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should i use my ticket on mcqueen or rudolf?
is there any other method to get either of these horses other than rolling?
180 pulls
zero kita
zero dia
has the CUMA danchou made his daily coping post now that another half a dozen people left his club?
>>532719148you have to wait for the orb to be blue
>>532719119shards, but 3* cost like 120 of them, just wait until you get spooked by either and grab the other
>>532719119use it on the uma you like more (it should be mcqueen unless you're literally tokai teio)
>>532719005 (OP)>the only titty monster here is El Condor PasaDOGSHIT OP
Which one of you assholes used my 3000 carats?
>>532719163just watch them become the #1 club
Can we have at least ONE thread without trainer rape?
>>532719184now post fanart of her with huge tits and off-model body that makes her look even more like a goddess of sex, lovemaking, and eroticism
>>532719261HE WOULD NEVER SAY THIS
I was reading reddit and discord and they were unironically advising people to roll Tazuna instead of Super Creek, since SC is now only usable for Long. How true is this?
>>532719261>umas>not behaving like animalistic rapistsimpossible
why do the mejiros and satonos feel the need to trick trainer-san into marriage? they're powerful enough they could probably just demand the government produces a valid marriage registration without trainer even knowing.
>>532719261okay...
does Tachyon making a female trainer ingest a heat serum, and then 'fixing her' count as rape?
tonight my dinner is black beans rice and tilapia so i can double spark next banner
Who's the Frank Hayes of uma musume?
>>532719337The things their Mongolian ancestors did to their victims...
Hopefully this'll be strong enough to kill legend bakushin(sadly couldn't get gourmand, will try again later)
>>532719315How many bitches do I get if I copy his fit and hair?
>>532719261Trainer rape is inevitable
Nice Lone Wolf bro it would be a shame if I ran it too
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>>532716217Well I decided to roll once just to have new umas to play with while I save for a month and BOY did that work out
Special thanks to the anon last thread for the advice too
failing the 5% made me think i could win the 95% too
>Have 3lb kita after pity
>Want to pull for more kita, but also need to do a single 10 pull on umas at some point just to have more horses to play with
Is 4lb really so much better than 3lb that i should be dumping everything to get it? I feel like 1 uma 10 pull will be good to at least get story carots and a fleshed out team but I feel like the base umas are fine for beating career anyway
>>532719308THE
FUCKING
DREAM
YOU FAGGOTS!
>horses are for riding
>entire uma community is begging for femdom
what
>>532719353Dia basically strong arms the guy into being her trainer
She has no need for tricks
>>532719413your power bwo?
how dumb is Mayono Top Gun?
There better not be any talk of MaruzenSHIT in this thread
>>532719478they are literally humans with horse levels of physical stats
umas are MADE to dominate normal humans
>>532719348Cash can be tracked via serial numbers even if you go beyond the borders of the issuing country and transact with some careless small business owners in third world countries who's just happy to receive money for their honest products or services. Money laundering is never as easy as they show it in the movies.
>>532719429>Pick it as a free boost>But also to block literally anyone else that tries to run it>Anon does it block me... Oh no?
>>532719415About three fiddy
I'm going to spend my 3k carrots on 300 more soul crushing careers to farm my own harem of 9* everything and ignore the gay 3 guest limit
>>532719156>Want top gun more than any horse>haven't gotten her>rolling for a SSR banner for a SR horse feels stupid
>>532719542Sheโs literally a child
So close to A rank. Bourbon is moody as fuck and I usually wasted 8 turn in every single run just to cure her.
>>532719413>he isn't powermaxxing ngmi
>>532719005 (OP)sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniff sniff
>build 600/600/600/600 speed/power/stamina/wit
>get 1* guts
>>532719335Probably under the assumption that since the upcoming CM is medium, you can get away with 3 normal stamina recovery skills and/or are stuck in Pace chaser hell + Gourmand for medium. You still need her since she's the only usable SSR stamina card, for now.
>>532719614she should've been a shota
is perfect condition a scam? I get more failures from it than poor condition
>>532719348>give her my apartment addressDo with that as you will
I'm gonna RAPE Torena-san this thread...
Should I keep rolling on this banner or is there something to save for now that I've got 3LB Kita?
>>532719005 (OP)YAKUZABROS OUR RESPONSE?
>>532719609show cards now, I don't get how you fuckers manage to get perfect luck.
>>532719554*sips*
Yep, that Grass Wonder kid will be good someday
*sips*
she should pay attention to her friends though
*sips*
ahhh... now that Seabiscuit, THAT was a race horse.
>>532719156I want to post a video of her singing danger zone but you cant fucking post sound mp4s here
>>532719459Stop calling that whore mambo.
Mambo is El's pet.
>>532719005 (OP)love Love LOVE puffy horse donut and muscular horse pussy!!!
>>532719452For the last time, no.
You will get her eventually, the chances of you getting the 4th are very low and if you dont get it, its very bad.
3LB still a pretty good card if not still the best one for a long time, best case scenario you get it off-banner from a lucky roll, worse case scenario you get her with the anniversary ticket or use the uncap material
>>532719697>our response>yakuzabrosnigger you're a filthy ghetto nigger at worst
a wanna be jap browntoid maybe
a pathetic white bread bitch boy at best
>>532719674Most of the super off model shit he was requesting is sloppa
>>532719404and (((they))) ban you for umaphobia for mentioning that
>>532719163No I wasn't planning on doing it, but you just convinced me
Should I be taking on g1 races when I have the chance?
>>532719665Iโm speechless. She is perfect as is!
>>532719335reddit faggots and discord trannies don't play the game. Super Creek is great for every distance, yes, even sprint, and has the best skill in the game. Tazuna is only good if you already have a strong deck, and you can always use Aoi instead if you want skill points and heals so much
>special week decides to pay attention to the injured suzuka more for a while
>this somehow pisses off grass wonder so bad
Uma moment
>>532719348>็พกๆ
ๅซไบบ็่ฑ,ๅฟไบ่ชๅทฑ็ๆ>Envying others' flowers, forgetting your own fruit.Don't be jealous of all these MLB Kita's with fully MLB'd SR's. Remind yourself why you started playing and fell in love with Uma Musume.
>3000 carats
>20 rolls
>zero SSR
its actually over...
>>532719554>>532719708Please stop slandering my cute 51 years old uma
>>532719542She relies more on her instincts bordering on magic. She can easily understand anything you teach her or anything she can see or watch, but she sucks at explaining concepts she knows. Thankfully she's open to learning even stuff she found boring before, such as homework.
>>532719837sure, gaining fans, skill points and extra stats can be very efficient.
Also look up the sparks they can give you. Some are really nice
>>532719794Thank you wise anon
>>532719893I am now saving my carats for Amazon
>>532719886is Grass Wonder a yandere for Spe-chan?
>>532719794I was the anon from last thread, that's a different guy, and I appreciate your advice last thread
>>532719957OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE
>Trainer-san! Let's get drunk!
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B for Boobs
>>532719706I got S speed and A+ power before senior summer so RNG was REALLY kind this run
onsen sex with Kita's grandpa
Anyone here who can explain why a colt won the 1986 Hanshin Juvenile Fillies?
>>532719893how unlucky, that's only 1 in a 22 million chance of rolling MLB Kita
should I cleat R cards? from what I gather, there's no reason to use them anyways
>>532719906I wasn't, Boomer Umas are cool
>>532719348i accidentally ate two large pizzas again...
>special week is supposedly the game's protagonist
>Mcqueen is the main character of the actual main story of uma musume
>special week doesn't even appear in it
>>532720057It wasn't a filly race until the 1991, so you get weird anachronisms like this.
Which Umas will become alcoholics when they retire from racing?
>>532720073Erm, your free carats for uncapping support cards?
>>532719478Because this is one of the most popular gachas in the west now, if not the most
Femdom as a fetish umbrella trends toward the upper class and burgers/yuros definitely have more wealth than the southeast asians and south americans you see posting NTR and rape shit eveywhere
>>532720002If Matikanefukukitaru actually had a secret third eye that'd be kind of cool.
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fuck
Will there be any must-rolls to the level of picrel in the near/far future?
>>532720165>He doesn't knowSpecial Chud has two chapters in the main story to herself.
Forget Bakushin Bakushin, how do i get Carrot Ranger's theme song on the jukebox
>>532719696If you haven't sparked yet, you absolutely should.
If you already sparked, no, not worth keeping going.
>>532719802i'm not sure if danbooru or gelbooru can reliably catch and remove sloppa at this point but there are a few artworks of almond eye on those sites that give almond eye larger tits
>>532720182there's already a few
Hot take but I think Satono Diamond is insanely hot and would have sex with her
>>532720165>Watch S1 expecting Special Week>The protag is actually Suzuka
>>532720262next one is 2 years away iirc
>>532720165CHUD Week will have her revenge.
has anyone managed to get dirt aptitude sparks? i haven't seen a single one yet
>>532719957Wow what a fucking rude bitch
>>532720185I've already gotten them all, I think. 160 cards is the last one, right?
>wake up
>3k carots
>roll twice for 9Rs +1SR
>get my pity kita
anons... its finally over
>>532720048>not even mlb kitasanI swear I'm about to blow my brains out trying to not get cucked every summer by these fucking shity fucking supports
>>532720381I want to fuck her fat folds
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>SR support that's outright better than some SSR supports
>never get her let alone MLB her
>>532720262Christmas Oguri
I will be hiding from Belno Dark and Satono Diamond to avoid being raped in this thread
who's that sexy blonde uma on the left and how long until she comes to global
Please just let me unlock her outfit letting her race in the generic peasant idol outfit seems wrong
>>532720381I have a 6* dirt spark but the blue spark fucking sucks, farming for Dirt Maru is gonna be a long journey
>doing a matikanefukitaru run
>job on every track that isn't sunny
>jobs on every day that ends with y
am i missing something? how do I even build her
>10 career runs a day for the past 5 days
>no 3* spark
only cyjews can make me feel like shit for spending time playing a game with nothing to show for it
Anyways. I finally got my MLB kita. It only took 570 rolls. Dont ask how much I paid.
Should I round up to exchange for the other SSR? Seems like a waste to turn into clovers...
>>532720381i have an urara with 3* dirt spark
No wonder Suzuka is so fast she's flat
>>532719178>>532719198was gonna get mcqueen because her story goes away in 1 week?
>>532720048why Oguri and not Vodka
>>532719653Aren't there better stamina SR cards like Manhattan? Creek feels like she's there just for the skill.
>>532719335I think MLB Tazuna is extremely useful for keeping runs consistent and not failing due to bad luck. She both reduces the amount of energy you spend and also recovers your energy in many events. Having to rest less times = less chance of having a bad sleep event and lowering mood.
I think mood and rest were patched several times later on the JP server, leading to less risks of bad events and lowering Tazuna's usefulness, but I remember she being considered meta for a little while at the start.
If you have 3LB or more Kitasan, I think her MLB becomes worth experimenting with on the friend slot.
>>532720431I don't get it
>>532720381I've gotten dirt sparks, but the other sparks were pretty terrible
are my other wit cards good or do i stick with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEocFBu8rns
Tama-chan....
>>532720475>>532720489how do you go about farming for it again? just running a lot of dirt races?
Has anyone else here ever made a Medium/Long Bakushin win the G1s or are you all bitch ass niggers?
>>532720472Her legend race is coming tomorrow, just hang in there
>>532720578matikane and daiwa
>>532720468Durandal and check it yourself
https://honse.moe/timeline
>>532720483WTF DONT KILL ME RICE SHOWER PLEASE!
>>532720456I've burned so many SR cards from these gibs, but I still don't have a single Sweep
Goddamn infuriating
>>532720595Umamusune X Balatro when?
I never got my invitation to AlmondLove
>>532720483holy whaleman. And yes whale, may as well get Dia.
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Belno is NOT a delinquent.
Belno is NOT a rapist.
Belno is a wholesome girl.
>>532720583https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0
>>532720578You should be using the event card or daiwa
>>532720584Someone with Dirt A or higher aptitude has a chance to give pink dirt sparks at the end of the run, at the start you'll probably only have Urara to farm with
>>532720513I didn't have a MLB Vodka to borrow at the time, and I don't need BoFA for a sprinter anyway
>>532720647Top 5 most cum onnable tits in the franchise
>>532720681I love the CinGray cast so much
>>532720671But I want a delinquent rapist
>>532720595do you think Air Groove has feelings for Rudolf?
>>532720671that's what an evil rapist would want us to think...
>>532720671>Belno is a wholesome girlUntil I get with her
>>532720468That's a dog, not a horse.
I think I'm having enough fun with the game to swipe.
I do have a very autistic rule about gachas though, I can only swipe once per game, ever.
On that note, should I get the 3* ticket pack, which would also give me enough to roll for the guaranteed 3* horse banner? feels like then I'd have enough horses to make basic pvp teams and autistically save for support cards.
I know the daily pack has the most "value" but this is in regards to my only swipe once rule
>>532720602is it her first ? neat wonder if will have enuf
>>532720381Bro I don't even have a second dirt Uma
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left or right for long? maybe im being fooled by pretty gold skills but left might still be better... I was like 2 races off from beeline burst too...
>>532720772CUTE DOGGO! I wonder if she would be a good bodyguard...
>>532720209I would genuinely do babyplay if Creek asked me to
>>532720498i don't think stories go away, unless you mean the current event which in that case, i don't think the ticket affects in anything, the only thing mcqueen gets and i as a mcqueenlet thinks is that she gets more event points, but you could also just borrow a kitasan black MLB
>>532720564What is her personality?
>>532720837bofadeez nuts on your mouth lmaooo
anyone else selling items on the steam marketplace to buy rolls?
>>532720791you are better off waiting for a special pack like anni or something like that
>>532720837Right and it's not close. Iron Will is so ass compared to bofa
>>532720595>golshi queen> not joker or ace
>>532720715Whatโs the full top 5?
Is using event cards worth bricking your support card deck just got farm event points?
Or I guess specifically, can I just use MLB kitasan/MLB creek and 4 shitty event cards?
>>532720791>vtumor image>reddit spacing from hellSEANIGGER SPOTTED GET HIM!!
>>532720837Swinging Maestro and BoFA >>>>> Iron Will, get the right one
>>532720825Yup. I haven't done the math but I wouldn't be surprised if you could get enough to unlock her outfit if you beat her and complete the daily missions every day.
https://umamusume.com/news/211/
>>532720598long sparks are for haru. everyone wants to see her smile, bakushin can die in a dumpster
>200 rerolls
>best i got is 3LB Dia
come on...
>>532719554They didn't need to make her ear sound so cute in this scene
Should I be burning SR and R cards every month to buy the SR ticket from the shop?
>Getting rainbow speed training before Debut
Ah, so this is the power of the (just LB3) Kitasan, huh?
I always just auto my team trials teams because I don't know what would go where
Should I actually pick and choose who goes where?
>>532720842goldship would record it and play on academy network
>>532720904Yeah, I've seen multiple anons sell their inventories too. Also sold a bunch of cards myself and bought one of the 20 dollar packs.
Cinderella grey make good US Uma
>>532720956Suzuka
McQueen
Top Gun
Grass Wonder
Teio
>>532720910What kind of packs does anni have? Usually gacha anni packs are like, BIG TIME whale packs. At least in other gachas.
>>532720960Obese burger, I just like well-spaced posts.
>>532720958>Is using event cards worth bricking your support card deck just got farm event points?i finished the event only using borrowed mlb kita
>>532721051>shark teeth>extremely brutish design from top to bottomholy fucking hell that is incredible desgn
>>532720619Well, shit. That's a long time to save up I guess
>have to race a roided out Seiun Sky at the Satsuki Sho
this was one of the most wanted horses ever since S1 released btw
https://x.com/Dreamboum/status/1948917730830074263
>>532720958the only card in my deck with an event bonus was kitasan black and i've already cleared the entire ladder
>>532720958depends how far you are
im just 50k points away from finishing all rewards and I pretty much ignore the points bonus now
>>532720791wait for anni, it's like the beginner packs but the ticket is a selector instead and has a bigger pool
im tired of hearing harikite iko, when is the next kitasan
>>532719950Same but I was weak and rolled the 3k without thinking...
Just kinda wanted to see if I could spark something, at least I got 3* vodka out of it
>>532721045I'm selling some dota 2 items for heroes I dont really play much anymore...
>>532720498the story thingies are just 4 eps to get you to roll for the banner. if you have either mcqueen - you already perma have them
Finally figured out why I don't get to A-rank consistently. I borrow either MLB Kitasan Black or MLB Super Creek.
The rest of my SR Speed cards are not at MLB (best I got is sweep tosho at 2LB).
My Stam cards are shit (no vodka, no SRs at MLB),
Power card is literally the two worst ones (ryan and digital at MLB),
INT is fine motion at 0LB, no MLB, best I got is 0LB Daiwa and 1LB Sunday.
No matter what combination I use, whether is "proper" or SPD+WIT onry,, I'm at B+ unless I get lucky with RNG and Insipirations
>>532721152>cuts before we can see what happens nextNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE KINO
>>532721057>flat>flat>budding>small>buddingUhhh...based?
>>532721031What, you don't start your careers with an idea of where they would slot onto the veteran team after you were done?
>>532720960hating vtubers while playing Uma musume has got to be a very very strange mental pattern. They literally break into constant idol concerts after races...
> Free rolls for no reason
> Noice
> Got my last tosho & cafe for mlb
> Got another level on Fine Motion and Seiun Sky
Nice. I guess I'll have to pity Kitasan again but I should get that done without issues by August 1st at this pace
So much shit to level I ran out of SP and money
moar gibs n shieet please
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>>532721226Don't sell all of your arcanas, bwo...
>>532721198>get to see a super cute sweaty girl flash her cleavage while smiling at you (and giving you 50 speed)>THIS SUCKS
>>532720897explode
>>532720946>>532720964thanks, was worried that the many other small skills would just barely be better overall but I guess stamina really is that good
speaking of, I guess borrowed mlb creek and vodka's bofa is good enough for stamina training no? I feel like I waste too many turns on stamina training and rng just barely lets me win with crappy speed/power stats
this run I decided to use my shitty mlb0 kitasan for curvature and honestly it wasnt bad at all, the skill is pretty good
is the $20 pack worth it?
>>532721329Can we get to 10m downloads before Seiun Sky's banner ends?
>>532721329>Free Air Shakur soonhype
>>532721329didn't the jap server just receive another reward for a download milestone? those rewards are probably going to take years to all be given
>>532721391Worth is a social construct
>>532721280even weirder is that the sperg knew that was a vtuber. Sure, polka is holo but shes not that big
>>532721329Are we getting all of these in the first year?
>>532721428>they really named a horse after tupac
>>532721329WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET 3K ??? I didn't get that :(
>>532721391depends how dolphin you are, they're the best value of what we have so far but we get better packs later for anni stuff
>>532721269No?
I just make sure everyone has at least 600 of the first three stats and 3 to 400 of the other two, while pumping Spe whenever I can
Sometimes a stat caps, sometimes it doesn't.
>>532721391>the card oneno
>the uma oneonly if the current 3* uma roster has someone you like
>>532721473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opCiPY9OZgQ
>got the 3k carats
>said fuck it and did 5 10 pulls, 4 on card, 1 on character
>got MLB Kitasan + assortment of good LBs
>got Tokai
yea, I think I'm winning
>>532719348I can fix her mom, with my cock.
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>You cant use bakushin in the bakushin race
WHAT THE FUCK
I'M SCREWED WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT RACE
>>532721391It depends if you want to spend money on the game or not, and how committed you are and if it's just spare income. I'd say it's worth it from my stand point since I work and I don't mind spending a bit on it, also it's guaranteed 3* trainee and SSR supp which is not bad at all, I think I got Maruzen and SC dupe from mine...
Reminder the super creek banner in 3 weeks is the only thing worth rolling other than MLB kita rerun for 2 years so if you want a MLB tosho sweep and.many other good SR you should roll now before the pool gets more diluted
ive barely touched the game
can i get 50 pulls if i full send gameplay?
i'm 5 10 pulls away from a 5th kitasan black
Which uma should I cum to tonight
>>532721391only the uma one if you also use it on guaranteed uma banner imo. ssr too high chance of garbage
>>532720958Wit Nature is a good wit card though?
>>532721539you won't be happy when you get spooked by Kitasan later on
>>532721575Bro, your Kingu?
>>532721575Taiki or King Halo
>>532721575SAY HER NAME
KING
>>532721329I'll be saving these for my Eishin Flash and Halloween Creek funds.
>>532721481Check your boxes, everybody got 3k.
Or did you claim it without realizing it
>>532721610>>532721645>>532721654>>532721658AM I REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO PULL ON A RANDOM BANNER FOR A 1 STAR HORSE I NEVER GOT???
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>>532719005 (OP)Do support cards have reruns? or are they added to the common gacha pool? and if they have reruns how regularly?
210 and barely 2 kitasan black copies (included the exchange) so pretty much done with this banner, I am running out of freebies
>>532721329>SSR>SSR>SSRGIVE ME 3*S YOU FUCKS I NEED THEM MORE
>there are just a bunch of uma milfs that sit at home and do nothing
I HAVE SUCH A GREAT NEED
>>532721694Nice neighture
>>532721707You can make Air Groove a sprinter with sparks
>>532721589but i want summer maruzensky
>>532721575I've been basically breeding a maruzensky for literally every race
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my 30 speed
>>532721626yea but it's not like there's a pity, that's just part of the game bucko
I'm living large with an MLB Kitasan 4 days into the game
>>532721575Bro where's your sprint Mayano?
>>532721740everything gets added to the common pool, reruns are extremely rare, kitasan SSR gets a rerun in 4 months or so
>>532721740Everything new get added to the common pool once their banner expire, there are occasionally specific old cards rate up reruns.
>>532721589>if you want a MLB tosho sweep and.many other good SR you should roll now before the pool gets more diluteddude i have 0lb sweep after 200 rolls. there ain't no way these 3k carats are going to mlb sweep
>>532721787Damn, I'll get track and distance rank ups, but I've never gotten a style rank up, and I know I have a 3* front runner spark somewhere
>>532721379I only have 2.
One is a free one that I got that cant be sold for Juggernaut.
The other is one that I paid for for PA, and I will never sell it because Phantom Assassin is my Dota 2 waifu.
Also, I originally had a LC one, but my account info got stolen and they cleaned out most of my shit.
Valve returned a lot of items, but they never returned my LC arcana...
>>532721825Does this include costume versions of characters?
>>532721787Why does she dress like itโs the 70s
>>532721759its a weird decision they keep them eyeless and they never go to their daughters races
I got burnt out on this game and the freebies dried up. I hope the auto mode comes soon.
>>532719413Unless they mega buffed the Legend Races since last time, your horse should be more than good enough
I was smacking around Special Week and Rudolf with Umas that couldn't even beat URA
>>532721890yes, all costumes go into the general pool
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>>532721390after a quick test, yeah im thinking it's good lol, this might tank my scoring a bit though...
>>532721903because she's a boomer
>>532721903Because we're all old men here
I gotta say rolling for supports kills A LOT of the hype of this game.
Rolling for umas is 10x more exciting
>>532721793you choose to get the 4th kitasan even though you went past spark though. you are wasting a free SSR card, that's not "part of the game", is just you choosing to risk it all, for one of you, a thousand retards lost the remaining sparks.
difference is, the other thousand retards can still get spooked and be at the same place you are at currently.
wtf Dia is just Kotori from LL
>>532721912>he burned out before getting to 100m fans on his favorite horse.
>>532721903The 70s were her peak and she's trying to relive that era
>>532720209>Because this is one of the most popular gachas in the west now, if not the mostNow now now let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Genshin will FOREVER be the most popular gacha in the West. This game might have gotten some streamer attention but it is NOWHERE near the amount people were paying attention to Genshin. This game is only known amongst weebs. Meanwhile you can strike a conversation with your coworkers about Genshin. This game didn't even reach 100,000 players at its peak. Meanwhile Genshin easily had over 10,000,000 people playing at its peak. Never call this game "the most" popular gacha in the West, EVER AGAIN!!!
>>532721707spark haru into a turf sprinter good luck that's what i did
>>53272132918k remaining total. Looks like free players won't be getting another guaranteed spark any time soon.
>>532721152Good.
And I cant wait till uh... 4 years?
When she(he) is released on global...
>>532722110what the uma doin
>>532722110god she is so fucking cute
>>532722002someone here clearly does not have MLB Kitasan and I have a strong suspicion that it's you
>no apologems for servers dying
Cyjews
>>532722098Genshin only got popular because of tendies going "BOTW but anime gacha!"
Don't give yourselves too much credit.
Does every character (not including the muris) have unique running animations for each or do they choose from a set?
When will I get to roll for Fuji Kiseki?
I want to use my power as the dorm leader to sexually abuse the younger umas.
What support deck for debuff nice nature?
>>532721607"guaranteed" uma banner?
>>532721881Oh did they end up hacking your account and taking all of your shit? That blows, at least Steam support is nice about shit like that but it's annoying when it happens, Paradox for PA is sick tho, my fave was the QoP back when I got back into playing for a bit after not playing since beta, lol
>>532721329>We're only at 5 millyWe gotta crank out some Uma propaganda real quick.
Does it have to be legend rank horse to participate in bakushin race?
Urara in theory can participate(mine is A rank), but she has literally no G1 races in her career, making it impossible to make her legend
>>532722253nah they share them
mcqueen and rice run the exact same way
>>532721784>breeding maruzenskyA man of culture
>>532722320>QoP oneit hurts that Valve became sort of jewish with the BP arcanas
I will never have the Drow one or the QoP one, or fucking Skeleton King.
Why does mile needs so much stamina compared to sprint
>>532722354urara cant run on turf bro
>>532722408its longer???
also i dunno what you mean "so much", are you just following some guide that tells you so
>>532722408Try running and you'll find out why
>>532722401You just know one day they'll make them available again but make you pay some insane price for some reason...
as someone who doesn't have my own 3-star spark vet umas (or any 9-parks), what do you guys do when you're out of daily borrows? do you just go with as much sparks/stats vet umas you have? do you train for sparks, team trials, or for better parents?
>>532722408you don't need to train stamina a single time for miles if you have 1200 speed and 1200 wit
realistically optimistic, I'm a philosopher; not a mystic
>>532722159>mood down from snapping a piece of chalkWhat was her major malfunction
>>532721138There's a buff Special Week in her japan derby as well, I think.
>>5327221973LB to MLB isn't as big a difference as 0LB to 3LB, you literally wasted rolls that could have used on literally anything else, wasting those rolls on horse would literally boost your account more.
Anyone that stopped at 3LB is in a way better spot than you + they have a chance to get spooked in the future, on the other hand you are not only behind 40 rolls, you do not gain any benefit from getting spooked, only suffering.
Why aren't they giving out uma tickets? I only have 7 unique umas.
sex with rice after racist
>>532722315theres one for uma and ssr that requires paid carots only
>global and jp client still overlaps
retarded devs
>>532722513I try to get turf or distance with g1s mixes in and 600/600 gamble the fuck out of the system
>>532722408>>532722448i guess the longest mile rated race is 50% longer than the shortest sprint, wheras the differences between mile to medium isnt that severe
>>532722574Rice Shower would 100% let her onii/onee-sama sexually abuse her.
>>532722513During week 1 when finding any 3* sparks was rare at all people just kept mashing their 1* parents together until they got 2*s, then mashed 2*s together... etc.
Basically just keep on grinding. Even if you are unlucky and it takes more runs than average to hit a 3*, you will still eventually hit one. This is a game that will never betray your amount of effort.
I just pulled more horses to increase the gene pool
How in the fuck you guys are managing to get Max SPD/PWR. Please tell me you're whaling.
Are there any support banners that actually raise SR card chances?
>>532722429Man, i really have to roll horse gacha, don't i
I guess will spend tickets then, you can't do 10 rolls with them either way, right?
>>532722498fine ill ask why tf does she have so much mask art
>>532722654Just look for which uma has stat bonus growth to speed and power. Off the top of my head there's Air Groove and Ogureddit
>>532722692The only other non-3* sprinter is El Rey de Xbox but at least shes common at 1*
>>532722570cuz you only need one uma, but 5 ssr
>>532721345dirty girls... bet they get covered up in mud and wrestle
>>532722692Yes, what did you expect to happen?
That's why people wanted a dirt and a sprinter
why the hell is Shuttle allowed a fucking gun on track
>>532721575Bro your Sprint Groove?
>>532722865because she'll shoot anyone who tries to stop her
I don't get it. Why am I getting carats from races?
>>532722692bro...your 9 star turf legacies?
>>532722921we're more of a juvenile fillies thread actually
>>532722408you know what to do, bro
>>532722931Wrong thread, monkey.
>>532722931based hag lover
>>532722931its a shame the thread is split from the JP version, I like to see the crazy powercreeped world of the JP version too
>>532722654most of it is prob from power sparks.
>1 month
>100+ careers
>Zero 3* blues
All I have is MLB Kita, just give me some luck back
>>532722983Kill yourself, tourist
>>532720456>had Eishin Flash, King Halo and Tosho Sweep SR's all at 3LB for a while now>no luck with getting that last copy for either in the last 30 or so pulls>want to start saving carats to pull umas already
>>532722513>what do you guys do when you're out of daily borrowstrophy hunt
>>532722694It comes from this, they did like a pop up shop for CG a couple weeks ago.
https://x.com/umamusu_animeCG/status/1946133930853466537
>>532722683What level should I upgrade it to?
>>532722983>seaNIGGER calling someone a monkeyhmmmmmmmmmm at least TRY to be subtle, you subhuman filth that lost his manager roll.
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>>532722654Stat growth bonus, funneling cards into one stat, and sparks. (You) can do it too.
>>532722526assuming no recovery skills and zero stam parents?
>>532723057The only 4* I don't have as a MLB is nice nature...
Did I luck out in my kitasan quest?
If I don't intend to roll on the creek banner, should I keep going on Kitasan's even if I'm past spark?
>>532723002I love the 2010 version of ROTK
>I only know how to build pace chaser horses
am I fucked?
>>532722931You can get carats from races sometimes as a bonus but you gotta be super lucky, bwo. I got some a few days ago in Global.
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>>532722654oguri has +20% speed growth and doesn't have to worry about tenno sho spring 3200m.
>>532722867can't believe trainer was raped AGAIN
>>532723147Youโre a grown up and can make your own decisions
>the Super Creek banner actually has Tazuna on a rate up as well
Huh, no one said that. That's actually a really good banner to pull on.
>>532723147No, just no.
3 is enough even if you want max dis it's foolish
>>532722931Why is your japenis game in english?
>>532722998>>532722931>Spend a lot of time rerolling or whatever to get an account with great longevity>Unsure whether the arc of the game's development will vibe with you or not anyway
>>532721329Those Make Debut are for support or trainees?
>>532723218Tazuna is a brick though.
Career are extremely easy to complete and all of them end up on 1* guts anyway.
>>532723193But... that anon said the pool's gonna get bigger...
>>532723246bwo? your translator mod?
>>532722553As a fence sitting 3LB holder with 8k stocked up, I think the difference between 3LB and 4LB is actually quite large for multi-speed decks. The whole reason special priority is the best stat in the game is that it increases the amount of multi-rainbows you get, and multi-rainbows give you stupid amounts of stats in a single turn to the point that nothing else even compares. Anomalously good luck with 3LB kita just becomes pretty good luck with 4LB kita.
I think 3LB is only almost as good if you're running a build where Kita is your only speed card, so she can be useful either contributing to your main stat with training bonus or by giving you a speed rainbow on off turns. Also, who are you even pulling for Kita ends? Nobody's going to MLB a Super Creek off of a split banner with post-kita leftover carats.
>>532723246It's because of Hachimi, it's a plugin for the DMM version so you can translate everything to English and also better performance and stuff.
>>532723174Ah, I thought it was a one-time thing. Iโve never gotten one in Global. I just tried JP last week out of curiosity, so Iโve been wondering why Iโm getting carats.
>>532723246Hachimi
>>532723283Moody horses are annoying
Green totally not a horse lady makes mood and diseases go away when you run 4 times in December.
>get 3k free carats from cygames
>assume 10 pull is bad
>the last gold becomes a kitasan
thank you based generous devs
>>532720468But who is the one with blue fit supposed to be?
>>532722931You can get jims in races. I got a few in global as well.
>>532723283Using Tazuna means that you basically never need to rest without wasting a bunch of turns on wit.
>>532722998All our retarded JPbros are unknowingly getting played by im*genschizo, so sad
>>532722931hello nipponbwo, what does umapyoi mean
wait wtf, cykagames actually 3k gibs??!
>>532723434and chinchong to you young lady
>>532723424we know you're playing them indo troon, now go back to your thread and hope that you can have your funny ball team back
AHEM! Well lets see... the daily CUMA post starts now...
Uhh 8 ppl left CUMA today while I was at work, which is about -170m fans. Could of just waited for me to kick you but sure. I donno why you guys didn't just leave after the reset but you guys do you I suppose. FYI club was made on the 8th so it will get ranked on aug 1st as well as give out rewards for anyone who has been here for more than 14 days. I bet you guys got scammed by some anons spreading misinformation about this club not getting rewards haha.
Anyway, I'm not really upset over it since, according to the calculations, it will only take about 5 days to recover the lost fans. And its not like I have any immediate need to roll after the kitasan banner so ill be happy with just a regular A rank this month.
as for daily fans updating, I've made a simple script that does that shit for me, its work in process as its not 100% automated just yet since I still need to copy and paste it into google sheets and do a vlookup manually but in total this takes less than 1 min. I originally used tesseract for OCR but it keeps on mixing up 1s with 4s and fucking up people's names and generally shitting itself so I just had the code take just 10 screenshots and dumped it into chatgbt for processing haha.
And yes I will make this open-sourced on github eventually in case other daichous want to use it and kill off slackers.
>>532723458It means umadacchi, umabro.
so.. which $20 pack is worth it?
the uma one?
i'm semi convinced that mlb creek > mlb kita after doing runs with both
i know i'm probably just getting bad rainbows but i feel like i constantly end up above my stam targets and below my speed targets
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>>532723461Very cute horse
>>532723462Yes, don't waste them all in one place unless you are the anon 3k away from a spark.
Then if you are that anon go ape on it and good luck
>>532723527FUCKING KNEW THAT THIS FREAK IS HERE SHIT POSTING AND INSULTING PEOPLE!
>>532722931You don't belong here
>>532723527You literally just said yesterday this was your "last" post about it, now you're claiming you're making this a daily blog?
YOU JUST SAID THAT YESTERDAY, you got removed from the sticky for a reason
>>532723538Uma one has more value since the pool is smaller in general, personally. You also get a unique campaign story with it.
Bring me SAKURA BAKUSHIT OU
>>532723613Dude this is the first post I made in this thread what
>>532723527and this dude claims he was just shitposting kek
>>532723598I canโt believe it, all the anons at 180 pulls actually got pity, why cykagames.. u are suppose to make them spend..
>>532723538uma pack is the decent one, card sucks because you'll likely get some dogshit like gold city or air shakur. that said you can still get fucked on the uma pulls and get a dupe of one of the 3* you already have.
>get hotspring ticket
>lose the URA finals for some ungodly reason 3 times in a row despite 1000/1000/800/300/300 stats
Actually alt+f4'd the game right then and there and didn't touch it for the rest of the day.
>>532723631alright
I got 50$ coming from steam market place sales anyways
>>532723623I play both servers though
>>532723290it doesn't matter you get a free kitasan in the future and there's an uncap material
>>532723314is not quite large because you can easily max out spd even with a 3LB Kita san, sure its easier with MLB but its not as huge as you make it to be.
There's also opportunity cost, a 3LB Kitasan can easily achieve what a MLB can, as long as you keep playing, making those rolls pretty much worth it on anything else.
>>532721575I made a Sprint Maruzen
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>>532723641I wish I had 2 more sparks on her.
>>532723623There's already double thread posting all the time, most of the JP talk is just kept on the other side. But there's some of us lurking here. Also I play both versions, dacchi.
>>532723461Cute bowling pin
>>532722546apparently the real horse could recognize people were upset with him when scolded and get very sad, curling up in a corner
>>532723623neither do you tachytranny
finally, A raisu shawaa..
anyone have the underside of rice shower's fig? I remember it had pantsu
>>532723685>
Why did the horse bite him? Is he okay?
>>532723829Flawless victory
Wait, why don't the JP players post here?
>>532721589But if I do that, I wont have enough to spark Eishin.
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>>532720842Wouldn't we all
>>532722098You know what, you're right, and I have in fact talked to my coworkers about Genshin (including an extremely southern woman in her 50s). But you know what I was getting at. It's not just that it's popular among streamers, it's also aggressively family-friendly. Even Arknights is hornier and that game is just depression and angst.
Also the femdom angle probably comes from not just the size but also a few of the horses having lines that are very easy to see from that angle. Super Creek yeah, but also Agnes Tachyon constantly calling you her "guinea pig", and even Golshi is just fucking huge and occasionally manhandles the trainer iirc.
I didn't noticed raising potential costs monies and wasted them quite a bit. How bricked am I?
>>532721707the king halo race is before the bakushin race, you just unlock halo that way and then you have a few days to train her to beat bakushin
>>532723918the thread moves too fast for their old eyes and old bones to follow
>>532723527>>532723658FYI you're not in the sticky anymore, so you might as well post about your club in your discord.
>>532723898Just start your meltdown and spam 30 threads already
Love JPbros
Want JPbros here
Kill all seanigger
>>532723918They do tho? Blame the divegrass schizo, he drove the threads apart (forcefully) by making another general. Plus global being WAY too fucking fast which I can understand.
>>532723829cards? which side races?
>>532723874becos hes the T.M Operaman
Im severely lacking umas
Is pasa for med a good idea
So if i reach around 1145 speed before URA finals i can just train other shit?
>>532723818>could recognize people were upset with him when scolded and get very sad, curling up in a corneri am afflicted with mood down now
>>532724010idk how to edit
>>532724039condor is for dirt
>>532724039Itd be a bit of a waste since she's the best Dirt horse by far
>>532724063based on what one anon said if you maxxed the director and the reporter you get 55 for all stats so in that case yes
>>532723874He is the meanie who hit Opera O many times to make him beat Doto. A honse never forgets a face.
>>532723986You mistake me for a schizo.
>>532723918The main thread moves too fast, so most of the JP talk is in the other thread. But most float between both threads as far as I understand.
>>532724039I had her as my medium ace until I sparked her dirt and put her there.
>>532723527>says his club is still /uma/>less than half of the members are /uma/
>>532723965This is correct. All JP players are now in their 50s due to constant exposure to the gyarus and boyfaggot beam. It's only a matter of time until we start watching baseball and play pachinko.
>>532723918They don't offer any advice and only doompost saying that global will die out in a few months.
>>532723685Needed more wit
This is my accurate head cannon.
>be 55
>make cuma
>put you do you
>be a chill dancho
>vidya butts join the cuma
>"HAHAHHA LOOK AT ME IM FUCKING FUCKING EVERYTHING UP WELCOME DISCORD PEDOOS I LOVE CHILDREN HAHA WHOOOOOHHHHHH!"
>all /uma/s leave
>vidya is the last 4chan in a sea of discord seaniggers
>vidya leaves and join another /uma/ club
>the cycle continues
Screenshot this post it'll come true in another month I promise.
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Nature.... it was your (our) efforts that made us win against that shitty brat.... dont put yourself down...
>>532720904That's a great fucking idea
Already listed a bunch of those dumb cards I've had sitting around and already up .2ยข
Wild that cards for games like Fairy Fencer F and Besiege are still selling apparently.
Hope my foils sell
how do you fix this? dialy income feels miserable, and ive got like 5 cards that i need to get to at least 30
>>532723874that's meisho doto, his team hated tm opera o cause he kept beating him in races
doto understood that his handlers didn't like opera o but mistook opera's jockey, the guy getting bopped, as the target of their ire
apparently doto got along well with opera
>>532724153Schizos like
>>532724174 sadly do that.
Reminder a trainer is not the closest being to an uma, a groom is
You are being NTR'ed by the groom
I really want to spend my remaining carats trying to get a second kitasan but I already got maxed sweep, 2 creeks, and maxed scarlet. Feels like a waste to roll for more now without a guaranteed spark.
>>532724204Stop buying out the daily shop
I really wanted to get all those star pieces, but those'll drain you faster than anything else
Just pick up clocks for now, and maybe pieces for one or two umas you really, really like.
>>532724004Asahi Hai Futurity Stakes
Hopeful stakes
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Why does one give more fans than the other if they both are G1 and the same length?
Is there any interesting uma coming? My 3star selection ticket is sitting there, I don't really care about none of them, probably just TM Opera O but I already have her
>>532724271DO NOT LEWD GOLDSHIP AND HER OLD GROOM.
GROOM OJI-SAN IS NOT FOR LEWDING!
Even the most barebones club imaginable has people losing their minds. I really think we should just kill the concept of crew rewards entirely
>>532724189It's in her nature to be like that at the beginning of her career... she will gain more confidence soon
>>532723680If it's any consolation I did buy a GoldShip pack to get my last spark to MLB kita and got a cute spe and a fujin spark to go with it yesterday.
Those 3k were Hishi Amazon funds but I couldn't help but roll for statues...I'm so fucking close to 4* Rudolph that it clouded my judgement. Can you blame a man for being weak to Rudolph cuteness?
I'v won every race in Winning Ticket's career mode and the plot didn't make a lick of sense. What the fuck?
Should I'd be losing instead?
>>532724371I mean, yeah, no shit you should. Rewards like Uma has them will ALWAYS result in extremely weird behavior in people, pushing them to do the worst for some reason for literal scraps.
>>532724097>>532724109I can fill out dirt with oguri, but finding the missing styles for med and mile has been a struggle, the only other option i have is sparking end for grass wonder or nattie, but i cant even find good enough parents
>>532724348i assume it's cause one is more famous than the other. if i recall correctly, juvenile fillies gives better sparks though i think
>>532724371Clan faggotry either evolves into discord tryharding or ERP no in between unless you don't care for rewards.
>>532724412>Should I'd be losing instead?yeah pretty much
>>532724371This image but with me in the middle and the two umas approaching me from the side with the intention of raping me to death
>>532724435really makes you think
>>532724174They have a cute reunion and it's pretty clear Golshi loves his old man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8T5ev2jQ2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzJpl7xw_8
>>532724447Fellow Maruzensky dirt enjoyer
>>532723874He's Wada Ryuji, Opera O's jockey.
The current theory is that Doto, the hors that punched him, hated the name Opera O because his jockey, trainer, and groom always look sad when that name comes up. Meanwhile, Doto actually like the real Opera O hors and always walk up to interact with him before and after a race.
So people now think that Doto associate the name Opera O with Ryuji instead of the hors, and now have a hatred for him for making his team sad and for always using his whip on Opera O (hors).
>>532724501why can't he go behind the fence
>>532724501was that his rider? i thought gold ship hated the shit outta his rider he kept trying o kick him. which is where the dropkick came from
>>532724412yes, theres races with no dialogue for winning or losing. straight up. it really takes me out when the game says I lost after getting an easy 1st place and really, really annoys me when I lose but says I won
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>>532724501Oh whoops I accidentally responded to the schizo. I meant to respond to
>>532724271.
>>532724560That was his groom, the guy who took care of him in the stables, not the jockey.
>>532724435You didn't find that what now?
King Halo looks like Bakushin
https://youtu.be/5UJ10MO7ZhA
Why do the vocals sound better than the actual song
https://youtu.be/UTS-C4p4-vY
is the pick 5 event always a bad idea, what is the success rate?
>>532724271*hits pipe*
Is being a trainer the ultimate cuck? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a trainee. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are training, helping, resting, and dedicating your time to an Uma Musume for at least 3 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful trainee - reviewing races with her, making her go to the gym, making sure she has a healthy diet and proper rest, developing a training routine for her, and making her race. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.
Raised the perfect Uma Musume? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she was trained, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a trainer who has an Uma Musume trainee, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 3 years of your life simply to raise an Uma Musume for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>532724309thank you kind sir
How many people here actually have mlb kita?
>>532724371I'm in a top 80 club that no one talks in and has no discord faggotry lol, just don't join some attention whore club and you're good
>>532723708What LB is your Kitasan?
>>532724631As usual, I have ZERO idea what he meant by any of this, but MY GOD is the music good!
can you turn support cards into some kind of currency?
I don't want to look at this air shakur card
>>532721589On my end I think I have 3LB Tosho Sweep SR, 1LB Kitasan. But Creek is painful. I might think of trying to roll into her but honestly I have good friends to borrow from or wait for anniversary.
>>532724645the trainee usually marries the toreina though?
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Are we getting more rewards at the end of the event later or is it just more points for roulette?
>>532724598Stay Shit. Lmao
>>532724187Where is the milk in this picrel?
>>532724543He's an old man. Goldship could bump him too hard and he'd break a bone.
>>532724645>t. uma that ends up marrying her toreina
>>532724636From 50% to 90% success in descending order
>>532724598His son Orfevre does the same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d3GcUwNJe8
Meanwhile Golshi smells his shit and pisses on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4ZueXFTy4w
>Oguri Cap run
>Buying all Pace skills the whole run
>Only realise at Ura Finale I forgot to swap her off late
>She wins anyway
Okay
>>532724772orfevere inherited his autism. he cries when he smells his shits
>>532722098Fans like you are rats that are an infestation problem of the Gacha community.
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>>532724371This zoomer horse is cute
she gonna be on a banner soon?
>>532723708I don't really consider uncap material a valid reason, because pulling Kita means I can use the material on something else, meaning Kita's banner is a "whatever card I want most in the future" banner, which is a lot better than just Creek+Tazuna. As an F2Per I don't expect to pull enough that getting a random Kita is a serious possibility, especially considering I also want umas. If there's a guaranteed freebie kitasan in the future then that would change things, but I haven't heard of any such giveaway.
Most importantly, pulling kita now is immediate power and also lets me MLB more SR cards.
>>532724819I'm sick of Oguri. I try to play Teio. My Oguri wins more races. I try to play Special Weak. My Oguri wins more races. I try to play Rice. My Oguri wins more races. I want to play Taiki. Her best parent is Oguri. I want to play Rudolf, TM โ they both want Oguri Unique. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the cards. She isn't satisfied. I pull Super Creek "I don't need this much stamina" she tells me. "Give me more speed skills." She grabs Maruzensky and takes her unique. "You just need to funnel me more. I can run faster with Kitasan Black." I can't pull for Kitasan, I don't have enough carats. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs nice nature. She says "Nature, drain them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, insatiable hunger. What a cruel world.
>>532722408Because it's longer. But this is why you focus on recovery Blue Abilities like Corner Recovery, Swinging Maestro if at all possible.
>>532724636The acupuncturist? I've gotten it to work twice out of a dozen or so times.
>>532724810>smells it>has a heart attack>KEEPS FUCKING SMELLING IT>continues the heart attack>CONTINUES IT FURTEHRhow the FUCK do you inherit this type of shit through your genes? that is fucking hilarious
>golshi smells then pisses on itlmao what
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>>532724819>Oguri Cap run>winsPretty much, genuinely feels like the most overpowered horse in the game.
If i have 2 umas with the same debuff skill, can that skill activate twice for each one?
>>532724798Is the hors on the left fine motion?
A+ rank never fucking ever
>>532722654Leveling up the cards and focusing on putting cards into a single stat. This is why you mostly see 3 SPD Cards, and 2 Strength or 2 SPD and 3 Strength.
>>532725007Palmer and Helios apparently
What the fuck that peice if shit poster from yesterday who posted about horse porn got me curious and before i knew it i had got off to a video of some poor girl, with the help of like 3 men, fuck a stallion holy shit im so disgusting please poselt cute uma images to make me forget
>>532724645Your problem is that you have a cuck mindset, it's really not that hard to see that you are going to be the one fucking her in the end.
thank you cygenerous
now i can safely pick oguri from selector
>>532724949happy meek
tokino minoru
jackie chan
>>532724982Hors genetic is wild. A bunch of Stay Gold's kids also inherit his love of dunking food into water before eating it.
>>532724949Gold Ship
Maruzensky
Stay Gold
>>532725074Now I'm curious. give me the link.
>>532723461Which one's the irl horse?
more like ugly fat. lol. kek. lmao.
>>532725141Ah I see, they were always racoons
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>>532720456I didn't get the 3rd kita but I have enough sweep that I'm pretty fucking happy. She's actually great.
SAVE MY ACCOUNT SEIUN SKY
>>532725074Anon, he didn't make you decide to watch beastiality.
You did that yourself.
Huh, people still play tf2
Had a bunch of strange and haunted stuff to sell, and some crates, and I've now shot up from 60 cents to 7 dollars
Thanks, gamers
>>532724109>Maxxing Reporter gives 55 StatsWait what?! I max out Director to max out the Unique Skills. But I had no clue that Reporter does similar.
>>532724412Tikezo's career is framed around a big mid-game difficulty bump that should take you from maybe winning the derby to placing in the next few races.
Of course, that doesn't work out properly if you have OP cards on your first time around and the narrative ends up flailing around.
>>532724561A lot of career races actually only care whether you beat your rival(s). As long as you place better than them, you get the "winning" scene. Usually that's the same thing because career opponents are stronger than the usual racers, but sometimes they do get boxed and place 8th while you place 3rd and things still play out as if you won. That's why, if you pay attention, you'll notice plenty of them don't actually outright state that you won the race because you might not have.
There are literally no scenes where you win but are treated as losing though, which results in awkward scenes like Biwa calling out Tikezo's lack of fighting spirit while sheepishly admitting she got her ass kicked.
>>532725217If you have Helios try her too.
King, Helios and Sweep never really leave my deck.
>>532725141I'm sorry?? I get natural selection and all, but to my knowledge stuff like this usually takes a long fucking time to propagate, if at all. Nature is fucking stupid lmao.
>>532725074I've gotten off to a lot of that, it's unironically super hot.
Everyone calls Satoko Diamond trash for Iron Will, but the tier list page has her as the second best Stamina card in global and still high in JP? It's not a shit stat like Guts either, you actually do want multiple Stam supports for Long careers, so why the hate?
>>532725294Reporter gives 5 to all stats, it's not that much. The scenario cards also add extra to all stats at the end
>>532725313Look at what we did to dogs, I'm surprised rich people haven't found a way to make talking horses with how much money they put on their genetic studies.
>>532724447Hishi Amazon, Oguri and I think if I remember correctly Air Groove are also Dirt.
>>532725339Is this the legendary mare that jp trainers keep calling the anni horse?
Why is horse incest good but human incest is bad?
>Horse incest
ultra physical prowess
>Human incest
Habsburg chin and other horrible defects
GODDAMMIT RYAN STOP KEKING MY MCQUEEN
>>532725348The training effectiveness comes at 3lb and mlb. It's a great card, but only if maxed.
>actual horsefuckers itt
disgusting
>>532724412Honestly, launch story umas are not the best. Having said that, the career stories are slightly modified to give the umas the best possible conclusion while keeping some semblance of historical accuracy. It feels uncanny in the beginning, but the quality gets better afterward.
>>532725348Like welfare queen she isn't trash just has the bad fortune of chucking you out of a Kita if you get her.
is there any priority list which horse go for which distance?
>>532725418magic of the goddesses
>>532725415Yes thatโs Michael Jordan
>>532724868is not just about the uncap material, you could get literally anything else and it would be better for your account, horses being the next big thing. Rolling on horses is often ignored but they are as a important as support cards, the thing is that they are easy to get so they are sometimes ignored, however this early on the game is very important to have the most you can, even if it means not going full 200 pity.
And yes, you can use the material on something else but the whole point of the conversation is that if you went PAST the 200 pity, that anon wasted 40 rolls that could have gotten him another SSR that he could have needed for uncap/more horses + lost the 40 roll progress towards a free SSR that he will never get back + if he gets spooked he will get nothing in return compared to those who remained at 3LB.
>In the race, Silence Suzuka left all behind and drew away by over 10 length, however, suddenly he decelerated at the third corner. He fractured his left front leg. He evacuated to the outside as if he had protected his jockey, Then, he was carried by cargo and diagnosed as poor prognosis
>club drama
>bestiality
Like genuinely what is wrong with you guys cant you people just ignore them?
>>532725348cause every diamond you get is 1 less kitasan.
>>532725294what anon said but i meant the combined is supposedly 55, personally i never do the math but i know the reporter does give 5, director 15 and i think the ending in my cases give like 15 too, scenario cards may also be why he mentioned 55
>>532725439>CUMA danchou returned>people posting about having sex with IRL horsesthis can't be a coincidence
>>532725348If you ask the thread to explain what skills are good all of them will just say maestro without thinking. I even see some people putting maestro on Bakushin so 4chan advice is very unreliable.
>>532725514Why is McQueen so fucking slutty
>>532725418It's just you never see defective ones cause they are put down as soon as they are born.
When is Air LeBron getting released?
im going to start a racehorse farm in Kentucky
Dia such a freaky ahhh hons lmao ahahaha
>>532725579oh good point but that doesn't explain why inbreeding for positive traits doesn't work for humans
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>>532725418if you look at horses in the wild, they're already held together by glue and prayer. They can't get THAT much worse by inbreeding. so they get all the power but already had to deal with the downsides
Hey guys im 55 i love my club CUMA but do you guys know what I love even more? Real life horse porography!
>>532725650Slap her in the mouth
>Open beastality talkThis fucking general I swear to god. Lucky for you that the jannies of this board have absolute dog shit priorities, if any period.
>>532725418>Habsburg chin and other horrible defectsBecuase all (You) know is what redditor with half knowledge tell you.
The Habsburg happened because they did it for MANY generations, like just about ANY royalty did at the time to keep the power at home where it belonged. Why do you think the British look so fucking stupid and busted all the time? Literal long term inbreeding because they're an island locked nation.
>>532725372"Look at what we did to wolves" if anything. The dog part is their fault to begin with, technically speaking. Still, random bullshit like this being shared through genes in just one go is wild, tho very likely not uncommon these days. But man, the stuff these horses do is so oddly specific, weird and useless lmao.
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Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin
Goldshin Goldshin Goldshin
Teio Teio Teio
>Finally manage to get to the claw machine event
>Absolutely blunder the event and don't even get one plush, the one plush I managed to pull up and get a good grip on decides to just fall off on the way back.
Okay, what's the trick here? I want to finally get this challenge done so that I can get my SSR ticket.
>>532725667Feeding Teio spoiled food!
>>532725418Because we stopped studying eugenics after an Austrian painter rage quit the EU servers.
It's tainted knowledge now.
Horses are a can of worms though, you may get an Arabian mass of bulging muscles perfect behavior and looks worthy of a statue die out of spooking himself with a fart and bonking into his own pen.
I find it funny that some race horses actually inherited being complete scaredy cats by accident.
>>532725348She's only good at 3LB. It's not like anyone would pull for her, and if you don't have a stacked deck with MLB Kitasan and at least 3LB Creek, then you aren't going to borrow her either.
Dia is very good for jerking off to
>>532725636It does, it's just nobody knows what our positive traits are.
>>532725704Luck and never to go for plushies that are lying face down. I never pulled any of those you should always aim for the ones that are standing up.
>>532725650Haha, Symboli Rudolf! That's very pun-ny!
>last uma you completed a career with
>last uma you jerked off to
your uma cheats on you without your knowledge
Man this game is a real tease with ssrs
>>532725667>if you look at horses in the wild, they're already held together by glue and prayer.Out of all the horse breed the pulling horses seem to be the most healthy ones.
Everyone else doesn't seem to have the cartilage or muscle to avoid assploding their own legs or have shit to zero immunity to diseases.
Healthy as a horse my ass, and maybe I'll add a mule too because that saying is horse shit.
>>532725650She needs Toreena's dick in her mouth so badly.
>>532725636because humans are already inbred unironically. We're basically ligers who somehow lucked out by not being sterile. We basically bred into our closest genetic neighbors and kinda homogenized. Also we almost got wiped out and basically can trace our lineage to a few genetic ancestors or something.
basically, we're already inbred and can't inbreed more cause we're at the border limit
>>532725704Spam rec on haru when you get 20 turns or something and you just stop the claw when itโs a little past a doll (perfectly straight ones are easiest) and you get three turns each turn go for the Uma in the corresponding slot since the claw gets faster
>>532725842So sheโll die
>just rolled her
What am I in for?
>>532725868>king halo >almond eye
>>532723818I miss him so much...
>>532725962goo goo babies
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Cuddling and jerking off with my bro...
>>532725868Oguri peak and Iโm not jerking off too any of the umas before marriage variant
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>>532725962One of the better Careers you can possibly think of. Super Creek is really solid and more FOR YOU Uma's I can possibly think of currently other than Mayano.
>>532725418Itโs because youโre goycattle who watches Hollywood movies and think theyโre a real depiction of a single generation of incest. A brother and sister having a child is no more dangerous than a woman in her mid-30s getting knocked up, but we donโt tell over-the-hill hags to get their tubes tied, nor do we forcefully sterilize everyone with genetic defects despite possessing a markedly greater threat of creating defective spawn.
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Now what?
I got 3k in the bank and little else.
>>532725962A very rewarding career and a constant hardon every first place win.
>>532724560he hated his trainer, not his rider
>>532725728>after an Austrian painter rage quit the EU servers.My sides, what a line.
>It's tainted knowledge now.It's tragic how we're only recently getting it back, VERY fucking slowly, because of people fucking with genes using high tech bullshit and cloning dead creatures.
>>532726021MY BRO!
>>532725932Why do you want to kill Teio?
>>532725684The habsburgs were also about the quality of their incest. Imagine marrying your cousin-niece while being your own uncle with your sister-mother in attendance.
>>532725920So is that the reason we hate our cousins and have jungle/yellow fever
Mother nature seems to be trying it's hardest to save us if that's the case.
Although I worry that in cases like Verdun 80% of french genetic diversity died in a few weeks.
>>532726074Save for your favorite uma, or seiun sky if you're a metacuck
>>532725962a career with a very annoying debuff
>>532726074now you save for horses
i get this with the pity of banner
still puling or stop now?
>>532726123Habsburgs were an example of when inbreeding was taken to it's extreme limits and they had multiple deformities.
How do they decide which horse to add to the game?
>found out there's a horse called Lelouch
>One of the best career runs I've had
>tissues
>no 3 sparks or even 2 sparks
>>532725868Grass Wonder
I haven't fapped to any uma yet
>bestiality
>incest
thatโs a yikes for me
>>532723818Now I want to make ticket happy.
>>532725313You want to know some other stupid traits that are now just part of some bloodlines?
>Enjoy getting their tongue squeeze>Cat sniffing addiction>Fear of crows>Fear of shadows>Intense racism>Head bobbing
>>532726074Save for your favorite horses.
https://honse.moe/timeline
Please think of winning the race instead of thinking of ways to breastfeed me, Super Creek
>>532726074Find and follow a bunch of whales and luck shitters with any mlb ssr or even sr you don't have and borrow them as needed. Then do careers for sparks, a team trials runners or legend race runner.
>>532726149>>532726175I don't have a favorite uma yet, do I just wait for good banners and see what I get? When do we get good ones?
>>532726273Bakushin and spam the ez shit like OP and G3 races.
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im getting demoted at this rate bros.....
>>532725868Mejiro McQueen
None yet, but I almost jerked off to Almond Eye or Super Creek
>>532726031Suzukamaniaโs runninโ wild, brother! What are you gonna do when her 10 inch pythons run wild on you!?
>>532726273Have you tried swiping your credit card?
>>532725908Those yakut horses are super healthy apparently. But they are definitely not for that fast racing, more close to those original horses before we started to actively breed them.
Bourbon's autism is cute.
>>532726251>intense racismspe, is that you?
>>532726121Because itโs funny
>>532726316i just went to https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters and scrolled down the list and picked ones i liked the looks of
>>532726074Now you can play the game
>>532726245faggot retard.
>second year triple crown
>1st
>1st
>2nd
fuck you super freak
>P5X will kill Uma!
>BA Steam will kkll Uma!
>ZZZ summer will kill Uma!
>anime girl Grok will kill Uma!
>Kitasan Black complainers will kill Uma!
>Genshin stream will kill Uma!
>Pokemon Presents will kill Uma!
>Uma is only getting more popular each day, basically everywhere even in normalfag medias like Instagram and TickTock
Looks like we're here yo stay
>>532726321You'll be fine, don't worry.
>>532726181stop, half anni will give free item for the last lb
>>532726420>Super Creek stealing the Kikuka Sho too real...
>>532726274she wins by thinking of ways to breastfeed you.
I mean look at this autist, getting mad at 2 NPC umas...
>>532726383Isn't Dober Spe's niece too?
>>532726123>When you're so insane with power that you decide to fuck over your entire lineage, making it a laughing stock foreverLmao
>>532726194Whiiiiiiich was his point, yes.
>>532725920The hilarious bit is when you tell people about the whole Genghis Khan shit, and how man people have a connection with him after all this time, because of how much that fucker loved rape.
>>532726140>he reason we hate our cousinsThat's just you.
>80% of french genetic diversity died in a few weeks.The same happened after the Plague, or any genocide and war ever.
>>532726251>tongue squeezeWhat?
>Cat sniffing addictionHuman are worse
>Fear of everythingMakes sense.
>Intense racismFunnier than it should be
>head bobbing???????
>>532726194Is this the one family with a man described as "his continued existence is an a front to God"?
>>532726420It's either Satsuki Sho or Kikuka Sho that usually fucks me up.
>>532725418My grandfather, a biologist in the Soviet Union, was forbidden for decades to publish his research into genetics because the SUโs stance was that the existence of genes could not possibly be true because that would imply people are fundamentally different and not all born equal. I fear recent political developments in western countries are only steamrolling towards the exact same stances and hence why itโs such a forbidden topic
>>532725501F2Pers are likely never making it to pity again after doing Kita pity so I don't really see the issue. The only downsides to pulling a 5th kita post-pity on the current banner is that you can't roll the higher odds kita banner that's in the distant future, and an extremely unlikely off-banner kita pull becomes a brick. If someone was paying for pulls and planning to do the 50 carat daily pull every day for the next year or something, or roll to MLB another support banner in the future, then sure I think you'd have a point. For F2Pers however, slightly worse odds on future pulls is easily worth pulling for MLB Kita and having a universally applicable meta-grade card to use in every single deck for the next few years. You only get to use 5 cards at a time, so quality is king in Uma Musume.
>>532726507I'd be mad too if I lost to muri jobbers
>>532725501What LB is your Kita?
>>532726368Bourbonโs boobs are big.
>>532726507yea right, imagine losing to npcs haha...
>>532722921don't remember having an issue with this race but like i said a few threads ago...
FUCK THE JAPANESE DERBY
>>532726436I canโt resist those pin me down and fuck me eyes
>>532725636It does and the purpose of every single moral structure is to elevate or lower human value beyond the natural levels for the purpose of selective breeding, this is why so many long lasting cultures and religious groups are so different in behaviour
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>>532726564This sounds fake and gay
>>532725868>Grass Wonder>Super Creek
>>532725908That's because draft hors were bred to be tough, reliable work horse. They're honestly my favourite breed of hors because despite them being way more massive than most things around them, they're still the friendliest and biggest cowards around. The big girl on my farm will hide behind me whenever a big enough bird starts walking up to her
Thoroughbred used to be pretty tough too, with a lot of them being able to run 2 or more races a month without any physical injury. But then the breeders focused more on speed than stamina, leading to the modern fragile speedsters breed we have today.
2 LB Kita with pity, I still have 18k carats, should I try for one more?
>>532726383So the general had a thing for a mejiro.
Can't blame him
>>532726564Unfortunately as someone living in America. I can agree. The issue is because the truth hurts and that knowing that Race, IQ and Genetics exist in a vacuum no matter how much they try to disprove it. Sadly this is because it's all about infinite money to be printed to people who are "Oppressed" by others rather than due to their own behavior as a species.
>>532723389believe, she's still not out in JP
>>532726436Those eyes are dangerous
>>532726747kita becomes good at 3lb because of the priority boost so you decide
>>532726436There's no denying it's here to stay at this point. The most I can see is a decrease once the honeymoon period ends, but it's pretty much entrenched as of now even with the inevitable dropoff.
>>532726760honest, apparently everyne had a thing for meijiro dober. She was THE slut.
imagine having a pussy so good 1 shot and you were hooked forever
Bless the man that designed Scarlett.
Which uma has the prettiest eyes?
>>532720760>do you think Air Groove has feelings for Rudolf?nyo
Is having a Kitasan 1LB bad? Or should I try to aim for 2LB at the very least if I can do so? Unfortunately I do not have Super Creek, but I do have Taisho Sweep SR for 3-4LB.
>>532726531>tongue squeeze>What?Some hors will stick out their tongue for human to squeeze or pull at because they find it fun or pleasurable.
>done with most missions
>got most trophies
im starting to feel the carat drought bros
Bless the man that designed Mambo
>>532726885what do you expect from a cygames slop
>>532726694Costs you nothing to go look up what their stance was on the matter
I am extremely lucky to be alive since usually they just domeโd scientists that pushed genetics
Fellas, what are the odds that club rewards will process before the Kita banner closes. It should close just before 6pm EST right?
>>532725704claw machine becomeas easier with one trick: follow the button, not the claw
Somehow my best McQueen thus far.
>>532726353Oh yeah, I must have specified horses we breed autistically for a single purpose.
I'm honestly surprised at how healthy the heavy horses seem to be, them and show horses, I think I have only heard of one getting an upset tummy once and a miscarriage.
>>532726194>>532726545It really amazes me how many people can read a (((real historical account))) of a dead monarch that had a head filled with water and a heart the size of peppercorn and conclude that it must be utterly factual and not colored by political bias in any way whatsoever.
>>532726894I too appreciate how they modeled + rigged a bird just for El Condor Pasa's G1 victory pose.
>>532726564>>532726765Everyone knows that genetics will sooner or later be militarized, you can't tell me this idea is science fiction.
>>532726875...Is that was golshi and his off spring look so mentally retarded when being filmed all the fucking time?
>>532726803It JPutos are correct then I expect MANT to kill of a portion of the playerbase. I don't expect Cygays to change things up since they didn't kill the unit that killed Priconne in her global release.
>>532725418Smaller gene pool emphasizes all genes in it. This is fine if you care only about racing ability and don't mind a bunch of your ubermensch coming out schizophrenic retards. For humans, this just doesn't end up being very practical.
The other part of it is that most of the desirable human traits are too complex to breed for. Intelligence being found as something poorly passed down is what killed post-WW2 eugenics movements around the world. In essence, two highly-intelligent parents are likely to produce children dumber than themselves while two low-intelligence parents are more likely to produce children smarter than themselves.
>>532726869Itโs her thing
Reruns of the giant plushies when
>>532726436We are at a point where the Servers can barely keep up with everyone playing on their Phone and on Steam.
>>532726803Honestly there will be a dropoff, but I wonder how much it will look like. Probably 15% or 20% but that's very small in comparison to most Gacha in the sphere. Hopefully this does mean we get more Gacha from Japan to come West. Even an Action game would be fun to see in this market.
>>532727067Explain, please.
>>532726420follow up
>spring triple crown>1st>3rd>1stm-my carats...
>>532726740>The big girl on my farm will hide behind me whenever a big enough bird starts walking up to herThat's the most adorable thing I heard today.
May she live long and free of nasty birds.
Just got lb1 Fine motion from the 3k gibs
Is she worth using now or should i stick with my lb3 daiwa and mlb event nice nature?
>>532723527>ill be happy with just a regular A rank this month>in a club that wasn't created in JuneYeah, good luck with that.
>>532727203I would say Fine Motion is solid. But I will say Marvelous Sunday is great as well if you already MLB or have a high LB on her.
>>532727080What killed those movements is a new global order that dictated thought crime from the first moment of its creation
The best way to win a game is to ensure your opponent canโt know the rules
Why do so many top players use Marvelous Sunday SR wit card? is it that good?
>>532727014Regardless of it being true or not shit is fucking funny.
>>532727112where can I buy the plush on the right?
>>532727129Thanks, better than I expected. I keep getting one gut or wit, LOL.
>>532727139>unironically liking gachaseek help at your nearest sanatorium asap
Why does Suzuka whine and sexually moan constantly?
>>532726869definitely not almond eye
it insist upon itself
>>532727346Yeah I was surprised honestly, she did very well this run. Proud of my McQueen.
>>532725418Because recessive genes can be good as often as they can be bad but the rich discourage incest as a way to prevent emerging successful families from consolidating wealth and power internally.
Blonde hair, blue eyes, white skin, and high IQ are all recessive traits that are products of inbreeding. The entire animal husbandry and agricultural industries and the accomplishments they've made in genetic engineering are built on massive amounts of inbreeding. The entire species of cheetahs exists today because of inbreeding.
>>532725908>he pulling horses seem to be the most healthy ones.Other day I watched a rando doc about Oktoberfest, and they had a short section about some tradition where they get out those kind of horses. Holy fuck are those fuckers huge in every way of the word. Muscly as fuck and just generally BIG!
>The owner and breeder goes on to say that his horses are some of the most chill and friendliest aroundImagine being afraid of a race horse kicking you, then you work with these absolute monster.
>>532726740>they're still the friendliest and biggest cowards aroundSo that's a thing those fuckers have going in general? Fascinating!
>big horse will hide behind a human because of a birdHOLY CUTE!
>>532727067To be fair, with situations like that it's a lose-lose whether you change something or not, but for the latter servers they have the benefit of foresight so they can learn to plan for it.
>release something that absolutely changes the metagame for the original server>don't change it for newer servers>everyone gets a warning and those unable to keep up decides to leave>change it for the newer servers>players in the original server call unfair treatment
>>532727316Because of Energy Recovery and an extra Wit, it even has helpful events for Mood. Also the Ramp Up skill is helpful for those in Late Surger and End Closer.
>>532726436The main problem is no one ever talk about non release Umas, sooner or later most will get bored, but some will be back for Tannhauser, Cheval and Manhattan Cafe released.
>>532727067They're pretty much porting JP 1 to 1, so I'm not expecting much advanced QoL, and MANT will definitely be a strain since that has had barely any QoL up to now.
>>532727139As long as uma maintains about 15k+ on steam, I think they're locked in for the long run besides the gradual dropoff that comes with time.
Not sure about the rest of the gacha market though. Japanese execs are dinosaurs and Cygames themselves are not very good at keeping a boat on course.
why did they make her look like she'll steal by gf
>>532727316The truth is that top players run *hundreds* of careers each week. That perfect Mihono Bourbon you saw once? The guy ran 300 careers with her before he got that result. So unless you want to truly minmax like that, stick to cards you know will be helpful to you.
>>532726570>F2Pers are likely never making it to pity again after doing Kita pity so I don't really see the issue.Then you are literally a retard, 40 rolls towards guaranteed pity its almost 1/4 of a guaranteed SSR of your choosing, F2P should never roll past 200 pity because they do not transfer to the next banner, this isn't hoyo, he got extremely lucky and got it and even then it wasn't the best option, but again, for one lucky retard, a thousand more retards got unlucky because they think MLB is worth it when in reality it isn't for most people, specially for F2P, yet people still push other poor retards to waste valuable resources
>or roll to MLB another support banner in the future, then sure I think you'd have a pointThe point is that they wasted their luck on something that they don't need, he gambled 40 rolls and won it, but at the same time, those 40 rolls could have won another SSR card that could been a bigger difference between Kitasan 3LB to MLB (yes they exist), which is already guaranteed for people that have 3LB anyway, and i repeat, the difference between 3LB and MLB is not worth losing the pity progress,, i would only recommend to waste those 40 rolls on horses, hell if someone has Kita 2LB i would still consider it worth it, but at 3LB is beyond greedy.
>slightly worse odds on future pulls is easily worth pulling for MLB Kita and having a universally applicable meta-grade card to use in every single deck for the next few years.That's the thing, you already have a "universally applicable meta-grade card" at 3LB, horses are much more important past that point.
We are not comparing people not having Kitasan vs Kitasan MLB here, is 3LB vs MLB.
MLB makes it easier to build your horses, but RNG is RNG and it can still favor you with 3LB, at the cost of no extra rolls.
>>532727371I want to ask that as well. Every time her energy dips into low energy and I enter the main career screen she moans. I can't get through her career without thinking of her lewdly.
>>532727354>Playing a Gacha>Not liking a Gacha>Telling another that it's wrong to like a GachaLMAO.
Which Uma has the most gap moe?
>>532727481You never had any other gf.
>>532727414>The entire species of cheetahs exists today because of inbreeding.Is that why they are golden retrievers with the sex drive of a panda?
>>532725304imo Marvelous is better than Fine Motion only on the basis of LB. Not sure I have Helios upgraded much yet.
Point being people shouldn't feel ruined by not having the meta. I was hitting 1.2k speed before those cards dropped and Sweep does her job.
>>532724860Nope, not even in JP
which made more money the kitasan horse in REAL LIFE or the kitasan card
>>532727505Thatโs what she wants. She tries to hide it but Suzuka is just as desperate for trainer cock as top gun and Dia
>>532726436Japan needs to make their comeback. Getting tired of Chinaslop around here.
>>532727006Heavy horses were developed for plowing fields and carrying stuff, and there's no use for a horse that's a bit more powerful but just dies after it catches some cold, so they were bred for health more or less.
>>532719690>>532722320>>532722498She's so hot even though she looks so dangerous..
>>532726507insane how stacked some NPCs are.
>>532727414Is the factoid about incest between siblings being bad only when done for 4 or more continuous generations false too? There's that one prince/king that turned out to be an absolute retard with a dismangled face after generations of in-breeding that's commonly cited as an example of the negative effects of breeding.
>products of inbreedingHow closely related are you talking about? Cousins? Aunt/Uncle to Nephew/Niece?
>>532727428The best they can do is sort of mitigate the worst aspects of MANT and try to keep it true to the original.
>>532727564NTA but what would you recommend if I do not have Super Creek? Would Taisho Sweep at 4LB work at a high level for an alternative?
not all umas are meant for running but they're still genetically superior
wouldn't any sport and martial arts be dominated by them, except the likes of chess?
>>532727493>yet people still push other poor retards to waste valuable resourcesIs the poor retard you? Why are you getting so defensive over a new player getting more SR dupes along the way to an MLB Kitasan?
>>532727564Helios gives hot topic, optional recovery+ skill, and decent skills all around.
Sympathetic heart is rather fun too.
Who else has to wait a year or more for the umer they want?
>>532727712a single generation of incest between siblings, assuming they have no defects or conditions (which a responsible couple would screen for regardless) is only two or three percentage points โriskierโ than a outcest couple
I like the teio teio teio song.
>>532727539>>532727414While its true that Cheetas have been suffering a genetic bottleneck, its not really the fault of humans since there's evidence of cheetahs being absolutely fucked for like 15 thousand years. Their sperm and eggs are only like, 30% effective.
It's theorized that around 15k years ago Cheetas suffered a massive population decline, and to bounce back from that they inbred a significant amount. They still do today, the fear of there not being enough cheetahs is a form of generational trauma, kinda like how alcoholism runs in a family
>>532727506Yes you retard. I stomach the gacha because Umas are cute and gameplay is decently fun elements. You're mentally ill if you actually like the gacha part of gacha games.
Both uma and grub could be amazing games without the garbage monetization of gacha.
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>>532720619CUTE
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ARE THEY ANY GOOD
>>532727625Can agree, I understand the JP Gacha system is not perfect in of itself, but dear god I would rather have that than to deal with low quality products that look and feel the same all the time and bleed into each other.
please explain horse value to me. Is it just for more affinity options? Are you way better off using a 3* to farm sparks with than a shitter horse because of unique inheritance?
>>532727764>not all umas are meant for runningBut they areรจ They are genetically programmed to run fast and enjoy it a lot as well
These popping up windows and confirmation popups are incredibly annoying. If only japanese were not this autistic and AT LEAST offered an option to disable all confirmation popups.
>>532727506The gacha is always the worst part of any gacha game.
>>532727852Gold City
dunno, but she has a nice tummy
>>532727051Nope, that trait's not part of the Stay Gold line.
>>532727712A lot of things about incest are plainly wrong, or thrown into an unfair comparison that is absolutely retarded. Something something woman above a certain age shouldn't be having children, because they have a noticeably increased changed to create fucked off spring.
But hey, woman having a child in their 40s or near their natural limit is perfectly fine, but siblings being honestly in love is cringe bad and will ALWAYS create habsburg children, even tho they could literally just not make children to begin with.
>>532727835For once we aren't to blame for animal inbreeding?
Color me surprised, Birds of paradise was the other surprise for me.
>>532727712>>532727818A whopping 0.5% likelier to result in a genetic disorder
The reason incest is shunned so hard is it becomes an issue en masse for a population, not for individual cases
The vast majority of nobility and royalty across all of history was inbred and were not only fine but better off thanks to it
>>532727846Let me put it in this sense. Without the GACHA element in Gacha, we would not have the Anime, the Merchandise and it would not even appear here and be in the high quality it is currently. I like the system and I dislike the monetization. But it's a necessary evil to get what we desire.
>>532720619Huh
So after kitasan there's no good support banners for a SUPER fucking long time?
>>532727414except excessive inbreeding can get you fucked like the bannana
>>532727934Did it surprise you when it got equipped with Jitte and declared an attack?
>>532726436nah game is dead already bro
>>532728019>excessive inbreeding is badno fucking shit sherlock, no one ever denied this.
Do I need vpn to play JP version from the US? 5 year foresight is incredibly boring
reminder a lot of umas got euthanized after they suffered a leg injury
how does that makes you feel
>>532727907Anon did you try opening the settings and disabling confirmations?
>>532728030>116% gain in the last 30 daysWas this from Pippa trying to get the game going for a collab?
>>532728027I walked into that one eh?
>>5327279710.5% is not what it is, anon. Its more akin to 1 in 50, which is a much bigger number.
it's ok i don't have mlb sweep because i'm saving to dump carats on Halloween sweep
>>532728008Iโm fine with it being a smaller franchise in exchange for not being skinnerbox shit. Iโm sorry youโre so raped and stricken with a gambling addiction that you prefer the opposite, but youโre also everything wrong with the world.
>>532726576>>532726627No she won, they're just stealing some spotlight.
>>532726321>Promotion line is 489kbros I'm ngmi when I get promoted next week
>>532726436doomposting THIS game of all games is hysterical
I play ACTUAL EoS-bait gacha games, uma is here till cygames explodes
Chances of this Mayo breaking my pelvis?
>>532727892Special Week has some nice tits
>>532728012There will be super creek banner rerun if you want to MLB
>>532728019That was more the result of poor planning. Thereโs nothing inherently wrong with what we did to bananas. The problem is that no one ever thought โAnd what happens if thereโs a plague that specifically targets these bananas?โ
>>532728190She is the MC after all!
>>532728183>Nearly max staminaYou're gonna die thousand times over.
>B-B-But her power seems lowThat is UMA POWER, not Human Power.
>>532728059Yeah, just grab one from umavpn.top or use Mudfish if you donโt want to change the config every single day
>>532727852horse if he white woman
Spe-chan
But she loves me as much as she loves food
>>532728183You wouldn't survive umapyoi with any of the horses
>>532728143don't worry, all the whales will be in class 6 then so the promotion line will be a lot lower.
i fucking wish bro.
>>532728080I always forget she is a horse girl most true.
>>532727769>getting more SR dupes along the way to an MLB Kitasan?the whole argument is about going past guaranteed pity if someone has 3LB, in most cases, means they already rolled 200 times, giving you more than plenty SR.
Either way, the better option is still rolling for more horses and next to that is just to save for whatever is next, Kitasan MLB s guaranteed when you are at 3LB anyway.
>>532728061A Horses leg is a very fragile machine. The blood vessels are weak, and if broken, the horse isnt gonna follow any rules or stay still for the months to even years it would take to heal. And if it doesnt heal right, the horse will get more injuries. And suffer the entire time.
Thats why they get shot
>>532726181Still pull to round out your SRs, I don't know what the other anon is thinking
Maybe do a 10 roll on horses for more trainees but finish the spark you retard
>>532728119You are complaining about a system in which you benefit from. It's not my fault people do not know how to budget anything or to realize that Gacha is a thing everyone needs to pay into. Are there things wrong with Gacha? Absolutely, best we can do is to make the system better.
genuine question, do umas have heightened hearing and nose?
>>532727493Calling 3LB meta grade is like calling R kitasan meta grade because you can just have her land on speed every single time you want her to. Statistics don't work that way. Any proposed highroll with 3LB is going to be a bigger roll with MLB because MLB is simply stronger, and considerably stronger at that. MLB getting you to speed cap faster (AKA in fewer trainings) means you can train other stats more, so MLB kitasan directly translates into higher stats overall. 3LB Kita simply cannot be meta grade in a meta where MLB Kita exists. You are making the explicit decision to be handicapped for an unspecified amount of time if you don't MLB her.
>>532728098Thereโs a difference between the total chance of an issue, and the increase from it being inbreeding
A single step of inbreeding is practically a non factor, but any more immediately start compounding very hard
>cute uma image
>very cute uma image
>cute uma image
>sexy uma image
>cute uma image
>2 full paragraphs about eugenics and incest
>cute uma image
>cute uma image
Why are you guys like this...
>just finished debut race for Bourbon
>already have practice perfect and charming
oh yeah
>Human breed wolves into disfigured creatures that are barely alive for the "OH SO CUTE look how it tires to breath :33" or "MUST GO FAST" factor
>Human do the same shit with Horses
>>532728228>the MC>of season 1But enough about El Condor Pasa
>>532728364What about them?
>>532728008You know the animes are simply marketing right ? The fact theyre watchable is amazingly abnormal but would be fine with them not existing for a gambling-free uma.
Cyjew is a greedy af corpo. They finally made a genuinely great game (GBFR) but fucking dropped it because somehow 2 MILLION units sold weren't enough.
>>532728368OKAY FINE I'LL KEEP PULLING ON HER BANNER
>>532727729I've honestly been doing fine when I exclude creek from my guests. There are other recovery skills that get the job done and McQueen is in the shop to upgrade for stamina. Any straight/corner recovery and shake it out gets the job done for me.
And hell yeah Sweep works. My Taisho isn't very upgraded but I see her used a lot.
Is there a way to de-level some of my support cards and get the resources back?
I have some SR completely uncapped but not enough stuff to get the levels there.
Jesus I've rerolled 5 mlb kb accounts but none of them have more than 2 sweep or useful ssr's.
>>532728319>You are complaining about a system in which you benefit from.A. Only in the short-term.
B. That should tell you how shit the system is that even people benefitting donโt like it.
Gacha is a fucking plague and I wouldnโt shed a tear if I woke up tomorrow to legislation destroying the industry on a global scale. Lootboxes are cancer, microtransactions are cancer, premium currency is cancer, battle passes are cancer, kill all of it.
>>532728417>jobs to Broye
>>532728061its either you euthanize them or watch them suffer for their continued existence
>>532728394Eugenics is on topic for the horse general anon
>>532728414Difference is that horses arent bred for cosmetic purposes or hunting snakes or some dumb shit like that.
Thoroughbred Greyhounds are actually incredibly healthy though
I wasn't expecting the uma thread to go into genetics of all things, but we are technically doing the same with sparks.
It's oddly fitting.
Are there any resources on chances %'s on events? I notice getting slow metabolism on eating is actually a really low chance, like 2% or something, and that getting night owl on rest is like 5% but there's gotta be a exact percent somewhere right?
>>532728394You forgot the bit about literal fucking beastality, the eugenics part is nothing.
>>532728356Unknown, but it's a theory.
>>532728368Please don't listen to that retard, he's talking out of his ass
>>532728473MLB on -reroll-?
As in during the opening rolls for an account, you rolled FIVE kitasan blacks?
>>532727308That's both dumb and inaccurate. Genetics are an entire field of study because, it turns out, knowing how things are inherited is really useful. How different traits are passed down is one of the corner stones of researching things like the inheritability of various diseases. Eugenics didn't fall out of favor because it's bad (if it worked out, it could be a helpful to everybody), it fell out of favor because it was based on unsound foundations. That's why all modern-day eugenicists are social pseudo-scientists and "thinkers" and not people who actually know anything about genetics.
Aqua and Ruby shouldโve had bed-breaking sex.
>>532728061I have no idea how to heal a horses leg. I don't think you can just chain it tightly so it doesn't move for a few months.
>>532728394this is /uma/
you love to see it
>>532728426Yes the Anime is marketing, all Anime is. But to fund more Anime you also need money as well. Gacha is perfect to feed into more Merchandise, and more Anime for the longevity of the product itself. Gacha is the thing that feeds into Anime, and the Anime feeds into Gacha, it's an infinite cycle that could not be done the normal way through a single one time paid game all throughout.
>>532728541This is a well thought out horse racing sim, down to the inbreeding and RNG part of genetics. Like how we repeatedly use the one 3 star genes for a good start to uma raising.
>>532728426>watchableAre you insane? Season 2 and all of Cygames Animation are legit good, not to mention the manga.
>>532728414Moat of the fruits you eat today are also genetically engineered btw
Humans are freaks who have always went against mother nature
>>532728541>I wasn't expecting this thread about HORSE RACING to go into geneticsThe game literally has that as a gameplay mechanic, they just don't call it that.
Hell, they even include the incest factor through the compatibility thing.
>>532728540>horses arent bred for cosmetic purposeI mean, some kinda are...
>>532728617I disagree. Pokemon
>>532727712>>532728019You are literally more likely to get autism from having a mother over 30 years old than you are to get it from first generation incest.
>>532728567Oguri is kinda sexy
>>532728592It will never happen
>>532728459Thanks for the tip. Because honestly I am missing Creek, have a Taisho and a few other good ones with Recovery Skills and Straight Recovery.
Belnofags are the most annoying people here, right?
>>532728540Apparently so are normal Chihuahuas, my little dog is almost 15 years, healthy and happy, her father lived to 22.
I probably won the genetic lottery with them.
>>532728654mother nature does KIIIIIIINDA suck to be fair, the issue is that human never know when to fucking stop.
>they never shouldve started to begin withthats gay, boring and bitch boy behavior.
>>532728747no that would be the divegrass faggot that uses tachyon, almond and yuri faggotry.
>>532728587>on unsound foundations Because overnight the foundations became thought crime and would get you ostracised as an academic from society so what room is there for anyone to contribute more research towards the foundations?
Eugenics works for every single species except human beings where weโre all the same and you shouldnโt worry about it
>>532728671>they even include the incest factor through the compatibility thingIncest has no penalty, only time paradox does.
>>532728557It's very obvious he's one of those 200+ pulls no Kitasan except spark lucklets. This is like the 4th hour of his insane copebabble.
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AIEEE NOOOO DONT SUCK MY BLOOD
>>532728728Shake it Out is baked into the Special Needs they dropped in the first event. I don't have Creek either you'll be okie.
>>532727971Outlawing incest is a social engineering agenda moreso than it is any kind of eugenics agenda. The ruling class didn't spend centuries eliminating all competing clans just to allow their servants to start forming clan systems again.
>>532728845UM BRO? ARE YOU GOING TO LET HER DIE THEN??
>>532728483>A. Only in the short-term.We are getting CinGray anime S2, we already have all the Umamusume Winning Lives on Spotify and on Youtube. Tell me how we do not benefit exactly.
>B.Gacha is a fucking plague and I wouldnโt shed a tear if I woke up tomorrow to legislation destroying the industry on a global scale. Lootboxes are cancer, microtransactions are cancer, premium currency is cancer, battle passes are cancer, kill all of it.I do not disagree, but by the end of the day, all we can do is make the system more fair and try to make Gacha Companies give more value as a whole including Game Companies in exchange for money being given to them.
>>532728683The chances of genetic mutations between two unrelated parents is around 2-4%.
The chances of genetic mutations between two related parents is 30-50%. Recessive genes that are normally harmless become much more dangerous and likely to cause issues with incest.
Don't spread misinfo man. If breeders arent doing it, what makes you think its ok for humans to do it?
>>532728632I know, it's a luck of the draw if you get a good run and use your horse as a successful sire.
It really replicates the feel as a rogue lite and I fucking love it.
>>532728557>>532728841WAIT WHICH IS THE RETARD
>>532728845AIIEE NO DONT SUCK MY DICK
>>532728823I never said that to begin with, only that incest is a thing. One male grandparent is Oguri, then she magically also becomes the mother one gen later with the son.
>>532728906>NOOOOOOOOO STOP LOVING YOUR SIBLING OR COUSIN AAAAAAA MY NARRATIVEshut the fuck up
Skipping Kitasan banner.
Rolling Curren Chan banner.
>>532728646Can agree, I do not get why he thinks it's "Watchable" it's legitimately great all throughout. Pretty Derby S1 and even S2 are great. All throughout Animation just gets better and better even up to CinGray.
Global pasa's stamina to spare is
>Slightly decrease fatigue early-race. (Pace Chaser)
JP pasa's stamina keep is
>LeaderใปIf you're in the first half of the pack during the second half of the Opening Leg, your stamina will slightly recover
Do they just do buff waves of stuff beyond guts? Are there any notable nerfs?
>>532728565*bites your tongue*
Are you guys still talking about inbreeding?
>>532726856he also did kawakami
>>532728872Yes youโre right about that but cosanguinity in the middle east and Muslim world is shockingly high while the majority of that doesnโt contribute towards effective power structures, itโs just a net loss
I just failed 3 2% trainings in a row, what the FUCK.
>>532728906Why are you lying? Itโs a 25% to 35% increase in risk, not a chance of getting a deformed spawn. Why are outcestfags always so insecure that they immediately start bullshitting?
I only need like 5k more for second pity on kita... Maybe I'll just... Skim on groceries a little bit...
>>532729023Theyre the same skill, global just sucks at localizing skills.
For example, neither acceleration or velocity refer to speed, they refer to power
>>532729017That's because it's done in-house with a lot of autism rather than passed around.
If the big boss says it's sakuga time horse drama hour, the it is sakuga time horse drama hour all week, even the special ones, especially those marvelous silent sundays.
>>532729103Lying is the liberals favorite kind of weapon, because they're afraid of having to fight toe to toe, fully aware of their chances of victory. They ALWAYS attack you on a personal level, trying to discredit you as a result by posting bullshit.
Are the rest of my cards worth coping with a non max kita
>play late/end
boxed in
>play pace
boxed in anyway or out of stamina
>play front
late start
being f2p is suffering
>>532728368You are downplaying 3LB too much and overestimating the stat gains from MLB
I would understand if resources and run were limited but this game is practically a rogue like, you can do a lot of runs, MLB will get better runs most of the time but is not like you cannot get good runs or similar runs with 3LB, most runs will be used for sparks and not always for races.
3LB IS still pretty high on the meta this early on and will still be high on the meta because we can see the future, we know we'll get a guaranteed kitasan, we know we can still get her in the rerun or outside banner.
And again, im not saying that you shouldn't go for MLB if you are less than 200 rolls, im saying that recommending to go past guaranteed pity is retarded, as not only the chances are low but since we won't have enough for 2 guarantee pities, people are essentially choosing to lose a part of a guaranteed SSR if they go past it.
I am fairly sure my younger sister is a full brocon and has been sexually attracted to me for a decade but I would rather just not ever open that can of worms in my lifetime
>>532729023Yes they do buff skills by actually changing their effects on a few big patches but they donโt nerf anything
>>532729023Oh, that was one of the skills that got buffed on an anni. I forgot which one, but it was tuned to activate at a more specific time in JP.
>>532729193Your other SSRs are pretty shit, but youโve got some great SRs.
>>532728943the guy saying MLB Kita is not worth it is the retard, pull for Kita and heed the words of the JPfags who still regret not MLBing Kitasan all these years later
>>532729193This is workable.
Save for a while then maybe you can get king and flash to cooperate.
>be far from lead as special week
>ability triggers
>wins by like 5 lengths
>late start THREE races in a row
>on a front runner
FUCK YOU CYGAMES
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>>532729298FUCK YOUUUUUU
4.5k CARATS GONE FOR 3 PULLS OF THIS
>>532729309pace chaser or late?
>>532729259I hate you. People who have what I want and then donโt even appreciate it should just die.
>>532729318What kind of stats do you have that a late starts fuck you this hard?
Do you at least have 250 stamina?
Chat does anyone have a good stam/speed card for front/long runners for borrowing? (I already have Black)
>>532729360was pace I believe, tried it cause both had A
>>532729023>guts buffwhat is it going to do?
Eugenics doens't work because humans take too long to mature they aren't horses where you can see if they're a good batch after 3 years
>>532719578bro i feel you, since the start of the game i am with good luck on this gacha, but like until now i didn't get el condor pass or mayano top gun of all the 2* and 1*, and i have like 3 girls 3* that i got with no rolls basically
>El Condor Pasa's tits are just 1cm smaller than Daiwa Scarlet's
Ah no wonder I've had this erection all day
>>532728646Settle down sperg, 'watchable' is a referential comparison to how most game anime is dogshit (gbf) and not about its specific quality
Why don't nips understand the concept of rate up?
>>532729298But let's say you have 2 LB Kita with pity, isn't better to wait for the rerun banner? Nowhere near meta you can cope for a few months, right?
>>532729371You sound like my sister
>>532729436Calm down grass, we know you are happy but don't you dare clap it
>>532729436New uma WORLD ! ! !?
>>532729395I won 1 out of those 3
late starts especially fuck over front runners
https://x.com/Shark_Tehm1975/status/1948957696834552042
>>532729259>I am fairly sure my younger sister is a full brocon and has been sexually attracted to me for a decade but I would rather just not ever open that can of worms in my lifetimegood but it's a shame you didn't do anything when you were younger like kissing & grinding so you can pretend it never happened as an adult but have a weird sexual tension at times
>>532729406guts vs guts checks among other things
>>532729459Just as a 5% discount can be a sale, so too can going from 0.166% to 0.5% odds be a rate up.
>>532725868TM Opera O
I dont remember so I'll let the next 5 decide
>>532729436pic unrelated?
>>532728906Mutations have nothing to do with incest you buzzword spouting faggot. Mutation is spontaneous change in genes. All incest does is increase the occurrence of homozygous alleles. I already pointed out that recessive genes could be good or bad, just like dominant genes could be good or bad, so you're not making any kind of factual argument as to why it's any worse than the alternatives.
>If breeders arent doing it, what makes you think its ok for humans to do it?Appealing to authorities in an era where all the authorities are retarded? A bold strategy.
>>532729358it's time to reroll
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>>532729259>I am fairly sure my younger sister is a full brocon and has been sexually attracted to me for a decade but I would rather just not ever open that can of worms in my lifetime>t.
>>532728617Right because all the greatest animes were funded by gambling. These companies are all about greed and they normalize consumer abuse while claiming its only for growth. Absolute load of horseshit. The executives bleed the company dry when instead of their massive payouts they could pay for everything youre talking about
>>532729436seeing her in her bathing suit at angles that made her massive tits obvious made me like her less. i think her tits should be smaller
>/uma/ - Incest and Genetics
>>532729564stop jerking off full stop
>>532728801Anon, this is shit that was still being researched in the fucking 80s.
brothers belong to their sisters
sisters belong to their brothers
so what is card meta? why is 5 speed bad for example, or is it?
>>532729298Please don't listen to this retard, if you don't have enough rolls for pity, AKA 200 ROLLS, do not fucking roll on the banner, period.
The rates in this games are very fucking ass, YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE AND GET NOTHING FOR SOMETHING YOU CAN SIMPLY WAIT, JUST BORROW KITA IF YOU ARE BELOW 3LB AND MOVE ON OR REROLL FOR 3 COPIES + GUARANTEED.
>>532729456Define watchable for gacha standards, Leviathan was a funny shitpost and kemono friends was a wild ride for an anime made for a dead game.
Uma feels like royalty among gachas with how memorable the characters are.
>>532729675A woman wrote this post
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>inbreeding
>>532729069Im gonna inseminate my dumb daughter urara
>>532725868El Condor Pasa
Haven't yet, but I almost jerked it to Satono Diamond.
>>532729734assuming you're not running shitter cards, 5 speed is going to have you hit the stat cap of 1200 way before the end of the campaign
at which point you're left with your dick in your hand and 5 cards that are no longer providing use
>>532725868el condor pasa
i do not jerk off to my pupils
>>532729436I won't look at her lewds until pulling her... just missing top gun and her damnit. Could 3*
>>532725868Bakushin
Top Gun
>>532729468Depends on your account I guess. If you would get a big boost from grabbing more SR dupes and using your own 3LB Kitasan to be able to borrow an MLB Stam or Pwr card instead of Kita it could be good to gun for it.
>>532729791weird thing is a modern diet also causes inbreed type apperance
STOP TRYING TO FUCK
PLEASE
AND THANK YOU
Imagine if there's Uma Jousting
>>532729847You still click speed for power retard
>>532729358All you had to do is simply math to see that the rates are very low.
For one lucky people posting their lucky rolls here, there's thousands that didn't post their garbage rolls or worse, they simply rerolled or quit the game.
>>532729946Abos are fucking disgusting to look at I'm glad that I don't have to run into them too much.
>>532729734>Kitasan/Sweep/Creek/Motion/Vodka or Manhattan >Tazuna for team horses, 3rd stat card for sparks
>>5327297345 speed would be bad because there's a good chance you'd hit the stat limit (1200) far before the end of your career, and any turns with those excessive speed cards giving rainbow to a stat you can't even train anymore would be "wasted", or you would at least have better training opportunities to choose from if one of those speeds were some other card type
that's a specific example to what you gave but there are a lot more considerations, for individual cards their strength lies in particular stats like specialty priority, their skills, and the stat/energy boosts from their events, but for what kind of cards you take (like 5 speed) you have to consider your horse's stat bonuses (e.g if a medium-length horse gets +20% bonus speed training, you might consider swapping a speed card out for a stam/power)
You WILL fuck your sister, umadacchi.
>>532729468The chances of getting another Kita are very low and if you have bad SR at that point i would suggest to reroll.
but if you value your account for whatever reason, just borrow MLB Kitasan and wait 6 months for rerun
>>532725868matikanefukukitaru
grass wonder
>>532729358Let me tell you something, anon. I had 2LB Kitasan at 530 pulls, and I decided I would just be irresponsible and at least spark my 3LB Kitasan. Then the next two ten pulls gave me one each. The moral of the story is keep pulling.
As fun and enjoyable as TV anime are, you have to realize that TV anime nowadays are essentially very expensive advertisements for whatever they're adapting. Making a 12 episode anime is already a huge money sink, and the only direct sources of revenue for an anime are licensing costs and advertisements within the time slot they bought for airing. Sponsorships are another way of getting money but there's usually a fine print for that too. BD sales barely make a dent into the cost too and even that is split between the production company and the IP holder. Cygames going all out and making three seasons worth of anime is only feasible because they are a huge company with a sizable budget already, and I'm 100% certain they already made back all of what's spent on anime through the game. Live service games also have the incentive of having to periodically create new content for the players to enjoy.
Does the system suck? Yes. What's the alternative? Making a fully finished game that'll be forgotten in a few months? Making exclusively film releases so you can expect to make money back on ticket sales? Holding concerts?
>>532725868>Suzuka>SuzukaLearning how to gen my own porn has changed me as a man.
>>532720475if you are lucky enough you can put a 3* spark and hope it gets to a B or A, i use a maruzensky which only had 3* dirt from urara and a dream, and i got her to B and still use her because i dont have anything better
>>532725868Rice Shower
Transcend
Just buy a mlb kitasan you retards. They're five bucks each from the chinks now
>>532730158And then you have flip flappers
>>532725868>Oguri Cap>Teio
For anons that hover around top 100 of their team trials class, does it still give you visibility for friends? Are you still getting added by newer players or have most people moved onto the friend code database/discords?
>>532730154>I GOT LUCKY (despite 530+ rolls for MLB being practically average) SO YOU WILL GET LUCKY TOOit doesn't work that way anon.
>>532730092Ashley would be a horse girl desu
>>532730154>The moral of the story is keep pulling.Based
>>532730218TV anime originals are still something I haven't fit into my understanding, but what I already said applies: licensing fees, merch sales, and BD/DVD sales are still the main sources of revenue. Not to mention sponsorships for initial budget.
>>532730268IT does if you pull enough, anon. But if you don't pull you won't get lucky.
>gambles in the gambling game
>loses
>gets pissed and comes here to tell people to not gamble
You can't make this shit up.
>>532730158Cykagames have money to throw on random stuff like Akiba Maid, Apo Hotel and that homo anime I forgot the name. They'll live.
https://files.catbox.moe/zayd90.mp4
SEX
>>532729358Never small pull in a Cygames game
>>532730158Gacha's are fucking bad though and the model needs to die. Anime is a money sink but gachas are too powerful to ignore I guess.
I still enjoy Madoka even though she doesn't really have a game. Franchises are meant to die after awhile.
Uma Musume having a global launch after 5 years is beating a dead horse.
>>532730218You talking about that anime? I rewatched that one a few times.
>>532730212Do you know the average price for mlb kita + fm + sc?
>>532730158And inflated cost
>my fucking feeling when sunrise just released a new gundam wing mv with a style replicating the 80's-90's animation with the background, thick outlines, and stills, with consistent quality in old traditional animation style instead of digital Okay, the last 30 seconds were completely digital but yike, the cost must have been insane
>>532729805Winrar. Kinda hard to find good material of her though
>>532730158>despite selling the best of any anime on BD>clearly this is just a drop in the bucket and the entire thing costs way more to make>which is why no other anime exists and certainly not hundreds of worse shows every season
>>532730348*lick* *smooch*
>>532730158>you have to realize that TV anime nowadays are essentially very expensive advertisements>NowadaysIt's always been like this, if anything I'd argue you actually get more rubbish getting complete anime adaptations these days compared to years gone by.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS I JUST DID OKA SHO AND APPARENTLY ITS NOT THIS
>>532730410All hag umas should honestly be expelled from Tracen
>>532730354I'm happy originals get to exist at all, look at symphogear. Nana wills it.
>>532730465ngh..
I gotta sleep before this gets out of hand
>>532730472Its a sprint sometime in the spring
>>532730472can you fucking read anon
>>532730472[oka sho rally] (event name): complete 10 career playthroughs (the actual objective)
retardbro...
please stop posting lewd belnos or i'll have to masturbate
>>532730448>certainly not hundreds of worse shows every seasonHow many of those are originals? How many of those are adaptations of manga/light novels/video games and aren't part of an existing already popular franchise like Gundam or Macross?
BELNO LIGHT IS A GOOD GIRL
STOP POSTING THESE
>>532730410Teio doesn't know sex, Mayano confirmed it.
>>532729254I think you're mistaken about how much power LBs represent. All those little 1% and 2% incremental bonuses on limit breaks are compounding benefits, they look small but the end result is massive. An MLB that you can use in every deck for every track and distance is already very hard to pass up, and an overpowered MLB that you can use for everything is simply too good to pass up. The benefits would have to be absolutely massive to choose juggling another 0-2 LB SSR around over getting that, and none of the banners I've seen upcoming offer that. Kita rerun is a long ways off, SC doesn't power spike until 3LB and her banner is too soon for anyone to pity her anyway, and she isn't even suitable for sprints. There's simply no reason not to roll for Kita now, pity or not.
>>532730568Like over a hundred? Every single season?
Do you think the money comes from thin air?
>>532730472It's an optional race, I don't know who can get it but I did it with my sex whorse King Halo at least.
>>532730112I still have around 12k.
>>532730582Mayano doesnt know anything about love either, there's an event where another uma starts telling her about adult relationships and she spergs out
>>532730539You should let go and have some fun, umadacchi~
FUCK YOU RICE SHOWER FOR STOPPING MY BOURBON FROM GETTING THE TRIPLE CROWN AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>532729791Average mulatto kid is about as ugly.
>>532725868Maruzensky
Matikanefukukitaru
>>532730773Couldn't feel any sympathy for her in the anime because I watched it after playing the game.
exactly 200 rolls on kita banner complete (plus a misclick 10 pull on the other support banner) on this account. is it worth going for more kitas given that i wont be hitting the 200 again or should i just save for summer maruzensky or w/e
>>532730532Imagine being the "thread guy", What a fucking loser
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>>532731050>>532731170>No MLB cards>No Kitasan Might be hard for your account.
>>532731318Kitasan is right there...
>>532725868haru urara
nishino flower
>>532724645Based long bottom leaf referencer
So i got 2 veteran umas wtih 3* power sparks.
I found a set of 8 G1s that oguri, special week, maruzensky and teio can all run.
Do i just run with one of them now, get all the G1 wins, pray for a 3* stat spark (and a good set of other sparks hopefully) and then hopefully move on to the next one so i eventually reach a double circle affinity easily with all the affinity bonus from G1 wins?
>>532734936Yeah pretty much. You could skimp and go for 2* sparks at this stage but if you have the energy and time I say fuck it and go for 3*
>>5327259625% fail chance for almost one year. At least for now.
She's cute and sexy though.
>>532735817how many stats do the G1 sparks usually give?
Like how should i value a 3* blue spark but trash G1 sparks vs. a 2* blue spark but a lot of 2* and maybe 3* white sparks. From what i can tell they don't give any initial stat boost so i'd have to wait for the first inspriation for them to pay off.
But the second might be better if it can more reliably get higher affinities through the G1 wins between legacy umas?
>>532729401i have a mihono bourbon of power who has great skills for frontrunner, and besides that i have the mayano stam MLB, just need to level up her 437187152768 if you want
>>532730472you can do it with air groove bakushin and daiwa i think,i did it with bakushin is like a g2 in the first or second year, so you have to schedule it
I want to calculate how much time i have to save and who will i be able to pull for. another anon some time ago said that we are at about x1.5 speed compared to jp. about how many carats will we be able to save per month on average?
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