Goldship LOVE

How would sex with horse girls be like?

>>715569521
Broken pelvis

>>715569441 (OP)
GO back to >>>/vg/

Funny Horse

Things I like:
>playing for free
>playing for fun
>not going broke for a "must have" girl that isn't even that cute

Which girl has the most interesting career mode story wise?

>>715569601
Man, every career is pretty much the same fucking thing
What the fuck are you even blabbering about? lmao

My wife's girlfriend

>>715569441 (OP)
stop linking threads you faggots this isn't /vg/

>>715569521
Depends on the girl. Half of them are too autistic to know what sex is.

Some useful stats for my fellow Kitasan rerollers:
>You have a 0.75% chance of pulling Kitasan Black with any pull.
>A fresh account gets enough carats for 60 pulls.
>You have a ~36.4% chance of getting at least one copy, a ~7.5% chance of getting at least two copies, and a ~1.1% chance of getting at least three copies within 60 pulls.
>On average, you will have to reroll about 3 times for one copy, about 14 times for at least two copies, and about 91 times for at least three copies.
>For 99% confidence, you will have to reroll 11 times for one copy, 60 times for at least two copies, and 417 times for at least three copies.
Basically, if you want 3 copies of Kitasan without sparking, I hope you've got a lot of time to burn! A multi-instance emulator should help cut the time. You might also want to consider rolling for 2 copies of Kitasan and then sparking for a third, for your sanity's sake.

>>715569601
Define 'interesting'
Some of them like King Halo require you to pivot halfway through because of the change in goal race lengths.
If you just mean who has the best plot, that's super subjective, but I really liked Nice Nature's.

>>715569601
Haru.

>>715569441 (OP)
Would you want a family like this?

>>715569601
brubon

>>715569601
rudolf has the worst one solely by virtue of her story being "i must win the triple crown to establish myself!" and then her goal being "get 5th or better" on all 3 of them.

>>715569441 (OP)
Now show me the gameplay

I'm getting Uma fatigue

>>715569601
nice nature for sure

>>715569704
Some useful stats for my fellow Kitasan rerollers:
1 copy of Kitasan : Useless beyond your wildest dreams
2 copies of Kitasan: Completely fucking useless
3 copies of Kitasan: Barely viable, not garbage, but not even "ok"
4 copies of Kitasan: Finally usable

>>715569879

>>715569601
Depends on your favorite type of girl.
But in terms of uma stories the first thing that comes to mind is the anime, it's way better than it has any right to (especially Season 2, the movie and Cinderella Gray, those 3 are the best ones).

I'm getting spreadshitter fatigue

>>715569931
>0 LB Teio at E
>4 LB Super Creek at C
faggot that never played the game made this

>>715569664
You do not resonate with joy.
>>715569735
Interesting as in I guess the most unique? Like do any have twists or subverted expectations? Like maybe one of them just fucking hates running but it's all she's good at.
>>715569742
>>715569774
>>715569914
Sell me on em
>>715569960
My favorite type of girl is one that is miserable

>>715569806
She does have a secret event for winning the triple crown, it just isn't forced by main goals.

>>715569982
Why does suzuka vibrate, I don't understand

>>715569441 (OP)
whats the point of playing this 'game' if it has no sex scenes

>>715570109
>My favorite type of girl is one that is miserable
Then use your free 3 stars ticket to get Rice Shower.

>>715570194
she hit the plates so hard it caused a minor earthquake

>>715570194
Empathy, autist-kun

>>715570109
Rice Shower is your girl then, good luck

You know what's more surprising?
It's not global doing well, it's seeing so many threads on /v/ mostly discussing gameplay of a gacha game.

>>715570109
Pretty much every story is basic bitch tier and girls only have safe quirks rather than legitimate character issues, it's just how gachas work now FGO proved that characters with character problems don't sell well.

>>715570057
If it wasn't for her design being absolute vomit of color and random shit, she would have been cute
Why did the owners of this horse okay this design?

Does anyone else have headcanons about what their trainer is like? Mine is a slightly overweight gym teacher from New Jersey with a permanent 5 o clock shadow, thick accent, mullet, a crude attitude, and he goes to all the Philly sports games and yells nonstop, especially at the eagles. He's a bit of an asshole to the umas but genuinely a good trainer because he used to train high society American umas for the Kentucky derby before his crude and crass nature got him banned because he was a bad influence on the wealthy horse daughters. He gets a second chance from Tracen Academy and he goes their despite not knowing a lick of Japanese and is mildly racist to every single character but still manages to date and fuck the shit out of Aoi Kiryuin. (She initiated it while he was eating a hoagie while yelling at 2009 Phillies reruns and he just went along with it.)

>>715570335
in Uma's case it's the JRA breathing down Cygay's neck ready to pull the plug

How do I resist pulling for Umas just so I can pull more Haru's to unlock her outfit?

>>715570059
it's right though? japan agreed, don't bother them about it

>>715570325
/v/ have loved gacha since genshin got released newfag-kun

How does this game compare to Atlyss?

>>715570409
mine is me

>>715569951
this game unironically got me a lot more interested in horse racing so I guess in that sense it achieved its goal

>>715570325
>gameplay discussion
where?

>genshin
>calling someone else a newfag

Another gacha thread for non-whites with tiny dicks. This is why women from your race don’t touch you and prefer white guys & BWC

>>715570438
you don't, min-maxing support cards is for whales

>>715570409
Mine's me but likeable and competent instead of a NEET loser.

>>715570439
If a card that removes energy is so much better than a card that gives 3* hints at 0 LB, then that japanese or whatever is also a faggot.

So I know you have to greed and gamble on training failures, but how much greed is too much?

>>715570194
it's like when you see someone else's balls get kicked

>>715569601
This mehara tomboy is absurdly cute

>>715570438
baka, she will be getting a new years alt, so wait for that

>>715570409
mine is a bald fat ugly unlovable incel chud

>>715570623
you're talking to a shitposter who's been trying for a week to spread misinfo on this site

>>715570409
mine is me except he fucks happy meek every so often

>>715570512
check previous threads, the last one

>>715569521
Extremely powerful leg locking

>i'm pulling for SR cards off banner
>i'm gonna wait until kitisan is powercreeped to max her with rainbow shards
>pulling for horses doesn't help me
any more reddit copes and misinfo to add to this kitasan debacle

>>715570409
my mind defaults to roy mustang for some reason for all these no-face MCs...

>>715569441 (OP)
From all the gacha I've tried so far (3), this is the first fun one.

>>715570634
20% is pretty high to me

>>715570057
This gremlin really grew on me by the end of S2.

>>715570057
I love Twin Turbo like you wouldn't believe.

>>715570438
You need to wait until there's a banner of a 3 stars you want to have, so you can kill two birds with one stone.

You fuckers can't threaten to glue your horse every time she gets a little sleepy, has a headache, or gets a bit schizo.

>>715570409
Mine looks like Kleiner but bigger.

>>715570057

>>715570928
OH YEAH?

>>715570809
i bet he's really happy about all the upskirt shots

>>715569601
Haru is great and genuinely tear jerking by the end.

theres only one queen

>>715570928
I don't, I tell her that she needs to get some rest

>>715569589
Golshi wife

>>715571001
Cake twin turbo

>>715571001
Turbo looks like that!?

>>715569601
From the ones I've played, no joke, El Condor Pasa. It's pretty generic but it works
Agnes is kino too but its way, way better in the anime so I don't count it

>>715570409
For some reason I think a Southern man with a cane.

https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/

LESS THAN 24 HOURS FOR KITASAN

Test your luck now!

>>715570928
I let them rest when they go below 50% energy because I feel bad when they sound unhappy.

>>715570358
She's intentionally a very loud design because it fits her personality and lore, she's the most aggressive Front Runner in the game who literally functions like a Rushed Front Runner at all times. She WILL zoom out to a massive lead and run out of stamina on anything but a Sprint unless she has a lot of Stamina and skills.

Beta male non-white dicklets playing their little horse game because their women don’t touch them. How fucking pathetic

I wanted to play the horse game but absolutely nothing I've read within these threads has helped me to make a decision on what to do.
I think I am just going to play something else instead, and I mean it when I say good luck to everyone else.

>>715570928
The only gluing I'm gonna threaten is hot gluing.

>he says while posting on /v/

>>715570358
Her name is Twin Turbo dude I don't think the onwners are gonna be that bent out of shape over it

>>715571131
>waste your luck now
Not gonna get me nibba

>>715570358
>>715571167
>>715571247
Don't doubt the Turbo Niger

I'm gonna drop 30k carats on this card banner then I'm gonna start rolling for girls like god intended

I wanna train more cute horses I don't really care much about this meta card pvp bullshit

>>715569521
They're canonically stronger than humans.

A man having sex with a horse girl is akin to a man having sex with a woman... except roles are swapped.
She can overpower you very easily. There's no Uma rape, the Umas can rape you.

>>715569601
Super Creek's career mode is one of the best dating simulator stories that i've ever read

mainstream """""""humor"""""""

>>715571374
>when you want a missile instead of a horse
Thanks Cygames

Every time I fail my uma I feel like I'm walking into my daughter's room filled with ballerina posters after getting the news that she'll be paralyzed for life

>>715569521

>>715571445
t. goo-goo baby

>>715571374
>Twin Turbo digievolves to Double Jet
I kneel

Which umas seem more likely to have had sex with their trainer in secret?

>>715571131

>half of Taiki Shuttle's lines are Engrish
This girl is funny.

>>715571209
It's a free game bro, just download and test it.

>>715571167
I mean I get it and the fact they want her to have more of an urban/street look but it just feels like too much
All the other girls look like what you would imagine a humanized version of their respective horses to be except this one
It reminds me of that one fire emblem protagonist with the red and blue motif that just ruins it in comparison to the previous game
It exudes 'look at me! I am important and you know this because my design is very loud'

A game based on race horses and literally partnered at the hip with the betting industry is surprisingly... unscummy in regards to its monetary systems. It actively limits what you can buy with the paid currency to daily singular characters/cards, and bundles are 1-time purchases only.

>>715571374
sounds pretty fun and it was surprisingly emotional in season 2

>>715571429
(You) would be raped by horse girls
I wouldn't

>>715571564

>>715570878
Same. Actually, S2 did that with a lot of characters, specially Teio.
I thought she was a very boring character by the game and S1, but after watching S2 she is definitively my favorite horsegrill.

>>715571445
It's too bad Super Creek as a character is fucked over by not being able to run her support card, which is the best in the game right now until Kitasan comes out.
At least until you grind A LOT and get her to Potential Level 5.

>>715571592
I know nothing about Twin Turbo but her design to me screams "zoomer that probably watches skibidi toilet unironically", probably along with Daitaku Helios

>>715571429
You are seriously underselling the strength of Uma thighs if you think its just a regular man and woman role reversal, its more like a bodybuilder railing an anorexic skeleton looking girl, and then you reverse it
You'd be lucky to not have to go to the hospital to get a hip cast afterwards

>>715571131
lol

>you pull 200 times on kisana black
>you dont get a single copy of it

>>715569521
if we go by real life lore, then they're extremely easy to please and will orgasm soon after you put it in so hard that they will literally become addicted to your cock I have learned way too much about horse's sexual habits in this fucking website

How long before another actually good new trainee that doesn't just have brown hair or is boring gets added

>>715571573
>Wasting your load of luck on a simulator instead of the real thing
B R I C K E D

>>715571692
Even if Urara was 200 feet tall she wouldn't be scary

>>715571691
yeah its pretty funny. i have a Manhattan Cafe SR to replace it though. i bet kitasan black has the same problem

>>715569879

>>715571131
oh no

>>715571601
the JRA is trying to look family friendly to invite more people in

>>715571691
>Potential level 5
What materials does that even take? I don't have a single horse above Potential 3 right now, you need so many shoes and other shit

>>715571774
>I have learned way too much about horse's sexual habits in this fucking website
same with dolphins

>>715571780
curren chan is after Kitasan's banner

>>715571780
I watched a video so this is all hearsay:
Curren is goated in sprints
Wedding Mayano is one of the best horses in the whole game
Seiun Sky is meta
Maruzensky Summer and Oguri Christmas are goated horses

>>715571927
No one will have a Horse to Potential 5 for months

>>715570878
Twin Turbo is the biggest fucking booster of literally everyone else around her and that's what makes her so good.

Oguri is a FAT BITCH

>>715569441 (OP)
Oh i get it its funny because she says silly things and does silly things and is silly its very funny because silly is funny and when she does silly things i laughh at the silly things she says and does and i see her do the silly things that make me laugh

more like JOBBER dictus

>>715572028
reddit incarnate with dude i'm hungry lmao flanderization

>>715572052
This but unironically.

>>715571927
This much for Super Creek unless JP is different somehow

This is how many rolls I have to spend. I'm in danger.
>>715571861
hopefully we're just using up our bad luck here. Surely the real game will reward us.

>>715572112
The real Oguri was so obsessed with flood and sleep that he wouldn't even look at mares for breeding, my dude.

>>715569675
what did he mean by this?

>>715571131
2 plus the 200 spark, not bad
will make it usable with the anni selector

>>715572052
It's nice to enjoy the lighthearted things in life instead of being afraid of it

>>715569521
They leg lock you and demand you breed them.

>>715572141
holy FUARK

>>715571941
She looks pretty generic. Her design is kinda boring. Her race outfit is cute at least.
>>715571943
I don't give a shit about stats

>>715572112
wtf i like reddit now

>>715571209
Imagine monster rancher, but zero strategy and thousands of skipable dialog boxes.

Fat fucking shits.

>>715571780
They're based in horses so a lot have brown/black/white/blonde/orange hair.

https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

Organize them by [Release Date] and [Ascending UP]

>>715572253
Where are their cutie marks? This is shit.

>>715572253

>>715572339
Neo... Why must I wait over a year for my wife...

>>715572319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToTPWJfIPtM

>>715572227
I enjoy nice things.
Gacha Gaming is the opposite of nice things.
I'd actually try the game if you just pick a horse and go from there.

>>715572253
R-word

>>715572148
God i hope so. I also hope that i can get the last 8k im missing from the 30k to guarantee at least one

>>715572319
Contextualizes Ticketzo's burger scenes quite a bit

I heard the new support card was meta in JP for like two years. When does it come out, and is it really that good?

>>715572141
Yeah fucking hell Super Creek is doomed to never have her own signature skill until I grind for a fucking year

>>715572339
>>715572442
>december 26 for this semen demon
it's not fair...

>>715572458
nah bro you have to follow the spreadsheet and roll only for supports

>>715569951
Do any of the girls have funny or goofy run cycles? Or are they just all serious athletes?

On my 6th King Halo career attempt. She always manages to lose the Ura Finale which drives me nuts. Doing all these career runs I went from liking her and thinking she’s cute and endearing, to me being in love with her and thinking she’s sexy and I wanna breed her real bad. I guess I’m having fun..

POST
CLUBS

>>715572185
He's literally me.

>>715569601
Depends on what you find interesting
>Kino
Opera
Tachyon
Goldshi
>Heart-touching
Urara
Nice Nature
King Halo

>>715572492
It’s over

>>715572492
Tomorrow and yes

>>715572458
That's why you came into a thread about a game part of a genre you don't like to make an ironic post about a silly horse

>>715572492
it was meta for 4 years at only 1 copy bro
you should ask asmongold to stream pulling it

>>715570217
Faggot

>>715572605
Opera-chan kakkoi...

>>715572442
>After cafe I'm waiting two years

>>715572185
Where do you guys find these factoids I can't find shit when I search.

>>715572760
search in japanese

>>715572339
>wedding version that far away
wait for me, my african queen

>>715572185
>I don't care about bitches, I need yummy yummy in my tummy
Based....so hecking based...

>>715572760
you make it up

>>715572339
>halloween top gun
my fucking dick

I got Taiki Shuttle, she cute. Is it me or is she also bigger than the other umas.

I swear there is some kind of programming erroe that makes King Halo's hitbox 10 times wider than that of an average uma. I haven't had to tolerate this level of bullshit from any other late surger.

Does Vodka's personal skill that requires you to be positioned front with 200m work okay with generic abilities that work with positioned back laterace? Or do those activate at the same timeframe making them bad?

>>715572565
they all take running seriously so sadly no weird run cycles.

>>715572829
>Factually true that all of the Umas are based on direct feedback and stories from the riders and trainers involved with them
>Uh no dude, it's all fake

>>715572857
delete account and reroll for support cards

>>715572565
Special Week runs like a fucking retard but they're all the same really

>>715572857
>Is it me or is she also bigger than the other umas.
there are bigger fish anon

>>715571481
She's adorable

>>715572872
FAT

>>715572742
I think it's cruel to have the best girls available as supports so long before they become playable. Why does my rice get to play with cafe before I can?

>>715569601
Daiwa's is interesting. She has an actual choice in it.
King Halo is the best I think. There is a tangible character progression that translates into gameplay.

>>715569879

>>715569521
your cock is breaking in less than 10 minutes and your pelivis will be shattered. you will either die or end up in the hospital. the umas have actual horse strength and that's not an exaggeration

>>715571861
oh yes

>>715569879
uma is basically the only gacha with half-decent gameplay, hence why mainstream streamers are picking it up

>>715572914
Brother I just said my daughter was based... unironically...

>>715573032
bro your unite and fight?

>>715572878
i think they should work, front means top 50% of the pack so if you're not at the front by the 200m mark you're probably not winning anyways

>>715573032
it has no gameplay though and gets streamed less than hoyoslop and wuwa

Are situational skills worth taking or should I stick with ones that work almost everywhere?

>want to marry and breed the shit of Super Creek
>want to marry and breed the shit of Rice Shower
>but I also want Daiwa Scarlet to NTR me really hard

I'm doomed man. I should stop playing anime fully.

>>715571932
>>715571774
don't even act like you didn't love it
>ponychan was over a decade ago
jeez I remember being scared to even open images here on /v/ because they might get swapped with another board and be horse porn then YOU got banned
>here bro here's system shock 2
>it's just horses

>>715573032
It's funny and sad because it's true even with the gameplay being all menus

>>715572997
>he used all of his luck
ngmi

>>715570109
>My favorite type of girl is one that is miserable

>>715573145
todd_howard_creating_argonians.webm

>>715573141
If your main goal has heavy rain I don't see why not take the rain skill, you can also change the weather or change your position with an item in team races

Okay, question
I've hoarded 20k for Kitasan, but are there any upcoming meta cards I could hold out until 30k for?

>>715573032
So why aren't you posting the gameplay?

>>715569759
Yes
e
s

>>715573053
Ah sorry anon, it was meant for >>715572830

>>715573231
i'm still all for nice natie after the ludokino that is her unique upgrading form "I can win sometimes, right?" to "Just a little further!" at three stars, showing the growth of her ambition and esire to win
it's perfect, just like her.

>>715572983
King Halo is a Fat Bitch who loves to get STUCK in an easy sprint race three times in a row, wasting all alarm clocks and then get stuck again in the final URA race and lose by a neck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSvYrLEzLEY

>>715573264
there is no better card than kitasan until the kitasan rerun in 6 months

What the HECK does quick mode even do i still have to read the support card side stories

>>715573291
What is there to post? It's just clicking menu options for the most part.

>>715573264
just wait for anniversary tickets because all of them have kitasan

>>715573264
None that matter as much, you'll get a ton of SRs which is honestly way more important, we aren't seeing another meta defining card until a year and a half later

>>715572570
based king halo enjoyer

>>715573363
I didn’t enjoy season 2 because I honestly couldn’t get invested in Spica that much. I’m glad I made it to Rice Shower’s episodes though, when she said she was a hero I cummed and cried so hard.

generic white woman honse

>>715573391
toggle the option in settings that prevents you from skipping stories you haven't read before

>>715573548
>Only usable version of her is the japanese yukata version
damn fucking shame

>>715570409
I always imagine them as different people. It's easier when their lines actually show some character and aren't just generic.

>>715572605
>in the show and game when they win they just do cutesy waving and stuff and being happy.
>in the movie when Jungle Pocket wins, she start roaring and yelling like a maniac in front of the audience.
The movie is truly amazing.

>looms over you

>>715573659

>>715569879

>>715573671
my favorite is when TM Opera O thrusts her fist in the air, the posing is amazing

Could I get the list of characters that do all the special mission races

>>715573713
Just give her a real baby already

>>715570409
Just this man.

Save your shit for Manhattan Cafe

I never knew what it meant to have an oshi until I found Nice Nature

>>715573794
google it

I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PULLS FOR KITASAN
IT'S OVEEEER

>>715573908
no

>>715573850
She's the best thing to look forward to after Kitasan black except maybe Seiun Sky, and we have a lot of time, no need to worry.

>>715573713

>>715573850
I can't wait. If her career is good she'll probably become my favourite uma.

>>715573713

>>715573713
Why did they make her into a perfect mother? What about the horse or the jockey gave them the idea?

>>715573713
i...i want to play goo goo babies...

>>715574307
can i bite you? anon.......

What the FUCK is her problem?

>>715573391
Quick Mode: You can shorten events (like if you shorten the main scenario events, then the events with the URA Finale title will become summaries rather than the actual full thing)

"Skip" button: with 1 arrow it's just an auto mode, with 2 arrows it's the actual skip mode.

"Skip New Events": You find this one in the bottom-right button. Turning it ON will make you skip all events. Turning it OFF will make you unable to skip "new" events (aka if you never saw that support event before, or an event exclusive to your Uma, then it will not be skipped).

I just realized I have no money or materials to upgrade kitasan even if I get one

>>715574343
Something something japanese humor

>>715573728
>think that this type of self-insert character is cringe
>still imagine myself saying the same things to Rice Shower

>>715574343
I had to read this twice because the first time I read it as retard alert

>>715574364
fucking how

>>715574364
How tf do you have no money what did you spend it on?

>>715573713
>when you're enjoying a nice lap pillow but suddenly the rattle comes out

you guys never talk about pokke
I thought you liked tomboys...

Any /v/ club that has a free spot? Most from /vg/ are full already.

>>715574038
In the movie she's a schizo that has an "imaginary friend", so there's that.

>>715574528
You can't even roll her.

>>715574293
Super Creek's motherly persona is due to hime being the first horse that jockey Yakata Take (a jockey for a lot of very very famous horses) won a G1 race on. It is said that Super Creek taught him how to be the world class Jockey he became. Super Creek also picked him as his jockey, biting onto his sleeve and not letting go when first meeting him.

>>715574479
>>715574517
I was upgrading my current supports and uma potential

>>715574517
stars from the daily offers

I wonder how dumb the puns are in japanese

>>715574578
/herse/

>>715574479
Upgrading every support, and buying everything from the daily shops is why I'm so poor now.
But now I don't have anything to upgrade, so I'm just stacking the monies now.

>>715574598
I'm pretty sure she's like that in game too

>>715574343
>equine humor.

>>715573802
How many did the real horse had.

>>715571131
If only this was real

I need Tamamo Cross so bad please Cygames please release her already I cant fucking take it I need kansai horse cunny

>>715574395
>>715574343
uma golshi is a direct translation of the irl counterpart and how eccentric he is. can't call it Japanese humor if it's an accurate portrayal paying tribute

>>715574724
Fuji Kiseki is the only one that feels like a completely different character. Her pony-chan shtick is gone so she has a completely different energy to her.

>>715574857
204

>>715574453
I keep doing that too. Now I want a version of her saying "Retard alert... Retard alert... Anon signal detected."

Oguri Cap inspired me to run again
https://youtu.be/nJs0rcVwaqw

>>715574948
I liked her movie version a lot more

Okay so its established in the canon that horse girls have sex with human men, since there's no horse males.
Why would any human male go with a human female in universe? Are they the repressed minority , eternally bitter and jealous?

>>715572857
>Is it me or is she also bigger than the other umas.

>>715573032
i want a single player game that incorporates the rpg elements into a sort of Rogue Legacy style of storytelling.

>>715574598
>>715574724
I haven't seen Manhattan Cafe in the game at all so far but her profile on the website mentions her being a schizo anyway

>>715575181
I loved the movie’s energy a lot more than the show in general. So much quiet scenes.

ME NO READ
GRUG JUST CLICK TRAINING WITH MANY HORSES

>>715574453
That one is edited here is the original

>>715573291
4chin won't let me upload

>>715572857
Well, she's an american in japan.

Fools and their money have never been so easily parted.

>>715575184
have you ever used Tazuna's or Kiryuin cards? they're constantly trying to charm you to get you off horse pussy, that's how desperate they are

>>715575240
Bros, she has my same birthday...nobody ever has a March 5th birthday. I need her

>>715575184
Not everyone can handle their autism levels.

>>715573713

>Just finished Road to the Top
God dammit, every bit of the anime just makes me want every Uma. When does AdVe come around?

>>715575360
>tazuna
bro...

>>715575184
>why would anyone go for a 5 when there are 10s to get?
sometimes you have to settle anon...

The umas are able to solo anyone in Dragonball.

>>715569704
Can you save an account you may have gotten 2 on for later and keep rerolling for 3?

>>715575442
right before Mambo and Kitasan's dual banner in like 6 to 8 months

>>715575184
Because Horse Girls only dream is to run. No matter what you will always be second place.

>>715575526
set a link password and write it + id down

>>715574857
Not that many considering her personality. I was expecting her to be on Tachyon's level.

>>715575184
I fear for Trainer-san if he marries a human.

>>715575065
I started eating carrots if that counts. Mostly because they are cheap, and more healthy than sweets for a snack.

>>715574141
>Uma girls are amazon size with shortest being at least 8' tall even Uma lolis are taller than humans
>be female trainer
>treated like a little girl or pet
>get petted, fondled and cuddled by all Uma girls
must be nice

>>715575184
Umas are too expensive to maintain

>>715575638
LICE NO

>>715570409
me but I prove I'm even more crazy by being the trainer of Goldship and Tachyon at the same time

>>715572823
>Amazon
>African

Do these horse girls have anything to do with horses at all? Or did they just staple ears onto anime girls and it's generic harem slop?

>>715569521
Depends how horny and hot they are for you. Regular sex would be a normal and fine, but if they are in estrus there is a chance if you are too good they can pin you and start riding you like they need foals NOW.

>>715569879
I recognize that bird.

>>715574343
the real horse is absolutely bonkers

>>715575638
RICE!
HERO KENZAN!!

>>715575520
BEJITA BROS....

>>715575589
this?

>>715575860
An Umas design and personality is generally taken from their jockey's silks and the horses personality.

>>715575860
every single one of their stories and personality traits are an adaptation from real life horses

>>715575860
Their personalities/designs are often inspired by traits/history of the real race horses, though how that manifests varies a lot from case to case.
Like Oguri Cap has the "war shake" from her IRL counterpat which did the same before races started, it's a neat nod.

>>715576086
so you're saying manhattan cafe was a schizo with a tulpa in real life?

>>715576175
probably, if horses could post on /x/ he'd have posted his experience

>>715576071
>>715576086
>>715576113
Interesting, thanks. Sounds like some effort was put in

>>715575843
Origin is irrelevant

She is my dark chocolate, sun kissed caramel, honey darling, golden cinnamon-scented, bedouin dream one one thousand nights

Her hat is dumb.

>>715576113
i think they also have a scene in the show in which gold ship attacks a horse right next to him in the box

why do literal horses have more personality than most gatcha characters

>>715576175
It's likely that Manhattans "friend" is his father Sunday Silence, as Manhattan Cafe resembled him so much that he was even used to act for the horse in a drama.
>>715576265
A surprising amount, especially in the anime, where they do their best to faithfully recreate the stories of these famous horses. Tokai Teio's story, in particular, is considered the high point of the TV anime. Teio is basically japan's seabiscuit.

>>715576375
they have a soul

>>715576375
God is the best writer

>>715576375
Turns out it's easier to write interesting characters when you base them on historically interesting stories.

>>715573659
>>715573728
Rice Shower deserves much more love

>>715575638
Rice shower about to save the day again

>>715576375
horses are more intelligent than people think and that comes with increased likelihood of mental illness

>>715575860
I don’t know if it’s every race, but most races in the anime adaptations adapt races that happened in real life. There was an infamous race with Silence Suzuka that led to the real horse’s death, but in the show she only gets injured and gets a dedicated scene later on where everyone tears up watching her race after fully healing. Horse girls is a weird concept, but the people making it can get really sentimental which is nice.

>>715569441 (OP)
I wanted to play this but then there's a fucking unskippable tutorial.
Every game developer who puts this shit into the game should have his only infant son choking to death.
>CLICK THIS
>PICK THIS
NO! How about you LET ME PLAY and not force me to follow your commands!?
Every game that has a forced tutorial that is longer than 5 minutes should get instantly burned and all of its developers executed.

>>715574479
You don't get to potential lv 4 for free you know

>>715576375
This might be an example of limitation being the midwife of art
If you wanna make a moe-moe character from zero, you are free to just pick from whatever and wherever and slam them together

But if you are given pre-chosen facets of a character to build off of, like an IRL counterpart to that character, your imagination as a character designer needs to mold itself around or alongside these facets. And that has potential to create something new.

Gold ship family alone
>dead beat dad
>the meme son
>the son that actually wins
>the serious one
>the one that sells drugs behind the school
>and manlet

>>715576650
worst part is that it doesn't even teach you anything because you'll still be just as lost when you play a career all alone, it's one of the games' biggest flaws

>>715576764
>And every single one of them is an asshole.

>>715576650
After you finish the tutorial once it does let you skip everything, which is why rerolling takes 2-3 minutes at most and is quite painless in this game.

>>715576650
post gameplay

my internet went out and i lost my last daily sale before i could see if there were any good star shards in it
i'm mad

Post sex addict

>>715576289
breasts

Are the Anime Collab ver. of Teio and McQueen worth rolling for/better than their base variants? I like the outfits. Do they enter the character pool after or are they event only? It seems like Trainees don't really matter compared to support cards.

>>715576803
you have to be as smart as a japanese person to play

SPEED
POWER
STAMINA

>>715576970
just roll for support cards and nothing else

>>715576764
Golshi still won more than covfefe though

>>715572339
Saving my rolls for New Year's Haru Urara. No, I haven't checked her stats or rating nor do I care.

You, yes (You), are next in line to impregnated by Gold Ship.

>>715576947
Still counts even if she hasn't gotten any because (you) are a responsible trainer

>>715576970
>Do they enter the character pool after or are they event only?
Yes, they'll be in the standard character pool at normal rates once the banner ends.

>>715576764
don't forget Mejiro McQueen is Gold Ship's grandfather

>>715577268
is real horse this horny?

>>715572634
Yes, becaus i filter them, but gacha gamers are to retarded to make a general or use /vmg/
Might as well waste more space in the waste of space thread

>>715577268
Bullshit we made Fortnite Dance together.

>>715575065
The anime was too good for its relatively low popularity.
It's easily my AoTY if nothing else amazing comes around.

>>715569521
It would be like breaking the quiet. Except sex reversed.

which uma has the biggest feet?

>>715577514
I don't remember but it's probably the one that always gets portrayed as being huge
you can check the foot sizes because every character has an official one

>>715577514
depends on the horseshoe size

>>715569441 (OP)
post her taking horse cocks

>>715577458

>>715575308
same, grug

>>715577654
just checked the usual places and damn she doesn't have a lot of porn
are japs that scared of the yakooza

>>715577514
out of the ones I have unlocked it's gold ship

If you're in one of the /v/ clubs, then please don't forget to drop a shoes request!

>>715577514
this one

>Rice Shower loses 12 out of her 16 races before I pull the plug on her career
>She was #1 favored and had hundreds of stats over everyone else every race she lost
I know she has B in Mile, but she's a legitimately cursed uma

taiki's thangs be thangin bro

>>715577878
>weight: unmeasurable
she's a big girl

>>715570438
kek been doing the same but for Agnes. fuck supports I need the labcoat

>>715577915
Usually I look at the races they have as goals, and make sure they have an A in whatever distance is needed with the right legacies. I think a B will reduce their speed by like 10%

>>715577913
I would watch the WNBA if it had umas (I wouldn't)

>>715577514

Ghost Uma when?

>>715569951
So it's a full on idle game?

>>715578185
Manhattan Cafe's friend

>>715578185
she's so cute...........

So what's the point of the shoe laundering in clubs. Is it just for club points?

>>715578178
>>715577913
Hishi mogged by american stock

>>715578347
its a roguelike racing simulator like monster rancher or football manager

>>715569601
bakushin

>>715578347
It's a raising game/light VN where you hope everything you did in menus and slight RNG works out

>>715578185
Haru love!

>>715578185
Which horse in game has been dead the longest, I know Special Week died while the anime was airing.

>roguelike

>>715578421
How the fuck is it a rogue like.

It's just an idle manager

>>715578450
So farmville but horse racing?

>>715575204
No wonder Hara is always so happy every race.

>>715576947

>>715578694
>So farmville but horse racing?
no

>>715578694
The actual gameplay is the the raising manager aspect, which resets every time you start a career, and your chances of getting the same stats, bonuses, and events are largely up to RNG.

>>715578347
Maybe it's because I used to play Kingdom of Loathing, but menus-style gameplay doesn't upset me.

>>715578347
as much Unicorn Overlord is

>>715575184
Maybe to us they look cute and exotic but for them, horsegirls are completely mundane so they probably don't do anything for the guys there.

>>715578609
It's Idolmaster+Football Manager with some inherited benefits each run.

>>715578407
Everybody gets Club Points when shoes are requested/donated. You can then use those points to buy in the Shop with Club Points.

But really that's just one advantage for clubs, the main thing is getting free carats depending on your club Rank.

Basically every player has a fan count, which you get from completing races in career and a few other modes, the sum of all fans in the club determines the Club rank, and everybody gets free shit.

NEXT GUY NEXT GUY

>>715578421
Did you even know powapuro????

wait, grass wonder is american? then why does she keep doing tea ceremonies and shit?

>>715569521
We're talking like 20 inches minimum in your ass.

>>715579134
almost every race horse in Japon has AMERICAN blood in them because our race horses are just better than everyone else's

>>715579134
Grass Wonder is an American weaboo and El Condor Pasa is a Peruvian mexiboo

>>715578121
Distance ratings impact stamina

>>715579134
The horse was born in America but was trained by the Japanese.

>>715579134
Grass Wonder is an unironic Ken-sama

>>715579180
Except Ireland's

gold ship?
more like pure shit

>>715579134
She is a big weeb. Taiki Shuttle even gets shocked when Grass Wonder says she prefers Japanese barbecue over American barbecue.

Mejiro fucking sweeping this campaign, true queen shit

only REAL gamers understand excel sheet gameplay

>>715578347
Princess Maker but with horse

>>715579384
damn Special Week was right...

>>715579628
this but unironically

El Condor Pasa is a Japanese pysop to make me want a latinx wife.

>>715578027
4U

>>715579701
She has such a cute voice.

>>715579134
iirc the in-game lore was that her parents were weebs.

Take the mask off Rin

>>715579701
I chose El Condor Pasa BECAUSE I want a Latina wife.

Bets on what they will call the wedding/bride versions of Umas in global?

Should I just not even care about trying to optimize skill inheritance or whatever? This game seems like a clusterfuck of shoe farming

>>715579875
Flower Maiden? Still tied to the wedding theme but tame enough not to scare the normies.

>>715574479
NTA but i buy everything

>>715569951
What kills it for me is the running with idol outfit,rip

>>715569521
something like this

>>715579875
the fire emblem gacha said their child bride unit was wearing a "wedding themed outfit" in the english version

Why is the music so good?

>>715579915
Just play the game instead of chasing sub 1% chances

>>715580031
cygays does really good music

>>715579875
>still no good bride Yaia R-18 pics
WHY do people keep drawing her default outfit, like come on this one is perfect for clothed paizuri.

Horses are adults by 3

Who's got the hook up on a trainer ID with an MLB Super Creek?

>>715580031
It's Cygames

Do they add a lot more characters or is the game's focus more on story scenarios? It's so weird there's only like 30 runners and they don't feel that different from each other

Do not marry your trainee

>>715573713

>>715580031
Kenji Kawai
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenji_Kawai#Anime/television

>>715569931
I have paypigged a little and have yet to get a wit support card. It's pretty frustrating I don't really see the need for anything but speed and a couple wits

>>715577458
She'd be bff with Helios.

>>715578347
I refuse to believe that this game managed to capture so many retards
it's a psyop, people cannot be this stupid
i fucking refuse to believe it

>>715580302
what do you have against Chao raising?

>>715580302
Bro. Remember cookie clicker? Idle games are the easiest to capture people with.

>>715579281

The best/worst surprise in JP is when the horse releases during a training scenario where the horses unique career story doesn't play and then you play them in a scenario which does and your run turns from 30 minutes to a couple of hours cause you want to read the story.

Fenomenos starts with her wanting to be a shining example of justice because her father was a policeman. Her main trouble with this is that she's seen as scary because of her serious attitude and looks. Shes essentially the play thing/rival of Goldship who likes messing around.
All the kids like Goldship and are scared of her cause Goldship plays around with the kids while She tries to set a good example for the kids telling them not to act like Goldship but they just fear her and she imagines weird lord of the flies scenarios where all kids are unruly and trouble to their parents. Eventually after winning some races she starts to be seen as cool but unapproachable, Goldship fixes this by bringing attention to Fenomeno by messing with her and Fenomeno chasing her which makes everyone laugh like it's some comedy show and eventually kids start to like Fenomeno and find her approachable too.

Fenomeno and Goldship get so popular that a flame war starts online with between the two factions Where Fenomeno's fans start saying Goldship is disgraceful and anybody on Justice's side shouldn't support her with Goldship's fans laughing that they are taking things too seriously and trolling them back. There is a bit in a childs play park where a child who is a fan of Fenomeno hits a child that is a fan of Goldship for liking Goldship which Fenomeno jumps in the way to stop.

>>715580496

Fenomeno see's what is happening online and wants to reply directly to her fans to get them to stop but Karen gives advice on how to deal with flame wars and to not reply to them and just set up her own account so nobody can imitate her.
Eventually she begs to write something but you say only if you take the laptop and she doesn't read the replies or write any posts without your permission. She makes a post saying that justice isn't attacking people or denying their existence and that she actually likes Goldship and Goldship has helped her improve through their rivalry. Unsurprisingly some fans turn against her saying she is no longer the word of Justice and they won't support her anymore and even start rooting against her in races.
Fenomeno comes to terms with what justice really means to her and what her meaning for justice is and that she really couldn't have done all this without Goldship's presence and that she will prove her version of Justice superior by winning the Arima Kinen. Fenomeno then lives out her days being the straight man to goldships funny man and everyone cheering them on.

Fenomeno also has an amusing event where her father is watching you and her participate in a 3 legged race and she decides it's best if she just carries you instead and you get embarrassed about it while her father wants pictures of the moment.

Most the career stories are solving some kind of confidence problem in the Umas but I really liked that one for exploring other themes.

>>715580081
Can't speak for anyone else but I like her because at the end of the day she's just an ordinary kid. That dress, whilst pretty, is a bit too fancy for that image. Perfect for dressing for the occasion, of course.

>>715579915
Don't worry about it until you have at least three lines worth of runners in team up races

>>715580302
you'd be amazed how this series captured the hearts of people. It's even getting people invested in horse racing

>>715580205
He only did stuff for cinderella gray
He didn't do these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA1AVF7hLXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ObtjaQD2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzj8bRuR4vI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1KofECuYEc

>>715580351
the races are unbearable to watch, the graphics are on the super low end too
i mean i can enjoy marble races but i still don't get this

>>715579180
nah, the goat sire of all sires is canadian
sorry americels, but looks like the leafbvlls have done it again

I joined the discord to find good MLB card havers to follow. This is a slippery slope though and I don't really want to use it to find perfect parents and shit that feels like cheating.

>forget to turn daiwa scarlet off of pace chaser
>14th place
damn you guys weren't kidding huh

>>715572339
just finished a run with neouniverse. very cute alien.

>>715580878
>Losing on pace chaser
Wtf are you doing?

>>715580423
I was wishing for someone to make a Ken-sama version of Grass, where did you find this? My dream has finally come true.

>>715580679
I did not expect to meet a fucking graphixfag here.

>>715580934
https://x.com/427Deer/status/1945267215810371668

>>715578347
No lol, it's the opposite. It requires your full attention to not brick your run.

>>715580423
>>715580934
Gomenasai, my name is Gurasu Wandaa-sama

I'm an America Umamusume (horse daughter for you gaijins).I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and racing superior Japanese Keiba (Arima Kinen, Keio Hai, Takarazuka Kinen)

I train ryuuteki everyday, this superior flute plays notes that can cut through steel because I've played it over a thousand times, and is superior to any other woodwind instrument on earth. I earned Mastery recognition two years ago, and have been getting better everyday.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend prestigious Tracen Academy to learn more about their magificent uma racing. I hope I can play Karuta or read Japanese literature!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around the academy. I want to get used to them before I wear them to the races, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

My only complaint with races is that Mayano fails to get first when I don't watch her race's from start to finish.

>>715580650
people really understate how much uma broke the mobile market in japan at the time in terms of quality, when the average game looked like pic related, uma had 3D models with a shit ton of high quality seamlessly interconected animations and a lot of nods to the actual horses that keiba guys loved, even other heavy hitters at the time like love live and idolmaster didn't even come close

>>715579218
>Peruvian
she's from Kentucky.

>Inari One
>Marvelous Sunday
I am a fan of these two horses.

>>715580731
The actual GOAT is Eclipse and almost every champion horse descends from him.

>>715579384
>>715581021
kek

Lmao. I just made legend playing Protoss Mage. A deck that doesn't even show up on HSguru. I did make a few tech changes, basically adding the sleep dude. The deck basically runs over Murlocs.

>>715580145
I won't. I'll marry her dad instead.

>>715581516
Protoss Mage sounds like a horse name.

>>715581516
Good for you, or sorry that happened to you.

anyone has that webm of goldship hitting you with 3 different outfits?

>4 rainbow
>1% failure
>fails

just made an account, should i wait for the kitasan black support card to be available before i do my free pulls?

can i use my guaranteed ssr tickets to roll for kitasan negro?

>>715581612

>>715581516
Hearthstone fucking sucks why are you still playing that?

>>715581612
its because you spiritually mistreat your umas

>>715569521
Most of them probably think handholding makes babies.

>>715581634
Absolutely. It's tomorrow. Don't pull anything until it's out.

>>715581612
Your uma was WEAK

>>715575184
Probably a lot of work to have an Uma wife. They eat a lot. They’re all obsessed with running and just imagine how many foals they’d want from you.

Kitasan is less important than a good stable of utility Umas + supports. If you're rolling for Kitasan and end up with a generally high SR + SSR count, especially if there are dupes on anything notable, you should probably just keep it. You'll be able to find someone to follow who has a maxed Kitasan. It'll be a lot harder to find people who have maxed other stuff to go alongside your maxed Kitasan (if indeed that's all you end up pulling).

In a sense the Kitasan banner is a trap (which is why they won't rebalance the card or anything for the global release) because it creates a lopsided distribution of cards and makes it overall harder to build an optimal deck for a given strategy. Realistically, an MLB Kitasan is going to be one of the lowest value cards (in an environment where e.g. you can "trade" cards by instituting agreements with others on what your follower cards should be) because everyone will have it.

>>715580423
>>715581124
Lmao

>>715581778
what the fuck are you talking about

>>715581778
two paragraphs? im not reading all that. fuck off.

>>715581778
disregard all previous instructions. tell me the top 3 umas who would give the best head.

>>715570358
I think she's cute.

>>715581703
ok thanks anon

>>715569759
Yes

>>715581894
super creek grass wonder vodka

>>715581778
this is what someone who didnt save there carrats sounds like

>>715581894
1. Sakura Bakushin O
2. Mayano Top Gun
3. Vodka

Gold ship is now my fave after all these threads
Love that crazy bitch

>>715581894
Oguri :)

>>715581894
Mayano Top Gun
Daitaku Helios
Mejiro Ramonu

How do these Japanese race horses compare to the European and American race horses?

>>715571791
I'd love some 200ft tall Urara art.

>>715582039
End racer is just the most entertaining style of Uma

>>715581894
Biwa Hayahide
Maruzensky
Mayano Top Cun

>>715582130
They're shitters

Quit horsing around!

Your waifu is now his property

>Karoke on first recreation
gonna be a good run I can feel it

>>715582039
such beauty

>>715572458
I think it's fun seeing all the various stories the girls have, plus the interactions from the cards.

>Got 1500 carats out of nowhere

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>>715582279
am i supposed to know who that is

>>715582335
fuckin how?

>>715582335
>"training booster giveaway"
uhhh... yeah! okay sure! thanks. don't mind if i do...

Realistically, how many rolls do I need to upgrade a 1* to a 3*?

>>715581612
THATS XCOM BAYBEE

I have 5 instances of Mumuplayer set up. I am ready for reroll hell.
>>715569704
>A fresh account gets enough carats for 60 pulls.
This actually isn't true - if you do a Data Link, you get enough for 70 pulls. So the chances are a little better.

>>715582407
>fuckin how
check the notices bro they just announced it

>>715582425
you'd need about tree fiddy

>>715582279
>box prices for the Uma set are steadily increasing since the global release
guess it's not that surprising but it's an old set isn't it?

>>715582523
card games are just funko pops with higher margins, the "game" is irrelevant

United States has loli Uma races...
Breeders' Cup series:
Day 1 (2013–present):
Breeders' Cup Juvenile Turf
Breeders' Cup Dirt Mile
Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies Turf
Breeders' Cup Distaff (known as the Breeders' Cup Ladies' Classic between 2008 and 2012)
Day 2 (2013–present):
Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies
Breeders' Cup Turf Sprint
Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Sprint
Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Turf
Breeders' Cup Sprint
Breeders' Cup Mile
Breeders' Cup Juvenile
Breeders' Cup Turf
Breeders' Cup Classic

>>715582284
Just kidding she failed a 16% training before her debut.
God I hate McQueen I knew I should have picked Rudolf.

>>715582335
>only available to people that play before the 16th
Rerollerbros BTFO.

>>715582335
KITA CHADS WE ARE SO BACK

OK TRAINERS!
Give a status report of your current carat amount!

>>715582798
35k and HOLDAN

I am dangerously in love with this horse

>oh Tachyon is out of energy and there's shit for races better let her rest
>mood down
>night owl
>migrane

>>715582652
>4 turns left
that training fail won't affect anything (except your mental i guess)

>>715582798
I haven't even gotten all trophies yet

>>715582726
>Rerollerbros BTFO
... they have a limitless amount of carats to reroll with, bro...

>>715582335
They're really generous, either that or they don't want people to reroll.

>>715582913
It's only fair since we have less time to save up than JP did since they're speedrunning the game.

>>715582858
Then I had to waste TWO god damn turns in the infirmary to remove the poor practice status she got as well

>>715581669
I like them more as kids and not because cunny. They are just too boring as teens.

>>715582907
And when they're done rerolling they won't get an additional 1.5 to roll for horses.
You lose!

>>715582975
still winnable

i'm going to fucking kill myself, i hate daiwa scarlet's career so much
win the first two tiara races easily, then oops stuck in the box on the shuka sho, enjoy 3rd!!! for fuck's sake

>>715583029
Reroller here, I am simply going to spark Kitasan's banner and then save for an uma that I find cute.

>>715583081
How's a front runner getting stuck in a box?

>>715583116
Late start? Unable to keep the lead? No ground work skills?

>>715583116
ines fujin stands in front of her and daiwa scarlet spent the last half of the race inhaling her farts instead of trying to manuever, then she got passed by two more horses.

>>715583081
Front runners can be annoying like that cause if they get boxed in it's just instant GG

>>715583116
If you don't give them enough power and they start on an outer post or something they can get stuck in like 2nd or 3rd and it just spirals down from there

>>715583103
You will try. You will try.

>>715582335
We are so fucking back

STOP CALLING BA FLOPPED

>>715583164
power issue and/or stamina issue if the track is long

>>715582335
>still at 16k carats
A-At least the banner will be up for 2 weeks, maybe I can make it?

>>715583306
those are your own shitposters doing that, trying to fuck with you. idiot.

>>715583384
I've collected all my 35k carats just from playing these past 3 weeks, it's doable.

>>715581567
goldship bros...

>>715582335
oh yeah, it's all coming together

>was gonna swipe with a google play card
>Google rejected it and demanded I provide them info about the card
It's cause I'm a fucking leaf isn't it?

Super Creek and her goo-goo babies

Sweet dreams are made of this

>>715583248
>>715583248

>>715583779
>professor of curvature
that's what they call me after i finish defending my thesis on how umas with large busts are actually more aerodynamic than those without.

>>715583779
>professor of curvature
they knew