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THE GOAT

this thread now belongs to pekora

fucking hell any other elaborate titles i should know about?

>>535603771 (OP)
It's a MARVELOUS world and we're just living in it

Matikanetannhauser

Sex with Suzuka.

Now answer my question -- were you Rushed, or did you Late Start?

gentle reminder that seiun sky is a cuck

>>535603872
that's actually not too bad

>>535603771 (OP)
MARVELOUS LIFE-AFFIRMING THREAD

DOOMERS WELCOME FOR CONVERSION TO THE MARVELOUS CREED.

Hopeful status?

>>535603771 (OP)
how long until Taurus cup

>>535603894
Omatsuri mambo

My wife

>>535603936
Estelle got this

>>535603915
flatter than suzuka, this has to be a man

ASS
S
S

>>535603908
both...

>>535603872
A bunch. Each uma has their unique one and there are a bunch that require parents to have fulfilled their conditions too.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/nicknames

quick reminder that your trainee will eventually rape you

MARUZENSKY
YOU'RE OLD
YOU HAVE AN APARTMENT
YOU HAVE A CAR FFS
WHY ARE YOU STILL IN TRACEN

Digitan LOVE

>>535604029
me on the right

>>535603914
is there much more taiki and nishino art out there or are the japs eternally buckbroken over it?

>>535603872
https://gametora.com/umamusume/nicknames

IT'S MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIM! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hags run this

>>535603965
how many stamina do tachyon need if she somehow has 4 gold stam + her skill

Bets?

>>535603872
I got one on Golshi called Unpredictable

AAAAAARGGGGGGG WHY DID YOU NOT GIVE ME SWINGING MAESTRO ON MY BEST RUN STATS WISE YET YOU DAMN SUPER TITS
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>535603936
>185 stamina
>155 guts
Hopeless.

>>535604139
300

>>535604079
leave her alone?!!??!??!?!

>>535604061
Good.

Hey

>>535604141
if you did no risk trainings in the past, you go through

>>535604141
Fail, All stat down, mood down.

MARVELOUS!

i think im going to try to cobble together some Top Gear/Top Uma shitpost videos or pictures at least, give me some good ideas
>tonight on Top Uma
>Gold Ship kills her trainer with a brick
>Oguri goes to a Golden Corral
>...and Tokai Teio inhales helium.

>>535604021
>>535604193
My cow got this

>>535604401
>>535604419
Winners win.

>>535604018
>>535604260
I love the goofy screams she makes

>>535604210
whoops guess I overdid it

Orange uma love

Proof that I made it up to her

>>535604396
this shit will never not be funny

Did you know? In the hit game, "Uma Musume: Pretty Derby", there is a hidden stat known as "Guts Priority". This stat is applied to each and every support card, regardless of its type! And it is always set to "999", regardless of its level!

>kitasan didnt finish
>super creek didnt finish
useless support cards

>>535604495
why is there an emphasis on the third straw?

>want Narita Brian
>really need better Speed SRs
guess i hope i get Brian fast and dump the remaining carats into the Super Creek banner with no spark.

>>535604485
nice, now do this 30 more times and you might just win the tarus cup!

>>535604056
START RUNNING

>>535604490
She's great

>>535604643
i love that this game has as much gambling as real life horse racing

>>535604508
you have 3, 2* ult is not good

brats seducing her trainers should be expulsed from Tracen

Wew that's early.

what's even the point of playing when someone who gets paid to send pictures of cum tributes will do better in CM than me

What a retarded title.

So who are you looking forward to drolling most anons?

Bakuwife

>>535604113
>>535604348
I saw this scene for the first time like an hour ago and it isn't suggestive in the slightest like I expected it to be, there's more sexual tension between Spe and a plate of dinner.
You guys are horny as fuck.

>>535604348
holy

>>535604820
Doto, Kawikami, and then Satono.

>>535604797
wealth can't buy luck

>>535604795
breed hag

>>535604842
maybe you are just gay

>>535604468
>TONIGHT!
>Matikanetannhauser wears a hat.
>Rice Shower wears a hat.
>And I(Gold Ship)... wear a hat.

The (you)ness in this game is too much...

>>535604820
Not this bitch that's for sure

>>535603872
this one is a pain in the ass to get

Trainer, I think I'm going to fall foal you!

>>535604527
...only to ruin her day again

YJK

cut it a bit close

yeah its downhill from here if they dont release the next scenario with a free 100 pull. Many will drop the game.

Maruzenky sounds thirsty as fuck like what the hell, calm yourself lady

>>535603872
can you use the epithet on any of that trainee once you get it or can you only use the title on the uma doing the run?

Does the graded league give better rewards on default, even if you just win a couple of races compared to open?

>>535604842
that's because you didn't see the extra bluray content

>>535604914
>Satono
which one

>>535605149
you can only use epithets on the trainees that earned them

>>535605139
shes reaching her twilight years, give her some foals trainer-san

SEX WITH HAGS

>>535605072
dantsu love!

>>535605198
Is she licking his nipples?

>>535605154
3rd place rewards in graded = 1st place rewards in open

>>535605216
Diamond, my bad.

>Doing Haru Urara career
>Overhear some faggots booing at her for wanting to participate in the Arima Kinen
>She shrugs it off and doesn't care
>Wish I had a machine gun to mow them down
This is a normal reaction, is it not?

>>535605139
it's great innit

>>535604769
Teio is a bad influence on Top Gun

She wants me

BREED THE HAGS

>>535600383
so how do you actually "loop" to make a groundwork parent like this?

8* Groundwork

>URA finals is one of the best scenarios to run for parents
>Tazuna always stays good in URA
>some people are still not rolling on this banner
truly mind boggling

>>535604584
Maybe she's forcing an indirect kiss? Like the trainer has now no other option to drink it.

>>535605310
Genetically engineer a haru urara capable of winning Arima.
>>535605379
She wants your Hot Rod.

>>535604820
Katsuragi and Sirius are my number one and number two must sparks and they're like a week apart. I have a lot of time to prepare so I'm not too worried but still, gona need 60k.

>>535605426
you dont
get a life for fuck sake

Hags vs Lolis Grand Prix when?

>>535604527
Air Groovey-groove!
I like Tachy more

>>535605397
Wait a second.. that last video..

>>535604820
Doto, Cafe and then delete this accursed devil's lotto

>>535605139
Her womb is pleading, please help the old lady.

>>535605397
Total Umamusume A death

>>535605435
The latest scenario is always best for parents.

>>535605426
When a parent has a groundwork spark and the trainee learns groundwork there is a higher chance for the trainee to get a groundwork spark at the end of their career. So just keep repeating until you have 3 generations of 3*

>>535604468
>trainer piggyback race
>McQueen's Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
>Silence Suzuka piloting the X-15

ZAMN!

>>535605647
wrong

>>535605435
I still don't fully understand why Tazuna is consider useful for things outside of Concentration. Is it just the whole replacing rest with Rest With Benefits thing?

>>535605561
hags are all the legendary crown winners and such, what do you think will happen

>>535604820
Too many to list

>got these back to back
So uhh, are they any good? Their parents both have 3* power sparks

>>535605114
It's her death anniversary, where are my carats cygames?

>>535605705
Can you explain why URA is so good for parents?

>>535605643
They hated her because she spoke the truth

>>535605724
she also reduces the costs of trainings she appear in
so she's good for fitting in more trainings before you rest similar to a wit card
and has a bunch of mood up events

>>535605798
why did she do that?

>>535605561
Are you aware just HOW POWERFUL the hag lineup is?

>>535605798
Trainers will really look at this and say AWOOOOOOGA

>>535605680
KEK

Are umamusume vegetarian or do they eat meat?

PLEASE!!
I'M SO CLOSE TO SPARK MLB
GIBS, MERCY, ANYTHING
SEND JUST A BIT MORE CARATS CYGODS
I BEG YOU

>>535605861
Gives a ton of speed and stamina per spark activation.

>>535605561
Hags would DEZIMATE the youngsters

>>535604820
Inari One, Zenno Rob Roy, Sunday, Sweepy, Mayano's Halloween and Wedding alt
Maybe Tamamo too? That's up in the air still. Kinda want Christmas Oguri too. And a fuckton of the future umas like Fenomeno and Dream Journey. Too many umas...

sex with teenage umas

>No Golshi carats today
ITS OVER
THE GREAT DEPRESSION IS HERE

>>535605940
bwo your mcdonalds job??

>>535605861
ura final spark

>>535605259
Anon she's already past that point. She's menopause

>>535605435
If you want people to waste their carats on this banner why not use Creek as bait? Why are you niggers wasting time trying to galight people into thinking Tazuna is useful when there already is a very useful card in the banner?

CM Test 13402247

Thoughts?

>>535606013
whats the lore behind satanos long tongue?

>>535605426
Step 1: get ready to abandon your 9* blue sparks. That's right I said what I said.
Step 2: understand how white sparks work. Golds make the odds much better in your favor to get the white. Double white circle makes it slightly easier to score the spark. Base odds are: 20% if the skill was learned in the run, 25% if double circle was learned, 40% if the gold was learned. See pic for increased odds.
Step 3: borrow this guy's shit and use a cardl ike Air Groove and pray you get the spark. Try 3x a day until you get one. Ideally 2 parents with this guy's juiced uma in their lineage. Doesn't matter how many stars for the moment.
Step 4: always take the 2 best parents, any run that doesn't get a groundwork gets thrown out.
Step 5: get pickier and only take gorundworks with higher stars. Always use the best parents. Star count on parent > star count on grandparent. Also you should be trying to work in complimentary skills to this coked out family tree.
Final step: start giving a shit about reds and blues. Start thinking about how the Tachyon event will eventually work.

As you upgrade the lineage you will find that you are less reliant on shitty cards giving you the hint and the statue event actually starts giving it to you quite often. Oh, and speaking of, these runs should be hitting a lot of g1s because affinity is super important for that.

>>535605940
Nigga you're 50 rolls away

>amother day of borrows gone without getting a single Med S
It's so fucking over

>>535605887
pusy tingle cuz i walked by

>>535605940
bwo we just got golshi gibs, you can't keep asking cygenerous for handouts

>>535606061
UUHHHH ANON?

nyo...

>>535606061
You'll be a dad after that

>>535605940
hope you're in class 6 time trials bucko

>>535606148
One Piece guy is real?

>>535606061
this one right here kiryu

>>535605928
I don't get it

>>535605561
>Kills your lolis

>>535606063
MLB Tazuna makes all your parent or ace runs extremely consistent
It's the real prize of this banner

>>535605940
farm trophies if you haven't

>>535606148
BORSALINOO

>>535606340
no fan bonus is glue

>>535605928
>isn't the most popular this week
>trying to follow the trend

>>535606148
Motherfucking Kizaru-ass nigga

Uma Musume is hag geimu

>>535606181
do you just exclusively use nails at home or something?

>>535605724
Tazuna provides a ton of QoL to your run but the downside is that she lacks a ton of what you usually want from a support card. Having access to 5 better than average risk free rests, multiple extra mood ups, and 2 guaranteed illness removals is really useful. But she has zero mood bonus, zero friendship bonus, cannot rainbow, adds zero fan or race bonus stats and has extremely low training effectiveness,
Maybe in a whale SSR deck where you have all your stats covered already she's good but you're not going to be able to high roll like you can with an extra uma support card

>>535605887
it's good to shift your sitting position regularly

>>535605259
>>535606061
With enough power you can reignite even a dying star.

>tfw a random A2 scrub awards you with points at the end of the week
feels good

>>535606412
What's the point in fans beyond hitting story targets that are all comically low?

>>535606083
Accurate

>>535606061
?

>My last 10 roll for Creek
>nothing
its so over..............

>>535606148
don't know why but this made me crack up

OVERLORD

>>535606340
Nobody cares about consistent runs. Not needed for parents and high rolling is what you want for aces. Again why larp about Tazuna when there is an actual good card in the banner, I don't get it. Is it just to trick some retard into sparking Tazuna?

>>535606552
nyo....

its over, isnt it?

>>535606550
Don't ever talk to me or my daughter ever again!

>>535606438
correct

Mission failed successfully.

>>535606438
Indeed

>>535606657
you people don't seriously play this mobile game on PC do you?

>>535606115
What are the odd of getting the "groundwork" spark to activate even if a whole one legacy has it? I feel like most of the time, even with double circle affinity, I mostly just get blue sparks and that is it.

>>535606657
Yea you can leave now
>>535606626

Should I spend $300?

>>535605010
>Doesn't like the punk girl
Gay?

>>535606546
You wanna say that again?

w-what the hell Winning Ticket is actually really cute now that I got her race wear...

>>535606803
yeppers

>>535606657
That 80k peak never was the standard, it was always 20k-40k depending on the time of the day, considering that the 24 hours peak was 36k, that's not too far off.

>>535606803
Do you want to spend $300?

>>535606438
>>535606682
>>535606774
hagbros can't stop winning

>>535606657
the streamer money ran out after they gave the goldshit gibs

>>535606423
meds

I'm going to roll on super creek, bets?

how many hrs to CM

Idk who to believe. Is Tazuna a brick, whalebait or hidden gem?

Dr. Uma, I am Tachyon.

>>535605910
Where did this Dia meme come from? I've seen it everywhere in the past couple days.

>>535606836
>>535606412
What's the point in fans beyond hitting story targets that are all comically low?

>>535606530
Maruzensky sired 798 foals

>>535606813
Sorry bro i'm into this type of hag.

>>535606930
>leave pokke to me

>>535606064
All late starts, not that it would helped much Fully smoked.

>>535606862
When are we getting these animations on global?

>>535606926
its whalekino

>>535606956
100m fan title

I hate how ALL the horses are so into (you)

>>535606061
Excellent work, 47.

>>535605940
It's not worth it, let it go

what's the max follower number?

>>535606971
Understandable.

>>535606792
count the number of parent/grandparents with the spark
if that = 1 then
=20% ^1.1 = 22% chance if groundwork was learned in the run
if 3 in the lineage had it then = 20% ^1.13 = 26.62%

Yes grinding white skills is cancer without the gold
tops out at 35.43122% if all 6 have the skill. but that's better than the base 20% from fresh parents and the statue event gets really generous with enough stars in the lineage that cannot be understated.

>>535606626
>>535606794

>>535606862
ZAMN

>>535604820
SOU

>>535606930
You don't get to bring plushies

>>535606126
Fuggg I'm dumb, that was roll cost, not support pts

>>535606937
furthest ive been able to track it down is just a video on bilibili https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1XKhMzuEM5/
cant tell if it goes any deeper

>>535607080
The fanservice in this game is tame as fuck and 95% of it is just implying and letting your headcanon do most of the work.

>>535606956
wagecucking for your club (or they will post... the spreadsheet)

where is this tongue hanging out meme from

ZAMN

>>535607212
should be 20% ^ 1.1 to the third power on that 4th line but 4chan doesn't like showing that properly

>>535607384
horses

post the fucking leechlist la

>>535606926
tazuna is good in these scenarios and for these reasons
>suicide umas with career killing mood or condition events (tachyon, taishin, etc.) giving you an on demand guaranteed fix instead of praying with infirmary
>20% affinity speed umas since a 4th speed card is unnecessary
>no event chain so it frees up slots for your SSR event chains like swinging maestro
>focus/concentration
>despite what anons say, she actually is kind of high rolly because how much more energy you have with pal cards reducing rests/recreations/empty wits taps, kind of like fine motion

>>535607001
Thank you Kiryu chan

I have a morning ritual that I feel I need share. I call it "the Matikanefukukitaru." First, I squat down in the shower in the classic "praying to Shiraoki-sama" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing the local jinja. I start to chant "ekoekoazarashi ekoekoottosei..." first in my head, and then outloud with gradual increase in volume. Then I slowly rise to a standing position, open my eyes, and shout "VICTORY COME TO ME". It helps me to proceed through my day as a lucky-musume. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Marvelous anon, can you give me the time of when you’ll do the races later today? I got personal commitments and wanna make sure I’ll be on time for the races

SEX WITH HAGSSSSSSSSSS

>>535606803
If you have to ask you are a lost cause

>>535607064
>>535607382
Ah, I see. Things largely irrelevant to me, but I can see why they matter. Thanks for filling me in.

>>535607354
>95% of it is just implying and letting your headcanon do most of the work.
the best kind of fanservice

>>535606851
>>535606861
>>535606936
Should I spend $700?

>>535607354
You don't like it, you'll have to get used to it or find a different game, bucko.
This is gonna turn more and more into a (You) game as we catch up to JP.

can you keep getting hints for skills that are hints maxed out from the support cards?

>>535607007
>All ashen haired monsters
is this based

>>535607354
Too much implying

>>535607663
I don't like this meme, Dia is pure.

>>535607454
>she actually is kind of high rolly
yeah not only is she consistent she can sometimes always land in speed and suddenly youre maxed mid 2nd year

WHERE CM

>>535607596
Man she's so far away

>>535607663
whats the lore behind this? why is she sticking out her tongue i dont get it

>>535605940
Stories?
Trophies?

>>535607641
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

I NEED Oguri and Rudolf to fuck in S2

Whats with the Dia tongue pics?

>do daiwa career
>mood down because of ghost
>mood down because of her hair
>mood down because of migraine
>late start at the Japanese oaks
this cow is doing her best to job her career.

>>535607697
>Argentinian
>pure
lmao

>>535607641
>ET but it's a sexy horse girl
They cracked the code.

>>535607824
I need you to stop being a tranny trying to shit up the thread like a seanig

>>535607880
Argentina is White.

>>535607641
Glad I skip the dialogue

>>535607182
a-anyone

>>535607880
Is Dia argentinian?

>>535608048
1k

>>535607713
They would never let Creek down like that!

>>535607942
rumao

>>535608048
Higher than you'll ever achieve.

>>535607641
Bleak.

>>535607824
you get one kiss and that's it

>>535607080
your air shakur bwo?

>>535608005
>Some people play this ONLY for the numbers autism
Soulless automatons.

>>535607641
grim

>>535608253
not canon

>>535607641
I want to raise horses for racing, not a raise a fucking family. Get off my dick.

Got my Second URA Finals clear
Also my first Legend Uma

>>535608310
i'm too tired to read the stories. some of them are very long

>>535607354
>implying and letting your headcanon do most of the work.
the way it should be done

>>535607641
ungrim, based even

when is manhattan cafe again

>>535607641
Wrong reply I assume? I don't hate it like the anon I replied to it but it doesn't do much for me in this game, I enjoy the characters that have other things going on a lot more.

Back in my day we could directly marry whoever we wanted with enough grinding, instead of having to hope for an alt for the right girl that's still just a larp.

How does raising aptitude work? Do I need a single 3* or can it be spread amongst the parents/grandparents?

>>535607824
It's canon

>>535608434
december ish

>>535608253
Cute and canon.

>>535608048
It’s the same number as the amount of follows you can do

>>535607641
based

>>535608005
>>535608176
>>535608373
>>535608340
Wait, this general was this gay all along?

Fucking faggots, I bet you fap to Mejiro Ryan *spits*

>>535608310
I don't skip girls I like but I could not care less about Oguri or miss reddit herself

>>535604079
someone mentioned tracen is more of a convent school than a normal school and I think that put it into perspective

>>535608135
no need to be mean anon i was only afraid it's a 100 or something

>>535608060
Half

>>535608294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTrnrvBZyOM

My wife and daughter.

>>535608589
Funny you mention mejiro ryan.... we do happen to have a particular fan of her....

if i were to download uma jp and roll right now, what are the odds of me getting durandal

>>535608623
>no need to be mean anon
Sorry.

>>535608571
it's definitely not

>>535608385
Very nice job anon

Hey, this one finally got a continuation.
Trainer wasn't crushed like a tomato can after all.

Does anyone know if support cards or horses will come first for the New Year celebration event? i.e. will it be 50 free Nice Nature/Oguri Cap pulls followed by 50 free Opera/Haru Urara pulls, or 50 free Tamamo Cross pulls followed by 50 free Matikanefukukitaru/Admire Vega pulls? In the following year, support cards came first, but I couldn't find info for the first one.

>>535608808
this many

>>535604079
Because she hasnt debuted yet?!

What did she mean by this?

>>535607824
desu I thought this was out of character and out of nowhere for Oguri at this point, she wasn't exactly forward to the point of being confrontational back in Kasamatsu.

>>535608589
They’re grub players, of course soulless bugslurping homos would only play this game for the gameplay.

>>535608589
I mean most people seem to like it. I'd prefer to just dunno, give a ring or something to an Uma/s of my choosing and only then have her jump at my dick.

>>535608385
Congrats anon
The Emperor was also my first.

>>535608589
listening to women yap is the gayest most boring thing on planet earth

shit that this general+global guide has been telling me over the past few weeks:
>durhurrr don’t mix stam and power in your deck your gains will be suboptimal
>durhurrr don’t use pals they’re suboptimal
>durhurrr the stam requirements are ackshually 1200 + golds
>durhurrr only use wit for sprint
Then I take a peak at the global top100;
>Tazuna in practically every deck
>other than speed, you can see as much mixing as Stam+Power or Stam+Wit
>Stam only up to like 900
I actually hate every single one of you stupid faggots so much it’s unreal

>>535608939
ah the great teaching of zen horse

>>535608373
Maybe read the fine print of your contract next time.
>>535608520
You can spread it to your parents and grandparents.
>>535608589
Nah, we just a got a seanigger samefagging

>>535608385
congrats!

>>535608939
Eclipse first, the rest nowhere.

>>535608385
Ricely done

Your King is about to cry!
QUICK say something nice about her!

>>535609106
how many times do we have to keep telling you
>Umamusume
>is
>gaslighting
>game

>buy daily carat pack
>not considered paid carats
the fuck

>>535609106
>he only wants to be top 100
number 1 or bust

>>535609234
Your mother is a great person.

>>535609110
You have more in common with pinoys than you think bro, they're obsessed with self-inserting to the point of autism

>>535609234
Your mother will be dead eventually.

>>535609234
your mom was right

>>535609234
kikuka sho

>>535608589
did you miss the discussion last thread about cum tributes my dude

>>535609234
Your mom is really hot!

>>535609234
She is a truly first grade uma and her laughter warms my hard. I also love images of her with burger king shirts.

>>535609106
I've been trying to warm you...

>>535609234
Your feet were very first-rate last night Kingu.

Wow good inspiration

>>535609106
For some reason I keep losing when I decide to max my stam on Umas made for longs or mediums. Wonder why...

>>535609106
Now that you learned the truth, do you feel like you have grown as a trainer?
That would not have been possible if you were spoonfed.

>>535609106
you do realize that team trials and cm horses are built different?

>>535609106
So you're surprised that generic advice or advice for other modes doesn't apply to TT, a mode with specific requirements?

Are Digitan and Tachyon sisters?

fyi if you have a 9* stamina/power parent with at least 3* total URA finale, you're in the top 0.1% of the player base

>>535609110
Bwo, but the seanigs cry when the girls aren't for them...
At least call us faggots or something.

>>535609620
i just got 2 3* stam recently... im gonna make it...

>>535609234
>1,319 children

>>535608970
she had to give up on her dream of winning the tokai derby for kitahara so she made her new dream the japanese derby. rudolf also laughed in her face and then basically challenged her, so she was mirroring the intensity.

>>535603771 (OP)
How long until Brian's banner?

>>535609234
cumshot on her face and make the tears mix with the sperm

>>535609234
>your mother..

>>535607709
tazuna/kiryuin summer trainings are insanely powerful too since they cut the energy use down by 30% on MLB which means you can happily land 3/4 good summer trainings

>>535609106
I told you to only follow this advice and figure the rest out on your own.

Why the FUCK is /uma/ so against cumming to Mejiro Ryan? It's tomboy pussy just beat your meat to her already.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK you
not pictured but got mood down again AND night owl 3 turns later
absolutely ridiculous
on my 20th run have yet to finish once
LOVE bpd ponies !!
she acts like nothing happened either
how shameless can one uma get..........

>>535609336
>>535609670
>yurinig artists are seaniggers
hmmmmm

I beat my meat to Ines Fujin

>>535610037
Go away Ryan, I am not a homo

>>535609106
I'll wait for you in a 3600m long TT race anon...

>>535609948
Also a side of Wit.

Why do we always meet only one of our trainee's parents? Dia is the only one we've seen with both parents

>>535608904
source?

>>535608385
Yeah okay, screw you too game I'm gonna go sleep
>>535608872
>>535609006
>>535609136
>>535609197
Thanks Anons, got a little dicey at the end but man it feels good.

Has playing Uma made you consider fapping to horse porn? Like in theory horse porn is something that I still consider disgusting, but it's kinda inevitable that the wires cross a bit when you're in love with a HORSE girl, kinda like intrusive thoughts.

>>535610037
She is my favorite Mejiro. I find her ears cute and the hair is okay too.

>>535610108
As a seanig you are either the most delusional yuritroon or the most rabid self-insert fag
No other choice.

God i want to breed Maruzensky so much it's unreal.

You already made this post bro you should have waited another few weeks.

>>535610362
>Same post
>Same NN image

>>535608907
The gibs were on the 27th december, 4 days before the New Years event which would be the one running alongside the Opera/Urara banner, they were in the middle of the Nice nature/tamamo banners. But we're on an accelerated schedule so these 4 days might actually... not exist at all. It SHOULD be Nice nature/tamamo but it could be either one of them honestly

>>535610362
bro no?

>>535609879
Around 50h left

>>535610362
nah i only see them as anime girls. some of the ear shapes feel more like cat/fox/rabbit-like at times that sometimes i forget theyre supposed to be horsegirls.
im already into 3d horse bestiality anyway

>>535610362
MR HANDS GET DOWN

psst psst
come over here
i found something
here listen
rainy days lvl 1 hint

>>535610478
You convinced me

>>535610362
I stopped porn all together. Got nothing to do with horse game.

You're a sick fuck

pls help
which one? I can't decide

>>535609879
>>535610606
74h* one day off

>>535609106
But long distances umas have lots of stamina in the top TT. Like 1000-1200 is common with some recoveries.

>>535606115
thanks

>>535610353
Bwo... borrow a MLB Kitasan

>>535610037
Why would anyone pick Ryan when the peak tomboy experience (Vodka) also exists in the game?

>>535610804
N...

>>535610362
>spoilers
UUUUUUUUUH

>>535610804
right

>>535610362
You're back

>>535609907
This is just rude

>>535609879
Bancho is coming in 3 days and 2 hours if I have it right.

>>535610362
Its time to put the game down and take a lap.

>>535610696
>uses rain doll in TT
and i just won!

>>535610804
3

im done i cant grind anymore
i will let this CM decide my future with this game
if i win, i will keep playing and paying
if i lose despite my $1000 investment, im out.

>>535610320
Reverse image search, my dude.

>>535611053
Fair enough. Good luck, no matter how it goes!

>>535611053
just invest more desu
at some point the f2p can't compete right..?

>>535611053
It's just anime horse girls, if you lose there's always the next one.

>>535611053
>another limp-wristed fag mindbroken by gacha pvp

>>535611053
the finals are one match and you're at the mercy of RNG, at least with the qualifiers, you have more opportunities to win

Bakushin
Kabushin
Shakubin
Kushabin
Shubakin
Shukabin
Bukashin

I used to not care much about Vodka, but I did her career story and she's a very sweet tomboy umawife. I like how she keeps trying to appear "cool" yet keeps doing things for you like cooking or making chocolates for you, and how she wants you to be her passenger for the rest of her life.

>>535611034
>>535610905
thanks
though I'm scared it will get completely obliterated in the second half for lack of stamina? Or does it not matter?

>>535609907
Okay, now do the entire doujin like that, and she better be hot as this.

when cm start

AIEEEEE FUUUUUUCK SOMEONE PLEASE GET TEIO OFF ME
TEAR HEEEEEEEER OFFFFFF
I'M NOT INTO SMALL UMAS
TEIO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

>>535611053
Another child doesn't get his way all the time and drops the game, pathetic. I'm going to stroke it to your post

check 'em

>>535611352
NTR doujin except it’s the trainer selling his body to King’s mom so she can support her daughter

shoulda embraced umamusume as a pve visual novel

>>535611053
>1000$ on pngs

Another one for the glue house.....

>>535611498
holy sexo

>>535606115
is it better to use an MLB R Air Groove or 0LB SR Air Groove for this?

If you can't handle gacha PvP, you aren't strong enough mentally to be posting on this site.

>>535608060
dia's dam Malpensa is (she was a successful racer in her own right, even)

>>535610548
The way it works is that you get 10 pulls for 5 days, and another 10 pulls for 5 days, together with 645 carats daily over those 10 days.
The old banners expired after the first 5 days (on the 31st) and new ones were released, so I'm wondering if those second 50 pulls are on the new support or new character banner. Our accelerated rate will release the new banner a bit earlier, but the old banner will last longer in comparison (actually just the original length), so there will be no issue here.

>>535611475
How the FUCK did Stay Gold managed to birth out all 5 of them in such a short time

>>535611484
>whale throwing their phone across the room as their perfect metaslave comp loses to your waifu with the steamy solidarity title that you entered because you love her and believe in her
truly we live in the best of times

Remember to hydrate

>>535611340
oh lol, didn't saw that stamina
yeah it will die, back to the mines
1st is just a free pass to win goldshi players
2nd weak skills and weak speed and stamina
3rd has the right skills but not enough stamina to survive

>>535607824
they are never going to interact ever again

Teio or Taishin for hebefags?

>>535610362
not quite into horse porn myself but I know the feeling, when I'm too horny I fap to the weirdest possible things (within reason, there is some things that are so disgusting that it turns off my horny switch)

lmfaooooooooo he spent 1k on a gachascam. thats like 5-8 dates with vulnerable girls

>>535611498
oh no!! anything but that!!!!

>>535611698
Oguri cap

>>535604820
Ignoring alts, her 100%.
>>535609234
She is the most first-rate there is.

WHERE IS THE REGISTRATION FOR CM

>>535611507
>mega pvpfag character, must roll for all metaslaves
>uma is a chill bro who just wants to fish and pet cats
Sasuga Cygames

Daiwa owes me sex

>>535609234
GUDBAI, HALO

>>535611831
Whoa mama

bro I just learned what the stat requirements are for the next CM
what the hell dude

>>535611834
Looks too old.

>>535610478
Sorry anon her dusty hag womb isn't in operation anymore...

>>535611053
post team
I hope if you spent 1k it's to make your waifus good and not just to run Goldship like everyone else

>>535611581
>SR Air Groove
>hint frequency at level 25- 30%
>hint frequency at level 45- 40%
there is a difference
WORTH A MENTION R Air Groove has the same number of clues and same 40% frequency at max level so yeah maybe just use the R

>>535611608
uh so which is it I'm dumb

>>535611831
>end of the doujin with king winning the arima kinen
>she confesses her love to her Trainer
>finds him being raped by her mom
>King has that crushed expression while trainer begs her to not look
Think of the possibilities

>>535611882
2 hours you fucking retarded faggot

>>535610362
Nope.

>>535611352
There was this old horse porn from komesuke
https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/72686365/post/4357231

>>535611887
UMA FEAR ME
FISH FEAR ME
I WALK THIS EARTH ALONE

Trainer
Literally the job title
Not boyfriend
Not fiance
Not husband
Trainer, someone who trains others
Okay?

>>535611887
What even makes her so good? Her skill seems kinda shit.

>>535611981
>1200/1200/800/400/400 with 3 golds
yep

>>535612191
Trainer, someone who trains umas to be their wife?

>>535611581
just use aoi hesitant end closers is guaranteed

>>535611887
funny enough it was the ntr joke arts of seiun sky and nishino flower that made me interested on her, before I didn't care much

>Have been making incrementally better Taishins as the event gets closer
>even in previous worse iterations she's able to win a good amount of races
>get the best Taishin i've made yet
>she has, without exaggerating, been blocked in 15 out of 18 tests today
>the blocks range from being cucked out of 5 seconds of starting her final push to just never getting the chance to push forward
Oh fuck. I'm now realising why Anchors Aweigh is good...

>>535612191
Despite only making up 12% of the population, umas commit 93% of the rape.

Okay so is Seiun Sky actually good or is it another episode of /uma/ gaslighting?

>>535611981
18* stam parent is mandatory. It's doable for F2P if you have that parent.

>>535612191
Read the job description and your contract, walking meat stick-kun.

>>535612202
>>535612394
she is mejiro ryan for front runners

>>535612250
Flustered End Closer status??

>>535609106
yes mate, take your TT hors into CM
Post here when you intend to que up so we can uhhh cheer you on

>>535612394
she has a good skill to pass on
that's all

>>535612394
she is a META-DEFINING front runner

>>535612191
Yeah I also train them in the bed

>>535612191
training her to be pregnant with my babies

>>535612394
start building those fronts or a plan to fight against them or you'll see soon enough....

>>535612379
yeah but not all umas though

>>535611831
This doesn't look like a French horse, did they import her from North Africa or something?

>finally get a golshi run where I can hit speedcap
>don't get Medium S
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>535612623
french were always african

>>535612523
>>535612527
>>535612575
>>535612479
How is her skill better than Maruzensky's? Or do I just stack them both for infinite gains.

>>535612191
She wanted sexual training.

trying to join a room match fast enough is a fucking extreme sport in itself
when do they add team loadouts

so uh why is spe the face of uma musume?

>>535612763
I mean, you can literally have both
that's the thing

>>535612058
Hopefully she doesn't get pregnant and announce it before King confesses only to find out we're going to be her step dad

look
some uma are trainees
some uma are daughters
some uma are girlfriends
some uma are wives

>>535612623
This is actually very accurate to france's national athletes, just look at their football team

>>535612802
Make your own.

>>535612051
We will get 50 free pulls in one of the banners that ended on 31 Dec and 50 free pulls in one of the banners that started on 31 Dec. My question was which ones exactly, I couldn't find info on that.

>horse gets DQd because it smashed into another horse in the final stretch to win
ADD THIS TO THE GAME

does winning the same race in a career give more chance for that spark?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
DEEEEEEEEERRRRRBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>535612325
I ranked her bottom row on my first week but then I saw her events and really liked her persona, read about the horse, watched her races and now there's no way I'm skipping her banner.
Even grown attached to her fit over time, it suits her perfectly.

That was some good Suzuka sex

a big twitchfag is currently wasting his money on pulls

>>535612095
Tomboy wife.

>>535612623
she's american tho

is biwa fat

>>535613007
Business expense, he's wasting the fans money.

>>535611581
why would you use the SR air grove when the rates are worse unless mlb, and you have extra useless events that can trigger in place of kitasan or swinging

Umas weakest to cock?

>>535612763
It triggers on any corner, while Maruzensky's only triggers on the final corner.

>>535612962
you have to encode the directory path

Are you telling me you wouldn't want to wake up to the sight of Dia-chan every morning? All you have to do is marry her. She'll be the perfect wife!

>>535612191
>appears and slaps your ass
"I have a new job application for you: Boob hotdog"

>>535612883
I'm told NN wit is meta. But I hope it's for Cross.

>>535612623
Anon, do you have any idea of the sheer numbers of nigger bastards the French sired over the course of their imperial designs?
It's like they didn't have acquire those colonies for resources, almost.

>>535612962
I saw

suzuka...
erotic....

>>535613072
where it counts

>>535613107
golshit

man... so close to being good, wish I could have gotten that stupid medium spark

>>535611549
>>535612010
>muh creativity muh $1000
shut the fuck up
this isnt 2010s anymore, $1000 today is literally f2p+ level of advantage aka fucking nothing
the only people that can run off-meta teams in this game are $15000+ leviathans

https://youtu.be/TqtPjObLZa4
mambo

Uma most likely to sell you her worn socks and tights?

>>535610362
I once fapped to an asian woman fucking a horse and i liked it

>>535612813
Special Week is a well-known horse and Spe is inoffensive but demonstrative example of what umamusume is.
If they made Spe today, she'd probably be one of the cool regal types.

>there are actually cases of animals being attracted to humans
>this also applies to horses
Well fuck
Seriously?

>run going well
>feel nothing
>run going bad
>feel like I'm in the dark pit of LoL again where I hate having wasted my time clicking begin run and want it to be over ASAP
It seems that I've drained all joy out of the gameplay loop and am solely motivated by meta factors, again. Many such cases.

>>535612191
Not our fault the trainees can't resist us.

lmaooooooo taking pvp in gacha seriously, lol even

>>535613484
Blame the jungler and go next.

i just shaved my balls

>>535613460
Dogs and horses recognize you as part of their group.

>>535612942
thats basically the plot of one of mcqueens stories MS anon...

>>535613157
As long as I don't have to work again

I want to have sex sooooo bad

>>535612394
Her unique is great to pass on for runners and she's cute
>>535612763
You can have both but her skill's activation requirement is
>phase>=2 &corner!=0 &order==1
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=100201
which is very easy to activate and activates at the right spot for most races

>>535613468
>1160
>+14 from Kiryuin
>+15 from Director
>+5 from Goldship ending
>potential +3/+5 from Reporter
>all about to be wasted if you press the button.

>Want to do a Creek career
>Can't use her card
>Rest of my stam cards suck
Pain

So CM is just rng on how sweaty/whale my group is?

oh nonono umachoos your gifts(regalos)? umatards your allowances? your endowment umaloops? ohohohohoho ohhh nononono umaflops the timepiece is ticking umaggers your rewards umacunts??? ehh??? eh eh eh eh?? mmmm umablobs hmmm???? umaputts??? where's the commotion umanuts??? bro, your gibs umahurls??? your video game version relief umashunts hmm??? huh??? umapiss?? blo(my brother in christ) your cygenerous??? umawiddles???? uhuh, uhuhuh umahype umapyoi cashcow umashizzles hmm hmm??? currency bovine even wait wait wait bro your bonus umaloos??? bro bro your press mailbox to awesome umacharities???? bro your benefits??? umapiddles your mandated 10 gajillion coolio awesome carats in the heat of the honeymoon period every 30 seconds bwo bro vro????? umafizz your shing shing boom boom woosh woosh bestowals???? cool philanthropy umapukes????

>>535611498
sometimes i want to cuck my trainees by fucking other horses

>>535613670
i bet she has strechmarks, gross

>>535613694
i want the power bwo

>>535613769
Helios, please shut the fuck up

>>535613621
b-but im brocked....

it's getting kinda late when is CM starting?

Infuriatingly close

>>535612424
>F2P having a 9* sta parent
kek, yeah sure

ignore the FUD
cygenerous will deliver

>>535613621
That was a blocking due to swerving DQ instead of blocking.
>>535612942
Can't have that with the yakuza around

>>535613202
NN is a very good card, doesn't have an instant impact when she comes out, but her 15% race bonus at MLB will make her desirable in MANT.
Matikanefukukitaru will be a great card for the better part of a year after she's released, so I'm hoping that the free pulls will be for her banner, that would be a nice spark discount.

>>535613923
3 days

>>535613175
umas should just grope and slap their trainer's ass
whose gonna stop them?

>>535613923
today

If I keep coming in 2nd with the occasional 1st in mock CM rooms, will I be able to get at least some wins when everyone that didn't prep gets placed into the pool?

>>535613923
The races don't start today, people said it's just sign ups today.
Maybe they were just gaslighting me though idk.

>>535613923
1:30 hrs
i THINK today is just for register anyway

>>535613978
You only need luck for 9*

>>535613978
anon making good parents is not difficult you just have to grind for it
the fucking idiocy in these generals is actually insulting

>>535613379
Holy shit anon I'm sorry I even expected more out of you. With 1k you could have both MLB Kitasan and Creek plus a bunch of SSRs, this opens up a bunch of options because you could build any uma to just statmog the competition

But you chose to run goldship oguri meta regardless. Very disappointing.

im deadass going to die
wtf this horse is going to be the death of me

How do I get bond level? Racing in TT or career works too?

So if I'm understanding it right, it's the scenarios' mechanics that inflate the stats to SSJ4 not the cards, right? Because I don't see any cards with shit like friendship bonus 150.

I'm doing my 6th career run in a row with Maru while blasting eurobeat.
Thoughts?

What are the chances of us actually getting another Umamusume themed game in the near future, gacha or otherwise? They only made the gacha and that one party game so far.

>>535604396
my favourite new toy

>>535614087
>>535614132
>>535614148
for me it's gonna be tomorrow in 30 minutes, somebody lied, typical /uma/