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an image of my bro to start off the thread

WE'RE
SO
FUCKING
BACK

Digitan LOVE

>gutsmaxxed
>rewarded with my first 9 star (albeit mixed stats)
EL CONDOR PASA

mambo

>>535823104
based

>>535822982 (OP)
proper previous >>535805201
>>535805201
>>535805201

>5 speed cards
>GOT 600 SPEED Before summer 2
>0 multi Sparks on speed until the training before Ura Finals
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>535822982 (OP)
Matikane to Matikane communcation

>>535823052
bwo your bro is caught and gonna get cooked

Finally won the URA with this bitch but I didn't get all the hints I need

Do you run Goldshi as a pace chaser so she can use gourmand together with maestro?

oops

>>535823104
Forgot to mention that the 3 star URA spark is just out of frame

>>535822982 (OP)
Proof that nips shouldn't be allowed to romamize their own language. She will forever be Machikane Tannhauser to me.

Medium S onegai...

>don't train unless there's 2+ rainbows
is this actually good advice?

HARIKITTE IKOU!

Has anybody trained a Grass Wonder Ace for CM? I'm trying to train a last minute triple dominator line up.
What was your deck? I'm trying to run her late and it's rough to get a second gold recovery skill. I have Vodka and Creek so theoretically I could get BOFA+Maestro but power cards suck.

I just realized early lead will get buffed in the future, still not as good as groundwork but at least it's actually doing something

How do debuffers work in universe exactly are they like casting spells or some what?

>>535823119
Omatsuri

>>535823298
never gonna make it past debut

So what's our legfes equivalent and when?

>>535823298
yes if you're running quad of the same element (that's mostly gonna be speed)
might also work with triple same element cards if you're a mlb deck whale

>>535822982 (OP)
THE FUCKING CAPTCHA RESET WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO POST AND IT SAID INVALID CAPTCHA SO I HAD TO REMAKE THE POST AND THEN I DIDN'T LINK THE PREVOIUS THREAD

ITS SO OVER
FOOORRIVVVEEEE MEEEE >>535823159

Interesting choices, Bakushin...

>>535823323
killing intent

If you can't spell Matikanefukukitarutannhauser from memory you aren't a real fan

>>535823434
What a slut.

>>535823115
NOOOOOOOOO

List of Umas that would instantly cum when they have even the slightest of touch of their Trainer?

>>535823434
>flat woman
>flat woman
hmm

If any of you are struggling to decide if you should choose open or graded league for the CM, here's a tip: If your horse doesn't look like this, don't bother with graded. Just choose open.

Makeinefubukillakill

>haven't been in /uma/ or 4chan at all since my deployment last year
Why is this general gayer and dumber now?

Ope-chan is so handsome!

Finally got 2 3* parents but it's all over places. What's next?
>3* power (5* speed)
>3* speed (2* stamina + 3* power)

Remember to include images in your posts so we hit image limit as fast as possible so a new thread gets made

>>535823601
>Why is this general gayer and dumber now?
Because you're here now.

>>535823601
Global release

It's Goo Goo Babies time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTrnrvBZyOM

>>535823601
We split into 2 generals now, golshi

>>535823524
Narita Taishin

>>535823434
God I love her. She cured my depression

>>535823601
>since my deployment last year
Haven't seen this in a while

>>535823313
>>535823313
>>535823313
>>535823313
>>535823313
HELP, PLEASE

>>535823649
remember to suck my peenus weanus :D

>>535823601
>ZOGbot

>decide do build debuffer nice nature one hour ago for the hell of it
>can't finish arima kinen
>get 3 wit spark
my second 3*spark and it was with nice nature, the 3*medium is nice too

>>535823429
saar...

>>535823429
It's ok retardGOD I forgive you

>>535823560
Thats a Finalist Horse, anon. If you get to the finals, youve already won the majority of the rewards.
Open Leauge is full of Minmaxers, its more competitive than graded because its purely for autists. Just do graded leauge.
This horse I have here? Is a finalist.

>>535823298
That rule only applies when the training will put you under 30% energy after the training. You'll be forced to rest or risk a 80% fail rate on the next turn if there are double/triple/quad rainbows.
If I'm at 50 energy with only singles, I just train wit or rest.

>>535823429
We’ll get em’ next time, champ

>>535823753
>BAKUSHIN-ING Depression away
Why didn't I think of this. All I need is more speed

>>535823560
Open is even harder to train for because getting optimal stats on a B uma is fucking painful. Game designed by fucking retards I swear.

Anyone getting nonstop Error 2502?

>>535824198
post an image of the error

Do I have a chance with this +2 Debuffers?
In Room matches i lose to strong Pace Chasers like Oguri.
Any suggestions?

>>535823560
I really have no idea what Im doing with this game

>>535823524
Teio!

Narita Brian sex soon

Lesbian sex with Tickezou

>>535824334
I sleep

+1 image contribution

>>535823697
That's grim

I want to have sex with an umamusume but I'm willing to compromise and have sex with a mare and a girl instead.

Dirt tracks are just as good

>>535824306
Medium S is the end all be all sadly, which is hard to get on Suzuka because her high affinity parents suck

we will be free from the director soon.....

>>535823313
>>535823835
lates are cucked this CM bro
try watching the victoria frontier guy on youtube (or his vods), he is building grass ace
debuff grass is whatever, just follow debuff guides
if you are building grass as 2nd debuffer then you are retarded

>>535823115
based poke roar

Don't forget about our dear darling Dream Journey

>>535824397
You know its all bullshit if the chart is saying Inari One has the same tit size as Cheval Grand

>>535824451
god i wish falco's tits were that big

>>535824397
Based Cows of Tracen

>>535823601
Why didn't you die for Ukraine/Israel yet? What a sad excuse of a soldier you are.

>>535824397
mmm oppai brats

Is Narita Brian busty?

>>535824510
what meeting did she have to go to anyway

>>535824451
Just got her, she good?

Chat, is this true?

>>535824495
Why is medium S that important?

>>535823639
Bros?

>>535824510
Finally justice for Uma trainers

>>535824718
Yes! Let her tear up the dirt races!

>>535824718
Will be meta in an upcoming CM(turf)

>>535824601
cheval has 21cm of height on inari is why

>>535823524
Spe

>>535824718
Good for filling up your dirt slot, especially if you have shuttle you can finally take oguri out of dirt hell.

>>535824718
Yes plus her career is very easy

>>535824808
I walk her home gently back to the dorms every night

>>535824793
1.1 multiplier to speed, at 1200 thats +120 above cap.

>>535824854
A flat board will be flat whether its 100cm or 200cm

>>535823298
1 rainbow isn't ideal and can lead to awkward next turn scenarios but if it's on speed and around middle year 2 i'll probably still click it to progress speed facility, not falling behind on speed upgrade is super important

>>535824927
TL note: cap as in peak

>>535824306
Which Suzuka would win

>>535824619
?? I was killing the Ookies tho

>I wasn't able to get spring runner, left handed, 3 accel uniques and med s on the same uma
it's over for me....

>>535824806
you use those 2 3 star parents to make a 9* parent

>>535824793
What do you mean why is medium S important? Haven't you studied the pdf? Show me your trainer license.

>>535824285
This image might be the perfect summary of my Uma Musume experience

>>535824510
>they're killing off northern taste
nyooooo

>>535824957
doesn't look flat to me

>>535824614
>>535824397

>>535825107
Cheval Grand's grand chevals...

>>535825107
Every swimsuit after golshi's has been pushing this breast reduction look and it pisses me off unironically

I LIVE IN A FUCKING DORM STOP BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING

Looking at this chart its funny and i guess sort of understandable why salarymen in the 90's would be assmad about Rice Shower
>Cucks Mihono Bourbon from her classic triple crown
>Cucks Meijiro McQueen not only from a spring senior triple crown but possibly three-peating the Spring Tenno Sho
>Then just disappears, not really on the board after that until another G1 victory two years later

>>535824779
Vodka-chan...

How do they run with such disgusting fat tits?

>>535825002
>no Groundwork
im sorry for u

>>535825101
just a long business trip

cm test
97923148

>cheval grand
>horse big
lmao

>>535825347
never heard of a sports bra anon

>>535825049
But wouldn't it be better to have mono stat grandparents than mixed ones? Or is this one of those "beggars can't be choosers" cases?

>>535825347
They're swinging maestros

>>535825285
>live in a dorm
Retard forgot the trainer (literally me) is a working adult with his own place

>>535825375
Riko sex....

>>535825310
Rice Shower basically just showed up to end legendary runs

>>535824510
wtf the cat was not dead?

>>535824542
>youtube grifter
shant

>>535825375
>cute cunny and laid back director shipped away to a barn to get put down
>bitchy looking woman takes her place
I WANNA GO BACK

>>535825153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAvTJHSY0N4

auto when

Pulled her yesterday from freebie, about to start her career. Is it worth watching or just fast forward?

>>535825310
>Turf
>Dart

>>535825054
It's been happening for a long time or did it just start recently? Lots of these error code issues seem to just go away on their own after a bit, or you are using a vpn or something that is fucking with the connection

>>535825153
https://youtu.be/vQ6I_GJrJsc

>>535825451
It's better if it's not mixed, but there's a 2/3 chance that you are going to get a 1/2 stat split instead of a 3-way if it doesn't land on stam, which is plenty useable. And yea, not like there's much you can do after you exhaust your 3 borrows daily aside from making said 9 star

>>535825407
anyone...?

>>535825604
Watch it or suffer a terrible curse.

>>535825513
What is the dark souls of umamusume

>>535825375
>dark clouds at tracen
Because she started cracking down on Uma x Trainer relationships

How do you decide which horse to glue? Why is the limit so fucking low. What does it mean for those people that pull for mostly uma, they gonna reach cap faster right?

>>535825463
You should try to be more professional, trainer-san.
>>535825604
Every career is worth reading once.

>>535825310
They should have ran better then. That's not Rice Shower's fault

>>535825636
No, no VPN or anything.
Here's another like 5 minutes later. I just love training glue while staring at the word Connecting. Best game ever made.

>>535825746
If they don't have a 3* spark they go to the factory

>>535825695
you already beat me, what more do you want!

>>535825723
My inability to copy and paste today.

>>535825310
ERM...

>>535825347
Using their legs?

WHY THE FUCK IS NIGHT OWL A THING ONLY GETTING 30 ENERGY IS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH FUCK YOU CYGAMES

Any CM room?
I want to test them

if you have a few decent 3* sparks already are you still trying to build 9* sparks or are you building pink sparks and white spark lines now?

>RedNumale
>Nothern Bald
>that westoid moron that can't pronounce maruzensky
>Moomoo Mr. guide reader
>Torena Chink
>"HEERO I'M JAPANEES YUTUBA"
I refuse to watch eceleb grifters because I don't need their opinion unlike (you) room temperature IQ monkeys.

>>535824510
2 scenarios per year... grim

>>535825432
Sports bra doesn't magically remove 10kg of fat from your chest. You ever seen a professional runner? None of them have giant tits.

>>535826000
If I get Night owl why can't I race during the night?

>>535826040
>doesn't actually have an insult about the Cow chad
Moomoo won

>>535826105
why do the women athletes wear so little but men wear more?

Stamina is stored in uma breasts. It's true.

>>535826040
At least the bald guy doesn't tell you how to play the game

>>535826201
women are for looking at
men are for actual competition

>>535826040
Then don't? Why are you telling me?

i shit in your mouth horse shit eaters

what do i fucking pay you for??? what the fuck is wrong with these cards

>>535826036
imagine

>>535826201
Because it's the only reason people watch women's sport

aaaiiiee he's back

>>535825943
I was about to tell you to go back to /dsg/ and then I noticed that it doesn't exist anymore...
What the fuck

Is it that time again?

I saw it...

I actually hate Grass Wonder so fucking much. I'm glad he died IRL.

>>535826040
Guess this female youtuber is the only good eceleb who actually won 2nd place in JPs cup

Why Urara.
Why

>>535826159
>"I played for 2 years on the japenis server than QUIT but I'm still the expert so here's what this guide says"
Fucking retard

>>535826040
NL is just pure entertainment and bants and doesn't even shill the game

>>535825770
>Every career is worth reading once
Except curren. And falco.

>>535826315
>30+ total in speed + power
>and some in guts because you're barely even at sprint minimum stam
not that end of the world desu. Press it

What upset SEAniggers this time around?

>Doing a Teio run to prep for my instant career win/clear at reset
>Get hot spring and Medium S
I better get a 3* spark at this point

>>535825407
Jesus Christ I wasn't prepared for A+ Golshis

>>535826453
Are people really stressing this much that they'll lose in PvP. It's a gacha game where if you don't grind a ton or pay you'll get pounded. Just take your pocket carrots and enjoy the game, damn.

>>535826449
if that's her entry I'm afraid she's going to job in finals, global is a sweatfest

disgusting

>>535826462
Her career was cute

>>535826453
I keep thinking I'm bad because I haven't made an A+ but then I see a whole bunch of shitters not even able to beat URA consistently and I feel better about myself.

>>535826449
nekoponGODS

>>535826454
Keep seething nigger, I doubt I'll be playing in 2 years anyway.

>>535826561
these people play a gacha anon
they can't handle failure

>>535826536
I'm sorry little one...

/bag/keks please take your scatposting schizo back.

>>535825375
That woman looks hot. I’m in

>>535826672
It's a wake up call. GGs.

>>535826561
I'm already resigned to losing but training umas for CM gives me something to work towards.

>>535826602
I'm very casual about this game but I do room matches with my friends all the time and my B+ or even B umas usually win against their As. The ranking system is bunk.

>>535826509
The proposed 1.5% sales tax increase for the Nottingham parish in New Hampshire

>>535826536
What were the decks? And how did the second-place goldshi lose to the first?

I'm bringing my 10200 rating horses to CM and there's nothing you can do about it

>>535826626
>Not an argument
Concession accepted, troon. Keep sucking that cowdick lmao.

>>535826453
.

>>535826561
I know i will lose, I'm just trying to make my anime McQueen work

there is little sense in worrying over CM if you cannot make consistent A+ horses since open league exists
if you are concerned over not being the best of the best, you should take some solace in the fact that the whales are going to be killing each other for the title

>>535826820
cows don't have dicks retard

>>535826869
>bopeless

>>535826602
>I see a whole bunch of shitters not even able to beat URA consistently
The mental retardation for this is amazing. You can teach someone what stats mean and what method always works for campaign but they can't even get to URA most of the time because they listen to Tazuna about what their uma is lacking.

>>535824990
TL note: peak as in Oguri Cap

>>535826739
One 9* parent gets more stats than all of that

>Last Golshi attempt had a hot streak except shat the bed on the Tokyo Yushun so couldnt get the classic triple crown
>Look later and find out IRL Golshi had the same situation
shit

>>535826869
this is why umas have trainers

>>535827001
can umas be trainers???

>>535826739
>>535826869
>>535826967

how does this even happen?
I mean I get it that A rank is not that easy for new players, and I fumbled Vodka's career too multiple times, when I didn't give two fucks about how the game works when I started playing, but this is kinda bad.

Any cm room?

>>535826901
I would rather lose with my B+ shitters in graded because they're still my best umas than win open desu senpai

>>535826739
HOW

Symboli Love!

>>535827098
>>535826869
>>535826453
Be honest with me
Whats the actual % of sweaty 4chan+reddit+discord players vs casualfags in CM

>>535823292
I believe this is actually sort of the fault of the brits.

>>535826105
nta, but there are exceptions, like serena williams. Not strictly a runner, but lots of explosive sprinting.

>>535825584
Possessive wife is cute

>>535826040
>>535826105
>reddit tachyon

>>535827174
aight you do you
but that is similar kind of acceptance that some people need to accept

>>535827121
These "people" are 13 year olds whose brains have failed to develop properly due to being tabletlets

odds i keep doing golshi ace runs
evens i start farming sparks for 9* power

>>535827124
Just make them yourself.

>>535827241
None of those casuals are signing up for graded
it's gonna be filled with sweats

>>535826201
Dress codes are mandated by the governing sports bodies, which answer to advertisers. Put two and two together.

>>535827368
it's gonna be both

>>535827451
okay 4

>>535827405
Everyone will be joining graded at least on month 1 outside of those excelfags

when the trainer fingers look extra delicia

>>535824542
I watched him. He runs 3 speed 3 stamina.
How in the fuck he's getting to 1200 speed 1000 stamina is beyond fucking me you have to have your speed cards show up for triple rainbow training like 20 times in your run to hit that.

Has this general come to a conclusion which is better for retards. Open or Graded CM.

>>535827124
Mou Ikkai
36562860

>>535827587
I'm deleting your account when I find (you)

Profound radness

>>535826201
while women do wear less in sports they dont actually wear so little like tachyon in that image.

>>535827451
>>535827587
22

>>535827672
i've been saying to go into either or depending on how i feel

>>535827672
Graded Group B.

When do you think we’ll get QoL like the built in trainer helper?

>>535827641
you only need to high roll once

>>535824542
>every title
>90% winrate pvp hurrrr durrrr
i wouldn't take this viewmaxxer too seriously, bwo

I have an announcement to make
I DO NOT REALLY CARE FOR NARITA BRIAN
SHE INSISTS UPON HERSELF

>>535827731
Mejiro palmer intense creampie.

>>535826796
2nd Golshi didn't activate any ult due to bad position
he has higher top speed but couldn't reach first Golshi in time

>>535827641
that is how this game works

>>535827731
WEY WEY

>>535827731
wahey!

>>535827294
>omegle cafe

>>535827641
capping speed with 3 cards on a 20% spd growth uma is normal desu, 1000 stamina with 3 cards is also easy assuming he's using stam sparks but i'm not sure if 1200/1200 is possible without whaled out decks or god tier RNG

>>535827631
sexo

>>535827852
hand on hand is hot.

>>535827852
pinned down for forceful post-race paizuri

>>535827337
I thought uma musume was ojiisan game...
>>535827641
if I get it right you need MLBd cards to achieve that. I remember seeing one with an MLB'd tamamo card too.

are we supposed to be learning Japanese too?
am i bricking my account if i dont know any japanese?

>>535827121
Underdeveloped brains or a refusal to look up how to play, poor deduction skills

gal squad

You do have a shrine dedicated to your god emperor right /uma/?

>>535827862
Damn, what a shame. Positioning really is king and that's almost entirely up to RNG

>>535828160
What exactly do gyars know about card games?

>been running 3 speed, 2 stam and 1 wit since I started two weeks ago
>I'm usually only able to get speed higher than A, most of the time both power and stam stay at B+
I think that 1 wit is a meme....

>>535828137
uh or maybe people like to play by themselves rather than just follow a guide like a zombie?

>>535827949
>tumblr helios

No lying. Does anyone here actually have this as their favourite Uma?

>>535828250
>Stormfront Spe

>>535828160
>nigga named Jordan
>hottest uma in game
How does she do it?

>>535827121
These people don’t understand that the whole point of early bakushin spam was to get your first 9* parent (even if it’s speed it’ll help early on when you have jackshit).

>>535827681
That was fun!
I didn't expected McQueen to beat Teio

>>535827681
winrars
front is pain
>>535828357
She got brock'd

>>535828160
They look like they cat call ojisans

>>535828401
holy sovl mcqueen

>>535828184
I am once again asking someone to post the Biwa Hayahide shrine.
>>535828307
The one guy soft avatarfagging with her

>>535828340
>9*
surely you mean 3*

>>535826967
>>535827098
>>535827121
I didn't reroll (or knew that I could), so even with borrowing kitasan I was failing most my runs with stayers. After getting a copy of super creek I almost never fail unless I get blocked and pushed down. I bet they rolled on trainees with their initial carats. They need to get a super creek or at least a decent stamina card.

>>535828450
I'm glad I'm going through a midlife crisis then.

I'm not even going to entertain you

>>535828307
Probably. I feel bad for them though, cause she's gonna take forever to come out.

>>535827852
gloves are sexy

>>535828401
I think the Flustered End Closers was pretty useless on McQueen. I expected it would have a stronger effect

>>535828184
All I have is this A+.

>Finally got a hotspring ticket
>It's with a literal child
Bros, does the game hate me?

>>535828160
Gyaru love! WEHEY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI

>>535828450
of course, these girls prey on trainers

Just hit Gold Ship run number 20 in which Medium S didn't happen, and I just turned my phone off, put it on the table, went outside and stared at trees for half an hour.

>>535828160
I fucking love slutty gyarus

>>535828606
You can make her the woman she longs to be, bwo

>>535825949
Yeah, what's wrong with it?

>>535828606
what do you mean? you and your daughterwife get to bath together
the game loves you

>>535828316
>King Facebook

>>535828568
>tfw the wait for this qt
>tfw no 3* variant

>>535828606
You have to take responsibility and pull her wedding alt now

>>535828604
>uno SS is enough for A+
Naruhodo... So I've been a fucking retard for trying to push multiple stats into A+ territory.

>>535828160
getting stcuked on a elevator with the four

>>535828523
>They need to get a super creek or at least a decent stamina card.
Or just don't be bad

>>535828606
explode

>>535828032
I would fold to that move immediately. For some ungodly reason I'm extremely sensitive in my palm crease.

Please, bless this daily pull with a SSR

>>535826967
>>535827337
>>535828137
Elitist tryhard loser better for you trying shut the fuck up idiots

I FUCKING HATE GRASS WONDER

>>535828747
well no you need the 3 gold skills also. That's a big part of it

we got 4 years of japanese making fan art of umamusume but the slopper still relies on the sloppa machine

>>535828779
Anime teio

HOLY SHIT CHECK YOUR BOXES

It's a new day!

IT'S A NEW DAY

it's a new day!

>>535828160
>>535828750
Palmer sex.

>>535828826
We know Special Week

I FUCKING LOVE GRASS WONDER

So I have a few questions about farming races for affinity. What we currently have is +1 per graded race and +1 for each triple crown achieved, right? And then it gets updated to +3 per g1?

>>535828730
Bourbon has an alt though?

>>535828842
AI is based
Can't wait for pretentious artoids to go extinct

FUCK i got falco on the free daily pull

>>535828832
I end most of my end-closer runs with 3 golds. Don't really have good support cards for pace/fronts and I haven't really invested into their pots, so it's harder with them. Fuck maybe I'll try for A+ again with this newfound knowledge.

>>535828848
I brought this to myself, really

>think I got lucky
>just a Taiki dupe
even when I'm lucky I'm fucking unlucky

>Was well past a million gold coins last week
>Now I'm dirt poor because I wanted to level up my Uma's

unlike still in love, dream journey is a true yandere

>>535823121 >>535823151
>>535823202 >>535823249
No idea what happened, but I assume it's the bi-daily "oh wow, two people made a thread at the same time, how weird!" situation, one of them fucking the OP or something.
It's almost like this happens too often to be natural, almost like it's a bot or seanig trying to fuck with things because you FAGGOTS are too lazy to bake in time yourself to make sure the thread isn't fucked with.

>>535828730
Be glad she's not Biko Pegasus, lmao.

>>535829020
Blessed roll

Lesson learned: End is King
If you're not running end you're losing.
One last ?
84776888

>>535828992
but the ai slop looks like dogshit

>>535828239
Isn't that Fine Motion to trigger practice perfect? I tried it and a non MLB'd fine motion kinda drags the stats down.
Its not bad if you are new and you just aim to win URA, as a lvl30 will definitely help, but for spark farming etc its kinda meh...
If I have 4 speed 2 stamina I noticed speed is just so overwhelmingly high all the time that it fills whatever gap is missing not to mention the skills. Maybe if I had an MLB'd Vodka card I could push stamina with it, and the speed cards would also push str, but who knows.

retard

>>535828621
GOLD CITY LOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>535829051
>>535828938
What do you MEAN i can click the stickers

>>535829060
you good?

THANK YOU CYGENEROUS
first 3* jackpot since the game started

>>535828160
>>535828612
Based Gyaru enjoyer!
>>535828750
>POV: Me getting raped in an elevator
>535828992
Based brain rot zoomer!

>>535829110
anon nyooo......don't lose your way

>>535829197
bro...why'd you screenshot her feet kinda weird ngl

>>535829197
feet screenshot lmao

>>535829268
high heels are hot

>>535829123
Yeah I didn't get any dupes of her. I'll try some 4/2 runs later and see if it pushes me into A+ territory.

>>535829110
2/3

>>535828307
Not my favorite but one of the horses I'm most interested in

>>535829197
I know who you are

YEEEEEES UNLIMITED IMPAAAAAAACT

>>535829268
>>535829290
You must be some sort of fag lmao

>>535829268
You DID take her shoes from the legend race, right?????

>>535828978
Not that one bro….

>>535828568
Not as bad as the ones waiting for Verxina.

>>535828332
She got her name from Michael Jordan, so she learned from the best.

>>535828719
>Grindr Gentildonna

>>535829197
What are you doing with that pic

It's hard to get both speed and stamina to high rank.

>>535829457
I exclusively only pick opponents in generic white second live outfits

>>535829457
I fear full default costume teams more
I know they are always fucking A+ monsters

>>535829470
>biggus diccus
LOL

>>535829580
WEEEYYY

>>535829457
I used to always pick the top guy for extra score but I started avoiding the full 3 stars ones

I can quit now, right?

How can you say you love her if you wouldn't even fuck her shoes?

>gaining clocks instead of losing them
I'm doing it, I'm becoming the GOAT

>>535828750
>get in trainer there is space for one more
>elevator’s obviously at full capacity
>once you step in, it locks up
I saw enough javs to know where this is going

>>535829862
This

>>535828750
>enter elevator
>stand in the corner and look down while they talk to each other
>remember I have to press the button for the my floor
>"excuse m..." mumble and then trail off when they don't notice me talking
>try to reach behind one of them standing in front of the buttons and end up awkwardly close
>her friend notices and finally pulls her out of the way
>go back to standing in corner
>pull out phone and swipe around a couple of times
>open up unused text messages app just in case one of them is looking so they dont see that I'm swiping around on the home screen
>can't open up actual messaging app just in case someone was sending anime or gay porn in the group chat
>*whispered giggles*
>make a concerted effort not to look up, pretend I didn't hear anything and I'm just absorbed in my phone
>elevator opens and they finally get out
>immediately tab over to the group chat and complain about women

>>535829905
I can live with that.
>Creek refuses to hint maestro
fuck this baby erp loving hors, ruined run

>>535829905
I think you should die and I should kill you

>>535829110
I accidentally backed out instead of screenshotting, oops.
Nice games everyone.

>>535829905
THATS FUCKING IT

>>535829905
>doesn't give you left-handed

>>535829863
I guess you areright on time then

So... pretty much any parent is glue tier if it's not Maruzensky or Taiki Shuttle?

this is your TT future
think you can keep up, /uma/?

>>535829905
holy shit I just realized that's fuji. I've been thinking it's her brother since I started the game

>>535829905
>doesn't give you Late Surger Savvy

>run going well
>fail the 5%
>train wit
>fail the 1%
>get slacker the next turn

STOP FEATURING MY UMA AS NO.1 FAVORITE IN ROOMS THIS IS EMBARRASSING
EVEN MORE WHEN SHE JOBS

>>535830223
yeah because I know the points dont matter

Is pumping iron a meme?

Do green skills score as much as white skills in TT?

>>535830181
you can just use Maru/Taiki as grandparent bwo

>>535829862
When I log into the game I go to the trophies and zoom in on her heels and take a deep sniff mentally preparing myself for the training day

I am the best trainer

CM
Mood: Good
70189821

Post-race sex with Teio
That's all

>>535828992
crungo

jokes on the guide writers
I DONT INHERIT UNIQUES AT ALL!

>>535830320
Thank you for bringing your front runner bro

>>535829905
EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES AND ADMIT DEFEAT YOU LITTLE SHIT

>>535830328
JP doc
I sleep

>>535829905
>Gained 1 hint level(s) for Hydrate.

>>535830457
Why is she licking like that?

one more GSK for the road

>-10 energy
>Ends your event chain

I want Spe, Rice and Opera...

>>535830543
Shiraoka-sama possession.

how do I join room as spectator?

>free roll
neat

>>535830478
leave special chud to me

>>535830269
I have gone from 1 rudolf piece to 2.

We should do some Retard Rooms for those of us trying to compete in CM with shitty B+s with like 800 Stamina and shit.

>>535830457
this is scawwy

>>535830647
Go back and look closely.

my danchou wants me to erp with him again...

>>535830543
she caught the freaky virus from dia-chan

>>535830652
congrats

>>535830732
keep it to the discord, we don't want to see that shit

>>535830732
You should show some gratitude for all the work he does

>appears out of nowhere
>it's not even in the deck
>does nothing
>cucks you out of Maestro

which power card should I level next? I wanna train King with 3 spd 3 pwr but idk which one would be good for her

im putting front urara in my cm team
at least it is one less blocker for my ace

>>535830435
Everyone died

>>535830732
rice shower posters confirmed for homos

>>535829197
nice feet pic bwo

>>535830851
vodka probably

cute!

I give up.
I've come to the conclusion that it's impossible to hit 1200 speed 1000 stamina without MLB Kitasan and MLB Super Creek so you can borrow some other MLB stamina card. My 0LB Super Creek, 3LB Mayano, 3LB Manhattan simply isn't going to cut it when 2/3 start at 0 friendship.

>>535830956
i borrow a MLB vodka, so my uncapped one is shit, I just need 1 more card since I'm using biwa and vodka

>>535830732
At least your danchou doesn't make you send pics with timestamps as proof that you are busy which is why you aren't farming fans atm...

CM room
11978218

>>535830732
Just outsource that to deepseek

i don't know how the fuck people are making nasty natures with a scuffed wit deck, i can't even survive career. if i even barely make it to arima kinen then i'll clock out there anyway.

>>535830732
Should have met your quota then, idiot.

>>535830957
I fucking hate her so god damn much.
I want a fully animated scene in game where she is brutally murdered.

>>535831034
bourbon* not biwa

>>535831107
I had the same thing happen to me, I started winning easily again by buying skills and not waiting until the end of the run

>>535831173
whoa, I don't think your mom would appreciate finding out this is what you're up to when you steal her tablet

>>535831173
Hello, Special Week

>roomu matchi
>roomu matchi

>>535830560
blessed...

>>535831034
use biwa i guess
0LB vodka is still good though

>>535831107
Same. I think I got to the ura finals my first run and lost there, my other 3/4 runs were way worse, last two I didn't even get halfway

Rune Factory, but you're a farmer/trainer and you need to work the field to feed your uma and go on quests with them to train.

>>535831387
breast envy...

Tell the truth bros

http://poal.me/r4cnnj
http://poal.me/r4cnnj

>>535831559
My favorite umas aren't playable yet, so for now it's time to do my best with what I have.

>>535831559
Where is the "Sandbag all races to get the minimum freebies" option?

>>535831173
t. special chud

>>535831559
I WILL be using my taishin late surger ace
you CANNOT stop me

>>535829982
I don't remember making this post

>>535831224
this literally makes zero sense, reeks of fake advice

>>535831506
>>535831686
did the demiurge rig my pulls so I only got a single pity kita with 200 pulls

>>535830223
>Future
I'll drop the game if I lose 2nd round of Group B

Got her.

>>535830223
why does it become japanese?

>they were making song albums for umamusume before the first anime even came out
>content inside the global launch can be fucking 8 years old by now
wtf is this game

>>535831849
>170 pulls
LMAO

Is McQueen just better as a frontrunner? Her unique triggers way more

>>535822982 (OP)
Is there any *good* SP farming somewhere?
I guess not, since it's a gacha and stalling resources is part and parcel of it, just asking in case there is some weird repeatable thing that's more efficient than just running Bakushin full-race over and over.

>>535831953
I run her as front all the time

>>535831559
My Emperor demands a group A final placement at the very least. She makes life so difficult sometimes

yeah here we have a guy pulling 170 times for a trainee
and I got shit in a past general for saying that it was bad for you!

I wish there was a way to separate Ace favourite umas from Legacy fav umas, my list is a mess

>>535831803
On every other run I wait until I beat the finals to buy skills but since the debuff deck is so shit I needed to buy debuffs as I got hints for them so I could actually win/place

>>535832038
bro how did you miss TWO posts

Harikitte ikkou!

>>535832194
OOPSIE
and i missed only one I'm not the other guy

Fact: Mejiro McQueen should be in the face of the app icon instead of Special Week

what gosling rank would you give to rudolf wife?

>>535831224
i've been doing that just to snipe hints since symboli R for example has so many. but yeah, nothing but despair for me

>>535832357
Game Rudolf 4/10?
Fanart Rudolf? 9/10

My Silence Suzuka ace is useless and never comes top 3 but I keep fielding her because I love her.

the only way i'd pick this game up is if they added bojack.

Hmmm- yummie yummie.

>>535832357
she is the villain

>>535832507
A man with principles

>>535832436
>he doesn't like Joker Rudolf
Absurd bad taste

>>535832609
Now show me Rudolf in her mum clothes telling you a dad joke.

>>535832357
We rank baby geese now??

>>535830223
>not even UA rank
I think I'll be fine

I'M GOING FAST

>>535832261
kek this image

>>535831686
where is part 2

my nice nature?
winning nature build but with debuffs
she is my backup ace

>>535832507
I don't remember posting this...

I'm just running 3 aces fuck this nice nature dogshit retard thing

>face of the game
>face of the franchise
=main CANON heroine
Checkmate McCucks

How many are you missing bwos

Opera O wife

>>535832507
My Suzuka (front) regularly gets sabotaged by my Daiwa (pace) and Vodka (late). It's kinda sad to observe.

>>535832906
you do know that her best debuffs need her at >5 right?

>>535832993
>looked this up the other day and it's drawn by that girl from 2008 /fit/
Small fucking world.

>>535832878
You're living in it.

>>535832654
As far as GIWTWM is concerned game Rudolf has a couple of moments like the dancing scene but fanart Rudolf is chest pain levels, they're both good

>>535833085
That suuuuuuuuuuuper cute

>>535833085
SO RE WA

>>535832608
4 spd is overkill for suzu

>>535833090
Make Daiwa also front and they will push each other forward trying to pass each other in the first half of the race.

>>535833067
She'd rather have food than me so no thanks

>>535833171
oh fuck

>>535833067
>Golshi took over the youtube channel
That's what you get for having no personality

>>535833072
I'm missing the best wives...

Thoughts on which token front runner should I run?

>figure out a potential CM build for Narita Taishin yesterday
>use my last daily borrow to try training her
>get steamrolled very early by incredibly bad RNG
>give up the career attempt and excitedly await the opportunity try again tomorrow
>tomorrow is today
>2/3 daily borrow career attempts get ABSOLUTELY ROLLED by RNG. AGAIN.
I hate when this happens and the game makes me wait multiple days before getting a decent attempt for build testing purposes.

I'm way more offended she lost to someone with banana on her name

Is coffee good for you?

>>535833072
Almost all of them

>>535832802
Not so fast!

>>535833124
no

>>535833072
I hope I can get Suzuka, McQueen and Falco this year.

>>535833451
Biwa was right.

>>535833451
futa uma...

>>535833476
yes, but it might be better with a little milk in it if you catch my drift

>>535833072
Haven't used my selector yet.

>>535833067
>gets completely overshadowed by Suzuka in her own season

>>535833476
I do prefer my coffee with a lot of milk yes

Is the Zenno Rob Roy card any good? Got it to 3LB while pulling for Goo Goo Babies so I'n tempted to try it out since my Manhattan Cafe is 1LB and Mayano Top Gun doesn't have any initial friendship

What does affinity actually do? Increase chance of sparks being selected or just make the numbers bigger when you get gold inspiration? I have been trying to get medium S with a 9 medium guest but haven't got any after multiple runs.

>First 3 star
Thank you Bakushin

>>535833437
We desperately need 5 borrows a day to be implemented.

>>535833067
>gets mind broken so hard by grass she becomes racist

>>535832436
>>535833181
Unfathomably based taste.

>>535833613
better chance for golden sparks

>>535833573
Why did she fuck Spica's trainer?

>>535833072
Super Creek and most 3*s.
Brian banner is gonna fix that.

>>535833476
I'm going to just straight up ask where the porn version is?

Made it before CM

>>535833563
damn only 6 remaining thats some good pulling luck

>>535832436
>>535833181
least gay anons itt

>>535833731
Why wouldn't she?

Tazuna
Tazuna
Tazuna
Tazuna
Tazuna

>>535833476
What's her name again?

>>535833831
I really like this soundpost

>>535833813
Anon... your other gold recovery?

>>535833930
Stallion horse ass is too strong for females...

Don’t bully Spe please, she’s just a country bumpkin..

me when nishino flower

>>535832562
fag

>During his stud days, he had a bad relationship with Special Week , his neighboring grazing land. There was testimony that Special Week did not like horses with chestnut fur, and Durandal, who was chestnut, also had a rough temper, so they were fighting with each other in the pasture.

Can anyone explain this in uma terms?

>>535833813
Why she is so angry in her costume profile pic?