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hors

that other threads was starting to get weird....

Does thunderbolt step actually help with the box?

Tell me true, how important is pot 5 Nice Nature for debuffer slot? For one I literally don't have the materials to pot 5 her and secondly I wanted to pot 5 Taishin and I won't have enough shoes to do both.

I assume that roaming support cards are good, if I don't want to click on their stat?

Making her suffer~

GIB NOW

>>534999126
after half anniversary

Bros...Opera is so fucking cute and she looks rapeable

I wish we'd get an OVA that focused on Teio's Japan Cap, it was too good of a lineup not to be included in the anime.

So when is Sodashi (the most famous white hors of all time) making it to the game?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodashi_(horse)

>>534999121
Hey, money is money. I can commend that one anon for it for the Creek funds.

>>534999049 (OP)
It's just too good... It's been going on for so fucking long, I just have to tell you. It's embarrassing at this point.

The reason you fail so many races?
Well...

I've been seeing ALL of your Uma's behind your back.

We fuck the day right before a race(well, we fuck everyday— but I go harder THAT day), and they're far too sore and stretched to give it their all.
Just to sweeten the deal, I bet a fuckload of cash on the one Uma I DIDN'T fuck beforehand; though I do give her a little post-race paizuri.

Free pussy, free money. Fuckin' Umazing.

I have those little fillies screaming my name while I cream and glaze their ponuts. Do you even understand how big of a whore your Uma is?
I had her swallowing on day one, doing anal on day two.

What the fuck have you gotten so far? A couple thanks and shitty Valentine's Day chocolate?

You're a loser.

>>534999142
right

Do they add anything cool to the club store in the future? I know they add spark reroll tickets to the friend store but no idea about this one.
So I don't know if I should be buying Tachyon stars or saving.

>>534999237
>Kaneko horse
Never.

CM test room up
41669013

Is the 3* ticket from half anni a random horse or a selector?

>5 mood downs
>2 debuffs that require a trip to the infirmary to fix
>still just in september of the classic year
goldship why are you like this

you guys move way too fucking fast
seriously, slow the fuck down already

>>534999306
oh, those jews, rip
maybe the owner will die soon

(repost) when can i pull to max out my Kitasan Black ? or are there other methods (f2p)? i need 2 more

You know guys ...
It's still turbo tuesday ...

>>534998935
The lack of training bonus really makes 0LB look weak to me. At least 1LB has 5....

>>534999573
did the races happen already

>>534999573
I have no new umas to showcase... I was spark farming...

>>534999543
Never
>impregnates your teio

nature!

>>534999560
Get lucky or wait until half anni on october

>>534999643
no ... i just got home ...
just wanted to see if people are interested

Digitan LOVE

>>534999139
You get so many shoes playing normally, buy both if you want it

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>534999139
pot 5 is pretty important for the debuffer role in this CM but after this one she isn't viable in another CM until early october and even then her ability isn't as strong because that one is only 2200m

>>534999754
always interested in turbo

>>534999754
nta but im keenly awaiting twin turbo tuesday

What are the chances of getting white skills as spark?

>fail to cure slow metabolism 2 times in a row
??????????
FUCK YOU MCQUEEN

>promotion range out of nowhere
did another banwave happen?

>>534999543
Sounds like /umaJP/ is more of your style

>>534999754
Slut.

So after that atrocious wit Rudolf run, decided to go back and actual long spark farm, and well
Got the triple crown

>>534999263
I've never failed a single race so my umas are pure

CHIYONO O POSTER WHERE ARE YOU! I NEED THE INJECTION NOW!

Hons
https://x.com/interneth0f/status/1955404072179077369?s=46

>>534999915 (me)
Let me be more specific, not getting a white skill in an inspiration, but getting the white skill as an actual white spark so it can be inherited by other umas.

thoughts on rednu?

Those are literally boys...

>>534999848
>but after this one she isn't viable in another CM until early october
Is she not viable in long CM? I know some of her skills are medium only and the next one is long but she can still spam silver skills and that seems powerful in a such a long race.

Want to put up a support people actually want to borrow.
Ignoring the levels, which support would you borrow most of the time?

>>535000094
seanig with zero knowledge about the game who just reads doc guides and repeats them to bigger retards

>>535000063
25% for normal or single circle skills
40% for the white version when you have the gold

>>534997853
uncapped matters even at R?

>>534999754
Yes

good morning bwos
i havent bothered making an Evil nature or anything, im not gonna bother with Cm

>>535000141
is that not every here...

>>535000026
of fucking course it's a woman doing it, edited to cringe ass music

>>535000104
Tazuna I guess. Also level up your King bro.

>>535000104
cafe MLB

Do korean and chinese servers have dub voices or they keep it JP voice only as well?

CM room up AGAIN
41195319

>>535000215
I'll just set my best horses and feed them Parfait and hope for the best and not be sad if they lose!

>>535000104
maybe try Sunday or Spe?

>>535000215
you should bother with having fun, dacchi

>>535000190
forgot to add, right now I ONLy want my Mihono Bourbon to spark Stamina, then my Grass Wonder
With that, I can have effectively 18 sparks on Stamina and will keep passing it up to other umas, eventually sparking speed and power later

>>535000351
>being a try hard pvp turd is having fun
sorry but I'm not a zoomer pretending to be an esports king on twitch

>>535000094
idk moomoo and victoria are the only good ones (the latter shouldn't use a facecam though)

Alright lads then let's do a TURBO TUESDAY!!!

If you excuse me, I'm really fucking tired from work so I'm not gonna bother writing up crazy stuff today, just host the lobbies.
8 races, set moods first, then random moods
sprint, mile, medium, long
will start after 5 minutes even if we didn't fill up

>>535000440
anon, I was not referring to the CM. I just want him to have fun with the game.

>just started using her card
what a cutie

>>535000301
King has no race bonus. I've been using this shit from the google doc and it tells me to take Special Week to hit 35.
https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global

>>535000518
why are her eyes swirls

What uma is the easiest for Japanese Derby wins

>>535000472
anon I really appreciate the hustle thank you even if you're dead tired

>dangerous beast of gluttony devouring you all the way in one go with her second mouth.
How would you fight back against such a powerful beast?

FUCK

>>535000502
I was never here

cute little flushie

>>535000472
Turbo Sprint #1

>86923894
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is at
>86923894

Please only register a SINGLE UMA!

is there any mechanic i am missing in summer time? i feel like it's more than just mixing rec and rest.

is this a north korean horse or something?

>>535000703
all trainings are lvl 5 on summer
later on resting on summer cures your debuffs

>>534999736
are the banners coming back for the half anniversary, or is it something else? i guess that as an f2p player, i should save at least 30k for that date? i would also like to improve some of my SRs.

>>535000730
that's Park Shin-oh

>finally get S Medium on endcloser rudolf
>750 stam
nyooooooo

>got mlb kita
>got mlb creek
>got mlb tazuna
>borrow slot is now free for any and all cards
>too retarded to figure out which card to borrow
i guess i can't whale for braincells

GIVE ME THE GUTTTS

>>535000730
the owners of the farm that keeps her

Opera O should've have a closer relationship with Oguri considering how much of an impact the irl horse made on Opera O's career.

lol

>>535000872
Glorious

>>535000656
What's so special about this one?

>>535000872
Guts lord.

Must save for Brian

>>535000872
guts CHAD!

>>535000703
all training spots are at level 5, but clicking them doesn't contribute to upgrading your actual training spots

>>535000878
NO WAIT STOP PLEASE COME BACK

>>535000337
Why is she so FAT

>>535000676
race started!

>>535000891
Opera should die during a race

HARIKITTE IKOUUUUUU

>no creek
>no sweep
>no fine motion
>just ungodly amounts of Guts cards
it's the kind of tiredness that sleep can't fix.

>>535000472
Any dirty tracks?

>>535001096
That's horrible, what did Opera O sire did to you?

Phew that was some good Teio correction

>>535000941
>9* stamina
>6* medium
>3* Maruzensky skill
>has Ryan's unique skill which is apparently absurdly good for End/Late
It sounds like the perfect legacy for trying to build my Taishin CM Ace but it's fucking FULL.

>>535001136
You're ready for next year

>>535001068
all that damn parfait

>>535001176
ryan skill is inconsistent as fuark

can you get original maruzensky skill onto summer maruzensky?

>4 speed cards
>decide to greed a little bit and pump up some other stats towards the end
>end missing the speed cap by 100 because literally no one showed up for speed

>>535001167
You overdid it. This is Teio now

>>535000730
owners were koreans who moved to japan and they were pro north korea

>say fuck it and get golshi to 3 stars
>do run
>win classic triple crown
>dies at spring tenno sho somehow
this game is demonic for real

>>535001176
not having at least 8* medium is gambling

>>535000676
That's the end of race #1
I got blasted with a
>your uma knew less skills than the others
for this - cool!

Hosting Mile #1 in a moment

>>535001331
dying to stamina is a parent issue

Dude stop posted cropped porn for your Umas they do not appreciate being depicted like that dummy!

>got the beat taiki run yet
>even got a hot spring ticket with her
>all 1 star sparks
It hurts so much.

>>535001335
Yeah let me just pull a fucking 9* stamina 8* medium legacy out of my fucking ass, good idea.
Literally only one exists and it's the girl I'm trying to train in the first place.

>>535001373
MOM I MADE THE PODIUM FOR ONCE

>>535000472
Turbo Mile #1 - The first Mile now open at
>76174503
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at
>76174503

>>535001139
i guess i can host dirt as well after the long

>>535001276
W-What the hell is happening to your teio in that webm?

>>534999049 (OP)
gay boys are not supposed to have tits

should I do this? I want to save for manhattan cafe and idk how many gibs we'll be getting after golshi week, maybe im better off saving? I dont think 30k by december is impossible from 500 carats

>>535001513
You have 2 parents.

ok

>>535001492
Best i meant best fucking goddammit have mercy on me please

>>535001438
And I don't like my nudes being shared on umachan, but unfortunately, I keep finding hidden camera's in my dorms.

>>535001492
>>535001654
I honestly think if you get a hot spring ticket the chances at a 3* should like double or triple if you win.

>>535001629
anon how the fuck are we supposed to make that decision for you if we don't know your deck

>>535001321
>bakushin kidnaps you
>you are now at North Korea, surrounded by soldiers
I don't think that's fine

how do i prevent losing in quarterfinals with stat spreads like this
3 wit 2 stam 1 kitasan
should I switch Kitasan support for something else? I only click her when it's a big speed train
I usually giga win races idk what happened here. 15 races 9 wins
or is there a gold skill I should take asap

That's cool I guess. If only I hit the 3%.

This horse kicks.

>>535001709
what is the % of getting a hot spring ticket? is it higher or lower than rolling 3*?

Fuji after race paizuris

>use 15* medium parents on A medium
>*crickets*
>use 15* medium parents on taiki (E medium)
>S medium every time

>>535001839
equal odds, it's 3%

>>535001438
Using reverse psychology I see

>>535001513
medium sparks are more important than stamina you flaming homo

You should post your uma being happy instead

>>535000104
Mambo lvl 50 are you retarded?

>>535001316
Marriage

What do velocity skills do pre-final leg?

>>535001601
started!

Yeah stop posting cropped uma porn post Umas being headpatted or being hugged instead!

Mambo

>>535001872
This image makes me sad, why did you post it?

>>535000104
Halo.

CHOWA

>>535000190
>0mlb speed cards
You're cooked bro it's over just drop the account entirely

>>535002020
increase velocity

>>535001601
>join thinking it's meme match
>multiple SS horses
oh cool it's death

>>535001742
oh my deck is not really bad at all, im just not sure about risking getting only 1 sr or just saving it for horses in a few months

>>535002071
because the lack of S mediums make me sad

>having a god tier run
>supports decide to fuck off second summer and give me no rainbow trainings, not even 3 on one stat any turn

>>535002008
What is anon, a little SPlet?

>>535002182
Wrong.

Any clubs with an open spot?

Some weird guy posted this "guide" the other day, saying it was from the korean server. What is it about? Is it correct?

>>535002204
someone explain

>>535001973
not really.., pink is min maxing objectivity unless they are C or lower

>>535002308
it's correct

>>535001601
Double shot of Vodka
And that's mile #1 done

hosting medium in a moment

Wait, I just realized Tachyon and Cafe share the same father(sire) Sunday Silence.

>>535002308
ah yes just get instant MLB of every new SSR card that comes out

Any umas with an open slit?

Gooooooood evening!

>>535002456
Im programmed to immediately drop my pants when I see leopard print bra/panties

Don't forget to watch Taishin and Falcon stories for free carats before they get removed!

>>535002308
nigga unironically ditched MLB biko for dober on a sprint build LMAO

>>535002487
huh?

fuck kinda stamina are they expecting here exactly??

So what's the best use of my SP here? I'm trying to get better at choosing skills

>>535002331
Watch the anime

>>535002487
gotta wait for spring or turn the lights on in winter

>blocked
>like 4 skills proc during the whole race
>rudolf unique at the absolute end of the last spurt
yeppppp I hate this game

>>535002528
SHE'S DEBUFFING ME! HEEEELLLPP!!

>>535002598
low guts

>>535000472
Turbo Medium #1 - Rare Edition
>10304102
I repeat
>10304102

>>535002605
you check this. click Tierlist at the bottom and see what is good and what is shit and go from there.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview?gid=2142834421#gid=1499223104

>>535002584
Is MLB Biko any good? I don't really use sprinters

>>535002307
id?

>>535002308
Jeez Natie, how come you get TWO Wit cards

What different phrases would a talking Super Creek plush doll say when squeezed?

>>535002698
race started

she carries this franchise admit it

>>535002695
>stam x guts = no circle
but then what kinda guts do they expect here?

>>535002862
My full name and address

>>535002862
>Ara ara~
>Mah maaah!

>>535000301
People use Tazuna? What's so good about her?

>>535002913
no one uses goldshit
the pakatube goldship is cute tho

TIME TO ROLL

>SM didn't proc
it's over for me lads

this game has conditioned me into thinking 75-80% odds are actually horrible that you will fail every time given the chance

>>535002913
>

>>535002721
yeah it has really good stats, two energy events and an acceleration gold skill for sprint

>>535003028
UNDOUBTEDLY the most famous uma tho
t. have gooned to goldship dozens of times but haven't played the game 'yet

I'm sure this will work out just fine

>>535003090
?

>>535002862
>Trainer-san, let me spoil you!

>>535003070
>agnes has more than scarlet
what the heck

>>535002907
Ah fug I didn't put any blue skills on that Suzuka

>>535002913
She unironically did with her vtuber videos

>>535003070
>trainer has the most
Kneel.

>>535003161
that's what I'm bringing into CMs bro

>>535003070
why is agnes so loved

>>535002306
They increase acceleration?

>>535003161
Golshi as Pace

>>535002698
im surprised to even see a narita taishin to begin with
yet alone 2 in the top 5

hosting long in a moment

>>535003070
I wouldn't count this as accurate, Oguri would be much higher.

I'M GOING FOR EVERY 50/50
THE ODDS ARE IN MY FAVOR

>>535003291
The impenetrable wall of umas...

>>535003291
Taishin is cute.

>>535003070
what page is this

>Uma selected as top 1 and 2 favourites
>Still lose in CM often enough

Is my debuffer letting the team down because she’s not pot5?

>>535003291
taishin sucks niger balls

Street performance announcement!

>>535000472
Turbo Long #1
>44933212
I repeat
>44933212

"I'm doing Urara runs until I get a dirt affinity"
>contains invalid characters
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU EAT A FUCKING HORSE COCK FUCK YOU

>>535002930
>>535002932
>>535003180
And how would you get the doll to speak?

My ideas for skills
stamina recovery
>recovers stamina when running out of stamina
winning run
>runs faster than the runner on the first place
thoughts?

>>535003518
Hug it

>>535003389
there was no passing that fucking blob...

>>535003232
It's the crazy eyes
They always sell

MAGIC ISN'T REAL
EAT YOUR VEGGIES
APOLOGIZE

I was just happy to have someone to put in my third Dirt slot but she turned out really good.

>>535003551
>recovers stamina when running out of stamina
already exists

>>535000095
my boyfriend on the right

>run g3 race with king halo
>leave her in late because she has S late
>15th place
I can see why her mom hates her

>>535003618
Cute Falcon!

>>535003517
>I'm doing Urara

>>535003628
but it's not called stamina recovery, is it

>>535003618
nice. I wish I had an extra dirt runner because putting oguri in there feels like a waste

>>535003618
did you run a lot of optional races?

>>535003473
the discord raid ......

>>535003070
>trainer at top
western artists could never

>>535003660
>Thinking his trainee's brain can understand that the 10 generic umas in front of her will run out of stamina and kill her run
lmao

>agnes
agnes fucking who?

>>535003864
scarlet

what's better for CM on a pace chaser,
medium straights or
medium corners?

>>535003864
Digital

>>535003864
agnes THIS DICK YOU FAGGOT

>>535003473
started

Which one of these Stamina cards would be best to run with a borrowed Super Creek?

How do people build a strong parent character? If I wanted to make a 9* stam oguri parent, would I want to use legacies with high affinity, or legacies with strong pink/white sparks? It's hard to find a good balance of each.

>>535003518
Squeeze her tummy

>>535003808
I pick anime McQueen because when her ulti goes off the kino soundtrack starts playing (so I can at least listen to that while I watch her lose).

>>535003973
That one looks pretty good yeah

>>535003973
the third one I'd say

>>535003973
left

>>535003953
>not STARTO

Which one of these Stamina cards would be best to run with a borrowed Super Creek?

I LOVE THE G1 HOPEFUL STAKES!

>>535003918
corners

>get FREE Charming in her career
wtf I love Narita Taishin now

>>535004062
the SRs

This bitch breaks into your house and says she can make your uma faster by stabbing it in the back.

What do?

>Finally got my first 3* Speed Spark thanks to Suzuka
So my job now is to collect another 2, right?

The Mejiro gathering

>>535004140
correction

>>535004062
The third one I'd say.

>>535004062
Manhattan Cafe

>>535004159
>speed
try again

>>535004115
>free charming
>free practice perfect double circle
the power creep is real

>>535004159
You only need 1 more, if you borrow one as well.

>got slacker 1 turn before summer camp
>missed two training sessions
>and 0 rainbows during both summers, because fuck you
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>535004062
Top Cun if feeling lucky, Cafe if safe

>>535004140
stab her with a katana for ruining my run

>>535004062
left

>>535003898
It's crazy I can still read that in his voice despite not having seen the show in like decades

>>535003918
corners will always trigger on the first corner, which, depending on your positioning regarding position keep, can be completely wasted.
straightaways can trigger on the final straight which can make a difference.

>>535004140
activate rape chakra

>>535003716
Just 5. Unicorn Stakes, Sirius Stakes, Champion's Cup (Y2), Tokai Stakes and Heian Stakes. Mostly just for a lack of anything better to do on those turns except Champion's which I did because it's the biggest Dirt race of the year so might as well hit it.

>>535004280
What do you need to get lucky with for Mayano? I use her quite frequently.

>>535004247
All it costs you is her exploding the day before the Kikuka Sho.

>>535003473
A and A+ doesnt mean shit look at this B+

Hosting a dirt mile after this

>200 rolls for super creek
>still not a single sweep tosho
>not a single king halo
>not a single manhattan cafe

>>535004115
>antisocial loner
>”charming”
WTF did they mean by this?

horses that'll let me grope them after a loss?

I HATE THIS MISSION
I FUCKING HATE IT

>>535004426
She has no initial bond gauge and no hint frequency, meaning you can end up in a situation where you don't have her orange until late classic year. IF you're lucky, you get hints from her and raise her bond much higher that way

>>535004478
she gropes you though

I like Kitasan Black's pretty hair

>>535004578
not what I FUCKING asked

>>535004450
lol I don't have a good long runner yet so I put in a random Narita Taishin with 980 speed, just because Encroaching Shadow is good on this track, somehow she did better than expected

>>535004503
>forced to use goldship and she will be one of your most used umas
lol

>>535003070
Makes sense. The umas love raping both the male and female Trainers after all.

>>535004503
>3 mil in 5 days
DANCHOU

>>535004621
Too fucking bad.

>>535000472
Turbo Dirt Mile #1
>83171154
I repeat the ROOM MATCH is at
>83171154

get your smart falcons out

>golshi
>need 8 fucking k fans for next obj
>do a quick g1
>loses hardcore (1k fans)
>do a g2 the next day
>only gets 2nd (4k fans)
>goal incomplete
lmao alright

>>534949018
>>534940623
If you still have a spot please invite me
177056073458
21m fans so far this month
I left my club like an hour after reset so will join then if I get an invite
Thank you

>>535004503
Anons told you to grind as early as 1-2 weeks before I setup my cards like this for easy wins

>>535004224
Why? If this is about Stamina, I'm not going for CM.

>>535004257
Okay, thanks.

Which umas perform better/worse if you watch the race

>>535004503
That's not even the worst one. There's that 500+ races one but at least you don't have to use goldshit I guess

Why is there so much lust for twin turbo? Not really mad. Just surprised is all.

>>535004709
Also interested in any other club that's comfortable in the top 500 bracket, not those 2 clubs specifically

>gold upgrades to SSR
>Its green woman
Nooo... I lost the 50/50 bros

>>535004797
*winning 500+ races

Where in game does it have the support card STATS? Why is Fine Motion a good card?

>>535004683
started

>>535004919
Just bakushin
She also has the most career goals

>>535004874
Crazy eyes and sharp teefs
>>535005043
Cool to know, thanks

>>535003070
>trainer
I kneel

>>535004112
>>535004396
which one is right? i only have skill points for one...

>>535005096
EVEN LEWDER THAN THE LAST THREAD

>>535003003
Saves you a ton of energy.

>The Coast is Clear goes off near instantly at the start of the race
This skill sucks.

>>535004683
thats a lot of falcons

hosting sprint #2 in a bit

Finally

>>535005272
Yakuza is on its way

>>535005284
good job phone troon
good job stream cuck
good job westoids

>play late surger/end closer in 18 man race
>your uma randomly flips a coin on whether they'll be intelligent and run on the outside of the gargantuan blob of umas or not
isn't there supposed to be some update around first anni where everyone will spread out on the final corner
i hate this

>>535005272
DOXXED

she looks pretty happy after a win waving to the crowd considering all the shit she talks about how doesn't care about fans and only does it for herself

>>535005284
that was already done like 1 week after release

>>535004503
you guys do realize you have until the 22nd, right?

>>535005371
Hacks dont count

I have hope.

>>535005272
>protected the umas' identities
>didn't protect their turenas'
ANON NO THEY'RE GOING TO FIND THEM

>>535005272
bweeeeh
its laaaate fuuuuuuck

>>535005424
>NOOO THOSE RUNS DONT COUNT ONLY MY STREAMER TRANNIES RUNS MATTER!!!
cope harder I guess

>>535005272
Why did you cover their eyes?

>>535005405
I don't care. I want to stop doing career with Gold Shit. Needing to do like 15 runs with her is tiresome.

cute falcon

Is triple S-ing SPD/STM/POW even possible as a non-whale?

If I spend 30k carats on the Super Creek banner, will I be able to have enough for Summer Maruzensky?

I found that lora anon used.

>>535005441
Ez for front runner, unless you late start kek

>>535005424
It took people a week to do it in the inital JP launch.

>>535004503
nigga it's not even hard to do, golshi easily gets at least like ~400k fans every run

>>535004874
It's a mystery.

>>535005532
hmmmmmmm
nyo....

>>535000472
Turbo Sprint #2
Random moods

>59007054
I repeat
>59007054

>>535005549
no

>>535005587
Nobody said it was hard to do dumbass.

>>535005549
not as f2p, assuming you have nothing left over after you spend 30k on the current banner

>>535005643
then why even complain stupid, just play the game with the best girl

>>535005573
What is it with people sucking off JP to the point of just straight up lyin

>has a good time playing with a cat
>mood down
what the fuck how does that make sense?

>2 sunday hints in a row
>2 stat bonus hints
NEIGHER

>Sprint
Where's the CM rooms?

I am extremely content

>>535005726
Because it's still an annoying grind. Holy shit bro, what is your IQ?

>>535005752
bring your best sprinter....

>>535005493
>>535005563
We did it lads

>get A rank Urara
>turf and long sparks didn’t proc
>not even a Mile A
Damn you rng

>>535005734
Nothing more anger inducing than that, especially when it's from a support you want a hint from.

>>535004478
Taiki I hope

>>535005272
>>535004683
Can't believe Falcon won, I was sure that Falcon had it.

>>535005793
>Grind
You are playing a cygame gacha anon, sorry to tell you but it won't get better.

>>535005793
>10 runs is an annoying grind
you... uhm... sure you're playing the right game?

is medium corners just corner adept with a longer duration? wtf

>>535005781
insane

>just mindlessly click through TT
>somehow win every race with 100k+
>new high score
Guess im retaining another week huh
Another week of not fixing my shit

>>535005937
yes

>>535005625
>forgot the image
>forgot to censor the names
goddamit i really need to sleep

anyway, started

>>535005936
>can't math
Yup, retard.

>>535005793
>has a melty over something that takes like 3 hours at best
>questions the IQ of other people
le sigh... sometimes I forget what site im in... oh well, nothing I can do about it I guess...

>>535005937
length/role corners/straightaways skills are always better than the generic version

>>535006003
>>>/reddit/

>>535005984
are you fucking stupid?
it's literally 10 runs to get all the fans.

>>535006003
>3 hours at best
Are you retarded?

How do I make a debuffer King Halo and why don't my supports give me the hints I want

>>535005781
explode

Selfshippers are beyond annoying

>>535004874
>retard
>genki
>extremely unique hair in a school dominated by brunettes and grandmas
she just stands out in every way

>>535006075
Do the math right now you SEAnigger. Tell me how it works out.

>super-duper Climax
uhm... wtf??

>>535006149
She looks like sanic oc

>>535006142
cute!

tranny shipper that wanna be cucked are beyond annoying

>>535002913
that hat just manages to ruin everything. She could be in mind blowing sexy lingerie and nope

>>535006169
10 runs = 5640000 fans

>>535006169
>He can't get 260k fans per run
I'm telling danchou

>>535004473
smoll girls are cute

That's a pretty cool title

>>535006256
I do porn for a living and this is the most pornfried statement anyones ever made

>>535005625
wow we fucking SUCK

>>535005793
the final reward from doing all missions is literally worth one roll retard, if doing goldship career is so annoying just don't do it

PHEW

I wanna construct ponies with Nice Nature

>>535004874
I just think she's neat.

>>535006334
its 12000 SP too

>>535006332
sprints are such a shitshow

>>535006169
??

>>535006305
This has to be a troll.
What is 260k*10?

>>535006256
Thats what l'arc and summer gold ship is for

how do sparks work exactly? let's say i only have a single-circle affinity rating
does the amount of inherited sparks increase proportionally to the amount of total sparks in the lineage? or do i need some cracked 4D chess lineage with double circless to make use of all those sparks

>>535006441
base is 20% chance

>Some retard bitching about needing a few mil fans for golshi
>My face when I did it in advance weeks ago
Just don't be a rerolling faggot, or a late troons

>>535006372
Everyone does. She's perfect.

>>535006504
how does getting Medium S work during inspiration?

>>535006510
>liking goldshit
>metafagging
lol

30 carats a day for dailies?
Seems kinda low

>>535000472
Turbo Mile #2
>14975084
I repeat
>14975084

!!!!

>>535006169
>nigga assuming everyone has maxed out cards for the fan gain

dummy baka

>>535006429
>He doesn't already have 3m fans
nevermind it's 9 AM in SEA shouldn't aren't you fags supposed to be slaving away at a rare earths quarry

>>535006324
because her hat makes it go inside is pornfried? What ? Is your fetish down syndrome ?

>>535006441
>>535006504
what that image doesn't show is that affinity is a static number that increases the chance of gold linearly, separate from the double circle bonus

>>535006441
nobody has exact numbers on it, but affinity is linear, so the more you have the better. each spark has a chance to proc based on its star rating, multiples of the same spark in the inheritance can proc individually

>>535006614
You are literally retarded I'm sorry.

>>535006573
I LITERALLY never said anything about liking her you spatic retard, nor dod I once said anything about metafagging you insufferable seanigger

My friend got 3 yaenos off the free pulls insane

>>535006142
cute rivals! I immediately impregnated vodka after this btw

>>535006504
thanks
damn i better start doing those fucking g1 races on the parents then instead of trying to go for 1100s to make the 3* chance slightly less pathetic

>>535006597
thanks double jet engine
i love you

Sex

you rike?

.

>>535006570
there's a bunch of math behind it. my understanding is that there is a chance for each medium spark to proc during the statue event, that chance is determined by the statue event gold/not gold, number of stars on a spark, odds of grandparent sparks proccing cut in half to parent, total affinity, and just getting lucky lol.

>>535006786
>mixed pinks
ew

>>535004503
my problem with this is IM FORCED to spend energy to run 12+ runs of goldship when im trying to get my stamina spark on oguri and teio

>>535005561
>making a deal with Tachyon that you only get to fuck her when the kettle is on and have to stop when it starts to whistle
>she starts swapping out the kettle for a pot.
Clever girl.

how important is 1200 speed is 1100 good enough

>>535006130
>debuffer King Halo
you don't
she's a winner, build her to win

>>535000643
This is AI defamation, my wife doesn't dress like a slut outside of our home.

>>535005561
>reddit tachyon

>>535006854
cry about it turd. shouldve prepared before hand then

>>535006865
On anything lower than Long, no.

There is no math
There is only dice
Surrender to fate

what the fuck are we supposed to do when we run out of carrot bottles? only 5 runs per day?

>>535006646
that image is for spark chances at the end of the run. you are thinking of gold statue event odds

Gold Ship really shouldn't be this sexy

>>535006829
so it just boils down to get as many pink stars as possible and raise affinity by doing races

>>535006865
the difference is about .15 meters per second, which is the same as a white speed skill
so just imagine someone with 100 more speed than you permanently having a whit speed up activated
if the difference is 200 then they permanently have a gold skill up over you

>>535006865
front and pace need 1200 speed on every distance or they're bricked. late and end still want speed but can get away with just 1000

>>535006786
if it was dirt instead

>>535006597
started

>>535007005
only 5? no one does more than 3 runs daily doe

>>535006970
Google said you're gay and stink.

>>535007009
why does she look like a cow version of mcqueen in her non-retard form

>>535006854
you're not forced to do anything
you're complaining about getting free stuff

>>535007005
use carrats ;)

>>535007005
I've been spending carats to play the game for like 2 weeks now, unfortunately there's no other option.

Maruzensky really has no affinity with any uma.

>>535006723
that image is only for white sparks
blue spark is different and pretty well documented everywhere
I think you are talking about blue sparks now anyway

Why the fuck does Rudolf have to run this mile race at the start of her career and then literally nothing but medium/longs

I have over 100 carrot juices

>>535004217
>>535006710
>>535006907
>Crystal Cafe

>>535006786
>turf sparks
nope

>>535006597
Grandmas ass wonder

medium #2 coming up in a moment

>>535007238
its funny
just like how golshi has to run hopeful stakes right after her debut

>Failed a 6% training, horsie gets Practice Poor
>Visit infirmary, still there
>Visit infirmary, still there
>Visit infirmary, still there
>Visit infirmary, Practice Poor is cured
>Next turn I get a mood down event
;________;

>>535007014
yep, and keep in mind parent spark is double the odds of grandparent, so if possible you want your better sparks there.

Get a load of this nerd.

https://youtu.be/YLcT3SOo4rk
Why the hell is Ace Combat in my horse racing game

>>535007238
just wait for MANT where you have no restrictions and can run whatever race you want

I don't train Speed. Don't believe in it.

>>535007236
yeah i know how blue sparks work
got a decent enough team of statsticks to clear team trials so i've been getting into the whole skill inheritance rabbithole

>>535006929
>just spend the 12runs before retard
so id still have to spend 12runs you retard

>>535007148
>not forced
>just dont do these missions for rewards
absolute smooth brain

>>535006691
>using Umas you hate for hours just to get a SINGLE $2 roll
What a waste of time kek

>doing mayano top gun run for long team trials
>use my CM parents because they just happen to be my best parents in general
>even bring along the exact supports I'm going to be using on my CM ace because why not lol
>max friendship on every single support just before end of junior year
>get medium S on my first inspiration
>get THIS on my second inspiration
>and yet
>despite all of this
>neither of my parents have any of the unique acceleration skills
bros what the FUCK do I do, do I try to make a CM ace out of this even without maru/taiki/mejiro ryan? or do I commit to making it a long ace with this stat spread?

>>535007473
fucking kek this

>>535000472
Turbo Medium #2

>11641307
I repeat
>11641307

>>535007386
Sounds like Smash Bros music more than anything

Can you give me an uma to draw

SNIFFA

>>535007454
you are a sheep beholden to what is in front of you
if someone told you to jump for two dollars you would ask how high

>>535007238
The careers match the real life horse for the most part, with some fanfiction what ifs if the horses didnt have long careers

>>535007545
Scarlet with a big hat

>>535007454
>oh no not my hecking support pointerinos

what are the chances for professor of curvature event and swinging maestro event triggering?
I almost always get one or the other but not both

I am never topping this.

>>535007545

>>535007612
Just have one or the other on your uma by default lmao

>>535007132
I take 1d4 psychic damage and fall unconcious. (Had only one HP)

>>535007612
I've heard 80%, but really nobody probably knows because decks with R and SR in them should in theory have higher chances of hit rate.

>>535007353
curing practice poor in infirmary isn't necessary

>three SSR card chains didn't finish during my Suzuka run
At least this is a sign not to touch the gacha

How long until we start eating good

>>535007734
I love NTR

>>535007386
https://youtu.be/1_DPiRFxbac?si=gOExs_MLWQ-kMmWJ&t=198

>>535007545
The King in pauper/torn clothing

https://poal.me/tinh6m
https://poal.me/tinh6m
https://poal.me/tinh6m

https://poal.me/kp1bq2
https://poal.me/kp1bq2
https://poal.me/kp1bq2

>>535007762
>reopen the side
>gives me 14 AGAIN
>reload again
>a fucking 19
yeah, you're fucked bro, sorry.
>>535007791
>annaanon
FUCKING BASED!
>cringepera and doto
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>535007791
Sure can't wait for the :), :D, :o, :/ cycle this fag always foes

>>535007520
started

>>535007612
at 400 wit its 77% chance for each, so 0.77*0.77 = 59% chance of both

>>535007765
I also wanted some little extra energy. Well, I fully restored my horse's entire energy bar ;_;

>Make hors I'm happy with
>Join a bunch of room races
>Get raped in all of them with people that have way better shit than me

>>535007898
its hot doe

>>535007545
I can't draw but I had a funny idea for a 2 panel comic of this scene except it cuts to an eating contest between Oguri and March.

I'm trying to get an A Golshi, Should I go 2 Wit 3 Speed 1 Creek

>>535007791
Soon. Trust Anna. He'll deliver kino.

>>535006432
translation?

>>535007875
NEET
spend 3k so far
thanks for the money wage slavies

name 3 horses

>>535007901
i was selecting my honse AIEEEEE

:)

>>535007961
people joining rooms right now are optimizing the shit out of their uma, you'll probably get a little pep boost when CM actually rolls around and most of your early round matches are against people that don't know what CM is before the game tells them to go sign up.

i need more uma porn but i don't know where to look

>>535007875
>top earner in here
>0 spent
I'm doing everything right

>>535008023
if you care purely about rating, go 3 speed/3wit since wit hits speed and wit rainbows are massive

Bruh-how is my urara performing better than fucking tachyon? That was horrendous

is prof of curves good for CM or not?

>>535008092
Machikanefukukitaru
Machikanetannhauser
JACKIE CHAN

>>535008194
depends on your style

>>535008139
What is CM

>>535007520
medium results

long in a moment

>Haven't started on my CM prep
I'm cooked aren't I?

when are they banning debuffs

>>535008154
bro, your secrit klub?
>>535008239
what if I have no grace?

>>535008194
depends on the style, essential for fronts/pace to keep up, meh for lates and ends

>>535008167
Thanks, though I feel like she'll come out pure shit skill-wise

>>535008239
Front?

>>535008154
Yes, I would also like to know this information.

A depressing step away from being an incredible parent.
Just one more star in stamina and a spark for go with the flow would have been amazing.
Still, 7* stamina and 3* URA is pretty damn nice.

>>535007875
Im doing alright, spending $0 cause of medical emegencies cause everyone in the family is sickly. Those bills aint cheap

clock tax is real

>>535008097
The fucking head tilts are immesurable

>>535007875
I sell my information to google to pay for these carats.

How much better is a double green skill compared to the base?

>>535007940
you can go on recreation instead
you'll get mood up + some energy + chance of curing practice poor from shrine visit

>>535007875
I went into a credit card debt

>>535000472
Turbo Long #2
>48833900
>48833900
>48833900

Is it supposed to be this hard to make a debuffer? I've done about 5 careers and none of them had more than 6 debuff skills show up, is my deck shit or what

>>535008383
>using clocks
Just don't lose.

>>535008467
it's 40 > 60
so not worth it at all

>>535007875
Umamusume is a NEET game

>>535008426
his animation style is extremely cartoony, he uma one shows this esp well.

>>535008194
in CM1, that skill triggers halfway through the position keep phase and only lasts 4.32 seconds, so it's unlikely to do much on a non-front runner

>>535008329
it's fine but its a lot of skill points
you'd want more small skills instead to proc groundwork or tail held high

>>535008154
I need more uma porn and I know where to look :)

>>535008467
50% improvement, for runner skills, one circle is 40 speed, double is 60 speed

>>535008154
literally can find lewds for anything in seach by adding r34, is it possible such newfags exist?

>>535008482
Just wanna say that I appreciate you broseph for these events; they’re fun

>>535008165
If you're the nigga making near half a million and can't spend some cash on a game, you are either the biggest Jew in existence or lying.
At CEO salary you're spending hundreds on lunch and dinner with clients and owning a luxury home and car.

>>535008467
extra 50%
only take if theres nothing else worth to pick

>>535003070
we are the ones carrying the franchise? no way

are stamina sparks just the superior option for all situations and builds? and will remain so for the game's entire lifespan?

>>535008467
from 40 up to 60 in their respective stat
notably the Savvy skills also go from a 5 Field of View increase to 10

in what situations should i be doing more trainings vs doing more races/getting more skills

>>535008549
>type in gold ship r34
>flashbanged by massive futa cock
ok then

Toreina-san... You're a poorfag?

>>535008496
The deck I'm using with Grass Wonder

>>535007791
Once artists develop balls.

Another run where I luck into Charming early and then everyone avoids speed like the plague for the rest of it

>>535008657
Sprinters/Milers often don't really need full stam inheritance so you'll want power sparks for those

>>535008549
Nta but I wana know where to find better stuff than the r34 site. The on-model 3d renders that are either ai or modded clients aren’t on r34, and neither are the good Jap pieces for that matter

>>535008586
Spending money in gacha is retarded tho

>>535008701
Are there really that many NEETs among us?

>>535008525
hand it over...

>>535008724
just a below average oguri cap (peak) run

>>535007513
training fucked me

>>535008507
>>535008538
>>535008587
>>535008658
Thanks bros

>>535008707
nice thumbnail bro now post the actual image

Sometimes i wish the Megalians would start provoking the more undesirable sides of the Uma community

>>535008482
started

>>535008609
I get turned on rp-ing with a chatbot pretending I'm a Uma stalking, sexually harassing and abusing their assigned trainer.

>>535008549
Not that anon, but the uma porn flow's a little on the slow side. It's big, yeah, but numerous western artists are probably shy of making it since there's still the big, untrue rumor that the yakuza will knock down your door, as well as some people feeling a little awkward making porn of something that's supposed to represent a real horse

>>535008786
only if you are poor

>>535008696
You must learn the art of wandering eye. never fully look at pics to avoid dicks

>>535008813
This is skewed because there will always be more active neets posting here vs working folk

>>535008894
I may not like them but I wouldn't want them to have to go to any SEA country

Homoflops lost

If I want to build a debuffer, how important are front runner debuffs? I'm having a hard time getting a debuffer that can hit all 4 styles, best I can do is 2 and a half because unless it's a golden run I don't think I can get hesitant flustered on all 3.

>>535007791
>>535008026
He said he respects the umas too much to make porn of them

>>535008914
damn that pic is hot, who's the artist?

>>535008925
Lower middle class mindset

>>535008586
the range was 200-500 though...

>>535008775
cuz they dont exist? that shit is time consuming. settle for koikatsu where they put a lot of work into getting the faces right at least

are there any umas with white hair and red eyes

>>535009030
>how important are front runner debuffs?
not very, frontkeks will be fucked by murmur and eyes so you won't need any additional stamina debuffs against them, hesitant is good though from Sunday

>>535008894
>"I sure hope that NEET 4chan women start trolling mentally unstable filipino men"
I dont think you want that

>>535008786
It's retarded if you're a poorfag and living with your mom and dad.
When you're a grown adult with money, and you see the money you spend on living expenses, spending $8 on a monthly pack is nothing. $8 is one lunch.

>>535009105
happy meek

>>535007875
Do I get Google play credits by filling this in?

All this pic implied to me is that she kissed someone before and it wasn't the trainer

>>535009078
Upper middle-class here. Nah, you just poor.