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Anonymous No.714467339 >>714467410 >>714467594 >>714467605 >>714467756 >>714467912 >>714468135 >>714468168 >>714468339 >>714468631 >>714469405 >>714469412 >>714470262 >>714470753 >>714471151 >>714471472 >>714471967 >>714472726 >>714473389 >>714475384 >>714475986 >>714476060 >>714476149 >>714476275 >>714476807 >>714477580 >>714477953 >>714478035 >>714478712 >>714480039 >>714480709 >>714481235 >>714484253 >>714484629
What the hell is the deal with this horse game?

How are they so powerful?
Anonymous No.714467410
>>714467339 (OP)
Yakuza money
Anonymous No.714467443
Literally just horse races but with anime girls.
Horse races are very popular.
Anime is very popular.
It's not rocket science.
Anonymous No.714467478 >>714467531 >>714467554 >>714467594 >>714467854 >>714467994 >>714468602 >>714468890 >>714470342 >>714473258 >>714474296 >>714475527 >>714475774 >>714476061 >>714476742 >>714477091 >>714477232 >>714482064
Play Blue Archive instead of this 5 years late game.
Anonymous No.714467531 >>714468183
>>714467478
it's 4 years old, why do retards keep repeating 5?
Anonymous No.714467554 >>714467924
>>714467478
>Blue Archive
>"Play"
>Umamusume
>"Game"
Anonymous No.714467594
>>714467339 (OP)
It has a real-life counterpart. Horses have long been part of human history. It's simply reigniting the spark in zoomers.
>>714467478
Now this is just vapid slop for coomers. There's no passion in this whatsoever.
Anonymous No.714467602
the real yakuza games
Anonymous No.714467605 >>714467668 >>714467932
>>714467339 (OP)
I thought it was strange that people started talking about this anime again, but now I see it's because they released a game.
Anonymous No.714467642 >>714470012 >>714472525 >>714475881 >>714476407 >>714476502 >>714477213 >>714477308 >>714479565
New Toss
Anonymous No.714467648
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Anonymous No.714467668 >>714467714 >>714469404
>>714467605
You're on /v/, why the fuck would we be talking about anime?
Anonymous No.714467703
How autistic do you want your horse?
Anonymous No.714467714
>>714467668
We're on /v/, why the fuck would we talk about video games?
Anonymous No.714467756 >>714467813
>>714467339 (OP)
I was going to try it out but then retards started getting mad at the english fanbase for making horse girl porn because "muh real horses" despite the japanese community doing the exact same shit for years now. Fuck these faggots.
Anonymous No.714467770
Someone in the last thread mentioned a lot of preg art
Anonymous No.714467813 >>714484340
>>714467756
You made the right choice. Come play Blue Archive with us. WE respect porn artists and don't cut artists hand just for drawing porn.
Anonymous No.714467854
>>714467478
what if Aru had horse ears and a tail
Anonymous No.714467878 >>714468045
Why are they called horse girls if horses aren't a thing in their universe? What does horse mean in this context.
Anonymous No.714467912 >>714468052 >>714468060
>>714467339 (OP)
I'd give it a try if it wasn't a gacha and I got no power what so ever over choosing my character
Anonymous No.714467924 >>714472386
>>714467554
Might want to actually try umamusume before making assumptions
Anonymous No.714467932
>>714467605
The game released 4 years ago, it's just now getting an international version so dekinai normalfags can play too.
Anonymous No.714467994
>>714467478
Sorry discount Aura, but I prefer the horses.
Anonymous No.714468045 >>714475405
>>714467878
They're not called horses they're called γ‚¦γƒž

The kanji for horse literally does not exist in their world's Japan and kanji that contains components from the horse kanji like the ma in arima kinen is modified two have two "legs" instead of four
Anonymous No.714468051
OP was (non-lethally) defenestrated shortly afterwards
Anonymous No.714468052
>>714467912
You kind of just don't play 1 horse, they each have their own unique careers and stories. I have 17 horses just from playing normally.
Anonymous No.714468060
>>714467912
>I got no power what so ever over choosing my character
except you do
Anonymous No.714468135
>>714467339 (OP)
dressing up bitches as animals has been around for a long time
Anonymous No.714468168 >>714468230
>>714467339 (OP)
it's just fomo gachaslop for coomers. most will jump to the next gacha in a year or two.
Anonymous No.714468181
Anonymous No.714468183
>>714467531
five is a sexier number for BA fans
Anonymous No.714468230 >>714468351 >>714468607
>>714468168
>Game where yakuza cut off artists fingers for drawing porn
>coomer game
Anonymous No.714468231 >>714468712 >>714469996 >>714470189 >>714480265
I know the event story is to shill special week and silent suzuka and also the anime(?) first season
But the only thing it did is sell me how fucking cute Teio is
I really want her now
Anonymous No.714468263 >>714468287 >>714468326 >>714468604
Is it even a game? What do you do, just bet?
Anonymous No.714468287
>>714468263
It's a raising sim
Anonymous No.714468319
You know the BA steam launch is successful because they quickly finished their 10 minutes dailies and went back to shit up everywhere they go like usual.
Anonymous No.714468326 >>714468787
>>714468263
It's a simplified roguelite Winning Post with deckbuilding
Anonymous No.714468339
>>714467339 (OP)
Horse girls are just crazy, man.
Anonymous No.714468351 >>714468497 >>714468589
>>714468230
who are you trying to fool son
Anonymous No.714468497 >>714468561
>>714468351
Literally check footage of the game, its way less lewd than most other gacha.
Anonymous No.714468561 >>714468624 >>714472053
>>714468497
Why do some of them not wear bras?
Anonymous No.714468589
>>714468351
As someone who has been playing the game the best you are going to get is seeing them in school swimsuits and the jiggle physics that happen sometimes and that's it
The coomer content is surprisingly low in this
funnily enough I started to masturbate less because of this game
Anonymous No.714468602 >>714468924
>>714467478
>uma musume: a game where the devs don't want people to make porn of
>blue archive: a game where the devs are paying people to make porn of
Kinda funny desu
Anonymous No.714468604 >>714468842
>>714468263
It's like monster rancher. You guide the career of horses. You plan out their career with support cards and previous horses that serve as "legacy" parents, then pick their stats and abilities each round while choosing what races they compete in over the course of 3 in game years. This culminates in a final rating with stats and skills that can be passed down as your horse becomes a "legacy" horse upon finishing their career, with your performance dictating the likelihood of high stat yields being passed down. There are horses with different strengths and weakness and different career goals which mandate certain races, and tracks that reflect that. Both the horse's stories and the tracks are based on real world horse racing. It also has an absolutely insane anime, easily the best modern sports anime.
https://youtu.be/YAY8tlIqEBU
Anonymous No.714468607
>>714468230
Only applies to basic bitch uber popular artists like the nintendo stint. You really are brain damaged if you can't find the horses getting porked in less than like five minutes.
Anonymous No.714468624 >>714468683
>>714468561
Unaerodynamics.
Anonymous No.714468631
>>714467339 (OP)
those aren't horses
Anonymous No.714468683
>>714468624
Aerodynamics of a cow.jpg
Anonymous No.714468712
>>714468231
Teio step!
Anonymous No.714468725 >>714468758 >>714468760 >>714468861
The pvp side of the game doesn't interest me that much, but I will admit it's satisfying when my horses manage to shitstomp other players' horses
Also mirror matches are funny because I get to watch 2 copies of the same horse run together in perfect lockstep
Anonymous No.714468758
>>714468725
Don't trust anyone etc
Anonymous No.714468760
>>714468725
We have yet to get the proper PvP event, Champions Meeting.
Anonymous No.714468787
>>714468326
Ironically this game is a fair bit deeper than winning post, dunno if you ever actually played it.
Anonymous No.714468842 >>714469180
>>714468604
So I just ditch my favorite uma after a while and pick a new one? Doesn't really appeal to the waifufag in me
Anonymous No.714468861 >>714469180
>>714468725
How does the pvp work?
Can I make my own illegal racing ring if I have 15 other players?
Anonymous No.714468863 >>714468976 >>714468998 >>714469053 >>714477403
Yakuza: STOP DRAWING PORN OF MY HORSES!
Also the yakuza:
Anonymous No.714468871
china btfo
Anonymous No.714468890 >>714469002
>>714467478
Aru is cute and I like the demon bitches in her game a lot but aside from them being cute and sexy, BA feels way more soulless than Uma. I literally can't give a single shit about the plot and character motivations even after giving BA a handful of earnest tries.
Anonymous No.714468924 >>714469047 >>714482326 >>714482417
>>714468602
There's no proof BA is paying artists to draw porn and fan art. Cope.
Anonymous No.714468976 >>714469142
>>714468863
That was a personal request from the IRL owner of horse to make the anime girl version have big tits
Anonymous No.714468998
>>714468863
>people drawing horse porn
Does not bring yakuza money.
>people gooning over horses in the gacha game
Brings yakuza money.
Anonymous No.714469002 >>714469241
>>714468890
That's because BA is very soulless in comparison to something with as much passion as uma, Nexon is pretty evil. There's rumors going around that Nexon paid doujin artists to artificially inflate the games popularity, I wouldn't put it past them desu.
Anonymous No.714469047
>>714468924
Most gachas pay people to make art. Its why there are things like all klee discussion being drowned out by 2000 near-identical images of monas generic ass the week before genshin released.
Anonymous No.714469053
>>714468863
Daiwa is sexier with clothes on.
Anonymous No.714469142
>>714468976
Based rancher
Anonymous No.714469180
>>714468842
Probably the most efficient thing to do, for now, is to rotate around a handful of uma which pass stats along to each other, but I imagine once you see how different the careers are you'll want to try just about everyone at least once anyways. Like there's a character thats based off a horse that was famous for having 113 losses and 0 wins, and they're basically to this game what Dan is to street fighter, and you spend the whole career scraping enough fans together from competing on short distance dirt tracks to gain entry to the famous arima kinen, versus playing a famous horse where you're blowing through high profile G1 tracks one after another to become world champion. It's really something.
>>714468861
>Can I make my own illegal racing ring if I have 15 other players?
Yes, that is literally in the game.
Anonymous No.714469241 >>714469350 >>714469380 >>714473075
>>714469002
I feel like Uma is more like Touhou and KanColle, as in it was made by people who were absolutely passionate about the subject matter and are very "autistic" about giving it proper homage. BA reminds me more of Azur Lane with it feeling like it is just in it for the money, trying to cater to as many people as possible and just cooked some setting in 5 minutes as an excuse to have as many flavors of cute/sexy anime girls as possible to attract an audience.
Anonymous No.714469350
>>714469241
Spot on, basically took the words out of my mouth lol.
Anonymous No.714469362 >>714469415
The game is popular now, right? Anyone made a /v/ club yet? Let me in
Anonymous No.714469380
>>714469241
>as in it was made by people who were absolutely passionate about the subject matter and are very "autistic" about giving it proper homage
I actually feel like they go too far with the historical reenactment crap, Furioso's story being about building up to a big showdown with her rival only for it to never happen because of the 2011 Tohoku earthquake is a serious disappointment.

If you can have Urara win the fucking Arima Kinen then they should let you change history in cases like that.
Anonymous No.714469404
>>714467668
I speak in general, not just here.
Anonymous No.714469405 >>714469449
>>714467339 (OP)
If you haven't noticed a lot of people enjoy the idea of fucking horses. They are possibly the most popular animal to fuck.
Anonymous No.714469412 >>714469450 >>714469834 >>714476919
>>714467339 (OP)
I always knew I was a Bourbon lover.
Anonymous No.714469415 >>714469527 >>714470163
>>714469362
>now
Everyone have already moved on to play Blue Archive which got released on Steam today.
Anonymous No.714469449
>>714469405
dogs still blow them out of the water
Anonymous No.714469450
>>714469412
Cute cyborg
Anonymous No.714469527
>>714469415
nice try buddy I saw that steamdb ccu pic in the other thread, maybe try getting assmongoloid to stream your game and maybe you guys'll get somewhere
Anonymous No.714469604 >>714469683
Did the Japs figure out they can sponsor ecelebs without actually having to disclose it, or is the game actually worthwhile enough to warrant playing it now?
Anonymous No.714469683
>>714469604
The ecelebs are just retards jumping on a bandwagon with no idea what they're doing, the streams are dogshit of them whining about where the "real game is" because simulation games are a patrician genre and these brainrotted retards wanted a casual mario kart racer
Anonymous No.714469834 >>714469926 >>714469989
>>714469412
We know, Kiryu.
Anonymous No.714469839 >>714471343
Anonymous No.714469864 >>714470126
>literally free game that's like 400mb in size
>oh gosh should I play it, do my favorite streamers like it? I wouldn't want to play anything for even 5 seconds that's not approved by my favorite ecelebs
Anonymous No.714469926
>>714469834
yakuza trainers...
Anonymous No.714469989 >>714478530 >>714482662
>>714469834
>trainer-san is still just a red whistle
Anonymous No.714469996 >>714470249
>>714468231
I'm loving the game, but I've never given less of a shit about a gacha poster girl than special week. I'm sure I'd love her if I actually rolled her and did her career mode, hasn't failed so far.
Anonymous No.714470012 >>714472064
>>714467642
wher the amogus at
Anonymous No.714470086 >>714470320 >>714471064
so what's the difference between a 1* horse and a 3* one?
just a few initial stats increase and a special outfit?
Anonymous No.714470126 >>714470267
>>714469864
The game downloads about 5 GB of actual data when you start it up, but I'm looking it up now and it is only about 312 MB on the disc I installed it to. Where the hell did it put all the files it downloaded ingame?
Anonymous No.714470163
>>714469415
Go back
Anonymous No.714470189 >>714470484
>>714468231
teio's caught another one
Anonymous No.714470249
>>714469996
it's kinda weird that she's not a freebie, the app mascot is almost always the character you play as first but not her in this case
Anonymous No.714470262 >>714470626
>>714467339 (OP)
>Horse raising but tranime and gacha
Miss me with this tranny shit, I'll play the superior game.
Anonymous No.714470267
>>714470126
AppData LocalLow
It's recommended you make a symlink to a better folder.
Anonymous No.714470287 >>714470770 >>714470786
What causes the inspiration event to happen? Totally random?
Anonymous No.714470320 >>714474280
>>714470086
Watered down stats and unique skill. Once you uncap them to 3* you get their true, proper unique skill on top of the outfit. Your uma also get proper unique skill animation now.
Anonymous No.714470342 >>714470376 >>714470529
>>714467478
>BA reduced to picking fight with smaller gacha since they keep dying
THE FGO KILLER THEY SAID
Anonymous No.714470376 >>714470579
>>714470342
based
Anonymous No.714470416 >>714470447 >>714470464
where are all the males
Anonymous No.714470447
>>714470416
All umas are female
They reproduce with human men
Anonymous No.714470448
>stays up late doing a puzzle before summer camp
AHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.714470464 >>714470689 >>714470772 >>714471703 >>714471739 >>714472904 >>714473713 >>714474102
>>714470416
They became girls
Anonymous No.714470484
>>714470189
She's simply too powerful bro
Anonymous No.714470529 >>714470754
>>714470342
fgo killed itself bro
Anonymous No.714470579
>>714470376
You can stop replying to yourself now, cuck
Anonymous No.714470626
>>714470262
you don't need to share with the whole board you're a zoophile anon
Anonymous No.714470689 >>714470759 >>714472313
>>714470464
ZAMN
Futabros, we are feasting tonight
Anonymous No.714470753
>>714467339 (OP)
>viral
fucking mutts gushing over decade old thing. its the same like figuring pokemon is a thing only last month. tsmh ffs
Anonymous No.714470754 >>714470904 >>714471017
>>714470529
If FGO is dead then what can we say about BA?
Anonymous No.714470759
>>714470689
Call me Basashi cause I'm about to swallow some horse meat.
Anonymous No.714470770
>>714470287
At the start of the school year for Year 2 and Year 3
Anonymous No.714470772
>>714470464
wtf is this real
Anonymous No.714470786
>>714470287
It happens at the same time every year.
Anonymous No.714470834 >>714470890 >>714470974 >>714471004 >>714471939
my priest talked about umamusume at the sermon last week. he said its a afront to god and tempts men into pedophilia and bestiality
Anonymous No.714470849 >>714471002 >>714471519 >>714471627 >>714471998 >>714472050 >>714472163 >>714472373
How the fuck do I beat the Tenno Sho (Spring) with Gold Ship?
Anonymous No.714470890
>>714470834
>pedophilia and bestialit
>priest
yeah I bet he has tons of expertise
Anonymous No.714470904 >>714470963 >>714474419
>>714470754
It's been going down ever since the lost belt arc ended, they should've just used the opportunity to completely overhaul the game or simply just port fgo arcade to mobile. Yes I am bitter at it, quit after lb5
Anonymous No.714470963 >>714471084
>>714470904
they don't even support arcade anymore why would they port that
Anonymous No.714470974 >>714471016
>>714470834
God says I could pawn off my daughter for like 40 silver pieces so he aint exactly getting that moral high ground here
Anonymous No.714471002
>>714470849
>How the fuck do I beat the Tenno Sho (Spring) with Gold Ship?
Anonymous No.714471004
>>714470834
Yeah but what was his favorite horse?
Anonymous No.714471016
>>714470974
damn that's too expensive for a woman no thanks bro
Anonymous No.714471017
>>714470754
Do you have the full list?
Anonymous No.714471064
>>714470086
Yes. If you upgrade to 3* they become as good as any other 3* unlike other games where they'd still be handicapped. In fact Twin Turbo and Mayano Topgun are two of the best niges in the game.
Anonymous No.714471084
>>714470963
Because it looks way more fun than castorina 3 turn farming ad-infinium. Fgo arcade was the foundation, they just needed to build upon it
Anonymous No.714471151 >>714471209
>>714467339 (OP)
Bros, why didn't P5X get an article like this?
Anonymous No.714471209
>>714471151
who?
Anonymous No.714471343
>>714469839
the roach king hath given his blessing
Anonymous No.714471472 >>714471664 >>714471992
>>714467339 (OP)
does bourbon get added to the standard banner pool later?
Anonymous No.714471519 >>714471627
>>714470849
The further in the back you are, the more power you want in response to speed.
I think Late/End wants 6:4 power to speed
Also stamina to meet the length requirements. Stamina requirements spike once you're in senior year.
Stamina requirements can be offset with healing skills like Swing Maestro, but you still need them to proc. Thankfully you should be doing wit training relatively often to bump yourself up to above 50% energy to fish for rainbow training.
Anonymous No.714471627
>>714470849
>>714471519
The problem with default Goldship is she's not a real oikomi because of the gradual acceleration from her unique skill
She generally needs balanced stats but with focus on speed/power
Anonymous No.714471664 >>714471759 >>714474280
>>714471472
She'll be in the pool permanently after her rate up is over, but only with standard rate up.
Anonymous No.714471703 >>714471751
>>714470464
I knew about ear accessory thing, but do they really use different type of pants for "male" horsegirls?
Anonymous No.714471739
>>714470464
>still a male lead sports series
women btfo
Anonymous No.714471751 >>714471776 >>714474280
>>714471703
Stallions wear gym shorts.
Mares wear bloomers.
That's about it.
Anonymous No.714471759
>>714471664
This, and it's the case for everyone added throughout the games life.
They get added with a rate up and are also immediately in the normal pool from that day on. There's no "they're in the gacha for X amount of time and then you can't get them anymore" They just enter the list of 3 Stars or SSRs you can get.
Anonymous No.714471776
>>714471751
I need scarlet to sit on my face after a race
Anonymous No.714471805 >>714471962
Okay, what do I need to know about legend races and what should I have prepared for it?
Anonymous No.714471814
Anonymous No.714471939 >>714484695
>>714470834
He also said that jesus forgives you as long as you clear Urara's ura finals
Anonymous No.714471962 >>714472123
>>714471805
They are a kind of mid boss race where you race against an NPC uma boss and get their shards, rewards and their shoes as trophies. They're not hard, but at this point they should be pretty challenging for new players.
Anonymous No.714471967 >>714472181
>>714467339 (OP)
It got popular with normalfags so i'm not gonna play it.
Anonymous No.714471992
>>714471472
EVERYONE gets added to ALL gacha, there are no limiteds at all. You can roll on the summer banner and get christmas horses and vice-versa
Anonymous No.714471998
>>714470849
1. Speed, Power, Stamina get all 3 high, make sure Guts is at least 300, Wit is at 350 minimum and 450 maximum.
2. Focus on Yellow Skills and a few blue skills especially Maestro Swing, and Corner Recovery. Those two alone will help so much during the beginning of your run. Also do not buy skills immediately unless you feel like you will lose. Reason being the more Hints(skills) you unlock, the greater the discount of those skills there are.
3. Worst case borrow Characters(Include Guest) for Parents and use Support Card

Also a huge note. DO NOT FORGET TO LEVEL UP SUPPORT CARDS. They are integral to getting higher friendship gauges, quickly unlock skills, and help gain fans in season.
Anonymous No.714472050
>>714470849
SKILLS and STATS matter. YELLOW and BLUE are important.
Anonymous No.714472053
>>714468561
impossible to not be wearing a bra and having your breasts pushed up in that manner
Anonymous No.714472064
>>714470012
Horse girl’s left eye, upside down.
Anonymous No.714472123 >>714472250
>>714471962
I read they get later added as a permanent daily thing but you only get one piece per day then.
Is that right after their legend race period or does that come later?
Are a couple B+ horses gonna be enough for them?
Anonymous No.714472163
>>714470849
I will mention indirectly with Gold Ship on the URA Finale, try changing her to a Pace Chaser. For some reason when I did End Closer, she kept getting boxed in by 5 others and could not break free. But when I went Pace Chaser route, she was in 5th place, then cut around everyone into first place.
Anonymous No.714472181 >>714472239 >>714472240 >>714472719
>>714471967
this game looks like normalfag kryptonite though
Anonymous No.714472239
>>714472181
Some things rise against the odds
Anonymous No.714472240
>>714472181
Oddly enough, which doesn't make sense to me. But normalfags being normalfags, they won't last long at all
Anonymous No.714472250
>>714472123
>I read they get later added as a permanent daily thing but you only get one piece per day then.
They do but only years later after a they did a bunch of legend races. Global should expect at least 2 years before reaching that point.
>Are a couple B+ horses gonna be enough for them?
Should be enough, the boss horses are around B rank as well. That being said I got time where even my uber umas lost to them due to bad RNG.
The legend race have difficulty options like the daily races though, so you can still do the easier ones if the hardest prove too difficult.
Anonymous No.714472290 >>714472420 >>714472578 >>714472617 >>714474497 >>714474802
If you didn't get the onsex trip with your uma, you didn't beat ze game.
Anonymous No.714472313
>>714470689
Fine Motion is actually a hermaphrodite and does have ribbons on both ears.
Anonymous No.714472373 >>714472546 >>714478451 >>714479029 >>714479952 >>714480558 >>714480838
>>714470849
Anonymous No.714472386
>>714467924
What the fuck are you on about? It's a VN with extremely barebones management elements.
Anonymous No.714472420
>>714472290
I have only done it with Haru Urara, I'll do it with Maruzensky and Suzuka next
Anonymous No.714472437 >>714472617 >>714472678 >>714472981 >>714473121 >>714475819
is the anime for this any good?
Anonymous No.714472525
>>714467642
>panty shot
kek
Anonymous No.714472546 >>714473032
>>714472373
>Watched the whole thing
damn... maybe I should give it a shot
Anonymous No.714472548
Gacha is used for money laundering. The horses are literally owned by the Yakuza. Of course it's heavily promoted.
Anonymous No.714472578
>>714472290
Anonymous No.714472591 >>714475345
that's it I'm uninstalling
Anonymous No.714472598 >>714472704 >>714472747 >>714472812
Wait a minute ...
If Uma musume doesn't do the retarded shit of human ears + animal ears what the hell do golshis earmuffs cover?
Keep the sides of her head warm?
Anonymous No.714472617 >>714472754 >>714472765
>>714472290
I've gotten the carrot burgers, the bundle of carrots and single carrot, but I can't get the darn hot spring trip
>>714472437
Season 1 is world building and cute, season 2 leans a bit more into the sports part of it, but from there it only gets more and more crazy and shounen-tier with effects. Nothing is really a sequel in terms of the story since it focuses on a different set of characters each time. The New Era movie goes fucking insane on the effects and quality of visuals to where it feels as if they grabbed Studio Trigger into the mix and told them to go crazy with infinite budget.
Anonymous No.714472678 >>714472754
>>714472437
The main one is slice of life trash but the new show and movie are great and focus on sports rather than moeshit
Anonymous No.714472704
>>714472598
she is challenged please understand
Anonymous No.714472719
>>714472181
normalfags are in it for the absurdity of anime girls horse racing meme
Anonymous No.714472726
>>714467339 (OP)
>Autistic boys love sexy anime women
>Autistic women love horses and anime

It's not rocket science
Anonymous No.714472747
>>714472598
>what the hell do golshis earmuffs cover?
Her power levels.
Anonymous No.714472754
>>714472617
>>714472678
thanks, i'll check it out. i like both moeshit and shonenshit
Anonymous No.714472765 >>714472918
>>714472617
>it feels as if they grabbed Studio Trigger
no, all animation served a purpose in that film, every shot had emotional weight. All trigger knows how to do is throw money at a screen and hope they can buy your emotions somehow
Anonymous No.714472812
>>714472598
Goldship is just a weirdo. There's some explanations like blinders or bridles but still odd why she's the only one who has them.
Anonymous No.714472901
Anonymous No.714472904
>>714470464
WHAT A TWEEST
Anonymous No.714472918 >>714473432
>>714472765
I mean fair, but they're the best I can draw a reference to with the crazy flashiness and colors in my rather limited viewing of things since I don't tend to watch much of such shows
Anonymous No.714472981
>>714472437
yes
https://youtu.be/1Jqg1UxUJ9Q
Anonymous No.714473032
>>714472546
strangest feeling lol
Anonymous No.714473041 >>714473080 >>714473112 >>714473116 >>714473138 >>714476864
is this yuri?
Anonymous No.714473075
>>714469241
Agreed. I absolutely loved the Anime with Umamusume Pretty Derby S1 and was hooked to watch it all the way up to Cinderella Gray in three weeks and finish. The Anime and even the Gacha itself feels like it has so much passion and love for History, Design, Fanservice and Gameplay that it feels like a total package. Than just slapping girl of the month and creating disposable content.
Anonymous No.714473080
>>714473041
Nyes
Anonymous No.714473112
>>714473041
If you're asking you'll be seeing it anyway.
Anonymous No.714473116
>>714473041
dilate
Anonymous No.714473121
>>714472437
I think it's all good. Honestly just watch S1 Pretty Derby and get through the entire series and form your own opinion.
Anonymous No.714473138
>>714473041
Yuri bait but supposedly was meant to be a lot more, but they had to tone it down to get rights to use the horses better. At the same time, several are really thirsty for (You)
Anonymous No.714473258
>>714467478
I am done with Waifu game #563689 I would like to play Oguri Cap as in peak.
Anonymous No.714473389
>>714467339 (OP)
It's SOUL and you wouldn't get it
Anonymous No.714473432
>>714472918
wait until you find out about sakugabooru
Anonymous No.714473598
Anonymous No.714473670 >>714473720 >>714473753 >>714473785 >>714473830 >>714473852 >>714473864 >>714477494
I've been playing uma musume a few hours everyday and I still havent won the URA finale once. Any tips on how? I always seem to just lose at the last race no matter how many skills I got.
Anonymous No.714473713
>>714470464
>the best uma are male
what do it mean for me ?
Anonymous No.714473720 >>714473843
>>714473670
Bakushin
Anonymous No.714473753 >>714473843
>>714473670
Take the Bakushin pill and go full speed build.
Anonymous No.714473785 >>714473987
>>714473670
>hes getting to the finale
my dumb failwife rice shower can't get past the middle of her career
Anonymous No.714473830
>>714473670
Anonymous No.714473843 >>714473940
>>714473753
>>714473720
This is with Bakushin O with 900 speed at potential 3. Guess I need to grind harder then.
Anonymous No.714473852
>>714473670
This guide should be useful for you.
https://youtu.be/WttUxO0EooA
Anonymous No.714473864 >>714474058
>>714473670
Bakushin and don't waste a single day on useless stat that are not speed
Anonymous No.714473940 >>714474017
>>714473843
idk how good your deck is or legacies are, but getting to 1200 is apparently a regular occurence for her.
Anonymous No.714473987
>>714473785
same. i have no idea how to beat Silence Suzuka in that one race where you need 1st place.
Anonymous No.714474017 >>714474187 >>714474479
>>714473940
ive been using those recommended SSR cards like Fine motion and the other one. Do I just stack speed cards despite being R?
Anonymous No.714474058
>>714473864
This
BAKSUHIN
If you're at risk of failing BAKUSHIN
Rest
Don't waste turns on anything else.
Anonymous No.714474102 >>714474181 >>714474212 >>714474272
>>714470464
Wait, so the futa joke wasn't just a joke?
Anonymous No.714474150 >>714474661 >>714476072
Ok fellas I heard some nasty things about this lovely lookin lass, what am I in for? Any tips? This is my 3rd ever run btw so my inheritance aren't great
Anonymous No.714474181
>>714474102
It is, they're only spiritual reincarnations
Anonymous No.714474187 >>714474376
>>714474017
Probably. I think still keep the SSRs, your friend card prioritize a speed one. There's also the free Special Week SSR from the event.
Anonymous No.714474212
>>714474102
they would have have to drop from school after 2 month of training if it was real
Anonymous No.714474224
>Do Urara's career
>Comes in 1st place after the 2nd race
>Continues to come in 1st place every race after
>"Haha Urara you're so cheerful even though you lose all the time"
>"Her results are pretty bad can she really do that race?"
BITCH SHE HASN'T LOST A RACE IN 2 YEARS
Anonymous No.714474272 >>714476112
>>714474102
They're possessed by irl horse spirits from our world but they're biologically normal girls
Anonymous No.714474280 >>714474408
>>714470320
>>714471664
>>714471751
I'm finna bust

tell me there's an oppai loli

>D0NGG
Anonymous No.714474296 >>714474360 >>714475420
>>714467478
Oh forgot about BA Steam
Anonymous No.714474360 >>714475420
>>714474296
lol
Anonymous No.714474376
>>714474187
I feel like the infinite re-rolling to tier list whore was a trap that prevented people from actually reading what cards do.
Anonymous No.714474408 >>714475125
>>714474280
They only have 3 draphs.
Anonymous No.714474419
>>714470904
It's been going down hill since Final Singularity. It had a boost with LB 1 and 2 but after that it just keeps dropping. Sure people came back for muh Morgan but I barely even see people discuss the newest servants.
Anonymous No.714474479
>>714474017
R cards are not that bad especially if you uncap them. I've been using the suzuka one until I pulled a speed ssr and it did decently. Just read the stats
Anonymous No.714474497 >>714474579
>>714472290
>get hot spring ticket
>with Rice Shower
yeah it was doomed from the start
Anonymous No.714474579 >>714474716 >>714474802
>>714474497
you can do eet
Anonymous No.714474586
Anonymous No.714474638 >>714474669 >>714474717
Can you unlock the race outfits for 2 and 1 star characters?
Anonymous No.714474661 >>714474838
>>714474150
>Any tips?
nope. i can't figure it out. shit is impossible. if you beat Silence Suzuka, post her stats
Anonymous No.714474669
>>714474638
Yes, just get enough shards to uncap them to 3*.
Anonymous No.714474716 >>714475418
>>714474579
i can't. i've tried her career like six times, its impossible
Anonymous No.714474717
>>714474638
don't rush it. You'll eventually pull so many dupes you'll get them eventually
Anonymous No.714474802
>>714472290
>>714474579
You lucky motherfucker
Anonymous No.714474838 >>714475047 >>714476917
>>714474661
Yeah bad start so far
It's the goddamn debut race girl what the fuck are you doing
Anonymous No.714474916 >>714475036
>magical horse girl racing game
...
>no chicken jockey
>no riding them
>no whipping them to move faster
>no petting their backs and ass as they are bent over slopping from the trough
>no shodding their hooves with horseshoes, beating nails into their feet to fit u-shapes iron shinglea like jesus to the cross
>no forcing them to breed with wild black horses with giant erect flopping horse penises
>no putting them down, executing them, when they can no longer work due to leg or back injury
>no horse bit, shoving and restraining and raping their mouths with shanks, rings, cheekpads and mullen
>no fanciful hair/mane styling
>no picking out caparisons, bardings, or saddles

Absolute garbage execution.
GARBAGE missed opportunity.
In fact, TRASH and rope urself.
Anonymous No.714475027
>wanted to build air groove to fill mile team race slot
>career just throws mediums at her making the skills incompatible
i'm guessing this isn't the correct way to do it
Anonymous No.714475036 >>714475181
>>714474916
>westoid
>wants to harm the umas
All you faggots lust over is gore and torture porn. Stick to AAA M rated slop, it's made for your kind.
Anonymous No.714475047
>>714474838
it gets worse bro
Anonymous No.714475048 >>714475128 >>714475157
Why is everyone talking about this game against suddenly?
Anonymous No.714475125 >>714477214
>>714474408
idk wtf that means but what are their names so I can look up all their smut
Anonymous No.714475128
>>714475048
>suddenly
we've had non-stop threads for over a week now....
Anonymous No.714475147
3rd attempt
I don't know if it's because I made better choices or if I got lucky
Anonymous No.714475157 >>714476789
>>714475048
Global release on Steam.
Asmongold did a stream.
Toss made a comic
And Forbes wrote an article.
Anonymous No.714475181 >>714475275 >>714475786
>>714475036
Go fuck urself with that cope. You should expect much more from Japan where tentacle rape is from. This is piss poor low effort asset flip gatcha with ZERO semblance to horses
Anonymous No.714475275
>>714475181
Anonymous No.714475302
getting a little rustled at people calling this a roguelite cause of random events lol
OPEN THE SCHOOLS (release Idolmaster in English)
Anonymous No.714475303 >>714475380 >>714475424
Should i use the free 3 star voucher?
Anonymous No.714475345 >>714475378
>>714472591
lmao even literal NPCs reject you incel
Anonymous No.714475378 >>714475435
>>714475345
ok fatty
Anonymous No.714475380
>>714475303
You can if you're eager to get a start 3*, but it's best to get a feel of the game first, do the special mission for the random 3* ticket THEN use your selector.
Anonymous No.714475384
>>714467339 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK?
Anonymous No.714475405
>>714468045
woah, never noticed, that's cool if so
Anonymous No.714475418 >>714475465 >>714475474
>>714474716
What? I got her yesterday and beat it first try, thought it was one of the easiest. Here are my stats for reference.
Anonymous No.714475420
>>714474296
>>714474360
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.714475424
>>714475303
it's fixed it doesn't update with more umas if that's what you're wondering. Also some people got literally scammed when the banner changed so yeah just use it
Anonymous No.714475430 >>714475485 >>714475541 >>714475623 >>714475642
Anonymous No.714475435
>>714475378
Enjoy your uninspired trash asset flip you subhuman mongrel consoomer goy
Anonymous No.714475465 >>714475721
>>714475418
im talking about rice shower....
Anonymous No.714475474 >>714475721
>>714475418
hes talking about r*ce shower
Anonymous No.714475485
>>714475430
she's so slim uwaaa
Anonymous No.714475527
>>714467478
Ironic weeb.
Anonymous No.714475541
>>714475430
Holy aerodynamic
Anonymous No.714475623
>>714475430
Anonymous No.714475642
>>714475430
Flat queen.
Anonymous No.714475653
I can't believe BAKUSHIN fucking DIED
Anonymous No.714475708 >>714475804 >>714475895
Umas that want to stay back until the final stretch are so much worse than sprintgrugs it's not funny
Anonymous No.714475721
>>714475465
>>714475474
Oh, nevermind then, I don't have Rice Shower
Anonymous No.714475774
>>714467478
Koreans shouldn't have rights so I refuse to play Korean games on principle.
Anonymous No.714475786
>>714475181
>t. western AAA loving faggot that jerks off to gore and torture porn
Anonymous No.714475792
el condor ACAB
Anonymous No.714475804
>>714475708
They are harder to train, but in JP, properly trained late/end umas absolutely smoke runners during PvP events.
Anonymous No.714475819
>>714472437
It's better than the game for one.
Anonymous No.714475881
>>714467642
Kek
Anonymous No.714475895
>>714475708
maybe, but lately i've been training late and ends and they've been consistently winning as long as you have power even though you'd be lacking speed in return
the maneuvering skills seems to help as well for them to move from side to side avoiding clumps
Anonymous No.714475927
I want to see the uma musumes run naked.
Anonymous No.714475986 >>714476079 >>714476080
>>714467339 (OP)
didn't this game come out like 2 years ago? why is it popping off now?
Anonymous No.714476009
Anonymous No.714476060 >>714476123
>>714467339 (OP)
Reminder that Cygames are expert shills and most of what you see about their games and anime in social media is shilling.
Anonymous No.714476061
>>714467478
maybe if you forgive Mx2J and let him do art again
Anonymous No.714476072
>>714474150
Find some nigga with good horses and then follow him. You're not beating any long race horse until you get good inspirations.
Anonymous No.714476079
>>714475986
global release
Anonymous No.714476080
>>714475986
how many times are you gonna ask this question
Anonymous No.714476101
Horsegirls are really cute and feels like its made with passion and attention to details (aka soul) unlike same-looking chinese gachas where everything is robotic
Anonymous No.714476112 >>714476185 >>714476469 >>714476531 >>714476690
>>714474272
so how does breeding work then?
Anonymous No.714476123
>>714476060
This, I bet they pay artists to draw fan art for them too.
Anonymous No.714476149 >>714476183 >>714476271
>>714467339 (OP)
Good Lord, look at all that pointless crap in that article. Why is everyone ok with this? How did it even get to this?
Anonymous No.714476183 >>714476251 >>714476381
>>714476149
he's just trying to get a paycheck, relax
Anonymous No.714476185
>>714476112
you see anon when a man and a woman really love each other...
Anonymous No.714476210
basisters...
Anonymous No.714476242 >>714476382 >>714476451 >>714477248
>Do Haru Urara career
>Final race just sends you out to fucking die
How fucking dare you force me to make her cry
Anonymous No.714476245
Anonymous No.714476251
>>714476183
No wonder they're all getting laid off.
Anonymous No.714476271
>>714476149
most articles are chatgpt nowadays, you can tell by how it starts the article with a question then the way it answers it
Anonymous No.714476275 >>714476327
>>714467339 (OP)
paid advertising? holy shit!
Anonymous No.714476327
>>714476275
on MY 4chan?? its more likely than you think
Anonymous No.714476351 >>714476895 >>714478779 >>714479459
Can I write smut of the horses and put it on AO3 or will the YAGUTZA get me for that too
Anonymous No.714476379 >>714476448 >>714476541
what the fuck is Bakushin
Anonymous No.714476381
>>714476183
Im surprised its not some blatant clickbait like
"Sexualizing horses is problematic and here is why"
Anonymous No.714476382 >>714476587
>>714476242
Is it even possible to win that race with the supports available at launch or do you need a godly eugenics program and power creep cards
Anonymous No.714476385 >>714476508 >>714476982 >>714477649
guys how realistic is it to get a haru arima win
Anonymous No.714476391 >>714476519
I finished campaign with Oguri once. Now that I'm doing her again, I feel like autoskip skips over every single Oguri trainee event, even the ones I haven't seen. What's up with that?
Anonymous No.714476407
>>714467642
I keked
Anonymous No.714476448 >>714476841
>>714476379
Bakushin is bakushin
Anonymous No.714476451
>>714476242
The difficulty jump caught me off guard too
Anonymous No.714476469
>>714476112
When a Trainer-san and his Uma Musume love each other very much...
Anonymous No.714476502
>>714467642
Sellout
Anonymous No.714476508
>>714476385
its more likely to snow in texas
Anonymous No.714476519 >>714476716
>>714476391
There's a setting in the main menu options that specifically stops skips for unseen events
Anonymous No.714476531
>>714476112
When possessed by male horses they grow an equine penis but they're perfectly normal aside from that
Anonymous No.714476541
>>714476379
BAKUSHIN means BAKUSHIN
It's really self-explanatory
Anonymous No.714476587
>>714476382
It's not a question of support. It's about getting enough sparks to fix her shitty turf and long aptitude.
Anonymous No.714476690
>>714476112
Having sex in this universe is also like playing gacha, you have a chance of having the girl you impregnated give birth to an Uma, a regular girl or a regular boy.
You can also have sex with an Uma, and impregnate her, and when that happens your children *always* end up being Uma.
Anonymous No.714476716
>>714476519
Oh yeah I had it on initially but seems like it got reset when I linked my data. (Or rather the setting didn't carry over.) Thanks.
This and the gym trackwear in G3 races should be On by default, I dunno what they were thinking.
Anonymous No.714476742
>>714467478
You lost, you got mogged, pathetic.
Anonymous No.714476789
>>714475157
>Asmongold did a stream.
that explains why everyone here talks about it
Anonymous No.714476807 >>714476902 >>714477245 >>714477424
>>714467339 (OP)
>viral game
So all it takes really is just that slop livestreamers all jump on something at the same time and it becomes a cultural phenomenon
Anonymous No.714476841
>>714476448
Heil Hitler in Japanese
Anonymous No.714476864
>>714473041
Watch the anime, McQueen and Teio get pretty fucking gay
Anonymous No.714476895
>>714476351
So long as you stay away from Japan and any pachinko parlors
Anonymous No.714476902
>>714476807
Sadly, yes.
Anonymous No.714476917
>>714474838
So far so good, is she better as a late surger? She got bodied at 13th in this race, retried and changed strategies and she kicked everyone's asses
Anonymous No.714476919
>>714469412
This is funny because IRL horses really, really don't like the spot between their ears touched. And they usually dont like their ears touched as well.
Anonymous No.714476927 >>714476956 >>714477003 >>714477156 >>714477621
have you spent any money on this game (or do you plan to)?
Anonymous No.714476956
>>714476927
No. I'll buy merch for the horses I really like.
Anonymous No.714476982
>>714476385
Tried it an hour ago when I got a 3* turf spark and together with 2 2* long, 1 1* long and a 1* turf this was the result.
Honestly doesn't look too hard once you've got enough sparks to get higher turf affinity.
Anonymous No.714477003
>>714476927
the last time I spent money on gacha I regretted it so bad I dropped it a few days later so no
Anonymous No.714477084 >>714478504
>Every beginner's guide for the game says you need to get the Kitasan Black support or you're willingly dragging your balls through glass for the next year minimum.
What makes it so good?
Anonymous No.714477091 >>714477212 >>714479081
>>714467478
>Pedophile game
>Overrepresented in 4chan
>Lacks mass appeal since the appeal is porn of your students
Uhh no thanks bro
Anonymous No.714477156
>>714476927
I'll probably pick up the guaranteed 3 star ticket packs at some point, I like the game.
Anonymous No.714477168
GET FUCKED!
Anonymous No.714477212
>>714477091
The game is even worse when you play it
Anonymous No.714477213
>>714467642
I checked /pol/ and not a singe thread mentioned this.
Damn.
Anonymous No.714477214 >>714478080
>>714475125
Draphs are a race of shortstacks Cygames created in their other franchise Granblue Fantasy.
Anonymous No.714477232
>>714467478
>Mogged by horses
>Mogged by the subway slammer
>Mogged by limbini companini
>Mogged by mihoyoshit
>Cucked by MahjongGODS
L O L
Anonymous No.714477238 >>714477310 >>714477407
FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THIS GAME I HATE THE CLAW MACHINE I HATE THE CLAW MACHINE
Anonymous No.714477245
>>714476807
More like astroturfed. Not that i mind though since if they got hooked with cygames game they are pretty much selling their soul to the grindGOD
Anonymous No.714477248 >>714477379
>>714476242
the jokes is that she shouldn't even be there
Anonymous No.714477308
>>714467642
In the shine of her left eye
Anonymous No.714477310 >>714477407
>>714477238
Skill issue
Anonymous No.714477374 >>714477684
It's so fucking sad this is what passes for a video game in 2025, and not only that, but you have people dropping thousands of dollars on this shit.
Anonymous No.714477379 >>714477469
>>714477248
Skill issue, there wouldn't be a scenario for her winning if they didn't want you to win
Anonymous No.714477403
>>714468863
The owners of the horses demand beeg titties
Anonymous No.714477407
>>714477238
>>714477310
EZ
Anonymous No.714477424
>>714476807
it has a weird concept so all the ironic streamers pile in like rats
Anonymous No.714477458 >>714477612
When can I roll for the loli horse to race? Her card has been carrying me with nonstop friendship procs.
Anonymous No.714477469 >>714477589
>>714477379
Yeah? So you won it, then?
Anonymous No.714477484
vinny vinesauce would never
Anonymous No.714477494
>>714473670
I used Oguri :DDDD
I spammed Speed and Power training since she gets bonus stats from them
Idk man she just won and won and won. Keep them in a Great mood and watch those stats rise.
Anonymous No.714477554
bratty umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udm6Q8vqQj0
Anonymous No.714477580
>>714467339 (OP)
It's fun. I always new the series existed but never really got into it.

I do wish the game had more feedback in terms of stats. Just something a simple as a stamina bar, or speedometer or something else along those lines. The hints of "your guts is lacking" isn't too helpful, especially if you're winning most of the races.
Anonymous No.714477589 >>714477695
>>714477469
Don't look at me I can't even win Vodka's career
Anonymous No.714477596 >>714477808
Anonymous No.714477612
>>714477458
Which one? Mayano Top Gun. She's a two star so you just need to roll for her.
Anonymous No.714477621
>>714476927
I'm holding back because the upgrade/star system is shit for me. Got Gold Ship several times already and still don't have enough shards/goddess things to get her to 3 starts.

I'll see where I am in a week or two as Gold Ship and gameplay are keeping me in somewhat, definitely not the gacha.
Anonymous No.714477649
>>714476385
it's doable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueCKQf33TnI
Anonymous No.714477684 >>714477752
>>714477374
I have dropped $0 nigger. Just play it for a bit, see what it's all about and move on. Of course there are some autists that are gonna be entranced by all the autistic stats and are gonna want to marry one horse girl irl, but that shouldn't prevent you from experiencing new things. Even if you don't like it, at least you tried it.
Anonymous No.714477695
>>714477589
then don't say 'skill issue' when you can't do it yourself
Anonymous No.714477752
>>714477684
>Just give the slop shovelers your time!
No retard
Anonymous No.714477793 >>714477846 >>714477847
This game isn't new, why is it being pushed now?
Anonymous No.714477808
>>714477596
BAKUSHIN
Anonymous No.714477827 >>714477890 >>714477898 >>714477920
>WITS, STAMINA, GUTS
>WITS, STAMINA, GUTS
>WITS, STAMINA, GUTS
>WITS, STAMINA, GUTS
FUCK THIS SHIT GAME!
Anonymous No.714477846
>>714477793
Global / steam release
Anonymous No.714477847
>>714477793
Global release so Cygames are paying a bunch of streamers to play it.
Anonymous No.714477868
You beautiful bastard, you did it.
Anonymous No.714477890
>>714477827
Anonymous No.714477898 >>714478015
>>714477827
A real Bakumaniac would roll speed every single time regardless of friendship bonuses
Anonymous No.714477920
>>714477827
Actually is Speed Stamina Wits. Everything else is a meme.
Anonymous No.714477953 >>714478031
>>714467339 (OP)
>Game
Anonymous No.714477979 >>714478065 >>714478108 >>714478180
is there a lore reason why Bakushin is so good?
Anonymous No.714478015
>>714477898
I GOT 10 BAKUSHIT WITH 1200 SPEED AND ALL OF THEM GOES TO WITS OR GUTS!
Anonymous No.714478031
>>714477953
It's a legit raising simulator that happens be a gacha
Anonymous No.714478035
>>714467339 (OP)
Okay so this time the girls are actually horses. Hope this clears everything up for you.
Anonymous No.714478065
>>714477979
her trainer is smart and knows what her strengths are
you ever play a career where your uma runs in like 4 different distance categories? its a fucking mess
Anonymous No.714478080
>>714477214
>Draphs are a race of shortstacks
literal perfection
Anonymous No.714478108
>>714477979
She's the class representative.
Anonymous No.714478148 >>714478209 >>714478318 >>714478346 >>714478348
I started a few days ago and I'm getting my ass kicked, I lose after I get to bronze or something, just 3 or 4 official races down the career. Am I supposed to be trying other horses and use them for legacy Stat boosts or something?
Anonymous No.714478180 >>714478917
>>714477979
She's statted to be a complete sprint specialist like her real horse and terrible at everything else. But since her entire career mode is just short sprints, you can play into only adding speed because every other stat is useless for the category.
Anonymous No.714478209 >>714478620
>>714478148
yes
Anonymous No.714478318 >>714478620
>>714478148
Yes
Also you have missions for each of your starting horses since all of them are a different kind of runner. To teach you mechanics and make you read.
Anonymous No.714478327 >>714478412
>autoselect chooses 3 Guts support cards for me
thats.. not very good, isit?
Anonymous No.714478346 >>714478620
>>714478148
Yes and leveling up your support cards asap. Also keeping your mare happy the entire time for maximum stat boosts. Some skills are also way better then others. You can also get screwed by RNG no matter what both on the Career screen and track.

Everything else is based on the gacha to get anymore stat and skill boosts so unless you swipe that credit card, have fun stat sheeting.
Anonymous No.714478348 >>714478620
>>714478148
Do Bakushin runs at the start since you can just force a career victory by spamming speed
Anonymous No.714478371
Never use auto for anything
Anonymous No.714478390
>clear all main story and side story
>Clear all available uma Ura finale.
>clear the events
>still no enough for one spark despite I got both SC and FM in one 10 pull.
This is the first time come back to JP again after playing multiple gooks and chink one, shit feels so bad, I need to spend at least $100+ to reach 30k for a spark.
Anonymous No.714478412 >>714478651
>>714478327
Yes, don't trust the green lady's guidance.
Anonymous No.714478451 >>714478556 >>714479184 >>714479353
>>714472373
>genuinely exciting to watch
Its over for me, isnt it?
Anonymous No.714478504 >>714478643 >>714482025
>>714477084
And accumulation of things, the most important being that at max limit break she's guaranteed to always be in the Speed training since both her Lv30 and Lv45 passives are Specialty Priority and on top of that she has Hint frequency & level plus an extra Power point every time you train Speed with her.
With that you end up with Speed Trainings that are always buffed by a friendship training that has a high chance to give you a lvl3 hint of extremely relevant skills (Recovery for Corner or Straightaway, speed increases on Corner or Straightaways) that also gives you a lot of Power so you most likely won't even need to put a Power card in your deck.
Anonymous No.714478530
>>714469989
Haha, he's more like Bell rank amirite fellow delvers?
Anonymous No.714478556
>>714478451
Nyes
Anonymous No.714478620 >>714478725 >>714478798 >>714479276 >>714479329
>>714478209
>>714478318
>>714478346
>>714478348
OK thanks, it seems this game is grindy as hell then
Anonymous No.714478643 >>714478759
>>714478504
Can you survive by leeching off a whale friend for it if you don't give a shit about being the top of pvp?
Anonymous No.714478651 >>714478768
>>714478412
if i post my support cards, could you point out which ones are worth using?
Anonymous No.714478712 >>714478773
>>714467339 (OP)
Slapdash reme
Anonymous No.714478723 >>714479964 >>714480049
Any JP players here?
How many carats do they usually give out with each new patch/event?
Anonymous No.714478725
>>714478620
Yeah your goal is basically raising ubermensch horse girls to breed even more superior ubermensch.
Anonymous No.714478759
>>714478643
Yes, just have either a Fine Motion or Super Creek support card to increase your chances that those whales accept you as friend.
Anonymous No.714478768 >>714479004
>>714478651
Just post it.
Anonymous No.714478773 >>714480039
>>714478712
y'know i've never seen you make fun of any of these games. you just post your little image and then runaway. its cute!
Anonymous No.714478779
>>714476351
FINGER LOSS CORRECTION, NOW
Anonymous No.714478798 >>714478885 >>714478901
>>714478620
this isn't a self-insert hero story game
Anonymous No.714478885 >>714479605
>>714478798
That's why it lost to Blue Archive in JP.
Anonymous No.714478901 >>714479047
>>714478798
true, I personally self-insert as the horsefucker
Anonymous No.714478917
>>714478180
mayweather tier cherrypicking fights on dawg
Anonymous No.714479004 >>714479082 >>714479296
>>714478768
Anonymous No.714479018 >>714479597 >>714481934
I used the free SSR card ticket and got Suzuka's
Is it good enough to level it up?
Anonymous No.714479029
>>714472373
Now post the vid of real gold ship doing exactly this
Anonymous No.714479047
>>714478901
This, the anthro girls are daughters in my eyes, I need the real deal as a waifu
Anonymous No.714479073 >>714479104 >>714479306 >>714481780
Do I just need one copy of the Kitasan card, or do I need more to be good?
Anonymous No.714479081
>>714477091
>pedophile
Puritan drones are not welcome.
>mass appeal
Ah yes, the million of coprophilic flies cannot be wrong at all.
Anonymous No.714479082 >>714479173
>>714479004
bruh why did you cap 3 different guts cards lmao
Anonymous No.714479104
>>714479073
2 at minimum to unlock it once. Any more and it gets better, but at an absolute minimum you need 2.
Anonymous No.714479173
>>714479082
i knew it! you just wanted to make fun of me!
Anonymous No.714479184
>>714478451
You could show this to Atilla the Hun and he'd be excited by it, horses and gambling are ancient human pastimes.
Anonymous No.714479213 >>714480014
Can I still get any cool shit as a newcomer or did I completely miss out already?
Anonymous No.714479276
>>714478620
It do be like that. Just enjoy the game at your own leisure.
Anonymous No.714479296 >>714479675
>>714479004
You have enough decent cards to get yourself going here. Shame for the lack of Fine Motion or Super Creek, but it's not the end of the world. Spe's welfare card is decent once you fully uncap it. Nishino is pretty good. It's great the you have a nearly uncapped Daiwa Scarlet since she's a decent INT card when you don't have Fine Motion.
The basic would be Speed: Nishino Flower/Fully uncapped Spe or Eishin Flash. Wit: Daiwa Scarlet. Power: Amazon (try to level her up). Cafe is a decent stamina card but you would want to borrow a Creek to fill your stamina slot, level up then use her if you can't find a Creek friend to follow.
Anonymous No.714479306
>>714479073
It's still good with one copy but it becomes really good with a dupe and an "I win" button for a really long time when it's maxed.
Anonymous No.714479329
>>714478620
It is but you can also stop a career mid-game, save your progress and continue later like a normal game.
Anonymous No.714479353
>>714478451
well its like real horse racing
just dont bet too much on it
Anonymous No.714479459
>>714476351
They know they can’t reach westerners, Paheal is filled with Umas
Anonymous No.714479491 >>714479546 >>714479771
>Permission is somehow given to make a cute girl gatcha of Yakuza owned horses
>The Yakuza are shocked and appalled that hentai is made of them
YOU LIVE IN JAPAN YOU RETARDS, WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WOULD DO?
Anonymous No.714479546
>>714479491
They expected nips to obey, and nips did obey.
Anonymous No.714479565
>>714467642
Wow one of these that's actually funny.
Anonymous No.714479597
>>714479018
Decent card with a good skill for runners, but it's no Kitasan black. It's usable.
Anonymous No.714479605
>>714478885
lol no, blue archive can't even win against fgo
Anonymous No.714479675 >>714479807 >>714479864
>>714479296
thanks anon
that Daiwa Scarlet card is my friend support, apparently people think it is worth following me for
>if you can't find a Creek friend to follow
i found one or two
Anonymous No.714479708 >>714479789 >>714479860 >>714479946 >>714480002
Why even play the game when the anime is the strictly better way to enjoy this franchise?
Anonymous No.714479771
>>714479491
The Japs did for the most part listen and did not lewd the Yakuza horse daughters. There's just no Yakuza outside of Japan so kinda hard to enforce it worldwide
Anonymous No.714479789
>>714479708
number go up girl go zoom
Anonymous No.714479807
>>714479675
Most put Creek as their friend support but generally you should save your borrow slot for a fully uncapped card from a whale, so you'd want a fully uncapped Super Creek borrow from a whale and not a 0* copy from dime a dozen rerollers.
Anonymous No.714479860
>>714479708
I can enjoy both?
Anonymous No.714479864
>>714479675
3 dupe Daiwa Scarlet is better than a lot of the SSRs available
Anonymous No.714479946
>>714479708
Both are fun
Anonymous No.714479952
>>714472373
Wtf she keeps activating her cheat superpowers this is not fair!!
Anonymous No.714479964 >>714480049
>>714478723
Anyone?
Anonymous No.714480002
>>714479708
anime is secondary shit and slop for memers. You can already see it here when retards expect umas that represent real horses to act like the anime clown counterparts
Anonymous No.714480014
>>714479213
it's only been 10 days since the release so you can still get free shit, I guess?
Anonymous No.714480039 >>714481605
>>714478773
Rummaging remide
>>714467339 (OP)
quite hard to do both, when there are so many gacha threads to visit each day
Anonymous No.714480049 >>714480734
>>714478723
>>714479964
I don't remember the exact number but should be more than a ten roll if you finish everything per story/pvp event.
Anonymous No.714480075 >>714480129 >>714480134 >>714480157 >>714480184 >>714480241 >>714481497
do trainers REALLY make horses swim and do math homework as part of their training??
Anonymous No.714480129
>>714480075
if it works, it works
Anonymous No.714480134
>>714480075
I'm not training her to be a horse,I'm training her to be my wife
Anonymous No.714480146
why would you bath in an onsen with your horse?
Anonymous No.714480157 >>714480292 >>714480413
>>714480075
Nyes
Anonymous No.714480184
>>714480075
I know those people are idiots, horses should be running on treadmills and cleaning the gym floors exclusively.
Anonymous No.714480195
Anonymous No.714480241
>>714480075
the math homework is mostly the jockeys' job
Anonymous No.714480265
>>714468231
Then watch the second now, its literally the Teio season
Anonymous No.714480292 >>714480410 >>714480423 >>714480786 >>714481013
>>714480157
Do they do this because it is a way to exhoust the horse with little risk of injury, or is there some other benefit to swim training.
Anonymous No.714480410
>>714480292
It's a low impact exercise that's easy on their legs and allows them to build stamina
Anonymous No.714480413
>>714480157
>no training partners
>no rainbow training
What the fuck is he doing
Anonymous No.714480423
>>714480292
Anonymous No.714480498 >>714480605
>USD
should I wait for America to collapsed so I can get better prices?
Anonymous No.714480558
>>714472373
>3s in
>i'm already bored
it's over for me isn't it
Anonymous No.714480605
>>714480498
Just use steam wallet.
Anonymous No.714480709
>>714467339 (OP)
Unironically Yakuza. Horse racing is a big deal.
Anonymous No.714480734 >>714480954
>>714480049
Ten rolls each month?
Jesus.
Anonymous No.714480786
>>714480292
Swimming is actually really good stamina and endurance training but the most important thing is it's something you can often do even when injured(specifically during your recovery phase, never train while still healing from most of an injury that's just going to make it worse, only start swimming when you reach the point that the injury is pretty much healed and you're rehabilitating yourself.)
It's also a method that takes far less time as the water resistance eats at your stamina quickly so it's a really efficient training method compared to just running on the track.
>t. did Cross Country and Long distance Athletics
Anonymous No.714480838 >>714481153
>>714472373
>this webm actually got me to download the game
i've always avoided the games or anime.
Literally the only piece of Uma media i've consumed is the movie and its fucking kino
Anonymous No.714480876
Did you know Nishino Flower can juggle forever?
Anonymous No.714480954 >>714481174
>>714480734
That's for each of the relevant event of each month. They run enough events that if you're diligent enough you can get more than 20+ rolls per months, not to mention getting independent draw tickets from the events as well.
Anonymous No.714480969 >>714481321
All the secret facts are fun little quirks and then Winning Ticket’s is about her panties
Anonymous No.714481013
>>714480292
Anything that gives a horse training while preserving their legs is a massive win
Anonymous No.714481029
Anonymous No.714481153 >>714481256 >>714481468 >>714481708
>>714480838
>Literally the only piece of Uma media i've consumed is the movie and its fucking kino
You should watch Cinderella Gray then, it keeps going in the movie's direction. Quality isn't movie tier but it's pretty good.
Anonymous No.714481174
>>714480954
So there at least 22+ ticket only each month?
God damn, other new gacha really spoiled mere, I don't remember Azurlane was this stingy.
Anonymous No.714481235 >>714481367 >>714481381
>>714467339 (OP)
>game literally has zero gameplay
>you just fuck around in menus clicking things
Anonymous No.714481256 >>714481371
>>714481153
cingray is trash
Anonymous No.714481321
>>714480969
the stories about you and the umamusume are so very interesting!
Anonymous No.714481362
bros...
Anonymous No.714481367
>>714481235
That’s literally game award winning Balatro
Anonymous No.714481371 >>714481513
>>714481256
Say that to my face, fucker, not online and see what happens.
Anonymous No.714481376
https://youtu.be/8eW9FpnLRL0?feature=shared&t=2872
Anonymous No.714481381
>>714481235
it's asian gameplay not meant for non-asians
Anonymous No.714481418 >>714481551
was about to spend money on SSR tickets until I realized, what if I get it from free rolls later?
Anonymous No.714481468 >>714481589 >>714481591
>>714481153
which uma musume series are worth watching
Anonymous No.714481497
>>714480075
just to see her in bikini
Anonymous No.714481513
>>714481371
it's shonenshit meant to disappoint and trick blacks and browns into playing the idol training game. The show literally has a color grade brown filter
Anonymous No.714481551
>>714481418
the question is, do you feel lucky?
Anonymous No.714481589
>>714481468
All, not kidding. Weakest is probably Season 1 if you’re really averse to cutesy comedy
Anonymous No.714481591 >>714481686
>>714481468
all of them after you've played the game and realize the shows are just ads and the characters have exaggerated personalities
Anonymous No.714481605 >>714481709 >>714481850 >>714482061 >>714482184 >>714482765
>>714480039
reminder that this is a drug addict pajeet
Anonymous No.714481686
>>714481591
okay well I guess I'll get around to watching the main and event story in the game now.
Anonymous No.714481708 >>714482080 >>714482302
>>714481153
>You should watch Cinderella Gray then
do i need to watch any previous serious? because the idea turns me off.
If i can just go into Cinderella Gray raw then i'll do it
oh and forgot i did watch Road to the Top too
Anonymous No.714481709 >>714481767
>>714481605
i dont caaaaaaareeee he's literally so easy to ignore
Anonymous No.714481767
>>714481709
he's easy to report for spamming too, it's hilarious to watch him try and evade bans
Anonymous No.714481780 >>714481828
>>714479073
Yes (No), The main point of Kitasan is always having her on Speed training because of her accumulation of Specialty Priority:
Lvl 1->44: 20% chance to appear in Speed training
Lvl 45: 60% chance
Lvl 50: 100% chance
Anonymous No.714481827 >>714481890 >>714481989
Is the racing part controllable by the player or it's an autobattler?
Anonymous No.714481828 >>714482025
>>714481780
>100% chance to appear in speed training
that sounds busted, what the fuck
Anonymous No.714481850
>>714481605
Based jeet whistleblower that leaked the discord
Anonymous No.714481890
>>714481827
oh man if it was controllable, these threads would be flooded with "skill issue" posts
Anonymous No.714481934 >>714482032
>>714479018
I leveled up all my cards
Anonymous No.714481989
>>714481827
it's an idol training game, not a racing game
the game wasn't meant for non-japs
Anonymous No.714482025 >>714482560
>>714481828
That's only the first layer, like >>714478504 said, she also has extremely desirable skills with two bonuses to hints so you'll end up with desirable skills by just spamming speed training.
Anonymous No.714482032
>>714481934
psycho
Anonymous No.714482061 >>714482167 >>714482378
>>714481605
Man, there's really organized shitposting discords?
I thought this was always some sort of joke/boogieman but now it's just kinda sad.
Anonymous No.714482064 >>714482959
>>714467478
BA is soulless at this point. Nexon killed it. That said, people are 4 years late to the umamusume party. It's already past its peak in Japan.
Anonymous No.714482080 >>714482359
>>714481708
I would even argue Cinderella Gray is a technically better start to the series than S1 because it actually explains everything about racing and starts from bumfuck nowhere low-scale races and gradually moves up.
If you already watched the movie and OVAs there's no reason to pass on it I'd say, but just give it the 3 episode rule and see if it's your thing.
Anonymous No.714482167 >>714482281 >>714482765
>>714482061
and of course their leader is a tranny janny furfag from the world of warcraft general, because of course it is
Anonymous No.714482184 >>714482227 >>714482281 >>714483196 >>714483238
>>714481605
what compels them to spend their time doing something like this?
Anonymous No.714482227
>>714482184
(You)s feel good when you don't speak to people in your day-to-day life
Anonymous No.714482281
>>714482167
oh and forgot to mention that he's jewish too
>>714482184
not like they have anything else to do when all they play is a dead dogshit tranny game like wow, and by "play" I mean sit in goldshire all day waiting for someone to do gay ERP with in whispers
Anonymous No.714482302
>>714481708
I really think S2 is worth a try especially if you’re a sufferkino enjoyer
Anonymous No.714482326
>>714468924
https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2023/04/25/blue-archive-accused-of-stealth-marketing-after-artists-post-delete-art-before-announcement/
Anonymous No.714482359 >>714483037
>>714482080
I counter-argue that the game is the best starting point followed by vtumor goldship youtube videos and then you can start the anime. The shitty anime is scamming people into thinking this is some dark serious business series
Anonymous No.714482378
>>714482061
how retarded do you have to be to think there isn't
but there's also ones FOR gachas, nevermind legitimate paid shills people will act as though don't exist, etc
for and against, there's probably a group of discord fags coordinating shitposting about something or other
take stellar blade for example, you can't even talk down that game a little without a flood of posts screaming about trannies and other garbage
Anonymous No.714482417 >>714483675
>>714468924
nigger, ALL gachas/vidya stealth market
all of them
every single one
at this point it's just part and parcel of advertisement
Anonymous No.714482560 >>714482814
>>714482025
With how veterans work a max Kitasan probably contributes to a godly speed legacy
Anonymous No.714482651
Anonymous No.714482656 >>714482730 >>714482757 >>714482821 >>714482992 >>714484660
Matikanefukukitaru
Anonymous No.714482662
>>714469989
gimme a white whistle, I'll trek to the bottom and make it back with my body completely in tact.
Anonymous No.714482707 >>714482827
Just had my most depressive career. This horse kept getting sick we weren't able to train properly and she wanted to please me. In the end we failed in the classic year. Suddenly I was playing those drama movies were someone's dreams are shattered. Want expecting this from this game. Was sad losing with Urara too
Anonymous No.714482730 >>714482821
>>714482656
mati...kanake..kaneke..futifitaru..? dunno how to say it...
Anonymous No.714482757
>>714482656
Matikanefukukitaru?
Anonymous No.714482765
>>714482167
>>714481605
Still up with the rampant lies from December, Chang? You still have to tell everyone whose Angelo are you talking about from this totally-not-from-the-Genshin-general on /vg/, after all: Pepe guy or feels guy?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/698389574/#698389574
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/698389574/#698395910
Anonymous No.714482814
>>714482560
In the end you'll want a 9* legacy spread in Stamina/Power precisely because grinding Speed will become THAT easy.
Anonymous No.714482821
>>714482730
>>714482656
Anonymous No.714482827 >>714483463
>>714482707
isn't that the gimmick of her career? She gets sick and eventually recovers? Sick status has a high chance of failing training but recovery status has a high chance of success
Anonymous No.714482959
>>714482064
Why would I give a fuck about whats popular in Japan? I don't even care about trends in my own country. The game is good and the anime is good.
Anonymous No.714482992
>>714482656
Everyone else naming their horses western words and this guy had to be special
Anonymous No.714483037 >>714483252
>>714482359
Sorry bro but shounenslop is here to stay, when next season drops it's gonna be the face of the series.
Anonymous No.714483092 >>714483176 >>714483646
>23th bakushit with another 1* guts spark
Anonymous No.714483159 >>714483225
Have you ever taken Oguri Cap to KFC with your wallet on the line?
Anonymous No.714483176 >>714483296
>>714483092
Stop killing yourself over this. They will implement spark reroll later.
Anonymous No.714483196
>>714482184
Jealousy. This is why you have nintendo bootlickers and that online petition shit. They have so little going on on their life they attach themselves to a bigger than the person ideas, also IPs.
Anonymous No.714483225 >>714483760
>>714483159
No I am not crazy.
Anonymous No.714483238
>>714482184
Most people hate you
Anonymous No.714483252 >>714484094
>>714483037
japan doesn't care about your animetrendz picture. That's why solo leveling lost to rezero slop and shonenshit umamusume lost to gundam slop
Anonymous No.714483296 >>714483439
>>714483176
i got nothing else to do, all my career stuck at B+, what do you want me to do? spend money on this stingy gacha?
Anonymous No.714483439 >>714483558
>>714483296
how about you wait until better training modes that aren't basic as URA finale come out?
Anonymous No.714483463 >>714483731
>>714482827
I guess so but it really changes the vibes of the career. I like how you focus on character at a time.
Anonymous No.714483558
>>714483439
That shit doesn't matter because at that point I'm just going to stuck at A+ instead.
Game also tell me to do career non-stop for free carats, are you dumb?
Anonymous No.714483646
>>714483092
I force-failed a run just to make the event missions, and got a 3 power Oguri, while I only got 1 stars on everything else. Luck is a bitch.
Anonymous No.714483675
>>714482417
yeah they all do
and its really cheap to commission art at few hundred bux
even if I was a small dev I would commission lewd art of my characters to some decent artists - cause its great advertising
Anonymous No.714483731
>>714483463
lmao are you dumb? I got UR rank in training other career modes using only SR cards
Anonymous No.714483760
>>714483225
Rice Shower needs a new training regimen
Anonymous No.714484053 >>714484186
When can we start training this cutie? I saw one of her supports and I love her already.
Anonymous No.714484094 >>714484431
>>714483252
Japan loves ogurin and cingray tho, I don't see your point. Comparing it with Gundam of all things and saying it sold more just seems like the weirdest case of apples and oranges.
Anonymous No.714484154 >>714484303
Is there a 5 star uma?
Anonymous No.714484186 >>714484236
>>714484053
Twoish years, less if we get accelerated banners
Anonymous No.714484236 >>714484320 >>714484373
>>714484186
We have to wait that long when she’s a support card already? Damn.
Anonymous No.714484253
>>714467339 (OP)
Recursive reer
Anonymous No.714484303 >>714484408 >>714484420
>>714484154
seabiscuit soon
Anonymous No.714484320
>>714484236
Here's the list
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters
She's about half way down the list
Anonymous No.714484340
>>714467813
Wtf I didn't know there was a collab with Project Moon.
Anonymous No.714484373
>>714484236
Forgot to add, I feel you, I'm waiting for her too. I loved her scenes in Season 2 of the anime.
Anonymous No.714484408
>>714484303
They should add Upset and she can be friends with Urara
Anonymous No.714484420 >>714484494
>>714484303
An american horse? How huge will the tits be?
Anonymous No.714484431
>>714484094
japan loves the actual game more. The anime will forever be secondary shit for loud mouth pirates. Maybe you'll realize it when you see the game has horses the anime doesn't
Anonymous No.714484494
>>714484420
Ask Taiki
Or Grass
Or El Condom Pasta
Anonymous No.714484629 >>714485387
>>714467339 (OP)
Retarded weebs will always eat any moefication even trash.
Anonymous No.714484660
>>714482656
>Matikanefukukitaru
MIGHTY CUNNY FUCK YOU KITARU
Anonymous No.714484695
>>714471939
>Urara's ura finals
Arima Kinen you mean?
Anonymous No.714485387
>>714484629
cry more, troon