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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
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>Game News (JP)
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Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>All Guides & Resources
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Seiyuu & Concerts
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We love flatties

can /uma/ into statistical analysis?

ENTER

Digitan LOVE

Wit

>witmax posting stops
>CM about to start
>witmax retards come back in full force
hmmmm this seems a bit sussy to me

>bro you need to wimaxx evil nature for pvp
>Ackshually you need 700 stamina + maestro in order for your debuffs to hit
So which one is true

Team Trials? No, Twin Turbo.

>>534557364
Fuck that gay math shit, just trust your luck.

I'M GONNA SAY IT
M-

My late surger Tachyon still wins /uma/ rooms sometimes so I'd say it isn't worth going full double debuffer

>>534557450
>Ackshually you need 700 stamina + maestro in order for your debuffs to hit
What?

>>534557450
Both.

Is it true, /uma/
Is upgrading your unique skill merely an exercise in VANITY?
I was honestly stressing over having Akikawa at 3 friend bars if it didnt happen on its own

How long Umas are supposed to stay in school?

And what happens when the Uma completes all their races from their past life?

>>534557472
Naw. Testicular Torsion.

>>534557579
>higher level = stronger effect
>is it merely an exercise in VANITY?
anon, I...

>>534557284 (OP)
all of my pregnant wives

>>534557450
Would you rather trust filthy metafags or your good friends here?

>>534557582
No husband, no aging. The moment you put a ring around their finger life goes on as normal.

She's a real horse, she deserves to be on the game as Oguri's girlfriend...

>>534557579
For stam recovery uniques it goes from 2.5 to 5% i think

>>534557579
a run that's going well will always max out unless really unlucky with akikawa showing up in guts all the time

I get that there’s a lot of info obfuscation and incomplete knowledge especially regarding before/after certain changes and the entire game is about learning what works and what doesn’t, but why do people post obviously false shit just for attention?
If you wanted attention you could just make some reply farming post like
>Post your wife
>what made you pick her?
and get 30+ replies trivially while everyone engages in conversation they enjoy

>>534557707
How would you differentiate both?

>>534557582
Potentially forever because the passage of time doesn't seem to matter much

They go from twinkle series(IRL races) to Dream trophy league(Cygays made-up races)

>>534557615
No, Titty Twisting.

I have a good feeling in few hours a recruitment post will be made after I send one lazy donkey to the glue factory.

>>534557579
>chanmi approaches
>makes a video bricking everyones builds with guts cards
you know this guy is kinda based

WHAT IS RIGHT
WHAT IS WRONG
HOW CAN I KNOW

>>534557284 (OP)
Based OP
https://youtu.be/VZSNI8YWO84

>>534557842
The only guts card he's running is MLB Mambo, and I still don't understand why.

What the fuck
The umas in the game never did this to me

>>534557784
But racism and racing is based!?

>>534557891
You are now banned

>>534557773
kino

>>534557949
giwtwm

>>534557949
Narita Taishin actually, canonically, kicks you regularly in her career

Golshi mode is useless once you drain the money from it right? I just want to comfy spark farm with shitty decks and I heard it was slightly increased difficulty or something.

I have the Grass Wonder bodytype.

>>534558014
hmmmm nyes

shortstack formerly CUMA under new management

no quota, all discorders kicked, spam emotes and trade shoes and pray to the marvelous queen

>>534558051
You're a fat weeaboo? Yeah, that's like 90% of 4chan users.

you ackshually want to make nice nature endcloser so goldship nigs cant dodge you

>>534558097
wtf based restructuring

>>534557905
Because he doesn't have anything else? Mambo is a pretty good card if you lack cards anyway.

>>534558097
what a twist!?

>>534558097
>all discorders kicked
Proof with screenshot

>>534558097
MARVED

>>534558097
>cringe leader quits
>club immediately becomes BASED

>>534558034
I hate that I'm starting to snicker at this kind of joke.

>>534557810
To be honest, with so many girls in the anime training to seemingly nothing, it made me wonder how timelines work with so many winners of specific races from different time period at the same place

Are you done with golshi mode?

>>534558097
>didn't kick them after the cutoff
Cringe and unbased. You need to pay for your sins first.

>>534558193
he posted proof in the last thread, only 5 members were left

>>534558051
This you?

>>534558157
that's not what is happening that dude can run any deck
and atm you are better off running a rare than matikanetanhauser

Friendship with Sakuraniku ended, now /umagg/ is my best friend

>>534558262
No I only do 3 runs a day

>>534558262
yes and it was a pain in the ass because I run decks that try to hintmax and the difficulty difference was noticeable.

Chevacci...

>>534558262
No, because I’m pacing myself

>>534558262
I do only one or two runs a day. I'll finish it when I finish it.

>>534558262
Almost. I have 350k left.
Probably will be done in two or three days.

>>534558339
Think fatter.

yeah i think CM is not going to be sweaty

If I want to train Maruzensky as an ace for the CM, do I need like 9* Medium parents so I can get her Med aptitude to S?

>>534557905
his argument is that you can get enough stam for chanmi with 1 guts +18* stam parents + witmaxxed recovery skills
I'm thankful that I will find pic related at my finals because of his video

>>534558393
Nice. It's not too late for you guys to start reaching top 1k actually. Just need members who actually play and not leeches.

>>534558262
I have 2 gorillion fans left, i have like 700k left with that monies event.
Slow and Steady boys

>>534558262
I wish but i have a life

>>534558262
I just don't care anymore
haven't run a career in two weeks
won't run any careers anymore

>>534558354
My dick and I are conflicted at this development.

>>534558262
>75k / 1.2m left
almost

>>534558448
>implying they aren't gaslight agents trying to scare people into prepping for 5 nice neichas in one race debuffing them even though CM is 9 racers.

>>534557905
It's for TT to pad the rating, he literally explains it. The grass had 13k rating. He would have used MLB Urara if he had it.
Guts cards were always the best for rating padding.

>>534558458
bwos.... i cleated my mambo

>>534558393
>>534558097
The beginning of a new era...

>>534558354
>>534558534
This dork should not be this sexy

>>534558448
I don't get it, is CM supposed to be done with normal, great, or random mood?

>>534558457
Yes

>>534557784
Racism is bad because it eats into training turns and so produces high fan count low stat umas in URA
MANT will be peak racism though

>>534558636
What's her gimmick?

>>534557284 (OP)
I don't know whether to be disgusted because it's a thinly disguised inflation fetish or be amazed because it's a thinly disguised pregnancy fetish

>>534558602
well, was the shitty rainbow cleat shop worth it??

I've been borrowing this guys Kitasan Black 10 times a day for the 3 weeks.

>>534558458
That wasn't on the CM section btw

>>534558680
took you away from Kitasan

>>534558671
Its random mood for the first 2 rounds then Great fixed mood on the last day

>>534558697
yes

>>534558262
>3x 1100 spark runs with borrows in normal
>2x 600/600/600 runs in goldshi mode
>875000 left in the piggy bank
I'm in no rush. All my useable cards are leveled and we've still got 3.5 days til Super Creek

>>534558478
I notice that if she got 3rd place during the post-race jog she'll happily waves her hand as if she won 1st

>>534558393
wtf based. Waiting to be kick out of Sakuraniku rn. Will ask to be let in later

>>534558714
yea this was and it's completely different

>>534558794
2.5 days

>>534558701
this will be your life until at LEAST the rerun, you should've rerollmaxxed

>>534557284 (OP)
Unfortunately, many retired racehorses end up in less desirable situations, including slaughterhouses.

>>534558262
220k left, should be done tomorrow.

>>534558393
>last month unranked
Huh? Is this new guild or old guild being cleaned up?

>>534558262
now that i finished the gold ship mode. Are there still small bonus monies left for doing that mode or it just normal ura run with extra difficulty

>>534558794
Delete this. My wife would never do that

>>534558350
>difficulty difference
congrats you got placebo'd
Golshi mode is literally the same

>>534558686
Fat horses are funny. LAUGH AND GROW FAT!

>>534558393
Is this true and factual info?

>>534558680
Middle sibling syndrome, extremely shy and self conscious
Very for (you)

I can't decide on a 3rd so I'll just take Fuku to CM

>>534558393
lmaoooooooo even who wants to join a sub 12k rank club

>>534558993
that wasn't my personal experience and I ran a lot of races in and out of golshi mode

>>534558931
For all the daichou's autism, CUMA wasn't legible for rewards last month
It's part of what made the shitshow so funny

>>534559009
>natural bottom
>stallion
something is amiss

>>534558847
Yes and it's not what he's gonna be using. The point is to showcase a F2P deck hence the free Mambo and NN. Yes, Kitasan is free since everyone told you to save for it.

Is there any particular reason why Tosen Jordan and Eishin Flash are significant characters in Gold Ship's career story? I read that the director showing up in Gold Ship's dreams is because her possible IRL reference is Gold Ship's ancestor. When do Eishin Flash and Tosen Jordan become playable in global?

>>534558686
>thinly disguised inflation fetish
Retard.

>thinly disguised pregnancy fetish
Retarded AND homosexual.

Verdict: Hang yourself zoomer.

>>534558458
>>534558847
that low of stam would even get its ass blown out in friggin TT lol

>watch video
>jap straight up say his babby wit build for beginners won't win against actual metafags
Why are you retards like this? Brain damage?

https://youtu.be/NG0bnF9FXVc?si=N5d7NmGHIhHyZ3_k&t=267

>>534559009
These dramatic promo shots horses with silly names will never stop being funny

>>534559193
Tosen Jordan picked a fight with Gold Ship once and that just gave Golshi a lifelong vendetta from there onward
And i think Golshi styled on Eishin at least once in his meme-tacular end closer G1 victories

>>534558827
marvelous

>>534558931
it's the cuma club, i renamed it after the old CEO gave up and left

Narita Brian makes me cum fast

my CM path will be all casual players with shit teams
Your CM path will be all whale autists
Have fun retard, I just won the game

>>534559190
>he's not gaslighting you to train guts and have your ace with 600 stamina because the witmaxxing meme will totally cover the rest!!
>y-yeah well he is actually but just for f2ps...
uh huh
not falling for the grift bro

>>534559298
They're retarded SEAniggers who can't grasp basic English(日本語)

>>534559434
railed by the SUPER DICK

>Notice greedy bullshit typical of Japanese games
>'fucking jews'

>>534558931
Latter. CUMA danchou is a retard that implemented quota when the club wasn't eligible for rewards AND THEN quit BEFORE all that quota paid off this month.

>>534559298
It’s fairly easy to see the difference is just by participating in room races

>>534558173
do you have the gif of natie doing this dance?

I hate doing Rudolf careers because this horse's mood always goes down. Bitch, I'm keeping you undefeated for three years and the only thing you need to avoid is getting fucking depressed. If it weren't for your thighs I would legit hate you.

>>534559504
judaism is a state of mind

>>534559249
Assuming no debuff, Tachyon's stam is barely enough for 2400m with her ult

>>534559504
Kicking myself for not spending for the extra 20 pulls for a pity Kitasan, but I guess that's how they get you

>[retarded schizobabble]
why are globalbabs unironically braindead?

I'm gonna shove something down Kitasan's good set of pipes if she doesn't stop hanging out in guts.

>>534559504
will they at any point make this shop better?

>>534559504
the jew fears the samurai

>>534559298
he's saying you won't win the finals
that garbage build won't even pass the preliminaries

>>534559510
>>534559380
>>534559143
My condolences but holy FUCK what a 0 wit retard

>>534559434
It should've been me raping Oguri...

>>534559504
you can just ignore that shop for now, it's meant for whales who start overflowing on star pieces, not meant for actual decayed roll income.

>>534559143
he just loves data mkay

Teio your supposed to swallow it

Well, u see, it's actually based and I must follow everything he says because it's a JAPANESE youtuber and he's definitely not spreading misinfo because he's JAPANESE

>>534559819
you're*

are soundposts broken for everyone or is it just me?

>>534559535
https://mega.nz/folder/CIEhWSCR#TSJlY7SD6vIA1w5zl4WGPA

Doto when?

>>534559819
the hachimi?

>>534558343
>Female Ningen wants trainers to herself
Of course she does...

>>534558393
If i bail on my current club, will there be a spot left tomorrow?

Bros.... its over

today's gonna be the day, anons. i'm definitely getting my first stam3. i bet it'll have a bunch of whites and ura too. keep your eyes peeled for it

>>534559969
Just ask your danchou to kick you. You don't get the cooldown

I love miss Marvelous big boobs.

>Teio swallowed it
>and by it she means the limited edition special carrot cake parfait with carrot flan, carrot cream, and carrot sponge cake
>right in front of you

Skip Narita Brian

uh oh seanigbro is seething at jpgods again while playing the inferior version

I'm sorry, [/uma/ club] but...you peaked.
you will never reach T100 ever again

>>534559969
yep, we have plenty of space right now to begin with

>>534560045
>McQueen always gets sulky when I have dessert

>>534559361
Haru after one afternoon hanging out with Tachyon

>>534560172
Was it really necessary to give her breasts this big?

>>534560121
Why was she such a blackpilling bitch?

>>534559908
thanks bwo

I'm dropping $200 shekels on Super creek

Which horse has the most side boob?

>>534560234
Yes. That's where the Marvelous energy is stored.

btw with the accelerated schedule, Global already missed out on 4500 carats just from daily logins alone in comparison to the JP version. Think of this on the next time you miss your spark by 30 rolls.

>>534560172
>>534560234
BIGGER

Me on the right.

>Club has no drama
/Clover/ chads stay winning.

>>534560176
Teio-Mcqueen is such a nice pair. They contrast so good yet they're not polar opposites

Club Unbricked has one slot open for an active player

Put /uma/ in your profile thingy when applying.

im stimming

>>534560234
They're necessary to project the Marvelous Dimension

This creature... I love her!

>>534560310
Oh yeah? Check this out:
>asks for green shoes instead

How many free rolls are we getting? For the whole week?

This little succubus

>>534560427
We trade dirt shoes here sir.

>>534560358
>no wit bonus
Tachyon is a fraud

>>534560510
>He doesn't know about Tachyon's hidden Wit stat bonus
Bwo....

>>534560462
>I bet you Mati-can't live without me, right?
>Mati-can't get me out of your mind?
>Mati-can't bear to be apart from me for even a day?

>>534559009
Imagine paying a 1000 dollars to someone just to have a stud named 'Natural Bottom' breed your mare.

>Talk to twin turbo
>See her train
>Mood down

???

>>534560462
Every day is my lucky day with Fuku!

Should I just restart at this point bros

>>534560641
thats loreful nature

Thanks Golshi very cool

>>534560289
Marvelous Milk

Do umas smell good?

>>534560450
Curren game
Curren general
Curren World

>>534559009
Umas for this feel?

>>534560641
losing the debut isn't that big a deal, it's just a semi-lost turn but you get more skill points for having to make the race up so it isn't even a true lost turn. There's a lot worse that can happen in a run.

>>534560687
Mammarous Sunday

>>534560708
Yes.

>>534560708
they smell like my cum

>>534560739
Nice Nature has a Natural Bottom

>>534560641
it's just one turn. you will live

>>534560641
>>534560682
>>534560746
>>534560789
>lost by THREE AND THREE QUARTERS of a length

ready for 1* guts

>>534560739
Nice Nature and Winning Ticket.

>>534558393
holy

>>534560810
Classic Natie!

>>534560819
How did you get 400k+ fans wtf
also
>sub 600 power
bro...

>>534560819
2* power that would've been 3* power if you had 600+ power

>>534560819
>that power miss
fix your deck anon

>>534560641
My Rudolf every 4th career start. Emperor my ass.

>>534560810
>A fucking bike.

>>534560928
400k fans is easy if you are running the G1s

>>534560810
>Debut
>Late

>>534560121
that piece of drama was so fucking flat and stupid. I legit don't feel like finishing last 2 eps

>>534560928
>>534560929
>>534560937
>

>>534559060
Is real

>>534560928
golshi hits 600k if you don't get unlucky

Teio, no means no

i believe in toreina's rights

Hopeful...

>>534561015
>/uma/ theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw

>>534560413
squirrel lover

>have 40m fans
>everyone else in my club has like 20m or way less
>10 people haven't logged in multiple days
>barely any shoe trading
I'm so close to leaving but knowing it's a friend's crew makes me feel bad, but goddamn this is awful...

>>534561106
The Stakes? Hopeful? Perhaps.

>>534561097
Yeah my right marry and reproduce with my trainee.

>>534561023
>top 100
rank 140

why artists keep making umas ultra big?

>>534561106
JUST HOPE MY SHIT UP

>>534560925
i won the next maiden race but second place was a horse called THIRD PARTY

>>534560810
>Ayy Lmao

>>534561163
horses

>>534561149
>0:05
the sound she made when i deflowered her

>>534560708
Of course, they use pheromones after all

>>534561106
>114 guts
hopeless

CM test, moods set to great
53731013

>>534560810
>landed in third place
>3 lengths away from the previous uma
The only thing missing is being the No. 3 Fav

Not hopeful at all
She was like half a second away from being 7th

>>534561163
I don't agree with the exaggerations but Umamusumes' thighs should be BIGGER and THICKER

>>534561106
thats 4th place right there

>>534561149
How could I not?

>>534557284 (OP)
>no belly gamemode or minigame

gay

>>534560972
I dunno about that. Maybe if you have very good fan bonus. I try to run every G1 and I can only get 300k+. Maybe I'm missing some G1s?

>>534561262
tell us how it goes

>>534561331
Arima Kinen and Japan Cup are the important ones

>>534561047
i keep seeing anons claim this and even 500k but i get 400~k while winning most big g1s, 2x jap cup/arima...

>>534561241
i cannot stress enough that guts does almost nothing in career
you get +400 meaning it starts well beyond the soft cap for every character, that's why you can get away with almost no stam in career

>>534561361
haha dude....
weed...

>>534561270
and starting in gate 3

>>534561023
i like how he became a top 100 club when they wouldnt even get rewards

>>534561163
>>534561297

>guts 1*
>guts 1*
>wit 1*
that's today's borrows, very cool

Will I be ok just rolling my favorite umas?

>>534561463
now THIS is honseracing

I start a career, get to the Uras, quit and wait for the new day to insta finish my dailies

>>534561163
Because it MAKES MY DICK HARD

>>534561463
>Head
>Neck
>Neck
>Nose
Now that's a finish.

>>534561562
cafe sexo

Hai
Mejiro Mcqueen des

Why do people say this mcqueen is the worse mcqueen?

>>534561602
Nice bulge

You should post your wife
Tell me why you love her
NOW!

>>534561262
>53731013
one spot left still!

>>534561618
her ult pre-buff is inarguably the worst in the game, it only fires off when your uma is literally going to lose the race, in a bad way, and won't save you.

>>534561163
i'm fine with them being portrayed as tall/strong but too many artists only do it because its safe horny "OMG MOMMY STEP ON MEEEEEEE"

god forbid you find a normal girl attractive

>>534561618
Dogshit skill that only activates when you're gonna lose.

>>534561618
Washing a stupid dress like that requires harmful chemicals that leech into the groundwater and poison the grass Haru later eats

>>534558097
snet, marvelous bless

Okay guys we have to solve this

Why does Fuji Kiseki know the word "Pony" when its only meaning really comes from a young / small horse but horses aren't real on Uma-Earth, I mean they don't even know the word "Horse" why would they know a more specific term like pony then.

This has been keeping me up all night.

>>534561650
She's big and cute. No, I will not post her because I'm not fond of whoring my wife like 99% of you.

>>534561509
That's what most people do. Out of curiosity, what are your favorites?

>>534561650
>use her SR
>can't stop hearing Ena when her rainbow shows up

>>534561776
Dont worry about it.

>>534561776
Because it's a translation of small horse from Japanese that flows better than "horsie"

>>534561604
Sex

>>534561650
ikuno dictus
she cute
footjob queen and she is pregnant with my child so i have to marry her

>>534561650
I have a role-reversal fetish.

>>534561818
I don't need sleep, I need ANSWERS!

>>534561820
Then why does she know a horse specific term in japanese as well???? She shouldn't!

>>534561650
T.M.OPERA O!

>>534558602
You did right.

>>534561403
Maybe it's your deck? some cards give fan bonuses

>>534561403
this is a fairly normal run imo, 20 g1s is my typical spark run
other than the big 2, takarazukax2 and the derby are important

>>534561932
highest functioning tannhauser fan

what deck do I bring to train the evilest Nice Nature I can? I'm thinking Kitasan, Sweep Tosho, Rudolf, Marvelous Sunday and Daiwa to witmax but I feel like she'll lose every race and will definitely have no fucking stamina whatsoever
also do you want to focus training and hints or spam races?

>>534561832
What's McQueen doing

>>534558097
HOLY BASED

>>534562032
Teio

>>534562032
Getting her eclair creamed

>>534561979
nta but isn't the derby spark bad? I always run oaks

>>534562032
it says right there are you illiterate

>>534561163
To make them actually horse-sized

>>534562032
Torena san

>>534562002
R Rudolf

>>534561978
The Trainer rape on Tracen is problematic.

>>534562098
oh you're probably right, i didn't optimize for that i just wanted to grab fans while looking for a blue

>>534559249
>instead of training stam
>you should dump the stat and pray your skills activate while wasting your sp on heals skills
>ignore everyone else pulling up with 1200 speed, 900 stam, and a bunch of gold speed/acceleration skills
I’d believe that his shitty builds could win a jp CM but he would get rolled in any average lobby posted here

What was going through special chud's mind while this happened

>>534562032
Mejiro Ryan because no one else will.

>>534562358
>dogshit umas like winning ticket
you mistyped that right?

>>534559908
This is insane

>>534562416
suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san

I got this bwos

>>534562416
this is the exact moment when she became racist

>>534562459
i said what i said

>>534562459
>>534562529
HOPELESS

>>534562550
Kill this anon.

>>534562529
8th place
best i can do for you

>>534562609
He's correct.

>>534562416
The thumbnail looks like she's playing standing bass

>>534562550
>>534562608

>>534528138
We're so fucking BACK, baby!

>>534562608
>>534562628
HUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>534562529
>Triple double circles
>Front
Easy 1st place 90% of the time

>>534562673
i was gonna say she looks like she's sadly playing a cello

>>534561562
I saw a few umas running wearing pantyhose, isn't that kinda uncomfortable

>>534562529
>No. 1 Fave

it's fucking over

>>534559193
i think the reason why goldship's story has such random horses (even though he raced with them) is because the characters he was closest to weren't available to be used yet
i've heard nips want her story to be updated if justaway ever gets added

>>534562810
It makes their trainer's dick hard

digitan

>>534561650
I'm kinda surprised people can have only one girl they like in this game when a lot of umas are incredibly fucking cute or cool and unique. I guess in my case I've been gravitating a whole lot towards Cafe as of late, especially after watching the movies multiple times, reading her story too and stuff.

>>534562768
SHE GOT 2ND

>>534562730
It's Golshi's world and you're living in it

What is Fine Motion even good for?

>>534562864
If you are in the goldship event, yeah things are harder there than regular Ura. Still better than getting like 4th and lower

The Witgod has spoken

https://youtu.be/NG0bnF9FXVc

She even has bitch genetics

>>534562883
Goldshi got a real hot body and her signature wear really shows that

>>534562957
Fine motions.

UMAMUSUME IS A WIT GAME

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

>i want to mate with this short and nerdy donkey.

>>534561650
I love flat horses in general

>>534562782
wife

>>534562849
rape

>>534558173
Who's the artist of those chibis?

>>534562969
HES BACK!

YOU FOKKIN DONKEY!

>>534563039
B R O C K E D

>>534562997
made for rimzuri

>>534563083
I am all ears, Rice Shower.

>>534562032
having sex with a male trainer, the only ones with a dick

>>534563007
Flat wife sex

i have a feeling gold ship loves to peg her trainer

I love Mihono Bourbon so much

I have a decent golship and a decent evil nature
Who's a good third for CM, I want something to break other GS's ankles

>>534563136
>#LookAtCurren
>look inside
>Grass Wonder

I dont have a nice natie for debuffer, I do have a tachyon and a grass wonder, which one you guys suggest I use? Even with golshi week I wont have enough monies to level up both of their Potentials

>>534563152
Stop being gay, anon.

>>534562842
so it's another plan to seduce their trainers, I should have known

>>534563192
Delete this.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UysQH-uPYTA
>Final stretch starts
>Heartbeats
Holy shit that was hype but goddamn, Orfevre was robbed just before the finish line
Will this year be the year?

>>534561650
I honestly find her inspiring, love her design, energy and from what I saw of her story, also bit of a fan of the real horse after watching his races and reading up on his history.
>>534561904
Sirius is my second favourite, can't wait for the horses of this era, already picked up Rudolf, Katsuragi and Sirius are must sparks and hopefully I can pick up C.B. as well.

>>534563013
ROB (Rest On Boobs)

>>534563227
I'm running Tachyon for debuffer since she has innate dominator

So like do we get some more toughness pills at some point, cause i'm about to run out

>>534563231
its not gay

>>534563164
>>534563192
wtf

aren't debuffs bullshit since the only option is to suck it up or run End Umas

>>534563282
Dominator is Grass's potential lvl3, which is in the way to her limit at lvl 5 On Your Left, which is a great skill apparently

>>534563192
>Mihono no Bourbon

>only one rainbow training 6 turns in a row
>played it safe pressing once then rest
I just know they're going to all converge once I have no energy, not going to risk it

>>534563192
Put them back on or there will be trouble.

My wife Grass Wonder died.
Please give me a new uma wife.

>>534563301
Midnight carrot cravings...

I really really really REALLY dont like Curren Chan

>>534563374
The real trick is to run a front runner that you grind up this CM
because everyone will run Pace, Late and End since Pace is the strongest position and Golshi is the best actual ace
every Nice Nature runs debuffs focusing Pace and End and Late aces will get boxed in by the wall of Nice Natures

I really really really REALLY like Curren Chan

Why is Digitan so gay

>>534562002
I did Kitasan King Halo (for more power) Rudolf Aoi Marvelous Sunday and Tachyon

>>534563374
>aren't debuffs bullshit since the only option is to suck it up or run End Umas
Pretty much, which is why they're so meta. The only other tactics is to either make a stat monster to tank it or bring your own debuffers so everyone suffers.

...

>>534563374
yeah, they ban it after a while

Can't sneak away that easy.

I'm feeling rather lukewarm about Curren Chan.

>>534563254
Why did Orfevre go from the outside to the inner part when it was just a straight?

>>534563579
I'm gonna kill her

Which uma friendship/friend circle is your favorite?

>>534563546
There's also the Front Runner so fast it dodges all debuffs but you need shit like groundwork to make that work

>>534563579
wtf

>>534563610
did you get a pic of her wet little body?

>>534563496
I'm only running front and ace

MEJIRO MAC KWIIN

CM test room 3 uma
64258388

>>534563681
This old fags

>>534563650
He focused on hitting the optimal stats in speed power stamina and forgot to get the wit

>>534562962
>If you are in the goldship event, yeah things are harder there than regular Ura. Still better than getting like 4th and lower
is this actually true?

>300+ Wit
>Homestretch doesn't go off
Aaaiieeeeee

>>534563758
Yeah, all the other umas have higher stats. You can go check yourself.

>>534563709
*front and end
doesn't seem worth to run anything else and get turbo fucked

>mayano placed 2nd 4 times in a row on the final arima kinen
>Got my first incomplete career in 3 weeks
Damn

Tokai Teio is actually so fucking hot bros I see the vision

>>534563821
am i retarded if im parent farming in the goldship mode then?

why did they call my horse ichiban niggy wtf

>>534563821
Wait, is that why I suddenly started needing clocks on URA Finale after not using them for weeks?

Please tell me Golshi mode just gives you stronger opponents and doesn't have shit like making it less likely for cards to appear in the right stat training or lowering mood or friendship training bonus or friendship gain or increasing odds of mood downs and negative status effects

>>534562969
>The entire 2nd half of the video
Holy FUCK this video is fucking DENSE! Disgusting amount of information I had no idea about (no shocker) as well, or could never be bothered to research. What a champ, goddamn.

>>534562002
Kita
R Rudolf
Rice Shower
Aoi
Sweep
Kitasan borrow

>>534563879
yes

>>534563254
I didn't kow the loss was this painful.
I know nothing but it looks like he would've won if he just didn't go so far inside no?

Spe a cute!

>>534563917
Why are you talking like a bot

>>534563881
Ichiban Kawaii

>>534563916
anon, I... don't know, but I hope not

>>534563994
Why are you replying like a tranny

>>534563136
You should focus on frontrunners and end debuffs than paceshitters

>>534563681
BNW even before chapter 3.

>>534563918
wtf two kitasans

>>534564063
sorry my brain died i meant agnes tachyon

>>534564023
What did they say?

>>534557364
The only statistical analysis i need is winners win.

>>534563918
Bro how do I run 2 Kitasans too?

>>534564134
Something, something Big Brother love

>>534562969
Recreation is 2 years old

>>534564145
what's this? where's it from? where can I see more of it?

>>534563857
I need visual proof

>>534564153
Where's the rape?

Is there a Stamina version of Kitasan? I'm sick of my stam cards sitting in wit and guts

is shrewd step worth getting?

>>534558458
Man he wouldn't get to the finish line in the average /vg/ lobby with 500 stam.

>>534564307
I fucking hate Super Creek so much

>>534564307
Super Creek is the closest

https://x.com/pirateyoukai/status/1953816747083243901?t=4ebSsmAwZgrRAk_hCuEYMA&s=19
I think if S1 was animated well uma wouldve been a lot bigger a lot earlier

>>534557364
i look at the circles Tazuna gives me. ignore them and trust in my horse

>>534563950
Yeah, it's within the realm of possibility. Maybe if he procced homestretch haste or straightaway adept too

>>534564307
MLB Cafe has like 70 priority

Can we talk about how horrendously insensitive McQueen was to Teio's injury

>>534564402
thanks coffee

>>534564307
MLB Seiun Sky

>>534564385
Turns out that HQ video game cutscenes are a lot better than PA Crapworks budget garbage

>>534564392
Sounds like a wit issue.

>>534564387
Fuck those circles fuck the judges or whoever that give them out
I get single circle on stamina or some shit and i look at the one in the paddocks with double circle and the bitch has 100 less stamina than my girl

>Reading about horse racing history to learn more about Agnes Tachyon
>Find out that the most recent record in the Satsuki Sho and a lot of the asian tracks are from a brazilian guy as a jockey
>The guy grew up poor as fuck
How the fuck does this even happen. Do the jockeys actually make any difference? I thought they just picked the skinniest guy.

goldship beating me up and then locking me in chastity

>do Stayers Stakes on a McQueen Golshi Mode Career
>easy 1st place with Distance
>do Arima Kinen
>lose
>Tazuna says "your horse has low wit lol"
>check stats of other horses
>my McQueen has much higher speed and stamina and comparable Wit as a front runner
What the FUCK happened here???

>>534564385
Well Cingray is taking that spot now. Hopefully Inari One and Super Freak bring even more interest when the Anime gets there.

>>534564153
Source? I love the animation style

>>534564598
That shit keeps happening to me as well.

>>534564541
The best jockeys are midgets

>>534564627
Give me my Med Spark you fucking Asshole--

>>534564385
GET RAPED SPE-CHAN

>>534564598
you didn't meet the guts requirement it's an automatic loss

>>534564670
Only real Teio lovers are blessed with good sparks

>>534563910
Yup, the URA finalists are ridiculous. A mediocre run will usually get filtered by the semi-finals.

>>534564385
Did she piss on McQueen?

>>534564634
Anna anon

>>534564312
no one knows?

>>534560450
Does anyone really thinks she's innocent?

>>534564598
>Tazuna says

>>534558823
It's because she just immediately assumes she's forever gonna hit 3rd place. Even her race quotes indicate that.

>>534564598
Front runners get a speed penalty

Best umas for sex?

>>534564775
EXPLODE

>>534564816
>she chose to dress as a slut not once but twice
anyone who has seen her wedding alt knows she's a whore

Taiki Shuttle's accent is cute

>>534564737
>All five of them just watch her as she sinks

>>534564803
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/edit?gid=247093628#gid=247093628

Do you have a higher chance of getting slow metabolism on the +30 energy event if it overcaps your energy (i.e you get less than 30)? I hardly ever get it, but I've just it hit bottom option three times on near full energy and ALL three times I got slow metabolism

surely i will get a good uma in this for once

>>534564541
The more weight you put on your horse the slower it is, that’s why short people are best. They also have to be fit in order to basically squat on a horse going 40 mph for 3-5 min among other things.

>>534564923
slow metabolism is 5%

>>534564442
She was a bit of a cunt about it, yeah.

should i burn my tp trying for my second 9* uma

>>534561791
Narita Brian

>>534564854
I'm aware. Just saying it's a cool detail

Umamusumes make me horny.

>>534564953
goo goo babies

>>534564953
I actually got groovy there

So... do I go back to normal URA after getting all the monie in golshi mode?

>>534564923
>5% x 5% x 5%
with those odds an MLB Super Creek is in your future i guess

>>534564953
I cast Daiwa Scarlet

I'm gonna run an air groove to fuck up your gold ships
sorry lads

>>534564923
nah it's just a flat small chance
i always take it unless I'm less than 20 from the cap

>>534565004
Cafe a cute

>>534564953
shit game

>>534565019
>>534564982
It wasn't necessarily three times in a row, it's just the last three times it's capped my energy. I thought it was a hidden mechanic as if you're overfeeding her or something

Agnes was a beautiful horse. I've never seen a honse this red IRL.

>>534565005
This but Kiryuin.

>>534559193
>According to available information, Tosen Jordan, as the stable boss at Ikee Stables, reportedly asserted dominance over the younger Gold Ship when the latter joined the stable.
>Gold Ship, known for his fiery temper and eccentric behavior, didn’t take kindly to this. There’s an anecdote that Tosen Jordan may have "threatened" or challenged Gold Ship, possibly through physical or hierarchical posturing in the stable.
>Gold Ship, being a strong-willed and temperamental horse, held a grudge and retaliated by kicking or harassing Tosen Jordan whenever they crossed paths.
>Interestingly, Gold Ship’s older brother, Orfevre, accepted Tosen Jordan’s status as stable boss and got along with him quietly, making Gold Ship’s vendetta stand out even more

>>534563301
next time I will grab her fat rolls on bed

>gets slacker
>website says the journalists cures slacker
>clicks training with her on it
>trains once, doesnt cure, try 3 more times
>slacker fails, didnt show up
why are niggers spreading misinfo?

>>534565023
How does Groove counter Gold.

>>534565104
but this uma is good

>>534565104
Groovy

>>534565108
don't tell spe

>>534564904
thanks bro

>>534565014
Possibly
Maybe career would be more interesting if G1s are less of a given but that also means increased chance of losing G1s and/or failing career
Its not like your own horse get a stat bonus from doing Golshi mode

>>534565149
ssseeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxx

>>534565206
>we like feet now

>>534564598
anon, many races have a guts check. the ones in Tokyo are the worst because of the uphill in the end.
you DID watch season 1, right?

>>534565119
>Horses create pecking orders when in the same space
We could have had fucking Mean Girls type gags and scenarios god dammit Japan where's yer balls

Haru Urara is still looking good!

>>534565249
if you don't massage your uma's feet at least twice a day before and after training, she WILL Agnes Tachyon herself and you will be to blame

>>534565381
>Agnes Tachyon herself
huh?

>>534565345
>We could have had fucking Mean Girls type gags and scenarios
bwo cingray?

>>534565143
hesitant end closers for 130 sps and disorient for 110

I don't think season 1 was that bad animation wise. It's natural that later works have better quality after its success.

>>534563301
there is something special in seeing the kid of the umas that warms me

>>534564737
>>534565307
Fine I'll run a 3 guts 2 stam 1 wit deck for my next career. Let's see if I still lose with 600 across the board. Fucking hell.

>>534565432
hmm
nyo
its bad

>>534565407
got a bowed tendon after 4 races and went into retirement

Ho, ho, hee, hoo

>>534565421
ffs really? im very close to just skipping season 1 at this point

>>534558343
>>534558827
What happened to sakuraniku?

I HATE GETTING BLOCKED EVEN WITH HIGH FUCKING WIT AND POSTION SKILLS

I think I stall too much bwos...

>>534565432
it's pretty damn bad, the CGI especially does not hold up

>>534564598
Arima Kinen is buffed along with Ura finale in Golshi mode.

Dokai Deio :DDDD

>>534565249
Anon, your Umas feet are an invaluable asset to their career. You should fucking worship them with how much work they do.

>>534564974
Not just a bit of a cunt she kept prodding her about her own time while Teio felt like she could never run the same way ever again

>>534565523
shut the fuck up you hungry bitch

>>534565495
no you fucking moron you dont need a specific card just because you cant get that stat past 200, god you're stupid and deserve to be fodder, enjoy your B rank forever

>Most metafags in /uma/ rooms run goldshi as an ace
>People start running End Closer hate to counter this
>But this means they don't run enough to beat people running non goldshi teams
>This causes them to do worse against regular players when CM rolls around

>>534565629
Yep I guess I like feet now

>>534565565
hagimi hagimi hagimi xDD

brehs...

>>534565119
IRL Gold Ship seems to cause problems and fuck around because he is way too smart for his own good

who do i put on my profile so i can get some points

Oguri as pace or late?

You guys use the daily paid rolls or just save those paid carrots for sparking?

>>534565540
I had a race once where the dumb bitch was trying to overtake on one side, activated skill navigation to TURN THE OTHER WAY, FIND THAT THE INNER LANE IS BLOCKED, AND THEN TURN THE OTHER WAY AGAIN BACK TO THE INITIAL LANE SHE WAS AIMING TO OVERTAKE WITH, WASTING FUCKING 10-15 SECONDS ON BRAINDEAD ACTIVITY instead of simply going in the initial overtake lane as she wanted to start with.

>>534565629
It's crazy how much Diamond's and Kitasan's designs carry their mediocre personalities.

>>534563136
Why use top gun when she has zero friend starting guage?

>>534565757
Marvelous

>>534565757
marvellous or mayano
you won't get many from either though

>>534565723
I run two aces btw so dedicating both of your debuffers to be goldshi hate is certainly a choice of all time.

>>534565757
taishin

>>534565771
I'm not retarded so I don't have paid carats

>>534565760
Gourmand requires pace

>>534565802
Because she's small and cute.

>>534565757
mtg

>>534565771
Saving as part of my spark fund

>>534565813
i'm building a debuffer goldship

>>534564442
You don't get it, she simply wanted to give it her best to prove herself to her.
When McQueen is the one who gets injured she crumbles pretty easily because she can't make that goal anymore.

>>534565104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FbT_4ohuI4

>>534565760
>gourmand 2nd unlock
>hmm i will put her in the late box

>>534565813
you have to be especially retarded to think that after golshi week

>>534565867
where are Teio's hands going

>>534565589
She was pretty nonchalant about Teio quitting even though she was inspired by her?
She just had her head up her own ass until she got diagnosed with suspensory ligament desmitis.
She's a bit of a cunt.

>>534565543
this picture is way too lewd