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Next Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
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LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
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raisu

My trainee sprained her ankle I need to carry her to page 10

Is it worth it doing the 50 paid singles if I'm not gonna spark? I have about a tenner of paid carrots

this is actually #1133 last bread was recycled

If you're not putting your favorite medium horses into CM then what are you even doing.

>>535211448
>Is escape artist any good for front runners?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S7WzjgTuUKFbqidSaMGHWXVUpuY7Gat7D7ulnj_loTQ/

King...

>>535211552
no

>past two days someone keeps knocking at my door
>ignored it
>it was buyee trying to deliver my uma merch
Ah

sexxxxxx

>>535211601
but i am using ogurin, tachyon and golshi

>>535211548
For how good the anime is, they missed her big moment where she won the Japan Cup where its only been won two times only at the time against all odds.

>>535211682
didn't you know you had a delivery coming tho, bruh

Wife!

>>535211650
cute retard
>>535211683
cute sex defiant

SPLIT THREADS AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

>>535211556
lmao, called it >>535193381

remember!

Self inserting virgin fags who needed "waifus" ruined Uma Musume.

100 years of King Halo! King Halo forever!
Give me a choice of anyone vs King Halo and I'm choosing King Halo 100% of the time. She's first-rate!

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

:3

>December senior year
>med S finally hit
>speed sub 900 despite running 4speef
H-heh just need to get a few 4rainbows and I'm back on track, right guys?

turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess

Is this good enough for CM?

>>535211650
She just doesnt want to hurt a baby carrot.
Kingu can cook unlike her mom

>>535212051
idk test it out, there's a CM room hosted every 10 minutes

>>535211939
I know this is bait since the whole game stories are romance with the self insert character but ywbaw

Self hating and suicidal incel trannies who needed "cuck shit" ruined uma musume

>>535211939
the owners don't like yuri troon, live with it

>>535211804
sex pocket.

>>535211939
insert this

behold the 3 sexiest umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnTrvTk1bYU

Every time I post Ardan, I increase the chance of 1 more Ardanfag.
>sickly character who came out of the hospital
>she missed her chances at races, and now everyone thinks she's just going to fail and drop
>double so because she chooses a dirt race which is the only available race she has to qualify for future races
>(You) believe in her and attempt to help her
>she asks to wait until she wins the dirt race to become your trainee
>she wins
>all the doubters start swarming her to scout her
>she passes by all of them to choose (You) of course
>later on a date
>realizes she's suddenly feeling fluttery and it's not because of sickness
>remembers how (You) helped her, and murmurs that she realized something new about herself today
>(You) ask her what that is
>pic related
>later, after a festival
>full moon night at the beach
>asks to rest her head on your shoulder
>realizes she might start falling asleep
>decides because it's (You), that's okay
>her entire character concept is based off on someone who might die soon and is going to give it her all before passing (skill name is A Lifetime's Dream, A Moment's Flight where she drains her stamina to get a speed boost. Also has a skill called Prepared to Die)
>the bigger implication of final scene being; she's content to die by (You)r side

>>535212073
Her mom sounds too much like a ningen woman...

>>535212131
i find this hard to believe as the only thing racehorses do other than race is have sex with each other

>>535212051
IF YOU DUN ATTACH IT, YOU LOSE

newfag here, what is a CM room, I know its a multiplayer race but...

I AGREE WITH THE ANON ABOVE ME

>>535212047
turing this autistic reposting anon
into an anal anon

>>535212213
you convince me, I will take the Ardanpill

I like this horse. I don't care if you draw her with big tits or not, I've seen both. But realistically, most women should be flatties with tight asses if they ran as much as these girls do. Anyways, more Seiun Sky. Thanks.

>>535211140
>I haven't watched the anime but I have seen Teio get coffee poured on her head in three different drawings. Is that something that happens?
I don't remember any coffee, but I remember this.

>>535212342
>asking when the event is 3 days away
don't worry about it

>>535212342
CM is champions meeting which is an upcoming PvP event
CM rooms are people simulating the race conditions for the event because we know them ahead of time

>>535212213
Too bad Cygames decided to execute her

>>535212342
It stands for "Cuddle Maruzensky"

>>535211939
If you don't like the way it is, Uma Musume was simply never for you. You got attached to a franchise with the wrong expectations about it.
>>535212165
Teio would 100% rape her trainer if she knew what sex was.

Wrong thread you stupid fags, we already had
>>535195308
>>535195308
>>535195308
>>535195308

Are there any more future events that trade in friend points for uma star pieces? pls reply

>>535212417
She's FAT

>>535212432
>asking when
>when

>>535211650
She compensates by being a god gamer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6Iulskk-U

I feel hard stuck at low-mid A+ rank umas because of my deck, I’m losing motivation fast.

>>535212519
she knows, every spring she knows

>need 9 or 10 debuffs given by pure rng
>need to hit around 600 stats in speed stamina and power
>need late surger savvy which is given by rng event or by a spark given by a parent which is also rng
>need at least one parent with 9* stamina sparks
>need enough skill points to buy the skills
>need to race to get the skill points but if you race you dont train and you really need the stats to squeeze by URA
>constant events that fuck up your mood
>no way she isnt retarded because i have never missed so many 10-20% trainings

By far one of the worst things i've ever done in gaming. Disgusting piece of shit, i was actually having fun training different horses and trying to get them to A but this CM shit changed everything. Pure grind, pure luck, frustrating ass system that if you are free to play you shouldn't even worry about. I'll learn my lesson for next one

>>535212548
Why the FUCK are there two threads AGAIN

>>535212417
>random Teio abuse
yet another reason to hate season 3...

>>535211883
>>535212334
Sir, that's a dog!

>>535212709
That's season two...

>>535211650
I thought she's gonna stab the other Uma..

>>535212548
Fuck off tranny

>>535211931
why is her chin melting bros?

Meisho Doto

>>535212051
you're dirt/mile S ranks?

>>535212689
The other thread was made because people didn't want to use the last thread (Which was very stale)

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>535212591
I don't get it.

>>535211931
don't lie to me this absolutely doesn't lead to sex, it's gonna be a retarded and unfunny punchline I can just feel it

UMAS DONT NEED LARGE BREASTS TO RUN

>>535212213
Seiun Sky at home pick a winner next time

her mother was right

>>535212992
Good
That means they are allowed to have them for fun

Digitan LOVE

>>535212689
first gacha general?

>>535212992
But they do!

>>535212992
How can you Swinging Maestro if you have nothing to swing?

>>535212051
skills are kinda too shit for CM

>>535212967
unfunny headpats

>>535212689
The original baker is a sperg and only bakes long after image limit has been hit. People don't like getting cucked out of posting images so they started making threads early. Now the original baker and the guy making early threads have an autismo fight once every few days.

>>535213121
kek

>>535211682
the niggers in my apartment open every package to see if its something worth stealing.

>>535213049
That she is blessed with good rivals and a great trainer?

>>535212165
Teio isn't a rapist.

>>535212992
And?

>>535213049
>posts ugly art of king as propaganda
fuck off, King's mother

>>535212992
the breasts aren't for running, they're for attracting mates

>>535213242
I want to be raped by Teoi but also be the alpha to Rudolf. What do I call this?

>>535213121
HOLY SHIT

Does stamina matter for debuffs. Is my Evil Nature toast without a good deal, because I heard if the HP is too low skills dont activate

>>535213242
she won't rape you if you know how to manipulate her like a good trainer

I didn't know about this PvP thing and my teams aren't that good so I guess sucks to suck. Hope I can get some rewards still.

Save and roll for who you like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h8cL_xlcI8

>>535212652
>A+
I don't think you're supposed to get S in the current scenario unless you make a really impractical Uma.
Just wait for the next scenarios.

FIRST RATE UMAMUSUME!
THE GENERATION KING!
HER NAME IS!
KING!
HALO!

>>535213463
But there's rewards for getting S/SS.

>>535213457
i dunno who i like the most yet though
i havent picked a favorite

>>535213056
nothing in this world triggers me more than when 3d art has huge discrepancies in model quality / artstyle
makes me cry everytime

>>535213523
more like King Anal and other ass-related play

Look at this fucking retard

>>535213405
fuku...

>>535213541
Yeah but those are essentially locked for now.

>>535213056
>turned on by a fucking foot
Muslims are back

I say KING you say

>>535213049
They hated her because she spoke the truth

>>535213632
why the honse smiling

>>535213457
I am saving the bulk of my carats for Fantasy King Halo support card and El Condor Pasa Monk costume. Those are the ones I want.
I already spent to much carats to save enough for short range things like wedding or seuin sky.

>>535213658
That's just a boy with breasts

>>535213181
>People don't like getting cucked out of posting images so they started making threads early
Maybe they should post better images instead of their 30th 1 guts spark
>"hey, I got a shit result"
Cool but they couldn't just post it as text?

>>535213702
imagine the smell...

any f2p luckCHADS itt? I went to pity for Kita and had to spark her for my first banner. Really hoping I can get Seiun in my first 10 pull next banner I roll. It's so crazy how much you gain with early umas in this gachage.

>>535213710
ANAL

>>535213698
why is she like this? does she enjoys torturing her trainer?

>>535213405
whas dis frum

>>535213698
How do I get a Taishin gf?

FREE CLUB DOKO????

is it realistic to make 19k carats by christmas? i have no idea how much we make per month because of all the random events and gifts.

>>535213942
Yeah you could probably get a job bagging groceries or something by then

Bros, I don't think King would like anal that much...

Why is gold ship meta for CM, grass wonder and AirGroove would have better stats

>>535213942
Unless you are being literally hunted by debt collectors it should be trivial to save a few benjamins by kurisumasu.

>>535213942
Christmas should be fine

>>535212683
there is a SR trainer card that is really good for debuff run, it gives you a fuckton of skill points so you don't have to do more race then the career need and help you always have the energy to not skip red ! training, it also gives some debuff i think.
if you are looking for peak peak debuff i think its better to not use it but if you just trying to make a solid one before going down the mines this will help you

>>535213996
king analo lmao

>>535213894
She has some issues she is working through
On a seperate note we meet her mother during her career, i wonder if taishin is just a runt or if her mom is equally as short

>>535213772
>female character is cool and has short hair
>THAT'S A BOY
every time

>>535213780
>he says while "wasting" an image
cry about it thoughbeit, this is an imageboard, people should use images
in fact if you don't use an image I simple don't care about what you have to say, unless it's an answer to a question I made

Where was Agnes Tachyon between 1936 and 1945?

>>535213996
Just tell her that a first-rate sexxer is good at all kinds of sex. She will learn to like it to prove she is the best at sexxing.

Soooo
>Runner = Front
>Leader = Pace chaser
>Betweener = Late
>Chaser = end closer

riiiiiight?

how do i make the best end closer mayano

>>535214164
based rice

>>535213056
*me as McQueen escaping footfags*

>>535213942
someone told me you get around 10-15 a month depending oh how much stuff you do

ENTER

Post boobs

>>535213863
Smells like a jeet muslim home, I rather not

>>535213698
Fucking gacha, I rolled for Taishin and got 3 Taiki Shuttles instead. She's like the complete opposite character.

>>535214262
holy piggu

>>535213942
you have about 30k gibs left until christmas + free tickets + whatever we have left of the bottom part (it's not marked by date so IDK)

>>535213996
That's the best part
Well, that, and telling her that her anus is first rate

>>535214176
I'm
Feelin
It

>>535214276
Saving my carats for the paizuri queen's banner.

anyone got that iori edit of king halo again

>>535214186
leader = front runner
chaser = pace chaser
betweener = late closer
runner = end closer

Where are the skills

>>535214113
was she afraid of us telling her "yeah, you are right. seems like you don't need me anymore"

>>535214262
No way Im competing with niggas like this. I'll just relax for now.

>>535214262
WTF you guys told me 3/3 was a meme??

>>535214262
holy is this yours

>>535214262
it is actually depressing to see this.

>>535214262
WHALEGOD

>>535214186
>leader
>doesn't lead

>>535214404
An uma is DEAD in this thread

I just want everyone to know that I am on the most woeful fucking run of all time. It's so bad that I pulled on my hair and it really fucking hurt.

>>535214262
uma will call this a brick because it has 400 wit

>>535214262
Are the legacies Power? Both 9 stars?

>>535214262
>100s of hours and 100s of dollars to get 2500 gems in prizes

owari da...

>>535214374
is this the famous semen demon that forces her trainer to get a paizuri before and after her races?

>>535214262
Impressive, wasn't actually sure that even a whale could reach S+.

>>535214164
cute rice

>>535214448
i inherited some apartment buildings and now i get thousands of bucks a month for doing literally nothing lmao thanks for paying rent

sure is fun for a good run to be completely invalidated because super creek wouldn't trigger her event...

>>535214567
her sparks are 2 stacks of cold hard cash

>>535214262
>whale
>not even SS
yawn

>>535214508
take care of your hair bro you'll miss them in 10 years...

>>535214423
She doesnt want trainer to leave her, yeah.
She puts all her cards on the table if you get her onsen event though

she cute

>>535214262
Is Tamono Cross even out yet

I got 2 hot spring tickets in 3 runs today.

>fucks up the numbering and also doesn't use the updated OP information
hope you guys are happy

Kyoot Ticket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeA1e3xbgYE

are we watching /our/ girl?

>>535214812
The SSR? Yes.

>>535212591
>>535213863
>>535214367
>reddit tachyon

Taishin is a little asshole during Hayahide career so I don't like her now.

>>535214262
hmm think I'll pvp in a gacha game, surely nothing will go wrong right

>>535214262
Transcendent uma

>>535214262
I'm dropping the game if I run into something like this in CM. Sorry danchou

>>535214768
oooh she breaks her character just to confess her feeling, actually interesting

>>535214610
You can more easily with wit, but he did it the hard way which is impressive

>>535213121
if uma with swinging maestro has no boobs it means something else is swinging

>>535214262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yc2rdz4tUY

I'm so fucking tempted to blow my carat savings on super creek bros, I can't handle losing to these niggas with full MLB Kitasan + Creek decks

>>535214703
Anon, no joke, I'm at Y3 Oct 1 and I have literally never got more than one rainbow.

>>535214441
Cesario's campaign is pure diabetes.
She even calls (You) by your actual username in her wedding alt.

Do we have any /uma/ clans, my club is lazy bums sitting in the 600 range

>>535214884
jej this

>>535214663
As someone who owns 8 apartment units i know youre talking bs, even if you have property managers for each building

>>535214870
>REDDIT cafe

>>535214873
That's part of her appeal, she's an angry flat midget.

I'm going to punch Tickezo in the cunt

>>535214870
>manhattan stimtoy

>>535213056
>'realistic' feet
ew

>>535214909
>breaks her character
anon... i know you are baiting but atleast do her career first
its much like air grooves where you slowly work towards that end point, and not something that suddenly happens

>>535214441
now this is cute, are both spe daughters?

>>535214860
>KFP in this thread
God I hope not, those niggers are the worst in every thread they're in, what a grim prospect...

>>535214262
Reminder you NEED at least this much to win CM

>>535211389 (OP)

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Oh look! My first double rainbow of the run. B-better late than never, haha.

>>535214950
don't because you're still gonna lose to them

>>535214262
And I was really proud of my 1200 750 1200 Oguri

>>535214489
Pace is called leader because the front NIGERS are running away and thus not part of the pack

>>535215057
Why is this bs? My parents rent out their old house for thousands a month. That's just 1 property.

>>535215121
is finally telling her feelings not part of breaking her tsundere persona?

Rice’s ass needs SMACK

Are you, having a giggle, game??

>No double summer rainbows
>Double rainbow the turn immediate after summer ends.
Getting real sick of this.

you: nonsense babbling about spreadsheets and stats and skills and competitive credit card pvp and your png support cards you spent hundreds of dollars on
me: haha funny honse

>>535214262
bwo, your maru/taiki parent?

>>535214950
Don't because you probably won't even get a lot of super creek dupes since the rates in this game are terrible.

>>535214596
The very same. Her banner should be in late September.

>>535215193
>Ryan
That's what you get for training such an ugly Uma, no one wants to be near her.

>>535214262
>those legacies
lmao no accel, shit uma

>>535215057
huh? Are you trying to say you own 8 and you don't make thousands a month? Because if so, you may be retarded

>>535215017
I'm now ashamed of my xXxUmaFkr69xXx username

>>535215324
Anon, I've had one double rainbow THIS ENTIRE RUN. I'm at the URA qualifiers now.

>>535214262
I wonder how many people this post broke

>>535215308
Yeah I do knobhead

>>535211389 (OP)
this is 1133 you absolute retard

>>535215342
must save her

>>535215298
It's nice that he bothered to leave on his own. I would be so drained that I would just uninstall on the spot.

The most autistic discourse is happening over Grass Wonders dead body today
(The guy behind the memorial started drawing deltarune on it to falseflag other people)

>>535215308
What you get for being a coward

>>535215308
further cuties have less of a chance of dropping

>>535215230
A house and its issues and challenges are not in the same universe as multiple fucking apartment complexes

>>535215403
Damn, that is rough. Hope you smash the finals!

>>535215482
nobody cares man

Poverty Torena here, is this a viable Bakushin deck?

any bets

>>535215308
yep that's crane games in a nutshell

i suppose its up to me to bake a thread

>>535215308
what the fuck

>>535215057
either lying or getting 90% of your money stolen

>>535215482
>redditplace shit

>>535215596
air shakur

>>535215596
Air Shakur

Does getting both levels of these influence their white spark chances?
>>535215547
Died in the semis. Worst run ever by a landslide. Absolute vacuous chasm where luck went to die. I feel hollow.

>>535215596
Biwa SR.

>>535214262
Loses to an above average metaship with good inherited skills.

>>535215378
Im not talking about the money.
Having multiple apartment complexes will not have you doing nothing as you collect rent.

Rape Nature

>>535214860
We hate wawa here

>>535215057
If he inherited, perhaps the buildings are debt free/no loans. At that point it prints money. If you have to pay mortgage/loans, that'll eat up a huge chunk

>>535215429
It genuinely is making me rethink this whole CM grind shit
It's like what's the point when a guy with endless pockets can just run that shit and build a monster. May as well stick to rolling cute horses

>>535215596
Naisu Nature

>>535212476
I actually wonder if the general uptick in writing happened because everyone got mad at that shitty event

>>535215716
Tell that to my landlord who still won't fick the FUCKING hole in the roof.

>>535214602
>moments before their first threesome
h-hot

>>535215716
maybe you should try not having neighers as tennants

>>535215661
>>535215681
>>535215703
>>535215790
even worse....

>>535215721
On it

>>535215568
Fuck no, not only are your cards bad in terms of LBs and levels, but you don't want 2 stamina for Bakushin and none of them give any good skills
Do you have an MLB R Shizuka?

>>535215705
Don't forget the debuffs, the Oguri is pretty safe from those

>>535215705
>He still believes the sim
Anon...

Got her to 3* today so i decided to do a run with her. Won everything except an extra g2 I did for more skill points

>>535215851
Unless you already have that MLB, that's a good pull.

>>535215289
I think she does it in a way thats very in character for her
Her affinitty for her trainer starts to leak through 1/3 of the way through her career to the point where she gets teased about it once or twice
Trainer is just a bonehead

>>535214942
>>535214262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyPdjvRQbY8

>>535215721
Her self esteem issues would probably lead her to thinking "Yeah I deserve this." and won't resist.

its over...

>>535215851
Hey now! Thats a good wit card and my wife

bwos why is my chink bot doing sprint and dirt races

>>535215568
>TP 100/100
I'm telling danchou

>>535215731
stop samefag-shilling your boring streamers

>>535215568
Bakushin needs no stamina cards
She doesn't even really want maestro
Just use like 4 spd / 2 wit or something

>>535215649
>>535215378
I mention property managers because of the efforts needed not the money needed to be spent, guess i should have clarified

>>535215870
Shouldn't have been such retards and conflating muh nukes with renewable fucking energy, fucking Greens.

>>535215921
A first-rate umamusume! The one and only King Halo!

>>535215870
>rape nature
>posts cooling towers
Anondacchi, that's water vapor...

>>535215768
You finally understand the pointless effort that is to grind for PvP in umamusume. Just roll for your cute honse girls

>>535215851
that's a good card faggot

Bakushin paizuri

>>535215870
Bruddi...

>>535215925
>>535215969
>>535216015
>>535216047
>>535216086
as if that wasnt enough she spooks me in my daily pull... GO away...

>>535215721
I would go non-stop with this girl.

>>535215958
well he sometimes know what he's doing, like that time he baits her to watch the matsuri festival fireworks alone

retard here, do i pull for super mommy?

Umas should not wield weapons of war

>>535215870
BIG COAL sponsored post

what's the best alternative to gourmand for pace chasers? I'm tired of bringing Spe and having her only give me hydrate hints instead

>>535213457
im trying but i cannot get 10k and do not want to spend it, i already spend all my carats on this creek banner again

>>535216059
That's a coal plant.

>>535216146
>1*
>spook
??

>>535215568
Borrow MLB Kitasan. Run 5 speed and your best wit card.

>>535216171
sure bwo what could go wrong ;)

>>535216205
Swinging Maestro.

>>535215826
Why did you choose to live under a slumlord?

>>535216205
Potential unlock recoveries

>>535216187
>fire weapons
I would worry more about them wielding melee weapons

>>535215768
That's why pvp in gacha games is always retarded. Just treat it like a single player game that you can share experiences with friends.

>>535216171
try for one copy at least, unless you want to perma-borrow her.

>>535216146
Your rolls are blessed by Shiraoki herself, how lucky you are.

>>535216205
Race Planner

>>535213942
Ask your grandma for a steam gift card then use the monthly pack or you know, get a fucking job, nigger

>>535216171
Weird name for Smart Falcon, but yes, pull for her

>>535215768
oy vey, the goyim started noooooticing...

>>535213886
i got 2 screek card on a ssr ticket and free roll yesterday, is this enough?

>>535216389
I just wanted a quiet walk on the beach...

>>535215057
retardio

>finally got 1200spd S Med
>Swinging Maestro event didn't finish
I had no idea that shit was even possible with my 3SSR/3SR deck

Shaking Shakur

Look at this Kitasan

>>535215826
Laws heavily favor tenants in most cities. It's actually a real fucking pain being a landlord if your tenants are educated on legal code.

>>535216381
i got one copy when i started playing

>>535215768
you're pretty slow huh

SEKAI SAIKYOU WA

>>535216582
i don't like anti gravity tits

>>535216420
Calm down Schlomo, this is a Jap game, not a kike game. You don't profit from it and you never will.

>>535215768
>be serious grinder
>spend hours upon hours
>drop a hundie to roll
>make an absolutely cracked party to the best of my ability
>get paired up with gigawhales
>curb-stomped and get my back blown out
>receive the same rewards for participating as a casual funmaxxer

>>535216582
this is canon btw

>>535216187
Uma soldiers in civilized countries are all volunteers now, so it's okay.

Never say no to letting the functional bloodthirsty individuals in your society to practice their proclivities in service of the nation.

>>535214193
the same way you make a goldship

>>535215768
>people realizing they'll NEVER be able to compete against whales, no matter how good you are
Is this your first gacha or something?

Which umas are into rimming?

>>535216592
It's free money. Stop crying.

>this is considered reddit
damn bros i think im on the wrong website

>>535216582
must be mlb one

>>535216730
I NEED Dia to sit on my face

>>535216804
>Is this your first gacha or something?
NTA but yes

>>535216863
Rice

>>535216895
too sexy, reddit wouldnt rike

>>535214262
i kneel to whalegod

I thought beer wouldn't affect umas just like it doesn't affect irl horses

>>535215826
just kill him?

people are spending money on something released 4 years ago and will never go to developing the game. if anything this money will go into cygames next big flop.

>>535216895
Anything popular is bad on this site no matter what.

>>535216804
Whales have much less work to do but there is definitely hours of grinding that go into getting those perfect hors even if you are doing it on easy mode.

Help anons, if i were to, hypothetically, write a short story about Agnes Tachyon, Manhattan Cafe and their trainer, what plot points should be considered important?
>inb4 sex

>>535217032
I'm just hoping all the money goes into more anime.

>>535216781
I will never forget Sgt.Reckless of the 1st marine division...
(who challenged native dancer to a race but never got a response)

>>535215826
>he doesnt know about renters boards or tribunals
You know you can probably get rent relief for every month you have recorded evidence of it, theres a ton you could do about it, and are probably choosing not to
Unless you're squatting

>535216895
>western shit with overblown proportions
>reddit ship
You most definitely are

>>535214262
I'll pray I don't run into you. There are tens of thousands of players. What are the chances?

Marvelous marriage

>>535216895
WHEN
is she coming to global

>>535217039
Are you unable to hold a nuanced opinion?

>>535216895
i can't get past those cheeks

>Gold Ship is reddit
Which Uma is 4chan then?

>>535217032
I hope the CEO buys more horses from my money

>>535217147
you can make that chance 0 if you play open ;)

>>535211157
That video inspired me to start drawing. I still make AIslop sometimes though. They're two different things.

I finally triple sparked my taiki shuttle. Honestly bros I want to cry. The rng is bullshit. so many 1 guts/wit/pwr like what the fuck.

>>535217147
based and natie pilled
maybe i come 3rd but im getting something

their height is perfect

>>535217032
global is funding the Cygames CEO racing horse purchases

>>535216983
Who says she is being affected by the beer here...

>>535217196
my favorites that aren't also (you)r favorites

>>535217196
mayonnaise top cun

>>535211389 (OP)
Umasrael has the right to defend itself!

>>535216582
Can't wait for her son equinox to come to the game too

>>535217196
Any of the children

>>535217226
Open will be the newbie killing grounds, let's not kid ourselves.

>>535217232
nice

If your uma is somehow related to Gold Ship(aka in this chart), she's reddit.

>>535217196
special racist

>>535216863
I think you trainee would do it if you pressure her hard enough

>>535217196
any uma under 145cm

>>535217196
i think this is 95% accurate

>>535217318
why does she like baseball so much?

>>535217164
Your horse is reddit

>>535217403
Wao safe

>4chan
Curren-chan
Narita 4chin
King Chud
Special Needs (Racist)
Grass Weeaboo
Peak Shower
Steak des
Rules of Nature
Top Cun

>reddit
Redditeio
Special Needs (Vanilla)
Silently Downvoting
Fatty Cinderella
Gold Shit
Dad Jokes XD
I don't like dad jokes XD
Matikane I can't spell her name XD
Winning Shit
Bakushit
We did it reddit we fed dirt baby!

>discord
Mackqueen
Biwa 4head
Trash Opera
Mihobo Discordbot
Fetish Freak
Tsundere Trash
Tsundere Trash's yuribait
El Spic
Mejiro Trans
Tachyoncord

i will enter my waifus and favorite umas with cool titles into CM and the only meta fagging im doing is maybe having S medium or turf or some of the race specific skills on them

>>535216559
You don't even need a single SSR to do that. Capped SRs have better stats and skills in many cases especially against unmaxed ssrs.

I have to say, the 1000 followers passive limit is the most retarded unfun mechanic in this game, and that's saying much
why did they have to cap that? just cap the fucking friend points from borrows
sucks ass that there's god tier umas floating around that I can't use for breeding because of this completely arbitrary limit

>>535217337
Almond is gonna fuck them both

>>535217403
I always knew Reddit Eye was reddit.

>>535217403
>my uma is sakura bakushin o
haha I'm safe.

>>535217443
How is Creek not reddit? They love that goo goo babies shit
Also it's missing Opera for some reason and she's 100% redditcore

535217548
who asked

>lets reddit dictate his choices
shiggy diggy

bwos i just realised my fan count of 2m per day puts me at S rank but my club rank says B+ why is it like that?

I just ran into this in the public lobbies
Holy mother of highrolls

>>535217531
fat fuck

>>535215921
2 stamina cards?

Buena Vista doko?

>>535217668
Yeah and my wife

>>535215057
Based landchad, hike up a single mother's rent for me

futamusume

>>535217443
>>535217545
If King Halo Curren Chan and Nice Nature are 4chan then I agree.

>>535217196
The literally whos. If you know her name she's reddit

>>535217196
The eternal doomposter who still complains even though she keeps winning.

>5th place Hopeless Stakes
>Lose at random G2s
>Friendships still not orange by senior year
Yep, I'm feelin it.

>>535215057
for all the effort you make surprisingly little from the actual rent.

>>535215870
It's just water

Can anyone who played JP tell me if we get any good spending options during anniversaries or any time in the future? I already did the starter packs, and the $70 bundles are basically scams so for now I’m just doing the monthly. I’m willing to be a light spender just not $70 for 30 pulls type shit.

>>535217648
>900 stam
>only 1 gold
Gets killed by my natie and ass wonder

>play as Goldship
it's just a nightmare scenario where any race can be thrown
>playing as someone other than Goldship
If she shows up in a race she's like Rice and Oguri waiting to fuck us.

>>535217389
Thanks anon. I really wanted a 9 speed spark taiki so people who are my friends will use her and now ive achieved that goal. Feels good.

>>535217643
Tons of anons are obsessed with reddit, twitter and discord which dictates their opinion and if it's acceptable or not.

>>535217590
The point was the chain event which didn't finish. A full SSR deck has a good chance of not finishing chain events, so you want Tazuna or some SRs. 3 SRs always finished events properly aside from extreme bad luck.

>>535217443
>Ryan
>4chan

>>535217880
Winning my heart, that is!

4 speed + 3LB Creek + borrowed MLB Tazuna for consistently good runs while rolling for S medium + redshift
Or 4 speed + 3LB Creek + borrowed MLB Suzuka/Biko and pray for everything to high roll

>>535214262
>no Red shift

This loses to any End Closer btw. This bitch as NO acceleration uniques. That means he will crawl on the last corner and watch the Golshis and Taishin zoom past ahead with Redshift / Pump Iron / Nemesis

Highrolling raw stats is cool but if you have none of the accel skills you will lose 9/10 times
Whales lose again to unemployed parent farming chads

>>535217909
>$70 for 30 pulls type shit.
Good on you for being careful with your money. Can't be easy living with a disability :)

Why the fuck the the daily store RNG, I played 9 races and I only got 1 fucking shop. Give me my shops greedy slantkikes.

>>535217226
the only thing you'll find in opens are Umas mathematically bred and trained to have the maximum possible stats without breaking the cap...

>>535218053
>disabled because he doesn't want to spend much

literally what

>>535217993
Tazuna is based also has a risk free energy recovery for her first hangout.

>>535217909
>I’m willing to be a light spender just not $70 for 30 pulls type shit.
that's 10 months worth of monthly packs for 200 pulls though?

>>535218014
>meanwhile a no acceleration skill front runner McQueen won 3-4 CM rooms here in a row earlier today

>>535218109
what the fuck do you even need the shop for? did you run out of clocks or something?

How glue is she?

Are there only 2 Speed/Stamina support horses to learn Corner Recovery for Mommy Creek?

...You're a NEET Toreina-san? You can't even spend $8 on a monthly pack? So you can't even take responsibility for the child in me?

>>535215768
at this point i think i will do an OK uma with the cards i have and hope i get to the finals

She could have been a very nice uma ace but I had to get tissues and lose a +60 stamina event with only 11% failure rate huh...

jesus christ you guys just buy a jp account and go play the real game imagine spending and allocation a whole percent of your income for a game are you out of your mind.

All of you fucks are going here, none of you are safe

how mandatory is pumping iron for gold ship?
can I get by with just red shift?

>>535217909
>nobody answering the question, just shitting on anon because he won’t spend $70 on 5000 carats

>>535218292
I got some Umas close to 3 star and wanna level them up

>>535218172
Let's work through this together :)

Ten pulls is 1500 carats. That means to see how many pulls 7500 buys, you need to see how many times 1500 goes into 7500. How do you compute this? (Think about this before reading on).

That's right, you need to divide! The answer is 7500 divided by 1500, or 7500/1500 for short. Can you see what happens when you plug this into your calculator? I'll wait :)

I'm here to help

>>535217929
Yes, but look at those stats and his deck
>0LB Super Creek
This guy must've highrolled out of his mind

>>535217403
time to edit this to the rape chart

>>535218449
Nothing is mandatory, the meta is overrated as hell. If you have a good A rank Uma you’ll make it to the finals in group A and then it’s just RNG who wins. No matter how much you whale or grind, you’ll never win every single CM.

So this is the power of an umadol... The emperor has been humbled.

>>535215873
I do in fact have that, are R cards that useful? I have a fuckload that I could MLB

>>535218467
>buying the shards from the store
oh no no no... bwos... one of us fell for the jew mind tricks...

When will they add Forever Young? After he retires?

>>535217597
>Oyakadon
sexo af...

if I do one more 10 pull will I make it with 30k for manhattan...

>>535218718
I always buy the 1* and 2* shards... is that bad?

I have a 4 star uma, MLB Kita, my SRs are all MLB, and I have 9* legacies, how is it possible that people are getting two stats to 1100+?????

>>535218340
You're just FAT Creek. Also Iam not your trainer

Urara

>>535218470
>retard pretends to not comprehend things in order to make a point no one was trying to make
very cool

>Durrr see, you should buy the 70 dollar because you get more rolls! It's simple math!
>this of course, is assuming you even still want to play, or feel the need to roll immediately!
>i am very smart, and you are disabled for not wanting to spend 70 dollars!

>>535218676
>satsuki sho
>won by less than 2 lengths
damn, dodged a bullet not rolling for this brick...

>>535218561
Super creek is legit used for nothing but Swinging Maestro so its standard
Everything besides is MLB

>>535218792
How do you even have the monies for it?

>>535218792
No, the guy is just shit posting. Always buy the shards unless you are close to being broke, which you really shouldnt be if youre doing 3 careers a day.

>>535218674
thx man
I know you're lying, but I needed to hear that

>>535218839
Chiyo can't fight her alone!

>>535218884
had a run with her where she managed to give hints for every skill that wasn't a debuff

>>535217548
Why is S on Medium specifically talked about so much?

super creek isnt a good card because super creek cant use it

>>535218718
It's for the umas I like and the one with decent ultis to inherit so it's worth it

I can feel myself getting less motivated. I’m stuck at mid A+ because of my deck and because I’m getting unlucky trying to make godly parents. I can’t reasonably upgrade my support cards until half anniversary and the riko banner, but the thought of being stuck here for 2 more months seems mind numbing. Idk what to do.

>>535218792
Same here. Monies are easy to get.

>>535218979
Where have you been all Golshi week?

>>535218774
I hope they keep adding irl related umas so we can make this oyakodon thing grow up

Stupid sexy Bakushin pits

>>535218718
Winning Tittyfuck

>>535218718
You can buy shards?

gonna fuck you until it hurts

>>535218780
no

>>535219067
just quit the game for 2 months rofl

>>535218986
I'm broke and have used every tp since I started. I think the shop may be a scam.

>>535218979
nta but the golshi event gave so much fucking money, after I finished levelling all my support cards
I got 1.5m lying around even after maxing potential on several horses

>>535219106
SHES TWELVE BRO

>>535217087
tachyon makes a drug and put in the cafe of manhattan, the rest i don't know

>>535215568
No need for stamina cards, I'd go with borrowed Kitasan Black, 2 of your speed cards and the rest whatever you like and depending on what legacies you have.

>>535219258
12 what? IQ score?

>>535219258
out of ten!

what is the best MLB stamina card to grab from friends? Leaving Super tits aside, Sky?

>Sakura Bakushin O
>Sakura Chiyono O
>both have delectable lickable armpits

>lock
why the school doors even have this shit? all their student have inhuman strength anyway it's not like a simple lock could stop them

Love these legs

>>535219258
great tits tho

>>535219000
that anon isn’t lying. the average person who plays this game is a redditor who posts funny horse waifu pics and gets B+ and occasionally low A rank umas. you won’t be going against meta fag SEA teenager whales who stole their parents credit card, you’ll be going against 95% random people who are just doing the CM for the rewards.

>>535218449
Pumping Iron is incredibly inconsistent

>>535218780
You only need one roll to get what you want.

>>535218470
>Ten pulls is 1500 carats.
It's 500
>>535219340
sky unless you really want the skills from cafe

>>535218961
>Super creek is legit used for nothing but Swinging Maestro
Having to build up her gauge from zero wastes a bunch of turns though, your rainbows come way slower as a result and you end up getting less stats.

>>535214262
ENTER

>>535218792
>>535218986
1 singular shard for the prices they charge, and the appearance rate of any specific Uma, is extremely bad. The only way in which it'll make a difference is tanking your Monies.
Though Monies are technically an endlessly grindable resource so if you do way too many career playthroughs a day I guess it's easy enough to offset.

>>535219258
Well, actually, if you count that 3 times, she's 36.

>>535218329
* Do I even have to learn Corner Recovery to get the Swinging Maestro event from Super Creek?
The AI search engine is hallucinating different answers again.

>>535217087
cafe retruns to her room to find trainer glowing like pic related

>>535219340
Sky has 83 specialty priority and you can end her event early if you have too many ssrs. Dia is also good for medium.

>>535219258
12% brain usage you mean

>>535218001
Nobody wants Ryan...

>>535218447
Not if I learned to evade umas from the very best.
Good luck finding me in the jungle.

Running Super Creek career made me realise just how good her card is compared to welfare Rice Shower and McQueen (my only two other stamina cards not counting Rs). Not touching that again until I have their cards MLBd.

>>535219532
You don’t. Getting the gold hint gives you the ability to get the white skill.

>>535219647
>he didnt check his kpis
retardGOD

>>535219584
Ryan is forum.bodybuilding.com

>>535217087
What he said>>535219551

>>535218292
I buy clocks and some of the shards.

>>535219359
and both have great songs

Fuck is it worth it to pull on Super Creek/Tazuna or is it better to save until Rice or even Fukukitaru? not having viable SRs is fucking me over

>>535219426
Even the 4chins are casuals. I started late and haven't spent a dime and have more fans than 95% of the players in the /uma/ clubs

>play JP
>randomly win a CM after 1.5 months of playing
>people here talking about “mandatory” skills and umas when 99% of players are just gonna enter their favorite uma for the participation awards

>>535217087
You could just expand Tachyon's Valentine event, Trainer becomes highly sniffable and biteable by other umas when he start smelling like chocolate, so muchg Tachyon had to keep him safe in their shared dorm.

This leads to sex, with Cafe watching, obviously

>>535219889
>they fell for the youtubesloppa

>>535219889
I'm not playing this game to get a participation trophy
I'm playing it to be THE best uma trainer

>>535219857
If you don’t have good SRs then pull now. That is more important than anything else.

>>535219889
That's because in JP no one cares about CM anymore
Because this is global's first CM everybody is going to sweat like a tryhard

>>535219230
You arent supposed to buy everything in the store, just buy the shards + parfait + alarm clock if youre low. I dont even buy the alarm clocks nor parfait anymore, I only did that when I was first starting out. Doing 3 career runs a day, especially if you are winning them will give you more than enough money to do this endlessly.

>>535219486
Even with the shit rates, its better to do this than just start using your carats to roll so you can buy trophies and exchange them. Like youll slowly over time accrue the shards.

>>535219781
what do those numbers actually mean

If my Golshi is below 400/400 spd/stam for Hopeful Stakes I'm just going to reset because a good run would have her be above those values by that point

>>535219854
s-shes fast!

HOW THE FUCK DO I BUILD A MARUZENSKY
ALL MY PARENT UMAS HAVE MARUZENSKY GRANDPARENTS

>>535212131
Nope, they liked it since Rudolf x Oguri was retained from the OG PV.

Stop making me horny for Bakushin

>>535219889
Don't care I want my Oguri Cap and GolShi to beat every normalfag waifu Uma by Distance and I want my Evil Nature to rape them in the ass and give them AIDs

>>535219781
where do you look at these?

>>535220206
uooooh granny maruzensky

>>535220143
loreful Oguri

>>535217196
>List of Reddit umas:
Reddit Ship
Reddit Urara
Reddit Cap
T.M Reddit O
Reddit Shower
Symboli Reddit
Reddit Creek
Reddit McQueen
Agnes REDDITchyon
>List of 4chan umas:
Tamamo Cross
Nice Nature
Manhattan Cafe
Mayano Top Gun
Satono Diamond
Meisho Doto
King Halo

>>535217256
Imagine uma shorstack soapland

Bakushin O looks like she's very bad at sex but cums stupidly easy

>>535220093
You'll also more quickly, over time, bleed millions in cash.
It'll eventually lead to you maybe getting someone a star a bit earlier than you normally would have, but unless you play enough that Monies can literally never be an issue, it's not worth it.

anyone else enjoying the game just from the high affinity white spark waterfall every run? I get enjoyment from the whitesparks at the end and the +750k fans i donate to my club even though i get 1 star guts.

>>535220206
the secret ingredient for horse racing is inbreeding

>947/744/734
>7th place at URA semifinal
might as well kill myself

This is my current SR collection. Is it good enough or should I pull on the Creek banner? I have her but not limit broken

>>535219367
Purely for legal and administrative reasons.

>>535213457
You posted who I like

>>535220346
bakushin gives you the best sex in your life for 3 seconds

>>535220324
>Reddit Cross
>Reddit Nature
>Reddit Cafe
>Reddit Top Gun
>Reddit Diamond
>Meisho Reddit
>King Reddit

>>535220393
Update: retried the race and got 8th place.

>>535220465
I'll finish in 2

>>535220374

>>535220387
>no bush
that's Teio isn't it

so the best VN experience is first, read the 4 chapters of the uma you want to train, then do her career and finally unlock the other 3 chapters. Im right?

curren bath water

>>535220346
Imagining this is more erotic than I thought. Her panting and begging you to stop but her body keeps betraying her as she convulses again and again.

It's fine if your uma is reddit as long as her horse counterpart is not

>>535220454
Are you a pedofile?

>>535220562
just watching that makes my brain produce the happy juice

>>535214262
If i run into this I'm just going to do the vegeta kneel and accept my 2nd place trophy

>>535220561
it is not a competition mate

>>535220093
That's what I've been buying but shards are fucking expensive. I've been spending roughly 45k a day on shards + 6k for clocks + 15k for parfaits. A single career nets 7.5k after deducting borrow costs. Daily races are shit and barely contribute. The only thing keeping me afloat is the event gibs.

how long until brians banner?

>>535219367
Important job maker: >>535220421

>>535220575
yeah
the first 4 chapers is you scouting them/being scouted

>>535213457
why is she so flat?

>>535220849
because she's a child

>>535217909
cyjews don't bother with the poor

>>535214262
>not a Front Runner
>not an End Closer
have fun getting BLOCKED, retard

>>535220732
I just think she's cute and funny

she's oguri cap

>>535220817
She could just baby tamamo
why does it always have to be the trainer?

>>535220874
>unrealistic women's proportions

>>535220962
more like ogrey crap

>>535214262
oink oink SQUEEEE SQUEEEEEE

>>535220962
What does she do?

I'm in love with a shortstack uma

>>535215768
If you have proper skill builds that S+ uma will lose to your A.

Did you know? Rice Shower prefers being bred for breakfast!

I want to be Oguri Caps food

Another one falls
In this domain
Of the damned

>>535220324
Nice try REDDIT CAFE but no, you belong with your tranny roommate

>>535217909
you get a paid selector once a year iirc and the price varies between 20 to 70 bucks depending on how many carats they give you in the bundle

>>535221158
thats a donkey

>>535220562
I whitemaxx and get 3-4 pages of skill stars and watching this still gets me pumped

>>535221159
Cope

>>535220909
so they are >>535220331

OUT OF CLOCKS
OUT OF TOUGHNESS 30
OUT OF CARATS
NO CURREN CHAN
NO SUPER CREEK
NO KITASAN

Lost count of the number of times I've ended a run before hitting the first inspiration

>>535221175
BRO
YOU HAD SPARK

>>535215870
>literally the safest and cleanest energy source
>ruined in perception because of oil kikes and slavs being TOO STUPID TO BOIL WATER

>>535220143
Unironically, yes. Acceleration white skills at the right moment is worth about 1200 power each.

>>535221217
I'm going to assfuck the donkey

>>535221163
Oui, mine.

>>535221158
thats a donkey

>>535220971
Why would a lion bother going after an antelope in its prime when it has a fat juicy decrepit wildebeest in front it?

>>535221078
go fast and eat 12,500 calories a day

>>535221175
>Zero creeks despite being able to get one

>>535221302
The money in your credit card is infinite though

>>535220354
After leveling up your initial 5 support cards to max level there really isnt much to spend money on though. Raising uma levels gets dictated by your other items and leveling up other support cards gets capped by how much SP you have.

So you might as well buy the stuff from the shop. Unless you arent playing consistently or something. Getting monies isnt that big of a deal.