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Anonymous No.542658426 >>542662693 >>542668848
/uma/ - Uma Musume General #1516
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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)
10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
Early October - Tachyon's Factor Research
Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m

>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Gold City (3*), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)
10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m
10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Anonymous No.542658517 >>542658797
horse p*ssy
Anonymous No.542658526
MCQueen anal
Anonymous No.542658563
Digitan LOVE
Anonymous No.542658571 >>542658669 >>542659005 >>542659101 >>542671641
Very stinky Nature for CM4 acquired
Anonymous No.542658579 >>542658650
Anonymous No.542658594
happy happy fuku wife
Anonymous No.542658601
>it's on
>mid race recovery
>THH
hmmmmmm... am i thinking... knock-off anchors aweigh style positioning end spechan...?
Anonymous No.542658612 >>542659005
Have you prayed to Shiraoki today?
Anonymous No.542658619
Bourby BIG LOVE! Bourby SUPER LOVE!
Anonymous No.542658621
>marked
Anonymous No.542658638
Mejiro Making!
Anonymous No.542658647
GentilMOMMY
Anonymous No.542658648
Anonymous No.542658650 >>542659676
>>542658579
sex
Anonymous No.542658669
>>542658571
STOP
Anonymous No.542658763
>Monster Hunter OP
Based and appropriate since besides the odd small team project or indie MH and Umamusume are the only games worth playing.
Anonymous No.542658778
>he's running a stamina based debuffer instead of a dominator debuffer for cm4
Have fun doing nothing to the Summer Maruzenskys that heal themselves up then zoom off into the distance
Anonymous No.542658780
>In the Japanese version of this game you can reroll your sparks at the cost of 30 TP
How many years until we get this on global? At this point I'm going to learn how to read moonrunes
Anonymous No.542658790
What do when the whores looks at you like this?
Anonymous No.542658797 >>542658921
>>542658517
whyd you censor it
Anonymous No.542658809 >>542658941
>login
>do dailies
>go check how things are going in the club
>there's no club
Anonymous No.542658825
>>542658416
So far in tests she hasn't because she gets too far ahead of nice nature for Eyes to hit and there are usually 5 runners behind her to absorb Murmur.
Anonymous No.542658837
wife groove
Anonymous No.542658843
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
Anonymous No.542658876 >>542659621 >>542660265
>>542658030
>>542658150
but doctors... i do run her as end closer...
Anonymous No.542658884 >>542658963
Anonymous No.542658921
>>542658797
it got censored automatically
Anonymous No.542658934 >>542659369
Thinking of training a new blockushin and semi-ace with subdued front, flustered front, and hesitant front mixed in with their main skills just for the summer maruzens and pray for main ace to win the game
Anonymous No.542658941
>>542658809
grok is this real?
Anonymous No.542658963
>>542658884
accurate
Anonymous No.542659005 >>542664005
>>542658612
I've worshipped at her altar, under direction from the clergy, if you get me

>>542658571
I want to sniff Neicha!
Anonymous No.542659041
Anonymous No.542659063 >>542659385
I'm thinking about becoming a danchou
Anonymous No.542659101 >>542659430
>>542658571
What's a good card balance for debuffers? Do they use multiple speed cards?
Anonymous No.542659109 >>542659241 >>542659424
Is summer Maruzensky a good parent too?
Anonymous No.542659124 >>542659371 >>542659482
>Login
>Go to Jukebox
>Force my 500 followers to listen to BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>log off
Anonymous No.542659149
my rainbows were so bad... but still the best run i've had in forever so whatever speed doesn't even matter
Anonymous No.542659157 >>542659314 >>542660114 >>542660163
https://jumpshare.com/s/ZtZcbCcDj4n9UM7GW8gQ

guess the singers and I'll gift you 10โ‚ฌ worth of steam store balance, you need to leave a link to your steam profile tho so I can be certain who gets it if they guess correctly
Anonymous No.542659186 >>542659324 >>542659407 >>542659940 >>542662323
pour one out for Clover
it's gonna be disbanded this month
danchou abandoned us completely
Anonymous No.542659209 >>542659283 >>542659313 >>542659328 >>542659340
OSHI GAMING
Anonymous No.542659241
>>542659109
>velocity skill that needs you to activate a recovery
nah, OG maruzensky is better
Anonymous No.542659283
>>542659209
Anonymous No.542659313
>>542659209
Anonymous No.542659314
>>542659157
virus and scam and logger and steals your steam inventory
Anonymous No.542659324 >>542659390
>>542659186
Thus always to sweat clubs
Anonymous No.542659328
>>542659209
"just play your favorite bwo" is the biggest gaslight so far
Anonymous No.542659337
>no one goes to speed
>training wit hoping for a speed rainbow
Iโ€™m going to kill myself. Was better off training speed even with no one there.
Anonymous No.542659340 >>542659432 >>542661003
>>542659209
Is Vivlos a meta uma?
Anonymous No.542659369
>>542658934
>using blockushin against sMaru
Don't tell him
Anonymous No.542659371
>>542659124
It's unironically a good song tho?
Anonymous No.542659385 >>542659728 >>542660492
>>542659063
What do you bring to the table that other clubs don't
Yourself isn't a valid answer
Anonymous No.542659390
>>542659324
wat
Anonymous No.542659407 >>542659556
>>542659186
>Sweat club
Lmao even mambo is doing better than this
Anonymous No.542659424
>>542659109
yes she is a good parent for front runners
Anonymous No.542659430
>>542659101
I ran this for that nature, sparks were 9 speed, 3 power, 6 stamina (ideally the power would be something else, but don't have that available). With debuffs, ending on 600 speed is enough to beat URA and getting there via wit clicks and sparks is barely sufficient. This deck can also hit flustered front, but didn't in this run unfortunately.
Anonymous No.542659432
>>542659340
no all the CMs were Still in Love, he just spent 10hours a day to make the best vivilos
Anonymous No.542659441 >>542659676 >>542659828
boypussy
Anonymous No.542659482 >>542659603
>>542659124
Wait, is the jukebox only for followers?
Anonymous No.542659526 >>542660016 >>542660229 >>542660271 >>542660609
Use your Oshi
Don't be sheep
Anonymous No.542659540
trainer's erection was
Anonymous No.542659553 >>542662014
Reactions if Cinderella Gray ends like pic?
Anonymous No.542659556
>>542659407
it was a "you do you" club
the leader just hasn't logged in in almost a week, people are leaving and there no replacements
Anonymous No.542659603 >>542659710
>>542659482
yes
Anonymous No.542659621
>>542658876
You have to marry her though
Anonymous No.542659660
Teio love! Teio appreciation! Teio fun with friends! Teio making Mejiros!
Anonymous No.542659663 >>542659754 >>542659764 >>542659810 >>542660048
Is Highlander a meme skill for CM4 or not.
Anonymous No.542659676 >>542659956
>>542658650
>>542659441
boysex...
Anonymous No.542659678
Oookay /uma/, let's save the zogtube e-celeb posting for another time.
Anonymous No.542659708 >>542659759 >>542660161 >>542660195 >>542660216
I'm dumb as a brick. What to build for CM4? I have MLB Kitasan, 1LB Motion, and 0LB Creek btw.
Anonymous No.542659710
>>542659603
Oh, I thought it was just public or something.
Anonymous No.542659728 >>542659995
>>542659385
I would bring myself for starters. I would actually follow the rules set for being in the club and actively play the game.
Anonymous No.542659754
>>542659663
how many uphills are there?
Anonymous No.542659759
>>542659708
smaru
Anonymous No.542659764
>>542659663
Highlander only activates in the 1st uphill
Anonymous No.542659791 >>542659859 >>542659941 >>542660028 >>542660221 >>542660795
What do I do to be a good danchou? Kick inactive people, should I set a quota?
Anonymous No.542659810
>>542659663
It's good for front but velocity skills are generally better so you only buy it if you have nothing else available. Useless on all other styles
Anonymous No.542659828 >>542659908
>>542659441
I need to impregnate this bokumanko
Anonymous No.542659854
that guy's right. brainiac: science abuse did an experiment where they tested a freshly showered man with no cologne, one freshly showered with cologne, one with a couple days unshowered with no cologne and one with a couple days unshowered with cologne. the unshowered + cologne was the highest rated by women on a blind smelltest.
Anonymous No.542659859 >>542659963
>>542659791
Don't sexually harass your club members.
Anonymous No.542659908 >>542660073
>>542659828
You have to wait 9 months bwo
Anonymous No.542659940
>>542659186
>disbanded
keep us updated if itโ€™s disbanded or salvaged into a B+ club or something by the inheritor so we can update the list
Anonymous No.542659941 >>542660384
>>542659791
start an onlyfans and give access to the top3 earners
Anonymous No.542659942
imma be honest boss, im getting kinda bored
Anonymous No.542659956
>>542659676
I'm gonna lick his twinky boyhips
Anonymous No.542659963
>>542659859
You mean the ones making quota, right? The rest should be fair game
Anonymous No.542659995 >>542660084 >>542660095 >>542660492
>>542659728
You are unnecessary, unwanted, redundant and easily replaceable
Anonymous No.542660016 >>542660110
>>542659526
>the metaretard is at it again
Anonymous No.542660028 >>542660225 >>542660973 >>542662110
>>542659791
Danchud here.
Only set a quota if you're aiming for A+ or higher.
Set a clear day rule for kicking (e.g 7 days)
IGNORE your club members asking for shit.
Anonymous No.542660048
>>542659663
>mid-race acceleration
yeah its meme
Anonymous No.542660073
>>542659908
Oguri will take it until Cheval appears
Anonymous No.542660084
>>542659995
I think you'd want me in your club or join my club, pal.
Anonymous No.542660085
>>542656698
>On-model only.
Based. I like you slopman. Post-race Vodka, jacket already off, steamy, flushed, naughty, lifting her tube top just enough to show you nips
Anonymous No.542660095
>>542659995
Angry mares are the hottest thing my god!
Anonymous No.542660110 >>542660210
>>542660016
>the schizo seething again
Anonymous No.542660114 >>542660513
>>542659157
it literally says the name on the file, special week, retard
Anonymous No.542660143
>542659854
Normalcy and a loving wife is in reach even for you anon- the first step is to start taking showers and brushing your teeth!
Anonymous No.542660161
>>542659708
if you're not pulling for anything else, use the taurus template (oguri-golshi-nattie) or you can get fancy and change oguri for tacchy and golshi for maya or something
Anonymous No.542660163
>>542659157
Don't click this, all of the food in my fridge vanished when I did
Anonymous No.542660183 >>542660380 >>542660442
What's a good unique for Oguri Cap (as in peak) to inherit
I already have red shift and emperor's divine might
Anonymous No.542660195
>>542659708
tachyon is pretty good
Anonymous No.542660204 >>542660376
This is some rigged anime protagonist tier shit. I made a new account because I didn't have anything better to do, and this is what I ended up with after first 3 careers.

It took me at least a month to make my first A rank Uma on my main account.
Anonymous No.542660210
>>542660110
>schizo for pointing the obvious
retardGOD
Anonymous No.542660216
>>542659708
If you want to win, take any 3 between Wedding Mayano, Golshi, Seiun, Oguri, Ryan or Natie
Anonymous No.542660221
>>542659791
just kick flatl*ner scum
Anonymous No.542660225 >>542660276
>>542660028
What are your quotas and rules?
Anonymous No.542660229 >>542660271 >>542660449
>>542659526
Whoops, uploaded the wrong image
Anonymous No.542660265 >>542660506
>>542658876
drop the extra gold and get pump iron no joke
everyone and their mom will run a FR+nature+golshi
in theory you'll have a good shot of activating pump iron due to natures dying out and golshi speeding through
and drop straightaway adept (scam) for triumphant pulse or divine emperor
Anonymous No.542660270 >>542660379 >>542660538
ATTENTION: boyagenda is cancelled until further notice
Anonymous No.542660271
>>542659526
Cringe
>>542660229
SOVL and straight
Anonymous No.542660276
>>542660225
2M a day 7 days or I kill you.
Anonymous No.542660359 >>542660546 >>542660676 >>542660928
>decide to simulate gold city banner to see if I should pull Summer granny
>this
Is rolling for horses this fucking bad?
Anonymous No.542660376
>>542660204
>brand new account
>A Rank Goldshit
I'm sorry?
Anonymous No.542660379
>>542660270
I will relieve all my frustrations on Fuji until Cheval comes
Anonymous No.542660380
>>542660183
for leo? it's red shift and shooting for victory on everyone again.
Anonymous No.542660384
>>542659941
Stolen straight from the AlmondLove playbook.
Anonymous No.542660442
>>542660183
For what? Fuji's unique is universally good
Anonymous No.542660449 >>542660578 >>542660596 >>542660686 >>542660953 >>542661095
>>542660229
>not even 5 months in and oguri cap isn't considered meta anymore
powercreep killed this game
Anonymous No.542660486
>>542656698
Brian PoV missionary/cowgirl in matudayazo's style.
I'm a simple guy.
Anonymous No.542660492
>>542659995
>>542659385
I want Dober to look at my penis like this
Anonymous No.542660506 >>542660943
>>542660265
>just run 4 inherit skills
man free medicine sucks even on /uma/
Anonymous No.542660513
>>542660114
there are 2 versions of Girls' Legend U, normal and special one
Anonymous No.542660538
>>542660270
An evil wizard turned this beautiful bokuboy into a grotesque titcow! Someone save him!
Anonymous No.542660546
>>542660359
>Wasting your karmic entropy balance on simulations
You're doomed, you're so stupid anon it's over for you
Anonymous No.542660571
>ai schizo still at it
end it already, just kill him
Anonymous No.542660578
>>542660449
>frogretard
Anonymous No.542660596
>>542660449
gets cucked by her own card in mile and dies of cancer in medium
Anonymous No.542660609 >>542660778
>>542659526
I genuinely don't know if you keep saying this to troll or be ironic. The only way you could be more meta is if you used Falco
Anonymous No.542660676
>>542660359
50% to get 5 3*s in 200 pulls at 3%
you should expect 3-4 spooks
and always go to pity
Anonymous No.542660686
>>542660449
She's meta again on the next one, this game doesn't have definitive S-tiers at least not until Summer Maru in ~1.5 hours that are good on every track.
Anonymous No.542660693
it's better to match as soon as possible to dodge the bikini hag from appearing in my runs, yeah?
Anonymous No.542660702
i will now save for digitang
Anonymous No.542660715 >>542660758 >>542660767 >>542660995
I just had a random though: are there umas with brothers?
Anonymous No.542660758
>>542660715
yes
Anonymous No.542660767
>>542660715
yes, read the stories
Anonymous No.542660778 >>542660908 >>542661054
>>542660609
I 100% believe it and will keep posting it until CM ends. I'm tired of running against same horses, how many taishins or grass w's I've faced? Zero!
Anonymous No.542660795 >>542667945
>>542659791
A good danchode keeps his minions on their toes by randomly kicking people based solely on the whims of the dice.
Anonymous No.542660840
Anonymous No.542660907 >>542660978 >>542661151 >>542661275 >>542661306 >>542661426 >>542661541 >>542661708 >>542661939 >>542662262 >>542662413 >>542662685
Say something nice about Twin Turbo
Anonymous No.542660908 >>542661223
>>542660778
>Conveniently ignores his own Seiun Sky
Anonymous No.542660910 >>542661008 >>542662890
I DOMINATE OTHER UMAS, THROUGH LYING, CHEATING, GASLIGHTING.

I DOMINATE WITH MY PRESENSE, IM SUCH A BEAST, IM SUCH A PHYSICAL BEAST THAT I DOMINATE THE COMPETITION.

Also got a 5 win for round 2 but didnt capture it.
Anonymous No.542660912 >>542661075 >>542661320 >>542661734 >>542662256
Uma sex tierlist

I can explain my choices better if you want. I also didn't want to make it to vertical so I condensed the middle tiers more than the top or bottom ones.
Vertical matters, left to right matters in tier. I used only characters that exists in global. I may have missed one or two. I gave this a lot of thought.

Call it shit or discuss while we wait to have sex with summer Maru all night long.
Anonymous No.542660928
>>542660359
I don't see the issue
Anonymous No.542660943
>>542660506
drop shooting for victory then get more wit ingame & irl doctors order.
Anonymous No.542660953
>>542660449
Oguri is meta for medium & long basically until Columbus Day Oguri comes out, what are you talking about
Anonymous No.542660973
>>542660028
>he waits 7 days inactive to kick from an A+ club
You sure you gonna make it?
Anonymous No.542660978
>>542660907
I like her smallness
Anonymous No.542660995
>>542660715
Yes
parents and sons, even (me, Super Creek's)
Anonymous No.542661003
>>542659340
no but she's not bad
Anonymous No.542661008
>>542660910
>Fuji
BASED
Anonymous No.542661051
Anonymous No.542661054 >>542661223
>>542660778
Did you play your matches during SEA hours like all the other pussies?
People keep making fur of Taishin as potential uma, but she actually dominates here so long as she was built properly. Retarded SEAfags look at her career and back off.
Grass Wonder also wins heavily and can stat check everyone else.
Do I even need to fucking explain Seiun Sky? She auto-wins as long as she wins the mid-race. Only Falco can stop her.
Anonymous No.542661075 >>542661208 >>542661320
>>542660912
>someone actually sat down, made this list, saved a picture of it, opened up 4chan, looked up /uma/ on /vg/, looked for the image in their folder, filled out the captcha, wrote the fucking text and not once in the entire process the idea that this is in fact a bad post came across them
Anonymous No.542661095
>>542660449
>oguri cap isn't considered meta anymore
It's cope from Ogurifags, the only track she's really shit in is sprints
Miles is annoying because you don't have an easy way to get Furious Feat but it's not like it's impossible
Anonymous No.542661098
>18th in Hopeless Stakes
Fucking hell you're supposed to be the lucky one you ginger bitch
Anonymous No.542661121 >>542661960
>danchode starts a new club for comfy A+
>everyone agrees to do 7 mil a week
>people actually try, reach top-300 in 10 days
>he invites a bunch of his pals from another club
>they flatline on week two
fuck me, back to recruiting discord on november 1 i guess
Anonymous No.542661151 >>542661269
>>542660907
I bet she smells really good and makes funny noises if you lick her
Anonymous No.542661159
WTWTW or Pump for cm4 golshi?
Anonymous No.542661208
>>542661075
It could be worse, you could be the guy who drew this.
Anonymous No.542661223
>>542660908
She's my OSHI and only good for this CM...

>>542661054
I queue when it opens. Only Seiun Sky works and even then she's not that strong, Suzuka would be better since she has stronger scaling
Anonymous No.542661269 >>542661554 >>542661556
>>542661151
Does this type of outfit actually exist.
Is it useful for anything other than sex appeal?
Anonymous No.542661275
>>542660907
One of the few honest runners out there. None of that pacing shite, just giving her 100% at all times
Anonymous No.542661306
>>542660907
Built for piggyback rides to the arcade where her friends are waiting for her
Anonymous No.542661320 >>542661725 >>542662367
>>542660912
what does better hand jobs mean?
how does awful (great at first) work?
kingu would be first rate at sex too
also tag team 1 onegayshimazu
>>542661075
that is HIGH EFFORT posting
Anonymous No.542661374 >>542661483
>came 18th in Hopeless Stakes
>and then came 4th in an OP race the day before the goal
>Goal incomplete
This ONLY happens on borrow runs. Someone at Cygames should unironically be imprisoned for this shit. Even casinos have rules.
Anonymous No.542661426 >>542661560
>>542660907
she is good at hacking
Anonymous No.542661483 >>542661512
>>542661374
Unironically Trainer-san issue
Anonymous No.542661512 >>542661854
>>542661483
Unironically hang yourself
Anonymous No.542661541 >>542662090
>>542660907
Anonymous No.542661554
>>542661269
you can tell this anon has never left his house
Anonymous No.542661556
>>542661269
Not directly, but I think it's based on a wetsuit/drysuit with shortened sleeves. I've worn a similar one when putting in standing docks early in the spring.

But there are a lot of tight outfits out there mainly intended to be appealing, autismfriend.
Anonymous No.542661560
>>542661426
she's a video editor and you can tell she has adhd and autism because she's locked in and doing that shit on her arm
Anonymous No.542661642 >>542661963 >>542662104 >>542662616
Is the slav uma any good?
Anonymous No.542661676 >>542661721 >>542661743 >>542661858 >>542661928 >>542662812 >>542667993
Evens and you pull S. Maru in your first 100 pulls
Odds betwween 100-199
Dubs and you need pity
Trips you get her in your first 10 pull
Anonymous No.542661708
>>542660907
I know I would have a great time hanging out with her
Anonymous No.542661721 >>542661837 >>542661883 >>542661928 >>542662009
>>542661676
>dubs on vg
Anonymous No.542661725 >>542662367
>>542661320
sucks at sex but can give a decent handjob at least
golshi lures you in with great sex at first but then starts pranking you
Anonymous No.542661734 >>542662367
>>542660912
>Digitan
the fuck? that doesn't even make sense, I could understand if you wrote about her being a cuckqueen or something, but this just doesn't track at all for her
Anonymous No.542661743
>>542661676
Ralling
Anonymous No.542661790 >>542661893 >>542662028
Anybody else going to the winter comiket for uma stuff?
Anonymous No.542661826
love watching your uma move into space and then move right back behind some other uma to ensure she gets brocked. it's fucking insane. do they ever fix this shit?
Anonymous No.542661837
>>542661721
w-where are the dubs
Anonymous No.542661854
>>542661512
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Anonymous No.542661858
>>542661676
anon blease
Anonymous No.542661883 >>542661954 >>542662078
>>542661721
double 0 still exists
like
>>542661700
or
>>542661000
Anonymous No.542661893
>>542661790
yes, I'm going to fuck uma cosplayers
Anonymous No.542661928
>>542661676
i believe
>>542661721
if there are no dubs then we can never lose
Anonymous No.542661939 >>542662831
>>542660907
I like bullying that one twin turbo anon
Anonymous No.542661954
>>542661883
>dead
>trips
Anonymous No.542661960
>>542661121
>recruiting from discord
you better not be a /here/ club
Anonymous No.542661963
>>542661642
you know that playing late surgers is gambling? she cranks that up even more
Anonymous No.542661968
Anonymous No.542661981
imagine being that human being. it's so bad that he knows i'm referring to him.
Anonymous No.542662009 >>542662096
>>542661721
wtf why are there no dubs
Anonymous No.542662014
>>542659553
Daiwa is nothing compared to Oguri cap though
Anonymous No.542662028 >>542662632
>>542661790
Send me $200. Right now.
Anonymous No.542662031
Cute Musume inside
Anonymous No.542662078 >>542662283
>>542661883
wait did they really get rid of 00?
>>>>542661800
Anonymous No.542662090
>>542661541
in a game centered around half-human, half-horse idols that range from MILFs to lolis, this greasy twat has the most obnoxious and detestable aesthetic and personality.
Anonymous No.542662096 >>542662332
>>542662009
because they didn't want people to do retarded rollan shit
Anonymous No.542662104
>>542661642
Good at sex?
Anonymous No.542662110
>>542660028
>Cropping out Marvelous
You bloody bastard
Anonymous No.542662120 >>542662238 >>542663312 >>542663625
Not bad all in all.

Wish me luck for the final round.
Also, what's this about running in SEA hours?
Anonymous No.542662142 >>542662337
75 minutes till the era of hag begins
Anonymous No.542662172 >>542662428 >>542662826
I'll be honest lads. If CM3 is a preview of the meta for years to come, then I think global will be entire dead before February. 6+ Front Runners per race is unsustainable in a non-autistic (asian) audience.
Anonymous No.542662224
no one cares gooner cuck
go and have a melty on /a/ or /v/
Anonymous No.542662238
>>542662120
good luck
Anonymous No.542662249 >>542662430
If you see this post, your Summer Maruzensky rolls will be determined by the last digit of this post. If 7, you will get her in 10 rolls. If evens, you will get her in 100 rolls. If odds, you will get 3 Tokai Teios and get Maru at 199.
Anonymous No.542662256
>>542660912
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.542662262
>>542660907
>Say something nice about Twin Turbo
She's funnier and more interesting than most uma
Anonymous No.542662269
>Support card offerd groundwork
>both parents have groundwork sparks
>uma doesnt learn it during the career
I am so tired
Anonymous No.542662283 >>542662404 >>542662546 >>542662718
>>542662078
goddamit when did this site start being so anti-fun
Anonymous No.542662323 >>542662913
>>542659186
Meh, we'll still be in A+ as long as no one else leaves. Hopefully whoever inherits kicks out the leechers. Danchou was too lenient.
Anonymous No.542662325 >>542662489 >>542662613 >>542662659 >>542663180 >>542663550 >>542666284 >>542668616
this cm is cancer because no way i can get stam to 601 and guts to 301 meanwhile trying to go for really high speed power and wit. just 601 stamina would be manageable since power gives stam but guts? are you fucking serious? literally whale tier stat requirements unlike last cm where everyone was complaining about having to get 1000 stam and one gold recovery
Anonymous No.542662332
>>542662096
So, instead of fun, traditional stuff, the jannies decided to kill it off and let shitposters run rampant.
Anonymous No.542662337
>>542662142
i look forward to the tears from players that have never gone through the groundwork parent grind and pull this hag believing it'll just be easy, streamlined domination.
Anonymous No.542662339
so how do i build daiwa 2* for the next CM
Anonymous No.542662367 >>542662567 >>542663561
>>542661320
The hand jobs they give are a million times better than the sex. Seiyun Sky was hard because of her personality but would probably be very good at sex and would get bored fast.
Awful Great at First: it would start off as the best of your life but Golshi would do some antic that causes you immense pain or worse.
I had Kingu in a tier called "great if she wasn't held back by something" with a few others but removed it because that was an awful tier rank.
>>542661725
This guy gets it
>>542661734
I did have her as "Prefers Watching" but I for some reason, based on her end of the line bit, think she would love trains in every way possible. Plus I originally planned to not have "abstains" but when I got to Falco I decided to add her and Urara. Already put too much thought into Digitan so I left her there.
Anonymous No.542662404 >>542662603 >>542663608
>>542662283
moot selling it was the final nail in the coffin, after that management became INSANELY hands off. the leaks should tell you everything you need to know, israel, indo third world faggots moderation etc
Anonymous No.542662413
>>542660907
twin charged (turbo & super) is better
Anonymous No.542662428 >>542662487
>>542662172
>he thinks front runner meta stays for years
just go ask JP when it will change
Anonymous No.542662430
>>542662249
STOP
Anonymous No.542662487
>>542662428
jp says years
Anonymous No.542662489 >>542662767
>>542662325
12* stamina 6* guts basically guarantees 600 300 so you can pump speed and wit
Anonymous No.542662528
if you can't roll for dubs just roll for a number and then the number right below it like 98 87 76 and so on
Anonymous No.542662546
>>542662283
when it went from a community to a for-profit-product (about 10 years ago)

The people running the site know you will never leave, so why should they care? lol
Anonymous No.542662567 >>542662787
>>542662367
Explain seeking the pearls rank
Anonymous No.542662603
>>542662404
>moot
who?
Anonymous No.542662613
>>542662325
You literally just press guts once or twice on bad summer turns where your cards gathered there and events do the rest. Do you think whales are running guts cards or something?
Anonymous No.542662616
>>542661642
She's good at getting nakadashi'd by me.
Anonymous No.542662632
>>542662028
I'm broke after sparking
Anonymous No.542662659 >>542662767
>>542662325
have you tried using the event stat bonuses to get guts
Anonymous No.542662663 >>542662884 >>542662885 >>542663234
Can someone explain how the fuck this thing is possible?
It's from the current TT champion, and all his Long horses are like this so it's not a weird fluke.

Tried to do something like it and I could barely reach half those stats. Having to run this many races cause serious issue with training.
Is there some secret way to get ton of useful stats from races (outside of +5/10% race bonus everywhere)?
Is it just because his cards are all MLB and it hard snowball past a certain point?
Was that just a one-in-a-million run where every support was in the ideal spot every turn?
Or am I missing something?

I get full MLB and good-tier RNG can explain large stats differences, but here it's nearly 300/400 everywhere, not just having the usual "I can only get the two main stats to 1000 instead of 1200" problem.
Anonymous No.542662685
>>542660907
She does the turbo boost.
Anonymous No.542662693
>>542658426 (OP)
are there any specific skills Summer Maru wants from cards and not inherits? Is it worth to run R Oguri to try and guarantee groundwork with hints?
Anonymous No.542662718 >>542663016
>>542662283
>No dubs
>90-120 second post cooldown
>4chan Gold Pass
>Register your email, goyim :^)
>Banned for racism
I love 4chan

umamusume
Anonymous No.542662767 >>542662860
>>542662489
of course let me just get my 3* stam 6* guts parent with all the specific whites and pinks i need too, my bad
>>542662659
i do that but i fall short if i don't dump a few turns into each stat which is just disgusting
Anonymous No.542662783
Never train Front Runners, stupida facking strat.
Anonymous No.542662787 >>542663296
>>542662567
I didn't have much to go on since I don't really remember any of her events. I used the wiki for her and her only. I based it off of this description:

"she embodies confidence and unique methods of self-expression. She is a talented soul who can accomplish all she sets out to do while eliciting laughter from those around her. She has a hopeless grasp of the English language, but she does a good job of compensating for it with her body language."
Anonymous No.542662812
>>542661676
fffffuck you
Anonymous No.542662826
>>542662172
good thing it isn't
you're only gonna see this shit repeated in virgi
Anonymous No.542662831
>>542661939
It's too cute when he posts that shocked turbo face jpg after you say you want to molest him it makes you want to bully him more
Anonymous No.542662860 >>542663032
>>542662767
>he believed the guts gaslight and never made 3* guts parents
Anonymous No.542662884 >>542663038
>>542662663
High roll. Tazuna is like MSG for good runs.
Anonymous No.542662885 >>542663038
>>542662663
consistent support rainbows (probably also boosted by tazuna) and possibly good inspirations
Anonymous No.542662890
>>542660910
>Fuji as team leader
We love to see it.
Anonymous No.542662905 >>542663098
Anonymous No.542662913
>>542662323
i'm staying to the end
Anonymous No.542663016
>>542662718
That's against the ToS
Anonymous No.542663032
>>542662860
anon i don't even have proper 3* power or wit parents, i only have like 5 3* horses after all this time and they have almost no good pinks or whites. and i don't let my energy cap so it's not me slacking
Anonymous No.542663038
>>542662884
>>542662885
Really, just pure luck, no special techniques or gameplay trick?
Well fuck, that's actually disappointing.
Anonymous No.542663091
>night owl with a mood down and slow metabolism pre-debut
Daily borrow wasted
Anonymous No.542663098 >>542663301 >>542664070
>>542662905
Anonymous No.542663180
>>542662325
You don't actually need the guts as long as your stam is good. The spd boost is negligible if your stam is already 600+.
And if your spd/pow is juiced you can skimp out on the stam a bit and just take a single common recovery skill too.
Anonymous No.542663234 >>542663346 >>542670070
>>542662663
how tf is this garbage A+
Anonymous No.542663260
Anonymous No.542663276 >>542663310 >>542663326 >>542663337 >>542663503 >>542663503 >>542668918
5 minutes
Anonymous No.542663294 >>542663506
What is the proper way to build a debuffer hybrid? Just make an ace then add a few debuffs instead of other skills? Or is there a different stat need for them?
Anonymous No.542663296 >>542663658
>>542662787
>I didn't have much to go on
what do you do all day
Anonymous No.542663301 >>542663449
>>542663098
>yuri horse
Anonymous No.542663310
>>542663276
It's 1 hour 5 minutes, yet again.
Anonymous No.542663312 >>542663625
>>542662120
Good luck, fellow Fuji trainer.
Anonymous No.542663326
>>542663276
a-anon...
Anonymous No.542663337 >>542663463
>>542663276
Stupid feetfag.
Anonymous No.542663346
>>542663234
three A stats and skills
Anonymous No.542663364 >>542663420 >>542663484
massive account bricking in t-5
Anonymous No.542663420
>>542663364
It's another hour, anon.
Anonymous No.542663449
>>542663301
>tranny anon
Anonymous No.542663463
>>542663337
Rice would say this.
Anonymous No.542663484
>>542663364
this so much
Anonymous No.542663498
i don't care about any of the frontrunners except for bakushin and top gun do i just hoard carats? until which banner?
Anonymous No.542663503
>>542663276
>>542663276
Anonymous No.542663506
>>542663294
Basically yeah.
Anonymous No.542663550 >>542663717
>>542662325
>he fell for it
600/300 mandatory raw stat was a gaslight. This is what the people who suggested that to you are running.
Anonymous No.542663561 >>542663798
>>542662367
>based on her end of the line bit
kind of retarded ngl
That's like taking the "unrequited love" between Helios and Ruby and spinning it into Helios being an unwilling cuck
Anonymous No.542663608
>>542662404
I remember him selling out during the gamergate shit.
Anonymous No.542663625
>>542662120
>>542663312
Fuji CHAAAAAAAAAAAADS rule this thread!
Anonymous No.542663628 >>542663802 >>542663803 >>542663818
Shiraoki has abandoned us, you won't pull summer Maruzensky check this 6
Anonymous No.542663658
>>542663296
I feel productive and then instead of being productive I do stuff like that I guess
Anonymous No.542663676
>my pace condor is way more interesting to watch in the CM than my late surger one, because it requires proccing 15-16 skills while the late surger is all about proccing only Pump Some Iron
>the late surger wins way more often
this CM fucking sucks man.
Anonymous No.542663678 >>542663926 >>542664158 >>542664480
If I had to go to pity for one copy of Kita card should I really try and roll the banner a 2nd time when it comes up? I don't think I can just pout carrots into one card like this as f2p it feels like shit.
Anonymous No.542663684 >>542663723 >>542663756 >>542663837
How does Chritmas Oguri dominate the meta if you need to pass 3 wit checks to win? Is there some trick? I'm losing my mind with groundwork+angling triggering
Anonymous No.542663704
Anonymous No.542663717
>>542663550
Imagine this retard manages to lose with that Seiun
Anonymous No.542663723
>>542663684
you just pass them
Anonymous No.542663756
>>542663684
you buy 4 recovery skills
Anonymous No.542663773 >>542663993
Chiiiyo-chiyo-chiyo-chiyono o
Anonymous No.542663784
60 minutes left
Anonymous No.542663798
>>542663561
yeah thats pretty fair. i took it a little far. thought it was funny desu.
Anonymous No.542663802
>>542663628
Everyone gets her on their 7th pull of their first 10 roll with this 7
Anonymous No.542663803 >>542663854
>>542663628
Natie will always be watching over you, and you WILL get whoever you want in an acceptable number of rolls.
5.
Anonymous No.542663818
>>542663628
I'll be pulling my favorites with this SEVEN
Anonymous No.542663828 >>542663930 >>542663957 >>542663995 >>542664026 >>542664132
Does /uma/ like sophisticated horse ladies with mejiro blood?
Anonymous No.542663837
>>542663684
next scenario allows you to utilize way more wit cards which equates to consistency. holidays oguri isn't infallible but when she hits, she hits.
Anonymous No.542663854
>>542663803
>3
Finally.
Anonymous No.542663926 >>542664072 >>542664076
>>542663678
I saw posts talking about us getting a selector for her
If you're borrowing Kitasan then by December you'll free up the slot for any other MLB SSR
The December banner has slightly better rates

Also the banner has obviously better value the more cards you're missing since you're going to get a bunch.
>f2p
by choice or circumstance
Anonymous No.542663930
>>542663828
I like this one
Anonymous No.542663957
>>542663828
YES
Anonymous No.542663993
>>542663773
>The only Sakura that doesn't have flower petal eyes
SHE'S ADOPTED!
Anonymous No.542663995
>>542663828
Yes, and the Mejiros like them too
Anonymous No.542664005 >>542664459
>>542659005
>fukukitaru's sweaty socks
truly we are blessed on this day...
Anonymous No.542664026 >>542664695
>>542663828
>thank god, mcqueen, you must hide me from golshi
>she just won a race and is about to transfer me to infirmary
>mcqueen in question:
Anonymous No.542664030
I am sexually attracted to Special Week.
Anonymous No.542664070 >>542664231 >>542664449
>>542663098
Anonymous No.542664072 >>542664189 >>542664509
>>542663926
>f2p by circumstance
what the fuck does that even mean? either you're f2p or not, it's ALWAYS by choice.
Anonymous No.542664076 >>542664714
>>542663926
Most of the time I have to borrow a super creek and high roll the speed stat because my stam cards are so bad.
Anonymous No.542664124 >>542664186 >>542664346 >>542664373 >>542664401
Why nobody posting they rolls
Anonymous No.542664132 >>542664358
>>542663828
I like destroying Mcqueen's ass
Anonymous No.542664158
>>542663678
if you don't roll till MLB on her rerun then you will be burning every selector on her for like 1.5 years lol. you'll have got her MLB just in time for the battle pass.
Anonymous No.542664186
>>542664124
You're a hour early stupidfalco
Anonymous No.542664189 >>542664320 >>542664323 >>542664369 >>542664390 >>542664509 >>542664804
>>542664072
>either you're f2p or not, it's ALWAYS by choice.
Find me ANYONE that chose to be born in the third world and with the wrong skin color.
Anonymous No.542664217
Why are the Mejiros like this?
Anonymous No.542664231 >>542665125
>>542664070
sex with palmer
marriage with palmer
children with palmer
Anonymous No.542664253
Why would I roll for a dried up hag whose oven is shutting down?
Anonymous No.542664259 >>542664420 >>542665958 >>542665985 >>542667254
I'm bored, lets see if there is an audience on /uma/ for a drawpile.

https://magma.com/d/f7VJi8cxGm
https://magma.com/d/f7VJi8cxGm
https://magma.com/d/f7VJi8cxGm

>but this needs an account i dont want to make an account
there is a way to bypass account creation but man I forgot how it works you can probably google it or check the archives, as host I need an account for this anyway so i never bothered
just make a throwaway email nobody cares
Anonymous No.542664263 >>542664328 >>542664381 >>542664386 >>542664395 >>542664413 >>542664414 >>542664428 >>542664442 >>542664529 >>542664584 >>542664629 >>542664669 >>542664870 >>542669682
You have been playing this game for hundreds or even a thousand of hours

You should be able to tell me the name of this horse without looking it up or else shiraoki sama will curse your summer maruzensky rolls
Anonymous No.542664316 >>542664536 >>542664798
Anonymous No.542664320
>>542664189
anon, you CHOOSE to be a neet.
Anonymous No.542664323 >>542664714
>>542664189
That's ridiculous this shit is 400$ a pity no regular joe can afford to really spend and play the metagame.
Anonymous No.542664328
>>542664263
Mambo
Anonymous No.542664346
>>542664124
"Smart Falcon" my ass
Anonymous No.542664358 >>542665095
>>542664132
based Mejiro ass enjoyer
Anonymous No.542664369 >>542664595 >>542664714
>>542664189
Name 1 non-3rd world country.
Anonymous No.542664373 >>542664717
>>542664124
>Dumb Falcon
Anonymous No.542664376 >>542664608
why can't I run xoguri as a front runner?
or can I?
Anonymous No.542664381
>>542664263
MatesHerTrainer FutaKitaru
Anonymous No.542664386
>>542664263
Matikanetannhauser
Anonymous No.542664390 >>542664605
>>542664189
I repeat: It's ALWAYS a choice if you're a f2p or not. If you're living in a poverty ridden shit hole then you have far bigger problems and things to waste your time on then some phone game. Otherwise just about anyone has a few dollar (in theory) to waste on garbage gacha shit.
So yes, it's ALWAYS a choice. Your comparison is a retarded cope asspull that makes ZERO sense.
Anonymous No.542664395
>>542664263
I have it saved on my phone's autocorrect
Anonymous No.542664401
>>542664124
>they rolls
Anonymous No.542664413 >>542664571
>>542664263
matikane...tannhauser?
Anonymous No.542664414
>>542664263
That's the uhh... haha... crystal lady horse you know I know and you know
Anonymous No.542664420
>>542664259
damn right before bed
Anonymous No.542664428
>>542664263
Not Seiun Sky.
Anonymous No.542664442
>>542664263
Matikanefukingyourmother
Anonymous No.542664449
>>542664070
man what the fuck is with the weird frame rate
whatever
Anonymous No.542664459
>>542664005
>Torena-san! My divinations have revealed that you are at great risk today!
>Not to fear! Fufufu, I've brought just the lucky item to keep you safe!
>Breath in the divine luck, Torena-san!
Anonymous No.542664464
post shometing shmart
Anonymous No.542664480
>>542663678
yes
hold onto the uncap gem and half anni ticket until the rerun
roll in the rerun, let's say you roll 1 copy + 1 spark
2LB kitasan + ticket+ uncap gem = MLB kita
Anonymous No.542664502 >>542664872 >>542665025
>Failed training at 2% twice in the same career
Alright can we cut the crap game
Anonymous No.542664509
>>542664072
NTA but I'm assuming "by circumstance" he means that he started playing after the Creek banner and hes not a gigawhale that will spend money on low tier banners. So until the next good banner he's basically at the same level as someone who is F2P.

>>542664189
Oh wait, never mind hes just a retard.
Anonymous No.542664529
>>542664263
TM Opera O
Anonymous No.542664536
>>542664316
this, so much this
Anonymous No.542664571 >>542665103
>>542664413
DES!
EI EI MUN
Anonymous No.542664584
>>542664263
>Tfw don't remember if it was Matikane or Makitane
200 rolls spark here we go..
Anonymous No.542664595 >>542664809
>>542664369
greenland
japan pre (((globalist))) efforts
Anonymous No.542664604
if I spend all my carats now on summer maru, will I have enough for xmas oguri as an f2p?
Anonymous No.542664605
>>542664390
You say that as if everything in the paid shop isn't a total ripoff.
Anonymous No.542664608 >>542664774 >>542664893
>>542664376
Her aptitude is F, so you'll need 13 front runner sparks to pump it to A, plus you lose the ability to use u=ma2 to trigger her unique. Sounds like a ton of work for not a lot of gain.
Anonymous No.542664613 >>542664653 >>542665312
Anonymous No.542664629
>>542664263
materfucker
Anonymous No.542664653
>>542664613
Anonymous No.542664669 >>542664751 >>542664781 >>542665095
>>542664263
Matikanefukukitaru! Otherwise known as my wife!
Anonymous No.542664695
>>542664026
This feels like a post-career golshi that is only concerned with breeding as much as possible.
Anonymous No.542664714 >>542664889 >>542665010
>>542664369
Israel.
>>542664323
>200 pulls cost $408
I am well aware of it.
>>542664076
Not even a single copy of creek?
Don't you have pace chasers for medium/long?
Anonymous No.542664717
>>542664373
>sextoy diamond
Anonymous No.542664745 >>542664930
Masaharu Fujiwara
Anonymous No.542664751 >>542665140
>>542664669
oh no its shoe fetishist anon
Anonymous No.542664774 >>542664929
>>542664608
>Her aptitude is F, so you'll need 13 front runner sparks to pump it to A
Oh, anon...
Anonymous No.542664781 >>542665140
>>542664669
is there some artist out there doing hyper high detailed art of uma cleats or is this some community art meme? why do i keep seeing these?
Anonymous No.542664798
>>542664316
And anons claim Ryan is ugly when this thing exists
Anonymous No.542664804
>>542664189
You do get both of those choices, you just don't remember, you also choose your parents.
Anonymous No.542664809
>>542664595
>winter wasteland
>1st world
They fuck sheep
>pre globalist effort
Yeah you see if you can do conditions like that a fuckton of countries unshit themselves. The sad reality is that every country is either too poor for gay propaganda or blasts gay propaganda
Anonymous No.542664870 >>542665092
>>542664263
Anonymous No.542664872
>>542664502
Its not that bad.
Think of it as focusing all your bad luck into one run so that you can get good luck later. Id rather get 5 failed trainings in one run then 1 failed training on the run I roll my sparks.

A shit run is equally as bad as a mid run. All that matters is whether or not it is a great run.
Anonymous No.542664889
>>542664714
No I rerolled for fine motion and never got creek.
Anonymous No.542664893
>>542664608
The game caps at 4 proficiency upgrades on the select screen, you'd go from F to B and then pray for statue luck
Anonymous No.542664929
>>542664774
Wait, is it more? I always thought it was 1 + (number of ranks/3)?
Anonymous No.542664930
>>542664745
Cute
Anonymous No.542664939 >>542665448
>is called Smart Falcon
>is actually really stupid
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.542664947 >>542665027 >>542665070 >>542665407 >>542665424 >>542666561
Hanshin Turf 2200m Tryouts
Summer Firm Sunny

CM4 81970957

Bring what you have or reuse Taurus Umas
This is entirely for fun and nothing else
Anonymous No.542665010 >>542665168
>>542664714
>getting to shelter every day to not die of monkeys bombing you is 1st world
Anonymous No.542665025
>>542664502
Successfully rolling a 2% means you have good gacha luck bwo. Should've tabbed out of carers and pulled.
Anonymous No.542665026 >>542665093 >>542665210 >>542665498 >>542665540 >>542666571
Less than an hour!
Anonymous No.542665027
>>542664947
DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES
IT IS NOT FOR FUN
THIS DECIDES WHO WINS THE FINALS
Anonymous No.542665057 >>542665116 >>542665219 >>542666026
>less than an hour until finals registration
are you prepared, /uma/?
Anonymous No.542665070
>>542664947
My schizo wife
Anonymous No.542665092 >>542665243
>>542664870
How do other horses address these 2? They can't use mati-chan
Anonymous No.542665093
>>542665026
Scarlet bikini sex when
Anonymous No.542665095
>>542664358
>that wink near the end
You killed me, anon.
>>542664669
>she uses a magic talisman
Should have known
Anonymous No.542665103
>>542664571
Machitan!
Anonymous No.542665116
>>542665057
500 carats
Anonymous No.542665125 >>542665194
>>542664231
I'm screenshotting this and calling you out if you don't get a 5* Palmer when she releases next year.
Anonymous No.542665132
Anonymous No.542665140
>>542664781
I dunno, I just downloaded it when trawling for Fuku pictures on gelbooru. I like the idea of her having super-fancy inlaid boots for good luck.

>>542664751
But that's the only shoe picture I have anon... And I really just like sweat more generally, I can take or leave feet...
Anonymous No.542665149
First win today is Fuku!
Anonymous No.542665168 >>542665303
>>542665010
>Country doesn't count because I can nitpick something bad with it
Very cool, go back to paying taxes to them
Anonymous No.542665194
>>542665125
Depending on the schedule around her release, I'll probably get her, but I'm too cheap of a f2p faggot to do anything but the bare minimum.
Anonymous No.542665210 >>542665509 >>542666571
>>542665026
My dick is ready to impregnate Dasca
Anonymous No.542665213
Xmas Oguri will be on the neutral 1 year anniversary Uma banner right?

I think I'll just take the L on Sagittarius and spark Xmas Oguri then.
Anonymous No.542665219
>>542665057
The entire CM has been dice roll after dice roll, at this point it is what it is.
Anonymous No.542665221 >>542665347 >>542665364
Anonymous No.542665243
>>542665092
Fuku or Fukukitaru
Tannhauser, Machitan, or Omachi-san
Anonymous No.542665303 >>542665540
>>542665168
You canโ€™t possibly suggest that daily bombings is first world thing
Anonymous No.542665312
>>542664613
Tazuna, the straightaway spurt ender.
Anonymous No.542665325 >>542665763
>Have a jug of coffee ready for the late night grind
I'll have a swimsuit maru ready for finals or die trying
Anonymous No.542665347
>>542665221
guh i fucking uploaded the audio that still had the tiktok sound at the end
Anonymous No.542665364 >>542665465
>>542665221
>tik tok
>the fucking end video sound is still in
Anonymous No.542665407
>>542664947
We have room for one racer 8/9
Come on don't let the npc umas win
Anonymous No.542665424
>>542664947
>solo debuffer Nature
Nigger
Anonymous No.542665448
>>542664939
I would prefer a threesome
Anonymous No.542665456
if i lose cancer finals to a hastily-built and average bikini hag then i will delete my account.
Anonymous No.542665465
>>542665364
yeah i know you'll live
Anonymous No.542665469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmCEoce6ATI
Anonymous No.542665489 >>542667021
>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a horse bitch
>We had Gold Ship, we had straightaway spurt
>We had Narita Taishin, we had everything we needed
>You could've shut your mouth, ran your CMs and gotten as many platinum titles as you ever needed!
>It was perfect, but no!
>You just had to blow it up, you, your pride and your ego!
>You just had to roll for Seiun Sky
>If you'd ran your end closers, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!
Anonymous No.542665498
>>542665026
Eager to get chud spooked.
Anonymous No.542665509 >>542665606 >>542665672 >>542665716 >>542665770 >>542665881 >>542665938 >>542666571
>>542665210
Is Dasca the most normieslop, entry-level Umawife? Even Agnes Reddit has more going on.

>It's a redhead tsundere with huge tits and a snaggletooth that hmph's at you!
BOOOO-OOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGG!
Anonymous No.542665532
Yada. I don't want to grind for 12 hours.
Anonymous No.542665540 >>542665763
>>542665303
I wish they were actually being bombed daily you fucking retard.

umamusume
>>542665026
I want to go outside but I just know I'll be late to spamming ten rolls as soon as the banner drops
Anonymous No.542665606
>>542665509
Yes but that's because of the anime
Anonymous No.542665649 >>542665713
Fronts: not even once.
Anonymous No.542665672 >>542665860 >>542666259
>>542665509
Should've been voiced by Kugimiya Rie desu
Straight out of a mid-2000s harem romcom
Anonymous No.542665682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuK2Yrx-Yp0
Anonymous No.542665713
>>542665649
I did only pace chasers this CM
Anonymous No.542665716
>>542665509
>t. Uokka
Anonymous No.542665717 >>542665820 >>542666039
Anonymous No.542665739
I'm rolling for special chud though
Anonymous No.542665763 >>542666030
>>542665325
Have you tried a job, anon?

>>542665540
Imagine with me, if you will, the luminous glow of mushroom clouds erupting over Tel Aviv
Anonymous No.542665770
>>542665509
Most normies don't even play the game so yes
Anonymous No.542665776
I realised it too late. I should've been running two debuffers (one a Blockushin) with my Pace Chaser Condor for this CM. That's the only way to push up into 2nd place at the final corner.
Anonymous No.542665820
>>542665717
english thread, subhuman
Anonymous No.542665856
Anonymous No.542665860
>>542665672
I initially thought Taketatsu Ayana was her voice when I first started playing. Was sad to find out it wasn't.
Anonymous No.542665881
>>542665509
Sheโ€™s my least favorite Uma for that reason
Anonymous No.542665883 >>542666037
Anonymous No.542665925
Man...
Anonymous No.542665938
>>542665509
t. uokka
Anonymous No.542665958 >>542666173
>>542664259
>cant find my tablet cable
After work maybe
Anonymous No.542665965 >>542666076 >>542666189 >>542667458
Anonymous No.542665985
>>542664259
damn its over
Anonymous No.542665993
Shiraoki-sama grant me continuous victories!!!
Anonymous No.542666006
I'm going to kick teio in the shins if she doesn't give me her fucking gold skill soon
Anonymous No.542666026
>>542665057
no. i thought i was after sweeping the first round but round 2 has been hell. i have no idea what the finals will be like.
Anonymous No.542666030
>>542665763
I do have a job, thankfully I'm working from home tomorrow and don't have many meetings pencilled in
Anonymous No.542666037 >>542666268
>>542665883
sex with the club
Anonymous No.542666039
>>542665717
They have sex with each other after this btw. Rudolf presses down on her tip through Teio's tummy and Teio makes a whining squeak
Anonymous No.542666076
>>542665965
Norn's tits dominating my dick.
Anonymous No.542666081
Anonymous No.542666173
>>542665958
just draw with mouse
its more soulful
Anonymous No.542666189 >>542666234
>>542665965
remember that she fucks ojii-sans
Anonymous No.542666214 >>542666353
I hope all the subhumans who bring debuffers fucking die. You're not even winning you brownoids.
Anonymous No.542666234 >>542666336
>>542666189
yeah, me
Anonymous No.542666259
>>542665672
>Should've been voiced by Kugimiya Rie
Anon, she's about to hit her 50's soon. No way they would want someone that old when they also have to actively participate in live concerts and dance around every 6 months.
Anonymous No.542666268 >>542666327
>>542666037
When did danchou schedule the orgy for again? And do we really all have to wear the ears and tails?
Anonymous No.542666284
>>542662325
601 301 was always for a bonus. the raw floor was like 550-560 effective with 578 suggested for tanking bad moods
Anonymous No.542666327 >>542666384 >>542666459
>>542666268
shut up erpturd
Anonymous No.542666336
>>542666234
how much does she charge ojiisan?
Anonymous No.542666353
>>542666214
just win with triple aces
Anonymous No.542666356
4 more minutes
Anonymous No.542666380
Ok that was a warzone
CM4 35595723
Let's go
Anonymous No.542666384
>>542666327
Rawr, someone is FEISTY today.
Anonymous No.542666403 >>542666489 >>542666519 >>542666548 >>542666607 >>542666621 >>542666658 >>542666672 >>542666689 >>542666713 >>542666819 >>542666838 >>542666874 >>542667049 >>542667346 >>542667843 >>542668805 >>542669025 >>542669253 >>542669341
This Seiun was somehow SO BAD that I literally didnt win a SINGLE RACE with ANY of my uma. HOW????
Anonymous No.542666459
>>542666327
I don't like it any more than you, but I've been slow about hitting quota and can't really handle making danchou any madder at me
Anonymous No.542666489
>>542666403
How do you fight for first without groundwork?
Anonymous No.542666519
>>542666403
>no groundwork
>no mid race acceleration
>no lead keeper skill
>low power

yeah shes never winning lol, she cant take 1st and cant keep 1st
Anonymous No.542666548
>>542666403
Your groundwork bwo
Anonymous No.542666561 >>542666738 >>542666774 >>542667168 >>542667358
>>542664947
>My Seiun actually ran out of stamina
Ok fine, I'll go back to the grind. Really interesting results though, seems like groundwork loses importance the longer the track is because of overtake mode mechanics.
Anonymous No.542666571 >>542666806
>>542665210
>>542665026
Based Daiwa enjoyer

>>542665509
>>normie
As expected of Vodkakeks. And no, normalfags in current year do not gravitate towards tsunderes.
Anonymous No.542666607
>>542666403
Why do you have THREE ultimates that are useless in this track
Anonymous No.542666621
>>542666403
you know how
Anonymous No.542666658
>>542666403
Bwo your soil labour? Bwo your tail held uppies? Bwo your INT?

>Rudolf unique
Jej
Anonymous No.542666672
>>542666403
>spent 450+ sp on useless skills
Anonymous No.542666689
>>542666403
>red shift
>divine might
>no groundwork
>witlet
Anonymous No.542666701
Thirty minutes until I brick my account.
Anonymous No.542666713
>>542666403
No ground work low wit. you're not beating anything but maybe a bad/unlucky late/end. I know people like to go lolgaslight on everything but groundworks or play another style
Anonymous No.542666738 >>542666927 >>542666932
>>542666561
>ran out of stam
uhhhhh gaslight guide bros???
Anonymous No.542666774
>>542666561
850 and 1 Gold is the absolute bare minimum for Fronts in CM4.
Anonymous No.542666790 >>542667018
So blocking is out and debuffing fronts is in for a few months right?
Anonymous No.542666806 >>542667345
>>542666571
Normiehorse enjoyer is tapped in to what the zoormies like, huh? Ears to the ground on the latest gray slop? What are the streets saying, Dascasufferer?
Anonymous No.542666816 >>542666914
Anonymous No.542666819
>>542666403
>Front runner under 400 wit
I've already been making a move to never send a front runner below 500 wit, and even that feels low.
Anonymous No.542666838
>>542666403
>500 points wasted on non-relevant uniques

Uma abuse, hand in your toreina card.
Anonymous No.542666874
>>542666403
your groundwork bro? literally i have not seen a single front runner get to the front without it this cm.
Anonymous No.542666914
>>542666816
okay vodkalover52 i will follow your twitter for more epic hilarious maymays
Anonymous No.542666915 >>542667025 >>542667026 >>542667145 >>542667153 >>542667174 >>542667407
CM4 35595723
CM4 35595723
CM4 35595723
Anonymous No.542666927 >>542667151
>>542666738
She was 856 stam 303 guts with just maestro, so it seems like that guide is more or less correct if you're facing 3 natures or equivalent (e.g., wedding mayano) like I did
Anonymous No.542666932
>>542666738
you're still dying with those stats like 1/10 games
Anonymous No.542666941
30 minutos
Anonymous No.542667018 >>542667421
>>542666790
speed debuffs proc post A&S. its going to be a frontrunner arms race from here on out
Anonymous No.542667020
Diรฒs mio! La Bestia de Kasamatsu!
Anonymous No.542667021 >>542668050
>>542665489
I appreciate your post
Anonymous No.542667025
>>542666915
Fat, possibly approaching obese
Anonymous No.542667026
>>542666915
Why are you posting pawgs?
Anonymous No.542667049
>>542666403
>behold thine emperor's divine might
you are a fucking idiot
Anonymous No.542667145
>>542666915
I'm a 40 year old married man and that's too fat for me.
Anonymous No.542667151 >>542667391
>>542666927
>just 1 gold is fine bro
>matches against debuffers (as expected)
>dies
>woooow

its funny how the gaslight guide always proves to be right and that high stamina always takes out all the debuff, mood and rushed rng out of killing your race.
Anonymous No.542667153
>>542666915
that's not a healthy ass
Anonymous No.542667163 >>542667225 >>542667324 >>542667374
I'm sleepy
Anonymous No.542667168
>>542666561
> seems like groundwork loses importance the longer the track is because of overtake mode mechanics

Kinda, it's still ideal to get in the lead early and one of the best sources of early/mid distance.
Anonymous No.542667172 >>542667467
>all these replies
I wonder how many of yall even got to A finals? lmao
Anonymous No.542667174
>>542666915
Off topic image. I have done the needful.
Anonymous No.542667225 >>542667376
>>542667163
don't sleep yet bwo only 25 more minutes
Anonymous No.542667254
>>542664259
I'm finally home
Anonymous No.542667324
>>542667163
avatarfags are always weak
Anonymous No.542667345
>>542666806
You don't have to be that obsessed like closeted normalfags like you to figure out that tsunderes are not in vogue with other normalfags in fucking 2025.
Anonymous No.542667346
>>542666403
>divine might on a front
>three groundwork greens but no groundwork
anon PLEASE
Anonymous No.542667358
>>542666561
There were 4 debuffers in that room, it was stacked with red skills
It's good to see it, because cm4 might have people who come with 2 debuffers and another with 1
Anonymous No.542667374
>>542667163
umasumi
Anonymous No.542667376 >>542667454
>>542667225
I'll try, no promises
Anonymous No.542667391 >>542667692
>>542667151
I think 3 is above average though, I don't expect many players to bring both wedding maya and nice nature - expected number of debuffers hitting your ace in every room should be 2.
Anonymous No.542667407
>>542666915
disgusting
Anonymous No.542667416
I love bait, the more masterful the better. Master Baiting is the best.
Anonymous No.542667421 >>542667612
>>542667018
Yeah but early and midrace speed debuff seems good
Anonymous No.542667452
Hate when a run is going so well (strength chakra, charming pre-debut, +5 to all/+30 sp event), then Bobo hits you with a 9th place japan cup, gets 7 mood downs back-to-back and then proceeds to job her entire career
Anonymous No.542667454
>>542667376
you also need to do your daily runs once you get her...
Anonymous No.542667458
>>542665965
OH MY LOOOORD
Anonymous No.542667462 >>542667663 >>542667718
oguri if she never left kasamatsu and kept hanging out with norn
Anonymous No.542667467 >>542667705
>>542667172
My soulless metafalco is gonna beat you up in the finals kiddo.
Anonymous No.542667481 >>542667717 >>542667876 >>542668160 >>542668296 >>542668535 >>542668721 >>542668754 >>542668817 >>542668914 >>542670987
I am convinced the average Uma musume player has no idea how skills work. Time and time again people put skills that literally do nothing on their CM umas.
Anonymous No.542667507
I will run double dominator (Large) just like in Taurus
Anonymous No.542667518
Anonymous No.542667550
BLESS ME SHIRAOKI
Anonymous No.542667612
>>542667421
they don't exist, one is sprint only. the other one is mile only
that's it
Anonymous No.542667650
SHORI O COME TO MEEEEEE
Anonymous No.542667663
>>542667462
(She's still fat and autistic)
Anonymous No.542667692
>>542667391
Thats correct. But that also means that you are still suceptible to Swing proc rng and Rushed rng. Which will immediately stop you from winning.

Thats why 2 Golds is the safest choice. No funny dicerolls to kill you.
Anonymous No.542667705 >>542667851
>>542667467
How do you plan to stop the hag midrace
Anonymous No.542667713
I have one last chance at getting A finals.
Anonymous No.542667717
>>542667481
The average uma player, even the average "tryhard", has never looked up skill activation conditions or looked at a racetrack map. They operate purely off of hearsay and whatever infographics/youtuber videos they see.
Anonymous No.542667718
>>542667462
She would still be my wife we'd just have a nice country house instead of a fancy city apartment
Anonymous No.542667721
> Waiting for SMaru
I guess I'll train some parents meanwhile
Anonymous No.542667726 >>542667819
RIP to anyone matched with me for finals. I'll lose to a Smart Falcon
Anonymous No.542667767
>my rank B Seiun Sky is winning in A grade
Damn if I had done open grade she would be raping for sure
Anonymous No.542667819
>>542667726
What if you see S Maru?
Anonymous No.542667843
>>542666403
seeing stuff like this really makes me wish we had in-game skill details.
Like how "toward the front" sometimes includes 1st but usually won't.
Anonymous No.542667848
Good rolls will come to you but only if you respond to this post with a better recital of the Shiraoki chant than Taiki Shuttle's.
Anonymous No.542667851
>>542667705
If i see a summer maruzensky in my finals lobby I will delete my whole veteran box.
Anonymous No.542667876
>>542667481
I just copy the first uma that gets posted /here/ when the cm gets close, I got no idea what the skill do or what stats are required
t. pace pasa user
Anonymous No.542667882 >>542667951 >>542668032 >>542668139
REDDIT SPY HERE
>they're fighting about pulls and gibs again
>hoyo chattel complaining about needing to save
>some fags trying to refute doomposters with numbers, charts, and stats
>BAfags bringing their game up and talking about le loss in player numbers
REDDIT SPY, OUT!
Anonymous No.542667893 >>542668909
Veinte Minutos
Anonymous No.542667917 >>542668042 >>542668394
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.542667934 >>542668196
What Stam/Guts do you need to hit 601/301 on great mood? What % boost does great mood apply?
Anonymous No.542667945
>>542660795
Umamusume is a luck game.
Anonymous No.542667949
Anonymous No.542667951
>>542667882
wow thanks man i really wanted to know what redditors were doing
Anonymous No.542667993
>>542661676
Bless me Shiraoki sama
Anonymous No.542668009
I really like this fatty
Anonymous No.542668032
>>542667882
This is funnier on /vt/ where there's tribalism
Anonymous No.542668042
>>542667917
Aww okay..
Anonymous No.542668050 >>542668387
>>542667021
Aw thanks
Anonymous No.542668071 >>542668165
Anonymous No.542668086 >>542668269
lol are the jannies really choosing to crack down on /v/ uma threads 10 minutes before the biggest banner drops?
Anonymous No.542668138
whatever retard said red-shift was bad for CM3 should be culled
Anonymous No.542668139
>>542667882
I think you're just a redditor, anon. Not a spy.
Anonymous No.542668140
What's up with fanart or comics always depicting top gun with big tits?

Even cunny-friendly artists sometimes do it
Anonymous No.542668160
>>542667481
Most of the popular Youtubers don't know how skills work. How the fuck would the average casual know?
Anonymous No.542668165
>>542668071
STOP EATING SO FUCKING MUCH
Anonymous No.542668196
>>542667934
Great Mood is a 1.04 multipier

You need 578/290 to hit the thresholds at great mood
Anonymous No.542668269 >>542668412 >>542668442 >>542668527 >>542668774 >>542669104
>>542668086
they've been deleting them for months, because it's a game that has its own general on /vg/ so the /v/irgins should be posting here. this is the containment board.
Anonymous No.542668272
2 more minutes until there's only 2 more minutes until there's only 2 more minutes until there's only 2 more minutes until there's only 2 more minutes until there's only 2 more minutes until there's only 2 more minutes for Summer Maru
Anonymous No.542668296
>>542667481
If it works for the distance my horse is good at or is optimal for her style then I get it. Simple as.
Anonymous No.542668370 >>542668478 >>542668545 >>542668679 >>542669179
>Frontrunners are dogshit IRL
>Cygames makes them unstoppable ingame
Why did they go with this unbalanced garbage meta? You either run front or you lose
IRL a pace chaser rapes frontkeks and late surgers are even bigger beasts
Anonymous No.542668387 >>542668634
>>542668050
no problem bwo i wanted to make sure you felt seen since you got no (you)s
Anonymous No.542668394
>>542667917
doto would say this
Anonymous No.542668412
>>542668269
>so the /v/irgins should be posting here
GROSS
Anonymous No.542668414 >>542668670
You know whats the funny part.
A lot of people are going to be rolling for Swimsuit Maruzensky without having the proper parents and cards to fully use her just because she is super hot and everyone is saying she is god tier.

So the result will be a fuckton of mediocre SMarus hitting the Round 3 finals without groundwork or the green skills to set it up (SMARU HAS NO GREEN INNATES)

It's going to be quite the shitshow.
Anonymous No.542668442 >>542668537
>>542668269
we both know that's not true tho. Quite a few generals exist there.
Anonymous No.542668459
Shiraoki-sama I have 210 uma rolls right now, will I roll Maru in 10 and keep my funds safe for Riko/Rice, XOguri, and VBourbon?
Anonymous No.542668462 >>542668656 >>542668664
>get Brian with 1 10 pull
>get Seiun with 2 10 pulls
>get Kiseki with 1 10 pull
I think I'm all outta luck, I'm going to get fucked aren't I?
Anonymous No.542668478
>>542668370
>unstoppable
You're just not trying hard enough.
Anonymous No.542668485
Anonymous No.542668527 >>542670217
>>542668269
At this point /v/ is the containment board since it's been broken up 7 times into boards that actually talk about video games
Anonymous No.542668535
>>542667481
I didn't even know groundwork existed until Seiun Sky
Anonymous No.542668537 >>542668704 >>542668757
>>542668442
which ones? i dont spend a ton of time on /v/ tbf
Anonymous No.542668545 >>542668720
>>542668370
the hag frontraped everyone irl though
Anonymous No.542668565
Almost time to blow all oiur loads for Maruzen GOOOOOOOOO GET LUCKY
Anonymous No.542668572
GAME?
Anonymous No.542668581 >>542668739 >>542668837
tell me why I shouldn't save for xmas oguri and valentine bourbon instead of rolling summer maru
Anonymous No.542668616
>>542662325
>this cm is cancer
Correct.
Anonymous No.542668634
>>542668387
It's okay real heroes don't need (you)s I wanted some anyway though
Anonymous No.542668656
>>542668462
it's time to pay
Anonymous No.542668664
>>542668462
f2ps get boosted luck on their account so they keep playing. Paypiggies get a luck nerf because Cyjews knows that they will pay money to spark.
If you're f2p you'll be fine.
Anonymous No.542668670
>>542668414
Don't care, still pulling because sexy hag
Anonymous No.542668679
>>542668370
You would complain about meta regardless of how much it reflects real life.
>why are end closers meta? Everyone just wants to stay at the back itโ€™s so boring
>why is this card meta? There shouldnโ€™t be a steongest skill
>why isnโ€™t everything exactly equal all the time
Just shut up.
Anonymous No.542668685 >>542668793
Shiraoki-sama, I'm not rolling for the hag so just put my luck on rollover for next time
Anonymous No.542668689 >>542669515
I will throw one (1) 10-roll and if I dont get her I'll cry___
Anonymous No.542668704
>>542668537
They have a permanent ai thread for starters
Anonymous No.542668713
Ten minutes until I brick my account.
Anonymous No.542668720
>>542668545
Yeah on mile and sprints, she didn't win a single medium G1 because frontkeks can't run medium IRL
Yet cygames made them unstoppable at any distance
Medium races should be the pace chads playground
Anonymous No.542668721
>>542667481
skills? what is that? i just choose the coolest looking little squares and clap when my honse glows in the race
Anonymous No.542668739
>>542668581
You can buy xoguri

You absolutely should roll for bourbon because not only is she strong she is genuinely the easiest character in the entire game to build
Anonymous No.542668754
>>542667481
to be fair some are bullshit. Like groundworks goes triggers from early skills then some early skills are outside the window
Anonymous No.542668757
>>542668537
FE Genshin Dalle3 Morrowind Kotor ME D*ltar*ne drawthread BA hgames weg FridayNight SaturdayNight Fatlus Trails the list goes on.
Anonymous No.542668774 >>542668923
>>542668269
Hmm yes generals I'm sure the AI sloppa general will be deleted any day now right?
Anonymous No.542668793 >>542669083
>>542668685
who are your rolling for?
Anonymous No.542668796
a mere 10 minutes
Anonymous No.542668805 >>542669000
>>542666403
Anon, Red Shift is bad for front runners in this CM. (Next CM it will good for all styles however.) They are guaranteed to activate it too early. It only works for late end (and maybe Pace if the lobby is full of fronts) in this CM because they wont take 5th until its time to activate it, and even then its a gamble due to how tight the activation window is. If your Front somehow activates Red shift at the correct time for it to not be wasted in Cancer, then they have already lost the race and an optimally timed Red Shift activation will NOT be enough to save them.

Triumphant pulse could theoretically be useful for a front if they are about to lose by a half a length or less. However this scenario is too rare to waste the SP on. ESPECIALLY now that we are in the AngSche meta the chances of a front getting any value out of Triumphant Pulse is virtually 0.

Emperor's Might is absolute garbage for Fronts. Only Ends and Lates want this. You should feel embarrassed to have put this on a front. Did you even read the skill description?

Also, no groundwork lmao.
Anonymous No.542668814 >>542669085
Anonymous No.542668817
>>542667481
this is the face of the average uma musume player
Anonymous No.542668837
>>542668581
you should get all 3 to stay competitive
Anonymous No.542668847
I'm banking my luck on full armor matikanefukushiraokitaru
Anonymous No.542668848 >>542669042
>>542658426 (OP)
Got my first hot spring with the wife
Anonymous No.542668892
Turned out better than expected!
Anonymous No.542668909
>>542667893
that guide is so funny just has cards that aren't out for years so they just stole some jpn guide or something
Anonymous No.542668914
>>542667481
I blame skills having vague in-game descriptions and a lot of them just being shit from the outset.
Like consider how many skills you'd never take because they currently do next to nothing or would never activate in 99% of races.
Anonymous No.542668918
>>542663276
I'm surprised this doesn't have heart pupils.
Anonymous No.542668923 >>542669173
>>542668774
Every board I've been to has an AI sloppa general, it's inevitable
Anonymous No.542668931 >>542669035 >>542669190
>jarvis, load up ze reroll farm
Anonymous No.542669000 >>542669310
>>542668805
What other uniques does a Front want for Leo?
Anonymous No.542669013
good luck in finals lads
Anonymous No.542669016 >>542669136 >>542669197 >>542669278 >>542669295 >>542669334 >>542669623 >>542669715 >>542669751 >>542669923
IT IS TIME
LAST CALL

IT IS TIME
LAST CALL

IT IS TIME
LAST CALL

IT IS TIME
LAST CALL
Anonymous No.542669025
>>542666403
is this a pace seiun sky
Anonymous No.542669035
>>542668931
People actually give their account details to a streamer to have them roll??? What the fuck
Anonymous No.542669040 >>542669103
Isn't Machan kinda fat?
Anonymous No.542669042 >>542669186
>>542668848
she has already been used by me
Anonymous No.542669060
NO MORE EDGING NOW
FIVE MINUTES LEFT
Anonymous No.542669083
>>542668793
Doto.
Anonymous No.542669085 >>542669517
>>542668814
Can a Latinx brxther translate
Anonymous No.542669103
>>542669040
>kinda
Anonymous No.542669104
>>542668269
You say this as if the poojeets haven't kept up a permanent general of DALL E bowser fucking peach imagesets
Anonymous No.542669136
>>542669016
Give me mommy milkers or give me death
Anonymous No.542669140 >>542669218 >>542669251
>2/4 wins
This is my last chance. I need your energy.
Anonymous No.542669173
>>542668923
there needs to be a gacha general. 4 hours to fall off the board is too fast.
Anonymous No.542669179
>>542668370
they have the highest average win rate at high level but far from unstoppable and even that is like 34% in the worst times (with 3 fronts)
Anonymous No.542669186
>>542669042
She has been used by everyone, sometimes twice.
Anonymous No.542669190
>>542668931
>just reroll for everything bro
no wonder so many normalfags feel lost all the time
Anonymous No.542669197
>>542669016
GIVE ME MOMMY MILKERS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Anonymous No.542669218 >>542669329
>>542669140
>waiting until the last minute
bwo...
Anonymous No.542669245 >>542669389
Which one is less shit for group A finals? I used the mile S one to get here but I'm starting to doubt, help me /uma/!!
Anonymous No.542669248
Five minutes until I brick my account.
Anonymous No.542669251
>>542669140
get in so i can crush you in the finals.
Anonymous No.542669253
>>542666403
Trainer issue.
Anonymous No.542669262
5 minutes, in 5 minutes the carrat economy will crash
Anonymous No.542669275
the great brickening in t-5
Anonymous No.542669278
>>542669016
mommy
Anonymous No.542669295
>>542669016
GIVE ME MOMMY MILKERS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Anonymous No.542669306
Is 62.6% wr good considering I'm not using a front runner?
Anonymous No.542669307
Anonymous No.542669310
>>542669000
Not many, lights of vaudeville is the only one thats better than just buying a regular velocity skill. otherwise consider duty of dignity calls, and even view from the lead is mine but they aren't mandatory by any means.
Anonymous No.542669329 >>542669469
>>542669218
You race against bots that are built awfully if you race last minute. It's a free 5/5 almost every time
Anonymous No.542669334
>>542669016
GIVE ME MOMMY MILKERS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Anonymous No.542669337
What it is, /uma/! We're square biz that the stone fox is the bomb, right? All the jive turkeys give her the hairy eyeball cuz she's so fab. Now don't be a bogart and close the shades. This brick house is down with going around. She's stoked to boogie down with a casanova at her pad. Aww sooky sooky!
Anonymous No.542669341
>>542666403
tazuna revoke this anon's trainer license immediately
Anonymous No.542669370
You can roll summer maru but know there is no escape as christmas arrives
Anonymous No.542669389
>>542669245
either left or middle, both are decent
Anonymous No.542669408
I lose to Duty of Dignity call witchecks 100% of the time. If it procs, I win. If it doesn't, I lose. Fucking sucks lads.
Anonymous No.542669410
Are you guys really gonna grind for 12 hours...
Anonymous No.542669417 >>542669872
I'm skipping the hag for Doto
Anonymous No.542669447
ARE YOU READY FOR SUMMER SPE?
Anonymous No.542669469
>>542669329
>t. gaslight dancer
Anonymous No.542669475
anyone that has ever bitched about shart falcon being impossible to catch will now get to experience bikini hag and the impossibility of attaining first if she is on the field.

good luck you frontrunning metacucks. you get to kill one another for angling as i simply gamble past you.
Anonymous No.542669479
Three minutes until I brick my account.
Anonymous No.542669501
I donโ€™t have the carats to roll, good luck bwos
Anonymous No.542669515
>>542668689
Tickezo, just ask Taishin for one of her google play cards
Anonymous No.542669517 >>542669715
>>542669085
>look bro you can only choose one, eating or being the num-
>eating
>calm down bro you didn't let me finish what I was trying to say
>eating
>what's wrong with you bro
>Rudolf is overrated
hope it helped
Anonymous No.542669519
If you started reading this you won't get the summer hag
Anonymous No.542669548 >>542669671 >>542669676 >>542669794 >>542670054 >>542670223
Hilarious how many of you cucks are about to brick your accounts.
Anonymous No.542669584
UUUUWOOOOOOOOOOOOH

IM PULLAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Anonymous No.542669623
>>542669016
GIVE ME MOMMY MILKERS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Anonymous No.542669642
GIVE ME MOMMY MILKERS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Anonymous No.542669653
7 and we all get Summer Special Week
Anonymous No.542669671
>>542669548
my accounts been hacked and has 1 million karats i'll be fine
Anonymous No.542669676
>>542669548
Brick this.
Anonymous No.542669681
>all these negroids that won't be able to bring summer maru's true potential wasting their carats
thanks for the easy w in the future
Anonymous No.542669682
>>542664263
LongAwaited LuckComes
Anonymous No.542669697
I'm only going to need 1 pull. It's Cygames' apology for fucking me over in this CM with that one bullshit loss that cost me A finals.
Anonymous No.542669698
hmmmmmmm
nyo, shan't pull for the hag
sorry! haha
Anonymous No.542669715
>>542669517
Thanks anon
>>542669016
GIVE ME MOMMY MILKERS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Anonymous No.542669716 >>542669782
>go to post matikanefukukitaru screaming webm
>error: duplicate file exists
>go to post my other matikanefukukitaru screaming webm
>error: duplicate file exists
Anonymous No.542669727
Any final words?
Anonymous No.542669734
Remember that if you have an uma that gets lots of borrows for fronts, it is your moral obligation to swap her out for a fake mimic that looks just like your uma but lacks groundwork and many other essential skills. This is mandatory for winning finals.
Anonymous No.542669740
DO NOT REPLY TO THE MOMMY MILKERS ANON, HE IS SIPHONING PEOPLES LUCK
Anonymous No.542669751
>>542669016
GIVE ME MOMMY MILKERS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Anonymous No.542669771
I will get her in 50 rolls or less
Anonymous No.542669775 >>542669925
DOT STATUS?
Anonymous No.542669782
>>542669716
Anonymous No.542669784 >>542669925
dot status?????
Anonymous No.542669786
evens - summer maru
odds - buy trickcal packs
Anonymous No.542669790
seconds left, non front cuck sisters wtf are we gonna do?
Anonymous No.542669794
>>542669548
NNNOOOOO YOU NEED TO PULL FOR RIKOOOOOO
Anonymous No.542669805
It's time to brick my account.
Anonymous No.542669806
IT'S A NEW DAY!
Anonymous No.542669820 >>542670198
holy shit is this story race winnable or does this mihono bourbon just have a gazillion points in every stat
Anonymous No.542669840
it has begun.
Anonymous No.542669843 >>542670137
Blow your loads!! NOOOOOW!
Anonymous No.542669869
>doxogenesis is bricked
its over...
Anonymous No.542669872 >>542670038
>>542669417
All these people scrambling for the summer hag, meanwhile this time next week I will be taking a nap on Doto's tits.
Anonymous No.542669910
I'm gonna do it bwos... I'm gonna use a single free ticket on Summer Hag and if I don't get her I will uninstall
Anonymous No.542669918
ALREADY REGISTERED MY TEAM FOR GROUP A FINALS. That's what we were waiting for, right? Right?
Anonymous No.542669923
>>542669016
GIVE ME MOMMY MILKERS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Anonymous No.542669925
>>542669784
>>542669775
IT'S GREEN DON'T PULL
Anonymous No.542669926
BWAHAHAHAHAA

GOT HER ASS IN MY FIRST TEN PULL
Anonymous No.542669991
SHIRAOKI SAMA
Anonymous No.542670004
LET ME IN AIIEEEE
Anonymous No.542670009
first try
Anonymous No.542670013
CYGAMES SAVE ME
Anonymous No.542670014
LET ME IN STOP GIVING ME CORRECTION ERROR
Anonymous No.542670015
>conneection error 390
Th-thanks steam.
Anonymous No.542670021
>error
Server crashed lmao
Anonymous No.542670038
>>542669872
based Doto enjoyer
Anonymous No.542670049
30 ROLLS LETS GOOO BABBYY!!!!!
Anonymous No.542670054
>>542669548
>liking huge titty hags in beautiful swimsuits
>"cucks"
Your priorities are fucked
Anonymous No.542670070
>>542663234
Huge raw stat total + big amount of gold skills.
C/B/A/S rating is just a score, not an actual measure of performance.
Although that build must give amazing results in TT if he made 3 of those and reached above 800k.
Anonymous No.542670074
holy connection error the SEA farms are on full force
Anonymous No.542670079 >>542670224
easy as
Anonymous No.542670089 >>542670296 >>542670879
THAT'S THE WRONG FUCKING HORSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.542670107
>they aren't in
Anonymous No.542670109
It's tiime to flush your carats down the drain you metapiggies! Remember, no refunds!
Anonymous No.542670110
GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN I JUST NEEDED 2 MORE MINUTES. DO YOUR MAINTENANCE SOME OTHER TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.542670117 >>542670347
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.542670119
This isn't a swimsuit but I am even happier
Anonymous No.542670129
when will you fools remember the steam maintenance time
Anonymous No.542670134
>people claiming they got it while everyone cant even login
lul
Anonymous No.542670137
>>542669843
Thumbnail looked like a huge oiled-up pregnant belly
Anonymous No.542670145
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.542670153
fuck
Anonymous No.542670162
heh I guess I can grab Riko now
Anonymous No.542670186
30 pulls bros, hows yours going
Anonymous No.542670192
>there are people who are going to dump 200 pulls
Anonymous No.542670198
>>542669820
I think I've won this one a couple times, but not very often
Anonymous No.542670206
FUCKING CHINKS AND THEIR AUTOBOT TO SELL ACCOUNTS AGAIN AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.542670217
>>542668527
that's bullshit but I believe it
Anonymous No.542670223
>>542669548
I ALWAYS BELIEVED AND LOVE HAGS AND HUGE TITS HAHAHA
I would have rolled anyways though meta or not
Anonymous No.542670224
>>542670079
>the cyjews intern is still baiting /uma/ into breaking discipline and blowing their carats
you will not fool me.
Anonymous No.542670228
>all these specials
DO NOT ROLL

SHIRAOKI HAS ABANDONED THIS THREAD
Anonymous No.542670235
suck my dick bounce on it
Anonymous No.542670237 >>542670519
NOTORIOUS COMMUNIST NIGGER BOTNETS ARE DDOSING THE STEAM SERVERS IN AN ATTEMPT TO STOP ME FROM ACQUIRING
MY DEAR WIFE
I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN AND I WILL-
>it's connecting
DONATE A 10 PULL OR EVEN A TYPEWRITER TO ME
Anonymous No.542670246
safe
Anonymous No.542670249
ITS.
THAT.
EASY.
Anonymous No.542670267
wtf you aren't maruzensky
Anonymous No.542670268
Anonymous No.542670271
>Spooked by Hishiama
FUCK YOUUUUUUU
Anonymous No.542670275
FUCK OFF SPECHUD
Anonymous No.542670283
I only have 13k. Dare I pull? What if I miss?
Anonymous No.542670296
>>542670089
Anonymous No.542670325
>40 rolls
THANK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous No.542670347 >>542670454
>>542670117
U;IAS.DGFAKL;USJUDGHFIAUSODLFUGKHASDUIYFPKJ
Anonymous No.542670361
o-okay just give me the second most useful horse then...
Anonymous No.542670378
who else first 10 pulls?
Anonymous No.542670380
Good luck to everyone with your pulls!
Anonymous No.542670382
>reroll bots slamming Steam
Anonymous No.542670384
HOT PERIOD HOT PERIOD
Anonymous No.542670405
Didn't get the chud unfortunately
Anonymous No.542670407 >>542670472 >>542670487
DAMAGE REPORT

90 ROLLS

SUMMER SPE (new)
MCQUEEN x 2 (FUCK YOU)
SMARTO FALCON (new)
SUMMER HAG (new)


FUCK
YEAHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.542670435
I love my umadacchis
Anonymous No.542670441
Hell yeah first pull so ez
Anonymous No.542670446
Born under a star, I meant it.
Anonymous No.542670449 >>542671381
hmm...do i go all the way to 200 or no point?
Anonymous No.542670454
>>542670347
>141 pulls
This is my nightmare
Anonymous No.542670457
80 rolls in up to 2x spechud im fucking suicidal
Anonymous No.542670472
>>542670407
Yeah, Iโ€™ll never be this lucky in this game again. The 5*s just never stopped coming
Anonymous No.542670487
>>542670407
Jakuza will harvest me for lucky charms
Anonymous No.542670496
I LOVE YOU, DIRECTOR-SAMA.
Anonymous No.542670497
And we're off to the races! Only needed 20 pulls with carats, first 10 with tickets.
Anonymous No.542670501
>he stopped at 3 star
Anonymous No.542670514
steamumadachis suffering
Anonymous No.542670519
WRONG ONE BUT I'LL TAKE HER >>542670237
Anonymous No.542670528 >>542670826
>first ten roll
>regular maru dupe
>biwa, opera, fantasy grass wonder
>158 rolls and no rateup
I'm uninstalling
Anonymous No.542670534
3 summer spe, fuck you cygames...
had to spark, account bricked
Anonymous No.542670557 >>542671036
>another story event
Anonymous No.542670567
Good enough I guess - above average - but no other 3* in 53 pulls kind of sucked.
Anonymous No.542670568
>2x Spe
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN FUCK
Anonymous No.542670578
lol
Anonymous No.542670581 >>542670674 >>542670742
FiRST FUCKING PULL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.542670605
WRONG HORSE! WRONG HORSE!
Anonymous No.542670610
I wanted fucking Spe, not this shitty hag but I'm already too deep
Anonymous No.542670624
LETS FUCKING GO BROS

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
Anonymous No.542670630 >>542671235
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
NOT SPECHUD HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.542670631 >>542670676
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF PLASTIC BEACH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGM8BMqBcTo
Anonymous No.542670637
>my only 5* in 100+ rolls
I'm going to build the most cancerous Top Cunt ever
Anonymous No.542670646
90 rolls!
Could have been much better, but also could have been much worse...
Anonymous No.542670674
>>542670581
this nigga watching vtubers on his phone L O L
Anonymous No.542670675
hehehehehe
Anonymous No.542670676
>>542670631
explode
Anonymous No.542670709
IM TOO SCARED TO PULL. I DONT HAVE 30K CARATS. I CANT DO THIS.
Anonymous No.542670715
im closing the thread see you fucking piece of shit luckfags in the finals
Anonymous No.542670732 >>542670798
Hahaha...
Anonymous No.542670742
>>542670581
FUCKING DIE
Anonymous No.542670751 >>542670941 >>542671010 >>542671072 >>542671129 >>542672796 >>542672947 >>542673161 >>542677989
You were told to skip summer maru and roll Rice/Riko... why aren't you listening
Anonymous No.542670752
Time to kms
Anonymous No.542670757
WE ALL DID IT
THE UNITY OF ALL OUR HOT LOADS FOR MARUMARU
Anonymous No.542670759
>pity
I actually want to quit even though I just spent $70 to get her.
Anonymous No.542670762
I'm going to buy the 70 dollar pack
Anonymous No.542670778 >>542671002
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I actually wanted special week over maru becase im a late main
Anonymous No.542670780
i did it bwos
Anonymous No.542670781 >>542671026
I got 10k carrots and 500 paid, first spin, lets go
Anonymous No.542670784
Fuck off game, lmao.
Anonymous No.542670787
NOOOO
Anonymous No.542670796
Iโ€™m saving for Riko, my card pool is pretty bad outside of 3LB Kitasan
Anonymous No.542670798
>>542670732
Didn't even get any spooks either...
Anonymous No.542670801
Got both in 170 pulls. I'm ruined.
Anonymous No.542670804
ROLL NOW OR YOUR ACCOUNT IS BRICKED
Anonymous No.542670823
FUCK YOU SPECIAL CHUD
Anonymous No.542670826 >>542670958
>>542670528
the brickening claims another...
Anonymous No.542670838
>base spe
>biwa
>smaru
>50 rolls
And here I was thinking about dropping the game
Anonymous No.542670839
SHE'S IN
Anonymous No.542670842
HAGBROS
WE
ARE
SO
FUCKING
BACK
Anonymous No.542670845
>game takes way too much of my time.
>shitty offrates
so long fellas. uninstalled today
Anonymous No.542670850
Wait this might be bad actually
Anonymous No.542670858
4 ssrs in 110 pulls
3 were dupes
1 summer maru

the shit fucking game spoiled it for me when it had to download resources for half a second
Anonymous No.542670859
I'm not rolling till Doto anyway.
Anonymous No.542670862
It's over
Anonymous No.542670872
Damage is 91 rolls and I got:
>Summer Spe (new)
>Oguri (new)
>McQueen (new)
>Summer Maru (new)
It's a lot of rolls but for what I got in addition to the Maru I'm very happy.
Anonymous No.542670879
>>542670089
I hate you. I told myself I'd stop after Smaru. Didn't get Spechud first.
Anonymous No.542670894
not good not bad
Anonymous No.542670895 >>542671141
*yawn* call me when it's Neicha alt day
Anonymous No.542670896
THANK GOD IT'S NOT SPECHUD AAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.542670918
WRONG HAG WRONG HAG
Anonymous No.542670939 >>542671247
>old maru
>dupe
why does cygames hate me
Anonymous No.542670940
MY FIRST DOUBLE
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.542670941
>>542670751
just be lucky lol
I used only 7 tickets and got her
Anonymous No.542670957
>20โ‚ฌ
Anonymous No.542670958
>>542670826
This game is for faggots. I've just been playing this as I wait for the next Zenless patch to drop. I hope these devs get aids and have their graves destroyed by muslims hindus and niggers.
Anonymous No.542670963
Spechud scales better than S.Maru, she literally can't use her speed card...
Anonymous No.542670975 >>542671293
I think I used up my luck.
Anonymous No.542670976 >>542671267
I got her, but I kinda wanted Spe too... not sure If I should keep rolling...
Anonymous No.542670987
>>542667481
Why would I buy groundwork bro I already know the ground works otherwise otherwise my umas would noclip through the track.
Anonymous No.542671001 >>542672291
only reply to me if you're a luckGOD
Anonymous No.542671002
>>542670778
Same, I main late surgers and I just got Summer Spe on in 24 pulls (used some tickets). I'm pretty happy, considering just stopping there and not bothering getting SMaru. Is that crazy?
Anonymous No.542671004 >>542671113
NO GOD! NO! GOD! PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO!
Anonymous No.542671010
>>542670751
but I'm skipping both
Anonymous No.542671025
I've gotten 0 rate up SSR or 3* in 600 pulls in this game. Not counting pity of course
Anonymous No.542671026
>>542670781
got both in 40 spins!!!
Anonymous No.542671030
I only have 4k carats now.
I'm never going to be able to save up for another pity with this fucking release schedule and the miniscule amount of gibs we get.
Anonymous No.542671032
SPECHUD!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.542671035
>110 rolls before getting SMaru
>Spooked by dirt falcon, hishi, anime teio, and anime makween

At least I didn't have to spark? I'm flat fucking broke now though
Anonymous No.542671036
>>542670557
there's one every month catbro
Anonymous No.542671039
I got them both in 60 rolls
I won
Anonymous No.542671042
Hey guys I got her!!
Anonymous No.542671047
>they're all rolling summer maru
So much for my oshi's
Anonymous No.542671051
Spechan is CUTE
Anonymous No.542671053
12 HOURS TO MAKE SMARU FOR ROUND 3
ONLY 3 BORROWS

GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
Anonymous No.542671061
What
Anonymous No.542671064
Got a little bit of a lot of summer racist dupes
Anonymous No.542671072
>>542670751
as someone who hasn't rolled yet, why the rice/riko banner?
Anonymous No.542671084
HOT PERIOD HOT PERIOD HOT PERIOD
HOT PERIOD
HOT PERIOD
HOT PERIOD
HOT PERIOD HOT PERIOD HOT PERIOD
Anonymous No.542671109
>Use 6 tickets
>Don't get summer maru
Why don't I deserve nice things for almost no cost to myself... it's so unfair that everyone gets the shiny new toy and I don't...

finally snagging an air groove is nice but still
Anonymous No.542671113
>>542671004
SPIN THE FUCKING WHEEL
Anonymous No.542671129
>>542670751
I'm uninstalling since this game is ran by jews and takes 3 months just to get enough to almost spark something.
Anonymous No.542671130
>1 daily roll
>tickezo
no hag for me then
Anonymous No.542671131 >>542671438
what are the odds on pulling smaru?
Anonymous No.542671138
GET OUT OF HERE TEIO
Anonymous No.542671141 >>542671239
>>542670895
literally who
Anonymous No.542671156
LET'S GOOO
Anonymous No.542671157
>180 pulls
Fine, whatever, the deed is done
Anonymous No.542671162
>>542671128
>>542671128
>>542671128
Anonymous No.542671176
boy have i got something for you torena!
Anonymous No.542671182 >>542671401
you're fucking kidding me
Anonymous No.542671209
It's okay anon, you can swipe all you want and no one will judge. Go ahead, your bikini hag is waiting for you~
Anonymous No.542671212
Just in the slight chance people still don't know, alts just changes the 3 costume events for the character, it's not a different career mode.
Anonymous No.542671221
Very nice, I still get to keep my spark for Riko banner after all.
Anonymous No.542671235
>>542670630
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP THIS
THIS IS NOT FUNNY WTF
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS WTF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.542671239
>>542671141
this dude
Anonymous No.542671247
>>542670939
we're so fucking back
Anonymous No.542671267
>>542670976
Did another pull, no luck.
Anonymous No.542671293
>>542670975
Or never mind then I guess I had a second horseshoe lodged up my ass lmao
Anonymous No.542671372
I don't have carats but i really need Gold City
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.542671381
>>542670449
This is something I'm still trying to decide before I start pulling. I know I dont want to spend 200 so I'm trying to decide how many I will allow myself to spend before I pull.
Anonymous No.542671401
>>542671182
>
Anonymous No.542671421
YESSSSSSS
>spooked by Suzuka
>spooked by summer maru
Anonymous No.542671430
I'm seriously not gonna pull either of them befor the spark. Just. Wow.

I should uninstall.
Anonymous No.542671438 >>542671579
>>542671131
0.75%
Anonymous No.542671449
This post could have been a gacha result image
Anonymous No.542671474
so is summer maru like op or something or is she just hot
Anonymous No.542671543
Im 80 pulls in its OVER
Anonymous No.542671579
>>542671438
that is fucking criminal lol especially with no longterm real pity system
Anonymous No.542671630
It's just that easy
Anonymous No.542671632 >>542671915 >>542671941 >>542671945 >>542672141
what was the best carat / $ ratio pack again?
the 2500 one?
Anonymous No.542671635 >>542671905
>351 pulls so far
>nothing
yes I will buy her but I'm getting scammed by these japs in real time
Anonymous No.542671641
>>542658571
holy fuck, how did you even finish the career?
Anonymous No.542671781 >>542672087 >>542681130
>no hishi
>no rudolph
>no summer spe
>no summer maru
Fuck this game so much. I've now gotten a measly 4 3* in 300 total rolls. Beyond shit luck.
Anonymous No.542671847 >>542675580 >>542677618 >>542680682
>sea of summer jeets metafags
>nobody will notice the new sweet Doto in the lobby
Anonymous No.542671874
50โ‚ฌ well spent
Anonymous No.542671905
>>542671635
ex-fucking-scuse you?
Anonymous No.542671908 >>542672114
What the fuck is this card
Anonymous No.542671915
>>542671632
2500 is the best if you buy packages without any bonus
Anonymous No.542671941
>>542671632
Yes
Anonymous No.542671945
>>542671632
that is one hell of an image my guy
Anonymous No.542672087 >>542672184
>>542671781
>he rolled 300 times on this banner
unironically bricked
Anonymous No.542672114
>>542671908
which card is that?
Anonymous No.542672141
>>542671632
What compelled you to post that picture?
Anonymous No.542672168 >>542672251 >>542672330 >>542672462
>363 files
did they up the image limit?
Anonymous No.542672184
I was prepared to spark s.maru but still fucking blows getting just 3 other umas

>>542672087
I'm counting previous rolls, not this baner. I'm only sparking maru. Salty af i didn't get either during the pulls
Anonymous No.542672251
>>542672168
WTF CUTE NEICHA HACKER
Anonymous No.542672291 >>542672368
decided to roll on gold city banner after getting this >>542671001
got her in 80 plus seiun
and also got smart falcon and oguri before this, both of which I didn't have yet
and STILL have 30k
feels good being a luckCHAD
Anonymous No.542672330
>>542672168
no. now shut up and get into the gooner op posted above.
Anonymous No.542672365
Do I need Summer Maru?
Anonymous No.542672368
>>542672291
hope you trip and die
Anonymous No.542672443
>12 hour registration for CM finals
Anonymous No.542672462
>>542672168
Itโ€™s 375, been that way for a while now
Anonymous No.542672518
Its over
I bricked
110 rolls for special needs and a dupe
Anonymous No.542672658
I will not fall for the hag propaganda. I trust Golshi
Anonymous No.542672796
>>542670751
I'm skipping all that shit for Eishin Flash
Anonymous No.542672947 >>542673492
>>542670751
Even if that was true (its not) it would still be worth it to do at least 20 pulls just for a shot at it.
Anonymous No.542673028
>Still no Bourbon
>Still no Taishin
>Still no Taiki
>Still no Sky
>34 stars away from just getting pity McQueen
I have 16k carrots but I'll just save for a good support card banner so I can LB some SR cards I desperately need.
Anonymous No.542673061 >>542673170
60 rolls, no Maru, duplicate falcon... Its over....
Anonymous No.542673161
>>542670751
Jokes on you, I just got 4 3 star umas including both summer umas in 31 pulls.
Anonymous No.542673170
>>542673061
you rolled the best uma thoughever
Anonymous No.542673223
It took me 150 pulls but I got (new) Taiki Shuttle, Silence Suzuka and Narita Taishin on the way. I'm not pleased but I was hoping for an opportunity to get some horses I skipped and these are actually good. I was a bit salty about skipping Taishin already so good on me i guess.
Anonymous No.542673492
>>542672947
Anonymous No.542675580
>>542671847
i WILL be pulling this cat instead of that hag
Anonymous No.542677618
>>542671847
Doto Rape.
Anonymous No.542677989
>>542670751
I'm rolling both
Anonymous No.542680682
>>542671847
Rise and Shine sweet Doto
Anonymous No.542680892
I can't tell. How good is this event card? Its skills are scattered around several distances and strategies, but the training effects look decent. Is it actually better than SRs like Helios, Ryan, and Nishino flower for raw power? Or can I finally cleet one of these welfare cards for free pulls?
Anonymous No.542681130
>>542671781
That's why you only roll on banners you can and are willing to spend 30k on.