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>Global Game News
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1
Current Rate Up: Meisho Doto (3*), Eishin Flash (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m
11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 2
11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3
11/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
New Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: [YouTube] 【ウマ娘 プリティーダービー】CM「あったけ~」篇 (embed)

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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teio

Danchou I did 1m today, are you proud of me?

>eishin thread stolen by a boyfaggot
abort your rolls
bad luck is on the way

>>544692482
boys>autists (germans)

I think all umas (yes, even the flat ones with short hair) are cute

Digitan LOVE

To everybody rolling, take this.

You better not open this until tomorrow

Are you ready for designated pulling time? You are going to pull her within the first 5 minutes right on schedule, right?

>>544692816
Bad pulls and failed trainings came to me anyways.

Stop posting Flash's massive frau b00bs!! I don't have the funds to roll for her aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA

Around how many carrats do f2pfags get monthly? Assuming class 6, A club and group A finalist

>no point in doing ace runs with unity cup around the corner
>no point in doing fan runs with november in 2 days
>no point in doing parents runs since you have to be a retarded masochist to even bother
What do /uma/?

i WILL be skipping eishin flash
i WILL be saving for hishi akebono
thats all

may this big breasted beauty be in your near future

>>544692816
Thank you Matikanefukukitaru..

So who owns Chrono? And what will you do with Anon's data?

>>544692975
>>no point in doing fan runs with november in 2 days
idk about your club but literally mine dropped like 20 spots since yesterday and we're on the brink of getting pushed down to the next grade

uwwaaahhhg fenoMANo
https://fxtwitter.com/ymdam02/status/1983849940314149367

>>544692482
thread will be full by pull time

>>544692975
become a retarded masochist

>>544692962
not counting event and gibs? probably 7k

>>544692975
grind fans on your oshi for 10m fans title

I'm planning to dump 200 pulls on Nice Nature in 10 mins and whaling for 100 pulls using the carat sale on Riko to get to 200 pulls total on her

>>544693154
>grind fans on your oshi for 10m fans title
if you dont at LEAST have the fan club title by this point, is she even your oshi?

>>544693095
Chrono Genesis herself
She will be assigning every Anon an uma wife based on the data she's collected

Did you know? She's an expert at using up leftovers in the fridge.

>>544692816
thank you I feel full armor

>>544693246
My oshi would be disappointed at me if I wasted my time grinding stupid titles instead of making more parents.

5 minutes for retards to brick their account

>>544692816
SHIRAOKI SAMA, I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>544693242
>the carat sale
there'll be a sale on carats for the anni?

I WILL be Eishin Flashed
I WILL be smothered by heavy, sweaty german boobs

>>544693242
neigha you need to put at least 400 on natie card is literally worthless if not mlb

>Eishin Flash also does the kneel in one of her victory animations
Based cygames

>>544693242
Carat sale???

>>544693119
more like Fenocutieo!

>>544692838
AAIIEEEEEE

>>544693462
whats the difference between 0lb and mlb nature

>>544693462
The other 200 will be on the rerun

COME TO ME MY SWEETHEART

>>544692962
I had zero carats when Seiun Sky's banner ended (18th of September) and I'm currently at 26.5k
So probably about 20k a month?

>>544693539
race bonus which is most of the value on neicha

If you roll for Eishin you are retarded. You should save to pull on VBourbon banner that also has VEishin which are both better.

If you roll for Wit Nature you are retaded because it's only usable at 3LB and not worth the investment when you can guarantee 2 good cards on the Riko banner

>>544693505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8yOsn8D52Y

>>544693660
>being gay and poor
Sad

Home

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

I will simply get eishin on the free pull

How am i supposed to train eishin for medium/long races if her growths are so weird. I don't get it.

>>544693656
>race bonus
okay i can live without this, i really want ONY

>sloptuber metafags already talking about a right and wrong way to roll.
Imagine not just rolling because the girl is cute.

Is it flash time yet?

>>544693665
her voice is deeper than mine

EISHIN FLASH IS META ROLL FOR HER NOW

>>544693530
Don't forget to hydrate, Mati!

i shall be rolling for the tits
and nice nature because i like her

What does it mean?

I curse you to spark eishin unless you post german nationalism right now.

IT'S TIME
(don't tell Danchou)

>>544693964
im doing a 10roll and thats all she gets

>>544694007
still mid tbdesu

>>544693660
>If you roll for Eishin you are retarded
Yes

BRING OUT THE SAUERKRAUT

BEST OF LUCK FLASH BROS

i bless your rolls with Hishi Amazon instead of Eishin Flash

Start a family!

I am ready.

Drinking German beer in preparation for meine Pfredfrau

>>544692830
Holy shit she's so fucking German

DO NOT ROLL
THE DOT IS RED

>>544694142
is her card any good?

>we get a free roll on furashu
wow sugoi sugoi

I won

so many anons will get raped tonight...

DO NOT FALL FOR THE GERMAN COW GASLIGHTING
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT

Who??

well i can 4 star her now i guess

commence the brickening

>>544693660
>If you roll for Eishin you are retarded. You should save to pull on VBourbon banner that also has VEishin which are both better.
Even if I roll for and get Valentine's Eishin, I'll run the original. Pits > All

>finally finish my first maruzensky career
>Really high speed, good legacy, if I could get even one speed spark it'd be great

>1* Wit :^)

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR

This isn't flash...

Leo is open

Where's nicu nature...

>>544693819
Here's a more thorough comparison. Even 1LB is fine because you get another wit bonus. Any improvements are small gains in gauge, priority, friendship bonus and TE, you really only lose out on fan/race bonus which isn't a concern until later scenarios.

We don't like Germans here.

YAY

making air groove into a mother tonight

Bwos is she good enough?

>>544694509
Nevermind she's come home.

Damn, this is the most heartbroken I've been in a while.
>780 480 570 280 260 at senior jan 1
>Inherit turf S and a few skills that make up for how dry the hints have been.
>It's no Med S but the stats are lining up so I'm excited
>Daiwa never comes
>Creek never comes
>even Kitasan never comes
>The only chain to resolve is Biko the stat stick
>Not a single training event triggers after September
The rainbows were magical, the energy flow and refund was off the hook. The only time that ever felt like a misplay was during ura finals that I wanted to hit my stam goal so I gave up a strong speed rainbow that if I just followed my monkey brain I would have finished with a slightly superior 1200 810 840 420 400
Oh well. Maybe next time.

Run it Again, Toreina-San!

Oh!

Not Eishin but still satisfy

>>544694823
EXPLODE

Racing three times in a row AND ALSO with 0 energy is mechanically, the same as either of the individual conditions, right?
Like, there isn't a "mega race fatigue" for when you stack them that has worse odds than the regular one?

>>544694823
EXPLODE

>>544694823
IMPLODE

100 pulls
not a single SSR
what the fuck is this

>>544694823
Only two more, anon! Do it!

>>544694448
Uh...

>>544694738
Pretty decent, would've preferred Gourmand/Planner but it's good enough

Uh oh bricky

>10% Power
>20% Wit
>Medium/Long
>fucking Lane Ledgermain
>unique is like Bobo and Kingu's
>no unique if you get rushed
Eishin Flash, I love your boobs but I can't justify anything more than paid daily pulls. Please promise me you'll spook me later, Fraulein.

It's so over

I got Eishin in 9 rolls. This shit's too easy

>>544694738
If you luck out on BoFA procs yeah. C&D isn't that great but I assume there wasn't anything better to get.

>want german tits
>want nice natie because im a latechad
>crippling hoarding obsession
this doesn't feel good

>60 rolls
>TM Flopera dupe
Guess that's that

>>544694961
you like that?

>>544694810
Still looks decent. Surely next time everyone will give you the skills you need!

you're bricking your account while i'm BRICKED UP

I threw one 10 roll for Eishin Flash. I will now not roll until her last day cause I 100% used up all my luck for this.

She's beautiful bros...

>Okay Nice Nature, do some standing.
>Got it. Normal Umamusume standing.

>>544694892
I remember reading somewhere that racing with zero energy slightly improves mood down/dry skin chances on your 1st, 2nd and 3rd races, but no difference 4th race onwards
I'm not sure if that is correct, though

>Eishin has a fucking rapier
Why are all of these umas carrying weapons on the track?

>trying to get medium S
>get front runner S instead
>on Mcqueen

GOD DAMN IT SHE WAS MY FIRST MLB, I DON'T NEED MORE
>>544695101
I am a firm believer in BofA! And Vodka's a better power card than Daiwa. Obviously didn't need to bring Spe not that I could if I wanted to
>>544695234
C&D isn't too bad though? Just slightly shittier Pulse. Only other inherit was Resplendent (awful inherit) and I figured C&D would be more useful than Corner Adept. Nothing else. Had the opportunity for Pace Groundwork memery but it would've relied on Outer Post Proficiency (and a Lv2 discount Pace Savvy) which didn't seem worth it.

did no one get eishin or what, also are the 10x free rolls ever applicable to the nice nature WIT card or just the riko banner

>>544695462
she's gorgeous, i can't wait to roll for her later tonight

on the free roll, it's just that easy. Just sad that i can't use her support card

>140 rolls
>no 3* horse
Fuck this game, I quit. I don't care if pity exists, fuck this dogshit game.

FUCK YEAH FINALLY GOT HER TO LB2

>>544695256
good news is that at least Nice Natie gets a rerun like a couple months from now with Oguri.

Bad news is that it's completely wedged in between Christmas Oguri and Valentine Bourbon...

>>544695723
Just wait for aoharu to arrive and remake them there. Wit cards are stronger in aoharu too so you'd be making your life easier.

Is graded league still viable for F2P or am I gonna get cooked?

>>544695723
>now
Aoharu is next week, wait for that, bwo.

>>544695771
Kitasan, why are you bullying the fake Kitasan from the end of season 1?

Got her!!
Now I can save for Ardan in peace.

>>544695723
You were going to have to remake them anyways with the new scenario

Is there any way to see what people are using for support cards? Like a build I can't seem to get the flow for wedding mayano

>turf S
>late surger S
>long S

YADA YADA

>>544695883
nevermind my luckchad gene kicked in again, 0 LB it is, besides the race bonus for MANT she works fine and the gold seems guaranteed

Cygames made me roll 134 times on Summer Maru for a reason
Thank you Shiraoki-sama

why does eishin flash get a shitty blue background for her unique skill

>>544696062
theres literally a tab for that for each uma

>>544695927
I'm going for it because Brian's speed bonus helped me hit my speed goals easier, if you can meet your stamina /power goals and luck out with a medium S, it's worth an attempt.

>>544695225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJmXeod0RE

What's the "bad word" here?

soon... my wife...

>>544695508
I can't believe Naicha was the zodiac killer all along
and by zodiac killer i mean absolute CM debuffer

>>544694142
I want to drench her feet with my cum

>>544695927
everyone is a winner. if you can hit the stats you'll stat check at least 2-3 people.

I think I'll just borrow Nice Nature.

>>544694241
one of the best power stat sticks

Is that Nice Nature card good?

Is red shift good for Virgo

I'm thinking Nice Nature sex

rolling for neicha now is a BRICK wait for her rerun

Do you think Eishin Flash owns a Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher?

1 week 2 riko/rice and after that, digitan

>>544696281
>I forgot how
>I for goth, ow
Nice try pervert

>>544694241
at MLB it's one of the few +1stamina bonus cards mainly used for end closers

>>544696634
fine motion levels of meta, specially on short distance CM's

Anybody else have an insatiable desire to kill Special Week?

i was planning on saving to MLB riko but nice nature's events are really fucking good and i primarily raise lates. like holy fuck nature's events are all energy & mood ups, she's basically a trainer card. 38k carats, what do?

>>544695927
Depends, show me your best medium runner

>>544696634
it's good. great for lates and for mant but you gotta mlb it for mant

why are ppl rolling on this Nature banner when there is a much better banner with her and oguri ssr after kita banner? we literally know the banner order for the next 4 years after all....

is a single copy of tazuna good enough or do i stay with MLB aoi?

>>544696834
Nature banner is still running when Riko starts, so you can wait to see how your initial Riko rolls go to decide.

>asian flash releases
only a handful of posts about pulling her.
>niceu nature SSR releases
only a handful of posts about pulling her.

are we nearing EoS or are these just nothingburger banners?

>>544696943
snack eating monkeys and latefags

>>544696821
*hydrates you*

>>544696281
"How"contains "ho" which is often blocked. try saying h*w.

>>544697019
you only need Riko at LB2 for her to be usable right

>>544696943
have you considered that some anons want to build their late surgers NOW and not wait?

Wait you only get shoes on graded races!?!?! How the hell am I supposed to stockpile dirt shoes now!!!?

>>544696821
I think you need to settle down and drink some water

It would be beautiful if Cygames taunts me by making me save my 15k paid carats by the end of this year as a humiliation ritual

>>544697164
Get Smart Falcon

>>544696281
space bars don't count

>>544697164
do urara runs

>>544694961
a friend of mine just did 260 rolls and got not a single ssr and uninstalled the game, so yeah bad hour bro

I woke up after the Eishin banner got added, was there one last free pull on the Doto banner today before it went away?

>>544697164
By asking for them to your clubmates!

Yay!

>>544697505
nice
enjoy those fat german breasteses

What value does Eishin Flash bring beyond her fat tits?

You're not Eishin Flash

>>544696940
>>544696962
>>544697069
>>544697138
Spe HATE

>>544697490
yes

>>544697490
Yes. You missed out on a free pull.

I really want her. But I also really want Halloween Raisu.

>>544697643
Someone is thirsty

>More people rolled for Eishin Flash than Meisho Doto
What's the difference between German Boobs and Clumsy Boobs?

>>544697601
I intend to.

>>544694892
There is a penalty if your trainee hits 0 energy after any race (and worse odds and outcome from the 3rd consecutive race onwards). So if your trainee has <15 Energy, you may as well pick the option with a chance of -5 Energy.

>>544697798
One set is exposed, the other isn't

>>544694961
welcome to the elite 4.76% chance club. Slightly lower odds than rolling a 20 on a d20! You're so lucky!

>>544697798
I read Doto's sample story and didn't want to pull this part of her

bretty good for 30k carat

>>544697798
>>More people rolled for Eishin Flash than Meisho Doto
and you're basing this off of what data?

Free pulls doko

>>544698001
this thread

>>544697951
>forgot to read the stories for the free carats
I'm bricked aren't I?

>100 pulls
>no wit nature
>no more carats

its over for me

>>544698001
I MADE IT THE FUCK UP.

>>544697798
I have never been a fan of dojikko

hey PIGGIES, wake the fuck up and post your MLB nice nature SSRs. i need to borrow.

Only did 1 career, I dont want to get burnt out when Unity Cup is out

>>544698068
byeah,,,

>>544696634
It's a good card that's just weighed down by unfortunate banner placement. If you aren't chasing meta umas, already have mlb kita and not lookin to pull on the rerun, and not pulling on riko/rice, then it's a great card to go for, especially for Late Surgers.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>544698189
Chrono-chan already has 3 in stock for you

It's so over

>>544693819
You fool she's the best card of MANT

Look at my GOD LUCK.
Video for proof

my curren chan looks weird guys...

>>544698357
IMPLODE

This Tosen Jordan character is a retard.

>>544698214
if you're a late surger one-trick then you should just wait for the nice nature/oguri banner since they are both good for lates.

>>544698279
i don't use the doxing website.

>>544698189
go on cutie

>>544697765
>be angry
>see that picture
>all of my rage disappears and I get a raging boner instead at the thought of Special Week giving me a nursing handjob
Why am I so WEAK

>>544698357
>god luck
>three brick units
heh.

>>544698460
kind and generous piggy...

>>544698060
there were a lot more posts about rolling and getting doto when she came out

OOOOOOH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT RIGHT ON CUE THE PIGGIES SQUEAL IN DELIGHT AS THEY RUSH TO DROP TWO THOUSAND SMACKAROOS TO SHOW OFF THEIR BRAND NEW PIGGY MLB CARD I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE SNORTING YOU'RE LIKE THE KINGPIN OF THE PIG PEN OR MORE LIKE KINGPIG BET YOU CAN'T WAIT TO HOST YOUR OWN PIGGY /uma/ SCRIM ROOM SO YOU CAN SHOW OFF YOUR NEW A+ UMA WITH ON YOUR LEFT WHILE EATING THE SLOP MADE FROM CYGAMES SCRAPS

>>544698390
mine looks just fine

vf got 3 ssr nice natures in 160 pulls

>>544698357
Cringe lucksacker
>>544698697
BASED Paypig-hating Teioposter

>>544698737
gilt pussy...

>>544698697
based teiofag

>>544695927
I mean you still gonna win something even at B Finals

Holy fuck, best run ever out of nowhere. My girl is finally a beast.

>>544698697
teio wouldn't say this

>>544698737
This is slander of the highest degree

I'm almost tempted to 400 pull just because of Teiofag.

i'm gonna...
i'm gonna.... SQUEEEEEALLLLLL
OINK OINK OINK

>people paypigged for MLB Nice Nature
>Then they're going to paypig for Riko AND Rice

>>544698486
Perhaps you should call her Special Weak instead

>>544697798
Japanese-Germans are the most ideal ethnicity.

WHY IS THERE A FUCKING GERM*N ON MY SCREEN!?

>>544698697
i didn't know teiofags were this based
forgive me

>>544697032
im saving for the kita rerun, i cant afford luxuries

>>544698460
You have to drop your ID bro

can I believe this Sim that VC was shilling or not? it seens even less reliable than the alpha123 one. also is there a better sim out there than these 2?

>>544698930
Now go treat her to a hot springs vacation

0LB Neicha at 90, I'll stop for now

>>544699174
b-but anon, she's only usable at 3LB or over.

>>544698737
falcoposters are too powerful

>>544698808
>Tells you not to roll on NN and to save for Riko instead
>Rolls on NN himself
Uhhhh what did he mean by this?

King Gaylo and Shiko Windy are the good ones there, right?

sí...

>>544698930
>950 wit
>not enough stamina for even mediums
>no distance aptitude and 1050 speed
nice blocker bro

>>544698697
Teio says this

>paypig this paypig that
The only pig is you, poornigger. Get a job, get out of your parent's house, and actually contribute to society you parasite. You're a failure if you can't at least make $60,000 a year and have money to throw after rent and needs.

>>544699318
Donkey paizuri is pretty good

>>544698697
Just eat the GUTS pill you stupid nepobaby

oinkers are getting uppity again

>>544699384
oh no no he's crying

>>544699384
>contribute to society
>as he dumps smackaroos on an anime horsegirl gacha
kekaroo

>>544699384
trvke

>>544699384
>60k a year
>disposable income for gachas
shut the fuck up, flyover.

>>544697032
Come back on the 6th

>>544699546
This is how taxes and capitalism work, yes.

>best stats I've ever gotten on a Brian run by a lot
>bricked because Creek decided to not finish her event chain, despite IIRC triggering the first 2 on Junior
>not a single event chain finshed for that matter

>>544697032
I'm saving for kitasan

>>544699583
>retard can't survive on 60k a year
Is your dumb ass paying for child support and alimony?

>>544698314
She doesn't really love you anon...

>>544698697
BASED
FUCK PAYPIGGIES

OH THEY'RE OINKIN'

>>544698697
>Mood: Great
welcome back

>>544699656
This is the gayest mp4
>ssstwitter
makes sense

I still don't understand if anons are memeing about pigs, or are they really mad about anons supporting the game

>>544697032
>shit tier uma
>late gambler card
sorry, skip

Just got Fuji from a daily pull

>>544699276
he got 4 nice nature, 2 super creek, 2 kitasan, 1 finemotion in 371 pulls

/uma/ is 1 copy of tazuna better than MLB aoi?

What's her problem ?

>>544699943
yeah we know that karma doesn't exist
otherwise he'd roll testicular cancer instead

>>544699384
If a spark cost 100 bucks instead of 400 I'd do it. It is just an awful deal in the current state.

>>544699965
tazuna isn't usable until 2LB

can I believe this race simulator VC was shilling days ago? I already don't believe the alpha123 one. btw is there any other race simulator you guys use?

>>544698697
MY FUARKING HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>544699943
that's absurd.

>>544699965
no. even MLB versus MLB, aoi provides a bit more of what you want (SP). tazuna is better if you're just producing a TT unit and want concentration.

>>544699384
>he got triggered by the teio piggypost

>>544699965
Unless you need THH or concentration MLB Aoi is better than LB0 Tazuna

>>544700232
KINGU I'M WATCHING YOUR STREAM

>>544700059
That's a salt rock. Horses like licking salt rocks for nutrients. It's not that deep.

>>544699384
>called out by teioposter
>immediately squeals in defense

Speak the truth brothers! Capitalist pigs are disgusting! People who make money are nothing but landlords! The revolution will come, the streets will be soaked with their blood, do not let the paypigs stand!

>>544700295
what would happen if an uma musume ate this?

>>544699384
Squeal! Squeal some more for us!

>>544700147
what part are you not believing

>>544700198
what about the stats they give on their events? from what i see the biggest difference of both at MLB is initial wits on aoi vs initial speed on tazuna

>>544700368
>>544700232
Whoa he mad. Is mom getting worried over that angry typing?

>>544699251
I just want OYL without using the dumb Tickezo card

>>544700550
Proof?

>>544700494
Play Grass Wonder

>>544699384
>getting this assblasted over being called out by based Teio
Thank you, pig

I wish officer Taiki would arrest me...

>>544699384
>BUHI BUHI BUHI

Why do browns get so upset about other people spending money?

>>544699943
>Stopping at 371
Why do people still watch this retard?

>>544700596
>ass wonder

>>544700424
What's with dudes eating horse supplements and horse vaccines

>>544700550
reminder: anyone that thinks the canine tooth motif is cute is into bestiality.

>>544699943
absolutely disgusting luck, when i saw the fine motion i nearly lost it

>>544700630
my dick

You're spending thousands of dollars to play a coinflip in Graded A League Finals and I'm playing it for free so who's really winning here

>>544700371
^
hit piggy squealing

OINK OINK

>>544700730
I hope she spooks me as I get Rice

>>544700494
Why? You're not telling us you're going to put a 0LB WIT card for a Mile CM ace only because of the least sought accel skill, are you?

>>544700147
I used the same suzukas in both, but the VC one shows that uma2 is faster than uma1 by 4.2 seconds, while alpha123 shows that the difference is around 0.4 seconds

>>544700424
She'd probably throw up, it's supposed to be diluted in water.

if you have MLB Kitasan there's literally NO FUCKING REASON to roll on any banners until riko/rice and power oguri

Tazuna's halloween costume...

Well shit... I've just doomed myself to have a shit future in the game. I spent all my pulls on the Nice Natty banner and got one copy... I'll be able to hit pity but you don't want an lb2 Nice Natty, you're expecting her maxed. Now I'm not going to be able to pull anything else, my Christmas Oguri funds are down the drain and since I need Nice Natty at max lb I've got essentially nothing out of it...
I did get some SR's maxed. Can anyone advise me if the Nishino Flower, Meisho Doto and the Tosen Jordan cards are worth levelling up?
Am I fucked bros...? it took so long to save this much gems up and I've basically wasted them.

>>544700147
It's a guideline, it doesn't give you the whole truth. Your skills are not going to activate when they say they're going to activate. Even if you click the simulate Pace keep button, it's still going to assume your skills are going to activate even if it has conditions like passing or being passed. The stam requirements are wrong because it doesn't calculate the effect of hills.

It's a decent tool for finding out the maximum average potential of an Uma, but you need to use your brain about whether it's telling you the truth. I would highly recommend using it to assist in your planning, but don't use it as a perfect prediction of how things will go down.

One thing I really do like about it is the skill chart toggle. If you click on a skill then click the min max median and mean buttons you can see where that skill might activate it for its best and worst effect. You can get a sense of how likely a skill is to be worthwhile, how big of a gamble it is to run it. It's definitely a good tool, but like I've sperged already, use your head.

in 220 pulls i got 5 Naties, 1 Bakushin, 1 Super Creek, 1 Yukino Bijin. and 4 other crap SSRs.
and 8 tosen jordans

>>544700926

>She has a dick

>>544699251
>only usable at 3LB or over
idgi, we're not in MANT so the race bonus roids aren't as significant and the rest of her stats scale linearly more or less on LB increase.

>>544697765
Need Special Week paizuri

>>544700550
It's not rape if I want it.

>>544701052
Oh shit she has nice stats even on LB0. I might actually pull, I like On Your Left

Wow there surely is a lack of CM4 rooms when paypigs make themselves known in the thread

>>544699875
I meme about it, don't really care what people spend their money on.
Teioposter makes me laugh mainly because of the stupid fucking image attached to it.

>>544700680
still had the spark from first 200 no point pulling for more?

>>544701029
The stallions do, but Daiwa doesn't. That's why you should always be careful around Taishin the Tripod

the BRICKENING

>>544700996
>my Christmas Oguri funds are down
Can't you just buy her for $20?

>Nishino Flower
Assuming you mean the power version. She's good for parents because of the greens. Her tea party with Tachyon can give the Charming status.

>Meisho Doto
Seems like she will be good when the guts meta arrives.

>First run
Damn, i hope i don't screw this

>>544694007
For me it's
>111 turns
I'm not spending the whole day on this.

>>544701308
We haven't had frequent rooms for a while now because whatever aces you have now will be made obsolete when Unity Cup drops, and you're a genuine shitter if you can't make it to round 2.

>>544699875
I like teioposter because the picture he posts with his rant makes it seem like it's just teio spouting off random bullshit on the sidelines while nobody knows what she's talking about but paypiggies are whatever if they dropped 2k on the game then more power to them

>>544700996
If you don't wanna give up Oguri Cap your best option is paypigging for the ticket selector and claim her with it, using your leftover pulls and future savings on maxing out Natie.
You can probably get 100 pulls from here to oguri if you include tickets and that sort of stuff too, but otherwise, you've been warned, this is a terrible banner for F2P.

hello /uma/
should i pull nice nature
thanks

>>544701405
In my headcannon they're all hung like a.. well, horse.

>>544700996
I'm fucking fucked bros... I was pushing myself so hard to perform in this game and grinded out so many horses for 9* and I've just ruined my whole account. I didn't think it would be this brutal to roll cards.

Is redshift useful for Cm5?

>AMZN, RDDT, APPL, GOOG all crushed earnings
I'll roll for Nice Nature if I get a decent number of (You)'s telling me to roll.

>>544700996
Tosen jordan is a good card, she's the middle ground between cafe's consistency and mayano's swings on stamina training, Meisho Doto guts isn't good until the guts rework but is good enough for non-standard distance and firm condition sparks. If you mean power nishino she's good for parents. Besides you can buy christmas oguri, so you're not fucked, at least not now

>>544700996
u sound like you dont have kitasan so you goofed big time

>>544700687
Yes, you WILL play as Japan's last samurai

should I MLB her?

>>544701396
You're telling me that it only triggers once? Why the fuck does anyone whale this game?

>>544701609
only for ends and lates

>>544701650
Not unless you're a piggy, she's perfectly usable at 0LB

>>544698697
incredibly based take, teio!

>>544701505
i hope you do screw it

>>544701628
what if i refuse huh, checkmate ass wonder

IT'S FUCKING SIMPLE RETARDS
YOU DON'T HAVE KITASAN AT ATLEAST 3LB? DO NOT PULL ANYTHING UNTIL HER RERUN
IF YOU HAVE KITASAN AT 3LB YOU CAN PULL FOR OTHER SHIT
IT'S LITERALLY YOUR OWN FAULT FOR BRICKING YOURSELF

>>544699875
I think some people may be genuine, but you're not supposed to know since it's an anonymouse imageboard

people are dumping their life savings on this..?

>>544700730
Super Creek nursing handjob

>>544701790
what was up with some of the nips on twitter getting genuinely huffy & mad about this video

>>544700996
welcome to uma. it seems great and the gibs seem generous until you get fucked and need to pity 5 copies of a card since anything below MLB is worthless.

>>544701843
this isnt as funny without an uma image

Isn't Nice Nature's wit recovery gimped at 0LB? Pretty sure 3 is bad, 4 is average and 5 is premium and recovery is most of why you want to run a wit card anyway.

>>544701587
do you have kitasan? if no then dont pull.
are you ready to bust out 400 pulls if you luck is bad? if no then dont pull.
do you like late surgers? if no then dont pull.
otherwise, GO FORTH PIGGY

>>544701874
I don't see why that's an issue. Also it resets tomorrow

>>544701505
good luck anon, I hope you could start a family

>>544701958
i got LB0 kitasan and i use the crystals of the anniversary on her, can i do the rolls?

>>544701935
Not really, 3 is fine, 5 is more of a luxury if you plan on never pressing rest but most wit cards have low specialty priority to make use of it anyway

>>544701935
you pull her for the race bonus mainly

>>544701831
Then you die

>>544701958
so let me get this straight
>shit stats
>shit skills
>only usable in some distances
>only decent skill is on your left for the worst position in the game
and people were hyping this garbage since day 1..?

>>544702064
if you are at 0lb you should hold for kitasan banner and make sure you mlb her then, its the most valuable card you can have

I don't care about bricking myself if I'm rolling for my wife

Does this stand a chance in B group or am I cooked? I tried a few more runs to get more stam and end up with no Med S, or missing skills

>>544702083
What does race bonus do for URA/Aoharu

>>544702197
yeah, i get that but when the first anniversary rolls out you get 2 free SSR LB and i plan to use them on kitasan because i already got a LB2 super creek

King Kamehameha

>>544701958
my paizuri slave

>>544702184
titty

I did 100 rolls on neicha because I had 40k carats and I got 3 Toshos out of it so I'm happy, she's finally MLB and I don't need to borrow

YES I will be rolling on Riko/Rice
NO I will not be saving for the Kita rerun
YES I will continue to borrow Kitasan until she is powercrept

cute

Please stop

It's luna-chan time

is 4chan fucked right now

Not pferd but I'll take it.

So anon, are you rolling for Eishun? She'll brick your dick harder than your account!

>>544702305 (me)
fucked up, meant 1 ssr ticket and a full lb crystal, but in my use case is the same thing

>>544699903
Should've been me

>>544700996
I told you the banner would brick you bwo....

Post the Uma you have the most fans for

Why yes I love Maruzensky and these numbers are not inflated by fan runs nononon.

>>544701874
So if you get worthless cards you can cleet them and buy this month's tickets instead of next month's.

>>544702231
You race a lot in Aoharu. Simple as.

>>544702450
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>544702241
pull-chan is my waifu

>>544702184
And then you lose to her a single time and have a meltie.
The chad running him?
Me.
I will be so hard my brain will be so starved of blood I won't be even able to register your gay presence.

>>544702241
I have MLB Kita, LB0 Fine Motion, but no Creek. I was planning on using my ticket on Fine Motion as Seriru suggested, but maybe I should do Creek so I can at least bit other cards since it's either Swinging Maestro or not in Ace runs atm for me.

>>544702397
>Locking your borrow slot to Kitasan when you could be borrowing MLB Fine Motion instead
Couldn't be me tbqhdesu

>>544701650
>didn't MLB her already in those 5 pulls
ngmi

>>544701595
Why did you roll????? People have been saying you don’t have a good chance to mlb in one spark

>>544702231
... give you more things from races? have you not raced before? race bonus gives skill points and stats from races

I want to have sex with gyarus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2jq6sltEKo

This one was so fucking funny, Matikane screams are iconic

>>544702518
>You race a lot
That's MANT

>>544697798
The latter has inverted nipples

>/uma/ is bricking itself again
you rack disciprine.

>>544702518
>You race a lot in Aoharu.
How many races do we run on average per career?
>>544702645
I do maybe one or two optional races per career

>captchas take 10 seconds to load

>>544702450
SISTER
FUCKER

>>544702601
Speed Power & Stamina are all a REAL MAN needs

HOLD THE FUCK UP

CM3 IS NOW!?

I'm not rolling for the titcow kraut horse, I'm holding for the flat pink pervert next month

>>544701483
I was planning to actually pull so I might have a chance to get more horses. Maybe even get a nice surprise like Seiun Sky or Summer Maru.
I'm struggling for power cards. The only ones I have is Amazon who is good, Zoomer-chan who feels more like a floater or for skills, and I do have a levelled Bourbon since a lot of my good horses are front runner.

>>544702045
>german woman wearing a skirt
>her child wearing a skirt
this is so disgustingly in accurate holy shit my lore

For me? it's Hishi Akebono

>>544701873
that juicy 2 (TWO) wit bonus tho...

>>544702797
thats a huge fucking burger

>>544702184
people are hyped for her tits, not her performance

>>544699276
F2P cannot pull on NN, but WHALEPIGGU VF can pull whatever he wants with his 20k paid carats, chud

>>544702690
and that's worse because?????

>>544702731
it increases rewards from non-optional races too. 35% race bonus is 4 instead of 3 stats from winning career goal races.

BROS i had a weird nap dream where they added an american career mode.
During it Grass, El Condor and Taiki started acting more normal instead of their usual le wacky selves.
Because apparently American Uma think it's like wrestling and they need to do an OUTLANDISH character when they're racing internationally like Obey your Master.

Thanks for the NN borrows, paypigs!

>>544702640
Because I got lucky before and didn't think I'd end up doing a hundred pulls with no ur

>>544702907
a girl's gotta eat

>>544702902
wit bonus sucks, unironically the least versatile stat bonus you could get on something that falls off faster than women after 16.

>>544702994
>4 instead of 3 stats
I think I'm fine going LB0 with Nice Nature then, thanks Anon!

>>544699943
isn't that a waste, like he already has Kitasan and Creek both mlb so the new ones are just cleats?

>>544702946
Nipples aren't supposed to do that

>>544702501
>bond 10
clearly you don't love her enough

>>544703081
umamusume is a wit game

>>544702753
We already knew that CM3 was happening on the 30th. You still have three days before the races actually start though.

>>544702450
the imouto and the succubus

My "penis" (German for penis) is "hart" (German for hard) for Eishin Flash.

>>544702425
Stop what
>>544702451
Already did. I'm gonna glaze those german tits as hard as possible

>>544702731
NN is a pig card for MANT, it is not going to benefit you that much for Aoharu

>>544702064
NTA but honestly its still worth doing the rerun. Kitasan only becomes as good as everyone says she is when she reaches MLB. Or at the very least 3LB to be "usable".

Comparison of Kita at 2LB which you'd be able to get compared to 3 and 4LB alongside other speed cards. As you can see Kita has a fuck ton of Specialty Bonus, and even if some people say it's a fake stat cause she still wanders to other training every single turn, it's still important. Her events and skills are great but she's also supposed to be the biggest speed stat stick cause of her reliability and training effectiveness.

Plus she runs with El Condor Pasa which is a decent power card.

>>544703043
That burger? Me.

>She actually just ambushes you with a surprise trip to Germany.
I thought it was just a meme...
Her story wasn't as (you) centric as the memes said it was.

>>544703091
it mainly increases skill point gain

Kita rerun isn't until December so what are we saving for?

ARE YOU HIDING ZE TRAINERS UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS

I pulled on krauthorse and got nothing, I'm quitting

>>544703223
it's crazy that I have 3LB Kita and I can feel like she's shit compared to MLB, I can't wait for the uncap soon

Tell me about Jordan, why does she like burgers so much?

>>544700424
>>544700863
Teioooooooo!
Dinner time!

>>544703339
...For the kita rerun? December is like a month away

>>544703223
oh, im not trying to imply that im rolling on the rerun, just saying that it's good enough to roll now for stuff that i might want to then save up. fortunately the NN and riko banners are the last ones that grab my attention and i get 100 free rolls with riko, so surely i can invest a bit on neicha

>>544703262
>Went through both the uma and career story in 1 hour 40 minutes
So this is the power of GERMAN BREASTS

>>544703262
we keep telling you that the (you) centered umas come with Dia

>>544702813
H E N T A I
O
R
S
E

it's already Leo cup... fuck I got zero aces

>>544703339
bro it's halloween you say that like it's a long time

>>544703339
I'm saving for Jordan

>>544703450
she's not garbage if she's your wife

>>544703339
Brother, December is in one month. The Year 2025 is almost over.

>>544703657
>its almost 2026
Stop.

>>544703564
just use your taurus team, aoharu drops in round 2 and fucks up all your aces anyway, parent farm for now

This game is so stupid

>WHALE WHALE WHALE WHAAAAAALE
>IS THAT... A MLB SSR CARD?????????? OH NO NO NO NO HE SPENT HE SPENT SPENDER
>SPEND RUNNER
>OINK OINK OINK
>OINK HE IS AN OINK CHASER
>OINK OINK OINK
>PIGGY PIGGY HE IS A PIGGY SURGER
>OINK OINK OINK HE IS A SPEND CLOSER
>OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
>actually mad
>OINKERS OINK OINK OINK
>HE SPENT??? HE SPENT!!! DID YOU KNOW? MLB ACTUALLY REFERS TO HIS WEIGHT!!
>piggu melty
>HE SPENT DISPOSABLE INCOME ON A GAME LOL OINK OINK THEY CALL HIM MEJIRO MCPIG HE IS NOT F2P
>actual melty
>OH NO NO NO NO PIGGYMELTY PIGGY MELTY WHALE MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY P.I. OPERA G KEKYPOW
>Uh oh melty
> MY NAME? SEEKING THE PIG! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY

>>544703657
>The Year 2025 is almost over

>>544703379
>it's crazy that I have 3LB Kita and I can feel like she's shit compared to MLB
Your brain is probably remembering the times you didn't get her on speed and attributing it to a specialty priority stat that results in a nearly barely noticeable 5 percent difference

Freeing up the follow slot is far more important.

>>544703043
>>544703253
>>544703696
Fine, I'll buy a burger tomorrow with extra patties.

Why is this gyaru so stupid

>>544703657
but i had so many goals for 2025...

What are the lastest cards I can get from the 0.5th SSR selector?

How does an 800 speed 800 stamina mayano lose to Narita Brian not once, but twice?

Haven't rolled since kitasan, very pent up.

>>544703918
her mindspace is only committed to makeup tutorials

Euthanize Teio

>>544703973
Narita Brian is just that good, what can i tell you

>>544703857
5% is still like 2 rainbows more than my LB3 which could be a 4/3 person rainbow, and that could let me cap speed faster so I can put points somewhere else, the difference between 3 and MLB still kinda matters

>>544703615
Come on now, nobody here has Flash as their Oshi, these anons know nothing about her, not a single cool thing or trivia about her, they can't name the races she won either. They don't like Flash for anything other than her boobs, same with Dantsu Flame spammers.

>>544703262
next spring has the (You) umas

>>544703887
Good

>>544703918
>>544698419
Stop dissing Jordan "anonymously", GolShi

any german toreinas that rolled for eishin?
just wondering

>>544703973
Your stats take a huge hit against that race against Brian as it's supposed to be a scripted loss to her. You CAN win it but more times out of not you're not supposed to.

>>544703450
>Tachyonposter is a dumbass metafag who can't understand rolling for what you like
Poetry.

>>544704137
No one that has ever interacted with a real G****n w***n is rolling for Eishin

Luna cute. She's very momcore

That was cute

>>544704380
I agree, Luna love

>>544704036
>5% is still like 2 rainbows more than my LB3 which could be a 4/3 person rainbow
You're overvaluing and being dangerously optimistic about an extra 40 specialty priority on a single card when +3 rainbows are already very unlikely because other cards matter and they'll all have between 35 to 50 specialty priority.
You're better off with a borrow slot not going towards a kita.

....

>>544701873
If you're playing Late's then it's pretty good since there's no other supports that give a generic Late Gold accel for a while.

>>544704235
Hishi Amazon always beats both of us when I race

>get charming event before debut
>go on to have the worst rainbow run I've ever seen, 800/700/700 final stats
>get charming event before debut on the very next run
>both statue events give nothing but stats, no medium S, no white hints
mood down.

>>544703972
Pretty sure it's up to the Summer banners. So no Natie but pretty much anything before that is fine.

>>544704523
tickezo guts...

>>544704581
skill issue

>>544704342
this should be the minimum bust size for all umas

>>544704061
>They don't like Flash for anything other than her boobs
Do I need any other reason to like a woman?

>>544704468
I'm not the original anon, my kita is at 3LB right now so I don't even borrow MLB, I actually need to borrow Tosho at MLB because mine's only 2LB right now, or FM or something situational but I'm just curious about how much of a difference MLB kita will make compared to 3LB

>>544704342
We need more brown umas.

>>544703973
I usually beat her if I change to pace

>>544703339
WHAT AM I SAVING FOOOOOOOOOR!!!

>>544703141
Wit is good. Wit bonus is not a great stat compared to Friendship, TE, Mood effect, race bonus, etc.

>>544704672
Yes, you are trying too hard to be manly but in reality you are weak brown pathetic faggot. Use that gun yourself, nigger.

>no medium S
>menu
>give up
see you guys tomorrow.

Based Vodka

Is this deck good enough for gold ship?
>MLB king halo, LB2 super creek, LB3 narita taishin, LB3 Hishi Amazon, Borrowed MLB kitasan, LB2 sweep tosho

>>544704849
/uma/'s Extraordinary Empress

Eishin won the DAHBY Tickezo said so so it must be true

>>544704898
2 stam is probably better but it depends if you are going for medium or long golshi

>>544704898
For CM4 you don't really need Hishi Amazon, just get another stam/wit/aoi/tazuna or whatever. With MLB Kitasan and MLB King Halo your power should be good enough.

>>544704581
I feel ya. Had a run where I was hitting the stats I needed up until classic year where only one or rarely two cards showed up on the trainings I needed, but my inspirations were incredible popping off with Turf S and Medium S. Unfortunately my luck didn't turn around and I still kept getting absolutely awful trainings and ended with something like 840 speed, 640 stam, and 750 power. The stats weren't as bad as yours but it came at the cost of both guts and wit being 240 each... she was doomed to be glued right after the career.

>>544702501
This screengrab is a few days old, but best girl never changes.

>>544704898
>5 speed
What the fuck are you doing

what would you do to his young fine lady

>>544704581
I just got a run where I got charming before debut and then I got 7 mood downs and a don't overdo it on a 7%

>>544705116
that's a gorilla.

>>544705116
Ask her out on a date.

>>544705023
im going for medium golshi but the other stamina card i got is a LB3 mayano and she just irritates the hell out of me with how rarely she wants to rainbow despite the rainbow being worth it

>>544705116
it involves baby oil

91033177

My aces suck ass

>Use up all my saved rolls for Eishin Flash
>Curren Chan
>Hishi Amazon
>Anime McQueen
>Maruzensky
I thought it was rate up...

>>544705116
Get the fuck out before I get reduced to cinders

>>544705112
it's 4 speed, 1 stamina, 1 power bro

>>544705116
Put all my life force into my vital essence to give her a baby

>>544705358
grim

>>544702878
Helios IS really good, but only for mile runners. She gives Hot Topic and has a +20 energy.

>>544705116
I would not do anything, are you trying to get me killed?

Is Nice Nature's SSR good? What makes it good? I got LB3 Fine Motion but I,'m wondering what the advantage is here

Decided to do one 10-roll

>>544705449
IT COULD BE 4 SPEED 2 STAMINA BUT I DONT WANT TO USE MAYANO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>544705284
If you'd saved up 200 rolls you would be happy right now.

My Flash looks weird