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>Global Game News
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1
Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m
11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 2
11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3
11/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
New Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xw [Embed]

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Teio!

cute autist

>>545112616
>tries to break into inner
>gets boxed in instead
AHAHAHA
POST THAT SOUND FILE
WHEN YOU'RE BLOCKED

>>545112767
I'm here betting real money already it's fucking over for me.

>overqualified anons refuse to move up
>underqualified anons keep getting in

More like Awful Result lol

>>545112978
She is quite cute

>"prestigious" G1 race
>scuffed ahh stream
Remove dirt races from Japan.

>>545112954
How do I make her good in game? I pulled her during S. Maru and she is sex, but she's just a worse Vodka

She got gigabrocked in URA qualifiers btw.

>>545113084
>JP schizos
the only schizo here is (you). the JP fags were the OG /uma/ people to begin with till the grass indo turd made another general so he could get his team back.

>Like 60k people were watching the stream during the race
>Stands are fully filled with people
Is John Cygames' agenda to make Dirt Racing bigger in Japan working?

>>545113046
I am right where I belong with my A/B+ club homies.

>watch one horse race
>suddenly my front page is swarming with horse racing videos
I hate the algorithm

>>545113115
You just have to put in enough time to make up for the deficit of ~500-600 skill points

>>545113046
A+ is the right mixture of sweatiness and comfiness!

oguri rape (as in *rapes you*)

>>545113115
build her the same way as a vodka/grass but with worse growths and just pray to Shiraoki that she gets a good unique proc
With NN out, even her built-in OYL isn't particularly valuable
I run City because I love her, not because she's good

>>545112895 (OP)
if anyone wants to join a /uma/ circle, CunnyInc. has a couple spots to fill
no requirements to join, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here

>>545113330
She would never
She also gets cucked by Daiwa

>>545113330
It's not rape, if I want to make sweet love to her.

>>545113359
what's your endgame bwo

>>545113162
I would fuck the right side hag!

>>545113115
wait for her island alt in 3 years

nyot an /uma/ club!

CC said dual stamina debuffs aren't strong this cm. Why is my restless 850 stam maru dying in every lobby?

/uma/ is a shitty club and it's going to die hard and you better accept it

>>545112895 (OP)
>wife groove still decent after all these years
glad to know that

>>545113359
you have a strong mental illness and should probably go get some help.

>>545113046
A+ clubs are too sweaty for me with 40M quotas
As well as S clubs who has 60M
I will burn out fast before MANT if I joined them

>>545112978
This is obscene levels of kraut autism

Ì have to admit i'm getting more into keiba the more i watch, but the races feel so short.
By the time i'm fully invested in a race it's already over.

>>545112978
Krauts don't behave like this.
But holy shit is it cute as hell!

>>545113182
>Watch a bunch of horse races
>Suddenly my front page showed me the aftermath of the 2023 Japanese Derby
i hate the algorithm

>>545113046
All the B+ carries should leave their flatliner club and join an A or A+ club.

>>545113046
anons are overestimating A+/S requirements because you guys are shitposting about making 5 1m runs per day, every day, for the entire month

Bwos wtf. Oguri is literally Saber

>>545113530
just watch the appetizer races too such as debut or maiden before the main dish (grade/R11)

>>545113728
>I wanna hug ogu all day
>I wanna fuck seibah all day
They're not the same

>>545113728
That's Durandal

With all the recruiting talk as a danchou there is this one guy in my club that isn't from here I think I accidentally accepted his request but the guy has been in the club for the last 3 months without hopping to another club, sometimes chat, always trades shoes and doesn't flatline. I'll keep this nigga around until the end of the club even if he just barely meets the unspoken quota.

>>545113728
Nah
we ignore the sameface problem

>>545113728
>Are you my toreina?

>>545113793
True, but also see >>545113763
>>545113838
Based!

>>545113084
This shit is true
JPfags on my club are promoting irl race.
I DONT GIVE A SHIT
HORSES POOP LIKE CRAZY AND ARE STINKY

S rank clubs will keep poaching all the best A rank club players for eternity. It's over for A clubs we are just a stepping stone.

>>545113681
i just joined an s-rank club and i'm already being threatened with doxxing if i don't pump out 5 fan runs per day

>>545113891
A rankers will make S rank clubs drop to A+ bro.

>>545113450
The attitude of the last recruiter makes me dislike them. I’ll keep my 2 million daily fans to myself thanks.

>>545112895 (OP)
Would you humiliate your competition by posting results on youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBU8XNatK7E
Global version when?

>>545113891
>It's over for A clubs we are just a stepping stone.
Can say that again.

>umatter instead of umastagram
wtf I like the kraut now

>>545113865
No bulli Durandal!

>>545113941
There are people in A rank clubs getting 100M fans every month anon

>>545114023
Eishin's posts only fly umatter.

I should MLB Mcqueen before Brian right?

tamabros...

>>545114198
My god I want to rape Toni Bianca

>>545114198
Sex with Gold City

>>545114198
Stab the Italian
Get raped by the Zealander
Get killed and robbed by the Niger
Get murder fucked by the other American

>>545114189
Isn’t the next welfare card pretty good? Might want to save points.

>>545114037
but why
they could easily be making 900+ crystal per month

>>545114023
She got banned from Umastagram for inflammatory language.

>>545114198
Wife

>>545114260
Huh, which one is that?

>>545114037
>>545113941
>>545113891
>just have all the S earners in S clubs, A+ earners in A+ clubs, etc.
>then nobody is leeching
>nobody is carrying unfairly either
It's really not that complicated or dramatic you guys

>>545114271
The fixed timeline comic is funnier

>>545114271
All according to her plans...

>>545114347
shut up King Poop
I wanna be carried

>>545114347
isn't this what the eden discordbotters do
have like 5 teams and distribute their players according to performance?

i am back after getting my ass reamed in maplestory

>>545114263
Probably just saftey, no A cclub wants to lose a 100 million fan earner so even if you flatline for a while Danchou won't kick you

>>545114347
But if you're an S earner in a comfy A club, you have the freedom to take it slow whenever you want. As opposed to being stuck without a club the second you slow down in an S club

>Reddit Halo shitter
>Muh adopting anons
This retard really typed that and didn't stop to think twice before posting.

>>545114550
s clubs don't kick flatliners in the middle of the month, otherwise they'd just lose out on the fans that anon had earned up to that point
and all the s-rank fan earners will already be in clubs by that point so it's not like you can replace them

>>545114550
If you wanna flatline for a month because you're gonna be busy go down to an A club and chill there. I don't get the problem

>fujita san it's cold outside does our team have any jacket
>no but you can have that leftover uma merch tracksuit
>splendid

some people just like being a big fish in a small pond
S rank niggers would never understand

Are you really tryharding for 20 bucks worth of extra rolls (10 rolls give or take).

>>545114725
what if I don't want to be a big fish in a small pond...

>>545114725
isn't that literally just smurfing

>>545114550
I'm in an S club, I tryharded for 15 days and chilled for the rest of the month, ended up with 100m fans by the end and never got kicked lol, no club leader is that insane

play for love, not for glory

>>545114739
This is a game I play every day now. Might as well get some value out of my playtime. That's the only reason I'm in an A+ club to be honest.

I THINK WE SHOULD KILL THE /uma/ AND /umagg/ LEADER RIGHT NOW

is this the longest new month club recruitment autism has lasted in global

Do you run a pace late or end as a third when taking 2 fronts?

>>545114725
You're being taken advantage of by flatlining niggers and the Danchou that refuses to kick them. You don't need to live like that bwo...

I hate Teio.

Even class 5 is getting the semen retention line pretty high...

>>545114793
but anon
helping your trainees achieve glory
is the highest form of love you can do for them

>>545114861
Proof?

>>545114524
this is what /uma/ has been doing just slowly since Umaooo started the top 100 race in June. -remember when they poached every top anon from every other club for the first few months? It's just less organized than Discord but it's the same shit on a monthly basis

>>545114550
THIS is understandable but it doesn't apply for the majority of players. How fucking often do you see
>DANCHOU THE FLATLINERRSSSS
exactly, all day every day, the big fish small pond guys are very few

What is that jobber Gold Shitty doing in cingray's Japan Cup? She can't even beat oguri cap (as in peak) let alone toni bianca or tamamo cross

i HATE Super Creek!

>>545114887
Being a hot piece of umanko

>>545114725
>>545114626
>>545114347
>>545114550
>>545114739
Im surprised that white paypiggus are even doing this SEA slavery just for a few more carats

>>545114887
wtf rude and uncalled for

>>545114895
Might as well update that and add /umagg/ to b+

AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE

>>545114961
I am not tho?

>>545114937
this is animated like one of those "try not to cum" ads

>>545114895
Isn't Umaooo back to S rank last month

>>545114961
i play this much anyway anon, it's not for the club

Why so sirius, torena?

wtf the oguri owner is still active?

>>545113046
My underachiever club is more fun

Man Japanese dirt really looks like shit compared to American dirt.

>>545114887
GOLD CITY IS SUPER CUTE AND A NICE UMA!

>30/30
You did well, danchou.

Chiyono's Japan Derby win was more hype that boring Super Creek's Kikuka Sho win!

>>545115040
>>545115002
it will be updated in a few days once ranks settle in

>>545115104
They should get new fucking cameras

When does the borrow limit go up? Didn't chinks and korea get 5 borrows almost immediately after release?

>>545113728
Wrong, she's literally Jeanne D'Arc. RoB's.

>>545114876
nothing wrong with trying
but it's not the end of the world when you fail

My B rank club just got a new member who got kitasan mlb and 100m fans instead of the usual newfriends, we're ranking up this month bwos

Just play the game and you will be A+ easily.

>>545115326
proof? Post club ID anon I won't try to poach him I swear

when is my danchou going to start recruiting.....

>>545115146
Whatever you say Grannyzensky

>>545115153
Wasn’t it updated already?

>>545114065
it was unfortunate wording because it's asking people to basically suck up their pride and be borrowed for a month and dumped out right after, which insinuates that they're not a "worthy" member and they're only allowed to join out of circumstance or generosity of the leader
to prospective recruits it reads like
>you're not good enough to join us but if you get lucky then we'll generously offer you a slot
which isn't an attitude many will be on board with

>>545115443
Have you tried asking him?

>>545115246
Remember when Cygenerous said they were working on accelerating QoL changes back when the game out? People actually believed them.

>>545115443
After you drop in rank

>grab long A sparks
>grab 2* more stamina
>career becomes trivial
well pink farming just got a whole lot worse but at least I'm not wasting my time playing 15 minutes just to get swalled into Oguri's fat gut now

I will make Gold City win this cm by training my nose in her ass doing 3 a days

>>545115589
I did, no response

>>545115487
What was the point of Belno spying the Japan Cup umas, if Ogurin still got surprised by the basketball umarican bumping into her? And Roppei didn't say anything about it?

>>545115637
she could be at least usable during virgo but really shes waiting for the ult buff

Sex with Gyarus

carats are gay, who even needs carats, actually fuck carats

>>545115570
>autist in S rank club doesn’t know how to interact with people
Shocking.

First and last time I grind for a CM

>>545115664
But Roppei told her that if she wanted to pace she had to do it under "that" condition

>>545115664
To show that Belno is a poor spy

>>545115569
the one with quotas is the unofficial one made by another that modifies it and excludes all the clubs below B+ because they have no quota, it's just a useful thing he's doing once in a while and not the main one

>>545115723
is that a thong

>>545115778

>>545115819
It's a gyaru. The fuck do you think?

>>545115707
I used her a bit on the last cm and a few lobbies for this one and I think when her ult procs after pump then into red shift/sfv its pretty good. Maybe its all confirmation bias but I think its pretty good

>>545115664
to introduce the viewer to the characters so there's some context before they all have their flashback/motivation scenes in the middle of the race

>I'll just take it easy suzuka farming runs today
>slow metabolism
>4th turn in the infirmary she still has it
>quad speed rainbow next turn
>quit
>start next run
>fail a 7%
>don't overdo it
Sorry danchou, today's gonna be a flatline.

I
WANT
TO
FUCK
NINGEN
WOMAN

dueling stella deserved to win

>>545115664
Belno didn't want to sound racist

>>545115849
holy rekt

>>545115753
Reminder that some guy who hasn't played the game in 2 weeks is gonna grind a random ace last minute with no S, 600 stam and one gold recovery and is going to win platinum title just by getting lucky

>>545115753
isn't Ogurin like the easiest uma to train for this CM
Medium S
1200 Speed
800 Stamina
700+ power
Swinging Maestro and/or Gourmand
Redshift+SFV

Literally the lowest requirements of any other meta uma for this race.

>>545115940
The last two days have been incredibly shitty with night owls, migraines, and random mood downs. I’ve consistently gotten two to three night owls per run where I only used to get one per run on average.

Which uma is easiest to farm fans with?
Fucking maru needs a bunch of pink sparks to not make every med/long even more of a gamble

>>545116014
Shut up teio

>>545116039
s. maru, then vanilla maru, then oguri

>>545116039
goldshitter

>>545114851
Anything but pace. Paces hate running with multi fronts

>>545109143
should I guts max for a 3*guts parent? why else do it?

>>545116014
>tfw got everything but redshift

>>545115664
>if Ogurin still got surprised by the basketball umarican bumping into her?
That actually annoyed the fuck out of me, what the fuck is her trainer doing not telling her this shit? Seem pretty fucking pivotal

>>545116107
>why else do it?
It's fun.

>>545116107
gutsmaxxing gives you spd and power too

>>545116015
It happens from time to time.

>>545112895 (OP)
tag yourself /uma/
i'm chocolate hula

>>545116197
Please go away king poop

>>545112895 (OP)
any idea where this image comes from?

>>545115487
How did Cygames get hold of my ace?

I hope they turn Forever Youngs career into an Anime

>>545115570
I can see it. Definitely not the intended meaning. It wasn't meant to take someone from another club either which I should have clarified. Thought there would be a few stragglers that couldn't really do the minimum but maybe could use a club for the meantime until the next wave of openings in December. I don't know if there's a way to word that super well but I'll try to a better job of not making it sound like some snobbish "mercy" next time as it was just supposed to be a friendly "come hang out for a while if you want to" invitation.
Thanks for explaining it anon. Sorry again

Ramonu is NOT beating the hag allegations...

the best way to play this game is to ignore metashit. and just pick 5-6 horses that personality you like and have good affinity with each other. then you always have a fun career with minimal bad luck and randomness

>>545116438
>ningen has wrinkles
>ramonu does not
there you go

>>545116014
her 20% speed/10% pow growth is basically one of the most optimal growth distributions ever. combine that with a piss-easy career with no mandatory longs and yes, she's one of the easiest to train ever. literally everyone was able to shit out a competitive oguri for CM1 and would have stayed that way, but luckily she's hamstrung by pace chasers being shit now that front runner dominance is here.
in reality, front runners were good from the start of the game. i had a 75% WR in rounds and won CM1 with a double front comp even without groundwork and angling.

>>545115753
post the 13.5k

>>545115487
>hesitant pace chasers
>hesitant pace chasers
>hesitant pace chasers
>flustered pace chasers
>frenzied pace chasers
>dominator
>dominator
>all seeing eyes
>murmur
>trick (rear)

>>545116427
Too soon. We still have uncovered JRA hall of famers. I want them to redo the Golden Generation with El as the main character.

>>545115107
Does this anime go with historical results, like the other one?

>>545116649
The races are legit but some of the umas have their names changed iirc

>>545115487
>tfw you didn't believe the 1200 stam + 3 gold recovs on 2200 medium guide

>>545116270
Oh, I'll go away, to the finish line! Feel free to enjoy the view

>>545116501
>spoiler
I got fucked over by not knowing about dual front strategy, my taurus Maru was winning every race that had a second front

>>545116694
Damn she's huge

>>545116732
Please keep going away, but at a slow pace so I can follow and watch

>>545116694
if she had a few more skills and an S rank she'd be a champ

Trainer? Nothing more than a cut of fuckable meat?

>>545115326
Hold on, 100 mil is good? Why am I still stuck in a c rank club?

>>545116882
Because you don't leave?

>>545116014
She's easy for people that have Taiki or Maru. Otherwise it's a pain inheriting Medium S + an uma skill from grandparent.
Although I'm not sure if Oguri even needs SFV. I've seen plenty win with just redshift somehow

>>545116694
How do people do this shit, just get insanely lucky with friendship trainings?

>>545116745
The info about needing 2 front runners in a race has been out there (it's how I knew I needed 2 back in CM1), it just wasn't really talked about since front runners in general weren't talked about until Sei release

>>545116992
Usually by highrolling with Tazuna

>>545116992
Anyone who has Oguri unlocked has an Oguri like this.

>>545116882
Just leave, drop ID if you want I'll DM danchode so you get into an A club

Can I actually make a good Aoharu ace for CM finals, if I don't have my own Kitasan Black? I'm not rolling for Riko.
Just enjoy my 3rd place in finals?

>>545116694
>lv 6
TEIO
THIS ANON RIGHT HERE

>>545117154
If the rest of your deck is good enough, yes.

>>545117154
Open League yes

>>545116039
I use Suzuka with a long spark and easily get 600k-750k a run (I don't have the full 120% fan bonus or it'd be closer to 1m)

>>545117154
If you have Tosho MLB'd, Halo MLBd, Tachyon/SR Dober MLB'd and a creek, you can borrow Riko and make an Ace without Kitablack.

So which club deserve a 45 minute documentary made of them and why?

>>545117295
Huh didn't realize she has Professor of Curvature in her kit I thought only Rudolf did

>>545116827
Imagine being stuck as Rudolf’s trainer. She’s the best of the best but behind closed doors she scares you. Rudolf is an excellent president but a terrifying trainee, who at any point can and will take you by force. It’s only by the promise you made that you’d marry her after she graduates that saves you, because you know she will keep that president chair occupied even after her senior year. Still, you must be wary whenever you interact with other uma musume since you don’t know when Rudolf might kidnap you and take you by force to get her pregnant, causing your life and career to end by her own doing. Be careful trainers-you do not want to mess with Symboli Rudolf.

>>545117147
But there's no private messaging in this game...?

>>545117303
CUMA
Danchou was just too far ahead in time.

>>545116014
"easiest to train for this CM" depends more on pulls imo, as in "do you have any stamina cards at all"
>t. 0LB creek and 2LB welfare maqueeer

>>545117147
341 415 111 944

Thnx for the help. Would appreciate it.

>>545116882
>>545115326
100mill fans total or per month?

>>545117091
what does that mean?

>>545117202
Teioposter got temp banned again the piggus roam free

>>545117407
lb3 mac isn't bad at all. You also just got given the daiwa card for free for race planner

post something cute

>>545117413
sent

>>545117303
I say umasumi. Were chill and danchou is very bullyable

>>545117402
But Cuma wasn't even a 4chan club

>>545117295
slutty uma...another one I need to spark on the rerun banner

>>545117301
>Tosho MLB'd
nyes
>Halo MLB'd
Lb2
>Tachyon/SR Dober MLB'd
Lb2 Tach/0Lb Dober
>Creek
Lb0

does shortstack still have a slot, i dropped my ID a few days ago before reset but im on cooldown

>>545117303
uma&co because their danchou got molested leading to it's creation

>>545116694
>ANOTHER A+ WHALE
HAHAHAHAHA OINK OINK SNORT SNORT RIGHT ON CUE IT'S THE PIGGY WHALES ONCE AGAIN IN THE GENERAL. JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO PIGGY AND OINK AND SQUEAL IN THIS STYGAMES SLOP PIGGY'S MEETING WITH YOUR MLB CARDS AND A+ OBUHI CAP (AS IN PEAK PIGGY) THAT YOU'RE GOING TO REMAKE DURING THE FINALS WHEN YOU SPAM 74291479 AHEGAORU CUP RUNS JUST TO RUIN THE GAME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

YEEEES

>>545117727
umanko danchode isn't even the same guy that made the club anymore

>>545117734
Teioposters need sex

>>545117303
All of them
>umaoo
"Poaching In and Burning Out"
>Uma&Co
"Dark Path to Discord"
>CUMA
"On Making a 30-second Spreadsheet My Entire Life (And making Anons Fear It in The Process)"
>AlmondLove
"My Little Danchou Can't be THIS Cute!"

you could do this for every club except maybe CloverClub (the C rank one)

>MICHELLU MAI BEBBY
>OBEYU YOA MASTAH
God I wish Umas were real.
God I need an Uma girlfriend.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA It's not fair!

>>545117684
ah shit buddy, i thought you moved on or decided to stick with your club. i left a spot open until the previous thread but saw you were still in your old club so recruited another anon

>>545117734
>OBUHI CAP

>>545117734
never stop posting
you make my enjoyment of teio so much more

>>545117789
Suspiciously missing a club there

>>545117789
but clover club (with the leech danchou) sounds like the most fun of the bunch

>>545117785
Don’t worry gold city I’ll rape em

>>545117810
can't crawl back to em now

>>545117789
Do people really fear poachers? Pretty sure people have free will

UMA&CO REMOVED THEIR CORD ALRIGHT
WE'RE CLEAN AND COOL AND NOT TRANNY ANYMORE

>>545117789
Ok do a documentary title for every /uma/ club if you're so great

>>545117734
*smooches you*

>>545117562
you first

>>545117932
I don't believe you.

>>545117303
There's no other club that deserves it more

>>545117734
I love you so much
chuu~

Daiwa Scarlet has a big heart

>>545117932
You're still unclean until you kick everyone who failed the test and joined it while it was available

>>545117912
there's a few other clubs recruiting, and with your fan count you definitely deserve to be in a club higher than c rank...

just post your uid, someone will scout you

>>545118000
>dancho. .
kek

>>545117734
> AHEGAORU CUP
Ok I laughed

>>545117789
>except maybe CloverClub (the C rank one)
We're actually B

At least whales earned their money with their honest work. Like being cryptobros that scammed some dumbfucks with poomp and doomp schemes. Or they're employed by some evil organizations like Blackr*ck.
And their money goes directly toward John Cygames to further nippon keiba agenda, which is a net gain for /uma/.

Luckshitters are worse desu. They did nothing but got lucky. There is zero gain. No pain. No respect.

>>545118000
>700k fans a day was considered crazy back in the day

>>545117789
uma&co discord only serves as an alternative to the ingame chat
no one really uses it other than say they're taking a break

>>545118000
now that the dust has settled, what the FUCK was he thinking?

>>545116694
is this even good for CM?

>>545118010
Full for love for her friends, her fans, and her trainer!

>>545118138
That was barely three months ago

>>545117734
need some goo goo?

>>545118195
No medium S means she's glue, it's what puts the PEAK in Oguri Cap

alrighty then, any clubs still open? I hover around 40-60M monthly, depending on my schedule, still on cooldown also 611460456806

Are tracen students allowed to take part time jobs?

I won the hot spring ticket for king halo.........

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>545117734
>OBUHI CAP (AS IN PEAK PIGGY)

holy kek

>>545118321
Yes, Gold City is a model and a hairstylist.

>>545118239
Yes!

>>545117789
CUMA danchou was ahead of the curve but was killed by Teio dupes

>>545118226
a better time...

>>545116964
SFV serves as insurance if Redshift doesn't proc or vice versa

>>545118000
>never get into the cool schizo excel sheet clubs

>>545118476
Can’t believe I only joined uma solely cuz a friend said it was a rogue like duck life. Now I’m stuck trying to plan to see the Kentucky derby next year

>>545118313
sent you an invite, no quota comfy club though

>>545118138
>>545118000
CUMA danchou was right all along
700k fans is like 2 runs of Agnes and I get like 400k-600k fans with her in a single run.

>>545118313
sent you an invite just now anon! hope you can make it!

Gold City's racing uniform...why does she look like a...um...well...you know?
I mean...she wouldn't look out of place loitering around pic-related.

>>545118564
My heroes
And Seiun Sky, the cutest.

>Do 2 borrows yesterday, 1 today
>Still have 60 energy left
Danchou, you may seethe, but I ain't doing that.

>>545118564
Teio is about to drop a nuclear N-bomb

>>545118000
What? What the fuck is a coomer guild?

>>545118674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y380bkHlye8

>>545118000
>my danchou never called me a decent human
unfair

How many clubs will implote when Unity Cup drops and fan quota rises

I won!!!

>>545118702
that's what semi-competitive clubs are called

>>545118178
I honestly don't know
>make a casual club in the middle of the month, meaning no club rewards
>decide to suddenly bait and switch from being a casual club toquota executions (which wouldn't matter anyways because of the aforementioned mid-month club creation)
>begin inviting discord randos until it's like 10% /uma/
>masskick/nuke the entire club
It's also kind of funny /uma/ lore that /uma/pyoi and shortstack were created as a result of CUMA

https://www.youtube.com/live/-yd4YZd3tWQ
JBC Classic starting soon

>8 fan runs and 3 ace attempts
how was everyone else's day?

>>545118778
Steamed King...

Global clubs shouldn’t have this much lore

>>545118547
>>545118584
appreciated

>>545118851
pretty good

>>545118831
Explain to me the uma column.

why does narita brian's song sound like a bargain bin linkin park song lmao

>>545118239
mommy

I fearmonger that the A+ and A clubs are full so that anons who are qualified for them will panic and funnel into B+ rank clubs instead.

>>545118895
Umamusume that appear in their pedigree

>>545118831
giga king or king's sword better win

>>545118851
I did 2 Falco runs after getting her, super chill. Now trying for a third time to max speed on her for TT. Very comfy and cute uma.

>>545118925
the extra A anons should create a new club and it will be A instead of joining the B ones

>>545118831
>Nikki right won
Holy shit that was pretty good

>>545118831
What the heck
Why weren't there any cool skill activations?
Didn't even get a close up of their go-time face

MEISHO! DOTO!

>>545118831
Win Librement will place! I beleeb!

>>545119040
what about her?

french FUCK

dowg

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WIHT IT

>>545119152
why is she so obsessed with blooming?

Runs take at most 20-25 minutes. If you do all three runs in one go that takes about one hour-1.5 Then you can be free for the rest of the day to do other things. Then when you're getting close to sleep time, you'll have about 60 energy left. Now you can do two more runs easily and bam. Instant 1.5m fan gain. Don't be lazy anon. Just do your careers. You don't even need pots. I'm not asking for much here.

A banana in these dire times?

>>545118831
who won?

HALO BROS OUR PEDIGREE

>>545117734
>OBUHI CAP (AS IN PEAK PIGGY)
lmao

>>545119191
No, I don't think I will.

>>545119040
DOTO! RAPE!

>>545119191
>spend 90
>"you'll have about 60 energy left"
But it takes 8 hours to regain that 50 energy? I'm not waiting up til 4am just for that.

>>545119191
YADA

>>545119191
Blow it out of your ass.

Lemaire is too strong. Hes even got Mare in his name

>>545119191
if they let me bank up borrows until the weekend i would play more
theres some days i just cannot play because i work 12 hrs

>>545119248
Mikki Fight

gutsGODS

>>545119214
the economy must be improving

Unreal

So why are some teio posters just so weird?

>>545117734
Paypiggus cant save this game
Summer Maru flopped
Meisho Doto flopped
Eishin Flash flopped
Nature Nature flopped
Riko Kashimoto will flop
Rice Shower will flop
Agnes Digital will flop
Super Creek will flop
Rice Shower again will flop

>>545119438
no surprise given their bloodline

>>545119470
>sub 1k power and speed
Back to the mines with you

>>545119510
>some

>>545119191
hm.
nyo.
3 borrows and i'm done

>>545119191
One run a few hours after I wake up and one run a few hours before I sleep. That's the best I can do.

>>545119546
Why are you implying with this post?

>>545119514
What are their sparks?

Meisho Hario was impressive coming in second. Old and almost died not too long ago if I remember correctly.

>>545119191
I'll play the game whenever I feel like it.

>>545119510
There is something really off with wanting to fuck a middle schooler with a chipmunk voice and broken legs.

>>545119191
2 runs tops, take it or leave it

>>545119152
Would you like a dog?

STOP SHIT TALKING TEIO AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE HER!

>>545118851
Made an ace first try and logged out. Sorry, danchou.

>>545119854
Lil Mackie..

Every attempt gets worse, the Overlord needs to get her shit together

>>545119191
>all these flatniggers coming out of woodwork

The only requirement I have is that you do a career every time you go take a shit

>shit sparks
Do you notice anything weird?

>>545119993
>Do you notice anything weird?

that your horse is doodoo?

All anons doing 1 career a day and die at Hopeless stakes should make a club of their own and call it Flatliner

>>545119775
Imagine the sex

>>545119191
Mambo Danchou wtf? I joined cause people told me I could flatline

>>545119993
Winning dirt races with a D aptitude

>>545119993
you won dirt races?

yeah well my only requirement is that you suck my fucking dick because im dancho(de)

every day i thank god i'm not one of danchud's fan grinding cucks

>>545120120
>he joined mambo thinking he could leech
lmao enjoy being kicked 1 week before monthly reset

>>545120098
I kinda wanna make an alt for flatliner clubs where I setup a bot who gets 300m a month as a danchou

roundhouse kick all flatniggers

>>545120139
D dirt is just power. He probably has 400 Power instead of 800 which is bad but enough to win considering he has an accel unique

>>545120134
>>545120139
Apparently if you got enough power, you just dont give a shit about aptitude, yeah.
>>545120093
Y-you never parent farmed a maru?

>>545119993
Nope, Just the usual oldness inherent with maruzensky

If you don't do your careers Daiwa Scarlet is going to think you're trash.

>>545120285
She's going to be one of my Virgo aces so she can't say shit

>>545114347
I've earned less than 500k combined in the past two days and I'm in a A+ /uma/ club, what're you gonna do about it

>>545113728
she's jeanne who's the mascot of cygames and who shows up in some form in all their games

>>545120307
A damn shame that Happy Meek will never be playable.

>>545120307
sunny day
what a day

good enough

This is literally a trainer doing an ura career with multiple umas

If I have sex with Aoi does that eman I can also have sex with Happy Meek?

do we ever get another pick ticket for umas? Im so tired of borrowing Taiki/Maru every other cm

>>545120360
I'm going to ask Danchou to check the graphs... hopefully you're not in the same club as me

>>545120429
>didn't ticket maru or taiki
hahahaha

THE FRENCH CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>545120482
>ticket Laisu because cute
>has spooked me 3 times since then
H-ha hah...

>>545120438
It's not a flat line. Danchou won't do SHIT until the end of the month.

>>545120424
No, she watches from the umapyoi chair

>>545120423
>yeah I’m just parent farming

>>545120360
>kicked on the 18th day
kek

which one should i use

I'm still holding my selector ticket for umas.

>cinderella episode doesn't even finish the race
the pacing just gets more and more garbage holy shit

>>545120517
well, maru spooked me thrice and taiki spooked me twice
I have 3/9 debut umas

>>545120482
i got gaslighted by the doc to pick oguri and my random pull gave me mcqueen. Oguri got me to finals last cm but i really wish she didnt eat so many borrows..

>>545120590
Just use it on Silence Suzuka already.

evens I fanrun to mog my club
odds I slack off

>>545120684
Dont be mean to Ogurin

>>545120748
get to work

>>545120482
I picked my favourite fatass because she's cute then immediately got her again in the random ticket[/spoiler

>>545120482
There are four starting umas you want.
>Oguri
>Taiki
>maru
>Suzuka (when reworks hit)

and Seiun. That is alot of umas to get. At least with Oguri youre guaranteed a good CM runner.

>>545120572
Right is the most evil one with late savvy and lone wolf.

>>545120594
they haven't had the 10 minute flashback in the middle of the race yet bwo it can't end yet

>>545120297
front sisters....

>>545120285
yeah well i'll just squeeze her fat tits til her back arches

>>545120782
seiun isn't a starting uma nonny

the dirt track being illuminated by the lights looks really good bros shame the cameras still suck
why aren't there any night turf races

>>545120939
Your Teio Sho? Dirt Derby?

>>545120917
Yeah no shit, thats why she isnt in the list but underneath it.

>>545120917
Read

>>545120423
He's jockeying for Dirt Horses too?

>>545120517
Good choice, don't regret it.

bruh this card is kind of crazy
+1 guts, power, skillpoint

>>545121212
decent whenever guts gets reworked lmaoo

>>545121212
ines fujin is better though.
+1 speed and 15 training effectiveness

Are the 10 pull gibs today

>>545112895 (OP)
>redshit S medium Oguri run
>three single rainbow trainings all summers
>no meastro from super shit anyways
Fucking retarded hicks.

>>545121343
if you have 800 stamina gourmand is enough though?

>>545112895 (OP)
ウマオオオオ is recruiting one active member!

60m monthly quota, with a mid-month check. If you will be inactive/flatlining for 3 or more days in a row please let me know in advance otherwise if no notice I'll assume you dropped the game/burnt out and kick.

Drop your ID if interested!

>>545121393
yeah and your horse instantly dies if she fails the witcheck

>>545121343
DEATH to all OGUNIGGERS

>>545120594
Cour 2 was supposed to be nonstop unfiltered kino but they keep fucking up. The shitty OP and a random unnecessary break after a couple of slow episodes last week because le heckin same day as Arima Kinen didn't help either.

>>545121393
I wouldn't had made it to the speed cap anyways and she had 650ish stamina. Once again cucked from Max speed because these stupid speed whores never show up for summer trainings because they decide to be guts cards.

>>545121404
>60 (SIXTY) million MONTHLY quota

>>545120746
I'll use it once I have last remaining I think for collection purposes. There's no need to hurry.

>>545121503
It's the minimum for a top club.

>>545121105
i think at this point he's with every top horse currently, genuinely impressed at this point as a newfag for horse racing

>>545121471
Watch Gnosia instead, that is going to get a 2nd cour and has the OP of the year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1Wat7o9oY

>>545120402
i've been trying to make a donkey with stamina and mile for 3 days really starting to hate her

>still don't have my ace
surely I will be fine

>>545121212
Sure, but it's not worth breaking the bank. You probably already have an MLB Guts Yukino.

>>545121503
That is two fan runs a day
Not even three quarters of an hour
I plan to do one fan run during lunch break at work and then one fan run before sleeping each day at minimum for this month
Very minimal commitment overall

I’m just concentration farming…

>>545121393
my nature says hi
>>545121331
3 days. Whenever aoharu drops with Rikker

>>545121606
Ryan can only give Pace or Late red sparks 98% of the time gomen lol

>best jockey in japan is a foreigner because there are no good jap jockeys
>people actually celebrate a foreigner riding JAPANESE horses, winning JAPANESE derbies and getting JAPANESE accolades
Grimmy grim grim

>>545121648
>t. whale
just hire someone to pilot your account at that point

>>545121605
I'm not seeing any horses?
>>545121471
Maybe I'll read (some of) the manga because I do like the story, but they keep dragging 2 minutes out into 12 and it's excruciating
I have low expectations that the manga doesn't do similar but at least I'm not waiting 1-3 weeks for it to conclude

>>545121725
He's French.
Of course nips love him.

>>545121725
maybe if yuFRAUD Take won some fuarking dahbies

>>545121725
Give it 20 years for when lemaire’s spawn grow up to be famous jockeys

>>545121710
I'd take 2* stam and turf at this point

>>545121885
bwo, your unique...

i just now realized this shit will save and retain five loadouts for you and you can rename them

>>545121796
Uma Musume is worse scenario for (You) since you are stuck in a loop of failed trainings 99% of the time and there is no real escape.

>>545121893
Turf would be good since it is universal for every CM, so I agree. Everyone underestimates Turf sparks.

damn this snow track looks good

>>545121676
I thought we were gonna get 3 days of Nature pulls or was that a gaslight

>>545121972
>not just gamblemaxxing until you memorize every event

>>545121972
I have my Special Week without On Your Left and she seems to be okay in the two lobbies I through Oguri and her in. Granted she got 2nd and 3rd in each one, but still. Oguri is dead since she kept getting 4th due to no real skills despite being fast as fuck. I just want to get to Graded finals and get my 3rd place.

Bros..
the parents are 6* stam 6* gw

>>545122040
natie banner runs through the 9th but normally with GIBS pulls they lock it to one specific banner. so im not sure.

>>545121212
i like borrowing her for the early pace savvy hint, makes career much easier while fan/parent farming

>>545122195
lucky...

>>545122195
that's great
kindly explode

>>545121658
>ticketed Urara once
>she got 2nd four times in a row during finale

>click training
>get up to get a drink
>sit back down
>umagoblins have stolen my trainee's mood again

>>545122195
>lone yiff
She is tainted, gomen.

>>545120783
i shouldnt have gotten maestro on the left one, right one would be perfect if it had hesitant pace chasers too

And that's the final race of the day. I hope you all enjoyed JBC race day.

>>545122231
oh well 100 pulls on Riko is better for me so I guess it works out well enough

I accept my demotion this time, I will just buy the pack to balance it out

>>545122195
>stam sparks
This better not be for the Mile CM bwo

>>545121970
too poor to afford grass wonder's racing uniform
>i actually have never done a single run with 8 of these umas, 6 if you don't consider costumes unique

>>545122231
NN is just bait for poor fools that don't know better. That said, that Jordan card is so good for those medium and pace chaser sparks. I used tickets and got the R version and it was really nice actually being able to farm good skills and not just dogshit like the majority of card hints. That said, her R version as no hint frequency, unlike the SR version, so that sucks poo.

>>545122368
Very fun dirt races. Thanks again anon and hope you had fun there too!

>there is a 56% chance I will get a dupe
I’m so fucking scared. Can I save this for when there’s more umas in the pool?

>>545122608
the pool doesn't get bigger
gibs tickets always have a fixed pool based on when they're given

>>545122608
Yes they will definitely add more Umas to the Debut Uma Pool anon.

>>545122459
It kinda was, but well. Can be useful later on I guess since she got turf instead of mile anyways. She also got 31 wins total so the affinity should be huge.

Chevalier Rose is running in the Melbourne Cup tomorrow wish him luck

>>545120748
>>545120776
>>545120778
Already in the mines.

>>545122649
>>545122681
Well that’s a bummer
Give me oguri please. And if you give me a dupe, please not special week

>triple night owl before first summer
this is why I can't take this game seriously anymore

>>545122159
>mfw I have internatlized all the uma events and all the card events that I own so my body just autopilots
I might be autistic
Can I still be saved?

God damn it game I was being ironic in the teio posting

>>545122685
Might be good for Miles after Aoharu since I'm guessing the scenario card is not gonna give Stam again. But for Aoharu Stam sparks are gonna be useless for Mile if you have Riko, according to sloptubers anyway

holy fuck mcqueen is such a nigger in ryan's career

Whoosh! I bestow onto you! Medium S! Turf S! All URA Sparks procced! Red Shift Spark proc! SFV Spark Proc! And! AND! Many many high roll rainbows throughtout your whole career! Go my fellow Toraina! Make a powerful CM Uma now!

>>545121404
Alright I'll bite, 154392853742

>>545122608
just pray and make an offering to Umathustra

>>545122905
Congrats on the superstar

>>545122943
Sent, welcome onboard!

>>545123034
danchou that's a flatliner

>>545123035
The best

>>545122685
is that creature yours or borrowed? don't care about groundwork but 3 stam 3 mile and 2 finale

>A Japanese horse won the Japan Cup? Guess I won't kill myself today.

What the fuck?

>>545122912
>required inherited unique
>really wants maru as parent because you always want her too
>shit growths
>shit mile aptitude
>career full of longs with B aptitude and no real built-in blue
>oguchad in both arima kinens
cygames hates late surgers and I have gained a new respect for people with usable Ryans

>>545123131
it aint easy being japaneesy

>>545122943
why were you in a D+ club

>>545123131
have you SEEN how kino the race was?
Fraudrolf got exposed. hard....

>>545123124
The el condor was borrowed yeah, I don't have the ID but you can probably find it on chrono.

>>545122886
I’ve reached that point of autism where I can recognize what each option does from vibes alone

>>545123242
Wasn't Katsuragi Ace like the only horse that beat Rudolf?

>>545123131
Jap society is something else
There's a reason why japs loved urara so much
That never give up thing? That probably saved a couple of thousand japs from selfdeleting

>>545123179
Umao danchou here
They were in A+ by the looks of their fan numbers
In August they were even in Top 100

>>545123131
gambling is sort of suicidal at its core

This little shit

>Left club because majority of members were inactive
>All the clubs here filled up while I was in cooldown
>All the public clubs I find are ranked worse than the one I left
It's over for me

>>545123415
do NOT look at other horse

>>545123427
I will recruit you, tomorrow.
Just don't join any open club todays my future kitten.

>>545123427
you and me both, except I had an invitation pending that disappeared right as I came off cooldown

>>545123515
Not that anon but I have learned to never trust that smile.

>>545123510
I will train Teio but she will not be lusted over. That right is for Nice Nature
>>545123515
That’s just terrifying

Stop spamming the Oguri meme with unfunny posts.

>>545122913
>no groundwork
Thanks for NOTHING turbo

>finally get an absolutely perfect run
>"wait this run went a little too well something must be wrong"
>check shop after winning URA
Aaand of course there's no fucking maestro because Creek never finished her event. There's always something. Fuck.

The club I'm in is full again!

>>545123427
>tfw found my comfy B+ club in July

>>545122913
I'm currently on possible the lowest lowroll I've gotten so far.

i just find it impossible to run horses that don't have huge jubbly breasts

>>545123515
D-Danchou....

>>545122913
rape the turboanon for cursing us

Sorry Dancho but I just got the shiny charm for Pokemon Legends Z-A so now I must spend hours upon hours shiny hunting instead of fan farming, I hope you understand.

>>545123668
>joined a fuckass C club that became B
>mfw I know half the members that chat are from here but I just can't prove yet it
Love you umadacchis, no homo
Let's keep it at B
or go A if you feel like grinding that much

>>545123131
remember that this sport is literally gambling and the people most invested are betting on the races.

This is no different than somebody at a casino deciding to postpone their suicide attempt because they won at the roulette table

>>545122608
I had like 2 Umas left that I haven't pulled on that ticket and I got one of them

AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE I ACCIDENTALLY PICKED THE WRONG DECK INSTEAD OF THE USUAL FAN FARMING DECK I'M SORRY DANCHOU

>>545123805
pokemon is one of the few things cringier than gachas

>>545123871
And thats why you never start gambling, not even a little bit for fun. Its best to just watch the race and eat some nice (albeit overpriced) food by the track.

When is Seia Swimsuit banner

>>545123871
Yeah but is the roulette ball a cool mammal?

>>545124145
Bwo

how do you not get boxed with rice shower

>>545124184
why do you think she has that knife

>>545124134
Technically playing Uma Musume means we're gambling too, it's just that we mostly gamble with the time we play instead of money. Which I mean you can also gamble with money if you want though.

christ what a close race

Teio is the cutest.

>>545124237
You cant win real money with this shit, so thats magnitudes better than actual gambling. Of course getting addicted to gacha is still very bad and one should spend responsible. Also eat good food.