I'm going to FUCK the king (female)

>>715436586 (OP)
I think we should all fuck Mejiro Dober

EL NEGRO DE PUTA

2025 official umamusume r*ddit behavior power ranking:
1. playing because some twitch streamer did
2. playing on the global server
3. using your free pick ticket on oguri cap
4. rerolling for fine motion
5. making glue jokes
6. harassing people into hoarding for kitasan black as a f2p
7. openly hate gacha but will apologize for this game because of streamer mind control or "rougelike" elements
8. intentionally avoiding the idol concerts
9. insist the anime/manga, which is supplementary content, is better than the game
.
.
power gap
.
.
9001. playing and enjoying the superior jp server
9002. using your free pick ticket on special week

>>715437336
I used my voucher on SpeChud because I got Oguri in my first 10 pull...

Verxina when

>>715437336
ONCE AGAIN, I PERCEIVE HATE AGAINST MY CHUD? Spe-chan, a Fraud? NO.

Spe-Chan LOVE!

>FOUR G1 WINS
>Claimed the HONOUR of the JAPANESE DERBY
>Claimed the HONOUR of TWO Tenno-Sho Wins
>Claimed the HONOUR of the JAPAN CUP
>Threw out that FRENCHIE Montjeu (I don't care if they were jetlagged!)
>Became the Supreme Commander of Japan!
>Sired Big Bucks Bueno Vista!
>The FACE of this FRANCHISE!

You will GIVE PRAISE to your HERO.

NOW!

go back to /vg/ you seamonkey

>>715436813
Yes!

>>715437336
>9001. playing and enjoying the superior jp server
If that was the case you wouldn't be here crying.

>>715436586 (OP)
same

>>715436586 (OP)
Uma for this feel?

>>715437526
GIRUGAMESH

she is so cool...

>my wife?
>mr cock and ball

i had some good career runs when i first started the game but now they all suck

Why does Hishi, the largest horse, not simply eat the other racers?

>>715437778
Mercy.

>>715437336
>harassing people into hoarding for kitasan black as a f2p
f2p here, what else should i hoard for
tamano cross isn't until december
even if i don't get kita i can at least get a pretty good deck of SRs

>>715437438
>eye mole
SLUT

>>715437336
>insist the anime/manga, which is supplementary content, is better than the game
>.
Reddit is the top tier if so. As much as I like the game, it being a gacha is a massive detriment. The anime and manga don't suffer from being the worst thing from their respective medium.

>>715437585
Creek

>>715437774
I had some good career runs when all I did was pump speed into Bakushin and Urara but now that I actually have to play the game I suck

Is the goo goo babies thing just localization shit or what? What does it say in the Japanese version?

2025 official uma musume GOD behavior tier list
S: Playing because you go to the Kentucky Derby
A: Playing because of Asmongold, Playing because you don't clean your room
B: Playing because everyone else is
C: Playing just to see the girls and drawing art of them
D: Watched the anime and wanted to play the gacha
E: Switched from JP to Global, Playing for Meta

Soon...

>>715438475
Dia is sexo but Kita is the meta card...

>>715438089
if i pull her tail would she die

>I use the tazuna card to control gold ship's mood swings.
>I go on dates with her and start to fall in love.
It wasn't supposed to be like this bros.

>>715438619
>Falling for the human women propaganda

>>715438475
>shared banner
absolute ass

This game would be so good if it wasn't gacha.

Behead gachaniggers

>random honse named Noir Grimoire
that name is pretty sick

>>715438930
>>715438969
It's a good thing the gatcha doesn't work in this game!

I don’t know what it is but every time I hear Tokai Teio’s name in game, my brain is injected with a bit of dopamine.

Stay Gold had quite the family.

I NEED TO ROLL LET ME ROLL LET ME GAMBLE

Are there any edgy horses?

>>715438475

>>715437336
Where is
>Playing because you like horse racing and want to learn more about Japanese horse racing history?

>>715437851
why're you taking that post seriously lil bro?

Will John Yakuza shank me for drawing the horse girls like this?

Asking uhh... for a friend

>>715437476
>mogged by EL CONDOT PASAAAAAAAA

WHERE IS VODKA 3 STAR?

>>715439484
JAJAJAJJAJA

>>715439317
Rice Shower

>>715437995
Never seen the whole scene or read it in jap but my guess is she's talking about akachan purei in an infantilizing tone which is a fetish A LOT of Japanese women like.
This translates into goo goo babies according to the localizer who only cares about getting a similar meaning across rather than an actual translation.

>>715439398
that's included by playing on the jp server

>715439438
GET ON YOUR KNEES NOW

>>715439438
where's the penis

>>715439438
OI TEME

>>715439438
Kiryu is on route to personally rape your ass

>>715439438
You bastard..! please draw more

How long until she just rapes trainer-san

>>715439589
Based. I enjoyed finding out that Goldo Shippo is basically a shitposting version of Chautauqua

>>715439792
Here's your answer

>>715439438
Watch your back.

what's the highest training failure rate you've succeeded at?

>>715440443
i accidentally double-clicked a 95% fail and passed it
+13 stamina bay-beeee!

>>715440443
Like a 12%, I’m a huge pussy and only go for low single digits

Matikanefukukitaru's story was cute but I'm a bit disappointed they didn't go all in on her transcending to a goddess.

>>715440443
49%
Lowest I've failed is 2%

>>715440443
I had a triple speed rainbow on the last day of summer vacation and went for it at 73 percent. Nothing ventured nothing gained

>>715440443
63%, but I've failed at 4% so I still consider myself in the red

anybody have an ID for a maxed out Super Creek

>>715441026
just check the discord
>inb4 schizobabble about discord being evil

Who else runs the Tenno Sho (Spring) besides Gold Ship? I got one mission left.

>>715440443
~37%
when you get rainbow + 4 friends you just gotta risk it

I also lost a 7% chance once. That was fun

>>715441321
You can check their career races when selecting a trainee

>>715441203
it's more soulful to use your bros cards

>>715437336
Wait, I'm both 1 and 9002 on this list

>>715441321

>>715441404
I have. Thats why I asked 'besides Gold Ship'. I dont have any others so I wanna know.

>>715441421
but you're not doing that. you're just looking for someone with a maxed super creek

>>715441493
everyone on /v/ is one of my bros

>>715441514
c-cute...

Whenever Teio isn't on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Teio?"

>>715439317

>>715437778
she's a feeder, not a feedee

>>715441421
for now, its hard to find whales in the wild when the global is still quite new
the max I've seen is a lv40 creek

>>715436586 (OP)
I didn't vote for her

>daiwa scarlet career going well
>get to arima kinen
>2nd place three times
please just let me roll for better cards....

>>715441827
user error issue,
I beat her career with special week freebie ssr

>>715441827
Arima Kinen is the great filter

>>715441827
IMAGINE how smelly her outfit must be after a race

Me and Oguri Cap are going to a party later and I'm charge of the snacks. Lemme just leave this unattended while I go get changed and take a shower

>>715441827
cock shadow over Suzuka

>>715441557
Top Hachimi

>Do a Special Week run specifically to complete the new Derby mission
>She only manages to come in 4th
>Figure I'll at least stick the career out because it'll probably go downhill pretty fast
>She then ultimately goes on to breeze through the URA Finale like it's nothing

>>715442174
oooh its like, a mini football field, thats cute

>>715436586 (OP)
>just got a run where I got both Metabolism and Slacker
>both took 2 turns to heal
Scarlet you stupid fat fuck!

>>715439240
That he did.

>Fenomeno
>The Serious One
>Owner was a Japanese Nationalist type who instilled those values into his horse
>The horse is legit mean to foreigners and tourists
>All black to Golshi's all white
>Was a Boss Horse and didn't get on well with Golshi due to it, Boss Rivalry
>Extended to their teams. Gold Ship’s groom said in an interview before the 2013 Takarazuka Kinen: “We don’t want to lose to that horse.”
>In the end Gold Ship still lost to him 2 to 3.
>His version of 'retirement' was becoming a traffic horse

>Nakayama Festa
>The Gambler
>“when [Nakayama Festa] hits the jackpot, he really hits the jackpot”
>“pursues the thrill of not knowing whether he’ll win or lose”.
>Temperamental asshole
>He is one of three Japanese horses to have finished second in the Arc, coming after El Condor Pasa and preceding Orfevre(‘s two second place finishes).
>Not the best, not the worst
>Chilled out a lot when he retired

>Orfevre
>The Prize Winner
>Triple Crown Champion
>Six G1 Wins
>Did well in the Arc
>Outside of that? Kind of a bitch
>Most docile (off the track) of the Stay Gold kids, remarkably mean to his jockey though. Lots of stories about that.
>Nice to women (human)
>Became a lackey of Tosen Jordan because Tosen Jordan would protect him
>Legendary talent in a rather meek little shell

>Dream Journey
>SMALL
>Super angry, labelled one of the worst in Japanese History
>Easily the most hard to handle of the Stay Gold kids, not in a funny way like Golshi- Just genuinely awful.
>Being so small gave him difficulties in mating
>His team say this "hurt his pride"
>Not dumb though, His groom said: “He could survive even if we just left him there.”
>His old jockey (Orfevre's) was always careful when visiting him, lest Journey try to kill him. (or bite a finger off, if nothing else).

>Golshi
>Need I say more?

>>715442539
>doubting the SUPREME CHUDmander of Japan

WE ALL HAD HER, SPECIAL WEEK.

>N-NO- YOU SHUT YOUR-

BUT /YOU/ MARRIED HER!

>>715442604
Special Chud...

>>715442804
top right is me during a rice shower career

>>715441827
Just got front runner Scalet and shit on everyone in career.

>>715442604
Fun fact, when Yutaka Take finished the Japan Cup on Special Week's back- Defeating the FRENCHIE Montjeu- He stated in the interview after-ward that the victory had made him "Proud to be Japanese."

This is the kind of feeling only OUR CHUD can craft in a jockey.

>>715442918
KEK WE LOVE YOU GOAT

>>715442963
The 'will never be playable' woman... Sasuga...

>>715442918
Does the existence of "Stone Cold" Special Week imply that Suzuka is her Debra in this plotline

>>715442915
hell yeah. just finished another career with her and she still smoked almost everyone. she just became my 2nd A rank uma, too.

>>715443135
Probably Dober considering Spe loved her + El Condor Pasa slept with her (like how the Rock had Debra as his manager for a hot minute).

>>715442756
Some drawfag should draw this scene with an Uma and their trainer except it's the trainer who's dying on the ground because his horse jobbed in a race

Tell me about Tachyon. Why does she do the wrist movements when she gets 1st?

>>715436586 (OP)
OOAAH SHIP

>>715437336
I used my free pick on Special Week, I've only been playing the game for 3 or 4 days, and I got my first Umapyoi with her of all characters. All it took was for me to stop dumping 90% of the training into speed, and instead evenly distribute her training. She's..strange.

>>715442102
>tfw you will never be in charge of the laundry at Tracen
why even live?

Spe-chan is fat! FAT!

we love specchan here

>>715443269
To make her long sleeves do a wiggle wiggle.

>>715437336
What's in position 2608

>>715443269
she's a kamen rider

>>715443321
She primarily compete in medium+long races. Forcing a sprinter's build on her won't work at all.

>>715443419
how the fuck was spicabro even able to walk when he had this harem to train

I LOVE DAIWA SCARLET

>>715443249
>The implication that Condor went on to try and shift the balance of power in Horse DC with a Black Horse Adam movie that bombed horribly

>>715443419
>Scarlet and Vodka don't have bloomers
shit fanart 0/10

Why the hell did the run where I wasted turn curing Migraine and Slacker and failed a 6% training gave good sparks, whereas the runs where I did really well consistently gave shit sparks?! What the fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_umrMwoE_E

>>715443768
I can't wait for /ourgirl/ to get here.

Where have all the good honse gone?
And where is Trainer-kun's god?
Where's the street-wise thoroughbreeds-
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a Red Hare-
That wild scarlet steed?
At night I toss, and I turn, and use my SSR Selector for what I need-

I NEED A SPE-CHAN~!

>>715443745
thats just the way she goes.

>450 Wit
>enter Tenno Sho
>late start
i hate the vagaries of chance and fortune.

>>715443665
Why is there a cow in my horse game

>>715443679
'Fraid so.

>>715443664
Trainer-san is exclusively for Suzuka

>>715443952
>get Ryan's signature skill fully upgraded
>she never activates it despite 500+ wit
this is why you lost the URA you dumb honse

>>715444052
Im gonna breed her like she did to those horses.

>>715443679
Ey see my litty new movie, si? The Balance of Power in the Supah-Uma Cinematic Universe is about to Cambiar! Jajaja, (buy my shit energy drinks).

>>715443768

how long until gorilla (horse) woman

>>715443960
A few slip in from time to time.

the way the male announcer yells vodka is the hypest thing

>>715444525
2-3 years probably

>>715443768
Holy cringe. People play this shit unironically?

>>715439438
Tits too big

>>715443960
>>715444528
Which Uma has the biggest Umas?

>>715444675
You type like a 14 year old on reddit and you ask about other people doing things unironically?

>>715444607
WODKA

>>715442915
holy shit finally

>>715444734
the one you replied too, unironically.

>>715444734
Doto

>>715444368
my favorite El Rocko Pesto movie is Uma Fairy

>>715444734
Meisho doto

Multicell Call is best honse

>>715444745

please bring back the scout feature dearest nippon coders

>>715437336
Liking Special Needs is the epitome of reddit

>>715444734

>Had 3 golshi runs yesterday, none cleared the URA finals
>"Man I'm going to run a different horse tomorrow, I need a change of pace"
>Today: "Ok let's do another golshi run"

>>715445431
Nono, let the bug continue

The longer the wait, the more carats we get(I desperately need carats for Kitasan)

>>715445617
look at this goober thinking he's all funny and silly

>>715445617
I see Golshi is also trolling you and refuses to win URA finals

>>715437476
special needs lmao

>just discovered this gem in my feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s
fucking kek

>>715445651
we deserve a free kitasan for this shit am i right f2p
fellas?

>>715445651
>bring back
>bug
You got a free hit now you pay up

>>715445651
i just installed the game today, am awaiting the compensation carats to do my scout and support rolls

It's a new day!

>>715445582
I absolutely refuse those umas don't go over the hundred.

>>715445743
no you retard he's talking about how the gatcha system is literally down and you can't roll on it period right now, not the temp free pulls.
learn to read you ESP faggot.

>>715445856
scout is still DOWN

The offical english version of Umapyoi Legend is actually good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg

>Kitasan black finally comes out
>Scout system will still be down
Imagine the Carat's for apology's...

TORENA-SAN, ARE YOU LADY?!

>>715446056
8000 apology carats pleasepleaesepleawepleaseplkeaseple

i did it, bros

>>715442756
>>715443276
>>715444052
The red crazy eyes are what make this horse by far the hottest one.

Bonus points for being crazy and splashing you with weird shrinking chemicals.

I'm getting ready for the hours of rerolling to get 3 kitasans

what the fuck do we do while we wait?

>>715436586 (OP)
Decided to try the game out yesterday to see what people are talking about.
Did the tutorial, then did the 1st part of career for Haru Urara, because in the tutorial race she was dead last by a long shot. Felt bad. Got her to debut. Rolled a few times and got the older sister girl being promoted who is analytical.
Idk if I'll play it more

>>715445617
>>715445683
>>715445721
the resemblance is uncanny

>>715446339
>splashing you with weird shrinking chemicals
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/90KBJiheYCA

Uma lore sure runs deep

remember to have OBS running while pulling to enable streamer luck mode

>>715445731
/v/ sings version when

the gacha is so fucking absurd in this game that you could buy an actual horse for the price of a spark

>>715446804
Glad i never care about the meta in gacha games.

>>715446274
500 carats from promotion, more funds for Kitasan!
>unlock class 3
>now can put 3 horsies in each race type
Things get crazy here, you need at least 15 umas because you can't use duplicates.

>random mood drop right before a big race
ah yes

>>715447196
i just unlocked class 2 and i don't have enough because i've been focusing on support cards and bakushin

Is Cinderella Gray better than the main seasons?

>>715446804
Don't worry bro they removed the gacha part of this gacha now. We're free.

>>715447419
You still can participate even if you don't fill all the slots, but it doesn't seem optimal.

>>715436586 (OP)
DON'T TRAIN AI ON MY A-CKKKKK

>>715446695
>guinea pig
Should have said chick. Those who know, know.

grrrrr why is she so smug...

>>715447759
My man she is on drugs

>got promoted to lv3 Team Trial
Fuck, I don't have enough horses!

>clicks train speed instead

>start playing late
>finally get the SSR mission tickets
>scouting is down

>>715447617
Calcium is calcium

>>715447419
Kek same. Literally everything I have is going toward support cards at the moment. I wish I started day one for the free trainee pulls

I’ll have about 6000 carats for kitasan black. I put 100 pulls into biwa and didn’t get a single ssr. Hopefully I was just storing up good luck for kitasan. Just need 1 copy so I can uncap later.

>8th favorite in the ura final
>win by 3 lengths
just bakushin things

Is THIS your president? Lol lmao

So why exactly did they take down the gacha again

>>715437336
>9. insist the anime/manga, which is supplementary content, is better than the game
I don't have to insist, I know it is. What a gacha pig thinks is irrelevant to me.

>>715446038
I like how they made the main performers all umas with American ancestry

>unlock team trial
>opponent with lower power and rank than me
>lose lose lose draw lose
I don’t understand?

>>715437336
I didn't look up anything and just picked one
Got the Cowboy themed one

>>715448790
They want you to go all in on Kitasan Black.

>>715448818
>secondary retards tries to feel superior while failing to appropriate the series
lmao

>>715448919
It's probably your stamina. Outside of career mode you need a lot more stamina.
>>715448967
What a cutie.

>>715448919
It means your horses have bad skills or worse stats. You can get a numerically good horse by training only wit and guts, but it’s still going to lose to anyone who trained any stam, speed, and power.

>>715448967
Spe-chan fucks THIS every night?
ZAMN

>>715437336
I used my ticket on rice shower and she came to me fucking twice on the one 10 roll I did
Also I hate the shows and the soundtrack of this game in general

>>715448919
The ranking isn't exactly accurate and the results of the race are gonna depend on your skills and stat distributions too

You could have a front runner with a high ranking but if she gets boxxed in she's gonna lose

>>715448790
What >>715448939 said, and the convenient carat “apology” injection.

>>715449117

how many random mood downs can you get in a single run holy shit

>>715449251
this is so smart from them. Leave gacha down until kitasan black to push your players into the “correct” rolls and give them currency to do so. Less people will quit because they got the meta card and some will even whale to get more copies. when did do so much wit training?

>>715448967

>>715449429
Count how many turns there are in a run, that is your answer. The probability of that is like 0.000000000000000000001% though. I once got 3 special week mood down events right before her final career race though.

>>715448903
Who?

>>715449429
>mood down
>recreation to bring it up
>mood down event
>rest
>mood down
>migraine
>mood down
really putting the musume in umamusume

Mayano Top Cun seems to have gone into estrus. How will you guide her through this turbulent times?

>>715449027
What does "appropriate the series" mean, my brain damaged friend, and how am I doing it?

>>715438303
What is she planning to do?

>>715448195
retardGOD

>>715449834

>>715445617
Same, once you've seen her clutch what looked like a doomed race it's hard to not come back

this game has both onions liberals from NL and retarded chuds from asmongold trying to claim it as their own

>>715449768
It's self explanatory and you would've figured it out by now if you weren't larping. Anyway you don't matter since your type don't keep the lights on for this series

>>715450002
I'm an NL chud. I made a wiki about all his Biding of Isaac runs

>>715450002
Yeah that's why the japanese server is superior in every way. Jewbags ruin everything

>>715448919
Ranking isn't the best indicator of "meta", it's more of a rough estimate.

>>715450086
I kneel to your autism

>>715450063
>It's self explanatory and you would've figured it out by now if you weren't larping.
I accept your concession.

>>715443665
>>715443960
Why did they make her so fat

>>715450245
>pretends to not know english
I accept your concession. Go pirate some more and pretend like you matter

>golshi is actually really cute without the autism cap

This will be you

How good is this?

>>715450484
already happened to me

>>715450002
both are gonna drop this the moment they realize they actually need half a brain and not just a credit card to get past B+

Does stamina over 600+ not matter that much for long race team trials? I lose a lot on long races with my ace at 800 stamina, multiple stamina skills and 700 speed/power. I checked people's horses for long races and they have 550 or 600 stamina, 450 or lower power, with one gold recovery(sometimes with random normals) and 1000+ speed. Seems better to not pump stamina that high and focus on speed instead after getting a gold recovery skill.

>>715450694
Getting A rank is easy if you whale.
t. whale

>>715450364
Irl owner asked for it

>>715450537
Depends on the parents but pretty good either way
Level your cards

>>715437336
>2. playing on the global server
Yes I don't speak moonrunes
>3. using your free pick ticket on oguri cap
She's a nice character and her anime is kino
>5. making glue jokes
While they were okay initially they got overused pretty fast
>9. insist the anime/manga, which is supplementary content, is better than the game
Absolutely correct, EVERYTHING is better than gachas and I played like 7
>9001. playing and enjoying the superior jp server
More like peak contrarian EOP you stupid nigger
>9002. using your free pick ticket on special week
Damn I sure do love those generic lucky go happy characters

>>715450794
Ok, thanks

>>715440443
55% for a 78+ speed boosto

Who was your most difficult uma to complete a career with?

you know, maybe i don't need to roll at all. these 7 silver cards, I'm getting to know them well. Gold is an ugly color anyway

>>715440443
I went for a 25% on the semifinals because it was like a friendship training x3.
I succeded btw.

>>715439384
>avdol... iggy... kakyoin... avdol that other time... its finally over...

>>715450841
>jewish post with jewish picture
cringe

>>715449027
but the anime came out first lmao

>>715449726

>>715437336
I only got number 2 but I'm fine with this. I think it's pretty fun to start the game at the beginning instead of with all the powercreep and humongous amounts of shit I have no idea what it does.

>>715451031
actually the teaser for the game and goldship vtumor series came before the anime lmao

>stunning Raisu victory in the Kikka Sho
>"additional data needs to be downloaded, returning to title screen"
>have to redo the race
>fuck
>it plays out identically, down to every little move and skill activation timings
Looks like whatever seed the RNG uses doesn't get reset in this case, interesting

>>715439438
Extremely cute. I hope you draw Director Akikawa at some point.

>>715451210
It's so people dont reset bad runs I think

>>715451049
>anal

>>715450427
You have no idea what it means, do you? kek. That's why you can't explain it, you just saw the word used by someone else and did the same. You also seem very desperate to get the last word, even repeating my own post. Go ahead anon, you can have it, though I hope you learned something today.

>>715450979
Only MEGAjews and absolute retards like the gacha model, Moshe

TU TURU TU TI TA TA

>>715445582
That's nice but overbust measurements alone are pretty useless. Marvelous Sunday has obviously much larger breasts than, say, Winning Ticket.

>clicking refresh follow button 1000x times because I need to find that specific horse with 3 star speed spark
the filters are so lacking

>>715449726
I'll just watch Top Gun with her and finger her C for the whole duration.

>>715451049
Ok top gun just chill for a moment

>>715451543
I desperately need a Favorite button because I keep forgetting which uma I wanted to be the default parents for my current one.

Mark my words, in less than a month there will be drama about mayano top gun being “pedo bait”

>>715451853
Anon... there is a favorite button, it's shaped like a carrot

>>715451853
You can bookmark favorite umas by clicking the carrot icon near their portrait.

>>715451914
nice

>>715451914
When do we get Marvelous Sunday? I need shortstacks.

>>715451914
Gachas have gotten away with a lot worse. Hopefully most of the tourists will be gone by then.

>>715451330
sorry but this isn't a lgbt baboon worship game
nice try, rabbi

>>715451936
>>715451948
Okay, in my defense, that carrot is super hard to see on a phone, especially when the uma's background is the schoolgate with the trees.

>>715452079
>the most predatory business model
>literally lootboxes on steroids
Jews wouldn't like it

>plenty of C-C+ even B runs with Top Cun last night
>start up again this morning with the same deck and stragegy and she falls asleep halfway through her career
What is she worn out?

>>715452149
yeah it took me a while to find it too
also its not that helpful, can't add any notes or anything

>>715451914
i don't care if western twitchtv retards leave tbqh

>>715451914
>all the normalfags will finally fuck off
hopefully you're right

>>715450714
the skills are pretty important, yeah

>>715452149
You're not alone, I only noticed it today.

>>715452197
>actually depicts pretty women to the point that whitoids think they're anime
>all the revenue doesn't go to their hook nosed overlords
yeah they don't like gacha

>>715451914
I'm surprised normalfags haven't said anything about her when she literally tries to fuck you every time she speaks, I guess it's because they're busy "playing" with streamers lol

Got third A rank. Gunna need a lot more to stay above the promotion line.

>>715452197
Why are black souls fans utterly retarded

>>715448595
>I put 100 pulls into biwa and didn’t get a single ssr
proofs?

>>715452449
The revenue goes to braindead japanese boomers who in turn import poojeets to japan.

Are you going to reroll your account for Kitasan?

>>715452291
I don’t understand how someone who isn’t okay either cunny can play GBF when it has harvin, Yaia, and several other loli characters dressed like sluts who need impregnating

>>715452667
yeah, I only have like a week of progress anyway, might as well go for it

>>715452449
And it doesn't go to braindead western jewboomers who in turn import poojeets to the west.

>>715451914
All it would take is a Reddit post on r/Northernlion
For the past couple weeks they’ve been complaining about how every girl is in school and how this game is borderline pedophilia

>>715452667
No way fag. McQueen is my wife and Suzuka and Oguri are our autistic daughters

>>715452667
Nah I have 20,000 carats. If I don't get at least one I'll just drop the game.

>>715452291
>the one guy who's just like "Pedophiles rejoice yet again"

>>715452667
No, i never reroll and just use whatever the game gives to me.

>>715452469
spark status?

>>715453034
Based

>>715452667
No I have a friend who’s max LBing it so I’ll just get it from a selector later on when there are uncap materials available

>>715452667
No. I rolled 3 Fine Motions on my 5th reroll when I started 3 weeks ago and I'm not giving that up.
I'm fine with the guaranteed KitaB I'm getting with my 31k and counting.

>>715451914
She gets a 3* wedding dress alt in the future right?

>>715446262
8000 isn't even enough for a guaranteed kitasan black.

Imagine deleting your trainees just to pursue a meta you wont even reach. Those umas trusted you.

>>715453053
This one? Terrible. Best I have is an 8* and it's a bakushin.

>>715452931
https://old.reddit.com/r/northernlion/comments/1lvoqjr/i_never_thought_a_game_about_anthropomorphic/
>it’s true

>>715452291
how do you play something made by cygames if you dislike lolis, they're the ones that made THE loli franchise, let alone that gbf has a bunch of lolisluts too

>>715453138
Yup, so does Nishino Flower.

test

>>715452667
No way. I got my daughterwife Rice from the ticket.

>>715452972
based mahiroposter

>>715453138
in the very near future, mid august at most
you'll roll for her, won't you anon?

>>715451914
No they won't Mayano is barely a loli. In fact I wouldn't consider her one.
Only uma that I could see people getting bent out of shape over is Marvelous Sunday

>>715453285
fuck i didn't study!!

>>715452460
It's because she's just a little girl. If a kid irl tells you she loves you/wants to marry you, you shouldn't take it seriously.

Only kitasan black can save you from testicular torsion. Look it up, it's real.

>>715453458
a ton of her training events are about how sexual she is despite how young she is.
off the top of my head:
>complaining that the dance instructor says she’s too young for sexy choreography
>giving you the option to say you’re in an illicit relationship with a young girl (her)

>>715437476
>Spe-chan LO-AAAIIIIIEEEEE NOOOOOO MY TRAINING SCHEDULE

Matikanefukukitaru "Machikanefukukitaru" Match-I-Kane-Fuck-U-Guitar is a cutie, right?

>>715453648
>undefeated
>record setter
>incredible sire
she's so fucking perfect...

>>715453779
Her and Nice Nature are the only trainees I own that I haven't played a career with yet. But I practiced saying her name for when I eventually get sround to it.

>>715453809
>undefeated
yeah that's real impressive when the horse only raced 4 times before stopping

>Imagine if she seethes everytime she sees a woman near you

Based on the current schedule does anyone know when the following umas are coming to EN:
>tamamo cross
>fuji
>cheval

the real reason i don't like streamers playing uma is that they get fed 9 sparks by their fanbase and give people unrealistic views of winning every career run while barely trying

>>715453779
Yes, and her support card is better than Fine Motion

Is there a list on which Uma is better to increase their potential?

any clubs or are they all full?

>>715453929
>has a micro clit

>>715453913
she just didn't want to run anymore, it was pointless

>>715454042
they still can only borrow 3 times a day no?

>>715454092
I spend all my resourses on my waifu.

>>715454132

/herse/ bros, start requesting shoes
i need club points so i can uncap my welfare mcqueen support

My support cards suck dick but I need to wait till next week to roll. Feels bad man.

>>715453779
Happy kamu kamu

>>715454005
you guys have to download picrel already

>Be in your 30s
>Your highschool aged horse wants to play "goo-goo babies" with you

>>715454285
Well, I specialize in Wit so I should join /v/ma, right?

>>715454370
saving for narita brian and summer maruzen

>>715454378
I'm down for all the nursing handjobs.

i like that the main character is canonically autistic about 'dreams' and starts hyperventilating when tazuna mentions them and asks her to start racing even though she's human
it's fun

>>715454370
Are they going to overlap banners or will it really be 7 days per banner all the way through?

>>715454378
Remember guys.

She choose YOU, not the other way around.

>>715454370

>>715445582
Holy shit how fucking flat is Suzuka?

>>715437336
I used my pick ticket for Rice Shower, what does that make me?

>>715454378
It'd be pretty embarrassing if she pretended to nurse me with her oversized breasts whilst patting me on the head haha

>>715454436
it's full, the only two I've seen posted here are /herse/ and this one

>>715454042
9 sparks aren't hard to find, the discord is linked in the game. What did you think it was for?

>Enters a random open stakes just to mog my wife Nice Nature
What the fuck is her problem?

>April next year
Damn......

https://files.catbox.moe/t6p2hr.jpg
umamusume is dope

>trainer-san, why is lunch late

>read the google dockey
>start whooping ass left and right in PvP
If only I had better support cards, I can't wait for KB's banner

>>715455061
yes i'm sure it's because you read the google dockey and not because you've uptiered like four horses, indicating a deeper level of obsession with the game that makes you more likely to have successful runs and sparks compared to the average player

>>715455061
Link to google doc?

>>715455085
Why the fuck are they sneaking in cows in a horse game?

>>715455259
go to the last 000000 post in the archives

>>715454370
>March 2026
I can't wait any longer.

holy fuck bros I finally won an URA
I definitely should have planned my deck better since I got like nothing but blue skills but still, fucking finally

I keep using clocks but i still lost... Why can't it be easy like Bakushin...?

>>715454884

>>715454983
It'll be here in 10 minutes Oguri. Just be patient.

>>715455259
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit
>>715455212
I'm not obsessed, just addicted...

>>715455259
>>715455061
Why are you tryharding when thr meta is rapidly changing with the accelerated release schedule.
You are gonna burn out sooner or later bruh. Just play the game, enjoy the idol horsepussy

>decide to grind power spark on Vodka
>the plan is to train only Power until 600 and lose the first serious race
>literally kept winning all the races until the finals when I finally had to use a clock
>my first good end on Vodka
>still got a 1 star guts spark
Power meta is real.

>the first thing tachyon does is force you into a vr uma body
i don't trust her. she's gonna try and trans my gender.

>>715455428
>takes off to meet the delivery driver mid-way

>>715454370
waiting for orfeve and twin turbo

>>715454884
>>715455425
headpats and breastpats

my first b rank
turns out if you spread out the stats you win

test

>>715455443
I'm not tryharding, I just love seeing numbers go up and reading the career stories. Right now, I'm trying to get stamina and turf sparks so I can win the Arima Kinen with Urara.
That being said, I think everyone should at least read page 57 to learn how to train effectively.

>>715447426
Depends, its a lot more serious in certain areas I guess but if you love cute umas doing cute things and a more lighthearted feel (for the most part) then the 3 seasons are more your taste

>450 apolocarats

>>715452931
>All it would take is a Reddit post on r/Northernlion
For the past couple weeks they’ve been complaining about how every girl is in school and how this game is borderline pedophilia
What does it matter if some tubelord nobody nothing with no authority or his audience doesn't like something superior to himself? He and they are superseded by the JP market at CYgames. Basically, get on board or get over it is only option the gaijin normalfags have

>Finally get a winning raffle ticket during an absolutely mid run
>Somehow manage to take it all the way to victory
>It's Vodka
I'll take it.

>>715456142
I'm surprised they're giving out apolocarrots in the first place.

>>715456169
nah i'd rather make them eat crow and have them leave the game from shame because of their dumbass alignment

So is the movie just Tachyon wank?
Is that why she had a ton of art after it released? I rarely see anyone discuss it compared to CG and the 3 seasons

wtf the little club view is so cute

is the OVA series any good?

>>715456625
>I rarely see anyone discuss it
It's very edgy and depressing

WOOO

>>715455438
>one is 149 pages
>the other is 229 pages
nigga

>Rainbow training only appears when my horse has bottomed out on energy

You guys never talk about Pokke...

I remember playing this game in the honeymoon period of JP too. It was huge there back then. Enjoy it for now, since it'll come crashing down after.

how the fuck can I get 50+ speed during training

what a fuckin loser lol
go back to your bunker and off yourself

>>715456625
westerners don't give a shit about jap horses and have shit taste. They're worthless pirates that memed solo leveling as a popular anime even though it had poor sales and lost to rezeroslop

>>715456732
>
Wait what? Huh. Might watch it then

>>715443960
Because it's hot
Is she even any good?

I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME THE RNG MAKES ME MAD AS FUCK

am i going to make it?
how much should you save up?

>>715457072
Use the power of friendship

>>715455408
Golshi needs something to motivate her to win her races. I was only able to complete her career when I won the onsen trip.

>>715457248
just 6k more and you can start praying to rngjesus for one copy of le game destroying kitasan

I have 2k carats
my wallet is gonna fucking cry when KB comes out

>>715456625
And it is glorious. Manhattan Cafe was unfortunately just a side character.

>>715442915
Show stits

kek

>tachyon career, manage to make it to URA with a good amount of WIT
>gets late start in the qualifier, still wins
>gets late start in the semi-finals, still wins
>doesn't get late start and breezes the finals
don't scare me like that old man

Can I link my phone account to steam, or are they keeping them exclusive?

>>715457752
Wit doesn't effect your start time. Only the focus skill can reduce that.

>>715457860
You can set up data link after completing the tutorial, just need your trainer ID and a password

so what's the cool kid club

Need Hishi Amazon wife

should I use my ticket on taiki or teio?
taiki is big american TEETEES but teio is a cute little goblin and I like her voice

>>715437585
You're gonna give me that female sim

>>715458048
So if I were to start on Steam and preferred my rolls on that better, I could then just Trainer ID from Steam to my phone? No issues going from one client to the other?

>>715456625
it's less than two hours of content compared to the other seasons and the concept of the movie is very simple. It's mostly praised by its excellent animation and it's really good as a whole, but it doesn't have much discussion power because it has concise message and ending, everything got resolved satisfactorily. It's still top kino though

>>715436586 (OP)
Bros, is this EVER worth it?

>>715458302
what an unsanitary horse. she should put on some underwear.

>>715458452
the gains are huge but if you fail it will brick your run
not worth

>>715458452
i got the charm chakra early on and swept the game

>>715458302

>>715458452
you like gamba dont you?

1.+20 to all stats + Mood up, or -15 to all stats + Mood down + Insomnia.
50% Success Rate

2. Straightaway Recovery and Corner Recovery learned, or -20 Energy and Mood down. 60% Success Rate.

3. +12 max Energy and +40 Energy, or -20 Energy + Mood down + Bad Practice.
80% Success Rate.

4. +20 Energy + Mood up + Charming, or -10 Energy + Mood down or -20 Energy + Mood down + Bad Practice.
90% Success Rate.

5. +10 energy.
100% Success Rate.

>>715458302
She's pretty cool (and sexy) I might need to save up some carats for her banner.

>get 2 scout tickets
>each one can be used on 2 different kind of scout
what's the difference between regular scout and banner scout? banner has higher banner character rate or is there anything else?

>>715457040
plebs haven't watched the movie so they don't know the best tomboy yet her speed scene was the best out of them all

>>715456675
it's better than movie imo

>>715458624
>>715458452
whoops

>>715458667
just stfu and roll the ticket banners

>>715458667
one is for horses and the other is for cards
train more wit bro

>>715458738
what's it about? I'm going through the anime series right now and trying to figure out if I want to watch the OVA or cindgray next

>>715458624
>50%
That doesn't sound bad at all.

>>715457860
You can link both. It will tell you some shit like carats don’t carry over but ignore that it’s not true. It’s mega comfy and you can easily go between the two and all the data will synced

>>715458825
BNW ova is pretty mid, RTT ova is simple but good, I wouldn't say it's better than the movie or Cindgrey/s2, but you have to watch it before watching the movie.

Bros...am I going to make it?

>>715458970
You can use THAT.

>>715458970
Just 3.7k more anon!

>>715458968
wait there's two ovas? fuck this is complicated

see this face?
better get used to it

How the fuck am I supposed to know whether a course has uphills or downhills?

>>715459282
Just be Japanese

>>715459282
they all have at least one hill

>>715459282
You can check gametora, but pretty much every track has inclines and declines.

>>715457752
>>715458302
Is horsmilk good for you?

>>715459282
Don't take those skills

Is it better to start going through the limited missions halfway through the week so I can knock out more missions in one run

>gave Mayano 900 stamina and 800 speed
>lost because she only had 400 wit and didn't activate half her skills
wit is the most important stat in this game, holy shit

I won the hot springs ticket
Do I need to do anything for it to actually happen?

>>715459467
You need to clear the URA Finale.

Why am I supposed to like Kitasan?

Anyone i should be pulling for once the scouting feature is back up? I have meruzensky, taiki, and rice shower as my 3 stars rn. Do I just pull for who looks cool to me?

I HATE SPECIAL WEEK

>>715459282
visit the courses irl

>>715459395
That sounds smart, don't do it if you're a true goldshi head

I predict big western seething when Fuji comes out, and MASSIVE seething when Marvelous Sunday releases.

>>715459729
Why? Tits and loli?

>>715459529

>>715459529
You shouldn’t. Irl he swept a weak ass era and still didn’t break the g1 record, only tying it.

【Uma Anime】

Every season/entry has their own focus on different main characters, while the first 3 seasons start one after the other, focus goes from characters like Special Week & Silence Suzuka (S1) to Tokai Teio & Mejiro McQueen (S2) to Kitasan Black & Satono Diamond (S3).

【Recommended Order】

Cinderella Gray and S1 are both valid entry points, you can start with CinGray then go back OR
S1 > BNW ova > S2 > RTTT > Movie > CinGray > S3

>Season 1 + BNW + Season 2 (first season doesn't start as exciting as other ones, but it does pay off, especially in the second season which is top-tier) [protip: Watch the "OVA: BNW" episodes after S1 but before S2. Ignore S3 entirely for now, it avoids burn out]
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950

>Road to the Top (4 eps OVA, short but sweet, one of its main characters plays a role in the movie, so it's better to watch this first)
https://nyaa.si/view/1669204

>The Movie (kino)
https://nyaa.si/view/1942049

>Cinderella Gray (the Oguri Cap anime, kinda like a "prequel" that happens even before S1. Currently has the first 13 eps, will get more 13 eps in three months)
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=uma+musume+gray+erai+1080p+web-dl

>Season 3 (the black horse of the series, only watch after you finish everything else)
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950

【Is this really worth watching?】

Yes it's cinema beyond belief, when you finish all the shows you get a Cygames ticket to get your dick sucked by Mejiro Dober.

>>715459789
Fuji cus outfit, Sunday cus oppai loli

>>715459459
Anything over 700 is overkill for actually winning the URA but you still need it because it's a requirement for higher star sparks.
I won a URA doing Guts/Wit max with only 650 speed/stamina.

>>715459529
what anon said >>715459815
you should like REAL goats like TM Opera O and El Condor Pasa

>not really attached to any of the girls. They're all okay but eh
>banging my head trying just to get Mayo to the finale the finale, nevermind beat it
>burn all my clocks getting there because building fans was a total crapshoot
>barely win the finale with no retries

>actually read the last bit of dialogue
s-stupid brat

>>715459529
is this season 3?

>>715459854
When does season 2 get good?

>>715459928
Yea, it's focused on Kitasan but at least Gold Ship finally gets some action.

>>715453809
Agnes had HOW MANY CHILDREN?!

>>715459790
God I love fat fucking titties fighting against gravity.

>>715455341
nice, i haven't even cleared an agnes career yet. she jobbed so hard in my playthrough.

>>715459854
thanks
I didn't know about the BNW series and I'm already like 3 eps into season 2, I'll probably watch it after

>/v/ma filled with randos
/herse/bros, we gotta push hard. I'm coming in after another hour when I can

>>715459893
Good. I hope it filters them.

>>715460047
Director please, I think the horse racing will be enough to bring people over to the URA finals

What do umas find sexually attractive in a mate?

>>715459959
Ep1 is pretty chill but it serves to show what the "normal" is, ep2 introduces the first hook and things start escalating more in the following eps.

>>715460415
shitty haircuts and lollipop addiction

>>715460415
Endurance

>>715457324
You get one guaranteed Kita at 30k thoughever

>>715460047
The director seems a little under-dressed.

>>715460047
the director can't fool me by showing off her stomach. show me your ears! i know you're secretly an uma!!

>>715457289
how'd you get so far in a king halo career with so little stamina?

>>715459729
good

man Bakushin is so easy to win with I just half-assed a whole career and won the URA for the first time just like that it was a complete stomp

That dork Twin Turbo is kind of growing on me.

do nishino flower and top gun have onsen scenes?

not a big fan of symboli rudolf to be quite honest

>>715459729
Good, maybe the streamers will stop playing

going to racemaxx with Urara because she likes racing

>>715460989
teio, destroy this man

>>715460989
Imagine losing to the Emperor

>only 3k viewers on twitch
did the game already fall off?

>>715461201
Good.

>>715461201
The game itself can't do all the heavy lifting. People who actually have viewer bases also need to be streaming it.

>>715461201
Sponsor bucks ran dry

I came in fifth in my first URA Finale Qualifier...

>>715461201
it only gets high numbers when NL or some uncle called peter is streaming it

>>715461384
it's okay, our children will be faster

>>715460109
BNW was simply 3 bonus episodes released as S1 DVD extras. They don't really add anything to S2, but they're still pretty good.

Narita Taishin is kawaii in them.

>>715461468
So, am I supposed to make her a veteran now?

>>715461512
It also features Uma’s take on Gold Ship’s infamous 12 billion yen incident, so there’s that.

>>715461543
She becomes one automatically...

>>715462131
Oh, okay. I went to that screen once before and thought you had to designate your veterans manually or something. Thanks.

>>715436586 (OP)

It's so fucking over bros

I love this lil horse

>>715462385
>(()) speed
nah, you'd win

>>715459854
Ignore this faggot's recommended order, watch everything in release order or your mom's a donkey.

>>715462385
Bro, don't you believe in your uma? She's got this
The predictions screen is total bullshit half the time anyways

>>715462271
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA OMG LOL!!!!

>>715462640
>>715462480
BY A FUCKING HEAD HOLY SHIT. She got hit with rushed in the middle of the race too. Holy fuck.

>6000 carats for kitasan
>no biwa or bourbon despite all my pulls on them
is it over for my account?

>>715462640
>her ult upgrade goes from "I can win sometimes, right?" to "Just a little farther!" at 3 stars
It's cinema I'm afraid. Nice Nature sweep.

>>715462765
Nice.
Also, Happy Meek acute. Too bad she'll never be playble.

>>715462271
I hate this retard and his art.

>>715439816
>>715439816
>>715439816

>>715450842
>>715450842
>>715450842

>>715462863
We know, leftoid.

>>715462849
Does Meek never get a banner?

>>715462765
told ya, sometimes speed is all you need

>>715462778
yes

>i'm gonna reroll two copies of kitasan black and beat the whales!
>yfw the whales

>>715462790
>it’s cinema im afraid
go back

>>715462765
the predictions don't mean anything they're just negging you

>>715462926
what a nerd

>>715462898
Apparently not. I think she's unfortunately not based on a real horse.

>>715462884
kill yourself

>>715463252
why

>>715455408
Stamina and power instead of SPEED

>>715460850
It's an acceptable amount of stamina for medium races and the only long race in her career doesn't have a placement requirement

>>715458970
Have you done your trophies? These and the missions give you a ton of carats.