>>510136272
I'd make you dress up as a leprechaun and stay in character at all times as one and hang out with me. I'd entertain my other guests by introducing you as my little Irish friend. You would never be without booze, cigarettes and weed and I'd make you a little room of your own in my closet in which you could live rent free with food too all for the low price of adopting the persona of a leprechaun. You can have two weeks vacation time and christmas off, but the rest of the year you would be my little leprechaun friend.
Sometimes you could do other things too like be an oompah loompah or a clown.