Thread 720504968

>free
>fun
>portable
probably one of the best ways to play this game

Thanks for saving our thread Tendiebros.. I will be buying a switch2 and playing horse girls on it.

there's been a coup on /v/ooners while everyone was distracted with the cm

How your girls doin /v/ros?

>>720504968 (OP)
Yeah, I love playing on my Deck.

>>720504968 (OP)
>barely counts as a video game
>no gameplay
>dogshit

>>720505439
Why the fuck you always LYING about MY CLUB

>>720505501
>Day 1
11-20
>Day 2
10-20

>>720505501
getting slaughtered but not as bad as Taurus cup.

>>720505501
A bit too good. I'm starting to feel bad whenever I go against a non-whale they are my enemies not the F2P.

>>720505648
because /v/oonerzuela is the punching bag of /v/ clubs. Horse MD is like the urara, shit but they just love to…well certainly not run careers but they love to log in at least

*gulp gulp gulp*
Trainer-san, are you having fun with the champ meet?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>720505820
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

>straightaway spurt doesn't activate
>still win against pic related
I can't believe I used so scared of the whales.

>>720505693
They were going to lose anyway. I hope in class A you’re able to take down more whales, keep us posted. No way you dont get gemini plat with those killers

>>720505785
>>720505842
The second place was ahead of a a 1000/1100 Seiun

>>720505874
Are you running her as an end or something? Spurt wont trigger otherwise

Gonna KMS doing more Gemini. Going to just relax and watch horse racing. Everyone's favorite Dirt lot in Iowa just barely started.

I gotta stop queuing right as the reset happens.

>>720506038
No, it's because she has 307 wit.

>>720506116
>He fell into a gaping whale mouth

>>720505501
She won once!

To the person or persons who keep requesting Bakushin on the jukebox: Fuck you.

>>720506116
I just got a 5/5. Now is the best time to queue.

you have a phone

>>720506078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNA8l7cAH0
forgot link

>>720505820
How many acts are there in the rehearsal?

>>720506230
Nope, not buying it cetacean, I'm not getting out of this chair

>>720506234
No Im playing on my Nintendo Switch 2.

>bad in taurus cup
>bad in gemini cup
>not a miler
When is it her time?

>>720505501
>14-5-4-7
>5-11-2-12
>0-0-1-29
Not great. I don't expect to survive Group A next round

>>720506363
>bad

>>720506223
Thanks for reminding me, it's Bakushin time!

>>720506404
Anon I dont know how to read these stats

>>720506363
sorry bro your goat is washed

>>720506363
>not a miler
That's what you think...

>>720506363
She should cut her hair

>>720505501
1 win and 14 losses.
Feel free to laugh at me for daring to believe I could realistically train a decent team instead of getting a bunch of Glue Ships thanks to RNG for the past 2 weeks.

>>720506230
This, for some reason there are way too many B+ shitters around

>>720506556
So do you think cygames asked for the boob windows or the owner?

Win CM for Doto!

>>720506556
>Can't get Seiun
>Won't get Fuji
It's so over, they were the ones I liked the most and I failed them

>>720506498
That's the numbers from ingame
1st place/2nd/3rd/unranked

I think our club has way too many Tachyons

>>720506597
Why would I laugh at you toreina san? You still have one more attempt. What kind of support cards are you running with your umas? The dream isn't dead

>>720506223
You think that's bad, but Sakura Chiyono O isn't even released yet.

>>720506230
>>720506598
>t.

>>720506635
I hope this cow comes home

>>720506704
Ohhhh that’s a good way of doing it, very detailed

>>720505501
bad. 12/25 so far
I just can't train long distance runners even with multiple mlb stam cards, I'll stick to medium and below
t. taurus platinumer

>>720505670
Fucking KEK

>>720506757
So this is the last thing my poor B+ umas see before oblivion.....

I've been scraping by with 3-2s on a 970/1164 golshi paired with evil nature and ass wonder.
The 970 really hurts and is very noticable when I lose but it was stam 1150+ and has spurt and I am so tired of trying to get that spark during inspiration.

>>720505670
>b
>b
>c

Race 3 starting in 13 minutes. Pick the winner!

>>720505670
This has completely ruined the reputation of maya in /vma/

0-5 again today, makes it 1-19 so far

>>720505670
Mayano Im gonna need you to hold on to bofa deez

>>720495689
I FINALLY GOT MY FOURTH 3*

>>720507081
>Monday Disastur
The enemy of marvelous sunday....

>>720507081
Monday Disastur!!

>>720507081
Isn't Roy Hobs or something with a similar name in the game?

>>720507164
Nice, URA spark too

>>720506729
3LB Kita
2LB Tosho
3LB Hishi
MLB Taishin
3LB McQueen
MLB Creek borrow
Is what I've been trying to run. Sometimes replaced Taishin with MLB Haru so I can at least get a 3rd gold Stam skill since my Gold Ship's potential is only 3.
Haven't been able to train any other umas because I keep wasting all my borrows trying to get SOMETHING out of Gold Ship but these careers have kept bending me over.

>>720507136
Brutal

>>720507217
Zenno Rob Roy the tittymonster

>>720507136
If it helps, this might be a blessing in disguise like for Taurus cup when you hit B. At least that's how I'm coping.

>>720507164
>Good whites
>Good pink
>Good blues
Congrats!

>>720507081
Hush Money

i want to fuck the horses

>>720506650
You don't know that yet anon

>>720507081
>Monday Disastur (formerly Marvelous Sunday)

>>720507217
Rob Roy. Has a decent SR Stam for Pacers and Late Surgers. She's also a shortstack.

>>720507297
tomboy with big tits is such a great trope

>>720506410
Well she ain't good

>>720507387
The forgotten protagonist… what was her name again?

>>720507508
tokyo tower...

>>720507297
Yes I do, my Seiun pulls have been shit and I can't afford to keep going if I want to have carats for future events

>Fukukitaru gets blocked three times in a row and fails out of the URA Finale
>but she gave me 3* groundwork sparks
This wily shrine kitsune...

>>720507460
Word

>>720505501
>my shitter hnoses can actually eke out a win here and there
better than expected

>>720507238
>3LB hishi
I assume you don't have a legacy to pass down spurt? Your decks pretty good. It mostly sound like RNG has really been fucking you over. Do you have any leftover money? I hate to say it but makween is pretty horrible so if you could replace her with even a LB2 cafe/maya I think your runs would go much smoother. Additionally I think taishin is really bad cuz she has no special priority, do you have maybe another speed card like eisin flash? Still don't get discouraged. Maybe post your golshi to see what stats and skills she has?

>>720507508
Touchy Tetas

>>720507460
that’s a horse anon.

>>720505501
Good enough for open league I guess.

Is the water clear yet? I need to do my runs.

>>720507508
Trainer Drainer

>>720507929
That’s pretty darn good considering those stats

>>720507980
Waters good anon! jump on in

>>720507980
Wait 5 more hours.

>>720505501
My only ace is my goldshi and she has a 80% win rate over the last two days. I think if I can make it to A finals, I should be able to win it all.

>>720504968 (OP)
>free
it's a gacha game
>fun
doesn't have gameplay therefore can't be fun
>portable
phone games aren't real games

Anon? Why do you still have a borrow left?

>>720505820
Mating press

>>720508145
It’s on the Nintendo Switch 2 now though. It’s an official game!

>>720507217
Congrats anon! #5 Roy Hobs wins!

>>720507775
I actually do have Spurt sparks but RNG has been fucking me so much that having Hishi in the deck has become insurance, and even then it's not a guarantee.
I have both MLB Maya and Cafe, I just thought I was supposed to be getting Cooldown.
I also have an Eishin but it's 1LB.
No real point in posting my Gold Ships because their stats are just all over the place trying to get the high Stam meme.
My parents and grandparents all have Long except 1 3* Turf, decent Stam and Speed sparks but I've maybe gotten 3 Long S and 1 Turf S to proc out of that entire time. Absolutely frustrating.

Today was fucking brutal for me. So here's some BEST GIRL!

>>720508234
Mating Press is a good horse name

>>720508212
You keep saying this but you are ALWAYS wrong. My stamina stays depleted, my borrows evaporated instantly PHONY geneshit.

>>720507460
>>720507645
Crazy how Fuji is smaller than Ryan and Ticket but she is the one bursting buttons, I think she does it on purpose, maybe compensating or something

>>720505501
Worse than Taurus.
Im shit at building longs in the first place and I burned all my TP trying to make a good long runner only for the only run with acceptable stats to proc ZERO super creek events.

>>720508318
Ah yes, leaving work to come home to some NTR.

>>720508318
>best girl
>ntr
wrong pic?

>>720508305
KEK I WON WITHOUT TRYING

You wouldnt download a HORSE would you anons?

>>720505501
>throw three pace chasers in
>they somehow win games

>>720508318
She looks really cute here above anywhere else.

Now on the Nintendo Switch TWOOOO!

Are ya eatin’ your veggies, son?

>>720508678
Sure am toreina
*wink*

>>720508678
Only if they're soaked in ranch and anxiety like a real gamer dinner should be.

>>720508312
Seems like you might be momentarily cursed anon. Not to worry, we will begin the bad luck purge ritual. It's simple, you must use matikanefukukitaru as a sacrificial lamb to shiraoki-sama. Start a career with her and ONLY train guts, make sure she races every 7 turns. Once she is inevitably slain shiraoki-sama will smile at you again.

Race 4 in 14 minutes. Pick'em!

>>720508212
RAPE

>>720508895
Promised Oath, for I made an oath to always believe in my umas

>>720508882
Alright, might as well. Luck be with me.

>>720508312
Here's what you do. Ditch mcqueen and use MLB cafe. With your deck 1000/1000/900 is not out of the question. Dont bother with thr second gold recovery no one is running debuffers. Try to get stamina eater from cafe that should be enough with maestro. Then do your carat run to hope you make it to group A

>>720508678
heh

>>720508895
Higher Path

>>720509146
I'll try this too. Thanks.

>>720505785
STOP BARGING INTO THE ROOM AND STEALING FOOD FROM THE FRIDGE

>>720508895
Promised oath sounds cool so that one

genuinely what is the appeal of NTR aside from having a funny name and a well animated crying scene

>>720508624
Amazing that is the one thing that is preventing this thread of 404 how

>>720509310
Blonde umas are cute and her forehead is very kissable.

>>720508895
lockets rocket

>>720505785
I'm having a lot of close races so yeah, I'm having fun. Now if you could kindly go back to your dorm seiun this is the 4th time this week

>>720504968 (OP)
>fun
nope

>>720508895
Wicked Hot Foot

>>720508895
For me it's Higher Path

>>720509310
No bra

HOW MANY CARATS ARE WE GETTING FROM THE 22ND ONWARDS CYGAMES I NEED TO PLAN OUT MY WARCHEST AAAAA IM CALCOOOOOLATING

>>720506282
3, and you may need to do a few parts over to get it right.

>>720508895
let's go Dixie

>>720508348
>Tomboy who nevertheless wants to have huge tits but won't admit it but dresses as if she does
Now that's kino

>>720508312
Are you borrowing your legacies? It could be a compatibility issue. If you're not out of borrows you could try running a similar but different parent. I was bricking my golshi runs until I noticed that I had golshi herself as a grandparent so my affinity bonus got killed. Switched it up and I got golden inspiration the first time

>>720509418
ANAL

>>720508318
Pretty weird to see another NTRfag out in the wilds
Usually I am here by myself

>>720509532
she has my favorite footwear desu

>best run I've ever had
>get to URA Finale season
>go to start buying skills
>see Maestro didn't finish
>neither did Cooldown
>get so pissed off forgot to even buy skills at all at the end
I just never can get fucking lucky I hate this fucking game.

>>720509310
She represent every generic NPC uma out there. If she can win, so can they.

>>720508348
>>720509582
nothing a few more pregnancies can't solve

I WILL get into A-Group in Cancer Cup.

>>720509310
It’s for people who love girls with massive fiveheads, dont even try to understand

>>720509679
Now we are talking

>>720509648
more like Gold Shit, amirite?

>>720509608
There are multiple of us! The agenda must be spread

>>720509686
Strong grass but you want more abilities and mile S
you got time

>>720509686
>BOFA

>>720509806
>>720509608

>when you encounter a NTRbro in an unlikely place

>>720509608
>38k carats
Everytime I see a JPfag they always have one or more sparks on standby. What's up with that? does the average player just never pull

>>720509679
>>720509780
>>720509870
What's her relationship Traina-san? Might roll for her

>>720509592
Yeah, just checked and the one I'm borrowing has a Golshi grandparent. I'll switch it up. Got my whole 3 borrows left to go for today, too.
Just sucks because that borrow has 6* Spurt sparks with a 3* Narita skill and a 2* Rudolph skill.

but is there any digifags?

>>720509648
Anon I know it sucks but I cracked up when I enlarged that image. Something about the singular spurt by itself

>>720510009
Only when operafags post

>>720509608
>Uma JP

Explain to me how NTR isn't just a slightly different blonde Special Week.

>>720509886
Bofa what? BOFA WHAT??

>>720510009
we're here >>720487459

>>720509993
You can find a narita borrow with spurt and good blue sparks on the usual sites

absolutely dusted

This is your overlord?

>>720510061
For starter, she isn't shit like Spe.

>>720510009
Right here brother I rep THE STRONGEST THE SUCCESSOR OF SECRETARIAT

>>720509572
#5 Dixie one wins via Front Running. Promised Oath made a late surge but Dixie surged on her own towards the end.

>>720510009
you rang?

>>720510061
She’s a slightly more boring special week. If she had a different set of initials she would be much more forgetable

dahby

>>720510009
She's cute and I plan on rolling for her, but it's hard to properly get attached when she isn't out yet

>>720510207
Broken promise…

>>720510009
She's probably top 6/7 in the list of 7 umas I want from here to the rerun banner

>>720510241
Who is this and what's her deal?

Fucking Amerilards and their Secretariat Shilling. Secretariat KNEELS to Kincsem

I entered this glue horse as a joke because she got Straightaway Spurt, she won 3 times and now I have to compete in whale central, fuck my chud life

>>720510247
!!!

>>720509993
>borrowing has a Golshi grandparent.
Oh yeah that will do it, you're missing out on 30-40 points of affinity. I promise you your inspirations will be much better once you fix that inbreeding

>>720510247
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

you cant just say dahby thobeit

STOP OR IM GOING TO CRY

>>720510350
lol

>>720510351
Incest bad, got it.

I THINK THE JAPANESE DERBY SUCKS

>>720510337
Did they have horse eugenics autism back then?

any particular debuffers good for the cancer cm? Gonna try to train early this time

UUWAAAAH TORAINA THIS ISN'T THE DAHBY BUT I WON ANYWAY AREN"T YOU HAPPY???!

>2 NTR fans
>1 special week fan (the other died choking on a chicken bone)
>potentially thousands of agnes digital fans depending on if an Operafag posts
>0 Admire vega fans (Probably all died in a bus crash)
Am I missing anything?

>>720510207
Frontrunners stay goated

It's extremely funny to me how Winning Ticket used to be the least posted playable uma, but then suddenly DAAAHBYYYYposting sprung up and she immediately became a staple of these threads

>>720510591
I like the green in her ears

>>720510591
the wonders of getting her own story mode chapter.

>>720510346
I told you guise literally all you needed was spurt and enough stamina not to gas, its insane how good it is. Your Turf S acceleration boost is probably helping, but that speed will get you in trouble. Still, you have 40 attempts to win ONE game to make it to B finals, you can do this. It’s much more forgiving this time around

>>720510591
Notice how curren is so forgettable he forgot about how curren is the least posted uma

>>720510591
I was just thinking the same thing.
Wonder who the next big Umeme will be?

>>720510591
DAAAAHBYposting has done wonders to rehabilitate the image of Winning Ticket

>>720510591
I don't like to use any of the 1 or 2 stars I don't have the outfit for yet, I'm guessing others maybe share this too, since her popularity kind of exploded around her legend race

>>720510207
rocket to the glue factory...

>>720510591
She has giant tits for someone that size.

>>720510549
You forgot about the teiobros…they are somewhat temperamental

>>720510687
I do this. I've ran a few, but am still saving many for outfit unlocks.

>>720510719
I really like some of the beta outfits its a shame you can't unlock them

>>720510591
>Everyone used to hate her because her career was hard
>Everyone gets good at the game
>Suddenly everyone loves her
How much people like a given character is typically linked to enjoyability in gameplay. Hence all the Bakushin O love

>>720510543
Champions Dahby W

Race 5 in 13 minutes. Mile! Who is the winner?!

>>720510591
Winning Ticket has huge tits.

>>720510726
Teiobros were one of the early populations of tra/v/en academy, but they went completely extinct after
>AW MAN

>>720510661
oh no no no curren bros our response?
...
...where are my curren bros?

>>720510757
I am forever annoyed that Creek won't ever get this outfit ever again.

>now that it's on the switch threads won't get nuked
hope another hack and leak happens

>>720510841
CAM ON MULITCH

WAAAAAAAAAAAH TORIENA-SAN *sniff* T-THEY SAID T-THE *sniff* DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHBBBYYYYYY SUCKS *sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>720510841
TANGO
MIKE
MIKE

>>720510848
They all got filtered by taurus

>>720505820
just keep calling her cute

>>720510904
Why dont you just go do something you enjoy instead stupid monkey

>>720510841
Moonlight Road

>>720509358
now that it's on nintendo platform it's a cultural phenomenon or whatever

>>720510591
Winning ticket as a whole will always make me giggle cuz It always reminds me of that anon who said she'd be an awful fuck cuz she'd be crying mid stroke about how condom-san was working so hard

>>720510528
Traditional debuffers aren't very impactful in short races. If you want to murder other peoples' aces in CM3 you want a front-runner with maxed out power and wit to stop everyone else from activating angling and scheming.

Feels good to be part of the phenomena now
Fuck it, we deserve a sticky as a celebration!

>>720511028
Anon...

>>720511160
gotcha, thank you

can I hoard these entry tickets and use them all at round 2?

Why does my Golshi without straightaway spurt (but masterful gambit) and slightly better stats have a higher winrate than my Golshi with straightaway spurt

>>720510851
This design will always be better than the one we got i don't know why they got rid of it

>>720511154
Lovingly holding tickezo during her post coitus cries

>>720504968 (OP)
>>720505079
>>720508624
Can you post an eShop link?

>>720510841
I read cloudy holiday as chuddy holiday at first so him
>>720511028
scratched

>>720510848
i keep getting drained

>>720511202
>>720511285
FUCK

>>720511230
No, you want to use your tickets up. No benefit to saving them

>>720511230
You you only need to hoard two tickets

>>720511230
you can only enter 4 times a day no matter wgat so the best you can do is save tickets so you don't have to pay the 30-carat fee but it's probably not worth it

What if you had a conversation with Winning Ticket about the derby? How would she react?

>>720510848
How is Curren forgettable? She is always getting posted as a slut because anons are horny for her and she is horny for (us)

>>720511046
but i enjoy these threads dunno if my disdain for jannies wasn't clear

>>720511245
Gold heals not proccing/ low stam? Is the other golshi a witlet? cuz If she’s gassing then that spurt wont do anything for her

>>720511245
Because uma is a luck based game.

>>720511369
Incoherent screeching that vaguely sounds like language.

>>720511230
no you should always enter 4 times, paying carats is worth it
>>720511364
stop spreading misinformation to clueless anons...

>>720510848
I can't forget Curren when she's trying to jump me every time I log in.

>>720511418
Actually she only has Maestro and Stam eater, kek, it's an anomaly but hey as long as it works

>on Steam
>on Switch 2
>in your pocket
Umabros, are we legit now? Are we finally allowed to post about this global and cultural phenomenon without being persecuted?

>Thread is comfy, funny and fast
Whatever anon came up with the Nintendo idea is a genius

bros is winning ticket ok?

>>720504968 (OP)
>free
>portable
sure. I mean its a smartphone game

>fun
...

>>720511462
maybe I could have worded it better but I literally said it's not worth it to save tickets

>>720511396
Is she showing this to... me?

>>720511542
She's good

>>720511571
nope

>>720511462
>no you should always enter 4 times, paying carats is worth it
Is the participation prize that good?

>>720510591
Do you guys think the first Dahbyposter looks at his creation like Oppenheimer?

Just posting a comfy shot of the track that I saw.

>>720511689
Oh..

>>720510847
They used to be /v/ma's most notorious shitposters until one post devastated their reputation forever. makes you wonder if satono diamond did it to wipe teio off the map. even mcqueen gets posted more

>>720511691
it's a single daily's worth of carats that you can get back, always

>>720511396
I'll never stop being upset that this whore threw herself at everyone but me

Seriously though, how would you deal with training a uma that constantly crying?

>>720511760
I still remember the time they made that anon use his ticket on her

>>720511834
It's better this way anon, she drained my semen but also all my luck, my pulls have been garbage ever since this day

>>720511760
The face of the franchise will rise again. We are watching

>>720511114
#2 Moonlight Road wins, via Late Surge.

>watch winning ticket proc her unique and straightaway acceleration at the same time and get passed by goldship

UUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *sniff*

>>720511884
Try and direct those emotions into training and a drive to win. Ticket's passion is one of the strongest parts of her racing and you help funnel that a bit to help her race. Though she'd probably be so attached to you once her career is over you're practically forced to marry her.

>S tier
MayaGODS
>A tier
DAHBY, BAKUSHIN, Opera, Vegetables and neichaposters
>B tier
Urarabros, NTR, digital and tomboyposters, el caca pasa and grass wonder rapists
>C tier
oguri crappers, teiofags, special chuddies and makweens
>F tier
Golkeks

Bait used to be believable.

>>720511557
>fun
just a buzzword after all…

>>720512201
I don't care that Oguri has one joke, it's funny and I laugh every time.

>>720511946
She kind of a bitch to Kitasan Black

My Neicha is bretty good in terms of the amount of debuffs she has, even if she gets gassed, I have a 3rd slot I could redo, I was thinking of either Tachyon (sub-3 stars) or Anime McQueen (I've heard she's shit) which one would you recommend?

Hoping to post some OC tomorrow

>>720505501
18/2.
Haven't started the day 2, gotta switch my Oguri to other umas.

>>720512201
>no Mambo

>>720512380
yay!

>>720505501
Kinda bad but I got into group A.

>>720512201
>t. just got prolapsed 40 times in a row in gemini cup

>>720512201
>Every single placement is wrong
Wew

>>720512201
you can tell a temu operafag made this list because he put every face of the franchise below him

>>720505501
My Gold Ship has a 70% winrate and has only lost to other Gold Ships with the same stat spread and one single Narita Taishin.

Race 6 in 11 minutes. Mile with mares and fillies. Pick ur grl.

>>720512201
>No Dotochads
Seems we are not notable enough yet....

>>720512201
Tomboys are good though

>>720512690
Hardly Mischievous

>>720512743
Doto is too comfy for such ranking systems

>>720512690
shabam shalom brother

>>720512743
Opera fags steal the spotlight whenever Doto is meantioned

>>720512771
Specially the stacked ones

>>720512743
Afraid about talking about him. Haru going out like that. Fat Wonder was flirting with death tho.

>>720512894
why does she wear argie colors

>>720512894
Cute paul weller haircut daughter

>>720504968 (OP)
>reddit the gacha game

I'm pretty satisfied with going to group B and avoiding the cetaceans, I think I might just not play anymore because last time I got sent to group A by accident and it was terror there

What style do you guys usually use during mayano's career? She keeps jobbing when I train her.

Is she a main eventer?

>>720512201
>Made the list
Lets go Chud!

>>720513059
she will be in the next CM
literal best pick

uh-oh, Spe posters are getting confident again.

>>720513012
>front runner
For the early run
>pace chaser
For 90% of the run and ura finale.
>late surger and end closer
For the last two races you need to win anyway to get to the ura finale

>>720512149
>practically forced to marry her.
She is probably too busy thinking about DERRRRBY unironcially.

Special Week should have bigger tits and act slu-
>
Special Week should have bigger tits

>>720513012
Front is the safest for careers but she seems inconsistent. Sometimes I switch her to end and it works. Not sure what her problem is but it might have to do with her unique not going off as a front. Pace might be worth a shot

>>720513165
>literal best pick
Oh yeah?

>>720513201
she WILL win the /v/ictory stakes or my name isnt toreina-san

>>720513264
That's why I said after her career.
>ywn take your wife and daughters every year tp watch the DAAAHHBYY

>>720513076
>running grass
What the hell are you doing

>>720512894
>mini jacket
>tucked baseball(?) jersey
>that thing with the tie that bunny maids use
her clothes are all over the place but somehow it works on her

>>720513374
>he thinks anyone but one of the 4 million roided gold ships will take the throne
Its over.

>>720513059
>Victory for the Steam Iron
What did she mean by this?

>>720513345
>procs victoria por plancha and accelerates into first to steal your angling and scheming
heh, nothin personnel kid...

>>720513546
They are all going to get mega blocked again bro and a meme like fukukitaru will pull out in front again

>>720513226
>>720513304
man this brat needs some mad correction I am losing it

>>720513059
>>720513582
How do I get more stars for her? and don't say THAT

>>720504968 (OP)
> to play this game
> game

>>720513657
>fukukitaru as queen of /v/
Shiraoki-Sama please allow this to happen it would be so fucking funny

>>720513657
The Pace Chaser blob from the past stakes will be turned into an End Closer blob this time

>>720513012
End, but that's mostly because I really like End Closers and Maya is one of the only umas who I can realistically make into one right now

>>720513685
Use your statues

>>720513657
I hope it happens
>front runner mtg steals /v/ictory from golkeks again
only time will tell

>>720513430
she’s there to give spechud some extra motivation. problem?

>>720512690
#3 Chrome Racer wins via pace chase, beating out Marina's Gold

Going to go pass out, there's a few more races with higher stakes but not much. Good luck on your late Round 1 tries and TRADE YOUR SHOES

>>720513447
It's weird that she has a white halter top on as well, underneath the baseball jersey

>>720513657
The only good outcome

>>720513910
err #5 Chrome Racer won. Yeah. I'm sleepy

>>720513828
I don't think that will be enough to get me to 100 but it can close the gap

>>720513909
You shouldn't use Spe's fear of chiggers to motivate her to run. Tazuna is gonna take your trianer license away.

>>720513657
OY NEIGH
SHUT IT DOWN

>>720513909
You're making her win? I'm impressed toreina-san. Truly first rate

dahby?

it's umaover

For me its matifuku proccing super lucky 7 and stealing the win from jobship

AHHHH I DIDN'T WIN A SINGLE RACE
IT'S UMAOVER

I haven't seen any club shilling today. Are they all full again?

The wedding event made me like Kawakami Princess

>>720514050
>”CHIGGERS could be here,” she thought. “I’ve never been to this track before. There could be CHIGGERS anywhere.” The cool wind felt good against her FAT chest. “I HATE CHIGGERS” she thought. “Umapyoi Legend” reverberated the entire jukebox, making it pulsate even as the TP Drink circulated through her cholesterol-clogged veins and washed away her (merited) fear of chestnuts on a racetrack. “With Mejiro Dober, you can fuck anytime you want” she said to herself, out loud.

da chud

>>720514426
Yes

I can't stand Golshi's retarded SHEEEEEESH whistle, it instantly tells me she fucking lost

>>720514426
We’re all busy racing today but if you need to join club better start asking now before the halfway point of the month if you want your rewards.

I'm gonna fucking

>>720514451
>“With Mejiro Dober, you can fuck anytime you want”
fucking kek

>>720505785
Why is this pic so erotic?

>>720514579
I have a club I'm probably gonna wait for next month's recruiting. I'm hopeful gemini will filter my friends for good so I can leave and join my /v/rethren

Easily qualified to Group A for Round 2 but I fear I'll get obliterated.

DO YOUR DAILIES

My Hag Groove will win /v/ictory stakes 2.

>>720514713
It's because it's very intimate and domestic

>>720514736
Yeah I would imagine a few people will burn out quit, just the nature of these things. There will probably be a few openings in each of the clubs

Should I still be bringing the Air Groove card on my parent farming runs if I'm using two parents each with 8* groundwork, or should I be swap it out for a real card to try for 1100+ stats and just hope inspiration works out?

>>720514782
No she won't my mcqueen (I love McQueen!) Will leave your hag in the dust.

>>720514740
see
>>720510652
You have 40 attempts to get 1 (ONE) win.

Harurara has flower eyes too but Bakushin's are definitely prettier

I'm on my 120th Super creek run for a 3 star and I'm actually going insane. Rice / Mcqueen / Rudolf didn't take nearly this fucking long and she's the last one I need for an 18 star legacy

>>720504968 (OP)
>gacha
>pvp
>"generous"
nah, all English speaking gacha players are subhuman southern asians

>8 turns in a row pre-debut with Kitasan either hanging out alone on guts or not showing up at all
Fucking cunt is ruining my run faster than she ruined season 3

>>720514782
I don't know who to pick. My Taishin is a lot stronger, but I like Teio a slight bit more.

>>720515294
>Kitasan in Guts
Is this a 2LB or lower problem? I wonder if MLB bros have this same issue...what with the higher specialty priority she gets at 3LB

>>720515271
>18 star legacy
Jesus christ what kinda pinks do they have? I might need the friend code

>>720514778
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many fans I make a day? I mean, even if I told you you wouldn't believe I'm not a NEET. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly stopped logging in? A club, big enough that it could be listed among /v/'s top goes belly up. Dissapears. It ends up like Horse MD without me.
No, you CLEARLY don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I'm not in danger of getting kicked, anon, I AM the danger. An anon makes 120.000 fans a day and you think that of me? No. I AM the one who GRINDS.

>>720515039
McQueen's been doing wonders for me.

>>720515424
His rise has been nothing short of monumental...

>>720515501
Sovlful team

>>720515384
I'm borrowing an MLB one. I don't usually have this issue, but she's just being a real bitch this run.

>>720515501
Whats her record so far? Show us the champ

>>720514432
I like her because she's a fighter

>>720515415
Unfortunately the pinks aren't great, 4 Mediums and a Pace Chaser. I'm hoping Creek gives a Long or Turf

By 18 star Legacy I mean I own both 9 star legacies without having to borrow any from friends. Mcqueen is 9 star and my Rudolf is 7 star. That's why I'm trying to get Creek a 3 star for the 18 star total.

BWOS I ONLY WON 1 RACE SHOULD HAVE I JUST JOINED OPEN LEAGUE...

>>720515501
i never heard anyone recommending her for gemini, she flew under everyone's radar, she is very consistent and her two weaknesses are not getting both recovery procs and my own goldship overtaking her

How do i make a pace chaser legacy?

>>720515923
Some of the tier lists were putting her pretty high

>>720516001
by using someone who has A in pace chaser. Ideally it's the only thing they have A in so it can't roll a different position

>>720515845
You'll be fine B bro. You just need one win out of 40, B will be less likely to run into whales.

>>720516067
this is also the tier list that painfully overrates how much stamina you actually need

>>720516067
>Taishinfags fell for it again
I'm sure Cancer cup will be your moment this time

>>720516182
Idk, I'm skimping on Stamina and my golshi is dying a lot.

The people who suggested three gold recoveries were pretty smart, because even at 40 wit, if you need both to proc it's about a 60% chance. My "perfect" golshi conversely is winning about 65% of the time. If I had an extra gold heal she'd be a lot more consistent, sitting around 1050ish stamina.

>>720516287
*400 wit lol

>>720515765
>>720515923
I failed making the aces I wanted and forgot I trained her a month ago. Might not win finals but good enough for me.

>>720514432
The wedding event made me wish Hishi Akebono was rollable.

>>720516067
>>720516243
taishinfags gonna get gaslighted again kek

>>720505501
Checkem

>>720516485
This time will SURELY work

>>720516485
>>720516243

Taishin should unironically do better here now that she can dump more into power. I feel the power was fucking her over along with Golshi's unique working pretty good for a long track like this. I don't think Golshi will be as good on the mile course. Taishin will still probably job but should be BETTER

>>720516485
>has stamina as anything below 600 despite the track giving a speed boost for every 300 guts/stam you have

lol, lmao

>>720516485
>MIGHTIEST MILER
>B
????

>>720515424
That was fucking hilarious anon, good shit.

>>720516621
>>>has stamina as anything below 600 despite the track giving a speed boost for every 300 guts/stam you have
Isn't this track dependent? can I get a QRD

>>720516726
it is track dependent, and this IS one of the tracks with it.

>>720507081
Any word if cygames is reaching out to Jocky Club or NTRA?

>>720516653
Taikeks... our wife can't escape B(oob) tier...

>>720516653
We are now in the century of the front runner, Anon.

I am developing what I can only describe as some kind of incel rage towards all the anons that have Seiun Sky and not me

Always check your pool before training, you never know when there will be a super creek looking to drag you under for a game of goo goo babies.

>>720516485
How is the Intelligent Avian S tier if you're not going to be able to get her any distance sparks due to her shit turf aptitude and none of her skills have anything to do with turf.

>>720516836
Sorry bro...

>>720516797
That's interesting, where can I find out more about the track specific bonuses?

>>720516825
Our wife is S tier.
The content creators are trying to gaslight you so you don't train a Taiki and they can get easy wins with theirs.

>>720516849
Is both of her variant good though?

>>720516890
Because her unique is that good for the track

>>720516910
gametora tells you which tracks have them

>>720516243
I'm using Taishin and honestly I'm not dying to Gold Ship often. It feels like a crapshoot if they actually win or just get stuck in 6-8th. No joke, I'm more worried about whaled out McQueens and Seiun Sky.

time to rape unprepared cuties with my double debuffers

>>720516897
Not helping

>>720515384
I have a 3LB Kitasan and she's on Guts at least 50% of the time. It's hell.

>>720517009
So this section?

If im understanding correctly, it's every 300 stats in each category that gives you a boost?

>>720509951
>rent out MLB decks
>unlimited borrows
>can run 2 borrowed parents
>SP points or munies were removed for level ups


If you're oshi isn't on the banner or you already have her, there's zero reason to pull for anything.

I don't care about Seiun I finally got the uma I wanted

>>720517162
Congrats and good luck with her career.

>>720517162
>he pulled the villain
bro...

>>720517147
Yes, and it's also modified by mood so ideally you want just a little bit more than 600/300 for the best results

>>720517162
suddenly i dont feel safe in this thread anymore

>>720517162
THE VELVET SLASHER

>>720517271
Appreciate the heads up anon

>>720516596
Taishin is held back atm since Guts fucking sucks, once the rework kicks in she's gonna be good

>>720516825
Will get MOGGED by Oguri

I was trying to gather some info out of curiosity, do you guys have a list of all the umas you want until the rerun banner? what is your strategy to get them all? hoping for spook, buying selectors, rolling all of them... For me it's
>Seiun
>Fuji
>Summer Maru
>Cafe
>Digitan
>Tamamo
>Oguri Xmas
I think my best bet is saving with a cheeky pull here and there + buying the selectors

>daily pull for 50 paid carats
I guess everybody was right she really is a slut that'll show up for anybody

>my Rudolf with one single recovery skill and not even 1000 stamina or long S is deciding to win today
What the fuck is going on, I only put her in as filler.

>>720516836
How many pulls anon? I'm broke and keep throwing singles at her, a little over 30+. If I don't get her by 40 it's probably over but I'll live

>>720517739
THE BEDBREAKER OF BABYLON...

>>720517767
You running Urara cheese strat or something? that gives everyone a stamina buff. Good/great mood will also give you a stats buff. Maybe you have enough stamina to just make it

>>720504968 (OP)
Uh it's not on the Switch 1? You're telling me it can run Metroid Prime 4, Bayonetta, Zelda and Hitman but it can't handle Uma Musume and Pokopia?

>>720517739
we've all been in her. now its your turn

>>720517895
Here's your Uma port bro

>>720517854
No, I'm not. I'm just running Teio, Rudolf and Taishin. She just decided today she wanted to win.

>>720517739
>Another anon got the slut
>still don't have her
Maybe im cursed

Stop! Moving! Around!

Attention all trainers. Vegetables are now banned from the cafeteria for stunting a witch's growth. That is all.

>win my first 2 races
>Retire to not go in group A

Why avoid group A? Its literally more carats

>>720518221
You deny your Umas their purpose!

>>720518214
Please, get out of the guts training camp, you have been there for 5 turns

>>720517680
Im rolling on the kitasan rerun to get MLB and then saving until the giga banner on march hoping to get at least half of the umas i want

>>720518221
You need one (1) win to go from Group A Round 2 to Group B finals, at least get the better participation rewards

>>720518298
no

>>720505501
Getting consistent 3 wins. Might luck out into Group A finals

Do i just buy the shitty green skills like rainy day if i have extra points and nothing else to buy

>>720518371
do you want skill hints to hit that and/or to bloat your uma's ranks?

>>720518214
As a further note, all desserts and pastries will no longer be sold in the school stores. They have all been replaced with vegetables, thank you for your understanding.

>>720512380
Looking forward to it anon

>>720518371
might as well. could be useful for... a rainy day

LANDIIIIIIIIIING KISSU!!!

>>720517680
I only really want Cafe and Christmas Biwa, but I'm still saving because I also need to roll on the Kitasan rerun to some degree for more cards and Satano Diamond comes out not long after the big banner and I would like her. After that everything beyond a pity goes into cards for a long time.

>>720518214
Eat your fucking vegetables

Double mood down night owl

>>720518348
YADA
YADA
YADAAAAAAAAAAA

>>720518419
Don't let Macqween see this

>>720518527
When is the Mini Marigold banner?

>>720507164
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I GOT ANOTHER 3* AND MY FIRST 9*
YEEEEESSSSS
3 STM 3SPD 3POW
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>720518532
fucking kek

>>720505501
Managed to luck my way to group A but Im expecting to be humbled in the second round soon.
Also im not sure how many more wins my 900-900-600 Goldship can eek out.

>>720504968 (OP)
>Not switch 1
I know switch 1 is weak but I'm pretty sure it can run umamusume...

>>720517680
>all the umas you want until the rerun banner?
I want all of them
>what is your strategy to get them all
I'll pull as soon as I got 150 carats and luckshit my way into them. If not I'll exclusively swipe for selectors

>>720518587
That is EXACTLY what is going on in my run right now. Are you me?

>>720506116
I already qualified for group A by accident, so I may as well.

What's a good golshi parent?

>>720518214
that witch is already big enough where it matters though

I hope none of you fags actually spend carats to run the cup.

>>720518707
BASED retard. You will win

>>720517680
I'm assuming the rerun banner is right after christmas?

The only one I absolutely 100% want is Tamamo Cross.

As far as ones I like to have would be: Digitan, Eishin Flash, Fuji, and Festival Rudolf. I love Marusensky but not enough to try and roll her swimsuit since I have her base version.

This is fucking embarassing

>>720518761
kitabros...

>>720518776
It's worth it for the rewards even if you don't win.

>>720517680
I want Cafe, Summer Maru and Oguri, I think its easyly doable
If I miss any I'll pick them for the anni, otherwise I'll pick Seiun and Hishi

>>720518776
You break even at the worst

>>720504968 (OP)
>switch 2 logo
Is the game exclusive to JP?

Juvenile Fillies

>>720518881
For me, it's

>>720518776
You get more than you put in as long as you win

>>720518830
Someone just lost her student council president position

>have to get 3* Front Runner sparks on Taiki + a good blue + groundwork
>repeat the process with Daiwa Scarlet (but only thrice a day to ensure I get 9* Front Runner without training another grandparent)
>hope to find a seiun sky with good front runner and mile sparks that also has groundwork and 9* stam
>all to make the ultimate condor caca
I WILL win Cancer Cup

>>720518776
>use carats
>win 5 times
>????
>profit

>>720517526
What do stat requirements even look like after the buff? Is it just going to be getting to 600 Guts, or is it even worth going for the max amount?

>>720518994
>>have to get 3* Front Runner sparks on Taiki + a good blue + groundwork
For what purpose? Her unique won't activate from front and you'll just be running a vanilla horse

>>720514261
Happened to me earlier today, right after she got Charming and Practice Perfect as well.

>>720509595
>A pained teeth-gritting Baaakushiiiiiiin as you ram it into her butthole

>>720519037
MAX GUTS or go home.

>hoping to luckshit on 2 greens + focus and groundwork when you can just luckshit on twin turbo's gold skill

Adopt my strategy instead.

>>720504968 (OP)
>only gacha on the market right now that's actually fun and engaging to play is a Japanese one
and here i thought they were getting left in the dust. always bet on the nips.

>>720511325
I would not survive a threesome with them.

>>720519247
This guy gets it.

Alright, whales are asleep. Time to jump in

>>720519167
>Baaa...baaakuuu..bakushii--IIIN!!

>>720519398
Is that so? Now I dont need to worry about the other whales. Queueing up now

>>720519398
2 MORE HJOURS

Can she work?

>>720519247
It helps that their recent anime is easily 10/10 this year.

>>720519608
Only if she procs at least two recoveries at ideal times and there's no debuffers

>>720519613
How are people going to handle her jobbing arc?

>>720519608
every horse under 1000 stamina ive seen so far collapses more often than not unless you have very fortunate recovery skill timing

Which uma is most likely to get divorced after a year

>>720519089
because she's a grandparent to Front El Condor Pasa

>>720519775
this feels like an exceptionally mean spirited question

Now you've just gotta get ready for the test!

>exactly 10/20 wins on both days
that's good enough, with good luck I should be able to get into Group A finals
we're all gonna make it :)

>>720519708
People bitch about how Oguri Cap keep winning all the time, so good for them.

>>720519975
>+10 energy

>do whatever you want
>mood down

>>720519883
based deadbeat

>>720520060
You should eat your vegetables.

>>720520060
You did the right thing.

>>720520094
>learned skill "triple seven"

>>720519856
This is the correct answer >>720519883

>>720519856
But why though?

>>720519869
It was actually my secret plan to acquire more stay gold pics anon

>>720520226
Just ask next time

>when someone asks you what stats to train for in the Mile CM
https://youtu.be/HzLtn07EBCA?si=TUBIvWgzi5nolyra

>>720520218
>Nashino is the one who asked for the divorce

I like that you guys post about gameplay a lot. For a gacha crowd, these threads are pretty helpful and not entirely waifu posts.

>play tachyon again
>nothing but mood downs over and over
holy fuck is wrong witht hsi bitch

>>720520292
The umas are nice but there's not really as much focus on the titilation. The gameplay is fun an addictive, CMs are fun to train for and build up strategies for and there's a decent amount of customization and options you can run and still do well, or at least good enough. It's fun!

>>720520292
Yeah honestly this is why I like these threads
>high quality discussion
>on-topic
>funny
>very active
>OC-Making
>cute girls
It brings me back to a better time.

Also pissing off the moderation by making threads to talk about this game has also unironically helped the threads in some way.

>>720520470
Careful anon. Dont have too much fun discussing games, else you-know-who will take us away...

so is uma a real videogame allowed here now that it's on the switch 2?

>>720520589
I just think the crack smoking janny is on break for some hot pockets

>>720520549
I just hope these threads don't become the third coming of /dbs/

>>720520276
Not if you get her heart, first.