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trans rights

EVERYBODY LIKES TO MIGGLE

I brought condoms.

>>715116286
TRANS WRONGS

>>715116256
>Autism
So you're telling me that somebody whose brain is not wired properly (autism) exhibits symptoms of their brain not being wired properly (gender dysphoria)?
SHOCKING

MIG!

mig

I miss him so much.

OatsnGoats waiting room, check in!
Will our boy execute?

Why is the Super Metroid run both a race and a meme category? Is it really impossible to just have the normal game anymore?

humiliation ritual

Views far far behind, donies doing fine.
Really makes ya think.

>>715116249 (OP)
I'm in

I have autism

IM A HEADBANGA

post yfw right now

>>715116334
Trans fats

miggin

after all these years i still have trouble believing shoujo is a trans woman and not a bio woman

>>715116354
nah he'll make excuses

>>715116350
actually how do you get this fat? I legit dont understand it

Why do you guys still watch this shit jesus christ just look at the absolute state

>>715116350
Oh no I'm late for my couch commentary slot!

>>715116359
>Why is the Super Metroid run both a race and a meme category?
Humiliation ritual

>>715116249 (OP)
mig

>>715116440
Why do you think he's wearing a mask, anon?
It's not because of "COVID"

>>715116440
What? No way she's trans, she talks like a real girl.

What is going to be the next good run? Metroid?

>>715116471
What r u watchin

>>715116359
OatsnGoats is too based they needed to make it lame

migger

>>715116503
Wow, what the fuck happened

>>715116451
A couple of large pizzas and a 2L of soda every day, plus a disability check will do it.

bros why are the posts so fucking shit? what the fuck?

No, no, no!
Wrong way!

>>715116440
noone can tell what you are when youre obese, wear a hat and a mask

>>715116451
a low nutrient density diet of psuedo-foods that short-circuit hunger signaling

>>715116451
Liquid calories is one of the easiest way to max out on your energy needs. So all excess fats just get stored. But even so that takes years and years.

>>715116560
troonification and ads becoming unbearable

>>715116526
Metroid should be fun
Dunno about Doom but it's an ad
Halo Reach Co-OP should be kino

>>715116440
His hat and mask get bigger every year. He has to hide his face more and more for a reason.

>>715116560
Open the stream right now and you'll see what has happened.

>>715116503
SHEEEEESH

>>715116476
DELETE THIS INCEL

>>715116340
Autism is never and will never be valid for being transgender.

>>715116560
covid destroyed viewership bigly

my disdain for kaizo goes back to when I played expert levels in mario maker and it was kaizo after kaizo back to back ruining my fun. Kaizo is not fun it’s for loons

>>715116359
meme category? it's fucking low% nigger and races are better

im here

hahaha you repressed the whips and the cum hihiho hohoho

>>715116587
i pretty much live off of juice and I was skinny as fuck my whole life until I actively started trying to gain weight

>>715116597
They all have the same haircut. It's like they're all mass produced.

>>715116359
Low Ice% is far from a meme category. It's one of the staple sequence breaks in the game. Plus, Oats has been a part of numerous standard SM races and meme categories before. This is a way to keep the game fresh with speedrunning without going crazy out there in niche-ness.

>>715116560
Look at whats on the stream

>>715116440
He has a good voice, but everything else is dire

>>715116635
vaxxies died? Sad.

why don't these guys run a cool kaizo like cool or cruel?

>>715116286
i haven't really been on /v/ in like 4-5yrs. do trannies still run this? speed running is mad gay with or without trannies

>>715116597
THAT (s)HE BLOWS

How come peak burger posting hours are such miserable threads

>>715116340
There's a reason they call it neurodivergence, it doesn't imply the change is a malfunction or irregularity.

>>715116414
I wouldn’t question it if it was in any random hack but the trannies were making a big deal about how this hack is a reimagining of a music game, but it doesn’t use some midi version of it’s music?

>>715116560
Turns out the majority of people are turned off by listening to fat nerds in dresses play video games for a whole week straight

>>715116606
The one that sounds like he's hawking a loogie forced me to mute it. They should really have an alt stream with just the game audio and video

>>715116450
classique oats

>>715116605
>Oats and Eddie
I'm expecting an A

A shame that tracker site doesn't list donation amounts by sponsor/anonymous/regular-human-names.

Will this top the rollercoaster tycoon run?

Daily reminder

>>715116721
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>715116723
i am a sad, miserable person

>>715116702
Lmao holy shit he looks so bad

>>715116662
I was a fat fuck all my life and then dropped 100 pounds in a year from diet and exercise. Basically became a crack pot nutritionist in my spare time so I get as lean as possible and keep the weight off. I got about 15 more pounds I want to lose to put me under 20% body fat.

>>715116597
Fuck me, there's not a single woman there?
>>715116702
Dude she literally talks 200% like a girl, there's no possible way this is a tranny in any way unless she says she is for meme reasons.

>>715116723
Misery likes company.

>>715116723
real answer? there are lots of young hispanics here and quite a few of them are sad and depressed and don't know how to speak their own language and always online

>>715116802
autism is the future, chud. deal with it

>>715116702
hes got the school shooter phenotype

>>715116702
HRT before puberty or something? Men normally don't sound like that.

Anybody got the chart?

>>715116721
Lmao check out the nasal cannula tubing
Amerifats so fat they literally cannot breathe

This is below reddit humor.

>>715116707
Are you baiting? I can sound like a girl and trick ppl too that doesnt make me a girl? Or does it....

5 on screen.
1 woman
4 fat retarded cring autistic woman lapers.

>>715116846
He literally admits to being a tranny on his twitch about page dude

>>715116897
>>715116702
wtf are you talking about, i clocked that shit immediately. doesn't remotely sound like a woman

>>715116846
>>715116509

rates it

>>715116597
>The smell

>>715116937
is this guy banned for life or what happened

>>715116932
Oops meant for >>715116846

>>715116921
ok but haev u considerd that we're queer?

>>715116873
>autists are immune to prop--
>*gets groomed by a discord server into taking hrt and starts wearing frilly dresses*
>AAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKK!

How jealous are those other trannies of Shoujo's voice?

>>715116897
You can change your voice with practice. It's difficult but possible. 99% of the troons on here don't even bother.

>>715116897
one of my friends literally sounds like a girl and hes not trans or anything

That couch has held three people all week. Did it shrink? It looks so small now.

>>715116963
for me it's MyAvatar

>>715116897
Yep. He's said before he was on it when he was young. Unfortunately for him his looks are giving it away hence the giant face coverings.

Remember when Super Metroid was a big deal at gdqs? I remember.

>Someone says literally anything
>Couch: hghshshshshssh FUNNI BECAUSE LE SEX JOKE TRANS RIGHTS

>>715116952
That's what I meant by meme reasons, to be pushed more into whatever algorithms or events.

But if it's really true, this is the tranny with the best voice ever in the history of the world.

>>715116662
Juice doesn't have high fructose corn syrup. HFCS is what tricks the brain into thinking it's more hungry than it actually is. You could try it yourself sometime. Go to a buffet and count how many plates of food you can eat just drinking water. Then go the next week and drink a cup or two of soda before hand and you'll be able to easily surpass how much food you ate previously.

>>715117080
Metroid, Half-life and Halo are the only reasons I watch this shit anymore

Imagine how devestated /v/ would be if this event got suicide bombed :(

>>715117030
They probably don't care. Just like how they don't care how they look beyond shaving and dressing like a toddler.

>>715116560
troon fatigue
no individual with any sense would want to subject anyone to this, and would be utterly weirded out when seeing these abominations on a screen
these are the types of people you turn your nose up in disgust toward on public transit before going back to your phone

>please clap
JEB! (kill me this run is absolute trash)

TRANNIES

>>715116969
>I'm a transgender woman
>I'm a woman
Which one is it?

>>715117052
the people got bigger

>>715117160
Is there a chance of that happening?!

>>715116493
Need a Tarman version of this

>>715117207
neither

Please god someone save me, I sat in the middle of the tranny cheering squad

>>715117160
We'll always have ESA

>>715117080
There was that one race that was really close a decade ago and since then a bunch of runs have been trainwrecks. Hopefully Oats and Eddie shittalk each other here as much as they shittalk each other during their regular streams.

>>715117052
“I am big… it’s the couch that got smaller.”

We've gone over the original estimate.

>>715117191
I don't mind trannies as long as they look hot to me (and I like fat hairy nerdy girls), but these are almost always just so ugly and make zero effort.

>>715116969
Haha the runner's name is Shoujo, which means girl in Japanese! That's so funny because the runner is a TGIRL. Lol LMAO

>>715117160
Chuds only shoot up grocery stores and schools. Vidya event shootings are for Chad only and he doesn't watch speedrun autism shit

>obvious man talking
>look at pronouns
>they/she
HUH?

>>715117207
>I'm a human
>I'm a mammal
>Uuhhh pick one??

Not mutually exclusive, silly!

This boss fight doesn't look that unfair.
Also it's hella Undertale coded.

>>715117287
Who was in that race oats, behemoth, ...?

>>715117080
before or after "races" where you cant see shit?
fucking hate races or randomizers

>>715117330
get out of my thread

>>715117207
He's a tranny that claims to be a lesbian. He's just a dude trying to exploit women through guilt into having sex with him.
He's a sexual predator, basically.

>>715117136
This anon is correct. Carbohydrates, especially refined sugars like corn syrup, cause insulin reactions that block leptin the hormone telling you that you’re full. You can have a low carb meal and feel full, but the second some ice cream touches your tongue It’s like you have a second stomach.

I have depression too hehe

>>715116597
Heehhheeee yeah...remember old Ms. Collins class....yeaah ha ha, good times Anon...yeah I've been round hittin' the open road ya know....living the DREAM ya know....hehh ehhehh....yeah the old BEASTMEISTER MOBILE is still goin' strong...gets the CHICKS....yeaaah....heeeh good times back then am I right? yeeeah....remember when I let one RIP in old Collins' class? Ha haaah *cough cough*...rad times....we should get the old BAND back together, and JAM....my mom's basement like old times....heeeeehheh....anyway....see ya around Anon....HEY ANON, BEASTMEISTER TROUBLLLLLE! .....hehehe....*cough*

>>715117383
Looks like today was overall mid to shit. Glad I was at work.

RATE Sayonara Mario

>Reaching peak viewership
>Immediately subjected to 3 skits, gameshows, timewastes, and now a combined couch weight of 9 Tonnes running a godawful trannygame
Literally the least viewed GDQ ever

>>715117383
Only thing that somewhat holds up is the horror block, and those runners coincidentally haven't trooned out.

Another trantastic run

>>715117330
Thank you for reinforcing my belief that literally everyone that likes Serial Experiments Lain is a tranny.

>>715117489
Z

>>715117489
K

>>715117489
ZZZ

>>715117394
I'm staying! I'll be in the next one and the one after that!

RATE THE TRANNIES

I mean, THE RUN

>>715117489
ZZZ

>>715117489
SSS trans rights!!

>>715117402
Many such cases, transbians are more predatory than normal men

How jealous do trannies get of other trannies who actually sound like women?

>>715117489
T

>>715117489
F

>>715117136
>Juice doesn't have high fructose corn syrup
a lot of them do, and I haven't been trying to avoid that until recently

>>715117489

ZZZ

>>715117492
Reminiscent of AEW

>>715117489
S (i love romhacks)

>>715117489
I wish I was unable to, but seeing as I can, K or failing that, ZZZZZZZZ

>>715117489
D

>>715117489
What's the lowest rating? ZZZ?
Well lower than that.

>>715117492
they’re gonna reach 1 million, chud

>>715117489
K

>>715117489
ZZZ

>>715117420
i fucking love carbs and im skinny, rice is all carbs and asians have the lowest obesity rates in the world
stay smelly ketofag

>>715117489
K / ZZZ whichever is worse

>>715117354
Kek

Reminder that Sent is the Director of Programming so the schedule is his fault.

>>715117489
zzz

>>715117489
Z

>>715117489
ZZZZ

Literally three Zs is not enough

>>715117489
D

why is majority of /v/ pol 2.0 now? yeah there's trans in gdq so and there has been for years now, so what? did anyone tried to have fun at any point instead of hating all the time?

>>715117489
zzzzzzzzzz

>>715117489
C

>>715117384
Garrison, Zoast, Krauser, Ivan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmfV8IhsHq0

>>715117489
ZZZZZ

>>715117489
K

why doesn't grand pooh bear do the gdq kaizo shit anymore? kaizo used to be a bro down at these marathons, not a trans showcase

>>715117489
I’ma do ‘em a ZZZZ

One for each of ‘em!!

>>715117489
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>715117489
ZZZ

>>715117489
ZZZ

>>715117489
Z

>>715117489
ZZZ
What a fucking disgrace

Of fucking course the trannies are mods of their community.

>>715117489
K

>>715117535
okay, NOW i'm angry. get ready, this is gonna hurt.

What an indictment of kaizo

>>715117489
ZZZ

>>715117489
F

That was the worst run of the entire marathon.

>>715117537
ZZZ doesn't pass

>>715117489
ZZZZ
one for each "she"

>>715117489
Z
if there's anything below Z, then that.

>>715117535
YWNBAL
You Will Never Be A Lain

>>715117556
I'm 100% sure they trauma-bond over their mental illness and don't actually like each other as people. The in-group competition just makes it worse.

>>715117489
A

>>715117489
K
unwatchable

>>715117610
(You) lier

ATTENTION: MY WIFE JAIDLYN IS SPEAKING NOW

>>715117489
Z. Fake game. Fake women.

>>715117489
K

First K rating I've done, it deseves it

>>715117571
>AEW out of nowhere
Fuck you e-drone

>>715117489
Z

>>715117489
K

>>715117728
She's a 5/10 bro

Jaidlyn cutie

>>715117616
>see man in dress
>looks weird and hilarious
>I must ignore this for some reason

>>715117489
C for over estimate.

>Mental Health Specialist
Well she's in the right place

>>715117712
anon i think your dog is sideways

>>715116917
thats a mask dummy

Autistic cutie alert?

Jaedelyn!

>>715117489
Z

Is this the woman Adef??

Blessed

I can't even tell who's a tranny and who's just an ugly woman at this point

>>715117489
K

lol you guys are so hysterical

Why does she sound so nervous?

>>715117748
she's a 10/10 at gdq

>>715116403
>>715113590
I refuse to be broken.

>>715117489
I'm doin' him a Z

>>715117616
In all seriousness, if it bothered us that much we wouldn't watch it. The years long gone are remembered better and back then it was less focused on trans and more so on speed.

>>715117750
He probably looks just like the fat dudes on the couch and doesnt want us making fun of them

>>715117773
hahahahaha

They better not force my man to say the thing.

>>715117748
And?

I know it's a wish, but how great would it be if the mental health specialist expressed concern at the damage these people are doing to themselves?

>>715117616
why do you care? yeah' there's conservative typs in /v/ and there has been for years now, so what?

>>715117489
ZZZ

>>715117420
>but the second some store-bought all-hydrogenized-oil-no-milk* ice cream touches your tongue It’s like you have a second stomach
Eating real ice cream makes you feel full after a single cup bowl, since despite all the sugar it's also loaded with milk fat and proteins (or the extra egg proteins if it's that kind of ice cream).

How the hell are viewership numbers still so high? I wouldn't watch this shit in a million years without 4chan.

If she is a mental health specialist why doesn't she help all these trannies at the event

>>715117806
DUDE

>>715117814
Fyi guy would never give a Z

>>715116862
How true is this, spics?

asdasdasd

lmao this mental case helps people with mental health "issues"

i would not take advice from anyone with a nose ring

>>715117616
Event got picked up by /pol/ as the hatewatch show you don't want to miss, so they show up for all of GDQ.

>>715117879
Kino Spike

>>715117803
She went to solve mental health issues abroad and now realized she never had to leave the country.

>>715117812
You are a much stronger man than I, godspeed

>>715117914
That's the typical white woman therapist.

>>715117764
sorry my phone was sideways when I posted it. Can you tip her over for me

>>715117875
because that would be disastrous for her mental health

>>715117812
dangerously based

Imagine being in a 3rd world country struggling and then this broad comes up to you trying to feed you propaganda

>>715117812
I kneel

>>715117592
fatties see something that's 50% fat by calories and holds a flame and call it carbs

I am migged

I'm finally free!

....missed you guys....

>>715117873
Some people just turn it on as background noise, not me though, it's been muted for at least the last three or four hours.

This shot is horrendously underexposed and it's pissing me off.
How the fuck can you guys get over a gorillion dollars each year and still not know how to work a camera?

>>715117873
It's the legacy speedrunning event a lot of people have fond memories of from the early years of twitch, it's coasting by on all those people who followed the channel back then. That's what I'm guessing. But this is the lowest viewed SGDQ so people are probably getting sick of this troon cult stuff, it's never been this bad before

>>715117489
ZZZ

>>715117875
You don't sell the cure. You sell them bullshit to guarantee job safety.

>>715117969
>I know your son is starving, but have you considered that he's actually a girl?

>>715117973
Do DSP!

>>715117873
they're literally less than 1/3 than what they were 3 years ago at this time

>>715117489
k

>>715117489
D

>>715118024
They do it for free, so all the good people get poached by places that will actually pay them

>it comes from a place of love but...
>they keep epileptics in chains
What the fuck

>>715117489
F for fuck trannies

>>715117897
callate el hocico

>>715117959
FUCK IM SO SORRY

>>715118005
3 day vacation? me too

VIDEO GAMES

>>715118005
Imagine a gdq stellar blade run with he/hims

>>715117472
>Cosmo
lmao

Yo wtf even is this interview?

>>715117489
Z

>>715117616
/v/ isn't about games anymore, get on with the times gramps

I MIGHT fuck the half-black shrink

>>715118043
>"oh no, why is nobody watching our event anymore?"
>"Hmmmmm must be...because..not enough diversity! We need to reach the modern audience!"
>AGDQ 2026, every runner is trans or black, you MUST have a trans person on the couch and every 40 minutes "TRANS RIGHTS!" flashes on the screen

>>715118024
Is called mood lighting sweatie look it up

It's surprising how much more tolerable this woman is when she isn't expressing fake hype

>>715117489
ZZZ

Jaidlyn serious face is so hot

>>715117897
muy true senor, mi corazon es dolor

>>715118130
Yep, over text. Didn't even post an image, just words....

i missed the last fatales, and when i was looking through it earlier to see how many biological men there were in comparison to women, i saw this and couldn't believe how similar it was.

did /v/ notice this too? it can't be a coincidence, this guy knew exactly what he was doing.

>>715118142
Depressed bitch helping psycho turd worlders

>>715117489
Didn't watch it, even though I never closed the thread.

>>715117616
gamer gate 2.0

>>715117856
You aren’t wrong, processed shit is terrible. I ended up buying a creami and make my own, basically turning protein shakes into ice cream

>>715118142
psychological masturbation

Has anyone gotten an mpv crop script and the auto-mute script to play nice with each other? Easy crop and auto-mute don't seem to work at the same time.

>>715118131
They would go insane which is funny because it would literally just be men playing a video game, that's it.

>>715118005
Why isn't there a Stellar Blade run? It's on PC now and there's plenty of speedrunning tech with how traversal and movement works in the game.

I'm still laughing from a few days ago when that one runner said "Yes even if you're sitting here and watching this stream, you are RESISTING!!!"

>>715118235
>using troonix

>>715117712
tell her she's cute please

>>715117914
That's 99% of "therapists", the other 1% is male. Bitch is just some crazy yoga woo loser female who prays to Shroomasutra.

>>715118202
tell me about it, bro, these threads...

>Africa
>Ukraine
Huh, no mention of palestine, funny how that just keeps happening huh?

>>715118227
This guy's sideways's icecream and the other guy's sideways dog should hang out

>>715117489
Zzz

>>715118267
we all know why, anon

To be honest that last run was more like a B but the sheer audacity to have four troons on commentary meant there was no salvaging it.

>>715118235
Why is Draygon an Eldritch horror?
Why does she have SKULLS on her head

>>715118272
mpv is for windows, too.

>>715118270
I checked the chart for that run and chart guy turned all our Ns into Zs

>>715118126
OH NO!! this is the one thing I didn't want to happen!

>>715117243
I was thinking the same thing anon

I would fuck this bitch and cum in her afro. Some good dick will cure her mental problems.

>>715117616
Go watch the RCT2 run and get back to me

she takes care of herself by taking my BWC

>>715118189
>every 40 minutes "TRANS RIGHTS!" flashes on the screen
We actually saw that technology this event already. if nobody says it for a while they will flash a message about it.

>>715118296
Gaza is a fucking crater bro, Israel actively targets aid workers. Ain't nobody going there.

>>715118189
Isn't it weird how there are almost no blacks here though? How have they not been called out for that yet?

>>715118310
most honest username

>>715117354
rumao

>>715118295
i feel like gdq mods are jannies here too....

>i'm going on my next mission to ukraine soon
stop donating, y'all, we gotta make sure MSF can't afford her plane ticket or she's gonna die

>>715118375
Oh my god

based
he means female genital mutilation btw

>>715118310
The rest of the year without their GDQ weekly hugbox must be a living hell for him.

this host lady is too good for this event

>>715118126
Is he ok?

>>715118205
In every caricature, there is a kernel of truth.

>>715118405
They are. One at least.

>>715118450
kek, thanks anon!

just enjoy the show

>>715117489
Zzz
Can we please make a lower ranking? This was the worst gdq run of all time

what the fuck did I just tune into what is this gay shit where are the games

>>715117489
A just to ballance out a tranny hater or two. the run wasn't that bad just watch on mute

>>715117489
ZZZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsZoTTl59hg

I'm dying of boredom here!

>sit down after a long day
>open stream with my fellow /v/ anons
>not even fucking video games being played
ahhh this is the life.

I can't believe there's an actual good interview with normal people at GDQ

please shut the fuck up already
nobody fucking cares

>>715118189
The event planners are all faggot theaterkids, it has been entirely co-opted by terminally online freaks. In 10 years this event will be completely dead and none of them will understand what happened.

holy shit shut the fuck up

>the only antidote is staying active
fatties who were just on the couch aren't gonna like that the only cure for their major issues is a treadmill

This is boring.

>women talking
they are not saying anything of value its so uninteresting

>>715118375
KEK

>>715118556
>>715118575
>>715118592
>>715118603
>>715118598

I care.

>>715117812
This is sgdq althougheverbeit

>>715118575
its honestly probably the best advice these terminally online retards could get. none of the shit theyre fudging their huggies over will ever actually affect them.

>she's a coolmatty truther
I dont think he even lost his hands and leg

>>715118189
>every 40 minutes "TRANS RIGHTS!" flashes on the screen
>please suck verification cock

>>715118556
they have to stall for $40k

giving yourself PERMISSION
MINDFULNESS
HERE AND NOW

>Having mental health issues and depression?
>Playing video games as escapism is good!

>>715118552
>stop watching the fucking news and consuming doom and gloom
best piece of advice she gave to these bundles of sticks

America honestly what the fuck happened

You guys used to be so fucking cool

WTF went wrong????

>>715118360
Don't fall for her Jewess tricks!

this woman has mastered the art of walking on eggshells

holy shit bitch either start eating my asshole or shut the fuck up

>>715118551
entertainment first, friends second, ads third, video games fourth, speedruns last
JUST
ENJOY
THE
SHOW

>>715118478
Low self esteem. She just let a gang of trannies walk all over her for 45 minutes.

>>715116802
most gay men have feminine brains. thats why they all got aids and took no accountability. autisms learn gays exist and go maybe dats me hurr durr cause theyre socially retarded

she probably likes being choked by her husband's boss

>>715118659
shut the FUCK UP Marche

why don't they get cute/ baddy trannys instead of fat ugly ones?

>>715118664
she's right but orange man is ruining the country

>>715118712
Fuck you Marche!

>>715118690
>that nose ring

>>715118690
you dont want her anywhere near your asshole anon

>>715118005
I just picked up Stellar Blade today.
I was gonna wait for a sale but I realized that there's literally nothing else I'm looking forward to coming out this year, so I might as well just get it. I mean if I don't I'm just gonna end up spending more money on gacha or an MMO.
Doom The Dark Ages was a big disappointment (and I bought that full price too) so I hope Stellar Blade lives up to the hype.

these hippie retards tucked their balls between their thighs and took my hobby from me

This afro lady actually seems like a good person and not a virtue signaler.

Holy fuck lady you're making me feel like I'M in libya right fucking now with this droning speech
>>715118701
>Just enjoy

>>715118715
That's true, autism parasitically attaches to many many things it doesnt have

>>715118771
Post your speedrun.com account

bright red blood looking toenails. why do women love this color? it's so disgusting to look at.

>>715118769
i havent purchased a video game since the mid 2010s

Why are you guys so jaded and cynical?

>>715118659
indeed

>>715118836
just enjoy the runs

>>715118805
Swiftalu is a qt.

>>715118635
oops, changed it ty

>>715118763
are you sure

>>715118836
Why do trannies need chronic censorship, and lies to exist?

>>715118836
I haven't been touched by a woman in years

Is this fucking bitch ever gonna shut the fuck up

>>715117489
K

video games

>>715118798
Shes a psychiatrist, she's the ultimate brainwashing scam artist.

>>715118736
Passing trannies have lives, and looking like a woman when you're not eats up a huge chunk of your day. They don't have time to play games. Best you can hope for are cute boymoders or whatever they're calling them these days.

>>715118736
Speedrunning attracts AGP trannies.

>>715118769
It's good. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

Well this stream is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that SGDQ was the greatest speed running event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This TAS fan (AKA a fan of REAL SPEEDRUNS) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb

>Do you play any games?
>I don't...
video game event everybody

>>715118836
It's a way of making the most of a world that can feel really alienating and confusing to live in.

>>715118914
>>6 bud lights
>>boneless wings
>>pizza sticks
>>sliders
>>and a chocolate molten lava cake
Post weight

I know it's an autistic thing to say but I can't understand how some people go their whole lives without playing videogames

DUCK HUNT MENTIONED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

>>715118914
You need four spoons to eat that, huh?

>>715118836
The more you learn about the world the more jaded you become. Ignorance is bliss.

>normal woman comes on and gives genuinely good advice
>/v/ schizos are dismissive
You guys need help.

>>715118914
Two white guys are doing the next race if that changes anything

>>715118914
>Anyways I just downed
>>6 bud lights
>>boneless wings
>>pizza sticks
>>sliders
>>and a chocolate molten lava cake
post belly

>>715118914
Aww hell yeah anon, you just reminded me I got a beer in the fridge.

>>715118962
super metroid looking sus

>>715118964
Anon, the girl just said she was a /co/fag simping for tazmania

>>715118964
They are simply the normalest of fags

>Mental illness awareness segment after tranny run
kek

>>715118972
Shut up.

can this dollar store ripley shut the fuck up already

Damn these two love hearing each other talk huh

Holy shit they actually moved the schedule forward for once; I guess even they couldn't stand listening to this jewess prattle on about nothing in particular.

So today's prime time consisted of a gameshow that dragged on for way too long, a troonsquad kaizo run, and an interview that dragged on for way too long. Amazing.

This woman is based but /v/ will always find something to nitpick about

the Psychologist doesn't even play video games, so she'd never browse /v/, so she'll never know that I cum tributed her

crowd can I get a HOYYYPE for the victims of torture?!?!

>>715118769
i thought it was meh
automata did everything better except the combat

where the video games?

>>715118964
One guy at work still thinks videogames are shit like pacman and galaga.
I can't blame him for not having interest.

Everyone itt at this point with this godless fucking event

>>715118769
I only buy old video games. If it's not at least 80% of I don't even consider it.

>>715118836
It's not just us. Look at the viewership trends for this year relative to the last few.

im just gonna bury my problems in VIDEO GAMES thank you

>>715118964
some women's hobby is literally instagram/tiktok, and it's somehow wrong to mention how it's not a real hobby
imagine if your only hobby was 4chan, that's all you did in your free time

that jewish girl wants to fuck that purple haired girl.

>>715118972
>normal woman
>48 year old woman with a bull style nose ring, tattoos, and an afro with shaved sides

>>715118836
The modern world fucking sucks. The world we grew up in literally no longer exists. The world we were promised we'd inherit never materialized.

>>715119089
in the BEBEBEBEBBE.

>>715118972
Sum it up for me, I had it on mute and went to the bathroom.

this is 100% AI generated, i don't care that it has an artist's name attribute to it

Is TASbot back this year or did i miss him?

please just play video games

>>715118836
I have so many good memories of GDQ, I remember the first run I ever saw was an SGDQ run of some hilarious pac man game. And ever since then I’ve tuned in and watching something I once loved progressively get worse makes me feel emotions I didn’t know I was capable of. I keep tuning in like a supporting family member secretly wishing their cousin would finally get their act together.

>>715119124
>imagine if your only hobby was 4chan, that's all you did in your free time

>>715118805
qt lezzybeans

>>715119138
Life is still trainwreck kino though

All the yetee SGDQ shirts on the screen, the 2 MegaMan shirts that Capcom snuck in there and I bought aren't there. Heh

>>715119027
Based Hulkster

>>715119152
love yourself sis

>>715119110
It's like going to the zoo, but free

>>715118972
huh? I follow her best advice, I avoid all news and live under a rock, just doing my own thing, go to my classes and play my video games. life is good

That was an unnecessarily long interview.
Why do they always pull this shit ahead of the anticipated runs like Super Metroid?

>>715116249 (OP)
reminder that children have feelings too!

>>715119152
Find something to help you mentally unwind

Stop being so tuned into the news and shock culture

Mental health important

>>715119124
I don't have to imagine

lets get those doctors some borders, boys

>>715117489
ZZZZ

>>715119154
they've been making these exact designs for 10 years now though

>>715119124
>imagine

>>715118964
my parents are like that. i think they resent that me and my brother are NERDS so always stayed away from it

>>715117489
K
Probably the worst thing we've have suffered since the event began.
I really hope our nights don't get any more Godless or we will have to make new ranks.

>>715119085
I fucking hated Automata's gameplay and thought the story was overblown so I'm probably the audience.

>>715119232
haha

>>715119243
trust me, i can tell by the pixels

Finally, some good fucking food

SUPER
FUCKING
METROID

NO TRANNIES
FINAL DESTINATION

Finally a fucking speedgame

Super Metroid. Finally a good fucking game.

oh shit

four guys

>>715118964
It's becoming more common with zoomer girls but you have to remember that women literally just follow trends and do what's popular.

Holy fuck I could cry

FINALLY A GOOD FUCKING RUN

why do y'all act surprised to see exactly what's on the schedule?

>>715119165
most speedgamers don't like TAS because they don't personally see the work that goes into it. they assume it's just throwing computer at game

>low% with oats and eddy
Potential S run incoming

>>715117489
K

Hey a black dude who isn't the quake 64 choker and he seems chill

super metroid has solved racism

>>715119154
It's very clearly not.

is that big jon on the couch?

Eddie is too good he'll win

Finally some videogames

beginning of this game is so good, but I always got lost 1-2 hours in and gave up

>>715117489
Z

>>715119113
80 percent of what?

>2 white guys
>1 asian guy
>1 weeb black guy
name a more based friend group

How much (non-tranny) feet has there been?

>>715118163
Neither is GDQ

>>715119347
wrong

thank christ some white males

Hey /v/ I'm on camera, can you guess who I am?

>>715117489
ZZZ, the commentary was rules for thee, not for me tier

I WANT VIDEO GAMES RIGHT NOW

>>715119124
>imagine

>>715119297
>>715119352
You know they will correct this by dono spamming you know what.

>>715119365
getting lost is the best part anon

this is the worst ending schedule of any gdq in history all of these games are fucking awful

>>715117806
I knew this image would get some mileage this week
GDQ always brings out the most pozzed users of /v/

wheres the latest grades?

>>715117740
troon spoted
still tony btw

>Ryan Ford
Made me laugh for some reason

>>715119365
wow you suck. I could understand if you get completely lost by ridley but 1-2 hours?

I like metroid

>>715119347
look at the d-pad and think about what it would look like if the thumb wasn't there

I see that young sprout on the front row
go get em you little tyke!!!!

>>715119467
what's wrong with mario 64? that's a classic saturday game

kirby could've been cool but it's a fucking TAS

>no zoast
why even bother

>>715119448
HERE'S 5 DOLLARS FOR TRANS ROIGHTS HOIIIIPE

This is ironically way more diverse of runners and couch than 100% mtf white trannies last run.

>>715119467
>deltatoone
YAAY

>went out for groceries during the intermissions to dodge the tranny running kaizo SMW
>wake up PC
>sit down
>the second my ass touches the seat i hear "ONE"
>sm starts
almost a frame perfect tranny skip

>>715119467
>mario kart world knock tour
this is not a fucking speedrun what the fuck

>>715119467
>no chapter 3 or 4 kino
>no tenna, no knight, no gerson, no titan.

Lame.

I lost my speedrun folder
looking for the peggle, but its the 2 bigjons

>>715118375
No way that's real.

>>715119418
Definitely the big bitch in yellow up front

>>715119462
>>715119487

I suck, I even bought it when they released it for 3DS for toilet play and still got lost at the same points. Still a cool game

>>715119467
>Mario Kart World Knockout Tours
over an hour of driving in straight lines lmao banger

>>715118375
We're running out of things to joke about GDQ
Soon even the dilation stations will be real

>>715119467
>the checkpoint
>one run
>event recap
checkpoint seems a lil redundant, dont it?

>>715119467
Who the fuck hasn't watched a billion SM 64 runs by now?

>>715119467
>the big 2 million dollar milestone incentive is going to be fucking mario kart
>not even a real run with interesting tech, but a knockout tour "showcase"

>>715119562
you're really going to make me turn 180 degrees to turn on my laptop and look for it

>>715119131
Yeah, she was lost in her eyes. Which is weird because Jaidlyn is one year of SSRI's off of getting rubie_heart's crazy sanpaku eyes.

>>715119481
>>715117383

>>715119467
>if they don't hit the bonus goal there will be 3 hours between games at the end

el em ayy oh

>4 dudes
>Only pronoun is he/him
>Metroid
>Good gameplay
>Good comentary
>4 dudes

Yep, this is gonna be good

>>715119467
>classic solo run of sm64 120 star
could be worse. though it will definitely be ruined by dono begging

>>715119563
why wouldnt it be real. they openly cheer trans rights and all clap for it (nothing to do with the event btw)

>>715119562
>>715119636

>>715118836
We have experienced a time long ago where nobody even knew what a tranny was
The games were better back then too
Now we live in this Kalergi hellscape

>>715118375
I didn't see it, what the fuck

>>715119656
>He thinks

>>715119467
>Celeste for the 20th time because le tranny
I'm so sick of this bros...could even be a good game but this event has ruined it for me

Only good run today, so far.

>>715119467
The only game with potential here is Mario 64.

>>715119587
I'm still on my 11th parallel universe.

>>715119376
80% off

holy shit a run is happening

>>715119564
Kek I think I'm the lightest person here aside from children

This run feels like it's from a different event

>>715119581
>Soon the dilation stations will be real
>He doesn't know
Where do you think the meme came from?

>>715117383
This should say SGDQ shouldn’t it?

Speedruns... I remember speedruns...

why does firefox insist that the yetee site is in Slovak

>>715119721
you know damn well every single person AND the host on that will be a (((woman))).

>>715119727
>he missed rose and camellia
best run of the marathon was today, followed by hours of absolute dogshit

>>715119828
>He doesn't know

My god they're practically in sync.

>>715119563
It is and they were using it during the Sayonara Mario run 30 minutes ago.

>>715119467
>deltarune
pfft

Oats is a handsome man.

>>715119839
It was funny but it wasn't a good speedrun

Ideally I'd like both, and SM usually delivers because it's just normal 30-something men bantering

>>715119712
Maybe stop being a conspiracy theory schizo and touch grass?

Here come the anonymous $1000 donations.

>>715118375
god you have to be joking

>$1000 anonymous dono
so it begins

Kek, guy should have said "animals like yoshi and women".

>>715119930
wow how did you know

>>715119467
>Tfw you don't even recognize any runner/couch names for the final hours of the marathon except Msushi

>>715119949
kek that would have been kekking epic, too bad he didn't

Oats is fucking insane.

>>715119872
I had it on 2nd monitor so I missed it then, honestly it's getting to the point I wonder why I even have this on kek. Guess to post here

>>715119232
It's $6 per shirt are you retarded

you've got to PUMP IT

what does the ice part of the category mean?
i missed the intro

>>715119934
Well, it's currently 8 PM over there and they're 35k away from 1 million.

They'll break it definitely before 12:00 am.

That fucking reverse walljump over the moat is insanely tough.

>>715119467
Hey Kirby is gr-
>TAS
oh...

>>715119913
spike that isnt you, the real spike knows name fagging is for being a huge fag.

oats washed ?

>oatsngoats

damn i remember this dude running super metroid 10 years ago

whats with the dude with ds in the front row?

>>715119709
KEK thanks

>sound not moving to the one in the lead
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

super metroid not being the ending game ruined these events and you can't prove me wrong

>>715119983
>gigachad musclemaxing normie
>has played super metroid on a crt for 20 years
>no pronouns
>doesn't interact with trannies
>just a chill dude
oats is the goat for a reason

>>715120049
Oats CLEAN.

>slow phantoom
classic

>>715120017
There's a few different ways to low % the game, like speed booster instead of ice beam

I have only beat Metroid as a kid with the help of Nintendo Power
I recently beat Hollow Knight
I have never played Super Metroid

Should I play Super Metroid?

>>715120017
getting ice beam
there is a different route where you don't get the ice beam

I turned away for a few seconds and Phantoon was already dead..

>>715120072
anon...

>>715119467
I hate how Celeste runs got ruined by trannies

>>715119913
didn't know spike still posted in these threads

>gdq used to be 18 years old and 23 year olds having fun speedrunning retro games
>it's now filled with 30 year olds and 40 year olds
grim...

Imagine bringing your child to a GDQ marathon.

>>715120110
>Should I play [one of the best games of all times]?

>>715120097
>>715120121
oh that makes sense, thanks

>>715120110
yeah it's great

>>715120110
You should learn to think for yourself first

>>715120073
Dunno if I want it to be on the final day because they usually go insane with the donation shilling to the point where it overshadows the run

>>715120110
Yes but if you want something shorter, you could also try Zero Mission.

>>715119792
A retarded fake text by Mister "Vtubers aren't real children" Metokur.

wow that donation sure was funny

SHUT
THE FUCK
UP

>>715120149
zoomers only play roblox and fortnite these days as well as any flavor of the month ipad game

>>715120110
it's not a long game. if emulating, check out shaders + reshade, if you have the hardware for it

>>715120149
*gack* oh no...

what does this donator think hunters do to animals?

How did a reference to a 4chan post get past the donation wall

For fucks sake lower the character limit

>>715120131
sad, but it was made by one

>>715120110
Beating Super Metroid should be a requirement to post on this board

Was that the cart pasta?

Why don't they just have a ~200 character limit on donations? That shit is so insanely not funny.

oh my god its still going

>>715120161
maybe the kid wants to be there and the parent is being supportive

>>715120161
They have a policy where the child can't be unattended. Understandable but the implications are grim

So the difference so far is phantoon being slightly slower on Oats + him getting screwed on missiles.

>>715120240
it's modified from an old copypasta about returning shopping carts

>>715119467
>Sample Kirby TAS
Hey, I already watched that video. It was pretty good.
Are they just going to play that video on the big screen and call it a day? Grim.

>>715120110
>should I play what is still one of the best METROIDvanias ever
Yes anon, fuck. Dont use a guide until way later and ONLY if you get absolutely stuck. If SM had Primes "warning" fail safe where after enough time of making 0 progress an alert would happen saying "Go in this general area" it would be perfect.

He's doing the shopping cart pasta and somehow making it gay and cringe.

>SHUT THE FUCK UP THERE'S A DONIE TO READ
>This is the ultimate litmus test for a hunter
"Call me Ishamel"-ahh donation message

>>715120232
normalfags/tiktok are well aware of the shopping cart thing, it's such common knowledge that you can't use it anymore as a test because pretenders will do it now

>>715120161
nah he's cool, you know that kid really wants to be there and the dad just wants to bond

the real litmus test is sending money to this event

>>715120258
>Was that the cart pasta?
100%

>>715120283
Phantroon was a big time loss since we are in seconds with these two. Still plenty of shit to go wrong for both. Phantoon is just pure RNG, nothing you can do.

How were you supposed to know you could break the tube?

>oats losing
it's over. this is his last gdq, he's washed

>>715120321
i donate directly to MSF without GDQ getting credit

>>715120273
Those policies are more often made because children are annoying than because they're in danger.

>>715120358
Buy the guide or pay to call nintendo
Not joking

ORB

>>715120358
if you wait on the intro screen for a bit the demo will show the tube being broken

>>715120358
there's another broken tube

>>715120358
wait till the title screen goes into its demo and shows you.

>>715120382
TWITCH MODS BAN THIS MAN

>>715120358
metroid does it on the attract mode screen as a hint

>>715120382
based

>>715120273
Grim but I laughed.

never enjoyed a Super Metroid run and never will
Movement and tech is not compelling
!!!FACT!!!

>>715120358
The idea is supposed to come to you in a dream after a full day of not knowing how to advance

>>715120358
spamming super bombs everywhere like anyone would

>>715120410
OORBB

Are their lives not worth more than a few seconds?

>>715120414
FALSE
You're thinking of the TV commercial.

>>715120450
Many such homos

Wait, the samus can turn into a ball?

>>715120363
oats is 1 mistake from coming back to a big lead.

>He/Him
boring

my email has been banned in GDQ since 2012 for typing "cosmo"

>>715120358
That's the true litmus test of a hunter, their respect (or lack thereof) for tubes.

>>715120382
thx for helping MSF bring africans to europe!

>>715120363
Him and Eddie hold the 1st & 3rd for this category. He's fine losing to Eddie. Regular bants with him and Imyt on his streams when they race/rando with each other.

>>715120467
>spamming super bombs everywhere like anyone would
this

>>715120513
Nobody fucking cares

>>715120485
I kneel

>>715120513
cosmo was still cosmo in 2012 you liar

>>715120358
>>715120358
That tube is the 'How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?' of video games.

>>715120513
He didn't troon out until like 2015 though.

>$3 shirts
how do they afford this

>donating to doctors sans medicens
>ends up in the pocket of some corp.
>africans will always live in a shithole no matter what because africa

>>715120519
And america. Minnesota is full of Somalians from boats

So, what made the last run so bad? I was busy but I saw you guys were suffering more than usual on a bad tranny run.

>33 years old
>still looks like he's 20
>still playing super metroid

I have never played a 2D Metroid.

>>715120358
in the remake Samus will stop in the tube room and the camera will zoom in and you'll see obvious cracks on it and she'll say "Hmm... that structure looks weak...maybe if I had a more POWERful BOMB..."
and then the Power Bomb indicater will flash on the screen

>>715120596
Third-world slave labor. What else? Are you stupid?

Oats back in the lead, doubters in shambles

OATS IS NOW IN THE LEAD

OatsNGoats has taken the lead back.

i'm feeling a DNF incoming

>>715120636
you can tell he's having fun

>>715120660
the shipping costs alone make this impossible. there is no way they make money like this

>>715120652
i never played a 3d metroid, we're even

>>715120596
it's a mystery shirt, aka you get the junk that won't sell

holy shit neck and neck