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What the hell is the deal with this horse game?
How are they so powerful?
Literally just horse races but with anime girls.
Horse races are very popular.
Anime is very popular.
It's not rocket science.
Play Blue Archive instead of this 5 years late game.
>>714467478it's 4 years old, why do retards keep repeating 5?
>>714467478>Blue Archive>"Play">Umamusume >"Game"
>>714467339 (OP)It has a real-life counterpart. Horses have long been part of human history. It's simply reigniting the spark in zoomers.
>>714467478Now this is just vapid slop for coomers. There's no passion in this whatsoever.
>>714467339 (OP)I thought it was strange that people started talking about this anime again, but now I see it's because they released a game.
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>714467605You're on /v/, why the fuck would we be talking about anime?
How autistic do you want your horse?
>>714467668We're on /v/, why the fuck would we talk about video games?
>>714467339 (OP)I was going to try it out but then retards started getting mad at the english fanbase for making horse girl porn because "muh real horses" despite the japanese community doing the exact same shit for years now. Fuck these faggots.
Someone in the last thread mentioned a lot of preg art
>>714467756You made the right choice. Come play Blue Archive with us. WE respect porn artists and don't cut artists hand just for drawing porn.
>>714467478what if Aru had horse ears and a tail
Why are they called horse girls if horses aren't a thing in their universe? What does horse mean in this context.
>>714467339 (OP)I'd give it a try if it wasn't a gacha and I got no power what so ever over choosing my character
>>714467554Might want to actually try umamusume before making assumptions
>>714467605The game released 4 years ago, it's just now getting an international version so dekinai normalfags can play too.
>>714467478Sorry discount Aura, but I prefer the horses.
>>714467878They're not called horses they're called ใฆใ
The kanji for horse literally does not exist in their world's Japan and kanji that contains components from the horse kanji like the ma in arima kinen is modified two have two "legs" instead of four
OP was (non-lethally) defenestrated shortly afterwards
>>714467912You kind of just don't play 1 horse, they each have their own unique careers and stories. I have 17 horses just from playing normally.
>>714467912>I got no power what so ever over choosing my characterexcept you do
>>714467339 (OP)dressing up bitches as animals has been around for a long time
>>714467339 (OP)it's just fomo gachaslop for coomers. most will jump to the next gacha in a year or two.
>>714467531five is a sexier number for BA fans
>>714468168>Game where yakuza cut off artists fingers for drawing porn>coomer game
I know the event story is to shill special week and silent suzuka and also the anime(?) first season
But the only thing it did is sell me how fucking cute Teio is
I really want her now
Is it even a game? What do you do, just bet?
>>714468263It's a raising sim
You know the BA steam launch is successful because they quickly finished their 10 minutes dailies and went back to shit up everywhere they go like usual.
>>714468263It's a simplified roguelite Winning Post with deckbuilding
>>714467339 (OP)Horse girls are just crazy, man.
>>714468230who are you trying to fool son
>>714468351Literally check footage of the game, its way less lewd than most other gacha.
>>714468497Why do some of them not wear bras?
>>714468351As someone who has been playing the game the best you are going to get is seeing them in school swimsuits and the jiggle physics that happen sometimes and that's it
The coomer content is surprisingly low in this
funnily enough I started to masturbate less because of this game
>>714467478>uma musume: a game where the devs don't want people to make porn of>blue archive: a game where the devs are paying people to make porn ofKinda funny desu
>>714468263It's like monster rancher. You guide the career of horses. You plan out their career with support cards and previous horses that serve as "legacy" parents, then pick their stats and abilities each round while choosing what races they compete in over the course of 3 in game years. This culminates in a final rating with stats and skills that can be passed down as your horse becomes a "legacy" horse upon finishing their career, with your performance dictating the likelihood of high stat yields being passed down. There are horses with different strengths and weakness and different career goals which mandate certain races, and tracks that reflect that. Both the horse's stories and the tracks are based on real world horse racing. It also has an absolutely insane anime, easily the best modern sports anime.
https://youtu.be/YAY8tlIqEBU
>>714468230Only applies to basic bitch uber popular artists like the nintendo stint. You really are brain damaged if you can't find the horses getting porked in less than like five minutes.
>>714468561Unaerodynamics.
>>714467339 (OP)those aren't horses
>>714468624Aerodynamics of a cow.jpg
The pvp side of the game doesn't interest me that much, but I will admit it's satisfying when my horses manage to shitstomp other players' horses
Also mirror matches are funny because I get to watch 2 copies of the same horse run together in perfect lockstep
>>714468725Don't trust anyone etc
>>714468725We have yet to get the proper PvP event, Champions Meeting.
>>714468326Ironically this game is a fair bit deeper than winning post, dunno if you ever actually played it.
>>714468604So I just ditch my favorite uma after a while and pick a new one? Doesn't really appeal to the waifufag in me
>>714468725How does the pvp work?
Can I make my own illegal racing ring if I have 15 other players?
Yakuza: STOP DRAWING PORN OF MY HORSES!
Also the yakuza:
>>714467478Aru is cute and I like the demon bitches in her game a lot but aside from them being cute and sexy, BA feels way more soulless than Uma. I literally can't give a single shit about the plot and character motivations even after giving BA a handful of earnest tries.
>>714468602There's no proof BA is paying artists to draw porn and fan art. Cope.
>>714468863That was a personal request from the IRL owner of horse to make the anime girl version have big tits
>>714468863>people drawing horse pornDoes not bring yakuza money.
>people gooning over horses in the gacha game Brings yakuza money.
>>714468890That's because BA is very soulless in comparison to something with as much passion as uma, Nexon is pretty evil. There's rumors going around that Nexon paid doujin artists to artificially inflate the games popularity, I wouldn't put it past them desu.
>>714468924Most gachas pay people to make art. Its why there are things like all klee discussion being drowned out by 2000 near-identical images of monas generic ass the week before genshin released.
>>714468863Daiwa is sexier with clothes on.
>>714468842Probably the most efficient thing to do, for now, is to rotate around a handful of uma which pass stats along to each other, but I imagine once you see how different the careers are you'll want to try just about everyone at least once anyways. Like there's a character thats based off a horse that was famous for having 113 losses and 0 wins, and they're basically to this game what Dan is to street fighter, and you spend the whole career scraping enough fans together from competing on short distance dirt tracks to gain entry to the famous arima kinen, versus playing a famous horse where you're blowing through high profile G1 tracks one after another to become world champion. It's really something.
>>714468861>Can I make my own illegal racing ring if I have 15 other players?Yes, that is literally in the game.
>>714469002I feel like Uma is more like Touhou and KanColle, as in it was made by people who were absolutely passionate about the subject matter and are very "autistic" about giving it proper homage. BA reminds me more of Azur Lane with it feeling like it is just in it for the money, trying to cater to as many people as possible and just cooked some setting in 5 minutes as an excuse to have as many flavors of cute/sexy anime girls as possible to attract an audience.
>>714469241Spot on, basically took the words out of my mouth lol.
The game is popular now, right? Anyone made a /v/ club yet? Let me in
>>714469241>as in it was made by people who were absolutely passionate about the subject matter and are very "autistic" about giving it proper homageI actually feel like they go too far with the historical reenactment crap, Furioso's story being about building up to a big showdown with her rival only for it to never happen because of the 2011 Tohoku earthquake is a serious disappointment.
If you can have Urara win the fucking Arima Kinen then they should let you change history in cases like that.
>>714467668I speak in general, not just here.
>>714467339 (OP)If you haven't noticed a lot of people enjoy the idea of fucking horses. They are possibly the most popular animal to fuck.
>>714467339 (OP)I always knew I was a Bourbon lover.
>>714469362>nowEveryone have already moved on to play Blue Archive which got released on Steam today.
>>714469405dogs still blow them out of the water
>>714469415nice try buddy I saw that steamdb ccu pic in the other thread, maybe try getting assmongoloid to stream your game and maybe you guys'll get somewhere
Did the Japs figure out they can sponsor ecelebs without actually having to disclose it, or is the game actually worthwhile enough to warrant playing it now?
>>714469604The ecelebs are just retards jumping on a bandwagon with no idea what they're doing, the streams are dogshit of them whining about where the "real game is" because simulation games are a patrician genre and these brainrotted retards wanted a casual mario kart racer
>>714469412We know, Kiryu.
>literally free game that's like 400mb in size
>oh gosh should I play it, do my favorite streamers like it? I wouldn't want to play anything for even 5 seconds that's not approved by my favorite ecelebs
>>714469834yakuza trainers...
>>714469834>trainer-san is still just a red whistle
>>714468231I'm loving the game, but I've never given less of a shit about a gacha poster girl than special week. I'm sure I'd love her if I actually rolled her and did her career mode, hasn't failed so far.
>>714467642wher the amogus at
so what's the difference between a 1* horse and a 3* one?
just a few initial stats increase and a special outfit?
>>714469864The game downloads about 5 GB of actual data when you start it up, but I'm looking it up now and it is only about 312 MB on the disc I installed it to. Where the hell did it put all the files it downloaded ingame?
>>714468231teio's caught another one
>>714469996it's kinda weird that she's not a freebie, the app mascot is almost always the character you play as first but not her in this case
>>714467339 (OP)>Horse raising but tranime and gachaMiss me with this tranny shit, I'll play the superior game.
>>714470126AppData LocalLow
It's recommended you make a symlink to a better folder.
What causes the inspiration event to happen? Totally random?
>>714470086Watered down stats and unique skill. Once you uncap them to 3* you get their true, proper unique skill on top of the outfit. Your uma also get proper unique skill animation now.
>>714467478>BA reduced to picking fight with smaller gacha since they keep dyingTHE FGO KILLER THEY SAID
>>714470416All umas are female
They reproduce with human men
>stays up late doing a puzzle before summer camp
AHHHHHHH
>>714470416They became girls
>>714470189She's simply too powerful bro
>>714470342fgo killed itself bro
>>714470376You can stop replying to yourself now, cuck
>>714470262you don't need to share with the whole board you're a zoophile anon
>>714470464ZAMN
Futabros, we are feasting tonight
>>714467339 (OP)>viralfucking mutts gushing over decade old thing. its the same like figuring pokemon is a thing only last month. tsmh ffs
>>714470529If FGO is dead then what can we say about BA?
>>714470689Call me Basashi cause I'm about to swallow some horse meat.
>>714470287At the start of the school year for Year 2 and Year 3
>>714470464wtf is this real
>>714470287It happens at the same time every year.
my priest talked about umamusume at the sermon last week. he said its a afront to god and tempts men into pedophilia and bestiality
How the fuck do I beat the Tenno Sho (Spring) with Gold Ship?
>>714470834>pedophilia and bestialit>priestyeah I bet he has tons of expertise
>>714470754It's been going down ever since the lost belt arc ended, they should've just used the opportunity to completely overhaul the game or simply just port fgo arcade to mobile. Yes I am bitter at it, quit after lb5
>>714470904they don't even support arcade anymore why would they port that
>>714470834God says I could pawn off my daughter for like 40 silver pieces so he aint exactly getting that moral high ground here
>>714470849>How the fuck do I beat the Tenno Sho (Spring) with Gold Ship?
>>714470834Yeah but what was his favorite horse?
>>714470974damn that's too expensive for a woman no thanks bro
>>714470754Do you have the full list?
>>714470086Yes. If you upgrade to 3* they become as good as any other 3* unlike other games where they'd still be handicapped. In fact Twin Turbo and Mayano Topgun are two of the best niges in the game.
>>714470963Because it looks way more fun than castorina 3 turn farming ad-infinium. Fgo arcade was the foundation, they just needed to build upon it
>>714467339 (OP)Bros, why didn't P5X get an article like this?
>>714469839the roach king hath given his blessing
>>714467339 (OP)does bourbon get added to the standard banner pool later?
>>714470849The further in the back you are, the more power you want in response to speed.
I think Late/End wants 6:4 power to speed
Also stamina to meet the length requirements. Stamina requirements spike once you're in senior year.
Stamina requirements can be offset with healing skills like Swing Maestro, but you still need them to proc. Thankfully you should be doing wit training relatively often to bump yourself up to above 50% energy to fish for rainbow training.
>>714470849>>714471519The problem with default Goldship is she's not a real oikomi because of the gradual acceleration from her unique skill
She generally needs balanced stats but with focus on speed/power
>>714471472She'll be in the pool permanently after her rate up is over, but only with standard rate up.
>>714470464I knew about ear accessory thing, but do they really use different type of pants for "male" horsegirls?
>>714470464>still a male lead sports serieswomen btfo
>>714471703Stallions wear gym shorts.
Mares wear bloomers.
That's about it.
>>714471664This, and it's the case for everyone added throughout the games life.
They get added with a rate up and are also immediately in the normal pool from that day on. There's no "they're in the gacha for X amount of time and then you can't get them anymore" They just enter the list of 3 Stars or SSRs you can get.
>>714471751I need scarlet to sit on my face after a race
Okay, what do I need to know about legend races and what should I have prepared for it?
>>714470834He also said that jesus forgives you as long as you clear Urara's ura finals
>>714471805They are a kind of mid boss race where you race against an NPC uma boss and get their shards, rewards and their shoes as trophies. They're not hard, but at this point they should be pretty challenging for new players.
>>714467339 (OP)It got popular with normalfags so i'm not gonna play it.
>>714471472EVERYONE gets added to ALL gacha, there are no limiteds at all. You can roll on the summer banner and get christmas horses and vice-versa
>>7144708491. Speed, Power, Stamina get all 3 high, make sure Guts is at least 300, Wit is at 350 minimum and 450 maximum.
2. Focus on Yellow Skills and a few blue skills especially Maestro Swing, and Corner Recovery. Those two alone will help so much during the beginning of your run. Also do not buy skills immediately unless you feel like you will lose. Reason being the more Hints(skills) you unlock, the greater the discount of those skills there are.
3. Worst case borrow Characters(Include Guest) for Parents and use Support Card
Also a huge note. DO NOT FORGET TO LEVEL UP SUPPORT CARDS. They are integral to getting higher friendship gauges, quickly unlock skills, and help gain fans in season.
>>714470849SKILLS and STATS matter. YELLOW and BLUE are important.
>>714468561impossible to not be wearing a bra and having your breasts pushed up in that manner
>>714470012Horse girlโs left eye, upside down.
>>714471962I read they get later added as a permanent daily thing but you only get one piece per day then.
Is that right after their legend race period or does that come later?
Are a couple B+ horses gonna be enough for them?
>>714470849I will mention indirectly with Gold Ship on the URA Finale, try changing her to a Pace Chaser. For some reason when I did End Closer, she kept getting boxed in by 5 others and could not break free. But when I went Pace Chaser route, she was in 5th place, then cut around everyone into first place.
>>714471967this game looks like normalfag kryptonite though
>>714472181Some things rise against the odds
>>714472181Oddly enough, which doesn't make sense to me. But normalfags being normalfags, they won't last long at all
>>714472123>I read they get later added as a permanent daily thing but you only get one piece per day then.They do but only years later after a they did a bunch of legend races. Global should expect at least 2 years before reaching that point.
>Are a couple B+ horses gonna be enough for them?Should be enough, the boss horses are around B rank as well. That being said I got time where even my uber umas lost to them due to bad RNG.
The legend race have difficulty options like the daily races though, so you can still do the easier ones if the hardest prove too difficult.
If you didn't get the onsex trip with your uma, you didn't beat ze game.
>>714470689Fine Motion is actually a hermaphrodite and does have ribbons on both ears.
>>714467924What the fuck are you on about? It's a VN with extremely barebones management elements.
>>714472290I have only done it with Haru Urara, I'll do it with Maruzensky and Suzuka next
is the anime for this any good?
>>714467642>panty shotkek
>>714472373>Watched the whole thing damn... maybe I should give it a shot
Gacha is used for money laundering. The horses are literally owned by the Yakuza. Of course it's heavily promoted.
that's it I'm uninstalling
Wait a minute ...
If Uma musume doesn't do the retarded shit of human ears + animal ears what the hell do golshis earmuffs cover?
Keep the sides of her head warm?
>>714472290I've gotten the carrot burgers, the bundle of carrots and single carrot, but I can't get the darn hot spring trip
>>714472437Season 1 is world building and cute, season 2 leans a bit more into the sports part of it, but from there it only gets more and more crazy and shounen-tier with effects. Nothing is really a sequel in terms of the story since it focuses on a different set of characters each time. The New Era movie goes fucking insane on the effects and quality of visuals to where it feels as if they grabbed Studio Trigger into the mix and told them to go crazy with infinite budget.
>>714472437The main one is slice of life trash but the new show and movie are great and focus on sports rather than moeshit
>>714472598she is challenged please understand
>>714472181normalfags are in it for the absurdity of anime girls horse racing meme
>>714467339 (OP)>Autistic boys love sexy anime women>Autistic women love horses and animeIt's not rocket science
>>714472598>what the hell do golshis earmuffs cover?Her power levels.
>>714472617>>714472678thanks, i'll check it out. i like both moeshit and shonenshit
>>714472617>it feels as if they grabbed Studio Triggerno, all animation served a purpose in that film, every shot had emotional weight. All trigger knows how to do is throw money at a screen and hope they can buy your emotions somehow
>>714472598Goldship is just a weirdo. There's some explanations like blinders or bridles but still odd why she's the only one who has them.
>>714472765I mean fair, but they're the best I can draw a reference to with the crazy flashiness and colors in my rather limited viewing of things since I don't tend to watch much of such shows
>>714472437yes
https://youtu.be/1Jqg1UxUJ9Q
>>714472546strangest feeling lol
>>714469241Agreed. I absolutely loved the Anime with Umamusume Pretty Derby S1 and was hooked to watch it all the way up to Cinderella Gray in three weeks and finish. The Anime and even the Gacha itself feels like it has so much passion and love for History, Design, Fanservice and Gameplay that it feels like a total package. Than just slapping girl of the month and creating disposable content.
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>>714473041If you're asking you'll be seeing it anyway.
>>714472437I think it's all good. Honestly just watch S1 Pretty Derby and get through the entire series and form your own opinion.
>>714473041Yuri bait but supposedly was meant to be a lot more, but they had to tone it down to get rights to use the horses better. At the same time, several are really thirsty for (You)
>>714467478I am done with Waifu game #563689 I would like to play Oguri Cap as in peak.
>>714467339 (OP)It's SOUL and you wouldn't get it
>>714472918wait until you find out about sakugabooru
I've been playing uma musume a few hours everyday and I still havent won the URA finale once. Any tips on how? I always seem to just lose at the last race no matter how many skills I got.
>>714470464>the best uma are malewhat do it mean for me ?
>>714473670Take the Bakushin pill and go full speed build.
>>714473670>hes getting to the finalemy dumb failwife rice shower can't get past the middle of her career
>>714473753>>714473720This is with Bakushin O with 900 speed at potential 3. Guess I need to grind harder then.
>>714473670This guide should be useful for you.
https://youtu.be/WttUxO0EooA
>>714473670Bakushin and don't waste a single day on useless stat that are not speed
>>714473843idk how good your deck is or legacies are, but getting to 1200 is apparently a regular occurence for her.
>>714473785same. i have no idea how to beat Silence Suzuka in that one race where you need 1st place.
>>714473940ive been using those recommended SSR cards like Fine motion and the other one. Do I just stack speed cards despite being R?
>>714473864This
BAKSUHIN
If you're at risk of failing BAKUSHIN
Rest
Don't waste turns on anything else.
>>714470464Wait, so the futa joke wasn't just a joke?
Ok fellas I heard some nasty things about this lovely lookin lass, what am I in for? Any tips? This is my 3rd ever run btw so my inheritance aren't great
>>714474102It is, they're only spiritual reincarnations
>>714474017Probably. I think still keep the SSRs, your friend card prioritize a speed one. There's also the free Special Week SSR from the event.
>>714474102they would have have to drop from school after 2 month of training if it was real
>Do Urara's career
>Comes in 1st place after the 2nd race
>Continues to come in 1st place every race after
>"Haha Urara you're so cheerful even though you lose all the time"
>"Her results are pretty bad can she really do that race?"
BITCH SHE HASN'T LOST A RACE IN 2 YEARS
>>714474102They're possessed by irl horse spirits from our world but they're biologically normal girls
>>714470320>>714471664>>714471751I'm finna bust
tell me there's an oppai loli
>D0NGG
>>714467478Oh forgot about BA Steam
>>714474187I feel like the infinite re-rolling to tier list whore was a trap that prevented people from actually reading what cards do.
>>714474280They only have 3 draphs.
>>714470904It's been going down hill since Final Singularity. It had a boost with LB 1 and 2 but after that it just keeps dropping. Sure people came back for muh Morgan but I barely even see people discuss the newest servants.
>>714474017R cards are not that bad especially if you uncap them. I've been using the suzuka one until I pulled a speed ssr and it did decently. Just read the stats
>>714472290>get hot spring ticket>with Rice Showeryeah it was doomed from the start
>>714474497you can do eet
Can you unlock the race outfits for 2 and 1 star characters?
>>714474150>Any tips?nope. i can't figure it out. shit is impossible. if you beat Silence Suzuka, post her stats
>>714474638Yes, just get enough shards to uncap them to 3*.
>>714474579i can't. i've tried her career like six times, its impossible
>>714474638don't rush it. You'll eventually pull so many dupes you'll get them eventually
>>714472290>>714474579You lucky motherfucker
>>714474661Yeah bad start so far
It's the goddamn debut race girl what the fuck are you doing
>magical horse girl racing game
...
>no chicken jockey
>no riding them
>no whipping them to move faster
>no petting their backs and ass as they are bent over slopping from the trough
>no shodding their hooves with horseshoes, beating nails into their feet to fit u-shapes iron shinglea like jesus to the cross
>no forcing them to breed with wild black horses with giant erect flopping horse penises
>no putting them down, executing them, when they can no longer work due to leg or back injury
>no horse bit, shoving and restraining and raping their mouths with shanks, rings, cheekpads and mullen
>no fanciful hair/mane styling
>no picking out caparisons, bardings, or saddles
Absolute garbage execution.
GARBAGE missed opportunity.
In fact, TRASH and rope urself.
>wanted to build air groove to fill mile team race slot
>career just throws mediums at her making the skills incompatible
i'm guessing this isn't the correct way to do it
>>714474916>westoid>wants to harm the umasAll you faggots lust over is gore and torture porn. Stick to AAA M rated slop, it's made for your kind.
>>714474838it gets worse bro
Why is everyone talking about this game against suddenly?
>>714474408idk wtf that means but what are their names so I can look up all their smut
>>714475048>suddenlywe've had non-stop threads for over a week now....
3rd attempt
I don't know if it's because I made better choices or if I got lucky
>>714475048Global release on Steam.
Asmongold did a stream.
Toss made a comic
And Forbes wrote an article.
>>714475036Go fuck urself with that cope. You should expect much more from Japan where tentacle rape is from. This is piss poor low effort asset flip gatcha with ZERO semblance to horses
getting a little rustled at people calling this a roguelite cause of random events lol
OPEN THE SCHOOLS (release Idolmaster in English)
Should i use the free 3 star voucher?
>>714472591lmao even literal NPCs reject you incel
>>714475303You can if you're eager to get a start 3*, but it's best to get a feel of the game first, do the special mission for the random 3* ticket THEN use your selector.
>>714468045woah, never noticed, that's cool if so
>>714474716What? I got her yesterday and beat it first try, thought it was one of the easiest. Here are my stats for reference.
>>714474296>>714474360AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>714475303it's fixed it doesn't update with more umas if that's what you're wondering. Also some people got literally scammed when the banner changed so yeah just use it
>>714475378Enjoy your uninspired trash asset flip you subhuman mongrel consoomer goy
>>714475418im talking about rice shower....
>>714475418hes talking about r*ce shower
>>714475430she's so slim uwaaa
>>714475430Holy aerodynamic
idiot
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I can't believe BAKUSHIN fucking DIED
Umas that want to stay back until the final stretch are so much worse than sprintgrugs it's not funny
>>714475465>>714475474Oh, nevermind then, I don't have Rice Shower
>>714467478Koreans shouldn't have rights so I refuse to play Korean games on principle.
>>714475181>t. western AAA loving faggot that jerks off to gore and torture porn
>>714475708They are harder to train, but in JP, properly trained late/end umas absolutely smoke runners during PvP events.
>>714472437It's better than the game for one.
>>714475708maybe, but lately i've been training late and ends and they've been consistently winning as long as you have power even though you'd be lacking speed in return
the maneuvering skills seems to help as well for them to move from side to side avoiding clumps
I want to see the uma musumes run naked.
>>714467339 (OP)didn't this game come out like 2 years ago? why is it popping off now?
>>714467339 (OP)Reminder that Cygames are expert shills and most of what you see about their games and anime in social media is shilling.
>>714467478maybe if you forgive Mx2J and let him do art again
>>714474150Find some nigga with good horses and then follow him. You're not beating any long race horse until you get good inspirations.
>>714475986global release
>>714475986how many times are you gonna ask this question
Horsegirls are really cute and feels like its made with passion and attention to details (aka soul) unlike same-looking chinese gachas where everything is robotic
>>714474272so how does breeding work then?
>>714476060This, I bet they pay artists to draw fan art for them too.
>>714467339 (OP)Good Lord, look at all that pointless crap in that article. Why is everyone ok with this? How did it even get to this?
>>714476149he's just trying to get a paycheck, relax
>>714476112you see anon when a man and a woman really love each other...
>Do Haru Urara career
>Final race just sends you out to fucking die
How fucking dare you force me to make her cry
>>714476183No wonder they're all getting laid off.
>>714476149most articles are chatgpt nowadays, you can tell by how it starts the article with a question then the way it answers it
>>714467339 (OP)paid advertising? holy shit!
>>714476275on MY 4chan?? its more likely than you think
Can I write smut of the horses and put it on AO3 or will the YAGUTZA get me for that too
what the fuck is Bakushin
>>714476183Im surprised its not some blatant clickbait like
"Sexualizing horses is problematic and here is why"
>>714476242Is it even possible to win that race with the supports available at launch or do you need a godly eugenics program and power creep cards
guys how realistic is it to get a haru arima win
I finished campaign with Oguri once. Now that I'm doing her again, I feel like autoskip skips over every single Oguri trainee event, even the ones I haven't seen. What's up with that?
>>714476379Bakushin is bakushin
>>714476242The difficulty jump caught me off guard too
>>714476112When a Trainer-san and his Uma Musume love each other very much...
>>714476385its more likely to snow in texas
>>714476391There's a setting in the main menu options that specifically stops skips for unseen events
>>714476112When possessed by male horses they grow an equine penis but they're perfectly normal aside from that
>>714476379BAKUSHIN means BAKUSHIN
It's really self-explanatory
>>714476382It's not a question of support. It's about getting enough sparks to fix her shitty turf and long aptitude.
>>714476112Having sex in this universe is also like playing gacha, you have a chance of having the girl you impregnated give birth to an Uma, a regular girl or a regular boy.
You can also have sex with an Uma, and impregnate her, and when that happens your children *always* end up being Uma.
>>714476519Oh yeah I had it on initially but seems like it got reset when I linked my data. (Or rather the setting didn't carry over.) Thanks.
This and the gym trackwear in G3 races should be On by default, I dunno what they were thinking.
>>714467478You lost, you got mogged, pathetic.
>>714475157>Asmongold did a stream.that explains why everyone here talks about it
>>714467339 (OP)>viral gameSo all it takes really is just that slop livestreamers all jump on something at the same time and it becomes a cultural phenomenon
>>714476448Heil Hitler in Japanese
>>714473041Watch the anime, McQueen and Teio get pretty fucking gay
>>714476351So long as you stay away from Japan and any pachinko parlors
>>714474838So far so good, is she better as a late surger? She got bodied at 13th in this race, retried and changed strategies and she kicked everyone's asses
>>714469412This is funny because IRL horses really, really don't like the spot between their ears touched. And they usually dont like their ears touched as well.
have you spent any money on this game (or do you plan to)?
>>714476927No. I'll buy merch for the horses I really like.
>>714476385Tried it an hour ago when I got a 3* turf spark and together with 2 2* long, 1 1* long and a 1* turf this was the result.
Honestly doesn't look too hard once you've got enough sparks to get higher turf affinity.
>>714476927the last time I spent money on gacha I regretted it so bad I dropped it a few days later so no
>Every beginner's guide for the game says you need to get the Kitasan Black support or you're willingly dragging your balls through glass for the next year minimum.
What makes it so good?
>>714467478>Pedophile game>Overrepresented in 4chan>Lacks mass appeal since the appeal is porn of your studentsUhh no thanks bro
>>714476927I'll probably pick up the guaranteed 3 star ticket packs at some point, I like the game.
>>714477091The game is even worse when you play it
>>714467642I checked /pol/ and not a singe thread mentioned this.
Damn.
>>714475125Draphs are a race of shortstacks Cygames created in their other franchise Granblue Fantasy.
>>714467478>Mogged by horses>Mogged by the subway slammer>Mogged by limbini companini>Mogged by mihoyoshit>Cucked by MahjongGODSL O L
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md5: 8749ce4f5963660ed3b57972356b50cd
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FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME I HATE THE CLAW MACHINE I HATE THE CLAW MACHINE
>>714476807More like astroturfed. Not that i mind though since if they got hooked with cygames game they are pretty much selling their soul to the grindGOD
>>714476242the jokes is that she shouldn't even be there
>>714467642In the shine of her left eye
It's so fucking sad this is what passes for a video game in 2025, and not only that, but you have people dropping thousands of dollars on this shit.
>>714477248Skill issue, there wouldn't be a scenario for her winning if they didn't want you to win
>>714468863The owners of the horses demand beeg titties
>>714476807it has a weird concept so all the ironic streamers pile in like rats
When can I roll for the loli horse to race? Her card has been carrying me with nonstop friendship procs.
>>714477379Yeah? So you won it, then?
vinny vinesauce would never
>>714473670I used Oguri :DDDD
I spammed Speed and Power training since she gets bonus stats from them
Idk man she just won and won and won. Keep them in a Great mood and watch those stats rise.
bratty umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udm6Q8vqQj0
>>714467339 (OP)It's fun. I always new the series existed but never really got into it.
I do wish the game had more feedback in terms of stats. Just something a simple as a stamina bar, or speedometer or something else along those lines. The hints of "your guts is lacking" isn't too helpful, especially if you're winning most of the races.
>>714477469Don't look at me I can't even win Vodka's career
>>714477458Which one? Mayano Top Gun. She's a two star so you just need to roll for her.
>>714476927I'm holding back because the upgrade/star system is shit for me. Got Gold Ship several times already and still don't have enough shards/goddess things to get her to 3 starts.
I'll see where I am in a week or two as Gold Ship and gameplay are keeping me in somewhat, definitely not the gacha.
>>714476385it's doable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueCKQf33TnI
>>714477374I have dropped $0 nigger. Just play it for a bit, see what it's all about and move on. Of course there are some autists that are gonna be entranced by all the autistic stats and are gonna want to marry one horse girl irl, but that shouldn't prevent you from experiencing new things. Even if you don't like it, at least you tried it.
>>714477589then don't say 'skill issue' when you can't do it yourself
>>714477684>Just give the slop shovelers your time!No retard
This game isn't new, why is it being pushed now?
>WITS, STAMINA, GUTS
>WITS, STAMINA, GUTS
>WITS, STAMINA, GUTS
>WITS, STAMINA, GUTS
FUCK THIS SHIT GAME!
>>714477793Global / steam release
>>714477793Global release so Cygames are paying a bunch of streamers to play it.
You beautiful bastard, you did it.
>>714477827A real Bakumaniac would roll speed every single time regardless of friendship bonuses
>>714477827Actually is Speed Stamina Wits. Everything else is a meme.
is there a lore reason why Bakushin is so good?
>>714477898I GOT 10 BAKUSHIT WITH 1200 SPEED AND ALL OF THEM GOES TO WITS OR GUTS!
>>714477953It's a legit raising simulator that happens be a gacha
>>714467339 (OP)Okay so this time the girls are actually horses. Hope this clears everything up for you.
>>714477979her trainer is smart and knows what her strengths are
you ever play a career where your uma runs in like 4 different distance categories? its a fucking mess
>>714477214>Draphs are a race of shortstacksliteral perfection
>>714477979She's the class representative.
I started a few days ago and I'm getting my ass kicked, I lose after I get to bronze or something, just 3 or 4 official races down the career. Am I supposed to be trying other horses and use them for legacy Stat boosts or something?
>>714477979She's statted to be a complete sprint specialist like her real horse and terrible at everything else. But since her entire career mode is just short sprints, you can play into only adding speed because every other stat is useless for the category.
>>714478148Yes
Also you have missions for each of your starting horses since all of them are a different kind of runner. To teach you mechanics and make you read.
>autoselect chooses 3 Guts support cards for me
thats.. not very good, isit?
>>714478148Yes and leveling up your support cards asap. Also keeping your mare happy the entire time for maximum stat boosts. Some skills are also way better then others. You can also get screwed by RNG no matter what both on the Career screen and track.
Everything else is based on the gacha to get anymore stat and skill boosts so unless you swipe that credit card, have fun stat sheeting.
>>714478148Do Bakushin runs at the start since you can just force a career victory by spamming speed
Never use auto for anything
>clear all main story and side story
>Clear all available uma Ura finale.
>clear the events
>still no enough for one spark despite I got both SC and FM in one 10 pull.
This is the first time come back to JP again after playing multiple gooks and chink one, shit feels so bad, I need to spend at least $100+ to reach 30k for a spark.
>>714478327Yes, don't trust the green lady's guidance.
>>714472373>genuinely exciting to watchIts over for me, isnt it?
>>714477084And accumulation of things, the most important being that at max limit break she's guaranteed to always be in the Speed training since both her Lv30 and Lv45 passives are Specialty Priority and on top of that she has Hint frequency & level plus an extra Power point every time you train Speed with her.
With that you end up with Speed Trainings that are always buffed by a friendship training that has a high chance to give you a lvl3 hint of extremely relevant skills (Recovery for Corner or Straightaway, speed increases on Corner or Straightaways) that also gives you a lot of Power so you most likely won't even need to put a Power card in your deck.
>>714469989Haha, he's more like Bell rank amirite fellow delvers?
>>714478209>>714478318>>714478346>>714478348OK thanks, it seems this game is grindy as hell then
>>714478504Can you survive by leeching off a whale friend for it if you don't give a shit about being the top of pvp?
>>714478412if i post my support cards, could you point out which ones are worth using?
Any JP players here?
How many carats do they usually give out with each new patch/event?
>>714478620Yeah your goal is basically raising ubermensch horse girls to breed even more superior ubermensch.
>>714478643Yes, just have either a Fine Motion or Super Creek support card to increase your chances that those whales accept you as friend.
>>714478712y'know i've never seen you make fun of any of these games. you just post your little image and then runaway. its cute!
>>714476351FINGER LOSS CORRECTION, NOW
>>714478620this isn't a self-insert hero story game
>>714478798That's why it lost to Blue Archive in JP.
>>714478798true, I personally self-insert as the horsefucker
>>714478180mayweather tier cherrypicking fights on dawg
I used the free SSR card ticket and got Suzuka's
Is it good enough to level it up?
>>714472373Now post the vid of real gold ship doing exactly this
>>714478901This, the anthro girls are daughters in my eyes, I need the real deal as a waifu
Do I just need one copy of the Kitasan card, or do I need more to be good?
>>714477091>pedophilePuritan drones are not welcome.
>mass appealAh yes, the million of coprophilic flies cannot be wrong at all.
>>714479004bruh why did you cap 3 different guts cards lmao
>>7144790732 at minimum to unlock it once. Any more and it gets better, but at an absolute minimum you need 2.
>>714479082i knew it! you just wanted to make fun of me!
>>714478451You could show this to Atilla the Hun and he'd be excited by it, horses and gambling are ancient human pastimes.
Can I still get any cool shit as a newcomer or did I completely miss out already?
>>714478620It do be like that. Just enjoy the game at your own leisure.
>>714479004You have enough decent cards to get yourself going here. Shame for the lack of Fine Motion or Super Creek, but it's not the end of the world. Spe's welfare card is decent once you fully uncap it. Nishino is pretty good. It's great the you have a nearly uncapped Daiwa Scarlet since she's a decent INT card when you don't have Fine Motion.
The basic would be Speed: Nishino Flower/Fully uncapped Spe or Eishin Flash. Wit: Daiwa Scarlet. Power: Amazon (try to level her up). Cafe is a decent stamina card but you would want to borrow a Creek to fill your stamina slot, level up then use her if you can't find a Creek friend to follow.
>>714479073It's still good with one copy but it becomes really good with a dupe and an "I win" button for a really long time when it's maxed.
>>714478620It is but you can also stop a career mid-game, save your progress and continue later like a normal game.
>>714478451well its like real horse racing
just dont bet too much on it
>>714476351They know they canโt reach westerners, Paheal is filled with Umas
>Permission is somehow given to make a cute girl gatcha of Yakuza owned horses
>The Yakuza are shocked and appalled that hentai is made of them
YOU LIVE IN JAPAN YOU RETARDS, WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WOULD DO?
>>714479491They expected nips to obey, and nips did obey.
>>714467642Wow one of these that's actually funny.
>>714479018Decent card with a good skill for runners, but it's no Kitasan black. It's usable.
>>714478885lol no, blue archive can't even win against fgo
>>714479296thanks anon
that Daiwa Scarlet card is my friend support, apparently people think it is worth following me for
>if you can't find a Creek friend to followi found one or two
Why even play the game when the anime is the strictly better way to enjoy this franchise?
>>714479491The Japs did for the most part listen and did not lewd the Yakuza horse daughters. There's just no Yakuza outside of Japan so kinda hard to enforce it worldwide
>>714479708number go up girl go zoom
>>714479675Most put Creek as their friend support but generally you should save your borrow slot for a fully uncapped card from a whale, so you'd want a fully uncapped Super Creek borrow from a whale and not a 0* copy from dime a dozen rerollers.
>>714479708I can enjoy both?
>>7144796753 dupe Daiwa Scarlet is better than a lot of the SSRs available
>>714472373Wtf she keeps activating her cheat superpowers this is not fair!!
>>714479708anime is secondary shit and slop for memers. You can already see it here when retards expect umas that represent real horses to act like the anime clown counterparts
>>714479213it's only been 10 days since the release so you can still get free shit, I guess?
>>714478773Rummaging remide
>>714467339 (OP)quite hard to do both, when there are so many gacha threads to visit each day
>>714478723>>714479964I don't remember the exact number but should be more than a ten roll if you finish everything per story/pvp event.
do trainers REALLY make horses swim and do math homework as part of their training??
>>714480075if it works, it works
>>714480075I'm not training her to be a horse,I'm training her to be my wife
why would you bath in an onsen with your horse?
>>714480075I know those people are idiots, horses should be running on treadmills and cleaning the gym floors exclusively.
>>714480075the math homework is mostly the jockeys' job
>>714468231Then watch the second now, its literally the Teio season
>>714480157Do they do this because it is a way to exhoust the horse with little risk of injury, or is there some other benefit to swim training.
>>714480292It's a low impact exercise that's easy on their legs and allows them to build stamina
>>714480157>no training partners>no rainbow training What the fuck is he doing
>USD
should I wait for America to collapsed so I can get better prices?
>>714472373>3s in>i'm already boredit's over for me isn't it
>>714480498Just use steam wallet.
>>714467339 (OP)Unironically Yakuza. Horse racing is a big deal.
>>714480049Ten rolls each month?
Jesus.
>>714480292Swimming is actually really good stamina and endurance training but the most important thing is it's something you can often do even when injured(specifically during your recovery phase, never train while still healing from most of an injury that's just going to make it worse, only start swimming when you reach the point that the injury is pretty much healed and you're rehabilitating yourself.)
It's also a method that takes far less time as the water resistance eats at your stamina quickly so it's a really efficient training method compared to just running on the track.
>t. did Cross Country and Long distance Athletics
>>714472373>this webm actually got me to download the gamei've always avoided the games or anime.
Literally the only piece of Uma media i've consumed is the movie and its fucking kino
Did you know Nishino Flower can juggle forever?
>>714480734That's for each of the relevant event of each month. They run enough events that if you're diligent enough you can get more than 20+ rolls per months, not to mention getting independent draw tickets from the events as well.
All the secret facts are fun little quirks and then Winning Ticketโs is about her panties
>>714480292Anything that gives a horse training while preserving their legs is a massive win
>>714480838>Literally the only piece of Uma media i've consumed is the movie and its fucking kinoYou should watch Cinderella Gray then, it keeps going in the movie's direction. Quality isn't movie tier but it's pretty good.
>>714480954So there at least 22+ ticket only each month?
God damn, other new gacha really spoiled mere, I don't remember Azurlane was this stingy.
>>714467339 (OP)>game literally has zero gameplay>you just fuck around in menus clicking things
>>714481153cingray is trash
>>714480969the stories about you and the umamusume are so very interesting!
>>714481235Thatโs literally game award winning Balatro
>>714481256Say that to my face, fucker, not online and see what happens.
https://youtu.be/8eW9FpnLRL0?feature=shared&t=2872
>>714481235it's asian gameplay not meant for non-asians
was about to spend money on SSR tickets until I realized, what if I get it from free rolls later?
>>714481153which uma musume series are worth watching
>>714480075just to see her in bikini
>>714481371it's shonenshit meant to disappoint and trick blacks and browns into playing the idol training game. The show literally has a color grade brown filter
>>714481418the question is, do you feel lucky?
>>714481468All, not kidding. Weakest is probably Season 1 if youโre really averse to cutesy comedy
>>714481468all of them after you've played the game and realize the shows are just ads and the characters have exaggerated personalities
>>714480039reminder that this is a drug addict pajeet
>>714481591okay well I guess I'll get around to watching the main and event story in the game now.
>>714481153>You should watch Cinderella Gray thendo i need to watch any previous serious? because the idea turns me off.
If i can just go into Cinderella Gray raw then i'll do it
oh and forgot i did watch Road to the Top too
>>714481605i dont caaaaaaareeee he's literally so easy to ignore
>>714481709he's easy to report for spamming too, it's hilarious to watch him try and evade bans
>>714479073Yes (No), The main point of Kitasan is always having her on Speed training because of her accumulation of Specialty Priority:
Lvl 1->44: 20% chance to appear in Speed training
Lvl 45: 60% chance
Lvl 50: 100% chance
Is the racing part controllable by the player or it's an autobattler?
>>714481780>100% chance to appear in speed trainingthat sounds busted, what the fuck
>>714481605Based jeet whistleblower that leaked the discord
>>714481827oh man if it was controllable, these threads would be flooded with "skill issue" posts
>>714479018I leveled up all my cards
>>714481827it's an idol training game, not a racing game
the game wasn't meant for non-japs
>>714481828That's only the first layer, like
>>714478504 said, she also has extremely desirable skills with two bonuses to hints so you'll end up with desirable skills by just spamming speed training.
>>714481605Man, there's really organized shitposting discords?
I thought this was always some sort of joke/boogieman but now it's just kinda sad.
>>714467478BA is soulless at this point. Nexon killed it. That said, people are 4 years late to the umamusume party. It's already past its peak in Japan.
>>714481708I would even argue Cinderella Gray is a technically better start to the series than S1 because it actually explains everything about racing and starts from bumfuck nowhere low-scale races and gradually moves up.
If you already watched the movie and OVAs there's no reason to pass on it I'd say, but just give it the 3 episode rule and see if it's your thing.
>>714482061and of course their leader is a tranny janny furfag from the world of warcraft general, because of course it is
>>714481605what compels them to spend their time doing something like this?
>>714482184(You)s feel good when you don't speak to people in your day-to-day life
>>714482167oh and forgot to mention that he's jewish too
>>714482184not like they have anything else to do when all they play is a dead dogshit tranny game like wow, and by "play" I mean sit in goldshire all day waiting for someone to do gay ERP with in whispers
>>714481708I really think S2 is worth a try especially if youโre a sufferkino enjoyer
>>714468924https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2023/04/25/blue-archive-accused-of-stealth-marketing-after-artists-post-delete-art-before-announcement/
>>714482080I counter-argue that the game is the best starting point followed by vtumor goldship youtube videos and then you can start the anime. The shitty anime is scamming people into thinking this is some dark serious business series
>>714482061how retarded do you have to be to think there isn't
but there's also ones FOR gachas, nevermind legitimate paid shills people will act as though don't exist, etc
for and against, there's probably a group of discord fags coordinating shitposting about something or other
take stellar blade for example, you can't even talk down that game a little without a flood of posts screaming about trannies and other garbage
>>714468924nigger, ALL gachas/vidya stealth market
all of them
every single one
at this point it's just part and parcel of advertisement
>>714482025With how veterans work a max Kitasan probably contributes to a godly speed legacy
>>714469989gimme a white whistle, I'll trek to the bottom and make it back with my body completely in tact.
Just had my most depressive career. This horse kept getting sick we weren't able to train properly and she wanted to please me. In the end we failed in the classic year. Suddenly I was playing those drama movies were someone's dreams are shattered. Want expecting this from this game. Was sad losing with Urara too
>>714482656mati...kanake..kaneke..futifitaru..? dunno how to say it...
>>714482656Matikanefukukitaru?
>>714482167>>714481605Still up with the rampant lies from December, Chang? You still have to tell everyone whose Angelo are you talking about from this totally-not-from-the-Genshin-general on /vg/, after all: Pepe guy or feels guy?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/698389574/#698389574
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/698389574/#698395910
>>714482560In the end you'll want a 9* legacy spread in Stamina/Power precisely because grinding Speed will become THAT easy.
>>714482707isn't that the gimmick of her career? She gets sick and eventually recovers? Sick status has a high chance of failing training but recovery status has a high chance of success
>>714482064Why would I give a fuck about whats popular in Japan? I don't even care about trends in my own country. The game is good and the anime is good.
>>714482656Everyone else naming their horses western words and this guy had to be special
>>714482359Sorry bro but shounenslop is here to stay, when next season drops it's gonna be the face of the series.
>23th bakushit with another 1* guts spark
Have you ever taken Oguri Cap to KFC with your wallet on the line?
>>714483092Stop killing yourself over this. They will implement spark reroll later.
>>714482184Jealousy. This is why you have nintendo bootlickers and that online petition shit. They have so little going on on their life they attach themselves to a bigger than the person ideas, also IPs.
>>714483159No I am not crazy.
>>714482184Most people hate you
>>714483037japan doesn't care about your animetrendz picture. That's why solo leveling lost to rezero slop and shonenshit umamusume lost to gundam slop
>>714483176i got nothing else to do, all my career stuck at B+, what do you want me to do? spend money on this stingy gacha?
>>714483296how about you wait until better training modes that aren't basic as URA finale come out?
>>714482827I guess so but it really changes the vibes of the career. I like how you focus on character at a time.
>>714483439That shit doesn't matter because at that point I'm just going to stuck at A+ instead.
Game also tell me to do career non-stop for free carats, are you dumb?
>>714483092I force-failed a run just to make the event missions, and got a 3 power Oguri, while I only got 1 stars on everything else. Luck is a bitch.
>>714482417yeah they all do
and its really cheap to commission art at few hundred bux
even if I was a small dev I would commission lewd art of my characters to some decent artists - cause its great advertising
>>714483463lmao are you dumb? I got UR rank in training other career modes using only SR cards
>>714483225Rice Shower needs a new training regimen
When can we start training this cutie? I saw one of her supports and I love her already.
>>714483252Japan loves ogurin and cingray tho, I don't see your point. Comparing it with Gundam of all things and saying it sold more just seems like the weirdest case of apples and oranges.
>>714484053Twoish years, less if we get accelerated banners
>>714484186We have to wait that long when sheโs a support card already? Damn.
>>714484154seabiscuit soon
>>714484236Here's the list
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
She's about half way down the list
>>714467813Wtf I didn't know there was a collab with Project Moon.
>>714484236Forgot to add, I feel you, I'm waiting for her too. I loved her scenes in Season 2 of the anime.
>>714484303They should add Upset and she can be friends with Urara
>>714484303An american horse? How huge will the tits be?
>>714484094japan loves the actual game more. The anime will forever be secondary shit for loud mouth pirates. Maybe you'll realize it when you see the game has horses the anime doesn't
>>714484420Ask Taiki
Or Grass
Or El Condom Pasta
>>714467339 (OP)Retarded weebs will always eat any moefication even trash.
>>714482656>MatikanefukukitaruMIGHTY CUNNY FUCK YOU KITARU
>>714471939>Urara's ura finalsArima Kinen you mean?
>>714484629cry more, troon