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>>530813405IT'S IN 5 DAYS?? I THOUGHT WE HAD 2 MORE WEEKS
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET 9K GEMS
SAKURA BAKUSHIN O CURED MY DEPRESSION
Folks, I'm starting to think we love Laisu Showah here.
>>530813431 (OP)YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG TO MAKE A THREAD JUST TO MAKE IT 2 SECONDS BEFORE ME AAAAAAAAA
/ourhons/, Umapyoi.
Raise your hoove and salute the brave uma
>>530813656https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/history-supports-2021
you must try to keep up, anon, else you'll be left behind.
>>530813567I don't want to build her, I want to marry her!
Do you roll for Biwa?
Did you get her?
>>530813656>9kIs this what you need for guaranteed?
will i make it to kitasan?
Anons I have an interesting conundrum. I want to drop some money because Iโve been playing nonstop since launch. But this morning I got a really good run, just barely hit A rank and felt my nerves go fucking crazy, like the blood hit my brain and I got a full body high.
Im concerned that if I pay myself to be better, these moments wonโt be as possible, as I could hit my ranks and such much easier, and some of the fun might be gone. But at the same time, better umas is obviously โbetterโ right? Gay question I know, but Iโm actually having a tricky time deciding. Some input would be appreciated.
>>530813835>>530813610Tummy made for taking copious amounts of spunk
>>530813367Considering that 5k carats cost 70 bucks, and a spark is 30k, it would cost around 420 bucks to buy a full spark, not counting the discounted 3 time purchase of the 7.5k carats.
>>530813796>turbo and palmer both in their lonesome>kitasan comes pairedwhat a dick move
>>530813858I'm still saving.
>>530813720You KWABer, you didn't even do it right anyway.
>>530813858>roll for ugly shit with ugly voice instead of saving for kitaLol
>>530813858I'm home in 3 hours
I will roll for Biwa
I WILL get her
Trying out the scenario cards and they're pretty good when raising volatile Umas. Less potential stats but makes the runs much smoother. Nice to know you can also just dump recreation alongside less failure chance when Super Creek gets her debuff.
Reminder that umas love to lick salty things so keep your crotch nice and sweaty!
>>530813720Your bread sucks! It's neither fluffy nor steamy and wrong anyway.
is there a way to know the rewards of the choices you pick
>>530813929Scenarios get a lot harder so it's not like it's forever. URA is literally tutorial.
>>530814059https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper
>>530813929Anything above B+ is useless for PvP. No point ranking past it unless you want the carrot rewards.
>>530813936Rip
Any account is broke without?
Isnt it better to reroll in a week then?
>>530814059JP has it but it took JP 4 years for it.
>>53081385810 pulls is the most I was willing to commit to her banner.
>>530813929You can spend money on the launch packs and not use the tickets it gives you for now
You could just spend money on packs later
You could spend money as long as itโs for horses and roll cards f2p
>>530813796Tell me about Curren-chan, what does she do?
>>530813929Past a certain point the rating is a misnomer.
An A+ Uma with poor skills is going be much worse than a B+ uma with the proper selection of skills and S distance aptitude provided the stats are distributed somewhat properly.
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I love all my umas equally
>>530814012>UglyNigga u gay?
>>530814059https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper
>>530814184not shown: the umas you don't love
>>530813796>five days of nothing until the next eventlame
>>530813963that banner caused a lot of backlash in JP, so much so that the chinese version released with regular rates as if the cards were alone in the banner.
>>530814170She posts on social media, goes โkawaiiโ a lot, and makes unruly golden triple crown winners her bitch as the secret shadow ruler of this school.
>>530814243>Nigga u gay?cringe
any hot honse streamers or tubers with nice voies?
>>530813621for me it's paipan
>>530814056A homos opinion is worth nothing
are (You) ready to get FUCKING NOTHING /uma/?
WHERE ARE THE ANTIALIASING OPTIONS
I just cannot help King Halo win no matter how hard I try...
>>530814282Sounds like she's a real menace.
is it wrong to date ningen trainer?
Biwa is actually so aids to train
Can I get some tips for her? Other than mile ancestry of course, I've been doing that
>>530814053Calm down Mayano, that's pretty gross
so support cards are a bigger deal than actual horses? what do you guys spend your rolls on?
>>530813610wtf a kumiko uma
what did you get from your guaranteed SSR card ticket?
which horse has the biggest tits?
I lost all my will to play because of kita drama
I will play marvel rivals and wuwa for a week
Call me when kita is up so i can reroll my accout
>>530814507on what I like
>>530814184>a trainer that only loves his gifted studentsit's like being a bandwagoner for the winning sports team. abject failure.
I am pretty sure I consistently win more Ura final races when I am 6th or 7th favourite than when I am 1st or 2nd favourite.
>>530813929Career is just the training ground for you to prep for the real meat - Champions meet
>>530814606if i did that i would completely ignore support cards which is why i'm asking
Had a weird dream last night and a strange urge to roll
>>530814567Meisho Doto, Marvelous, Super Creek, Inari One, Zenno Rob Roy.
>>530814404in your graphics driver options
>>530813937It's insane how some made up currency that holds nothing behind it can be this overpriced. How do people cope with purchasing something with so little value?
>>530814654Her thinking is beyond your puny comprehension
>>530814779disposable income
>>530813858got my biwa, spending 30k on the super creek + tazuna banner in like a month, and then saving up for christmas biwa
>>530814148Yes 100%. Reroll until you get 1 LB minimum. 2 LB if you want to spend 0 dollars.
We're getting 1 rainbow limit break stone and an SSR selector coupon down the line. At the same time there will be a $20 package with an SSR selector coupon.
This is all for if you really care btw. If you dont see yourself playing in 2 or so years then who really cares
>>530814779Disposable income
>>530814507reroll until you have good deck
borrow meta card from whale
then roll for horses
>>530814841>only get 1 kitasanit's so over...
>>530814719That's adjusted for height, in raw size Akebono mogs and is the same size as Doto.
>>530814779not being poor
so the horse girls arent all teenagers right?
>>530814892Weโre getting a lot more than 1 lb material bro
cant you just borrow kitasan
>>530814654does she LOOK retarded to you?
>>530802730slowpork but Tachyon died pretty early so this number can't be true. In fact he had 1163 kids.
>>530814779They look at their bank accounts and shrug
>>530814405Her mother was right all along
>>530814915I don't understand any of what you typed. I've got bourbon and 7k free carrots atm.
>>530814779It depends from person to person, but I wanna say that generally the people who are willing to spend either a bit, or that much money into the game they like it that much or have a lot of disposable income they want to throw for the fun for it. Obviously this doesn't account for the people who do not have disposable income yet they spend money on this but I think those people have bigger issues than knowing how to cope with spending this much money in gacha.
>>530814972nyo... im quitting now...
>>530676518any lewd suggestions for the legacy sparks?
>>530814779It comes out of my monthly fun fund, the only purpose of it is to entertain me so why not?
>>530814148It literally doesnโt matter unless you want to try to compete with whales in PvP while being F2P.
Uma Musume S3 is boring
Kitasan Black is boring
>>530815125nyooo...i'm just horsing around...
>>530813929Are you having fun? You can honestly just not bother spending at all if you're already enjoying the game as is. Spending in this game is just to min-max and optimise for PVP.
>>530815184Will cover that horse with semen
>>530815126Semen aptitude: S
>lose main objective as front runner because i don't have recovery skill
>>530814972I would quit if that really happened.
Babes, how do I get first at Tokyo Daishoten (Medium Dirt G1) without El Condor Pasa? Oguri has a goal on that day :(
>>530814892I'm still a bit unsure of what to think about this, seen a couple of people saying this exact same thing before. Did they really only give out ONE (1) sunlight stone throughout the 4 years that JP has been up? I played a couple of Cygameses before and this just doesn't sound right, but maybe them making dosh out of this meant they could get away with doing that?
>>530815183see you at the glue factory...
Can someone for the love of got give me a trainer id that has full super creek card so i can borrow?
>>530815335No you wouldnโt, you donโt even play the game and sit here replying to yourself all day
>>530813567I WILL
BUT I DON'T HAVE HER YET
>>530814968Dangerous smile
why is Nice-Anon always lewding his wife?
>>530815110That's what the wiki says at least
https://umamusume.fandom.com/wiki/Agnes_Tachyon#Real_Life
>>530815186are you fucking stupid?
I need to spend 30k carrat for artificial number boost in order to gain 100 carrat more per week
it's a long investment so I don't expect you to understand
after week 300, my investment will start to give me so much fucking rolls
Should I save the make debut scout tickets for kitasan?? Is it possible to do this? Am I stupid for asking??
>>530814779do you smoke? $150 on packs per month
do you take part in heavy drinking? $180 on beer per month
do you take drugs? $1000 + health costs per month
do you have student loans? $400 per month incinerated
do you have a kid? $2000 in misc costs
That's $3730 spare income you can spend on horses per month
>>530813858I'm rolling on Kitasan first, and then, when I get all 5 copies of her in one 10 pull, I will spend the rest on Biwa.
>pure sex design
>pure sex voice without competition
WHYY WHY
why did they have to release her with the one must have Kitasan shit??
i literally dont give a single fuck about the other girls coming out for the next like 2 months. i want my OL mommy but im only at fucknig 20k so i cannot effort to spend a single pull on her...
this world is too cruel.
Considering the following pool of cards and Umas, what am I missing to be able to compete reasonably well in PVP? Iโve only bought the monthly pass so far, but if needed, I could buy Rookie Pack B and C to get 2 extra 3 Umas/SSR cards. I currently have 27k carats and Iโm planning to spend them all on Kitasan
I'm in the middle of this career and I'm about to take it out on some furniture or something I'm losing my god damn mind.
>fail 3 sub 10% trainings
>2 afflictions making training fail even more likely
1 of them incurable LOL JUST WAIT UNTIL AUTUMN LOL JUST WASTE 10 TURNS HAHA
>training buddies always on wit
>wanna train speed? how bout 4 buddies on wit?
>stamina? nope, here's triple wit!
>guts low? HERE'S 5 FUCKING WIT FOR YA
I can't take this anymore man.
>>530815402Please for the love of god come back and ask in 8 hours when the SEAfag is gone and you get normal human answers
You get the equivalent of a sunlight stone every 4 months from first half anni onwards, plus selectors often
>>530815041I can't believe that anon lied.
>>530815628Yeah but not 200 spd 200 stam 200 pwr 200 guts 900 wit.
>Uma actually passed 50k
Alright, I kneel.
>>530815521she looks like a fucking granny. Get some help gooner.
>>530815554>He doesn't want to hang out with his support buddies reading and doing quizzesDestined to be glue
>>530815554if you rest all ur trainings will be 0% ;)
am i just a big old retard or is there no way to see specfically how many points away from promotion you are?
Is the game super stingy with pulls when I run out of first time trophies, or is it still fine later on?
>>530815521you can just...borrow other people kitasan?
>>530815567are you saying these people are freaking out over nothing
>>530815402They donโt give out whole stones often if at all past the first one but you can get like 5 shards every month as long as you participate in events.
One stone needs 20 shards to build.
You also get at least one pick ticket for free from missions every anniversary and half anniversary.
>>530815685just tell your horse to spam skills lol
>>530815785lil bwi doesnt know about the honeymoon period
>>530815521in january there will be a banner with all the horses released up for spark
>>530814230Based and same.
>>530815775Which promotion are you referring to?
>>530815840no one asked you, ntr-cuck. and i don't mean the horse of the same name, i mean the seafag fetish
>>530815785around 200 rolls per 2-3 months
>>530815740Terrible taste
so what makes the kita black card so valuable?
>>530815938Sounds like the daily team pvp.
>>530815987The value of it.
Are you guys going to switch to the JP server when the normies all quit and the global servers EoS next year?
>>530815838YES
Some โpeopleโ are mindbroken from trash like hoyo games to think that an S tier card is going to give you 10x the stats
The very best card in the game is only about twice as good as the very worst
>>530815938Just the Team Trials thing. There's a big PROMOTION IN RANGE on my Team Trials page but I swear there's nothing that actually says what the range is.
>>530815951Stop seething and post your horse wife
>>530815962>around 200 rolls per 2-3 monthsin theory, not SUPER terrible. but holy shit does the fact that you can roll for horses AND support cards, which can both be upgraded makes it awful.
>WE NEED TO ACCELERATE SCHEDULE!
>Let's have a dead week lol
Why?
>>530815554I JUST GOT ANOTHER FAILURE MAN FUCK THIS GOD DAMN GAME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT
SOMEBODY DO THE MATH
SOMEBODY DO THE FUCKING MATH RIGHT NOW THAT'S 4 FUCKING SUB 10% FAILURES IN A SINGLE FUCKING CAREER I AM CRASHING THE F U C K OUT
IN THE 10 FUCKING CAREERS I HAVE DONE BEFORE I HAVE GOTTEN MAYBE 3 FAILURES IN TOTAL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
>>530815795me spamming infirmary 3 times to get rid of night owl
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>>530815775>>530816053Nevermind. The answer to "Am I just a big old retard?" was "Yes" because the promotion range is right fucking there in a big shiny gold font.. I've been too spoonfed by other PvP games that make a real show of you moving up ranks.
>>530814257Iirc every server got the increased rate up compared to the original JP
HAPPY NEW YEAR TRAINER SAN
>>530815968>doesn't even try to deny that she looks like a grannyKek, ok granny fucker.
>>530816105Trainer-sans need rest just like the umas
>>530816118just wait until you get a failure on 3%
>>530816228happy to you too urara
>>530815740>there are people in here that unironically think that.>>530815824yeeeah but its a very common trap it seems. fucking up your friend slot for life to just be the "kitasan" slot.
>>530815904hm? as in a banner with every single uma up to that point? whats the catch
wouldnt it be super shitty for trying to get a specific girl?
>>530815491make debut tickets are a fixed pool, they have their own "banner". do save your normal tickets for it, though
>>530816228...it's the middle of july
>>530815953>>530816161please don't lynch me, it's just a harmless clip
>>530816053It should say where the line is on the PvP lobby.
>>530814912>>530814879Unless you are a 7 figure earner "disposable income" just means "money I've spend on stupid shit instead of making more money"
>>530816094Horse dupes are essentially worthless tiny boosts to make your wife feel special and thereโs no must pull horses if youโre not tryharding for CM
Itโs not unreasonable for a strong f2p PvP account to get all the characters anyway
>>530816017so should I dump 30k on the banner or not?
>>530816161I heard this guy is NTR's trainer.
>>530815424but I do play...
It doesn't make any sense that you need to finish 1st to progress in the Ura Final qualifiers... If there are 18 horses in the final, and there are semis before that... how many fucking qualifying races are they having?
>late start
>boxed in
>horrifically lost because front runner
>happens twice
>>530816161this guy voiced NTR trainer btw
>>530816301It's over for you, umadacchi, they are coming for you.
>>530815845even dances like a decrepit hag.
>>530816273half anni banner, the rates are actually pretty good but who cares? You're just going to dump 200 and spark
>>530816384>boxed in>get last place>alarm clock>get 1st placeI think it's time to get navigation skills.
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>start Air Groove career mode
>amazing first year training, Speed friendship rolls and Wit
>she shits the bed on the debut and gets 6th place
>starts shitting the bed in all matches getting 3-6th
>start over
>shit rng training, Guts mainly
>gets 1st in debut anyway
>gets 1-2 in all matches from thereon
>nothing changed, same strat, same skills, same parents
Why does this game do this?
>>530816345The best thing to roll for right now are SRs because at max dupe theyโre stronger than most low dupe SSRs
The best way to do that is to roll 200 in one go so you also get to spark something
The best thing to spark is a card thatโll be generally useful for a long time
The best example of that for the next few months is kitasan black
You will want to dump your stash on kitasan but getting multiple dupes of her isnโt even the reason why
in your team trials, do you get bonus points/rewards for racing against higher rated teams than yours or should I just be farming the lowest ranked option presented each time?
>>530816463Happy Meek will win the URA and there's nothing you can do about it now!
>>530816228Happy Holidays, Trainer-san!
>>530816327STOP lewding your wife!
>>530816318Maybe not, but the fact that it's there at all is still stinky, making people roll for both on mass. Obviously a good idea to bring in waifufags, but man. It adds to the already existing problem, is what I'm trying to say.
>>530816301I downloaded BA after it got a Steam release, yet to boot it up so far, or any other game for that matter, the umas are in my head.
>barely win the URA qualifier
owari-da
Biwahaters better shut the fuck up if they don't wanna catch some hands.
>>530816504Can you not understand from what youโve just written?
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>>530816381QUESTION LESS, RACE MORE, TRAINER
>>530816482>0.0639%>pretty goodKMR you are a magician
>>530816551More points yes, I donโt know of any data source about the bonus rewards.
>>530815180Limited Break, universal gacha speak for using duplicates to unlock more levels for something, in this case uncaps
>>530816536Well when you put it like that it makes a bit more sense, some posts tend to also slap "but if you don't get at least 2 copies of Kitasan your fucked" at the end. Is the launch batch of SRs good to spend rolls on now for dupes or will there be better ones down the line?
>>530816428nyoooo please don't rape me...
is it even possible to get an S rank uma at this point in the game? (or S+)
like even if you whale, are there enough strong resources out?
>>530816629My sources keep telling and I'm starting to think it's true.
Folks here kinda-like-but-not-enough-to-roll-for-her-before-Kitasan Biwa Hayahide.
>>530816757New scenarios.
>>530816556I mean yeah if characters you already got were removed from the pool itโd be really nice but no gacha really does that
The dupe upgrades are both farmable over time and also genuinely worthless, +30 in each stat by the time youโre hitting 1200 in everything?
>>530816732she is into vore
should I pull for her or just keep on skipping
Am I good to use the 3* voucher on maruzensky? I got oguri from the week 1 rewards and I donโt have an opinion on most of the horses but I won her off a free pull on an account I deleted during reroll
>>530816536youre missing the part where I was talking about rerolling
if you are rerolling I dont see why you wouldnt settle for at least 1 LB
IM ROLLING BIWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83JR2IoI8k
>>530816732she is into me
>clear 1,000 career goals
somehow i feel attacked
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any Narita Taishin fan in the chat?
love uma like her and Air Shakur
>>530815521unironically stop caring about blowing your wad on getting 1 copy of a speed card that's going to be worse than the 2LB SRs you already have. it will be the easiest card in the game to borrow from literally anyone at MLB. you got tricked by the youtube algorithm.
>>530816703Itโs just some hysterical children that have no idea what theyโre saying
Kita has great events and great skills, both of which you fully utilise at 0 dupes
Yeah thereโll be some better SRs later but the SR pool is really small right now compared to how itโll be after years
In the future youโll just max an SR if itโs rate up alongside an SSR you want
>>530816791i mean right now as the game is today on global.
if i whale infinite money, would it be possible to reach S rank on an uma?
or like physically there are not enough strong cards and umas in the game currently to get to such levels.
just a thought experiment.
>>530816889What if I want to borrow the broken power card?
>>530816732God her mannerisms in this are so fucking cute and oddly attractive. Her constant smile makes me really darn curious what her personality really is like.
>>530816794I get that, just trying to make a simple point about the system we got is all.
>>530816880What causes a trainer to whore out his student like this?
Super Creek
Super Creek
She's Super Creekin' yeowwwwwwww
Taiki has the best boob jiggle in the game.
>>530816985Iโm pretty sure Sโs appeared before Aoharu but I donโt remember if it was before Kitasan or not.
>>5308168540lb kita and super creek is better than 1lb kita, if youโre going to reroll idk why youโd optimise something only good short term
>>530816985Sure if you have god luck for 9* sparks and all the God tier cards like Creek and Fine fully uncapped.
But Kitasan Black is the point where the rank limit can be truly broken.
Haru's coming for you trainers!
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why can't the trainer give the uma a quickie to boost her mood if she gets sad just before the race?
>>530816879I love her but I donโt know how Iโm going to get her and Seiun with the rolls we have
you want an MLB Kitasan.
If you have an MLB Kitasan, you are free to borrow any MLB SSR card that has skills you want for your horse.
If you don't get MLB Kitasan, but get a couple copies, you'll be able to MLB Kitasan in a couple months, and you'll have gotten 1.8 SRs per 10 pull, when the SR pool is very lean and mean.
If you don't roll a single copy of kitasan, you'll at least be able to spark her, and see above for your SR supply.
>>530816381It's probably an event that has like 80% of the field being invites and the rest going through qualifying.
>>530817164Can't exactly date Tazuna 5 minutes before her race.
>>530817148But Rice Shower's the one carrying a knife all the time
>>530817257thank you charles
I have 25k caratsโฆI think Iโll get close. Rolling two tenners to get super creek was worth
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>>530817257Yes but the 4chan anon above told me that Kita is bad at 1LB so I'll listen to him instead!
>>530816961nta but i rerolled my account and managed to get super creek again and better SSR cards like el condor pasa instead of fucking grass wonder guts card
already half way to 30k carats and only started it last night feelsgoodman
thanks for this advice anon, cant wait to finally roll for kita and get more decent cards
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this fucking geek
>>530816859she's poetry in motion!
>>530817454Need me an uma with this build yesterday.
The only way I'll abandon my account is if I don't get a single Kitasan, FM or multiple Creeks
>>530817478that guy is a retard
yeah 1lb isnt the best but how else are you supposed to get to 2?
What's a safe amount of carat fund for max kitasan? 90k?
>>530816783>Folks here kinda-like-but-not-enough-to-roll-for-her-before-Kitasan Biwa Hayahide.can confirm. i'd like to have her, but not badly enough to spend my kitasan banner stash on.
im rolling for the cute white haired glasses girl
>>530817573But you need multiple Kitasans, not multiple Creeks.
which uma has inverted nipples?
Biwa is not a hors, she's a buny!
>>530817312Teio is so cute especially when bullied
>>530817687i just wanna hug my cute daughterfu
Are brianbros supposed to call biwabros aniki?
>slacker twice and needed more than one visit to infirmary to cure it
Its so fucking over, this run is ruined
>Shadowverse 2 update is 1 day after Kitasan
Cygames wtf I don't have time to play both of your games at once
>>53081758260k is basically guaranteed, you'd have to be apocalyptically unlucky
>>530817684I'd rather have a maxed out FM and Creek in 6 months instead of Kitasan
i can't wait until next year bros...
>training end runs because I forgot to train stamina
>Last borrow of the day
KILL ME
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>>530816482i see i see. thank you. idk if id think of rolling something like this since the pool is just so large for potential shit. but still.
>>530816889i will straight up admit that yes ive been brain washed by youtube and ragebaiters here.
but i mean how can i not?
when every single one from just trend hoppers to full on no lifers with 5000 hours on the game, multiple accounts on all servers and full credentials and everything.
every single one goes:
>"please for the love of god no matter what you do or want please please roll for Kitasan. you will regret it every day if you dont roll her."and im as a clueless newbie supposed to just pretend like i know better?
>>53081758230k and a dream
if i didn't get 3 copies of kitasan within 100 pulls i'll stop, i need roll for eishin after all
>>530817581I know that's why I'm just fucking with retards who keep on saying that. I looked at the upcoming support cards and there's literally nothing to roll for after Kita other than the Super Creek rate up so you might as well blow your load now and get some good SRs out of the way.
>>530817717damn granny hors, last time I saw that fan was in yakuza 0
>>530817967Borrow resets in a half hour
Nikke is going to have kino summer event.
Will uma have one too or lose to nikke?
>>530817717Absolute succubus, holy
does anyone actually read any of the careers in this game?
the only ones I think I would even bother to read are goldship because she is a meme and rice shower because I love me some goth qties
I really need more support cards. Fuck it, I'll roll on kitasan even though I only got enough for 1 spark.
>>530817674you're missing dupes on fine motion and super creek, don't try to keep up with top pvp for now just get Kitasan and aim for all 3 at MLB
>>530818131everyone loses to nikke summer events, it's okay.
>>530818076I know. The run was super promising but died because I did not train stamina enough and then
>LOLRAINFor the fucking derby. I doubt if I'd picked up rainy weather it would have mattered. 191 stamina btw...
>>530812297Is this real?
Thereโs an underground group for Uma porn?
>70 USD to unbrick myself and get kitan
se acabรณโฆ
>>530816757yes, you need S+ for the title
So does the gameplay ever change from running piss-easy careers and praying for 3* inspirations?
>>530818172I read all careers leisurely before fastforwarding anything
Why are you guys obsessed with meta anyway? Youโre not winning your first champions meeting against jp globalbabs
>>530818015Yes, you should quite quickly realise that listening to anybody that didnโt play on jp is worthless
>>530818131anon I don't know how to tell you this but... We're following the jp banners albeit accelerated. We're getting the summer umas in not summer season.
>>530818172if I felt like it
didn't think of anything of when trying out Maya but I think she's my favorite now
>>530818246yes
most of them are zoophiles, unironically
If you think the Yakuza do not have a hand in beastiality film production you are wrong
>>530817956where do i get titcow? i dont see her in trainee list
Im at 20k carats now if I buy the monthly pass can I make 30k with whatever free shit they give out before kitasan banner ends
>>530817257>If you don't roll a single copy of kitasanJust reroll for multiple copies and spark her by the time her banners ends, it's 100% doable.
Mob Uma my beloved trainee...
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chill time with the bros
>>530818172I read all the careers when doing them for the first time, and all first time events. They flesh out the characters and some of the stories are pretty good.
>>530818172I read every single career at least once as well as every card event. I play with shortened scenario events and with skip on but no skip on first time events, you would be surprised how much you like some of these girls if you bothered to read their stuff. I didn't expect to care for Winning Ticket or King Halo at all for example, probably still wouldn't if I wouldn't have experienced their careers.
>>530818172You should at least read the career first before speedrunning through. Its more enjoyable to train the uma when you actually know them.
One day is enough rest time. I need a new event now.
how hard is it to get to ura without buying skills?
i want to build a spooky shaman debuff cutie and while I have a nature with 5 debuff skills only like 2 of them activate because her stats are pretty bad as I focused on races more
it would be nice to have a good horse who has a bunch of debuffs but also stats for position based skill activation.
>>530818172I do it once and then it's the perma fast forward button
>>530818246>grok is this real? is there truly hidden away porn?no fucking shit sherlock, always has been. check panda for a fuck ton of examples, and those aren't even remotely all (sadly).
>>530818408it was doable days ago, and keeps getting easier the more freebies they keep throwing at us.
This is practically the Monty Hall problem illustrated.
>>530818526depends on your supports and uma
if you're not a whale it's hard
>>530818391I meant Uma porn not Horse porn
doto enjoy anal in the ass
How good are vision skills?
>>530818526I wanted to do the same, but having to grind so much Wit, while also keeping your Speed, Power and Stamina in good stead is really really really hard. Feels like there's Support cards we dont have yet that are meant to make it doable. You need like 700+ Wit to make debuffs viable imo.
>>530818575Who's that Uma?
>>530818575This has positively nothing to do with the Monty Hall problem
So after i get my 5 Kitasan Black copies what is next? Is there any other Support card thats meta defining? Or can i roll on some Uma banners?
>>530818427Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
>>530818397She comes out after Summer Maruzensky, so you can expect her around end of September or October.
https://files.catbox.moe/1t3fnp.jpg
Am I gonna make it bros...
what's a good support setup for a mile Condor run? the usual 4 speed 2 wit?
>>530818427how many months until we get the girlfailure shitposter hors
>>530814719>all these short stacksholy fuck my dick
Just give it to me straight.
Is the next scenario harder or easier than the Ura Finale?
>>530818727>snaggletooth tan uma>doesnt have tomboy hairFUCK
Just came Inside Nice Nature
Am I now obligated in marrying her?
>>530818246AI has made umaporn easier than ever
>>530818794Is this girl just the male fantasy or what?
>ai gets mentioned>slopfag shows upffs people
>>530818727why does she always make a :3 face? its cute and fits her for some reason, but why? she doesnt feel smug and self confident
>>530818974yes. perfect top to bottom
she make me hard
I hope she read this post and get mad and choke me to death
>>530817580Yes
he also said yesterday that it's his roguelike of the year
Do I REALLY have to watch ALL Umamusume animes?
>>530819017She looks like the type to want to get choked instead
>>530818925She's already taken
how do i get friend points?
>>530819040If you are here for the long haul, then yes,
>>530818974There's nothing "male fantasy" in wanting a bro of your own.
>>530818825URA Finale is the easiest scenario
it's literally the tutorial
>>530819129well you need friends, for one
>>530819017pic related you?
>>530818825By the time Aoharu comes around you should have rolled enough supports to have a deck of MLB Rs at the minimum if not MLB SRs, so easier than what youโre doing.
If you refuse to roll for supports at all ever youโre going to have a bad time.
>>530819172>it's literally the tutorial>Goal unfulfilledOh no...
Good front runner to borrow please bros
>>530818825It's pretty much the same but with a gimmick attached
>>530818421fine motion. she's not the best support on that list but most people don't know that, they just see fine motion and click follow.
>>530819262nyo bcs I wouldn't want Sirius to cry or anything I hope she just choke and smile as my life is drained from my mortal coil while she jerk me off down there, whispering death threat softly into my ear while I struggle to shake off her grip
she would never kill me, but she is immensely sadistic and love to torture me sexually, deadly
Nice Nature has a body count that would make Bonnie Blue blush.
Bwos getting 5 supports at the same time mission is impossible
>>530813858>Do you roll for Biwa?55 pulls
>Did you get her?Nope fuck this kusoge
>>530819448This collab can never happen in global
me everytime i finish URA finals
https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s?list=RDZuaO2p0lL4s
>>530818713this reply made me laugh really hard i want to suck your dick
>>530819448How many of these are there?
>>530819576this is true. The rest of the world doesn't have kfc
>>530819448did you edit this and gentildonna together yourself, or do you have a source for these? them being vp8 is cringe and I'd love to fix it
>>530819576if hoyoslop cant, why cygame can't
REMEMBER TO DO YOUR SPE LEGEND RACES
>>530818945Not Nice Nature
>>530819468You sound too much like me, give me your top 3 umas right now.
why does golshi beat me up when she wins??
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1943651288983736397
>>530819838Just like Tachyon, 80% of Siriusโs fans are women and thatโs what they get off to.
>>530819760HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES ARE YOU GOING TO STEAL FROM HER?!?
>>530819660I need to put Oguri on a diet...
>>530819870Based on one time the real horse kicked someone after winning a race.
I love the chibis in this game. Very sovlful.
When's the next event cygays
>>530819895>random fucking mouse>that endthis fucker never disappoints
>>530819870Shoot the trainer, kill the treainer, roundhouse kick the trainer to the track, suplex trainer into the stables...
SAY IT WITH HIM FOLKS!
>MY.
>FEMALE PRINCE HUSBAND.
>CANNOT BE THIS CUTE!?
(now at 7pm on fridays)
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>>530820008The devs ran out of content. Sorry
>>530819898Yeah, a guy would never enjoy femdom, surely?
>>530819870>>530819951>>530820073Vid for reference.
https://youtu.be/kXmq6kRrlo8?t=25
Luckily Golshi missed.
wait am I actually playing a roguelite game the whole time?
>>530820084EoS 2 weeks into the game nooooo :((
>>530819660Oguri looks like a neet oji-san there
>>530820049Based post message.
Based image.
Based artist.
All around a based post.
>>530813796>Brand new friendsQrd on that bros
Can I get free 9k carats on that for Kitasan. Please I dont want to drop the game...
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>>530819804Rice Showah, Nakayama Festa, Air Shakur
>crack 10 support packs
>3 gold
>they're all the same card, that new Ikuno Dictus one
Fucking hell that is ridiculous. I bet the card is dogshit too, isn't it?
>>530820214I want to be held :c
>>530813656time to farm all those g1,g2,g3 and EX trophy anon
Kill Tokai Teio. Behead Tokai Teio. Roundhouse kick a Tokai Teio into the concrete. Slam dunk a Tokai Teio baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Tokai Teio. Defecate in a Tokai Teio food. Launch Tokai Teio into the sun. Stir fry Tokai Teio in a wok. Toss Tokai Teio into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Tokai Teio gas tank. Judo throw Tokai Teio into a wood chipper. Twist Tokai Teio heads off. Report Tokai Teio to the IRS. Karate chop Tokai Teio in half. Curb stomp pregnant Tokai Teio. Trap Tokai Teio in quicksand. Crush Tokai Teio in the trash compactor. Liquefy Tokai Teio in a vat of acid. Eat Tokai Teio. Dissect Tokai Teio. Exterminate Tokai Teio in the gas chamber. Stomp Tokai Teio skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Tokai Teio in the oven. Lobotomize Tokai Teio. Mandatory abortions for Tokai Teio. Grind Tokai Teio fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Tokai Teio in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Tokai Teio with a ray gun. Kick old Tokai Teio down the stairs. Feed Tokai Teio to alligators. Slice Tokai Teio with a katana.
>>530820214WOWEE THOSE ARE SOME REAL FAT KNOCKERS YEEE HAW
>>530818172I always try to read it for the first time and avoid using quick mode. They weren't kidding calling it quick mode, it pretty much shortens down the dialogue for everything entirely.
>>530813431 (OP)girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: jibunw00
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokรฉmon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
>>530820214Wife.....
I wish Umas were real bros...
>7500 carats
will I make it to kitasan, bros?
>>530820049god i cannot wait to roll for her. this handsome uma is pretty much the only girl im actually looking to save for in this year.
>>530820323do not do any of these things
>>530820148>Patted gold ship despite his personality already being known (not to mention the ribbon)Should've gotten hit
>>530820403lol. lmao even
>>530820084I can finally sleep
>>530820274Alright we're good, more of an Orfevre and Opera guy.
>like gold ship
>suck ass at using her
going to blow my head off brb
>>530820515stupid segsy american...
>>530818669450 wit is 80% proc. 1200 wit is 92.5%. It's not worth it.
>>530820526Just aim for 600/600/600 in URA and run her as a pacer lol
>>530820323This is what happens if you binge on those Teio coffee pouring images, it's a slippery slope.
>>530818669350-500 wits are alr plenty
above is just whale autism
>>530820574I have 474 wit on my nice nature 4 debuffs and that shit never triggers 80% my ass
tachyon would be the perfect power bottom
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>>530819898Nah the amount of "choke me mommy" submissive dudes has exploded in the last few decades. It's probably closer to 60/40 in favor of guys if anything
>>530820526strength/speed equal, recovery skills, end closer there is no other correct way to play
Is there a real-life event that inspired Biwa to hate having the camera so close to her face?
Or is it just because she has a fat head with a dragon's hoard of hair on it?
>>530820632been trying to build her as a late closer and keep fucking it up, I'll try your suggestion next run with her
>>530820759Thank you, sweetie.
>>530820828Real hors had a memetic big head.
The one hating cameras is Air Groove since the camera flash costed her a race.
>>530820759Didn't answer my question but thanks for the smoke I needed one.
What's the plan if I fail to get kitasan?
>>530820828because having a camera pointed super close to your face is weird af?
>daily reset time>Kong Strong ready to be openedanswer me equiniggers
>>530818773
>>530820926Retain some of your honor with a stomach slice
>>530820926What have you been doing for the last 2 weeks? Just keep doing it.
>>530820926Sell organs for glue.
https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/info?p=4&c=0
>>530820926Bolt gun to the forehead
is it true that skill animations get actually insane later on? like 30 second long cut scenes.
>>530820926reroll, be sure to tell your danchou to save a spot
>>530820926I am so fucking ready to see idiots roll and only get 1 or copies
>create club
>sleep
>wake up
>0 members
>kill self
>>530821038>no apologemsL O L
>>530820496ah yes, the difference between submission via ego and submission via being beaten to death
>>530820926You drop the game in disgrace to play Nikke or something
>>530820843It won't be a good build for PvP of course but if you're just doing it for URA, it's pretty consistent. She also has the added bonus of running a LOT of G1s during her career so she's been giving me lots of fans while I try to farm a good spark.
>>530820926Sell ketamine to your local stable
>>530820745>using debuffs to tire me outwhy is she stupid
bakushin more like baka shit
>>530821038DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK, THEY WILL STEAL YOUR ACCOUNT
>>530821118what's the source for this
>>530819620all of them
>>530819670i just use webm for retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQKj54tCMiQ
>>530821213She just needs you in place; can do all the work herself.
I desperately need another scam gacha with Gentildonna in the pool. Surely I'll hit this time.
>>530821268Why is this old woman hanging around at school anyway?
>>530821164Zyn is shit I use Velo instead
>>530821137>that visible lag>terrible encoding>30fpsend yourself
Damn Biwa is a fucking giant on the track
>>530821125Thanks for the MLB Super Creek loser
This is the only reminder I'm going to give you.
Do NOT roll for the upcoming Kitasan.
HOLD for the future Kitasan.
You've been warned.
ok after talking to min maxxer I thought I need to plan some insane 9* spark with good white and pink spark also have optimal skill of all cards in deck
but my scuffed as fuck Biwa just raped Special Week like a bitch
I think I'll just have fun
>>530821189You'll have to wait for 30 more seconds.
>>530821038I got an early access kitasan black after clicking this link
>>530821438good for you anon
>>530821412>just donโt roll for cards for 8 months so I can easily win Graded A finals for the next 3 ChanmisHmmmmmm, nyo.
>>530821189hey this is my club too
some slackers there and there but at least the shoe trading is on point
>>530821104no not really, they're always around 15s
>advanced statistics and probabilities class in uni
>unironically using what i learn to calculate shit for uma
my life is coming together.
>>530821493oh.. forgot to do the career mission...
>>530821189>donate a bunch of shoes to the yakuza>then request that those same shoes be returnedam I doing it right?
>>530816536This.
Getting multiple Kitasan is good, but I really, really want a Creek and Suzuka because I want to open up my friend slot instead of having to borrow them everytime.
ITS A NEW DAY
BUT THERES NOTHING HAPPENING
>>530820159itโs a meta rougelike as well. the community forces to restart if you donโt get the right pulls.
Discord is a big part of modern gaming. You should use it
>>530821438that top one is for CMs
and even then, people ditch blue 3*s sparks for 2*s because it's not worth how much rarer it is compared to other good sparks to farm for
How the fuck do you get the Long Ura finals when 90% of the races are Medium or Mile?
Join bronzelord
but only if your penis is smaller than 4"
>>530820148Gold shit. Faggot should've been put down right then and there.
>>530821412If you have 200 no real reason not to roll here
but yeah if you don't just wait for the rerun
Did...did they give out a free roll for the new day?
>>530821732Take any long races you can find, even if they're shit.
>700 wits
>late runner savvy ** activates
>prudent positioning activates
>late runner practically starts doing jumping jacks to switch lanes
>...towards the inner post
>gets stuck
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>530820214What happens if I stick my hand in here?
the fattie fear THE GLUTTON
>>530821640It just prints money.
if there's room in any clubs, i'm off cooldown and looking to join one
129658157849
>>530821795I can't find any though, even looking at OP and G3.
>>530821329>i just use webm for retardsthat's fine, but at least be so nice and use the vp9 checkbox.
>b-b-but its so slowand also not a 20yo codec that's 10 times worse than even h264(avc). yes i do care about this stuff, yes i will be autistic because i wanna share the best quality i can with my fellow trainer.
>4k YT video>quality of the clips is all over the placethanks japan
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Topcun delivers
WTF is up with the chat wordfilter? It's absurdly aggressive. I can't even figure out why some messages get tripped but others don't.
Bros, what items are actually worth buying from the daily sales?
>>530821493Thank you teio
>>530821875A pacifier, bib, and diapers will spontaneously appear on your body.
All of them, impossible to remove.
>>530821305https://x.com/Homeno_V/status/1909436106619469977
holy shit what a cute
>>530822103its not, its just really busted depending on what you throw in or how you leave the text box. its finnicky, is what i'm saying. so far it hasn't censored anything for me, but it can be a real bitch to send the damn message.
Maruzensky looks too old to be wearing the school gym outfit so it looks extra erotic on her.
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Iโve had it!, I refuse to play goo goo babies anymore!
>Daily race
>lose when great mood
>win when bad/awful mood
>club has 9 requests wait for me at reset
>>530822289with the power of the lucky seven. you will get 3 Kitasans on your first 10 pull. trust.
>daily coin race
>great
>2nd place
>awful
>1st place
I hate this
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I would be rank A if I had two 9* parents wouldn't I? I only used my own shitty breed stock...
>>530822103In Shadowverse 2, you can't write the word "is"
In Granblue Versus, you can't even write some characters name, anything with "sm" is banned, the word "button" is banned because it contains "butt"
>>530821789I didn't get anything
>>530822192ntr's ntrs.....
>>530822192>sloppa accountso hot but my morals...
which of these speedsluts are good and which are bad? thanks
>Special Week
>Silence Suzuka
>Tokai Teio
>Gold City
>Sweep Tosho
>Narita Taishin
Wait where's my free scout?
>>530822105I buy clocks, parfaits, and shoes if they're not ones I have hundreds of.
>>530822483Yeah, he just has to not play so the number stays 7777.
>>530822619Narita Taishin is good bcs I like her
>>530822405I only had 4...
>>530818246No retard, is just westerners spamming AIslop now that there is a global version, and they post it on twitter
The funniest thing is that the majority of them have nigger asses so you know is 100% westernshit.
Special week is fucking me and not in a good way. I don't get how I'm losing considering the stat difference. All of my a's are losing.
>>530822105i dont know but i buy everything
>Day before race
>Sleep deprived night owl
>Mood down event I can't refuse ( Lone wolf)
Fuck
>>530822619Suzuka is basically Bakushin premium
>no free pulls on this banner set
>no event in 2 days
The game is dying...
>>530822752post
your
horses
>>530822216Yeah, she's like one of those moms in hentai stories that put on their old school uniform and realize they've gotten fatter. But they still try to wear it anyway and it ends up being a tight fight.
OOOMAMOSOMEEEY
PUREEEETI DAAABI
>>530822105I get all of them
If I wasn't doing that I'd probably get the mem pieces and clocks
>>530821974eh I have an old ass version I didn't even know they updated it for vp9
>is now called webm for lazyscucks.
>jobbed to special glue
what are your? 4th rate trainer?
>>530813567I want to have steamy sex with this horse. If the yakuza try to stop me i will dick them down too
Wtf Im winning against A ranks?
Sometimes this game dont make sense
Man I can't win with Grass Wonder. I suck at Late/Long-Med
surely we get those 15000 carats for 5 mil downloads before kitasan, right?
I just keep on pressing the fast forward button
will I make it to kitasan black? will i ave 30k? kitasan blak
>>530821164I knew I liked urara pat pat
is there a benefit in sandbagging in team trials and choosing shit umas in other slots to keep my rank down so I can win more easily?
>>530813567Tell me how and I will do it now
>>530822103Probably same retarded word filter Dark Souls uses.
>>530821876spe is a jobber
>>530822004if your avatar is rice shower i will do this
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spe chan...
>>53082292830k will guarantee you one copy of kitasan black, enjoy!
>>530823012of course the reddit cap enjoyer is a shitter lol
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>>530822928Yes you are locked to get it I think
We still have pvp promotions
Congratulations Im still 9k away
>>530822914Didn't you watch the video bwo?
>>530823012their stats you complete dork
>>530822752Bro....your Top Cun?
Glasses beat Spe-chan easily, especially in rainy weather.
>>530822884>I didn't even know they updated it for vp9I could swear to god the OG 4retards had VP9 for goddamn ever, but then again I haven't used that shite in 4+years now.
>cucks.Yeahhh... quite a few people that got upset over that back then.
Lil tip to safe you time: vp9, hq ticked, crf 40-50 works fine, comes down to your quality needs. just go with 40 to be lazy.
>make long distance uma
>no swinging maestros proc
>no gourmand proc
nice game umatards
>>530823120I dont even know who to legitimately listen to at this point
Who is the tuber to listen to
Do I need more horses to be able to compete in PVP races? Iโm thinking about getting the Rookie Pack B to grab 2 extra 3 Umas.
How many players will get the pity copy of kitasan at 200 with no extra copies and quit the game?
>>530822752probably too little stam
you need way more stam in pvp/legend races than in cm
>>530823246Look at this witlet
that's it I'll do a gold ship run
>>530823246>long distance>gourmandyou deserve it for playing a pace chasing piece of shit on long
Is anyone really into that goo goo mommy shit?
in case you need your uma TANUKI:
https://mega.nz/folder/CIEhWSCR#TSJlY7SD6vIA1w5zl4WGPA
>>530823246your uma needs to study
>>5308231022/10, try harder
>>530823358How many times will niggers like you repeat this same question 50 times per thread?
>>530823358I expect the steam numbers to get cut in half. Lot of salt will be had from try hards that are only playing for meta.
The multiple currencies are too confusing for me. I'm a boomer. I just need to know the best thing to buy with each one. Is there a guide or list somewhere?
>you can borrow 2 guest uma at the same time
???? why no one told me????
>Got Super Creek with the free ticket from yesterday
>Finish my week 2 free SSR late, get a Fine Motion dupe
WHAT THE PANTS SHITTING FUCK
>>530823445holy FUCK that is extensive!
>>530813858I stupidly did a 10 pull because I forgot Ryan was a 1* and saw she was almost at enough stars to rank up and thought "cool I can pass her skill on".
I did get Biwa though.
>>530813796>a couple weeks until King legendCan't wait.
>>530823481im so sorry you cant win against the easiest legend ever released with your reddit cap easymode
have you tried checking another based redditor tierlist?
>>530823250Me neither.
but the tldw is you can inflate your score picking up skills that don't actually help your hons win a race. like getting a gold late surger skill on a pace chaser hons.
the gold skill is worth more rating than other skills but will never activate.
I think also getting S rank stat inflates score a lot.
but to do that right not you either need very good cards or to give up stats elsewhere and in PVP stamina is a pretty big deal so a wellrounded b+ with skills that are optimal is better than an A rank lacking good foundations or skills.
you get the A rank for the carrats basically.
also it could just be RNG, like what i've noticed is that if you're a late surger or end closer sometimes you just lose, for no real reason.
you just lose because your hons cant fun through solid objects. my goldship came 15th 3 times in a carrer then she came first, becasue I put her as a front runner.
i'm not kidding, late surgers and end closers are fucking i don't even get it.
>>530823518but you can't?
Will I get more enjoyment out of a mlb kitasan black or mario kart world
Wait, I was supposed to buy friend slots instead of the urara card?
>>530823506>buy sparks of girl you dont have but want>buy clocks>buy your dessert if you need themez
>spent most my carats trying to get Biwa
why the fuck did they have to give her a sexy voice and glasses. I bricked and I didnโt even get her fuck
>>530823643Don't be so desperate lmao
>>530823692Quote the wrong picture?
if you're watching an uma tutorial and the guy is asian, you're probably good
>>530823458hmmmm... nyo.
the game is wrong
>>530823692bro...
https://trace.moe/?auto&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvg%2F1752247271489296.jpg
>>530823765Time to reroll
>>530823750you're supposed to buy the urara card then smelt it for rainbows
>>530823745I have Mario Kart World and the answer is Kitasan black
Switch 2 has no games
>>530823797>>530823859You ain't fooling me with the size of that phone
>>530823428I love mommydom, Creek... goes a bit too into toddlercon for me but I still love her.
>>530823140Mine jobbed sadly, must be stam related but she has two gold skills. Maybe just had to hope she got boxed
why is it call "pretty derpy"
>>530823591Uma Psycho desu~~
I left my club because they were barely playing anymore.
Please invite me to one of the ranked clubs, /uma/bros.
316466522071
Old people have discovered Uma and it makes them mad
Global bros...I need your help, can you be my friend? I need some guest umas, otherwise it's going to take me a long ass time to progress, so far I only have 2 B-rank umas...
945176275684
>>530823928NGL real glad I went for the steam deck instead of switch 2.
>>530813567She's unironically really good at full potential and 3*. Problem is I don't have enough materials to even get her to potential 3 or 2*
The Tachyon experience trainer POV
https://youtu.be/90KBJiheYCA
>>530823963>>530823692You should kill yourself desu.
I don't care how many KFC webms I see I ain't fucking going there their shit is wack
>>530823963Anon... Phones for Umas are like that in their world...
>>530813858I'm going to kill myself
>>530823750i unfollow useless /uma/ anon
>>530824017My win basically was 850 speed, 600-ish stam. I always find myself over building Mayano's stam just because fuck some of those races.
>>530823745sell the switch 2 buy a steamdeck
fuck i boughted support points instead of the friend slot by accident
>decide to pump wits as a joke
>end runner ends up in 4th position at the halfway point
I know everyone only ever picks the meme song but this one's pretty good
>>530824291You were so smart you tricked yourself.
>struggle with mejiro ryan
>set her as pace
>win every race
EVERY
TIME
FUCK I FORGOT TO BUY FRIEND SLOTS
>>530824209Damn look how flat she is
>>530824141>their shit is wackspotted the mutt
>I don't care how many webms I seelucky you then, because im not posting any. check fucking mate
>>530824358Is it go this way? It's my favorite track
Is there a hors that has generally good affinity with most umas?
>>530824358go this way is my fav bwo
>>530824358I really like that song also. I was surprised when I heard it. it's probably my favorite.
Fucking FINE!
I'll KFC for lunch today
>>530824038Cause most of the horse girls are pretty
>>530823813>open gacha video>guy speaking english with overly animated face camimmediately disregard content
vs
>open gacha video>chinese/japanese/korean with shitty machine translated subtitles, blurry screenshots of a spreadsheet, and a bilibili watermarkreal shit
>>530824458Just like Sensei's, THEY DO NOT!
Just like Students, your average Uma could beat their Trainer to a bloody pulp.
bks-1
md5: 7eccee8f477f875fcfb5738698a5d424
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>>530824220>KFC, America>KFC, Japan
>>530824358That song is pretty good imo
>>530824543Thanks anon
>>530824358I feel the same but I don't like Air Shakur, she looks like she could beat me up
So why exactly is a student carrying a fucking knife?
Rudolph do something about this retard.
Looking for an invite to a club: 973 551 236 901
>>530824560they're pretty...STUPID!
KFC ainโt even in Kentucky no more. Itโs a fraud.
>>530824547What the fuck lmao my suzu had awful mood even.
>people still in E rank with 10 careers total
should I join a new club after I get my jims?
>>530824358they have an entire catalog of good character/group songs that isnt just the funny reddit meme, the jukebox also barely covers a fraction of that list
>>530824675Can't - will get stabbed.
>>530824642>He doesn't know how fast foo chains workYes, unironically. Same goes for KFC/Mac Japan, Aussie or EU
>>530824731Why does a robot need such big boobs?
American fast food chains are notoriously worse in America
>>530824850they're batteries
>reddit reddit reddit reddit
Obsessed.
>>530824897Everything is worse in america, they're made by americans after all.
I manged to roll an extra El condor SSR with the free ticket they handed out, is it good enough to replace a speed card for a medium runner?
>wanna join my /uma/dacchis and their clubs
>bound to this club I'm in for reasons
Maybe one day...
stop the spe abuse or she gonna create her own headcannon
>>530824358The only other song I've seen people bring up besides Umapyoi is the Tekken song but it's kind of mid desu
>>530824997reclining.... eos soon...
>>530824416Right now, I don't give a FUCK how flat she is. I woke up craving some fucking meat and I fucking want it now.
we need more mexican representation like el condor
>redditor this mad that his unfunny club is being called out on a mongolian cooking forum
>>530824675To keep the student carrying a gun in line.
>>530824358I don't know if the japanese servers added the OPs of the anime but OP3 would go so hard
1-1
md5: 93267291b301a31df81e472edc97e722
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>>530824829Next you're gonna say some shit like 7-11s are better in Japan than America too, huh? 7-11 was invented in america bro
>>530824731I didnโt realize bourbon was a shortstack, she looks like sheโd be tall.
>>530824675She has a knife on the leg that the real horse broke and died because of it. A bit of a morbid detail in her design.
whos the uma with the brow piercing.
>>530825109Money, you need it more than support points.
>>530825109SP so you can level cards faster.
>>530824115I thought of ranking her (and Super Creek) to 3 stars, but it turns out their uniques only amount to a white heal when inherited. Really lame.
Man Grass Wonder is impossible to train, she's always getting sad.
>>530825103>that fucking imagenot even a one-fag, but even I recognize that fucking face
>>530825151the high intense ear wiggling will never not be cute as hell, not to mention a fantastic detail
>>530825184Notorious hacker Air Shakur
Where can I get a good Uma tier list?
>>5308221051* and 2* shards to get them to 3* eventually, and clocks.
>>530825224>>530825227Wtf!! JPchads get in here
>>530825103american brands and food companies would go bankrupt if they tried to port their dogshit quality overseas so usually they enter the market as higher quality chains
I can't stop looking at Bourbon with lust
So why are we all waiting for kitasan blacked? Does she have some sort of broken skill or something?
Anyone has any MLB str card? Post code
>>530825246She's just like me!
>hurr you need to save for X cards/umas or your bricked!
Uhhhh Iโll just borrow them. Stupid
>>530825367Why does a robot horse girl have breasts?
>>530825079Peruvian actually
>>530825340not only that, but they literally have to make it more high quality because of local laws.
good fucking luck trying the low quality shit in the EU or australia lmao
>>530825340Also just different food regulations, they can get away with a lot in the US.
>>530825438>>530824850That was just answered
I think umas should have thick bushes.
>>530824101I agree with you, but bro horses in particular you can just play on your phone
the game's steam achievements get schizophrenic if you play on mobile as well
>>530825490>>530825495This is true but look at mcdonalds in france, despite complying to higher standards and regulations, they were losing shit tons of money until they completely rebranded into a far nicer quality chain
Calumet is at 28/30
Anyone who wants to join either post ID or apply with /uma/ in your profile.
Just trade shoes and do your daily career at the very least and you won't get kicked.
>>530825527horses don't have pubes, anon
the urge to gamble my carats is getting kinda strong...
>Losing to Special Week
Just... raise them better?
how do I do this
I don't know why it's up to 4
I will just roll for kita on the re-run and be happy with my welfare mcqueen/spe and all the freebie SSR's they keep giving out.
>>530825625exceptions to the rule don't mean much. it's still franchising, so every owner has to take care of their bullshit and adhere to the (mac)rules and local laws
>>530825497Imagine losing with one of the easiest current umas
If you beat special week it's because she got boxed
Which uma has the stupidest name?
>>530825740I need cards bad so Iโm dying for the 16th to get here. Daddy needs releaseโฆ
>>530825667287537307047
add me bwo
>he thinks he gets to choose his horse
>>530822752My Tachyon shits on her even without ulti.
>>530825659That's the chest of a boy
>save all these carats
>spend them all trying to pull Kitan
>donโt pull Kitan
then what?
>>530825667139896062692
Send me an invite please. I canโt apply for like 8 more hours.
>>530825984reroll
simple as
>>530825984Mlb some gold supports and borrow kitansan black
>>530825984then i blow my fucking brains out, retard
>>530825529Game is ironically unavailable on my country's google play store, yet it's available on my country's steam store.
But my PC is already installed with JP version and I don't want the files to clash.
I want to do "things" to Mayano Top Gun...
>>530825984Maybe this game isn't for you...
>>530825984apply bolt gun to forehead
>>530825984>rolling below 200 rollskwab
>>530825984Move to Shadowverse
>she's not about to lose here!
>loses
>>5308260091100
It's mostly scrubs
When is the payday for being in a club? And how much do you get for being in certain ranks? Before this it let me check the tiers but it went away after I joined one.
And speaking of joining one I was looking up the list in the OP one by one and accidentally joined one that has a similar name but is not the right one, but they're B+. No reason I shouldn't stick around, right?
It's amazing how easy the Special Week race is if you just have enough stam.
>>530826086Watch the video.
She's pathetic, don't say you want to fuck her
>kitasan banner releases
>0.5%
bwos where the free scout
>>530826301The good old days when she fucked 20 men a day
Behold. The power of a triple double circle #1 fav
>came in last in the debut race
>came in LAST in the DEBUT race
>LAST
>DEBUT
>9/9
Maruzenskyโฆ
>>530826301I like her premise but the grandpaspeak is a real turn off
>>530826301she's great
nice, even
>>530826415No more free samples
>>530826282oh..forgive me
>>530826479i just had sexy sex time with this bpd hoe
>>530826301She looks like the type of girl that would give you bedroom eyes and invite you to just bend her over any nearby table constantly
>>530826370 its 0.75% i asked my friend
>name the girl nice nature
>sheโs a bitch
Huh, interesting
>can finally consistently win the hard level dailiesWhatโs best between the monies and support points? Iโve just been doing a 50/50 or 30/70 favoring monies to stay positive on the daily shop buys
>>530825842Not true anon, my GoldShi gets 3/3 every day and since the very first time she was not only not boxed but out in front and got left in the dust
I hate women so much bros why can't umamusumes be real
>>530826563stop lying
you dont have friends
>>530826257highest ranked ones get 3000 carrots at the end of the month. You can expect to get 1200/1500 carrots from the average club
>>530826704fuck you, you're correct
>>530826683when all the worlds billionaires are still dealing with retarded women problems you had better expect that they're investing into catgirl genetics
I was thinking about getting KFC, but I went to Popeyes instead. Sorry, uma shills
ms victoria kino with CM when..?
>Fine Motion from SSR ticket
>use a fully uncapped support anyway
T-thanks, game...
Man I love raping Spe 3x a day
>>530826793toot you're getting rice showa
>>530826257>Before this it let me check the tiers but it went away after I joined one.>club>(i)>(i)
>Legend races don't rerun later
So is it mostly about getting the 250 gems and trophy, and the stars are just a bonus towards duping if you actually pull the character at some point?
>>530825281>look her up excited for a tomboy rebel uma>outfit is some ball pit clown shitwhy???
>>530826826Awww she's so sweet and adora- URARA WTF
>>530825789it counts silver boxes too, just keep shitting on teams.
>win every race
>end up with garbo sparks
Fuck this game
>>530827053Which uma can eat the most KFC?
>>530826992I know you're in my club anon.
>>530826964even worse! now I have 2 pieces of this garbage!! I love green skills!!!!!!!!!
>>530827170Cappu as in Peak
Who would be better to use my selector on if I already have Oguri Cap from random ticket, Maruzensky or Taiki Shuttle?
>used to regularly borrow a 9* stam Maruzensky
>that acct literally just removed me from his followers
fuck you
>>530826301I wanna date Nice Nature but while also constantly bringing up my exes so she knows she'll always be a bronze medal.
How do I get hot spring ticket?
my golshi loses every races she's in what do i do?
>>530827053Is there one of these with Akebono?
>>530827391believe in the heart of the cards
>>530827391win the raffle
>>530827268you can scrap support cards you don't use for those cleats
>>530827342Just find and refollow like a deranged stalker
Any clubs open or will be open?
>>530827435Akebono is a Kancolle.
>>530827435Yes, didn't made a clip out of it tho
>>530827391Get lucky
Also your fan count has to be a certain level or you'll get a burger.
Do letter grade make a big difference? Like is 1000 in a stat and S rank noticeably better than 999 and A+?
>>530827559Wait, fan count applies here to a degree?
Guys how tf do I build a Super Creek I lost every single career with her so far.
>get handjob ticket
>lose the final
every fucking time
>>530827612try dressing as a baby and say goo goo gaa gaa
>>530827561Yes, the letter actually made a big difference.
>>530827612Like every other Pace
wait a minute
debuff has friendly fire??
>>530827389>>530827492Nevermind, he just switched his star umamusume to a 9* stam oguri instead. This guy has to be botting or some shit. He has 64 mil fans.
>>530827709Fuck so if you just barely miss the threshold for a letter increase you're bricked? Ahhhhhh, now I've got to redo my runs and plan around that.
>>530827502/Uma/ Club has a slot left and like 5 more in a few weeks just send a request if youโre active and you should get in
>>530827559My Kingu didn't have enough to level up her skill but had enough for the hot spring ticket, so evidently not a very significant impact.
Give it to me straight doc, am I bricked?
>used all those beginner tickets
>they are all different cards
how do some people already have MLB something?
>>530826826Easy on the chicken, Urara...
>>530827979They use their adult salarymen privileges.
>>530827885Thatโs only like 120 runs. You can get 500-600k runs running El Condor and doing every G1 race that pops up.
>>530827970can someone please explain the... kfc? chicken? why is kfc?
>>530827921Not him but it didn't show up when I searched it. What rank are you guys?
I FINALLY GOT THE HOTSPRING ENDING WITH AIR GROOVE
>>530828060More like their oil billionaire funds, 400 dollars for a spark is absurd
kinda rude to kick me when I traded shoes with everybody desu, yes you CUMA
>>530828106because it's SHILLING
>>530828106Because horses eat chicks sometimes.
>>530828106Lots of the umas are from Kentucky and it reminds them of home
Cant remember the last time I've seen a double spark
are we really not getting free support rolls anymore? if so im dropping this game
>>530828106it's an advertisement collab
>>530828270>cowgirlBut that's a horsegirl?
>>530828106Its a collab theres nothing deep about it
Although horses are Herbivores theyre kinda retarded and will sometimes eat meat and suffer for it
last one. make clips of your favorites yourself you bums.
>>530828360Taiki is a cowgirl in several ways actually
Want to see a pretty girly girl like Almond Eye pound some greasy ass chicken like a fatty
>>530828206>>530828281>>530828372i still don't get it
why uma? why kfc?
where can i see what all the different conditions do?
>>530828475kfc is huge in japan, they literally eat that shit on christmas
Spe couldn't stop Grass Wonder from smelling her shoes
>>530828475kfc is big in japan
uma is big in japan
>>530828141Itโs not ranked yet, not sure why it wouldnโt show up though. A few different people seem to be having that issue
>>530828475brand collabs with popular thing
Don't think too hard
>>530828475the idea is that kfc wants to sell more chicken
so they pay money to cygames to help them promote their restaurant
they do this by making videos of their characters eating kfc
>>530828475holy low IQ batman
How good is American UMA? I need to bring the URA gold to the Stars and Stripes
>>530828379Where do I find them?
is there any reason to hold onto the 3 star tickets or should I just use them whenever they will show up?
>>530828631best dirt hors right now and also huge titties and sexy
>>530828631Expert stallion rider
>>530828631She's still a good miler unit years later into the game.
Computer, load up Taiki in cow print.
>>530828651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQKj54tCMiQ
beware: make even a single vp8 webm and ill lynch your ass on the public square. do it as a joke, and ill laugh, but only if you label it as such, otherwise its lynching time.
>>530828631Shes a short distance powerhouse. Easy campaign. It's not like you're running the Arima Kinen with her
>>530828823Give her a huge futa COCK.
Enhance my main receptors by 200%
Remove all safety protocols.
Start program!
>>530828925is there even a single thought behind those pink eyes?
>>530829015You dense motherfucker
I want to impregnate Daiwa so fucking much
GOD I LOVE TSUNDERES
>>530828823Slop is delivered
>>530829280computers have gotten real good at this whole 'drawing tiddies' thing huh
what are the odds that cygames expanding their sphere of influence to western race tracks means they're trying to get rights for the famous horses outside of japan?
that's really the only logical reason, right?
>>530829569doesnt help that you can severely cheat by giving it data to draw off, like giving it a position to strike, or reference imagery.
>>530828631i haven't lost with her yet (3 attempts)
>>530829724Skibidi Rizz and Fortnite Dance soon!
Sold all the tf2 and csgo crates that have been sitting in my inventory for over a decade and got 7500 carats and the daily pass
Poorfags have no excuse
>>530829724They got Montjeu so that's definitely their intention. Not to mention Santa Anita Park is already ingame.
>>530829280Wait, this is slop? I could actually mistake it for official art while scrolling by and failing to notice the background or finer details.
>>530829849Um that's illegal
>>530829724It has to appeal to JP playerbase first and foremost. Do they want Umas at the Belmont Stakes?
>flatka, boy and boy get absolutely destroyed by a hag
>>530829835goldship strong
>>530829849>Spending money before the kitasan banner bricks your account
>>530830052Steam money is not real money because you can't cash it out
>>530829849>wanted the rookie pack>sell a tf2 unusual I never really use for like a dollar under the last sold price>"available within 2 days"
>>530829849how do I do that
>>530813858I did but I have hard time training her, I hate long runners
>>530829923Why yes, it's slop
I like to make slop mimic the official art style
>>530829875>Not to mention Santa Anita Park is already ingame.really? that's the track i live sort of close by to.
hope they bring some uma merch when the races start back up.
>>530830258his name is asmongold
>>530825667316466522071
I can join in 1 hour and a half. I'll share my whole shoe collection
>>530830243it's gotten really good, you really have to be looking for the tiny details that give it away
>>530819156>absolutely no streaming service here seems to have season 1 availablefucking licensing hell
>>530823428I'm into it because Creek is
>>530830243That's really impressive. What's your workflow setup like?
I know this is getting off topic but we're in a retired thread so nobody will notice
>>530828475believe it or not KFC is not just another trashy junk food in japan
its something special you enjoy on special day
>>530817545I like them clingy!
>still at 21k
How do I get 9k carrots before Kitasan? I still have Uma stories to read but they would amount only to about 2.6k
Time to shill this club in every thread.