Thread 716177860

Gyaru horse girls, which one ojisan?

dont gacha games have an entire board of their own?

I prefer hags

>>716177860 (OP)
>Air Groove
come on man

>>716177860 (OP)
SEX WITH GOLD SHIP

stop linking the threads you dumb fucking retards this isn't /vg/

Make way to your Director!

How many ameripoints do you get by winning the ura finals?

>>716178380
>somehow won a run with Scarlet when she was doing dreadful the entire time
well that's nice, still didn't win the Oka Sho tho.

>>716177860 (OP)
>groove
>gyaru

>>716178280
who da fuq are you quoting

Besides Urara, which horse is the most 'normal'?

>>716177860 (OP)
uma musume general #335 btw

previous:>>716143605

Mambros... She's so far away...

>>716178408
points, doko?

>>716177860 (OP)
The one from Cingray

Thoughts on Uma tummy?

>>716178000
Mobile games have a board
Im playing this on pc

>>716177860 (OP)
Nice general you got here on /v/ horsefucker

>>716178000
tripsnuke

>>716178000
Nope. Every single vidya genre has one, even a dead one like Strategy, but not gacha.

Air Groove because she would be the best at rimming

>>716178501
points?
I did the entire run in an attempt to win the Oka Sho for an event and she couldn't do it, ah well.

Why is the mood always so low on team trials?

I need an uma to draw. Gimme idea

>>716178613
Yes, points!. I'm in the URA finals and I want to know how many stat points you get via winning.

I'm trying to calculate if I can reach a new stat rank if I train one of my stats on the literal final turn of the game.

>>716178668
Special Week being racist.

>>716178668
Tachyon

>>716178668
King Halo riding a vespa

>>716178668
Nice nature looking at her phone late at night

>>716178668
Oguri Cap chugging a lot of soda like badlandschugs

>>716178645
low mood just means a 10 or 20% stat debuff, just train harder and mood won't matter anymore.

Why was this general deleted https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716176828/
but this general >>716177860 (OP) stays up?
@jannies
@mods
@trump
@FBI

>>716178719
how far off are you if you train it?
is Director max friendship?

>>716178000
Should be on /jp/ frankly.
Nice trips, btw.

>>716178668
TM Opera using 50% of her radiance

>>716177860 (OP)
>none are tanned
owari da

I love general on /v/
especially because we shit on the rules and not post on /vg/
haha
so badass

>>716177860 (OP)
best general on /v/ RIGHT NOW

>>716178858
Top Cun can work on that.

posting kitasan BLACKED in le epic video game general thread

>doing a bunch of careers to catch up on rewards
>not a single ticket
>have to do the Fillies sprint thing for a mission
>fuck it, put in Bakushin
>third Bakushin hot springs ticket
STOP TAKING ALL MY TICKETS AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE

>>716178813
Director is maxed.
If I train speed, I would need 70 stat points for a new rank.
If I train stamina, I would be 30 stat points away from a new rank
If I train power, I would be 20 stat points behind for a new rank.

Is your horse basically bricked for pvp if you don't get S ranks for the running style etc? Do stat sparks really even matter?

>Bakushin has an easy career
>Her final career goal requires placing 1st in a B-aptitude race
So it's easy with the caveat that you alter that with parentage right..

which Uma can take a bigger BBC?

>>716178865
Whoops, sorry. Meant to post on this thread >>716158563

>>716179075
>>716179065
>>716179046
>>716179040
>>716178995
>>>/vg/

I love this zoomer.

Holy fuck I just got DESTROYED in a pvp match.

Can anyone explain to me WHY nobody managed to even come close to Tachyon? She remained on the lead the entire race and she only activated like 2 skills at best.

>>716179108
being anti ai is being anti semetic you chud

>>716179153
how does it feel being so powerless

>>716179046
i think it's 15 from director fan, 5 from trainee at the end so power is fine
unfortunately it looks like none of your choices matter!

>>716179040
>malding at an uma's love for u
anon, why?

>ctrl + f "general"
>7 hits
Someone's jimmies got rustled.

>>716179153
Just tell them that those are tranny horses, Anon. Works much better.

>>716179162
never post my wife ever again you troon

>>716179254
>>716179046
shit no, i mean train power lol, misread

>>716179162
whos the girl on the left? And when does she come out?

>>716179219
>he thought GUTS training was a meme

>>716179294
>>716179260
>>716179254
>>716179219
>>716179162
>>>/vg/ with your general

previous:

FACT: Gold Ship is canonically nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns

>>716179321
>>716179254
Don't you get +15 to all stats just by winning any URA match

>>716179394
That's only because Gold Ship believes herself to be a godlike being that transcends any species or gender.

Somebody please post the greentext

>>716179394
did you get deleted or delete the first post yourself in this

epic

general

that belongs to >>>/vg/

>>716178668
Symboli Rudolf in The Thinker pose reading Jokes for Dummies

>>716179260
I just find her luck to be so unusual for that hot springs event to appear only for her. And it keeps happening.

I think Gold Ship is unbearably attractive but only without her stupid ear muffs and her stupid hat.

uma musume general #335 btw

previous:>>716143605

uma musume general #335 btw

previous:>>716143605

uma musume general #335 btw

previous:>>716143605

>>716179552
I unironically don't find any of these horses attractive. Not even Taiki.

>>716179162
>look up the blue haired girl
>soft spoken and well mannered but uses ore
Incredibly appealing, when's she coming?

>>716179604
If you wouldn't buttfuck Tachyon until her brains turn into pudding then you are probably gay.

>>716179546
>>716179550
>>716179552
>>716179604
>>716179663

>>>/vg/

I found the fukukitarufag that keeps spamming the goddamn webm
https://x.com/Nanomode_/status/1947170216032510266

WHAT DID I EVEN DO

>>716179553
want us to make 4 threads at the same time instead

>>716179676
I think Tachyon is cool as fuck, but I wouldn't fuck her.
In fact, I find Tachyon to be fascinating as an individual so I would probably befriend her.

Nice nature is me in high school. I played a few contact sports and was good at them, one of the best in my school, but I was constantly terrified. I only worked out and trained as hard as I did because I was scared of being embarassed.

Then once you're on the field you realize even most athletes kinda suck because only a few do more than they need to, but still

uma musume are BUILD FOR BBC

>>716177860 (OP)
You know nothing about my empress

WHEN I SAY BUILD FOR YOU SAY BBC

BUILD FOR:

of course he's a blackedfag lol

>>716179845
horse racing
fuck your bbc shit

>>716179845
good morning saar

>>716179872
I'm not even mad by him since I've no idea who any of those AI girls he's posting are.

>>716179761
Wouldn't hurt to have a friendly brojob now and then thougg

>AI poster
>cuck shit
name a more iconic duo

>>716177860 (OP)
I prefer delinquent umas

>>716179872
>>716179897
>>716179904
He's mad the janny won't delete the thread
Just ignore and move on, 4chan is all he has

did JP ever get tanned umas for summer?

>>716180010
Isn't she as flat as Jungle Pocket?

>>716179739
I would do this for Rudolf if I could

>>716178668
you better deliver or else

>>716180010
>>716179987
>>716179948
>>716180016
>>716179956
>>>/trash/

>AItards get mindbroken and get in a retarded catfight over slop prompts
>Next day an AItard starts spamming cuck porn
Hmmmm I'm noticing too much
Either way not beating the subhuman allegations

>>716180076
I don't know what you're talking about

>>716179341
Daitoku Helios? Estimate for her is only next year, she has a funny dynamic with Mejiro Palmer.

>Smiles in every single race. He received the nickname “smiling horse” or “dumb horse” because of this.
>In the game, she smiles no matter which place she ends up finishing in a race.
>He actually isn’t dumb, but he is tame (not in the race though, he’s not easy to control in the race).

>He actually isn’t smiling either. It is an indication of the horse trying to run too fast and not focusing, which is not good for the horse’s performance and health, so the team used some equipment to force his mouth shut, which helped to enhance his performance.
>Fans think he can read the news. Every time he is favored in a race, he loses; when he is not favored, he wins.
>This contributes to her gyaru personality because gyarus love to stay trendy.

>Her gyaru-go language mixes up normal gyaru speak with common phrases seen on the internet, so people often do not understand her most of the time and thus makes her a pain to translate for a foreigner like me.
>Formed the “baka escaping duo” with Mejiro Palmer. If they join a race together, they are always the one leading. However, since Daitaku Helios is essentially a mile racer, he usually drops out first.
>They were the ringleaders of the 1992 Arima Kinen or, as fans call it, the “BakArima Kinen”.

>Despite being able to handle a running style and the majority of the anime shows him escaping, he mainly races as a leader. In the game, her running and leading aptitudes are both A.
>She is also another horse girl that can gain the Great Escape skill along with Mejiro Palmer, Silence Suzuka, and Twin Turbo.
>He usually ran well whenever Daiichi Ruby raced, which added to the shipping fuel.

>>716178668
Draw your favourite mob uma

>>716179364
Is Guts really that powerful?

she's still so far away bros...

>>716179219
RNG

>>716180123
Hah, she is. Don't give her boobs, she looks better flat.

>>716180125
I don't even know who mejiro palmer is. I know Mejiro Ryan and Mcqueen

>>716180113
Death to all slopfags

>>716180307
watch the anime pleb

Why are horsefucker so addicted to eating shit?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STOPGETTING BOXED IN WITH A LATE RUNNER HROSE
AHHHHHHH

>>716180307
You can google.
They both get some funny scenes in Uma season 2.

Urara is pretty attractive, if you think about it.

>>716180362
>>716180336
>>716180307
>>716180303
>>716180242
You all eat shit.

so what's got this dude so upset? is he a BAtard or something?

>>716180406
Make her a frontrunner until you're near the end of the career

>>716180195
GOOD.

I'm on welfare after chasing Kitasan (got 1 at 100 pulls )

>>716180406
You can't avoid it if you have to watch the race. If it lets you skip viewing it you will get fair evaluation based on stats.

>bakushin run
>comes 2nd in two races
>change her from pace to front
>wins 30 races and the uras
Pace is the biggest meme of all time, it’s the Guts of positioning

>>716180502
Yeah it's another Blue Archive raid, just report and ignore.

>>716180406
powa

Which uma is the most chuuni

Reminder to all trainers to AVOID having any inappropriate relationships with their assigned uma musume while they're still enrolled in tracen academy, keep it pure!.

>>716180502
This dude would raid /vt/ threads with the same stuff so who knows

>>716180561
Manhattan Cafe has a literal imaginary friend from what I understood from the anime.

>>716180561
Can argue Pasa cause she falls apart when you take off the mask.

>>716180561
TM Opera O by far

>>716180536
thats not how it works, all races are deterministic based on a random seed, thats why you can close the game mid race and it will play back exactly the same

>>716180536
That isn't how the game works.

Hello shit eating SAAARS

>>716179321
I ignored your advice and trained Stamina, which reached a new rank.

You get +40 in all stats by winning URA finals btw. I'm now a new man, my next run will be even better.

>>716178668
>no requests for MAMBO
4chan has fallen....

>>716180662
The most kino part is that despite being the Patrick Bateman of Umamusume, her ego is actually warranted because she CAN pull off the results.

>>716180536
the game already simulated the whole race before you even decide to watch or skip a race, idiot. It uses the same simulation technology as Age of Wonders 4.

>>716180830
Biwabro...

>>716180595
Her "friend" is the ghost of Sunday Silence.

>>716180561
Coffee Horse

>>716179219
Gold Ship has no speed and your other two have no power. Rudolf's pretty lacking on speed too.

>>716180923
didnt bateman kill a bunch of people and got away with it?

Which card lets you recover stamina by going to recreation?

>>716180551
Why weren't you running her in the front from the start? It's Bakushin ffs.

>>716180830
im going to end up with 180 clovers instead of a black at the end of the month and im going to be pissed

>>716181002
Yes, but it can also be implied he hallucinated the whole thing

>>716178464
Nice Nature is probably the most "relatable regular person" out of the cast.

>>716181067
Not in the book.

>>716181052
I was being lazy and just rushing through. Just trying to sweep up all the g3s

>>716180193
A bare-minimum of Guts is actually more effective than Stamina, but it's not a lot in the first place.
Guts is still the least useful stat right now, but after the revamp it'll get more uses.

Does anyone actually watch or care about the concerts?
Just cut that shit I forget they even exist until one starts

>>716181067
I thought the real redpill was that the apartment owner lady was the american psycho since she cleaned up the whole place and set it for sale.
And also that bateman's lawyer said he was with that dude he killed to give bateman an alibi so he could get away with it.

Like the real psycho was everyone around him.

>>716178464
Nice Nature. She's completely okay in society and doesn't need to be helicoptered when she's on her own.

I shit in your tranny mouthers mouth and in your tranny indian mouthers mouth tranny janny

>>716177860 (OP)
The one that isn't playable yet.

>>716180997
Why would the other two need power tho...I don't get it. No one was boxed btw, Agnes was simply too fast.

Nevertheless, I'll take your advice and train all 3 of them even further beyond.

>>716181042
You're talking about friend cards? Aoi and Tazuna

Which uma would be the best sexual partner? Which would be the worst?

i hope the rates for the actual girls are less expensive tha kitasan....

>>716181194
Never watched one either, the vocals just sounded really bad. For what it’s worth, I like all the other music

I made a pace chaser Vodka, not sure if I like it.

Breeding is a very important job in horse racing. Stallions, broodmares, and ranch staff have a hard time, but they are working hard for the future offspring! We received permission from Big Red Farm to film and broadcast the footage. Tours have resumed from November 8th, but filming is currently prohibited.

Gold Ship Breeding 2021/6/21: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvN9WMmsQ4

>>716180561
Tanino Gimlet is the dedicated chuuni horse.
Also Vodka's father IRL.

>Only Jap horses
I thought global release would change this...

>>716181194
>he doesn't watch umapyoi densetsu every URA final at the very least
not very umadachi of you

>>716181194
The songs and animation are pretty decent desu

>>716179219
Remember gang, Uma is a

WIT
I
T

game

>>716178464
Nice nature is the closest thing to a realistic person I think, she's pretty relatable and down to earth. Apart from her I'd say Eishinn Flash or Grass Wonder too.

>Sweep Tosho will always be in my deck
>Will always have to bully her into eating her veggies

>>716181371
I think the default will become 0.75, Kitasan was 0.50 in a double banner

>>716181370
Mayano would easily be the best because she’s pure sexo and would do anything to turn you on

>>716181312
Everyone needs power, it's acceleration. Without it you're not going to be able to reach your top speed in the final stretch. Those values wouldn't even work for front runners.

>>716181312
Higher speed simply determines their top speed, power is the stat that determines acceleration. Every girl accelerates out of the final corner and into the final spurt of the race which is why it's important to build at least some even on the front two positions.

>>716181547
Kek based
Is the lucky 7 skill any good? Never used it ever

>>716181547
>>716181518
>>716181484
>>716181482
I shit in your mouth tranny
>>716181480

>>716181627
Me neither, but its simply the better option of the two.

bakushin has a praise kink

>>716181408
sex voice

>>716180570
silly anon, trainers are the ones at their mercy

>>716181712
Yeah that’s why I pick it every time, same as best intentions

>>716181714
Notifications having bits of characterization is pretty soulful.

>misread long shot
>think it activates when your uma is 4 and below in placing
>holy shit that's amazing for anything below Front
>it's actually about being 4th FAVORITE and below
more like long shit

>>716181393
How much does a Gold Ship stud cost? I know Frankel is £350k per.

BOY I WISH I HAD A GOOD 3STAR INSTEAD OF RICE SHITTER

>>716181393
holy shit is that a horse penis? i thought gold ship was a girl

>>716181901
just give her a front runner aptitude upgrade and run her there, she's literally unstoppable

>>716181846
It's a great skill burner skill in semi-finals and finales if you're not a stat-chad already.

1200 speed
100 stamina

>>716181468
Is she more insane than Gold Ship?

>>716181901
Use Aoi Kiryuin and her 9001 +mood events

>Nishino Flower
>Seiun Sky
>Taiki Shuttle
Run killers

>>716177860 (OP)

>>>/vg/
>>>/vg/
>>>/vg/

You guys have a dedicated board. Same goes for every other gacha.

>>716182042
You forgot maruzensky

Money is hard to come by.

Care to explain what should I use it on? Consider I want a more effective training routine or results, and I think some of the skills those girls have as Hidden Potential are le good, but then again, so is leveling up support cards beyond level 30.

What are you guys using your money on?

>>716181627
I have it on my Matikanefukukitaru because how could I not, but I've only seen it proc once in PVP and still lost. I also have outer post proficiency and it seems to be much more reliable.
Also it's not just 7, it will also proc if you're 14.

>>716182114
Buy enough to have a good varied stable, about 15 should be good
Then just buy support cards until you get all the good stuff

>>716182042
Maruzensky is the run killer for me.

>>716179219
green skills give +40 stats and have infinite duration if they're triggered

>>716182042
>Sky
biggest fucking jobber of all time in my experience, I've never, EVER seen her win a race

>>716178668
Bakushin O

>>716182042
Tonsen Jordan is kinda intimidating in Goldship runs.

>>716182202
So you be saying that Agnes had a hidden +80 to all stats due to green skills. Just noticed she had both Standard Distance AND Non-Standard Distance so her shit always triggered. That's actually pretty smart.

>>716181970
Forgot to mention 1000 power

>>716181436
Taiki, Grass, and El are American.

>>716182175
>>716182102
>losing with the hag horse
How? She's a better Scarlet and 90% of her mandatory runs are piss easy.

what are the clover points that I got from expired banners for?

>>716182342
Check the shop, not very good stuff (for now at least, dunno later).

>>716182342
Absolutely fucking nothing
200 clovers for ONE pull

>>716180123
This is hot, boobs that fuck with her quality of life and with her being used to being a flattie

>>716182042
I swear I always get killed by TM Opera. It's getting really annoying.

>>716182426
It's more worth to convert useless R card dupes into Cleats to get a few extra pulls.

>>716182114
>What are you guys using your money on?
Star pieces, clocks, boots and now also SP since I've run out of them while upgrading my cards.

>>716182042
Nishino Flower when?

>>716177860 (OP)
Uma musume general 242
Previous: >>716143605

>>716182042
In my experience it's Super Creek. Fucker just never runs out of stamina and casually jogs across the finish line 6 lengths ahead of everyone else
I don't think I've ever seen Seiun Sky place better than 3rd, let alone kill a run

>>716182114
I've already leveled up all the cards I use so I just spend it on star pieces for 1 and 2 stars

>>716177860 (OP)
No tanned bimbo gyaru?

>>716180010
>>716181484
>>716181927
Why do they give all the tomboys big tits?

>>716182484
I meant outside of shops, I think we all buy clocks and starpieces there.

>>716182618
feminine tomboys are the best

>>716182586
To max level?

>>716182613
Unfortunately, but the few dark-skinned characters are good.

>>716182338
They're talking about as an opponent in races.

>>716182618
dictus honkers are non-canon. but i love her either way

How about you do your unpaid job instead you cow shit eating tranny indian janny?
How about you follow the rules that no general is allowed on /v/ instead you cow shit eating tranny indian subhuman?
How about you kill this thread instead eating cow shit you worthless subhuman lowlife tranny indian subhuman janny?

>>716182618
Biko Pegasus doesn't have big tits. I still want her though.

jej based janny

>ba SHIT poster found the uma threads
its over!

>is a german
>has a shit eating fetish
kek you cant make this up

Imagine being born and receiving this name.

>>716182291
It's +40 to whatever stat icon is by it, so since that Agnes has both distances she'll always have +40 Stamina for a true value of 481. Firm is +40 Power and that's like 70-80% of the maps in my experience so he probably had like 690 Power as well. A lot of green abilities are shit but some are great to get at the end of a run when you have extra SP for PvP.

>>716182849
>>716182896
All tomboys should have big titties that leave them embarrased when they burst out

Narita Taishin.

>>716182983
She's still pretty cute.

>>716182697
>Dumbell to the leg from that height
I'm afraid we'll have to euthanize Agnes

How about you do your unpaid job instead you cow shit eating tranny indian janny?
How about you follow the rules that no general is allowed on /v/ instead you cow shit eating tranny indian subhuman?
How about you kill this thread instead eating cow shit you worthless subhuman lowlife tranny indian subhuman janny?

How about i shit in your worthless whore mothers mouth you worthless poojet?

>>716183080
cute prince

>>716177860 (OP)
Palmer of course

>>716182991
Oh, thanks for the explanation. I'm gonna prep my next career for tomorrow and ready up a new Rudolf I think.

>>716183080
top tier trope yeah

Why does Twin Turbo have funny anime hair when the rest of the horses have normalish hair

>>716183216
legit who

>F5
beautiful thread

>>716183262
She's an unironic zoomer, you'll find other weird colored hair horses also speak like zoomer retards.

How about you do your unpaid job instead you cow shit eating tranny indian janny?
How about you follow the rules that no general is allowed on /v/ instead you cow shit eating tranny indian subhuman?
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>>716181328
Do I need to level them up to recover more energy?

>complete Fillies Revue race
Where is that

>play new horse
>inheritance manages to get Pace to A or even S
>only use Pace forever
I've gotten myself into a weird spiral. Who is not able to play that position even with a level or two in it?

does anybody have that image of the incredibly embarrassed wedding air groove? you know the one i'm taking about.

>>716183438
Along side the other one.

>I need 57 more pulls for a single guaranteed Kitasan
Can it be done? I'm scared.

>>716183438
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

Add the race here.

>>716183438
it's a sprint race on march I believe

>>716183539
>>716183524
>>716183492
Thanks, time to do another Bakushin run then.

>>716183330
Why does Ines Fujin dress like she plays tennis instead of runs track

How about you do your unpaid job instead you cow shit eating tranny indian janny?
How about you follow the rules that no general is allowed on /v/ instead you cow shit eating tranny indian subhuman?
How about you kill this thread instead eating cow shit you worthless subhuman lowlife tranny indian subhuman janny?

Is there a complete list of upcoming horses? I'm trying to plan how long I'm going to need to save carats for or do we just not know

>>716183676
Sneed about it cuck

>>716183762
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

>20 statues away from getting El's 3 star costume
I'm so tempted to pull just to get the 10 stars I'm missing but I just know it will be 9 1 stars and Air Groove

join my club PonyUp
i need active players, everyone seems to dumb to trade the fucking shoes in other clubs
too many casuals

>>716183762
More than knowing about upcoming horses I would rather just know when is the next meta card. I ain't rolling for garbage horses or bad support cards.

>>716183810
>release dates all set to ???
I see I see. At least I can see which ones I want to add to my list.

>Mihono Bourbon taking me to see her family
Bros, I think I'm IN.

>>716183515
I did the count with pic-related a few days ago and at least for (Me) it's possible. It's not including the Club reward and the recent freebie a couple days ago.

>>716183594
tennis is the slut sportin japan

When are the trainer quests coming? The one where you sell your veteran umas for rewards (like stars).

>>716183810
>22 horses before Manhattan Cafe
I didn't realize there were so many

>>716183862
does trading shoes actually cost you shoes?

>>716183409
Yes, but it's only a few points more.

>>716183920
You can sort by release date and select global server from the top if need be.

>>716183927
You made your calc based on trophy hunting tho. I ain't doing that shit, that's nuts bro.

>>716182618
Tomboys have a big heart, after all

>>716184006
Yeah, that's it. Thanks, anon.

>>716184014
Ah okay, as Curren Chan has been announced to be the next I guess it'll just be the same order of release for global
Thanks

>>716183948
is such a thing even real?

things you do in uma

>air groove loses a race
>this plays in head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDipbctxGC4

>haru runs a g1 or ura
>this plays in head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

>>716184006
>>716184062
I've yet to use her but I like her no nonsense attitude. She seems pretty normal and believable.

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>>716184043
I'm allowing myself to get autistic for Kitasan Black, I plan to take it slower after the current Event is over, I want to roll for Narita Taishin (trainee) for a change of pace.

Baku

Alright I know nothing about this game but I have decided that I will devote my life and soul to Satono Diamond.

>Got night owl
>I need to race
>ignore it for one turn
>-1 mood
>after race day
>-1 mood
Fuck, that was supposed to be rng
>infirmary kills night owl in one turn with some energy bump
>random event next turn gives +2 mood
that was uh
a rollercoaster

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>>716183957
yes, but you can just trade the same shoes back and forth. the point is you get 10 club poits every time you do that you can exchange in the shop

>>716184006
this is the woman that raped me and took my virginity

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Had the most cursed run with Air Groove yet.
>Had Practice Perfect which turned into Practice Poor after failing a sub 10% failrate training.
>Spent 3 turns in the infirmary trying to cure it
>Not cured
>Are you fucking serious
>Said fuck it, just keep playing with Practice Poor
>Eventually fail a 2% Stamina training
>Mood goes to Awful
>Finally cure PP at the 4TH TURN in the infirmary
>Still fail another rainbow training right before URA Finale
>Unironically raged and punched my bed irl at this point
>Only won because clocks turned her mood back to Normal
>Wit 1* spark

This fucking game. At least I didn't get tissues in the raffle.

>>716184260
You shouldn't have to wait for her too long.

>no gibs in the past few days
>all we got is 150 gems for doing 8 missions
it's over

>>716183957
Yes, but the idea is for everyone to share the same shoes forevers. Let's say blue shoes.

You give away as many blue shoes as you can, and you get 15 to 30 shoes back every day. So you never actually lose shoes just recycle them for infinite points.

Global retards are subhumans tho, and they haven't figured this out yet.

>>716184357
huh didn't know that, will do that from now on.

>>716177860 (OP)
which one is Skibidi Rizz and Fortnite Dance?

>>716177860 (OP)
Where porn VNs though?

>>716184502
Now the real Cygames begin

>>716184502
I need more attempts to get Kitasan, I'm about to pay real money for it

Anyone spend money on this game? Somewhat tempted by the daily pack and the rookie pack that basically gives you two 3* umas

>>716184594
don't like the game enough to do that, besides the price to carat ratio is bad.
if it were like 1500 carats for a couple of bucks then i'd have a flutter

>Tried a Ryan build that someone else suggested
>Fail the last goal at Arima
Maybe I shouldn't bother until I get her to 3 star...even on a run where everything was going right it didn't feel like she was that strong.

>>716184594
the only one I would ever spend money on is the 1500 carats for 13 USD one.

>>716180595
The movie is wrong, that's an actual ghost

Her trainer ACTUALLY gets pulled into some J-horror sadako bullshit to which they go full Scully "huh a poltergeist just slammed my door shut and threw furniture at me, it must have been a localized gust of wind inside my apartment"

>>716184591
>>716184594

>>716184142
I have only played like 8 or 9 stories but IMO its one of the better ones in terms of characterization since she actually grows to like you and rely on you slowly over 3 years

>>716184594
The monthly carats seems like the only thing I'd really do but the idea of paying a subscription to play a gacha game makes me kind of ill.

what mlb cards do you have? i've got an sr toshio and sr mayano

>>716184594
I bought rookie pack B and got 2 new 3 star umas out of the 3* ticket and 3* 10 pull. you can get screwed over and receive dupes though.

>>716177860 (OP)
should i just reroll

>>716183762
If you actually want to play the meta you have to save for 4 years to max the Almond Eye speed and new Tamato power supports

>>716184797
Twin Turbo since I rolled a lot when I joined the game.

>>716184716
>The movie is wrong, that's an actual ghost
It's not fully clarified in the movie, but it seemed clear to me that the "imaginary friend" could be a ghost, I mean, in Road to the Top we also get supernatural shenanigans with Admire Vega.

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>>716184870
muchocunnyfutanari wouldn't dress like that

>>716184594
I got the rookie packs, monthly carats and the 1.5k for 13, id spend more if the prices were just a bit lower.

>>716184894
The wording "imaginary friend" is movie-only too, game Tachyon isn't retarded and recognizes that Cafe has occult bullshit going on around her rather than just dismissing it like that

>>716183810
which ones are meta horses?

So I really have no idea what the gameplay loop here supposed to be. Do I just keep doing races with the same character or is there some point I’m supposed to stop and use them for legacies for another character?

>>716184860
explode

>>716179080
>good art
>stamps a huge blacked just because
why are you people like this?

>>716184882
>save for 4 years to max the Almond Eye speed and new Tamato power supports
Wow that is kind of depressing to hear. I guess I will instead try my hardest not to care at all about the meta and play to have fun.

>>716184948
She would if her trainer told her that those kind of clothes are very spiritual.

Golshi

>>716184992
basically, you train up horses, those horses with good stats you use for pvp
then you keep training up horses hoping for good sparks, which you then use as legacies to breed even better horses that you can use for pvp

>>716177860 (OP)
MARVELOUS SUNDAY OWES ME SEX

>>716185004
its ai shit, that aint good art

>>716184860
>Has the 3 strongest SSRs in the game right now and a bunch of good SRs
Do what u want man but you are not gonna get something better unless you reroll for days for that top 0.0001 roll

>>716177860 (OP)
All anime and video game girls want to be with East Asian Jomon men only.

>>716184797
One of the few I have is MLB Eishin Flash, which is very lucky because even before I got it I already iked to use Late Surgers, and this card is great for them.

>>716179080
(you)

>>716185102
plus she is hot as fuck, when is she coming out?

>>716185004
If you haven't realized some buttblasted retard has been spamming BBC AIslop trash and scat for who knows what reason. Trying to make the jannies delete the thread. Severe mental retardation.

the only thing spam like this accomplishes is the faster implementation of AIs reading and filtering out comments after submission but before posting.

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>>716185006
Just for context, Almond Eye has a ton of orange skills (where you can get MULTIPLE from a single event) and with NO LBs has 25% friendship bonus 25 starting bond gauge 40% hint up and 75% proc rate, when maxed has 35% friendship 20% training 30 starting bond 15% race bonus 50% hint up and 120% proc rate

Yes the proc rate is higher than 100%

>>716185179
>and filtering out comments after submission but before posting.
That's already implemented to some webms.

>>716185154
3 months probably

>>716185214
wtf, and you say she's being released in 4 years?

>>716185094
That isn't AI lol you people are mindbroken

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>>716177860 (OP)
>not blondes in makeup with leopard print bra and panties
NOT MY GYARUS

>>716185279
>generic pose
>generic filter
Its AI.

tell me about biwa, what is her character?

>>716178937
Why is this horse so thirsty?

>>716185243
Yeah
Side by side comparison to Kitasan which is what people are pulling on global right now

The only thing Kitasan has over Eye is mood bonus which is useless to begin with

>>716185347
She loves to give head.

>>716185347
big head lole

>>716185309
Are you seriously trying to say that every piece of 1girl artwork that's out there is all AI?

>>716185347
big head

>>716184797
I got Aoi Kiryuin to MLB and despite the URA scenario buffing it i still apparently dont have a use for it except for particularly moody horses like Rice Shower (who i dont have)
I also have Meijiro Ryan but i have no idea how good it is

>>716185347
Big head

Which girl has the best career story? My vote goes to Nice Nature.

>>716185347
I have le big head

>>716185006
saving for 4 years is like a gorillion pull currency, you can definitely just pull on who you like in between and still have enough.

>>716185425
Yes. You mad?

>>716185472
Nice Nature followed by King Halo.

Vodka and Scarlet's made me want to throw up. Vodka cared more about being cool then racing.

>>716185472
Machan

>>716185472
>tfw shorten all events and double skip text

>>716185279
>generic pose
>shading has the AI look to it of it being an amalgamation of various anime styles with some western influence
>Golshi looking generic when everyone knows she should be out of place and doing something stupid instead of posing sensually
>something about the eyes looks off
>made Mcqueen bustier than she really is
It's AI.

>>716185472
I liked Mejiro Ryan and Nice Nature the most. Bakushin is special too.

>win the hot spring tickets
>it's with Teio
>she actually wins the Finale

i feel violated after watching that scene

>>716185409
that's insane

What the fuck just happened, I somehow lost my debut race and since I was confident that I can win the maiden race I did it at the very last deadline and I got second place again.

>>716185616
Whatever could you mean by that, trainer?

>>716184992
When you finish careers:
>You get Event points for the current Event, if you get enough points you get rewards and can spin the wheel.
>You get a Veteran Uma that you can use for PVP or for you next run as a Legacy (in this case, pay attention to the "inspiration sparks")
>You get "fans" to your total fan count, if you're part of a Club this makes you Club "stronger", which in long term means better rewards like Carats.
>You get "bond levels" with your Uma (which is not to be confused with the friendship levels in career mode), basically bonds unlock new events/voice lines in the Main Story tab, you get carats for watching them.

Also outside of career you can do Daily Races/Team Trials/Legend Races, which can activate a "daily sala" (up to 3 times in a day), you can but Star Pieces there to Rank Up you 1 or 2 stars Umas, getting them to 3 Stars means unlocking their signature outfit, or you can simply use Star Pieces to "buy" the character (Enhance > Trainee > Trainee > "Unscouted Trainee" > Unlock)

>>716185517
>>716185597
You people are legitimate retards
https://danbooru.donmai.us/artists/146428

i want to farm stam sparks, who's got the easiest campaign? theres no way in hell 1100 stam (and the bonus guts it gives) is of any use in pve

>>716185751
I aint clicking that shite, are you nuts?

>>716185712
just run front runner to never lose debut/OP races
>maru
anon how the fuck did you lose like that

Is this good enough for PVP?

>>716185656
The only supports worth pulling for won't show up until the 3.5th anniversary event

>>716185772
Concession accepted.

>>716185472
i really like tachyon's

this is /v/ma musume's favorite horse?

>>716185712
must just be the rng gods fucking you over
because maru probably has one of the easiest careers

>>716185805
where da red skills at boi?

>>716185743
>get half of a third of a spark per month if you're tryharding as much as possible
and I thought they couldn't be bigger jews

>>716177860 (OP)
la hincha de Boca

>>716185743
This is fucking grim. I assume this is one of those gachas that just isn't F2P friendly

>>716184594
Spent like $40.
I'm just gonna wait until Fine Motion is out.
She cute.

>>716185840
are kitasan and super creek not worth pulling for?

>>716185848
no said she's the favourite
just that she's down to earth

>>716184984
I don't really play this game that way, so I don't actually know. That said, if you want to take a look at the current meta Kamigame is probably a pretty reputable source for tier lists. Basically every horse is more or less viable in this game due to the legacy stat grinding mechanic.
https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.html
https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/index.html#%E3%82%AD%E3%83%A3%E3%83%A9%E3%82%AF%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC

>>716185848
No, Mambo is /v/'s favorite honse.

>>716185409
>mood bonus which is useless to begin with
It literally gives a boost to training and racing. Almond still seems better enough for a switch, but still.

>>716185848
She's the most realistic.

>>716185751
>nigger fetishist gets mad at people calling his slop AI he proves he poorly edited the original art to make it niggershit
YOU JUST FELL FOR MY TRAP CARD FAGGOT

>>716185805
>lvl 5
how is that possible?

I have a 100% fail rate on """20%"""" rates

>>716185848
nope, THIS IS

>>716185908
They hand out gacha currency like candy and you don't need support cards if you don't play PVP which is completely optional

F2P gacha is more than enough to unlock plenty of new horses for story/scenario content as long as you ignore the support cards, and even then they run 100 free support roll events every couple of months

>>716185987
I didn't post that shit I just like calling out retards who have no idea what they're talking about claiming everything is AI.

>>716185917
bro is talking about meta from YEARS from now, that's like saying "I guess I shouldn't invest in horses if cars are coming out soon" in the middle ages.

Thoughts about muscular primary schoolers?

>on summer vacation
>maruzensky is tired
>click on training
>3 rainbow speed
>89% fail rate
>not worth it, but accidentally click it
>succeeds
so this is the power of formula horse

>>716185970
>>716185848
I shit in your mouth neica troon

>>716186030
I dont give a shit about horses, all I want is more supports.

>>716185968
Mood bonus is negligible because the rewards are tiny to begin with (race bonus too)

5% in friendship or training bonus is bigger than 40% in mood

>>716186051
tits way too small

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>>716186051
that's not Mejiro Ryan

>>716186087
>I dont give a shit about horse
then why are you even playing the game retard
>muh meta dick measuring contests
you will never be a whale

>>716186006
Special Chud...

>>716185917
kitasan and creek are worth pulling RIGHT now because they will last your for like 4 fucking years anon.

>>716186132
I mean, she's in the process of groving to her current size.

is the cat on the director's hat dead?

>>716185347
Perfectly cromulent head
Very smart due to optimized potassium intake
Spends too much time in the morning every day doing her hair
Lost a kiddie race to her younger sister, got injured and dove off the deep end creating her Winning Formula to never lose again
Is terrified of unpredictable results but gets over it
Really just wants to be someone her younger sister can always chase after and be proud of but of course she's already that
Why does she wear the crown on her ear? Truly a mystery

>>716178604
>Every single vidya genre has one
there are two

>>716186030
>They hand out gacha currency like candy and you don't need support cards if you don't play PVP
support cards make non pvp content easier too anon

>>716186157
>then why are you even playing the game retard
I like seeing numbers go up. For that, I need more supports, better and stronger.
I never even watch races to begin with, its goyslop. All I care about is training the very best.

>>716186030
So you can win every career without ever using support cards?

>>716186205
>Why does she wear the crown on her ear? Truly a mystery
She wears it on her right ear to indicate that she's male

>>716185472
Of the ones I've played so far, definitely Nice Nature.
I also really liked King Halo's and El Condor Pasa's stories.

>>716186278
no, you functionally need support cards to play the game

>>716185870
In any gacha getting up to spark is more a whale thing, we f2p either save a lot or just become a luckGOD.

>>716186245
You don't need support cards to blast through the single player stuff once they start releasing the broken scenarios

>>716186330
So that anon is just lying wtf

Are there any upcoming slut umas like maru or top gun?

>>716186253
soulless

>>716186331
>In any gacha getting up to spark is more a whale thing,
You can do that in Genshin Impact once a month, faggot. Never speak about gachas again.

>>716186331
>In any gacha getting up to spark is more a whale thing
what, getting up to spark/50/50 is like the bare minimum of a f2p in most gacha nowadays

>>716186051
i wish hornses had more variety of physiques.
like some with some muscle, some fatter etc

>>716185472
Currently in global: King Halo
Not yet: Aston Machan, Neo Universe

Gold Ship is a trap especially given her meta popularity, her scenario is dog shit because she's an early release when they didn't have any of the real horses relevant to her real-world career so they just made up a bunch of non-sequitur crap

Can't believe we still don't have Justaway

>>716180561
Sniper

>>716186405
Top Gun's wedding outfit

Why didn't the horses walk over to the Three Goddesses statue to receive a Zenkai Boost more often? Are they dumb?

>>716186376
i think he was just meaning in a different manner, like you can win a career no matter the support cards you have (as long as it's a good distribution) because it's easy, but of course going up against other players will be impossible, and that's a major way to lvl up your horses and get lots of monies/carats/points

>>716186431
>Justaway
did they really name a horse after a toy in gintama

>>716186482
>Are they dumb?
Extremely.

>>716186376
You need a deck to play the game at all retard
You don't need to roll on supports at all once the broken scenarios that give you enough stats to win shit you're supposed to lose are out
You can run King Halo through the island scenario and she'll just casually take 7 crowns with the stats alone

>>716186482
>Are they dumb?
they're horses

>>716186541
Justaway is owned by the Gintama editor or producer or something

>>716178668
Deep Impact zonked out on xanax

>>716186590
TUMMY

E
R
O
I

UMA MUSUME IS WIT GAME

>>716186643
the more you fucking know

Everyone's favourite, Spe!

>>716186245
the pve scenarios become easier on their own later and you don't need reddit's approved cards to run them. Trying to win pvp as a f2p/low spender is a complete waste of time

>>716186541
>>716186539
>>716186531
>>716186482
>>716186436
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>>716186662
Can you show deck? I'm having trouble witmaxxing

>>716186707
In July 2010, the yearling was consigned by the Shiraoi Farm to the JRHA Select Sale and was bought for 12 million yen by Akatsuki Yamatoya.[4] The name came from that of a toy in episode 32 of the anime series Gintama, the script for which was written by Yamatoya and would later be used for a spear used by a monster in episode 37 of the tokusatsu series Ressha Sentai ToQger, which Yamatoya also wrote that episode.

>>716186662
how did you get that many skills?

>>716186720
*you finish sucking my cock*
*I cum on your face*

>AAAAAAA WHY DIDNT I DO MY UNPAID JOB PROPERLY?
>WHY DIDNT I DELETE THE GENERAL ON /v/ EVENTHO IT WAS AGAINST THE RULES SAAAAAAR

Ryan is actually really easy to train unlike THAT OTHER TOMBOY that has moodswings every 12 seconds

>>716186934
>>716186904
>>716186776
>>716186746
>>716186726
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Has he been seething for hours?

>>716186776
Not him but a lot of those aren't too bad so long as you hintmaxx at least two levels. You also should be doing optional races if you want to farm skill points, but most people use some autistic planner.

>>716187002
Yes. It's really sad to see.

>>716186590
Why is she like this?

>>716187009
>but most people use some autistic planner.
What's that?

>>716187002
since the thread was posted so yeah

IT'S PEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!

>>716187002
It's funny how mad this game makes some people.

>>716187131
:D

>>716186482
It isn't a magic button, it happens when it has to happen (once per year).

>>716187131
The position of the clock really opened up my imagination

>>716187153
The past couple years it has felt like this in every single thread though. It feels like there's just always at least one schizo having a meltdown in threads where people are talking about a specific game. Doesn't even matter which game it is.

>>716184594
I spent 5 google survey bucks on the rookie pack

>>716183810
Oh that's cool characters get Alts too. I want that Rice Shower, Super Creek, and El Condor pasa costumes

>>716187205
It's really just the lack of moderation on the site that's lead to it. Jannies don't care and probably leave schizos in threads they don't want in hopes it kills them. Ever since the hack it's been even worse though.

>>716187058
I think most people just use the gametora one. You can get away with a good enough job if you are just smart about your optional races. Maybe you have a small amount of energy and you have no one on Wit or recreation so it's looking like a rest turn. Find a G1 if you're past the first year to get a lot of points. You have a better chance of sparks if you first place G1's as well so you are doing two things at once.

>>716184594
objectively the monthyl sub deal is the only good one money to carats earned wise

>>716186726
For Long races, Super Creek is necessary. 1-2 wit cards, min 1 speed, at least 2 stamina, remaining can be anything. Prioritise cards that you have MLB on if possible and balance it out with skills that you want for minmax.

>>716186776
Do optional races and wit training. My only loss was American JCC(4th place) which was optional.

>>716187281
>It's really just the lack of moderation on the site
its literally only /v/, /v/ mods do not care.

>>716179162
How long till Daitaku and Agnes Digital?

>>716187112
This is a triple crown winner?

>they can request songs
I FUCKING HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>716187312
>Only 1 speed card
>not even a Kitasan
>Still got up to 700 speed

>double rainbow speed training
>low % failure rate
>pic related happens
what the fuck? first time i see this

>>716187331
Apparently /vt/ mods were/are actively fighting against non shitposters so it could always be worse

>>716187413
you slacker

>>716187413
You forgot to clear a negative trait, happened to me once as well. It's slacker or whatever, your horse just fucked off of your double rainbow.

>>716184894
I don't think the movie gets it wrong because the little we hear about it it's from Tachyon's perspective, the last person that would go "Yeah, totally a Ghost"

>>716187153
I can tell you that there are consistently one or two schizos in nearly every game posted on /v/ since 2016.
If it's not a ragebait, horny, incel, or eceleb thread then it MUST be a shill thread that is breaking some rule.
I'm more shocked that schizos can carry this on for so long since it's probably been at least a decade or more since this was becoming a problem.

>>716187205
You are the schizo, troon


You think blocking the isp can stop me from posting the truth you cowahit eating subhuman tranny indian dosgshit face?
I have 10000 of disposable enail adresses
Die in afire you subhuman doshit eater

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>>716187131
This run was great, 21 races 16 wins, and every loss was second place.
Man I'm really happy, just wished this would be a B+ at least but B is fine just for such a good run.

>>716187413
Slacker

>horse only does medium or miles
>SUDDENLY decides to run the arima kinen
>lose

>>716187416
>Have to wait till November for Manhattan
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>716187532
just had this happen to me with nice nature. lost and stopped playing on the spot

>>716177860 (OP)
holy sex
if yakuza don't want horseporn to be made then why make them hot

>>716187469
>>716187472
>>716187530
well shit

>>716187532
You can check all the obligatory races she has at any point in the career and prepare accordingly

>>716187608
Think about it this way. You'll have plenty of time to save up for her.

>>716187608
that just means more saving, which is a good thing

>>716187608
means you'll have enough for a spark, I think we get enough once every two months with the compensation for the server speed up

>>716187416
When will we get more R and SR Trainees?

>>716187532
Retard, every horse wants to do arima kinen, its their collective dream.

>get a good rudolph stud
>litterally don't sneed to train power anymore i get BILLIONS just from inspiriation

>>716181874
4 million yen last time ive read.

>>716187734
Matikanetannhauser, Twin Turbo, Ikuno Dictus, Biko Pegasus and Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi are the only 1 and 2 stars released in 4 years

>>716187443
I think it's more that the board was going to shit from dramafags and general shitposting and the non shitposters were trying to draw attention to this by intentionally shitposting.
Basically you shouldn't stoop to the retard's level or you just become them and no amount of good moderation is going to fix board culture encouraging everyone to act like a retard.

>>716178668
Gyaru Rice Shower

>>716184594
30day login pack, and the limited 8$ one or whatever it was in USD
i'm gonna drop 100-200$ if i dont get teio and mcqueen before the banner is over

>>716187734
It's cygames, they always pretty quickly stop giving a shit about low rarity uniques unless they have some event freebie lined up like GBF does.

>>716187836
>Turbo is not a 3 stars
Good for me I guess by why?

>>716187920
pretty sure she's a welfare

>>716187836
I know upgrading an R to SSR for their costume can be more expensive than pulling for an SSR but it's a bit of a shame there won't be much umas to upgrade their outfits with.

>>716187842
There's that but also people getting warned for reporting spam and obvious shitposting while any form of racism would get instantly deleted even in the same threads.
Anyways look at this FAT FUCK

>>716187998
F A T T Y

>>716187998
lel i remember i witnessed someone eating a ban for calling the mods brown

>>716187532
are there any where it's a place condition though, most are just run

i still haven't used the free 3* ticket, who should i get

>>716188169
depends on who you have

>>716187393
Take the WIT pill. But yeah, with Kitasan MLB, S/SS Speed is possible. Too bad I don't have her. So I make do with what I already have.

>>716188169
Your favorite. Mine was Oguri Cap

>>716187998
I love this fat retard and I can't wait for part 2

>>716188169
special week of course! shes the best runner in the game and the main protag of the series

>>716188207
i dont have any 3stars, i used all my new account currency to get a lb3 kitasan, and i'm in love with tachyon already.

>>716188169
Maruzensky thinks she's a car and I think that's neat.

>>716188169
Oguri cap and Taiki shuttle seem like the best there are like zero dirt/sprint horses if you care about that shit for pvp. Otherwise it doesn't matter

>>716188261
>he didn't watch S2

>>716188247
Oguri Jughead costume when?

>>716188169
Rice Shower.

>>716188270
play until you get the random ticket from the welcome missions to make sure you don't get any dupes, then grab whoever you want from the selector

>>716188370
never watched the anime, seems like it's yuritranny bait
i prefer when it's just (me) and my umawife

How do you farm skill points as Haru anyway? Do you have to build for C/B turf at least so you can at least get some decent G2 & G1 races?

>>716188169
i have been saving mine for that samuri looking one thats always hanging around the amazon

>>716188446
you're missing out, it's bait but not real yuri, and season 2 is an amazing sports drama

>God tier design
>Great backstory
>Great personality
>Shit voice acting
Can I mod her voice out of the game? I don't care if she's mute, but it's hard for me to like her with that horrid VA

we should do a /v/ sings for umapyoi densetsu together

>>716188530
TORENAIR ARE YOUUUU LADYYYY

>>716188530
you don't speak japanese, you can't understand her, you don't know if she's good or bad. You're american.

>>716188446
teio is the real protag and it's kino as fuck

>>716188446
retardGOD

Special Needs is garbage, she was never the MC, watch the anime. El Condor raped her btw.

>>716188169
well which horse do you like the most?

>did a bakushin run to try and get as many g3s as possible (only doing training when it was really beneficial)
not bad

>>716188584
I don't care

DON'T DISRESPECT SPECCHAN YOU NIGGER
SPECCHAN BTFO'D MONTJEU
CONDOR JOBBED TO HIM
THEREFORE SPE IS BETTER

>>716188169
don't get oguri cap. she is a fucking fatass who goes hungry during career. you will experience a ton of mood downs.

>>716188490
>>716188590
all sounds really gay
>>716188642
im not even that anon

>>716188530
I love her slightly saggy tits

>>716188765
Gay is playing an idol game and thinking you're above an anime.

>>716188765
your loss

>vodka bred with this multiple times
what a bill she must have ran up

more like
EL PERRO DE CACA

>>716181262
We were so fucking robbed.

>>716188765
red riding teio and witch mcqueen
you're argument is invalid

>>716188854
what caused the spike in price

>>716188816
i don't have a problem with anime, i just don't like tranime

>>716188727
>zero fractures
>all legitimate wins
>saved japan
>didn't get cucked like kitasan
Spe chan clears. characters like teio or oguri cap could never

>>716188958
his children won a lot of g1 events and he was the leading sire in 2021

>>716188945
MCQUEEN'S FLAT CHEST GIVES ME LIFE ENERGY

>he doesn't put focus on his horse
enjoy your late starts

>>716189016
>>didn't get cucked like kitasan
isn't kitasan's whole ntr deal that he didn't get to Sweep Tosho before Duramente? In that case then Spe's /wife/ Dober was already giga used goods

>>716188642
the anime is garbage period and just an ad for the game

>>716189085
basically, but at least they can make money off of it i guess

>>716189153
explain in detail why is so bad, because has like 5 seasons and 200 movies

>use the free card voucher tickets
>nothing but dupes

is the mambo event card good??

>>716189153
>ad for the game
For some gacha anime, yes, but Umamusume managed to get popular in anime communities before we got the game.
It actually stands on its own instead of just being the lesser experience like the Blue Archive anime or whatever.

>>716188962
you're playing a literal tranime game, literal.

>>716188565
>Helios in JP - hyper energetic always cheerful gyaru
>Helios in EN - zoomer
It's not even comparable. Gyaru slang has grounding in real words so you can always work out what the words mean. Zoomer slang has no grounding in real words, or even malforms an existing word and changes it's definition to being the opposite and is often just nigglish that makes no sense to anyone with a 3 digit IQ.

>>716188530
her voice is literally the best part faggot you dont love her

>>716189293
its guts...

>>716189205
Dude watched like S1ep1 and thinks the whole show is like that.

>>716189293
No, but it's Mambo so it should be good when Guts gets reworked.

>>716189342
Bro, I like a lot of female voice ranges and types, but hers is shit

>>716189340
by tranime i mean yurishit, which is for trannies
this is just a fun game where i can race and also bond with a horsegirl, if the anime was like that, it'd sound more appealing

>>716188530
WHERE
IS
MY
SUMMER
VACATION

>>716189341
I love gyarus too and i fear the translation is just going to make me hate her

>>716181197

The apartment owner knew that Patrick was probably the killer but she covered everything up because letting people know that murders happened in the apartment meant it would sell for less

The lawyer was mixing up people's names and identities like everyone else in the movie

>>716189108
Duramente also fucked Kitasan's mother and gave Kitasan a new sibling.

>>716189386
>has a limited roster compared to the game
>the horses have over exaggerated personalities designed to entice people into playing the game
yeah they're all like that. That's why disgusting global players won't roll for any horse that didn't appear in the anime

>>716189435
unironically obsessed
I feel bad for you

>>716189396
Not him but you don't deserve Taiki if you think her voice is shit.
She's one of the cuteest Umas out there,

is uma musume a wit game?

>>716187920
the IRL horse is just as much of a meme as Urara, who didnt do much of note besides winning like 5 races in the over 100 starts he had.

>>716189502
i'm not obsessed though because i don't watch it nor really care about it, literally only responded because it was brought up in the thread

>>716188802
Uma wrasslin?

>>716186904
Mood stuff has nothing to do with the horse and is 100% RNG

>>716184594
i bought both the rookie packs. the trainee pack was worth it, but i regret the support card pack. spending money on support cards felt like shit.

>>716189517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnhYR24R9o

>>716189108
There is a difference with how your biggest rival fucks with the mare you like over randos fucking her. Your alpha sperm should be able to overwrite the others like in NTR where the chad fucks a used goods away from the beta.

>>716189517
it's a four letter word that ends in it

>>716186431
>>716186541
>>716186643
>>716186707
To elaborate Justaway is IRL Gold Ship's pal and rival and in the game they've made references to them being roommates

Supe-chan love

>>716189435
there's more yurishit in the game than the anime, again, you're playing a literal tranime game.

>>716188584
Wish people understood this worked both ways for thinking a jap va is good.