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>>715111527
EVERYBODY LIKES TO MIGGLE
>>715116256>AutismSo you're telling me that somebody whose brain is not wired properly (autism) exhibits symptoms of their brain not being wired properly (gender dysphoria)?
SHOCKING
OatsnGoats waiting room, check in!
Will our boy execute?
Why is the Super Metroid run both a race and a meme category? Is it really impossible to just have the normal game anymore?
Views far far behind, donies doing fine.
Really makes ya think.
after all these years i still have trouble believing shoujo is a trans woman and not a bio woman
>>715116354nah he'll make excuses
>>715116350actually how do you get this fat? I legit dont understand it
Why do you guys still watch this shit jesus christ just look at the absolute state
>>715116350Oh no I'm late for my couch commentary slot!
>>715116359>Why is the Super Metroid run both a race and a meme category?Humiliation ritual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
>>715116440Why do you think he's wearing a mask, anon?
It's not because of "COVID"
>>715116440What? No way she's trans, she talks like a real girl.
What is going to be the next good run? Metroid?
>>715116471What r u watchin
>>715116359OatsnGoats is too based they needed to make it lame
>>715116503Wow, what the fuck happened
>>715116451A couple of large pizzas and a 2L of soda every day, plus a disability check will do it.
bros why are the posts so fucking shit? what the fuck?
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No, no, no!
Wrong way!
>>715116440noone can tell what you are when youre obese, wear a hat and a mask
>>715116451a low nutrient density diet of psuedo-foods that short-circuit hunger signaling
>>715116451Liquid calories is one of the easiest way to max out on your energy needs. So all excess fats just get stored. But even so that takes years and years.
>>715116560troonification and ads becoming unbearable
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>>715116526Metroid should be fun
Dunno about Doom but it's an ad
Halo Reach Co-OP should be kino
>all those brutally forced fake laughs
>>715116440His hat and mask get bigger every year. He has to hide his face more and more for a reason.
>>715116560Open the stream right now and you'll see what has happened.
>>715116476DELETE THIS INCEL
>>715116340Autism is never and will never be valid for being transgender.
>>715116560covid destroyed viewership bigly
my disdain for kaizo goes back to when I played expert levels in mario maker and it was kaizo after kaizo back to back ruining my fun. Kaizo is not fun it’s for loons
>>715116359meme category? it's fucking low% nigger and races are better
hahaha you repressed the whips and the cum hihiho hohoho
>>715116587i pretty much live off of juice and I was skinny as fuck my whole life until I actively started trying to gain weight
>>715116597They all have the same haircut. It's like they're all mass produced.
>>715116359Low Ice% is far from a meme category. It's one of the staple sequence breaks in the game. Plus, Oats has been a part of numerous standard SM races and meme categories before. This is a way to keep the game fresh with speedrunning without going crazy out there in niche-ness.
>>715116560Look at whats on the stream
>>715116440He has a good voice, but everything else is dire
>>715116635vaxxies died? Sad.
why don't these guys run a cool kaizo like cool or cruel?
>>715116286i haven't really been on /v/ in like 4-5yrs. do trannies still run this? speed running is mad gay with or without trannies
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>>715116597THAT (s)HE BLOWS
How come peak burger posting hours are such miserable threads
>>715116340There's a reason they call it neurodivergence, it doesn't imply the change is a malfunction or irregularity.
>>715116414I wouldn’t question it if it was in any random hack but the trannies were making a big deal about how this hack is a reimagining of a music game, but it doesn’t use some midi version of it’s music?
>>715116560Turns out the majority of people are turned off by listening to fat nerds in dresses play video games for a whole week straight
>>715116606The one that sounds like he's hawking a loogie forced me to mute it. They should really have an alt stream with just the game audio and video
>>715116450classique oats
>>715116605>Oats and EddieI'm expecting an A
A shame that tracker site doesn't list donation amounts by sponsor/anonymous/regular-human-names.
Will this top the rollercoaster tycoon run?
>"woman" making football references
>>715116721SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
>>715116723i am a sad, miserable person
>>715116702Lmao holy shit he looks so bad
>>715116662I was a fat fuck all my life and then dropped 100 pounds in a year from diet and exercise. Basically became a crack pot nutritionist in my spare time so I get as lean as possible and keep the weight off. I got about 15 more pounds I want to lose to put me under 20% body fat.
>>715116597Fuck me, there's not a single woman there?
>>715116702Dude she literally talks 200% like a girl, there's no possible way this is a tranny in any way unless she says she is for meme reasons.
>>715116723Misery likes company.
>>715116723real answer? there are lots of young hispanics here and quite a few of them are sad and depressed and don't know how to speak their own language and always online
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>>715116802autism is the future, chud. deal with it
>>715116702hes got the school shooter phenotype
>>715116702HRT before puberty or something? Men normally don't sound like that.
>>715116721Lmao check out the nasal cannula tubing
Amerifats so fat they literally cannot breathe
This is below reddit humor.
>>715116707Are you baiting? I can sound like a girl and trick ppl too that doesnt make me a girl? Or does it....
5 on screen.
1 woman
4 fat retarded cring autistic woman lapers.
>>715116846He literally admits to being a tranny on his twitch about page dude
>>715116897>>715116702wtf are you talking about, i clocked that shit immediately. doesn't remotely sound like a woman
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>you will never, ever again flood the chat with this when a tranny appears on screen
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>>715116937is this guy banned for life or what happened
>>715116921ok but haev u considerd that we're queer?
>>715116873>autists are immune to prop-->*gets groomed by a discord server into taking hrt and starts wearing frilly dresses*>AAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKK!
How jealous are those other trannies of Shoujo's voice?
>>715116897You can change your voice with practice. It's difficult but possible. 99% of the troons on here don't even bother.
>>715116897one of my friends literally sounds like a girl and hes not trans or anything
That couch has held three people all week. Did it shrink? It looks so small now.
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>>715116963for me it's MyAvatar
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>>715116897Yep. He's said before he was on it when he was young. Unfortunately for him his looks are giving it away hence the giant face coverings.
Remember when Super Metroid was a big deal at gdqs? I remember.
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>Someone says literally anything
>Couch: hghshshshshssh FUNNI BECAUSE LE SEX JOKE TRANS RIGHTS
>>715116952That's what I meant by meme reasons, to be pushed more into whatever algorithms or events.
But if it's really true, this is the tranny with the best voice ever in the history of the world.
>>715116662Juice doesn't have high fructose corn syrup. HFCS is what tricks the brain into thinking it's more hungry than it actually is. You could try it yourself sometime. Go to a buffet and count how many plates of food you can eat just drinking water. Then go the next week and drink a cup or two of soda before hand and you'll be able to easily surpass how much food you ate previously.
>>715117080Metroid, Half-life and Halo are the only reasons I watch this shit anymore
Imagine how devestated /v/ would be if this event got suicide bombed :(
>>715117030They probably don't care. Just like how they don't care how they look beyond shaving and dressing like a toddler.
>>715116560troon fatigue
no individual with any sense would want to subject anyone to this, and would be utterly weirded out when seeing these abominations on a screen
these are the types of people you turn your nose up in disgust toward on public transit before going back to your phone
>please clap
JEB! (kill me this run is absolute trash)
>>715116969>I'm a transgender woman>I'm a womanWhich one is it?
>>715117052the people got bigger
>>715117160Is there a chance of that happening?!
>>715116493Need a Tarman version of this
Please god someone save me, I sat in the middle of the tranny cheering squad
>>715117160We'll always have ESA
>>715117080There was that one race that was really close a decade ago and since then a bunch of runs have been trainwrecks. Hopefully Oats and Eddie shittalk each other here as much as they shittalk each other during their regular streams.
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>>715117052“I am big… it’s the couch that got smaller.”
We've gone over the original estimate.
>>715117191I don't mind trannies as long as they look hot to me (and I like fat hairy nerdy girls), but these are almost always just so ugly and make zero effort.
>>715116969Haha the runner's name is Shoujo, which means girl in Japanese! That's so funny because the runner is a TGIRL. Lol LMAO
>>715117160Chuds only shoot up grocery stores and schools. Vidya event shootings are for Chad only and he doesn't watch speedrun autism shit
>obvious man talking
>look at pronouns
>they/she
HUH?
>>715117207>I'm a human>I'm a mammal>Uuhhh pick one??Not mutually exclusive, silly!
This boss fight doesn't look that unfair.
Also it's hella Undertale coded.
>>715117287Who was in that race oats, behemoth, ...?
>>715117080before or after "races" where you cant see shit?
fucking hate races or randomizers
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>>715117330get out of my thread
>>715117207He's a tranny that claims to be a lesbian. He's just a dude trying to exploit women through guilt into having sex with him.
He's a sexual predator, basically.
>>715117136This anon is correct. Carbohydrates, especially refined sugars like corn syrup, cause insulin reactions that block leptin the hormone telling you that you’re full. You can have a low carb meal and feel full, but the second some ice cream touches your tongue It’s like you have a second stomach.
I have depression too hehe
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>>715116597Heehhheeee yeah...remember old Ms. Collins class....yeaah ha ha, good times Anon...yeah I've been round hittin' the open road ya know....living the DREAM ya know....hehh ehhehh....yeah the old BEASTMEISTER MOBILE is still goin' strong...gets the CHICKS....yeaaah....heeeh good times back then am I right? yeeeah....remember when I let one RIP in old Collins' class? Ha haaah *cough cough*...rad times....we should get the old BAND back together, and JAM....my mom's basement like old times....heeeeehheh....anyway....see ya around Anon....HEY ANON, BEASTMEISTER TROUBLLLLLE! .....hehehe....*cough*
>>715117383Looks like today was overall mid to shit. Glad I was at work.
>Reaching peak viewership
>Immediately subjected to 3 skits, gameshows, timewastes, and now a combined couch weight of 9 Tonnes running a godawful trannygame
Literally the least viewed GDQ ever
>>715117383Only thing that somewhat holds up is the horror block, and those runners coincidentally haven't trooned out.
>>715117330Thank you for reinforcing my belief that literally everyone that likes Serial Experiments Lain is a tranny.
>>715117394I'm staying! I'll be in the next one and the one after that!
RATE THE TRANNIES
I mean, THE RUN
>>715117489SSS trans rights!!
>>715117402Many such cases, transbians are more predatory than normal men
How jealous do trannies get of other trannies who actually sound like women?
>>715117136>Juice doesn't have high fructose corn syrupa lot of them do, and I haven't been trying to avoid that until recently
aew cope
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>>715117492Reminiscent of AEW
>>715117489S (i love romhacks)
>>715117489I wish I was unable to, but seeing as I can, K or failing that, ZZZZZZZZ
>>715117489What's the lowest rating? ZZZ?
Well lower than that.
>>715117492they’re gonna reach 1 million, chud
>>715117420i fucking love carbs and im skinny, rice is all carbs and asians have the lowest obesity rates in the world
stay smelly ketofag
>>715117489K / ZZZ whichever is worse
Reminder that Sent is the Director of Programming so the schedule is his fault.
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>>715117489ZZZZ
Literally three Zs is not enough
why is majority of /v/ pol 2.0 now? yeah there's trans in gdq so and there has been for years now, so what? did anyone tried to have fun at any point instead of hating all the time?
>>715117384Garrison, Zoast, Krauser, Ivan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmfV8IhsHq0
why doesn't grand pooh bear do the gdq kaizo shit anymore? kaizo used to be a bro down at these marathons, not a trans showcase
>>715117489I’ma do ‘em a ZZZZ
One for each of ‘em!!
>>715117489ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>715117489ZZZ
What a fucking disgrace
Of fucking course the trannies are mods of their community.
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>>715117535okay, NOW i'm angry. get ready, this is gonna hurt.
What an indictment of kaizo
>>715117489F
That was the worst run of the entire marathon.
>>715117537ZZZ doesn't pass
>>715117489ZZZZ
one for each "she"
>>715117489Z
if there's anything below Z, then that.
>>715117535YWNBAL
You Will Never Be A Lain
>>715117556I'm 100% sure they trauma-bond over their mental illness and don't actually like each other as people. The in-group competition just makes it worse.
ATTENTION: MY WIFE JAIDLYN IS SPEAKING NOW
>>715117489Z. Fake game. Fake women.
>>715117489K
First K rating I've done, it deseves it
>>715117571>AEW out of nowhereFuck you e-drone
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>>715117728She's a 5/10 bro
>>715117616>see man in dress>looks weird and hilarious>I must ignore this for some reason
>>715117489C for over estimate.
>Mental Health Specialist
Well she's in the right place
>>715117712anon i think your dog is sideways
>>715116917thats a mask dummy
I can't even tell who's a tranny and who's just an ugly woman at this point
lol you guys are so hysterical
Why does she sound so nervous?
>>715117748she's a 10/10 at gdq
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>>715116403>>715113590I refuse to be broken.
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>>715117489I'm doin' him a Z
>>715117616In all seriousness, if it bothered us that much we wouldn't watch it. The years long gone are remembered better and back then it was less focused on trans and more so on speed.
>>715117750He probably looks just like the fat dudes on the couch and doesnt want us making fun of them
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They better not force my man to say the thing.
I know it's a wish, but how great would it be if the mental health specialist expressed concern at the damage these people are doing to themselves?
>>715117616why do you care? yeah' there's conservative typs in /v/ and there has been for years now, so what?
>>715117420>but the second some store-bought all-hydrogenized-oil-no-milk* ice cream touches your tongue It’s like you have a second stomachEating real ice cream makes you feel full after a single cup bowl, since despite all the sugar it's also loaded with milk fat and proteins (or the extra egg proteins if it's that kind of ice cream).
How the hell are viewership numbers still so high? I wouldn't watch this shit in a million years without 4chan.
If she is a mental health specialist why doesn't she help all these trannies at the event
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>>715117814Fyi guy would never give a Z
>>715116862How true is this, spics?
lmao this mental case helps people with mental health "issues"
i would not take advice from anyone with a nose ring
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>>715117616Event got picked up by /pol/ as the hatewatch show you don't want to miss, so they show up for all of GDQ.
>>715117803She went to solve mental health issues abroad and now realized she never had to leave the country.
>>715117812You are a much stronger man than I, godspeed
>>715117914That's the typical white woman therapist.
>>715117764sorry my phone was sideways when I posted it. Can you tip her over for me
>>715117875because that would be disastrous for her mental health
>>715117812dangerously based
Imagine being in a 3rd world country struggling and then this broad comes up to you trying to feed you propaganda
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>>715117592fatties see something that's 50% fat by calories and holds a flame and call it carbs
I'm finally free!
....missed you guys....
>>715117873Some people just turn it on as background noise, not me though, it's been muted for at least the last three or four hours.
This shot is horrendously underexposed and it's pissing me off.
How the fuck can you guys get over a gorillion dollars each year and still not know how to work a camera?
>>715117873It's the legacy speedrunning event a lot of people have fond memories of from the early years of twitch, it's coasting by on all those people who followed the channel back then. That's what I'm guessing. But this is the lowest viewed SGDQ so people are probably getting sick of this troon cult stuff, it's never been this bad before
>>715117875You don't sell the cure. You sell them bullshit to guarantee job safety.
>>715117969>I know your son is starving, but have you considered that he's actually a girl?
>>715117873they're literally less than 1/3 than what they were 3 years ago at this time
>>715118024They do it for free, so all the good people get poached by places that will actually pay them
>it comes from a place of love but...
>they keep epileptics in chains
What the fuck
>>715117489F for fuck trannies
>>715117897callate el hocico
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>>715117959FUCK IM SO SORRY
>>7151180053 day vacation? me too
VIDEO GAMES
>>715118005Imagine a gdq stellar blade run with he/hims
Yo wtf even is this interview?
>>715117616/v/ isn't about games anymore, get on with the times gramps
I MIGHT fuck the half-black shrink
>>715118043>"oh no, why is nobody watching our event anymore?">"Hmmmmm must be...because..not enough diversity! We need to reach the modern audience!">AGDQ 2026, every runner is trans or black, you MUST have a trans person on the couch and every 40 minutes "TRANS RIGHTS!" flashes on the screen
>>715118024Is called mood lighting sweatie look it up
It's surprising how much more tolerable this woman is when she isn't expressing fake hype
Jaidlyn serious face is so hot
>>715117897muy true senor, mi corazon es dolor
>>715118130Yep, over text. Didn't even post an image, just words....
i missed the last fatales, and when i was looking through it earlier to see how many biological men there were in comparison to women, i saw this and couldn't believe how similar it was.
did /v/ notice this too? it can't be a coincidence, this guy knew exactly what he was doing.
>>715118142Depressed bitch helping psycho turd worlders
>cnn interviews terrorist leader
>>715117489Didn't watch it, even though I never closed the thread.
>>715117616gamer gate 2.0
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>>715117856You aren’t wrong, processed shit is terrible. I ended up buying a creami and make my own, basically turning protein shakes into ice cream
>>715118142psychological masturbation
Has anyone gotten an mpv crop script and the auto-mute script to play nice with each other? Easy crop and auto-mute don't seem to work at the same time.
>>715118131They would go insane which is funny because it would literally just be men playing a video game, that's it.
>>715118005Why isn't there a Stellar Blade run? It's on PC now and there's plenty of speedrunning tech with how traversal and movement works in the game.
I'm still laughing from a few days ago when that one runner said "Yes even if you're sitting here and watching this stream, you are RESISTING!!!"
>chain up your kid and drop them off at the psych hospital
>>715118235>using troonix
>>715117712tell her she's cute please
>>715117914That's 99% of "therapists", the other 1% is male. Bitch is just some crazy yoga woo loser female who prays to Shroomasutra.
>>715118202tell me about it, bro, these threads...
>Africa
>Ukraine
Huh, no mention of palestine, funny how that just keeps happening huh?
>>715118227This guy's sideways's icecream and the other guy's sideways dog should hang out
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>>715118267we all know why, anon
To be honest that last run was more like a B but the sheer audacity to have four troons on commentary meant there was no salvaging it.
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>>715118235Why is Draygon an Eldritch horror?
Why does she have SKULLS on her head
>>715118272mpv is for windows, too.
>>715118270I checked the chart for that run and chart guy turned all our Ns into Zs
>>715118126OH NO!! this is the one thing I didn't want to happen!
>>715117243I was thinking the same thing anon
I would fuck this bitch and cum in her afro. Some good dick will cure her mental problems.
>>715117616Go watch the RCT2 run and get back to me
she takes care of herself by taking my BWC
>>715118189>every 40 minutes "TRANS RIGHTS!" flashes on the screenWe actually saw that technology this event already. if nobody says it for a while they will flash a message about it.
>>715118296Gaza is a fucking crater bro, Israel actively targets aid workers. Ain't nobody going there.
>>715118189Isn't it weird how there are almost no blacks here though? How have they not been called out for that yet?
>>715118310most honest username
>>715118295i feel like gdq mods are jannies here too....
>i'm going on my next mission to ukraine soon
stop donating, y'all, we gotta make sure MSF can't afford her plane ticket or she's gonna die
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based
he means female genital mutilation btw
>>715118310The rest of the year without their GDQ weekly hugbox must be a living hell for him.
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this host lady is too good for this event
>>715118205In every caricature, there is a kernel of truth.
>>715118405They are. One at least.
>>715118450kek, thanks anon!
>>715117489Zzz
Can we please make a lower ranking? This was the worst gdq run of all time
what the fuck did I just tune into what is this gay shit where are the games
>>715117489A just to ballance out a tranny hater or two. the run wasn't that bad just watch on mute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsZoTTl59hg
I'm dying of boredom here!
>sit down after a long day
>open stream with my fellow /v/ anons
>not even fucking video games being played
ahhh this is the life.
I can't believe there's an actual good interview with normal people at GDQ
please shut the fuck up already
nobody fucking cares
>>715118189The event planners are all faggot theaterkids, it has been entirely co-opted by terminally online freaks. In 10 years this event will be completely dead and none of them will understand what happened.
>oy, don't look at the news now that it's not in our best interest
holy shit shut the fuck up
>the only antidote is staying active
fatties who were just on the couch aren't gonna like that the only cure for their major issues is a treadmill
>women talking
they are not saying anything of value its so uninteresting
>>715117812This is sgdq althougheverbeit
>>715118575its honestly probably the best advice these terminally online retards could get. none of the shit theyre fudging their huggies over will ever actually affect them.
>she's a coolmatty truther
I dont think he even lost his hands and leg
>>715118189>every 40 minutes "TRANS RIGHTS!" flashes on the screen>please suck verification cock
>>715118556they have to stall for $40k
giving yourself PERMISSION
MINDFULNESS
HERE AND NOW
>Having mental health issues and depression?
>Playing video games as escapism is good!
>>715118552>stop watching the fucking news and consuming doom and gloombest piece of advice she gave to these bundles of sticks
America honestly what the fuck happened
You guys used to be so fucking cool
WTF went wrong????
>>715118360Don't fall for her Jewess tricks!
this woman has mastered the art of walking on eggshells
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holy shit bitch either start eating my asshole or shut the fuck up
>>715118551entertainment first, friends second, ads third, video games fourth, speedruns last
JUST
ENJOY
THE
SHOW
>>715118478Low self esteem. She just let a gang of trannies walk all over her for 45 minutes.
ffta
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>>715116802most gay men have feminine brains. thats why they all got aids and took no accountability. autisms learn gays exist and go maybe dats me hurr durr cause theyre socially retarded
she probably likes being choked by her husband's boss
>>715118659shut the FUCK UP Marche
why don't they get cute/ baddy trannys instead of fat ugly ones?
>>715118664she's right but orange man is ruining the country
>>715118712Fuck you Marche!
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>>715118690>that nose ring
>>715118690you dont want her anywhere near your asshole anon
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>>715118005I just picked up Stellar Blade today.
I was gonna wait for a sale but I realized that there's literally nothing else I'm looking forward to coming out this year, so I might as well just get it. I mean if I don't I'm just gonna end up spending more money on gacha or an MMO.
Doom The Dark Ages was a big disappointment (and I bought that full price too) so I hope Stellar Blade lives up to the hype.
these hippie retards tucked their balls between their thighs and took my hobby from me
This afro lady actually seems like a good person and not a virtue signaler.
Holy fuck lady you're making me feel like I'M in libya right fucking now with this droning speech
>>715118701>Just enjoy
>>715118715That's true, autism parasitically attaches to many many things it doesnt have
>>715118771Post your speedrun.com account
bright red blood looking toenails. why do women love this color? it's so disgusting to look at.
>>715118769i havent purchased a video game since the mid 2010s
Why are you guys so jaded and cynical?
>>715118836just enjoy the runs
>>715118805Swiftalu is a qt.
>>715118635oops, changed it ty
>>715118836Why do trannies need chronic censorship, and lies to exist?
>>715118836I haven't been touched by a woman in years
Is this fucking bitch ever gonna shut the fuck up
>>715118798Shes a psychiatrist, she's the ultimate brainwashing scam artist.
>>715118736Passing trannies have lives, and looking like a woman when you're not eats up a huge chunk of your day. They don't have time to play games. Best you can hope for are cute boymoders or whatever they're calling them these days.
>>715118736Speedrunning attracts AGP trannies.
>>715118769It's good. I don't think you'll be disappointed.
Well this stream is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that SGDQ was the greatest speed running event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This TAS fan (AKA a fan of REAL SPEEDRUNS) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb
>Do you play any games?
>I don't...
video game event everybody
>>715118836It's a way of making the most of a world that can feel really alienating and confusing to live in.
>>715118914>>6 bud lights
>>boneless wings>>pizza sticks>>sliders>>and a chocolate molten lava cakePost weight
I know it's an autistic thing to say but I can't understand how some people go their whole lives without playing videogames
DUCK HUNT MENTIONED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>715118914You need four spoons to eat that, huh?
>>715118836The more you learn about the world the more jaded you become. Ignorance is bliss.
>normal woman comes on and gives genuinely good advice
>/v/ schizos are dismissive
You guys need help.
>>715118914Two white guys are doing the next race if that changes anything
>>715118914>Anyways I just downed>>6 bud lights
>>boneless wings>>pizza sticks>>sliders>>and a chocolate molten lava cakepost belly
>>715118914Aww hell yeah anon, you just reminded me I got a beer in the fridge.
>>715118962super metroid looking sus
>>715118964Anon, the girl just said she was a /co/fag simping for tazmania
>>715118964They are simply the normalest of fags
>Mental illness awareness segment after tranny run
kek
can this dollar store ripley shut the fuck up already
Damn these two love hearing each other talk huh
Holy shit they actually moved the schedule forward for once; I guess even they couldn't stand listening to this jewess prattle on about nothing in particular.
So today's prime time consisted of a gameshow that dragged on for way too long, a troonsquad kaizo run, and an interview that dragged on for way too long. Amazing.
This woman is based but /v/ will always find something to nitpick about
the Psychologist doesn't even play video games, so she'd never browse /v/, so she'll never know that I cum tributed her
crowd can I get a HOYYYPE for the victims of torture?!?!
>>715118769i thought it was meh
automata did everything better except the combat
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where the video games?
>>715118964One guy at work still thinks videogames are shit like pacman and galaga.
I can't blame him for not having interest.
Everyone itt at this point with this godless fucking event
>>715118769I only buy old video games. If it's not at least 80% of I don't even consider it.
>>715118836It's not just us. Look at the viewership trends for this year relative to the last few.
im just gonna bury my problems in VIDEO GAMES thank you
>>715118964some women's hobby is literally instagram/tiktok, and it's somehow wrong to mention how it's not a real hobby
imagine if your only hobby was 4chan, that's all you did in your free time
that jewish girl wants to fuck that purple haired girl.
>>715118972>normal woman>48 year old woman with a bull style nose ring, tattoos, and an afro with shaved sides
>>715118836The modern world fucking sucks. The world we grew up in literally no longer exists. The world we were promised we'd inherit never materialized.
>>715119089in the BEBEBEBEBBE.
>>715118972Sum it up for me, I had it on mute and went to the bathroom.
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this is 100% AI generated, i don't care that it has an artist's name attribute to it
Is TASbot back this year or did i miss him?
please just play video games
>>715118836I have so many good memories of GDQ, I remember the first run I ever saw was an SGDQ run of some hilarious pac man game. And ever since then I’ve tuned in and watching something I once loved progressively get worse makes me feel emotions I didn’t know I was capable of. I keep tuning in like a supporting family member secretly wishing their cousin would finally get their act together.
>>715119124>imagine if your only hobby was 4chan, that's all you did in your free time
>>715119138Life is still trainwreck kino though
All the yetee SGDQ shirts on the screen, the 2 MegaMan shirts that Capcom snuck in there and I bought aren't there. Heh
>>715119027Based Hulkster
>>715119152love yourself sis
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>>715119110It's like going to the zoo, but free
>>715118972huh? I follow her best advice, I avoid all news and live under a rock, just doing my own thing, go to my classes and play my video games. life is good
That was an unnecessarily long interview.
Why do they always pull this shit ahead of the anticipated runs like Super Metroid?
>>715116249 (OP)reminder that children have feelings too!
>>715119152Find something to help you mentally unwind
Stop being so tuned into the news and shock culture
Mental health important
>>715119124I don't have to imagine
lets get those doctors some borders, boys
>>715119154they've been making these exact designs for 10 years now though
>>715118964my parents are like that. i think they resent that me and my brother are NERDS so always stayed away from it
>>715117489K
Probably the worst thing we've have suffered since the event began.
I really hope our nights don't get any more Godless or we will have to make new ranks.
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>>715119085I fucking hated Automata's gameplay and thought the story was overblown so I'm probably the audience.
>>715119243trust me, i can tell by the pixels
Finally, some good fucking food
SUPER
FUCKING
METROID
NO TRANNIES
FINAL DESTINATION
Finally a fucking speedgame
Super Metroid. Finally a good fucking game.
>>715118964It's becoming more common with zoomer girls but you have to remember that women literally just follow trends and do what's popular.
FINALLY A GOOD FUCKING RUN
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why do y'all act surprised to see exactly what's on the schedule?
>>715119165most speedgamers don't like TAS because they don't personally see the work that goes into it. they assume it's just throwing computer at game
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>low% with oats and eddy
Potential S run incoming
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Hey a black dude who isn't the quake 64 choker and he seems chill
super metroid has solved racism
>>715119154It's very clearly not.
is that big jon on the couch?
Eddie is too good he'll win
beginning of this game is so good, but I always got lost 1-2 hours in and gave up
>>71511911380 percent of what?
>2 white guys
>1 asian guy
>1 weeb black guy
name a more based friend group
How much (non-tranny) feet has there been?
>>715118163Neither is GDQ
>Tech crew switches the names after the couch introduces themselves
thank christ some white males
Hey /v/ I'm on camera, can you guess who I am?
>Perfect sync throughout intro sequence
>>715117489ZZZ, the commentary was rules for thee, not for me tier
I WANT VIDEO GAMES RIGHT NOW
>>715119297>>715119352You know they will correct this by dono spamming you know what.
>no pronouns for the couch
>>715119365getting lost is the best part anon
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this is the worst ending schedule of any gdq in history all of these games are fucking awful
>>715117806I knew this image would get some mileage this week
GDQ always brings out the most pozzed users of /v/
wheres the latest grades?
>>715117740troon spoted
still tony btw
>Ryan Ford
Made me laugh for some reason
>>715119365wow you suck. I could understand if you get completely lost by ridley but 1-2 hours?
>>715119347look at the d-pad and think about what it would look like if the thumb wasn't there
I see that young sprout on the front row
go get em you little tyke!!!!
>>715119467what's wrong with mario 64? that's a classic saturday game
kirby could've been cool but it's a fucking TAS
>>715119448HERE'S 5 DOLLARS FOR TRANS ROIGHTS HOIIIIPE
This is ironically way more diverse of runners and couch than 100% mtf white trannies last run.
>>715119467>deltatooneYAAY
>went out for groceries during the intermissions to dodge the tranny running kaizo SMW
>wake up PC
>sit down
>the second my ass touches the seat i hear "ONE"
>sm starts
almost a frame perfect tranny skip
>>715119467>mario kart world knock tourthis is not a fucking speedrun what the fuck
>>715119467>no chapter 3 or 4 kino>no tenna, no knight, no gerson, no titan.Lame.
I lost my speedrun folder
looking for the peggle, but its the 2 bigjons
>>715118375No way that's real.
>>715119418Definitely the big bitch in yellow up front
>>715119462>>715119487I suck, I even bought it when they released it for 3DS for toilet play and still got lost at the same points. Still a cool game
>>715119467>Mario Kart World Knockout Toursover an hour of driving in straight lines lmao banger
>>715118375We're running out of things to joke about GDQ
Soon even the dilation stations will be real
>>715119467>the checkpoint>one run>event recapcheckpoint seems a lil redundant, dont it?
>>715119467Who the fuck hasn't watched a billion SM 64 runs by now?
>>715119467>the big 2 million dollar milestone incentive is going to be fucking mario kart>not even a real run with interesting tech, but a knockout tour "showcase"
>>715119562you're really going to make me turn 180 degrees to turn on my laptop and look for it
>>715119131Yeah, she was lost in her eyes. Which is weird because Jaidlyn is one year of SSRI's off of getting rubie_heart's crazy sanpaku eyes.
>>715119467>if they don't hit the bonus goal there will be 3 hours between games at the endel em ayy oh
>4 dudes
>Only pronoun is he/him
>Metroid
>Good gameplay
>Good comentary
>4 dudes
Yep, this is gonna be good
>>715119467>classic solo run of sm64 120 starcould be worse. though it will definitely be ruined by dono begging
>>715119563why wouldnt it be real. they openly cheer trans rights and all clap for it (nothing to do with the event btw)
>>715118836We have experienced a time long ago where nobody even knew what a tranny was
The games were better back then too
Now we live in this Kalergi hellscape
>>715118375I didn't see it, what the fuck
>>715119467>Celeste for the 20th time because le tranny I'm so sick of this bros...could even be a good game but this event has ruined it for me
Only good run today, so far.
>>715119467The only game with potential here is Mario 64.
>>715119587I'm still on my 11th parallel universe.
holy shit a run is happening
>>715119564Kek I think I'm the lightest person here aside from children
This run feels like it's from a different event
>>715119581>Soon the dilation stations will be real>He doesn't knowWhere do you think the meme came from?
>>715117383This should say SGDQ shouldn’t it?
Speedruns... I remember speedruns...
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>>715119721you know damn well every single person AND the host on that will be a (((woman))).
>>715119727>he missed rose and camelliabest run of the marathon was today, followed by hours of absolute dogshit
>>715119828>He doesn't know
My god they're practically in sync.
>>715119563It is and they were using it during the Sayonara Mario run 30 minutes ago.
>>715119467>deltarunepfft
>>715119839It was funny but it wasn't a good speedrun
Ideally I'd like both, and SM usually delivers because it's just normal 30-something men bantering
>>715119712Maybe stop being a conspiracy theory schizo and touch grass?
Here come the anonymous $1000 donations.
>>715118375god you have to be joking
>$1000 anonymous dono
so it begins
Kek, guy should have said "animals like yoshi and women".
>>715119930wow how did you know
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>>715119467>Tfw you don't even recognize any runner/couch names for the final hours of the marathon except Msushi
>>715119949kek that would have been kekking epic, too bad he didn't
>>715119872I had it on 2nd monitor so I missed it then, honestly it's getting to the point I wonder why I even have this on kek. Guess to post here
>>715119232It's $6 per shirt are you retarded
what does the ice part of the category mean?
i missed the intro
>>715119934Well, it's currently 8 PM over there and they're 35k away from 1 million.
They'll break it definitely before 12:00 am.
That fucking reverse walljump over the moat is insanely tough.
>>715119467Hey Kirby is gr-
>TASoh...
>>715119913spike that isnt you, the real spike knows name fagging is for being a huge fag.
>oatsngoats
damn i remember this dude running super metroid 10 years ago
whats with the dude with ds in the front row?
>sound not moving to the one in the lead
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
super metroid not being the ending game ruined these events and you can't prove me wrong
>>715119983>gigachad musclemaxing normie>has played super metroid on a crt for 20 years>no pronouns>doesn't interact with trannies>just a chill dudeoats is the goat for a reason
>>715120017There's a few different ways to low % the game, like speed booster instead of ice beam
I have only beat Metroid as a kid with the help of Nintendo Power
I recently beat Hollow Knight
I have never played Super Metroid
Should I play Super Metroid?
>>715120017getting ice beam
there is a different route where you don't get the ice beam
I turned away for a few seconds and Phantoon was already dead..
>>715119467I hate how Celeste runs got ruined by trannies
>>715119913didn't know spike still posted in these threads
>gdq used to be 18 years old and 23 year olds having fun speedrunning retro games
>it's now filled with 30 year olds and 40 year olds
grim...
Imagine bringing your child to a GDQ marathon.
>>715120110>Should I play [one of the best games of all times]?
>>715120097>>715120121oh that makes sense, thanks
>>715120110yeah it's great
>>715120110You should learn to think for yourself first
>>715120073Dunno if I want it to be on the final day because they usually go insane with the donation shilling to the point where it overshadows the run
>>715120110Yes but if you want something shorter, you could also try Zero Mission.
>>715119792A retarded fake text by Mister "Vtubers aren't real children" Metokur.
wow that donation sure was funny
>>715120149zoomers only play roblox and fortnite these days as well as any flavor of the month ipad game
>>715120110it's not a long game. if emulating, check out shaders + reshade, if you have the hardware for it
>>715120149*gack* oh no...
what does this donator think hunters do to animals?
How did a reference to a 4chan post get past the donation wall
For fucks sake lower the character limit
>>715120131sad, but it was made by one
>>715120110Beating Super Metroid should be a requirement to post on this board
Why don't they just have a ~200 character limit on donations? That shit is so insanely not funny.
oh my god its still going
>>715120161maybe the kid wants to be there and the parent is being supportive
>>715120161They have a policy where the child can't be unattended. Understandable but the implications are grim
So the difference so far is phantoon being slightly slower on Oats + him getting screwed on missiles.
>>715120240it's modified from an old copypasta about returning shopping carts
>>715119467>Sample Kirby TASHey, I already watched that video. It was pretty good.
Are they just going to play that video on the big screen and call it a day? Grim.
>>715120110>should I play what is still one of the best METROIDvanias everYes anon, fuck. Dont use a guide until way later and ONLY if you get absolutely stuck. If SM had Primes "warning" fail safe where after enough time of making 0 progress an alert would happen saying "Go in this general area" it would be perfect.
He's doing the shopping cart pasta and somehow making it gay and cringe.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP THERE'S A DONIE TO READ
>This is the ultimate litmus test for a hunter
"Call me Ishamel"-ahh donation message
>>715120232normalfags/tiktok are well aware of the shopping cart thing, it's such common knowledge that you can't use it anymore as a test because pretenders will do it now
>>715120161nah he's cool, you know that kid really wants to be there and the dad just wants to bond
the real litmus test is sending money to this event
>>715120258>Was that the cart pasta?100%
>>715120283Phantroon was a big time loss since we are in seconds with these two. Still plenty of shit to go wrong for both. Phantoon is just pure RNG, nothing you can do.
How were you supposed to know you could break the tube?
>oats losing
it's over. this is his last gdq, he's washed
>>715120321i donate directly to MSF without GDQ getting credit
>>715120273Those policies are more often made because children are annoying than because they're in danger.
>>715120358Buy the guide or pay to call nintendo
Not joking
>>715120358if you wait on the intro screen for a bit the demo will show the tube being broken
>>715120358there's another broken tube
>>715120358wait till the title screen goes into its demo and shows you.
>>715120382TWITCH MODS BAN THIS MAN
>>715120358metroid does it on the attract mode screen as a hint
>>715120273Grim but I laughed.
never enjoyed a Super Metroid run and never will
Movement and tech is not compelling
!!!FACT!!!
>>715120358The idea is supposed to come to you in a dream after a full day of not knowing how to advance
>>715120358spamming super bombs everywhere like anyone would
Are their lives not worth more than a few seconds?
>>715120414FALSE
You're thinking of the TV commercial.
>>715120450Many such homos
Wait, the samus can turn into a ball?
>>715120363oats is 1 mistake from coming back to a big lead.
my email has been banned in GDQ since 2012 for typing "cosmo"
>>715120358That's the true litmus test of a hunter, their respect (or lack thereof) for tubes.
>>715120382thx for helping MSF bring africans to europe!
>>715120363Him and Eddie hold the 1st & 3rd for this category. He's fine losing to Eddie. Regular bants with him and Imyt on his streams when they race/rando with each other.
>>715120467>spamming super bombs everywhere like anyone wouldthis
>>715120513Nobody fucking cares
>>715120513cosmo was still cosmo in 2012 you liar
>>715120358>>715120358That tube is the 'How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?' of video games.
>>715120513He didn't troon out until like 2015 though.
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>$3 shirts
how do they afford this
>donating to doctors sans medicens
>ends up in the pocket of some corp.
>africans will always live in a shithole no matter what because africa
>>715120519And america. Minnesota is full of Somalians from boats
So, what made the last run so bad? I was busy but I saw you guys were suffering more than usual on a bad tranny run.
>33 years old
>still looks like he's 20
>still playing super metroid
I have never played a 2D Metroid.
>>715120358in the remake Samus will stop in the tube room and the camera will zoom in and you'll see obvious cracks on it and she'll say "Hmm... that structure looks weak...maybe if I had a more POWERful BOMB..."
and then the Power Bomb indicater will flash on the screen
>>715120596Third-world slave labor. What else? Are you stupid?
Oats back in the lead, doubters in shambles
OatsNGoats has taken the lead back.
i'm feeling a DNF incoming
>>715120636you can tell he's having fun
>>715120660the shipping costs alone make this impossible. there is no way they make money like this
>>715120652i never played a 3d metroid, we're even
>>715120596it's a mystery shirt, aka you get the junk that won't sell
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Oats is the goats.
>>715120652Play Super and Fusion or you're stupid
>>715120149>millennial core, the event>only millennials are on itshocking indeed
>>715120659I know you're joking but Metroid Dread never did anything that obnoxious
Damn, starting to feel like a classic GDQ. They must HATE these no pronoun users.
>>715120636The white man's burden
SM seems like the last remaining chill speedrun community
That perfect sync was really cool
>>715120659You forgot:
>NEW OBJECTIVE: Find some power bombs
>>715120598keep being fearful of this oasis :-)
>>715120698They're past Phantoon, so Ridley's lair and Ridley are the main potential sources for DNF. Mother Brain too if they mess up with taking damage.
Super Metroid truly is a gamer's game. Cheers, fellas!
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And they're sync'd again.
I've beat Super Metroid so many times but can still never reliably bomb jump
>>715120738you were saying?
>>715120810I still get lost in Norfair
>>715120806I spoke too soon. He got fucked on getting a single super.
>>715120810I can wall jump reliably in Zero Mission but not in Super
>>715120894that's because SNES lags at all times
>>715120110usually I'd disagree with anons here who have their eyes clouded with 20 year old nostalgia but it really is a game that holds up well to the modern year
>>715120770Yeah, 21 minutes into a super technical run. It was kinda surreal. MegaMan x had a race like that YEARS ago that was like that, with that dude who always took his shirt off
>>715120891Think there's another grind session before Mother Brain, so can gain/lose time there too
>>715120943Eh, lag makes the wall jump easier for me, it's just the input method being a bit funky
>>715120652I played the first couple areas of Fusion a decade ago on GBA and found myself tired of it and quit.
>>715120960That'd be Caleb. He's banned from GDQ.
Game is too hard for me to play. Cool though.
>>715120982There's one before Draygon
>>715120596Selling unsellable inventory for 10 cents profit vs taking a loss
>>715121028Did he do stuff he shouldn't have?
>>715120389Yeah I know but it's a funny coincidence anyway
>>715121095He's a racist and hates the trans movement.
>>715121090Go to a craft store like Michaels or hobby lobby and they have all kinds of shirts for 3 bucks
>>715121028I remember people were making fun of Caleb during AGDQ 2013 because he was bulking and looked chubby as fuck from certain angles
How naive we were
>>715116503GDQ used to feel like a fun week long camping trip that I always looked forward to
Now I just watch the 5 or so runs that I actually want to watch and lurk these threads while doing something else
I miss old GDQ
>>715121162Awesome picture. It looks like Samus is giving birth to Ridley.
>>715121141But thats like legit 90%+ of the planet.
>>715121095He's just kind of your typical right-leaning white boi
>called another white guy (carcinogen i think) nigga>has some right-leaning ideas>probably hates trannies>doesn't like nu-GDQ>had some weird pregnancy scandal with that black prostitute who used to show up at ESA / GDQhe has no reason to attend anymroe
>>715121220>Irishman fighting for his right to say the N-WordA hero
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