Thread 718772880

If all Uma are females, how do they reproduce?

with me

>>718772880 (OP)
After the disappointment my last golshi was and following advise form here on using an MLB kitasan instead of MLB creek, and with a bit of luck, I managed to make this
Stat wise not so impressive but I think the fatty, maruzrnsky and mejiro Ryan skills will kick in pretty hard

>>718772880 (OP)
they aren't horses or horse girls

>>718772880 (OP)
Why can't we get one OP that just says
>yeah, i wanna coom. Here's a pic I coom to
What happened to honesty? What happened to decency? Yeah. I like that pic.

Kill yourself.

Janny woke up and instantly have a melty

how did you fags do?

>>718772880 (OP)
They fuck human men

>>718772880 (OP)
The commit beautiful, wholesome and passionate lovemaking with human men in bed in romantic atmosphere of aromatic candles burning around.

There is a lot of cuddles, kissing and handholding.

>>718773002
Jannies unironically delete normal uma threads with normal video game discussions.

>>718772880 (OP)
Stop making popular uma the OP

>>718773068
I did alright, thanks.

>>718773068
Best I got was 4 wins, Pace Rudolf carried my ass hard with an occasional assist from End Taishin.

It's a miracle we had a 600 posts thread that reached bump limit today. What did Janny do today? Someone bought their boybussy?

>>718772880 (OP)
They have sex with human men. If they give birth to a female it has a chance to become an Uma.

The better question is: How do human women even fucking compete?

why does my ace keep getting hit with bad moods holy fuck this is so fucking unfair

they aren’t, that’s a stallion

>>718773241
real

>>718773241
umas are few in numbers and human women are ok too

>>718773083
And how do you know about any of that? Sounds like propaganda to me

>>718772880 (OP)
the blue archive thread has been up for a least a week

>>718772880 (OP)
In universe Umas are just born from any couple, even human X human can generate a Uma, it's random.

>>718773025
You first ABIB. Sakurai won and is free from Smashsmellies like (You).

>>>/vg/
>>>/trash/
Take your pick.

>>718773442
is it a latent gene or does the horse fairy decide?

>haru run
>terrible parents, just checking out how she does
>getting easy 1st places during the stage where you just have to get fans
>"wow, she's supposed to be hard mode? this shit is easy!"
>get to the first graded race
>gets instantly exploded by a Bakushin
>job right at the Arima Kinen

>Umas have their own separate lanes on roads for them to run on
I wonder if Umas are allowed to vote.

>>718773479
Janitor applications are closed

>>718773532
just take the vote away from regular women and give it to umas

>>718772880 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>718772880 (OP)
Some of them are futas. A flared womb is guaranteed pregnancy.

>>718773532
vote?

>>718773532
Humans didn't like it when umas gain political powers.

>>718773459
Touhou is just off top spam honestly

>try to build an ace Oguri
>first run, good rainbow stacks and 70 rests out the ass but skills refuse to drop
>second run, skills all show up but wasted 5 turns trying to heal night owl
How do you guys deal with this? To the point where you can get the perfect build trainees? I'm genuinely curious

>>718772880 (OP)
They either reproduce with a human male or a female human randomly gives birth to one.

>>718773718
The Uma was of the equites class and not a patrician, of course the Senators were angry.

>>718772880 (OP)
They canonically have sex with human men and if they have a girl there's a chance that girl is a new uma, like the uma traits are on a really specific gene which is why there are never that many compared to the overall population. Yes this is actual canon.

>>718773726
/v/hu niggers are not touhou

>>718773741
I put 1 bullet in the revolver and leave it in God's hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljvC6tDb-Zw
this is such a good cover
he sounds just like Teio

>Anthromorphication of Japanese race horses that even the Japanese don't even know about
>Is only financially successful because it targets Japanese salaryman autists in their 30-50s who actually give a shit about horse races and gambling and have income to spare
Never understood the Japanese gacha dev mentality. They never make anything compatible with the foreign markets. Kantai Collection was huge and they decided to throw the opportunity away by barring foreign access.
Meanwhile, chinks and gooks are basically dominating the sector, with BA replacing the annual Touhou Japanese comiket guide brochure

>>718773741
I'm used to getting fucked by rng every day so it doesn't bother me as much anymore.

>>718773741
Countless trials and errors to the point where you became numb with bad training, almost expecting them every time.

>>718773068
Got my 3 wins on the very last free run of the first day. The tension was immense

>>718774041
???? This is literally one of the most successful global gacha game releases. And definitely more successful than BA. Dont know where you get the idea the game isn't compatible with foreign markets

>>718773741
you only need that one perfect run
it will come eventually

>>718772880 (OP)
>Only singular win came from the one time my horse had great mood
Who THE FUCK thought it was a good idea to randomize mood? It doesn't even nerf the whales I always get awful and bad

>>718773971
>>718774058
>>718774083
>>718774245
I mean I understand the probability of that one perfect run happening but I can't get into the mindset of not thinking that this is a gigantic waste of time, when a 20-30 minute run can just be invalidated even though you did everything right but you lose anyway for factors you can't control

Horse

>>718773673
>A flared womb
need examples of this

>>718774450
You will never have a perfect run. Too many factors. So either you compromise on your "best uma", or keep trying to get a better one, until you compromise.

>>718773241
>The better question is: How do human women even fucking compete?
I guess that the best answer is to have one human partner and a uma partner to ensure the survival of both species

>>718774883
very noble

>resting right before summer camp
>get night owl
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>718772880 (OP)
Horsecock

>>718775140
i love futa horsecock so fucking much

>>718774450
gambling for the perfect run is what makes it addictive, if you could get everything perfectly the first time the game would lose its appeal

>>718773068
i didn't qualify until my carat buy in. feels pretty bad.
i don't minding losing to like 1200/900/800/500/500 with all the correct greens and meta skills, because those are perfect builds. but when i lose to some random 700 stam random team trials build it feels like the game is just fucking random and nothing i do matters.

>>718775127
>get slacker right before camp
>never triggers

>>718773993
Is this Ken-sama?

>>718774450
never stop gambling

>>718772880 (OP)
>winning Ticket career
>three gold skills
>S and B+ rank in some attributes
>it's not even half way to A
What do you want from me, game. This is the best horse I've ever made. What does it goddamn take?!

With how the anime is depicted and how they all go to a same sex academy, i wouldn't be surprise if most of them turn lesbian

Help I'm being groomed.

>>718775632
it demands you not killing Mr Chalk.

>>718775682
You knew what this was when you scouted her

How comes you can buy fucking star pieces with some extra currency, but you can't buy support card dupes?

>>718775681
If most of them turned lesbian, the uma race would die out.

>>718772880 (OP)
With human men, unironically.

>>718775972
No it wouldn't. Umas can be born between two humans.

>Still pre-debut
AHHHHH PLEASE DON'T FUCK THIS RUN UP AHHHHH

>>718775972
That why I say most. Some turn to trainer's cock as they are their only male role model.

>>718776079
Sugooooiii

dis gud enough?

>>718776079
>inb4 mood down + night owl + slacker combo

>>718776079
dios mio... la bestia de Kasamatsu...

>>718776079
good luck

>>718776142
>Urara is naked in the last panel
trainer about to have a ride

Is it worth to unlock her full potential?

How long does CM last? What's the point? I'm not sure I understand. When everything resets you just do it again? Does it pay out again? Or something? What happening. What's the end goal?

are you telling me I need to go through 18 story chapters and then more after that to get that Rice card for Evil Nature
guess I'll just lose

>>718774450
Sometimes you just gotta take what you can get, for example this Creek isn't perfect for what I wanted (trying to build a long for the next CM) but it is what it is.

>>718773479
Midnight is slop for trannies

>>718776239
Get your mind out of the gutter toraina

>>718773741
You travel in time into future where they implement the AI run thingy and paid triple rolls on sparks

>>718776295
you can skip through them

oof

>>718776295
i havnt read a single thing in this game
just skip everything you can always come back to read them whenever

>>718776204
>Spent the entire career giving this little bundle of deprecation confidence
Just to lose at the third goal

>retarded horse do some stupid shits
>mood down
>slacker

>>718773479
Don't do that. Have you been to the Uma /vg/ thread? It's total garbage. Let the /v/bros hang out and have fun.

>>718776439
>you can always come back to read them whenever
that's the problem
if I don't read them as I'm going through them then I'm never gonna read that shit

>>718776271
If you want to use her for long races then yes. She can't get swinging maestro otherwise and if you 3* her then you get 2 gold skill for practically free

>>718776271
Nigga, look it's a literally free Super Creek and you asking Is it worth it to unlock her full potential?

>>718774041
>>718774203
its popular because of this thing called passion, being all about one thing is seen as a respectable thing in nipponland. 30-50 year old salaryman who love horse racing and gambling on them want to see that in their anime cartoons and phone games too.
its popularity in foreign markets is typical of unique niche-passion rubbing off on empty headed passionless zogbots that have to talk about the next current thing, and gachapigs who have played every flavor of gachaslop already

>>718776479
Tell me about the general. Why is it so garbage?

>all these mood down
Consider the following

>>718776427
Is it bad I chose only based off initial stats given and not the underlying skills

>>718772880 (OP)
>If all Uma are females, how do they reproduce?
Horsecock futa though~!

>>718776613
Nigga what are you on about? Go back to your BA thread if you're love it so much nigga

>Lose the debut race twice in a row in two runs nearly back to back
>then lose every single race after despite going undefeated with much worse stats on a previous run
It's moments like this that I'm convinced the game fucking hates me.

What are some good unique skills for a pace chaser oguri for Taurus cup? Despite the obvious maruzensky skill

>>718776886
Taiki's six shooter

>>718776698
Nothing more annoying then getting a mood up when you're already maxed if she gave energy when you are maxed that would be better

>>718776698
>cucking your uma raises her energy and mood
explain

>>718773241
>>718773864
Doesn't this mean that the umas must be having a ton of sex? You already start out with a 50/50 shot of even having a girl, then whatever the X% chance is of having a girl actually turn out as an uma. In order to keep an actually competitive pool of potential racers, you'd need for them to be having sex pretty frequently, or at least a certain subset having a LOT of sex.

>>718776957
You can't just kill all the opponents' horses like that

Here's your wife bro

>>718776684
discord posting from the top down

>>718774450
Oguri is one if not the most versatile uma, BEFORE you enter the career you need to know what you want from it.
Ergo do you want a medium? A miler? A dirt dater, long? Pvp? Spark farmer? Etc.

>missed out on the Golshi Week SR ticket
FUCK

>>718776817
high concepts of society and why this exists in the first place so you can enjoy it for a month

Im new on this game, I have won with other girls but Im being filtered by tokai teio. I always reach the semi of ura finalle but cant advance. What am I doing wrong?

>>718777120
Naw, she is

>>718777250
>all that gut
> not A rating SPEED minimum

Freaky ass honse

>>718777250
>d+ power
you're not accelerating fast enough

HOT SPRINGS TICKET WITH MCQUEEN
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

>>718777223
It's already over a month, dumb nigga

>>718777118
It's okay, they're just rubber bullets

>>718777250
If you're new it's probably a support card issue. Borrow Kitasan Black or some other powerful card from other people.

>>718772880 (OP)
I never realized just how hard it is to get the specific distance/skill sparks to proc is, I'm only getting the shitty single circle. I guess that's what you guys have been doing this past month and now I'm trying to do it in 2 days

I can't get more than 2 wins in Graded
Surely Group B will be easy to get 3 wins right

>>718776176
>>718776190
>>718776204
>>718776142
Wish I could have gotten more stamina. Got some bad luck in the middle of the run.

>>718777372
GHEEHEHEHEEE BLEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!!
BLUEEEEEEEEEHHHHH HAHAHHGHEEEGEHEHEEEE!!!!!!

>do a career
>no medium S
>do a career
>no medium S
>do a career
>no gourmand
>do a career
>no medium S
>do a career
>no gourmand
>do a career
>3 night owls
>do a career
>no medium S
>do a career
>incurable slacker
>do a career
>no medium S

>>718777372
>>718777859

>>718777808
You got given gold and came back with silver.

>>718773726
Back when that image was made Touhou threads hadn't become homosexual chatrooms yet.

>>718777916
you'll get it eventually man just one more career i promise

>>718773726
it's literally a game franchise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs

your umas resting

>>718777950
Feels bad man. She got slacker right before Summer Year 2. And then proceeded to miss 2 trainings.

>>718777342
Is guts really that meme status?
>>718777390
I see
>>718777442
Always put kitasan card. the problem with her is she fails in her training very often and for some reason or another her mood goes down and she gets a new condition. I swear Goldship was easier to train

>>718772880 (OP)
>10 fucking medium sparks
>2 gold inspirations
>no medium S
FUCK THIS GAME

>>718778078
>Is guts really that meme status?

You want about 300 guts, after that it's just worse stamina.

>>718777490
You're going to get paired with all the others in the same situation, so if you got 2 wins multiple times you have a decent shot at it
HOWEVER
On the final day you'll get grouped up with the people who won the qualifiers but lost on the second round, which will probably rape you again. But worrying won't change a thing, just go with the flow. Like a broken hot-water tap in a soccer field restroom.

>>718773068
>4/1
>4/1
>1/4
>1/4
those last two attempts were very discouraging

>>718778264
Who is this completely normal looking uma who deosnt stand out at all?

>>718778264
Who the fuck is that? I have never seen this person in my entire life.

>>718776142
>Left to bottom to right panelling, but right to left reading order
There's a special kind of hell waiting for people like this.

>>718778295
my goal is to just get to finals because 500 carats is good enough for me
I won twice twice out of 4 attempts so I'm not liking my odds and my winner was a wack ass rudolf with 600 stamina

>>718778034
I can't even keep gambling because of the daily borrowed breeding stud limit.

>>718774041
>DUDE COMIKET
yeah check uma's numbers in there retard, stop being so delusional, this is one of the most successful gachas of all time

>>718774450
90% of tarenas quit before they get the perfect run! never give up!

>>718778078
>Is guts really that meme status?
Nyes
I made a couple of Gutsmaxxed characters and while you CAN clear the Ura finals, they get eternally btfo in any random pvp environment. I don't mean they're not great, I mean they're utter SHIT, getting dead last every single time

hOW DO I CRAFT ONE (YES ONE) GOOD MEDIUM UMA?

I KEEP GETTING MOGGED BY F2P CHUDS

>>718772880 (OP)
Like this

>>718777120
yanderebros win again
>that lick
and hard

>Trying to make a sprint Bourbon
>Skimping on the stamina and not getting the skills I need are consistently killing runs because of her mandatory long races
>Got a Hot springs ticket
I don't have faith she's living to use that ticket...

>>718778078
Yes. There will be a patch in the future that significantly buffs guts as a stat.

How big is the difference between having A or B in your strat and A or S in distance?

>>718772880 (OP)
some girls have cocks
massive stinky futa horse cocks

>>718779153
you deserve electroshock therapy

Is it gay if I want to fuck handsome umas?

>>718773068
One win each race I hate Oguri shitters and Gold Ship so much it’s unreal

>>718773904
this. it's a discord circlejerk that takes over any thread that has 2hu stuff and spams their dumb memes instead of discussing the games

>>718779281
from zebstrika blowjobs

>>718776020
Literally invasive parasitic species

>>718773068
its over? I never won.

>>718778264
Amiya...

>>718772880 (OP)
>Game attracts a scary huge amount of trannies
>Taurus is suddenly brim full of tryhard whales, something that wasnt the case with JP
Coincident? Taurus is genuine unplayable with the huge amount of Whales. They all also have really short names like "fk" or "jka" making me think those are bots who rerolled for Kitasan and always run Oguri

Can't wait until you zoomers move onto another fotm

>>718778914
I tried doing that awhile back too but there's no way of getting around the Arima Kinen stamina check

When is the Guts buff?

These threads have been very helpful in building better umas. No one has explained why medium S is so crucial though, can turf S be a substitute?

>>718779341
you tried so hard to get that to make sense

>>718774450
even if a run feels like shit, i have a small voice in the back of my mind that tells me to keep going with it anyways, if only for the potential to get the kino sparks
So far I've managed to pull like 4 3* speeds (resulting in a 9* speed nigga) and one 3* of power and stam, despite all of those being with stats below SS, so i must be right in trusting that voice

>>718779476
its been two months

>>718779473
They are bots. I wouldn't be surprised if they especially farm for busted Oguris. Unless you have a powerful uma on end, pack your bags.

>>718779043
style only lowers wit so worse positioning, skill procs and rushed is harder to get out of
S distance is like 10% more speed and power, it's absurdly good

>>718773068
Played in the first two hours and got a 3-Win and a 2-Win, then got two 5-Wins just after new day reset.
I caved and built a Nature debuffer to replace Grass Wonder for the last two.

https://www.youtube.com/live/n8FpCgy0KpA?si=1EgYx68r7mVpZZg8
Saratoga is on get in here

>>718779473
>guy who doesn't know shit pretending he does
global servers are way fucking easier than the jp one was.

>>718779617
How the fuck did bots get away after the recent purge
>>718779690
heres your (you) tranny

>>718779643
Is Gold Ship core in this mode? Every time she shows up I just lose

>>718779043
S is a 5% buff to actual speed (not the speed stat itself). Anything below A is penalty ranging from 10% (B) to 90% (G).

>>718772880 (OP)
>get my ass kicked by goldship 7 hours ago
>grind for a goldship killer team
>try playing now
>not a single fucking goldship
Did the meta change or something?
Also jesus christ it must be whale hours right now compared to before cause all my girls are 7th favorite or lower.

>>718772880 (OP)
AI?

>>718773080
>>718773083

>>718773068
tried to make a better golshi today but no luck

>>718779746
And she will be core for the next Taurus too

>>718779668
>big tits Fenomeno

>>718779726
>mentally ill tranny obsessed retard makes up his own story to justify his own delusions

remember to use all your tickets + 30 carats to rewardmaxx

>>718773002
the yakuza doesn’t like that, respect their culture

>>718777070
what do you think horses do?

>>718779765
Goldship runners are casuals using their best results out of GW event, but you're gonna run into naritas next round so it works out.

>>718773080
umas are platonic friends only

>>718779859
I don't like her
Guess I'll just lose

>>718772880 (OP)
i hate AIsloppa so fucking much.

>>718773241
where did you hear that? not confirmed in the slightest

I was wondering about why doing a bunch of G1 races didn't always seem to boost affinity, apparently it can't just be random G1s but specifically the same G1 your parents won to get the bonus, I wondering what combo I should go for to try and get high affinity for Oguri/Spe/Golshi as my main 3 stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4

>>718777047
Jealousy makes them try harder so you don't get permanently snatched by the green devil

>>718779970
What season is this?

Sex with McQueen!!!

>>718780170
That's interesting, I just got for all of them if the distance is right

this shit's been stuck in my head all week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zww10ChSvM

>>718773241
Umas cannot give birth to a human females. It's either an uma or a human boy. That human boy can have from a relationship with a fellow human an uma, it's just a rare case, think of it as 1 in 100.000.

>>718772880 (OP)
>If all Uma are females, how do they reproduce?
You just know.

>>718780136
Are you braindead, it even flat out says it in the game itself about one of the horsegirls having a lonely human farmer as a father

>>718780350
The uoooh emojis aren't fucking edits?

>>718780170
what is the "CharmMe" thing he keeps talking about?

>>718780409
no lmao

I hold pride in the fact that I won't stoop down to the level of using Gold Ship.

>>718778743
hello?

>>718772880 (OP)
I miss when this series was niche, before you trannies & porn addicts ruined it.

>>718772880 (OP)
Is Red Shift or one of those skills the reason why some Oguris or other umas just shoot out on front and are impossible to catch? Even if they have lower speed. I was velocitymaxxing and I never realised I barely use those skills

>>718780576
>I miss when this series was niche
so never? it exploded right away when it came out in japan. Only difference is now people aolso play the game instead of just watching the anime

i didn't know that umamusume was kinnikupilled...

>>718773241
Umas are incredibly rare to a point where being one makes you a celebrity already.
There is not much competition for normal human females.
Not like you will ever get with an Uma unless you are a trainer or someone else who can get close to one.

>>718780654
if you put like redshift and shooting for victory on Oguri she does fucking turbo out of the last curve and then triggers her own skill.

>>718780576
Meanwhile you post a screenshot of the most normalfag scene before it went global

>>718773002
>What happened to honesty?
What's dishonest about thinking anime girls are hot? There's nothing more genuine than waifu love
>What happened to decency?
Psyop word made up by normaldroid cattle

I pulled taishin and falcon while trying to get brian, are they good? What are their priorities for inspirations and potential and cards?

Is it normal to start hating an uma and get angry whenever I see other anons posting her, if I wasted 150 pulls and still haven't gotten her and her banner only has a few days left?
Asking for a friend, h-haha

>>718779293
absolutely not

>>718780480
Gold Ship uses you.

In Uma musume Genghis Khan and the Mongolians had Uma gfs

Cinderella Gray 2nd Cour new trailer "International Rivals"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltOledW-RdA

>>718780654
Acceleration is VERY important. If you have two oguris with max speed, a 650 power oguri with red shift and shooting for victory will on average beat a max power oguri without them

>>718780807
Falcon is gonna be the best dirt racer for a long fucking time, so that's a big winner, but the big front runner skills aren't in yet, so you just do the usual FR build featuring maruzen and taiki.

>>718780715
>tfw Hayahide references the Baki drinking cola meme
They think they slick

>>718780667
exactly, jap things should stay in their birthplace so they don’t get violated by sexual predators

>>718781056
Obey Your Master in full color is a pretty wild design.

>>718781035
What if we're gonna get the descendant of Genghis Khan as a raid boss?

>>718780753
>>718781072
I can get Shooting for Victory and Red Shift sparks on both parents, thing is. I doubt they'll reliably activate in inspiration, I only ever get the single circle

>>718781056
CYGAMES LISTEN TO ME I WILL FUCKING SWIPE IF YOU DROP OBEY YOUR MASTER

>>718781056
I love the star pupils

>>718781358
>OG umamusume filling in for Pay The Butler
never ever, meek'ed

>>718781056
Why do the American horses consistently dress like whores?

Goldship is so futa coded it's unreal

They really did Winning Ticket dirty by releasing her Legend Race on a medium track along with the Taurus Cup

>>718781131
anon? everybody was watching the anime on release here and got turbo popular before the game was even out in japan.

>>718781056
>American horse
>A nigger play basketball

>>718781779
a pure blooded american indeed

>>718781753
I know what you mean, my 1200 speed Rudolf is just ragdolling her.

>>718780715
actually they are both inspired by the same source: actual wrestling

the middle left one is lex luger's human torture rack

bottom left is a tag team version of stan hansen's lariat

top right daiwa scarlet is doing daniel bryan?s armbar while mcqueen is setting up for ric flair's figure 4 leglock

I wish they had shown Manhattan Cafe's Arima Kinen win in the movie

>>718781437
Do you main autistic shrine horse?

>>718777917
LOL

>>718781779
They all have different nationalities.
>USA, UK, Italy, New Zealand

On one hand, Narita Taishin's story was touching, I really want to raise her up. On the other, her career was extremely painful and I'm not sure if I want to relive that.

>>718781035
actually they probably WERE umas. since the mongols were mainly known for mounted warfare, and since umas are kinf of a combination of the horse and the jockey, the great conqueror of the east was most likely an uma bassed on genghis khan's horse

>>718782019
She has the WORST mandatory even in the game, zero ways to mitigate it.

>>718781884
Manhattan Cafe could get her own OVA series as a pseudo sequel to the movie.

>>718781319
Single circle hurts but as long as you still have decent sparks and some medium/turf it's still probably a good idea. Each skill saves you 300 power to train, optimally they should be grandparent skills so the actual parent can be someone with high compatibility

>>718782125
for umas, suffering builds character
that's why Opera is boring and only losers care about her

>5 loses
>3 wins, 2 loses
>5 loses
>but qualified for A group
Man I'm getting so shredded in the next group.

>>718782375
I've not won a damn thing.

>>718782125
For me, it's not just that but her level bonuses suck ass right now with just 10% speed and 20% of guts of all things. Fuck it, I'll suffer if it means I can have her on my team.

Which Uma is most likely to turn yandere when she finds out that her beloved trainer that she has been trying to impress is dating a filthy normal human girl?

>>718782125
Bro, your green devil?

>>718782019
Isn't she going to be the meta for the next CM due to encroaching shadow? Better buckle up.

>>718782296
Thing is, my only decent non-guest uma is a Bakushin with 6* speed 3* stam and Taiki Grandpa. She has terrible compatibility with everyone but spark farming was so horrible I never got anything better by just playing, I guess that's what you guys have been doing these past months and why I'm getting blasted in CM

>>718782375
People will tell you that jumping in early with reset is stupid cause all the tryhards will be there when the group changes.
But thats exactly what you want. You wanna fight the tryhards. They are more manageable than the whales generally speaking atleast at this point. Later down the line after we get free card upgrades and people have more options f2p players generally get stronger - but right now your deck makes you - you will never beat someone who has like 3-4 meta MLB SSR. And the majority of tryhards are not whales - the whales just comfortably log in the next day and collect their wins.
So the best thing you can do is jump into matches right away.

t. guy who won two rounds 5/5 and 4/5 yesterday only to get crushed by insane whale Golshis and Oguris today.
Your stupid skills and S medium pref do not matter while challenged by a 1200/1100/1000 Oguri who only has Red Shift. She will kick your ass no matter what.

>>718782612
Mayano Top Gun and Super Creek are the only blatanly for (you) umas so them.
All the other ones are incredibly lesbian in their careers

>>718781056
oh my god

>>718772880 (OP)
>start Taurus
>Oguri bot account
>Oguri bot account
>Oguri bot account
>Oguri bot account
What the fuck?

>Rando support cards I don't even have in my deck show up to give me energy down events
Fuck off.

>>718782709
>t. didn't play the game

>>718782375
I've more or less made the same mistake
pretty sure I'm not gonna be able to advance to the finals, at least with the other shitters in B I would've had a chance
this is a dumb system

>>718782612
Teio and Mayano, both are incredibly jealous and a little bit obsessive. It's fitting they're roommates

>dude just pay 10 carats to refill TP
>dude just pay 10 carats to use an alarm clock
cyJEWS

>>718782808
you talking about yourself? because most umas have one other girl the want to fuck throuout their entire career. Even the himeyoshi uma who's name i don't remember makes fun of their "rivalries" for how gay they are.

you will make it anon
we're all gonna make it, we will all be finalists

>>718782989
I sure as shit wont, but I also didn't have any thought that I'd get out of the first round.

>>718782932
>this is your brain on c/u/ckoldry

>>718782875
Not like it matters. The pay for CM is marginal. Even if you become the champ you only get 1500 carat. 3rd place in the graded final is 900 carat. 600 carat difference. And 4 tickets less. So overall around half of what the winner gets. But we get like 2000+ carat a month alone just from being in a semi-active club so this isn't gonna make or break anyones account.

>>718782932
You gotta take off those yuri-tinted glasses man.

>>718782758
>dude why are people using the best uma in the game?
You're gonna love how Christmas Oguri is even stronger.

>>718783108
Hey retard I never said I dont get it? Just pointing out how obvious most reroll bot acounts are

>>718782989
That's not how competition works. If there are winners, there are losers

>>718782989
I hope a Rice Shower sends you to 2nd place

>>718783182
You think only the anons in this thread are partecipating tardo-kun

>>718782932
Yuritards are a disease.

>>718781056
Metallica, try not to be ultra-gay for ONE SINGLE second of your miserable boomer existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI

If you're not building for the Gemini cup already, then you're already bricked.

This kills the golship.

Am I safe from dropping to class 5 for the foreseeable future?

>>718783296
>>718783090
>>718783052
what do you even get by being so stubbornly in denial? you're not gonna fuck them anyways.
meanwhile literallly every single carrer except mayano and super creek are about one uma wanting to fuck the shit out of another uma

What kind of tissues i wonder…

>>718781056
I am american and dress like that

>>718783351
>Can barely reach 1000 speed 800 stamina
>I'm gonna have to reach 1000 speed 1000 stamina at least for Long
I don't think I'll even show up

>>718782989
Based rice anon we are ALL gonna make it.

>>718783430
>what do you even get by being so stubbornly in denial?
Right back at you, cuck. It's really funny seeing you guys get rightfully shit on every time you try to force your ships down everyone's throats. Even the supposedly gayest umas have moments that are for (You), the trainer.

>>718773068
Got two wins yesterday and almost had a third but Golshi beat me by a neck. Way better than expected since I'm f2p, didn't prepare at all, and just threw me only three A umas into it.

Matikanefukukitaru my CM and heart ace

the agnes was my ace in round 1, but that's not saying much as she had like 20% winrate and barely qualified. just built this teio that's probably better for raw stam and more accel skills? guess i'll give her a go.

>>718783078
i'm more interested in collecting a shiny legacy title. but i got no hope for anything but the bronze one obviously.

>>718783558
>>718782746

>>718783529
>I'm gonna have to reach 1000 speed 1000 stamina at least for Long
Anon.....you need max stamina and 3 golden recoveries bare minimum....

>>718783430
Umamusume is a fucking Galge, the umas are always going to be for (you) first and foremost. It comes with the genre.

>>718772880 (OP)
Black Stalions

>haha im f2p bro
>have all the new horses
>MLB kita MLB creek

>>718772880 (OP)
who's the actual artist?there's several results

>>718783647
That's impossible unless you are a whale or an omega-autist. I'm neither, I'm just a sad lonely retard

>>718773691
>Disregard voting
>Wants divine right to rule instead

You know what, this Uma might be on to something. The tyranny of the mob has gone on for far too long.

will there be an event where all the umas are aged down???

>>718783609
Matikanefukukitaru if she is a Taimanin

>>718783078
my club is teetering on the edge of B rank...
I just think it's stupid to punish people for getting into the better group
winning 3 in round 2 B is gonna be way easier than winning 3 in round 1 because it's all the weeded out shitters put together
winning 2 in round 2 A is gonna be CBT

>>718783437
Ear-cleaning tissues

I didn't think it was possible for a horse to be as cute as their uma counterpart

>>718783614
Teio is likely going to do better but you really want medium S, tachyon had potential but with that stamina you want at least another golden recovery and a little bit more wit (like teio has).

Post support cards

>>718783935
honse very cute

>>718772880 (OP)
By exclusively taking human cock obviously, then the child will always be uma

>>718783935
Doto the GOATo

>>718783904
Maybe it's not so bad that I only got 1 win out of 15 races against the strongest umas I've ever seen...

>>718783568
>Right back at you, cuck
huh? you're the one simping for people you're never gonna fuck though
>Umamusume is a fucking Galge
no it's an idol raising simulator. Cygames based pretty much everything off their imas games and those are not galge either

Bros, I'm not ready ...

>>718772880 (OP)
thats a male horse

>>718784096
>Golshi
>Evil Natures
You have two longs already.

>>718784175
Need proof

>>718784096
I want to post that picture of some cygame girl telling you to get up cause GW is up or something
but I cant really be bother to find it
and I dont even remember who said it
actually no i think it was blackknight

>>718784093
>huh? you're the one simping for people you're never gonna fuck though
Spoken like a true tourist and also not an argument.

>>718784096
behold thy emperor's divine CM (part 2)

>2-3
>0-5
>3-2
>1-4
I know I made it to Group A but getting my ass beat around so much hurts

>>718783935
Doto especially is a wonderfully nice tempered and cute horse

>>718783426
>9 carats
Bro...

>>718784427
>also not an argument
anon you're the one who started throwing muh cuck muh cuck around.
As i said, all they careers are about them wanting to fuck eachother. You have no argument not evidence nor anything about them being for (you) other than "because i say so"

Did Stay Gold's VA debut in the latest official JP channel stream? How is she?

>>718784003
yeah i know, i had like 6 turf sparks and i think a few med sparks on that Teio's legacy, but eh what can you do (except go again)

not sure what cards you wanted to see but here's what i got

I hate running evil natty because seeing her all sad because she lost makes me sad

>>718784569
Just go check it out yourself

>uma threads get deleted

>sloppa on the OP
>doesn't get deleted
I'm NOOOTICING

>>718784678
She's evil don't feel bad for her.

what kind of name is Dictus anyways?

>>718772880 (OP)
Mitosis.

Horses are evil and dangerous, don't believe their lies

>stuck in B+ hell
I cant wait to get zero fucking carats
At least I can cope that my umas wouldn't have let me into open league

>>718784781
but i actually like nice natty though. She's cute and i have a weakness for fluffy pessimistic girls

>>718784096
>2 gold recoveries + 1000 stamina is not even close to enough even without getting debuffed
Genuinely, how do you make a build for this?

>>718784858
God, just imagine the shitposting if someone like Do Deuce got in.

>>718784565
>all Valentine's day events
>dates being an event all to their own
>Umas like Curren Chan being coy in the lobby
>several Umas have lines about wanting to win your heart or blatantly saying romantic things
I know yuritards have retard vision and ignore all of these things all the time, but it shouldn't surprise you that Uma was actually designed from the ground up for mass market appeal. That means appealing to all sides, and not making it blatant yurislop. That approach almost flat out killed the game in its infancy because none of the real life owners like that shit.

>>718777047
Why would the green devil be requiring Taiki for their outing?

>>718784906
pure evil

>>718784096
>3200m
can my tachyon run this?

>>718785198
I expect everyone to get shit on except whales so I'm just gonna hope I roll non-whales that couldn't get to that point.

>>718785372
I bet it feels pretty nice to roll around like that if you can't scratch your back.

>>718785272
>>all Valentine's day events
means nothing when they are all mostly "friend" chocolate and they themselves say so.
>>dates being an event all to their own
also happen if the trainer sex is set to female
>>several Umas
>like... um....
yeah
>and ignore all of these
just like how you're ignoring pretty much all careers?

>>718784750
Based nooticer.

does the CM ticket carry over?
I already made it to group A so can I save it for next round or something?

>>718785460
Urara's totally platonic mare penmate loves it

>>718785464
Give me some of that copium and retard gas, bro. I need to forget your shitty ass posts.

>>718785521
>no argument
thanks for playing!

>>718783935
Doto-san is great
I'm sure Taiki is happy for him still being well

>>718784906
correct

>>718785460
Being a horse sounds great until you remember horseflies exist

>>718785663
Finally, apprehended for his crimes against umanity

>>718785637
why yes some random fanart is the ultimate evidence

>>718785475
no

>>718785406
If she had 300 more stamina maybe and activated all 4 recovery skills at the right time maybe

>>718785560
nta but you've got no argument either, all your posts are
>Umamusume is a yuri game, b-because it just is ok!
Zero proof for your delusions while the other anon actually did give you evidence to the contrary.

>>718782051
So you're telling me Umas were just raping people en masse?

>>718785832
>b-because it just is
faggot my argument and evidence is their careers. All of them have one girl that is their "rivals" that they swear to keep racing against for life and shit. That's as gay as it gets. Even Agnes Digital makes fun of those "rivalries" for how fucking gay they are. I've been trying to find that screenshot but I cant. It's in her story.

>>718773105
They're all coomtroons. They don't delete porn threads, just ones that are on topic

>>718785663
Release my wigga

>>718785407
Kansai-ben waifu

No more goo goo babies...

>>718786035
Your waifu is a woman hating incel

>>718785003
I know where you got this from....

>>718786109
based

>>718785978
>having rivals is gay
I hate the gayification of the simplest story concepts and same-sex friendships. You can't write this shit into a story anymore without some demented yuri/yaoi shipper twisting it into something heinously homosexual.

>>718773068
3
3
4
1

>>718784678
Stand proud Neicha.

>>718783727
faggots on steam are unironically claiming to be f2p while rocking the most obvious minmaxed whale set up. I dont care about whales ruining the Taurus but man atleast be honest with yourself

>>718785978
>faggot my argument and evidence is their careers. All of them have one girl that is their "rivals" that they swear to keep racing against for life and shit. That's as gay as it gets.
>“Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend."

>>718785637
I like Teio more every time I see her
What a dork

>>718772880 (OP)
Umas are only good if they have horse pussies

>If you're in front, you receive all the debuffs
>if you're behind, your opponents lose stamina and drag you down to 9th place.
Fuck this CM

>>718783381
>only three debuffs
>tanks it with maestro and specialist
>wins by a nose
Nothing personal kid

Which member of my f2p Taurus team needs an upgrade the most?

>>718785978
>That's as gay as it gets.
t. new to cygames

>>718785464
Not the original guy, but I thought Nice Nature, Matikanefukukitaru and Agnes Tachyon had fairly romantic endings

>>718785978
You did not see Agnes Digital's story
>t. Agnes Digital's biggest fan

>get the dumbass sauna event with Suzuka two times in a row
I'm tired boss. Why can't I get it with someone else. Small carrots and tissues with the other umas but with speedy plank I'm guaranteed to? Can you even rig it in the future?

I'm a dolphin at best

>>718786381
Ogurin naturally has gourmand, raise potential

>entry costs 30 carat
What

>>718786454
>but I thought Nice Nature, Matikanefukukitaru and Agnes Tachyon had fairly romantic endings
Because they are, that retard will claim shit like sports rivalries are gay but then ignore events like (you) and Rudolf having a romantic slow dance on the school roof, and that's one of the milder examples.

Taurus is making me want to quit the game. I'm unlucky as fuck and only have shit cards and Taurus is just full of bots or whales. I never get lucky and only get shit to show off for whenever I try to do big pulls so whats the point to continue? I fucking hate gaccha games.

>>718786381
Can Lone Wolf activate if your other team members also have it?

>>718786890
No that's literally the point of lone wolf

>>718786760
Collect the tickets and use those first

>>718773068
15 wins out of 20 races.
Pretty good for last minute horses. No I didn't study guides. I just played in a lot of open rooms and paid attention to what the winners were doing/running. Turns out abilities and running styles are really important for this race

>>718786890
Nah, I picked lone wolf for their careers, not specifically for taurus cup.

>>718786306
>stop looking at the other girls train, you're my trainer
I know it's not meant to be interpreted in a crazy way but it sure is fun.

>>718779473
>everyone who is better than you is a tranny
What are you even implying

The obvious answer is that (You) belong to both the uma and her rival.

>>718786454
The thing is on a long enough timeline that Trainer-san will inevitably end up with his Trainee. The relationship always carries on after the first 3 years, and there is already multiple cases of former trainers going on to have a Uma daughter which implies they probably hooked up with their trainee.

>>718787168
he's a sharty tourist, all they can think about is trannies

>>718786843
That's common with gacha and most likely intended by the developers.
Now is the time where you either quit, pay up like a good little pig or realize that you should just play at your own pace, it's just a game and these rewards literally does not matter.

>>718787184
Happy Meek....

>>718780136
GOATship.

>career won
>kita event chain got to 2/3
>creek event chain at 0/3
Fun.

>>718786843
I think you got told at least 6 times already to not take it seriously, especially considering even the open ones rewards are mediocre, retarded catposter.

>>718783994
>>718782746
>only Black Uma
>entire personality is playing Basketball

>>718786191
I'm not sure if I should laugh or be depressed about the current mentality
Liking big buff men like Conan was perceived as a goal to get inspired to pursue
Now it's "toxic" or you're a closeted homo that wishes to get fucked by them
Characters get along?
Used to be seen as true friends, now they want to fuck eachother
They bicker? Same thing
Rivals? Greatest motivator to push yourself to the limit since the dawn of time? Nah, I just want s-senpai to notice me UwU
Even morr baffling that those are the people who tell you to touch grass and calling you a porn addict when all they can see is fuckbuddies everywhere and nothing else

>>718772880 (OP)
Its already been explained by the creator. They fuck regular human men and any girls are born as Uma

>>718787628
and how is it wrong?

>>718786843
>only have shit cards
Post support cards, half the time someone says this they are fine and using them wrong

How's your last ditch effort CM training going anons?

>>718786843
I didn’t prepare for shit so i picked the “B or lower” mode and my absolute shit Hayahide has been pretty decent. So far I’m 3-1-2-3

>>718787745
Based.

>>718786843
You should honestly quit if this silly event has you this shook
train harder next time or go home

>>718786843
Just fuck off already you attention seeking faggot
Nobody cares

how do I beat this with my B+ horses?

>>718787630
liberals don't have a spiritual attachment to anything so every relationship is seen through material lense

I'm the only Tachyonposter that still hasn't unlocked Tachyon

>>718787630
normal friends usually don't have such strong feelings for each other is why.

>>718787919
>Mood: Great
>Turf: S
Just lube up your asshole so Oguri doesn't leave any marks afterwards.
They really need to add more debuff skills for Wit to prevent situations like these, most are just for speed and stamina.

>>718787919
You train some new ones and re-enter
>but I only have a 30+ hours!!
a run only takes like 20-30 minutes, get to it

>>718772880 (OP)
Limbus company download future

>>718787919
What are you doing in the unrestricted queue if you don't have good horses broski

>>718786454
AND THEN THER AIR GROOVE WHERE ANON IS A TOTALLY FUCKING SIMP WHILE IRONCIALLY CALL AIR MY EMPRESS

>>718780353
>Umas cannot give birth to a human females. It's either an uma or a human boy.
Thats not true, where did it say that?
Im pretty sure a human can have the Uma "gene"

>>718787987
I only need like 5 more star pieces for her 3* outfit and ability, gonna be so kino

>>718787630
They dont get the concept of rivalry and friendship bevause they never had even childhood friends.

>>718788196
My Empress...I KNEEL

>>718787987
I'm the only Nattyposter that actually likes Natty and doesn't see her just as a debuff machine

>>718787567
>I think you got told at least 6 times already to not take it seriously
Wasnt me unless you're refering to another place?>>718787745
Retard me listened to youtubers and assumed B max mode would be filled with minmaxer.

>>718788245
>I'm gonna be trying to unlock her stars by 2026 because of the desire sensor denying me a 1 (one) star rarity horse

>>718788170
I don't even know how you make a B rank horse without completely and totally tanking your run, which means you have no room to even get skills.

>>718788017
If by normal friends you mean "normal" friends who abandon you as soon as they get a girlfriend and only hang out once every few months, then sure, but I have a friend who's like a brother to me. Though even "brother relationships" probably got degenerated into something shallow nowadays.

>>718787915
You clearly cared enough to reply :)

>>718787168
>>718787338
Nice self-reply, tranny

>>718788359
Plenty of people like Natie you're not special
*shoulder bashes you*

>My first 3* SPD
>My third 3* in general
>My first 9*
SPD 6 WIT 3
not great, but it's progress

>>718788359
DONT LOOK ANON
IM DATING YOUR DAUGHTER

>>718773241
>How do human women even fucking compete?
They have to be nice in that universe.
Umas are like 1 in 10,000 (women births).

Post Teio snuggles

>>718788393
Your pain amuses me! Keep it up!

>>718788170
>brain functions properly so I can't get less than a B+ rank on my runs
>not autistic enough to gigaoptimize careers
>not rich enough to get perfect decks
>not lucky enough to have optimal sparks

>>718788434
by normal I mean "i'm not a faggot in denial" normal.
I also have very close friends but not on the level of "killing the entire ninja world for you" levels like naruto with sasuke, those are just faggots

>>718773515
The Three Godesses decide.
Also Uma dinastiwa have higher chances of having more Uma.

>>718787723
I just finished training a Special Weak with 950 speed/830 stamina and 3 gold recovery skills, but her power is only 600 something so she has to run pace I think even if I am desperate for the Late speed boost
My Gold Ship will only have Maestro so I'm not sure if I should use her as End or try another End Mayano with BOFA + Maestro

Look at this idiot

>>718788516
I fucking hate Natie
Cunt never actually works when I need her to, meanwhile every single one I see in PVP and Team Trials is a goddamn monster

>>718788574
Maqueenys lil nuggetbaby

>>718788609
>>brain functions properly so I can't get less than a B+ rank
it's the other way around anon. Actually getting exactly B with a functioning uma is hard as fuck. One speed train too much and she will be B+ and unusable

>>718788574
I have this.

>>718788630
If they're not on the level of "If I got stranded in a jungle I'd choose you to be with me" then you're not real friends, just buddies.

>>718788698
If your wit is over 600 you should be fine though. You're just being harsh on your nature and not understanding how good she is since you're not on the receiving end on her debuffs. Other people are likely getting annoyed by her. If you dont have the right debuffs then rebuild her till she does

>>718788516
when is this Natty coming out? gotta start saving already

>>718788741
I'm not stupid enough to get a naturally B rank Uma, but I'm also not autistic enough to optimize and get an artificial one

>>718788630
Your friendships might suck ass but that doesn't mean you should push your headcanon on everyone else.

When are we getting the Sprinter's Cup?

https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4?si=MvdQEwfpSYEPh2cH

So basically you keep breeding matikane and Agnes with each other over and over until you have three blue spark with a lot of white sparks and then use them as grandparents?

>>718788693
My Chud is winning the CM thoughbeit.

>>718788594
Does she get a Legend Race soon?

>>718788936
sit down bakushin
no more bakushin bakushin bakushin

>>718788995
>spe after gold ship swoops in and takes the win after she tanks all of stink nature's debuffs

>a perfect run ruined by bad rest before arima kinen
I could hit 1200 speed IF i get that 50 energy man
unlucky I guess

>>718788959
You don't need to do that chain breeding shit as beginner.

You just wait until you get a 3 star and then you breed it until you get more three stars and eventually you have a 9 star uma.

Club name Oy Neigh
29/30
All players welcome

>>718788936
November and January will be Mile CMs, you're not getting a Sprint one until May, this is a Medium/Long game

>>718788630
brotherhoodless faggot

>>718788707
Oh teio

>Agnes Tachyon has more tagged images on Danbooru than Goldship, Daiwa or Special week
>only one umamusume has more
>it's The Trainer(s)

So if I understand this right, if Special Week wants to have Maruzensky as a parent and have access to Red Shift, she has to have exactly this set up AND have all her parents win 18 races that the others have also won? I can't really tell cause I think Uma tools is using the updated G1 Affinity calculation which we don't have yet, but considering how low the affinity is I'd imagine it WOULD take a ton of races just to get the ◎

>>718789104
This actually happened in majority of my races.
Goldship got 1st 10 times, Spe got 1st 5 times. Spe got 2nd EIGHT times and keeps losing to golshi in the final stretch. I need to make a stronger Spe pronto but as a duo they're pretty good and seem to pick up the slack when the other fails.

>>718787723
>try out her route
>she decided ahe wants to kill herself
Okay

>>718789230
forgot pic

>>718789067
That's enough Ms Bakushin, no more today...

>>718789230
No, if you want Maruzensky's ability you just make her your uma's parent and you can buy it from the shop, it doesnt need to be that complicated

>>718789119
>speed over power
ur doin' it wrong

>>718789207
I still don't get the Takyon hype. She's cute but not particularly cuter than everybody else. There are umas that are way more "waifu" bait like rice shower or mayano top gun and they're not particularly popular

>>718787731
Why does this pic have mini clones of Golshi?

>>718789347
I don't know what you mean buy it from the shop, she is the parent though, but because her affinity is so low you have to do all this extra stuff for the best affinity

>>718788196
>>718788341
be honest, you wouldn't?

>>718789376
She is one of the easiest uma to beat career mode with

>>718789376
Because movie scenes good

>>718789376
>There are umas that are way more "waifu" bait like rice shower or mayano top gun and they're not particularly popular
?? Rice is insanely popular.

>>718789360
I don't have any good power card so I have to make do from kitasan+halo rainbow power bonus

>roll her
>10% speed, 20% stam
>only thing she can't do is sprint and front
>great skill
>no retarded off-aptitude objectives in career
>secret boss with rewards just for trying
>optional hard mode that doubles objective stat gain
what the fuck, why were people saying she's mid? easiest uma to A+ so far, plus shes cute as fuck

>>718789425
The skill shop. Where you buy skills for your racer during the career. It always pops up before a career race.

If you have your parent as a Maruzensky, or any 3* uma, you can purcahse their skill just like you would any other skill. The type of breeding you're reading about is different. Without getting into breeding autism, the bare basics is if you want an Uma's unique ability, you make it the parent of the uma. You still have to spend skill points to buy it, but you will have access to it.

So long as the Uma is 3 star (maruzensky is 3 star by default), you will inherit their ability. Just borrow a maruzensky if you dont have one and make her the parent, done.

Look at this dork

>>718789376
I really like anime girls with dead eyes

>>718788170
Not him but I nearly got fucked over because the cutoff included B+, which was 90% of my roster.

Luckily Vodka got me a 3-win.

>>718789584
yeah I know, that's step 1, step 2 is getting ◎, which is just BARELY possible on Special Week

>>718789626
Are her eyes even dead though? She seems more like she's on a shit ton of drugs. There's a certain fire in her eyes

>>718789456
I am not kneeling down to a student

>>718789376
>Star of a high production anime movie
>Easy to use Uma
>Very accessible
>IRL GOAT
>Quirky, upbeat personality with a layer of depth beneath
>Has a friend that compliments her personality
>Stacked
>Cute outfit (oversized sleeves are VERY cute)
You may not think she's the best, but you have to appreciate how versatile her appeal is

>>718772880 (OP)
Futanari

>>718789684
>step 2 is getting ◎,
Nigger you dont need the double circle. That's not as important. One circle is fine. But what you NEED is that ability. Stop trying to do breeding autism that takes weeks when you're trying to win a race that will be over in a few days. Forgete about the double circle affinity. You can have good spark inheritance even without the double circle, a ton of it is RNG. That just increases your chances but it does not guarantee better sparks. You will get Maru's ability either way and that's crucial for this race

>>718789376
Maybe it's just a translation thing but I wasn't into how she spoke.

>>718789376
She utterly mogs the protagonist of the movie she's in

>>718789230
affinity bonus doesn't really matter right now you just need to get enough skill points to buy everything mandatory + both of their ult

>>718789796
Umanari

>>718772880 (OP)
>human male and human female has a chance to net a Uma (always female)
>Human male with Uma always nets an Uma offpring
Assuming both humans and Umas have been around 100.000 years in this fictional earth then human women should have been extinct for thousands already

>>718789809
my stats are dog shit and not going over 1000 even with 5 speed supports so I'm pretty sure I need it

sweet.
shes not very good though. I'll have to replay the career with better cards

>>718789995
No you fucking dont retard because you CAN get better stats even with the single circle affinity than you would a double circle. It's RNG. Your strategy is messed up if you're not hitting your stats, your affinity has nothing to do with it. Inheriting 9 star sparks is way way way way way WAY more important than your double circle affinity, it's good but it's the last thing you should be worrying about. Good skills and raw stats from 3 star sparks are what you want, do not get autistic about your double circle. That is minimum priority. If it works, that's good, but it's not gonna get you over the edge.

>>718789892
All humans have a bit of uma right in the middle

>>718789552
>>secret boss with rewards just for trying
>>optional hard mode that doubles objective stat gain
Elaborate, that sounds cool.

>>718773080
I WISH golshi had the body of Lauren Phillips, dude

>>718790154
If you win the triple crown or get 5 G1 wins with her before 3rd year you unlock a secret event which lets you increase the difficulty of her career for the remainder.

Im starting to understand why JP players are so fucking jaded now. Jesus.
Maybe I should do something better with my life

>>718790154
Rival tace with Biwa
At the start of year 3 there's an optional hard mode if you already have 5 G1 wins

>>718790110
I've been doing all that and it doesn't matter, this shit is fucked beyond belief I don't need you telling me when I'm doing tens of runs every day, I could have 12 star sparks and it woudn't be enough,

>>718790312
Jaded bout wat?

>>718790303
How many Umas in the game right now have secret alternative paths like this? I know Daiwa you can choose to chase after vodka but that seems mostly incosequential, and apparently Tachyon's route will shift if her mood is normal or bad?

>>718789775
I don't really care for Tachyon, but this artist is outstanding at making her look adorable. I'm glad Manhattan Cafe is often featured in his animations

>>718790406
King Halo specifically as a giant fuck you to mom

>>718784569
She's really good. Sounds very cool and nonchalant. They showed her in-game model shortly after introducing her in a singing/dancing routine and I can confirm that Stay Gold is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TINY HOLY SHIT. She's like Tamamo Cross sized

>>718790303
>>718790341
I don't have the carats to roll her, why would you do this to me.

>>718790353
I'm telling you right now that is the least of your worries is your affinity.

I've won most of my races. Every single one of my horses had a single circle affinity. You're doing something wrong, so I'm saying you should be shifting your focus elsewhere. The affinity is incosequential compared to your abilities and stats. Once again, a double circle affinity DOES NOT GUARANTEE BETTER STATS OR SPARKS. It is RNG. Sometimes you have bad luck. You gotta keep trying till you get really lucky, and if you cant, then maybe your deck needs adjusting. If your Uma loess a lot, maybe you dont have the right abilities for this track. Sometimes one little change can make all the difference, but I'm telling you you're just gonna waste your time worrying about double circle right now. It'll come when it comes, worry about that later.

>>718777417
not for u homie gdawg

>>718790510
How so? Does her course even change or is it just the part where she's all smug after winning the long race?

>>718789376
She's extremely cute; has a great voice; has a design that stands out from the crowd; has an extremely compelling backstory that was made into a film adaptation that is the best anime within the Uma series; is extremely accessible to new players and is very fucking strong and easy to win with

Tachyon literally has everything going for her as a character

>>718772880 (OP)
Is Red Shift alone good enough? I have neither Maru nor Taiki so I can only choose one as guest parent

>>718774450
That's the game of life

>>718777250
Yay I did it

>>718791039
Nice Teibro

>>718790941
She has boneitis. Anons don't care about dating girls with disabilities.

>>718791116
Tendonitis, actually

>>718773363
Sounds like your Ace is in the hole.

>>718776079
I just screwed up a run like that because I got too greedy on a 34% roll when I knew I should've rested and it all went downhill from there.

>>718790406
Full paths, not really. Even Tachyon is just one different mandatory race. For most that have secret events, they're usually optionals, like Curren and the Senior summer sprints.

>>718790534
>Tiny cute evil track terrorist
Yep, they've nailed her design

>>718774794
>You want compromise? How's this: 20 weeks breeding umas, I wanted Oguri Cap. I compromised. I trained a Nice Nature as a debuffer instead. I wanted to fuck an uma. But I compromised. I jacked off to AI slop. You see where I'm goin'?

>>718790406
check gametora, some umas have secret races that gives bonuses on them

>>718790941
>has a great voice
She does, which is why it makes me mad that her VA didn't do this song for some reason.
https://youtu.be/uQy6w1U8R_0

>>718791532
I asked anons to share their superior secrets and wisdom. If I wanted some AI generated crap, Gametora would be the first place I'd look

>>718791532
>check gametora
what exactly am i supposed to check? the girls' profile doesn't say "SPECIAL SECRET EVENT!!" or anything

>>718791690
>the girls' profile doesn't say "SPECIAL SECRET EVENT!!" or anything
Well actually...

How did horse thread survive? Ai slop op?

>>718791889
They got em working in shifts. There's only one janny in particular that's got a hard on for these threads. When he wakes up from his hot pocket induced coma, you'll know

>>718791889
troon janny gunning for uma is probably asleep, since its nighttime in SEAmonkey land

>>718791889
Nah, yesterday the janny tried to autosage the thread at 400+ posts like he does sometimes, but it was during the Taurus Cup release and the thread was going so fast it ended up archived at 600+ posts and it mind broke him

>>718791452
Joe Schwab over here

>>718792289
Is this spinoff any good?

>>718792373
I bought it just for the Golshi runner mode, which was hilariously easy to unlock.