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Anonymous No.714861110 >>714861214 >>714861986 >>714862942 >>714863165 >>714865350 >>714865583 >>714868239 >>714868317 >>714868390 >>714869054 >>714869086 >>714869614 >>714869982 >>714870002 >>714870896 >>714871354 >>714871916 >>714871952 >>714872436 >>714872718 >>714872785 >>714873619 >>714874681 >>714874803 >>714874926 >>714875374 >>714877649 >>714880302 >>714880760 >>714881106 >>714881797 >>714892228 >>714892347 >>714899730 >>714903002 >>714905676 >>714905889 >>714906474 >>714914716 >>714916823 >>714916956 >>714917104 >>714931896 >>714933293 >>714936449 >>714942660 >>714944776
HorseLORDS we keep WINNING
Anonymous No.714861214 >>714861294 >>714871782 >>714873693 >>714876635 >>714880024 >>714880063 >>714880406 >>714880673 >>714881521 >>714896379 >>714899834 >>714902286 >>714906716 >>714909526 >>714909643 >>714916072 >>714916170 >>714916181 >>714917393 >>714921270 >>714921857 >>714926201 >>714928445 >>714931989 >>714933323 >>714934767 >>714936450 >>714937171 >>714944129 >>714944271 >>714944476 >>714944665 >>714945886
>>714861110 (OP)
STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS FUCKING WORTHLESS SUBHUMAN! GET A LIFE! KILL YOURSELF, STOP SHIT POSTING THIS FUCKING SUBHUMAN SHIT HERE
Anonymous No.714861220
BAsisters...
Anonymous No.714861294 >>714861396 >>714861595 >>714867161 >>714875374 >>714875549
>>714861214
no
Anonymous No.714861396 >>714861804
>>714861294
best nurse
Anonymous No.714861460 >>714914845
Holy fotm, Deltarune last month, now this
Anonymous No.714861595
>>714861294
Love this crazy bitch like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous No.714861639 >>714867909
>asmongold and gacha combined thread
/v/ has seen better days
Anonymous No.714861804 >>714867979 >>714868317
>>714861396
kek
Anonymous No.714861856 >>714861931
I swear this is the most blatant astroturfing "game" after the black monkey.
Anonymous No.714861931
>>714861856
Deltatroon was more astroturfed
Anonymous No.714861986
>>714861110 (OP)
Spasmodic ridr
Anonymous No.714862608
How much did they pay him to shill where he can say it was life changing? Isnt he already rich?
Anonymous No.714862679 >>714868317
>If your country doesn’t have gay pride parades, then you deserve to have your family bombed and genocided by Israel
Anonymous No.714862753 >>714863056 >>714869825 >>714874995
>*pauses video*
>”Um, Iran is DEFINITELY building a nuclear weapon.”

When did he become a geopolitical expert?
Anonymous No.714862770
I will never play a Japanese gacha
Anonymous No.714862942
>>714861110 (OP)
uma musume funds Israel?
Anonymous No.714863013
It should be legal to dox and kill ass bald faggots fans
Anonymous No.714863056 >>714869973
>>714862753
Nigger you don't even need to be a geopolitical amateur to know they're making a nuke
>Iran's neighbors
>Iraq: Bombed into the stone age, invaded, ruined for the next 100 years, no nukes
>Saudi Arabia: Essentially a US puppet government that pumps shitloads of oil for them, not viable for Iran because they value their independence from the great Satan, plus FUCK the Shah
>Pakistan: Hasn't been bombed once by the US despite being hostile to each other, guess what the Pakis have?
>Afghanistan: lol
Now, Iran is ideologically opposed to becoming a US puppet, and they have no nukes. How can they fix their situation?
Anonymous No.714863103 >>714863163
>video pauses
>commence dick sucking noises
Anonymous No.714863163 >>714871743 >>714877127
>>714863103
I never knew how deep Bibi's voice was.
Anonymous No.714863165
>>714861110 (OP)
>PLEASE FOLLOW INDIEFAGS SUPPORT ISRAEL
>PLEASE FELLOW GACHAFAGS SUPPORT ISRAEL
What's next, donkey Kong?
Anonymous No.714865350
>>714861110 (OP)
>HorseL-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK
How ironic that you eceleb faggots shit on "tranime" and weebshit. And here you are, sucking gachahorsecocks because your legendary fuckboy Transmongoloid loves it. FUCK YOU BASTARD.
Anonymous No.714865583 >>714865679
>>714861110 (OP)
Why do people watch this dirty kike? Not even good at vidya or smart to compensate
Anonymous No.714865679 >>714865847
>>714865583
YWNBAW bumpfagging eceleb tranny
Anonymous No.714865847 >>714867979
>>714865679
I don't want to be a woman you cockmongler, bumping gets this shit deleted faster. You got to make the jannies work for their paycheck
Anonymous No.714866517 >>714867979 >>714906418
I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Shiishii now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m2D0XJPTys
Anonymous No.714867161 >>714867979
>>714861294
Best nurse
Anonymous No.714867909 >>714867979 >>714876021
>>714861639
still beats the ">tfw no gf ;_;" threads
Anonymous No.714867979 >>714869437
>>714861804
>left was nuked
Kek can't wait for this Transmongoloid thread to be nuked too

>>714866517
>>714867161
>>714865847
>>714867909
YWNBAW eceleb bumptrannies
Anonymous No.714868239
>>714861110 (OP)
Isn't this the guy famous for living in a filthy cockroach infested house?
Anonymous No.714868317 >>714869437 >>714913353 >>714925346 >>714928872 >>714944230
>>714862679
>>714861804
>>714861110 (OP)
Anonymous No.714868327 >>714868818 >>714869882
>FOMO came out
This game changed my life
>another FOMO came out
This game ruined my life!!!

Rinse and repeat, also please invite Asmon layer!
Anonymous No.714868390
>>714861110 (OP)
>PLEASE FELLOW INDIEFAGS AND GACHAFAGS SUPPORT ISRAEL
EWWW
Anonymous No.714868498
alright I think I'm done with this game now
Anonymous No.714868818 >>714869437
>>714868327
>FOMO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKK
Anonymous No.714868952
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714859767/#714859767
Hey you goddam mods. You deleted that Transmongoloid thread but you can't fucking bother to delete this one? FFS, his shit name and his shit face are in the shitty OP.
Anonymous No.714869028
is he actually worth watching?
Anonymous No.714869054 >>714869146 >>714870065 >>714872914 >>714874653 >>714880540 >>714880630 >>714880896
>>714861110 (OP)
>even fucking vinny played this shit
what the actual fuck is going on?
Anonymous No.714869086
>>714861110 (OP)
I'd legit rather watch him farm mounts again than react to fad-slop.
Anonymous No.714869146 >>714898827 >>714899994 >>714915016
>>714869054
It's a new psy-op.
Anonymous No.714869330
why are people talking about palestine? i thought this was an uma musume thread? does uma musume suck so bad people would rather talk about foreign politics?
Anonymous No.714869437 >>714869535
>>714867979
>>714868317
>>714868818
good effort
don't think you'll get much far with such low quality shops though
Anonymous No.714869535 >>714870387
>>714869437
Sorry tranny but Transmongoloid will never be accepted as /v/ culture. Eceleb bullshit is for unironic virgins and incels who can't play video games for shit
Anonymous No.714869552
he changed his life more than his clothes btw
Anonymous No.714869614 >>714869670 >>714869794 >>714869909 >>714871520 >>714873820 >>714874252 >>714880908 >>714881262 >>714881865 >>714899272 >>714905793 >>714907398 >>714910286 >>714916378 >>714932654 >>714934352 >>714940895 >>714943973 >>714944437 >>714945794
>>714861110 (OP)
Anonymous No.714869670 >>714899174
>>714869614
5 4 F
Anonymous No.714869784
He killed his mother in a humiliation ritual to maintain his life style as an algorithm monkey
Anonymous No.714869794
>>714869614
4 4 A
Anonymous No.714869825
>>714862753
he lost all the little credibility he had left after his palestine take
Anonymous No.714869882
>>714868327
horse game has no FOMO at all, anything new is added forever
Anonymous No.714869909
>>714869614
2 2 D
Anonymous No.714869973
>>714863056
They can try to buddy up with China like Pakistan but ironically, Iran is too much of a US-fanboy to go that route. They might hate the US but they want nothing more to become like them. They want to become a US puppet but with Israel in the way, they need to become something worse than a being a slave before they agree.
Anonymous No.714869982
>>714861110 (OP)
>horse tranny threads start
>deltarune tranny threads die down
Hmmmm
Anonymous No.714870002 >>714870067 >>714870210 >>714870509 >>714870806 >>714871682 >>714872476 >>714872486 >>714873191 >>714877986 >>714936750
>>714861110 (OP)
..
Anonymous No.714870025
>asmon
That gay ass fake gamer that thought ubisoft ruined his hobby?
The hobby he doesnt even play?
Fuck that fake bitch, people like him make gaming worse
Anonymous No.714870065
>>714869054
its fun
Anonymous No.714870067
>>714870002
Roll
Anonymous No.714870210
>>714870002
SABER
Anonymous No.714870387 >>714870498
>>714869535
>it's a retard without reading comprehension
nevermind
Anonymous No.714870498 >>714899948
>>714870387
>eceleb tranny merely pretending to be a retard
nevermind
Anonymous No.714870509
>>714870002
lost my head
Anonymous No.714870553
>asmongold
>gachashit
doesnt get more ancerous that this
Anonymous No.714870806
>>714870002
It's over.
Anonymous No.714870875
>doesn't use gold ship
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anonymous No.714870896
>>714861110 (OP)
>like the 20th video he's made with the same or similar blatant clickbait title
holy fucking cringe what obvious FOTM algorithm farming
Anonymous No.714870990
>right-wing grifters shill gacha shit now
Grim
Anonymous No.714871354
>>714861110 (OP)
Groypers? Our pop culture commander is a tranime gooner now?
Anonymous No.714871520
>>714869614
5 4 C
Anonymous No.714871617
Horse-sized horse girls
Anonymous No.714871682 >>714871818 >>714871997
>>714870002
Let's go
Anonymous No.714871702
Anonymous No.714871743
>>714863163
it isn't, he's obviously forcing it like that that other russian guy who wore pijamas at the white house
Anonymous No.714871782
>>714861214
lol he mad chat
Anonymous No.714871790
Anonymous No.714871818 >>714872084
>>714871682
always know le hecking schizo alicetrannies were xitterniggers
Anonymous No.714871852 >>714913850
>assmongoloid
kill yourself
Anonymous No.714871868
Anonymous No.714871916
>>714861110 (OP)
kys eceleb fag
Anonymous No.714871952 >>714872269
>>714861110 (OP)
Anonymous No.714871968
>come into thread to post a out my first career run
>it's shilling/screeching about some random youtuber
Oh...
Anonymous No.714871997
>>714871682
Hey, Thats Mine! you can't post that without my permission!!!
Anonymous No.714872084
>>714871818
This was a Jab AT xitterniggers you moronic Troglodyte.
Anonymous No.714872269 >>714872297
>>714871952
will i get the job offer?
Anonymous No.714872297
>>714872269
a-anon...
Anonymous No.714872436 >>714872534
>>714861110 (OP)
Horse racing is a boring 'sport'. Horse racing should be banned, as horses can injure themselves that way and have to be put down by their owners. Horse racing also encourages degenerate gambling.
Anonymous No.714872476 >>714872554
>>714870002
90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big.
Anonymous No.714872486
>>714870002
roll
Anonymous No.714872534
>>714872436
>filters genuine drooling retards by making them go bankrupt and remove themselves from society
>kills and abuses the worst animal on Earth
sounds based
Anonymous No.714872554
>>714872476
We're so fucking back
Anonymous No.714872718 >>714872897
>>714861110 (OP)
>Gol D. Asmon
BASED BASED BASED
Anonymous No.714872785
>>714861110 (OP)
Anonymous No.714872856 >>714873052
Let me guess, this recently got an anime and the gacha (which has been out for years) is suddenly getting a lot more attention now because of that.
Anonymous No.714872897
>>714872718
>BASED B-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKK
Anonymous No.714872914
>>714869054
I started watching the anime because of it. First season is meh but season 2 is unironically peak fiction, might be the best sports anime in recent memory
Anonymous No.714873052
>>714872856
No, it got a global release on Steam.
Anonymous No.714873191
>>714870002
Gimme Chloe, I need some hot chocolate in my life
Anonymous No.714873445 >>714873794 >>714873818 >>714873985
>what if guns but it's girls
>what if tanks but it's girls
>what if horses but it's girls
>WOW LITERALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER, ORIGINAL AND DEEP
imagine having the brain of an anime fan
Anonymous No.714873619
>>714861110 (OP)
did he actually play it or is he just reacting to someone playing it?
Anonymous No.714873693 >>714880339
>>714861214
t. Hasan
Anonymous No.714873794
>>714873445
But girls are nice
Anonymous No.714873818
>>714873445
Still btfo's any western sloppa
Anonymous No.714873820
>>714869614
4, 3, A
Anonymous No.714873985
>>714873445
Meanwhile, AAA games are all just
>what if girls but ugly
Anonymous No.714874252
>>714869614
rollin
Anonymous No.714874253
Does this game fund the Yakuza series?
Anonymous No.714874653 >>714875129
>>714869054
uma is unironically the best sports anime since gup and doesn't fall back on pedoshit or have copious amounts of porn so it's actually kind of earned the cultural phenomenon status in a semi natural (still shilled to hell and back though) way
Anonymous No.714874681 >>714875793 >>714876946
>>714861110 (OP)
I love how these theads are about anything but the game itself.
Also, more anime shit to please the permavirgirns?, hard pass.
Give me real games.
Anonymous No.714874803
>>714861110 (OP)
Shalom friends
t.Night media
Anonymous No.714874926
>>714861110 (OP)
Wow! My favorite internet celebrity is playing a new Gacha game it must be good and fun!! I'm going to spend all my money on it!
Anonymous No.714874995
>>714862753
>Works for jews, (and same company as Hassan, the guy he "hates")
Just for views, like a corpocuck?
Anonymous No.714875129
>>714874653
The new trend of you zoomer niggers calling everything pedophilia is getting immensely tiresome.
Anonymous No.714875374 >>714892421
>>714861294
>>714861110 (OP)
Piece of shit tourist
Anonymous No.714875549
>>714861294
I read the manga of this and it turned into something that I didn't expect.
Anonymous No.714875793
>>714874681
>t. permavirgin
Anonymous No.714876021 >>714876808
>>714867909
>my fetish is X but at least it isn't Y
>my fanbase is shit but at least it isn't Y
>yeah my thread is fucking dogshit and lowers the quality of the board but at least it isn't Y
why is this stupid cope posted en masse every single fucking time on this tranny filled board?
Anonymous No.714876635
>>714861214
fpbp
Anonymous No.714876808 >>714879842
>>714876021
Do you need help?
Anonymous No.714876946
>>714874681
all the game discussion is in the other thread
you're in the shitposter containment thread
Anonymous No.714877127
>>714863163
hes a demon bro
Anonymous No.714877401 >>714877474 >>714878001 >>714879650 >>714926561 >>714930038
i dont get it, this looks like any other gacha
mediocre gameplay and cute girls
why's everyone playing this one
Anonymous No.714877474
>>714877401
it's a decent raising sim and there aren't many out there
Anonymous No.714877649
>>714861110 (OP)
>Asmongold
Anonymous No.714877858 >>714878473 >>714878565 >>714878689 >>714881710 >>714882932 >>714890521 >>714894610 >>714900190 >>714936508
how is this disgusting mmo goblin still so popular
can a brainrotted zoomer please explain it to me
Anonymous No.714877986 >>714891147
>>714870002
i really wanna goon
Anonymous No.714878001 >>714878690
>>714877401
gameplay is actually good and the girls are mid as fuck
everything you said is wrong
Anonymous No.714878473 >>714878612
>>714877858
Gathered a huge boomer following after supporting trump and israel.
Anonymous No.714878565 >>714890521
>>714877858
mossad asset
Anonymous No.714878612 >>714878670
>>714878473
I seriously doubt there are that many baby boomers watching twitch streams
Anonymous No.714878670
>>714878612
genXers and millenials all fall under the boomer catagory.
Anonymous No.714878689 >>714878845
>>714877858
he gives shockingly rational and reasonable takes (interspersed with unhinged opinions) which somehow resonates with people. I've watched a few streams and can see where the popularity is coming from, but it really speaks to how horrible the competition is that this guy can be the #1 US-based streamer in the world
Anonymous No.714878690 >>714879087
>>714878001
>movie races
>good gameplay
Anonymous No.714878845 >>714878920 >>714879374
>>714878689
>he gives shockingly rational and reasonable takes
because he just tells his audience what they want to hear
he's a spineless cuck
Anonymous No.714878920
>>714878845
call it what you want, even if you're preaching to the choir he's doing it in a way that stands up to scrutiny
Anonymous No.714879087 >>714879426
>>714878690
The gameplay is preparing for the race you obtuse mongoloid. You play as a trainer, not a horse. This is not a game for brown β€œpeople” to understand.
Anonymous No.714879374
>>714878845
>tells his audience what they want to hear

No he doesn't, retard. He routinely goes on unhinged rants because his chat is telling him he's wrong and he crashes out over it.
Anonymous No.714879426 >>714879539
>>714879087
>grinding up numbers to prep for a race that you'll skip the cutscene for anyway
KWAB
Anonymous No.714879539
>>714879426
I don't need to watch the race because I believe in my horse
Anonymous No.714879650
>>714877401
>why's everyone playing this one
money?
Anonymous No.714879675 >>714936639
>kitasan black is worthless without 2 or more uncaps
>banner is shared with a mid ssr
>only really worth pulling if you have 45k carats to dump into the banner for pity and a realistic hope to pull 2-3 copies
It's better to wait for 1/2 year and new year, since there might be a "pick your ssr" banner
Anonymous No.714879723
I just want to remind you all, once again, that you have a severe mental illness. I'm worried about you guys.
Anonymous No.714879792 >>714879989
I get the Uma threads, but why is there an increase in people taking screenshots of people playing Uma game?
Anonymous No.714879842
>>714876808
yes, I need you faggots to fuck off from my board
Anonymous No.714879989
>>714879792
the internet is overrun with seanigs who don't play video games
discussing a game and discussing a stream is the same thing to them
Anonymous No.714880024
>>714861214
FPBP
Anonymous No.714880063
>>714861214
fpbp
Anonymous No.714880302
>>714861110 (OP)
>Canaanite demon worshipper from the land of Edom
Anonymous No.714880339
>>714873693
Kek
Anonymous No.714880406 >>714917540
>>714861214
Fpbp

Zoomer e-celeb worship is the most cancerous shit I’ve ever seen and it should be policed the same way bronies are.
Anonymous No.714880429 >>714880605 >>714895940
Wait, is /v/ a left leaning board?
Anonymous No.714880540 >>714913657
>>714869054
>what the actual fuck is going on?
Its called marketing. Ecelebs get paid to play new games.
Anonymous No.714880605
>>714880429
Ok chud
Anonymous No.714880630
>>714869054
uma manko
Anonymous No.714880673
>>714861214
kek
Anonymous No.714880727 >>714880790
Is it too late to start now? Did I miss out on all the new player freebies?
Anonymous No.714880760
>>714861110 (OP)
>Watching Assmongoloid
>Watching Youtubers in general
Anonymous No.714880790 >>714882185
>>714880727
do you really want to waste your life away playing gachaslop? even osu gives you more useful skills
Anonymous No.714880896 >>714881870 >>714904132
>>714869054
It's called "FotM".
I don't know why people are forgetting this term exists and just assume everybody's being paid.
The JP version of Uma went through an equally-large tidal wave of focus with JP streamers because it brought a second interesting thing about gacha to watch besides rolling: The racing.
That's just it. Half of these streamers skip all the dialogue and go straight to the racing because the dynamic racing shots are fun.
Anonymous No.714880908
>>714869614
53E
Anonymous No.714880914
>try to win a Rice Shower career
>constant mood down events
>she flat out refuses to proc skills no matter how high her wit is
>try to run a different career
>get late-race sniped by Rice Shower repeatedly
What the FUCK is this bitch's problem
Anonymous No.714881106
>>714861110 (OP)
>Night Media thread.
Anonymous No.714881262
>>714869614
16A
Anonymous No.714881521
>>714861214
fpbp
captcha:gtMAD
Anonymous No.714881710
>>714877858
>how is this disgusting mmo goblin still so popular
>can a brainrotted zoomer please explain it to me
Same reason Hasan is, see pic related.
Anonymous No.714881797 >>714881852 >>714916142
>>714861110 (OP)
>Asmongold
It's AsMA'AM!!!
Anonymous No.714881852 >>714913968
>>714881797
Anonymous No.714881865
>>714869614
1 3 F
Anonymous No.714881870 >>714933235
>>714880896
They are being paid tho.
Anonymous No.714882185 >>714882920
>>714880790
>gives you tendonitis
Anonymous No.714882820
this is not organic grassfed posting is it
Anonymous No.714882920
>>714882185
No refund
Anonymous No.714882932 >>714892223
>>714877858
Have you ever heard of Bill Burr?
Asmon is just like him but for the new generation. Think of these people as pressure release valves, because form time to time like reality shows its true face. This way the normalfag thinks "hey this popular person still has sensible thinking, maybe I shouldn't be so mad and pay my taxes and follow him!" Just like how TV was the go to for boomers, streaming is the go to for zoomers. He says what normalfags think, but they are not allowed to say.
Anonymous No.714882995 >>714883075 >>714883953 >>714888712 >>714891163
What happens to Uma when they start losing races?
Anonymous No.714883075
>>714882995
They β€œretire”
Anonymous No.714883953
>>714882995
they retire and get knocked up by their trainer
Anonymous No.714886910
Gachas are too overwhelming for me to play. There are too many UI elements.
Anonymous No.714888712
>>714882995
sent to the butcher for "horse meat"
Anonymous No.714888986 >>714889935
Is there any reason to have you're uma rest before race day? Does energy affect the outcome at all?
Anonymous No.714889935
>>714888986
No, only mood matters for races. But if training doesn't give me a new letter, I rest anyway since it's better to be prepared for after the race in case you only get 1 or 2 turns for the next one.
Anonymous No.714890336 >>714891285
How fucking long are these carreers? What's the point of having stamina when you can't possibly use it quick enough?
Anonymous No.714890521
>>714877858
>>714878565
this
Anonymous No.714890565 >>714891206
best girl best song
Anonymous No.714891013 >>714939330 >>714945227
my dream game is something near exactly like this in gameplay style and structure but with anime boxing cat girls
Anonymous No.714891147
>>714877986
just gooned bros
Anonymous No.714891163
>>714882995
they become breeding mares
Anonymous No.714891206 >>714891363 >>714891565 >>714891795
>>714890565
wait is this a horse racing game or an idol game?
Anonymous No.714891285
>>714890336
>How fucking long are these carreers
Takes me 30 minutes
Anonymous No.714891363
>>714891206
Yes.
Anonymous No.714891565
>>714891206
You know how in real horse racing there's a tradition for the winning horse to be posed in a circle after race, in Uma Musume that tradition got transplanted as basically the horsegirl holding her idol concert after winning.
Anonymous No.714891795 >>714892090
>>714891206
When they win they get on stage to perform a song and a dance
Anonymous No.714892090
>>714891795
IRL horse racing people could learn a thing or two about this gimmick.
Anonymous No.714892223 >>714892771 >>714894541 >>714896626 >>714917253 >>714917961
>>714882932
>Have you ever heard of Bill Burr?
Bill Burr is not a ZOGbot and can actually crack jokes.
https://youtu.be/rGrdzQevp4I
Anonymous No.714892228
>>714861110 (OP)
I dont watch Mongoloid but is he whaling or something? I watched someone stream it yesterday and it just looks like a gacha.
Anonymous No.714892347
>>714861110 (OP)
why would you ever want this guy to notice your game
Anonymous No.714892421
>>714875374
gonna cry, bitch baby?
Anonymous No.714892771
>>714892223
>not a ZOGbot
>married a sheboon
>got cucked with another mans kid
>put dog down because sheboon demanded it
>whole act now is 'ypeepo is bad and dumb'
Patrice would slap the shit out of Bill if he was still alive.
Anonymous No.714892773 >>714905502
Stop fucking shilling this garbage already, disgusting weebtroon.
Anonymous No.714893001
The West has fallen, even haters of anime are playing this GOTY. Twitch has been taken over.

We lost
Anonymous No.714894439
Even the smallest mare clitoris is the size of your average human thumb!
Anonymous No.714894541
>>714892223
when is Freiren getting a gacha game?
Anonymous No.714894610
>>714877858
he’s backed by kikes
Anonymous No.714895553 >>714896513 >>714912891
never thought I'd be this jealous about someone I've never met
Anonymous No.714895940
>>714880429
always has been
Anonymous No.714896379
>>714861214
Based flippy blippy
Underage retards that get their political opinions from a wow addict that lives in a garbage pile will get mad at this
Anonymous No.714896513 >>714899949
>>714895553
is this NTR?
Anonymous No.714896519
I want to fuck Gold Ship
Anonymous No.714896626
>>714892223
>”not a ZOGbot”
>every other joke is about Christianity or the typical β€œhaha us whites are so lame, am i right, my fellow white people?”
>the other half of his β€œjokes” are just him talking about how miserable and angry he is while inserting β€œfuck” into every sentence because he’s incapable of being funny without swearing
>raising another man’s kid
doesn’t take much to impress you, does it?
Anonymous No.714896847 >>714942331
sweaty kiseki
Anonymous No.714898775
https://x.com/Nikolini_/status/1941586128718442542
Anonymous No.714898827
>>714869146
Thanks for the laugh anon.
Anonymous No.714899174
>>714869670
Almost perfect
> Steak should be rare.
Anonymous No.714899272
>>714869614
1
4
F
Anonymous No.714899730
>>714861110 (OP)
>dude just having fun in a video most people including him would have forgotten by the next day
>group of retards start crying about it making it into a big deal
These people are their own worst enemy.
Anonymous No.714899834
>>714861214
Fpbp
Anonymous No.714899948
>>714870498
you lose
losers lose and rage on a containment board such as this. At least you know your place bot.
Anonymous No.714899949 >>714925142
>>714896513
>all of your favorite umas have been ridden dozens of times by another man
Anonymous No.714899994
>>714869146
second panel, left eye
Anonymous No.714900190
>>714877858
Real reason: no ads. Twitch forces you to watch obnoxious ads every five seconds and asmon is the only streamer who keeps them turned off, which apparently costs twitch so much money that they forced him to start accepting subs again.
Anonymous No.714900374 >>714901493
>asmongoloid
Woke musume gaslit shills are not sending their best kek
Anonymous No.714901493 >>714906680
>>714900374
how is it woke?
Anonymous No.714902286
>>714861214
fuck off commie asmon is /v/ culture
Anonymous No.714903002
>>714861110 (OP)
So this game is just Asmongold?
Anonymous No.714903190 >>714905639 >>714907087 >>714907189
who are you guys rooting for in the ludwig tournament? im all in on NL no cap he’s goated
Anonymous No.714904132 >>714942617
>>714880896
Unironically this.
Usually, /v/ is fucking retarded and just slaps "FotM" label on literally every single even mildly successful indie project, but what's happening to uma musume can only be described as a short-lived (and possibly manufactured) craze.
Anonymous No.714905502
>>714892773
lol
Anonymous No.714905639
>>714903190
>ludwig tournament
The what now?
Anonymous No.714905676
>>714861110 (OP)
Lol night media going crazy with the promotion of this pawn i know this nigga isnt the only one playing this bullshit
Anonymous No.714905793
>>714869614
13a
Anonymous No.714905889
>>714861110 (OP)
>MAKWEEN is his waifu
good choice 2bh
Anonymous No.714906418
>>714866517
I'm watching Shizuku now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NfaqdkUASw
Anonymous No.714906474 >>714906551
>>714861110 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
Anonymous No.714906551
>>714906474
bibimbo babes?
Anonymous No.714906680
>>714901493
Burka swimsuits
Anonymous No.714906716
>>714861214
Anonymous No.714907087 >>714915872
>>714903190
yessir
Anonymous No.714907189 >>714909156 >>714916095
>>714903190
I'm betting on mang0
Anonymous No.714907268
Teioooooooo!
Anonymous No.714907398
>>714869614
1 1 A
Anonymous No.714909156
>>714907189
too soon
Anonymous No.714909318
This is no place for a horse
Anonymous No.714909526
>>714861214
You could simply navigate to a thread more your liking. Perchance.
Anonymous No.714909534
I'm so hungry I could...
Anonymous No.714909643 >>714909837
>>714861214
This but unironically
Anyone engaging with this thread deserves to die.
Anonymous No.714909837 >>714914791
>>714909643
you first then
Anonymous No.714910286
>>714869614
3 3 and fuck coffee
Anonymous No.714912891
>>714895553
he probably already had one
Anonymous No.714913353
>>714868317
troonmongold

Claims he gave up on any self respect after his shower stream as if he wasn't a raging AGP from the beginning
Anonymous No.714913657
>>714880540
retards say "new trend = psyop" like they can't notice it. Only obese weebs come up with this defense for their flashy animated cartoon female attention stand-ins
Anonymous No.714913850
>>714871852
reddit wont let you type kill yourself on /r/asmongold so you come here to do it?
Anonymous No.714913968
>>714881852
He's very vocal about waiting to play MANLY MEN in video games like he doesn't enjoy playing girls off stream, has to boast his masculinity so no one knows he's AGP
Anonymous No.714914716
>>714861110 (OP)
this is why you don't put mobile slop on steam
Anonymous No.714914791
>>714909837
Did I stutter? You worthless imbecile
Anonymous No.714914845
>>714861460
Undertale has been flavor of the month... for 9 years?
Anonymous No.714915016 >>714934562
>>714869146
>onii-chan
>not trainer-san
this faggot has never actually watched any of their shows, huh?
Anonymous No.714915783
It's cool seeing people like NL, Chiblee, and Apollo get actually invested since they're outside the target audience
Most other people just seem like bandwagoners. Especially roaches like ludwig and asmongold
Anonymous No.714915872
>>714907087
>mistrains his ace
>his supportsluts end up outperforming massively in practice
>gets 10th out of like 16
That was just sad man.
Anonymous No.714916072
>>714861214
fpbp
Anonymous No.714916095
>>714907189
slime has always been an insufferable leftist + in the smash cult but him brushing off the mango shit was the last straw for me. there's only so much you can get away with just for being the only funny person in the smash community
Anonymous No.714916142
>>714881797
>he gets to hang out with Emiru, and play sexy games
Sorry, but you're gay if you wouldn't
Anonymous No.714916170
>>714861214
fpbp
Anonymous No.714916181
>>714861214
An actually Fuppy Buppy?
It is crazy how rent free he lives in these peoples heads. I remember checking out the Umamusume Steam discussions and there were tons of threads that were like "PACK IT IN YALL ASMON PLAYED UMAMAUSUMEM!!!!"
Like holy fuck, who cares, go the fuck outside, get real problems and responsibilities you fucking 15 year olds
Anonymous No.714916234 >>714916719 >>714917034
I THINK HORSE GIRLS RACING SUCKS
Anonymous No.714916378
>>714869614
1 -2 I hate coffee
Anonymous No.714916719
>>714916234
fred didn't say this
Anonymous No.714916823
>>714861110 (OP)
Locked-out mer
Anonymous No.714916956 >>714941561
>>714861110 (OP)
I will now check this game out since AsmonGOD recommends it. Should be free of the woke mindvirus shitting up media.
Anonymous No.714917034 >>714926119
>>714916234
reported to the Yakuza
Anonymous No.714917104
>>714861110 (OP)
>every streamer who played it played for only approx 2 hours
im noooticing
Anonymous No.714917253
>>714892223
>Bill Burr is not a ZOGbot
LMFAO
Anonymous No.714917393
>>714861214
FPBP
/v/ has been fucking dead for so long now, it's so boring.
Anonymous No.714917540
>>714880406
Holy trvthnvke
Anonymous No.714917630
I got Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower
am I bricked?
Anonymous No.714917961
>>714892223
Dude became a bigger cuck comedian than Louis CK.
Anonymous No.714920801
Personabros...
Anonymous No.714921270
>>714861214
FPBP
Anonymous No.714921857
>>714861214
holy based
Anonymous No.714923890 >>714944905
tachyon is based
Anonymous No.714924962 >>714925990
Nothernlion says waifus is misogynistic, so you guys, you need to stop being soo weird, it's hurting his feelings.
Anonymous No.714925142
>>714899949
maybe you should've chosen horse owner as a career then, huh?
Anonymous No.714925319
blatant advertisement
Anonymous No.714925346
>>714868317

best post in the thread
Anonymous No.714925471 >>714925558
nice game bluekeks
Anonymous No.714925558 >>714928514
>>714925471
I thought Persona was 10 times more popular with how obnoxious the fanbase is and how many remakes Fatlus pumps out.
Anonymous No.714925712
horseshit musume will never be relevant outside japan
Anonymous No.714925876 >>714926138 >>714933370
Which song should I play in the jukebox?
Anonymous No.714925990 >>714926049 >>714926330
>>714924962
I don't even know who that is. Some MLPfan or something? Yeah, don't care. My Osakan wife is beautiful and you can't do anything to stop me from loving her. You can try but that would only out you as a faggot.
Anonymous No.714926049
>>714925990
That's not very bald and Canadian of you.
Anonymous No.714926119
>>714917034
I THINK THE YAKUZA SUCKS
Anonymous No.714926138
>>714925876
Bakushin
Anonymous No.714926201
>>714861214
FPBP + sage + OP is a faggot
Anonymous No.714926257 >>714928383 >>714929723
This game bricked my PC. I clicked on a skill description and u got a black screen in windows and it refuses to start back up. Bet it was the Yakuza but I'm feeling suicidal now
Anonymous No.714926304
>gets carried in every wow achievement
>has to jump ship
>suddenly duude i love dark souls, ninja gaiden, monhun, nioh, whatever /v/ slurps up or is trendy
>hasn't finished any of them and one of them caused an existential hiatus
most obvious grifter in gaming and niggers will fall for it
Anonymous No.714926330
>>714925990
Tama is so cool.
Anonymous No.714926561 >>714931396 >>714931628 >>714935778
>>714877401
>Best horse game in the market
>Genuinely good character designs
>Personalities have impact on gameplay
>Deep training mechanics with roguelite elements
>High production values and polished animations
>Anime tie-ins deepen emotional investment
>Real-life racehorse lore adds authenticity
>Idol performances after races = unique spectacle
>Regular updates and events keep it fresh
>Massive fan art and meme culture boost visibility
>Hololive and VTuber streams amplified exposure
>Cross-media synergy: anime, manga, concerts, merch
>Emotional storytelling (e.g. Silence Suzuka arc)
>Gacha system with strategic depth, not just luck
>Community-driven hype and theorycrafting
>Viral songs like β€œUmapyoi Densetsu” on TikTok
>Cygames’ reputation for quality gacha experiences
Yeah... totally a mystery
Anonymous No.714928383
>>714926257
How does your PC fail to run a phone game
Anonymous No.714928445
>>714861214
fpbp
Anonymous No.714928514 >>714932253
>>714925558
atlus fans have standards and dont play gacha shit
Anonymous No.714928872
>>714868317
One joke.
Anonymous No.714929723
>>714926257
works on my machine
Anonymous No.714930038
>>714877401
Novelty of not being a fantasy open world slop nor shooter slop plus meme novelty of horses turned into anime girls
Anonymous No.714931396 >>714933382
>>714926561
>>Cygames’ reputation for quality gacha experiences
Anonymous No.714931628 >>714933382
>>714926561
>Cygames’ reputation for quality gacha experiences
l-lol?
Anonymous No.714931896
>>714861110 (OP)
Got unbanned in time to say FPBP
Anonymous No.714931916
Anyone willing to give me a QRD? I keep seeing the game pop up and I've ignored it entirely until now. I assumed it was like that old goofy japanese game where you pick a race horse and it plays a silly animation showing if it won or not
Anonymous No.714931989
>>714861214
Got unbanned in time to say FPBP
Anonymous No.714932253
>>714928514
If they have standard then Persona wouldn't get more remakes than new games.
Anonymous No.714932379
This is a horse's foot.
Anonymous No.714932654
>>714869614
3
5
C

The key to perfect toast is to get it golden deep brown and then immediately butter the shit out of it the second it leaves the toaster, so it all melts into the toast.
Anonymous No.714933235
>>714881870
Cygames are ultra jews, they don't ever pay streamers, the usual FGC club desperately tried to appeal to them during Granblue Versus only for Cygames to completely ignore them, they only talk with tourney organisers. I'm pretty sure that on top of the fad status Uma is getting somehow, some of the streamers are hoping they are like Mihoyo and will start giving them money to keep playing.
Anonymous No.714933293
>>714861110 (OP)
cool!

so whats the gameplay like?
Anonymous No.714933316 >>714933697 >>714934160 >>714934353
If you have Super Creek *and* Fine Motion which one is actually better to put up as your support card
Anonymous No.714933323
>>714861214
did some guy just spam fpbp on multiple ips there's no way people here care about asmon this much
Anonymous No.714933370
>>714925876
Bakushin
Anonymous No.714933382
>>714931628
>>714931396
I said what I said. Sorry, not sorry
Anonymous No.714933405
cute horse girls
Anonymous No.714933697
>>714933316
Most people aim for SC so FM should be rarer and thus a better support, unless you have dupes of SC.
Anonymous No.714933986 >>714934180
Do you get a SSR support card from finishing rice shower's chapter 2 story?
Anonymous No.714934160
>>714933316
I have both and mostly use fine motion over creek way more often. So far only used creek for Gold Ship's career and still lost.
Anonymous No.714934180
>>714933986
Yes
Anonymous No.714934352
>>714869614
2
3
N/A
Anonymous No.714934353
>>714933316
Both until MLB SR cards that offer more than no dupe SSR
Anonymous No.714934562
>>714915016
hes jumping on the bandwagon like everyone else
Anonymous No.714934767
>>714861214
Seething mudslime
Anonymous No.714935778 >>714936567
>>714926561
>Gacha system with strategic depth, not just luck
Throwing in random lies will make your other points look untrustworthy too.
Anonymous No.714935861 >>714936375
Am I bricked if I don't finish getting 4 copies of the event card?
Anonymous No.714936375
>>714935861
No. There's barely any difference between lvl 45 and 50.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30025-special-week
Anonymous No.714936449 >>714936781 >>714940583
>>714861110 (OP)
Why are global Uma cucks pretending they're real fans when the actual Uma players were on the JP servers years ago, quit and are now playing the superior gakumas instead
Anonymous No.714936450
>>714861214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaJ5tQWPS9A
Anonymous No.714936508
>>714877858
Because he's breaking the conditioning!
Anonymous No.714936567
>>714935778
You haven't played the game, so you don't even know what you're hating on
Anonymous No.714936639
>>714879675
Not really because I might get other SSRs and SRs that I'm missing.
Anonymous No.714936750
>>714870002
roll
Anonymous No.714936781
>>714936449
This. These fags will quit in a few months tops.
Anonymous No.714937171
>>714861214
FPBP
Fuck this clout chaser, imagine fell for a fake player.
Anonymous No.714939330 >>714939523
>>714891013
This would make more sense with kangaroo girls instead
Anonymous No.714939523 >>714939585
>>714939330
cat girls are infinitely more popular than kangas tho and "cat" is an time honored title to an extremely talented boxer since the old days
Anonymous No.714939585
>>714939523
kangirls*
Anonymous No.714940583
>>714936449
I played it, but you anons wouldn't help me with the english patch so I eventually got bored and moved on
Anonymous No.714940895
>>714869614
5
4
B
Anonymous No.714941192
>cha-cha-chat wheredoIput the bets CHat
Anonymous No.714941561
>>714916956
it is
though it suffers from yakuza censorship
Anonymous No.714942331 >>714942481
>>714896847
>veiny
Anonymous No.714942481
>>714942331
Based veiny booba enjoyer
Anonymous No.714942617
>>714904132
you're right anon. Blue Prince wasn't FotM and it'll win GotY.
Anonymous No.714942660
>>714861110 (OP)
>HorseLORDS we keep WINNING
?
GR15 gone?
Anonymous No.714942719 >>714942945
why did this tranny game blow up in the last week when it's been around for a number of years
Anonymous No.714942945
>>714942719
where have you been? it released on steam exactly 2 weeks ago
Anonymous No.714943973
>>714869614
>how would you like your steak
>still alive thanks
Anonymous No.714944129
>>714861214
FPBP and Agreed, jannies need to start banning these threads
Anonymous No.714944230
>>714868317
'em
Anonymous No.714944271
>>714861214
fippy
/
bippy
Anonymous No.714944437
>>714869614
5 3 D
Anonymous No.714944476
>>714861214
We broke the incest furry schizo finally.
Here's your containment threads I suggest you stay there and never come to /v/ ever again.
>>530445815
>>530513491
Anonymous No.714944665
>>714861214
FPBP.
/Thread.
Anonymous No.714944776
>>714861110 (OP)
Who do you got your money one?
Anonymous No.714944905
>>714923890
agnes my beloved
Anonymous No.714944979
Every time one of the hoerses flicks their ears or swishes their tail my blood sugar spikes
Anonymous No.714945227 >>714945334
>>714891013
If you really like boxing games I strongly recommend pic related.
A boxing/fighting game with anime girls would go hard.
Anonymous No.714945334
>>714945227
my man.
Anonymous No.714945794
>>714869614
5 6 A
Anonymous No.714945886
>>714861214
legitimate question: who watches him? like who sits in his chat and who watches the yt vids? people complain about critikal being very 'grass is green' and on the winning side of every single issue, but this guy basically just comments on whatever the flavor of the DAY is and takes the side his chat is on. on top of that he's self-reported how fucking disgusting he is on several occasions
Anonymous No.714946913