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Almond Milk

should i use my ticket on mcqueen or rudolf?
is there any other method to get either of these horses other than rolling?

Matikanetannhauser

180 pulls
zero kita
zero dia

tokai teio!

has the CUMA danchou made his daily coping post now that another half a dozen people left his club?

>>532719148
you have to wait for the orb to be blue

>>532719119
shards, but 3* cost like 120 of them, just wait until you get spooked by either and grab the other

>>532719119
use it on the uma you like more (it should be mcqueen unless you're literally tokai teio)

>>532719005 (OP)
>the only titty monster here is El Condor Pasa
DOGSHIT OP

Digitan LOVE

Which one of you assholes used my 3000 carats?

>>532719163
just watch them become the #1 club

Can we have at least ONE thread without trainer rape?

>>532719184
now post fanart of her with huge tits and off-model body that makes her look even more like a goddess of sex, lovemaking, and eroticism

>>532719261
HE WOULD NEVER SAY THIS

I was reading reddit and discord and they were unironically advising people to roll Tazuna instead of Super Creek, since SC is now only usable for Long. How true is this?

>>532719261
>umas
>not behaving like animalistic rapists
impossible

why do the mejiros and satonos feel the need to trick trainer-san into marriage? they're powerful enough they could probably just demand the government produces a valid marriage registration without trainer even knowing.

>>532719261
okay...
does Tachyon making a female trainer ingest a heat serum, and then 'fixing her' count as rape?

tonight my dinner is black beans rice and tilapia so i can double spark next banner

Who's the Frank Hayes of uma musume?

>>532719337
The things their Mongolian ancestors did to their victims...

>>532719305
thanks doc

Hopefully this'll be strong enough to kill legend bakushin(sadly couldn't get gourmand, will try again later)

>>532719315
How many bitches do I get if I copy his fit and hair?

>>532719261
Trainer rape is inevitable

Nice Lone Wolf bro it would be a shame if I ran it too

>>532716217
Well I decided to roll once just to have new umas to play with while I save for a month and BOY did that work out

Special thanks to the anon last thread for the advice too

failing the 5% made me think i could win the 95% too

>Have 3lb kita after pity
>Want to pull for more kita, but also need to do a single 10 pull on umas at some point just to have more horses to play with
Is 4lb really so much better than 3lb that i should be dumping everything to get it? I feel like 1 uma 10 pull will be good to at least get story carots and a fleshed out team but I feel like the base umas are fine for beating career anyway

>>532719308
THE
FUCKING
DREAM
YOU FAGGOTS!

>>532719132
mambo

>horses are for riding
>entire uma community is begging for femdom
what

MacQween

EI EI MUN!

>>532719353
Dia basically strong arms the guy into being her trainer
She has no need for tricks

>>532719413
your power bwo?

how dumb is Mayono Top Gun?

There better not be any talk of MaruzenSHIT in this thread

>>532719478
they are literally humans with horse levels of physical stats
umas are MADE to dominate normal humans

>>532719348
Cash can be tracked via serial numbers even if you go beyond the borders of the issuing country and transact with some careless small business owners in third world countries who's just happy to receive money for their honest products or services. Money laundering is never as easy as they show it in the movies.

>>532719429
>Pick it as a free boost
>But also to block literally anyone else that tries to run it
>Anon does it block me
... Oh no?
>>532719415
About three fiddy

I'm going to spend my 3k carrots on 300 more soul crushing careers to farm my own harem of 9* everything and ignore the gay 3 guest limit

>>532719156
>Want top gun more than any horse
>haven't gotten her
>rolling for a SSR banner for a SR horse feels stupid

>>532719542
She’s literally a child

So close to A rank. Bourbon is moody as fuck and I usually wasted 8 turn in every single run just to cure her.

>>532719413
>he isn't powermaxxing
ngmi

Lovely.

>>532719005 (OP)
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniff sniff

>build 600/600/600/600 speed/power/stamina/wit
>get 1* guts

>>532719335
Probably under the assumption that since the upcoming CM is medium, you can get away with 3 normal stamina recovery skills and/or are stuck in Pace chaser hell + Gourmand for medium. You still need her since she's the only usable SSR stamina card, for now.

>>532719614
she should've been a shota

is perfect condition a scam? I get more failures from it than poor condition

>>532719505
>sloppa

>>532719348
>give her my apartment address
Do with that as you will

I'm gonna RAPE Torena-san this thread...

Should I keep rolling on this banner or is there something to save for now that I've got 3LB Kita?

>>532719005 (OP)
YAKUZABROS OUR RESPONSE?

>>532719609
show cards now, I don't get how you fuckers manage to get perfect luck.

>>532719554
*sips*
Yep, that Grass Wonder kid will be good someday
*sips*
she should pay attention to her friends though
*sips*
ahhh... now that Seabiscuit, THAT was a race horse.

>>532719156
I want to post a video of her singing danger zone but you cant fucking post sound mp4s here

What about stamaxing?

>>532719459
Stop calling that whore mambo.
Mambo is El's pet.

>>532719581
Hot

>>532719005 (OP)
love Love LOVE puffy horse donut and muscular horse pussy!!!

>>532719452
For the last time, no.
You will get her eventually, the chances of you getting the 4th are very low and if you dont get it, its very bad.
3LB still a pretty good card if not still the best one for a long time, best case scenario you get it off-banner from a lucky roll, worse case scenario you get her with the anniversary ticket or use the uncap material

>>532719697
>our response
>yakuzabros
nigger you're a filthy ghetto nigger at worst
a wanna be jap browntoid maybe
a pathetic white bread bitch boy at best

>>532719674
Most of the super off model shit he was requesting is sloppa

>>532719404
and (((they))) ban you for umaphobia for mentioning that

>>532719163
No I wasn't planning on doing it, but you just convinced me

Should I be taking on g1 races when I have the chance?

>>532719665
I’m speechless. She is perfect as is!

>>532719335
reddit faggots and discord trannies don't play the game. Super Creek is great for every distance, yes, even sprint, and has the best skill in the game. Tazuna is only good if you already have a strong deck, and you can always use Aoi instead if you want skill points and heals so much

>>532719690
Which one?

>special week decides to pay attention to the injured suzuka more for a while
>this somehow pisses off grass wonder so bad
Uma moment

>>532719348
>羡慕别人的花,忘了自己的果
>Envying others' flowers, forgetting your own fruit.
Don't be jealous of all these MLB Kita's with fully MLB'd SR's. Remind yourself why you started playing and fell in love with Uma Musume.

>3000 carats
>20 rolls
>zero SSR
its actually over...

>>532719554
>>532719708
Please stop slandering my cute 51 years old uma

>>532719542
She relies more on her instincts bordering on magic. She can easily understand anything you teach her or anything she can see or watch, but she sucks at explaining concepts she knows. Thankfully she's open to learning even stuff she found boring before, such as homework.

>>532719837
sure, gaining fans, skill points and extra stats can be very efficient.
Also look up the sparks they can give you. Some are really nice

>>532719794
Thank you wise anon

>>532719893
I am now saving my carats for Amazon

>>532719581
out of 10!

>>532719886
is Grass Wonder a yandere for Spe-chan?

>>532719794
I was the anon from last thread, that's a different guy, and I appreciate your advice last thread

>>532719957
OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE

use this as OP onegai

B for Boobs

>>532719706
I got S speed and A+ power before senior summer so RNG was REALLY kind this run

onsen sex with Kita's grandpa

Anyone here who can explain why a colt won the 1986 Hanshin Juvenile Fillies?

you will be rape

>>532719893
how unlucky, that's only 1 in a 22 million chance of rolling MLB Kita

should I cleat R cards? from what I gather, there's no reason to use them anyways

>>532719906
I wasn't, Boomer Umas are cool

>>532719348
i accidentally ate two large pizzas again...

>special week is supposedly the game's protagonist
>Mcqueen is the main character of the actual main story of uma musume
>special week doesn't even appear in it

>>532720057
It wasn't a filly race until the 1991, so you get weird anachronisms like this.

Which Umas will become alcoholics when they retire from racing?

>>532720073
Erm, your free carats for uncapping support cards?

>>532719478
Because this is one of the most popular gachas in the west now, if not the most
Femdom as a fetish umbrella trends toward the upper class and burgers/yuros definitely have more wealth than the southeast asians and south americans you see posting NTR and rape shit eveywhere

>>532720002
If Matikanefukukitaru actually had a secret third eye that'd be kind of cool.

fuck

Will there be any must-rolls to the level of picrel in the near/far future?

>>532720165
>He doesn't know
Special Chud has two chapters in the main story to herself.

Forget Bakushin Bakushin, how do i get Carrot Ranger's theme song on the jukebox

>>532719696
If you haven't sparked yet, you absolutely should.

If you already sparked, no, not worth keeping going.

>>532719802
i'm not sure if danbooru or gelbooru can reliably catch and remove sloppa at this point but there are a few artworks of almond eye on those sites that give almond eye larger tits

>>532720182
there's already a few

Hot take but I think Satono Diamond is insanely hot and would have sex with her

>>532720165
>Watch S1 expecting Special Week
>The protag is actually Suzuka

>>532720262
next one is 2 years away iirc

>>532720165
CHUD Week will have her revenge.

has anyone managed to get dirt aptitude sparks? i haven't seen a single one yet

>>532719957
Wow what a fucking rude bitch

>>532720185
I've already gotten them all, I think. 160 cards is the last one, right?

>wake up
>3k carots
>roll twice for 9Rs +1SR
>get my pity kita
anons... its finally over

>>532720048
>not even mlb kitasan
I swear I'm about to blow my brains out trying to not get cucked every summer by these fucking shity fucking supports

>>532720381
I want to fuck her fat folds

>SR support that's outright better than some SSR supports
>never get her let alone MLB her

>>532720262
Christmas Oguri

I will be hiding from Belno Dark and Satono Diamond to avoid being raped in this thread

who's that sexy blonde uma on the left and how long until she comes to global

Please just let me unlock her outfit letting her race in the generic peasant idol outfit seems wrong

>>532720381
I have a 6* dirt spark but the blue spark fucking sucks, farming for Dirt Maru is gonna be a long journey

>doing a matikanefukitaru run
>job on every track that isn't sunny
>jobs on every day that ends with y
am i missing something? how do I even build her

>10 career runs a day for the past 5 days
>no 3* spark

only cyjews can make me feel like shit for spending time playing a game with nothing to show for it

Anyways. I finally got my MLB kita. It only took 570 rolls. Dont ask how much I paid.

Should I round up to exchange for the other SSR? Seems like a waste to turn into clovers...

>>532720381
i have an urara with 3* dirt spark

No wonder Suzuka is so fast she's flat

>>532719178
>>532719198
was gonna get mcqueen because her story goes away in 1 week?

>>532720048
why Oguri and not Vodka

>>532719653
Aren't there better stamina SR cards like Manhattan? Creek feels like she's there just for the skill.
>>532719335
I think MLB Tazuna is extremely useful for keeping runs consistent and not failing due to bad luck. She both reduces the amount of energy you spend and also recovers your energy in many events. Having to rest less times = less chance of having a bad sleep event and lowering mood.
I think mood and rest were patched several times later on the JP server, leading to less risks of bad events and lowering Tazuna's usefulness, but I remember she being considered meta for a little while at the start.
If you have 3LB or more Kitasan, I think her MLB becomes worth experimenting with on the friend slot.

>>532720431
I don't get it

Good dirt horse one day

>>532720381
I've gotten dirt sparks, but the other sparks were pretty terrible

are my other wit cards good or do i stick with her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEocFBu8rns
Tama-chan....

>>532720475
>>532720489
how do you go about farming for it again? just running a lot of dirt races?

Groove...

Has anyone else here ever made a Medium/Long Bakushin win the G1s or are you all bitch ass niggers?

>>532720472
Her legend race is coming tomorrow, just hang in there

>>532720578
matikane and daiwa

>>532720468
Durandal and check it yourself
https://honse.moe/timeline

>>532720483
WTF DONT KILL ME RICE SHOWER PLEASE!

>>532720456
I've burned so many SR cards from these gibs, but I still don't have a single Sweep
Goddamn infuriating

>>532720595
Umamusune X Balatro when?

I never got my invitation to AlmondLove

>>532720483
holy whaleman. And yes whale, may as well get Dia.

Belno is NOT a delinquent.
Belno is NOT a rapist.

Belno is a wholesome girl.

>>532720583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0

>>532720578
You should be using the event card or daiwa

>>532720584
Someone with Dirt A or higher aptitude has a chance to give pink dirt sparks at the end of the run, at the start you'll probably only have Urara to farm with

>>532720513
I didn't have a MLB Vodka to borrow at the time, and I don't need BoFA for a sprinter anyway

>>532720647
Top 5 most cum onnable tits in the franchise

>>532720681
I love the CinGray cast so much

>>532720671
But I want a delinquent rapist

>>532720595
do you think Air Groove has feelings for Rudolf?
>>532720671
that's what an evil rapist would want us to think...

>>532720671
>Belno is a wholesome girl
Until I get with her

>>532720468
That's a dog, not a horse.

I think I'm having enough fun with the game to swipe.

I do have a very autistic rule about gachas though, I can only swipe once per game, ever.

On that note, should I get the 3* ticket pack, which would also give me enough to roll for the guaranteed 3* horse banner? feels like then I'd have enough horses to make basic pvp teams and autistically save for support cards.

I know the daily pack has the most "value" but this is in regards to my only swipe once rule

>>532720705
thanks bro

>>532720602
is it her first ? neat wonder if will have enuf

>>532720381
Bro I don't even have a second dirt Uma

>>532720468
holy sex

left or right for long? maybe im being fooled by pretty gold skills but left might still be better... I was like 2 races off from beeline burst too...

>>532720772
CUTE DOGGO! I wonder if she would be a good bodyguard...

>>532720209
I would genuinely do babyplay if Creek asked me to

>>532720498
i don't think stories go away, unless you mean the current event which in that case, i don't think the ticket affects in anything, the only thing mcqueen gets and i as a mcqueenlet thinks is that she gets more event points, but you could also just borrow a kitasan black MLB

>>532720564
What is her personality?

>>532720837
bofadeez nuts on your mouth lmaooo

anyone else selling items on the steam marketplace to buy rolls?

>>532720791
you are better off waiting for a special pack like anni or something like that

>>532720837
Right and it's not close. Iron Will is so ass compared to bofa

>>532720595
>golshi queen
> not joker or ace

>>532720715
What’s the full top 5?

Is using event cards worth bricking your support card deck just got farm event points?

Or I guess specifically, can I just use MLB kitasan/MLB creek and 4 shitty event cards?

>>532720791
>vtumor image
>reddit spacing from hell
SEANIGGER SPOTTED GET HIM!!

>>532720837
Swinging Maestro and BoFA >>>>> Iron Will, get the right one

>>532720825
Yup. I haven't done the math but I wouldn't be surprised if you could get enough to unlock her outfit if you beat her and complete the daily missions every day.
https://umamusume.com/news/211/

>>532720598
long sparks are for haru. everyone wants to see her smile, bakushin can die in a dumpster

>200 rerolls
>best i got is 3LB Dia
come on...

>>532719554
They didn't need to make her ear sound so cute in this scene

Should I be burning SR and R cards every month to buy the SR ticket from the shop?

>Getting rainbow speed training before Debut
Ah, so this is the power of the (just LB3) Kitasan, huh?

So where is Broye

I always just auto my team trials teams because I don't know what would go where
Should I actually pick and choose who goes where?

>>532720842
goldship would record it and play on academy network

>>532720904
Yeah, I've seen multiple anons sell their inventories too. Also sold a bunch of cards myself and bought one of the 20 dollar packs.

Cinderella grey make good US Uma

>>532720956
Suzuka
McQueen
Top Gun
Grass Wonder
Teio

>>532720910
What kind of packs does anni have? Usually gacha anni packs are like, BIG TIME whale packs. At least in other gachas.

>>532720960
Obese burger, I just like well-spaced posts.

>>532720958
>Is using event cards worth bricking your support card deck just got farm event points?
i finished the event only using borrowed mlb kita

>>532721051
>shark teeth
>extremely brutish design from top to bottom
holy fucking hell that is incredible desgn

>>532720619
Well, shit. That's a long time to save up I guess

this was one of the most wanted horses ever since S1 released btw
https://x.com/Dreamboum/status/1948917730830074263

>>532720958
the only card in my deck with an event bonus was kitasan black and i've already cleared the entire ladder

>>532720958
depends how far you are
im just 50k points away from finishing all rewards and I pretty much ignore the points bonus now

>>532720791
wait for anni, it's like the beginner packs but the ticket is a selector instead and has a bigger pool

im tired of hearing harikite iko, when is the next kitasan

>>532719950
Same but I was weak and rolled the 3k without thinking...
Just kinda wanted to see if I could spark something, at least I got 3* vodka out of it

>>532721045
I'm selling some dota 2 items for heroes I dont really play much anymore...

>>532720498
the story thingies are just 4 eps to get you to roll for the banner. if you have either mcqueen - you already perma have them

Finally figured out why I don't get to A-rank consistently. I borrow either MLB Kitasan Black or MLB Super Creek.

The rest of my SR Speed cards are not at MLB (best I got is sweep tosho at 2LB).

My Stam cards are shit (no vodka, no SRs at MLB),

Power card is literally the two worst ones (ryan and digital at MLB),

INT is fine motion at 0LB, no MLB, best I got is 0LB Daiwa and 1LB Sunday.

No matter what combination I use, whether is "proper" or SPD+WIT onry,, I'm at B+ unless I get lucky with RNG and Insipirations

>>532721152
>cuts before we can see what happens next
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE KINO

>>532721057
>flat
>flat
>budding
>small
>budding
Uhhh...based?

>>532721031
What, you don't start your careers with an idea of where they would slot onto the veteran team after you were done?

>>532720960
hating vtubers while playing Uma musume has got to be a very very strange mental pattern. They literally break into constant idol concerts after races...

> Free rolls for no reason
> Noice
> Got my last tosho & cafe for mlb
> Got another level on Fine Motion and Seiun Sky
Nice. I guess I'll have to pity Kitasan again but I should get that done without issues by August 1st at this pace
So much shit to level I ran out of SP and money

moar gibs n shieet please

>>532721057
gigabased

>>532721226
Don't sell all of your arcanas, bwo...

>>532721198
>get to see a super cute sweaty girl flash her cleavage while smiling at you (and giving you 50 speed)
>THIS SUCKS

>>532720897
explode
>>532720946
>>532720964
thanks, was worried that the many other small skills would just barely be better overall but I guess stamina really is that good

speaking of, I guess borrowed mlb creek and vodka's bofa is good enough for stamina training no? I feel like I waste too many turns on stamina training and rng just barely lets me win with crappy speed/power stats
this run I decided to use my shitty mlb0 kitasan for curvature and honestly it wasnt bad at all, the skill is pretty good

is the $20 pack worth it?

>>532721329
Can we get to 10m downloads before Seiun Sky's banner ends?

>>532721391
no, man. no

>>532721329
>Free Air Shakur soon
hype

>>532721329
didn't the jap server just receive another reward for a download milestone? those rewards are probably going to take years to all be given

>>532721391
Worth is a social construct

>>532721280
even weirder is that the sperg knew that was a vtuber. Sure, polka is holo but shes not that big

>>532721329
Are we getting all of these in the first year?

>>532721428
>they really named a horse after tupac

>>532721329
WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET 3K ??? I didn't get that :(

>>532721391
depends how dolphin you are, they're the best value of what we have so far but we get better packs later for anni stuff

>>532721269
No?
I just make sure everyone has at least 600 of the first three stats and 3 to 400 of the other two, while pumping Spe whenever I can
Sometimes a stat caps, sometimes it doesn't.

>>532721391
>the card one
no
>the uma one
only if the current 3* uma roster has someone you like

>>532721473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opCiPY9OZgQ

>got the 3k carats
>said fuck it and did 5 10 pulls, 4 on card, 1 on character
>got MLB Kitasan + assortment of good LBs
>got Tokai
yea, I think I'm winning

>>532719348
I can fix her mom, with my cock.

>You cant use bakushin in the bakushin race
WHAT THE FUCK

I'M SCREWED WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT RACE

>>532721391
It depends if you want to spend money on the game or not, and how committed you are and if it's just spare income. I'd say it's worth it from my stand point since I work and I don't mind spending a bit on it, also it's guaranteed 3* trainee and SSR supp which is not bad at all, I think I got Maruzen and SC dupe from mine...

Reminder the super creek banner in 3 weeks is the only thing worth rolling other than MLB kita rerun for 2 years so if you want a MLB tosho sweep and.many other good SR you should roll now before the pool gets more diluted

ive barely touched the game
can i get 50 pulls if i full send gameplay?
i'm 5 10 pulls away from a 5th kitasan black

Which uma should I cum to tonight

>>532721391
only the uma one if you also use it on guaranteed uma banner imo. ssr too high chance of garbage

>>532720958
Wit Nature is a good wit card though?

>>532721539
you won't be happy when you get spooked by Kitasan later on

>>532721575
Bro, your Kingu?

>>532721575
Taiki or King Halo

>>532721575
SAY HER NAME
KING

>>532721329
I'll be saving these for my Eishin Flash and Halloween Creek funds.
>>532721481
Check your boxes, everybody got 3k.
Or did you claim it without realizing it

>>532721610
>>532721645
>>532721654
>>532721658
AM I REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO PULL ON A RANDOM BANNER FOR A 1 STAR HORSE I NEVER GOT???

>>532719413
Your S, bro?

>>532721606
mejiro ryan

>>532719005 (OP)
Do support cards have reruns? or are they added to the common gacha pool? and if they have reruns how regularly?
210 and barely 2 kitasan black copies (included the exchange) so pretty much done with this banner, I am running out of freebies

>>532721329
>SSR
>SSR
>SSR
GIVE ME 3*S YOU FUCKS I NEED THEM MORE

>there are just a bunch of uma milfs that sit at home and do nothing
I HAVE SUCH A GREAT NEED

>>532721694
Nice neighture

>>532721707
You can make Air Groove a sprinter with sparks

>>532721589
but i want summer maruzensky

>>532721575
I've been basically breeding a maruzensky for literally every race

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my 30 speed

>>532721626
yea but it's not like there's a pity, that's just part of the game bucko
I'm living large with an MLB Kitasan 4 days into the game

>>532721575
Bro where's your sprint Mayano?

>>532721740
everything gets added to the common pool, reruns are extremely rare, kitasan SSR gets a rerun in 4 months or so

>>532721740
Everything new get added to the common pool once their banner expire, there are occasionally specific old cards rate up reruns.

SHE WAS A FUCKING UMA

Mayonnaise Top Gun

>>532721589
>if you want a MLB tosho sweep and.many other good SR you should roll now before the pool gets more diluted
dude i have 0lb sweep after 200 rolls. there ain't no way these 3k carats are going to mlb sweep

>>532721787
Damn, I'll get track and distance rank ups, but I've never gotten a style rank up, and I know I have a 3* front runner spark somewhere

>>532721379
I only have 2.
One is a free one that I got that cant be sold for Juggernaut.
The other is one that I paid for for PA, and I will never sell it because Phantom Assassin is my Dota 2 waifu.
Also, I originally had a LC one, but my account info got stolen and they cleaned out most of my shit.
Valve returned a lot of items, but they never returned my LC arcana...

>>532721825
Does this include costume versions of characters?

>>532721787
Why does she dress like it’s the 70s

>>532721759
its a weird decision they keep them eyeless and they never go to their daughters races

I got burnt out on this game and the freebies dried up. I hope the auto mode comes soon.

>>532719413
Unless they mega buffed the Legend Races since last time, your horse should be more than good enough
I was smacking around Special Week and Rudolf with Umas that couldn't even beat URA

>>532721890
yes, all costumes go into the general pool

>>532721390
after a quick test, yeah im thinking it's good lol, this might tank my scoring a bit though...

>>532721903
because she's a boomer

>>532721903
Because we're all old men here

I gotta say rolling for supports kills A LOT of the hype of this game.

Rolling for umas is 10x more exciting

>>532721793
you choose to get the 4th kitasan even though you went past spark though. you are wasting a free SSR card, that's not "part of the game", is just you choosing to risk it all, for one of you, a thousand retards lost the remaining sparks.
difference is, the other thousand retards can still get spooked and be at the same place you are at currently.

wtf Dia is just Kotori from LL

>>532721912
>he burned out before getting to 100m fans on his favorite horse.

>>532721903
The 70s were her peak and she's trying to relive that era

>>532720209
>Because this is one of the most popular gachas in the west now, if not the most
Now now now let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Genshin will FOREVER be the most popular gacha in the West. This game might have gotten some streamer attention but it is NOWHERE near the amount people were paying attention to Genshin. This game is only known amongst weebs. Meanwhile you can strike a conversation with your coworkers about Genshin. This game didn't even reach 100,000 players at its peak. Meanwhile Genshin easily had over 10,000,000 people playing at its peak. Never call this game "the most" popular gacha in the West, EVER AGAIN!!!

>>532721707
spark haru into a turf sprinter good luck that's what i did

>>532721329
18k remaining total. Looks like free players won't be getting another guaranteed spark any time soon.

>>532721152
Good.
And I cant wait till uh... 4 years?
When she(he) is released on global...

>>532722110
what the uma doin

>>532721481
Literally now

>>532722110
god she is so fucking cute

>>532722002
someone here clearly does not have MLB Kitasan and I have a strong suspicion that it's you

>no apologems for servers dying
Cyjews

>>532722098
Genshin only got popular because of tendies going "BOTW but anime gacha!"
Don't give yourselves too much credit.

Does every character (not including the muris) have unique running animations for each or do they choose from a set?

When will I get to roll for Fuji Kiseki?
I want to use my power as the dorm leader to sexually abuse the younger umas.

What support deck for debuff nice nature?

…

>>532721607
"guaranteed" uma banner?

>>532721881
Oh did they end up hacking your account and taking all of your shit? That blows, at least Steam support is nice about shit like that but it's annoying when it happens, Paradox for PA is sick tho, my fave was the QoP back when I got back into playing for a bit after not playing since beta, lol

>>532721329
>We're only at 5 milly
We gotta crank out some Uma propaganda real quick.

Does it have to be legend rank horse to participate in bakushin race?
Urara in theory can participate(mine is A rank), but she has literally no G1 races in her career, making it impossible to make her legend

>>532722253
nah they share them
mcqueen and rice run the exact same way

>>532721784
>breeding maruzensky
A man of culture

>>532722320
>QoP one
it hurts that Valve became sort of jewish with the BP arcanas
I will never have the Drow one or the QoP one, or fucking Skeleton King.

Why does mile needs so much stamina compared to sprint

>>532722354
urara cant run on turf bro

>>532722408
its longer???
also i dunno what you mean "so much", are you just following some guide that tells you so

>>532722408
Try running and you'll find out why

>>532722401
You just know one day they'll make them available again but make you pay some insane price for some reason...

as someone who doesn't have my own 3-star spark vet umas (or any 9-parks), what do you guys do when you're out of daily borrows? do you just go with as much sparks/stats vet umas you have? do you train for sparks, team trials, or for better parents?

>>532722408
you don't need to train stamina a single time for miles if you have 1200 speed and 1200 wit

realistically optimistic, I'm a philosopher; not a mystic

>>532722159
>mood down from snapping a piece of chalk
What was her major malfunction

>>532721138
There's a buff Special Week in her japan derby as well, I think.

>>532722197
3LB to MLB isn't as big a difference as 0LB to 3LB, you literally wasted rolls that could have used on literally anything else, wasting those rolls on horse would literally boost your account more.
Anyone that stopped at 3LB is in a way better spot than you + they have a chance to get spooked in the future, on the other hand you are not only behind 40 rolls, you do not gain any benefit from getting spooked, only suffering.

Why aren't they giving out uma tickets? I only have 7 unique umas.

sex with rice after racist

>>532722315
theres one for uma and ssr that requires paid carots only

>global and jp client still overlaps
retarded devs

>>532722513
I try to get turf or distance with g1s mixes in and 600/600 gamble the fuck out of the system

>>532722408
>>532722448
i guess the longest mile rated race is 50% longer than the shortest sprint, wheras the differences between mile to medium isnt that severe

>>532722574
Rice Shower would 100% let her onii/onee-sama sexually abuse her.

>>532722513
During week 1 when finding any 3* sparks was rare at all people just kept mashing their 1* parents together until they got 2*s, then mashed 2*s together... etc.
Basically just keep on grinding. Even if you are unlucky and it takes more runs than average to hit a 3*, you will still eventually hit one. This is a game that will never betray your amount of effort.

I just pulled more horses to increase the gene pool

How in the fuck you guys are managing to get Max SPD/PWR. Please tell me you're whaling.

Are there any support banners that actually raise SR card chances?

>>532722272
R rudolf

>>532722574
Agreed

>>532722429
Man, i really have to roll horse gacha, don't i
I guess will spend tickets then, you can't do 10 rolls with them either way, right?

>>532722498
fine ill ask why tf does she have so much mask art

>>532722654
Just look for which uma has stat bonus growth to speed and power. Off the top of my head there's Air Groove and Ogureddit

>>532722692
The only other non-3* sprinter is El Rey de Xbox but at least shes common at 1*

>>532722570
cuz you only need one uma, but 5 ssr

>>532721345
dirty girls... bet they get covered up in mud and wrestle

>>532722692
Yes, what did you expect to happen?
That's why people wanted a dirt and a sprinter

why the hell is Shuttle allowed a fucking gun on track

>>532721575
Bro your Sprint Groove?

>>532722865
because she'll shoot anyone who tries to stop her

I don't get it. Why am I getting carats from races?

>>532722692
bro...your 9 star turf legacies?

>>532722921
we're more of a juvenile fillies thread actually

>>532722408
you know what to do, bro

>>532722865
it is a toy

>>532722931
Wrong thread, monkey.

>>532722931
based hag lover

>>532722931
its a shame the thread is split from the JP version, I like to see the crazy powercreeped world of the JP version too

>>532722654
most of it is prob from power sparks.

>1 month
>100+ careers
>Zero 3* blues
All I have is MLB Kita, just give me some luck back

>>532722947
gomen gomen

>>532722983
Kill yourself, tourist

>>532720456
>had Eishin Flash, King Halo and Tosho Sweep SR's all at 3LB for a while now
>no luck with getting that last copy for either in the last 30 or so pulls
>want to start saving carats to pull umas already

>>532722513
>what do you guys do when you're out of daily borrows
trophy hunt

>>532722694
It comes from this, they did like a pop up shop for CG a couple weeks ago.
https://x.com/umamusu_animeCG/status/1946133930853466537

>>532722683
What level should I upgrade it to?

>>532722983
>seaNIGGER calling someone a monkey
hmmmmmmmmmm at least TRY to be subtle, you subhuman filth that lost his manager roll.

>>532722654
Stat growth bonus, funneling cards into one stat, and sparks. (You) can do it too.

>>532722526
assuming no recovery skills and zero stam parents?

>>532723057
The only 4* I don't have as a MLB is nice nature...
Did I luck out in my kitasan quest?

If I don't intend to roll on the creek banner, should I keep going on Kitasan's even if I'm past spark?

>>532723002
I love the 2010 version of ROTK

>I only know how to build pace chaser horses
am I fucked?

>>532722931
You can get carats from races sometimes as a bonus but you gotta be super lucky, bwo. I got some a few days ago in Global.

>>532722654
oguri has +20% speed growth and doesn't have to worry about tenno sho spring 3200m.

>>532722867
can't believe trainer was raped AGAIN

>>532723147
just save

>>532723147
You’re a grown up and can make your own decisions

>the Super Creek banner actually has Tazuna on a rate up as well
Huh, no one said that. That's actually a really good banner to pull on.

>>532723147
No, just no.
3 is enough even if you want max dis it's foolish

>>532722931
Why is your japenis game in english?

>>532722998
>>532722931
>Spend a lot of time rerolling or whatever to get an account with great longevity
>Unsure whether the arc of the game's development will vibe with you or not anyway

>>532721329
Those Make Debut are for support or trainees?

>>532723218
Tazuna is a brick though.
Career are extremely easy to complete and all of them end up on 1* guts anyway.

>>532723193
But... that anon said the pool's gonna get bigger...

>>532723246
bwo? your translator mod?

>>532722553
As a fence sitting 3LB holder with 8k stocked up, I think the difference between 3LB and 4LB is actually quite large for multi-speed decks. The whole reason special priority is the best stat in the game is that it increases the amount of multi-rainbows you get, and multi-rainbows give you stupid amounts of stats in a single turn to the point that nothing else even compares. Anomalously good luck with 3LB kita just becomes pretty good luck with 4LB kita.

I think 3LB is only almost as good if you're running a build where Kita is your only speed card, so she can be useful either contributing to your main stat with training bonus or by giving you a speed rainbow on off turns. Also, who are you even pulling for Kita ends? Nobody's going to MLB a Super Creek off of a split banner with post-kita leftover carats.

>>532723246
It's because of Hachimi, it's a plugin for the DMM version so you can translate everything to English and also better performance and stuff.

>>532723174
Ah, I thought it was a one-time thing. I’ve never gotten one in Global. I just tried JP last week out of curiosity, so I’ve been wondering why I’m getting carats.

>>532723246
Hachimi

>>532723283
Moody horses are annoying
Green totally not a horse lady makes mood and diseases go away when you run 4 times in December.

>get 3k free carats from cygames
>assume 10 pull is bad
>the last gold becomes a kitasan
thank you based generous devs

>>532720468
But who is the one with blue fit supposed to be?

>>532722931
You can get jims in races. I got a few in global as well.

>>532723283
Using Tazuna means that you basically never need to rest without wasting a bunch of turns on wit.

>>532722998
All our retarded JPbros are unknowingly getting played by im*genschizo, so sad

>>532722931
hello nipponbwo, what does umapyoi mean

honse

wait wtf, cykagames actually 3k gibs??!

>>532723434
and chinchong to you young lady

>>532723424
we know you're playing them indo troon, now go back to your thread and hope that you can have your funny ball team back

AHEM! Well lets see... the daily CUMA post starts now...

Uhh 8 ppl left CUMA today while I was at work, which is about -170m fans. Could of just waited for me to kick you but sure. I donno why you guys didn't just leave after the reset but you guys do you I suppose. FYI club was made on the 8th so it will get ranked on aug 1st as well as give out rewards for anyone who has been here for more than 14 days. I bet you guys got scammed by some anons spreading misinformation about this club not getting rewards haha.

Anyway, I'm not really upset over it since, according to the calculations, it will only take about 5 days to recover the lost fans. And its not like I have any immediate need to roll after the kitasan banner so ill be happy with just a regular A rank this month.

as for daily fans updating, I've made a simple script that does that shit for me, its work in process as its not 100% automated just yet since I still need to copy and paste it into google sheets and do a vlookup manually but in total this takes less than 1 min. I originally used tesseract for OCR but it keeps on mixing up 1s with 4s and fucking up people's names and generally shitting itself so I just had the code take just 10 screenshots and dumped it into chatgbt for processing haha.

And yes I will make this open-sourced on github eventually in case other daichous want to use it and kill off slackers.

>>532723458
It means umadacchi, umabro.

so.. which $20 pack is worth it?
the uma one?

i'm semi convinced that mlb creek > mlb kita after doing runs with both
i know i'm probably just getting bad rainbows but i feel like i constantly end up above my stam targets and below my speed targets

>>532723461
nice

>>532723461
Very cute horse
>>532723462
Yes, don't waste them all in one place unless you are the anon 3k away from a spark.
Then if you are that anon go ape on it and good luck

>>532723527
FUCKING KNEW THAT THIS FREAK IS HERE SHIT POSTING AND INSULTING PEOPLE!

>>532722931
You don't belong here

>>532723527
You literally just said yesterday this was your "last" post about it, now you're claiming you're making this a daily blog?

YOU JUST SAID THAT YESTERDAY, you got removed from the sticky for a reason

>>532723538
Uma one has more value since the pool is smaller in general, personally. You also get a unique campaign story with it.

Bring me SAKURA BAKUSHIT OU

BISCO rate up??

>>532723613
Dude this is the first post I made in this thread what

>>532723527
and this dude claims he was just shitposting kek

>>532723598
I can’t believe it, all the anons at 180 pulls actually got pity, why cykagames.. u are suppose to make them spend..

>>532723538
uma pack is the decent one, card sucks because you'll likely get some dogshit like gold city or air shakur. that said you can still get fucked on the uma pulls and get a dupe of one of the 3* you already have.

>get hotspring ticket
>lose the URA finals for some ungodly reason 3 times in a row despite 1000/1000/800/300/300 stats
Actually alt+f4'd the game right then and there and didn't touch it for the rest of the day.

>>532723631
alright
I got 50$ coming from steam market place sales anyways

>>532723623
I play both servers though

>>532723290
it doesn't matter you get a free kitasan in the future and there's an uncap material
>>532723314
is not quite large because you can easily max out spd even with a 3LB Kita san, sure its easier with MLB but its not as huge as you make it to be.
There's also opportunity cost, a 3LB Kitasan can easily achieve what a MLB can, as long as you keep playing, making those rolls pretty much worth it on anything else.

>>532721575
I made a Sprint Maruzen

>>532723641
I wish I had 2 more sparks on her.

>>532723623
There's already double thread posting all the time, most of the JP talk is just kept on the other side. But there's some of us lurking here. Also I play both versions, dacchi.

>>532723461
Cute bowling pin

>>532722546
apparently the real horse could recognize people were upset with him when scolded and get very sad, curling up in a corner

>>532723623
neither do you tachytranny

finally, A raisu shawaa..

anyone have the underside of rice shower's fig? I remember it had pantsu

>>532723685
>
Why did the horse bite him? Is he okay?

>>532723707
>>532723770
>>532723821
Do not speak to me, vermin.

>>532723829
Flawless victory

Wait, why don't the JP players post here?

>>532721589
But if I do that, I wont have enough to spark Eishin.

>>532720842
Wouldn't we all

>>532722098
You know what, you're right, and I have in fact talked to my coworkers about Genshin (including an extremely southern woman in her 50s). But you know what I was getting at. It's not just that it's popular among streamers, it's also aggressively family-friendly. Even Arknights is hornier and that game is just depression and angst.
Also the femdom angle probably comes from not just the size but also a few of the horses having lines that are very easy to see from that angle. Super Creek yeah, but also Agnes Tachyon constantly calling you her "guinea pig", and even Golshi is just fucking huge and occasionally manhandles the trainer iirc.

I didn't noticed raising potential costs monies and wasted them quite a bit. How bricked am I?

>>532721707
the king halo race is before the bakushin race, you just unlock halo that way and then you have a few days to train her to beat bakushin

>>532723918
the thread moves too fast for their old eyes and old bones to follow

>>532723527
>>532723658
FYI you're not in the sticky anymore, so you might as well post about your club in your discord.

>>532723898
Just start your meltdown and spam 30 threads already

Love JPbros
Want JPbros here
Kill all seanigger
>>532723918
They do tho? Blame the divegrass schizo, he drove the threads apart (forcefully) by making another general. Plus global being WAY too fucking fast which I can understand.

>>532723829
cards? which side races?

>>532723912
Faster

>>532723874
becos hes the T.M Operaman

Im severely lacking umas
Is pasa for med a good idea

So if i reach around 1145 speed before URA finals i can just train other shit?

>>532723818
>could recognize people were upset with him when scolded and get very sad, curling up in a corner
i am afflicted with mood down now

>>532724010
idk how to edit

>>532724039
condor is for dirt

>>532724039
Itd be a bit of a waste since she's the best Dirt horse by far

>>532724063
based on what one anon said if you maxxed the director and the reporter you get 55 for all stats so in that case yes

>>532723874
He is the meanie who hit Opera O many times to make him beat Doto. A honse never forgets a face.

>>532723986
You mistake me for a schizo.

>>532723918
The main thread moves too fast, so most of the JP talk is in the other thread. But most float between both threads as far as I understand.

>>532724039
I had her as my medium ace until I sparked her dirt and put her there.

>>532723527
>says his club is still /uma/
>less than half of the members are /uma/

>>532723965
This is correct. All JP players are now in their 50s due to constant exposure to the gyarus and boyfaggot beam. It's only a matter of time until we start watching baseball and play pachinko.

>>532723918
They don't offer any advice and only doompost saying that global will die out in a few months.

>>532723685
Needed more wit

This is my accurate head cannon.
>be 55
>make cuma
>put you do you
>be a chill dancho
>vidya butts join the cuma
>"HAHAHHA LOOK AT ME IM FUCKING FUCKING EVERYTHING UP WELCOME DISCORD PEDOOS I LOVE CHILDREN HAHA WHOOOOOHHHHHH!"
>all /uma/s leave
>vidya is the last 4chan in a sea of discord seaniggers
>vidya leaves and join another /uma/ club
>the cycle continues
Screenshot this post it'll come true in another month I promise.

Nature.... it was your (our) efforts that made us win against that shitty brat.... dont put yourself down...

>>532720904
That's a great fucking idea
Already listed a bunch of those dumb cards I've had sitting around and already up .2¢
Wild that cards for games like Fairy Fencer F and Besiege are still selling apparently.
Hope my foils sell

how do you fix this? dialy income feels miserable, and ive got like 5 cards that i need to get to at least 30

>>532723874
that's meisho doto, his team hated tm opera o cause he kept beating him in races
doto understood that his handlers didn't like opera o but mistook opera's jockey, the guy getting bopped, as the target of their ire
apparently doto got along well with opera

>>532724153
Schizos like >>532724174 sadly do that.

Mejiro's Ryans...

Reminder a trainer is not the closest being to an uma, a groom is
You are being NTR'ed by the groom

I really want to spend my remaining carats trying to get a second kitasan but I already got maxed sweep, 2 creeks, and maxed scarlet. Feels like a waste to roll for more now without a guaranteed spark.

>>532724204
Stop buying out the daily shop
I really wanted to get all those star pieces, but those'll drain you faster than anything else
Just pick up clocks for now, and maybe pieces for one or two umas you really, really like.

>>532724004
Asahi Hai Futurity Stakes
Hopeful stakes

Why does one give more fans than the other if they both are G1 and the same length?

Is there any interesting uma coming? My 3star selection ticket is sitting there, I don't really care about none of them, probably just TM Opera O but I already have her

>>532724271
DO NOT LEWD GOLDSHIP AND HER OLD GROOM.
GROOM OJI-SAN IS NOT FOR LEWDING!

Even the most barebones club imaginable has people losing their minds. I really think we should just kill the concept of crew rewards entirely

>>532724189
It's in her nature to be like that at the beginning of her career... she will gain more confidence soon

>>532724348
sexism

>>532723680
If it's any consolation I did buy a GoldShip pack to get my last spark to MLB kita and got a cute spe and a fujin spark to go with it yesterday.

Those 3k were Hishi Amazon funds but I couldn't help but roll for statues...I'm so fucking close to 4* Rudolph that it clouded my judgement. Can you blame a man for being weak to Rudolph cuteness?

BAKU

I'v won every race in Winning Ticket's career mode and the plot didn't make a lick of sense. What the fuck?

Should I'd be losing instead?

>>532724371
I mean, yeah, no shit you should. Rewards like Uma has them will ALWAYS result in extremely weird behavior in people, pushing them to do the worst for some reason for literal scraps.

>>532724097
>>532724109
I can fill out dirt with oguri, but finding the missing styles for med and mile has been a struggle, the only other option i have is sparking end for grass wonder or nattie, but i cant even find good enough parents

>>532724348
i assume it's cause one is more famous than the other. if i recall correctly, juvenile fillies gives better sparks though i think

>>532724371
Clan faggotry either evolves into discord tryharding or ERP no in between unless you don't care for rewards.

>>532724412
>Should I'd be losing instead?
yeah pretty much

>>532724371
This image but with me in the middle and the two umas approaching me from the side with the intention of raping me to death

>>532724435
really makes you think

>>532724174
They have a cute reunion and it's pretty clear Golshi loves his old man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8T5ev2jQ2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzJpl7xw_8

>>532724187
Remembering!

>>532724447
Fellow Maruzensky dirt enjoyer

>>532723874
He's Wada Ryuji, Opera O's jockey.
The current theory is that Doto, the hors that punched him, hated the name Opera O because his jockey, trainer, and groom always look sad when that name comes up. Meanwhile, Doto actually like the real Opera O hors and always walk up to interact with him before and after a race.
So people now think that Doto associate the name Opera O with Ryuji instead of the hors, and now have a hatred for him for making his team sad and for always using his whip on Opera O (hors).

>>532724501
why can't he go behind the fence

>>532724501
was that his rider? i thought gold ship hated the shit outta his rider he kept trying o kick him. which is where the dropkick came from

>>532724412
yes, theres races with no dialogue for winning or losing. straight up. it really takes me out when the game says I lost after getting an easy 1st place and really, really annoys me when I lose but says I won

>>532724501
Oh whoops I accidentally responded to the schizo. I meant to respond to >>532724271.

>>532724560
That was his groom, the guy who took care of him in the stables, not the jockey.

>>532724435
You didn't find that what now?

King Halo looks like Bakushin

https://youtu.be/5UJ10MO7ZhA
Why do the vocals sound better than the actual song

is the pick 5 event always a bad idea, what is the success rate?

>>532724271
*hits pipe*
Is being a trainer the ultimate cuck? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a trainee. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are training, helping, resting, and dedicating your time to an Uma Musume for at least 3 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful trainee - reviewing races with her, making her go to the gym, making sure she has a healthy diet and proper rest, developing a training routine for her, and making her race. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.
Raised the perfect Uma Musume? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she was trained, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a trainer who has an Uma Musume trainee, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 3 years of your life simply to raise an Uma Musume for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>532724309
thank you kind sir

How many people here actually have mlb kita?

>>532724371
I'm in a top 80 club that no one talks in and has no discord faggotry lol, just don't join some attention whore club and you're good

>>532723708
What LB is your Kitasan?

>>532724631
As usual, I have ZERO idea what he meant by any of this, but MY GOD is the music good!

>>532724598
Lol

can you turn support cards into some kind of currency?

I don't want to look at this air shakur card

>>532721589
On my end I think I have 3LB Tosho Sweep SR, 1LB Kitasan. But Creek is painful. I might think of trying to roll into her but honestly I have good friends to borrow from or wait for anniversary.

>>532724645
the trainee usually marries the toreina though?

Are we getting more rewards at the end of the event later or is it just more points for roulette?

>>532724598
Stay Shit. Lmao

>>532724187
Where is the milk in this picrel?

>>532724543
He's an old man. Goldship could bump him too hard and he'd break a bone.

>>532724645
>t. uma that ends up marrying her toreina

>>532724636
From 50% to 90% success in descending order

>>532724598
His son Orfevre does the same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d3GcUwNJe8
Meanwhile Golshi smells his shit and pisses on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4ZueXFTy4w

>Oguri Cap run
>Buying all Pace skills the whole run
>Only realise at Ura Finale I forgot to swap her off late
>She wins anyway
Okay

>>532724772
orfevere inherited his autism. he cries when he smells his shits

>>532722098
Fans like you are rats that are an infestation problem of the Gacha community.

>>532724371
This zoomer horse is cute

she gonna be on a banner soon?

>>532723708
I don't really consider uncap material a valid reason, because pulling Kita means I can use the material on something else, meaning Kita's banner is a "whatever card I want most in the future" banner, which is a lot better than just Creek+Tazuna. As an F2Per I don't expect to pull enough that getting a random Kita is a serious possibility, especially considering I also want umas. If there's a guaranteed freebie kitasan in the future then that would change things, but I haven't heard of any such giveaway.

Most importantly, pulling kita now is immediate power and also lets me MLB more SR cards.

>>532724819
I'm sick of Oguri. I try to play Teio. My Oguri wins more races. I try to play Special Weak. My Oguri wins more races. I try to play Rice. My Oguri wins more races. I want to play Taiki. Her best parent is Oguri. I want to play Rudolf, TM ― they both want Oguri Unique. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the cards. She isn't satisfied. I pull Super Creek "I don't need this much stamina" she tells me. "Give me more speed skills." She grabs Maruzensky and takes her unique. "You just need to funnel me more. I can run faster with Kitasan Black." I can't pull for Kitasan, I don't have enough carats. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs nice nature. She says "Nature, drain them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, insatiable hunger. What a cruel world.

name 3 horses

>>532722408
Because it's longer. But this is why you focus on recovery Blue Abilities like Corner Recovery, Swinging Maestro if at all possible.

>>532724636
The acupuncturist? I've gotten it to work twice out of a dozen or so times.

>>532724810
>smells it
>has a heart attack
>KEEPS FUCKING SMELLING IT
>continues the heart attack
>CONTINUES IT FURTEHR
how the FUCK do you inherit this type of shit through your genes? that is fucking hilarious
>golshi smells then pisses on it
lmao what

>>532724819
>Oguri Cap run
>wins
Pretty much, genuinely feels like the most overpowered horse in the game.

If i have 2 umas with the same debuff skill, can that skill activate twice for each one?

>>532724798
Is the hors on the left fine motion?

>>532724881
You good?

A+ rank never fucking ever

>>532722654
Leveling up the cards and focusing on putting cards into a single stat. This is why you mostly see 3 SPD Cards, and 2 Strength or 2 SPD and 3 Strength.

>>532725007
Palmer and Helios apparently

>>532725009
No

>>532724447
>>532724513
the lads

What the fuck that peice if shit poster from yesterday who posted about horse porn got me curious and before i knew it i had got off to a video of some poor girl, with the help of like 3 men, fuck a stallion holy shit im so disgusting please poselt cute uma images to make me forget

>>532724645
Your problem is that you have a cuck mindset, it's really not that hard to see that you are going to be the one fucking her in the end.

thank you cygenerous
now i can safely pick oguri from selector

>>532724949
happy meek
tokino minoru
jackie chan

>>532725069
Oh...

>>532724982
Hors genetic is wild. A bunch of Stay Gold's kids also inherit his love of dunking food into water before eating it.

>>532724949
Gold Ship
Maruzensky
Stay Gold

>>532725074
Now I'm curious. give me the link.

>>532723461
Which one's the irl horse?

more like ugly fat. lol. kek. lmao.

>>532725141
Ah I see, they were always racoons

Say that again?

>>532720456
I didn't get the 3rd kita but I have enough sweep that I'm pretty fucking happy. She's actually great.

SAVE MY ACCOUNT SEIUN SKY

>>532724949
Ba
ku
shin

>>532725074
Anon, he didn't make you decide to watch beastiality.
You did that yourself.

Huh, people still play tf2
Had a bunch of strange and haunted stuff to sell, and some crates, and I've now shot up from 60 cents to 7 dollars
Thanks, gamers

>>532724109
>Maxxing Reporter gives 55 Stats
Wait what?! I max out Director to max out the Unique Skills. But I had no clue that Reporter does similar.

>>532724412
Tikezo's career is framed around a big mid-game difficulty bump that should take you from maybe winning the derby to placing in the next few races.
Of course, that doesn't work out properly if you have OP cards on your first time around and the narrative ends up flailing around.
>>532724561
A lot of career races actually only care whether you beat your rival(s). As long as you place better than them, you get the "winning" scene. Usually that's the same thing because career opponents are stronger than the usual racers, but sometimes they do get boxed and place 8th while you place 3rd and things still play out as if you won. That's why, if you pay attention, you'll notice plenty of them don't actually outright state that you won the race because you might not have.
There are literally no scenes where you win but are treated as losing though, which results in awkward scenes like Biwa calling out Tikezo's lack of fighting spirit while sheepishly admitting she got her ass kicked.

>>532725217
If you have Helios try her too.

King, Helios and Sweep never really leave my deck.

>>532725141
I'm sorry?? I get natural selection and all, but to my knowledge stuff like this usually takes a long fucking time to propagate, if at all. Nature is fucking stupid lmao.

>>532725074
No link?

>>532725074
I've gotten off to a lot of that, it's unironically super hot.

Everyone calls Satoko Diamond trash for Iron Will, but the tier list page has her as the second best Stamina card in global and still high in JP? It's not a shit stat like Guts either, you actually do want multiple Stam supports for Long careers, so why the hate?

>>532725294
Reporter gives 5 to all stats, it's not that much. The scenario cards also add extra to all stats at the end

>>532725313
Look at what we did to dogs, I'm surprised rich people haven't found a way to make talking horses with how much money they put on their genetic studies.

>>532724447
Hishi Amazon, Oguri and I think if I remember correctly Air Groove are also Dirt.

>>532725339
Is this the legendary mare that jp trainers keep calling the anni horse?

Why is horse incest good but human incest is bad?
>Horse incest
ultra physical prowess
>Human incest
Habsburg chin and other horrible defects

GODDAMMIT RYAN STOP KEKING MY MCQUEEN

>>532725348
The training effectiveness comes at 3lb and mlb. It's a great card, but only if maxed.

>actual horsefuckers itt
disgusting

>>532724412
Honestly, launch story umas are not the best. Having said that, the career stories are slightly modified to give the umas the best possible conclusion while keeping some semblance of historical accuracy. It feels uncanny in the beginning, but the quality gets better afterward.

>>532725348
Like welfare queen she isn't trash just has the bad fortune of chucking you out of a Kita if you get her.

is there any priority list which horse go for which distance?

>>532725418
magic of the goddesses

>>532725415
Yes that’s Michael Jordan

>>532724868
is not just about the uncap material, you could get literally anything else and it would be better for your account, horses being the next big thing. Rolling on horses is often ignored but they are as a important as support cards, the thing is that they are easy to get so they are sometimes ignored, however this early on the game is very important to have the most you can, even if it means not going full 200 pity.
And yes, you can use the material on something else but the whole point of the conversation is that if you went PAST the 200 pity, that anon wasted 40 rolls that could have gotten him another SSR that he could have needed for uncap/more horses + lost the 40 roll progress towards a free SSR that he will never get back + if he gets spooked he will get nothing in return compared to those who remained at 3LB.

>club drama
>bestiality
Like genuinely what is wrong with you guys cant you people just ignore them?

>>532725348
cause every diamond you get is 1 less kitasan.

>>532725294
what anon said but i meant the combined is supposedly 55, personally i never do the math but i know the reporter does give 5, director 15 and i think the ending in my cases give like 15 too, scenario cards may also be why he mentioned 55

>>532725439
>CUMA danchou returned
>people posting about having sex with IRL horses
this can't be a coincidence

>>532725348
If you ask the thread to explain what skills are good all of them will just say maestro without thinking. I even see some people putting maestro on Bakushin so 4chan advice is very unreliable.

>>532725514
Why is McQueen so fucking slutty

>>532725313
inbreeding

Kitahara... Jones...

>>532725418
It's just you never see defective ones cause they are put down as soon as they are born.

When is Air LeBron getting released?

im going to start a racehorse farm in Kentucky

Dia such a freaky ahhh hons lmao ahahaha