Imagine Taishin’s small body underneath a 350 pound behemoth ojisan with his 4 inch pecker half an inch inside her cause the fat prevents it from getting in further.

>>538485737
>tfw uma enjoyer who only needs to get lucky once

>>538485797
Ei

How the fuck are people getting SS Speed AND Stamina with ONLY 2 Stamina cards? Shit makes no sense

>>538486068
I've been drinking it for about 50 years now and I'm still alive

>>538486068
Taking Cafe’s shit, putting it in a paper filter, sitting it on top of a cup, having her pee on the shit filter and having her pee brew the shit and mix together in the cup.

>>538485737
I'm happy I have 3* Vodka and a 3* Top Cun to look forward to with her legend race. You gotta find happiness in your own way, bwo.

>>538485440
Mayano Top Cun

>>538486217
18 stamina and URA sparks.

>>538486217
Better sta focused inspirations, having sta bonus on the uma (Golshi's 20% sta to Taishin's 0)

>>538486217
18*stamina parents

You know what? Shut the fuck up Trainer you don't know shit about how this world works.

>>538486217
Stam legacy, ura finale, Goldshi having a fat 20% stam bonus

Need trainer cock

>>538486071
I am that ojisan

More like Narita Tiny

>>538485737
>daily
This game doesn't care about dailies. Most of your income comes from events.

>>538486071
And why would Taishin be in this scenario?

>>538486217
I can barely do 1100/1100 on goldshi with MLB Kita and Creek, dunno how much of a lucksack you need with Taishin

>>538486463
>events
We didn't even get a 10 pull from this event, your income comes from PVP.

>>538479648
I'm not signing into fucking google for this.

>Uma Wife
Kingu

>Favorite Song
Winning The Soul

>Best Singer
Daiwa Scarlet

>Money Spent
F2P

hews maya just dropped

Why is Taishin so mean to you? She was told she’s a nobody who won’t amount to anything yet you’re taking a chance on her. She should appreciate you more.

>>538486609
CM is also an event.

What cards should I use for Mile parent farming? Air groove and who else?

>>538486642
What's going on with her stomach, did she just give birth or something....

Hey trainer...

>>538485096
777 comes already with XOguri, parents would only make sense if you want hints to buy it cheaper
U=ma is expensive for a white but has some use if you want to time the unique to a corner or something maybe?

>event
>pvp
>daily
Most of your income comes from random mailbox gifts and everything else is just a little extra, the carat income gap between an obsessive f2p sweat and a casual f2p who never plays but keeps logging in isn't that big.

>tfw no rainbows
:(

>>538485803
Get the spark on a grandparent then pass it down to an Uma with high affinity/compatibility

>>538484361
>>538484496
I trust you bros but he's shown his CM records and has vods of him winning in CM on his channel

>>538486683
Yeah and tomato's a fruit so go put it in a fruit salad.

>>538485138
Here's mine. But I have another one with Spurt that may perform better in theory. I'll probably do 20 races with one and 20 with the other on first days of CM.

>>538486794
Its probably like 100 carats a day

>>538484884
>one of the most desireable blue sparks
>one of the most desireable red sparks
>2 recovery white sparks
>3* ura finals
It's really good for a general use parent

>find out you can play the jukebox while in career mode
>turn on Yume wo Kakeru just before the URA Finale Finals
>song syncs up perfectly with race finish
Now this is epic

>>538484884
>3 blue
>3 URA
you must be retarded.

>>538485003
>>538485031
>>538486941
>>538487004
winning URA is easier than winning debut race

Symboli joining my cm roster was the last thing I ever expected but dang, what a great uma to have as a back up on your team. Bitch comes in clutch sometimes and its so good.

>>538486868
There are also many other events aside from those 2.

>>538486714
I like Helios, lot of Mile-centric abilities with Ramp Up and Slipstream, Suzuka also offers Left Handed and Bourbon for some front runner abilities. You can consider Smart Falcon as well, not as diverse with her front runner abilities but does offer Wet Conditions.

>>538486748
So if I make Tachyon a parent I won't need other good white sparks? Should I just try to get random green or pace/late sparks then?

>>538486865
When was the last time he won a CM? last year? I don't even see last month's CM aside from that Day 1 video. I doubt he even made it to the finals lmfao

If you're really at 90% winrate there's no way you won't show yourself winning CM JP finals especially how much of a grifter he is.

i'm just gonna use my winning ticket again

Should I grab El Condor unique or upgrade more green skills? Would competitive spirit even be active enough during CM to warrant getting it?

>>538487073
>why is a horse that's already been trained easier to race with than a horse with minimal training

>>538485675
it only went up because of feminism

>>538487073
>getting a random 1% chance isn't hard
Is this bait? Ive done over 300 careers and never got 3* URA.

CunnyInc. has 2 spots
anyone is welcome to join

>>538487239
I won and got podium a couple of times in the CM rooms here with mine, she's pretty good

>>538487328
no i mean who cares about getting a spark for URA finale. it's a free win anyways since you already have run winning stats by the time you get there. i'd rather have hopeful stakes.

>>538487270
First I'd worry about getting your long apittude to at least A, otherwise she's useless

>>538487418
This is for Mile CM though...

How many have (you) done?

>>538487218
Only you can answer that question depending on what track / style oguri you're building. If you go late surger you can't use the hydrate that already comes with xoguri tho, so you'll need 2 "external" recoveries.

>>538487083
YOU WILL PAY

rate my debuffer

rate my wife

>>538486812
Here is where 99,9% of people fail. This step takes hundreds of runs.

>>538487398
Are you actually retarded?

>>538487270
Competitive spirit might activate sometimes but groundwork is already locked down so it's low prio. Yes get condor unique. Extra sta from green upgrades is unnecessary unless she's for long.

>>538487270
bro its kind of ass when inherited

>>538487481
Oh, right. You should get seiun's unique since you're running her front

>>538487542
Didn't play much so I'm only on my 4th card for this one

>>538487657
All uniques look bad inherited, this is already second best on the track after Seiun.

>>538487578
im retarded, here

When i try to make aces i still try to do all the Triple Crown races and the Dual Grand Prix just once, win or lose, because i think that would put me in general range of the amount of skillpoints i should have without mathing things out so much
am i totally off base?

>>538487398
Why are you so stupid? You know its one of the best sparks in the game right now?

Why do I have the urge to cum and throw my wasteful seed into Seiun Sky's armpits

>>538487220
Yeah i think he's just a young gun whose overbragging his achievements. I don't know what an average winrate in JP would look like for oshi trainers but to play devil's advocate he was bragging 90% winrate with Vivilos like one time lol which he was successful with. Other than that, i'm almost certain he's below 90% winrate to which i'm guessing because Vivilos is not a meta horse from what i hear. He's a one-time 90% winrate winner, not an average 90% winrate. Obviously detrimental to portray yourself like this.

>>538486865
He didn't win takarazuka CM with that 90% WR mf doesn't know what he's doing.
He said downhill doesn't carryover for kyoto 2000m? I feel bad for his Vivlos, he is not winning the CM based on her IRL G1 win if he's that stupid not to know. That's what so ridiculous about this. 90% winrate doesn't know the most basic stuff... What a clout chaser. He doesn't even know what his favorite horse's skills do!

>>538487778
Sp is also important yes, it's entirely possible a race turn is better than a training unless it's exceptional.

>>538487545
I just wanted some generic parent that I could reuse for most CMs if at all possible. And yeah I forgot about her own skill needing Pace, I'll focus on that and other basic stuff like right/left and standard/non standard then. Thanks anon.

>>538484953
She truly is the best wife
>>538484997
Ayabe is just hurt, people who are hurt tend to hurt others, but top wife was better than that and saved her

>>538486865
>and has vods of him winning in CM on his channel
you can watch those VODs and see him going 1/4 on taurus

>>538487721
>All uniques look bad inherited, this is already second best on the track after Seiun.
Most .35 speed get demoted to .15 instead of .05. The accel is there but both Maruzensky & Ryan get demoted to .20 instead of the .10 pasa's does.

>>538487783
She keeps putting her hands behind her head which is enough to set you off when you're horny.

is this enough stamina to survive? gourmand didn't come...

>>538487996
As long as your shit activates yes

>>538487996
yes

>>538487996
it's fine

>>538487834
>He doesn't even know what his favorite horse's skills do
90% winrate guy doesn't know speed skills carry over the spurt. This skill is especially goated for the next CM and his Vivlos has it yet he insists it's useless.
>>538487789
The next CM is where Vivlos is actually worth something but not really the meta but I'm sure other dedicated Vivlos fans can make her win (unlike his stupid ass).

>>538477931
All of my career luck evaporated with my two aces. I'll shove in a front to block people and call it a day.

>>538487398
ill be nice and explain it
3* ura spark gives like +30 speed and stamina if it procs

>>538487996
Yes but you are not making it to the finish line first
Biwa is trash lol

>join CM2 lobbies made by Platinum CM1 holders
>they don't start the race immediately upon 9 uma entries
They make me sick

>>538487218
you mostly want 777, straightaway recovery or corner recovery would be good, then aside from machitane, the other parent of tachyon would be a guest parent that is many stars in the distance aptitude you want since oguri is so versatile in many roles

I played Seiuns career and she seems to be a gaslighter uma. Any Seiun Sky pics similar to pic related I can use for gaslighting?

>breed your trai-
>

>>538480734
Stepping out of Bakushin sprints until I engineer the PERFECT Bakushin with MAX Speed, GROUNDWORK, SCHEMING AND ANGLING, and UNRESTRAINED.

>>538488241
That's fine.. Last CM I went full metafag and still lost so I don't care anymore

Is it true that having higher speed increases stamina consumption? I can't tell what's real info anymore

>>538488430
based
use your umawives over soulless meta

>>538487996
>biwa
>gimping deck to gourmand gamble instead of just using her natural calm & collected
don't do this. gourmand might be slightly more reliable but it's better than straight recovery like cooldown because c&c can't activate in the first few seconds of the race. It takes about 15 seconds of running to spend the HP C&C would recover so it's less likely to early fire unlike cooldown which has no 5 seconds of protection. That's a strong Biwa, see if you can do a stronger one with an ungimped deck. QED is good this CM so a strong Biwa can win it

>>538488430
>What reaching enlightenment looks like

>>538488472
It's true

thanks to the anon that recommended 800 stam and swinging maestro on nice nature

>more runs with no groundwork inherits
This is a different kind of torture from Ace runs

>>538487270
for CM3 it's gonna be all frontrunners, so competetive spirit is pretty good.

>>538479648
Don't feel like signing in
>Uma Wife
Maruzensky
>Favorite Song
Tracen Ondo
>Best Singer
Maruzensky
>Money spent
Less than $50

>>538488430
As long as you manage to qualify for the finals, us competent f2ps need all the shitter fodder we can get to avoid the whale lobbies

>>538488496
Fuck this is the second time trusting the spreadsheet fucked me. I thought c&c was basically useless so I never even considered it, thanks I'll try again tomorrow when I have more borrows

hey its me, special chud dayo

>>538488318
Makes sense, thanks again

>>538477795 (OP)
yolo

>>538488472
the less speed you have, the less stamina you need

How retarded is making a Tachyon with 3 Gold Stam skills?

>>538488647
front runner strat for CM is mega high maintenance
people were warning about it. Even if you have 1 passable parent you will then be tied down to the daily borrows to not have to do it again to finish your ace

is 300 wit too low

>>538488901
nothing is too low with rng

>>538488472
True but only by a technicality. You burn more stamina/second but you also finish the race faster. The total stamina spent is the same at the end of the race though.

>>538488647
Torena's spark running? Alright Air Groove, give them Medium Straightaways 5 times and make sure they've gotta give up important G1 races to get any hints from you at all, you've got the groundwork of this operation handled? Good.

>>538488831
You can probably build a long worthy Tachyon with just 700 stamina. Still won't win races because no way you can also afford speed+acceleration skills though.

What in the hell

you can win with off meta honses as long as you get 1200 1000 1200

>>538488972
What if I rape Rudolf, but with a condom on?

Owen Wilson, how could you lose to an umatuber? Wtf bwo https://youtu.be/uoxe_piG2eE?si=0KevAZnoXYqxT_tr&t=1347

>>538488925
This Oguri looks trustworthy

>1200 1100 900
>no long S
every single time

>>538489208
Deck?

>>538489116
that guy was in my first club
once he left the entire club fell apart...

>>538489270
did he leave due to being a Taurus titlelet

>>538489116
both simps KWAB

>have to get Wedding Air Groove through pity
Ugh.... at least I got her but man, I even ended up getting spooked by the Director but she gave me T.M. Opera O.

>>538489319
that was way before CM happened

>want the Cafe and Helios figures
>they're made by Koto instead of GSC/Alter/Phat

>>538489423
is Koto that bad? I have some and they're decent

Finally, something good came from endless Taishin grind.

Left or right? Also, rate.

>>538489270
The Greek tragedies of CUMA and Sakuraniku. One was too much of a danchode and the other wasn't enough of a danchode.

>>538488831
This one survives and doesn't thrive. Wins rarely. She would have been better at 1000/700 stm/pow or even 900/800 stm/pow. Tachyon wants more last corner speed like prepared to pass & QED with the power to fuel it. Survival is her strength but taking & keeping a lead is her weakness.

man, im so horny I could fuck a horse

>>538489645
Interesting, would you mind elaborating?

What cards for Debuffer Wedding Mayano?

>>538489703
A ningen is fine too

>>538488972
This but it's Fuji giving me wit stat ups instead of summer runner or literally any skill

>>538488410
i'd flip my beliefs right around for my umawife

>>538489645
It's legal in japan

>win 80% of public rooms
>win 10% of /uma/ rooms
cool, I think I'll be fine

>>538490113
host a room right now

>>538489480
They lean towards good more than bad (even though I hate how flimsy their plamos are). I'm glad they pick up lots of IPs and characters but their figs are more plain compared to the alternatives most of the time. The paintwork for their uma line is pretty dull when you look at the uma figs from other companies.

>>538490158
I don't feel like losing, so no

YOU SHOULD EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!

>>538490182
i have this figure, quality condition and everything
simply peak.

>>538489703
I want to cum in Tazuna's fat ass

>>538490182
i see, the uma ones dont look as great except maybe the helios. I have the pokemon trainers and they look fine.

Bros this is my second time with her...is she laying down something I'm supposed to pick up?

First 9* Speed on a dumb fun run like this

>>538490435
the glasses make her look like a dad

>>538489208
You really don't even need long s to win with that stat line

>>538490507
And what was the conclusion

>>538490440
oops

>>538490507
I'm only trusting the reference doc writers from now on

>>538490507
the only guy i trust is jpwitGOD

>>538487212
>>538486714

>>538490569
erz and witbrockGAWD are all you need
everyone else is a hack fraud/grifter

>>538490560
golshi, i'm afraid

>>538490637
jpwitlerbrockgawd

>>538490563
>>538479476
...GUTS GAME??? What in the world is going on?

>>538490641
golshi is not being used for cm3 bwo don't worry

this bourbon run was on fire, and then she failed a 2% 44 speed in summer 1 and lost her practice perfect.
director giveth, director taketh away.

>>538490637
erz might be a fraud desu he only played the first 5 scenarios and with the seiun sky shit. he shilled triple front.

>>538490703
I had 850 speed going into senior year and proceeded to only get single rainbows, with no rainbows on anything at all during summer, for the entire year. RNG always finds a way to ruin your run

Why is it literally whenever I want to farm skills that my cards decide i'm only getting stat ups and no skills? I actually want to shoot myself

>>538490765
i'd rather trust a lazy ass person who only spends 10 runs a cm like a normal person than a whale who pretends he's f2p

>>538490629
does card version matter?
i have sr air groove for example instead of rare

>>538490845
>he fell to the im just a casual lie

>>538490946
mainly events and less stats for you to get through the career

>>538490469
They're cute

>>538490946
Sometimes it does, but sr and r air groove both have the same skill hints

If I'm running 2 endclosers I should run front debuff urara with them?

>>538490946
SR air groove has shit events

>>538489116
>king halo
based
>vtuber
disgusting

>>538488718
Hope you didn't confuse Calm and Collected for Calm in a Crowd in that case.

if your uma starts clenching their teeth are they running out of stamina

why did witbwo say to use nice nature? i swear she procs all seeing eyes way too late and hits no one

decent mile scarlet parent

>>538491085
Big if real
Would you happen to know what it means if they wipe away their sweat with their arm...

>>538490507
Did that Moo guy get a Taurus plat?

>>538491113
yes, but his cardsetup is bad. anon here recommended 800 stamina + swinging maestro to keep up with the crowd and your eyes will hit

>>538491147
Whoops I have no reading comprehension, thought you stated it as a fact

*crow noise*

>>538491115
might even run her in gemini if I see too many harus

What will the races be named after once all the zodiac signs are used?

>>538491258
no way i can do that, I'll just swap her out then

Welp this might be the best goldship I can make rn... see ya guys in b league finals lol

>>538487996
don't listen to biwa haters btw, in about 30 gem rooms my biwa won 40%+

>>538491323
Fuck wrong pic...everything is goldship to rn i guess lmao

your umas preferred course length represents how long she lasts at sex. sprinters are quickshots. stayers can go all night.
her preferred running style reflects how fast she likes it. fronts want it rapid fire. ends want it slow and sensual.
her terrain aptitude shows what hole she enjoys. turf the front, dirt the back.

>>538491472
Anon, you should go beat your meat for a bit and come back when you're refreshed.

>>538491472
naruhodo...

>>538490831
because you're playing an addiction-driven gambling game and addiction hurts

>>538491472
Three 20 minutes = 1 Hour

>>538491472
I have finally found him
Porn Addiction's final boss

>>538491637
>he thinks bakushin can last 20 minutes

>>538491472
my anal queen smart falcon

>>538491671
Why are Indonesians like this?
But I have to give it to them, they are not creepy like Indians

>>538491762
She can last 7 minutes three times which is ONE MINUTE LONGER THAN THAT

>>538491472
yeah that tracks, Taishin definitely prefers end

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How long until that one cute Uma with the oversized witch hat comes out? Should I keep playing daily or can I quit until she comes out. I have 20k carats ready

>>538491454
im so sorry....

>>538491887
fuck your rank restriction faggot