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>>534537153>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
>Thread CirclesJP: ใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalumaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
Umamusume Global Reference Document
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
can /uma/ into statistical analysis?
>witmax posting stops
>CM about to start
>witmax retards come back in full force
hmmmm this seems a bit sussy to me
>bro you need to wimaxx evil nature for pvp
>Ackshually you need 700 stamina + maestro in order for your debuffs to hit
So which one is true
Team Trials? No, Twin Turbo.
>>534557364Fuck that gay math shit, just trust your luck.
My late surger Tachyon still wins /uma/ rooms sometimes so I'd say it isn't worth going full double debuffer
>>534557450>Ackshually you need 700 stamina + maestro in order for your debuffs to hitWhat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQEoevHhhbU
breh
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Is it true, /uma/
Is upgrading your unique skill merely an exercise in VANITY?
I was honestly stressing over having Akikawa at 3 friend bars if it didnt happen on its own
How long Umas are supposed to stay in school?
And what happens when the Uma completes all their races from their past life?
>>534557472Naw. Testicular Torsion.
>>534557579>higher level = stronger effect>is it merely an exercise in VANITY?anon, I...
>>534557284 (OP)all of my pregnant wives
>>534557450Would you rather trust filthy metafags or your good friends here?
>>534557582No husband, no aging. The moment you put a ring around their finger life goes on as normal.
She's a real horse, she deserves to be on the game as Oguri's girlfriend...
>>534557579For stam recovery uniques it goes from 2.5 to 5% i think
>>534557579a run that's going well will always max out unless really unlucky with akikawa showing up in guts all the time
>Danchou wants everyone ti right a 100 word essay about why racism is bad
I get that thereโs a lot of info obfuscation and incomplete knowledge especially regarding before/after certain changes and the entire game is about learning what works and what doesnโt, but why do people post obviously false shit just for attention?
If you wanted attention you could just make some reply farming post like
>Post your wife
>what made you pick her?
and get 30+ replies trivially while everyone engages in conversation they enjoy
>>534557707How would you differentiate both?
>>534557582Potentially forever because the passage of time doesn't seem to matter much
They go from twinkle series(IRL races) to Dream trophy league(Cygays made-up races)
>>534557615No, Titty Twisting.
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I have a good feeling in few hours a recruitment post will be made after I send one lazy donkey to the glue factory.
>>534557579>chanmi approaches>makes a video bricking everyones builds with guts cardsyou know this guy is kinda based
WHAT IS RIGHT
WHAT IS WRONG
HOW CAN I KNOW
>>534557284 (OP)Based OP
https://youtu.be/VZSNI8YWO84
>>534557842The only guts card he's running is MLB Mambo, and I still don't understand why.
What the fuck
The umas in the game never did this to me
oguri
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>>534557784But racism and racing is based!?
>>534557891You are now banned
>>534557949Narita Taishin actually, canonically, kicks you regularly in her career
Golshi mode is useless once you drain the money from it right? I just want to comfy spark farm with shitty decks and I heard it was slightly increased difficulty or something.
I have the Grass Wonder bodytype.
shortstack formerly CUMA under new management
no quota, all discorders kicked, spam emotes and trade shoes and pray to the marvelous queen
>>534558051You're a fat weeaboo? Yeah, that's like 90% of 4chan users.
you ackshually want to make nice nature endcloser so goldship nigs cant dodge you
>>534558097wtf based restructuring
Rape
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>>534557905Because he doesn't have anything else? Mambo is a pretty good card if you lack cards anyway.
>>534558097what a twist!?
>>534558097>all discorders kickedProof with screenshot
>>534558097>cringe leader quits>club immediately becomes BASED
>>534558034I hate that I'm starting to snicker at this kind of joke.
>>534557810To be honest, with so many girls in the anime training to seemingly nothing, it made me wonder how timelines work with so many winners of specific races from different time period at the same place
Are you done with golshi mode?
>>534558097>didn't kick them after the cutoffCringe and unbased. You need to pay for your sins first.
>>534558193he posted proof in the last thread, only 5 members were left
>>534558157that's not what is happening that dude can run any deck
and atm you are better off running a rare than matikanetanhauser
Friendship with Sakuraniku ended, now /umagg/ is my best friend
>>534558262No I only do 3 runs a day
>>534558262yes and it was a pain in the ass because I run decks that try to hintmax and the difficulty difference was noticeable.
>>534558262No, because Iโm pacing myself
>>534558262I do only one or two runs a day. I'll finish it when I finish it.
>>534558262Almost. I have 350k left.
Probably will be done in two or three days.
yeah i think CM is not going to be sweaty
If I want to train Maruzensky as an ace for the CM, do I need like 9* Medium parents so I can get her Med aptitude to S?
>>534557905his argument is that you can get enough stam for chanmi with 1 guts +18* stam parents + witmaxxed recovery skills
I'm thankful that I will find pic related at my finals because of his video
>>534558393Nice. It's not too late for you guys to start reaching top 1k actually. Just need members who actually play and not leeches.
>>534558262I have 2 gorillion fans left, i have like 700k left with that monies event.
Slow and Steady boys
>>534558262I wish but i have a life
>>534558262I just don't care anymore
haven't run a career in two weeks
won't run any careers anymore
>>534558354My dick and I are conflicted at this development.
>>534558262>75k / 1.2m leftalmost
>>534558448>implying they aren't gaslight agents trying to scare people into prepping for 5 nice neichas in one race debuffing them even though CM is 9 racers.
>>534557905It's for TT to pad the rating, he literally explains it. The grass had 13k rating. He would have used MLB Urara if he had it.
Guts cards were always the best for rating padding.
>>534558458bwos.... i cleated my mambo
>>534558393>>534558097The beginning of a new era...
>>534558354>>534558534This dork should not be this sexy
>>534558448I don't get it, is CM supposed to be done with normal, great, or random mood?
>>534557784Racism is bad because it eats into training turns and so produces high fan count low stat umas in URA
MANT will be peak racism though
>>534558636What's her gimmick?
>>534557284 (OP)I don't know whether to be disgusted because it's a thinly disguised inflation fetish or be amazed because it's a thinly disguised pregnancy fetish
>>534558602well, was the shitty rainbow cleat shop worth it??
I've been borrowing this guys Kitasan Black 10 times a day for the 3 weeks.
>>534558458That wasn't on the CM section btw
>>534558680took you away from Kitasan
>>534558671Its random mood for the first 2 rounds then Great fixed mood on the last day
>>534558262>3x 1100 spark runs with borrows in normal>2x 600/600/600 runs in goldshi mode>875000 left in the piggy bankI'm in no rush. All my useable cards are leveled and we've still got 3.5 days til Super Creek
>>534558478I notice that if she got 3rd place during the post-race jog she'll happily waves her hand as if she won 1st
>>534558393wtf based. Waiting to be kick out of Sakuraniku rn. Will ask to be let in later
>>534558714yea this was and it's completely different
>>534558701this will be your life until at LEAST the rerun, you should've rerollmaxxed
>>534557284 (OP)Unfortunately, many retired racehorses end up in less desirable situations, including slaughterhouses.
>>534558262220k left, should be done tomorrow.
>>534558393>last month unrankedHuh? Is this new guild or old guild being cleaned up?
>>534558262now that i finished the gold ship mode. Are there still small bonus monies left for doing that mode or it just normal ura run with extra difficulty
>>534558794Delete this. My wife would never do that
>>534558350>difficulty differencecongrats you got placebo'd
Golshi mode is literally the same
>>534558686Fat horses are funny. LAUGH AND GROW FAT!
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>>534558393Is this true and factual info?
>>534558680Middle sibling syndrome, extremely shy and self conscious
Very for (you)
I can't decide on a 3rd so I'll just take Fuku to CM
>>534558393lmaoooooooo even who wants to join a sub 12k rank club
>>534558993that wasn't my personal experience and I ran a lot of races in and out of golshi mode
>>534558931For all the daichou's autism, CUMA wasn't legible for rewards last month
It's part of what made the shitshow so funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfpBzZVOFHo
>>534559009>natural bottom>stallionsomething is amiss
>>534558847Yes and it's not what he's gonna be using. The point is to showcase a F2P deck hence the free Mambo and NN. Yes, Kitasan is free since everyone told you to save for it.
Is there any particular reason why Tosen Jordan and Eishin Flash are significant characters in Gold Ship's career story? I read that the director showing up in Gold Ship's dreams is because her possible IRL reference is Gold Ship's ancestor. When do Eishin Flash and Tosen Jordan become playable in global?
>>534558686>thinly disguised inflation fetishRetard.
>thinly disguised pregnancy fetishRetarded AND homosexual.
Verdict: Hang yourself zoomer.
>>534558458>>534558847that low of stam would even get its ass blown out in friggin TT lol
>watch video
>jap straight up say his babby wit build for beginners won't win against actual metafags
Why are you retards like this? Brain damage?
https://youtu.be/NG0bnF9FXVc?si=N5d7NmGHIhHyZ3_k&t=267
>>534559009These dramatic promo shots horses with silly names will never stop being funny
>>534559193Tosen Jordan picked a fight with Gold Ship once and that just gave Golshi a lifelong vendetta from there onward
And i think Golshi styled on Eishin at least once in his meme-tacular end closer G1 victories
>>534558827marvelous
>>534558931it's the cuma club, i renamed it after the old CEO gave up and left
Narita Brian makes me cum fast
my CM path will be all casual players with shit teams
Your CM path will be all whale autists
Have fun retard, I just won the game
>>534559190>he's not gaslighting you to train guts and have your ace with 600 stamina because the witmaxxing meme will totally cover the rest!!>y-yeah well he is actually but just for f2ps... uh huh
not falling for the grift bro
>>534559298They're retarded SEAniggers who can't grasp basic English(ๆฅๆฌ่ช)
>>534559434railed by the SUPER DICK
>Notice greedy bullshit typical of Japanese games
>'fucking jews'
>>534558931Latter. CUMA danchou is a retard that implemented quota when the club wasn't eligible for rewards AND THEN quit BEFORE all that quota paid off this month.
>>534559298Itโs fairly easy to see the difference is just by participating in room races
>>534558173do you have the gif of natie doing this dance?
I hate doing Rudolf careers because this horse's mood always goes down. Bitch, I'm keeping you undefeated for three years and the only thing you need to avoid is getting fucking depressed. If it weren't for your thighs I would legit hate you.
>>534559504judaism is a state of mind
>>534559249Assuming no debuff, Tachyon's stam is barely enough for 2400m with her ult
>>534559504Kicking myself for not spending for the extra 20 pulls for a pity Kitasan, but I guess that's how they get you
>[retarded schizobabble]
why are globalbabs unironically braindead?
I'm gonna shove something down Kitasan's good set of pipes if she doesn't stop hanging out in guts.
>>534559504will they at any point make this shop better?
>>534559504the jew fears the samurai
>>534559298he's saying you won't win the finals
that garbage build won't even pass the preliminaries
>>534559510>>534559380>>534559143My condolences but holy FUCK what a 0 wit retard
>>534559434It should've been me raping Oguri...
>>534559504you can just ignore that shop for now, it's meant for whales who start overflowing on star pieces, not meant for actual decayed roll income.
>>534559143he just loves data mkay
Teio your supposed to swallow it
Well, u see, it's actually based and I must follow everything he says because it's a JAPANESE youtuber and he's definitely not spreading misinfo because he's JAPANESE
are soundposts broken for everyone or is it just me?
>>534559535https://mega.nz/folder/CIEhWSCR#TSJlY7SD6vIA1w5zl4WGPA
>>534558343>Female Ningen wants trainers to herselfOf course she does...
>>534558393If i bail on my current club, will there be a spot left tomorrow?
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Bros.... its over
today's gonna be the day, anons. i'm definitely getting my first stam3. i bet it'll have a bunch of whites and ura too. keep your eyes peeled for it
>>534559969Just ask your danchou to kick you. You don't get the cooldown
I love miss Marvelous big boobs.
>Teio swallowed it
>and by it she means the limited edition special carrot cake parfait with carrot flan, carrot cream, and carrot sponge cake
>right in front of you
uh oh seanigbro is seething at jpgods again while playing the inferior version
I'm sorry, [/uma/ club] but...you peaked.
you will never reach T100 ever again
>>534559969yep, we have plenty of space right now to begin with
>>534560045>McQueen always gets sulky when I have dessert
>>534559361Haru after one afternoon hanging out with Tachyon
>>534560172Was it really necessary to give her breasts this big?
>>534560121Why was she such a blackpilling bitch?
I'm dropping $200 shekels on Super creek
Which horse has the most side boob?
>>534560234Yes. That's where the Marvelous energy is stored.
btw with the accelerated schedule, Global already missed out on 4500 carats just from daily logins alone in comparison to the JP version. Think of this on the next time you miss your spark by 30 rolls.
>Club has no drama
/Clover/ chads stay winning.
>>534560176Teio-Mcqueen is such a nice pair. They contrast so good yet they're not polar opposites
Club Unbricked has one slot open for an active player
Put /uma/ in your profile thingy when applying.
>>534560234They're necessary to project the Marvelous Dimension
This creature... I love her!
>>534560310Oh yeah? Check this out:
>asks for green shoes instead
How many free rolls are we getting? For the whole week?
>>534560427We trade dirt shoes here sir.
>>534560358>no wit bonusTachyon is a fraud
>>534560510>He doesn't know about Tachyon's hidden Wit stat bonusBwo....
>>534560462>I bet you Mati-can't live without me, right?>Mati-can't get me out of your mind?>Mati-can't bear to be apart from me for even a day?
>>534559009Imagine paying a 1000 dollars to someone just to have a stud named 'Natural Bottom' breed your mare.
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>Talk to twin turbo
>See her train
>Mood down
???
>>534560462Every day is my lucky day with Fuku!
Should I just restart at this point bros
>>534560641thats loreful nature
>>534560289Marvelous Milk
>>534560450Curren game
Curren general
Curren World
>>534559009Umas for this feel?
>>534560641losing the debut isn't that big a deal, it's just a semi-lost turn but you get more skill points for having to make the race up so it isn't even a true lost turn. There's a lot worse that can happen in a run.
>>534560687Mammarous Sunday
>>534560708they smell like my cum
>>534560739Nice Nature has a Natural Bottom
>>534560641it's just one turn. you will live
>>534560641>>534560682>>534560746>>534560789>lost by THREE AND THREE QUARTERS of a length
>>534560739Nice Nature and Winning Ticket.
>>534560810Classic Natie!
>>534560819How did you get 400k+ fans wtf
also
>sub 600 powerbro...
>>5345608192* power that would've been 3* power if you had 600+ power
>>534560819>that power missfix your deck anon
>>534560641My Rudolf every 4th career start. Emperor my ass.
>>534560810>A fucking bike.
>>534560928400k fans is easy if you are running the G1s
>>534560121that piece of drama was so fucking flat and stupid. I legit don't feel like finishing last 2 eps
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>>534560928golshi hits 600k if you don't get unlucky
i believe in toreina's rights
Hope
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Hopeful...
>>534561015>/uma/ theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw
>>534560413squirrel lover
>have 40m fans
>everyone else in my club has like 20m or way less
>10 people haven't logged in multiple days
>barely any shoe trading
I'm so close to leaving but knowing it's a friend's crew makes me feel bad, but goddamn this is awful...
>>534561106The Stakes? Hopeful? Perhaps.
>>534561097Yeah my right marry and reproduce with my trainee.
>>534561023>top 100rank 140
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why artists keep making umas ultra big?
>>534561106JUST HOPE MY SHIT UP
>>534560925i won the next maiden race but second place was a horse called THIRD PARTY
>>534561149>0:05the sound she made when i deflowered her
>>534560708Of course, they use pheromones after all
>>534561106>114 gutshopeless
CM test, moods set to great
53731013
>>534560810>landed in third place>3 lengths away from the previous umaThe only thing missing is being the No. 3 Fav
Not hopeful at all
She was like half a second away from being 7th
>>534561163I don't agree with the exaggerations but Umamusumes' thighs should be BIGGER and THICKER
>>534561106thats 4th place right there
>>534561149How could I not?
>>534557284 (OP)>no belly gamemode or minigamegay
>>534560972I dunno about that. Maybe if you have very good fan bonus. I try to run every G1 and I can only get 300k+. Maybe I'm missing some G1s?
>>534561262tell us how it goes
>>534561331Arima Kinen and Japan Cup are the important ones
>>534561047i keep seeing anons claim this and even 500k but i get 400~k while winning most big g1s, 2x jap cup/arima...
>>534561241i cannot stress enough that guts does almost nothing in career
you get +400 meaning it starts well beyond the soft cap for every character, that's why you can get away with almost no stam in career
>>534561361haha dude....
weed...
>>534561270and starting in gate 3
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>>534561023i like how he became a top 100 club when they wouldnt even get rewards
>guts 1*
>guts 1*
>wit 1*
that's today's borrows, very cool
Will I be ok just rolling my favorite umas?
>>534561463now THIS is honseracing
smile
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I start a career, get to the Uras, quit and wait for the new day to insta finish my dailies
>>534561163Because it MAKES MY DICK HARD
>>534561463>Head>Neck>Neck>NoseNow that's a finish.
Why do people say this mcqueen is the worse mcqueen?
You should post your wife
Tell me why you love her
NOW!
>>534561262>53731013one spot left still!
>>534561618her ult pre-buff is inarguably the worst in the game, it only fires off when your uma is literally going to lose the race, in a bad way, and won't save you.
>>534561163i'm fine with them being portrayed as tall/strong but too many artists only do it because its safe horny "OMG MOMMY STEP ON MEEEEEEE"
god forbid you find a normal girl attractive
>>534561618Dogshit skill that only activates when you're gonna lose.
>>534561618Washing a stupid dress like that requires harmful chemicals that leech into the groundwater and poison the grass Haru later eats
>>534558097snet, marvelous bless
Okay guys we have to solve this
Why does Fuji Kiseki know the word "Pony" when its only meaning really comes from a young / small horse but horses aren't real on Uma-Earth, I mean they don't even know the word "Horse" why would they know a more specific term like pony then.
This has been keeping me up all night.
>>534561650She's big and cute. No, I will not post her because I'm not fond of whoring my wife like 99% of you.
>>534561509That's what most people do. Out of curiosity, what are your favorites?
>>534561650>use her SR>can't stop hearing Ena when her rainbow shows up
>>534561776Dont worry about it.
>>534561776Because it's a translation of small horse from Japanese that flows better than "horsie"
>>534561650ikuno dictus
she cute
footjob queen and she is pregnant with my child so i have to marry her
>>534561650I have a role-reversal fetish.
>>534561818I don't need sleep, I need ANSWERS!
>>534561820Then why does she know a horse specific term in japanese as well???? She shouldn't!
>>534558602You did right.
>>534561403Maybe it's your deck? some cards give fan bonuses
>>534561403this is a fairly normal run imo, 20 g1s is my typical spark run
other than the big 2, takarazukax2 and the derby are important
>>534561932highest functioning tannhauser fan
what deck do I bring to train the evilest Nice Nature I can? I'm thinking Kitasan, Sweep Tosho, Rudolf, Marvelous Sunday and Daiwa to witmax but I feel like she'll lose every race and will definitely have no fucking stamina whatsoever
also do you want to focus training and hints or spam races?
>>534561832What's McQueen doing
>>534562032Getting her eclair creamed
>>534561979nta but isn't the derby spark bad? I always run oaks
>>534562032it says right there are you illiterate
>>534561163To make them actually horse-sized
>>534561978The Trainer rape on Tracen is problematic.
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>Go This Way playing in menu
>>534562098oh you're probably right, i didn't optimize for that i just wanted to grab fans while looking for a blue
>dogshit umas like winning ticket has good growths in stamina and power
>>534559249>instead of training stam >you should dump the stat and pray your skills activate while wasting your sp on heals skills >ignore everyone else pulling up with 1200 speed, 900 stam, and a bunch of gold speed/acceleration skills Iโd believe that his shitty builds could win a jp CM but he would get rolled in any average lobby posted here
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What was going through special chud's mind while this happened
>>534562032Mejiro Ryan because no one else will.
>>534562358>dogshit umas like winning ticketyou mistyped that right?
>>534559908This is insane
>>534562416suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san
>>534562416this is the exact moment when she became racist
>>534562459i said what i said
>>534562550Kill this anon.
>>5345625298th place
best i can do for you
>>534562416The thumbnail looks like she's playing standing bass
>>534528138We're so fucking BACK, baby!
>>534562608>>534562628HUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>534562529>Triple double circles>FrontEasy 1st place 90% of the time
>>534562673i was gonna say she looks like she's sadly playing a cello
>>534561562I saw a few umas running wearing pantyhose, isn't that kinda uncomfortable
>>534562529>No. 1 Faveit's fucking over
>>534559193i think the reason why goldship's story has such random horses (even though he raced with them) is because the characters he was closest to weren't available to be used yet
i've heard nips want her story to be updated if justaway ever gets added
>>534562810It makes their trainer's dick hard
>>534561650I'm kinda surprised people can have only one girl they like in this game when a lot of umas are incredibly fucking cute or cool and unique. I guess in my case I've been gravitating a whole lot towards Cafe as of late, especially after watching the movies multiple times, reading her story too and stuff.
>>534562730It's Golshi's world and you're living in it
What is Fine Motion even good for?
>>534562864If you are in the goldship event, yeah things are harder there than regular Ura. Still better than getting like 4th and lower
The Witgod has spoken
https://youtu.be/NG0bnF9FXVc
She even has bitch genetics
>>534562883Goldshi got a real hot body and her signature wear really shows that
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
>i want to mate with this short and nerdy donkey.
>>534561650I love flat horses in general
>>534558173Who's the artist of those chibis?
>>534562997made for rimzuri
>>534563083I am all ears, Rice Shower.
>>534562032having sex with a male trainer, the only ones with a dick
i have a feeling gold ship loves to peg her trainer
I love Mihono Bourbon so much
I have a decent golship and a decent evil nature
Who's a good third for CM, I want something to break other GS's ankles
>>534563136>#LookAtCurren>look inside>Grass Wonder
I dont have a nice natie for debuffer, I do have a tachyon and a grass wonder, which one you guys suggest I use? Even with golshi week I wont have enough monies to level up both of their Potentials
>>534563152Stop being gay, anon.
>>534562842so it's another plan to seduce their trainers, I should have known
>>534563192Delete this.....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UysQH-uPYTA
>Final stretch starts
>Heartbeats
Holy shit that was hype but goddamn, Orfevre was robbed just before the finish line
Will this year be the year?
>>534561650I honestly find her inspiring, love her design, energy and from what I saw of her story, also bit of a fan of the real horse after watching his races and reading up on his history.
>>534561904Sirius is my second favourite, can't wait for the horses of this era, already picked up Rudolf, Katsuragi and Sirius are must sparks and hopefully I can pick up C.B. as well.
>>534563013ROB (Rest On Boobs)
>>534563227I'm running Tachyon for debuffer since she has innate dominator
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So like do we get some more toughness pills at some point, cause i'm about to run out
aren't debuffs bullshit since the only option is to suck it up or run End Umas
>>534563282Dominator is Grass's potential lvl3, which is in the way to her limit at lvl 5 On Your Left, which is a great skill apparently
>>534563192>Mihono no Bourbon
>only one rainbow training 6 turns in a row
>played it safe pressing once then rest
I just know they're going to all converge once I have no energy, not going to risk it
>>534563192Put them back on or there will be trouble.
My wife Grass Wonder died.
Please give me a new uma wife.
>>534563301Midnight carrot cravings...
I really really really REALLY dont like Curren Chan
>>534563374The real trick is to run a front runner that you grind up this CM
because everyone will run Pace, Late and End since Pace is the strongest position and Golshi is the best actual ace
every Nice Nature runs debuffs focusing Pace and End and Late aces will get boxed in by the wall of Nice Natures
I really really really REALLY like Curren Chan
>>534562002I did Kitasan King Halo (for more power) Rudolf Aoi Marvelous Sunday and Tachyon
>>534563374>aren't debuffs bullshit since the only option is to suck it up or run End UmasPretty much, which is why they're so meta. The only other tactics is to either make a stat monster to tank it or bring your own debuffers so everyone suffers.
>>534563374yeah, they ban it after a while
Can't sneak away that easy.
I'm feeling rather lukewarm about Curren Chan.
>>534563254Why did Orfevre go from the outside to the inner part when it was just a straight?
>>534563579I'm gonna kill her
Which uma friendship/friend circle is your favorite?
>>534563546There's also the Front Runner so fast it dodges all debuffs but you need shit like groundwork to make that work
>>534563610did you get a pic of her wet little body?
>>534563496I'm only running front and ace
CM test room 3 uma
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>>534563650He focused on hitting the optimal stats in speed power stamina and forgot to get the wit
>>534562962>If you are in the goldship event, yeah things are harder there than regular Ura. Still better than getting like 4th and loweris this actually true?
>300+ Wit
>Homestretch doesn't go off
Aaaiieeeeee
>>534563758Yeah, all the other umas have higher stats. You can go check yourself.
>>534563709*front and end
doesn't seem worth to run anything else and get turbo fucked
>mayano placed 2nd 4 times in a row on the final arima kinen
>Got my first incomplete career in 3 weeks
Damn
Tokai Teio is actually so fucking hot bros I see the vision
>>534563821am i retarded if im parent farming in the goldship mode then?
why did they call my horse ichiban niggy wtf
>>534563821Wait, is that why I suddenly started needing clocks on URA Finale after not using them for weeks?
Please tell me Golshi mode just gives you stronger opponents and doesn't have shit like making it less likely for cards to appear in the right stat training or lowering mood or friendship training bonus or friendship gain or increasing odds of mood downs and negative status effects
>>534562969>The entire 2nd half of the videoHoly FUCK this video is fucking DENSE! Disgusting amount of information I had no idea about (no shocker) as well, or could never be bothered to research. What a champ, goddamn.
>>534562002Kita
R Rudolf
Rice Shower
Aoi
Sweep
Kitasan borrow
>>534563254I didn't kow the loss was this painful.
I know nothing but it looks like he would've won if he just didn't go so far inside no?
>>534563917Why are you talking like a bot
>>534563881Ichiban Kawaii
>>534563916anon, I... don't know, but I hope not
>>534563994Why are you replying like a tranny
>>534563136You should focus on frontrunners and end debuffs than paceshitters
>>534563681BNW even before chapter 3.
>>534563918wtf two kitasans
>>534564063sorry my brain died i meant agnes tachyon
>>534564023What did they say?
>>534557364 The only statistical analysis i need is winners win.
>>534563918Bro how do I run 2 Kitasans too?
>>534564134Something, something Big Brother love
>>534562969Recreation is 2 years old
>>534564145what's this? where's it from? where can I see more of it?
>>534563857I need visual proof
>>534564153Where's the rape?
Is there a Stamina version of Kitasan? I'm sick of my stam cards sitting in wit and guts
is shrewd step worth getting?
>>534558458Man he wouldn't get to the finish line in the average /vg/ lobby with 500 stam.
>>534564307I fucking hate Super Creek so much
>>534564307Super Creek is the closest
https://x.com/pirateyoukai/status/1953816747083243901?t=4ebSsmAwZgrRAk_hCuEYMA&s=19
I think if S1 was animated well uma wouldve been a lot bigger a lot earlier
>>534557364i look at the circles Tazuna gives me. ignore them and trust in my horse
>>534563950Yeah, it's within the realm of possibility. Maybe if he procced homestretch haste or straightaway adept too
>>534564307MLB Cafe has like 70 priority
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Can we talk about how horrendously insensitive McQueen was to Teio's injury
>>534564385Turns out that HQ video game cutscenes are a lot better than PA Crapworks budget garbage
>>534564392Sounds like a wit issue.
>>534564387Fuck those circles fuck the judges or whoever that give them out
I get single circle on stamina or some shit and i look at the one in the paddocks with double circle and the bitch has 100 less stamina than my girl
>Reading about horse racing history to learn more about Agnes Tachyon
>Find out that the most recent record in the Satsuki Sho and a lot of the asian tracks are from a brazilian guy as a jockey
>The guy grew up poor as fuck
How the fuck does this even happen. Do the jockeys actually make any difference? I thought they just picked the skinniest guy.
goldship beating me up and then locking me in chastity
>do Stayers Stakes on a McQueen Golshi Mode Career
>easy 1st place with Distance
>do Arima Kinen
>lose
>Tazuna says "your horse has low wit lol"
>check stats of other horses
>my McQueen has much higher speed and stamina and comparable Wit as a front runner
What the FUCK happened here???
>>534564385Well Cingray is taking that spot now. Hopefully Inari One and Super Freak bring even more interest when the Anime gets there.
>>534564153Source? I love the animation style
>>534564598That shit keeps happening to me as well.
>>534564541The best jockeys are midgets
>>534564627Give me my Med Spark you fucking Asshole--
>>534564385GET RAPED SPE-CHAN
>>534564598you didn't meet the guts requirement it's an automatic loss
>>534564670Only real Teio lovers are blessed with good sparks
>>534563910Yup, the URA finalists are ridiculous. A mediocre run will usually get filtered by the semi-finals.
>>534564385Did she piss on McQueen?
>>534560450Does anyone really thinks she's innocent?
>>534558823It's because she just immediately assumes she's forever gonna hit 3rd place. Even her race quotes indicate that.
>>534564598Front runners get a speed penalty
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>>534564816>she chose to dress as a slut not once but twiceanyone who has seen her wedding alt knows she's a whore
Taiki Shuttle's accent is cute
>>534564737>All five of them just watch her as she sinks
>>534564803https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/edit?gid=247093628#gid=247093628
Do you have a higher chance of getting slow metabolism on the +30 energy event if it overcaps your energy (i.e you get less than 30)? I hardly ever get it, but I've just it hit bottom option three times on near full energy and ALL three times I got slow metabolism
surely i will get a good uma in this for once
>>534564541The more weight you put on your horse the slower it is, thatโs why short people are best. They also have to be fit in order to basically squat on a horse going 40 mph for 3-5 min among other things.
>>534564923slow metabolism is 5%
>>534564442She was a bit of a cunt about it, yeah.
should i burn my tp trying for my second 9* uma
>>534564854I'm aware. Just saying it's a cool detail
Umamusumes make me horny.
>>534564953goo goo babies
>>534564953I actually got groovy there
So... do I go back to normal URA after getting all the monie in golshi mode?
>>534564923>5% x 5% x 5%with those odds an MLB Super Creek is in your future i guess
>>534564953I cast Daiwa Scarlet
I'm gonna run an air groove to fuck up your gold ships
sorry lads
>>534564923nah it's just a flat small chance
i always take it unless I'm less than 20 from the cap
>>534565019>>534564982It wasn't necessarily three times in a row, it's just the last three times it's capped my energy. I thought it was a hidden mechanic as if you're overfeeding her or something
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Agnes was a beautiful horse. I've never seen a honse this red IRL.
>>534565005This but Kiryuin.
>>534559193>According to available information, Tosen Jordan, as the stable boss at Ikee Stables, reportedly asserted dominance over the younger Gold Ship when the latter joined the stable. >Gold Ship, known for his fiery temper and eccentric behavior, didnโt take kindly to this. Thereโs an anecdote that Tosen Jordan may have "threatened" or challenged Gold Ship, possibly through physical or hierarchical posturing in the stable. >Gold Ship, being a strong-willed and temperamental horse, held a grudge and retaliated by kicking or harassing Tosen Jordan whenever they crossed paths.>Interestingly, Gold Shipโs older brother, Orfevre, accepted Tosen Jordanโs status as stable boss and got along with him quietly, making Gold Shipโs vendetta stand out even more
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>>534563301next time I will grab her fat rolls on bed
>gets slacker
>website says the journalists cures slacker
>clicks training with her on it
>trains once, doesnt cure, try 3 more times
>slacker fails, didnt show up
why are niggers spreading misinfo?
>>534565023How does Groove counter Gold.
>>534565104but this uma is good
>>534565108don't tell spe
>>534565014Possibly
Maybe career would be more interesting if G1s are less of a given but that also means increased chance of losing G1s and/or failing career
Its not like your own horse get a stat bonus from doing Golshi mode
>>534565149ssseeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxx
>>534565206>we like feet now
>>534564598anon, many races have a guts check. the ones in Tokyo are the worst because of the uphill in the end.
you DID watch season 1, right?
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>>534565119>Horses create pecking orders when in the same spaceWe could have had fucking Mean Girls type gags and scenarios god dammit Japan where's yer balls
Haru Urara is still looking good!
>>534565249if you don't massage your uma's feet at least twice a day before and after training, she WILL Agnes Tachyon herself and you will be to blame
>>534565381>Agnes Tachyon herselfhuh?
>>534565345>We could have had fucking Mean Girls type gags and scenariosbwo cingray?
>>534565143hesitant end closers for 130 sps and disorient for 110
I don't think season 1 was that bad animation wise. It's natural that later works have better quality after its success.
>>534563301there is something special in seeing the kid of the umas that warms me
>>534564737>>534565307Fine I'll run a 3 guts 2 stam 1 wit deck for my next career. Let's see if I still lose with 600 across the board. Fucking hell.
>>534565407got a bowed tendon after 4 races and went into retirement
>>534565421ffs really? im very close to just skipping season 1 at this point
>>534558343>>534558827What happened to sakuraniku?
I HATE GETTING BLOCKED EVEN WITH HIGH FUCKING WIT AND POSTION SKILLS
I think I stall too much bwos...
>>534565432it's pretty damn bad, the CGI especially does not hold up
>>534564598Arima Kinen is buffed along with Ura finale in Golshi mode.
>>534565249Anon, your Umas feet are an invaluable asset to their career. You should fucking worship them with how much work they do.
>>534564974Not just a bit of a cunt she kept prodding her about her own time while Teio felt like she could never run the same way ever again
>>534565523shut the fuck up you hungry bitch
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>>534565495no you fucking moron you dont need a specific card just because you cant get that stat past 200, god you're stupid and deserve to be fodder, enjoy your B rank forever
>Most metafags in /uma/ rooms run goldshi as an ace
>People start running End Closer hate to counter this
>But this means they don't run enough to beat people running non goldshi teams
>This causes them to do worse against regular players when CM rolls around
>>534565629Yep I guess I like feet now
>>534565565hagimi hagimi hagimi xDD
>>534565119IRL Gold Ship seems to cause problems and fuck around because he is way too smart for his own good
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who do i put on my profile so i can get some points
You guys use the daily paid rolls or just save those paid carrots for sparking?
>>534565540I had a race once where the dumb bitch was trying to overtake on one side, activated skill navigation to TURN THE OTHER WAY, FIND THAT THE INNER LANE IS BLOCKED, AND THEN TURN THE OTHER WAY AGAIN BACK TO THE INITIAL LANE SHE WAS AIMING TO OVERTAKE WITH, WASTING FUCKING 10-15 SECONDS ON BRAINDEAD ACTIVITY instead of simply going in the initial overtake lane as she wanted to start with.
>>534565629It's crazy how much Diamond's and Kitasan's designs carry their mediocre personalities.
>>534563136Why use top gun when she has zero friend starting guage?
>retardnon thinks only /uma/ will run goldship as ace
>>534565757marvellous or mayano
you won't get many from either though
>>534565723I run two aces btw so dedicating both of your debuffers to be goldshi hate is certainly a choice of all time.
>>534565771I'm not retarded so I don't have paid carats
>>534565760Gourmand requires pace
>>534565802Because she's small and cute.
>>534565771Saving as part of my spark fund
>>534565813i'm building a debuffer goldship
>>534564442You don't get it, she simply wanted to give it her best to prove herself to her.
When McQueen is the one who gets injured she crumbles pretty easily because she can't make that goal anymore.
>>534565104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FbT_4ohuI4
>>534565760>gourmand 2nd unlock>hmm i will put her in the late box
>>534565813you have to be especially retarded to think that after golshi week
>>534565867where are Teio's hands going
>>534565589She was pretty nonchalant about Teio quitting even though she was inspired by her?
She just had her head up her own ass until she got diagnosed with suspensory ligament desmitis.
She's a bit of a cunt.
>>534565543this picture is way too lewd
She lost about 80% of CM room matches
I am so fucked
>>534565915no retard the average uma player follows whatever some random youtuber tells them to
>>534565543Stop distracting me, anon!
>>534565771I've been using them because I haven't rolled horses and won't have a spark to spare for one for a while, I'll probably stop after the taishin banner though
>>534565760sankyuu
>>534565880bully, no sankyuu
>>534565937You don't have to worry about that McQueen is the flattest Uma.
>>534566028my bourbon is getting fucked by evil natures, i feel so bad for her
>>534566028the people joining CM rooms are giga sweats
80% of the playerbase will not have horses even half as good as some of the horses you see in CM
>there's this one powerhouse in our guild, literally more than double the fans of the 2nd place
>if he quits we're fucked
I hope he stays...
>/uma/ will run Golshi because it's meta
>the general public will run Golshi because she's popular and currently high-visibility and thus will be running meta on accident
looking to join a club on en
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>Remember there's a local horse racing track
>Look it up
>The first winner was a horse with an 11 year old jockey
>>534565976It kinda felt like she believed in Teio way too much that Teio was forced to catch up to her expectations.
>>534566124chat is this real
i thought people who kept playing this game after the initial weeks are the sweats
>>534566025Who is her trainer in the show anyways? Kiryuu?
>>534565787I wish Goldship's position skills activated mid or late race because they keep going off so early. I FUCKING hate it.
Will the Debuff meta ever stop? this shit is ass
>>534566124>>53456619240% of them won't join the graded league tho because they probably can't even get a B+ uma
>>534566062that makes it more erotic because the breast is more concentrated
how's everyone coming along with Golshi goals? get all the $$$ yet?
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>>534566142This was always Golshi's franchise.
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>Next CM cup after this one is early september
So is this what playing uma like in the long run? Anxiously preparing pvp horses?
>>5345662164 years until they get banned lole
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>>534566142>>534565915>>534565813The aces that I see most often in public lobbies are actually Oguri Cap and Tokai Teio
>>534566235I hope I see witmaxxers in graded league
>>534566192if you don't believe go host a bunch of open room matches
remember, there's like 3 tiers
people who join the room matches posted here
people who look for room matches in the lobby
people who don't even do room matches
the ones in the last bracket are the fodder you can beat easily, and you just need to avoid the first and build horses that are good enough to handle the second
>>534566290What else are you going to do? You need something to aim for and compete otherwise people will have no reason to pull new things.
>>534565531mass exodus because people refuse to carry around sub 5m dead weight and danchou refuse to do anything about it.
>golshi needs to run Arima Kinen twice
>her potential doesn't need its sashes
What the fuck
which one would be more preferable umanons?
>legacy with 3* speed, 3* stamina, 3* power (or variation of 2/3 stats)
>legacy of 9* total in single stat
>>534566290it's a monthly event, people will just stop caring after the novelty wears off in this first one
>>534566264How many years did this one chick carry the whole franchise by herself?
>>534566142I run her for my own reasons
I swear to FUCKING god they were a few frames away from kissing before the horse corpo overlords told them no
>>534566290Next CM cup is fucking 3200m Long under rainy conditions. That one is going to be so ass.
>>534566384Thinking of leaving my club over this too.
>>534566028what's the problem with this honse chat?
Can I get away with a 800 stam End Rudolf for CM?
>>534566216Just tell them to implement the debuff banlist, duh.
>>534566458you just know they kissed after the arima kinen
>>534566384Im not sure why people are being competitive when anons like
>>534566290 >>534566369 are starting to grasp the true nature of this repetitive long chore of a game until EoS
>>534566513He forgot to train stamina,
>>534562969>This build won't win against meta buildsI wonder how many players bricked following some random JP players ramblings.
>>534565432I feel that any Uma anime animated by Cygames is better.
working on team trial rankings is more important than cm. This is the only time where an f2p high roller can rank high and get 1k followers
>>534566548>Adventure of 564Dare i ask?
>>534566548I understand why the debuffs are banned, but why are those speed/stamina skills banned too?
>>534566435There was little to nothing else going on between 2019 and 2021.
>>534557467impregnating vodka while whispering to her ear that I love her
>>534566432That's the worst part. During the first one, I'm confident I can get lucky because everyone might enter it and, hopefully, fumble it. After that, only the autists will remain and I'm no autist.
>>534566458Would they have a threesome with Torena or be competitive about it like with their races?
>>534566625>Cindereddit Gray
>>534565432To be fair the first 2 seasons were done before the game even came out so they probably didnโt want to spend a lot of money on high quality animations on a project that could fail.
You think you're prepared to deal with this, but you're not.
it is canon in the game that there is a VRchat where humans get to pretend to be umas
>>534566665Reduced to only 1 gold skill when inherited but it's still a free gold debuff you could pop
>>534566665Essentially a cheat skill to make skills activate outside of their condition.
>>534566679Some speed up/heal skills can also have debuff as a side function.
>>534566323man I love wife umas
>>534566028Training guts is better than stamina
>>534565432And you're correct. I wouldn't have cared about the jp release if season 1 was as bad as zoomers make it out to be. God, I hate gachafags and indians.
>>534566465its not rainy conditions
>>534566705No i actually think it will be far less sweaty because people will realize they don't really need to tryhard for good rewards
>this garbage is the best deck I can muster according to the tier list (SC is the borrow)
It's fucking over.
>>534566762i'm simply not going to match up with that thing
>>534566561they don't want to carry leeches and want to atleast get the S rank carrat but owner outright say "We won't even be trying for B this month" seal the deal
>>534566734>CinderedditWho's this newfags? Didn't we already agreed that Season 2 is reddit tier because Teio deserve her leg breaking.
>>534566876i would do king halo instead of kita is you have that high LB
>>534566876I was told you still had to borrow Kita unless you had a 3lb one.
>>534566625Animation wise it is great, but I feel like the plot isn't on par with say the Movie or S2.
At least its still miles better than S1 and S3.
>Granbreddit Fantatwitter
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>>534567007>vlcsnapBwo???
>>534566918When I was in the guild I dont remember it being competitive, are those the ones that wanted a discord channel trying to stir shit up?
>>534566950who this "we"? You are trying too hard newcutie
>>534566813Umawives are always cute!
>>5345668763 MLB srs is better than what i have desu
>>534567046mayano top......
>>534566458I wish they hugged at least. This part after the Arima Kinen is very cute but it feels like it cuts a very emotional moment between them
>>534566863My goldshi with three blue golds might not die here.
>>534566590>two golds, one white and 750 stam is not enoughgrim stuff
What do i share to get some fren points?
Who do i level next?
that's it, we are lacking sexy umas posting
>>534566876you have a lot of mlbs nigger, stop complaining lmao
I make do with a lb1 taishin and still managed some As
>>534567060no it was one gigawhale leaving because dancho won't kick out the leeches worst offender is someguy currently sitting at 3m. Then his friends follow, dancho said the thing in mention in previous post and now people are jumping ship
When a card says it boosts hint frequency, does that apply to just the hints it has or hints in general?
>>534567173mlb sweep
save your monies/SP for super creek banner, you have nothing else worth levelling
>>534566181based and weight reduction pilled
>>534567173i'd borrow tosho
>>534567173MLB SRs will get found and borrowed occasionally
i'd go with taishin or sweep
>>534567173sweep or narita taishin
>>534557842>clearly states he won't make a video for chanmi yet because too many still struggling with career and they won't understand >shitters still think this is chanmi video and don't understand
>>534567159unironically because he didn't reach 400 guts removing straight way recover to add another accel skill would also help
>>534567051It can't be helped bro I've gotten used to using it for like +10 years.
>>534567345he ran his agnes in a 2400 tokyo race in the video tho
>>534567371That's my wife!
>>534567007Unlike the other seasons, CG is long enough to afford several seasons instead of trying to cram a whole career into a single season run.
>>534567007It's because Oguri cap isn't a great protagonist and everyone around her has to do double the work and give her purpose because she just wants to run. She never really knew where she wanted to run too or have a purpose until she got a trainer. She's just a really good race horse so her faults have to be within her personality and as a character. She can't be a Jungle pocket who has lots of personality but is a struggler. Because these are based on real races.
So all of Cinderella's Grays writing are going into the people the Cap has to compete against. That's why people are so attached the original horse girls they created.
>>534558012I would know this if I ROLLED HER AFTER 100 ROLLS
>>534567358nothing to notice here
you guys love reddit too?
>16 paid carats left
How does this even happen? Don't they come and go in multiples of 50?
>>534567345watch the rest of the video lil glazer
>>534567120McQueen is the cool type, she would've wanted to hug her but held herself back, she was in tears though.
Sakuraniku is suddenly disbanded by the leader without any warning and if you searched it, something else appear.
I was a relatively active member there with 40m+ and this surprised me
I WANNA PULL FALCON AAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>534567391>for like +10 years.Not him but I don't want to hear any other opinion from you.
>>534567553you dipped into your paid carats fund. so your free carats had like 6 left and it took 4 from your paid
>>534567513Can't wait to see Goo Goo Babies woman go full Villain in all it's animated glory
>>534565802just click on her nigga its not that hard
i like her friendship bonus and training effectiveness
>>534567592you didn't log in yesterday?
>>534567345Whats the estimate adjusted number of this image of current active trainers if you remove the reroll accounts and honeymoon period quitters from week 1-2.
>>534567592Club formerly known as HorsPussy...
>>534567597That would still be a multiple of 10.
>>534567649Fuck...
>>534567642Why?
If it works it works, I don't care for fancy stuff or bragging rights.
need to remake my stat padded bourbon and i'll be happy for this upcoming CM
>>534566384I'll quit my current club next month for this reason.
>some guy: uhh danchou maybe kick the shitters that don't play the game and log in once every 5 days???>danchou: erm, I'll do it if they don't log in for 7 days!!
>>534565771I do the dailies, it's good value. Only for banners that are mildly interesting though.
>>534567580start it we are at 9/9
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>>534567545What was this dudes problem in CinGray? He did absolutely nothing.
>>534566384>sub 5mJust being playing for a day and already have 1m fans... What are they doing?
why do you guys kill clubs so often this is just an /uma/ issue my based club from the in game function doesnt have this issue
>>534566762fuck off kaela
>>534567824She's a big deal in the racing world.
>>534567553TT sometimes gives like 3 carats as a bonus
Ok but what if honses had REALLY big boobs
wife this wife that, but has an uma ever call trainer as their "husband"
>>534567553TT likes to sometimes give retarded amounts of carrots like 7 as a reward. Ran out of free which ended on a non-multiple of 10, dipped into whale fund.
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>>534567760>I don't careExactly and I feel the same about anything you will spout from now on.
>>534567592Glad I rerolled for Kitasan and created my own comfy club instead
>>534558393>>534558827Sakuraniku disbanded. If you are still recruiting
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>>534567914*sniffffffffffffffffffff*
>this suzuka jobbed to ura semifinals and used up all the clocks
Holy shit, I'm actually fucking pissed
>>534567541>>534567914Keep going, I'm waiting for a NEW DAY!
>>534567651I want more Minnie. I want the 3 bullies get popular enough so we can see them as cards at least. Her design just oozes personality. I can't imagine what her G1 attire would look like because she was built to be obstacle.
>>534567592the continual club drama is the faggiest shit I've ever seen
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DANCHOU WE'RE GOING TO BE OUTSIDE OF TOP 1000, DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAA
>>534566290Log in few times a week, read some stories, log out, roll for umas occasionally. Once novelty is gone there's nothing else to do.
I'm not your boyfriend Teio
>>534568054She is your wife, trainer-san.
>>534566762>frenzied skills>no hesitant late surger or front runnerYeah I'm just gonna run Maruzensky and Late Tachyon
>>534567592I logged in to see I'm getting the shoes that I requested in my inbox then I checked club only to see that I am clubless now.
Any open /uma/ club? Casual or comp don't matter for me because I grindan' daily.
>>534568010>didn't login during golshi weekthats a kick
>>534567824Sheโs a triple crown horse bwo
>>534566734>EVERYTHING IS REDDITbased contrarian nigger
>>534567824She's the master of Cock & Ball torture.
>>534568010>the eye censorshipThank you anon I needed a laugh
>>534567063ew you're a newfag?
>>534566290Until you either realize the pvp is gay or remain mazed forever like a pachinko addict.
>>534567824Major wins
Kyodo Tsushin Hai (1983)
Yayoi Sho (1983)
Satsuki Sho (1983)
Tokyo Yushun (1983)
Kikka Sho (1983)
Tenno Sho (Autumn) (1984)
I am this close to blowing the little carats i have on support cards and if i dont get MLB Kitasan i'll simply uninstall the game
Now i understand the reroll faggots from a few weeks back, it's completely unplayable boring piece of shit
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Is it worth it?
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>>534568280>blenderanoni remember this guy from fortnite general
>>534568239>No Japanese DerbyI sleep.
>>534568304Your SR and SSRs, show them to us.
CM test room again
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>>534567824She is a nod to the real horse anon. A lot of people in the student council are retired.
>>534568337If you have MLB Marvel and willing to go sweaty tryhard, yes.
If not, probably not.
>Red Ace
>wears blue
fucking scammed
I am not built for the waiting part of the gacha banner shit. my support cards suck and I have a gorillion carats saved up, the creek banner can't come soon enough. I'm tired of my runs falling short because I don't have enough MLB supports
>>534568304Tremendous skill issue, if you can't get away with just borrowing kitasan you're probably doing something fundamentally wrong
mister cb!! no don't jump!!!
>>534568473Uhhh her hair bro?
Y'all were warned that an account without mlb Kitasan was unviable for the real content.
>>534568536It's a welfare card for a reason
>>534568493Don't worry, bro. Eventually we're going to be able to borrow entire support decks rather than one card. Hopefully the wait won't be long!!
>>534568493just wait till monday bro, its almost here
Why is Gold Ship such a booba horse
>>534568701Stop making me like Teio
I'd spam runs now for my second CM ace but I'm not sure if I'll impulse MLB my Creek next week
>>534568676This is a child.
>Only two more 7500 carat packs before I have to buy the normal prices
It's so over...
>Just maxed Urara card
Can someone explain why this card is good? It's not because it's Urara right?
>>534568816wait for guts rework
>>534568781reminder that the 2500 pack is better value than the 5000 carat pack if you are buying regular packs
>>534568816>>Just maxed Urara card...why?
>>534568816tl;dr, core for gutsmaxxing strat after guts rework later down the line.
>>534568816guts rework soon
>>534568869Uhh 5000 > 2500??
every time i see urara i am reminded she is 29 years old
>>534568878got a lot of friend points
The worst thing about being a long term umamusume fan is having to read the doghit take of the fags who will eventually drop this fad. The great culling needs to happen now.
>>534568816I'm lacking cards and this card is good for me because of her events and high training efficiency bonus. Even at 1 LB. Probably not worth it for someone with a good deck.
>>534568750Why wouldn't you like Teio?
somehow her shyness makes her showing off her soles way hotter
>>534568816guts gives you 3 stats when you train it
its the best training type
try it out
>>534568816its her day off so its good
I have neither 9* sparks nor full MLB decks. Golshi mode is a pain for me.
>>534568816>No one likes my umas>No one likes my cards>Have no points to useIt's over for me and my 0lb urara card.
>>534567592PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CALLING THE DANCHOU "HITLER"
THEY FIND IT REALLY OFFENSIVE AND DON'T CONSIDER IT A COMPLIMENT
>>534568493Paint takes longer to dry if you keep staring at it, find something else to keep you busy.
Waiting is made worse because we know what is coming.
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This little minx is a dangerous girl
>>534568658I already spent mine since I would use a MLB one anyways.
>starting to get consistent B umas and career clears
its all coming together
>make it into the top 100 of TT with a good parent and a good card
>get 1k followers instantly
>swim in FP
Shrimple as that
So which Guts cards are good for gutsmaxxing in the future besides Haru and Mambo? Is Spe any good?
>guts rework this guts rework that
So what exactly is the guts rework? What will change about it?
>>534568993I'm more of a pantyhose guy... Those legs are amazing!
>>534568995This. Just make sure your Guts cards have high spec prio and training effectiveness. The only way to make Guts maxxing work is to go ALL IN. No roaming trainers, no skill sticks over stat sticks.
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>2 x 2500 Carats pack is $5 cheaper than 5000 Carats pack
Wtf is this? Shouldn't Carats be cheaper the more you buy?
>>534569098does this still happen? I thought this was only a launch thing
>>534569063>month 3>BBro your MLB Kitasan and MLB Sweep and rental MLB Creek?
not having 18 sparks is personal weakness
you should be beat
>>534569173yeah it's retarded and time consuming
no clue why they are this retarded
>>534567794Hey I know this club
7 day is way too fucking lenient desu shi
For people who don't want to read the guides: Stack as much power and wit as possible on your ace. Speed and stamina don't really matter because you get it all from skills. Hope to see you in the meeting
>>534569123I don't know either, but all this talk about it guts me excited about it!
>>534568993I want to sex her feet
>>534569145>No roaming trainers, no skill sticks over stat sticks.There's no way I'm getting Ines all the way to MLB.
>>534569173>>534569230Its a WIT game after all
>>534568816She's also hugging a cute ice cream plush
There's nothing wrong with having just a 6 spark (2x2x2) horse girl.
>>534569264the 90% wr is fake btw this guy is a fraud
>>534568962Oh it will get worse because children are going to get attached to the series and we will have our own horse police eventually. We will get tumblr noses, and skin color edits that aren't for *fetish* reasons; but because Condor doesn't look Mexican enough something retarded along those lines.
I've been in a lot of places that were exclusive in japan and then rapid decline ass soon its available in English. We are in the sweet spot right now. Gate keep the toddlers with gambling so their parents keep them away.
>>534569270You wasted an image slot on a joke not even worth Rudolf tier
>>534568676I'M ALMOST THERE
>>534569173because whales will buy it
>>534569173its the whale trap
is $2 worth the time to click it twice for you?
>>534567794join shortstack, we've got a lot of space and the only rule is log in every 4 days max. also big titties on short umas
Im saving up my carrots for marvelous sunday
>>534569440>also big titties on short umashow, exactly, is this rule enforced?
>>534569184im not a whale
>>534569440people keep talking about her boobs but her hair is much more over the top
>>534558343Is that Akebono on the back?
She somehow looks upset.
>>534568993>tits too big>legs too long>wrong legwearYep, this has to be a human artist.
>>534569498You can achieve that with rerolling during Kitasan banner
>>534569173>whales pay extra to save on clicksKek
>>534569494i check once a day to see last login and kick once it hits 4 days, shrimple
>>534569492No I just really like her Marvelous Sundays
>>534569580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni9FCzIOX2w
>>534567120>Naisu talks shit and then it's the first one to jump herI love my wife
>>534569605Rerolling is for fags tho
Anyone baking the next bread?
>>534569173Wait there's a daily carrot pack wtf
>>534569712It's still only page 7.
>>534569652...how is this relevant to big titties on short umas?
>>534569605i pull for umas and dont reroll accounts
simple as
>>534569281Mine is already at LB2 due to spooks.
>>534569173Whales are, in general, subhuman levels of retarded. Cygames don't expect you to do the math if you're the kind of person to drop 70 dollars on some cleats.
>>534567794>Join /uma/ club>1/3 members sub 10m>Several haven't logged in days>Danchou refuses to kick before 7dI await death.
>>534569652i meant to say once it hits 4 days of no fat fucking titties passing my eyes in that time period, which is impossible so
>>534569123much stronger affect on your last spurt,right now all it does is give you backup stamina for it, post-rework it gives you more speed on it and it helps you get boxed less
>>534569491I'm not into shortstacks but Marvelous Sunday is great and has one of the best songs in the game
>>534569672i think he was making a joke about how asians are closer to monday than the rest of us
>>534567007>>534567391>vlcsnap>in 2025incredible, how fitting for a redditoguri poster
>>534569834More like Super Weak lmao amirite?
Keep posting Marvelous Sunday's marvelous sundays. I'm almost there.
Anyone with a decent guts card?
>>534569415im way smarter than them haha....
i will NEVER fall for their tricks...
>>534569834Does she actively slur at these people to demoralize them or something
>>534569969Bro, your freebie Urara?
>>534569902You're a funny guy
I want to touch Cheval Grand inappropriately.
>>534569989why do you think she has two Ns in her name...
>>534569989She farts and everyone behind her slows down because smell eventually makes them sick.
>>534570048What is so grande about her
>>534569768Most whales are dumb indeed, but really, you think that not caring about $5 difference is what makes one retarded?
>>534569173It's a common tactic in regular shops too. People often assume what you wrote without doing the math and buy product more expensive AND in larger quantity.
>>534570061That fucking racist horse...!
>>534569963Considering the game quickly turns into a breeding simulator and that Trainer is the only availiable bachelor in reach...
>>534569989She eats nothing but onions, whey protein, sauerkraut, fermented carrots and hamburg steak and rips ass the entire time
would have got more debuffs, but I already ran 13 races and ran out of points
>>534569989She flusters them all by making them imagine what they can get away with doing to their trainer.
I'm not that upset with my current random club I joined at the start but I would really like to join any of the clubs shilled here. However, after many weeks of observing reports of the club activity, I've come to the conclusion that a lot of of /uma/ clubs are unstable and I would rather not gamble the guaranteed B rank rewards from my semi dead club.
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