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>Global Game News
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1
Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m
11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 2
11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3
11/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
New Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xw

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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>>544880953 (OP)
Post the sexo Ryan webm

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE DANCHOU KICK ME NOW!!!!

How do I tell Tazuna that I was ‘marked’ by my trainee without getting fired?

Day of reckoning.

>>544881001
I think most people forget that umas have fangs.

I'm going to sleep make sure to get your carats before I wake up because I'll be very trigger happy with the kicking

>>544878769
36 mil

Happy club recruitment day! Here's an anchor post to reply to with your club advert.

Start a family!

KICK ME DANCHOU
>>544881049
ME AND HIM

Mambo will have room for 1-3 trainers soon.
There's no quota, trade shoes with your fellow trainers and don't be a leech.
If you can't find the club post your ID and we'll send you an invite.

fluffy

what are they doing

>>544881145
Post your ID I'll forward it to danchou for an A club application

Teio!

>>544881242
It should be 2. I checked it for flatliners. One of the guys stopped flatining

>>544881242
Too early, bro. I'm afraid of my danchou being awake lurking and kicking me before the gibs kick in.

>>544881287
their best

Post your resumes

>>544881242
I believe you've recorded my ID already but I'll repost it just in case, I've already asked my current danchou for a kick once I get last month's gibs
498365257945

>>544881242
>no quota
>don't be a leech
hmmm sounds like there is a quota

>>544881039
how many people are leaving today

>failed infirmary 3 times in a row
AHHHHHHHH FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME.

>>544881242
Are you A rank or above? I'm thinking about jumping ship from Clover

>>544881459
cute boy

>>544881301
much appreciated, but I'm already in one of our clubs

>>544881242
>700s
Mambo fell off...

>>544881447
5 people are leaving /uma/club and 2 spots are reserved

Please remember that even when you join my club, danchou is MY danchou and I am his top earner. Nothing you do can ever change that, even with bots.

>>544881481
Around 700, thats A rank

>>544881346
There's 2 flatliners and one guy quit

>>544881386
Yes I have you saved. 1-2 spots then

>>544880953 (OP)
1 open 1 reserved
Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following
>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline
>6 million monthly quota
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes or else
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame

SOMEONE POST THE /UMA/ CLUBS INFOGRAPHIC. I WANT TO SEE OUR CLUBS

Deutsche Brüste höchster Qualität.

>August 68m
>September 78m
>October 61m
Still comfy in my A club though

>>544881583
that great can i reserved a spot. I got like 49m last month

>>544881347
>I'm afraid of my danchou being awake lurking and kicking me before the gibs kick in
I'm very much awake
1 hour 50 minutes before the kick

>>544881546
grim

>>544881589
Ah you're right, my bad boss man.

my /uma/ club is ran by a spicbro and there has never been any drama, he even let me get a friend in
feels good

>>544881589
Cool, thanks

>>544881612
>>544881242
attaching posts to anchor for anons to see
>>544881201

PSA for danchuds: you can look up the ID of applicants to see if they flatlined in the previous club they were in, even after they left

>>544881725
bruh i have 85m total since June

>>544881689
this one?

>>544881846
That one. Thanks.eeeee

>>544881732
Apply yourself there>>544881242

75855495
Leo CM testing room

>>544881346
Nigga if you flatline for 2 weeks and wake up in the last 3 days your weasely ass should be OUT

>>544881813
remember, danchou will want to see a picture of your feet once you join

>>544881242
I’ll be leaving my old club so I’ll be on cooldown but could you also hold a spot for me please? 501827853854

>>544881776
Yeah, danchou is pretty cool. He is even makinf a website for /uma/club to keep everyone updated. It's cool that he is so intelligent.

I must be real fucking slow because it only hit me today how futile it is to try and make groundwork frontrunners
You need a new one every cup due to the different green skill activation. What's the point? Isn't it just smarter to make a good Pace/Late/End/ that pretty much only needs distance as a variable?

>>544881612
Danchou is it true you’re a big breasted Korean woman?

>>544881963
I'll make my UmaFans public for a day then

>>544882073
You are rewarded with consistency because you don't have to worry about blocking RNG

>didn't let me kick
AIIIEEEE NOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M THE DANCHODE

>>544881974
Got you, there are 2 others waiting, but I'm not sure if they joined a new club or not. If they did you will have the invite next

>>544882073
Try having parents with Frontrunner Savvy, it's a universal skill that works everywhere. You can luckshit other two with cards/races/parents.

>>544882176
retard you have been told to kick them already
I hate you stupid Danchud

>>544882164
More power could help.

>>544882176
WTF I tried to leave and the game let me. Will I still get the gibs?

>>544882286
Oh no no no

>>544882286
lmao

>>544882286
no you fucking idiot

any discord clubs?

>>544882073
>Front Runner Savvy
>run Tazuna / X cards that give Focus so worst case you have atleast that for activation
>actually have parents with good whites
it's not so grim

>>544882286
surely you jest

>>544882176
THE RAPED

I'm going to take a nap for 3 hours. Those A+ rank clubs better not be full when I come back.

>>544881612
Can you put me down? I'm still in a club so all good if it gets filled before I can join another.
559743397314

>>544882073
pace/late/end is for lazy gamble, front is for consistent ace
yes, you can skip front if you're lazy, entire game is rng anyway

>>544881924
Apologies for the delay there anons. Anyway, result

>>544882209
No worries, thanks so much

>>544882472
Okay sure I'll send you an invite when the tallying is over, since I cant send you right now

>>544882214
But that doesn't solve the core issue.
For example, can you make a groundwork Frontrunner for Team Trials?

>>544882656
>groundwork Frontrunner for Team Trials
Do you guys actually do this?

>>544881720
when she kneeled in her worlds tenno sho did she just sho give the entire stadium a cleavage shot

>>544882176
*rapes you*

>>544881612
Update
2 are now reserved see you again next time.

>>544882656
Just get savvy, focus, Right/Left handed, Standard/non-Standard distance retard

how big of a difference is dominator + tether vs natty with double gold + tether. as a general debuffer

544882656
Yes, easily you do front runner savvy, concentration, and then a pair of
Left and right handed, standard and non-standard distance, firm and wet

>>544882656
TT got a way different meta for skills. It rewards consistency and activations.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY

>>544882286
anon...

>>544882154
yes

>>544882073
>You need a new one every cup due to the different green skill activation
this is true
i hope /uma/ stops playing front runners already, i need some free wins

AIEEE KINGU HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL

>>544882286
toreina ....

>>544882720
That's my point, you need to go way too specific for frontrunners and I'm tired of this shit.

>>544882891
>>544882871

Fair enough, that helps. I don't want to abandon the fronts I like but I can't deal with this every cup.

>>544882656
you can if you care about winning but otherwise witmaxxing is better
Concentration (you want this anyway) + Savvy + the highest % green
but it really turns GW activation into a 50/50 so it's generally not advisable

>>544880953 (OP)
>Summer Maruzensky
>Meisho Doto
>Eishin Flash
>Nice Nature Wit card

>>544883071
>and I'm tired of this shit.
yeah i agree anon please don't run fronts anymore

>>544880953 (OP)
>don't disappear
>don't flatline
AlmondLove is looking for 2 more active players. Drop your ID for a scout

>>544883039
damn thats a cold bitch

>>544883184
Don't worry I can't get groundwork on an Uma with good stats even if I did.

>>544883039
Why arent my umas saying anything about halloween

>>544883206
can i still get in if i dont love almond eye

>>544883206
hooking to anchor
>>544881201

give me something to draw
i can't promise it will be good though

>>544883178
all mid

so uh... is CE still not detectable?

>>544883296
draw oguri cap being chill

>>544883178
>SEAmonkey posting how his equivalent of nintentoddlers pushed his dogshit gacha to #1
why are you like this

>>544883296
doto as a clumsy waitress

>>544883296
Oguri eating carats while Tama seethes

>>544883296
Urara fighting a helicopter MGR:R style.

>>544883296
Draw Cafe drinking tea

>>544883296
Draw Maruzensky eating a burger

>>544883381
But uma is my dogshit gacha... are we going to be daijobu?

>>544883296
loli gentildonna

>>544883296
Here are few options:
* Daiwa Scarlet having her udders milked
* Boys being cute
* Marriage with Rudolf

>>544883272
I don't know how that's even possible, but at the very least you'd have to love Teio

>>544883296
oguri cap pulling down maruzensky's bikini

>>544883296
Trainer driving with Maruzensky carsick in the passenger seat

>>544883530
i like them both, but love? no

>>544881080
there is nothing you can do once an uma marks you.

>>544883296
taishin reaction image

>>544883530
>no sound
ruined

>>544883571
https://x.com/ForIAmFear/status/1949912254608265359

>>544883296
Teio going nishishi while hiding in a pile of leaves

49203561
Leo CM room

>>544883751
Cute hag

>>544883598
Well, you'd have a personal quota of posting an Almond Eye image once a week until you fall in love with her.

>>544883347
Everyone saving for Oguri Cap...

>>544881589
danchou please, we have like 4-6 shitters...

>>544884029
nta but I think Almond Eye looks boring. Her design feels very bland.

>>544883835
Scarlet close your legs...

Hello, i am back after crashing out about only getting 1 SSR in 250 pulls
Please be gentle with me

>>544883890
Result

>>544884129
Her overly sparkly eyes and inner hair glow is too much.

>>544884210
You've already been kicked from the club, sorry bwo

>>544883890
>>544884248
ahhhhhh fuck you oguri, damn close

>>544884210
which card raped you?

>>544884162
She wants you to see her succulent umanko

>>544884210
Better luck next time!

12028181
Leo CM room

danchou, that one guy ...
you know the one ...
danchou ...

>>544884210
That's gacha
I got Doto in a single pull but then had to Spark Eishin (also got spooked by Rice twice)

>>544884338
Dia... At least i have LB0 NN from sparking haha...

I'll be looking to join a club after reset, I'm planning on doing 30-60mil a month as I'll start playing more frequently. Having a discord would be cool.

>>544884237
image...

The poster after this will have his favorite horse NTR'd by Spicaman.

>>544884395
well done rudolf thanks for ulting in the last 50
oguris are my fucking weakness
captcha: VMP8R

WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE SHOES?

This is for later. I'll be looking for a new club as soon as reset hits. You can chronogenesis me I hit 106m last month but this month I'll be on vacation in Japan after the 8th. To makeup for it I'll be superhardcore fan grinding. I get 1mil per fanrun consistently too and don't mind teaching your club members how to do proper fan runs.

How's Taiki for CM5? Surely it's finally time for the 'strongest miler' to shine right?

>>544884395
Result

Wife!

>>544884583
We got 1 flatliner here at ウマオオオオ, we'll send you a discord link when you get in

>>544884783
>gender: female

>>544884849
Is she allowed to wear those bloomers?

>>544884914
I can't help how I'm born

>>544883206
do you have quotas?

>>544885016
You have to sub to danchou's OF

>>544884926
What the fuck is their problem

>>544884981
~jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>544884890
Sounds good!
My ID here: 449414903113

>>544884813
frontkeks, your response?

when is the next 'must pull' support card, i want a mlb king halo SR

>>544885110
If you don't recognize the perverseness of doing that then you can't be helped

41686282
cm4

>>544885241
Roll for Riko/Rice (only using the free 100 pulls)
Surely you will MLB Halo in those pulls

>>544885220
We simply have to become even faster!

>>544885220
Probably frotnless lobbies

>>544885110
You can't just go out in Umaface and expect no reaction, it's 2025

how many carats will I have by kitasan rerun? I got 25k now and won't pull on skipko skipimoto outside of the free gibs. B rank club

>>544885327
Where do I spend my other 200 pulls
I need a bigger deck.

>>544885084
sure 494652414537

>>544885220
No point in joining /uma/ CM rooms when everyone here is building around countering the front meta.

>>544885241
just use the free yellow sunstone

>>544885342
there was a lone smaru, helplessly devoured by oguri fats

>>544885576
wat

>>544885578
Solo front basically counts as frontless because of that, yeah

>>544885509
the gaslight has been so circular it's hard to ever gauge what an /uma/ room will be

>>544885497
If you don't have kitasan, then kitasan. If you're really desperate, biko/bakushin isn't bad to spend on.

>>544884783
for reference

>>544885267
top3

>>544885717
Wonder how bad of an idea to depend on others to bring fronts.

>>544885812
>that maru
where is that one teioposter when you need him

>>544885220
YOU WERE SAYING? >>544885812

>>544884890
You guys using Discord now?

>fgo
Shipper game. Shipper franchise with a pozzed fanbase
>nikke
Shitty fanservice with no other redeeming qualities
>blue shitchive
Same as nikke but its developers purchase artists to shill for its game. Cancerous and unoriginal fanbase
>Hoyoshit
Lol.

>>544884934
only when we are alone

>>544885812
>these fronts
Holy farking giga megalodon of a whale.

>>544885812
>>544885952
Oh it's the fucking speed queen Maru from that paypig Kaite results are basically invalid.

>>544885812
>800+1 gold
Noooticing

>>544885734
I have Kitasan and I'm going for Riko/Rice, if I get them early I'll spend the rest on Baku then, thanks.

>>544885706
everyone gets a free item to uncap one SR and one SSR like a week after aoharu drops

>>544885812
>grinded a month for that maru just to mog against a unity cap maru

>instantly go into a boiling rage as soon as a 3 star front wins a room
Teiofags are frankly pathetic.

>namedropping
when did doxxing became cool?

>>544885979
Suzuka love!

>>544885812
>red shift, thh, lone wolf smaru
PLEASE give a schedule for when you stinkies are queueing so I have a chance this cm

will the FREE Halloween card be good

Must be nice being a Blackrock executive.
>generates AI umanko all day while working
>mogs /uma/ test lobbies after work

why is dia always like this

>>544885110
umas just loath the concept of trannies

>>544886331
nyes

imagine losing to a niger with not even 700 power lol

>>544885812
How many debuffer/hybird in that lobby ?

The thread boogeyman is back

>>544884369
Seiun sex

i think almond WHORE's bow is too big and distracts from her ears i forget she has them

>>544886331
the next few welfare SSRs are actually not too bad.

Can a kitten make CM lobbies until the new day starts

I like when whales join lobbies I want to stress test my umas not to play goo goo babies with poorfags.

I cant help but noootice that all the riko grifters double sparked on nice nature instead....

AHHH I'M GETTING JEALOUS RESET CAN'T COME SOONER please let my loyalty pay off

>>544886445
I had a rudolf dominator, i don't remember the rest

>>544886449
Kaite's team is not even a problem. You guys are just shitters. I've beat Kate before with my own smaru.

Is it overkill to get both Taiki and Maru ult for Oguri?

>>544886331
It's an important card for front runners, especially after the early lead rework

>namedropping now
f2poors have hit a new low

>>544886583
MOOOODS

>>544886374
she's in heat 24/7

>>544886634
It's a necessity

Namedropping is discordtroon behavious, stop that.

matitummhauser

>>544886583
UOOooOOOOOOooOOO

Is the troon samefagging and having a meltie about doxxing?

>>544886583
there is just no way tachyon wouldn't have an amazonian jungle down there

>>544886610
>double sparking a mid card with 35 speciality
kek

>>544886627
Yeah I lose a lot to other front runners that are like 11k range. All this talk about gambling late surgers or whatever but the actual most successful gamble is just to win the pace up rolls with your own front runners.

>>544886583
Cafe shaves down there, I check it everyday

>>544881242
Danchud remember to look up applicants on chrono before letting them in so that we don't get any fl*tliners

22344596
hosting cm Leo lobby

>>544883178
Reminder what this stat doesn't cover purchases made by pc chads. Only by sea smartphone nigs.

There are only 15 original members left in my club... It's going to get worse, isn't it?

>>544887171
>dialogue box instead of overlay
AIEEE I'M NOT EVEN SAFE ON MOBILE

>>544887272
Will your club still be the same club after all of its members have been replaced?

>>544886995
Yeah, honestly the biggest threat on /uma/ has been the meat guy with his Suzuka. I can't beat that thing at all. I've never seen him lose

>>544887309
There are two confirmed uma break ins. Do other umas attack us?

>>544886374
if she wants something, she won't stop until she gets it

>>544887418
doxxing me is not nice bro, she loses a lot.

>>544886995
i dunno if it was you, but other day i joined a room here and i won with my almost 12k s.maru against other two with 12k, and second place was even in 5l distance so yeah its plausible

>>544887412
As long as the will remains...

I don't think clubs with quota less than (300x3)x30=27kk are justified. Ok, 25mil per month. What's the point keeping the nigs who can't even play careers with limited borrows? 6kk per month is a joke.

>>544887595
I didn't even say your name

>>544887418
>I beat this guy all the time but lose to K*tie
This game really is rock paper scissors

>>544887418
>hat
>peanut butter
What is this referencing
>>544887595
but he didnt reveal your name unless meat has something to do with it

I'm not scared. Bring your best.

70374449
CM4

>Virgo Cup
>Race Conditions: Hanshin / Turf / 1600m (Mile) / Right-Handed / Outer / Fall / Sunny / Firm
so I can reuse the parents I've been borrowing? neat

>>544887810
Okay, i'm slightly scared

18759733 - CM test

>>544887779
Now post Dia version

What are the recommended stats for the virgo cup? We will need 2 gold recovery skills as well?

93740421
cm Leo room super sweats only

>>544888146
It's a mile so no.
If you run S.Maru only bring 777

>>544888015
which one? she has quite a few of that

>>544887952
You've been borrowing Mile parents?

Digitan LOVE

>>544888146
Have you done the minimum to check what kind of race it is yet?

53640742 leo
super serious trainers ONLY -- casualschmucks get out of here

>>544888325
man pushing Digitan like this is so funny

>>544888221
You aren't going to beat smart falcon to angling if you take 777, corner recovery or moxie is more consistent

>>544888160
>6th, 7th, 8th
this was no joke

What makes this Saturday morning so active for cm scrims?

>>544884890
Stop skinwalking

>>544885206
Sorry anon, our quota is rising to 60m minimum.

>>544885965
Our club still does not have a discord.

>>544888457
>angling didn't proc
aiiieee

98788029
whale only Leo cm lobby. Dolphins and f2poors will be sent to cape cod

>>544888457
All those shining card just to lost my Oguri peak

>>544888818
because guild points are tallying and building horses for the next cm is a waste of time until aoharu

Not doing runs until the 6th. But trust me I'm good for the quota.

>>544888928
what if i'm already in cape cod

>>544888907
better than my team
>mayano procs GW and get late start
>s.maru loses the gamble and do not proc GW early
>grass wonder i used on TT

FUCK YOU DAJI

>>544889023
lmao
>>544889001
you're getting raped

>>544889023
doxxing is not cool bro

>virgo cup talk
Alright, here is the quick guide. I won't repost it again.
Bring Summer Maru, Dasca, and a late gambler, this can be the always strong Vodka or Regular spechud
You can also Seiun Sky, Smart Falcon, or Bakushin, but make sure you bring 2 fronts.
Unlike cancer cup, you don't need much power BUT MAKE SURE it's at least 600 for the track bonus, you can go nuts on the TT witgod strat of 4 speed cards and 2 wit cards, or 3 speed + 2 wit + Riko
The last spurt is a long ass straight so "In body and mind" is a good skill to have, hence the spechud rec for your late gambler. Beeline Burst is bad, don't take that.

>>544889023
AKIKAWA A SECOND DOXXER HAS HIT TRACEN

>>544889169
Fuck you i'm bringing fuji, golcity, and taishin

>>544883296
Draw yourself having an Umazing day.

wtf bros you guys told me no one was building front runners anymore...

>>544889169
Summer Maruzensky is not meta. Mile McQueen beats her easily. Summer Maruzensky is your second pick.

>doxxing era has begun
never joining a room again

>>544888928
holy kek i got late start and both rushed and won because of that

>>544889174
>>544889162
I literally don't mind people posting my name. I've posted it earlier myself.
>>544884783
it's a nothing burger

>>544889326
How many mile sparks does McQueen need?

>>544888581
there are no hills for moxie to activate the only hill is at the end of the race

>>544888829
>no disc
Based. But if you ever do get one at least don’t recruit from there and betray the board. Disappointment is one thing, full on treason is another

>>544888250
>>544888338
Fuck, I want her so bad bros.. but I already have Special Wife

>>544889326
Good luck making Mile McQueef that will not die in Spring Tenno Sho without buying useless recoveries.

you should be proud of yourself and your umas
i support doxxing

>>544889409
all of them. you can't raise an F to an A without a pink spark, so you need two activations to get to S, but also one front spark to get to A.

10946054
sweaty rng Leo lobby
only the most sweaty and evil umas for Leo allowed

>>544889169
>>544889326
so yeah a blocker and Gold Ship again for Total Niger Death

>Try switching to a pace ace instead of a front
>My win rate doubles
Okay I've learned my lesson
There's no competing with whales/nolifers

>>544889589
>so you need two activations to get to S

thirty minutes until the poaching begins

>>544889727
>only one front
truly the evilest of lobbies

>>544889383
Dox yourself all you want but you are giving bad rep to your associates. It gets cringy quick. Add to that avataring and bragging about runs and it’s just a lot Transcend bro. You should tone it down. I don’t say it mean spirited either. You seem like a good chap.

>>544889383
>I literally don't mind people posting my name
it's not about your privacy, it's because it encourages attentionwhoring

soon I will quit, what rank are the uma clubs, btw?

>>544889589
>>544889872
You need 13 stars to get from F to A so it's possible but difficult
F > E 1
E > D 3
D > C 3
C > B 3
B > A 3

>>544889558
Shouldn't this actually be pretty easy with Riko?

>>544889727
Anon, your hag seem like can't proc gw

Don't kick me bro, I'll do better this month I swear.

i've been noticing that mystifying murmur has been procing a lot less for me during the practice rooms for leo cup. It's even more noticeable considering i have two of them and there are times where neither will just activate. I could accept my hybrid mayano's debuffs not procing but natie has 800+ wit and she barely ever activates mystifying murmur. Is it because her other stats are so low that the other umas are just dodging it by being so far ahead?

>poaching

End/first month shuffle is not poaching anon. Unless some danchou just sends invites to people applying to other clubs or pulls them after a week from another /here/ club it’s fine

>to retarded to insall the bot
guess it's honest work for me

>>544890268
>hybrid mayano
are people still falling for this misinformation?

>>544890268
retard

>>544889965
3 MOE WEEKS

>>544890112
NTA but have had my name posted here before. How am I supposed to stop someone from posting my name if they're going to anyway? Whenever I see names posted, there are always replies shouting them down, but it still happens.

>>544890112
ahh, That is not my intention at all
>>544890186
it has early lead, it procs gw off it. I need to reroll her
>>544890087
My associates? /uma/ club? I don't really associate with anyone in /uma/ outside of /uma/ I'm not advertising a Discord or anything either. I will definitely tone it down though I don't know why that anon namedropped me

>>544888338
>>544888250
Dia is seriously cute

>>544890434
A truly sisyphean task

>>544890440
if someone else posts your name then you might see it as reasonable cause to start posting your own name/avatarfagging or whatever, that's the primary concern
if someone posting your name doesn't bother you then just ignore it and don't act on it

>>544890268
You need to get blocked for murmur to activate retard, it was only good for CM1 becasue the Pace/End meta made it easy for you to get blocked.
Nobody is blocking your late debuffer in Front meta

>>544890268
Its just an inconsistent skill because you need to be blocked to trigger it. Combine that with the fact that more people are running front/pace/end and not late and you might see the activation rate drop from what you might be used to

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET MY CLUB HIT S

>>544890728
trust in us bro we made it happen

Oguri cute~!

37748424
only the fastest racehorses allowed (leo)
>>544890728
we will make it

>>544888581
Corner recovery will likely be cheaper as well because the hint is common or you could just get the whole skill for free.

>>544890671
got it, thanks.

There needs to be something to do in this game besides grind for Team Trials and CMslop

>>544890268
You can't dodge murmur by being too far ahead. But did you look at murmur's conditions? It's a really flaky skill.
It's powerful when you can get two off plus eyes, since most front/pace can't survive that. However, the conditions make it pretty rare (front block). It's almost like a curse your hybrid throws when she can (probably) no longer win...

>>544890892
there will be eventually, but it will take some time i think, while nothing happens you can try to make meme umas

>>544890785
How cute?

>>544890892
The real gameplay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9jpl1UXn-A

>>544891086
Serving the Gold Clan?

cee emm leyooo room

88392873

winner gets DOXXED
i will show your support cards for the WHOLE WORLD TO SEE

>>544890803
>no gw proc
>no let's pump some iron proc
I don't want to make a third ace but this is beginning to hurt

>>544891153
lol

Post your Virgo ace

>>544891306
>end closer doto
holy based

>>544891358
>more than half the month dedicated to trashing Verxina
what's her problem

>>544891509
Pace miler Doto

>>544891509
Not related but Special Wife

>>544891581
Where is her nose?

>>544889465
Club anon said internal discord is fine, but I find it hilarious if we just use post numbers to communicate.
That or we can be like the Ojisans we are an use IRC

>>544891306
in view of SOVL pick
i have decided to not DOX you
also did neicha ghost your OYL lmao

>>544892203
These umas are too strong...

>>544892141
>gaslight zoomer anons into using IRC
>they get instantly doxxed for real

me btw

>>544892203
>bwo debuffers don't work blo you need to get blo-
>3 ends

>>544892203
>MLB Tazuna, Kitablack and Creek with Neicha borrow

>>544892498
>slick surge
>gourmand
>end
uuh

Dan(tsu) Dan(tsu)

Gm

>>544887143
Nice cope
Theres a reason why Cyjews panicked and gave away 100 free pulls on Riko and Rice

>>544892567
i was talking about that dude fielding 3 ends
2 of them probably hybrids

>>544892203
>solo front
Grim

>>544888338
THIS IS YOUR FAULT MCQUEEN

It's almost time

>>544892917
Danchou do the needful!

>>544885979
Based suzuka but no one asked about your gacha addiction bwo

>>544892203
Only 1 pace and 1 front,what kind of cursed lobby is ?

>>544892141
danchou I will be leaving but I might want to rejoin in a future month
apologies for leaving it so late to tell you but I'm kind of neurotic and wasn't sure if I was going to be kicked out of spite

I don't think this is an appropriate way to greet your Grandfather

SLOPka and daiwa SLOPlet

>>544892917
Yeah, almost time to lewd Chrono!

I'M RICH

IT'S A NEW DAY!

danchou do the needful and kick these underperforming pests

>>544883178
What do the numbers mean
Why is Uma in the red?

HOLY SHIT SHE GETS SO CLOSE

Don't apply to my club if you're weak, no less than 60m a month

>>544893356
I'm sure if you stop bouncing your tits and think for a second you can figure out the pattern

I'M FINALLY FREE for now

>>544893421
Hi danchud

>>544893356
Nyot looking gyud, nyeed NTR banner

>>544892651
what a strange choice for their left leaflet.

>>544892203
Why would you have a Neicha borrow if you're not going to take OYL? SumSpechud comes with Slick Surge.

Wew we're finally back home...

Based Danchou

B-B-BEE PLUS?!
BEE PLUS AGAIN????????!!!!!!!!!!!

>>544893372
>8,044

comfy clubs are the best

>>544893547
I wasn't sure if OYL was good since I don't usually do late surgers, some anons in the thread helped me pick out the skills

>>544893706
It's good, but the point of Wit Neicha is to take OYL.

don't worry danchou, we chilling this month as well

STOP BEING OFFLINE DANCHOU

Not bad for a non-vg open club with no quotas.

Danchou just shot 3 trainers in the trainer office...

Babbus

It's just that easy

>>544893940
>B+
>2909
B+ is literally free, huh?

get fucked retard nigger horse

>>544893954
Gotta feed Sweek somehow

Good morning toreinas! It's that time! (You)r friendly neighborhood S-rank club has a few spots! Are you a top 100 toreina? Come join the fun! As always, reply with ID for invite

So that one person in the S club is botting right?

>>544893856
if I hit fast learner then OYL would've been the priority over fast & furious/it's on

Danchou here
I've decided that comfy clubs are lame and we'll be making the push to S rank. To do this we're implementing a new 60 million per month fan quota. Make sure you do your part and thank you for the attention

>>544894212
based

How do you get those club flatline graphs?

Get dunked on Goldshi

>>544894212
based. kill comfiggers

Is this the good time to kick off flatliners?

>>544894350
Kick them before they get their rewards

>>544894316
doxxgenesis

Eden lost..

>>544894318
Normal, well behaved toreina.

>>544894023
Te*oposters.

>>544894514
>24/30
Holy. Flatl*ners got culled.

>>544894382
you still get the rewards even after being kicked
t. leechGOD

>DAILY RACE DE WA-
>MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA-
>EL CONDOR PASA

this ain't taurus or gemini, get your ass out of here

Golshi's shoes are actually pretty high tier

CLEAT CHECK /UMA/!

>>544894041
is the quota still 60m?

>>544894707
She is top tier in general.

>>544894514
>24/30
based danchud refreshing the club tree with blood of flatliner subhumans

>>544894707
Do they smell good, though?

KWABOTY

REMEMBER TO CLAIM YOUR CLEAT TICKETS!!! and share what you get with the thread if you're too impulsive to hold onto them for any length of time

>>544894087
the S-rank club environment is as follows:

there are, obviously, "legit" clubs at the top that are composed of real players that sometimes (often) "supplement" their fan counts with assisted runs. there are, however, a significant amount of clubs that sell spots within the club and maintain their rank through multiple bots. this is also done by groups of friends with no monetary gain, just lazy players that got together.

>>544894041
I'm the anon that messaged you a few days ago I'm ready 736962143878

>>544894918
roundhouse kick botters in the head desu

Is there a list of all star pieces that rotate through the shop?

Any A/A+ with 20M quota or less?

Damn, I was not aware of just how much faster it is to do careers on mobile than PC, even if you tab out of the text logs. Danchou, I think we can make it to S rank now

Only 20k of carats until the next spark

>>544894918
The graph on doxx shows a very linear trend, almost impossible

>>544895124
A club danchode here
Post ID

u forgot one dan cho....

>>544894737
bottom 100 is 67m, if you can do that or more with ease you're good to join, we just use a dynamic minimum since everyone in the club wants to be S-rank anyway

>>544894992
You're in! Welcome!

Hachimi (formerly /uma/ club) is recruiting! Rules are to just be active and don't flatline. Apply with /vg/ or /uma/ so we know you're from here!

>>544895232
Can you invite if I am still on cooldown?

>>544895445
Not him, but they can.

>>544895362
actually the bottom 100 for october was 2.026b
UMADness moved up to like 2.031b final so it DOES accept some fans after the tallying period begins i believe

Umaoooo also went from 2.033 to 2.036, I submitted two 1m+ runs after tallying began

>>544895321
He should do that yea

DANCHOU, THE FLATLINERS

Well, I did what I could, I bumped almondmilk to Crank from D

>>544892203
is brian card actually good?

Can anyone advise me on what kind of grandparent I should try to train to train summer maruzensky? I mean of course the parent will be Seiun Sky. But what about grandparents? ideas?

>>544895661
>almondmilk
This is still alive? Just jump ship.

>>544895232
>>544895509
Alright
416644579852

>>544895702
grandparents mihono is mandatory, aside from that use the best you have i think, or check gametora

>>544895362
glad to be here

I've been spending several times as much time here than actually playing the game, how do I fix this

I'm homeless once again
sell me your club

>>544895702
bourbon > suzuka > mayachi

>>544895702
You need eitther Mihono (high affinity) or Seiun (compulsory uniq) and borrow another one.

>>544895908
that's normal.

>>54489519
Just set a goal amount and stick to it. I will build the line again this month inshallah

>>544895393
I am also on cooldown my old club basically just died, toreenaa ID is 873562387252.

>>544895702
bourbon twice across the grandparents because her affinity is just that good

>>544893940
>B+ goes up that high
What the fuck... I used to be worried about getting kicked down to B at rank ~1400

>>544895972
>>544896014
>>544896168
unfortunately I don't have a bourbon. Who's a mayachi...?
>>544895845
So am I looking at like, this? (there's no S.Maru so I'm using normal Maru which I don't have)....

Then I make like, a Taiki Shuttle grandparent using something?

>>544895563
>it does accept fans after tallying
Yeah that's what I was saying earlier. It's strange.
Also congrats on getting back to S-Rank! /Uma/ Club is glad to have another club in the scary S-rank zone with us. (The recruitment post is just a funny)

>>544895779
Sent you an invite, there is no quota btw

>>544896212
It's 5000, I think. If your "casual" club isn't B+, you fags aren't even playing the game at that point.

>>544895831
so what if I, uhh, don't have bourbon

>who's
>a
>mayachi...?

How does club's rank work?
Can you get demote? Mine(almost dead) is much lower than last month but still on same rank

>>544895661
Join us, brother...

>>544896382
use borrows to make grandparents with her

>>544896229
Shuttle is bad or maybe because my shuttle didn't have great parents.
This is what I use for SMaru fan runs for OO

>>544896229
Maru and S.Maru are one and the same for affinity purposes. Mayacchi is Mayano.
For the other, use Taiki for best affinity then you can check where it says "recommend" and it will tell you what's the best grandparent with Taiki as a parent for Maru.

>>544896382
make her your 3x borrow a day uma for a while, there are strong bourbons on the database

>>544895393
no club id?

>>544896382
loop the 15 base affinity parents

looking to fill a few slots, players who have 1.2m+ daily and preferably without cooldown.

look up my id 185997897385 to apply or drop your id

>>544896529
>>544896602
Right, that makes sense, thanks
>>544896591
>>544896567
Ah god. This whole system really confuses me. I'm not very smart.

So I'm looking at like

>>544896529
This is getting so confusing. I'm just so lost on how this whole thing works. OK. So if I had to break it down to a tree

>Ace
Summer Maruzensky
>Parent 1
Seiun Sky
>Grandparents 1
Mihono Bourbon, Mayano Top Gun

>Parent 2
Silence Suzuka
>Grandparents 2
Mihono Bourbon, Taiki Shuttle?

Does...something like this work?
>>544896684

>>544896246
Thanks, invite received. I will join when cooldown is gone.

danchou...

Is this rite? Let me know

>>544896958
Wasn't Umaooo 40m? Damn.

>>544896862
>whole system really confuses me
It's confusing because there's added affinity for shared races. That's how things that seemingly don't make sense end up working

>>544896862
yeah this tree could work, but taiki shuttle have good affinity with her? i dunno because my own tree i use is suzuka parent and mayano+mihono grandparent

>>544896958
umaooo is 28m mid-month I think

>>544896815
>the discord recruiter danhc back at it
Please stop. You can just stick to Discord or reddit or whatever you want.

>>544896958
>10m/month
>A+
top kek. it has been a 1bil requirement just to be top 500.

>>544884210
Anon here, im saved. Club rewards gave me LB1 at least, so she's usable...Still,only 2SSR in 260 is crazy, what the fuck

Looking for an A club. On cd tho - 494652414537

>>544897036
Well, no, its 8. So I want to just do more mayano or suzuka?
>>544897023
I see...I still just don't know how it works really. It just...really, really hurts my brain.
And I have to do all this on 3 borrows a day, with like, 15 days to the next CM?

>>544897036
Taiki is 24. 2nd best after Mihono

chaos breasts has arrived

>>544896958
>danchou doing penis inspection midmonth

>>544897094
you guys literally have trannycords which is objectively worse. its not possible to recruit solely from this place moron.

>>544897012
if we want to go to S we have to increase

>>544897153
>Club rewards gave me LB1 at least, so she's usable
a-anon, I... she... nice nature, she's not... aie...

>>544896958
>mfw I fail the umao penis inspection

AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE DANCHOU WTF OUR RANK???? DO SOMETHING!!!!

>>544897183
If you're trying to make an Ace then of course OO is best but just getting more runs with the uniques you want with O is generally better unless you're aiming for plat.

>>544897187
as parents yeah, but the anon was asking for grandparent, and she has 8 while mayano suzuka and mihono all have 15

>>544897382
yeah fair. I just want an "okay one".

>>544897296
It's okay... LB1 for now, then MLB during the rerun for MANT, trust the plan...

>>544897012
not anymore, it took like 67 million average to break top 100 last month. 60 million is a mercy assuming club autists make up the difference.

>>544896958
60m with 28m inspection on the 14th (as to give time for last minute recruitment)

In any case ウマオオオオ is recruiting
We might have multiple people dropping out over the course of the day so it'll be first come first served, rest will be on a waitlist

60m monthly quota, please have 28m already by the 14th. If you will be inactive/flatlining for 3 or more days in a row please let me know in advance otherwise if no notice I'll assume you dropped the game/burnt out and kick.

Drop your ID if interested

If anyone wants to watch some Uma wrestling there is a liv stream on cytube right now

https://vtl.420699.xyz/

Club rewards gave me 3LB Brian.
Finally she's usable.

>>544897515
Aiieee the penis inspection

I wish I could do all my team trial races with one click

Why do those S rank clubs haven't run out of TP pot yet.

>>544896958
dacchi danchou here...we upped it to 30 mil this month(it was 10 mil cuz i got too lazy to kick people last month haha...)

>>544897728
they buy runs with carats

1.4m/day good enough for A+? If so, are any clubs recruiting?

>>544897728
you spend 10 carats per refill after you run out of pots

>>544897728
they have rainbow pot

I'm fucking scared. I don't know if these are dupes or my MLBs...

>>544897778
sent :)

>>544897587
>MLB'd my Brian card
>see what's the bonus for later levels
>hint frequency
Guess the MLB is wasted on every single welfare SSR, huh.

sell me your fucking club or I'll join AlmondLove
do NYOT test me

>>544897794
>>544897776
That seems counterproductive.

Why is Taishin such a little shit to train...

>>544897728
They create new alts every month and bot farm fans with them