Thread 716086693

Thoughts on Grass Wonder and Fine Motion's distant grand-nephew?

>>716086693 (OP)
>American
>still in US
>on his third year
>first win in some low tier fuckass race
all the good genes went from Blush with pride to Danzig

/v/ - Nintendo, Gacha, and E-Celeb Generals

>>716086693 (OP)
Do we have any horse with the rest of alpha lingo? Fanum Tax? Or whatever i only know one lingo.

Please use a cuter/sexier picture next time. Thank you.

I am reduced to watching videos of old Japanese men try and guess which race horse each uma represents

>>716087403
link?

>>716087279
you forgot the blatant off-topic shitposting threads, this atleast pertains to a videogame

>>716087430
https://youtu.be/InjyoN-vxsw

>Keep rerolling
>Keep seeing half-good accounts like a SuperCreek and Biko Pegasus, or a 1lb Silence Suzuka and 2lb Sweep
>Have to keep throwing them all away because they get zero or 1 Kitasans

>>716087782
i bet you'll burn yourself out before even playing the game

Is grass wonder ass or am i retarded? At the last spurt instead of turboing she starts dying and loses every time

Skibidi Rizz is a godtier name, I'd bet on that horse everytime.

>>716088069
post stats?

>>716088069
post stam

>>716088069
Sounds like you need more Stamina or recovery skills.

El condor? Pasó

Which Umas have these races in their careers?

>>716088043
I am playing the game that's the deranged thing
I honestly have a pretty damn solid initial account... with zero Kitasans. And im not near the pity for even one. So i half feel like im spitting in fortune's face for rerolling like this

>>716088238
I did those both today and they happen within 3 months of each other during the summer training camp. They're optional, everyone should have them

>>716088238
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler
use this and it will show you
i used tm opera for those races

mambo

What's the website where you can search for Umas to use as legacies?

>>716087592
I love that he fails every guess but instantly recognizes Gold Ship.

>>716088304
>>716088313
Thanks!

Do any of you buttheads know of any 9 stamina spark accounts i can follow?

check your mailbox IN 10 MINUTES

>>716088389
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search

>>716086693 (OP)
It's basically just perving on the track and field girls with extra steps

>>716088069
Her races are stacked with boosted rivals

>>716088647
ty anon

>>716088604
I'm still grinding it out but I have 6* stam 3* power so far if you want it.
Power is up top though so extra step for you transferring it :/

>>716088630
CALM DOWN DIRECTOR

Dorks

>>716088630
No way... They're giving out Kitasans FOR FREE

>>716088238
i just did both in my first Matikanefukukitaru career. one is in july and one is in september, both 2nd year

>>716088842
Big head

>So here is my strategy
>first, I purposely race from the back
>I perfectly maintain the 18th spot, because everyone is ahead of me
>then at the very last second
>I activate a single skill then instantly lose

What the fuck is the point of end strategy.
What does a retard like GoldShip exist. Literal anti-strategy. I choose to lose, the uma.

>>716088842
i want to bakushin Winning Ticket's bakushins

>>716088404
HAPPY KAMU KAMU

>>716088982
Lore accurate

>>716088768
I'll take it

>>716088982
Uma is a

WIT
I
T

game

Mejiro McCute!!!
I ended up marathoning all of Cinderella Gray today and I have to say it was pretty damn great. The tonal shift from watching it and booting up the game again is a bit jarring though lol.

>>716087245
Are you going to let Skibidi Rizz get glued?

>>716088775
I want to make Happy Meek the strongest uma why can't they release her...

>>716088982
Golshi is more stat intensive than other easier umas (front runners, shorter distances)
It's doable of course but as you're struggling, stam/power legacies can help boost you while you train speed
End is the most fun to watch though 100%

>>716089006
Actually it's the same thing. Typing ti gives you ち just was if you typed chi

Anon last thread recommended a jap that can barely speak english and he says you shouldn't train stamina at all.
Is this true? what should I focus on other than speed then?

>>716088982
>>716089063
No matter how much power you increase

If you are blocked
You are blocked

>>716089060
PM'd you
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217418657393

>>716089250
He was lying
Stamina affects milk quality, which is critical for legacies
You would basically be bricking the account

>>716089250
you don't need stamina in career mode because of the hidden +400 buff
you ABSOLUTLY need stamina and gold recovery skills outside of career for medium and long.

>>716088982
golshi has no strategy, she just wins when she feels like it

>>716089250
Only if you
>just started playing
>haven't popped your URA cherry
>looking for easy career clear

>>716089327
san kyu

>run is going okay
>stats are a bit low due to a bunch of optional races i did
>stam is especially bad due to rng not giving me good recovery skills
>hot spring ticket
>oh shit
>fast forward to URA finals
>blocked, clock
>late start, clock
>blocked, clock
>win by a neck against special week
now that was one hell of an ass clencher, thank you based luck gremlin

>>716089490
Good fortune this way comes

>>716089250
Its complicated, there are thresholds you should meet for races outside of career mode, swinging maestro/gourmand can compensate but you should do some stamina training even if its from power training, front and pace need the most stamina

>>716088630
There's nothing

>>716089250
i get most stam from legacies and as a bonus from splashing power training
Longs might pick up rainbows from Super creek as well. And Maestro obviously.
I don't run more than 1 stam card
Legacies will have given 250-300 stam by the last April
I have followed no build guides though and is trial and error and I usually end with less wit (about 450) than the witposters will mandate

>>716087279
Is this any different from 2009 /v/ which was Starcraft (k-pop), Pokemon and Demon's Souls?

>>716089031
Umas aren't that tall, thoughever.

>>716089786
Some of them should be.

>>716087279
i wish but most of the time is /v/ - /pol/ but without porn

>>716089653
>go into hotsprings with Mayano
>come out with a broken pelvis

Uininggu Chiketto doesn't seem very popular

>>716088982
You should be pushing with skill activations around the halfway mark

>>716089148
Mejiro McSexo
Its a shame she's barely a character in anime S1 but they make up for it with game S1

>>716089909
She gets the first bridal alt for a reason.

>>716089786
they are taller

>>716090018
How nuclear will the normalfags go on a scale from 1 to 10?
Bridal Sanaki in FEH was like an magnitude 8 meltdown.

>>716090023
Nishio Flower is literally 135 cm tall, we have her measurments. That's normal elementary schooler height

>>716089909
there's no way I'd come out
that minx is getting knocked up

FINALLY A DECENT UMA
She goes straigth to the breeding factory now.

>Still no 3* blue spark in any stat
>>716088982
You should be pushing with skill activations around the halfway mark.
>>716089746
You should train wit to like 300, you will get some from ura finales and events anyway

>>716089909
>>716090267
Her name is Mayano Top Gun because she's always on top.

>>716090023
That bitch's tall.

>>716088647
>Find the PERFECT Legacy for Late-Surgers
>He already has a Follower limit
>Check the inspiration dates
>This Oguri gets bred over 100 times (ONE HUNDRED TIMES) every single day
Holy shit, this trainer is swimming in Friend Points.

>>716090185
those are not 135 cm

>>716088069
That's kinda her thing

>>716090378
>URA Finale 3* + 2*
>3x 3* pinks
umazing

>>716090480
Agnesisters, our response???

>>716086693 (OP)
>gelding

>>716090267
She sired more than 1k children IRL. I bet she's so fertile, one drop of precum would make her pregnant with quadruplets.

>>716090565
what does the URA finale spark do? i know this is probably a stupid question plz be nice

>>716090402
yeah the 450 is after the URA stat dumps
I'm not using a Wit card
Witters will demand a lot more Wit
These are spark grinding runs with an attempt to tweak stats for PVP use after 600/600/600 is secured

>>716090094
>Bridal Sanaki in FEH was like an magnitude 8 meltdown.
I wonder just how many of those people would become hoyofaggots.

>>716089250
Stamina is literally the most important stat in PvP team modes.

>>716086693 (OP)
em Hemophilic ider

>>716090094
All the lolis have plausibly deniable flower girl dresses.

Its not obvious in either direction until you compare them to the hags who get much more obvious wedding gowns.

>>716090815
Adds speed and stamina

>>716090815
long press it :)

>>716090946
Mayano is VERY forward and horny for (You) though so it's not ambiguous at all. She's the most forward uma in the game.

CHIGGERS?!

>>716090879
I don't want to farm for blue sparks with wit, would rather speed/stam/power

>>716091017
i hope you know the cheers and call of umapyoi densetsu by heart

>>716091124
The payment processors won't like this...

>>716089909
They don't call her Mayano Top Sex for nothing

>>716090565
Thanks, the grind was rough

>>716091226
I don't want to farm wit sparks either, but you know what happens
stam/power or bust for me

How do you respond?

>>716087592
it's insane how much he remembers from races going back 40 years
like the hint is "X's parent ran a race with Y" and that actually helps him narrow it down

>tfw can't break 1k speed most runs
>Barely hitting 600-700 stamina and power
>Have MLB kitasan and borrowing MLB Creek
>Have 2LB mayano and tosho, 0LB bakushin, suzuka, fine and biko
>Usually do 4 speed and 2 stamina
What am I doing wrong? I'm just never getting rainbows. Part of it is assholes like biko never show up to trainings.

>>716091550
but youre already here

>>716091042
>long press it
holy shit

>>716091550
Fuck off. No grain tonight.

>my retarded ass forgot I had a VPN sub ages ago
>started yesterday
The little horse that could.

>>716091073
Happy Meek traveling through every possible timeline, training herself like a spartan, so that her win is never stolen again, even if you used those damn alarm clocks.

>>716091760
glad you finally got to enjoy the game, dutchbro

>>716091575
free 250-300 stats from legacies?
getting Charming status can really snowball the rainbows
Sweep Tosho has an event for it so make sure you know the option to choose!

Wait why am I advising MLB Kita not on friend slot??

>>716091760
where did she place in the arima kinen ;)

flying horsies

Good luck in gacha and sparks will come to you

But only if you can type this horse name without looking it up

>>716092034
Matikanefukukitaru

>>716091897
I don't have good legacies yet. Haven't gotten a single 3* of anything, let alone the power spark I've been trying for.

Should I be borrowing kita or something and just not running creek at all? I don't have one of my own.

Bros I really want Rudolf but I didn't get her from the free 3 star.
Should I wait for a different banner or is she still possible to roll in the Teio/McQueen one?

>>716092034
it's the... it's the AHHHH! girle...

>>716092034
MaCHIkanefukukitaru

>>716092034
Matikanefukukitaru

>>716092025
I always wondered how they ship horses off to Dubai or something to race. DHL really loves doing logistics for racing.

>>716092034
Motherfuckerine

Which uma would you jockey?

>Love Bakushin
>She barely ever shows up in the anime
Devastating.

>>716092034
MATIKANEFUKUITARU!

>>716092291
Rice shower or haru urara.
Would be funny seeing a 140cm girl carring an adult man around

Fuck, still couldn't get to 3rd round URA with her. Might have had wasted points too much on stamina. Does Professor of Curvature and other mid race velocity buffs do anything for late surgers and end closers?

>>716090108
https://youtu.be/ypT2FmGZmF8
I kinda wish I got targeted ads from japan instead of audiobooks and shit

>>716092034
I just did Matikanefukukitaru's career then rolled the gacha and I got a bunch of guts SRs... You liar... I even practiced saying her name beforehand

>>716092113
Oh thought you said you had MLB kita.
Friend slot that then I guess and make do without Creek, which is fine for sprint/mile.
But 1k spe 6-700 sta/pow should be breezing career? Is this for PVP?
3* is a slog but as you're hitting 600/600/600 that's your best chance at one
2* parents are still a decent boost and you can guest a better legacy 3 times a day

>>716092131
She always can spook you no matter what character banner you are rolling on.

>>716092034
1722447334188.png

>>716092034
Matikanefukukitaru

I can't believe skibidi rizz actually exist

When is Manhattan Cafe?

>>716091550
No u

are the OC horses fair game for lewding

>>716092730
He won his first race a few days ago.

>>716088982
How about you try having more skills?

This may be a silly question, but do you still need power to pass someone if they're in a far away bracket? like from the outside

>>716092034
Matikanefukushima

>>716092916
I want to lewd an uma OC

>>716092034
Mambo

>>716093015
It affects acceleration, so yes.

>>716092796
in like a month and a half or so

>Unlocked team trials that requires 15 umas
>Need 3 sprinters
>Look through my characters only have two sprinters
>Look at the scout list
>There's 3 sprinters in the entire game

This game is aids actually

>>716092408
What is the best carrying position?

>>716087279
Horses are E-celebs now?

>>716088842
>japanese humor

>>716093251
You can bakushin someone that has a B sprint

>>716093251
You can use Legacies to raise Sprint aptitude, gotta improvise for the time being.

>>716086693 (OP)
What personality would musume Skibidi Rizz have?

>>716093251
a real trainer would make Golshi into a sprinter

so how do i cope with not having kitasan, super creek or FM?

>>716093406
re-rolling

>>716093310
golshi has been a vtuber since 2018

>>716093251
>half of King Halo's career is her not doing sprints so if you build her for sprints you fail
Between this and Dirt I don't know which catagory needs more Uma's

>>716093445
but i spent money

>>716093360
zoomer

>>716093251
I'm at 14/15 with a dirt slot open because I chose Laicu Shawah over Cap
I had to spark Sprint onto Bourbon
And King Halo is a through in because I'm not doing that career again.
Working on sparking Dirt affinity onto someone but my legacy option for that so far is a Haru with no other sparks and triangle compatibility
You can still win and get promoted while missing slots anyway, if anything it sandbags your rating so you get matched with teams that have more umas, but of lesser quality each (in general)

>>716093492
then spend more ig

>>716093572
but we already have Twin Turbo...

>>716092034
All their horses are just aggressively Japanese, huh. And Tannhauser is there too I guess.

>>716093360
Probably pretty similar to Daitaku Helios but with more hitting the griddy

>>716093406
get it from someone else.
I have one kita and 1lb super creek and i'm just borrowing a mbl kita from an anon that posted the other day.
I'm also borrowing his McQueen, she's crazy.

there are too many tourists who watch cinderella grey and forget who the real protagonist of the umamusume series is!

>>716090094
Nowhere near as mental as when they'll see the nishino deflower wedding alt

>>716091550
literally the ugliest uma

>>716093251
Just give King Halo some stamina and a medium B inheritance you'll clear her scenario easily.
Air Groove inherited up to at least B sprint works as your third.

>>716093406
what DO you have?
If you're just enjoying playing career then it's all fine but metafagging is sure looking like a reroll is essential

>>716093758
that's ryan or twin turbo

>>716093492
spend more money

>>716092034
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU AKA MY WIFE

>>716093492
aaaaaaaand it's gone

Why is the middle judge always a fucking hater? I swear to god every time I look at the judges assessments, the left and right one have her as the favorite while the middle asshole brings down the whole thing.

>>716086693 (OP)
He's a loser. He'll go to a kill auction. None of you will save him.

>>716092034
マチカネフクキテル

>>716093918
retard

>>716093918
>stamlet

move the mambo banner up

>>716093809
>>716093876
when can i roll for this cutie? only reason im playing this game at the moment, no other girls interest me

>>716093809
>>716093876
>what do you mean karaoke we have to train for the ura finals

>>716093809
Unhappy Meek

>>716093809
EI, EI

>>716093876
...Oh... it's you.

>>716094035
He's like that even early on when stamina is the highest stat. I really don't get it.

>>716093710
I love special week. She's got that straightforward, earnest attitude. She doesn't have a lot of gimmicks but that's what makes her so unique

>>716094041
You don't.
Happy Meek isn't based on a real horse, she was invented for the URA Final scenario, however, a real horse was named Happy Meek in homage to her.

>>716094041
who wants to tell him?

I wonder, is there an Uma who is broken simply because they have a ton of mood up/energy events on their careers?

SATONO DIAMOND, I HATE YOU

>>716094146
i know some of the horses arent in the game yet im asking when is she going to become available?

>>716093809
>>716093876
What is her problem? Honestly

>>716091073
>>716088775
Sex with both

>>716092025
Horses are such majestic, goofy, yet adorable creatures.

Does anyone have the compilation video of Matikanefukukitaru crashing out

>>716092034
Don Quixote

>>716094207
brain damage from all the time reversing

>>716094207
She was literally designed just to lose

>>716094202
She's an OC, not based on a real horse
it's possible she may be added, but there's no horse to pull races for a career, but that sounds pretty simple to do

>>716094207
Nothing. She's just timid and a bit of an introvert.

If you dont skill Lucky 7 onto Fuku Kitaru she gets a hidden 10% stat debuff

>>716094334
so wait she wont ever be playable in game? what the fuck why even include her

>>716094379
>what is NPC

gee, I wonder what her stat spark will be

>>716094324
i feel almost sorry for skipping almost all her story but she was the last horse so i didn't give a shit at that point.

>>716086693 (OP)
I downloaded it to try it and came to the conclusion that I fucking hate gacha games and uninstalled before the rest of the game was finished installing. Shame you faggots aren't like me.

>>716093876
>>716093809

>>716094379
Just to torment us

>>716094324
I WANT SOUND REEEEEEE

>>716094449
https://youtu.be/gO3cFz53vs8

>>716094207
what the fuck is YOUR problem man
can't you just take a loss fair and square?

>>716094324
She would probably be pretty fun in bed. Easy too, I bet.

>>716094484
needs like a 2-3 second awkward pause before looking at you

>>716088982
https://youtu.be/N2oohM_EjDc

>>716094630
I am going to break your balls piece by piece

When are we getting the next legendary race?

gonna spam rice shower career until i make her the greatest race horse ever seen

Reminder that leddit will have a massive sperg meltie when they see the nishino deflower bride alt

>Use MLB Kitasan from a friend
>Almost never lands on speed
>Keeps being on guts several times in a row
FUCKING SCAM

Hai-tto! Yushou, Kaishou, El ashou!

>>716094692
better to just use a pic

will meek's trainer get mad if i have sex with her (happy meek)

I bet Bakushin rides like a rabbit gone wild. The loudest, sweatiest blur of raw sex you could ever imagine.

>>716094430
>it was 1* speed
at least I got hot spring event

>>716094926
LA NUMERO UNO

>>716094905
My peanuts will have a massive melty

>>716094820
lmao perfect

>>716092034
Fukukitaru-chan!

>>716094820
When do I get to have sex with her

>>716094747
conversely..

>>716092034
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU

>>716094957
Human males are supposed to date and have sex with human females, the so called "horse chasers" are disgusting imo, no I'm not reacting emotionally because a horse girl stole my childhood crush, no I don't care, btw if you accept to date me and ask reaaally nice I might roleplay as a horse girl, just please, don't leave me for the horsies.

>>716094438
you didn't miss that much. she likes using luck, but then she gets depressed because people hate her for being lazy outside of that, then she comes to terms with her ability outside of luck, and during the good ending she takes you to a shrine but doesn't draw a fortune because her good luck came from (You)

Who is your bread winner anons? This Maruzen doesn't lose even with an awful mood, I'm guessing the S turf helps a lot

>>716095330
Air Groove and TM Opera O

>>716094262
Not to mention sexy! Am I right fellas?

>>716094805
Make sure the parents are good before trying over and over again

>>716094747
impressive

>>716094992
She probably wouldn't even know she's having sex.

>>716095390
Based empress enjoyer

>>716093810
Unlike Shakur, Rian has a really nice personality

>>716095330
Silence suzuka for me

>>716095314
Wait, mine almost became a god before realizing making your own fate is cooler

>>716095475
Human women...

>new event wants you to play 10 careers in 5 days
brrrooooOOOOOOO I'M BURNING OUTTT

>>716095689
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

The superior brown and yellow horses won.

Sex with Kiryuin while Meek watches

>>716095612
i may have speed-read a little bit...

>>716095653
I wish they were real...

>>716095689
Banging out a career on a horse you've already done once already isn't that bad, just set everything to skip unread events.

>>716095689
Yeah no im not sure how to come to terms with how the events want you to do things
I'm taking my time with doing careers with each uma i have im not spamming shit and they cant make me

>>716095612
>>716095314
Yeah I stopped to read the Good Ending at least and felt like she was traumatized by not believing in all her superstition but she was okay with it if she got to be with (you).

>>716095689
You mean the special missions? You can do all those races in like 2-3 runs lmao

https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

Just use this.

>>716095689
This game would be a lot better if the quests and shit were weekly, it’s fun but I don’t wanna play it all the time

>>716095689
You have 2 weeks to play 50 careers.

>>716095689
>all for 150 carots
Lmao nah

>>716088982
There's a hidden speed multiplier for end runners, so you don't need to have the same amount of speed to beat pace or front runners.

>>716091926
Obviously won

>>716092034
Matikanefukukitaru!

>>716095689
A career only takes about 20 minutes if you rush everything

Am I fucking retarded? Where do I find the limited-time missions? The game says under the Missions option on the home screen but where the fuck is the Missions option?

>>716096123
Are there even any actual end closers other than Golshi?

Weiss got reincarnated as an uma too?

>>716089653
Me two hours ago. Was doing a run with El Condor just to collect Dirt track trophies and I got this so I aborted the collection plan immediately kek.

>>716096253
Looking for hussies

>Do my second career with Condor
>Keep flopping on most races
WHY, you guys told me King Halo was harder

>>716094379
She's always there to be a rival, and was done so they don't have to change if you had the same horse

Will you like Special Week now?

>>716096329
Bruh she's one of the EASIEST honses

>>716095689
If you use certain Support Cards you get even more Event Points.
You can cut down the amount of careers by almost half.

>>716096238
To the middle right on home screen?

Do you usually choose bottom or top option after a race?

>>716096385
I unironically cannot bring myself to like generic happy girls

>>716095330
Golshi, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle

>>716095737
Based Bayt and Grimoire putting Hishiama and Brian in their places.

>>716095878
no, the new event that just came out at 3pm Game Time

>>716095330
Oguri Cap is bonkers

>>716096479
Jesus I really am retarded. I thought this was gonna be special races or something like those event races. Thanks anon.

>>716096496
Top always uses the same amount of stam while bottom is a gamble

>lose race but meet goal
>rival umas basically act as if I had won the race
This honestly feels worse than if I hadn't met the goal and had to use a clock

>>716096385
jesus poor girl

>Decide to grind out a good Teio while spark hunting
>Always loses one of her goal races from rng bullshit that denies her the special bonus
>No friendship bonuses every Summer
>Every Inspiration is a pure blue whiff even with Oo
>*guts
Thank god I'm not pulling gacha today

>>716096496
I always gamble.

>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
I want to murder the song writer.

>>716096574
I didn't notice that one.
The grind seems better for the monies since we're all poor after the Kitasan drop.
But yeah, even if you just aim for 5 career clears that's alright, you already get a decent amount of monies from it.

didn't get the op card so I just quit.

>>716096790
leave bakushin alone

>Getting all the Mood down events with Oguri Cap every three to four turns
What the fuck is this chick's problem?

>>716096790
it took two lyricists to write that song

>>716096496
What's the difference?

I still haven't been able to get a girl to B+. What am I doing wrong?

>>716096385
maybe that's why he hated mares

Why no Bakushin wife and daughter art?

>>716096892
Top is always -15 energy
Bottom is either -20 or -5

>>716096901
Support cards and sparks seem to be the best way to get higher ranks up until the very highest where you also need to play greedy and get lucky.

>>716096901
Are your support cards maxed out?

>>716089063
I saw that video earlier today, tried 2 attempts following it to the letter with Top Gun, and couldn't win either URA finale with about 950 speed, 1,000 wit, and 300-400 everything else. IS it a wit game? Doesn't wit growth give diminishing returns at a certain point? I don't get it

Help she's too fucking fast I keep getting triple rainbows it's still fucking summer and she's gonna cap speed

>>716097110
Have you tried training guts?

>>716097167
The FUCK is a Guts? Sounds like a dumb stat for losers

>>716097110
try training guts!

>>716096953
I thought bottom was 5,10-15- or 20. I didn't know it was only either 5 or 20.

>>716096873
sometimes they just don't believe in you trainer anon...

>>716097076
Did you have many skills to wit up?

>>716097110
>already capped in summer
lol. get fucked

>>716097110
Bakushin

>>716097110
Keep pumping the rest into power

>>716097110
thats why i take a couple wit cards. you cap speed too quick on her.

Does guts actually do anything useful? From what I can tell from the stats, speed is top speed, stamina is distance you can go until uma starts slowing down, power is acceleration and pushing other umas out of the way, and wit is for activating skills for reliably and also pushing other umas out of the way.

can one learn to harness this... bakushin power?

Golshi, it's time to mate.

>>716097374
no guts is a meme stat

der/v/ didn't accept me

>>716097229
I thought so, built towards her A pacemaker

>>716097374
It's the heart

>>716097374
Guts is just stamina 0.5 until the change.

>>716097374
guts actually outperforms stamina in terms of "effective HP" until the 300 mark, then it becomes less efficient

>>716097324
>Iron will
>Frontrunner
What was he thinking?

>>716095330
For me it's this Suzuka
>Obliterated career mode, to the point of winning the URA Finale Finals by 6 lengths in spite of a late start
>Excels at both mile and medium races, so I can just use her for all daily races instead of needing to have two separate horses for each type
She's placed 2nd in daily races once or twice, but never worse than that so far

>>716086693 (OP)
How are horse names picked?

>>716097608
you make shit up that wasn't used before, that's the only rule, no names can be the same
you can call your horse Cunny Correction and it'll probably fly with the officials

I'll have to thank the anon who posted his A+ Condor because that build helped me win the finals. It's not perfect but it helped alot.

>>716097374
Guts as it currently works:
>Acts as backup Endurance when the natural Endurance you have from your natural Stamina runs out.

Why have this when you can just train your Stamina naturally so you never run out of Endurance to begin with?

Post-rebalance it will affect quite a few things:
>Contributes to last spurt speed;
>Affects ability to break out of being boxed in/box in other Umas;
>Increase of minimal, standard Speed before last spurt.

I'm kinda burned out from this game. I have done almost everything from playing every day and I'm up at 113 hour playtime. It's a struggle to launch the game now.

>>716097608
a name according to how it looks
a mix of the parents
a name denoting its family/ranch
a funny recognizable name

>>716097785
So stop?
I already stopped, left my guild, and now browse this thread for lewd uma images

>>716097850
translate it weebs

>>716096901
this but A+, it seems impossible to hit even with good runs and i've only gotten short like 400 pts of it

>>716097860
I might just take a break. I don't want to abandon my umas

>>716097374
Later on when two Umas compete during the last spurt, Guts can help to decide who prevails.

>5 max friendships
>no rainbows

>>716097887
She wants the Trainer-san D

>>716089653
>Be on the worst run of my life.
>Get multiple failures on single digit percentage
>Night owl
>Poor practice
Get hot spring ticket
>Lock in like crazy and pull it off

>>716097973
those designs are awful

>>716097979
This right here is why quitters never win.

>>716097939
You don't need to delete the account
You can come back when they add the next career scenario in a few months
Love the umas, not the gacha slot machine that produces them

>>716097939
Let me know if your home uma guilt trips you to log in or something

>>716095330
My B+ Goldshi has stomped every single long distance Team Trials match to the point it's not even funny. I run her solo against doubles and she finishes races by 8-10 paces every time.

>>716098068
Who do you like?

>>716098151
You should still put some filler girls for more points and free bonds

>>716097530
i'm just trying my best man

>>716090185
>>716090023

>>716097110
Here's her final form
Of course it was a 1* Guts spark

>umas aren't vegetarians
Wtf!??

>>716097887
The pleasure of being cummed inside~

>>716095475
what if this was the umaverse equivalent of black face

>>716097979
wouldn't her glasses fog up?

>>716098350
Horses that eat meat become violent and aggressive

>>716098248
golshi, gentildonna and biwa, also rudolf , she's the only uma that pulls off the military vibe

>>716098329
Do you ever see moxie activating? I heard every track has hills and slopes, but maybe anon was misinformed

I want to cum on biwa's glasses
preferably while she's wearing them

>>716098438
Yes quite often, Moxie is quite good. I probably had too much Stamina for a sprinter but better more than not enough

>>716098350
You haven't seen the KFC collab?

>>716098404
>military vibe
More like prince-style, kinda like Rose of Versailles and Takarazuka Teather which are very influential.

>>716092034
Matikanefukukitaru

>>716098503
Cool

>>716092034
literally fucking impossible

>>716098607
teio is the prince, since she's rudolf's son

>>716098438
I like Moxie
Seems closer to Corner Recovery vs. Straightaway Recovery because all the uphills are in the middle in the track so they dont just fire at the very beginning or end of a race
At least it seems to be the best part of that dang Twin Turbo card..

>>716098604
Why do horse like eating baby chicks so much

>>716097212
I think it depends on race length or rank

>>716098950
free protein and calcium

>>716098950
>>716098604
>>716098350
>opportunistic carnivores vs obligate carnivores

>>716098950
because they're big goofs

Can someone with a good stamina horse post their id?

>>716098950
Horses are kind of bullies in nature once they get over their fears.

>>716098978
it depends on race tier and where you placed

>>716098950
Chickens and horses are bound to be around in the same place.

>>716097887
Something like
>Practical joke! Trainer!
>How does the Tracen Academy school uniform look on me?
>(Favourable impression!)
>(Anxiety...)
>[myaur]
>Looks a bit weird on me, doesn't it?
>{Age-wise it's prefectly fine...}

>>716094379
Happy Meek already has a trainer, anon. Are you going to NTR Trainer Aoi and leave her a trainer without a horse just so that you can be Happy Meek's trainer?

>>716099210
What are you talking about? Aoi is Bakushin's trainer.

Is it even worth maxing those free support cards from the story or should I just use the club points for shards?

>>716099089
329517562957 if a 7* (2*, 3*/2* parents) Uma is good enough for you

>>716092034
Matstinfuike FUCK

>your uma win URA - your trainee rapes you and you become her property
>happy meek wins URA - you're forced to become Kiryuin's husband
trainer... has a hard life...

>tfw no SP
fuck
fuck
fuckfuckfuckfucjkfudckufkckfuckf

>>716099315
Twin Turbo is my favorite retard
She also had the sexiest proportions. She's short and flat but has the widest hips of any of the other loli sized girls.

>>716087592
I've seen similar English language videos for Fate in English and it's pretty hilarious how uneducated some white people are even about Greek mythology ("who the fuck is Orion???")

WHEN I SAY KING
YOU SAY HALO

KING

>>716098350
>>716098604
the horse girls are omnivores. oguri specifically eats just about anything. including multiple buckets of chicken. horses eating meat afaik isn't unheard of, but feeding them it is not recommended

I don't understand why I'm losing.
I click on the stats and sometimes I win and sometimes I don't.
I think the green hint woman is fucking me over as well

>>716099767
GAYLO

>>716099767
de Xbox

>>716097249
Bakushin
Bakushin
Bakushinshin

>>716099705
>human women fake being umamusume to get more popular in social media
woah they hit a new low! be careful with horsefishing bros

>>716089250
Depends on race length but generally yes for short/mile because you get all you need from power

JP players are running the current JP meta and balance system which is completely different from global though so keep that in mind

>>716099582
When is double torpedo getting added to the game? She's my favorite character from season 2

>>716099797
>I think the green hint woman is fucking me over as well
She is. Anything she says should be discarded.

>>716099909
In a little over a year. She was a late add in JP for some reason despite being very popular and having a LOT of art. Like she's top 10 of all Umas.

>>716099840
SENGEN
GO GO GO GO GO GO

>>716099767
>5 skill activations in the last spurt
That's pretty satisfying.

>>716099969
>even her fig sold well

>>716099464
The President is added to the game, posing as a student in the Uma Academy. Based on her career as a real horse, what sort of horse would she be, in terms of Front, Pace, Turf, Dirt, etc.?

>>716099797
When the green woman tells you you need guts, you actually need stamina. When she tells you you need power, you actually need wit.

>>716100086
She looks like a Vtuber more than an uma but I fell in love with her in the anime, best character in the best season

>>716100086
This fig in particular makes it look like she could almost be from Splatoon.

BakuGOD

>>716089910
She has a cool story but HOLY SHIT STOP CRYING WOMAN!

FOUR
FOUR CONSECUTIVE 15% FAILURES
THAT'S RARER THAN KITASAN BLACK
FUCK ME

>>716094334
I'm still hoping for a mode where you can train the mob horses

I'm totally fine with them having no story events at all

>>716099767
HALO

>>716100180
>Ran out of stam in the last leg
>Thats when guts is supposed to be useful so she recommends that, instead of just pumping more stam
>Not accelerating in the last leg
>The reason is because you cant accelerate at all when a damn horse is right in front of you
its more fucked up when you think she might actually be half-right instead of completely off base

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSAAHAAHHGAUSAASUASUSTSUAS

>>716100253
YOU'RE A KID NOW
YOU'RE A HORSE NOW

>Potential upgrade needs Japanese Derby sashes
This is fucking painful. This is the one race I almost always lose.

>>716099767
CRIMSON

how do i have fun

>>716100485
That is just how it is in this bitch of a world.

>>716100450
John Yakuza will be seeing you soon.

>>716095689
Just train urara on stamina nonstop with no breaks until she fails make debut

>>716100532
GOLD SHIP REQUIEM!
(You) will never reach the finish!

>>716100554
If you're not having fun with what the game offers, it's best to move on to something else.

>>716100663
>american humor

>>716096790
what, both of them?

>>716086693 (OP)
Post 5 (five) racing horses whose names aren't word salads

>>716100450
Is that a...

>>716100789
Faggot.

>>716100869
No, I don't think it's a JoJo reference anon

Have some shoes, trainer-san~

>>716100807
>I'm sorry...
>It's not your fault.

>>716100862
Gold Ship
King Halo
Nice Nature
Vodka
Super Creek
Special Week

All short, sweet English names.

>>716097759
I see you.
Grats

>>716100450
based

>>716100974
>Sharp Gaze
>Mystifying Murmur
>Disorient
Would you be able to handle her verbal abuse?

>>716100862
Secretariat
Seabiscuit
John Henry
Citation
Man o' War

>>716092034
matikane fuku kitaru, its pretty easy to remember really

>>716101008
>Vodka

>>716101179
Do they also have a horse named Semechki?

>>716100450
OI KISAMA

>>716101120
Anything for her

>>716100450
too big

Good evening, I hate Vodka.

>>716101179
Has someone drawn Vodka in a track suit with the slav squat?

>>716101367
yeah tastes like shit.

>>716100450
too small

>>716101364
I checked her three sizes and she's actually medium
Huh

>>716096385
Also he had a female trainer from New Zealand that raised him and he was super close to (that's who her blonde foster mother is based on in the anime) but when the owner wanted the horse to start training for racing he sent him to another farm and they never met again.

>>716099993
im boutta give her 5 spurts in 1 activation

Ok. Alright.

>>716099089
6stam 3pow Maru if you're still around
217418657393

>>716101495
Uma is THE horse game though. It only funnels people into real horse racing, not other horse games.

>>716101495
If only. I wish there were good horse racing games on Steam but they seem limited to japanese arcades

the first run was a dud. I risked it all for strength chakra and failed.
the second run was just mediocre. made it to ura qualifiers before losing.
the third run i switched to a wit+spd deck. but the wit cards i currently have doesnt have many recovery skills for medium. i wasnt getting that many rainbow trainings either. I'm pissed i cant breach into A rating

>>716101601
There actually is a game in there called "Rustler" which is billing itself as Grand Theft Horse set in the medival period
Funny enough concept for me to follow it and investigate further

>>716101495
>horses games

>>716093938
>7 races in 4 months

He would be super lucky if he could run for 4 years.

>>716101746
I chuckled.

>>716100516
Winning the other seasonal races can often give you a white spark that gives you free stamina/power+guts+buffed stamina during the season.
So Daiwa can pop off just roid boosting speed and wit against Vodka and you can worry about stamina at summer camp.

>>716092034
mtknfkktr

>>716101356
>rant
>for a bit
>2:04:62/4:18:53

If the yakuza don't want you lewding the actual horses then shouldn't it be fine to lewd the director, the secretary, the other trainer woman, and Happy Meek?

>>716100516
You can usually buy those for silver cleats (Recycled from r cards)
Also, git gud

>>716101660
you're pretty much there
if you aren't already using good legacy horses, that will push you over on a similar run
Charming status and rainbow RNG as well

>>716093987
https://files.catbox.moe/eljq3p.mp4
Who's the real Umanem?

>>716102330
what does charming status do?

>>716102394
bigly increase to friendship gains
gets the rainbows active much sooner

>>716102394
Helps you make friends

>>716102394
more friendship points when training with cards
you can get out from the needle lady picking charm chakra, some cards like tosho sweep and nishino flower can give it in an event

>>716102473
>>716102486
>>716102520
alright. ill go for the charm chakra next time i see that needle bitch in my run

>>716095330
My B+ Mihono Bourbon. I like my autistic cyborg waifu

>>716090480
>low wit
>only a affinity in late
>stam spark and not power when late surgers are the most stam efficient
how is this the perfect legacy?

>>716102669
it's only really worthwhile if it shows up early, otherwise needle lady isn't worth the risk unless you REALLY like gambling

>>716101746
This horses games is dildos

>>716102767
for rice shower's sake, I'm all in

>>716102271
The Director is possibly based on a real horse, although there's been no official confirmation on it. For years now, based on the fact that the Director always has a cat with her, it's speculated that she is based off Northern Taste, a stallion with quite some big name descendants

>>716102767
If you don't like gambling why would you be playing this convoluted slot machine?

>final goal to join the ura finale is an obligatory humiliation ritual
why do they bully urara like that?

>>716102743
>low wit
irrelevant for muh eugenics
>a in late
irrelevant for muh eugenics
>stam spark and mentioning late
you use that as a legacy for ANY (non baku) horse and any race strategy. 9 stam spark is huge. That's about 150 free stam by end of career and you still have a legacy spot open for more sparks

I finally won with rice shower, unfortunately it wasn't the run with the hot springs ticket.
Any other uma with long races?

>>716102960
Narratively speaking to teach Haru the taste of disappointment so she finally understands why others desire racing to win instead of racing for racing's sake
Wasnt expecting that going into Haru's story for the first time and honestly kind of diffuses me desire to specifically win that race in a specialized run

>>716103262
Gold Ship.

>>716103350
huh
well, anything is possible when you inherit the will of BAKUSHIN

power is much better for ends and lates

Do you think telling a human to 'go run in the Uma lane' is the same as 'kill yourself'

Skibidi Rizz feat. Fortnite Dance soon in CyStore

The new McQueen feels pretty good. She never fucking activates her ult but she was still BTFO the competition by like 5 lengths every race

>>716101660
Rice Shower has two main issues with her career
Natural C in Mile has her Spring Stakes goal make her look like a jobber
Far later on, her Spring Tenno Sho is tweaked to require extra Stamina on top of requiring 1st place. Without 600+ Stamina, actually investing in Guts which I'm sure was her intended strategy, or stacking blue skills she will burn out and lose very consistently

>>716103350
The event changes though if Haru Urara actually wins the Arima Kinen. You need to have Turf transfer over enough that she is actually decent, if not good at Turf tracks as well, and build her for long distance unlike her standard short distance Dirt tracks

>>716103458
Imagine a big breasted uma musume running into you at 50km/h

>>716103498
I took Rice with the free ticket but I couldn't finish her career until I had access to some legacy horses from easier careers
This was while hoarding all carots for the Kita banner so limited deck options out of event Special Week and friend slot whale
She was still B+ until the banner as well

>>716103495
You can just do what you did with the regular McQueen and have a skill that will actually activate.

>>716101660
If you run her as a pace she does NOT need that much speed. A lot of that speed should be in stamina

>>716102371
Grass Wonder

>>716103783
I don't have regular McQueen

Why are there no trainers who are themselves Umamusume? Are they ALL so dumb that they can't do the job?

>>716103808
he's just trying to get an A rank, that's fine for career

>kitasan BLACKED Almond Eye already
https://x.com/i/web/status/1747512579566776510

>>716103808
its hard to complete her career with low speed. and early game is super rng heavy if i invest in stamina

>>716103952
I'm only halfway through the 2nd season of the anime, but it seems like umas just stop aging at some point since Rudolf has been in this academy for like 8 years already

>>716104130
if you can find stam spark legacies, even if they aren't perfect, the stam investment is already done for you
>>716102330

Is the supp you put at others disposal the one you set in your profile?

>>716104491
yes

>>716104236
Weird

hey, isn't she kind of flat?

>>716104236
She works as staff tho

>>716103952
umas have realized that the greatest joy in their life is finding a nice male trainer to rape and settle down with, becoming a trainer themselves would not only deprive them of time with their trainer/husband/slave, but also deprive their trainee uma the joy of finding a househusband trainer.

>>716104942
I don't know if it changes later but she's still student council president so far, which is explicitly a student

>>716104236
apparently umas are 'like elves'

>>716103952
this may come as a surprise to you anon but some of these girls are fucking retarded like irl horses

>>716103952
Some umas can make good trainers. Different careers have an uma give your trainee a regimen where they improve storywise. But they really prefer to run themselves.