Can you really say you're a successful trainer if your horse didn't achieve their dreams and win the triple crown? Uma Musume

>>714088038 (OP)
uh oh mod melty

stupid sexy emperor

Why is this board about video games so anti video games?
There's genuine discussion and noobie help in these threads about the damn game

Only Nintendo games are allowed to have forever generals here

>>714088280
none of the jannies play it so you're not allowed talk about it.

>>714088038 (OP)
you just wanna groom them

>>714088038 (OP)
Probably should've used an in-game image to make clear this is a GAME thread, anon. I don't want us ending up on fucking /b/ again.

>>714088280
It is crazy how so much of the art of Gold Ship portrays such a completely different character to how she is in game.

Still best horse

>>714088426
What's wrong with grooming horses?

>>714088280
Because you were supposed to worship Nintendo and you have Nintendo threads being buried by
>Death stranding
>P5X
>Horses
>Other gachas
>Expedition 33
>Deltarune
>Pragmata
>RE9
>Etc etc
Don't worry tendie shills will spam more pokemon threads to get their money

I love her so much! We will the URA races next run, I swear.

I love you you stupid horse but if you could stop failing 15% trainings thatd be great.

>>714088280
mods are kiryu's goons

>>714088280
Do mods not do a google search before deleting a thread?

>>714088153
Proof?

>>714089360
99 percent of the threads about actual video games are getting deleted. Not even just Uma. Only ragebait and porn are left standing

>>714089197
carrying around two gallon milk jugs holds her back

OP of last thread here, I got a warning for using an anime image in the OP apparently.

This makes no sense to me because this is a multimedia franchise, yeah the pic may be from the anime but there was a lot of posting about the game too. You don't see this happening to other gacha threads for using fanart or whatever.

tomboy horse

>>714089620
>This makes no sense to me because this is a multimedia franchise
It makes no sense because this is the vidya board for anons with a primary interest in anime and manga to discuss the shared ancillary hobby of said vidya gaems.

I CAN'T FUCKING WIN WITH RICE SHOWER OR TOKAI TEIO
I NEED SSR CARDS BUT NOTHING AT 70 ROLLS

>>714090019
skill issue
you are not worthy of rice or teio

How long is the average campaign? How many umas does the global release have? Are they going to roll out more?

I apologize to Bakushin for not believing in her beforehand
I will submit a written apology and perform naked dogeza

>>714090245
never doubt the speed uma

>>714089620
>Got a warning
>After the thread has been up for 12h
>Moved to /b/ AFTER it hit the bump limit
Truly a mystery why /v/ current state is what it is

Imagine not pulling 5 URs including fine motion and super creek on your starter pulls

>>714088038 (OP)
MLP >>>>>> generic anime girls with animal ears

>>714088280
>gasha
>videogame

haha

Want to train Daiwa, is there some skills I need to focus on gaining?
From what I understand I need to focus on Speed > Stamina = Strength

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>714090514
More vidya game related than tubelord non issues

>>714090402
I don't care about support girls that much but I got TM opera with my first roll

>>714090471
>hasbro
lol
lmao

>>714090471
No, you're wrong and propably an autistic diaper-wearing child molester

>>714090116
PLEASE respond?

newfag here just won the tutorial race. Any tips?

Are Daiwa and Goldship good?

>>714088504
Has GAME in the image

>>714090721
You should get some, they're very useful

Total Teio Death.

>>714091474
DELETE

how to win triple crown?
Just go to every G1 race?

>>714091657
It's not happening, Rudolf. You will never be a real Emperor.

so are legacies and veterans horse breeding trees?

>miss 5 training sessions to grind all the Aoi events
>you don't get shit
horses>hoes

>over 90% player retention for global

Pretty impressive

>>714092148
Aoi is specifically trying to distract you so Happy Meek has a chance to overtake (You) and your Uma.
Ignore the lady, you have races to win.

>>714092545
Horse pussy is too strong
I didn't expect to sink 30 hours already in this when it hasn't even been a week

>>714090514
It's not our fault genshin btfo'd botw hard

>>714091063
1- Speed is acceleration, Stamina is endurance (matters a lot depending on track size), Power can allow you to find openings to push through and avoid get stuck in a pack, Guts is like stamina 2.0 when you run out of stamina then Guts becomes very relevant (you don't need to train Guts too much in low levels), Wits can increase the consistency that your Uma activates skills.

2- In Career mode, you can run races other than the "obligatory/main" races, it allows you to get more Skill points and fans (which is required to unlock some races or complete side missions).

3- It's optional but you can reroll REALLY quick by hitting the Title Screen button > Options > Delete Data > Enter game again and select "Skip Tutorial".
It takes 2-3 minutes tops. Roll in the "Support Card Scout" banner (the one without "Spotlight" over it). What you want is at least 1 "Super Creek" (the SSR version).

4- Also remember the card copies are really good, it allows you to Level up them even more and unlock extra stuff, making the card even more useful.

5- If you click the "Friends" button and go to the "Recommended" tab, you can follow people to use their highlighted Support Cards for (You)r own Umamusume.

6- In a similar way to tip 5, when starting a Career you can pay monies to use Umas from friends as Legacy for your own Uma, what this means is that you can start a career with more powerful traits/skills.

Just experiment doing a career mode run and fiddling around the menus and you'll learn a lot.

>>714090116
Like 2-3 hours if you read everything and 20-30 if not

Okay I got the game and finished the tutorial. Should I not use my rolls yet? Are support cards that important? I like the girl with the overly long sleeves.

>>714093018
dang 30 to 30 hours seems like it'd be annoying, I'll just read everything instead

>>714093204
sorry 20-30 minutes. That's if you play on quick mode and skip all dialog

>>714088038 (OP)
I got by first B+ rank from this character today. All my support card experiments keep ending in disaster.

>>714092586
i genuinely believe this is what happened

>>714089341
God damn those are some excellent reviews

>>714092545
I wonder how long it will last, i already stopping using steam since is way comfier to just use the phone for this kind of game

I can beat horse girls in a race

Guts training raises three stats at once. Is there a way to capitalize on this?

No stamina? No problem.

>>714090721
>I don't care about [shit that will help my girl win]
would you set out on an rpg without a weapon or armor? It's the same thing

>>714090518
>Speed > Stamina = Strength
Pretty much, this is mine I just did, probably too much guts.

>>714093704
It's to make up for it being the worst stat

>>714092887
Thank you anon.

>>714090019
it wasn't that bad, you just have to play differently with her

Much has changed since the last triple crown tournament. The dark forces of American Horses are invading Nihon. These attacks are weakening the fabric of the Japanese Purebreed, and allowing entrants from other domains as well. Only the most extraordinary Uma Musume could possibly meet this challenge. Special Week. Gold Ship. Daiwa Scarlet. Vodka. Happy Meek. Rice Shower. Mihono Bourbon. Silence Suzuka. Driven by the desire to race and bound by national love of the sport, these are the Horse Girls of Tracen Academy!

I want to impregnate nishino flower

>>714088038 (OP)
What's this game like, in gameplay terms?

>>714094651
mash left click to spam a training option and skip dialogue then watch or skip a race and repeat

Where's the beginner guide?

>>714088038 (OP)
Remindasy remindasy remindasy

>>714088640
I think she's supposed to be beefy based on how much power she needs

>>714094651
Raising sim, like monster rancher. Then you take your horse to the tracks and put everything on the line.

>>714094749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u277jEEnBZU

Watch it at 1.5 speed or something.

>>714088038 (OP)
>some kind of strange humor

>>714094749
here ya go:
>1. Do Bakushin's career
>2. Train Speed (or Wit if you need energy)
>3. ???
>4. https://youtu.be/WttUxO0EooA

Nishino Flower Factoids

>Her design is meant to make her look small as the real filly was really small, which made training stables refuse to take her in at first.
>One trainer, Masahiro Matsuda, looked at her and was hesitant. When recalling the first time he saw Nishino Flower, he said she was “all legs and no width, like Bambi” and that “her own sneeze could knock her over”. But he had a gut feeling about her and took her into his stable.
>She had a bad temper and did not get along with humans. She lost many races due to not obeying the jockey's commands.
>She is the only horse that has beaten Sakura Bakushin O in a sprint race, winning the 1992 Sprinter’s Stakes
>Nishino Flower had 11 children who were all pretty successful.
>There are scenarios where she interacts with Seiun Sky, Agnes Tachyon and Taiki Shuttle. This is because she mated with all of them in real life.
>With Seiun Sky especially, there are a lot of references to her children in the game. In her Power SR, she gives a wreath of daisies to Unsu, referencing their great grandchildren Nishino Daisy and Nishino Wreath.
>She was buried beside Seiun Sky’s grave after she passed away.
>Nishino Flower is regarded by Nishiyama as the saviour of the farm. The horse’s excellent performance earned enough prize money to save the farm from the verge of bankruptcy. Her epitaph says: “From a genius girl to a great mother, we are showing our gratitude here to the famous mare that saved Nishiyama Farm.”

>>714094863
Ah, cool. I played through a few of the MR games years ago. It's Cygames, I see, so it's either extremely F2P friendly or extremely scummy. I'm guessing, based on this thread, the former?

>>714088280
Altchans have their own seperate gacha boards, but all Mihomo threads get to exist here opposition-free. They clearly play favorites or they're monetarily compensated.

>>714095025
Without paying it's a demo with many long time gates to doing more stuff

>>714095025
The whaling bit is offloaded into pvp for the most part, weirdly support cards rather than horses are the biggest gacha mechanic it seems. The simulator part is pretty much just it's own thing. You can beat the career on day 1 for free if you formulate a plan, but every horse plays differently so it's fun to strategize with different horses and build them up, plus there's a cute vn attached.

>>714093164
>Are support cards that important?
yes, they make the Umas stronger, the Umas themselves are like blank templates, though they do have their own basic stats so you build around them with the cards. If you are starting you need to reroll to get the meta cards and then maybe do 1 or 2 10roll on the Uma banner just so you get more of them to play around. Then only pull cards.

>>714095307
>with many long time gates to doing more stuff
What are you talking about lol, why make such a blatant lie that takes 5 minutes to find out its untrue

rudolf needs to raise her fucking kid

>>714095432
You need 30 points to start a run, you get 1 point every ten minutes.

>>714093637

>>714095373
>If you are starting you need to reroll to get the meta cards
I didn't do this and I'm doing fine

>>714088280
People just suddenly start discussing only the anime in these threads. If that's why, you deserve it, you spamming shits.
>>>/a/

>>714095490
You get like 70 refills. I still have 65 left, it'll take MONTHS to blow through them.

>>714094510
I'm getting walled by the first long, what stats did you train at that point?

>>714095639
Classic jap game not explaining anything to the player then

>>714088038 (OP)
Just did today, actually, with Golshi. Now im going to do it with my love, Silence Suzuka <3

>>714095590
And are these phantom posts in the room with you now anon?

>>714095490
you get enough refill items from events that the TP bar becomes useless

>>714095545
I mean if you whale you can just skip rerolling, it's very fast too and having a meta card just makes things easier, but if you don't want to then don't do it, it's just advise.

>>714095726
Why are you in a thread for a game you didn't play for even 2 seconds. Like I don't like genshin, but at least I played it for like 2 hours before I decided it was shit

Is training only stamina, speed and power viable for all hornses?

>>714095859
I played for 40 minutes (skipping every single line of dialogue)

>>714089787
tomboy horses owe me marriage

>>714095858
>I mean if you whale you can just skip rerolling
Didn't do that either. The content in the game isn't difficult enough to warrant whaling and these cards people spend hours rerolling for will just be handed out like candy when the next event rolls around.

>>714095972
Boobs too big
Tummy too fat

>>714095704
i used parents with speed so i prioritized training stamina and power with speed whenever i got a friendship bonus

>>714094361
Thank you
Gotten the 5 starting horses to C, and been struggling to get them to B

>>714096024
post too gay

>>714096017
sure

>>714096090
Reiwa is a speed character, just give her bakushin as a legacy and spam speed and front runner abilities.

>>714088038 (OP)
its always cute that the umas are an extra layer of dumb

>>714096114
>picrel
I have now realized I am sexually attracted to vodka

Since when did I become a fucking housewife? I didn't sign up for this shit.

>>714096054
I was training speed and stamina, I will try with my B+ Bakushin and a borrow with speed so I can train power and stam

>>714095501
Why is Gold Ship like this

>>714093637

Remember to train your horse girl's Wits.

>>714096856
Girls are cutest when they're almost retarded

>>714095590
All boards exist for anime and manga lovers to discuss lesser hobbies.

>>714096446
If you think that's bad wait until she brings out the strapon.

The only horse thing I care about is BAKUSHIIIIN

>Vodka is one of the few real life mares
>Make her design the most male like

>>714097168
Tomboys are the best girls thoughever

>>714095590
>ablooobloooblooobloooo
Learn your place trash.

Where do they find those huge tires?

>>714097168
Do you expect a pretty, elegant lady with a name like VODKA?

>>714097903

>>714098267
of course

whats the deal with all this dialogue in my horse gambling game and why havent i got the small one with the cute tummy yet

>>714098492
Dialogue increases immmersion.
>why havent i got the small one with the cute tummy yet
Who? Rice Shower? You can go to the Shop screen and use your voucher to pick a 3 Stars for free, it includes her.

>>714098492
>the small one with the cute tummy
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down??

>>714098279

>tfw did all goals for the first time
Thanks Vodka, sorry for never giving a fuck about you until now. Also, her campaign gets very cute once she goes from lesbian Scarlet simp to a tomboy tsunbro for (you).

>>714099795
>Also, her campaign gets very cute once she goes from lesbian Scarlet simp to a tomboy tsunbro for (you).
Really? You just sold me on her and spared her the glue factory.

>>714099726

>>714099726
Is she the one with the biggest tits? I want to train the horse with the biggest chest.

>>714096831
I beat horse girls in the game of sex. The yakuza banned me from tournaments.

>>714099914
her chest is bigger in the anime and fan arts than in the game.

>>714099914
>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
Dunno if she has the biggest but it was pretty much REQUIRED.

so the gold/yellow conversation options are better right?

>>714099878
Her Valentine's and Christmas' events were really cute since she clearly likes (you) but showing too much of it would not be cool and she has to be cool all the time because she autistically obsessed with being cool.
Also, she's really easy to train since her unique skill is very good for securing first place, I fucked up a lot and got bad RNG and she still won her mandatory G1.

>>714100000
Witnessed

>>714099914
Biggest is doto but she is not playable yet, if we go by nip schedule then should be a month and she comes out

>>714100129
they're always random, even the clue about what they give doesn't help that much.

But always pick the pink ones since it gives skill points

>>714093704
At this point in global no, but once guts get reworked youll have to suffer the 5 guts meta.

>>714099914
She's not even the largest of the launch roster

Is the Suzuka SSR Friendship card good?

>>714088038 (OP)
Cyan rener

>>714096446
Stop horsing around and give her food

Got my first B+ and S rank stat horse today and accidentally miss clicked and wasted 140 skill points on skill of wrong distance fuck Suzuka is very cute

>>714100558
It's ok. If you're training a lot of runners then she's nice to have.

>>714100768
valid

>>714100446
The lust levels of this girl are off the charts.

>>714090381
They're letting literal gay porn troll posts stay up anon, mods are cooked.

>>714096446
>>714097138
This sounds terrible! My absolute worst nightmare. What mistakes does one have to make to end up in this situation in real life?

Which girl is the most retarded, I must know. I need genki and dumb horse girl.

I never got so many 10% chances before, thanks game!!!

>>714096356
now you're drunk off vodka

i won't give up

>>714099891

>>714101469
She seems awfully smug about it

>>714101534

>>714101273
BAKKUSHIN >>714094974 should be your first career playthrough, you already start the game with her (and like other 4 Umas).

>>714101469
based
i still havent managed to get her above a C rank

Shortstack waiting room

>>714101735
MARVELOUS tits

>>714101735
Why is she so big? Did the horse have huge balls?

>>714101469
Me but with Mayano

Starting my first career. Surely I can lead this Genki Bakushin uma to greatness?

Finally completed career playthrough
I love my dumb big titty horse!
She will always be number 1!

Does anyone actually read all the career scenarios?

I STILL haven't managed to finish a career. I should just uninstall it, i'm obviously not fit to train horses.

>>714100000
BASED

NORMALIZE GIVING ANIME GIRLS GIANT BREAST
NORMALIZE REMOVING BREASTS FOR JUSTICE FROM BUSTY ANIME GIRLS

Reminder that the trainer is a schizo with multiple personality disorder which is how you train so many umas

FLAT PRIDE WORLD WIDE
FLAT FRANCHISE
FLAT WIVES
FLAT LIFE

>>714101968
I only read the horses I liked already or had some interest in but then I also read Rice despite not caring for her because her voice was nice and damn it was nice she is a good girl

>>714101735
Yaia if she horse

>>714093373
Races with Matikanefukukitaru always make me laugh since they have to say it so fast.

So what is the point of the story mode movies and comics? Just for more fun flavor with your favorite horsegirl?

i've been training Scarlet and Vodka because I want to have a threesome with them

>>714102151
>FLAT FRANCHISE
Not so fast

>>714102458

>>714102471
horse milk...

More like super freak

>>714102458
I envision them getting so heated with each other that they forget you're there

>>714102263
>Umamusume Stories
Voiced events about how you met your Umamusume, basically a prologue for the career mode.
>Comics
Funny content that works well for loading screens.
>Main Stories
Yeah it's basically a Visual Novel mode with more lenghty stories. Works as a change of pace from the gameplay.

>>714102095
So what you're saying is he's literally me

>>714088038 (OP)
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>>714102095
https://youtu.be/9dYKrCVWWgc

>>714088038 (OP)
I have still yet to get above a C ranked horse. My luck is terrible.

>>714102554
tomboy tummy...
>>714102853
it'd happen. they'd get worked up about who's making trainer feel better and somehow tumble into hatesex

>>714103247
It's not luck but skill

KING HALO
FUCK OFF THIS IS BAKUSHIN'S STORY

>>714103380
OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

Do the enemy horses have similar stats as my uma or are they roided up?

>>714103631
you can see their stats in the screen before the race starts

>>714099795
>tfw did all foals for the first time

>>714101591

>>714103753
Thank youu

so
is it the same down there as on a real female horse

>went to the Aquarium with bobcut sexo trainer
I'M SO FUCKING IN

>>714103631
It depends, some story races have rivals roided up. Some have them super roided up and you arent actually supposed to get first place until you have gotten good genes and cards and beating them is a special event

>>714103920

Got to the ura finals for the first time with Silence Suzuka and I gotta say, Meek has a beautiful design

I don't know where to go from here. Should I roll? Any inheritance loops I can do? Also why am I still in class 1? Yesterday I was 22k rank and told me I was well in promotion range but today nothing seemed to have changed.

Does anyone actually care about the idol part of the game?

>>714096224
If I remember correctly the heritage is random, so I need a Bakushin that gives speed, right?

>>714103975
How do I get good genes? Raising potential and stars?

>>714097903
Still can't believe they censored the bloomers. I'm bitter

>>714088982
Don't forget schizo threads of old ass games that haven't been relevant in a long time like Slay the Princess, Coffin of Andy & Leyley, Black Souls, and Undertale Yellow that mods oddly never touch but get really upset about horses.

>Do rec with Taiki
>Great mood
>Get a Taiki event and pick a random option
>Mood remains great
>Immediately get a mood down event after
This fucking game

>got lucky with like 4 SSR support card
>starting my first career
>5 hours have flown by
So this is the power of umussy

>>714104352
the music is nice but unless they add some sort of dancing minigame there isn't much of a point to watch the concerts again

>G1
>front runner
>dead last half way thru
>still manages to get 2nd
Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere

>>714090245
>dump everything into speed
>only wit when energy is low
>wins every single race
Meanwhile Rice Shower needs a day-to-day guide and some gambles on <30% Failure rates just to get out of UFA qualifiers.

>>714104352
I care. I care that idol side is canonically brutal world where only the top horses get to perform. I'm more of underground idol otaku so it makes me sad.

>>714104352
>Does anyone actually care about the idol part of the game?
Seeing my daughterwife's dreams come true means more than anything in this worthless world

>>714103379
>randomly fail good training chances
>random chance to get mood drops from events
>random sparks which can make legacies far less useful
ah yes, "skill"

>>714103631
>or are they roided up?
Only in scenarios with specific characters. So far to my experience
>Virxina (Gentildonna several times, and Orfevre once)
>Jungle Pocket (Agnes Tachyon once)
>Dream Journey (Vodka in unaware super sayan mode)
>Win Variation (Orfevre twice)
>Almond Eye possibly spooking you at the end of the Legends scenario in JP (generally with middle-distance characters)

>>714104950
That explains losing once

>>714104018

>>714105145

this is a horse thread. Can you stop posting cows?

1 day away from her debut race. Does having low energy gimp you in each series?

>>714105380
cows are cuter horses

>>714105380
Unfortunately cows aren't in Uma, this isn't Granblue

Why's the director a small girl?

>>714105421
energy seemingly has no impact on the forced/goal races

>>714105421
I'm pretty sure low energy only affects the optional races you can do to get more fans or skill points.

>>714103229
i wish the girls were this big desu

>>714104352
The japanese gobble that shit up something fierce so it hardly matters what we think. It can be pretty cute tho.

Would (You) survive?

>>714104413
The higher your stats at the end the higher the chance of getting 2* or 3* gene of that stat is (it first rolls for stat then for the star, leaning towards the stat with highest number but you can still get shit like guts even with 1000 speed). For the green and pink genes it leans towards the races and positions you did the most, and then you have skill genes which are just pure luck if you even get any

>>714105513
We got some close enough. Its kind of shame there never was Granblue collab with Djeeta horse and stuff like that, they never did any ingame collabs to my knowledge, but I can respect keeping the series "pure" too

>>714103380
You WILL fall for the cute ojou

any other Umas that have moments of jealousy

AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING FINALLY
FUCK YOU NARITA BRIAN

How to unlock my FAT FUCK wife Ogurin's campaign?

>URA finale
>pace Vodka
>lose being in 3rd the entire race with all my multiple pace skills that have to do with passing activating
>use free repeat
>late start
>Vodka raw dogs her way to first in the first half
>no skills activate because they all have to do with passing at the end
>win the finale
Dafuq

Sometimes on the training screen I see a girl with a ! bubble over her, what does that mean

>>714105197

>>714106169
It means she will teach you a skill that you can then use points to unlock

>>714106173
One more Scalet.

>>714090402
>>714092887

I'm 12 hours in and now regretting not rerolling for Super Creek SSR ... should I just restart? Uuugh ...

Is Daiwa the sexiest horse?

im a horrible trainer

Can we race against other people's horses?

>>714106352
speshiineedsbros...

>>714106373
I'm new so I feel like I shouldn't answer any questions, but isn't that the team races in the race menu?

>>714106250
How much did you play? Just 1 career?
If so, restarting is still viable, just skip the events you already saw.

if i get vodka to first place will she let me like her abs

>>714106272
no

How should I be training Haru? She's good at dirt but sucks at turf so like Speed and Stamina?

>>714106513
I did like ~3 failed careers and 1 successful BAKUSHIN but got terrible genes from it

I'm sorry, I'll never doubt Scarlet again. Won my first URA with her.

>>714104319
pls resbond

>>714106169
She can give you a hint for a skill from the cards pool, either it gets added to your purchase pool or if its there already then you get a small discount. The discounts stack up to 40%, a single hint gives 10% off. There is a chance it also gives you small stat boost instead, like around 6 stat X and 4 stat Y, usually of the stats the card trains so speed card gives speed and power

>>714106734
I'm not qualified to help

>>714104924
MIKLEEEEOOO

>>714106642

>>714106250
Depends, but rerolling can be a major pain in the ass, I spent 9+ hours until I got the exact stuff I wanted. On the plus side, rerolling only takes a minute per attempt, since you can just delete save data from the title screen and get asked to skip tutorial

>>714106008
She fucking did it again!

>>714088038 (OP)
If they fail, you just send them to glue factory

>>714095009
My genius daughterwife!

I CAN'T FUCKING WIN WITH MCQUEEN

>>714107330
Teio...

Show me your fanciest horse or I'll eat your souls.

>>714107330
A fucking horse girl anime has no right being this good

>>714107581
Umamusume and Ping Pong are the only good sports anime.

>>714107330
GANBARE TEIO

>>714107637
>

>>714107274
narita brian in shambles

Do my eyes deceive me? Umamusume are racing and winning in their Classics year after having already pumped out a kid old enough to remember watching her mother's races?

>>714107431

How do I get shards for a horse to unlock it without gacha rolling?

>>714105574
worthy of a banner

>>714108381
Daily race shop and goddess statue redemption

>>714108381
There will be race events later (should start this week already if we go by JP schedule) winning those gives you fragments of the horse you race against in them

>>714108442
What time does the daily shop opens?

>>714108442
>goddess statue redemption
Huh?

>>714108587
You get statues when you roll dublicates and in the shop you can trade those for fragments of any horse you already own, the cost goes up every 20 fragments

>>714108543
Do the races and it will open afterwards. You will also be able to race for sharts once Legend Races become available. There are some other methods you can see in the shop on the home screen.

>>714108587
You get statues from pulling in the gacha

>>714108715
Ooh that explains it, thank you anon

>train wits
lol, lmao, www
SPEED
POWAH
STAMINA

UMA MOOSUME

>>714088038 (OP)
Which girl is most (you) pandered to in voucher exchange, i have no idea what to pick.

>>714109050
Mayano Top Gun is a two star so you won't need a voucher for her

How/where do i get the good costumes?

>>714106980

>>714109173
Imagine the threeway paizuri

>NYEH NYEH NYEH
I will end this gremlin's hold over Tracen Academy if it's the last thing I do...

>>714109050
rice shower calls you big brother

>>714108997
i thought wit was important?

>>714109507
it's a crutch

>>714109507
It is, without wit your horse will waste her stamina, not activate her skills and not position herself properly. You need at least the minimum 300 for ura or its almost autofail but you want more than that if you bring the horse to PVP afterwards

>>714109173
Powerful horse girls

>>714088038 (OP)
Super Creek is a woman who is like a mother to me.

Do Japanese fans even joke about the Glue Factory or do they consider that disrespectful or some shit?

Big Tits when?

>>714109973
I need the male commentator to enthusiastically say all of these names

>>714093373
Any horses with odd looking running animations?

>>714109973
>6. Little Hitler

>>714109973
For me, it's Little Hitler

>>714109507
It kind of is but not much.
Basically your horse won't use her skills if her wit is low.
300-400 is more than enough.

bakushin strongest

>bakushin keeps coming in 2nd
JUST RUN FASTER YOU FUCK

>>714109973
>no fat chicks
NOOOOOOOOOO

forced thread
no one likes this game

>>714109973
Takemywifeplease is going to be a very interesting girl.

>>714110445
Yea some horses really run funny

>>714109973
>Gay crusader

the steam port really opend the world up to honse sex

>>714110629
you spelt her name wrong..

I'm no one

I got condor. Do i pump guts or what? I really don't know what the fuck i'm doing here.

>>714110568
this post violates umamusume terms and conditions

>>714110832
Guts is basically stamina but worse.
>Fast horse
SPEEEEEED
>late horse
Force>Speed>Stamina

FUCKING FIREFOX
I'M BAKUSHI-ING OUT OF HERE

>>714110568
The Yakuza will arrive shortly.

>>714110693

>obey your master not playable
shit game la

Gold Ship is so retarded. I love her.

>>714110973
Symboli Rudolf nutted inside that

>>714111562
>Base anime horse girl off real life horse
>Acquire based retard casanova lesbian showoff brat who chooses violence at every opportunity
Did they realize what they were unleashing?

>6th favorite to win story race
It's never been so over...

>>714111809

>>714110946
I see, thank you. Gotta go fast!

>>714111713
>Nice Nature puts her all into the Arima Kinen
>Beats the odds and manages to outcorner Symboli Rudolf, the favorite
>Victory and stardom are a hair's breadth away
>

I'm literally the only Ikuno Dictus fan

Don't click

>>714111968
Well she never dict me!

>>714111809
I actually think she would look much better without the ribbon tbqh

is alarm clock just a free win for 1st place?

>>714109812
In japan failed horses are food

>>714111968
That just means she's all yours

>Vodka run
>lose a race to Daiwa by a nose
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>714112136
no, just a reroll
you can even place worse if you're unlucky enough

>>714111893
same but I was Mejiro Rayan instead. I love Nice Nature but her career is pure pain.

>>714109669
>You need at least the minimum 300 for ura or its almost autofail
Fuck. I'm at the semi finals and Taiki has 251.

>>714112390
I'm afraid your hors is a brainlet

WHY MUST I LEARN ABOUT THESE AMAZING FUCKING HORSES AFTER THEY ALL DIED

>>714112502
huh??
they what????

>>714112546
The last of them died in like 2018. Almost all of them were running from the late 80s to early 00s.

>>714112170
Not as much these day tbqh there's been outrage because a few winners were slaughtered the moment their career ended so a lot of high end winners get a pension from the JRA to make sure they're taken care of and then losing horses often get taken in by charities these days, there's actually quiet a few of them, not saying some of them don't still get sent to the meat factory but its become a bit of a growing issue for japanese fans

>>714112496
She's american, that's a given.
>>714112502
>anon posting fun facts about the actual horses in a previous thread
>reading Silence Suzuka's
>mfw

Imagine trying to have sex with this. Umamusume husbands must have like 70% fatality rate.

>>714112546
nearly all the horses in Uma died irl

>>714112609
sorry, retard here, can you run that again?
I was looking into the thread just because the girls are cute, I don't get it, how are they all dead?
>>714112737
they were based of real horses?

TURNING GOLDSHIT INTO GLUE!

>>714112825
They're all based off real horses. The real horses are dead.

>>714112546

>>714112825
google literally any of the girl's names and a wikipedia article about the horse will pop up

>>714112724
>Die young and probably experience the most amazing sex in the world
>Or live a long life married to a boring human woman
What choice would you make?

>>714112872
>>714112896
:(

>>714112825
>they were based of real horses?
Yes. That's the whole point. They got the rights to use their names, the names are based on real horses.

Said horses are dead.

Why are you men even playing this? This is clearly for girls, us women love raising sims and girly things

>>714112896
This is super outdated I know for a fact that Nishino Flower died in 2020 and it shows her alive.

With this handy chart in mind, it becomes much easier to chart which of the Uma ships are plain yuri and which are futa on female. Or futa on futa.

>>714113006
You're clearly not familiar with a mans love of weird management sims and yelling at sports. The cute horse girls are only a plus at this point.

>>714113006
women can't into spreadsheet simulators

>>714111191

>>714113052
>Uma ships
ummm... they are all for me

>>714113006
I see you've never been to a Dave and Busters. This is literally just an anime version of one of those arcade horse-raising sims.

>>714113006
>He doesn't know
japan loves horse simulators man. they eat that shit alive. Mix it with idols and cute girls and well. You got this.

>>714112896
So
>left ear decoration
Mare

>right ear decoration
Mare (with a dick)

?

>>714113052
Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet being full-on yuri fits their vibes, I can't explain why.

>>714112136
No it just rerolls the race, if you lost then won on the reroll either you just got better skill activation timing or their mood was low and the higher mood pushed them up enough to win

>>714112896
Weird that Varenne isn't in this, he was legendary

>>714113360
comike rush is something else

>>714113360
Umapyoi umapyoi!

>>714113314
No, that's just... wait. Wait.

>>714113372
All of the horses are either japanese or competed in at least one japanese race in their lifetime, don't think Varenne ever went to japan

Why the fuck does the Claw machine say tap instead of hold?

>>714095009
>>There are scenarios where she interacts with Seiun Sky, Agnes Tachyon and Taiki Shuttle. This is because she mated with all of them in real life
That slut.

>>714113525
Oh I see, I thought it was more like kancolle or strike witches

I'm so mad I cant gamble on horses with my bros

4 SSR cards or reroll till I get 2 meta ones?

>>714113360
the fuck is this

>>714113984
umapyoi

>>714112896
King Halo died a while ago...

Urara is alive and almost 30 BTW.

>>714113780
The careers of the horses in the game and in the anime are based on the careers of the rl horses, and given that the game is set in Japan- With all the races Japan actually has- It'd be a requirement that any horse would need to have a career in Japan for them to adapt. Funnily enough this means you're auto-spoiled on a horse's entire plot if you know about the rl one. But that's how it works.

>>714113984
>he has never seen the comiket run
newfag

>>714112683
Who needs brains to run anyway?

If umamusume racing was real I would be a fucking cultist holy shit.

>4th
>use clock, 7th now
>use another one
>win
huh

>>714114347
We would have world peace if Uma musume was real.

>>714113780
Yeah its a very focused on the japanese racing history so I don't know that they'll ever add horses that weren't in Japan at some point but anyone who had even a single race in Japan is open to be added, like Montjeu had a whole arc in the anime and is in game, I don't know that the devs have any interest in doing a full story anywhere outside of japan though

>>714114095
that's because urara never gives up

>>714113949
reroll

When is she in game?

>>714114396
>Rice Shower campaign
>favourite to win
>get 11th
>use clocks and only get worse results
i genuinely don't understand what i'm doing wrong

King Halo Factoids (1/2)

>Her in-game story is loosely based on the life of his first jockey; Uma King Halo’s mother doesn't want her to participate in racing, like how Yuichi Fukunaga’s mother didn’t want to become a jockey after his father, Youichi Fukunaga.
>Yuichi Fukunaga and King Halo made a good pair and despite not winning any GIs, Yuichi owes his jockeyhood to him.
>Yuichi’s life path was very akin to King Halo’s: they both have famous parents, had successful rookie years, hit the wall in big races, but found success in late life.
>When King Halo finally won the Takamatsunomiya Kinen (jockeyed by Yoshitomi Shibata), the second place finisher, Divine Light, was actually jockeyed by Yuichi. He was so happy that King won at last but regretted that it wasn’t him on King Halo’s back.
>King Halo was a sensitive horse that hates rain, heat, dirt, inner lanes, and horse herds. He always ran with his head raised.

>>714114705
In like a year.

>>714114778
King Halo Factoids (2/2)

>A stubborn (and somewhat defeatist) horse to a fault. If he found there’s not much chance to win, he would give up racing and no longer run at full strength.
>Finding the right race for him was hard, because while he couldn’t win, he wasn’t doing particularly badly in any type of race (except dirt).
>His team made the weird mistake of running in the February Stakes, which King Halo just couldn’t do. The dirt reference is present in-game for that reason.
>King Halo is actually decent in all distances and shouldn't really be considered 'just a sprinter'. The reason for his many losses in classical distance races was contributed to the existence of golden generation members (Spe, Sky, etc.) — he was giving 100% but everyone else was giving 110%.
>While he wasn’t an excellent racer, he was a successful sire.
>King Halo is the father or Kawakami Princess. Represented in the game by Kawakami Princess being a massive fan of her.
>King Halo met his end n March 19th, 2019 due to old age. Five days later, Yuichi won the Takamatsunomiya Kinen on Mr. Melody and the top five were coincidentally made up of these numbers: 3-4-7-13-5. This can be read as Sa (3) Yo (4) Nara (7) King Halo (13; the number he had when he won the Takamatsunomiya Kinen) Go (5; a polite title for horses, like sama). Ergo, “Goodbye, Mr. King Halo.”

Is there an EVIL horse?

>>714114901
>If he found there’s not much chance to win, he would give up racing and no longer run at full strength.
Wait, the horses actually understand the concept of racing? Like, they know the first one to cross the finish line is the winner and stuff like that? I imagined they just ran because the jockey was swinging their reins or something.

I can't decide who to use my free ticket on... I didn't get any 3 stars from rolling so far

i feel kind of like a rapist constantly tricking and talking bakushin into doing sprints in her career

>>714115103
Tachyon

>>714115119
It varies. Some are just freaked out and rushing to the end, some of them gradually grasp what's actually going on. TM Opera O for instance would out-right ignore his jockey Wada Ryuji and 'take over' racing for him, leading to wins where they'd have lost other-wise. Gold Ship after the infamous 12 billion yen incident (where he fucked up his start by throwing a melty at the horse in the gate next to him) was unusually shy after the race and unresponsive despite being a known eccentric amongst horses. The leading take is that he felt embarrassed. It is of course all conjecture based on trying to read their actions and expressions, but the evidence has piled up over the years that they're at least know coming in first = good. Possibly a Pavlovian Response because of positive attention.

>>714115460
It's so cooool

>>714113314
They all have dicks

>>714115470
BASED OPERA

>>714115470
i didn't realize they had such expressive personalities. cute!

>>714115460
My wife's wife

>>714113314
Horses that were female irl also wear bloomers in their track outfits, while males wear shorts.

>>714115640
You can read more on TM Opera O here if you're interested.

>>714038161
>>714038312

>>714095025
It's the latter actually. PVP in gachas are always P2W but Umamusume takes the cake in this just because it's actually impossible to beat or push above your weight. It's all stat checks and if it lower, you have 0 chance of ever beating it. The game won't allow it. PVE is "fine" but once the honeymoon is over you realize the actual game content is just PVP sadly. Not much to do in PVE besides running races over and over. Even the events are just you doing races in the same format but event points are based on performance so you actually have to watch each run to grind for resources. It's not a good gacha to stick with if you value your time or hate mindless MMO tier farming.

>>714115119
Horses actually race each other in the wild as well when they're foals they seem to do it just for fun and when they get older stallions will race each other to assert dominance in some packs the fastest horse is the one that gets to breed

>>714090019
Get Rudolf's personal skill. It is good on everyone but sprinters.

>>714089620
this is why we need to expand uma threads to not just /v/, but /a/, it has its own anime. just make the threads about the anime then mention the game.

doing gods work btw

>>714090402
average roll accoring to /vg/ /uma/ general

Manhattan Cafe Factoids (1/2)

>His name: Manhattan + clan name (Cafe). The clan name came from the first horse owned by his owner: Carib Cafe.
>All his GI wins (and almost all his wins save for his maiden race) came from his absolute dominance in long distance races.
>Before he was transferred to a training stable, he already had several match training sessions against Agnes Tachyon. This is the reason as to why they have such a close relationship in the world of Uma Musume.
>Is sometimes referred to as a member of JAM (Jungle Pocket, Agnes Tachyon, Manhattan Cafe), but JAM is less used compared to famous trio names such as BNW or TTG.
>Out of all of his descendants, it’s said that Manhattan Café resembles Sunday Silence the most. In fact, he played him in a film that depicts the story of Sunday Silence.

Any giant umas? Wasn't there a giant one with donuts for one banner ages ago?

>>714116647

(2/2)

>He was physically and mentally weak, in addition to not having a very healthy set of internal organs. He also couldn't race without another familiar horse to accompany him. Like he'd legit have a nervous break-down.
>He also struggled with long-distance travelling. Long travel makes him lose lots of weight because of the stress and it takes a long time for him to recover.
>Not having a familiar horse around even during rest periods, preferably one from his stable, would swiftly lead to depressive behaviour.
>Before Kikka-Sho, the team transferred him to Ritto three weeks prior to the race, and they had to find a partner (Blue Ridge River) to accompany him. However, Blue Ridge River won a race and returned home, and Cafe became depressed again, so the team had to call in another horse (Deauville Cafe) immediately. Manhattan is high maintenance like that.
>He earned his nickname “pitch black skyscraper” after his 2001 Arima Kinen victory.
>In-game and in the anime, the horse girl refers to a 'friend' only she can see that is usually depicted as being a double of Manhattan herself. There's multiple fan theories as to who this is: His father, Sunday Silence, being the most prevalent. Another (and personal favourite of mine) is that it might represent his brother, New York Cafe, who tragically passed during the infamous 2011 Earthquake.
>It's unknown why they went for an occult-ghost theme for Manhattan beyond that, though.

>>714115449
it's called tard wrangling and it's what her trainer should do

>>714116789

>>714115103
Sakura Bakushin O. She keeps requesting her song on the jukebox and it's driving everyone crazy.

>official cinema merch

>>714117139
Cute.

>>714117139

Any recommendations for Haru Urara? Which stats should I prioritize?

limbus schizos crying about rigged 5percenters...i finally get it...

Hishi Akebono, The Largest Uma, Factoids

>Named after the Hishi Clan and the Yokozuna (Sumo) Akebono Taro
>Her IRL counterpart is the heaviest horse to win a GI (at 560 kg). Fans used to cheer whenever his weight was announced and his heaviest ever weight was 568 kg in the 1996 Mile Championship.
>He grew to 650kg after retirement. One can only wonder the fate of his broodmares
>For comparison, the average weight of a horse is ~470 kg and 500 kg is considered quite big. So Hishi Akebono was one fat fuck.
>There's a reason for this though. When his trainer tried to get him lean, he performed poorly. When they let him go huge, he was a winning machine. So they just gave in to his ravenous gluttony.
>And to be totally fair, a lot of that was muscle.
>All 30 races Hishi Akebono raced in his life were on firm/standard conditioned tracks.
>Because he is large, he is troubled by a lack of stamina, so he only raced in short-distance races.
>Had a short shelf life. His pedigree were known for doing well early but burning through their talent very quickly.
>This contributes to her personality in the game: being cheerful on surface, but realistic or even pessimistic at core.
>Was actually known to be very tame, friendly and docile.

>>714117341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU

>>714117440
apparently you can make her a frontrunner and focus on speed, but i haven't tried it myself yet

>>714117807
She's a big girl

Are Uma's bigger than humans?!

>>714113014
Did you kill her anon?

>>714117440
Just speed. A little stamina. Give her speed cards.

>>714113753
Give tips

>>714118012
4u.

>>714118017
Not really. Some artists depict them as if they were at real horse height, but Uma's have very human heights. Hishi Akebono is sometimes jokingly shown as being Godzilla though.

>Mildly familiar with uma
>Don't care about Sakura Bakushin but read the game is easy with her so I give her a try
>Finish the Ura Finale with Sakura Bakushin
>Feel really happy for her
>I can't stop thinking about her now
Is this what having a waifu is like? I'm grinning like an idiot each time she does one of her stupid bakushin puns

>>714118017
No. Most of them are sub 150cm tall with the tallest coming in at 170cm (manlet tier)

>>714118168
It's over. She owns you now. What a Baka-shin you are.

>>714118168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA

>>714118168
Imagine unironically describing your waifu as "easy"

>>714117807
Big.

>>714118017
i wish

>>714093616
What an faggot opinion.

Tazuna Hayakawa... Factoids? (1/2)

>Fans speculate that she is secretly a horse girl, her inspiration being Tokino Minoru. Tokino Minoru was a racehorse from the 1950s who was undefeated in 10 races, including the Satsuki-Sho and the Japanese Derby. He also broke the record in six of these races. Unfortunately, he died before he could challenge the Kikka-Sho.
>Her and Tokino Minoru’s birthdays are the same (5/2). She is the only NPC to have her birth date listed in-game.
>Tazuna never takes her cap off and her ears are not shown. In an UmaYon comic, she had her cap off and the manga panel cut off the top of her head.
In the same comic, she has what vaguely looks to be carrot sticks. In the lyrics of “Hashire Uma Musume”, Tazuna says that her favourite foods are ramen and gyoza but also carrots.
>She is so fast, she is able to catch up to even the faster horse girls. An example is when she ran to catch Taiki Shuttle, who was sneaking out for late training, and she remarked that Tazuna was very fast. Taiki Shuttle is a legendary sprinter known for incredible speed.

>>714118017
>>714118363
When do we get her

>>714115896
Thank you for the factoids

>>714118646
She owes me sex for opening so many featureless doors.

>>714118646

(2/2)

>Her uniform is loosely based off of Tokino Minoru’s jockey silk colours. And her horseshoe barrette is on the right side of her head, where her ear decoration would be if she was a horse girl based on a male horse.
>She has mentioned that she has fond memories of the Japanese Derby.
>She gets sad and gravely concerned whenever the topic of injury comes up. Five days after winning the Japanese Derby, Tokino Minoru ended up falling ill to tetanus sepsis because of injury and died.
>During one of her date events, she suddenly mentions the excitement of waiting for the gate to open but immediately changes the subject when she is questioned.
>In the same event, there is an announcement for a movie called “The Phantom Horse Girl”. This is in reference to “The Phantom Horse” a movie about Tokino Minoru produced by his owner, Masaichi Nagata. He was called the Phantom Horse because of his excellent race results and sudden death.
>Umayon’s description of Tazuna says that she “does anything perfectly”. Tokino Minoru’s debut was also called a “perfect” one. Also, the horse’s name was “Perfect” before it was replaced by the registered name Tokino Minoru.
>Fans joke that the reason why she gives out shitty advice after your horse girl loses a race is because her (Tokino Minoru's) natural ability at racing was too perfect to truly understand losing, having never known defeat themselves.
>In Mr. C.B.’s scenario, she mentioned that she had fond memories with the race Kyodo News Service Hai. The subtitle for this race? Tokino Minoru Kinen.

SAY
HER
NAME

>>714118860
i can't

>>714118860
literally don't know it

>>714118860
Props to the annoucers

>>714118897
>>714118921
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU

>>714119014
oh it's motherfuckerchan

TACHYON STOP HAVING MENHERA EPISODES YOU FUCK

>>714112951
>Said horses are dead.
These horses live on in our hearts. And through the girls who are also in our hearts

>>714118860
Funnyaka
Hannyaka

>>714112825
>they were based of real horses?
Correct, famous race horses from Japan in the past. Not all of them have died yet, like Daiwa Scarlet for example, and all of their careers are based on their irl careers to a large extent.

>>714118127
let go of the button when it's above a plushie. get lucky.

>>714119239
True!

>>714118860
Why is she obsessed with fortune telling?
Was the real horse owned by some romani fuck or what?

>>714119014
why is she so loud

Director Yayoi Akikawa... Factoids?

>Fans speculate that Yayoi is a horse girl. If so, she could be Northern Taste (03/15/1971-12/11/2004), a horse that changed the breeding game in Japan forever. A lot of Uma Musume horses have him in his pedigree, including his son Machikane Tannhauser.
>She has the white shooting star that appears a lot on horse girls.
>Her white bangs are on the same spots as Northern Taste’s white shooting star.
>Her name is the ancient name for March in Japanese and Northern Taste was born in March.
>The cat she has on her hat looks VERY similar to the cat that Northern Taste made friends with at his farm. This cat would also ride on his back frequently.
>His cat once delivered a heavy punch on Machikane Tannhauser’s face.
>Speaking of Machikane Tannhauser, Yayoi also shows up more in her scenario than in anybody else’s.
>Northern Taste is a small horse, Yayoi is also small.
>Northern Taste was given the privilege to live in a special ranch with air conditioning, a large room, specially designed dry-grass bed for the horse, and his own grazing ground, for his achievements being a great sire. This could be related to the Director's habitude for luxury and expensive tastes.
>On the June 26, 2024 update, it’s revealed that her birthday is indeed March 15, the same as Northern Taste.

>getting pumped and stressed out for a race that will probably be a few years away just from the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBXEHLlRBj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA1AVF7hLXY

What horse should I train for Dirt races?

>>714116541
Donna wife..

Do I want to roll for cards only or not? Feel like I already bricked by wasting all my rolls on cards because that's what every guide said to do. Honestly considering rerolling just so I can split the 10 pulls between both.

>>714119843
Haru or Oguri are basically two of your only options really

can you save up 10 tickets for a 10-pull with a guaranteed 2*?

>>714119890

>>714117810
Powerful

>>714119906
Anon you shouldn't meta so hard that you don't have fun. If you feel that your current account isn't fun, reroll it and do what you like this time without relying on a guide. The game genuinely isn't that bad in pve to demand carefully elaborate gacha grabbing. Only the pvp aspect is mega try-hard, and if you aren't going p2w you won't be winning that race anyway.

>>714119906
Roll for cards, but do note that this game is relatively f2p friendly and you don't actually need to whale or min max to have good horses and have fun. The high prices for carats are just so Cyjews can milk their whales. You won't be in the top 10% for pvp of course but you'll be fine so long as you have some common sense and learn to play the game.

>>714088280
I've been cooming to Golshi between improving her career runs and reading her story

>>714119939
Taikibros...
Elscholars...

>>714118860
MATIKANEFUKIKUTARUMATIKANEFUKIKUTARUMATIKANEFUKIKUTARU

Im dumb, how do I complete this mission?

>>714090402
this was only a 20 pull. Hard saving for now.

>>714120314
each day is prompting you to play with a particular girl. I think thats ura

Chunky Urara

>>714119635
>>714118838
>>714118646
All the more proof that horse girl yakuza is secretly running the world.

>>714120439
The Equestrian Conspiracy (tm).

>>714120065
>>714120081
Yeah I'm not really looking to be a pvp sweat I mean I got two SSR cards from the initial currency I just overthink these things.

>Description: Slightly recover endurance mid-race. (Pace Chaser)
so does this work on any styles or only on the specific it mentions? sometimes the wording gets me super confused as to when they work and on what type of running (sorry I am dumb and new)

>>714120439
Oy neigh! Shut it down!

>>714120662

does she really not need any Stamina? i feel like i'm trolling

>>714120648
only the specific one it mentions

>>714120741
It's the MiB..

>lost one race
>Suddenly the whole work with the horse resets
>Not even the stats remain and those are resetted too
Wtf? Did I miss something?

SHE'S SO FUCKING COOL!!!!

>>714120836
okay I see, thank you. some of them are pretty vague,so maybe I finally need to search what they do instead of guessing.

>fail 11% training three times in a row

>>714118646
But why does she have such a great ass

>>714121034
disgusting humans

Jungle Pocket Factoids (1/2)

>Famous for his “war cry” after he won the 2001 Japanese Derby.
>Which is probably not a war cry, but a panic reaction due to spectators’ loud cheers. Though that's less fun.
>He shared the same main jockey, trainer, groom, and owner with Fuji Kiseki, that’s why fans and the commentator at the time thought he avenged for Fuji Kiseki by winning the Derby. This is why they have a relationship in the game and movie.
>In horse racing circles, it’s joked that his father is actually Fuji Kiseki.
>Sometimes referred to as “JAM” with Agnes Tachyon and Manhattan Cafe (not as popular as BNW or TTG). They all have a single crown from the 2000s classic races.
>Wasn't truly considered a 'rival' for Agnes Tachyon, however. The dominance Tachyon exuded meant that to the press and public, he was an existence without rivals. Which may be why they had Jungle Pocket border-line mind-break over trying to compete with them in Uma Musume.
>He loves to stick his tongue out and demands humans to gently pull it, this is inherited from his father Tony Bin.

>>714121092
one of them is honse

>>714121092
>Humans
What's she hiding under that hat?

>>714120914
Why did she drop acid before a race?

>>714121117

(2/2)

>He is Tosen Jordan’s father.
>The Japanese comedian group “Jungle Pocket” was named after him.
>One of the members of the group, Shinji Saito, purchased Jungle Pocket’s daughter, Omataseshimashita, and became a horse owner. The horse just won a race recently.
>Shinji Saito also plays the Uma Musume game and watches the Uma Musume anime.
>He has stated that horse girl Jungle Pocket is not his type.
>Despite not being a true rival to Tachyon, Jungle Pocket DID have a real rival. Togane Teio.
>Jungle Pocket and Tagano Teio raced against each other twice in their 2000 debut race and 2000 Sapporo Sansai Stakes. Jungle Pocket won both races, but Tagano Teio only lost by a small margin. The press believed they'd become worthy foes and push one another forward
>However, Tagano Teio suffered a fracture in the 2000 Asahi Hai. It happened a furlong before the goal. The horse refused to cease it's pace and managed to pass the goal in second place. Unfortunately, his wound was too severe to recover, so he was euthanized.
>It’s said that if Tagano Teio didn’t die, he would have been one of the stars of the 2001 generation.
>Some speculate Jungle Pocket's war cry may have been in mourning for the friend and rival they had lost.

>>714121120
For science

>>714121117
>>He loves to stick his tongue out and demands humans to gently pull it, this is inherited from his father Tony Bin.
Bro what the fuck are horses

>>714121252
Goofballs.

>>714121252

>>714121209
>Omataseshimashita

>>714120869
Uma Musume is more a rouge-like breeding sim than anything else. Your horse isn't gone, they simply turned into a veteran you can use in team battles and of course as parents for the next horse you train. When they become veterans they get their sparks, mostly based on what you specialised them in during your campaign with them, and if you choose them to be one of the parents of your next horse they'll give stat bonuses and other such things, and can even pass on traits and skills, to your next horse and make them much better or even have them change what they specialize in, like making Haru a turf racer instead of a dirt racer ect.

>>714121209
>Shinji Saito
Pokke? Molested.

>>714121512
Oh I see
But can't I just use the same horse? I want Scarlett to win

>>714121117
>He loves to stick his tongue out and demands humans to gently pull it, this is inherited from his father Tony Bin.
Do you think she would let me do that?

>>714121689

>>714121689
>according to No Nut November
huh

>>714121701
You can still use Scarlet, she's not gone anywhere at all. It's just that you can't use the Scarlet you just trained as a parent to the new Scarlet you want to train. Look at the parents of your new horse by the way, if it's another Scarlet run you want to do then make sure that their sparks are for speed and power or stamina. Also, use 4 speed cards on your support deck.

>>714121747
Don't see why not.

>>714121898
Ooh I get it now, shit was too complicated
I may choose Haru now.
Also I guess I can see the events in some option?

I wanna fuck Reporter Otonashi so badly.

>>714122073
why? she's not a horse..

>>714122073
yes the director as well.

>>714121996
Scarlet isn't that complicated, just a little hard for new players because she needs to run consecutive races in a short window of time, which is usually where a lot of people get caught. The main thing to remember for Scarlet is that if you are training her to be a Front Runner then you focus on speed and stamina and then abilities that boost acceleration. Whereas if you are building a pace chaser Scarlet you focus on Speed and Power since she'll need the acceleration in the end, since power is acceleration, to pass everyone and then get skills for positioning and passing ability.
>Also I guess I can see the events in some option?
You should be able to see all the events planned for your run at the very top, you can click on the info button and it will show all of your goals.

>>714122204
You're not supposed to fuck your daughters

>>714122271
we're just training

>>714122204
He's a gay

I have already failed 2 horses. I will fail many more before I complete the campaign

>>714122396
That was just a dream, don't worry about it

Ikuno Dictus Factoids

>Her nickname was the ‘Iron Lady’. Her ear accessory is also made out of iron.
>This came from her crazy race schedule and an injury free career.
>But she caught serious tendinitis before debut, and was almost euthanized. Near miss there.
>Veteran Japanese farrier, Fukunaga Mamoru, fixed her problem through his excellent horseshoe technique.
>She inherited “Dictus eyes” from her father - an eye/eyes that looked very scary and intimidating/made the horse look crazy; her horse girl version adapted it to some extent.
>Just like Biwa Hayahide, she also gained a fluffier coat in the winter.
>Mejiro McQueen was infamously in love with her and would turn dreamy if she was nearby. Looking at her constantly in the stables or during races. McQueen was, however, too shy to approach.
>Ikuno didn't seem to care much about him, though.
>It's actually been suggested she showed more interest in Tokai Teio.
>Never the less, McQueen also became the first horse to mate with Ikuno Dictus.
>Though the farm workers had to use drugs to get her into an estrus state so it could happen at all. Bit fucked up if you really think about it.
>She was considered a very attractive mare (to horses), many male horses that performed less well in other races performed much better when joined a race with her. (Such as Passing Lute at 1991 Coral Stakes, Center Shokatsu at 1991 Keihan Hai, and Sakura Yamato O at 1992 All Comer.)
>She broke the filly’s prize record in Japan at the time (previous record holder was Daiichi Ruby) and became the first Japanese filly to win 500 million yen.
>However, the record was broken again just a few months later by Shinko Lovely.

>>714122396
If you want to have a guaranteed win then just choose Sakura BAKUSHIN O and unga bunga on speed cards (4 at least) and just speed in general.

Am I retard how do I unlock my uma’s outfit

>>714088038 (OP)
Bro, I didn't expect this game to be as fun as it is. All the girls have stories to be invested and the gameplay loop is satisfying for my autistic brain. Though I don't understand why mods keep having meltes over threads like these, even though it's still /v/ related when other threads like e-celebs, AI slop dall-e and shit get the pass.

Literally all you need to get to 1200 speed. Anything more is a waste of support slots for your campaign

>>714122648
It’s some newfag retard who doesn’t understand that the anime discussion is perfectly fine on these threads as well. >>714122648

>>714122204
Her voice turns me on, also older lady (for anime standards)

>>714122457
Why is she portrayed so often in fanart as a messy eater? Specially with burgers.

Fuji Kiseki Factoids

>Just like Agnes Tachyon, Fuji Kiseki was known as a “phantasmic Triple Crown winner” or “phantom Derby horse”: he was undefeated in all of his starts but retired due to a bowed tendon.
>However unlike the uncontested Tachyon, it was believed Kiseki may have had trouble with Mayano Top Gun if they did go uninjured.
>Because of this, her personal title is considered one of the hardest to get in the game, because you have to win Asahi Hai, Satsuki-Sho, Japanese Derby, and Kikka-Sho (against a very strong Mayano Top Gun) as the most popular horse girl, plus winning more than 8 lengths at debut race (which is Niigata 1600m, a course not very suitable for her ability.)
>In Eishin Flash and Tosen Jordan’s scenarios, she races in the Arima Kinen to represent his son Danon Chantilly.
>He actually failed the gate test four times before debut. When the gate opens, he would just stand there doing nothing. He also had a late start in his debut race.
>He shared the same main jockey, trainer, groom, and owner with Jungle Pocket, and the team finally saw hopes of winning a Derby to resolve Fuji Kiseki’s regret. The efforts did pay off. This is played into in the game and the movie.
>As mentioned in the Jungle Pocket post prior, it’s joked that Jungle Pocket is actually his son.

>>714123210
It's in relation to her second secret fact in game, though there's no clear reason why the devs had her suck at eating burgers. It's possibly related to her relationship with McQueen (McDonalds, get it)? But that's just an assumption. They might've just thought it'd be funny.

No one explain to me yet why marvelous girl has such huge tits

>>714123509

>>714123509
There isn't a real reason for it, though she's part of the same crop as Fuji Kiseki whose also pretty stacked so.

>>714123509
Needed an Oppai loli type.

>>714116934
That's her! Is she able to be pulled in the global version right now?

>>714113708
It's a claw machine, its purpose is to trick you into wasting money and for you to get away with nothing.