Thread 717164214

Is your favourite Uma a slut?

Fatty

>>717164214 (OP)
who gives the best cuddles?

>>717164214 (OP)
Sexual Week

YOU WILL LOVE ZE FORCED VTUBER HORSE

This feels illegal. Why does she win against these guys???

>>717164214 (OP)
When is Tamamo I need the manzai Kansai horse

>>717164882
A little bit of Swinging Maestro goes a long way.

Im not playing ghe game, do unas have hobbies outside racing and training?

>>717164882
>witlets

>>717164358
>OH LAWD, SHE RUNNIN'

>>717165048
Yeah.

>>717164882
UMAMUSUME IS WIT GAME

>>717164358
The horse girls weights aren't released however.

>>717164214 (OP)
Rice Shower doesn't know what sex is so no.

>try out Curren chan
>awful mood and last place in the debut race

That's it, I'm deleting all her social media accounts.

I don't play the game at all I just goon to Umas

>>717165205
where's the bush?

Oh, I wasn't aware there was a disabled uma... cute

>>717165228
That's nice Anon, are there games you play?

>>717164882
Staminalets vs a witchad.
They don't even have Swinging Maestro.

>>717165275
What's the backstory of the horse? Usually they get put down, so what is different here?

>>717165283
of course I'm currently playing through Titan Quest

Do you think gay sex among umas exist?

>>717165496
No, I don't think about gay shit like that.

>>717165275
Cute

>>717165496
Athletes can be pretty gay in theocker room, so I would think so.

>>717165496
Probably encouraged, no chance of your race horse getting knocked up by the wrong guy

>>717165496
Between these two probably though I suspect food is involved.

>>717165583
The dog whipped thing but for horses?

>>717164214 (OP)
Is there a huge difference between Hydrate and Preferred Position?

>>717165635
More than likely

>>717165583
Tamamo is clearly the feeder

>>717165679
Almost none.

I wish to know more about her.

>>717165496
Sed

>failed debut race
LIFE OR GLUE FOR GRASS WONDER

>>717164615
but i DO love ze forced vtuber horse!

>>717165815
She has a shitty voice.

>>717165496
>grass wonder boner vs special week .jpg

>King Halo doing this fuckstick Late Surger strategy
>Hugging the inner rail like an idiot
>You're gonna get blocked
>She got blocked
>Home stretch and she carves a path for herself on the inside track inbetween runners
>find myself yelling out loud
MAKE WAY FOR THE KING

How good is Curren Chan's Intimidate?

>>717165253
On the GOAT.

The dances are so crazy to me
>they expect me to believe horses like haru and the other mambo can remember the choreography and lyrics and also can sing and dance perfectly
>also the winner now has the pressure of being the main singer too
what the HECK

>>717165978
The real ones definitely molested each other, right?
Id say GW definitely raped spe right in the bumhole at least once

>>717166218
weaker than incineroar

>>717166240
Yes, the whole horse girl with super powers part is acceptable, will probably happen in our lifetime even, but believing that the can also do all that idolshit breaks immersion quite a bit.

Are you saving up for double jet?

How many hours until it's "the new day" on the server?

>>717165915
>>717166241
GRASS WONDER RAPED ME

>>717166356
she's a fucking 1* you'll get her while rolling for someone else

>>717166362
11am EST. So a little over 3 hours.

>>717166412
>she's a fucking 1*
out of 10

>>717165945
Desu, if she only has the blue hair accents when she activates her skill, her design would be better.

man people without maruzensky or taiki shuttle really get fucked over in this CM don't they

>>717166241
They know

>>717166469
jesus

Are there any """"""trainers"""""" that's special week WON'T fuck?

>finish super creek career for the first time
>get this in recommendations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeM9Wrl9L5c
Actual villain mommy.

>>717166240
>>717166334
They have to learn the choreography and lyrics for each position though.

>>717166240
This is addressed in the anime, but keep in mind that you are training your uma every day for years to do all of that

>>717166469
Do actual racehorses actually engages in homosexuality if they are in a rut?

>>717166469
>forced_cunnilungus

What's a good build for oguri FAT
i'm going 3 speed 2 power and 1 wit i've got a 9* stamina parent for stam

What's her problem?

>>717165156
no wonder

>>717166695
Special Week didn't struggle hard enough to turn her on.

>>717166695
too much 醤油 in her diet

>"I wonder what kind of face spe chan will make when I shove this carrot up her ass."
Why the FUCK did she say this bros?

HAVE A MARVELOUS SUNDAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>s1e11
I cried.

>>717164358
Imagine

>>717164214 (OP)
post gameplay of your shit "game"
posting about your whore waifus isn't videogames

I have once again failed to complete the G1 Celebration missions

>>717166692
mile or medium?

so in umamusume being born a horse girl is like a recessive trait, like being blonde or albino or whatever right? so a human mom and a human dad can have a horse child.
what I'm getting at is, what if they had two girls and only one of them came out a horse, like I feel like that'd be rife for some character drama. the neglected sibling, the burden of expectations, stuff like that

The Uma world is needlessly cruel with the humilliation ritual that is having the losers be backup dancers

>>717167242
Justice for NPC horses

So does anyone knows what is URA mean in the URA finale?

>>717167183
mediums

>>717166934
Suzukino

>>717167262
for me it's rudolf way in the back while some npc is 3rd

>>717167273
Uma Racing Association it's a barely hidden parody of the Japan Racing Association

which umas are more likely to eat ass

Oguri's belly rub animation is very erotic bros....

We love human women here

>>717167564
Grass Wonder

>>717167572
Elon Musk... Your impregnation fetish...

>>717167273
United Rapists' Association

>>717167614
I only tolerate her so I can hang out with Happy Meek.

>>717167615
spe-chan...

>>717167273
JRA

>>717167572
how does one find tummy erotic?

yatta!

>>717166240
The whole thing is based on the ceremonies the horses get for winning in real life. It's not that big of a stretch when you remember these races are around a couple of minutes at most so doing the lives right after should be trivial when they're superhuman athletes who get specific training for it. Also not all the umas are good at them (watch the anime)

>>717167764
AHHHHHHHHHHH SEXXXXXOOOO

Good morning gentlemen I hate G3 races.

>>717167770
teo

>>717167275
If pace, I think switching the 9* stam to power and the 2 power into stams is safer.

>>717167764
how does one not

>>717166240
Spe-chan froze like a deer in headlights during her first concert.

Where is Spe's penis?

>>717164358
>bottom heavy vs top heavy

Remember it is all an act, the racing, the acting close with other uma, all to seduce unsuspecting Trainer-sans so that they can replace human women.

Are there a lot of other gachas where the non-SSR characters have a lot of focus? I was surprised that people love even the 1 star umas a lot

Hows my groove?

>>717166334
For me it's the entire thing about retired horses yet they still hang around the school all the time. Fuji Kiseki's retirement in the movie just seem really silly to me because of that.

>>717164882
Those retards don't even have 400 stamina for christ sake. That's like the bare fucking minimum.

>>717164214 (OP)
I was surprised at how big of a slut Curren Chan is, even pulled her on my first try

>>717166934
Honestly S1 would be so much better if it focused more on Suzuka instead of Special Chud

>>717167883
>spenis

Everyone talks about the horses but what about the trainers? Anyone knows what makes a good horse jockey?

>>717167770
That Daiwa Scarlet came out of the factory weird

>>717167030
The best run you've ever seen

>>717165496
get out of there, digital-kun

>>717167883
Why are you looking at horse penises anon?

>>717165815
She gets angry more easily than she looks.

>>717164214 (OP)
Is Mejiro Dober even available as a trainee yet?

Some will see this and say “Daughter”

Others will see this and say “Wife”

Gigachads will see this and say “Both.”

>>717168204
Yes in JP.

>>717168204
no spe not yet

>Finally got an A ranked UMA
>actual good stats and skills
Taiki, my beloved America booba girl

>>717167770
>>717168081
Girls are the cutest when they are a bit retarded.

>>717168204
Estimated for December

>>717167826
I had a Bakushin run yesterday and mixed among all the 1st places and occasional 2nd places was an inexplicably horrible 10th place G3 race.

why would you ever pull for that horse cum bucket dober??

>>717166469
Spe... this whole time you've been acting so strong in front of us...

>>717164882
Because ignoring stamina and wit only works in career.

>>717168063
being aerodynamic

>>717168063
Chicken

>>717168313
Where where I can check the estimates? I want to know when my wife Doto comes out

>>717166469
KWAB

>>717168063
Fucking your umamusume

>>717168289
Everyone loves breeding this uma

>>717164615
Wasn't Golshi already their dedicated Vtuber horse.

LET ME TRAIN HER CYGAMES
LET ME DO WHAT KIRYUIN COULD NEVER AND MAKE HER A WINNER

>>717167614
>look up Happy Meeks stats in the finals
>it's all 500s
What THE FUCK is she fucking doing with her horse?

Come to Thailand, they have real umas.

>>717168087
Bro what the fuck are you doing

>>717168452
born to lose

>Want to get the 1/2* racers out of their generic idol costumes as fast as possible
>When seeing them in team trials in the same generic idol costumes it actually looks like they are on the same team

wait... damn

>>717167921
Mile or Medium?

>>717168253
i hate this lame bitch so much shes so useless in everything and she isnt even sexy. useless ass horse

>>717168253
sweaty...

>>717168063
>jockey
Be short and underweight
>>717168383
honse moe
There's also an image floating around but it's out of date. What we have scheduled compared to JP puts us at a little shy of 1.5x faster.

>>717167770
Suzuka looks high
It's as if she'd smoked some Special Weed

https://youtu.be/SLS1H745qD4?list=LL
Reminder if your favourite umas name isnt' in this song they are shit

>>717168452
Did you miss her big win yesterday?

>>717168473
>Thailand
How many of those are men?

>>717168514
I've run out of clocks before. Across the hundred thousands of failing trainers, she will have countless victories!

>>717168659
Yes

>>717168342
are we saying special week is the Kevin Nash of racehorses?

>>717168473
Maybe Cambodia had the right idea all along...

Beeg American titties.

NICE!
Her inspirations are 1 stars

>>717168726
AI slop

What happens if someone is born an Uma but wants to be an accountant or something? Are they forced? Is there an underground Railroad group smuggling Umas out of the country so they can live a normal life?

>>717164214 (OP)
Curren Chan is so much better than Gaylo the Jobber, her mother was right

>>717168738
im suspicious, that using 1 spark inspirations increases your horse of getting a 3 spark inspiration

>>717167101
>Jockeys maniacally whipping the horses in the final stretch
Real horse-racing is kinda gross, bros...

>>717168861
>Career is all sprints
She's a free win.

>>717168573
medium

2007, Japan Derby.
The mare who set Oaks aside and deliberately chose to run the Derby.
Can she win? Can she really win?
The first mare to win the Derby in 64 years.
Vodka
Take the path where no one would go,
as there's an answer within those thorns.
To the once in a lifetime glory.

>>717168815
They just become an accountant. Our window into the world just happens to revolve around racing and thoroughbreds.

Remember to lock your door, trainers.

>>717168891
Don't forget the 1000s of foals produced per stud. Not all of them are races, were the fuck do these foals go?

Which way white man?

>>717164882
How do you even get 1100 - 1100 stats. Is it really just max lvl support cards?

So to be sure, grandparents only matter for blue sparks right?

>>717169059
Human consumption I'd assume, that is no less fucked than what is done to cows and pigs thougheverbeit

I need a third sprinter that doesn't riddle with long and middle race torture during her late career training.

>>717169097
Neither, I choose to be spoiled!

>>717169097
Left

>>717169112
Just train speed bro

>>717169121
Your uma inherits ALL the sparks from the parent uma and the grandparents. That includes race sparks.

>>717169121
No? Pinks and whites too

>>717168815
horses would never take an executive or administrative role, anon

>>717169097
my handsome prince of course!

>>717169112
9-star sparks do a good chunk of the lifting, that and also just focusing on one stat

>>717164882
swinging maestro is unironically better than all your recovery skills combined

I have no taiki shuttle nor maruzensky, what the fuck do I do for this upcoming CM?

>>717167764
mmm that glorious bare skin gap between the shirt and skirt

>In my King Halo run she wins the Derby and Satsuki Sho *and* the Hopeful Stakes
>Didn't even wipe out on Kikuka Sho, just placed 3rd, even when wildly out of her competency and stamina range

>WAAAAAAH IM GONNA DO SPRINTS
Girl...

Favorite medals to see at the end of a run?

>>717169213
>horses would never take an executive or administrative role, anon

How do I get these? Job at finals?

>>717168980
low stamina, but maybe you get lucky on skil proc.

>>717169228
Button popping is so hot... I hope I can pull her

>>717169334
She can't run away from the destiny the real King Halo set for her. An undefeated Halo will still finish her career sprinting.

>>717164882
WitCHADS keep on winning
>b-but Wit is useless!
LMAO

>>717168815
>He thinks there aren't Umas in other countries

>>717164214 (OP)
Vodka is the best horse.

>>717169352
where do you see this?

>>717168891
They are only allowed to hit in certain places, the tip of the whip is padded, also horses are strong in general.

>>717168915
Her career is easy just like herself, love that slut

>>717167921
Stam is too low for the upper-end of Mediums
You've also specced Pace Chaser which has the highest stamina requirements. Nice recoveries at least
I'd say more suited for mile
If your team is around the B+ range then the spread of stats you've gone for is the right general idea, though all of the main three will wait to be upped when you are able to, be that through legacies or support uncaps

>>717168815
don't umamusume have an unending desire to run? it's explained by tachyon in the movie

>>717169097
her name is literally Opera, of course I'm going with her on the perfomance

>>717169479
She's not better than a wall of out-of-stamina NPC pace chasers

>>717169507
Archive > Event Gallery > Career Scenarios

Are you gonna pull?

>>717169586
you'll pull for me... right anon?

>>717168815
then they do that
iots not ilegal bro

>>717169647
you don't need to be a racer to run, it's the most accessible form of physical activity there is

>>717169195
What would happen if I called her mama?

>>717169675
posts stats

>>717169675
>>717169693
no and no

>>717169586
>August-November
Some diabolical hellscape designed specifically to drain my wallet.

>>717169059
Food, Cosmetics, Glue (yes unironically, thats some good collagen on those hooves), Violin strands, brushes, dogfood
Generally the entire horse is used, horse meat isn't bad just a bit tougher than cow or pig meat

>>717169781
just save up until january and spark them all on one banner bro

>>717169675
I'll watch her scenarios and see if I like her enough. I have shit support cards so I need to think carefully how to spend my carats.

>>717169586
How are f2ps even supposed to partake?

>>717169675
She's the worst part of the OVA so no.

Any banners with girls who aren't SSR? Any new SR that won't need 30000 carats to get.

>>717169807
save everything from now till January?

>>717169675
i'm saving for the cooler narita

>>717169675
Her unique skill is said to be really good for Late/End

>>717169823
The OVA was bad in general. I was excited to see Winning Ticket but she was so bland compared to the game version.

>>717169834
new srs are le bad

>>717169817
Doing one pull in each banner and pray that 6% everyone keep boasting about actually matter.

>>717169675
Dunno, end closers probably make for the most thrilling moments, and an inheritance for Gold Ship and future end closers wouldn't hurt - her skill seems pretty good, but I'm short on carats.
I might toss one or two 10-pulls, but that's going to depend on whether or not I like her at all, her support card events didn't give me much to latch onto

Hymen status?

>>717169752
She's an End Closer
AKA the most kino of all race styles

>>717169675
is she the neru of uma?
I love me some brat

>>717169586
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>717169059
>>717169801
>>717169152

So, horses like Tachyon had like 2000 foals
But they couldnt be bred specifically to go straight to food or glue or their relation to Tachyon wouldnt have been important

So... do they just have trials for each and every foal and see if they have talent to race... and if they don't..

>>717169586
I need 150k carats to pity all of them.

>This is her actual victory pose
Ok I understand now why she has so many images doing the blowjob sign

>>717169937
Basically premium Golshi

>>717169838
you see there's a banner at the very start of january (the second one with Smart Falcon's picture) where you can spark EVERY horse that came before it. Every horse has an equal rateup and if you save up multiple sparks you're guaranteed to get spooked by more horses than the ones you're going for. Though you'll have to save up for months until then and not use more than 1 ten roll per banner, so it's your choice

should I bother saving horses I dont use or is there any reason to not melt them?

>>717169973
Korean bros???? How could we allow this???

>>717169937
The encroaching shadow, has a spark that you can inherint, is actually LE GOOD

HOWEVER, its a fucking potential 5 skill so FUCK that. She's fucking useless.

>>717169898
I like Seiun Sky and Fuji Kiseki, they are less than a month apart I'm never gonna make it

Is it bad that after watching the uma movie if i somehow manage to own a seabiscuit tier popular horse i'd want a uma musume movie about him instead of a typical Hollywood biopic?
mostly because i'd demand they'd gas the shit out of the uma version and make him look like a million bucks

>>717169974
You could use her to breed the ultimate Golshi

>>717169974
>20% Guts
lol no, she's discount Goldship.

>>717165496
I suspect you to be a transvestite.

>>717169973
lmao no way

>>717169937
she's wearing odd shoes lmao no wonder she got bullied

>>717169924
obliterated

>>717169973
what does that mean?

>>717169675
I have no carats but the mandatory mood AWFUL + practice poor event sounds hilarious. Can't wait for all crying that will ensue because of it.

>>717169973
Holy kek. And what dress is that? she looks really cute

>>717169868
The S1 OVAs have a lot of funny bits like Spe making that callback to the Spicaman speech, or all the Kamen Rider references (I like KR), but in general it's just fine yeah.
I wonder if they blew their load too early, I think BNW could have a whole anime season to themselves.

>>717169973
why is she such a fucking slut? what's the deal with her and Top Gun?

>>717165679
All white recovery skills do 1.5 hp restore.
Gold recoveries do 5.5 hp restore.
Only difference otherwise between the skills is how they activate.

>>717170145
>Gold recoveries do 5.5 hp restore.
Not all of them btw, I learned this the other day. About half of the gold recoveries actually recover 5.5

>>717170132
Mayano is just an innocent kid
curren is a semen demon

waiting six entire months to do any rolling at all just to get one or two pity horses sounds like a genuine waste of time because there's no way I wouldn't get bored of this game well before then if I'm only stuck with the handful of 1 and 2 stars I've got at the moment

>>717169997
They might be valuable as a parent still though your standard will increase over time as you roll better sparks and lay better groundwork towards building an actual strong parent.

>>717165679
No, just activation conditions

>>717166356
Wen

>>717169657
Witlet

>>717169924
She's pregnant

>>717170178
You're aware you can pay, once a month, in the shop to get some paid carats and roll there? That should keep you busy. Never pay above 20 bucks btw

>>717170108
It's a pinky promise. It's her marriage outfit

Basically the promise is marriage. And tons of blowjobs lmao

>>717170132
Curren is EXTREMELY dangerous and sees you as her target
Check out her events, you can see the first few without rolling her and they showcase her pretty well

>>717164214 (OP)
>Eishin Flash is standing stud at Lex Stud as of 2024

yeah, a manslut

>>717169675
I might roll for Durandal because she BTFO Kitasan and I want Kitasan to suffer.

>been bugging to no end about how TM Opera reminds me of something for the past few days
>then it hit me
Is her design a reference to TM Revolution?

>>717170178
Horses aren't that hard to get. It's the support cards that are bullshit. If you wait 6 months you'd have a big roster of 3 stars before even getting the pity.

>>717169657
My Voda is a front runner

>>717170243
>he swipes

>>717170132
>Twitter, instagram whore
I bet she has Onlyfan account too

>>717170129
It's her wedding alt.

>>717170243
I'm genuinely tempted to buy the ticket packs but YOU JUST KNOW you'll roll a dupe

>>717170009
You are merely a man of a new age. I have the same fantasies too

>>717170310
OnlyFoals

>>717170306
it uses steam cash, very convenient

>>717170252
I am very ok with that arrangement

>>717170347
I did it and got lucky, no dupe. Sadly, I got a Teio instead of the Maruzensky I wanted.

>>717170260
I thought she was cute.

>>717170007
saving for sparks takes months after the kitasan bloodbath, I might saved enough for Nishino in next year.

>>717170410
She is, extremely so, she also knows it
That's why she's dangerous

>>717170260
>>717170447

Is that why she LEAPS THE FUCK OUT AT ME in the scout tab

>>717165496
Yuri is canon, so yes.

>>717170447
But she also loves (you). Like she really does, you are her fuarking hero.

>>717170351
Fun fact: "fillies" is the most popular search tearm on Ponyhub

>>717170358
>selling csgo knives to fund horse hobby

OTSU

>>717166695
She recognized that Special Week is a complete and utter jobber

>>717170516
>shoulder check from an Uma
yep I'm red mist now

>>717170516
>get bumped
my fucking back is destroyed

>>717168473
goddammit i could have fucked a ladyboy mcqueen

I know we should save 30k carts before pulling but do bear in mind you might not need the 30k carats.

You can get lucky and pull the character you want before the 30k, saving you carats for the next banner you want.

While I understand saving till january is the "smartest" choice, it is also the most boring one.

>>717170095
You can often see some Umas using differently colored gloves and shoes (like Tokai Teio having a black glove and a white glove).
There's a reason for that.

>>717170282
Did you mean Duramente or is there some hidden lore with Durandal?

>>717170579
Why is waiting till January smart? Wouldn't the banners till then run out?

>>717170579
I am also having withdrawals with not being able to pull when I look at my carats.

I only got 75 points left, what's more likely to happen, for the favorite to be Pace Chaser (medium/long races) or wet conditions? I'm talking Team Trials.

Naisu!

>>717170516
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>717170643
Or that yea. I'm pretty bad with names.

>>717168087
PHAHAHA IMAGINE UNIRONICALLY PLAYING THIS, LET ALONE ANY GACHA

>>717170095
there a lot of umas that wear odd shoes, I remember that Spe and Bakushin do too, no it's a coincidence that they're also spergs

>>717170286
I wish.

>>717170649
anon...read, its not even 20 posts above you.
>>717169962
>>717169807
>>717169987

I want Granny horse.

>>717170516
I'm gonna goooosling

>>717170678
one gives power while the other gives guts

>>717170625
Three. Children.

>>717170717
Shit, thanks. Actually I pulled Curren on my 1st so I have probably ran out of luck for a while

>>717170678
Wet, pay attention to the symbol inside the icon. Target In Sight gives you GUTS.

Wet gives you POWER

>>717169987
How much free currency they're gonna give away until then? I'm starting to doubt if I can even get a single spark with how dry it is right now

>>717170516
UWAAAAAAAAAGH

>>717169958
they're sent away to slaughterhouses in trucks, thats it, Haru's trainer said he could see the sadness on the eyes of horses unfit to race loaded into these trucks, part of the reason Haru was never glued

>>>717170746
Can you tame the beast inside her?

>>717170823
event is coming, believe it.
golshi event is gonna give us 12 billion yet in a couple of days

>>717164214 (OP)
daily reminder horses sweat profusely

>>717170823
The golshi event coming up this month will give 5k+. If you do well in the upcoming Taurus Cup, that's even more. It's also good to search for a club that is ranked highly for even more.

>>717170901
lewd

>>717170806
>pay attention to the symbol inside the icon

holy shit i've been living as a blind man without knowing...

I heard horse sashimi is a thing in Japan

>>717168498
worth it

>>717170806
IS THAT WHAT IT DOES
I'VE BEEN LIED TO

>>717170516
not a fan of her default hair but this looks lovely

>>717171023
woah

AAAAA I SAW IT
@Yakuza
@Cygames
@JRA
DO SOMETHING PLEASE!

>>717170471
I love McQueen so much but the yuribait with Teio is so strong it feels wrong to waifu her. Kind of wish I liked a different character sometimes.

>>717165156
I think it's irl Daiwa's weight

This japoid is the smartest uma jewtuber, right? https://www.youtube.com/@VictoriaFrontier

I watched one of his videos and it made sense to me. Do you guys know of a better dude to learn UMA insights?

>>717169586
>That feel when all the Umas you really want are 1 and 2 stars
Damn it feels good.

>>717170698
It makes sense when you see pictures of the real life horses. Here's Special Week

>>717171002
Sure. Here we used it for sausage, usually mixed with pork and/or cow.

>search for Uma art on xitter
>can no longer tell what is AI and what isn't anymore
holy fuck I hate AI slop

You should commit snuggleUma NOW

>>717171213
>posts AI

>>717171195
She looked like she was blowing Bejita from the thumbnail

>>717169586
> no brown girl until September next year
> It's not even the best one

How cruel

>>717171213
You can tell because the artist would actually have an account that is more than just ai slop

Holy shit, power cards actually fucking useless.

>>717168514
>Happy Meek is stuck in a groundhog day even where she continuously relives three years over and over again.
Jesus Christ.
>>717168452
Since someone named their horse after her, do you think they'll add the real Happy Meek to the game, and you can train Happy Meek to beat Happy Meek?

>>717171213
Pay attention to eyelashes and where threads of hair intersect. Usually the outline will be all muddy.
That's been my go-to tell for when I don't immediately recognise it as AI at least, not that I'm happy having to look at them that closely.

>>717171269
Vegeta's huge red horsecock...

>>717171195
Isn't that a thing only Italy, Spain, and Mexico really does?

>>717171263
THAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT
the artist had 500k followers surely no AI slop factory would have so many, right?
https://x.com/Saruei_/status/1951806206957211687

>>717170516
This is fully on purpose
I am devastated inside since this will never happen to me irl

>>717171125
Nice Naturals

>>717171324
No. Why would it be?

>>717171328
>>717171297
>>717171292
Or y'all can just grow up and accept AI art on the same level than a loser wasting his skill points on drawings

>>717171294
I'm surprised, it's not actually an ultra shit horse
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001324452/

>>717171280
But amazon is right there.

Why are threads on this shit game allowed?

>>717171293
Skill issue

>grandpa still complaining about AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKdf4duQeNM

>>717170698
Bakushin's IRL horse had different colored hooves

>>717171293
watchu using boy?

>>717171408
10 wins in 28 races ain't bad.

Deer oh deer

>>717168498
im an ecchi chad

do the legend races ever rerun? I want to have Spe's sweaty and smelly shoes in my rerolled account

>>717171293
Vodka is good but only because she gives you Breath of Fresh Air.

>>717171391
>Accept slop
Never. Go back to your sewer of a general

>>717171460
>>717171479
>used green lady card and random wit cards
>Still getting 1200 speed and 1000 speed anyway with tons of wits.

>>717168498
Do not underestimate the power of autistic horse police

>>717168498
Call me when they can gen decent 20 pages of doujin.

>>717171391
yes... sloppa good... human art... bad...

>>717171524
BoFA is bad because its too random, triggering in early or late race is a waste.

>>717171391
>Look at all these losers, learning a skill and being able to find joy in creation. I'll use AI which relies entirely on their ability and say I'm better than them.

>>717166627
>If there's nothing but stallions in an area but no mares
They might fight once in awhile but will otherwise be chill. In the wild this is also represented by bachelor herds as not every stallion gets to have a harem.
>If there's mares around, even if separated but obvious they're there.
They'll get aggressive and fight each other alot more. In racing they're under control enough to race as normal.
>Balls snipped AKA Geldings
Life's good, man.

The war against AI has already been lost
t. Artist

don't derail the thread again, jeet

>>717171415
Not until September of next year anon

>>717171630
Isn't it the same with Swining Maestro as well? There have been plenty of times that skill activated right at the first corner for me

KFC fucking sucks why are the Japs so obsessed with it?
https://x.com/lyn49556/status/1951911132706296136

>>717170516
how many trainers have died when their umas did this and killed them

>>717169349
Imagine Caligula’s Uma…

>>717168498
grim
>>717171328
>vtuber artist
I bet she failed as an artist, tried vtubing and now makes AI slop.

>>717171521
Older Legend Races become part of your dailies.
You can choose a Legend race and get 1 Star Piece everyday. This means that you can technically unlock any character if you race against them 150 times (or way less if you do the first Legend Race which awards almost half the Star Pieces + buy some from the assortment of Shops).

>>717171735
one of the best marketing strategies ever

>>717164470
Super Creek when you impregnate her after playing goo goo babies

>>717171735
It's completely different in Japan tho

>>717171728
>Sep 2025
>next year
what?

>>717171858
>kitasan is permanently cucked because you can't use your card on her

>>717171891
I'm retarded I was reading the chart left to right

>>717171803
wtf kino

>>717171858
Use Tom Cruise

>>717171731
swinging maestro still can trigger after early corner race so you will never overcapped the heal and there's tons of corner mid race, that's why maestro is OP, while Gourmand is second best but only pace chaser can used them.
Or just used Agnes.

>>717171858
>He doesn't have a Diamond spook

>>717171735
I don't live in Japan but our country's KFC is still pretty decent, way better than Korean fast food chains.

>>717171434
because it's fun and good
and it triggers queers like you ;)

>gachashit being spammed
oh jannies, time to work for your pay!

>>717171858
>don't own Super Creek SSR
>have to permaborrow Kitasan SSR
I don't know this feel

>>717169962
>>717170916
what website do yall use for this btw?

>>717171735
Depending on location, some american fast food brands are better outside of america.

>>717171735
Japanese fast food is made with care and discipline by the staff. There's still a few weeks left in Japan before all the indian """"""students""""""" start their shifts.

>>717171943
Maverick being your dad is so fucking cool I want to be part of the family

>>717171731
First corner still not a waste, imagine getting 5.5% of your stamina back in first straight while you only down to 98%, BoFA suddenly turning into normal blue heal skill.

>>717171731
Maestro is better because it activates on corners, so it will never pop right at the start or end of a race when you can't get any real benefit. And corners always come in parts of races where it'll be good to get more stamina.

If Haru is my daughter and King Halo is Haru's mom, does that make King Halo my wife?

>>717171972
>tfw no girlfailure gf with fat tits that brings you KFC

this game continues to torture me personally

>>717171979
(You)

>>717171972
wtf is wrong with her head?

i have a 2 star kitasan is it worth using because i also sneed super creek bros

>>717172082
except the thread is only about their nigger waifus, and no videogame discussion

>>717172151
sneed?

>>717172068
That seems to be the logical conclusion.

>>717172151
3 stars is a game changer, I literally stop borrowing her MLB and can focus to other MLB cards.
-t ex 1 star.

imagine this being your dad and everyone keeps expecting you to perform

poor Haru Urara; cracked under the pressure and expectations. Nippon Teio went to get milk after his loser child's 2nd race probably

It is a trainers duty to make lots of very small umas with his uma

>>717165205
Why did you let the mood go down?

>>717171858
She actually gets Maestro... at Potential Lvl 5

>>717172176
half the posts are gameplay

>That new AI Mambo gallery in exhentai
*sighs* unzips dick

>>717171387
>In 2005, the eight principal horse meat-producing countries produced over 700,000 tonnes of it. In 2005, the five biggest horse meat-consuming countries were China (421,000 tonnes), Mexico, Russia, Italy, and Kazakhstan (54,000 tonnes).
I'm just citing statistics

>trying to train up Shuttle to beat Bakushin, like she did Halo
>I'm getting basically a perfect career run. Even got some gold sprint skills along with mestrro and professor
>She ends up failing five 15%s in a row, tanking her stats
>can't even get into URA
God fucking dammit Shuttle, you piece of shit.

>>717172176
>game about horse girls has people talking about horse girls
...yes?

Do you guys think we will have more fun playing the game if we don't have 4 years of data from JP version? I think at least the thread will be more fun.

>>717172405
>I'm just citing statistics
20 year old ones, and if a country isn't one of the top five then it means they don't do it at all?
The US ships horses over to a bunch of countries for slaughter, in Japan the horse meat industry is a well known aspect of horse racing (they don't have glue jokes, they have sashimi jokes)

>>717172534
The problem is that there will be absolutely no experimentation
Everyone already knows what works or not. So everyone will just copy whatever shenanigans JPbros were doing 4 years ago

>>717170117
>mandatory mood AWFUL + practice poor event
Huh??

>>717172434
I was doing the samd with Curren Chan and during the last 5 turns of her career I didn't get a single rainbow speed train and I missed out on capping her speed

>>717172380
Did she correct him afterwards?
>Babu

>>717172534
There'd be less metafagging but ultimately I don't think discussion would be too different given everyone would eventually learn how to play.

>>717172405
As far as I know it's done in various countries. It's just not nevessarily a big business. It's the same here: horses are not bred and raised for meat production. They are just utilized for it when "needed", instead of turned into
>muh glue
This makes horsemeat not particularly common but still more or less readily available.

>>717172534
It would be nonstop complaining like
>WHERE THE FUCK IS [insert Uma here]!?
At least by now most Umas from anime/etc are confirmed even if they're late.

>>717172656
There's advantage to being able to plan more if you're a budget player tho, obviously that was never going to be a problem for whales.

>>717172534
if it was just a regular game, yes it sucks
but this is a p2w scummy jew gacha hellscape where devs will sell you the wrong things on purpose to have extra sales

infact, devs changing the entire meta after selling you all the old gear and forcing you to rebuy is such a problem it was the central motivation of SAO season 2 GGO

>>717172534
cygaymes hands posted this

>>717172534
The problem is no suspense, we can't get hype and debate who gets summer/newyear/wedding or whatever because we already know and the meta has long been solved so no wacky decks to talk about other than "that's nice but a mlb kita is easier".

>>717172534
I assure you that not knowing what you're doing can only be fun up to a certain point in these games

>>717170516
i didnt play anime games often, and my view of them were definitely outdated.
but this interraction felt so real lmao. girl got so shy she acts goofy and hit you. Not comically like in Naruto or One Piece where it leave a big bump, but just out of nerveousness.
fucking hell I know Im attracted to Nice Nature for a reason. Maybe its the pessimistic yet realistic attitdue?
If her cheerleader alt is for the otakus, then this festival one right here felt like its made for me.

>>717171986
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/sorting?group=raceoutfits&ver=ranksort

First select how do you rank the character in a F to SS rank, being C = "its okay I guess", and any letter above it being varying degrees of "I like it"

>>717172534
i like knowing what to save for instead of being ambush by back to back horses i want

THE GORILLA

You can play the game more strategically if you know what's ahead

>>717172434
>15%
This nigga gambles on low success chances and complains lmao

>>717172534
I wouldn't be playing the game if I didn't know how to properly play.

Its a gacha, a stingy one too. The only modicum of peace is knowing that I'm safe because there are no OP cards coming out for the next year. This allows me to just have fun with the game without much worrying.

Oh ffs

>>717165048
Makitanefukukitaru is into fortune telling and /x/ stuff
Gold Ship is a denpa who drags you around on her LARPs
Tokai Teio plays arcade rhythm games, and plays at least one trading card game to the extent that she has every card in the game memorized
Air Groove also plays trading card games
Maruzensky is into cars
Grass Wonder is an absolute weeaboo
Curren is a social media influencer
Mayano Top Gun enjoys overanalyzing everything
Silence Suzuka is the only one I can think of who's only real interest is running, and it's running - she only races because it gives her another opportunity to run, and she hates when she can see the other runners.

>>717172382
What gameplay? clicking through menus and watching a shitty race?
>>717172463
"game"

>>717172981
King Jobber strikes again

>>717172434
what kind of retard do you have to be to fuck up Shuttle?

I'm kinda bored at 5* Kitasan Negro. I might just start using my 1* copy, borrow some other cards and see how well it goes.

>>717172981
BAKUSHIN HAHAHA

>>717172893
15% fail is 85% success, I'd say it's not much of a gamble as much as it's slightly unreliable. Anything above like 20-25% fail is a gamble though.

>got her from 2 pulls
is this game just generous or am i lucky?

Neicha fans should watch Hibike Euphonium

>>717173006
yes, clicking menus is gameplay

My daughter is not a slut, no

>>717172565
Fair, I wasn't trying to be mean about it

>>717165048
Chud Cross and Special Chud assault mares in the park at night

>>717172534
I generally like playing games blind but it's kinda nice to know beforehand which characters they are going to release and when. Also, some of the mechanics/stats are a bit obtuse, so the guides and more experienced anons are nice to have around.

>>717173006
>trainer games aren't games
Next you'll tell me that sim games aren't games either.

I got opera
now i will die happy

>>717165048
Tomamo Cross is a serial killer as hobby (only kills mares)

>>717172667
You have like 6 turns to fix this and come first in the next race. If you're running behind on stats or get RNG mogged by the clinic then skill issue.

About to start a cursed Frontrunner Rudolf run wish me luck

which umas offer the best girlfriend experience ?

>>717173072
>>717173123
and why does this deserves to be spammed, like the other gacha shit daily?

stop replying to the shitposter you tards

>>717173145
>>717173117
Tamomo just wanted to graze; he was FORCED against his will to s*x a mare. He had to thot patrol them.

>>717173187
>popular game is talked about a lot
woah

>>717173183
Unironically Nice Nature's career mode

>>717173006
>>717172176
>hehehe im gonna derail the thread by asking stupid questions
dude youre such a lame fknn loser

>>717173187
>and why does this deserves to be spammed,
Because I want to talk about it, a thread will be made as long as I, and me alone, am interesting in talking about the different menu choices.
This is something you have to conceptualize internally, as long as at least 1 person likes something, a thread will be made.

>>717165048
Rudolph studies comedy, particularly puns.

>>717173183
mambo

>>717173187
It's a popular game that recently got a US release.
Do you routinely go into threads on/v/ to complain that they're a thread on /v/?

>>717172981
Bakushinema

Stop replying to tourists.

>>717173187
Hating popular things isn't an interesting personality trait

>>717172825
Why are her tits so fucking huge?

>>717173248
We are at 500 replies anyway, it doesn't matter
I would agree with you if we were just starting but this thread is over.

>>717173183
Nice Nature, duh.

>>717173183
Nothing beats Nice Nature.

>>717173183
I better get her when I roll.

>>717173183
All alts have exclusive events, I can only imagine the events for WEDDING TOP GUN, she's already suggestive as it is.

>>717173183
Nice Nature

>>717173376
>consistently gets 2nd in ura finale
Is she intentionally glazed up in the RNG?

>>717173375
Where is NTR here?

>>717173053
answer plz
i think im lucky

>>717173453
You're lucky, she's a 0,75% chance.

>>717173074
post fuji9

>>717173376
I would train her if you know what I mean

>>717173453
I think Trainees are easier to pull. I got Bourbon in 1 pull but I had to like spark for Kitasan.

>>717173401
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a test run for a clothing company

I need more honses

>>717173302
I bet her hair gets in her coffee

>>717168182
to order custom made dildo of my favorite uma ofc

>>717171072
>everyone and their mother is a Pace chaser
Is Pace the most boring and overused type?

>>717173053
Real lucky but the game is kind generous
Enjoy the cutest girl in the game

>>717173547
mostly because fronts are too risky to train and end makes irl horse owners have a heart attack

>>717173532
i fucking love real horses with the Uma UI pictures

>>717173509
wow really? damn...

>>717173528
true, support cards matter more in this game anyways

>>717173425
Narita Top Ryan (or Narita TOPPLED Ryan as I like to call her) is no longer

>>717169586
>Nakayama Festa not dropping for a full year

>>717173585
I only have these 2 and I demand more!

yay 3rd A+ now
I'm coming around on the Tazuna card. For shorter distance anyway, when you can afford to take it

>>717173627
she's great

Fellas, which one for the main racer for Champion's Meeting, assume the 2nd one will be some Agnes and 3rd being Nice Nature with debuffs

>>717173845
bonus

>>717173627
my prince (female)

>>717173585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiRFvfDhA2Y

>>717172884
only two years...

>>717172865
took like 200 comparisons, geez

>>717173946
I hope she never buys bigger shirts that don't burst

>>717173937
>finally get a day off when it's sunny
>UMI DA
>UMA DA

>>717173182
>half her skills want her to be pace
>the other half are better for late
>choose front
But why

>>717173946
that's a bit... too much. I enjoy on model sizes

>>717174015
her ojisan trainer doesn't like it when she does that

Ms. Victoria would be my number one song if the drums weren't spazzing out all the time. I only really liked the drums during the refrains and at the end.

>>717173916
First Oguri.

>>717173989
This guy likes flatties

>>717174046
too bad

do you need to put your racers on different strategies so they don't fight for/crowd the positions?

>>717174173
stop

>>717174209
It also can also diversify the debuffs they are given.

>>717174140
'tis the truth

I'm seeing the gameplay being posted alright

>>717174209
Just raise their power

>>717173547
Pacers are the most common in real life too, the other positions seem quite a bit riskier

>>717174173
When will the Yakuza stop your sinful hand

>>717173946
TASUKETE KIRYU-SAN AAIIIEEEEEEE

If you can be on the front be on the front
It's always worth it

>>717174037
because

I wish there was a cheat sheet for the good skills i can't be assed to manually check if they are good

>>717174502
Seems movement skills, vision skills and anything with RNG conditions are bad.

>>717164615
>9(NINE) G1 wins
she broke the rudolf limit and set a new record, the powercreep is REAL

>>717174502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvGyO_2wQzs

>>717174339
I wonder if careers or horse stories get more dark

>>717174502
Blue skill early or late race? Bad
Mid race? Good.
Corners > Straightaways
If they can't be a front runner, give them positioning skills.
Red skills good for PVP.
Green skills vary in usefulness, usually being very specific.4y4hn

What time do the new banners start?
I just want to drop a single tenner for Narita Taishin

>>717174502
Stamina skill are worse early and late. Corner skills are likely to happen mid race, so corner recovery is good.
Skills that require you to be surrounded are shit because if you're surrounded you already lost.

the vaunted fuji7

>>717172434
>fails
>doubles down instead of just resting or wit spamming
Retard

>>717174817
that's better

And fuji4, the most on-model possible fuji tits

yep frontrunning Rudolf was a bad idea

>>717175016
>Ult depends on passing people
>Let's play her on the position where she explicitly doesn't pass people

>>717174917
perfect

>3 threads
uh oh

>>717175224
>>717175224
sluto.....

Good time to delete most of those threads or get bopped.