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hors

Umapomf.

I want to roll. I want to gamble already.

Thinking of doing a Fukukitaru run.

Suzuka olev

fat horse tist?????

Mayano love
Mayano wedding
Mayano handholding sex in the missionary position

how do you trainers cope when a run goes south and everything after that goes wrong?

>>530521140
3* Spark Angle

>>530521138
>one of the first hons that got a wedding alt
What did KMR mean by this?

>>530520909 (OP)
>U heart 2 heroines
>Childhood friend - Meijiro McQueen
>Middle School friend - Suzuka
>Cousin -Teio
>loli - Top Gun
>Main heroine - Spe
>Onee san- Creek
>Super secret heroine unlockable only after clearing the true end - Goldshi
I'm too lazy to think of more.

>enter lobby
>check missions
>come back to lobby
>"Bakushin! Bakushin! Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin!"
>check Jukebox
>Sakura Bakushin O requested "Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin"
>do a career run
>go back to lobby
>Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin is still playing
>do daily races and team trials
>come back
>Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin is still playing
>check Jukebox history
>every single time it's Sakura Bakushin O herself who requested it
how do i get her to stop without hurting her?

I DID IT! After two and a half-weeks I finally won my third URA!

>>530521140
I fucking tough it out and win anyways

>>530520909 (OP)
is there a list somewhere or all turns an uma get on her gameplay?
I'm stuck on a character I wanna plan properly but i dont wanna waste a run just typing down what it is and its mandatory races and shit
someone is bound to have done that already

>>530521092
She's great. I love her. You should do a run and hope her divinations work out for you.

>lose Bourbon run on Arima Kinen
>Tazuna says I needed more speed
>speed was b+
Fucking what

I want mejiro ryan carnally
share art of her :)

Say something nice about MR CB

>>530521260
congrats!

>EL and Taiki Shuttle chasing after an extra large pizza
Sasuga american horses

:(

>>530521138
My childwife

>>530521260
omedetou

>>530521336
if she had longer hair she wouldn't have had that problem

>>530521336
BOYFAGGOT APOLOGISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>530521329
what did she mean by this?

>he's going with Front Bakushin?
>doomp the unavoidable Mood Down into Late Start
>he ran Golship on End?
>coordinate the AI to bogs it
>he zet the Ooguri to Pace?
>send in the Rice Shower
>He's about to win the UMA Finale?
>Get Tachyon on the line.
>Activate the quantum manipulation.
>Doomp the 1* Gut spark.

>>530521336
Still too expensive

>>530521407
Even we don't want that one.
t. literal homo

>do my daily horse roll
>it's meijiro ryan
When will God GOLSHI grace my account with Agnes Tachyon....

Sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
Sniffing Tazuna's big butt

...when can we roll for horses? I only have 14 not even enough to field 3 teams. My whole ranch is built upon incest

>>530521290
Front needs speed the most. Or maybe you got a late start so her unique didn't proc.

Equine Ox
Rheumatic Wearied
Garden Shit Tea
August Rodent
Ice Intact
Gay A Horse
Branding Slave
Fink
Dip In Fuck
Bing Man
Secret Triad
Plank Hell
Fright Lime
Town In Pint
Son Dead Siren
Ex's Grip
Wobble Vision
Pebbles Roman
Bait
Mist Cliff

>>530521401
the real horse has a skin condition that made it so they had to trim his mane really short.

this thread was way too fucking fast earlier I'm glad it slowed down a little

>>530521448
A literal homosexual would never play this game because they hate women.

Very smart cowgirl
>Tried to raise her to sprint
>Drowns in Miles
Shit. I quite literally either have to gimp her in a sprint slot anyways or just leave sprint to languish.

thread is moving so fast. Nobody is going to see my post about how I'm growing sexually attracted to Bakushin

which uma has an easier career for long races, topgun or goldship

>>530521474
Damn brat!!!!!!!

>>530521336
Maybe stop making unattractive characters if you want them to sell.

>>530521138
mayano nakadashi
mayano pregnancy
mayano family
mayano motherhood
mayano wife

>>530521454
Cute girl
>McQueen is secretly into things like baseball and movies
>Ryan is secretly into girly stuff

>>530521538
I'm sorry to hear that

>>530521369
Made for lovemaking and aftersex cuddles

>>530521578
She has some sexy thighs, understandable

>>530521584
Top gun is a front runner so she's easier than Golshi in my experience

Well done on achieving your lifelong goal to win the Arima Kinen, uma-chan. Unfortunately for you, I have an alarm clock.

>>530521584
End tend to better for long.
Not that you can't run Top Gun in End...

>>530521336
with that character design not surprising at all
but she might sell better in the west

>>530521584
Mayano Top Gun got me my first URA win so I'll say Mayano Top Gun

>>530521675
So I just pump speed and stamina.with the usual wits for stamina?

I have about 73 alarm clocks. Is that enough for now?

>>530521336
if only shipping wasnt expensive as fuck...

>>530521336
Mejiro Ryan more like 没有人买yan

>>530521138
>>530521234
>>530521668
*taps the sign*

>>530521336
Mejiro is a cutie. I want one.

>>530521336
the tomboytoy only worth 500 yen.............

>>530521752
Pretty much, you don't need nearly as much power as long as you stay in 1st from the start

Focus skill is almost mandatory otherwise you will instantly lose on late starts

>>530521564
it has been way too fucking fast. It's fastest during steam ATH hours. Very surprised by how well the thread quality is maintained though

>>530521864
She's just mad that there are no stud umas

>game has like 90% retention rate during peak hours because it's the new hotness right now
>only 5.2% of players have the 60 Trophies achievement
Who wants to bet people don't even know they can run optional races or that you can schedule them ahead of time?

>7% chance to fail training
>fails

Attention all anons. It has come to our attention that there may be umas in our general. Please put your hand up if you are NOT an uma.

>>530521682
Steel ball run anime will be fun...

>>530521336
I would buy them all

>>530521503
She just seems rather difficult to build.
Got even Rice Shower in a consistent state of winning, but I just can't quite get Bourbon right
And this was a triple crown run, too...

>>530521336
How much is Oguri?

>>530521864
I tap that ass.

Is there some way to get vsync on the steam version? Seems it should be stuck at 30 fps but I get a ton of screen tearing on 60hz.

>>530521578
She always reminded me of someone, but it took me two weeks to put my finger on it.

Mayano is so cute

>>530521682
is this the subway slammer?

>have a crush on a female friend
>she notices me playing Uma Musume on my phone
>hey that’s the horse game everyone is tweeting about it
>we talk about it and she ends up downloading the game
>a few days ago she came out as a lesbian
It’s just a coincidence right?

>>530521932
>Very surprised by how well the thread quality is maintained though
Same actually, don't know how this game avoided shitposters compared to some other big gacha releases

First time I lose with Oguri at the end and It feels like shit.

>>530521994
Tits too big who the fuck is this?

>>530521994
fat fatty horse

>>530522063
nice fanfic anon

>>530520813
fuck
is this true, guys
nooooooooooo

>>530522003
Turn vsync on in your nvidia control panel or least pick uma as a program that uses vsync.

>>530521951
For what benefit, other than completionism?
I have 56 trophies, but it's hard to care about every random 4-6k fan race if you're hitting the 60/70/120k milestone otherwise.

>>530522142
Event cards exists. They're not as good as gacha ones but they work.

>>530522169
You get carats for trophy wins and racing is fun.

>>530521951
I only have 40 trophies because I'm a shitty trainer

>>530522063
try cosplaying as her favorite uma and see what happens

I'm torn between Mejiro McQueen and Silence Suzuka as the hottest uma

>>530522169
Skill Points?

Did a little spending to get her cool racewear outfit.

>>530522094
Most of the shitposters gets buried by the amount of horny anons and gameplay questions. The only shitposting they can do right now is baiting people with the Kita Black question.

>>530522115
Oguri Cappu post pregante

>>530522278
This is her lewdest outfit

>>530522108
meek'd

>>530522046
No, that's David Bowie.

>>530521234
Uheart: Unlimited
>main girl: Buena Vista
>childhood friend 1: Rhein Kraft
>childhood friend 2: Cesario
>resident brat: Sweepy
>imouto: Vivlos/Curren Chan
>school idol: Ai-chan
>school ojou: Verxina
>home eco club: Hishi Amazon
>student athlete/baka: Gran Alegria
>library volunteer: Chrono Genesis
>topical streamer girl: Loves Only You
>girl who looks after the school garden: Curren Bouquetd'or
>yandere: Still in Love
>honor student: Air Groove
>MILF (JK): Ramonu
>Verxina route secret heroine: Gentildonna
>secret route (WW3 guerilla): Daring Tact

>>530522329
no lies detected

>>530522278
sniffing the gaps on her bloomers.

>>530521975
>Mile
>Medium
Shouldn't you swap your Stamina and Power?

Wtf is this Fukukitaru run?

I am once again asking for a link to the Japanese website that lists all the umas by their breast sizes.

>>530522169
G1 races are important not only for skill points but for stats and skill sparks at the end of your run. It's always a good idea to snipe some if you can.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list

Bros, what umas should I look out for on the upcoming banners? I read that Seiun Sky is pretty good

>>530522254
I like both but with a slight bias towards McQueen since her arc in the main story is really good. I'm a flatchad after all and it's not like it's forbidden to choose both.

When asked if they'd rather choose between an uma or a bear, many human men chose the bear. This is because the bear will not sexually assault them.

>>530522510
you should look out for satono diamond because she’s sexy

>>530520909 (OP)
For this anon >>530494795

These are technically different Universes, but they are very closely related because they all use the same real life stories of Japanese Horse Racing as a base to create the plot. (So you will get A LOT of similarities between them)

This is my recommendation for a Watch Order;

UMA MUSUME ANIME SERIES;

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby Gacha Game. (Multiple Original Stories that are not in the anime) Because the Gacha is very successful new stories get added every couple of months.

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby Season 1 - TV Anime (13 episodes)

Uma Musume: 2BNW no Chikai (3 OVA episodes)

Uma Musume: Umayuru - Web Short Anime (24 eps) Casual chibi comedy. (No strict time-line can watch anytime after Season 1)

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby Season 2 - TV Anime (13 episodes)

Uma Musume: Umayon - TV Short Anime (12 episode) 4-panel gag-style anime with characters from Seasons 1 & 2. (Great for a break)

Uma Musume - Anniversary Special Animation Web short (~10 minutes)

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby Season 3 - TV Anime (13 episodes)

Uma Musume: ROAD TO THE TOP - Movie version (A compilation of 4 ONA episodes, with new scenes)

Uma Musume: A New Era Begins - Movie

Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray - TV Anime (24 - 27 episodes ongoing anime) Adaption of a Manga in the Uma Musume Universe (This Season will not adapt the whole Manga - Maybe a Second/Third Season?)

>>530522410
Don't think front runners need power, do they?
Power is the stat to break out of packs, and if a front is boxed in, then it's already too late.
I think?
I know there are skills for fronts for when they're at the back of the pack, but still, would rather stack up on skills for ideal situations

how are you guys getting 320k fans on Bakushin in a single career run? is it because of supports? I barely have the schedule for 3 extra races.

uh, nice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSza4egONDY
when?

>>530522510
The brain picks the cards, the heart picks the umas.

Dude
Weed
lmao

>>530522510
I don't like flatties like seishun sky.

>>530522608
>Released in 2023
At least one and a half year.

>>530521951
Funny you say that right after I decided to get off my ass and finally finish my trophy collection.

>>530522562
PARTY 2 - UMA MUSUME: MANGA SERIES

Starting Gate! Uma Musume Pretty Derby (Very Similar To the first anime but with some Differences like new backstories)

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: Star Blossom (Horse girl "Sakura Laurel" as the main character) Still ongoing.

Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray (Horse girl "Oguri Cap" as the main character) Still ongoing.

Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray Gaiden ~Far-off thunder~ (Oneshot 8 pages chapter, only has Spanish translations, read? after Chapter 43 of Cinderella Gray)

Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray Gaiden ~Behind the scenes~ (Oneshot that still doesn't have any translations)

Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray Gaiden ~The mermaid left behind~ (Read after Chapter 32 of Cinderella Gray)

Uma Musume Pretty Derby - Haru Urara Ganbaru! (Comedy Series about Haru Urara)

Uma Musume Pretty Derby: Uma Musumeshi (Slice of Life about Cooking)

UmaYon - Mini Comics (4Koma series)

Umamusume: Pretty Derby PisuPisuSupiSupi Golshi-chan (gag manga, featuring Gold Ship as a kindergartener)

>>530522278
Making a shrine out of her discarded band-aids! Praying to them every morning before going to Tracen Academy! Licking the dried blood! Urara!!!

>>530522510
let your heart or dick decide

Why is my wife like this?

>>530522696
You need to dick her into submission

>>530522627
Yay or nay for Rice Shower? Building her for long.

>>530522580
Power is basically acceleration from what I've heard while Speed is top speed. So even if she has 1200 top speed, she may be unable to reach that in time during late race if she doesn't have power. Power also helps for breaking out of packs. I usually balance Speed and Power, and from what I've read Speed and Power are what you want mainly for Sprint and Mile, and Stamina is added only when you're doing Medium/Long.
That said I recently had a run with El Condor Pasa where I severely underdeveloped her Stamina compared to Speed and Power but she still won long races towards the end of her career. Still lost in URA Semifinals though.

Don't stay up late waiting for reset anon. Some people have trouble sleeping but I can do it with my eyes closed.

>>530522476
Mine went pretty gud

>>530522696
she needs attention and love

>>530521336
That's sad. I will now play Ryan's career

>>530522679
aiiiieeeee, we need to accelerate faster

So now that Umamusume is a global trend when are we getting an Umamususme JRPG Kusoge made by Compile Heart?

>>530521336
robamusume..

I just had the most heartbreaking run
>Nice Nature
>Late Surger run
>Keep failing low% trainings
>Keep getting mood downs
>0 recovery skills appeared
all of this and she somehow always managed to reach the goal... only to get a snow track on the Final and end the run without the cup

>>530522837
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

>>530522510
Ingame Seiun Sky is so much better than in the anime, I guess they kinda had to make her a little bit of an antagonist

what's the difference between recover endurance and decrease fatigue?

>>530522801
>lives in japan
>is afraid of the japanese mafia
checks out

>>530522958
Same thing, just with different wording because of trannylators.

>>530522958
If I had to guess Recovery fills up a chunk of Stamina while Fatigue Decrease reduces Stamina drain.

When I see umas run so earnestly, I forget about how the world is blindly walking into a climate crisis and world war 3 and feel hopeful that we're going to be okay.

>max out special week event card
>auto select event cards for career
>always uses friend’s special week instead of mine
Why does it do this? Anyone else on the same boat?

Had a perfect Bakushin run, yet it somehow placed 2nd despite having SS+ speed
I got no clue how these ratings work, but hey perfect run is a perfect run!

>>530522837
I'm awake during dead hours because it's when I work, can play Uma more comfortably tho.

>>530522993
where did she get that?

BAKUSHINBAKUSHINBAKUSHIN

>>530522846
Can i see what skills u had?
I always get at least 600 stamina for long races

Post the biggest umawhores you can find

>>530522648
Gambler wife.

>>530522913
GET PICKLE RICKED LMAO

>>530522818
>Bourbon is a front runner that you have to build like a pace chaser
Loving it.

>>530523024
Global warming isn’t real, retard.

>>530522161
Ah, great call, thanks anon

Mayano's hips go crazy. They're so distracting.

>>530523053
MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>530522913
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>530523135
that's a child

Tachyon took my A rank virginity \(^‿^)/

>>530523160
Out of 10!

>>530523160
Out of ten.

>>530523179
>Long
>D+ stamina
>get A rank
What happened?

>>530522993
does she really shoot you?

>>530517087
thanks kindly. easy trophy in one try.

>these stats
>1 star guts
Great game, 10/10, would play again

>>530523179
Noice

>>530523063
It's far from optimal and maybe I just LUCKGOD'd my way through the run. I only got 2nd once on Long and the othee two sub 1st placements were on medium. I will pump more stamina too, when I rerun her.

>>530523135
Have a seat, Mr.T.

>>530523179
the power of stimming

closest race ive had

>>530523284
Look at the skills and wit, that probably did all the work.

>>530523284
Don’t need stamina if you have enough recovery

>>530523360
I just cannot see Twin Turbo or Tamamo Cross as sexy at all

>>530523360
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE CHILDREN

>>530523360
Who teaches the Uma how to dance

>>530523408
I've been told this before but Arima Kinen fucked my DaiSca run even with Maestro and Gourmand.

>>530523360
ponies...

>>530523312
I just struggled to do a rice shower run, managing to get her speed, stam, and power all over 600 just for her to get a 1 star wit spark. I don't have any good sparks yet, it's so frustrating.

>request Bakushin
>log out
Another productive day of hors racing.

Reminder that because ningen can breed with umas and the children are able to reproduce then that means they're the same species.

>>530523179
Holy fuck that's insanely good for PVP.
A-God speedmaxxers please stop adding them to you team to give us a chance

>>530523494
Other umas

>>530523360
shud hv use currenchan n ruby

is mayano top gun related to maruzensky?

>>530523179
Good job, bro.

>>530523570
Is this hag the one that said Top Cun was too young for sexy dancing?

I took the charm pill.

>>530523457
Tamamo is a little gremlin but she also speaks like a sailor or something, reminds me of Popeye more than anything, I love her but don't really see her as sexy either. Mayano is just straight out of a mesugaki doujin to the point where it makes me wanna pour a bucket of water on her at times.

>>530523303
the world needs more big umas

>>530523570
>Daiwa Scarlet if she was a good character

Are they ever going to add any male characters for us husbando enjoyers?

>>530523570
I wish Norn Ace is real....

>>530523658
No, she taught Oguri to dance.

>>530522818
you are smart but with good skills, you can make up for lack of stamina and power.
so I need SPEEEEEEEEEED.
moaaaaaaaaaar

>>530523658
>Top Cun was too young for sexy dancing
a good trainer could never let such potential slip away baka

>>530523303
I love small and fat umas

when are they releasing almond eye, she cute

>>530523179
congrats bro

>>530523712
Nice Natures

More like Oguri Crap amirite guys

>>530523712
God I love tits.

>>530520909 (OP)
Any /uma/ bros excited for Trails in The Sky The 1st?

>>530521336
It's a shame. I used to also not really like her design for its butchness but then learnt the IRL Ryan had to get its mane cut very short because he had sensitive skin so that design with its lack of bangs actually does make a lot of sense.

>>530523767
Isn't this the devil incarnate who ruins careers on jp?

im starting a career with her and uhhh i don't know where to look to see if shes a long distance or short distance runner
her parent cards gave her a ton of speed and stamina, is that good?

>>530523815
BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW

I don't like Nice Nature. She reminds me too much of myself.

>>530523753
I don't know how we got a cheerful shortstack with giant tits out of Marvelous Sunday, reading up on the horse the only connection seems to be that they both pissed in their paddocks.

>>530523179
gib friend id so i can borrow her pls

>>530523708
You get it

>>530523835
Wow, I had wondered why she commented on it. Sad that she's so unpopular for it, I will now play her career.

>>530523920
yeah

>>530523712
Is this physique achievable nice natty?

has anyone ripped the game models for recreational use yet?

>>530521336
That's like around 50 bucks for all.

>>530523976
>$4000
Fucking p2w bullshit

>>530523920
Just look at her stats screen, whatever is an A is what she's good at as a base.

>>530523920
you are supposed to click details before the career

>>530523816
More like Oguri Cap, as in peak wife maybe

>>530523549
Not necessarily. We have examples of two different families within the same order being able to breed, so it's not necessarily a fixed thing.

That being said, the physical differences would probably warrant a subspecies designation.

>>530524023
I've seen a bunch of westoids make mmd porn already.

>>530524069
i see cute girl i click start career, reading is for nerds

Vodka you fucking slut we've been to the hotspring together THREE TIMES and you still haven't given me a single 3* spark.

>>530523179
>D stam
>long
is that really the way?

>>530522801
he seemed reserved when i had him sign my danke dankei revolution this weekend. doesn't seem like the kind of dude to go against the grain despite his art

Uma musume is just equine focused SFW Monster Girl Encyclopedia. This is because human females seethe over umas stealing the human men.

>>530523865
only because she's not released yet

this your uma?

>>530523719
Just wait for your abusive husband sis.

>>530524151
Where that finger going?

>>530524214
Edelgard hors...

Cap, as in "peak"...

>>530524214
it's gonna take a good while 'til Orfevre right

>>530523719
Nope!

>>530524283
Fr fr?

>>530524214
I want her to beat the shit out of me but it won't happen for 3 more years.
Pain.

Have sex with my nice wife

>>530523920
She is a medium runner, just click the full stats bonus

>>530523983
Didn’t got any good sparks sadly. (Or atleasy i don’t think there are any good right?)

But i need more /uma/ friends so here it is anyways. Also invite me to a club i forgot you need one. 939731221783

>>530524127
I found out that i could use her recovery skills as a crutch for stamina, got unlucky with Super creek events so i missed out on maestro but turned out alright.
Long helps with the Arima Kinen so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>530524214
Why did she do it?

>auto select is putting neccha on dirt
>"huh, is she good on that? but it says G"
>see race to see what that is about
>humiliation ritual ensues
what the fuck

All umas are children of Shadowfax, noble king of all horses.

>>530523979
Damn that's hot

>>530523719
Neight

holy Maru sparks
also how do I make her run mile URA instead medium? do I need to spam more mile races in the career?

i went on twitch and its all indonesians playing
and then i clicked on one stream
>girl just skips the entire story
>puts stats into speed only
>aftwards does trial races
>loses all of her matchups
these people really exist
they're the ones who probably get hardstuck in E1 and never learn

please...
*cough*
post Mejiro Ryan...
*cough*

So Umamusume is basically an anthology series since there's no "hard" canon to it?

any comfy /uma/ clubs?

>>530524367
Are (you) giving me permission or something?

>>530524489
It's 1AM ~ 4AM in America and Europe hates anime

Don't open.

daiwa's tits are so fucking fat
how does she run without her nipples bleeding

>>530524560
Real life races are the hard canon.

>>530524587
>Europe hates anime
but I thought France is the single biggest market for manga outside of Japan

Finally broke A rank on an uma.
>that close to a higher rank on speed, power, and guts

>>530524657
They consume anime and manga but hate anime gacha games

>>530524637
What the fuck so my favorite horse idol canonically gets euthanized at a young age of 6 years old...

>>530524657
I think it's the only one really, the only other place I know that has a big anime convention outside of France is Portugal, but everybody knows spics love anime.

>>530524489
There's only one Indonesian playing. I'm watching the gook chick.

>>530524587
Frenchies and Italians were knee deep in anime for over a decade by the time Akira got a very limited release in the US.

>>530524637
Sure but within the context of the various anime and manga out there.

>>530524620
https://youtu.be/nnun8y7r8_U

>>530524690
>A+ Wit
For what purpose?

>>530524560
The underlying background lore is the same in each one, but there are three rough continuities:
>game (which in itself is divided into main story vs. career mode/campaign omnibus)
>Road to the Top + Movie
>anime S1,2,3, OVAs + Cingrey(?)

It feels like it's easier to get boxed in as late than end. With late, you're always running with like 10 other shitter umas.

If global is as generous as the JP server, you could just log in, log out, and save up for 4 years and still be able to catch up with the latest meta. So yeah, it's kind of silly seeing all the globies sweating so hard.

>>530524584
Yes

Should i put my strongest Uma or my best parent Uma in the star Uma slot on my profile?

>>530524748
She is very smart.

>>530524283
Kitahara Jones is literally me

>>530524783
best parent

>>530524617
pasties

>>530524214
Edelhorse nyoo the director isn't a pawn of the church...

>>530524783
best parent, it's so people can rent them to breed their umas

>>530522929
I ran her as Pace and still had to absolutely pump Power/Stamina to get her over the line. Recovery skills are a myth
She took me more runs than anybody else so far, so better luck with your RNG next time

>try a Mejiro ryan run with good pace chaser cards/skills
>eat shit immediately and die on her third challenge
oh no...she's bad isn't she?

>>530524783
Parent duh

>>530524369
What type of deck do you run, tachybro? 3 speed, 2 wit or something?

>>530524765
>UG9
what the fuck
how high do these rankings go
>every single SSR on that list is at max uncap
how the fuck
is that an oil baron

>>530524617
why did you have to mention that i just remember that video i saw of runners with their nipples bleeding now

>>530524251
touching my heart

Sakura Bakushin O cured my depression

>>530524779
redpill me on Nacchie
why do people like her?

>>530524937
BAKUSHIN

>Gold Ship is a very skilled breeding stallion with a 99% mating rate and over 500 kids
>Gold Ship's breeding sessions are described as effective, efficient and smooth
>Gold Ship is so talented at breeding that many mares who had trouble getting pregnant had no problem conceiving after mating with him.
>Gold Ship is so good that lots of mares refused to mate with any stallions but him

You don't know how relieved I am to get two 3 star stamina sparks. AIEEEEE

>>530524840
My current strategy is to focus on the period after debut half on races and half on training to learn skills, but with Mejiro Ryan I also just fail at the 3rd or 4th goal. Next run with her I'll try just focusing on stats and just picking up recovery skills aside from inherited uniques.

>>530524761
The worst is when there's like 6 lates and 6 paces you have to fucking slug it through, if everyone was late at least once you broke from the pack you were free. Truly Sisyphean.

>>530524948
I didn't even play her yet but her arc seems sincere and touching.

is there a cap on how many people i can follow to rent cards and legacies?

>>530524779
only if she remove her funny ear thing

>>530524023
Yeah
https://litter.catbox.moe/ivfxaam2q2fvb4f0.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/x93614rdajuwluxs.mp4

>>530524652
Hey Faggots,
My name is Kidslookintouchable, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any umanko? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on umastagram.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of team Canopus, and starter on our G3 run. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn ningen women”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot trainer (He just fed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>530524948
she's a side character who is only there to see at the big stars winning very relatable and she's also adorable

>>530524893
Why don't they just let runners run shirtless?

>>530524954
BAKUSHIN!

>>530524959
there's no way they let a valuable horse impregnate mares the natural way, right?

I'm sure the E Turf aptitude will get her far this time.

>>530525072
sex

>>530524741
americans invented anime

>>530524853
Already started a new run so can’t post deck pic but i ran 4 speed 1 wit (fine motion) 1 stamina (super creek). I tried 4 speed 2 wit but i still needed the occasional rainbow stam training or else i got stomped on the Arima Kinen.
With better luck and better parents could def do it with 4 speed 2 wit.

>>530524959
someone post that drawing (you know the one)

is there any way to influence which stat becomes the spark or do i just hope for the best whenever i finish a run? i still haven't had a 2* blue spark even though i reached 700 in speed and power for several runs now
>>530524986
>3 star stamina sparks
>on mile runners
kidding aside drop your uid when you also get a 3 star STA spark on someone with them as legacies please, thank you

>night owl + 2x mood down right before Arima
NO NO NO NONONONONONOOOOO DON'T DO THIS TO ME

>>530524369
sent an invite

>>530524840
She's a weird one. You build speedstam instead of pumping power because her unique skill is an acceleration skill. Having to focus on speedstam to work with her unique gimps you because she has a lot of long distance goals (power also build stam), but then if you focus on power you won't have enough speed to capitalize on all that acceleration.

new arima friend

>>530525072
damn the top one awakened sth inside me..

>>530525101
You're alright anon, don't come to Arima Kinen tomorrow.

>>530524526
Everybody says they want a cute tan tomboy gf until she actually appears...

>>530525124
GANBARE URARA

She's not totally behind, but still last.

Is there a reason to use star pieces to unlock a 2-star version of the horse? Isn't this kind of a waste?

Does the amount of skills/fans affect the final rank?

>>530525101
KEK

>>530524690
>wits
HOLY SOVL now breed her with a dumb powerhouse Vodka

>>530525191
Thank you taichou

>win race to get 1 guaranteed item! thing appears in pvp
>lose every match
Yeah, I'm not falling for that again

>>530525101
lmao, good one

>>530521092
I did one to see how she was, but I don't know wtf I'm doing when building her.

>>530525349
Bro, your parfait?

>>530525234
Welcome to the shortstack club.
https://litter.catbox.moe/hl7b0vfkyrvnqapf.mp4

Thread so fast, no one would notice I posted the real Mejiro Ryan

>>530525291
Yes, ideally you want to unlock the girl from gacha and use pieces for upgrade only.

>>530524825
Whore

Holy shit Neicha pulled a Twin Turbo and left everyone in the dust from mid race onwards

>>530525072
Teio should be flatter

what are clubs for? is there a ranked more or something with them or is it just to goof around, debating if i should join my normalfag friends club or /uma/

>>530525430
If you had Late Surger Savvy this would be pretty solid I think. Shame about the Lvl 2 Ult skill though.

>>530525464
i see the resemble

>>530525072
those are just head swaps in koikatsu aren't they?
i want the original models so i can pose them for actual normal non pornographic fan art references...

>>530525072
I didn't know Teio was that stacked

>>530525517
there is a monthly ranking based on fancount, you'll get carrots based on your clubs placement

>>530525464
He cute

>>530525464
almost as ugly as the musume

>>530525517
with a good club you get freebies

>>530525595
>>530525615
into the trash my friends go

Good morning saar!!!!!

>>530525072
W faps for the day.

>>530524959
ENTER

raada jushin~ raada jushin~

>>530525574
Use UmaViewer and export them from that, it's easy as fuck dude

>>530524587
Its 10am on a weekday in Europe. What do you want us to do?

Which umas are you waiting for?

>>530525124
Do you get both inspiration procs before arima?

>>530525778
Where are the European full-time streamers streaming Uma?

>>530525464
his hair actually looks cool, unlike in-game Ryan's "Brendan Fraser hair"

>>530525654
Now I now why my club is full of urara stickers in the morning

How do I MLB the free McQueen card you get from the story mode?

>>530525796
Gold City or whatever the Blonde Stacey is called

>>530525796
Amazon for sure though I don't know much about the other ones

Are the alternate outfit umas are treated as separate characters on pvp? What about cards?

>>530525827
I ate them.

>>530525796
September and November of 2025 mainly

>>530524023
https://www.iwara.tv/profile/axl020431/videos

Not ideal, but he's prolific, and it's the best you're gonna get for the moment.

Which Uma do I fuck tonight

>>530525798
Only got it on the first one.

>>530525796
July 2025 I need red Teio

>>530525796
Mayano top WIFE

>>530525891
Nope.

>>530525796
Almond Eye

>>530523696
This may have been my best grass wonder run.

>>530525923
One of the generic translucent ones from the background.

>>530525919
damn maruzensky is dat big??

>>530525072
i wish teios VA did JAV

>>530525796
I'll spend money to guarantee Café if I have to.

Is PvP just team trials or is there more to come?

As far as I can tell you can just spam team trials and get points with no downside? You don’t even have a win/loss record

>>530525796
Curren Chan

>>530525919
>https://www.iwara.tv/video/SqFkFoU2JmLAHs/umamusume
Good shit

>>530526095
The actual PvP content is Champions Meeting and League of Heroes. They come later.

>>530525796
micro bikini mcqueen 2025, but really it's just three strategically placed stickers.

>>530525778
For me, it's doing the bare minimum at work while saving cute Oguri fanart to my phone.

>>530526005
what rank did you get

>>530526095
You can also make custom rooms to play with friends.

I'm having sex with horses all day, how do I quit?

>>530526072
>the feeling of finishing 10th place again

>>530523179
saw your post on x, keep it up man

>>530525796
Biwa.

I love mares so much, bros...

>>530525696
huh, didn't know this existed that's cool.
thanks.

>>530526181
B+. Sparks it gave are shit.

>>530525534
Yeah I wasn't doing enough races since I still have only trained a few longs and I keep freaking out over stamina. I'm still getting used to transferring the correct skills n stuff too. Just a lot to plan for, only to be let down by RNG.

>>530525796
why did Curren and Taishin have to be so close to one another, especially after the fucking Kita Supoka... well I can get their alt outfits later on.
aside from them, Cafe and Falco are ones I want to get too.

>>530526361
>that many recovery skills with that Stamina
jesas
What cards?

So when is my wife gonna be playable in global?

What % of global will be filtered after the first CM? Do you think most people will just ignore it along with PVP shit in general or will people mald over losing to whales?

Did you know that 13% of umas create over 50% of human rape statistics? Just a little fact I thought would be interesting to know.

>>530526245
I didn’t post on X? I came here the second i realized i got A rank. Congrats to the other Tachyon bro though

NTR! NTR! NTRRRRRRRRRRRR!

>>530524765
>it's kind of silly seeing all the globies sweating so hard
true but JP was pretty much the same at launch, right?
people are just being crazy about following trends rn.

>>530526265
puffy...

>>530525696
pov you're rice shower's leg.

>amazing gold ship run
>absolutely steam rolling all races including the optionals
>finally get to the ura finale
>bombs the qualifier multiple times
>????????
>wins the semifinal with the uma in 2nd place 6 lengths behind her
>bombs the finals and kills the run

WHY GOLD SHIP

>>530526447
Seiun Sky is my sky
no I'm not the original Seiun anon

>>530526450
Does it offer something important as a reward? Otherwise I will ignore it and continue raising my horse wives

>>530525156
>is there any way to influence which stat becomes the spark or do i just hope for the best whenever i finish a run? i still haven't had a 2* blue spark even though i reached 700 in speed and power for several runs now
It's 20% chance to be any stat and then it rolls again 1-3* with more stats giving higher weighting. It's all an rng gamble until the tachy event

>>530525837
Club points I think, which are gotten from exchanging shoes in clubs, you can donate like 10 times a day.

>>530524756
Cinderella Gray is basically a prequel to the game's main story chapter 1.

>>530526563
Certified Golshi moment

Say it with me

NICE NATURE IS A WINNER

>>530526450
They will just say its unimportant and they don't want to win, and that they play the game just to do dailies.

>>530526757
>nice nature
>is an evil as fuck debuffer

>used to be calm and composed before turning three
but why

>>530526580
as a globalfag i've literally only seen her for 5 minutes.
but im already ready to ask for her hand in maternity and marriage.
gonna make a football team of umas

>>530526757
NICE NATURE IS A NICE WINNER

Connecting...

>>530526592
one of the main sources of rewards and the main gameplay related thing to do when the pve inevitably becomes too easy

>>530526265
Do not have sex with autistic children

I'm done with goldship
It just doesn't work

>>530526179
Wow same! I also turned in my notice and doing the barest of minimum till end of august

chat, is this real?

>>530526361
I wanna vs this horse with my Rudolf to see who wins.

>>530526447
Trust the plan.

>>530526878
the big titty umas jiggle hard as hell

So what's the trick to King Halo's career? She's a sprinter but shit's full of miles and medium races.

>>530526336
Trying to develop an actually well stated and built Uma is such a huge hurdle.

>>530526757
>sad opera
what fucked up timeline did you just create

>>530526757
Nice cocksleeve

>>530526878
>never trained Taiki Shuttle

>>530526447
You mean your boyfriend?

>>530526901
why does that photo make me think of that one episode of you know what

>>530526757
based, cringe opera deserve it

>>530526878
LOL
LMAO even

>>530526901
So is she just not playable yet at all even on JP?
cause that's what im getting from your reply lol

>>530526918
>So what's the trick to King Halo's career?
The big three.

>>530526878
>how easy
Just come up with an insane idea and put insane amount of effort and money into it?
Yeah sooo easy, that's why every goonerslop game that tops in sales is incredibly low effort.

Does JP ever make it easier and quicker to clear career? It takes way too long to use up your energy.

>>530526878
is this really how you get your opinions on things?

>>530526989
Shut up!

>need to get 3 50/50s right to get the good skill out of twin turbo
this is some autistic shit

Does Mejiro Ryan have aproblem with activating skills? even with high Wit she seems to use less than half of her arsenal, I'm thinking this is one of those cases of real life counterpart leaking into the game

>>530527031
I still don't know how to spread out trains for three stats like this. So much simpler when I could just go Speed and Wit for Bakushin.

>>530526878
>characters are feminine, fit, slim, dress tidily, and are not oversexualised
>completely blows the deliberately hideous modern trash womxn out of the water
Shocker.

>>530526878
DEBUNKED

>>530526878
>>530526915
>When the summer model loads in and the tits jiggle extra hard.

>>530526961
Explode!

>>530526878
someone post gentilldona

>>530527136
BAH GAWD

>>530527028
It's an inside joke that only JP oldfags understand.

>>530527106
just maintain a good ratio

>>530526919
Yeah I think that's why everyone is working on their 3*-9* sparks so they can get the maximum inspiration stat points increase, and slowly work towards what will be better as far as pink sparks, unique skills, white sparks.

When does Gentildonna release for Global a year or so?

>>530527082
how specific are the triggers to the skills you have?
also sometimes rng screws you
had almost 500 Wit and activated one skill at the end

>>530527025
How come I didn't see any semen demons like this when I went to Tomakomai?

>>530526450
there is always a baby mode if you don't want to fight with whales

Do I share left or right?

>>530527204
LOL. You get her in two years if they full on turbo mode.

>>530527136
Here comes the milk truck!

>>530526915
>>530527151
the excessive jiggle could be referring to recent games having shit like thigh/calf jiggle.
honestly as stupid as it sounds there's a point there, remember someone has to rig every single model to have excessive amounts of jiggle bones and that effectively makes each character more expensive and time consuming to produce. which leads to less characters and stuff overall.

>>530527170
Just 1:1:1 or like 2:1:2? Does it depend on the uma?

>>530527082
Did you read the skill description properly?

>>530527289
left for sure

>>530527289
I'd say left

>>530527037
Yes, but it depends on the scenario. The fastest scenario is around 20 minutes. URA is around 30 with full skip, but I'm not playing global so I'm not sure if you already have the newer super skip option or just the old fast forward.

Why is she like this...

holy fuck it's so hard to get max speed, 600 stamina and a decent chunk of wit

>>530527168
kek did the original sky anon quit before her banner I forgot
she still came out during launch year just a little late iirc

>>530526639
Damn. I still don't have a club yet. I'll decide to join one after Kitasan's banner then.

>>530527216
nah its not RNG, I have over 10 hours playing her
she's garbage
i'm pumping final streches, curve accel, speeds of all sorts, regens.... she barely even uses her ultimate (must be slightly over 50% of the time at 300+ wit)

King Halo's career is so goddamn frustrating jesus

>>530527106
My suspicion is you train strength and hope that gives you just enough stamina for the sprints and miles, plus stuff from events. The mediums, dunno.

>>530527323
depends on the strategy and skills that you have, yes. Since skills like stam res and speed+ are kinda like having extra stats

>>530527323
Check her races and compare it to the needed stats at that time. Try to squeeze in some races too for skill points and lvl up her signature.

>>530527331
>>530527341
thanks, for those who want it:
161607905838

Never give up!

>>530527402
My best runs were inheriting her and make her a pace runner. It's sad. We did have sex at the hotsprings though

>>530526878
This boy's tits jiggles a lot.

>>530524023
Ever since JP has released 4 years ago. You have one anon having fun with them in VR hours ago

>>530458115
>>530458597
>>530460163
>>530460379
>>530460870

>>530527450
naisu

>>530527456
Never, give up!

Why is Super Creek so fucking moody? Holy shit

Do the other later career campaigns change things up a lot mechanics-wise? After 50 hours the luck involved in every aspect of the game is starting to piss me off

>>530527271
you now can

>>530527510
How do I find that VR game?

Finally got my first URA win, so now do I just spam this over and again until I get 3 star speed?

>>530526747
SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>530527361
I see, thanks!
>I'm not sure if you already have the newer super skip option or just the old fast forward.
It's the latter.

>>530527136
the way they swing modestly is mesmerising

>>530527450
Bless you. I still haven't managed a single a single 3*, this will help

>>530526878
Will they lose their minds on this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI_VUNYXysI

>>530527425
Man I wish someone told me about fans leveling up your signature skill and how many more fans you get from G1 races. Was doing Air Groove's career and only right at the end after getting her signature up to level 4 did I realise it wouldn't trigger running her as pace. Still got the uma cup though.

>>530527727
To be fair this is still tame compared to shit like Nikke, Azur Lane and Brown Dust 2

>>530527727
SEX MUSIC

>>530527450
Nice. Thanks.

>>530527563
>Do the other later career campaigns change things up a lot mechanics-wise?
Yes they do, RNG still stays the same.
It's core philosophy of the game, that's why you have infinite stamina and have limited amount of time to prep for PvP.

which position has the best perks and why is it pace chaser

>>530521236
You can't

>>530527873
It all depends on your support cards

it's amazing how like 2-3 ppm feels like a dead general after the dopamine rush of constant 8+ ppm. I guess since the current events are basically done we're gonna be kinda quiet until kitasan?

>>530527873
perks
schmerks
you need unique skills that synergize well with each other and blue skills

After rerolling for super creek and fine motion should i keep pulling more cards or can I pull for horses now? or only pull once for horse and then keep pulling more cards? or start saving up?

>>530527727
https://youtu.be/vXfr7rE4_cE
This is the definitive sex version for me.

>>530527938
kitasan black is on the 16th. If you're rerolling now desu just reroll then. Once you secured creek and kitasan black you can roll for what you like for maybe a year or so

>>530527136
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THOSE SPEED STATS

>>530527778
So far I start out with a run to just finish their goals and maybe URA and then on my second try I'll go for more optimized stats and fans. I wouldnt worry too much about it.

is the story mode right now covered in the anime ?
I've finished S1 and Started S2

>>530527387
Bwo... uniques are guaranteed activation if the conditions are met, check them on gametora
Nothing to do with Wit

>>530526878
Has this person not seen how much Taiki's tits jiggle whenever she wins? Goodness.

>>530528034
It's basically a superior (especially the races) retelling of S1.

>>530528034
I vaguely remember something like the stuff in the story mode happening in the anime, yes.

>>530523179
She asked for a round 2 and she did it even better.
(ÒДÓױ)
(I think this is ever so slightly better)

>>530527563
>It's Ogurover...

>>530528034
Rice's chapter covers her arc in anime season 2. The later chapters of the 1st arc is a retelling of anime season 1.

>>530527861
How exactly do they change, are stat checks shuffled around or are there gimmicks added to shake things up?

Honestly the one thing that really rustles my jimmies is getting the skills you want during runs. I've done like 4 runs in a row by now and Super Creek just doesn't want to give me Swinging Maestro no matter what I do. I hate that fat bitch.

>>530527727
Tell them it's just "Cool Biz" and a normal thing in Summer Japan.

>>530527619
Well you can but do you really want to?

>>530526878
I can see the argument being made here about how Uma does it more modestly when compared to shit like Nikke and Azur Lane but still though, some of the girls in the game have some insane tit jiggle physics.

>>530521234
Globalkek fingers typed this post

>>530527619
You really shouldn't, it took me 40 career runs to get my first 3*, for now you should try doing your other horses

>>530528250
Taiki Shuttle...

>Cygames decides to make 5 new Uma Musume movies
>each movie will focus on one horse
>established Uma Musume canon may be disregarded to make the movie more accurate to the real life horse's story
Which five horses do you think would make for the best stories?

>>530528063
>>530527926

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDB5Akd4-Z4