Thread 714764836

Basically uma musume game

Lesbian correction art does not necessarily make you homophobic, the same way raceplay does not necessarily make you racist.

>>714764992
This is a bait shitpost thread to further us vs them shit. Mods won't do anything about it tho

>>714764836 (OP)
Aaiiiiieieieidhajjahsfsfa nooooo!!!! Not fanart please noooiooooooo!!!!!

>THEY START FLOODING THE COMMUNITY WITH LESBIAN CORRECTION ART AND FANFICS
and this is a problem why exactly?

>>714764992
True.
I despise yuri and ‘sapphic characters/relationships’ in anything and everything, but I’m not homophobic because I don’t care if people are lesbians IRL and would even support them getting married.

Canon preference does not change if someone is attracted to a character or not.

>>714767850
This is not true, you'd ban lesbian marriage in a heartbeat if you hate yuri/sapphic stuff. You just don't have the power to.

lol

>>714764836 (OP)
What gender is the trainer meant to be?

Isn't it the other way around?
When a game becomes popular, all the homos and faggots flood the game and ruin it

>>714764836 (OP)
Why do you care about a game's "community"? Just enjoy the game by itself.

>>714764836 (OP)
Meanwhile /v/ anons cry because some random zoomer inserts their tranny fantasies into something. People are so heckin' fragile.

>canon sapphic
You people consider two girls smiling at each other to be lesbian behavior, we just did song and dance this with the newest Gundam series which ended in tragedy for you.

>>714764836 (OP)
Yuritroons need to hang though, anything that damages them is a plus in my book

>>714768095
That's the bait, anon, he's presenting the inverse of the reality as a taken for granted truth to make you mad.

>>714767974
No I wouldn’t. You can’t just tell me what I think bro. I know what I think.
I support gay marriage and relationships IRL, I just fucking hate it in video games, anime, some movies and comics.
Pretty much what most people felt in the late 2000s/early 2010s.

>>714768165
Also, why the fuck is this thread still up? God, this website fucking sucks, and I’ll still keep using it just to get disappointed by the same pseudo-political "discourse" we see every day in these shitty bait threads.

God I love lesbian correction
Especially when there's one "lesbian" in on it pushing her girlfriend to be corrected together

>>714764836 (OP)
I don't play gacha but as someone who enjoys art, this is the first time I'm finding out uma musume has any yurishit at all

Aren't the horses from a game where they are all player-sexual?

We go by YuriGODS btw

And we don't say sapphic we call them dykes (affectionately)

>>714764836 (OP)
The only thing I dislike about umamusume becoming popular is annoying faggots hopping on that bandwagon (especially from 4chan)

>>714764836 (OP)
I thought gatekeeping was bad?

>>714764836 (OP)
uma musume is not a game.
lesbian correction art is 100% ok and if you think it is wrong you should be forced to watch tons of it until you realize it is ok.

>>714768632
>we call them dykes (affectionately)
No, dykes are the ugly bad kind
Lesbos are the good kind that get affection

>>714768145
@grok is this real?

do they simulate the part of the sapphic relationship where the lesbians beat the fuck out of each other?

>Uma Musume
>Yuri
It falls into a special category known as "idols" where the girls flirt with each other for the express entertainment of the viewer, for whom they remain pure. You can play as their trainer, the game acknowledges if you're male, and the girls are just as if not flirtier with (You). If there's one thing they aren't, it's gay.

>>714769043
>the game acknowledges if you're male,
SISTERS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>714767850
>yurifags are chuds that hate real lesbians
>anti-yurifags support lgbt
funny how that works

>>714769154
Yurifags are trannies that think lesbian women should fuck transwomen and seethe when lesbians are, surprise, lesbian.

How come when my friend came out as trans they just wanted dick I'm their butt?

>>714769615
that's a lot of brainrot to fit in a single sentence, impressive

>>714764836 (OP)
why does /u/ sit so close to /v/?

>>714768030
Whichever one you are. You select it at the start of the game.
It doesn't really matter since you don't lust for your students, of course.

That shit never happened and it's the opposite actually

>>714764836 (OP)
>sapphic
This is a term used exclusively by trannies, particularly the type of trannies that think transitioning is like some sort of secret cartel tunnel under the lesbianland border wall.
I have never witnessed this word coming out of an actual lesbian's mouth.

>>714764836 (OP)
I wish the silly horse game had silly horse boys, and I am not kidding.

>>714769043
It's so fucking obvious too, but troons and dykes will continue eating up shit for men while closing their eyes and ears because all the shit actually made for them is garbage.

>>714770360
There's a futball one thats a direct rip off of uma musume. Have fun.

>>714768872
In a few of the storylines, yes.

>>714770623
Wake me when Umamusume gets the Shounen Draft Championship and Tractor Pull spinoffs.

Idol culture aside, it's always just weird when these games pull this, and there's absolutely zero male equines in the world. But I guess it is in the name.

>>714764836 (OP)
You fucking yuritrannies and fujoshits have been invading every game for the past decade and flooding it with faggotry, dykery, and troonery while flying your rainbow clown flag.
All these "homophobes" are just normal people that are taking back what was theirs.

>>714764836 (OP)
Isn't this great though? You guys love being the victim!

>>714771142
I dont think you understand what target audiences are, anon.

>>714768412
doujins for this scenario?

>>714764836 (OP)
Uma musume main playerbase was never yuritards.

>>714771440
I forget what it's called but Nagare Ippon had my favorite in the genre.

How do Umas repopulate with no males? Clearly the trainer program is just a front for marriage matchmaking to conserve the endangered species.

>>714771575
>no males?
flair on right ear = male
flair on left ear = female

Yuriniggers are the biggest fucking retards in the earth.

>watching two Japanese high school girls hold hands

It’s as fucking stupid as the other retards who wear diapers and think they’re Lion King animals.

>>714764992
Are all the Uma girls from Uma Musume racist?
I mean, they race each other.

>>714771575
Literally, unironically, human males. When they breed with a human male their offspring has a chance of being an Uma. Otherwise it's a normal human.
>>714771731
That's a meta thing for if the horse they're based on was male or female. All the Umas themselves are female.

>>714764836 (OP)
retard

>IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR TWO GIRLS TO HAVE PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP, THEY MUST BE HECKIN LESBIANS OR YOU'RE DOING A HOMOPHOBIA
herbs and spices won't save this shitty bait

>>714771731
They're all mares, retard. The ones with the ribbons on their right ears are just based on the real horses who were stallions.

>>714772029
Keep coping about your lesbo fetish. Characters refer to others as their children with another uma ie one has a dick.

>>714764836 (OP)
no not my niche 20million japanese players gacha game getting popular in the west.

>>714772079
>lesbo fetish
The fuck do you think I am, retard? I fucking hate yuritrannies.
I also hate futafags, which is why you fags claiming they're male pisses me off.

>>714771440
I remember one where a lesbian caught out her girlfriend's twin brother crossdressing and started pushing to get him included in the relationship due to his corrective abilities

>>714764836 (OP)
kill yourself fujoshit

>>714764836 (OP)
When we do this stuff, we are an endless mass of outsiders looking for new content to consume. We have a minimal interest in the real stories and characters, only caring enough to craft the laziest shortest bridge possible between "the girls as they exist in universe" and "scenario where they fuck generic porno males".
Then a larger second ring of outsiders will be drawn in by those fan works and that version is all they care about, to the point of genuine insane ignorance about the original ie hex maniac.
Or the short version? If your thing is popular, it will be ground up, processed and repackaged into easily consumable mass market porn. Resistance is futile.

>>714764836 (OP)
Aren't the umamusume canonically a female-only species who need human men in order to breed?

What the fuck is sapphic?

>>714777767
Of or pertaining to female same sex relations

Is it even possible to enjoy anime beyond the mental age of 25? I literally cannot get through any anime/manga/anime game because the writing and characters are so retarded.

>>714777850
Isn't that just lesbians?

>>714777767
sappho was the greek god of lesbians

>>714777903
Lesbian is not an adjective

>>714777946
Sappho was a poet not a god

>>714778080
She was a god to me. :^)

>>714764836 (OP)
Yurifags are so annoying that all OP had to do was post that meme and say
>Basically [title] game
to get (You)s

>>714768030
You can choose male or female.

In a sidenote, pic-related is the relationship of the horses IRL, because the horse girls are based on real horses.
You can see that the town bicycle (Mejiro Dober) is not only that, but she hates you if you're a male trainer, while she likes you if you're a female trainer.

>>714778615
>she hates you if you're a male trainer
So she's the tsundere, I see.

>>714778107
>pass using namefag is a retarded faggot
many such cases

>>714779538
>Anonymous poster is a fastidious inbred

Very calculated loss imo

h*ts ruin everything

>>714764836 (OP)
My OTP

>>714764836 (OP)
Worst feeling ever

>>714768145
Most people under like 25 see media as a means to socialise and be part of a community, it's why the majority of the Danganronpa "fandom" hasn't actually played the games, just watched summaries on youtube or similar. It sounds retarded because it is, but it's also true.

>>714779947
fags/dykes ruin everything

>>714771142
>>714770623
Why are there no cute girls in Love and Deepspace??????

>>714781225
There are. The MC(you) is one.

>>714764836 (OP)

I love how liberals still astroturf here like every gaming movement wasnt trying to purge their censorship and revisionism.

GG tourists are the worst thing to happen to this site.

>>714764992
and ageplay doesn't make you a pedophile, right?

>>714769721
because he's gay

>>714769929
because if it were closer to /y/ it'd be /w/

>>714764836 (OP)
TOTAL YURIFAGGOTS DEATH

This guy breeds all the uma's btw

>>714782559
How'd you get a picture of me?

>>714764836 (OP)

Somehow I get the feeling OP is the same person that says Samus is trans.

>>714764836 (OP)
>sapphic

>>714781681
NTA but no

>>714764836 (OP)
it's just the current meme, it will be forgotten after a month

>>714778921
Yes, it’s not even hate.
And she’s all over you even harder at the end than if you’re a female trainer.

foom

Yuris and trans cultists made it so It's impossible to talk about Blue Reflection or Atelier. Gust game discussion is basically ruined in the west because of trannies.

>>714781503
I said cute.

>>714782559
Silence Suzuka is the only confirmed one he got pregnant which is why she was absent from season 2.

Kitahara Jones...

>>714764836 (OP)
how is this any different from when fags post their "headcanon" (see: fantasy) of characters being gay when they actually arent, and nobody wants to see it? get over yourselves.

>>714782051
>when spoken is "double /u/"
>but looks like "double /v/"
>inside is just "double /a/"

you need to do reps for 4chan as if you were learning Japanese

no fags allowed

>>714764836 (OP)
The normies are gonna leave the nanosecond their favorite streamerfaggot stops playing, who gives a shit about them

>>714768573
>>714775869
>>714771575
Yes
since Male Umas canonically don't exist, Umas can only breed with human men.

Males born from an Uma-Human relationship are all also just normal humans, while the girls are Uma.

>>714790360
how can normal women compete

Need to gatekeep.
Yuritards tried to invade blue archive after the name, they where beaten back with the power of loli and racism.

I do fucking hate the current state of the western Internet where everything apparently needs to be a political statement from both sides or that you can't enjoy several things either (you have to pick a side). It's virtually impossible these days without a sperg being triggered either way.
I simply enjoy the high-quality Uma fan content from the japs, be yuri or not.

>>714781681
>does having sex with adult woman make me a pedophie?
amerishart philosopher ponders

>>714764836 (OP)
>sapphic

you can immediately disregard anything any individual who uses this term

Why are anti-yuri schitzos so mentally ill? Their obsession with trannies is concerning to say the least

>>714767974
It might come as a surprise to you, but some people might dislike something but not desire to destroy it at the same time. For example, I despise ntr and ntr art and cuckshit in general. But you won't find me going to their spaces and telling them how the shit they jerk off to is disgusting or trying to get their art taken down and reported.

>>714791418
No one likes tranime

>>714764836 (OP)
I want to FUCK LESBIANS with my PENIS and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>714764836 (OP)
>Lesbian correction art
I have no idea what this is

>>714764836 (OP)
>>714764992
WTF is lesbian correction art? A new tumblr troon term?

>>714781681
Technically not, since age play can involve pubescent or post-pubescent targets of attraction.
More importantly, being a pedophile is not a judgement of character or opinion, so it's not a fitting comparison.

>>714791825
>>714792079
Its porn of men fucking lesbians until they like it

Someone change the last panel

>>714764836 (OP)
Are you saying that a large influx of people, who do not share your values, is changing a space you liked for the worse?

v is a u board just as much as its a furry board
>>714768181
Except your example is invalid. Those two pilots ended up together in the end. They only want to go where shuji is because who wouldn't want to dimension time travel. Machu only kissud him so that theres a physical tether between planes in the next season and it was totally platonic, sparked by the rose plot context.

>>714765439
Don't blow your ass out sitting on that fence pole, retard

>SISSIFICATION GOOD
>CORRECTION BAD
enough with the double standards

>>714768326
Ah yes, the classic "everything was better when the cancer was only stage 1" poster. Cause and effect have no relationship in his mind.

>>714764992
CHECK
MATE

>>714793568
think there's any art of a trap fucking a lesbian until she succumbs?

>>714764836 (OP)
>lesbian correction art
Shit's the best.

>>714794376
Unironically
I have yet to meet a singular lesbian that didn't have huge hangups about men. 90% of them use faux-penises in their sexual lifestyle so it is literally just a mental hangup over men in every case I care to verify

>>714794728
I remember some bisexual faggot on /a/ once saying that everyone is straight until they find the right dick. The opposite seems to be true too; all lesbians are gay until they find the right dick.

>>714769394
based, cucking dykes is only surpassed by impregnating them

>>714764836 (OP)
name 5 trillion games

>>714794728
>90% of them use faux-penises in their sexual lifestyle
what else are you supposed to use? a square?

Never made a legend before, I love my Gundam wife.

>>714764836 (OP)
Japanese gachas are always nofun zero gameplay trash. Is this one different for once?

>>714764836 (OP)
Who cares if you haven't beaten el you might as well uninstall the game.

YUP YUP

>>714796445
>The

>>714796769
You're twice the "the" she ever was!

>>714764836 (OP)
i have never heard a true and honest woman, lesbian or otherwise, ever utter the term sapphic
i see that >>714770354 also knows this

>>714792851
Oh so just like real life

>>714769394
This. I don't know what the relevant tags are which is a shame because this is fucking hot.

>>714794728
well duh, lesbians don't exist. it's really just "chad can't be found in proximity" mode
women can't even commit to being gay, what is going on!?

>>714793563
>You have to pick a side
No thanks, bro

>>714797145
In real life, they liked penis from the start

She fucks adult human men much older than her.

>>714797005
and nigger? ive never heard a homo say faggot either

>>714764836 (OP)
Anyone who unironically uses the term 'sapphic' has fucking brain damage.

>>714798925
>She fucks adult human men much older than her.
Arisu?

>>714798167
everybody likes penis

>>714799179
Or their vocabulary continued expanding past the age of 14

>>714764836 (OP)
What the fuck are you talking about? Uma's oldest fandom content is Special Week getting fucked into a coma by an uma oji.

>>714797920
based.
there's better things to fight over than what kind of message can be interpreted from from a product that has no message
product is the key word here. not art. not movie, video game, or whatever: product.

>>714799249
Only if you count liking having a penis. Or doodling penis on a notebook..

>>714799615
>he doesn't remember this doujin
also Internet faggots of either side turning everything into a culture war are the gayest fags

>>714799443
Mate the people who use that word never expanded their dating pool past the age of 14.

>>714795551
I would assume that if you were genuinely not attracted to the male form you wouldn't spend money on facsimiles of it.

I am Racist
I am Sexist
I am Homophobic
I am Transphobic
I am Islamophobic
I am Xenophobic

I am PROUD.

>>714797920
Nobody said you have to pick a side. Plenty of ignorant npcs just sit around waiting to see what the people in power will dictate to them. Revolution is a spectator sport, as they say.
I'm just expressing disgust at you and other people like you, is all.

>>714799917
Oi, someone stop them her stomach is gonna explode.

>>714780458
It's funny because people who behaved like this in the past used to be labeled derogatorily as posers

How do they breed with each other? It doesn't make any sense.

>>714764836 (OP)
Yuritroons are mentally ill freaks.

>>714800271
You're so brave for posting this on 4chan. Send a screenshot of your mom's reaction when you post it on Facebook.

>>714796445
2 days of this shit, my 1200 speed uma was ahead on the last 25m and then got overtaken inexplicably despite 3 velocity skills triggering.
I swear this mode is cursed.

>>714800446
I am not on facebook or twitter. I am fine posting it wherever, or saying it publicly however.
I don't need to be brave, just right is enough.

>>714769721
AGP vs HSTS.

>>714778615
This chart will just be Golshi in the middle with a circle of offspring around in 5 years

>>714777767
It's like lesbian but also includes attraction towards anything that presents as feminine even if not biologically female such as trannies and femboys

Holy fuck this took a long time

>>714800356
They fuck human men. If the baby is female, it's always a horse girl. If the baby is male, it's a regular human boy. Gotta suck being the only son in the family and all your siblings are super-powered horse girls.

>>714794908
>540 bucks

>>714800356
>the three goddesses doing shit for giggles
>Tachyon's shady drug
>good old futanari (horsecock edition)
>or yuri pregnancy tag
I dunno why it's hard to imagine bending reality (or being triggered by what fan content could portray), especially in cartoon show with horse girls

>>714801129
Utterly tragic how much the yen has fallen.

S/u/bhuman c/u/cks deserve a bullet through their heads.

>>714764836 (OP)
>THEY START FLOODING THE COMMUNITY WITH LESBIAN CORRECTION ART
how about you refer to my dick how they make me feel?

>>714794908
>too
The opposite is the only truth. Some projecting faggot isn't a great starting point.

>>714800271
>RSHTIX
you didn't form a real word

>love game
>dont talk about it in public
>ignore fanbase
>ignore threads on /v/
feels good man

>>714790491
one of the loli umas will get a bride alt soon

>>714767850
You're going to Hell for ruining the concept of marriage.

>>714804403
>ruining the concept of marriage
Women already managed to do that ages ago.

>>714764836 (OP)
why did i read "fanfics" as "fartfags" this place really fucked me up

>>714764836 (OP)
Uma Musume is the most hypocrital series in regards with that.
All the males were turned into girls and all the girls remained girls, Yurifags should that they have no grounds here when the got something straight and tried to make it as gay as possible

>>714803986
>umas will get a bride alt soon
The bridal bridle

>>714764836 (OP)
>homophobes invade
now THAT is fanfiction

>>714800356
the same way other single-sex fantasy species like goblins reproduce: rape of humans

>>714778615
THE DIRECTOR IS AN UMA?

>>714764836 (OP)
More like
>lazily around after destroying a previous community
>founds that a certain game has become popular
>enters it, claims representation and soup letters
>people asks to shut my fuck up
>cries victimism
>fanbase enters in a warfare
>original fanbase moves away
>the game stops being interesting
>moves away, since no one will gives me attention
>rinse and repeat

>>714781681
you dont find adult women with huge boobs wearing bibs attractive?

>>714777987
You don't lezz it up?

>>714791418
God I wish I were Vodka

>>714800330
Not choosing a side means you're against both parties.

>>714806579
It's assumed that she is one but not confirmed.

>>714801162
>y-you are triggered because I said so!
>I-I am not projecting!

>>714800198
Sexual attraction isn't about the primary sexual characteristics (i.e. sex organs).

>>714793231
Uncorrected Lesbians be like
>she only married, had his children, and lived together until their deaths instead of going out with me because society pressured her to!!

>>714764836 (OP)
>homophobes invading
This has literally never happened. It's always homos kicking the door in, spamming their headcanon and ruining everything.

>>714764992
>It's true because *insert meme*
It's insane how you retards have been trained to consume thoughts without actually thinking.

>>714781681
agePLAY retard it's in the name
no I didn't become a murderer by playing hamlet in middle school

>>714764836 (OP)
Uma Musume is an auto button "game". Fuck you guys for shilling it

>>714764836 (OP)
>game
What gameplay?

>>714808589
There's not even any auto button to press.

>>714804403
Yeah, it used to be about a trade of goods for loyalty and wealth.

Dykes are fucking useless women, they need raping to put them back in their right position

>>714764992
Yes it does, and yes it does.

>>714786125
>introduces pickable routes to his manga
this guy was so based

>uma
>Lesbians
Maybe if you pick a female trainer? Because all the umas are obsessed with the trainer. As they should be since it's a gacha. Having a gacha without the harem is retarded because then no one would buy the girls.
Kind of like pokemon games. Everyone is obsessed with (you) the trainer, if you pick male or female. Only exception is pokemon sun and moon where if you're a girl they don't flirt with you at all. Play the games.

>>714808589
Worse. It has autobutton gameplay but you still need to press stuff.

>>714793568
>SISSIFICATION GOOD
>CORRECTION BAD
>enough with the double standards

It's not a double standard at all. These two things are very much the same thing. You have to consider it's more about a hatred of the feminine. You aren't allowed to have two twinks with each other or a straight twink either, are you? The idea is that there's a perceived vacuum of power, and absence of masculine dominance because a feminine person cannot exist on their own because of the inherent "evil" with femininity that must be punished.

>>714809338
sissification and correction are both male fantasies

>>714764836 (OP)
Usually I'm completely against lesbian correction bullshit, but this pairing is just SO SO SO SO SO fucking bad. Wouldn't even consider it correction to break them up, it's just a terrible ship.

>>714778615
why cant the girls be sisters on the series? look at that family tree

>>714809691
Yes, that's the idea.

>>714764836 (OP)
>sapphic

Ironically the only ones still using this term are trannies. YWNBAW and you’ll never be a lesbian. You’re just a straight male with unchecked autism

The anime that came out years before the game did had the male trainer groping the umas legs at the very start. Why do people claim that the franchise is like Love Live or Yuru Yuri where males effectively don't exist.

>>714809338
What's funny is that the same people who are rabidly anti-yuri are usually into femboy sissy shit too.

>>714808540
where is the meme in my post nigga

>>714810034
>>714798925
>>714786754
>>714782559
um yuri xissters our response?

>>714809338
>it's that schizo again
Seriously, why are all yuritroons so mentally ill and annoying?

>>714811590
>why do anon use too much word??

>>714799679
>Only if you count liking having a penis. Or admiring the idea of penis enough to make art of it
ya i guess

>>714800547
your 800 stam?
Career has a hidden 400 to all stats
1200 speed means nothing your horse cant run the distance.

>>714764836 (OP)
I hate western yurifags because their reasons for linking yuri is political, eastern yurifags just think it's cute

>>714764836 (OP)
Don't know, man.
None of the Umas really strike me as sexo, so i don't really care. Don't even care about doujins because none of the designs are interesting to me.
Provided the sluttiest Uma in terms of design and/or personality to change my mind.

>>714764836 (OP)
All lesbians need is a little bit of a dickdown and they return to factory settings.

>>714764836 (OP)
>Gachashit
>Amazing game

I dunno nothing about the anime but i started playing the game and this horse is my favorite.

>>714810715
Where is the proof in the pudding nigga

>>714764836 (OP)
Horses aren't lesbians they are racesexual

>>714812681
I'm inclined to agree. I think their pursuit of representation often makes it more gross than anything

Why are yurifags these days identical in behaviour to actual LGBTQAI alphabet people?
I don't think these people are straight men, I think they're just actual gays and lesbians.

>sapphic
trans coded image

>>714814152
God I fucking wish Puniru was my little slime childwife.

>>714764836 (OP)
>find game just as it's going mainstream
>first contribution to the community is complaining about the community
a tale

>>714797365
there is no tag, somehow above all the other degenerate shit allowed, this alone is that which can't be tagged.

>>714814659
Hands off, she's mine you bastard
You can have the blonde one.

>>714814898
Joke's on you nigger, I'M GOING TO ALICE

I do not give a shit about this gay horsegirl game just like I don't care about the fucking shipgirl spam a decade ago.
Also
>zi86395945je1.jpg
lol

I find it funny weebs will cry about their gay "hidden gem" anime game being exposed to normalfags when the entire purpose of a gacha is to rope as many seaniggers as possible to slide their credit card. They made a global english version and advertised it for a reason retard

>>714813646
Estelle?

>>714793231
platonic love is actually the kind of love you feel after you fuck sexually

>>714814659
im gonna fill her with my slime

>>714809338
>yuritranny also loves twink on twink and twink on female
Every
Single
Time
To complete the holy trifecta please tell us next how much you also love /ss/ and futa on female while you still consider yourself straight when you look at gigantic horsecocks and huge swollen balls.

>>714812262
>childish rude humor means you admire it
What a reach. What next, those kids animating bloody Mario sprites on newgrounds are also legitimate murderers?

>>714764836 (OP)
>sapphic
nigger tier buzzwords akin to enby
fuck you niggers

>>714793231
She wanted that zeon ace dick the moment she saw him in uniform, as did the robot. Can't beat the Char.

>>714801162
>there is established canon
>why don't people have THESE headcanons instead?
>why are people triggered by THESE headcanons they don't have?
Holy mother of projections, I don't have enough brain power to compute that post

Why do "lesbians" like dick so much that they need a fake plastic one to fuck each other?

>>714814152
Because most troons were once or still are yurifags. Troons don't imagine themselves as real life troons, they imagine themselves as anime girls

>>714814152
Troons and other alphasoup people love to coop anything. It's funny seeing reviews on old games and seeing something that isn't there all the time.

.t classic gender bender fetishist who hates what happened in the past 15 years.

>>714818695
What part of modern gender bender degeneracy is not up to your standards?

>>714771549
https://exhentai.org/g/1911839/dd12a07a81/
This one?

>>714800330
mate don't call anon a fence sitter then make a passive aggressive as fuck post like this

>>714807047
God I wish you were Vodka

God I wish I wasn't Vodka...

>>714817147
because phallic shape objects are perfect for sex
surely you don't think that women are attracted to the plastic toys themselves

>>714791418
All the ones that are crossdressing in that image belong to me.

>>714764836 (OP)
>loads and loads of stallion umas (i.e. pleasantly flared oversized veiny horseschlong futanaris)
>' 'sapphic' '

>>714769394
based

>>714771575
no joke

>>714764836 (OP)
Now. You. Know. This is what it feels like. THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!!!

God I wish horse boys were real.

>>714812524
Swinging Maestro, Gourmand, and Corner/Straightways Recovery are meant to cover that easily.
I was literally at the finish line and Groove just slid forward at 4x my current speed to cuck me.

>>714764836 (OP)
Sorry silly faggot, chicks are for dicks.

why is this yuritard crybaby thread still up
fuck off to your containment board

>>714821396
me second from the right

>>714764836 (OP)
>3 umamusume threads
jeez, and i thought blue archives and that tripfag gacha was bad

>>714764836 (OP)
What are these troon words, the fuck is “saffic” like sapphire the crystal? The shit iPhone screens are made of?

>>714764836 (OP)
>try to hijack a literal waifufag game
>confused when told to fuck off
Spamming pixiv fanart and AO3 fics doesn't make something a "yuri" franchise.

>>714764836 (OP)
>erm, spaghetti is straight too, until it gets wet :3:3
>LESBIAN CORRECTION?? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU >:(

>>714816550
you think yourself incapable of murder or what

posting it again award

Umas canonically fuck human men.

>>714764836 (OP)
don't care
hate fags and lesbians

>>714769721
I am wholly unwilling to humor trendsgender fag boys who claim to be trans women and then immediately just start having sex with men. Just be gay you stupid faggot. Stop trying to be different.

>>714821578
Only if they have horsecocks and if they use said horsecocks to cuck human males away from uma musumes.

>>714807496
Nonsense. Gay men manage to go without fucking plastic vaginas just fine. Not that they aren't deranged (they are), but at least they don't cope with plastic.

>>714764836 (OP)
>Homophobes
You mean trannies
>Lesbian Correction
You mean trannification

>>714764836 (OP)
Is the Umamusume anime worth watching if I'm enjoying the game?

>>714823309
No. Yes.

Special Week is heterosexual though.

>>714823396
I'm getting mixed signals here.

Brutal.

so if uma are horses does that mean there were ancient prehistoric umas and various different species that branch off from umas?

>>714823521
You SHOULDN'T watch it because it's a genuinely good sports anime about racing and girls trying their hardest to achieve their dreams.

>>714823656
Oh okay, I'm picking up what you're putting down now. In that case I definitely will NOT be watching this for the aforementioned reasons.

>>714823645
If you want a gorillion different flavors of animal girls, Kemono Friends 3 is still a thing. It's pretty good too. You get to watch all your cute girl Friends hang out at the clubhouse and stuff.

>>714795035
>cucking dykes is only surpassed by impregnating them
We could have this but instead NTR became mainstream

>>714823309
Cinderella Gray was enjoyable.

which support should I be rerolling for?

>>714823780
but are there prehistoric umas?

>>714823286
Trannies are on both sides. There are trannies who hate men and they also hate their own cock and they want to be real women and self-insert as dykes. But there are even more trannies who also hate men but don't hate their own cock and they also want to be dykes but don't lose their cock. Those ones are obsessed with self-inserting as traps futas and shotas who fuck girls but they wouldn't call it "lesbian correction".

>>714823645
To the best of my knowledge, uma musume are magical reincarnations of race horses from a parallel world (our world). They can be born from both humans or uma musume. The first uma musume was likely born from a human mother.

>>714800330
holy shit you're talking about a gacha videogame gain some perspective go outside see a sunrise neck yourself

Bourbon's career is so incredibly dogshit compared to Rudolfs. Why yes! I would like to use a girl best suited for keeping a lead in Mile & Medium and be forced into multiple Longs starting halfway into the career.
Doesn't help that all the Front skills seem to be dogshit compared to Pace for Long. Am I actually supposed to ruin her future breeding potential and just turn her into a scuffed Pace racer just so I can win the career?

>>714824035
well that's gay.

>>714823791
>one demoralizes men and plants seeds of infidelity in their minds eye when they think of women
>one fights against lgbtq values
Just a coincidence I'm sure

>>714819824
How am I being passive aggressive? I'm telling him he disgusts me, you dipshit. That's active aggression.
>>714807204
The difference is you don't have any particular values, you just are le tired of having to think thoughts and be critical of things, and why cant we just go back to the 90s before Democrats invented reverse racism?
I have never once met a 'centrist' that wasn't ultimately just a coward and a retard with zero long term perspective of anything.

>>714824071
No, I am talking to a guy pontificating about some secret 'us vs them' plan because if only we accepted degenerates and homosexuals everything would be so great and kosher. It is a broader issue than a particular gacha game, you retard.

>>714823656
>it's a genuinely good sports anime about racing
I liked Uma but your standards are low if you're calling this anime good.

>>714826674
It's no Ro-Kyu-Bu sure but it's easily better than 99% of those god awful "I HAVE SUPER POWERS WHILE PLAYING SPORTS" shounenslop sport anime.

>>714826890
That's literally what I just said, you're keeping the standard low by comparing it solely to other sports shounenshit which is a low and narrow bar to clear. By the standards of normal good anime it's nothing special.

>>714827165
>By the standards of normal good anime
He did specify sports anime not anime as a whole

>>714827667
And for quality that's a meaningless comparison.

>>714764992
Literally everyone is racist and homophobic.

>>714764836 (OP)
wtf is sapphic characters?

>>714764836 (OP)
>uma musume
Why do you write like you're speaking with a mouth full of marbles?

Man, I would kill for a "Umas go to America" OVA where they get giga-mogged by Secretariat
Imagine the animation

>>714764992
I'm both and I'm based, so joke's on you, OP.

lesbians aren't real and the person who made the OP pic isn't even a woman LMAO

>>714764836 (OP)
>Basically uma musume game
Hasn't this shit been out for like 3 days? How the hell did lesbians 'claim' it for chuds to then invade it

Is Oguri Cap the Architect's biggest challenge of all time?
No matter how much food she eats, she doesnt get fatter

>>714829698
Secondaries that try to claim a franchise because it isn't out in English yet.

>>714828434
Not if you want to watch a sports anime specifically, you retard.

>>714830261
>It's the best slop of this slop genre!
Nobody cares you moron.

>>714764836 (OP)
damn that sucks. Can someone link these so I can avoid them?

I don't know what sapphic means. Don't really care. Hate fags and homos and trannies.

>>714764836 (OP)
>homophobes
The yuritrannies pushing their retarded headcanon again I see.

Why would they bring this to the West when it'll just cause more giant horse dong art that they can't control outside of Japan?

>>714832539
The only thing the yakuza love more than they hate uma porn is money

>>714810034
anon you're asking why people on the internet that jerk it to anime girls (that probably have dicks) several times a day why they are so mentally ill.