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Anonymous No.718697281 [Report] >>718697340 >>718697534 >>718697634 >>718698572 >>718698819 >>718698929 >>718700589 >>718704162 >>718704948
Hop in, dude.
Anonymous No.718697340 [Report] >>718701416
>>718697281 (OP)
Racing games thread?
Anonymous No.718697526 [Report] >>718698940
Anonymous No.718697534 [Report]
>>718697281 (OP)
take me to McUma
Anonymous No.718697563 [Report]
>>718696738
Wow, rude, you didn't have to go that far.

>>718696757
I very likely could have done better. Also I think Rudolf is the only that has Subdued End Closers, kinda hard to target Goldship.
Anonymous No.718697634 [Report] >>718697708 >>718697760 >>718697927 >>718698048 >>718698136 >>718698351 >>718707796
>>718697281 (OP)
Why does she need a car when she can run faster than it
Anonymous No.718697708 [Report]
>>718697634
I don't think she can run faster than the Blue Falcon.
Anonymous No.718697760 [Report] >>718698160 >>718698931 >>718701871
>>718697634
gotta obey the law
Anonymous No.718697851 [Report] >>718698256 >>718698920
The /a/ janny is SEETHING.
Anonymous No.718697927 [Report]
>>718697634
Because cars are hip and groovy.
Anonymous No.718698034 [Report] >>718698172
why was the other thread delet?
Anonymous No.718698048 [Report]
>>718697634
You can't drift unless you're in a car.
Anonymous No.718698136 [Report]
>>718697634
to give Grass Wonder mood downs in
Anonymous No.718698160 [Report] >>718698549
>>718697760
The uma lane is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.718698172 [Report]
>>718698034
Turns out we have some asshurt janitor from /a/ that wants /v/ to only be curated generals of their choosing like their own dead board.
Anonymous No.718698179 [Report] >>718698268
69158806
CM practice, bring your best
Anonymous No.718698256 [Report]
>>718697851
this is probably my favorite uma webm
Anonymous No.718698268 [Report] >>718698441
>>718698179
Can I bring my worst? (Debuffers)
Also do we sign up with 3 or only 1?
Anonymous No.718698280 [Report] >>718698493 >>718698513 >>718698760 >>718699157 >>718700210
Hop in, dude.
Anonymous No.718698351 [Report]
>>718697634
It's canon that Sonic likes fast vehicles, him being faster than them doesn't mean he has to ride them.
Oh wait it's an uma thread, sorry.
Anonymous No.718698441 [Report]
>>718698268
Yes you can bring your worst and sign up with 3
Anonymous No.718698493 [Report]
>>718698280
Uncensored ears?? what the fuck man
Anonymous No.718698513 [Report] >>718698573 >>718700319
>>718698280
You know who would never say that? My hero.
Anonymous No.718698520 [Report] >>718699151 >>718699602
I like the way this honse looks and talks and is generally just very nice to me.
Anonymous No.718698549 [Report]
>>718698160
>The uma lane is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
You ever looked at yourself on a mirror pal???
Anonymous No.718698572 [Report]
>>718697281 (OP)
Oh are you challenging me?
Anonymous No.718698573 [Report] >>718705286
>>718698513
The FACE of UMAMUSUME...
Anonymous No.718698607 [Report] >>718698657
How many HP does a horse have?
Anonymous No.718698657 [Report]
>>718698607
Human Penis?
Anonymous No.718698760 [Report]
>>718698280
Nice slop
Anonymous No.718698819 [Report]
>>718697281 (OP)
why does she own such a shitty car? even jeremy clarkson complained about it
Anonymous No.718698920 [Report] >>718699131 >>718699736
>>718697851
Why are they so active today anyways?
Anonymous No.718698927 [Report] >>718699856
I see now that I'm fucked without medium S.
Anonymous No.718698929 [Report]
>>718697281 (OP)
No thanks
Anonymous No.718698931 [Report] >>718699067 >>718699094 >>718699507
>>718697760
>run faster than cars
>able to move multiple tons
>don't age after they reach their prime
Humanity should've been conquered by umas
Anonymous No.718698940 [Report]
>>718697526
Which of the three goddess Umas is Eclipse descended from again?
Anonymous No.718699067 [Report] >>718700635
>>718698931
there are no male uma so they still need human male to reproduce
Anonymous No.718699094 [Report] >>718699435 >>718699507 >>718699560
>>718698931
not a lot of them, plus they're weak to BHC
also a gun can kill a horse easily
Anonymous No.718699131 [Report] >>718699928
>>718698920
its gamescom and they have to delete every post badmouthing nintendo
Anonymous No.718699151 [Report]
>>718698520
Same
Anonymous No.718699157 [Report]
>>718698280
>Shaved
Anonymous No.718699435 [Report] >>718700172 >>718700259
>>718699094
>a gun can kill a horse easily
Try accurately hitting a human female sized target moving faster than a car, even worse for you if the uma is armed. There's nothing a human could do against one.
Anonymous No.718699507 [Report] >>718700035 >>718701050
>>718698931
>>718699094
Better question is why arent human female extinct. Uma are naturally beautiful, strong, fit, and umas will always hunt for human men.
Anonymous No.718699560 [Report]
>>718699094
but can it kill A HORSE WITH A GUN?! CHECKMATE LIBERAL.
Anonymous No.718699602 [Report] >>718699719
>>718698520
For some reason I find her preview pose when she has negative mood with her ears down incredibly erotic
Anonymous No.718699676 [Report]
Anonymous No.718699719 [Report]
>>718699602
I like it when she hits this out of nowhere.
Anonymous No.718699736 [Report]
>>718698920
Their home board is dead and they're bored.
Anonymous No.718699856 [Report]
>>718698927
Yeah, I'm figuring that out too.
>perfect stats/perfect abilities
>lose by a nose in the final second to S mediums
It stings a bit, but I started grinding only a few days ago. When I did get the S mediums, everything else on the uma was all wrong. We'll do fine in the B bracket I think.
Anonymous No.718699928 [Report] >>718700030 >>718700110
>>718699131
But isn't Cygames one of the companies Nintendo invests in?
Anonymous No.718699993 [Report] >>718700120
>Was having a great run with The Condo Pasta
>Undefeated
>Using the run to collect trophies more than anything
>Enter a G3 race
>She should have won with east
>Got boxed in and couldn't get out in the final corner
Anonymous No.718700030 [Report] >>718700197 >>718700256
>>718699928
It's not on Nintendo Switch yet so it won't be allowed for (((reoccurring))) discussion, unfortunately.

You could release Uma Musume exactly the same, just as Nintendo Switch exclusive and I guarantee you these threads wouldn't be getting deleted.
Anonymous No.718700035 [Report] >>718700465 >>718700693
>>718699507
>are naturally beautiful, strong, fit, and umas will always hunt for human men.
They're also naturally retarded and most human men won't stay with an uma for long enough to have children
Anonymous No.718700110 [Report]
>>718699928
Yep, they're one of the few third party companies that still tolerate Nintendos bullshit.
Anonymous No.718700120 [Report] >>718700239
>>718699993
It happens even with perfect stats
Anonymous No.718700172 [Report]
>>718699435
they only know to run forward, it's easy
umas are good natured, fortunately, no need to put them down
Anonymous No.718700197 [Report] >>718700529
>>718700030
uma musume party dash is on the Nintendo switch
Anonymous No.718700210 [Report]
>>718698280
YAKUZA SAMA!
Anonymous No.718700239 [Report]
>>718700120
I know. But that doesn't make it suck less!
Anonymous No.718700256 [Report] >>718700529
>>718700030
>It's not on Nintendo Switch yet
I mean party dash is on it. does that count?
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/umamusume-pretty-derby-party-dash-switch/
Anonymous No.718700259 [Report]
>>718699435
We need a wild west spinoff action game where we play as gunslinger umas
Anonymous No.718700319 [Report] >>718700393
>>718698513
>That's because (you) wouldn't be the one doing the hopping
Anonymous No.718700371 [Report]
>fail 15% training
>practice poor
Anonymous No.718700393 [Report] >>718700643
>>718700319
Here, anon. Have the translated version.
Anonymous No.718700465 [Report]
>>718700035
>They're also naturally retarded
Wouldn't thar be a positive though? "Smart" human woman usually end up becoming married to their careers, have no kids, become fat, then become feminists to put other younger woman down. And many umas aren't that retarded. Emotionally retarded? Sure, but all woman.
Anonymous No.718700529 [Report] >>718700687
>>718700256
>>718700197
That's a spinoff game that nobody cares about, but you guys know what I mean.

Imagine an alternate reality where Uma Musume is announced in a Nintendo Direct, as a nintendo exclusive (let's pretend it hasnt been out in japan four four years). It could have released exactly the same, just on Nintendo Switch and I guaran-fucking-tee you we'd be allowed to discuss the game.

t. splatoon fag who got to enjoy daily threads for years on /v/ with very little issue. Of course there were faggots crying "go to /vg/" but we had separate communities of players and even had some scrimmages between each other. Jannies didn't really touch the threads, they were allowed to go on for years.
Anonymous No.718700589 [Report] >>718700921 >>718701135 >>718701390 >>718705712
>>718697281 (OP)
Some anon told me my team is grim and I'm getting fucked, any other opinions? Rng keeps fucking me with the Medium S and Prof. And Maestro events not happening
Anonymous No.718700635 [Report]
>>718699067
What would a world where umas are the dominant sex look like?
Anonymous No.718700643 [Report]
>>718700393
Cute...
Anonymous No.718700665 [Report]
>normal mood, full energy
>go on a date
>karaoke, mood GREAT
>claw machine, win some cuties, mood stays GREAT
>mood down event
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.718700687 [Report] >>718700973
>>718700529
>who got to enjoy daily threads for years on /v/ with very little issue
I mean, you clearly turned a blind eye to the Discord tier tripfagging and community, but sure.
Anonymous No.718700693 [Report]
>>718700035
>They're also naturally retarded
To be frank, Gold Ship is smart enough to understand the concept of trolling and pretends to be retarded on purpose
Anonymous No.718700853 [Report] >>718701034 >>718701315 >>718701394 >>718701636 >>718701651
So, do the umas get paid for their running?
Anonymous No.718700872 [Report] >>718702656
Umahags....
Anonymous No.718700921 [Report] >>718701270
>>718700589
your goldshi won't catch up in time and oguri could drop from the debuffs
Anonymous No.718700973 [Report] >>718701309
>>718700687
People talked about the game and enjoyed the game, and there was more game discussion than 99% of the threads on /v/, similar to how these threads are going.

>a community
Yeah, like how there's clubs for uma musume, there was a pool of players. People that played together regularly, and it was fine. Occassionally you'd attract some schizos, but the point is /v/ was allowed to have a community separate from /vg/, a pseudogeneral that was allowed to exist with very little issue, and jannies didn't bother us, and everything was alright. People played the game and had fun, and I think there's plenty of room to do that on /v/. There's no reason to delete a thread simply because lots of people are talking about and enjoying the game. Siphoning off all video game discussion to /vg/ just encourages /v/ to become the new /b/, i.e. not video games.
Anonymous No.718701034 [Report] >>718701127
>>718700853
Horse racing gambling, sponsorship, merchandises, photo op, video of their concert, etc. It's not hard to see how they can get money to fund an academy of gorse girls.
Anonymous No.718701050 [Report]
>>718699507
Uma population numbers never recovered after WW2. An entire generation of could-be triple crown winners were lost to the beaches of Normandy.
Anonymous No.718701127 [Report] >>718701481
>>718701034
Gambling on uma racing is literally not a thing in the setting.
Anonymous No.718701135 [Report]
>>718700589
its okay, not great but not terrible, your ace/pace should have more stamina to be able to offset the debuffs probably good enough to get a decent place in the B group with some luck
Anonymous No.718701142 [Report]
Huh, so in order to get A+ Umas reliably, you need to stop focusing on raising a specific stat and just grab the best rainbow combo you see (if any)
Anonymous No.718701224 [Report] >>718701306 >>718701312 >>718701420 >>718702352 >>718703295
Hey /uma/, love you too! Hang in there!
Anonymous No.718701270 [Report]
>>718700921
More speed and Professor right? I don't have all my cards MLB so I have to be realistic, though I hope I can squeeze some more stats if Rng smiles (which it usually doesn't)
Anonymous No.718701306 [Report]
>>718701224
**/v/ma
Anonymous No.718701309 [Report] >>718701657 >>718702051
>>718700973
>just encourages /v/ to become the new /b/, i.e. not video games.
think it's a bit late for that one lad, if you ever look at any of the proxy sites, /v/ is 90% of the IPs used
Anonymous No.718701312 [Report]
>>718701224
lol
Anonymous No.718701315 [Report]
>>718700853
>Free lodging
>Unlimited food
>Access to training equipment/necessities as long as you schedule it/aren't bothering others
>School faculty and trainer handle the majority of paperwork to schedule you for races/events/interviews/merchandising
>All you have to do is not completely bomb the actual school related portion of the academy (Urara does this anyway) and want to run. And also practice singing/dancing
Anonymous No.718701390 [Report] >>718702445
>>718700589
Post your support cards
Anonymous No.718701394 [Report]
>>718700853
Paid with carrots.
Anonymous No.718701416 [Report]
>>718697340
I've been still enjoying redout. I want more hovercraft racing.
Anonymous No.718701420 [Report]
>>718701224
Thanks, neighgga.
Anonymous No.718701481 [Report] >>718701647 >>718701861
>>718701127
It's obviously a thing that cygames says isn't a thing for a lot of apparent moral and legal reasons. Would you believe them if they suddenly also said that humans don't breathe and are made of jello in the setting?
Anonymous No.718701531 [Report]
>alright, which one of you horse bitches wanna get trained
Anonymous No.718701593 [Report]
Anonymous No.718701606 [Report] >>718701743 >>718702163
Is the best bet for CM to bring 2 debuffers and just hope you can fuck over your unprepared opponents enough to win?
Anonymous No.718701636 [Report]
>>718700853
Judging from the anime, their trainers gets ALL the money from racing since Team Spica keeps leeching on their trainer.
Anonymous No.718701647 [Report] >>718702209
>>718701481
>No one is seen gambling
>No one even mentions in universe that it's a thing
>Cygames says it isn't a thing
>IT'S TOTALLY A THING! IT HAS TO BE!
Let me guess, you think the earth is flat?
Anonymous No.718701651 [Report]
>>718700853
All of the tracen girls are celebrities with sponsorship deals and merchandise, not to mention all the revenue they could make from the idol part. The average tracen graduate is probably a multi-millionaire and much more wealthy than your average uma.
Anonymous No.718701657 [Report] >>718701849
>>718701309
Well then maybe jannies should focus on those threads instead of deleting the video game threads on the video game board. That's my whole point. My guess is some schizo is report spamming these threads because he seethes when people having fun with something he doesn't like. One of those QUIT HAVING FUN types.
Anonymous No.718701743 [Report] >>718702194
>>718701606
I noticed my golshi wasn't all that great and my "ace" was beating her everytime anyways, so I decided to run my other debuffer I made and that's allowing my ace to win more consistently. If your ace is really good, go for it. If neither your ace or golshi is that great and have an equal chance of winning, I'd stick to just one debuffer.
Anonymous No.718701806 [Report] >>718701887 >>718701919 >>718701983 >>718702161 >>718702229 >>718702351 >>718702452
You will never be as lucky as spica trainer.
Anonymous No.718701849 [Report] >>718702090
>>718701657
>My guess is some schizo is report spamming these threads
Janitors can just block an IP reporting.
Anonymous No.718701861 [Report] >>718702209
>>718701481
You're fine with horse girls, but a world with good hearted humans is too crazy for you?
Anonymous No.718701871 [Report] >>718702242
>>718697760
Why does the horse lane have a speed limit they don't have speedometers is a cop gonna pull them over for speeding?
Anonymous No.718701887 [Report] >>718702229
>>718701806
He has a pretty tough job honestly
Anonymous No.718701919 [Report]
>>718701806
He knew what he was doing.
Anonymous No.718701983 [Report] >>718702229
>>718701806
Those umas must be really good at pulling their punches.
Anonymous No.718702051 [Report]
>>718701309
wow you weren't kidding
crazy
Anonymous No.718702090 [Report]
>>718701849
Sure but if you're spamming reports from tons of different IPs they can't block every single one. There are entire proxy sites that exist now just to ban evade on 4chan, thats their entire purpose. Schizos are determined to have their way and will abuse the report system to try and dictate the flow of discussion. All of this because of the vague "reoccurring" threads rule. The reason other off topic threads aren't being deleted is because they're not receiving the same amount of reports. Jannies mostly dont notice things unless they get a report about it, that's how they act. Somebody is sending in a ton of reports for Uma Musume, and there's many ways to abuse that system unfortunately
Anonymous No.718702161 [Report] >>718702318
>>718701806
>Minimum wage worker frequently beat up by superathlete teenagers that leech off him
I don't envy him in the slightest.
Anonymous No.718702163 [Report]
>>718701606
One debuffer
Your main horse
A second runner just there to skew placement
Anonymous No.718702194 [Report]
>>718701743
I agree with this.
Anonymous No.718702209 [Report] >>718702256
>>718701647
Anon are you pretending to be retarded again? Come on now.

>>718701861
Yes, absolutely. Even more so considering several uma are still lil shits.
Anonymous No.718702229 [Report] >>718702280 >>718702991 >>718703773
>>718701806
>>718701983
>>718701887
This fuckboy got kicked by 4 umas at once and somehow survived. that's 4 horse kicks.
>Horse kicks are very powerful, capable of delivering impact forces up to 8,722 Newtons, or about 2,000 pounds. This force is more than double that of the strongest punches measured from heavyweight boxers. Horse kicks can cause serious injuries, including fractures, due to this high force
Anonymous No.718702242 [Report]
>>718701871
Probably so that your average Uma "Sunshine Pony" using the lane doesn't get obliterated when triple crown "Symboli Gigarapist" runs it down the lane at 100 km/h
Anonymous No.718702250 [Report]
Anonymous No.718702256 [Report] >>718702431
>>718702209
Name ONE evil Uma
Anonymous No.718702280 [Report]
>>718702229
I had a horse stomp on my bare foot once and I was so sure I'd lose it.
Anonymous No.718702295 [Report] >>718702446 >>718702543 >>718702932
>my best agnes is 1160 speed 670 stamina 699 power
she’s not going to make it in CM is she?
Anonymous No.718702318 [Report]
>>718702161
>Trainer at the most prestigious sports academy in the nation
They make bank, he's just bad with money.
Anonymous No.718702351 [Report] >>718702514
>>718701806
(You) trainer is a thousand time better, though
>spend 3 year with an uma
>give them a fair amount of training and breaks
>watch them grow while adding them to be better
>offer an emotional support when needed
> make them the best racer so they will never be poor again
> form an unbreakable bond with uma
>some implied they want to be your mate
Anonymous No.718702352 [Report]
>>718701224
kek I fucking love onirism
Anonymous No.718702431 [Report]
>>718702256
Sweepy (forma de no vegetal)
King Halo's mom
Mini Lady
Nice Nature (after she's had it up to HERE)
Anonymous No.718702445 [Report] >>718707495
>>718701390
Don't have an image right now but:
LB2 Sweep Tosho
MLB King Halo
3LB Narita Taishin
LB0 Super Creek
MLB Cafe
MLB Kitasan borrowed
Anonymous No.718702446 [Report] >>718702854
>>718702295
She's gonna get motherfucking molested by every Nature in existence.
Anonymous No.718702452 [Report]
>>718701806
I'd drag my balls through glass just for a chance to sniff Daiwa's feet.
Anonymous No.718702514 [Report] >>718703404 >>718703593
>>718702351
Yeah but the main story implies you are training multiple girls at the same time. So all those tender moments on Christmas or Valentines? You're probably doing them one after another, 5 times in a row.
Anonymous No.718702543 [Report] >>718702770 >>718702854
>>718702295
>670 stamina
She is going to fucking die on the course.
Anonymous No.718702621 [Report] >>718703721
Uma mangas are pretty good.
Anonymous No.718702656 [Report] >>718702768 >>718703149
>>718700872
>maruzensky is beloved
>pearl is the single least popular uma in JP
why?
Anonymous No.718702768 [Report]
>>718702656
Maruzunsky looks like mommy wife, pearl looks like 4 times divorced single mom.
Anonymous No.718702770 [Report]
>>718702543
tachyon can get away with less stamina than other umas since her ult is a stamina skill but yeah that's definitely too low when everyone will be running smelly debuff nature
Anonymous No.718702784 [Report] >>718703106 >>718703357
I wonder if horse girls are legally allowed to participate in football
Anonymous No.718702854 [Report]
>>718702446
>>718702543
Fuck, how high should I be shooting for with stamina?
Anonymous No.718702932 [Report] >>718703834
>>718702295
>670 stamina
Anonymous No.718702965 [Report] >>718703094
Well, I've cobbled together the best CM team I could manage. Not feeling confident at all, but I'm out of TP now so all I can do now is wait and worry
Shiraoki-sama I beseech you, please match me exclusively against clueless shitters and not whales
Anonymous No.718702970 [Report]
They should add a button to instantly send your Uma to the glue factory after finishing a career
Anonymous No.718702991 [Report] >>718703067 >>718703335
>>718702229
Some trainer was killed recently because a horse kicked her fucking head in. Dead immediately. She was a pretty well respected trainer.

Anyhow in the show the trainer has his work cut out for him managing a bunch of horse girls with their growing pains, having to come up with strategies that best suit their styles. He's the one who figured out Suzuka should be a front runner. He's the one who helped train Teio's endurance and McQueen with her strength training. He's the one who had to somehow fix the weird obsession Spechud had with Suzuka so they'd get their act together. He's the one who spent all night trying to find remedies to help Suzuka, Teio, and McQueen heal so they can race in time. He's the one who had to make the tough decision to allow his horses to continue racing even if they knew it would worsen their injuries.

All of that studying, work, training, most anons wouldn't be able to handle that workload. It would be very exhausting dealing with a stable of temperamental girls that are also crazy athletes with their own issues, each needing a separate type of coaching method. A trooper like golshi who just runs on autopilot with very little direction needed is the kind of rock that trainer-san depserately needed on his team. Daiwa and Vodka are also pretty self-motivated. But he still has to take everyone out on trips and feed them from his own pocket. Most anons would probably quit after a month even if they think the girls are cute
Anonymous No.718703067 [Report] >>718703316 >>718704060
>>718702991
>Some trainer was killed recently because a horse kicked her fucking head in. Dead immediately.
Christ.
Anonymous No.718703094 [Report]
>>718702965
I'm in the same boat as you except my team is "good" but lacking the medium S. I will lose to the minmaxer autists who spent more time optimizing. I'm out of TP as well but I had fun doing what I could. Don't overthink it, now it's time to let them horsies run. I'm gonna get started training/breeding earlier the next time.
Anonymous No.718703106 [Report]
>>718702784
Probably not, uma musume have their own leagues in sports like MMA due to being absurdly superior to humans
Anonymous No.718703149 [Report]
>>718702656
My biggest problem with Seeking your Testicles is that she has extremely weird proportions. Her face is almost as wide as her shoulders.
Anonymous No.718703295 [Report] >>718703502
>>718701224
Shitrism deserves it 100%. It's literally the dev and 2 other people making threads and talking among themselves. I'm glad that shit bombed hard.
Anonymous No.718703313 [Report]
Anonymous No.718703316 [Report] >>718703610 >>718703765
>>718703067
>August 15, 2024, an experienced horse trainer who died after being kicked in the head by a horse at a property in the NSW Snowy Mountains is being remembered for her contribution to the industry.
>Michelle O'Neill, 49, died at a property at Peak View near Cooma on Wednesday afternoon.
>Police and paramedics were called to the scene following reports of a workplace accident, but Ms O'Neill was pronounced dead at the scene.
Anonymous No.718703335 [Report] >>718703541
>>718702991
he treats those girls like they're his own daughters. it's admirable at best.
Anonymous No.718703357 [Report] >>718703646 >>718704240 >>718706994
>>718702784
Instead of men and women's sports, they have human sports and uma sports
What would be the best viewer uma sports anyway, I was gonna say divegrass but I'm not sure you could make a ball that could handle that level of abuse. Uma Tennis would be on another level too.
Anonymous No.718703404 [Report]
>>718702514
Many of the endings implies you're looking after one horse for at least 3 years,like that trainer raising Happy Meek.

And then you have Air Groove trainer that simp Air Groove, worship the grond she stands on, and personally call Air Groove, my Empress.
Anonymous No.718703481 [Report]
The coping has already started...!
Anonymous No.718703502 [Report]
>>718703295
seriously those threads are just pedo dogwhistles lol
Anonymous No.718703541 [Report] >>718704194
>>718703335
You try running a house of seven daughters that are also competing at the world level. Most guys can barely rear one daughter and that's without turning them into an athlete. Trainer-san makes it look easy. It would be really difficult to train that many winners with no extra help.
Anonymous No.718703593 [Report] >>718705921
>>718702514
>the main story implies you are training multiple girls at the same time
not at all
Anonymous No.718703610 [Report] >>718703776 >>718703949
>>718703316
>Near Cooma
C'mon now
Anonymous No.718703646 [Report]
>>718703357
>What would be the best viewer uma sports anyway
wrestling.
Anonymous No.718703696 [Report] >>718703871 >>718704012
My whole CM strategy revolves around my enemies bringing only one debuffer or none at all
Anonymous No.718703698 [Report]
>6th career in a row of 9* medium spark stud not giving medium S
Anonymous No.718703714 [Report] >>718704140
I wonder how scandalous Trainer/Trainee relationships are in-universe? All girls have some kind of ambiguity and romance teasing.
Anonymous No.718703721 [Report]
>>718702621
Cinderella Gray sure is. It's published in the same magazine as high tier classy manga like Vagabond and Usogui.
Anonymous No.718703765 [Report] >>718704109 >>718704283 >>718704601 >>718704746
>>718703316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH5JkYQGMfs
Nothing short of a hippo could tank.
Anonymous No.718703773 [Report] >>718704045 >>718704871 >>718705061
>>718702229
Mongolians and Texans don't have no problem with them.
They go out into the wilderness and snatch up wild Umas
Anonymous No.718703776 [Report]
>>718703610
Anonymous No.718703834 [Report]
>>718702932
I was somewhat hoping stacking dominator three times over with grass/tachy/rudolf would help. I have a McQueen with medium S and 1023 stamina so maybe I’ll just use her instead as part of the team
Anonymous No.718703871 [Report] >>718704349 >>718705636
>>718703696
What if you just ran three really strong pace-chasers? Is it because they would they be sabotaging themselves? I'm surprised nobody does that, must be a reason.
Anonymous No.718703890 [Report] >>718704286
>can't play this game in my country
Man that kinda sucks. I was going to check this out as my first gacha, the training/management aspect seems fun.
Anonymous No.718703913 [Report] >>718704004
how do Uma run with such huge weights sloshing around? It must be tiring, and difficult to maintain balance
Anonymous No.718703949 [Report]
>>718703610
Australia has a lot of funny named towns
Anonymous No.718703963 [Report]
>no S medium spark
>Super Creek event chain never goes past part 1
I hate this RNG shitfest of a game so fucking much.
Anonymous No.718704004 [Report]
>>718703913
Really good sports bras
Anonymous No.718704012 [Report]
>>718703696
I love Twin Turbo so much, bros...
Anonymous No.718704045 [Report]
>>718703773
this just makes me think how umas were treated during the 1860's. were they slaves or wives?
Anonymous No.718704060 [Report]
>>718703067
When I was a wee lad I worked during summer in a gas station with an old man had one side of his forehead caved inwards. I though it was just an unfortunate congenital situation until he told me that when he was a teenager he snuck behind a horse who in reaction kicked his skull in. It's only after he told me that that I noticed the caved in part of his was shaped similarly to a hoof in a U fashion. And I still don't know how he didn't get brain damage from it because the hole was fucking DEEP.
Anonymous No.718704109 [Report] >>718704283
>>718703765
God DAMN
Anonymous No.718704140 [Report]
>>718703714
A few of the umas in the game have fathers who were the trainers of their mothers. Like bourbon. As long as they keep the relationship a secret it's given a blind eye by tracen and society.
Anonymous No.718704162 [Report] >>718704368
>>718697281 (OP)
I've tried my hardest but I simply can't train an Evil Wonder, I never get all the hints and her stats from the debuffer deck are so shut she crashes at least in URA, often earlier. At least I have a Naughty Wonder
Anonymous No.718704194 [Report]
>>718703541
he probably keeps them in line by having glue factory pamphlets laying around to deter them from being too unruly
Anonymous No.718704201 [Report] >>718704726 >>718704821 >>718705638 >>718706021 >>718706141 >>718707404
Whats your favourite concert, lads?
Anonymous No.718704240 [Report]
>>718703357
>What would be the best viewer uma sports anyway
I personally want to see them play basketball, our trainees can casually and easily dunk from half court as we see in the training montages. Imagine what a dedicated basketball uma could do.
Anonymous No.718704283 [Report] >>718705042
>>718704109
>>718703765
really that just shows these girls could easily kill you if they wanted to
Anonymous No.718704286 [Report] >>718704972
>>718703890
Australia? Changing regions should work. Also, steam or mobile? Steam version should be in all countries.
Anonymous No.718704349 [Report] >>718704504
>>718703871
If your opponent has his own really strong pace chaser and a debuffer his beats yours because you are tanking debuffs, 1st place, 8th and 9th is better than 5th, 6th and 7th
Anonymous No.718704368 [Report]
>>718704162
She doesn't have to be perfect or even finish ura finale. Her goal is not to when, just to have the right skills and high enough wit to activate them. You dont NEED 1200 wit, I've got mine around 900, failed final race of Ura but it doesnt matter. Shes not gonna be trotting to the front. My advice is instead of resting try and exclusively use wit to "heal", even if the bonuses or rainbows arent there. Do it as much as you can, but sometimes it takes a little luck. But remember, the skills and wit are really all that matter. So go after hints, and spam wit training, and speed/stam every once in a while when it makes sense depending on your deck.
Anonymous No.718704504 [Report]
>>718704349
I see. You really are at a disadvantage if you're not actively trying to slow them down with your own debuffer. And it makes sense to have End Closer there as a type of insurance. Often times at the finish line you're seeing many Golshi's snag the wins after pace chasers take a load of debuffs. Building debuffs around endclosers aren't as easy and they don't seem to be as effective. Once when starts chugging forward there's not that much time to slow them down.
Anonymous No.718704601 [Report] >>718704740 >>718704989 >>718705029
>>718703765
lmao he started farting after getting his skull caved in
Anonymous No.718704726 [Report]
>>718704201
Next frontier of course, any other answer is wrong.
Anonymous No.718704740 [Report]
>>718704601
as one of the comments aptly pointed out horse had the shit kicked out of him literally
Anonymous No.718704746 [Report]
>>718703765
Anonymous No.718704821 [Report]
>>718704201
Girls Legend U, mostly just because I like the song
Anonymous No.718704871 [Report] >>718705413
>>718703773
Uma busting?
Does the cowboy jump on her back and ride her out?
Anonymous No.718704895 [Report]
Is Oak a trap route for Scarlet's career?
Anonymous No.718704948 [Report] >>718705530
>>718697281 (OP)
>Undefeated monster that beats everyone in embarrassing ways
>Prevented from participating in big races because of bullshit "foreigner" reasons
Why is Japan so petty?
Anonymous No.718704972 [Report]
>>718704286
Netherlands and Steam. I'm trying a VPN, but that doesn't seem to work.
Anonymous No.718704989 [Report]
>>718704601
>he doesn't know you shit and piss yourself when you die
Anonymous No.718705029 [Report]
>>718704601
his brain turned into scrambled eggs, it was triggering every reaction his body was capable of
Anonymous No.718705042 [Report]
>>718704283
Urara's seemingly harmless barrage of punches would be an instagib for humans.
Anonymous No.718705043 [Report]
Attempting to make a last minute golshi.

I was running 4 speed, 2 stam before and Her stamina would wind up near 1200 with super creek, it's insane. So I ran just super creek by herself and 5 speed cards, and my speed nor power still wasn't where I wanted it to be, but my stamina was over 800 with only one MLB super creek. I don't know if I just need to get luckier with speed rainbows but it's a bit frustrating. I'm thinking of running power cards but that seems retarded. MLB Halo and Kitasan aren't enough to give me the extra power I need, and Hishi Amazon has good abilities plus I have a 1lb vodka. Idk, worth a shot I guess.
Anonymous No.718705061 [Report]
>>718703773
I wanna see Goldship trying to be funny with her dropkicks and judo throws against a Mongolian nomad torena
Anonymous No.718705135 [Report]
Noooo I finally got back to a multiple of 10 you can't do this to me
Anonymous No.718705286 [Report] >>718705365
>>718698573
huh? did someone mention spe?
Anonymous No.718705357 [Report] >>718705429
so I just choose the pleb league and wait now, right?
Anonymous No.718705365 [Report]
>>718705286
SPED
Anonymous No.718705413 [Report]
>>718704871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZHr_KF5EcU
If you think about it Clydesdale and other draught umas would be absolute towering units but are very gentle and calm great for farm work
Anonymous No.718705429 [Report]
>>718705357
You can only choose the pleb league if your umas are level B. If you're making B+-A umas then you'll get sent to the B bracket and the rewards will be better.
Anonymous No.718705438 [Report] >>718705514
To those of you making Goldshis, don't bother with Uma Stan for the cup
Anonymous No.718705514 [Report] >>718705748
>>718705438
Wasnt planning on it. Ability is way too expensive and I don't even know what it does.
Anonymous No.718705530 [Report] >>718706116
>>718704948
Japan has an historical culture of "you shouldn't get in the way of people who deserve to win" deeply rooted in their nationalism, you can see it in how the sumo "champion" gets picked and even if someone beats them they stay the champion until he retires, or how Randy Bass got blocked from tying the historical homerun record by both the rival and his own team, just because he was a foreigner
Anonymous No.718705636 [Report] >>718705825
>>718703871
If your plan is to have an entire team of aces, you're actually better off doing three front runners, but most people won't have the right umas to support that strategy.
Anonymous No.718705638 [Report] >>718706020
>>718704201
Can't decide
>Listening to Umapyoi Legend always feels great because it's a reward for winning the career
>Unlimited Impact is permanently stuck in my head because it's the only song you get to hear when training dirt umas
>but I also really like Brilliant Phantasia and Run For Our Dream
Anonymous No.718705661 [Report] >>718705739
Do american umas have idol concerts too?
Anonymous No.718705712 [Report] >>718707495
>>718700589
Medium S is 5%, that is like +50 speed, your goldship is below 1000 regardless, non-standard distance and rainy days are worthless, I have heard BOFA doesn't work, if you want gold ship as a second ace then debuffs don't help, bonus points for picking lone wolf so your opponents don't get it. Oguri is less bad but she should have maestro instead of bofa, lvl 4 ult, 620 power is too low, the closer to 800 the better also I don't think that is enough stamina. Your debuffer doesn't have enough stamina so I don't know if she will be able to hit everyone with those debuffs, I aim for like 600 in the physical stats and 800 wit and a maestro as it is the cheapest recovery option
Anonymous No.718705739 [Report] >>718707097
>>718705661
No they have monster truck rallies
Anonymous No.718705748 [Report] >>718706850
>>718705514
You need to be close to at least 3 other girls after the first 5 seconds of the race to get a slight boost
Anonymous No.718705825 [Report] >>718706129
>>718705636
I tried running a Maru and Suzuka together and it was sort of working, but this track really doesn't seem cut out for Front Runners and the pace chaser/end closer acceleration unique abilities are allowing them to get ahead around the final corner and stretch every time. Some anon told me yesterday Front Runners would get better when Seiun Sky becomes a trainee because of her unique ability, along with some others in the future.
Anonymous No.718705921 [Report] >>718706701 >>718707524
>>718703593
the 2nd chapter of the story literally involves you training both Rice Shower and McQueen for the Tenno Sho
Anonymous No.718706020 [Report]
>>718705638
>Umapyoi legend
I love that song.
Very cute, very fun.
Anonymous No.718706021 [Report]
>>718704201
BAKUSHIN!
Anonymous No.718706116 [Report]
>>718705530
I feel like thats missing the point of sports, do they not understand the concept of upsets?
Anonymous No.718706129 [Report] >>718706375
>>718705825
Right now the only people using Fronts got ridiculous luck or are using the Urara exploit
Anonymous No.718706141 [Report]
>>718704201
Umapyoi is just the best.
Anonymous No.718706232 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuf80_Pzelg&list=RDiuf80_Pzelg&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.718706302 [Report] >>718706954
It kind of sucks King Halo's compatibility sucks, but I'll take it
Anonymous No.718706375 [Report] >>718707580
>>718706129
>the Urara exploit
QRD?
Anonymous No.718706383 [Report] >>718706435
Am I understanding right that I can still register for the next 2 days? My umas are being shitters in training
Anonymous No.718706435 [Report] >>718706632
>>718706383
Have you tried beating them?
Anonymous No.718706632 [Report]
>>718706435
Despite my best efforts I have been unable to bring myself to strike Opera
Anonymous No.718706701 [Report]
>>718705921
>"Main" Story
Lol. Lmao. Shit storyline compare to any of the Career story.
Anonymous No.718706850 [Report] >>718707097
>>718705748
Unironically true. Would you watch Uma catch mad air after she wins the blue ribbon?
Anonymous No.718706954 [Report] >>718707421
>>718706302
What's your id? I would love a King Halo with those stats.
Anonymous No.718706994 [Report]
>>718703357
Umerican Gladiators.
Anonymous No.718707019 [Report] >>718707198 >>718707301 >>718707752 >>718707995
So is the URA finals career easier, the fans preference easier, do alarm clocks lower the difficulty or something, just lucked out? I was kinda shocked I won this first playthrough with her, I was eighth fav in the semis and finals.
Anonymous No.718707089 [Report]
>1 hour left
>tryharding careers
I'm afraid I'm not going to make it to the finals....I've seen anons post better umas with worse decks than me....
Anonymous No.718707097 [Report]
>>718706850
>>718705739
Whoops
Anonymous No.718707198 [Report] >>718707491
>>718707019
Career difficulty can vary with different horses, but luck also matters. Once you know what you're doing merely winning career becomes pretty easy.
Anonymous No.718707301 [Report] >>718707491
>>718707019
>alarm clocks lower the difficulty or something
Clock usage bring one mood up. You can have the best SS rating uma and still lose because your uma get boxed by other racers.
Anonymous No.718707347 [Report]
>3rd year
>turf spark
>medium spark
aw yeah it's gaming time
Anonymous No.718707404 [Report]
>>718704201
Anonymous No.718707421 [Report] >>718707646
>>718706954
124656483946
I've also got a MLB Satono
I just realized her legacies are good compatibility for Grass Wonder too, shame I can't see if it's good enough to Oo her because she's the only SR I don't have
Anonymous No.718707491 [Report]
>>718707198
>>718707301
Noted. Her ending was fun, she's such a big bundle of fun and happiness.
Anonymous No.718707495 [Report]
>>718705712
I agree with basically everything you said, almost all the bad things in these horses are the results of bad rng (not getting Maestro, Prof. or Medium S) bad skills are there because I had spare points. The Evil Wonder those are the maximum stats I could get with the shitty debuffer deck, I simply cannot get good stats with that deck, as for the rest I try to do as best as I can with trainings but it's not enough, these are my cards. I'll try to squeeze some more performance out of them but I don't know if I have the time or if it's even possible to squeeze them more
>>718702445
Anonymous No.718707524 [Report]
>>718705921
I skipped that, I am only there to look at bourbons ass
Anonymous No.718707580 [Report]
>>718706375
By including Urara on a turf track or an uma who was specifically trained to fall extremely far behind the pack, it's possible to screw up the activation conditions for skills that are based on being in the front or back.
Anonymous No.718707639 [Report]
Anonymous No.718707646 [Report]
>>718707421
Thx for the first-rate Halo.
Anonymous No.718707678 [Report]
>Palmer shows up randomly to steal my energy
Get the fuck out of here bitch nobody invited you
Anonymous No.718707752 [Report]
>>718707019
Clock brings mood up, you just need to have enough stamina and a powerful ult
Anonymous No.718707795 [Report] >>718707904
Anonymous No.718707796 [Report]
>>718697634
Horses cannot go faster than cars.
Anonymous No.718707904 [Report]
>>718707795
spooky...
Anonymous No.718707914 [Report]
my daiwa run where i was gonna get my flora stakes requirement for the missions got tanked by a 5th place Tulip Sho, forcing me to run a race in Late Mar because I was 1 FUCKING FAN short of getting in to Oka Sho. Pulled out a 2nd in Oka Sho despite it being 3rd race in a row, but couldn't go for Flora Stakes.

Also jobbed in the Oaks so this career didn't win either of the missions.
Anonymous No.718707995 [Report]
>>718707019
>I was kinda shocked I won this first playthrough with her, I was eighth fav in the semis and finals.
Career pads your stats with an invisible +400 boost, or something along those lines. Don't trust what green woman says about your odds when you get to the URA Finale.