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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
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>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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hors

I wasted my carats and didn't even get good SRs that I need.

Satono Diamond > Kitasan Black

AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Look how flexible

Uhhh, bros, my Creek seems to be lacking in some assets...

I love umas so much bwos.....

Dantsu's Flames

I'm fucking broke

Suzuka love

>>534908445
why did they have to make it purple and black it doesnt suit mayano's hair color

>>534908534
W-where’d it all go?

>>534908534
no worries goldship has your back

I have really good SSR luck but absolutely horrendous SR luck. idk if I should be happy or mad

>>534908608
Mappy

Jesus, SSR Vodka is crazy good even at 0LB.

>>534908586
I've sinned...

>>534908534
Dont worry our sugar mommy super creek will take care of you.

HODL we want at least 100k saved up. In jp uma musume if you dont have at least 100k saved up at all times your account is effectively bricked.

>>534908032
Appreciate the link. I'm not savvy enough to rip them myself. I was looking for the CGs of this event in specific, wondering if I could find them in higher quality.

>>534908658
What kind of deck are you using her with

uma musume is speed game

>>534908658
Where do you use it?

>seething over dirt shoes
Couldn’t be me

Can the paid select ticket from half anni be bought with cash?

>>534908608
same I still have only 1LB tosho

>>534908738
no, you have to trade one of your organs for it.

>>534908550
Why yes I do love her

>>534908580
I ate it.

Tokai TeiSKIP
Mejiro McSKIP
Curren SKIP
Yukino BiSKIP
Narita TaiSKIP
Yaeno MuteSKIP
Smart SKIP
Super SKIP

Give me bancho or give me death.

so how are you doing soon-to-be-gone anons? enjoying your gacha experience? if you start swiping now you might still get your pity don't forget

>>534908707
Violence
Speed
Momentum

>>534908757
Don't worry, they'll give us mats to uncap SRs
but you also need those mats for SSR uncaps lol

>creek
>diamond
>dream journey
>gentildonna
>>coercing humans to be their trainers
Is this really allowed in Tracen?

>>534908471
Stop posting her
I don't want to roll
I have to save for my little sisters' wedding dress

>made a Falco with B Turf on accident
>now I'm just farming fans for my danchode as usual
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blew my 30k wad on Falco and went from no umas to lots of umas

Sex with Gentildonna

>>534908704
>>534908720
Decided to test her out on Golshi and so far she's working REALLY good. Will try her next on a sprinter/miler and see how it goes, since those make better use of power cards I guess.

>>534908869
I'll just need 1 for Kita since mine's at 3LB and 1 for Creek since I just got 3LB with her too

>>534908694
If I play daily and not spend until New Years 2026, how many carats will I approximately have?

>>534908796
Yeah I need to get rid of my appendix anyway win win

>>534908727
>got an ass ton of Dirt Shoes from my latest Smart Falcon run
I'm finally free

>>534908949
Yeah…great melons…

>>534908950
Reminder that MLB SR is better than 0LB SSR

>>534908893
Coercion at first but in the end, respective trainers ended up wanting those respective umas to win and be the best
So is it really "coercion" if they agree in the end?

Eishin should flatten me with her ass

>2 LB CS
>2 LB Tazuna
>2 Satono making it 2 LB
>1 Kitasan making it 3 LB
>MLB Cafe, Mayano, Fukukitaru, Tachyon, Eishin, Taishin, Daiwa, Mihono, Helios
>some trash also MLB'd like Air Groove, Meisho and guts Nature
>3LB King Halo and Agnes
>2LB Sunday
>only 1 LB Amazon
>1 LB Vodka and a few other random SSR

I got this with 200 on Kitasan and 200 now. I'm satisfied, finally I'll stop with supports and save only for umas, I still have all my stories and 30% of trophies to collect.

>>534908961
this doesnt include cm and club.

>>534908819
What about her?

>anons aren't posting their Falcon careers
It's over.

>>534909095
This except her fat sweaty tits

>>534909162
I blew all my jims on Creek...and only got one copy.

>>534908961
>270 per week from daily missions + login * ~20 weeks =
>2820 golshi week remaining freebies
18,373
Don't know about any other freebies or events that might happen between now and then

which horse goes mambo?
i saw a video of it on youtube and it was very cute

Eishin should suffocate my cock with her tits

>>534909162
I am saving still

>>534907065
I would be way more excited if it was not 1* speed...

>>534908452
What's that? Kikuka Sho? Sorry buddy. There's not a single racer available who has a mandatory KKK 1st place for you to clock. You just have to git gud. You really gotta dedicate junior and classic to raising stam and buying recoveries. None of the horses have enough stamina for the race, except Super Creek who has her unique + 3-4 other white recoveries. If she doesn't get blocked, she'll DST you if you don't have ample stamina yourself.

>>534908893
>Satono Diamond coerces her trainer
Does she really? Isn't that a violation of autonomy?

It's donezo.

>>534909126
If Uma gets number 1 in one of Keighly's dumb awards do we get extra gibs?

>>534908797
suzuposters contribute the most to thread quality

Tiny Rice

>>534909143
I like Seiun, great bro uma, but I'll probably be too broke to spark after Brian and I'm not willing to desperation roll her.

>>534909206
Matikanetanhauser

Fuji after race paizuris

why though...

>felt like fapping to McQueen lewds
>remembered the Mejiro ranch no longer exists
>start looking up the reason why
>"In the end, when the prospects for the horse racing industry were bleak due to the Great East Japan Earthquake , on April 26, 2011, it was announced that Mejiro Ranch was withdrawing from the horse racing industry.
>In July 2022, Mejiro Bailey, the last G1 horse of the Mejiro Championship , and Mejiro Mayer, the last graded stakes horse of the Mejiro Association, passed away one after another, leaving only Mejiro Dober as the only graded winner among the horses using the Mejiro Association. If Mejiro Dober dies, all graded stakes winning horses named 'Mejiro' will disappear into history.
No longer horny... only sadness courses through me...

>>534909162
Creek was the normalfag bait. Only patricians rolled for Falco

>>534909282
thank you

>>534909265
fat fucking chance, chinkoids WILL bot the fuck out of their games like they have the past 4 years

>>534909063
I'm aware of that, and I do have most power SRs at MLB. Still wanted to give the Vodka one a spin regardless given how many anons sing her praises here. Well, so far so good.

>>534908472
Congrats bro. Cherish her

>>534908507
Calm down Horus you're two weeks behind.

I DONT CARE ABOUT WHO GOES MAMBO
I DONT CARE ABOUT WHO COERCES THEIR TRAINER
I JUST WANT THE UMA WITH THE LARGEST EARS
I'M TALKING DONKEY TIER LONG
I WANT DAGGERS ON THOSE HEADS NOT LITTLE NEEDLES
WHERE IS SHE

>>534909265
yea, jp will, global will start getting their gibs as they happen once they reach version parity

>>534908893
We know there's trainers who have married their trainees and had uma daughters so yes, it is allowed

>>534909162
Here

>>534908961
amount of blowjobs x days available

Will there ever be a way to trade certain sashes in for other sashes? I have like 200 arima kinen sashes and very little of others that I need.

>>534909257
Had to use my jelly for it, but it's done. That's it?

>>534909275
Why do horses wear those accessories 90% of the time? It's almost like they are part of their bodies, Kita and Dia fucking sleep without undoing their hair (but let their hair down in bath?)

>>534908694
JP doesn't have clairvoyance. It's a different experience entirely being multiple years behind.
My fellow alterbros know what's up.

>>534908608
Vodka is actually one of the exceptions and gets better once BoFA gets a slight buff

>>534909305
Fuji's breath, ragged from running an intense race, peppering your butthole while she performs rimzuri on you

>>534909245
Sounds like a trainer issue

>>534909162
im out of uma stories so tell her to get pulled tomorrow

>>534909245
Asahi Hai F.S,. although I need Kikua Sho as well. I tried Grass Wonder earlier and she jobbed both while winning every other race in the career

>>534909387
BASED

Is there a recommended card/skill list for each horse for dummies?

>>534908950
>goldship
>doesn't have narita taishin sr card
holy bricked

>>534909275
Rice is really cute. I want to protect her smile.

>>534909332
Gold Ship is making sure the Mejiro live on

>>534909245
My Teio and Natie win the Kikuka Sho more than the Satsuki

This game suddenly becomes a lot more enjoyable when you have every ssr support card MLBed. I highly recommend trying.

Honestly I think you guys are reaching for some mental illness if you keep this up

>>534909387
bro ur rices?? your showers??

>>534909457
what's bofa???????

>>534909513
i love emaciated girls like Rice
nothing hotter than seeing her ribcage and being able to grab her entire body with one arm

>>534909568
Asahi Hai is Grass' Hopeless Stakes.

STOP THE COUNT

>>534909332
mcqueen is eternal keibafag

>>534909621
It’s kinda expected if you’re here in the first place

>>534909598
I have MLB Taishin but forgot to swap her in lol. I'm just testing out shit, man.

>>534908757
Ye same, 1LB tosho, I keep getting Eishins instead I've already cleated 3 of her

>>534909513
so thin and sexy ToT

>>534909364
>>534908950
vodka SSR give nothing of valuable here. Most of her skill are mile and late surger, her golden skill are mediocre. You don't need power card for medium.

>>534909669
is.... is that a penis bulge?

>>534909616
Bro? Your credit card limit?

>>534909498
Don't try to act tough, kid.

>>534909662
if you're already struggling in class 5, class 6 is gonna be a rude awakening

>>534909649
Breath of Fresh Air

>>534909723
jesas

>>534909669
anon needs to translate the 2nd page of this

>>534909275
>Tiny Rice
I don't know about that, Rice is pretty big

>>534909723
This live need seizure warning.

Guys should I keep this account as my main? I got 2 super creek, 1 kitana and a few other decent SR
I only got to unlock clubs and win the URA yesterday on my other account but I have shit cards. Is this a good reroll? No Tazuna card unfortunately

>>534909738
fite 1v1 rl

>>534909746
I just want the first-time promotion thing, then I can go back to class 5 and collect the weekly 150

>get B turf
>get a bunch of dogshit trainings on Turf G1 turns so I do the G1 races
>she just fucking decimates everything on Turf even at B rank
DANCHODE NEVER LOSES AAAAIIIEEEEEEE

>>534909162
>Post it
>Get zero (You)s

>>534909162
I'm saving for her

AHHHHHHHHH

>>534909776
Rice has been really diligent on her squats huh...

>>534909513
>>534909586
>>534909631
SHEIS VERY CUTE AND MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE EARS
THOSE ARENT DAGGERS THOSE ARE FULL ON SWORDS
I'D NEED A LICENSE TO GET THOSE IN MY STATE
I AM DOWNLOADING THE GAME AS WE SPEAK AND I WILL BE ROLLING FOR HER
I HOPE I HAVE A STABLE BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THOSE THINGS

Who should I use for my third stamina card between these 2?

They will buff BoFA to activate mid-race. Creek was bait.

>>534909889
you can select her for free right after the tutorial

>>534909768
I already did. Here you go.

Does the actual facility level matter during summer training? It's supposed to be level 5 and I have maxed out supports but still get dogshit stats

>>534909893
just read the numbers and it should be obvious

>6* speed 3* power 9* sta
>3 speed 2 stam 1 tazuna
This is the current #1's Long Mayano. Crazy that this dude reached 1200 1200 with just 2 stam cards and not even 18* sta. Does Mayano's 20% stam growth rate really carry that hard?

>>534909683
Taishin has a lot End Closer skills but on the flip side doesn’t have specialty priority

So don’t expect any consistent rainbows

>>534909880
Just luckshit it bro

When do you use Cafe over Top Gun for stam cards?

>do a single 10 roll
>no falco
>remember the rates are shit and its pointless to roll any more
feels good not having a gambling addiction, shame i didnt get her but i'm not losing out on much

hearing manhattan cafe for the first time is an experience, this uma is the very definition of black coffee

my creek looks a bit weird bros..

>>534909880
Only 400 wit? You'd probably have the energy if you had trained it a little more

>>534909962
no.
the entire point of summer training is that all of the training facilities are temporarily at level 5

>>534909776
She's 145cm tall bro. 4'9" in burger. She's as petite as it gets.

>>534909990
Super creek is a potent card. Feels like she's on stamina 80% of the time.

>>534909960
>I wasn't able to cleanup the 'Condition Gained' text below McQueen.

Ah well.

>>534910013
When you don't need Focus and prefer raw performance.

I hate how some runs are just bricked by several no-rainbows in a row

>>534909960
HOLY BASED
THANK YOU TL-GOD

>>534909893
mayano and it's not even close

>>534909621
In a world as mentally unwell as this one, can you blame people for adapting mental illness to cope.

>>534909990
20% is alot, his SC and Tazuna being mlb also helped

How bad is premium currency provisions in this game compared to other gachas?

I don’t play many, but compared to games with 50/50s, or pity that carries over… or in general GFL2, hoyo games, the many cn gachas… is the gacha system in this game abysmal, on par, or better?

Don’t think i’ve seen something beat Azur Lane generosity with cubes/coins and only needing 1 copy of boats?

>>534909889
would you believe it that not only are her ears daggers but she also has a dagger

>>534910048
What's up with everyone getting Kitasan in SC banner?

>>534909693
I'd genuinely have a really good deck if I got Tosho to atleast LB or something, maybe next time

What now

What the fuck rudolf that's not a fucking pun

>>534909960
she's so gullible, god fucking DAMN IT
she's perfect for corruption doujins

>>534910130
>0 initial friendship gauge
lol

>>534910210
It's close enough to a pun in spirit

>>534909824
I dunno lol

Glasses are so hot

should I get go-home specialist on golshi so I can just make a 4 spd 2 stm deck and use legacies on power? did a run like that but unfortunately she's no good in long without 2 gold stm skills, but I dont really want to bring vodka back into my deck since I wont really be training power at all

>>534910210
>Joking about suicide because its cool
Dum horse

>>534909960
>>534910078
>>534910127
>>534910241
You're welcome. Also, here's a cleaned up version without the 'Condition Gained' text left behind.

>>534909859
What deck?

>>534910303
Donkey umas...

Oguri CUTE

tch... fuck... i'm being seduced by these BOYS! their BOY charisma is swaying me hard!

>>534910247
Believe in Sweep Tosho activation for Junior Year

>
>captcha: UM4SX

>>534910303
Glasses are moe

>>534910349
I was originally going for a witmaxxing build but decided to spam races instead for more skill pts when she inherited B Turf on the first Goddess Statue event.

kitasan and satono's family are kinda irresponsible...

Is maxing Etsuko's friendship actually important? Feels like she gives the same amount of stats after URA finals no matter what

>>534910181
Ye Tosho and 3LB Kita are my only non max cards. I still got 10k carats left to pull but I wanna save them for Umas. Maybe we get lucky and pull her from the free 1 rolls

>cards got better since launch week
>pick Tachyon and this happens
How do I build Tachyon? This is so humiliating I want to skip my daily and just go to sleep.

>>534909669
Is McQueen actually THAT flat?

>>534910359
As in kawaii?

>>534909315
been using this as one my speed cards, it's not that bad

>>534910463
Those two nerds are /ourguys/

>>534910463
what could a human realistically do?

>>534910317
If you're building for CM then she definitely needs Go-Home Specialist. If it's only to win URA, with 2 STA supports she can win long races with Maestro only just fine.

Is Marvelous Sunday's ability closer to a genjutsu, domain expansion, or a stand?

>>534910529
Feel fear, I suppose

>>534910484
She and Suzuka are the flattest
Even on jp

>>534910396
It's over. I'm gay now.

>>534909651
Is the fourth girl even a trainee? I think only the other 3 appeared so far in Japan's banners

>>534910396
>>534910617
Anal

>>534910463
>Fast forward to Season 3
>Kitasan and Dia-chan are all grown up now
>The two horse nerds are still the same age
?????

>>534910482
It's a medium course.

>>534910547
nah I dont really care about CM, i'll give it a shot but I cant be assed to get super serious about raising a horse for it
I mean for TT, I don't know how often it can proc because of the condition for it to activate... how many tracks have a downhill? most of them? all of them?

>>534910474
She only gives skill points if your bond gauge with her isn't high enough, but +5 for all stats isn't exactly worth going out of your way to woo her. Akikawa bond is still more important.

>unlimited dirt shoes
>dirt team races become an instant win
>cute and sexy
>good skills
Worth the price of admission

>>534910210
>haha I'm dead
>just a prank bro

>>534910442
>tfw

I-I’m going to make it right bros? You’ll all be here too r-right?

>>534910359
I need more Oguri in this attire though.

Oh, and just like that, my first 9* parent. Other parents are 6* power, so I'm not sure how useful this one will be. Only 1* medium also sucks.

>>534910723
if the game doesn't eos until there

>>534910461
I thought witmaxx was a joke...

Ass

>3 2x rainbows w/ 50% fail in a row
>suceed all 3
rip my luck for the month

>Horse girls academy
>Let donkey with a knife to walk around

Suzuka's purple tint pantyhose are driving me crazy

>>534910659
>be a human male
>your sister is an uma for some reason
>growth spurt hits
>you have normal human genes so you'll take a few years to get there
>meanwhile your sister in a singular year:

HEE HAW!

Stop being gay.

>no power
I'm screwed

>>534910835
Donkies are cute, so its okay.

>Tracen academy
>as in TRAining CENter academy

We do not discuss umamusume timelines

>>534910790
What would happen if it eos? Would you still be able to play and see your Umas except for no no online stuff or further events? Or do they really just fuck you out of seeing all your stuff ever again?

Is it really 90%? I feel like it fails more often than not

>>534910880
>says that while posting a boy

>>534910645
no idea, dantsu flame has renders for her racing and general idol costumes but she hasn't been added as a trainee or a support

do you guys think condor is more effective as pace or late surger? asking because I want to retrain her and I happen to have mlb eishin flash for skills, but I dont know which one might be better because i'm pretty sure her potentials are pace chaser right?

>>534910925
It's a karma check.

>>534910808
sucks so much we won't get ponytail oguri

>>534910709
>boring and not needed fr most players already using Pasa/Oguri/Haru in Dirt.
>even less aesthetically interesting/popular than some of the 1 stars we already have.
>not trying to breed yourself a Maruzensky or Mayano for Dirt to already get 100% wins in dirt.
Easiest save banner of my life.

>>534910529
>>534910463
>when you make the coffee

>>534910880
This is the first sexy Pokke pic I've seen please stop it.

>>534910482
Fucking idiot lol

>>534910673
Medium and Long? All of them have downhills except the dirt ones.

>>534908534
same. 8k, just gone. No SSR cards, no Maruzensky. It sucks /umadacchi/

>>534910924
I have no fucking clue, I know this time we have the game thanks to Cygames themselves and not a third party, but I still have the Princess Connect trauma stuck here!

>>534910959
I am somewhat annoyed that not even the JPs got Cinderella Oguri as an outfit/alt anything. It's such a waste, even more so that cinderella Oguri could have Norn and co. as outfit events.

The only dirt uma I need is my Bro.

>>534910847
New uma when

More like yee haw

>>534911021
There is nothing sexy about this boy.

>>534911021
Why can't trainers like you be more honest with their feelings, huh?

How come all umas with dirt affinity are top tier cuties?

Goodbye Urara, you served the team well.

>>534911083
I'm sure a CG collab event is only a matter of time. It has been long enough since the last time Oguri got her playable alt too. They'll probably wait for when season 2 air.

>>534911180
>>534911156
i see...

>>534911156
>>534911180
BASED

>>534911185
Haru isn’t

>>534910847
having a sister uma must be a hard time
she's stronger than you'll ever be
she might even boss you around and you can't do anything about it
absolutely horrible

>>534911156
>>534911180
Woah…

>>534910959
>>534911083
why did they introduce characters that will never get a playable?

what is it about satono diamond's body that is so alluringly sexy
breast wise she isn't even in the 90s, and there are other umas that are thicker than her as well
yet despite these shortcomings she is way hotter than the average cuma

>>534910529
You don't think an adult male can wrangle a juvenile horse?

>>534910847
do you think your uma sister also has an accelerated sex drive?
wouldn't that be so bad haha imagine coming home and she's just in heat lol oh man what a crazy day that would be!
oh no she's just really clingy one day and wont let you go and now she can overpower you so easily and keep you there in her room since our parents are working abroad
oh boy haha lol

28574462
CM practice run

>>534911205
I hope they do, her new outfit is much better in my opinion.

>POKKE’S REALLY SEXY IF I CHANGE HER FACE, MAKE HER TITS BIG, AND MAKE HER A LITTLE CHUBBIER
yeah, no shit, that’s not even the same character

Teiobros...our signature move...

Any clubs with space left? My id 220263145610
Kitasan pits for attention

>>534911239
>>534911265
duality of man

>>534911265
someone with jp please set kitakanefukukitaru there

Does any race outfit come close to Taiki in terms of sluttiness?

>>534911239
yeah, wouldn't that be awful, haha

If I've got only one copy of Creek should I still keep borrowing an MLB one, or should I cope with it and use a different friend MLB like Vodka?

>>534911339
Are those real horse names too or not? Cuz who the fuck names their horse Ketchup Step.

>>534911245
Because they're regional scrubs that don't deserve a spot at Tracen Academy

nobody tells you about how often oyur uma sister would clog the toilet from her terrible diet of just steak and carrots

>>534911265
Ha-haha

>Ogureddit winning
Nothing personal bros

Are there umas that are genuine a-holes not just to their colleagues but also to torena

Newfag here. What supports should I try to get(other than Kitasan/Creek)?

Outside of the racist Special Week memes, what Uma dislike each other?

if only my falco had 600 more stamina and 1 more gold recovery and S turf and S medium and maruzensky's unique and seiun sky's unique nyooooooooooooo

Borgr

>>534911521
This sounds like the plot of a doujin

>>534911336
Is this more pleasing to you?

>>534911445
You burrow on med/long and use your copy on anything shorter than med

>>534911265
Slutty Week

>>534911575
Gold Ship and Jordan
Verxina and Win Variation would also shank Gentildonna and Orferve if they could.

>>534911596
Actually, yes, that’s nicer to look at than jungle pocket.

>>534911486
okay but i want to train and then have sex in the onsen with norn.

>>534911549
I can still see her ears in the gif. It's like predator camouflage.

>>534911606
That makes a lot of sense, thanks

Do most banners have a 0.75% chance of the featured thing?

So the math works out to roughly a 95% chance to get one of the two naturally, and the other through point exchange

>>534911545
She's always winning

>>534911596
that is a nice horse

>>534911180
I'll invest in some pokkecoin if this is how she is ingame

>>534911570
3*+ King Halo
Sweep Tosho
Vodka

I still haven't choosen which to use my spark on

>>534911521
Urara please go into heat

Is the amount of gold skills activating really more important than winning in team trials?

>Got shit 1* spark nine of my last twelve runs
Fuck this game

>gimlet outlived vodka
That's rough

>>534911758
Creek can last you for at least 2 years.
Tazuna can't even last through the next month.

>>534909454
Seeing JP posters coming into the NA general saying there's lost people going into the wrong thread is like nothing ever changed

I gave it a ten roll and all I got is 9 R and 1 SR.
Back to saving for umas.

>>534910940
Dantsu has a SR and SSR support in JP, she even appears as a an NPC racer in one of Pokke's races I think.
She's just been stuck in NPC hell for over a year now, not the longest it's taken an Uma to go from reveal to release.

I already spent all my goldshi funds. When are we getting better daily races

>>534910146
It's awful, it's so bad they give out free shit in large quantities and it's still awful just on the nature of the gacha.
>>534910925
Idk about 90 but it's way higher than 50.

>>534911596
Not white enough

I am gonna cry if this game forces me to spark SF, especially when I already don't have my SC SSR.

>>534911570
SSR
>Vodka
>Suzuka
>Biku Pegasus
>Fine Motion
SR
>King Halo
>Tosho
>Eishin Flash
>Daiwa Scarlet
>Marvelous Sunday
>Helios
>Bourbon
>Tachyon
>Hishi Amazon
>Cafe
>Top Gun
3* minimum for all SRs.

>>534911978
GAHAHAHAHAHAH HE BRICKED HIS ACCOUNT

>>534910516
true it could have been worse

honse

>>534911965
Will she be an albino uma?

>>534912008
Did Shiraoki-sama visit you in a dream or something?

I'm still seething she failed this

What's Skill Point Bonus from Agnes Digital?

>>534912087
technically speaking you failed her

>>534912017
I have Superfine and Kita, retard.

nyo...

>>534911156
>>534911180
aieeeee save me Tachyon!

Hope status?

>>534910847
umas eat kfc?

Does debuff nature actually do anything in team trials?

Quick, how much carats we have in rewards inbetween now and end of Seiun Sky banner?

>>534912082
There is less wit maxxing at the top.

>>534911858
History repeats itself.
It truly is the Fate/Grand Order of every game with multiple generals to wind up like this.

>>534912185
Someone post the webm

>>534912175
FULL

>>534912220
1

>>534912175
Swelling with hope, my friend.

1LB Fine motion or MLB Scarlet for wit?

Manhattan's Cafes...

we reading book around here

>>534912175
>5 other front runners
never been more hopeless.

Anyone have a friend code for someone with Seiun Sky SSR as their card?

>>534912270
if you watched witler's videos you would know..

is there any reason not to turn dupes into cleats?

Am I cooked for Seiun?

>>534912047
hors

>>534912245
>>534912259
>>534912324
The late start scared me for a second there.

>>534912204
If she can place then it shouldn't be bad.

>>534912297
Manhattan doesn't have all that...

>>534912381
I have 17k and I think I'm cooked.

>>534912340
yes use the db
>>534912381
yes you're doomed

mtknfktr looks so stupid in her winning pose
all the other umas hit up a flashing pose but she just stands there in the default pose looking at you like ^-^
it's cute though

>>534912297
Lore accurate stallions

How can you say no to a goddess like her?

>pulled 9 SSR's from the banner (including 4 SC) and finally got first 9* parent, all in the same day
Yeah, today was a definitely a productive day. Very very good, very very lucky as a certain Japanese guy would say.

>>534912439
^-^ is enough

>>534912465
no

Is SR+ ticket the best thing to buy with gold/silver cleats?

>>534912439
>all the other umas hit up a flashing pose
Oguri jets gets hungry

>>534911259
as a rancher during my middle and highschool summer. I would incline to say no, we were instruct to let them tire themself out instead of interfering

How long am I safe from rolling for support cards? I want to save and roll for Umas.

My Sweep Tosho is LB1 after about 500 rolls on the support card banners

>>534912297
I'd fuck those tits, but the original version is superior.

>>534912465
By being gay

>>534912531
looks sweet anon, I'd say you're safe to save for umas now.

>>534912381
That's only 3 10-scouts, you would need luck or money.

the bad luck im getting trying to do 30 race wins... just.. (i even fucking have rainbows already )

>>534912531
You should roll for umas now while the pool still hasn't been diluted by slopuma.

I'm free from the support card mines for now, right?

Want to start saving for Umas esp. Xmas Oguri

>>534911579
I wonder why Gentil has that expression

>>534912531
safe for sure, just looks like the better version of my account

is king gaylo's card really that good?

So even if I get above 1100 on the stat I want to spark, if I do not win the fucking carrer, I will NOT get the desirable spark chances up?

>>534912750
Looks solid enough. Welcome to the trainee mines.

>>534912540
Just got my first copy from golshi ticket, done 200 rolls on kitasan banner

JP is having League of Heroes right now. I hope globalfags will enjoy it since this is another PvP mode, but unlike CM this one has MOBS to box the fuck out of you.

I wonder how many TLs and TS do we have in this general.

first A rank

Sex with Gentildonna

>>534912926
God I love underboob so much

>>534912540
and I thought I had it bad for having only 1 at 200 rolls...

Yeah I think Uma is, unironically, soulful. The only other gacha I tried that also has soul is Arknights...

>>534912890
Isn't it cumulative score trash, not really PvP?
Since everyone can be a winner in the end, unless you're aiming for top globally.

>>534912834
reminds me of this
>>534912921
congrats!

>>534912890
Uma really is a PVP game. I can't believe we have more PVP modes compared to Priconne.

Not bad for a first try, if she hadn't failed that fucking 20% training this would've been good

>>534912978
No, you still climb the ranking ladder by competing against teams of other players. If their teams are better than yours then your ranking won't get as high.

>>534912926
Yes

>>534912842
yes you do
you will just miss the URA finale spark chance

>>534912978
>Since everyone can be a winner in the end
Tell that to the people demoted to rank 5.
It's PvP.

>>534913064
I don't remember the exact details of the mode, but I remember having no pressure at all to get to plat or whatever the top non-ultra-high reward was.

>>534912540
About the same here, and that's with MLB Kita, and 0LB FM and Creek

>>534913103
I changed my 4LB kit to MLB sweep because who the fuck borrows non-MLBs?

When is global getting half anni? Just found out we're getting 1 SSR selector ticket and 1 limit break shard for SSRs. I can finally get my super creek to 3LB and use other cards on my friend slot.

>>534912540
I have not a single copy of cafe after 2 sparks on kita

>>534913069
ARE THOSE

>>534913248
Veins on her tits and ass? Yeah

>>534910329
Leave mcqueen to me

>>534912654
can't you just spam op/preop against drones? or does it have to be graded wins?

Uma for a fat ugly bald bastard?

>>534913309
Special week

>>534913291
Yeah, but I was actually referring to the hair...

>>534913309
Sorry you need to get fit and presentable again.

Got my 1st A+ run today. Got crazy speed gains before the 1st summer camp(like 600) and just snowballed from there

>spend a couple hours doing a dozen races/achievements just for one ten roll
>roll on super creek banner
>get my 14th meijiro ryan.
i literally don't even have a 2* speed card. i'm using welfare special week borrowed kita and 1* tosho. i can't even do a 4 speed build.
i'm not going to spend money, i'll just quit instead.

>>534913309
air shakur

>>534912654
Just use Maruzensky instead
inb4
>he didn't ticket Maruzensky

>>534913358
nice one bwi

>>534913103
It's over for Kitasan coin...

>>534913309
Mejiro Mccunny

This is where you use uncap items to uncap your SSR/SR cards. Obviously you can't use uncap items to uncap cards you don't have, so make your plan to get at least one card first then use items to uncap them eventually.

>>534913309
I choose. UMA RYAN! (Not related to Mejiro Ryan. Probably.)

>>534913309
Tokai Teio

Uma for a giga chad handsome rich fit guy (me)?

>>534912834
Where did you even get this dogshit failbait?

>>534913309
Twin turbo

>>534913470
Holy yikes where did you find this?

>>534913472
Mejiro Palmer if big penis
Tokai Teio if small penis

>>534913146
Plat 1 is free but you won’t make it to plat 4 with shit teams, so you miss out on 500-1500+ jims and the platinum title.

>going through McQueen's career
>Valentines Day
>was at 40k fans because I completely forgot to do any optional races and just assumed I was already past the threshold
I need some witlet uma pics to visualise my situation

>>534913470
>male uma oc donut steel
Nasty, westerners were a mistake.

>>534913309
You need Mejiro Ryan so you can at least stop being fat.

>>534913387
I didnt get rudolf, should I still get Maruzensky?

>>534913472
Gold 'digger' City

>mlb SC
>55% chance to appear in stam training
>barely appeared at all
And so here my career goes into trash bin.

>gentildonna sounds familiar
>swear I've heard her voice before but she sounds crazier
>yu serizawa
OH

>>534913573
No no, the two nuclear bombs detonated in Japan gave birth to anime

>>534912469
I got 6 SSRs (1 SC, 3 tazuna) and I don't have a 9* parent, just two 3* blue sparks after 175 careers

>>534913573
>he doesn't know people made uma boys pre-global
Shiggy diggy

Bwos is my deck good enough to skimp on support banners until next year? I just want to roll for new sexo umas

What if umas also die after they hit 30

>>534913662
>55%
More like 27% rmao

A grape perhaps?

>>534912890
FUCK I have to make 2 more aces in 3 days???

>>534913214
Bros?

should i be cleating shakurs? i have her lb and another copy

>>534913635
How do you faggots even find this shit? Sort by new on Reddit and look for troons?

The Mejiro clan is built specifically for corruption and rape.

nice

>have to train for CM with 1* tosho and 2* kingu instead of speed cards
Glue me irl

>>534912630
>>534912685
>>534912791
Thanks bros. All it took was nearly $200.

Ok but how do umas know if they want to pursue triple crown or triple tiara

>>534913470
What is this zoomer shit

Sweaty Muscle training with Gentildonna

>>534913971
>Wit spark activated!
>Wit spark activated!
>Wit went up by 14.
what the fuck are you doing?

>>534914073
girl or boy irl.
left ear decoration or right ear decoration.
some oddballs exist.

>>534914059
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

>>534911090
>Sept 2027
I'm never gonna make it bro...
They should accelerate the schedule, it's too slow right now...

>>534914073
>Male crown
>Female tiara

>>534913573
what makes them flock to anime and feel like it's a safe space when it's very much not.

>>534913662
>55% chance to appear in stam training
It doesn't work like that. It's base appearing chance (16%)+55%, so something like 25% to appear in stam training.

>>534914126
fuckin around after daily borrows done.

>>534914134
>>534914178
No I mean in-universe

>>534914181
kissu

I got 1LB Super creek. Should I stop and save for something else or hope for more?

>>534913004
And all of them are so bad compared to priconne.
Nothing comes even remotely close to CB, uma is purely pve game for me

seeing people brick themselves with an unusable non mlb super creek makes me smile

>>534913810
Hot

Shadoba is the pvp game

>>534914237
Stop unless you’re close to sparking

>>534913778
>Looked her up
>Voices Nicole from ZZZ
The more you know huh

>>534914317
>if you don't mlb every card your account is bricked
why are you guys like this?
how about you? do you have all the meta cards at mlb?

>get better support cards
>perform worse

umamusume is pve game

>>534913827
that's not a thing, you only get to roll horses from the paid garbage and free rolls.

>>534914356
Nowhere near sparking (60)

>>534914387
>whale 4k
>rng still fucks you in the ass

>>534913778
Livlov???
What are you doing here?

>>534914379
he's a vtroon he doesn't even play

BRICKED BRICKED BRIIICKED
BRICKED LIKE MY ASSHOLE AFTER I EAT AN ENTIRE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN WHOLE

>>534914359
NTA but I only recognize her as Nicole and Vajra from Grub

>dood you NEED to MLB the card that you're primarily getting for one skill otherwise you're literally the heckin' brickerino in the brickolini salad!
>vtumor.jpeg

>>534914073
>>534914226
The lore already says they take on "otherworldly" factors like names and the ambition for whichever race. Mare uma do not question why they want mare races over the stallion races most uma partake in, much less why some uma have obviously masculine names. They want what they want and the writers don't really want you to think too hard about it either.

when you're bricked
you're bricked

I want Gentildonna to bricked me

>>534914489
Oguri after slow metabolism hits

>50% of people giving advice here are intentionally giving bad advice
>50% of people giving advice here don't know what they are talking about

I'm bricked up

>>534914359
>Voices Nicole from ZZZ
I sleep.

When are we getting september schedule?

Mejiro Ryan

>>534914569
what about the 50% that are giving good advice though?

>Smart Falcon is an indie idol nobody listens to
ah fuck off that's my weak spot
fine, i will now train your uma

I'm gonna dump 10k free carats on super creek banner, goo goo babies my frens

>you need to roll a 3* Uma a further 5 times to get her from 4* to 5*
what the fuck

>>534914514
Imagine being an uma that gets their name from some race horse that killed themselves and now that ancestral spirit is constantly telling you to kill yourself

creek falls off and you can just borrow her. Its important to save to mlb an actual card thats not a stamina card. Heck the banner is a 0.5% rate up with tazuna(STINKY) paired with it. Anyone telling you to roll on this banner is a cygames shill wanting to steal your money.

>>534914704
Japanese gacha please understand

>>534914509
look at the support card posts. there are people with kitasan mlb that don't even have an mlb sr card. >>534913827
everyone with mlb sr cards double sparked already. if you double spark you either did it on kitasan with whaling or this banner.

CM ultimately is just a luck check. Just have fun rooting for your uma to not get boxed and have good positioning

>smart falcon's shchlghltick is that she is an idol
but every honse... is a le idol???

Good night faggots.
Have a picture of my wife.

>>534914662
She's just shitting you. Smart Falcon in reality is a galactic empress with trillions of fans from other galaxies.

Gentildonna doesn't want a trainer who breaks or gets bricked up
She wants a MAN. Not necessarily one who can overpower her because it's quite literally impossible, but one who would always try to keep up with her
She wants someone who will bite back(not really going to work, it is inevitable)

>>534913470
You guys make fun of this guy, but this is exactly how you cringe faggots act when you do you idiotic XDDD the umas rape me they want to fuck me so bad yuri is shit big cocks XDDD
>>534914542
>>534914179
>>534914125
>>534913958
>>534913436
>>534913292
>>534913069
>>534912926

>>534913458
And how does one obtain uncap items?

I don't think it can get any better than this stat-wise and I'm not gonna bother rerolling for an S medium. Also luckily got BoFA as my second gold recovery skill.

The question what gold skills do I get between curvature and the coast is clear? Also is Red Shift worth it on an End Closer?

>>534914730
My wife has a name you know.

>>534914781
the first race is luck, and the subsequent races are all about how much you spent on the game. and the last race is ever so slightly how much you luckshitted and farmed.

>>534914915
It's okay ryan you have to let it go

>>534914917
Do events to get shards, when you get 20 shards, you can trade them for one uncap stone.

Is it even possible to make aces when you run out of borrows?

>>534914915
ok homo, back to your cuck cage

>>534914915
please no

>>534915008
If you're a lucky nigger who managed to get his own parents?

>>534914983
And are these shards for 100%ing events or just random missions in them?

>>534914935
>Pace S
La abomination del Golshi...

>>534914890
>it is inevitable
That jap video broke my humor, I laugh every time I hear "inevitable"
NO MATTER HOW MUCH POWER YOU INCREASE

I read 4 first Smart Falcon stories and want her now. Maybe I'll get lucky with tickets. And then I can still roll some depending on how many carats they are going to handout.

its really easy to make your account shit by not saving. i bricked my first account by rolling on mejiro palmer banner and running out of clocks and using carots to revive

>>534914849
Thanks, I'm gonna fuck your wife now.

>>534914317
okay retard

>>534914437
Bet she lingers at stoplights.

>>534915086
Wtf that is just you being a retard

>>534915045
You should get all available story event the shards just from clearing 60%-70% of story events. Other events may require their own event currency to buy the shards, but they should be easy to get if you casually play the game.

grinding with goldship

>>534914890
How much do I have to bench to make Gentildonna love me?

>>534914870
a galactic idol just like my Macross heroines...

So close...

>>534915145
This is the only mission that annoys the shit out of me. I want to actually fucking grind a good parent, not my 2* gold shit. Why do I have to do like 12+ runs with this cunt?

>>534915036
my only good parent is 3* power this sucks

>>534914870
the bastard
well, i've already started and she's cute
can't stop now, can i

>>534915225
Because end closer is hype af

>>534915064
I love this guy

>>534915250
Yes you can
Just say no
It can't be that hard

>>534915182
It's never going to be enough. That's why you'll be under HER tutelage till the end.

>>534915138
Thanks. I'm just enjoying casually but that doesn't mean I wouldn't like to get some stronger cards

>>534915145
>>534915225
im just going to skip this mission

I always knew she could do it...

>BWEEEEEEEEEH KITASAN DID NOT GIVE ME FOCUS
>BWEEEEEEEEHHH MOMMY DID NOT GIVE ME MAESTRO
ENTER

>5th place
>5th place
>lose career in classic year
wtf Grass Wonder you suck

>>534915354
Who the hell is this

>>534915307
I already have my End Closer wife. I want Gold Ship to fuck off.

is fukukitaru a sleeper pick? It's my first run on her with some shitass stats and luck on golshi mode and she's only lost once. What's her ult do?

>>534915225
I had it already because she's one of the easiest to do career with so I did it for daily mission.

I hope horse pov comes soon

>>534915465
>What's her ult do?
When blocked, just stop being blocked.

>>534915465
She gets speed boost if blocked

>>534915560
>box negater
based

What's the best speed R?

>>534914935
What were your sparks if you don't mind?
>>534915307
This

when you are brocked
simply stop being brocked. it is very shrimple.

>>534915618
belno rape

>>534914915
Based. I looked up that reddit user and it looks like it's just some mentally ill pooner, possibly underage despite making her account 18+. Would've been funnier if it was a cwc type situation but it just feels bad mocking some abused girl.

Gold Ship SSR card looks like it would be good if there were any other End Closers other than Gold Ship

*bricks you*

>>534914915
Woke is dead anon...get on the times.

>>534914915
the difference between mental illness and sanity is where it is done and who you are forcing to engage with your mental delusions.
keep that shit to yourself or do it where regular people don't have to interact with your content.
people who come here automatically waive that right so it is implicitly accepted. that's why it's not the same type of mental illness that's being made fun of.

>>534915748
her gold skill isnt that bad

>>534915618
she looks like she rims unsupervised torenas

Greetings my fellow whites, I started today and have lvl 4 Super Creek
Here's my ID 181478271067
Anyone wanna be friends? I'll use your SSR cards at least once

Dober is cooler right?

>>534915008
All you need is good cards.

>>534915086
>i bricked my first account by rolling on mejiro palmer banner and running out of clocks and using carots to revive
So what? They literally give you clocks and carats by the hundreds and thousands even if you don't do a single race, it was recoverable and it wouldn't have taken long to do, you just didn't want to wait.
The umas, cards and scenarios weren't going anywhere, there is no essential content that you wouldn't have been able to ever complete because of bad decisions.
It's literally impossible to brick an uma account. At worst you can only be way behind compared to the alternative you that knew everything and made all the right right decisions.

Brick talk here is just fomo nonsense. I wish every bricknigger YouTuber would at least once experience a truly hopeless hardlock situation in a game that drains your soul because there actually is no recovery and all your effort up to that point was truly wasted.

are there umas other than gold ship that lock your training options or is this a golshi exclusive meme

>>534915854
UGHHHH literal facial hair. that is a man.

I didn't get Super Creek. Should I just quit since I'll always be behind now?

Other than Oguri, any Uma that can handle high race counts?

>>534915942
Jordan also does it.

>>534916009
Opera?

>>534915965
You can get a paid selector during half anni if you really want her

Changes I would make to the academy and the racing system, if I were in charge:
1) Strict monitoring of dorm rooms at night to make sure that no one is EVER staying up super late to read romance manga or tend her moss garden or some crap.
2) One favored trainer per year (the player character, in particular) gets a sniper rifle for use during races, plus two units ammunition per race. Nature and lethality of ammunition (dart with sleeping drug? hollow-point bullet?) are TBD.
3) All horses worthy of signature racewear (even if they don't yet possess it) will be allowed to mount small blades on their ankles for use during races against those who are not worthy of such racewear. Harsh penalties will be applied if anyone important is ever accidentally harmed.
4) Breeding facilities. My extensive ideas about this are only appropriate for /d/ and will not be explicated in this space.
5) Where possible, horses with fabulous superpowers not related to racing (Agnes Tachyon especially, but probably a few others as well) are lured out of the sporting world that so tragically wastes their talents and given appropriate administrative roles in the academy.
6) El Condor Pasa is convinced/required to take off that silly mask when she finishes a race, and keep it off until her next race begins.

What card should I use to train spe?

If I've got MLB Creek and Kita wtf do I borrow?

>>534915965
your best option is to save carots and look for SS tier SR card banners. El condor pasa speed and vega are one of them. Then when the first couple SS rank ssr comes out you pull until mlb.

>>534916121
Fine Motion, duh.

>>534916053
Never post again

>>534916121
Mlb riko or seiun sky

>>534916121
whatever you want so you can have fun with it mang, it's a video game not a job interview

>>534916043
She doesn't seem like the assertive type, what's her problem?

>>534915008
no, you need the skills that the grandparents had. even if you whaled, you probably didn't do enough races to get 2 generations of perfect aces either.

>>534915965
>he fell for it
Hope mlbing that dober was worth it bwo

MLB Cafe or 3LB Kita in my borrow slot? Probably Cafe right?

>>534916048
Don't have her, other 3* are Teio and Taiki. Have most of the other lower rarity uma minus Grass Wonder.

FUCK YOU AIR GROOVE
FUCK YOU RYAN

My first 3* Spark...

Which items from daily shop are worth buying?

>>534909669
Sex

>>534916295
Cafe, there's already way too many kita in the borrowed line

>>534916356
o-omedetou..

I got one (1) super creek should I stop?

>>534916356
At least it's not SPD

How do you get more skill points ?? I only get 1500 on average per run

>>534911758
Tazuna is still useful for the next (or next two) careers, Creek is almost eternal but the fact that Tazuna won't flood you with extra events makes it more likely for you to get the gold skills of every SSR card you slot in on top of basically removing any energy-related RNG. There's a reason why she's in all of the biggest whales' careers rosters.