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if you dont have 90% winrate using goldship you are a bad trainer~

raisu

yet another fenomenal thread begins

>only loss is to this guy
this game can be so funny

Here is your number 1 favorite for your gemini qualifier race.

How was your fortune for today?

Urara chads ww@?

Poor Scarlet kept getting her near wins eaten by Golshi. I feel like I should maybe drop her and make a debuffer.

Does anyone have a CM 3 guide?

streamer status?

THE GOAT

Spurt is a fucking gaslight meme. I could've gotten better parents to borrow

i always new the pedo bait ain't worth shit

20 days until Fuji Kiseki!

This is a riceshower thread

>>538789052
Jealous?

so there really are casuals who pull on any banner and have no idea what's going on in the game

I'm happy with my one win

>>538789097
pretty good

if she can win so can you anons

>>538789160
be proud for beating the legend race bwo

>Taishin doesn't get brocked
>she wins
>Taishin gets brocked
>Gold Ship wins
>both get brocked
>welp
Taishin sure gets brocked a lot.

>>538788628
Watching the homo that had sex with his OL hag manager

>>538789095
witGAWDS

Threadly reminder that long courses are the great equaliser. You will lose if you don't proc your recoveries, regardless of whether you are a whale or f2p.

Holy crap, I won all 20 races thanks to you guys' advice and also my wallet.

>both aces with bad mood
>skip, the outcome is obvious
>they get 1st and 2nd
FUCKING RNG CUP

>>538789210
That's an irl girl. You should add her

>>538789201
nice

You shouldn't be losing at all with 3 Aces, like EVER

so glad I didn't bother actually stressing about farming a good team, I do expect to get destroyed in round 2/finals though

Is Bourbon a good front runner since she has both front runner straightaway and corners built into her kit? I'm in coping mode from the other day. Also, not havimg LB3 King Halo really fucking sucks bad; LB2 is just not really great.

>>538789228
>be proud of beating a nothing burger

>>538789161
fucking NEED

Imagine not being 15/15 in the first hor of cm2
Couldn't possibly be me

>>538789291
Post your Taishin deck. I'm mad jealous of that horsie

Digitan LOVE

>>538789097
Great!

>0/5
>0/5
>1/5
>0/5
yeah I think I'll chill in the B bracket

>>538789114
I will post the actual guide tomorrow when i have more time to dig up the research

>>538789318
no, rice

It is important that you remember this uma.

>>538789291
Card setup for GoldShip and Taishin please. I assume it has MLB King Halo.

>>538789078
based cm1 ace enjoyer

>whales are unhappy because their giga maxxed A+ umas they spent a 100 hours making randomly get blocked or don't trigger a skill and lose
>f2poors are unhappy because they get matched with whales they stand no chance of beating
sasuga, cygames. they've some how created a gamemode where no one is happy

>>538789210
That looks like a f2p that joined the game 4-5 weeks in after release without knowing the meta, and then scrambled to build something for this CM

first ticket
>1 win
second ticket
>2 wins
third ticket
>1 win
last ticket
>5 Golshi wins in a row even though absolutely nothing was different
my dearest uma wife Gold Ship really loves to troll me. she retied her boot laces or something and apparently that was enough to decide that she wants to stop fucking around

I'M TIER B AND PROUD

>>538789361
She is the best.

>>538789464
sex with taishin

DANCHOU DO SOMETHING

>>538789127
what the fuck is he doing in the umamusume category

>>538789276
>seiun
Please, there must be another way

>First race of the day
>Whale with double debuffer and the Haru meme strat

Battle of the flat chests

>>538789492
sssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

>I removed all my friends/follows
>quit my club
>change representation to an E+ Uma, and swapped my card to an empty R
>maximum prepared to quit the game

>did nothing but win over and over again
Holy shit I feel so bad and alone right now ;_;
Cracked for no reason.

>>538789376
Yes I am a paypig.

>>538789291
i feel like one of those things had a bigger impact

>>538789078
This is going to be someone's finals loss dont laugh

no S no problem

bros.. why did they queue for graded league

>>538789326
My Bourbon hasn't been doing too great, but she has a fun story. If you're into story

>>538788996 (OP)
> have three F2P accounts from rerolls
> Tried running two aces and one debuffer vs three aces
> three-aces team is ez mode

>>538789452
Ill scanslate Your Eyes Only one day...

>>538789490
>Group A gets to chill outside the front of the race stadium with chairs and shade
>Group B has to wait on the grass on the race track

>>538789276
Wtf I thought it was in Summer. I got Summer Runner sparks on my parents...

Darby poster late...

>>538789572
retard, bet you built debuffer Urara or rolled for Taishin out of paranoia

>>538789276
Fuck Smart Falcon

>>538789160
Just like in real life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lggUTEEaKUQ

>>538789457
Golshi deck is the same as my Taishin deck. >>538789581

>>538789492
I'd worry about betraying my current wife Ticket when Fuji comes out, but thankfully I'm too much of a lucklet to actually pull her

>>538789542
You're replying to an unironic gaslight bwo

>>538789210
What a cutie

>>538789464
B rating is too awkward imo. They should have added a third, intermediate tier for B+ and below.

McQueen is fucking good holy shit I'm glad I built her

>>538789524
>spreadsheet isreal
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>538789490
Congrats on coming out

>TWO uraras in my last CM race of the day
yea i'm never running taishin again

>>538789706
gadly

>>538789704
Nah, no no no. I don't fuck with debuffers. I don't like stinky nature. It's easier to just make 3 uma's with a chance to actually win over hoping you can fuck up others.

Huh... Taishinkeks?? I though koreaniggers said Taishin is going to be meta for the next 4 years???

>>538789618
I'll be sure to play it and use her as a parent since, again, her skills are actually useful to get since the race sim always says the straight away and corner skills are huge improvement to lengths. I do find it funny how when you do get Bourbon in the gacha, her LEDs spoil the surprise. It's very cute.

>>538789621
No one gives a shit if you're f2p bro lmfao

Someone please give me a good reason to continue playing
Look I get that I’m a beginner and everything, but this game genuinely has me thinking of quitting. I’m not new to gacha games and maybe I’m spoiled by how generous ZZZ is with currency, but it seems damn near impossible to reliably pull for any umas or support cards as F2P. Sure I got a lot of carats from collecting trophies and doing a lot of career/milestone challenges but after that, I don’t think I’m even getting 50-70 a day. Cygames just seems incredibly stingy with how little they give as rewards or login bonuses. And that’s on top of the fact that pity is extremely high so I feel like I can never even make it. Of course the PvP isn’t helpful either. During the Taurus cup I chose the B league or whatever for beginners, locking me out of my stronger runners who are B+. Then for the Gemini cup I chose the non-beginner league so I could at least try to use my B+ just to get absolutely stomped by teams that had multiple SS stat runners that I assume were helpfully made by max upgraded ssr support cards that I could never have as a F2P. The only thing that is barely keeping me playing is the girls, Rudolf my beloved. Rant over.

>>538789824
>golshit metaslave talking
oh my days

>>538789751
My McQueen is the only one that's winning the races she can lol

how are our open friends doing? seal clubbing or getting stat padded

reposting again because of new thread:
if I'm 100% win ratio can I keep buying entry vouchers forever?

important video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ruASbrf-Q

>>538789751
I'm planning on building her to replace my Taishin because the bitch keeps jobbing

>>538789751
Pace chasers really got undersold this cm because of wit god saying to spend 90% of your effort on golshi

>>538789714
Thanks!

>>538789824
Sleeping Lion doesn't activate well afaik. Also mine has 1200 Stamina but usually activates cooldown in the final stretch.

>>538789824
In my experience when encroaching shadow actually triggers she can't be beat by similar power level horses, but it's pretty unreliable this CM with so many end closers often ending up with her slightly too far forward to proc it. She is definitely not a horse for a single Ace set up.

>>538789291
>and also my wallet.
Ah yes, the special SSR card.

>>538789276
>firm conditions
>winter runner
>750 + 1 gold stamina
I know Seiun Sky likes fishing but you don't need this much bait

>>538789907
I think you have a maximum amount of entries per dat

>>538789863
Every single gacha game in 2025 is precisely manicured to reach your credit card. Just quit.

DERBY BROS

>face up against two taurus platinum havers
>beat them both
lol

>>538789863
>words words words
get over it and just quit
so dramatic

>>538789770
donut anus

>>538789718
I'm sure you'll get her on the daily pulls. Just believe.

>>538789863
lmao just quit

>CM over for today, lets spend the training
>fast learner
Welp.
Thanks for nothing Mejiro.

>wall of text
>[-]

>>538789824
>All those retards crying about how they were gaslit into NOT rolling for taishit

>>538789824
Taishin is such a meme this cm, if she doesnt magically put herself into decent position by the time she uses shadow its over.

>saw 3 Taishins in 20 races
>all jobbed
>saw 7 different Uraras in 20 races
>all were useless
it's so funny seeing how easy people get influenced into using bad strategies because a youtuber told them

>>538789870
>he wasted carats to lose to the f2p meme uma
Oh no no no

>>538789883
Spread sheet. Check.
Calculator. Check.
Youtube guide. Check.
/uma/ helpers. Check.

It wasn't even close. My symboli missed B+ by only 23 points. It doesn't get any stronger then that I think. It was a brutal slaughter, a race against myself every single time.

>>538789724
their last guide got me to 16/20 today

Is there a way to build McQueen that doesn't force me to use the awful Special Week event card

>>538789490
Congrats umadacchi!

>>538789863
>as F2P.
lol
$7 gets you 20 pulls lil bro

>>538789863
Always hoyobabs who whine the most

why?

>decide to enter because fuck it
>pick big boy league
>pick 3 subpar barely A golshi, tachyon and nature
>sad that I couldn't win even one race
I was ready for disappointment but this has made me realize that this is totally and completely an autism and whale game.

The World Was Strong

I refuse to use goldship

>>538789863
>generous ZZZ is with currency
im sorry to say anon but hoyogames being many people's first gacha have really blinded some to how bad it can truly be.
>SS stat runners that I assume were helpfully made by max upgraded ssr support cards that I could never have as a F2P
this is wrong, you can get very strong cards as a F2P you just have to actually be smart about it.
Many people assumed that they would be okay by not rerolling, as in hoyogames you dont need to reroll at all. This couldnt be further from the case.
But yes, this is a real gacha game. Reroll for a strong account, buy a strong account, pay, or just save until it really matters.

>>538789863
practice this easy move

Not playing gold shit

I queued in the first hour, during the 'whale hour' he quality of horses I faced in all my matches today was nothing compared to the quality of horses I faced in random practice room matches. Majority of players seriously didn't build there horses right at all, and with the 1 win qualification, most of them will filter right through to the finals.

>>538789863
bye faggot

>>538789824
I always told idiots here its a whale uma.
Non-whales have shit power and end up fucked.
Also Golshies will always accelerate before her and do a block.

>>538789883
13/15 so far, my gold ship got blocked twice (once by my own nice nature......)
might farm more later

>>538790180
Stick around until you pull summer Maru. Quit if you don't though
That's what I'm waiting for

>>538789863
How are you such a bitch?
>ZZZ
I see

/uma/ - gaslight general

>make contrarians kneel
how is she so strong?

Are streamers still playing the game? Will we get Gemini finals kino?

>read porn
>find highquality oppai loli porn
>finish and cum buckets to said porn
>accidentally click on the uploader name instead of artist name
>it's litterally the Cuma dachoude
Small world we live in innit?

can't wait to see all the retards that are barely making the cut scrub out with 0 wins round 2 lmao

look at her go

>>538790185
Why is Global so sweaty compared to the other servers?

>>538790067
Thank you for your support, fujibro... 奇跡はおこるはず!

>>538790180
I feel you anon, got 2 wins with my oguri out of 10 races so far, and it's almost always second place for either oguri or golshi, this game is taunting me

>>538789863
This game is not for you... Rest in pieces!

>>538790312
We love to see it.

>>538790380
We quite literally have knowledge beforehand than JP did at the time.

>nyoooo I lost round one of pvp filled with casuals I'm gonna quit and play chinkslop instead
lol

>>538790331
her legs are like 9ft long, solid muscle. Unironically built different.

>>538790248
It's genuinely because this CM was hard to build for. My Golshi isn't even that great but she wins most of the time because she has SS and I grinded that out for her for a few days.
Only the whales are giving me a run for my money

>>538789262
This guy watches Seriru.

I'm very tempted to try to pull Seiun and then just quit if I don't hit her. I don't even know why. Boredom I guess? The game has lost a lot of its lustre because of how fucking Jewish cygames has been with carats. There's fucking nothing to do if you don't have a multiple MLB deck by now.

>>538790316
Unfortunately, I have to stick around for my wife. I'm gonna be here forever.

>My Umas aren't strong enough for all the A+-ranker whales
>But they're too good to qualify for the Open Cup
What do I do bros

>4/5, 5/5, 1/5 (!?), 4/5
I don't know what the hell happened in my third go but holy shit I was paired against so many whales AND I constantly gotBad-Awful moods on both of my aces. I'm pretty sure that's exactly how my Round 2 matches are going to go though so I'm glad I got to see what it's going to look like. It'll curb my hopes and enthusiasm significantly.

>>538790380
We have two servers of knowledge, we know roughly what is good. See: cancer cup and people already sweating over fronts.

Works fine on my machine.

>>538790436
But were sweatier than gooks who also had foresight

>>538789863
People are clowning on you but you're right. This game is retarded stingy with F2P income. I complained about it before and people were like 'the gibs' are the real income. IDK though because there haven't been any gibs in ages. Now people are all hyped up for the increase in income coming sept 22, but lets be real even if they literally doubled our daily income it still would be a pitiful amount of pities per year.

>>538790056
shitters all getting buck broken by Queen Golshi today

>>538790482
kitasan shock

>>538789987
Good is a mistranslation happened with the first CM too, it's actually firm. You are correct about the others though, make sure to not waste points on the wet condition skill

>>538790476
Accept your participation trophy and move onto the next CM.

>>538789524
How do you even get just 20k fans per day

>>538789313
>>538789725
Do not fall in love with a profile anons

>round 1 is casual tears and finals is tryhard tears
How long is this going to keep up before cm fatigue sets in?

>>538790530
Well, I honestly can't give you an answer other than that I hate gooks.

>>538790396
I got 3rd a few times but my stats were just incomparable compared to these leviathans and aspergers.

COMPLETE END CLOSER ANNIHILATION

HEY I DON'T WANNA SOUND LIKE A PARTY POOPER, BUT WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES YOU GOD DAMN FAGGOTS STOP LOSING IN CM AND GIVE ME CLUB POINTS IT'S BEEN 8 HOURS ALREADY

>multiple matches now where someone only went with one gold recovery
Damn graded is too easy all the autists went to open

My goldship 1200spd long S and spurt just ate shit to a mid 1000spd seiuen sky

evil naicha... no... don't...

>>538789824
Both Cooldown and Sleeping Lion are unironically the most flip floppy Gold Stamina skills we currently have in this game. Chancers are that Taishin either procced Cooldown way too early or not at all and Sleeping Lion didn't proc at all. It doesn't help that he's below 400 Wit.

>>538790469
based bro, im gonna stick to get the gorilla too

>>538790459
I know, surprised to find him in his comments as I and don't really watch any of the homos neither do I watch the women as they're all playing silksong

>>538790438
>"really likes the game"
>Mentions being F2P
>Hoyobab
>Threatens to quit over a PvP event in a 5 year old version of the game
>Puts effort into making a vent post nobody cares about
>Refuses to embrace ego death
>Has zero patience despite knowing what the game will be getting
What can you do.

>2 win
>4 win
>2 win
>3 win

And Nice Natie even placed.

It really is a 50-50 gamble. Either you come up against a person who has A+ whaled umas and you get blown the fuck out or it's just B/B+ casuals and you blow them the fuck out.

I think I can scrape into A finals based on RNG but I don't think I'd do better than last place there.

Literally me

>>538790369
nyoom

>>538790218
>you can get very strong cards as a F2P you just have to actually be smart about it.
>But yes, this is a real gacha game. Reroll for a strong account, buy a strong account, pay, or just save until it really matters.

based retard.

What deck are we using for cancer cup aces? 3 power / 3 speed? Or maybe 3 speed / 2 power / 1 Super Creek (For horses that don't get their own gold recovery)?

>>538789863
The game is stingy and global is being pimped
These are true facts
All that remains are whales and sunkcosters, typical Cygames IP
If you are f2p and didn't reroll and prioritize MLBing SRs, I feel for you

I'll be honest I didn't expect compensation for accelerated schedule. It's a no brainer for a game that's 4 years behind but I'm used to the global gibs just being "be thankful you know what will be meta". I'm sure it wouldn't have happened without the game exploding in popularity with normies but regardless. Are we witnessing the first gachaslop to give a shit about global?

>>538790709
she knew

>dodge the golshi gaslight
>dodge the pacechaser is bad gaslight
thank god i don't listen to youtubers

>>538790604
daily of finish a career and win a race I imagine

>>538790709
NEICHA LOOK OUT!

>>538790793
it costs nothing to reroll, which is how you get a bulk of you strong cards early on, anon

>>538790805
I guarantee they saw the drop in players from CM and didn't want another Priconne situation

>>538790380
>Why is Global so sweaty compared to the other servers?
And this just even makes me think it's more impossible to win Cancer CM finals. Frontrunners almost have 100% chance on winning, Seiun's ult is so broken that the moment you trigger her unique you just zoom the fuck in at Mach 9. The catch? Only one gets to proc Seiun's ult, and those are likely the whales.
Cancer CM is literally built for them, they don't get blocked unlike Golshi, they will 100% pass the wit check with their whale decks. We are in for a rude awakening.

>3/5
>2/5
>3/5
Round 2 is gonna be quite a shitshow for me kek

mayano fucking SUCKS

>>538785612
4/5
3/5
3/5
3/5

>>538790695
your back up pace or front ace? you aren't going to only rely on jobshi right?

>base my parent deck on skills from events
>none of those events trigger
nice game umatards

newfags crying over CM despite having all the info needed to succeed wouldn't last a day in GW dough

>>538789824
I assume you mean nemesis since shadow isn't position-based, and nah, two thirds of the time, if it procs it means you're already screwed since you should already be pushing toward first by the last corner on this track. It was pretty cool seeing it pop when position 1-6 are bunched on the corner so it goes off when it actually matters, but that only happened twice for me today.

>lose
>"uhhh everybody that beat me is a whale also what the fuck why is cygames so stingy why can't I roll for both umas and good support cards"

>>538790818
Based PaceCHAD making golkeks seethe.

>>538790519
Isn’t this the gay for Kita dyke

>>538789863
JUST WAIT FOR 1.5 WEEKS CYGENEROUS WILL SAVE US

>>538790915
take a hug

>>538790818
BASED

SPEEEEESHEEELLL WEEEEEKKKA

>>538790818
I don't think magical girls that have been empowered by starlight should be allowed to compete with natural horse girls. That's kinda like making natty bodybuilders compete against ones that use performance enhancing drugs.

What was Taishin supposed to do again? I have never seen one win so far.

>>538790918
newfags can't build a competitive uma anyway

Why do we care so much about early CMs when we just keep getting more and more of them?

>>538790912
my cracked end mayano also got shat on, but didnt spurt

>>538790909
Yeah she SUCKS and BLOWS

>>538790998
wait really?

>>538790805
they knew this cm would just be that brutal

>>538789863
You don't need affirmation from here because most of the people still around are sunk cost or just as tribalistic as the games they talk down on. This game is in many ways worse than FGO in terms of gacha economy which is amazing.

>>538780524
Not the original translator, but I've taken the liberty of translating and typesetting this.

keeping the brats in line

Your debuffers aren't doing shit this CM

>>538789161
I'll wait for Gold City and try to luck both of them

>>538790867
idk I felt the same way in BA even though I still burnt out of it, but if you waste your gems on meta units just to earn back a fraction of those gems in pvp rewards you're just playing the game wrong unless you really are a number autist
doubt they'll give too much extra but maybe it gives people more faith in global being supported

>>538791051
Potentially beat out Golshit if she doesn't get blocked (She always gets blocked)

>>538790805
100% their metrics say they're gonna have a dead game if they don't stop being so tremendously jewish. I bet the drop-off after CM1 was huge because of all the B+ players realising there's literally nothing to the game if you didn't reroll for MLB Kitasan + a few MLB SRs. A lot of people realised their accounts are genuinely, unironically bricked beyond saving and if they've dropped so much as $10 on the account, they aren't gonna reroll. They're just gonna say 'okay, I guess that's it for me' and leave.

>>538791072
Putting a little skin in the game makes it much more exciting. No alarm clocks, or second chances. As Tazuna would say, it's all come down to this.

>>538790983
>Isn’t this the gay for Kita dyke
cheval Grand from gacha = for (you)
cheval Grand from season 3 = for Kitasan Black
just think of anime cheval as an uma who wasn't blessed with chad trainer (you)
the anime umas will always be yuri coded

>>538791143
My debuffer doesn't give a shit about stamina and just removes speed from everyone else

>>538790998
How much is the correct % increase to compensate for the accelerated schedule?

>everyone and their mother starts proccing stamina eater
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>538790805
Inb4 it’s a boost to everything except carats

>>538791051
Morons rolled her because omg 3 star golshi
And her gold spurt is good
But then you realize her training gimmick sucks
And then you realize she has painful 20% guts
And then you realize nemesis is an inconsistent shit skill
And then you realize Anchors Aweigh is really really important for positioning at a critical time

>>538791202
Riddle me this batman, if so many people quit after CM1 why am I still queuing into shitter umas in CM2?

How do you get the "." epithet?

>>538790818
Fuck you, why are you bullying that very Nice Nature.

what are the best red skills to beat gold ship?

>>538791018
lmao we're watching the same stream
watch them go 1/5

>listen to every retard out there telling them to waste their carrots in the "next meta defining unit/support"
>get baited like a moron
>"hhhmmm game bad and all fans are tribalistic with sunk cost"
kek

>>538790918
You ever see that Bill Burr bit about black basketball players being called athletic but white ones being called smart? That's you right now. Nobody is looking at your full MLB $1000 deck and thinking "shit, how come I didn't think of that? I wish I had that information earlier".

>Every Seiun Sky in my races loss
>Every Taishin in my races loss
>Every Brian in my races won
>Every Mayano in my races loss (because they fucking ran her End Closer)
Maybe I should have gotten Brian.

>>538791334
Link?

>>538790114
>>538790314
post your umas, I got 5/5 and didn't see a single person using the green skills. with how low our wit is they are decisive in open

>metahog stat bonus spread
>better speed boost on her speed boost unique than 95% of others because Reasons
>fucking everywhere because everyone spent their vouchers on her
>good on every track
>going to become meta and everywhere, again, when christmas alt releases
I think I hate Oguri Cap as much as I hate Gold Ship.

>>538791202
I like playing occasional runs and CM gives me some direction to take those runs. I know people who don't even bother and just like doing rare runs and rolling with no regard for spark. More people just need to learn to play casually even if a game has a pvp mode.

Nice Nature = Dishonest racing
Gold Ship = Dishonest racing

>>538791334
Link?/Name? I could go for some tears rn.

>#1 Favorite in my lobby
>Gets 7th
why was it even Favorited?

>>538790818
is spe the only one with that last spurt animation cycle

>>538791235
good thing season 3 was shit

>no straightaway spurt
>no Long S
>still 90% winrate
what's your excuse huh?

>>538791374
She's only good if her unique activates so she needs to not get lucky chaser or she'll just die

>>538791178
Is it genuinely in her code to not be able to move to the outside the way Goldship does? It's insane how she hugs the inside line to her death everytl time.

>>538791318
Dunno. Can you explain why I got a "Can't find anyone" message when I tried to queue up earlier?

B+? More like joB+

>>538791393
Tazuna is retarded

>every 1st place in my races is gold ship
I mean she's literally the best you know?

>>538791393
Pretty sure favorite is just based on the score. Why an 11457 is the highest scoring uma in graded league, you got me.

>>538791158
Gold City looks cute and I'd like her too, but I won't have enough carats for her after I inevitably run out of luck and have to spark my Fuji waifu.

Oguri...

All of you 5/5 braggarts ought to start a room and see who the real 5/5er is.

>>538791161
BA is insanely easy to save sparks if you arn't retarded. I only started like a year ago and have basically all meta units and 120k rocks right now. It's nothing like the f2p economy in this game.

>>538791379
>>538791392
ttv/nonpon but I think it's one of their friends playing rn

>>538791381
sec I play on my phone and can't edit images on it

none of my stam cards are mlb except for borrowing super creek so its been doomed from the start, it's actually impossible to max stam and have above 900 speed with my loadouts

>>538790396
>>538790469
>>538790659
You've got great taste so you can't leave I won't forgive you. I won't, okay?! Please don't... But yeah, I agree.

Can we just have one more good old cry about gold ship this cm please. I want people calling for total goldship death again.

>>538791415
We don't whale like you

>>538791510
Thats the bizzare part, my taishin was #4 fav even though it had 12k points

>>538791361
I haven't put a single dime in this game bro, just be smart with what you got :)

>>538791415
Turns out all you really need is 1195/1119/862, it's easy when you put it that way.

>>538791568
>I am a weak B rank trainer

>>538791051
>What was Taishin supposed to do again?
lose to pacegods

>Top Cun just straight dies on her own Legend Race
Kek who designed this?

>>538791587
dont worry summer goldship is broken

my wives

>>538791415
>no spurt no S
>godlike trainings

>>538791393
>>538791510
>>538791614

>>538791621
Post your winning ace and their deck.

inb4 excuses why you cant

YOU GUYS TOLD ME FRONT WAS A MEME FOR CM2. I AM LITERALLY PISSING AND SHITTING EVERYWHERE
she didn't place in any other race and I only brought her to keep some Pace shitter from becoming GOD but lmfao

>>538791659
Please keep posting more pacegods embarrassing endkeks.

>>538791568
You can always get around it by slamming URA finale sparks and praying for them to proc
I'm running 3LB McQueen and 1LB Super Creek and can hit 1k stamina doing this

I can see why the japs are addicted to this shit. Shitty trainings can ruin your day but then you high roll and get to watch peak races

>>538791678
>godlike training
More like godlike spending

>>538790891
Been saying this for weeks. This CM is riddled with RNG and f2ptards don't even realize that's good for us.

I just now realized how late surger seeded my account is. I have all the cards I need to build a parent for late surgers.

>>538789751
My McQueen is at 50% win rate, 10/10 uma

Daily races are so tedious please tell me that make this shit less annoying

>>538789210
so was 2-3 gold recoveries misinfo? literally 1 gold recovery spe manages to win just fine

Disciplining Maya with my giant thick horse COCK

Should I start unfollowing all the Gemini cup parents I followed now? Feels kinda weird but I doubt I'll use them again.

>>538791671
Wait a second...

Pls help pick

I've done some testing, but am getting wildly different results every time. Also for some reason ticketzo is the only one that's won in a test room.

>>538791770
it's to cover debuffs

>>538791579
>You've got great taste so you can't leave I won't forgive you. I won't, okay?! Please don't... But yeah, I agree.
If I could tolerate hoyo story slop for two years then I can live with jobbing cm for the next two decades, the umas are more than worth my cm seething kek

>>538791714
The honse in question

>>538791714
most of my losses have been whales doind double or triple front desu

>>538789824
> Taking professor of curvature instead of maxing long corners and end closer straights
Some people have gold and squander it

>>538791812
You should have sex. With your wife!

>>538790818
Who said pace chaser was bad? they're second only to S tier goldship. the best team is like mcqueen goldship taishin

>>538791593
>>538791741
i only buy the daily carat pack and i dont even have kitasan 3lb, next excuse you weaklings.

>Golshi was front running in a few of my races today.
Holy shit the competition is awful.

Should I ever turn star pieces of useless Umas into Clovers?

>>538791812
My random 3 pow 6 stam 9 long goldshi got me 160 followers despite being goldshi.
I'll miss the hundred daily points.
Maybe i'll luck out into a decent Seiun Sky parent.

>>538791873
Making that single Bourbon fucking killed me and she was like 1/100. I'm just thrilled that I let BEST GIRL get herself a TSS win. Vodka love.

>>538791385
I actually hate the fat retarded even more than Gold Ship. At least Gold Ship is an actual character, but Cygames decided to force the blandest nothing character down your throat for the next 5 years for some reason.

>>538791770
you only really need like 1, but none of them are guaranteed to proc so with like 300-400 wit and 3 skills you have a pretty solid chance to get at least 1 of them

no one cares about day 1 results, literally everyone is in the same pool, day 3 with group A is where the beheading begins, you are not impressive by stomping on casuals

>>538791381
Sure. Try not to laugh and bully me too hard. In hindsight, they aren't really anything great to look at, but damn it worked out perfectly. It's very interesting though. Not once did I ever encounter anyone using a green skill either. Maybe I'll meet them next time.

>>538790891
>Only one gets to proc Seiun's ult
really? what's the condition. that's dumb as fuck.

>>538792001
only after you 5 star them

>>538792001
>Should I ever turn 5 stars that cost an entire pull to get into 5 clovers worth 3% of a pull?
you sound retarded so yeah

So everyone with an MLB SR is a whale now?

>>538792165
Shrimple, you have to be in first.

>>538792001
Clovers are quite literally the worst currency in any game played in the past 3 years.

I thought you all told me the random moods were supposed to be gone this CM

>>538792103
This, day 1 is just casuals getting distressed. The salt farm should be the finals, quit chest thumping over the little stuff it's embarrassing for you.

>>538791831
Neicha. I have been stomping powerlets all day.

>>538792251
*hugs*

Yeah...

>>538792214
i guess

>>538792251
For the final race, not for the others

>>538792165
Be first on the a corner in the late-race

>>538792001
Clovers are almost worthless, you might as well just five star your umas to make your collection pretty.

>>538792251
People said random moods were supposed to be gone. They aren't. People said you would only need 1 win to qualify for group A. You need 3. People don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

>>538791415
>people told me debuffers were useless
>all the people winning are running debuffers
bruh this is actually gaslight general

>>538792214
I giot Eishin Flash and King Halo MLB off free rolls before I spent a dime, so no.

>>538792214
Some f2poor here has been seething over people with mlb SRs for weeks.

>>538792103
You're going to see some premium salt once the people who barely scraped to round 2 go 0/5 and exit the event with nothing.

>>538792219
>>538792367
So that's why people run triple front runners with it, huh? Whichever one of their front runner procs it wins automatically.

Teio!

>>538792432
>he actually thinks NN made a difference to his whaled character wins

>>538792432
I made one today after going into CM test rooms and noticing my triple aces are getting debuffed 90% of the time.

>>538788996 (OP)
ONSEX WITH NINGENS

>>538792432
> Even tighter stamina requirements than the previous CM
> But because your Nice Nature only has one gold debuff now she is useless don't bring her!
You need to think on your own a little

i'm starting to think front runner is a psyop

>>538792387
you're genuinely retarded. people were saying you only need one win to get to group B now instead of 2 in group A, which is true, and now moods are set to great in the FINALS only, which will also be true. learn to read please.

>>538792103
There is barely any filter. Most rooms are casuals facing off against casuals. With 6 (or is it 9) chances to get 3 wins against other casuals, means almost all of them will filter through to round 2 group A, and round 2 group A will be almost as easy/hard as it is today for everyone everyone. Then most of them will still manager one 3 win against other casuals, and they'll all end up in the finals. So by your logic nothing is impressive.

> Absolutely amazing run, 1000/700/1000 by mid 3rd year
> I get a mood down from a failed training and forget to do the career goal
FUCK

*rapes you*

>>538790891
>smart falcon with three greens + groundwork + playtime's over and 1200 wit
Congratulations you cucked every single front runner

>>538792387
Random moods will be gone after 5~6 CMs, only a retard who can't fucking read would not understand this

>>538792103
Maybe. Sure, sure. However. it feels good

>>538792635
lmao

Jesus

>>538792481
Also frontrunners push each other to go faster. If you ever get caught running one front against two people who aren't running any, it actually turns into a lemon because the AI stops working correctly. Not super likely once front meta cometh, but it could happen.

>>538791717
>Please keep posting more pacegods embarrassing endkeks
mcqueen will feed you
>>538791938
i've seen people in other threads claiming that pace just outright loses to golshi.
>the best team is like mcqueen goldship taishin
I think Brian is stronger than Taishin. I'm not running golshi just because I want to see if I can win just by gambling on one of my pace getting promoted. unexpectedly opponents running multiple fronts has been helpful since the increased stamina consumption lets my umas stam mog everyone. Things will probably look worse round 2 when stat mogging won't be a factor

>>538792731
Nah i'd win.

>>538792731
>this thing will lose

>>538792731
post the deck under career info

>>538792731
>700 power
>no spurt
kekaroo

>>538792731
>uma stan
show deck

>>538792635
kek
I like it
nice

>>538792731
Would still lose to an uncapped Uma with spurt

>>538792104
it's interesting how it's a different take at the race. while I maxed my stamina, got only one recovery and focused at getting green skills, you just balanced the status and used the extra points to get some extra skills.
Yesterday I made a room to test my team and got mogged by a narita brian with 2 recoverys and slight worse status. checking the race sim I came to the conclusion she was winning because her unique procs later than my front runner ones
>>538792635
how effective was the Nice nature? I got hit by them in two races, but ended so far ahead that I think the debuffs fail to make a difference against 3 front runners

>>538789160
>grown woman beefing with a ten year old
Sad!

>>538792731
>no spurt
Thank god

>>538792432
I just ran out of time to make three aces that have a better than marginal chance of winning so I threw in a debuffer as filler. I scored 10/20 today though, so I wouldn't say I'm a winner.

>>538792432
I went 13/15 with 3 aces

what the fuck? i just lost to this

>>538791381
The 15% losses were ALL to goldship. Undeniable proof that uma is a GOLSHI game!

>>538792547
That's fucking weird.

>>538792731
/uma/ will call this a brick because no spurt

>>538792976
SOU

>>538792842
It was a whale I barely lost to earlier, but he had a generic 3spd/2stm/Tazuna deck with an insane amount of sparks on his parents, in which I don't think they were borrowed.

>>538792976
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?

Running my CM1 golshi because I couldn't build a single viable alternative. and I think I'm actually having an easier time than during CM1.

>>538792731
No spurt.

>>538792731
>no spurt
>low power
This thing isn't going to accelerate

>>538790891
Guess I will just run two front-debuffers + Oguri.

>>538792807
>that ult
>after weeks of /uma/ redditor posting about how "you only le proc her ult when you already le lost the race!"
I fucking kneel....

>>538792976
Beeline burst proc'd twice most likely.

>>538792976
>He fell for the 1200 stamina + 3 gold recovery

>>538789527
Who's that umamusume?

>>538792731
this is a normal whale, I'm more afraid of white whales

Yeah, i guess i will just prepare for CM3 and chill for this one.

>got +B umas
>2/5 is the best I can do

>>538792976
CERO

>>538793146
damn what NN doing with all that?

bros i forgot to REDEEEEM the free purple tickets and just kept queueing, but the matchmaking still worked! i thought you needed those to queue hmm?

>>538792693
>>538793130
Those are pretty valid strat. I'm running pace condor and late Grass myself.

>>538793210
Bro? CM3 will be even a bigger whalefest than this one.

>>538791415
i have accepted this game isn't for me. people pay more than me and i can't keep up. i'm uninstalling, hope you have fun when you're only against gigawhales like yourself.

>>538792731
Fuck Spurt, that shit is gaslight and cope. The only real issue here is this Golshi getting to ahead mid game and missing the timing to activate her ult, that's a reason to actually lose to Golshis whose ult activates on time.

>>538792481
Yes. My Front only won when there was another Front runner. I'm not planning on running her at all if I make it to Finals. Just like CM1, she only exists to keep any Pace Chasers from becoming the God of all Umas.

So much for the pace promotion cope.

>>538793285
Breeding.

>>538793294
You paid 60 carats for no reason basically

>>538792902
NN was very effective most B-unders are bringing tons of pace chaser and she just demolishes them only lost to another goldships which is why I'm enhancing nature tomorrow with more end closer fuckery, and I might try uncapping goldship (or at least lowering other stats) and giving some recovery skills and spurt and obviously S aptitudes
I didnt farm those at all, 5 careers total, two NN, two oguris and 1 gold ship with a bunch of stamina cards

>>538792976
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?

>>538792976
damn nigga picked beeline burst in the director event lmao pretty based

I got fucking rugpulled...

>just level up friendship first bwo
>4 spd 2 stam deck

wtf this is like the 3rd run that this happens

>>538793294
it's free tickets or carrots but max of 4 entries. No idea why it's like that. Easy to miss the tickets being in the special missions area

>>538791381
Just updated my Oguri with a lucky run.

Wtf, just lost to a golshi with A speed.

>>538793160
Shinko Windy

genuinely think capped stamina and 3 gold recovery is too much that you are wasting points that can be used for power or speed training instead
fucking youtubers man

>>538792995
I was talking about open. they have different ideas around the perfect uma, in open it's about how many green skills you can get and how close to perfection you can get your power/speed, graded seens to be about how much can you push your status and other skills

Your job is to satisfy hors, whatever the need is

>>538793489
bro the debuffers
>nobody brings them
nice fucking game

>>538793136
nta. Even if that ult did nothing in the race, only winning with that OST is already peak performance

You love to see it

>>538792731
>powerlet
I do not fear this
>no spurt
I'm 100% winrate against niggas with spurt.

>>538793489
> Following youtubers instead of picking up a damn calculator
I told you bro. I told you about the staminas

>>538793378
AAAIEEEEEE should i reroll?

>>538793550
I bring them

>>538793489
Seriru thought the meta was going to be golshi + 2 debuffers again. But people are running 2-3 aces now so he overshot.

>>538793337
That's generally not going to happen unless there are five closers (which desu is a real possibility this cm but still). Position keep leaves Golshi holding back until the ult is ready to pop.

>>538793432
Having 400 stam early is good for cooldown gacha.

>>538792976
UMAMUSUME IS WIT GAME? No.
Umamusume is fucking RNG and the RNG said "kek get fucked"

>just want to use my favorites
>can't because every single youtuber is recommending s long + spurt goldshi to shitters so I'm forced to tryhard myself too
I hate this shitty horse so fucking much

>>538792731
you know that guy was mad as fuck he didn't get spurt. can you check the legacies to see how many spurt stars he had?

>>538793610
source?

>>538793550
see
>>538791415

>>538793610
can you link that?

my results for the day. better than i expected tbdesu. no spurt or S long unfortunately, the stars never aligned.
group A will kick my ass

>>538793489
These dumb griefters overvalue the LE DEBUFFERS so much it's insane
I rarely even see nice nature proc all seeing eyes

>>538790891
why do you think that one SEA youtuber recommended block bakushin strat
you build her to cuck the 1st place just long enough for your late surger or end closer to close the gap, then it's just a game of strategy multipliers

>they think F2Ps can compete with triple front runner whales
It's not too late to take the Late Gambler pill.

>>538793550
I'm running Double O late surger savyy just to hit everyone possible, with enough speed for her to gas out and fall to 5th RIGHT when i need her to.

>>538793483
Ah, one for the brapfags.

when does goldshi fall out of meta for CM

>>538793682
Real niggas use their favorites regardless

>>538793682
My favorites? Goldship, Seiun Sky, Christmas Oguri, and summer maruzensky.

>>538793684
I can't see past races right? It was the last race I ran like an hour ago and just didn't post it because it was near the end of the thread.

>>538793643
He said like 1200 stam + guts is enough for 3 gold though. So you can have 900 stams.

>>538793303
At least for CM3 i can train King Halo and maybe win

>>538793682
fuck off to >>>/umajp/ faggot

>>538793767
It's too early to take the late gambler pill...

>>538793682
>reeee youtubers are the reason im losing

>>538793624 >>538793693 >>538793771
>Sample size of three

>>538793689
>>538793706
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FR2qtkoc5teRJJ3Qnde6PaMevsdubXuJpsg09CTFtVo

>>538793786
lol
lmao

>>538793767
What if I'm a late gambler whale?

>>538793646
That happens more than you'd think. I actually dropped a capped SPD + S for a capped SPD + A so that actually stops happening and it worked. Granted with Seiun out there and people already betting on her skill, the number of Front and Pace skyrocketed so the chances of that happening actually dropped by now

>>538793324
lol

>>538793716
You got lucky there, you might luck out in A as well.

>>538793654
Horseshit. I've had more agemasen at fucking 800+ end of run than makween deciding to speedrun her shit and just fork it over on the first 3 turns with less than 200 stamina

>>538793767
I don't have hanshin J.F banner for pot 5 grass...

>>538793767
but i am. The gamble went 0/5 0/5 1/5 0/5

>>538793767
It's actually too early cause Late isn't really playable until in like 2 years.

>>538793808
If you already finished the set of 5 runs and claimed the prize box, then the history is gone I think.

My oshi? Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky and Christmas Oguri.

>>538793867
Yes they are the peanut gallery, debuffers are the biggest meme since running less than 2 aces is suicidal.
You got played if you went for stammaxxing.

>>538793760
bro literally nobody is going to run that meme shit. it's just like the garbage haru urara strat for this one, zero urara shitters in sight

>>538792731
No spurt
A lot of wasted stats and skill points on stamina

Unironically glue

Cumming in Mayano's shoes and making her wear them again

Gold City is good for CM 3?

>>538793989
>requests dirt shoes

I'm thinking about just skipping watching the races, bros. It's too depressing to watch someone pass you on the final corner and know it's just over there with zero chance of a comeback.

>>538793682
my favorite hand in Texas Hold'em poker is AA
because that makes me the most money pretty often

>>538793786
Cm3 but she comes back later for Pisces which is a heavy rain 3200m track

>>538794089
I had someone bring an urara and she pushed his own gold ship to the front which fucked her ult
not complaining since I won that one

>>538793682
Fuck the Golshis, just try your best with your favorites.

>>538794089
But Falcon is just the premium version of it and nobody thinks she is weak.

>>538793914
Seiun's skill is pretty marginal this cm. The only hope front has is if they get so far out in front of the pack no one can catch up. I'm just running her because I want to see her smile.

>>538794089
I think I saw at least four today. I think they won every time too (not thanks to Urara, Goldshit McMeta just carries retards).

>>538793953
I haven't train that much because of white and pink autism is more important than the gold skill nowadays but makween always kek me when I'm on 395 or close to that compared to 600.

>>538794150
That's the worst thing about this race. 99% of them are already decided by the start of the last 600m.

>>538794181
I bet she's weak to forehead kisses

>>538793682

>throw in goldship to wins
>put my cute oshi taishin
>throw in meme tachyon with 4 gold recoveries for fun

The competition right now is retarded, just won a race against 6 pacers and top all 3 top places.

i don't think i've run into a single taishin that actually won so far

>>538793767
I'm running Goldshit for CM3 though.

>>538794271
I trained well over 100 (probably 200 I have no life) honse for CM2, all with Makween in the deck. I do not believe that fucking agemasen chart in the Google Doc for a single second.

>>538794089
enjoy losing CM3 to the giga whale with 3 front runners then

>>538794176
9/11 buff doesn't count

>>538794361
Thats the norm going into the finals too.

>>538794365
I saw one with Encroaching Shadow and got scared
>lol gold ship wins
>lol TWO gold ships (neither had Spurt) beat her

>>538794365
Same. None even stood a chance.

>>538794089
IDK, I'm considering the blockushin strat. It makes sense to me. At the very least I'm gonna give it a try in some practice rooms.

>>538793957
Grass doesn't use JF... She uses Asahi Hai

>>538794181
Will we see Falcon seethe over CM3?

>>538794496
I already have a beta version of an S Turf Falco. My body is ready.

I just ran a race where no one activated their recoveries and we all gassed out, shit was fucking hilarious

I just pick my best umas.

>>538794353
But anon, her forehead is protected by her bangs.

>>538794560
Who limped to the finish line?

I think I'm going to run Vodka and Daiwa for CM3. Unsure about 3rd horse, maybe Suzuka.

>>538794496
I hope we get angry cuck memes

>>538793767
waiting for El

your """"""f2P"""""" goldshit isn't winning cm3 against triple front whales bro stop coping just because you got that taurus cup title LMOA

>>538794621
Promoted McQueen Pace that managed to get far enough ahead before running out

>>538794176
maybe i've just been unlucky but i've struggled to get a maya career off the ground. i did 4 or 5 runs, none of which got even 700 stamina i think and wound up running tachyon as my second uma instead.
my tachyon sucks too though so maybe i'll try again

>>538794089
I saw an urara, probably not making it very far though.

>>538794492
I probably mistake the banner on vodka. Who got the asahi hai mandatory campaign other than her? Preferably not *3 because I don't have it. The stats are too fickle to try without the bonus stat early on.

I feel bad stomping open league with just 1k stamina

>>538793760
Yeah, I'm running Seiun and a debuffer Air Groove, and the Groove is almost always at least a couple lengths ahead going into the final leg just because of the high wit. Fortunately, she dies as soon as spurt happens and gives up first just in time to hit the corner, but it's actually absurd how just throwing a hight wit into front is enough to keep them in first by the end of the second phase.

Is Seiun Sky a tomboy ?

>>538794089
i actually saw like 5 uraras today, not sure if it was for a strat or just as a sign of respect for her recent passing

>>538794683
Where’s your Taurus title

>>538793870
Ty
Do you also have the googledocs spreadsheet for CM3 parent building?

>Evil Bakushin bringing victory to her team
I haven't seen any actual debuffers this time. A bunch of Natie with All-Seing Eyes thrown in their regular build but that's it.
And considering how many time my Aces just fucking *walked* to overtake others in the last straight, I guess a ton of people either miscalculated the stamina requirements, or didn't take any margin against even a single stamina debuff.

Guess I will make more Evil Bakushin runs tomorrow, it was more of a meme idea but look like it might be worth the effort to make an actual good one.

>>538793682
>Gold Ship isn't his favorite
sucks to suck buddy
get better taste in umas

>>538794803
>irrelevant question
>lust provoking image

>>538794803
She fishes. It's a solid 'yes'.

I don't care how bad front runner meta is, thank the FUCKING LORD I don't have to run another golshit career for the foreseeable future. I hate this fucking bitch so much.

>>538794935
>922 power
>turf S
Yeah there's your spurt

>>538794874
It's a (shitty meme) strat. The people using her probably don't know Urara died, but they may or may not eat rye grass.

>>538793760
How is a blockushit suppose to stop built whale frontrunners?
They all have groundwork and a page of speed skills. You can't hold them back unless your meme pow build is as equally built.

>>538794803
body wise kinda, personality no

this is out of 20, she only wins when goldshi gets blocked or doesn't proc spurt, why is she so weak bros

>>538794935
damn this goldship fucks

>>538794935
you have like effective 1000 power

>>538794874
wrong image tehe

>>538794935
>the glue in question
>>538794984
>>538795019
I know, right?

>>538795027
damnit ;_;
I hate to see it, every single time.

>win my first 3 races
>damn this CM is easier than i thought
>4-1
>1-4
>2-3
>2-3
oh...

>>538790891
>hurp durp the whales bro
I remember the first thing anons answered me when I asked "what is this upcoming CM event?" is that it's a whale event, a PVP event only whales can enjoy winning and here we are, I'm f2p and Taurus was easy, now I finished first day 14/20 and my losses were mostly to people with even worse umas than mine, so fuck this doomposting shit, shove it up in your ass bro. Thank you.

>>538794874
it's supposed to pace down the lobby and fuck over taishin and maybe cause pacers to ult early

Guess I should be happy to have won 1, since I only started a week and a half ago. Need to spend more money on the game of course.

19 wins
my only loss to some random golshi with 900/1000/600 random skills
meanwhile was slaying every single meta whalenigs
uma is a meme rng game

>>538795140
Based. I saw some absolute zoo animals today. What was blud thinking?

>same winrate as Taurus
Kek

How do I reach A rank consistently as mostly F2P? Do I have to "get good"?

>0-5
>0-5
Well, maybe Graded wasn't a good idea.

>>538795214
if you're running golshi you have no right to talk about metafags

>>538795202
>I need to spend more money to win open
You really don't.

>>538795276
you need to get lucky

>>538795276
High-roll/luckshit. Gamble on any rainbows below 20%. Juicy borrowed parent sparks. Look for 9* blue wherever your deck is weakest + URA Finale

https://youtu.be/I5wfdzlz5Ls?si=HfcUq1Sp0KPkLEAx this is so not sigma =(

>>538795214
>calling other people meta whales with those Umas

>>538795214
>meanwhile was slaying every single meta whalenigs
>implying you're not one yourself
Ok nigger

>>538795214
how the fuck does that taishin only have 20% wr

>>538795202
Yeah one week ago puts you super far behind, its not entirely your fault I think on that. You missed out on lots of time, log-ins, etc. Spending more is probably not the best idea. Just stick with it and do your dailies, log-in every day. Do a career here an there. Dumping cash on the game won't help yourself very much if you're not really good at finessing the game yet.

>>538795393
>going all beta

>>538791072
some anon said that named race titles get reworked into DISTANCE titles during some update so if you miss any CM titles now you are basically permanently bricked

ITS UP
ITS UP
ITS UP

Why does Taiki glaze Suzuka in not one but FOUR (4) events?

>>538795459
from not taking 1st

>>538795276
buy an account with mlb kita and creek already on it from the Chinese

>>538795459
TAISHIN S TIER BRO
TAISHIN META FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS BRO
TRUST ME

i'm scared of queueing, i couldn't win last CM and i may not even get B graded this time

>>538795214
>every uma over 14k
>18/19 wins were with Taishin and Golshi
Yeah, fuck the meta whalenigs, am I right fellow dudes?

>>538795214
>those Taishin stats
>20% winrate
Be honest with me /uma/. Was the Taishin will murder and rape everyone in CM2 narrative a gaslight.

Holy moly

>>538795495
You want at least 627 stam regardless of strategy to guarantee the speed buff.

>>538795214
this has to be bait. nigga is a mega metawhale

>>538795559
uhhh
>>538795495

>>538795495
>I finally get to use Suzuka

>>538795495
>run more debuffs on your ace
I'm not good at the this game, or very smart. I'm printing this chart out though, and tossing it right in the bin. Fuck debuffing.

Around Teio, beware

>>538795495
Wake me up when Seriru drops the Cancer Cup video.

>>538795214
>S rank Taishin jobbing with a 20% WR
Jesus. So she actually is just shit? Metaniggers lied for no reason?

>>538795214
Did you think running grass gave you the pass to call other people metanigs?

>>538795495
is front El Condor Pasa the new debuffer Urara, I've seen like 4 retards shilling it when everyone with a brain knows it's gonna suck

>>538795495
>Only own 3/7 S tier umas
Yup it's a cancer cup alright.

>>538795495
they already removed the medal with the sign image?

>>538795575
it was overrated from it doing so well before. Like people run stalling front runners to counter it and she can cuck herself against bad umas by overtaking them too early

>>538795495
this is the garbage that claimed taishin was meta lulno

>>538795214
>full lineup of S and A+ tier umas
>complaining about meta and whales
nigger you are retarded

>>538795497
game recognizes game

>>538795595
>trusting the koreaniggers once again
ISHYGDDT

>>538795459
idk man, she sims mean/median about +2 lengths against my golshi, just keeps losing, I think she's retarded.
>>538795320
>>538795443
i never said i wasnt one of them, my point is my only loss was to a completely random golshi that should never beat mine, let alone 3 of them, while every meta whalenig like me lost pretty bad to me.

Yay!

>>538795618
It's not a debuffer retardbro, look at her ult again

YOU KEPT TELLING ME HOW IMPORTANT STAMINA IS AND I KEEP LOSING TO UMAS WITH 800 STAM AND 2 GOLDS

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>day 1 conclusions of the entire cm

its like CM1 again lol

>>538795603
Just think how strong she will be when she can run great nige

Redpill me on the new Pasa, is she powercreep?

>>538795495
>front pasa
>turf falco
XDDD

Damn he really can't win huh?

there should be automatic segregation of whales and my fellow f2poors

>GUTS
>WIT
>GUTS
>WIT
>GUTS
>WIT
>GUTS
>WIT
>GUTS
>WIT

>>538795603
You weren't using her for the previous CMs?

>>538795750
If you brought a single debuffer, you would have won those races.

>>538795743
I'm comparing her to Urara to imply both are meme strats that don't work bro

>>538795582
Explain? Why is there a speed buff for stam requirements and does this include recoveries.

I'm in open so it's not a big deal, but I'm demolishing everyone with my f2p team. It's not never a sweaty one, I've just been playing on my work breaks. You guys told me this would be whales only!

>>538795497
It's a hint for a secret event where you can potentially race and beat suzuka, of course it's bullshit though since taiki can't run mediums at all without investment

>>538795614
honestly yes, grass is love, and I need to honor her

>>538795276
Get good help.
RNG help more.
Also maxxed cards. Not necessarily SSR, SR already do a ton of work at level 45.

>>538795495
i don't have silence suzuka, seiun sky, or narita taishin
bakushin, daiwa scarlet and el it is

>>538795803
>he has no idea about the Falcon menace

She is fucking unstoppable on Mile

>>538795613
She'll be a lot better next CM (for real this time)

>>538795792
Her next costume after this is a poncho and sombrero and she plays mariachi trumpet during the entire race.

>>538795810
Who we watchin?