Thread 534937734

ASCENDED POCHIE HYPE EDITION


troondle filth off the op!

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>>534920662

First for gvrv

second for gvrv

Whitemane, my queen

This one

its over

>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND

this one

>>534937734 (OP)
EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG EPOG

this is the one.

>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE

>>534937734 (OP)
Post only the most kino wow osts to celebreate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfhZmlRCXPU

pochiewon

>>534937989
>pic
HOW ARE YA

>>534937816
I remember a discord conversation between a player and a private server dev why they added pay2win to the game and they responded they didn't have control over anything going on on the shop. I think the background was similar to pochie and ascension.

The dev avatar was a female troll.

Basically, epoch has 0 chance vs human greed.

>>534937734 (OP)
I see huwitemane in the op I use that thread
simple as

>>534938176
FANTASTIC!

POCHIEE WEEKEND!!!!

My Grand Inquisitor Can't Be This Cute...

Whic Ascension server is worth playing?

i think we are about to have a poochie weekend

>>534938320
none. wait for pochie

epoch...gone

>>534938320
bbc+ with adventure mode + hardcore

>>534938223
which server?
also this plebbit post sheds light on how shit ascension shot callers are https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/bnboth/i_worked_on_project_ascension_as_headleadsenior/

>>534938320
Pochie

>>534937734 (OP)
>>534938284
I love being too small to satisfy my gf Whitemane

Now that the dust has settled, how are (You) feeling about Pochiescension?

If I don't get to keep the names I took I'll quit!

>>534938459
90% optimistic.

>>534938484
no u wont
>smacks you with my big orc cock

>>534938397
I can't remember but I think the one behind the cash shop was shenna, she took care of their servers or something and put the shop behind their backs.

>>534938459
i yield unironically. not dealing with this kaytotes rug pull. moving to ambershire instead. rather know what im getting into than get blindsided by more bullshit.
btw im a white male with a family and house and denounce the talmud and not being paid by shenna either sadly to post this.

>>534938459
Sad that smol indie team couldn't hack it in the end but at least we get to play now.

>>534938320
I tried bronzebeard for a little bit. Not even worth killing time on desu. Just wait for pochie

>>534938459
it's better than no server

>>534938541
Maybe I'll stay...

>>534937734 (OP)
Turtle goons on nuclear meltdown edition:
Shenna paying the shills with turtle cash shop currency. Not even real money.(KEKW)
Sources say they had a staff meeting in voice chat and they were all yelling at each other angrily.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
Check the comments on this ^ one, more info and videos.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

Wipe chads fucking WON

>>534938459
Optimistic. At we get a server to have fun on for a few months or a year. As soon as ascension slop gets in though I'm dipping.

Wipe bros how we feeling?

>>534938685
We're getting wiped?

>>534938449
You're probably too small for everyone but gnomes

>>534938678
>posts multi-year old plebbit threads
>claims recent turtle meltdown exposed in comments
>no evidence anywhere
>source: trust me bro
what did the ascension jew mean by this?

why are people calling epoch a rugpull? do they even know what a rugpull is?

>>534938789
God what a perfect pic...

We won.

>>534938640
pretty much

>>534938678
Turtle NPCs in shambles
Funny how they either stop replying or call you names whenever this shit is posted lol

>>534938459
It's for the best. The weakpoint of kaytatos and his team was clearly server stuff, so having someone competent handle it while they vibecode some custom content seems like a win-win.

Ofc ascension will take a large cut from all shop profits for it but that's more of a kaytatos problem.

Overall very hopeful for future.

>>534938814
they rugpulled supporters who thought theyd be getting project epoch for the last 4 years and now have an ascension server. you are retarded if you dont consider this a rugpull.

>>534938459 (me)
>>534938750 this is how I feel as well

>>534938921
but they are getting epoch?

>>534938921
yeah. no Tegridy whatsoever

>>534938921
>hee hee its ascension
yawn

>>534938997
not how they originally envisioned it. look at gaytotes' announcement, theres nearly more thumbs down than thumbs up. they rugpulled the community ,especially longtime supporters who wanted to get away from the turtle/ascension bullshit model of pservers.

Ascensions custom stuff is kinda cool, but i was hoping manastorm would be more like torghast. as far as i can tell this in LFD spam on steroids.

>>534938883
They get paid in cash shop points man..imagine waddling through this shit hole for hours just for one transmog or a bag.

>>534938459
50/50 right now. First few months will tell really. It's good that they did hand it over to experienced hosts while still remaining in control of the content itself. If they DO remain in control, it'll be great. If not, it'll flop due to Ascension jewery. We can only pray for the former.

>>534938905
how dare you repost my gif without asking for permission first

>>534939085
>theres nearly more thumbs down than thumbs up

if they were this incompetent with all the server side shit has anyone actually tested the custom content in some of the earlier betas? is it even anything impressive? im starting to get skeptical about all of this shit because for the most part if you are this retarded about one part then you arent magically competent when it comes to other parts

has this whole thing just been a lesson in good advertising from the start where there isnt actually anything of substance there? i assume ascension just sees this as a nice opportunity to slap a cash shop in an overhyped product but if this is literally just base classic wow with an ascension cash shop then why the fuck would i play this?

starting to get pretty skeptical about how all of this is being handled. how long do you even think the epoch team has been in contact with the ascension team? starting to feel like this was their plan all along...

>>534939194
this is actually a good thing

I'm loving the turtoid seethe ngl bros

>>534939085
>it's a rugpull because... uhhh... look at the emojis people are angry
gotcha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUBs5flZsHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUBs5flZsHE

Posting this one more then I promise I won't again. Been a pleasure in this general, I won't ever forget it.

>>534939194
>3813 up
>3798 down
>NEARLY more thumbs down than thumbs up.
am i wrong you retard?

>>534939096
>Ascensions custom stuff is kinda cool
they really do have the best coders, shame their ideas suck

>>534939241
Somebody was streaming flying around on epoch the other day. The content seems pretty high quality. Of course we wont know till we play

>>534938396
But I can't stop myself ftom cranking up the Adventure Mode difficulty level. By default it's 1/100 and even at 10/100 it's been difficult for me to stay alive. I cranked it to 100/100 and so far I'm just getting xp from discovering zones and collecting herbs to make potions and get some silver for gear. Of course while collecting the world items they added scattered around everywhere

Quitters out. Hypebeasts in. Epoch won.

>>534939268
>not how they originally envisioned it. .they rugpulled the community ,especially longtime supporters who wanted to get away from the turtle/ascension bullshit model of pservers.

point still stands ascension kike

>>534938459
For now I'll just enjoy the game, if Ascension makes it go to shit I'll stop, simple.

>>534939443
Except literally nothing about the server is changing other than it being on another launcher.

>>534939241
>is it even anything impressive?
read through their website, they talk about the changes they made.

>>534939241
>if they were this incompetent with all the server side shit
their biggest problem was using an outdated core that can't handle a large population.

>>534938459
I'll play it casually but I don't trust Epoch enough anymore to go fulltime degen like I planned, if they port over Ascensionslop I quit

>>534939482
yep, sucks its not going to be ascensionkiked until youve been around and making connections and friends and investing time for a year but its coming eventually.

I see lots of hot girls posted in this general everytime, is epoch or turtle whatever like that ingame?

>>534939561
>read through their website, they talk about the changes they made.
on their website they said the server would be playable three weeks ago too. i cant really believe anything written there plus a lot of it reads like it was written by chat gpt

>>534939418
I read "Hyperbreasts in." at first

When i will actually get to play already?

>>534939583
I dunno why people keep posting these as a flex. The guy who did WC/DM left, and it took them almost 5 years to remake 4 dungeons and some quest hubs.

'poch uldum minimap, the map is not in the client yet

>supporters will get their names on a plaque
So everyone can see their shame forever

>>534939519
lol, lmao even

>>534939276
Not the shenna pic and the sHE at the end of the link. Youtube bringing truth nvkes

>>534939561
>they were WRONG about one thing, therefore they're LYING about this other thing
let me guess, they/them?

>>534938895
>video of voice chat
First of all, that was Crogge selling shit, not Shenna and at the time that video was made the drama was about him selling shit years prior. That video was made 7 years ago, before Turtle even existed. Shenna hasn't been with Crogge for years and Crogge has no hand in Turtle.

>>534939772
>Has nothing to go on besides dooming with "what if" scenarios

>>534939697
>AI slop maps

>>534939798
>>534939638

>>534939846
see
>>534938129
also look up CoA and ascension suing them to hell and back , forcing the poor nigger to work for them, renegging on their agreements and not paying him. kaytotes is FUCKED and this server is going down in a heaping pile of flames. permanent "beta" testing status that theyll eventually make you pay to even log into.

>>534939801
Ok shenna whatever you say. Anyways you had a nice run. You made lots of money. Now its about time you rug pull and run.

Turtle troons talking shit about cash shops will never not be funny

>>534939960
Adding this stuff makes no sense because the target demographic for Epoch wouldn't buy it and would just leave.

>>534939970
What if its just people that didn't plan on playing Turtle or Ascension, I don't want either slop

>>534939960
Coa and ascension sueing. Pls provide link otherwise hearsay.

>>534938542

Found it, this is Crogge taking over Vanilla+ cashshop after offering to fix their authentification servers when they were under DDoS
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/
You can read the whole story here.
Apparently he also got Shenna into the dev team

They have no involvement with ascension as far as I know but this should serve as a cautionary tale

>>534940087
People on Epoch would 100% buy experience boosts but lie about it

>>534939960
>look up CoA and ascension suing them to hell and back
so where are the court filings?

>>534937734 (OP)
how do i find ascensions discord, i dont see it anywhere

>>534937734 (OP)
>merger happens
>general is full of soulless coom
>suspicious ascenshit shilling ramping up both here and the wow private server general
Like clockwork, this too shall pass and (You) will do it for free

>ex partner of over 5 years does questionable things 12 years ago
>therefore you are also doing those things 12 years later on your own
I guess anons here better not hope their exes are found doing anything heinous or they should get locked up too.

>>534940153
>not in pochiecord
at least try to shitpost properly

>>534940087
>the target demographic for Epoch wouldn't buy it and would just leave.
The target demographic for Epoch are Classic gamer dads that buy gold and mage boosts, why would they not like the Ascension shop.

if Shenna is innocent, why did she change her handle and refuse to address it?

>>534940153
looks based to me

>>534940153
>deep fem voice
Not even a turdle shill but atleast we can all get together and have a laff at the troons on both sides of this tribal shitposting each other bullshit.

>>534940153
>not in epoch
>no 'leaf' symbol for a new user
lol

>>534940249
>posting fake messages
Is this the best turtlefags can do?

>>534940267
?
the epoch discord is locked. most people left. they are an epoch refugee.

>>534940249
rot with shenna faggot
pochies won bigly

>>534940087
why the fuck would ascension buy them if they werent going to milk their userbase dry? they dont give a fuck if 55k of the 60k who wanted to play leave because they werent going to paypig anyway. they want the 5k whales. simple as.

>Server up for 7 years and nothing happened
>Im supposed to be concerned for some reason that nobody can explain

>>534940325
If by laff you mean fuck, yes I will laff all over them

>>534940424
>shit out cosmetics
>pochies buy it
it's that simple

>>534939614
AAIIEEEE NOT THE HECKIN TIME INVESTMENTS
MY EPOCHCOIN PORTFOLIO IS GOING TO DEPRECIATE AAAAAHHH

>>534940440
why are you here and no in your general?

>>534940443
>still no saddam hussein
3/10, keep trying.

>>534940249
Okay there's tons of proof about turtle nefarious deeds. But very little about ascension.
Somehow you obtain this image.
Did you use gimp or paint? Lmao

Just a reminder that Epoch made an AI (before OpenAI made GPT 3.5) to generate content for them.
They had a multi billion dollar idea and they wasted it on slopcoding and quests.

>>534940424
Epoch is/was still going to have a cosmetic shop. Thats what they would get money from.

>>534940585
based, where do I donate?

>>534940585
KEKAROO LAUGH AT EPOCHTROONS
THEY COULD HAVE BEEN BILLIONAIRES AND THEY WASTED IT ON A NEVER RELEASING WOW SERVER

>>534940538
I like annoying people here.

Doesn't even matter if ascension fucks over epoch. Epoch is just a monsters and memories waiting room anyway.

>>534939614
>investing time for a year
It's a video game. Every second you spend in a video game is "wasted" unless you're a content creator making money from it. Just play until it's fun then quit when it isn't, it's not hard really.

>doomturtles only have one talking point left and will loop it for months on end
>"y-you'll see!"
cute

>>534940514
Fuck what? Either a mans nasty asshole filled with shit, or a gaping bloody pus infested gash wound?

>>534940707
soon brother

>>534940585
>kaytotes is retarded
we know

>>534940773
To be fair its a pretty big "Youll see" given the circumstances of the acquisition and its history.

>>534940707
i'm too weak for genuine EQ-like gameplay, hope you have fun with it though

>>534940775
you know women assholes are also filled with shit right? humans usually shit from those

Imagine if you were one of the cucks that spent years of your time coding this server for free and you get a discord message from Kaytotes at 4am saying that he sold everything and you don't have a position anymore.

fellow undeads silverpine or barrens?

>>534939614
Won't matter. It's funny how most seems to be sceptical about this but still will give it a try, but you're so sure about talking out of your ass about shit no one knows will happen or not.

>>534940153
lesbians only exist in my computer, like all women

>>534940842
does Ascension have a history of lying or being deceitful? do they often say one thing then go back on it later?
if they want to be exceedingly jewish on their other realms, that's cringe but I just won't play them, but have they ever said, "oh, we're not jewish, we'll never do a cash shop" and then added one before, or what?

>>534941057
Silverpine. It's a fully fleshed out zone in Epoch, it took me from 11 to 15 and I have almost an entire quest log to cash in still.

>>534940958
Yeah that's why women have a vagina instead

>>534940958
Im not into anal but atleast it'd be a woman. You Faggot.

>>534941101
They have literally bought and killed competitors before

>>534940958
women don't poop though?

Oooooh my gawd I want the server to open up already I want some actual gameplay discussion and not this fake drama.

>>534941101
>does Ascension have a history of lying or being deceitful? do they often say one thing then go back on it later?
They just did that with Conquest of Azeroth

>>534941206
Please provide examples and proof. No seriously.

>>534941034
You don't understand how developing content for this game works and it shows

>>534941276
what did they say about Conquest of Azeroth and then what did they do to Conquest of Azeroth?

>>534941057
silverpine has a rep vendor with some pretty decent rewards.

POCHIE AUGUST

>>534941101
the "drama" with CoA is that the main dev got bought, got burned out eventually then quit.
then the devs changed up his vision.

>>534940720
It sucks to quit and leave behind genuine friends and long term plans to work towards because kikes decided to get greedy. You wouldn’t understand any of this as a brown skinned animal though who can’t think beyond your base instincts moment to moment.

>>534941358
Pochie October

>>534941206
Why would they kill this server when they could just make money from it?

>>534941156
>>534941168
>not liking anal
Plebeians.

>>534941261
What gameplay discussions?
WoW is a solved game, we're just hamsters running in the same wheel we have for 2 decades doing the same shit on the same classes in the same places

>>534940424
Because getting 60k users on their launcher means a high possibility for some of them giving Bronzebeard or Ascension a try, which again leads to some whales ending up in their cash shop. The extra eyes on their product is worth its weight in gold.

>>534941541
>WoW is a solved game
Epoch isn't

POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534941482
You make more from 10 whales than you do from 1000 normal players. Thats how gachas succeed so easily.

>>534941419
>racism and buzzwords
>no actual proof of anything.
I know this is 4chan man but you're being way too extra and proving yourself a tourist shill

>>534941419
I dunno I usually just keep in contact with friends I've met in games in the past long after I've quit. I flew out to my bro's wedding who I met in FFXI fucking forever ago despite not having played the game for years at that point. You don't have to leave behind anyone unless you're autistic.

>>534941570
>60k users on their launcher
it crashed their CDN earlier lmao

>>534941379
okay, so basically as long as Kaytotes doesn't decide to go schizo on us, we should be fine
that's still pretty precarious but maybe we can get a year out of this realm before they jew it up

So how does the merge work? Do I need to make an ascension account? Do I need to use their launcher or the original launcher?

>>534941587
Epoch's custom content was playable 2+ years ago. All 4 dungeons of it. And if you're fair, you'd apply the same logic to Turtle which is like a whole new world of custom if you're part of the majority who are now only just playing it when Ambershire is out.

>>534941771
>as long as Kaytotes doesn't decide to go schizo on us
lol

Could someone give me some a quick rundown on all the shady stuff Ascension has done? I haven't played their stuff since 2021. I know they are publicly for people who wanna whale out and do not like fair gaming but is there any dirt hidden on them?
Also their servers are hosted in Russland, that's a huge red flag. How many of the people in charge are russian?
I'm unfamiliar with the staff compared to the turtle and shenna's crimes, which makes me NEVER play on her shitty P2W server.

>>534941793
No account needed, you will need the ascension launcher. Both are answered in the epoch faq channel in Ascensioncord. https://discord.gg/customwow

>>534941793
if you have an account on epoch, you will get an ascension one soon
you can delete the epoch launcher, but not the client

>>534941771
Yep. Just enough for the next big thing.

.....
.....
....... i wish we had new GOOD mmorpgs coming out instead of all this korean trash we keep getting. Picrel

LET ME PLAY ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534941154
>>534941351
nice alright ill stick to pine this time

>>534941892
Monsters & Memories

>people are already fantasizing about some some uncertain future where one day ascention takes their character prisoner or whatever based on nothing

What is this called?

do i spend $25 on The war within? or do i spend $25 on Ascension donation?

>>534941793
you have to buy at least $100 from their in-game store to play now, hope this helps!

Pochie has tbc talents and is therefore better.

>>534941964
is this playable? i tried to play and it didnt let me in

>>534942000
neither, you wait for epoch

What's stopping Ascension from just stealing Epoch in a year or two?

>>534942054
Not yet, there's a test next month

>>534942096
nothing lol they own everything now

>>534941983
Doomposting because everyone's bored and waiting for the server to open.

>>534942096
that will happen 100%
they will strong hand ktoes to push more MTX

>>534941694
I don't know what that means, I'm not a server guy. I for one will give ascension a go while I wait, just since I had to download the launcher anyway.

I mean, Turtle was fine but didn't feel as good to play as Epoch did. I suspect Ascension will be just fine too, even if it's very different.

>>534941983
>Make a deal with the devil
>He says trust me bro
>Sheeeeeeet well he did say I could trust him

>>534941983
gender dysphoria

>>534942096
nothing, there is no legal agreement
but there is also nothing stopping a dev from leaking all the content

>>534939679
>The guy who did WC/DM left
Source

>>534941983
Corporate Enshittification

>>534942058
Ascension is Epoch. You will be able to spend ascension money on it.

>>534942185
Take your sane takes far away from here

>>534942096
What's stopping you from getting run over by a bus tomorrow?

>>534941964
Huh i was completely in the dark about this game. Ill have to keep an eye on it ty anon.

>>534941248
i do

>>534942054
Early access in January. Only mmo worth getting hyped for.

>>534942252
there is no announcement on this whether it will be a separate currency or not

>>534942283
The issue here is statistics. If a company has a history of buying up others and changing them, why would you believe yours to be different?

>>534942306
damn that looks cool
Where is this from?

>>534939409
Ascension had their hd gnolls rips edited to look like proper gnolls, mainly hogger who got accurate textures.
Sargeras Embrace team is full of lorefag chads

>>534931853
Is not
Dutch said, Bronzebeard is the clay of what CoA and seasonal servers will use from now on, everything that will be made for bronzebeard will be ported to Classless, CoA and such, one being the Worldforged stuff.
Also Sargeras Embrace is using Bronzebeard and they are the reason of why Bronzebeard and CoA got such good shit on the PTR, as Wrath fixed.
Also is obvious that Bronzebeard is "We will do SOD but better and without limitations"

>>534942306
DAM THAT LOOKS COOL WHERE IS IT FROM?

>>534942000
Neither silly. Buy some fun game on steam thats on sale.

>>534942295
prove it.

>>534942376
Dragonmaw Retreat

>>534942306
damn that looks cool
Where is this from and how do I play it?

>>534942376
>>534942434
One of Turtle's new dungeons this patch. Actually looks like an official dungeon unlike Epoch.

>>534941859
POKE PLEASE RESPOND

>>534942497
It's from Turtle's new dungeon. It really looks like a Blizzard official dungeon which is awesome.

>>534942306
damn that looks cool
where is it from?

>>534942386
>Also is obvious that Bronzebeard is "We will do SOD but better and without limitations"
and Epoch will be their regular Classic+?

>>534942514
oh then suck it up your arse Shenna and kys

>>534942306
danm this looks cool
Where is this from?

>>534941819
Bro, no one even does any of the leveling custom content cuz everyone is 2x exp from tents and is 60 before they get to ungoro

>>534942306
where is this from?

sex with goblin female

Alright, I am gonna ask the important question.
Can you say nigger on Ascension?

>>534942306
damn this looks cool
where is this from?

>>534942603
It does look amazeballs!! But I'm not really convinced
Can you show me some gameplay from TurtleWoW™, perhaps something simple like killing furbolgs in Teldrassil?

footjob from midna anon

>mfw someone mentions t*rtle to me in a new discord i joined
miss me with that shit fr

>>534942750
thankfully no, get filtered

>>534941964
Ye I'm playing, see you there.
Male goblin fighter

>>534942603
I heard it's on a shitty buggy 1.12 client though.

FFS why is this general still so alive and fast?
I know I should just stop opening it but I have no other source of news since I can't into discord.

IS ASCENSION SHADY LIKE TURTLE (AND SHENNA) OR NAH?

>>534942514
why couldn't shenna and gaytotes work together.

>>534942306
>>534942376
>>534942434
>>534942497
>>534942616
>>534942675

>dayum baka kun that looks kewl where is it from??

Notice the exact same use of words. The shills are in a voice chat and being told what to write.

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP HAHAHAHA SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT

>>534940249
>posting fake images

>>534942306
>garbage overtuned and buggy raid
Turdle trannies aren't sending their best

>>534942734
you sure about that?

>>534942861
Its more like corporate evil than shady back alley evil.

>>534942884
NOOOOOO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

i know that dungeon is not from epoch as you cant even play the server because it offline LOL

>>534942867
because Shenna is literally worse than a kike
she is russian

>>534942884
Wow nothing goes over your head champ!

>>534942765
>>534942843
VanillaTweaks fixes everything.
https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks

Kaytotes won.
Dutch won.

Bowser lost.
Shenna lost. Bigly.

>>534942861
they are very open about their jewry

>>534942923
yes....

Playing wood elf rogue in M&M.

>>534942265
I generally enjoy the /vg/ generals for keeping up to date, but some of the people in here seriously need to chill out. There's room enough around the scene for all of us, and having options is a good thing. I like my cupcakes with glaze, you aren't an asshole for liking buttercream.

>>534942884
Anon people are shitposting it as a joke. Its a technique where you intentionally try to look like shills to make the other side look silly.

>>534942861
ehhh, its a tossup
on turdle, they will steal your account and sell it to chinks
on ascension, you can just xp pots

This is like the movie The Founder but with WoW private servers kek

>>534942923
W-would...

>>534943049
Honestly kaytotes did win yeah.

>>534943049
>fill those with open source and always have
>chose to use a shitty core because the good one force you to open source your stuff

>>534943036
Thanks!! I now have a bitcoin miner

>>534943036
HE DID IT
HE POSTED IT AGAIN
BRAVO

>>534942884
>Notice the exact same use of words.
Thank you for pointing that out... I see it now.

>>534942923
do not underestimate me

>>534943093
Halfling bard for me

>>534942861
I don't think they've ddos'ed other servers

>>534943131
Except for the fact that gaytotes never managed to even open up the place.

https://turtle-wow.org/remastered
https://turtle-wow.org/storage/turtle_tv/Patch%20Trailers_1/Turtle%20WoW%202.0:%20Unreal%20Engine%205%20Client.webm
>Highlights
Built to include custom tools, allowing our team to expand on the Mysteries of Azeroth easier.
Developed by a dedicated team, meaning our main content development and design teams will not face delays.
Full original WoW 1.12.* API preservation (and extended), supporting all existing 1.12 and Turtle WoW exclusive addons.
Able to run smoothly on any PC, from potatoes to powerful systems.
Packaged with a proprietary anti-cheat which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.
Cross-platform Play Supported: Compatibility with a wide range of devices


>Two Graphic Modes
The new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:
Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.
Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.
We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.

>Impossible Becomes Possible
With the new custom client, we can finally change things that were previously limited by the old client:

Extended quest logs beyond the 20-quest limit.
Proper widescreen support.
Add a field of view (FOV) slider.
Support for DLSS and AMD FidelityFX for enhanced performance and visuals.
Better performance and AddOn support.
Action Queueing, so your DPS is no longer dependent on latency.

>>534943310
but they are russian too so that's unlikely.

>>534943093
desu I'm thinking inquisitor, fighter/chanter hybrid sounds op as fuck even if you pay the tax

>>534943415
>Lying through his tranny teeth again

>>534943415
>picrel
EPIC!

>>534943036
genuinely asking, do you guys think this post is satire, a shill that doesnt understand that he's being laughed at, or just straigh up a bot?

>>534943415
holy shit this looks like complete ass lmao

>>534943415
THats epic snow

>>534943415
the cum zone

>>534943415
damn Prince of Persia looks like that?

>>534942923
What is this from, anyway? I see it posted in these generals all the time but I'm unable to find what it's from.

>>534942306
dayum baka kun that looks kewl where is it from??

>>534943415
SHENNA PAID FOR THIS AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>534943478
UE5 is 10x better than the shitty 1.12 client and probably 3x better than the current warcraft engine blizzard actually uses.
they can do anything they want with the UE5.
They could add a BG where wow is turned into an FPS.
Add a mode where you play the actual wacraft 3 game.
Add a racing game.
They can do anything.

You know this has all been funny and all but i cant help but feel retarded for following this whole drama so closely. Think ima go to sleep

Good night my anons. Stay seething turdies.

>you can visibly see the uptake in troondle shilling since the announcement

They're scared

>>534943586
monsters & memories, upcoming eq clone now that pantheon turned out a total flop

>>534942306
zamn that looks poggers (is that the word they said to use?) what WoW(tm) private server is this location from??

Autistic people can't detect sarcasm

>>534943415
>Packaged with a proprietary anti-cheat which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.
no chink is botting on turtle wow because they are buying gold straight from the source

>>534943614
Roblox in WoW when??

Migrate to this thread when bump limit hits 750.


>>534937620
>>534937620
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>>534937620
>>534937620
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>>534937620
>>534937620
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Thank you for your cooperation.

Epoch won
Ascension won.
Keytotes won.
We won.
Trump won.
Turtle lost.
Magic lost.
Inex lost.
Harris lost.
Zelensky lost.

>>534943827
>rotten bake
no thank you!

>>534942096
The same thing that stopped them form taking over CoA.

>>534943415
so true sister

>>534943827
yeah I think not desu
no sexy girl in op = not using the thread

>>534943614
>he believes that UE5 is good

pochie and ascension linked up
sneed it or keep it?

>mention Bowser lost
sperging starts again

I'm noooticing...

How long does it take to do all that migration stuff to ascension? Probably no epoch this weekend, right?

I will unironically buy some stuff on Ascension if they manage to get the server live on Thursday.

>>534943515
no this is satire
see >>534943415

>>534944125
two more weeks

we lost turtie sissies
time for a tactical retreat

I am in a call with Shenna... she is crying.. :(

>>534944414
dw just tell her to purchase more influencers like alex

what does she think of this outcome

>>534942308
already said it would be

>40 FPS on Deathknell on Elune or w/e
>Was getting 80 on Epoch, with hundreds of people running around
well that's it. nice knowing you guys

>>534944598
she is busy giving me a footjob

>>534944759
that won't change

>>534944598
>bless water
>bath water
both start with b

>>534944759
epoch will continue using their own client

Is anyone playing on BBC+ test realm?

>>534944759
>t. poor

>>534944598
GURUBASHI GANGBANG

>>534944946
no

>>534944946
/join TND

>>534944946
what's the difference between regular BBC?

Rape Alliance women

>>534945068
>I'm rich
>I still pirate 20 year old games, though

>>534942923
>archer=physical ranged dps
>bard=buff bot
>beastmaster=shitty monk with a pet
>dudu=wizard/cleric hybrid
>elementalist=shitty wizard with a pet
>enchanter=cc and buff slut
>fighter=tank
>inquisitor=fighter/enchanter hybrid
>monk=puller & second rate melee dps
>necro=dots and shitty pets
>paladin=cleric/fighter hybrid
>ranger= dudu/archer/fighter hybrid of a hybrid
>rogue=physical melee dps
>shadow knight=necro/fighter hybrid
>shaman=necro/cleric hybrid
>spellblade=melee caster dps
>wizard=ranged caster dps

>600 pregnant man reacts
can we get a proof of life on Ross?

>>534945670
if he hadnt made it such a big deal, it wouldnt have happened

>still thinking an official Classic+ is a bad thing when pserver cuckolds literally can't get a Vanilla+ server without a kiked out cash shop
I'd rather pay $15/month than watching level 5s riding cash shop mounts on russonig servers.

>>534945759
white nuke!

>>534945759
>yes this shit smells pretty bad but that shit over there smells even worse
starting to wonder why I even still bother with this stupid ass game

how is ascension so big and at the same time so terrible at explaining what it is?
why is it so hard to find any information what the difference between the servers are? what do they have in common? it feels like poe all over again

>>534945759
official is much worse though, id rather risk having a p2w shop than 1000000000 chink bots and legal RMT

>>534945759
>still thinking official Classic+ isn't going to be low effort slop served for 15 bucks a month for the addicted cuckolds

>>534945759
You mean you would rather play with bots and people not even trying to hide how much gold they buy

>>534945759
shut the fuck up Phill, xbox is dead

>>534945925
there is no escape from the maze

>>534945759
Wts edgemasters 20 000 gold, cheaper than ah! whisp me

>>534945759
Blizzard isn't going to make the kind of classic+ that I want.

>>534945759
There's more bugs, more bots, more cheating, less content, less support on blizzard's server than the worst pserver, so yeah, not paying for that, you have to be mentally retarded to do so.

>>534943036
It's funny how no one can refute this webm.

why hasn't anyone made a private server with actual sex mods yet?

I bet it would be easily very popular, imagine being able to romance and fuck NPC's

any updates since the buyout? had to take my meds

>>534946512
Does Azerotica not have anything like that?

>>534944901
DOUBT

I hope Ascension is better at giving updates.

How y'all gonna claim y'all won by selling to your competition? Not just any competition, but the greediest and most predatory one on the market.
Y'alls need to look in the mirror and think for a moment.

>>534945759
It's either cash shops (with no p2w) or RMT with bots. One is obviously less harmful to the game than the other.

>>534946585
they will continue using their own client but not their own launcher

>>534945759
>paying monthly to be an NPC on mudasir's botting and gold selling business
That's the real classic+ experience.

how many of you anons are also not gonna play anymore and just think the thread is really entertaining

>>534946626
Just want to play pochie, simple as

that post has y'all in it three fucking times
if you take that bait you're hopeless

>y'all
>y'all
>y'all
great bait lmao

>>534946626
Idc I just want to play pochie~
UwU

>>534938376
The dreams, the ideas behind it, washed away..like tears in the rain..

>>534946723
Still going to play
POCHIE FRIDAY

grandma status?

>>534945759
I know this is bait but >pic will always fit

Hrrrmmm I just wanna play my UD Paladin *twerks ass a bit UmU*

>>534946656
or you can have neither, you know like how mmos used to have

>>534946626
>>534946730
>>534946732
I WILL reply to y'all.

>>534946723
I’m tired of being strung along and don’t feel like installing Ascension’s launcher. Might come back and check on the server a couple months after launch but I don’t really care to play immediately anymore.

>>534938905
>>534939145
Who is she? She looks cute, i want to goon for her..

Bring the fucking server up so I can get back to playing my human paladin!

>I want to pay $15/month to play a video game

you mmo retards are so cucked, never gave a single cent to play always online shit because if it goes down i lose everything, also im not that fucking retarded to think paying monthly for a game is acceptable

Project epoch
whatever happened there

>>534946723
gonna play with your bussy

Why is this Dutch guy talking in discord instead of banging whores in his private island, isn't he rich?

>>534946512
i think there would be big money in that, just look at vrchat

>>534947039
idk about other games but clearly you can't have that with blizzard. they protect and encourage botting and RMT at every turn. at this point, a conspiracy theorist might even conclude that blizzard owns bot farms and/or RMT markets through shell companies.

>>534946998
Post pics qt

>>534947165
cute

>>534947302
he is running a business

poochie status?
oh, sooorry... ascenchie status?

>>534947302
everybody needs a hobby

>>534947302
Why cant he do both?

>>534947169
its baffling to me that people still fall for this shit in fucking 2025
i guess i can see it for a CURRENT mmo, that actually gets new content developed, it (kinda) makes sense, but PAYING to play the same content in a 20 fucking years old game...?

And no, the server maintanance cope doesnt fucking work either, considering FREE games like cs/dota/fornite/warzone/whatever have MILLIONS of people online at the same time, its not 2005, server infrastructure isnt expensive, blizzard doesnt need 15 fucking dollars per month to maintain the 3 guilds left playing Classic...

Gee Ascension, how come your mom lets you have TWO Classic+ experiences?

>>534947535
Dutch is getting a double blowjob by kes and kaytotes as he's writing in discord confirmed

>Try to make a private server
>Fail
>Sell failed server idea
>Retire

>>534947169
you pay 15/m to filter all the poors

>>534946945
i love sisters of battle
i bet when they're not lezzing out they go and find random guardsman to have their way with and then shoot in the head

uh, project epoch when

>>534947302
what else are you supposed to do after the 3 mins it takes to coom?

do you think we'll ever get concrete numbers for how much kaytotes was offered to sell to ascension

Are Ascension devs russians? Should we be worried?

>>534947702
1 dollar a month would filter 80% of people

>sell your server
>it still hasn't gone up

If someone told you about everything that was going to happen to Epoch 3 weeks ago, would you believe them?

>>534947785
lolno

>>534947458
ASCENDED POCHIE THURSDAY!

>>534947795
if in a few months Kes or Eredun have a melty maybe

>>534947795
You know how there are tons of scams, mafias and drama centered around private servers?
Ascension has never been involved in any of them but turtle has.

Coudlve he saved Epoch?

>>534947717
sorry but they’re made for fat ugly bastard plague marines only

>>534947302
>thinking he doesnt do both

>>534947795
ascension bought out the conquest of azeroth team and within 6 months had completely replaced all of them with ascension devs
even if that doesn't DIRECTLY happen this time, the remaining epoch devs will still probably just quit on their own after this disaster, which will have the same results
tldr. it's over and maybe there will be an epoch open beta in 3 years

>>534947930
meant for >>534947785

>>534947947
but you guys told me they fucked over conquest of azeroth

>>534947954
I doubt it

>>534947947
yeah but russians are shady by default

>>534947795
im pretty sure ascension is german.
probably still hosted in russia or some of the -stans yeah, but i remember playing on the very first day of ascencion launch like a decade ago with some other /wpsg/ autists when the server had like 500 people online an i remember the creator/owner being some german autist

>>534947673
>is troon
>paid to shill
>uses ugly troon image to appear smug

Boy the quality of you shills is dwindling. Well yall were terrible from the beginning.

>>534943415
FUCKING KINO

>>534947795
they aren't, blizzard sent them a DMCA and they had to change their names and move ownership

>>534948165
Ascension used to be called something like Awakened? Right before they got DMCA'd.

>>534948085
Welp. Theres always wallcraft. Cus no sane person ever stepping foot in turdle ever again

How long does it take to switch to a new core for a wow private server? What sort of shit will they have to port from Trinity to Ascension? Can anyone with actual dev experience in this area give a realistic answer?

>>534948113
that screenshot is edited

>>534948362
And?

>>534948352
pretty sure ascension is already based off trinity... but don't quote me on that

>>534948345
who else is russian? I need to know

>>534948345
I must admit my hype for epoch dropped significantly when the news broke. Ambershire suddenly doesn't look that bad.

>>534948352
30 minutes

>>534948345
ALEX WAS PAID OFF BY SHENNA!!!
THIS IS WHY EPOCH FAILED!!
HURRR DURR DERPITY DERP!

absolute state of epoglets

>he thinks they aren't doing a reset now that Ascension is being brought in

level 1 chads rise up

>>534948345
Alex is right.
The private server empire is real.
Anyone who thinks otherwise is retarded.
You think it's a coincidence that every pserver these days turns out to be run by Russians?
Shenna unironically runs the pserver scene.

>>534948345
>ascension is ran by russians
it's not

>>534948345
This faggot wants to eat shennas troon axe wound so badly. I hope he's atleast getting paid to be a filthy judas fuck cus damn. What a lying faggot

>>534948345
hairline status?

>>534948345
you just know acsension pochi is going to succeed because al*x is against it

>>534948165
server ping too good to be in eastern europe

>>534948460
Agent Krasnov

>>534948460
Shenna and Crogge, and conveniently every other pserver owner because they're all actually Shenna and Crogge using aliases, including Ascension

>>534948345
alex is a fucking retard, so i take everything he says with a grain of salt
that being said, as i said, ive played ascension literally only on launch more than a decade ago probably, and apparently shitloads has changed and they bought other projects and new staff, etc meanwhile, so im sure lots of them are probably russoids, but the original guy who made the server and was running it by himself back then was german, im pretty sure. no idea if hes still the main guy/owner

>>534948345
Why do we care what this guy has to say again?

>>534948171
Are you ok bro?

>>534948713
Server is hosted somewhere between Denmark and london. Atleast according to exitlag. You get the lowest pings in those areas.

>>534948587
Who's it run by, genius. You know him personally? Hang out a lot?
It's Crogge, dumbass.

>>534948329
Awakening iirc

>>534948742
>Based Russians carrying the entire pserver scene on their backs
I now forgive you for invading Ukraine

I am sorry BBC+ sissies but I just cant play on your server, waiting for Pochie!

>>534948538
My femhuman paladin on the left

>>534948751
make tyrande AI sloppa of this please

>>534948538
Let's be real only an orc or tauren can get past these cheeks

>>534948453
i think you might be right, i recall hearing that. but even then, ascension likely has a bunch of customizations. i seriously doubt it's going to be a plug and play experience, other than for stuff like porting item databases, which should be pretty trivial. also... where does TSWoW fit into this (Epoch's scripting engine)?

it seems like the 1500 bugs in their issue tracker are mostly related to scripting and not actual server back-end type stuff. so again, i am worried that even if the transition to the ascension back end is relatively straight forward, there is still this mess to deal with:
>https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues

>>534948887
And here we go. Now yall are being told to claim he's shennas ex faggot boyfriend to dissuade anyone from playing there.
Kek both crogge and shenna were selling gold and accounts faggot. No proof whatsoever for your claims btw.

>acquired by ascension
>all the epoch CMs get the boot
wtf i love ascension now

>>534948986
let's be real, you'll never have sex irl unless you settle for being some pajeet's bottom.

I feel a lot more secure rolling Guru now that I know Ascension will bring up servers and merge servers as needed. I'll get the pvp freshy dream and when it dies after a few months roll into the pve realm comfortably as World boss pvp would have been tiring at that point.

>>534948345
>Retard who alongside Kargoz scammed everyone with the Hardcore shit thinks he is a saint to talk about Pservers

I'm gonna need proof that ascensionpoch is gonna use the original epoch client. ascension has a fuckton of custom UI bullshit and runs like trash

>>534949142
>merging with a pvecuck server
quitting in a second

>>534948987
I think they will take the approach of taking a patched up trinitycore, then adding back TSWoW.
Ascension's dev team are actually really good at their job, I doubt this is going to be a big issue for them.

>>534949176
are you stupid? really, how fucking stupid are you?

>>534948817
He's /ourschizo/, faggot

>>534949142
aren't world bosses are PVP even on the PVE realm?

>>534949360
How would that even work with crossfaction partying and guilding?

>>534948345
You'd think the guy that was Shenna&Crogge's public enemy number one during the Elysium days would come out with a better take.
The problem with Turtle is not entirely with the cash shop, but the fact that they're known for selling gold and entire characters under the table.
Ascension at least is fully transparent with what they sell.

>>534949301
that's VVall

We will be here soon.

>>534949031
>Now yall are being told to claim he's shennas ex faggot boyfriend to dissuade anyone from playing there.
y-you can't call out Shenna, that's OUR job!
>Kek both crogge and shenna were selling gold and accounts faggot.
Yes. And they've also sold gold/characters on Turtle, Everlook, Vanilla+, Firestorm, WoWMythic, Ascension, Duskhaven, and every other server they might happen to have owned/bought out.
>No proof whatsoever for your claims btw.
lol

Will the current trackers work for Ascensionpoch?

>>534949439
Ask Ktotes, the genius who designed that.

>>534949360
Yes.

>>534949439
It's disabled in the world boss zone.

>>534949479
Shenna isn't even transparent about being on Turtle.

>>534949287
>cant refute
>proceeds to ad hominem
That you alexfagsual?

>>534946723
At this point I don't even care anymore
I thought it might be fun to nolife this shit for 1-2 months before I start a new job at the end of September but it's taking them so long to get anything done that I just don't care anymore. I visit the threads like twice per week and it somehow gets worse every time I do.

>>534949479
>Ascension at least is fully transparent with what they sell.
Brother. Gold buying on Ascension is huge, and sellers never get banned. Never. That's a tell-tale sign that the owners are involved in it. It's literally exactly how we exposed Shenna/Crogge back in 2017.

>>534949360
>>534949439
>>534949594
They said multiple times it would force on PvP for the zone and you couldn't crossfaction group while the WB is up in that zone.

>>534949439
Could just have PvP with literally everyone not in your party

>>534949548
Dumb question, even for frogposters standards.

>>534946723
ascension buyout is the best news we've gotten in 2 weeks because there was literally no possible way these retards were ever going to get the server in a playable state. the wait being increased sucks but Ascension are professional, within like an hour or two of the announcement their lead dev was in discord answering questions instead of seething and hiding from the community in a locked down discord channel. i think things are looking up, even 6-12 months of pure epoch before ascension starts to jew it out is better than no epoch at all.

Guys what happened to COA that ascension acquired, just wondering

Do you think they will go for it?

>>534949750
Why is that a dumb question?

>>534949802
the lead COA dev quit after burning out, then Ascension reworked it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBrSmlJmw2o

when does ascensionCHADS buy monsters and memories

>>534949703
I don't think anyone is asking how's going to mechanically work, my autistic friend.

>>534949830
I also vehemently dislike the patient title

IT'S UP. CRYBOOMER CHIMING IN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M29WIS2RMwM

>>534949830
who cares how you get it on retail?

>12 hours after Ascension merger
>servers STILL not up
Maybe they should of sold to Turtle instead...

>>534949875
If they fuck this game up I’m swearing off mmos forever

>>534949698
>gold buying
What a retard. Players can literally just sell donation point items from the cash shop to regular players for gold. No need for selling gold. Spoken like a true tourist who has no idea wtf he talking about

>>534949875
why are you shilling babys first unity game? no one is going to play this trash

>>534949863
>the lead COA dev quit after burning out, then Ascension reworked it.
ah, so this is the model. make the epoop devs quit and appropriate their server. this is cool cause i am mostly interested in epoop pvp so if i can buy a 60 boost and gear in the shop this will be helpful.

>>534949548
not needed since Ascension can has technology from the far future that let's them give us consistent updates

>>534949763
>6-12
It will be in by ZG with the justification of "ZG was always a catch up mechanic"

I like that Tasty guy, he seems a bit like a redditor, but hes already 100 times more based than literally every single tranny on Epoch's janny team

>>534949629
>>534949703
So guilds that cant form a 40m without crossfaction just get fucked? That makes no sense, you sure this feature wasn't scrapped?

>>534949971
I do, because it's fucking dogshit.

>>534950034
Yea you'll get your boosts and all the convenunce you could need soon enough, all good

>>534950014
im just excited, i wish they would pay me to shill

>>534950048
phenotype check?

Why is the epoch discord still locked? lmfao

>>534949984
What a retard. You can legally buy gold on Blizzard Classic and OSRS too. Shit loads of people still buy directly from other players.
You can also 100% buy characters/mythic enchants under the table. Don't kid yourself.

>>534949830
Would be neat but desu I don't care about the title or any of the other rewards
I just wanna see everything

>>534950105
It's a shit title but not because of how you get it on retail

>>534950232
They sold everything to Ascension, why bother trying to keep their own community?

>>534950216
oblivion merchant

>>534949501
yeah it was smart to add bizmo's brawlpub, and i hope they expand org just to add that thanks to epoch's own orgrimmar

>>534950092
Aren't the world bosses going to act like Retail world bosses where everyone on the faction who contributes the most will get the loot?

>>534950232
We're all in ascension anyway

>>534949802
Anon stop noticing. The poor epoopies don't know the buyout just got their server held in indefinite hostage while Ascension works on the things they actually care about and also removing their competition.

>>534949830
yes. the title is lazy

ETA until Dutch leaves his wage cage ?

>>534950232
>epoch: a particular period of time in history
It's frozen in time while Ascension moves forward.

>>534946723
I'm going to wait for the dust to settle and see what happens. I really don't give a shit about the launch experience anymore, I'd rather not waste my time if the sever will be shit or dead in 6 months.

I'm still curious about the custom content though, how much is there compared to Turtle? I know Trolls and Gnomes will get their own mini-zones, but AFAIK there are no entirely new zones. What about entirely new towns, quest hubs and dungeons?

Friday is gonna be a dead off... Can they release servers before that or no way?

>>534949824
This is so fake it's unreal

So, do we just delete the epoch client now, and re-download it from Ascension's launcher?

>>534950417
Isn't the wage cage just him working on the serve infra?

>>534950194
They do. You are not fooling anyone.

>>534950484
Dutch said keep the 3.3.5 minified but you can delete epoch launcher.

>>534950232
did you see the shitstorm here last night?
imagine that but 50 times worse, that's why

>>534950483
No matter how many times you say that we won’t forget alex

>>534950232
i hope they nuke the epoch trooncord and just move to ascension's, the jannies there are WAY better

>>534943614
>They can do anything.
Can they? It still has to run on the WoW server, right?

i like ascensie i like turtie i like pochie

>>534950517
im gonna be brutally honest i dont think the devs of this game have the money to afford a single shill

>>534949875
elves not erotic enough

I'm so tired of gooning. I can't deal with sloppa whitemane anymore.

how can I offer my bussy to Dutch-sama for saving Pochie?

>>534943614
>UE5 is 10x better
kys

>>534950048
He can handle the bantz which is 10000 times better than any of the Epoch staff.

>>534950517
I shill for it for free as well. MMOs are now corporate hellscapes. So a game with a small team of developers who actually give a fuck about there game should be shilled

>>534950846
who gave you a permission to stop?

>>534949972
we have ascended beyond using game clients. We're all hooked up into our going into games machine when we play

whoever releases first wins

>Ascension admins holocausted all the tranny Epoch CM's
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm on team Chadscension.

>>534951103
not really

I'm releasing right now

WHERE ARE THE ASCENSION SERVERS LOCATED

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

guys he's releasing, give him some space

>>534951196
fuck off shenna

>>534951196
germanistan

>>534950216
Vigo

>>534951103
turdle is already out and it's shit

>>534951196
New Zealand

>>534951135
Did they really? Is there an announcement for that?

>>534951196
Korea

>>534951103
it's not a competition. do you really want the dregs of this general shitting up our comfy classic+ fresh?

>>534951269
I thought bongistan

>>534950232
im surprised it still exists

>>534951103
I wanna play this weekend but it would be based if they dropped on the same day.

>>534951280
so shit that epoch tried to copy it. are you retarded?

>>534951409
keytotes is a bong, but bongistan is basically usa's 51st state, they are way too cucked to host a server

>>534951103
>European
Shouldn't you eurofags be too busy dying of heatstroke to play vidya?

>Try out Ascension
>It's still on TBC, how bad can it be
>My character runs lightning fast
>My mana never runs out
huh

>>534951560
We have a surplus of good and cheap internet to use.

>>534951529
>turtle wow invented the concept of classic+
bad bait

>>534950601
>keep the 3.3.5 minified
what does this mean?

This whole thing is basically the Activision merger all over again, except in p.server version.

>>534951560
muttfags OUT

>>534951560
only bongs

>we prefer pve servers!! stop forcing us to play in a way we dont like!!!!
>ok thats fine, we will just go to our pvp server
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534951560
aren’t all of these pservers Euro hosted?
any in NA get instanuked by blizz since corpos own the entire legal system.

Turdle started as a vanilla 0.5xp rate server, they only added custom content because nobody wanted to play on that trash.

>>534951785
keep the client you downloaded from wherever

>>534951560
Bro it's been raining for like 90% of the days

>>534938459
Completely opted out. My brother still wants to play there but my dad and I went and bought war within to try modern retail. Will probably fuck around with delves and the XXI anniversary until blizzard announces classic+

>'so why shouldn't I play turtle wow?'
>(unhinged schizobabble sexist bullshit and drama from 10+ years ago I don't care about)
oh okay I'm gonna roll on turtle wow gg

>>534951991
this is somehow worse than the turtle shills

>ascension client stutters every few seconds
Nice cryptominer. No other wotlk client had this problem on my PC.

>>534951196
I would test it out and confirm if it's Frankfurt/Vienna since I'm closest to these and have the best ping on them but I can't be bothered to download another launcher.

>>534952029
you came to the epoch general to say you're gonna play turtle?

>>534951891
>26C
>heatwave
lol?

>>534951991
>giving blizzard money
Cringe..senpai..

>>534951892
this is the same enrgy as troondles
>NOOOOOO YOU WILL LOOK AT MY TRANNYMOGS CHUDDIES

>>534952063
it goes from 144fps to 10-15 for few seconds on my machine

>>534951891
>26C at this time of year
god that sounds comfy
t. around 40C/105F since July

>>534952063
try playing with task manager processess on. most miners now automatically terminate to hide when you open task manager.

whitemane = ascenscion
little whitemane = turtle
https://files.catbox.moe/sdqzfd.png

>>534952104
bongistanis are subhumans, its pretty simple

>>534952098
this is a project ascension general what the fuck is epoch

>>534951598
>flying ride to goldshire

>>534949698
>Gold buying
Nigga, that was banned after the shitshow of 2017 and people doing it were caught on sight, and said people who did this GDKP and gold buying shitshow now works for turtle as GM's

>>534952098
Well yes. He's paid to shill.

>>534952214
the server you've been seething about for the past two weeks

you fags have no idea how heatwaves and low humidity feel. it's literal hell.

>>534952029
pls be my ambie gf

>>534952187
selfcest is PVRE KINV but drop the futa

>>534952104
have you seen a bong? they already look like they were made of melted cheese, everything above 15c rapes them

>>534952029
1.12 client sucks ass. The custom content is mostly low quality besides some examples.

>>534952356
https://files.catbox.moe/h04se2.png
i have to spread the love

>>534952337
lol

>>534952337
zip it, bongoid

>>534952337
you mean high humidity

>>534952165
Bro in England theres no greenery in the cities, its fucking awful, its just heat and melting asphalt

>>534952337
Wtf are you talking about those temps are freezing.

>>534952337
Born and lived in Florida for 25 years, lived in Arizona for another 4. You are a weak person. It's currently 35c in my bedroom and I just got home so soon the heat from my PC and multiple monitors is going to make it even hotter.

>>534951891
how did this """people""" manage to conquer half of the jungles and deserts of the world again...?

>>534951892
why do PvE players get so panty twisted over PvP? It's completely optional

>>534952620
Serves you right for being a bongoloid.

>>534951785
"mini" clients only come with the core files and download the rest while playing. So just don't use the client to play between now and then, or keep a backup if you do.

>>534952828
Bro I left, after brexit, there were to many darkies for my liking

>>534952620
>26C
>melting
Do you bongs live in Igloos?

>>534952474
can you do some more cunnyxia?

Yeah, I'm thinking Epoch won BIGLY

>>534950507
yeah, they're changing the cores right now.

>>534952620
ahh yeah, the melting asphalt at ... 25c ...

bitch ass fucking soiboy nation

>>534953096
anything in specific?

>>534952998
Don't be racist la

27C here rn. i'm sweating
i'll survive but it's not nice

>>534952620
Anglos really do turn into giant walking radishes when exposed to temperatures above 20c huh?

>>534953038
it's more the news that needs to be retarded/sensational.

from the 90's to now, they went from 'newspaper' to 'tabloid' tier.

americans sit inside with their ACs and talk about how much hotter it is outside

>this fucking topic again
https://youtube.com/shorts/zbRLiRxIXjo?si=cWj7RVG3kp2XuGdd

>>534953109
they are installing more ram !

>>534952242
Hold up. Are you trying to imply Blizzard punishes gold buyers in any real capacity lol?
I still play Classic religiously because my irl friends refuse to play pservers, and despite 99% of the playerbase buying gold (literally), people almost never get banned. Our guild has only had ~3 people get banned in the past ~year, and that's with 80+ of us all receiving shipments weekly

>>534952029
cool, guess you don't need to post here anymore

>>534953194
something in line with this where she makes fun of pathetic uncs small soft dicks

>>534952760
all the good ones died out in the two world wars

>>534953098
mfw when literal redditors are less retarded than you lot.

these ascension custom quests are TIGHT

>>534952337
>low humidity
>literal hell.

When does this Dutch nigger give his daily updates? I'm tired of waiting

>>534952469
>1.12 client sucks ass.
There are legitimately zero issues that aren't solved by dropping VanillaFixes into your client folder.
It takes 5 seconds, works, and lets you retain the Vanilla look/feel of the game. Something the 3.3.5 client can't do, even with years of work done on it.

>>534953280
Yep and I have the incredible luxury to be able to open my windows if I want to.

>27C here rn. i'm sweating
>i'll survive but it's not nice

>>534952337
I'm a literal third worlder spic and my city usually hovers around 30-35 C° (sometimes up to 42 C°)
So I just blast my AC all day, I don't understand why Europeans can't do the same

>>534953537
I'm sorry for being white okay

>>534953491 (me)
Forgot to attach video.

I've never played Wow but I'm going to play Female Human Priestess on either the new Turtle fresh or here on Epoch, whichever comes out first.
What should I know before getting into the game?

>>534953605
>bongs
>white
lol
lmao even

>>534953612
You'll see everyday orc males chasing you

Ah-huh, so the Turtle finally responded, huh?

I'm 'bout to turn this diss track to a murder scene, ha
Haha, did him like Cobain with a headshot

Haha, he got green shell, I got red dot

Haha, got it back in blood, made him shit himself

Now he in the mud, haha, kill yourself

Haha, haha, huh, kill yourself

Haha, haha, Turtle, kill yourself

Haha, haha, huh, kill yourself

Haha, haha, Turtle, kill yourself

Ha, you a sad Turtle with a slit wrist

Ha, Shenna a sad slag, she a big bitch

Ha, I'ma make her cum, I don't need dick

I think I lost my arm, like the blessing, I need a big fist

Ha, eatin' Shenna pussy for my breakfast

Ha, I make this dick fit like it's Tetris

Ha, lift her up and flex like a bench press

Fat blubber hoes eatin' dick, HelloFresh, yes

CroggeBoy, pussy, you gon' have to eat a Panadol

CroggeBoy pussy, 'cause I fucked him in, like, every hole

CroggeBoy, don't be lookin' froze, else I let it go

And tell that fuckin' Turtle he can catch me at the GM Isle
Haha, did him like Cobain with a headshot

Haha, he got green shell, I got red dot

Haha, got it back in blood, made him shit himself

Now he in the mud, haha, kill yourself

Haha, haha, huh, kill yourself

Haha, haha, Turtle, kill yourself

Haha, haha, huh, kill yourself

Haha, haha, Turtle, kill yourself

>>534953609
>Turtle created the Vanilla WoW client
anti 1.12 zoomers are legit fucking retarded lol

I've had to drive to work while it was 120F/49c out in a car that didn't have working AC so the internal temps of the car were probably 59c even with the windows down.

31 here. 35 in the sunny room with my PC.
It feels worse than the 45 when I was visiting Turkey. Nonislanders won't get it

>>534952063
Disable hardware cursor and Reduce input lag, you inbred double r. nigger

>server run by jews
>call it BBC+
pottery

>>534953731
Can i get tall flats of her instead of lolis?

>>534953612
priests can equip this ranged weapon called wand, you can then activate auto attack that shoots magical bolts at your target while you tab out and jerk off or something
you will do this for 60 levels because it's the only mana efficient way to level a priest

>>534953612
game is actually pretty ass, really no point of playing it unless you have the nostalgia hit, its objectively a dogshit experience gameplaywise and you dont even get the nice social aspect nowadays, since everyone just sits in discord and doesnt bother interacting with new people

but im hooked and will always play it just cos of the habit

>>534953296
GDKP and Gold Buying and selling has been banned since 2017, and the people who pulled this shit in ascension are now on turtle.

>>534953501
I don't even get what you're trying to say

>>534953797
>Jews run the blacked shit and all other forms of interracial demoralisation propaganda
Pottery idd

It is 74F in my room(we have air conditioning)