Thread 717461241

Is game where you bakushin bakushin bakushin bakushin baku shin shin

hachimi hachimi hachimi

Play a real game.

Teio time!

!!! ATTENTION AGAIN !!!

/v/ma still has a slot open for anybody that wants in. First reply with ID gets the invite.

You WILL still be raped if you're on cooldown, thoughever.

>>717461876
I like her thing but how did they reach this design and concept for a champion horse?
You would expect her to be a side horse or something.

>>717461876
This should apply to every Uma. People out here not realising that every single horse in the show is a top-tier winner that belongs in the HoF

I'm in promotion range which is weird because last month, with the same final score, I was in retention range

why is that?

>>717461938
Negro, I'm already in a club after begging you retards for DAYS to let me in.

I'm not leaving my club, its nie and trades dem shoes and shite

>>717462118
I don't even know who you are.

>>717462175
I'm Black.

>>717462057
The line goes up throughout the week as people push harder. And/or more accounts are participating, not sure of the mechanics.

Bros...

>>717462225
So YOU'RE the fucker that stole all my carats.

>>717461876
>A true hero does not choose their battlefield
Holy kino

>first attempt to see if I could maybe get an S+
>rocky start, somehow lose maiden race, have to grab some skills to make bakushin stop being a retard and win races
>end up about 1000 points off
Neat, guess I'll be able to get er done if I can get a better power legacy or some better luck.
>tfw started late because Cygames are retarded about the Netherlands
No chance to seriously compete in pvp shit so I guess I'm just gonna settle wherever I end up.
>>717461938
I mean I'd want in but I'm not risking leaving my current rando club that's actually active and trading shoes

>>717462498
How could you fail that hard? I beat debut with less than 150 speed

>>717461905
I did.

>>717462498
It begins...

Do I just lose the stories labelled as "event" if I don't watch them? Or do they leave even with that?

>play Gold Shit career
>she constantly takes the inner lane and gets boxed like a retard
lol what a dumb horse

>>717462498
I got 8th place with her, get on my level.

>>717462607
Fuck if I know. I had
>184 speed
>273 stam
>175 pow

>>717462714
no idea what you're talking about. I skip everything and get my carats.
Then I watch them in the archives whne I'm boed.

>>717462020
Hentai like the apology form implies, has a double meaning much like how "incredible" or "unreal" can have in English. She's an all rounder like the IRL horse because it lets her get closer to other Umas and she's a really good racer because it lets her be closer to the Umas she's a really big fan of.
A fast pervert.

>>717462776
not enough power, you need at least 200 and/or you didn't buy her skill before the debut

>>717462623
Clip your nails

Power doesn't do anything

>>717462790
I have some trainees stories labelled as event, it says they'll be there until the banner ends, thing is for example Curren Chan I did unlock her and watch almost all of her story so I wonder if it will disappear as well

Run saved, carry on.

>>717462714
You should just skip through the event stories if you don't own the uma they're for and don't care about it. Once the event thing runs out you can't get the free carats from them until you unlock whichever horse they're for (so for the current event ones Curren or Narita)

>>717462776
>It's another "Man Golshi's campaign sucks *doesn't train power*" episode

>>717462965
Oh, those. They don't disappear.

>>717462776
Speed should NEVER be higher than Power if you're playing Goldship.

>>717462623

PETEEEE SABPEEEEEEE!

>>717462965
I can still rewatch the Biwa Hayahide stories despite not having her and her event being over.

My B rank Bakushin keeps winning Mile races against B+ umas... She doesn't even have much stamina...

how do you escape this situation

>>717462714
They are there so you can know if you want to roll for them anon, read them

>>717463278
With empty balls

>>717461938
696038613798

>>717463007
>>717462498
Right behind you, need a Nikkei Sho run anyways.

>>717463278
Use your emergency supply of dandelions to placate her.

>>717463278
By kissing her on the lips

>>717463338
Sent

>>717463007
>>717463384
Impressive, now go for the Classic and Senior Autumn Triples

>>717463278
Feed her brisket with BBQ sauce

>>717462776
You can run any debut as front runner. G in front would mean bad timing for skill activations and higher stamina drain, but you don't need/have any skills during debut and don't need that much stamina at the start. This applies to all late/enders at debut and maybe during some early races. Late or end just has too high of a chance to get you boxed.

>>717461876
I won’t apologize to her SR support card at least because god it sucks ass. I hate that this is one of my only MLB supports.

You wouldn't GAMBLE would you?

>>717463278
do a gator roll and then jump out of the window while she's stunned

>>717463491
midwit take

You don't need to do this if you learn how to properly train each horse.

Press the button?

>>717463037
>>717463119
>what are borrowed stam sparks

>>717463384
Based, good luck bro.

>>717463452
Got 2 crowns already.

>>717463491
I ran her as pace instead because better rating, clearly that wasn't enough.

>>717463550
>gacha game
>gambling bad
I'm confused

Bakushinbros................

>>717463278
>Sloppa
but anyway, this result is precisely why I agreed to the onsen trip.

>>717463585
DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

GOLSHI POWAAAAAH

>>717463563
The "proper" way predebut is to raise friendships, which don't always align with stats. You can beat debut with absolutely dogshit stats.

>>717463608
pink shits BTFO

>>717463427
Why did Urara join the party?

>>717463585
Don't let your dreams be dreams

>>717463585
Do it. 44% is safer than anything between 10-20% (I'm not joking).

>>717463585
I'm trying.

>>717463745
t. complete midwit

Your sparks alone should hit E in the desired stat, you could rest all the way until debut and you should still win, if you know how to train your uma. You don't need friendship nor changing her style.

>>717463724
>>717463904
>>717463912
pic related

>>717463491
Always run using the strategy my uma is good at, always win. Simple as.

>>717463990
Yes.
Great to see you agree. You raise friendships for later obviously. Learn to read dude.

>>717463996
Based. Godpseed Goldbro.

>>717463894
To enact the Harucaust.

>>717463608
>>717463867

>>717463502
I feel like my luck has been fairly decent with support card pulls, one of the Kitasan cards was a pity pull, but at least I managed to get one.

>>717463278
>change track length to long
>suddenly useless

>>717464220
Crying Uraras are made to be hugged and comforted.

>>717463990
>rest all the way until debut
>if you know how to train
sounds like you're not doing any training you retard
races can be very rng heavy you can still lose even with an enormous stat difference, it's part of the game.

I made it to 30K carats... please let me have her banner, I don't want to wait another 3 weeks...

>>717464474
pitwife

>>717464474
pedophile

>>717463427
How many German umas died on the Eastern Front?

Bros, do I roll?

>>717464695
WW1 was massive horse death but WW2 helped top it off.

>>717464695
Joe Medicine Crow walked up and yoinked a german uma.

>>717464695
Don't ask Eishin Flash what she was doing between 1939-1945

Why is she like this?

>>717463996
BASED
A
S
E
D

Gold Ship Requiem when?

Easiest distance haruten of my life.

>>717464872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIo3ZfA9da0 true war hero Uma

>>717465020
Don't take Rudolf to a love hotel on Halloween, worst mistake of my life

>everyday I get "reward for supporting (1) player"
Whoever you are, I love you.

>>717463867
>>717464220
BE NICE

where da golshi event at?

>>717464872
He stole 50 horses?! that's as many as 5 tens!

>>717465425
>>717464872
Made his own kraut isekai rape harem.

>Watch Nice Nature run
>Chokes and dies in a box for most of the race, gets 4th at best
>Skip to the results
>Wins by 6+ lengths
>This happens the entire career
What

Semana Especial
Maruzencéu
Navio de Ouro
Taiki Decola
Daiwa Escarlate
Grama Maravilha
O Condor Passa
Gingar do Vento
Mayano Melhor Arma
Super Regato
Rei Auréola
Bilhete Vencedor
Boa Natureza
Silêncio Suzuka
Oguri Pico
Mejiro McRainha
Chuva de Arroz

>>717462623
saaaar do not redeem the ticket!

>>717465542
>o condor passa
What?

>Goldship is...le HARD!
Alright you retards I'll show you. I've literally just started, day 1, 11 turns for debut.

The first thing you've to do, is train, pick the stat with the most amount of cards, in my case is guts. You do this until debut race.

>Goldship is...le HARD!
No one says this

>>717464872
Ironically there were also quite a few during the Vietnam war who would have qualified except the elders decreed
>Uh.taking the enemy's elephant doesn't count, it has to be a horse. An actually fucking horse.
more or less. I must feel terrible for that guy who got sent to a garbage jungle for no good reason, fulfilled all the requirements and thought at very least he'd be a war chief hero of his people, only to be told the above
>ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT CHARLIE DIDNT RIDE HORSES I STOLE SOMETHING LITERALLY 2 HORSES TALL AND WIDE CMON NOW.

That turned out alright. Got all triple crowns as well, and a lot of good skills.
Lost races:
>debut lmao
>first arima

>>717465524
>It's a tiny version of you Trainer, I can't sleep without it

haru's career is annoying
basically need to win the two g1s in the first year or your run sucks

>>717466112
What? No retard

>>717465635
Then you buy her anti-boxing skill and go for debut

Tell me about Manhattan Cafe

>>717466191
And then you win the debut. Don't even bother watching it, its guaranteed victory.

Now you repeat all the previous steps until you win URA Finals.

It's that easy.

>>717466261
does this helps on getting 3* sparks?

>>717465617
I want Marvelous Sunday to make my body move against my own will.

>>717462623
Chunky Monkey

>>717466376
It's a pretty fast career, so sure it does. its win after win after win.
Do races, recreation if mood isn't maxed, or rest if Goldship doesn't want to train for a day. Don't waste a turn training where the energy consumption doesn't justify the benefits of said training.

>>717461241 (OP)
I have yet to win a single URA FINALLZZUU
I'm about to crack and bakushin bakushin

>>717464240
My god they are huge

>>717466181
Yeah, otherwise you need to waste turns running shitty pre ops to get to 40k fans in time, retarded faggot

Here's an easier tip for retards. URA is easy enough that you can front run everything. Literally just front run. Only buy skills and switch styles if you think you're going to job in the finals or if there's a long race coming and you forgot to click stamina.

>>717466773
>*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*

>>717466756
>retard raises a bricked horse
>tries to give others advice
Lmao

>Off by 1
C-check em ;_;

Does this play anything like the Era games?

>>717466773
Based!

>>717466839
Low IQ post.

>>717466773
Goldshi would never do this!

>>717466925
That's off by 2 innit?

>>717467006
Yes, your post was incredibly low IQ, glad you agree.

>jobs in arima kinen
I just fall apart in training late-game. The mood down is debilitating.

>>717467032
9999 is better than 10000 desu

>>717467062
Low IQ reply

>>717467217
nahone

>>717467125
post deck or ELSE

>>717467125
>385 stamina
>no recovery skills
how's she supposed to win? by shouting slurs at the other racers?

>>717467340
Evil Nature builds don't want to win, just be annoying the entire race.

>>717467340
win?

>>717467340
I hoped that would work lel

>>717467327
It’s just a mishmash of what I have that has debuffs on it

>>717467463
why would you borrow THAT instead of using it yourself?

>>717466925
>>717465974
Got a much better Long-oriented Golshi out of it. She technically at the Zuka Kinen so badly I had to use a clock but everything else went surprisingly smoothly except for a night owl right before the last story race.

>>717467541
Iunno. I’d rather have the other cards in the deck and I don’t have mine leveled. Taking other cards messes up with the hint event pool.

>>717465524
tachyon would give you a tiny version of herself though

Don't make me tap the sign.

3* Long sparks are fucking impossible to get.
At least with stat sparks you have some kind of control over what you're trying to get even if the RNG Is still bullshit but surface and distance aptitudes you just pray.

>Train a speed only bakushin to see if the meme is real
>It's my best horse
>It got a 3 star skill spark for Genuis x Bakushin = victory

Why is Curren so fucking horny all the time? what was the real horse like?

>>717467463
my guy, find better cards to borrow. Rice is also apparently bugged in global

>>717464827
From what I understand she's better than base Rice.

>>717465524
Tamamo is already tiny.

>>717467963
Mares tend to be moody. Not schizo-tier but its not surprising to see mood-wings from them. And when they're in heat some are much more slutty than others.

Gold Ship horsecock.

>>717467963
She's just happy to find (you) again after all those years.

>>717468143
Yes

>>717467984
Which one do I borrow? MLB fine motion? Also how’s her card bugged? I don’t have anymore monies or sp to level anything I wasted shit potmaxxing nature

futafags are so pathetic

>>717467963
It was an achievement for the male horse if he could fuck Curren. She is also the leader of female horse herd and the only horse that treated Ikezoe her jockey gently. (Sweep and Orfe's jockey, very temperamental horse). Ikezoe even claimed that Curren is his wife (an immediately bashed by Curren's fans)

how do trainers survive umas' estrus cycles?

>>717468502
A body guard

>>717467963
>>717468253
Reminder that she was named after the owners daughter.

>>717468570
MARVELOUS
she's really growing on me

>>717468441
futachads run this site

>>717467753
Isn't this silly since most of the Japanese Umas are descendants of American, not British horses

>>717466756
Am i fucking mental or do you sometimes get skill hints after a race related to the race strategy you selected for that race
Because that would fuck my tendency to always select front or pace to avoid boxing in career races

>>717468502
Other umas step in to protect him.

>>717468738
that's really hot

>>717468824
Sunday Silence was a descendent of Eclipse

>>717468873
Extra cute Top Gunner

>>717468989
what does her skill do and when does it trigger?
i dont get it

What am i doing wrong

>>717466475
specifically my hips

>>717469014
acceleration
near the end if she's well positioned (basically always if she's a pace or front) though I find it doesn't do much, my Taiki keeps jobbing every actual race outside of the career and seems to never ever speed up

>>717468854
I've gotten pace/late skills frontrunning. I think it's track specific or maybe related to your aptitude but I don't think there's a complete database on what you can get due to how esoteric it is.

>>717469072
>long racer
>speed focusing
lol
STAMINA YOU NIG

Everyone's always talking about the Professors Curves but what's the verdict on Rushing Gale?

Are you guys prepared for CM? Or just random submissions and hoping for the best?

>7.9k saved so far
Bros, I don't think I'm gonna make it.
;_;

>>717469147
its good when it activates on the final spurt and bad when it doesn't
Curvature on the other hand, activates alongside maestro which is always great.

>>717466706
Id say the easiest URA Finale goes to Urara, she has the most time to prepare for it, her last goal is a meme and the one previous to it is one of the least intensive G1s. Not many G1s to tackle in general.
Speed and Wits, pick the stamina and speed skills you need, all done. Enjoy your free smile for your daughter.

>>717469147
Poor mans Sprint Straightaways

>>717468502
barricade

REPEAT AFTER ME

UMAMUSUME IS WIT GAME
PVP IS ACCELERATION GAME

SHOOT GACHANIGGERS IN THE HEAD

>>717468824
Most of the American horses most Jap race horses can trace their ancestry back to were foals of British horses.

>see random girl
>"Wow she looks really cool!"
>watch her tranime
>She's the uma /v/ has been talking about that's obessed with her undead fetus sister and talks to herself all the time
Dropped.

>>717469072
Stamina and speed not power and speed. She will naturally catch up to the others if you put her in late and as soon as the final corner rounds her ultimate procs

OHOHO, TRAINA-SAN! YOU ARE BANGING MY UMAS, NYA-HAHA!

>>717469154
Just random I don't get it nor do I like that you either go to the league below A or above it.
So I either gimp myself to go into the lower tiers or get myself raped by whales. It doesn't sound fun either way.

>>717469417
i love her hag loli voice

>>717469446
Getting raped by whales still yields better rewards than winning in the lower tiers.

>>717469584
is this true?

>>717469367
>late surger
>speed

Teos special NEVER EVER EVER EVER ACTIVATES always comes in second/third because of it despite being the favourite. Literally 20 races and NO FUCKING SPECIAL WHAT THE FUCK

>>717468423
MLB Kitasan Black, Super Creek, or Fine Motion depending on what you need. 90% of the time Kitasan is the right choice

>>717469768
it doesnt activate for her, but use her as a parent and her children will activate it, believe it. High Step Teio is a fantastic skill.

>>717469768
Must be a skill issue because I use a borrowed Teio legacy every run that has her unique skill spark and it activates every race.

>>717461876
Cooler Agnes I kneel.....

>>717469172
don't worry we'll get more gibs on the way to january
trust cygenerous f2pbro

>>717469685
Speed still determines your top speed.

>>717464474
They can take their time, I still need more carats.

>>717469768
I always borrow her as legacy because her unique activates all the time

bros....

>>717461876
I have nothing to apologize for, I love Agnes Digital.

>>717469938
Woah, sugoi

>>717469828
Thanks, Naruto

>>717469938
I fucking hate you.

>>717469417
KAMSHO

>>717462498
Always play the first few Goldship's races as Front my dude
>>717469938
what the fuck

>>717469417
You aren't exempt from that, Director-san

>>717469885
The only thing speed is going to do to a late surger is accelerate her way into getting blocked by a bunch of random NPCs.
go ahead and try to win King Halo's career training speed.

>717469938
you already posted this like 3 times nigger

>>717469938
This is gonna be me rolling for Seiun Sky in a few weeks

>>717469992
kek

>>717469938
Can someone run the numbers?

>>717470058
>go ahead and try to win King Halo's career training speed.
i did, by setting her as pace

>Front Run debut race with good stats
>Late Start
>boxed by generics for the literal whole race because they all have the same stats and no skills so they stick together like glue
I swear 10% of my runs are in a bad spot from the very start due to this bullshit

The newest club: /v/mapyoi
>Please put "/v/" on your profile's comment. You can change it later after being approved.
>Simply be active and don't forget about the shoes
We're at 22/30 members currently. For the record, if you sent an application in the last few hours and haven't gotten approved yet it's because I couldn't identify you with your profile's comment so change it whenever you can.

>>717469014
If you're running as Pace or Front Runner and you're in the "front" (top half of the lineup), it has a chance to trigger. The chance is based on your WIT and whatever race you're in (Career races give you a generous handicap).

Question for the luddites in this thread
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/

How do you use this website?

>>717470061
Let me be happy anon...

>>717470170
I really love her "casual" clothes.

>>717470143
>I did by not doing what the conversation is about
Witlet

Are these threads called /v/uma or /v/ma?

>>717469172
Bro if you save for that Falcon banner there's a very good chance you'll get the waifus you want just rolling for the pity picks.

>>717469072
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
https://honse.moe/inheritance

Get 9* Stamina sparks + Triumphant Pulse (Oguri's skill), that goes well with Rudolf.

>>717470167
It's wit based? Then its terrible or not? Most uniques always trigger.

>>717470182
You can use it to confirm your fastest uma is the fastest uma. Or just theory craft, I guess.

>>717465146
>go to our meetup place
>see an oddly placed Christmas tree
>huh? does japan celebrate it this early?
>it turns around and talks to me

>>717470151
Wit and running with an actual decent Front aptitude lowers this chance to nearly zero. Wit is actually the most important early stat for that reason, sparks should give you enough of every other stat to outpace other umas until well into Year 2.

>>717470192
You gotta spread it out or you become obnoxious.
I'm still buzzing about this months later, but maybe I've posted it like 4 times (including this one)

>>717470257
correct
lates are an utter meme not worth considering at the current time

Remember to always do Hopeful Stakes as your first optional race unless you want to brick your run

>>717470156
finaly free of cooldown jail
345251486429

>>717469938
You posted this yesterday

>>717470337
Holy.
But I can only gloat about it while this banner is running...

>>717469938
3rd time hes posted this stop giving him yous

>>717469072
Spend $600 and hope you get lucky. It's not you. It's the game.

>>717470282
I want to get Maruzenksy's beach outfit with the Smart Falcon banner and/or Oguri Cap's

>>717470324
uniques ALWAYS trigger as long as you meet the conditions for them regardless of wit
the inherited versions are subject to wit

>>717470448
You still get the chance to pull them just by rolling, so just rollmax.

How did Urara get accepted to Tracen when she can't win anything?

Okay all my horses are now finally A.
Which ones should I focus on Spark farming?

>>717470343
They are the easiest to train, you're just bad dude.

>>717470428
>$600
Chump change. I'm going to be well into the 4 figures after the Super Creek banner. And of course I have to roll for the cute umas too.
Kill me

I like her

>>717470108
I'm just gonna borrow her to build Suzuka desu

>>717470496
Urara

>>717470484
watch the anime dude, plenty of uras are accepted for emotional support

>>717470484
>entry level students welcome
>6 tenosho victories required for entrance
this school sucks

>>717470250
Why'd you put casual in quotation marks? What's that supposed to mean?

>>717470524
to be honest the only thing stopping me from whaling is being a poorfag NEET

>>717469172
Save up to roll on the giga January banner. Every girl will be on rate up and able to be picked for pity.

>>717470524
Make a youtube video of it so i can watch you get shafted

>>717469938
I want to roll for horses toobut I have to save until Narita Brian drops

>>717468680
That's dangerous. They can easily break it, and they won't do it gently when they're in heat.

>>717470484
She executed her competition in the Harucaust >>717463427

>Those randos that cry when they come in 8th+ place
:(

>>717470524
You deserve to live, and suffer the entire time you're doing it. How do you even have fun or gather any sense of accomplishment?

>>717470567
I'm watching CinGray and it seems like getting an invitation to nationals is a big fucking deal.

Got all the gang together

>>717470484
Fodder umas join tracen all the time, in the anime its stated that tons of Uma's wash out because they can't win shit.

>>717470524
Thank you funding Umamusume

>>717470638
My fun comes from spiking insanely good runs once in a while, S ranks are very, very rare on Global right now and only the top 100 in PvP generally has them. I'm one of them.

>>717470679
The legendary BWH

>>717470484
She got a scholarship for "special" Umas.

>>717469172
The smartest thing to do in this situation is not roll on Tamamo Cross and save those carats for January.

In fact, besides the Kitasan Banner(30K), don't roll at all from today till January. Specially if you already have a Super Creek (LB0)

Stop posting the same images. Everybody is guilty

>>717470683
That makes sense, I started watching CinGray and skipped the main anime so I probably missed all that.

>>717470484
She was the fastest in her school

>>717470704
sounds gayand boring

>>717470712
>BWH

Trainer correction imminent

NOOOO, I DIDN'T WANT HER TO BE MY FIRST!!

>>717470809
>and skipped the main anime
You're a god damn retard

>>717470551
She's just a poor mob from a poor family

>>717470704
Honestly, whaling makes career mode too boring. Far more exciting when failure is actually possible.

>>717470785
Speak for yourself. I go look for new images of the umas I like for almost every post

>>717470870
Congrats Anon, I'll get you two some nice china for the wedding.

>>717470870
I'm glad mine was with Maruzensky

>>717470820
Taurus Cup soon, bro
Champions Meeting are what the whales live for

>>717470870
>goldship took his springs virginity
truly sorry for you

>>717470902
She won against literally who nobodies tho

>>717469850
are umas allowed at drive throughs

>>717470712
And the measurements are?

>>717470870
You know the rules, first hot spring visit = you're married to that Uma now.
No second chances, that's what fate decided.

>IRL Grass Wonder is a fat fuck
That means Uma Grass Wonder is going to be a fatass once she finishes her career and settles down.

>>717470870
>Mine was Creek
I got raped and forced to goo goo ga ga

How meta is she?

>>717470889
When you whale, you still take chances. The standard for success is just much higher, it's no longer about winning URA, it's about big numbers and PvP viability
Sometimes you take risks and it ends up fucking up your run too, so you can still lose.

>>717470990
You can take the Uma out of America, you can't take the American out of the Uma.

I have a max tosho someone PLEASE give me points

247669396989

>>717470874
You guys told me it was fine because it's covered by the game main story and none of the series are connected anyways

>>717470571
Her casual outfit is what a girl would wear if she was going on a date or special event. I'm just pointing out that her casual outfit is really fancy and stylish and I like it.

Sugoi

>>717471008
Not a jp player but she seems bad. Her ult is impossible to activate.

>>717470870
Heh, mine was with my daughteru

>>717470990
truly an american born honse Spe was right to hate her

>>717471040
Seasons 2 and 3 are still good you faggot, watch them, its mainly s1 thats a stinker

>>717471078
This is wrong and abuse.

>>717471026
PvP is boring as shit in this game though. Maybe CM will change my mind but I have no incentive to try hard in team trials

>>717471040
you watched the in-game events? Then its fine I guess, at least for season 1. You still need to watch the second one.

comfy b+ club der/v/ has an open slot
make sure to have something /v/ related in your description if you send an application

>>717471008
Not at all sadly

>>717471106
>its mainly s1 thats a stinker
Die

>>717471070
>Her ult is impossible to activate.
That's why I ask asking, wtf is that shit ult

>>717471106
>>717471131
Alright I'll watch s2 and 3 after I finish Oguri Peak's show

>>717470870
Mine was with Daiwa and I was thinking of Taiki the whole time.

>>717470870
Mine was Gold Ship as well. Only other one I've gotten is Bakushin. Never gotten one I actually want yet But I really like Bakushin as a character.

>>717470870
praying for your pelvis

I have almost 100 careers done and never got a hotsprings ticket once.

Just did roll simulator 40k carats and nothing but a biwa and shuttle to show for it. I'd honestly just kill myself if I spent money on this hogwash.

>>717471063
checked

>>717470870
Can I have your stuff?

>>717465542
Chuva de Arroz minha AMADA

I've heard that there are men who'll go after anyone with a pulse.

>>717471078
Daughterwife
You can only marry her after winning Arima Kinen

>>717471242
just save, read up and notice how many anons are saving and being patient.

>>717471339
Impossible.
I can't get a single 3* Turf/Long spark let alone fucking 9 of them on a single legacy.

>>717471242
>blowing your luck on the roll calculator
Did the same on kitasan and didnt get a single one, had to kiss my launch account goodbye
Never use that cursed piece of shit tool

>>717471060
I want to put my face on that cleavage and inhale deeply.

>>717471197
Watch S1 anyways, it has some context for S2 like seeing the character development of Spicaman.

I only got the ticket once with Neicha but she lost before reaching URA...

>>717465542
>Oguri Pico
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJA

>>717471339
>You can only marry her after winning Arima Kinen
fuck...

>>717471404
Nah. I'm alright. I'll never spend and I'm out of TP so I can't even play either. It's a good eye opener for why you should never gamble. I don't even know what 40k carats are worth in $ but there ain't anything in this game worth that price.

>>717471453
was the puff really necessary

>>717471078
:D

>>717471402
Even 8 star turf only gets Haru to D. You'd need to rely on procs.
>t. have 3 star Turf on one legacy and 2 star/3 star Turf on another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfC74_Ddf9o
SEENO
LET'S GO

>>717471404
yeah, I rerolled on kitasan and got her mlb in 100 rolls, then managed to get 7 3 star horses and even built 3 lower rarities up to their costumes, manage your luck properly bros

Only skip S1 if you're a faggot

>>717471502
yes even the loser needs to be peak sex

Found this if anyone actually enjoys the concert vocals.

https://snep.pw/uma/mixer/ms-victoria

>>717461876
Across 3 countries and 11 racetracks,
The titles you've won is unparalleled,
Allowing no rivals to follow your footsteps.

Overcoming barriers on both turf and dirt,
even crossing national borders,
you've flown the champion's flag with courage.

Every one of your unpresented milestones you've carved out will shine forever.

>>717471402
>>717471506
You don't need A rank, you can win with C in Turf and Long. The penalty goes down by 20% with each letter up to C, then it's only 10%.
At that point you just need really good stats. Like good enough to win normally by Distance.

>>717471453
In contrast
>so confident she'll win she actually proposes before the arima kinen

>>717471556
In what way is S1 better than watching the in-game S1 story events?

>>717465542
EL PERRO DE CACA

>>717471339
I'm working on it. Best result so far was 4th

>>717471192
>>717471070
GERMAN
PRECISION

>>717471583
Woah awesome

>>717471634
It's an anime for one.

>>717471583
Damn, the advanced mode is pretty intense. You can even select who sings which parts of the song.

>>717471556
Faggots are among us

>>717470337
And here I thought I was lucky for getting a raw mageblood this league. I kneel. Unfortunatelly blew all my luck on that drop since I only got 2 kitas in 260 pulls, besides the pity (and I don't have a Super Creek so kinda screwed).

>>717471583
Umazing!

>>717471556
Yeah, you may not care about Special Chud but the Suzuka stuff is among the best parts of the main anime

>>717470362
Why?

i FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH

>>717471961
It prints billions of fans if you win

>>717470362
NO I DON'T WANT TO RETURN TO THE HOPELESS STAKES

>>717471996
you know what else prints fans? The Triple Cups

>you can put singers in the slutty backup dancer outfits in the concert archive
holy fucking kino

kill all flatties

>>717471996
nobody wins the hopeless stakes

>>717461241 (OP)
Wait it's a game?

i like big umas

Suddenly there's a lot of Suzuka.

>>717471983
>>717472013
We are legion

>>717470972
How do i get my first one to be with Matikanetannhauser, Silence Suzuka or Oguri Cap?asking for a friend

>>717472052
why does she dress in green and red? is she portuguese?

WEW LAD

I rewatched all of the Umamusume stuff and I have to say S1 is my least favorite. I do not care for the chud or the flatty.

>>717472052
prompt?

>>717472140
Just throw the run when you get the hotspring ticket, it doesn't count if you lose.

I have Silence Suzuka fatigue.

Topless Stakes

>>717472173
t. Kitanig

kys

Your season was the worst one by far

>>717470830
>>717470951
Am I the only one who actually watches the stories...

>>717472140
Just win bro
>Silence Suzuka

>fan gain is tied to how much money you actually make irl if you win the race
LOER!?

>>717472178
Does part of her actually hope you're enjoying the date and are romantically interested in her, or is just data to her.

>>717472259
she wants you getting flustered and doki-doki and says as much

>>717472239
there was a measurement joke in the stories...

>>717472239
I hope that B and H are the big ones here.

>abuse the fact that the triple 3 debuff doesn't trigger if it's a career race
>start winning MORE

S1 is shit and youre not special for watching it

>>717472089
MORE

>>717472325
I was mostly focused to the first anon, sorry

>>717472239
I didn't skip them, but by the end of the second chapter, I still couldn't see why would someone bother with these when Career mode already works as a really good "story mode"

which horses aren't for (You) aside from Bakushin?

>>717472173
Do we really have to beat a dead horse? Everybody agrees to some extent, even the people who think it's at least "ok" will say they prefer the others.

Man, my last few runs have been so utter shit it's killing my drive to play.

>>717472259
She's not a robot but she does originally think things like being cheered on by fans doesn't do anything but it does for her as she goes through her career. And she's highly aware of other's emotions too. It just when time comes to hit on you, she's inexperienced as hell and you think she's gonna pull out a needle the entire time. Its a very wholesome career.

>>717472395
>that bush to cover the switch in running style and not have to do a transition
pretty clever desu never noticed it

>>717472239
Have read 0 Winning Ticket content

I'm surprised Mayano and Sunday are such good friends. You'd think there'd be some serious breast envy going on there.

>>717472395
How can someone in good faith recommend anyone to skip kino like this?

>>717472609
A tripfag? In 2025?

>>717472546
I thought it was just an animation technique, but those giant bushes actually exist in-game and in real races.

Are you a skip Chad or do you watch every race?

>>717472575
Mayano is too young to feel breast envy

Spe would be more popular if they didn't whitewash her personality

>>717472575
Sunday has Kenny Loggins envy.

me too

>>717472395
she should have died

>>717472491
Remember to Bakushin every once in a while, it's refreshing.

>>717472705
She should've called Grass Wonder a huwaito piggu who should go home

>>717472705
CHUD

>>717472718
I have great news for you anon

>>717472657
>Favorite horse
Watch and cheer her on
>Not my favorite
View results
>Bakushin
4x speed

>>717472657
I watch every race on 4x speed

I CAN'T BREAK THE B+ BARRIER AHHHHHHHH

>>717472705
There's no chud horse who can surpass Tamomo Cross

>>717472718
she should've permanently retired or at least left tracen. the show went to shit when spechud began obsessing over her every minute

>>717472705
Correct, personally I like her and Chud Cross much more after learning of their "flaws" (real positives)

>>717472657
I skipped everything, stories, races, concerts. I just want to see bigger numbers. Chanpion's Meeting? Now that's when I will watch the races.

>>717472557
How in the FUCK
I run Sweep Tosho and Nishino Flower cards EVERY run and I never fucking get it.

>>717472657
Its relative. 4X or skip.

>>717472962
You're black

>>717472943
Nah, they should've just retired Spechan as the protagonist

>>717473060
Nah, black people are down for the drama. Insecure white losers like NL who are terrified of being seen enjoying something are skippers.

>>717471034
Anon, in a post-Kitasan world. Nobody cares about Tosho anymore.

I love Tosho and I used to borrow an anon's Tosho all the ttime but after Kitasan, I HAVE to borrow the Kita

>>717472712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU

>>717473092
Honestly? You're right. Blacks would enjoy the concert without feeling shame.
>>717472962
You're a mayonnase boy.

>>717472934
You are not alone. I'm in the same boat

>>717472657
>Career
watch
>team trials
skip, unless the opposing horse is equal grade to mine
>money/sp races
skip
>legend
watch at least once each day, but now im kinda watching to see the mechanics of how late surgers get boxed

>>717472934
Sparks. Once I started borrowing 9* sparks it got easy.

>>717473209
>>717472934
I broke the B+ barrier with Bakushin. Give it a go.

I didn't get the idol concerts until i won URA and saw my girl Mahkween claim her prize as the lead singer

>>717472623
They are homosexual

>>717453476
>>717453416
Beautiful... thank you...

>>717470990
>Slim face
>Massive Fatass and chest
Yeah, getting fat in the right spots is fine by me

>>717472657
4x until like 75% of the race.

What's her name again?

Getting 900 stamina on a medium Uma with just two stamina cards is simply not possible. Not without a 20% boost on stamina training.

>>717473538
cocksleeve

>>717469014
>>717470167
Correction. I just played an entire Taiki career. And for some reason her skill only triggered when she was below 1st in the final stretch. Which only happened in two races. Guess it doesn't trigger if she's in the lead (though I could have sworn I've seen it happen).

>>717465542
this is what GOOD localization looks like

now, say her name

>>717473538
ei ei ei

>>717473251
Good. The idol part of this shit. The better concerts and music vids aren't even typical idol shit either.

>>717473538
Atelier Totori

retard

>>717473678
ok saar

>>717473251
Every single Japanese IP with idols will always have seething about idols (unless it's le deconstruction)

>>717473678
Learn English rajesh.

>>717472491
If your run is turning into shit, just switch to making the character parent fodder. Go for 600 in Speed/Stamina/Power and win whatever G1 races you can. Then just complete the finals. Hopefully you get a 3* spark from it.

>>717473837
He's probably a Pedro Pascal

>>717461241 (OP)
I will cum on her forehead

Best song

>>717473960
When will she arrive? She didn't get much focus in the movie.

>>717473890
Legit never listened to it. I'm a Skipchad

NEW concerts when

>>717474017
Hopefully never?

>>717473851
god she looks so soft

>>717473851
>and win whatever G1 races you can
why

>>717473890
>go this way starts playing in the lobby

>>717474002
I could see her getting added as a two star in a future anniversary banner.

>>717474154
chance of white sparks which can inherit hints and stats

>>717472705
Her being a Chud and seething at the American Horses would have made Season 1 way more fun

>>717474013
Mambo.

>>717474157
based

>>717465617
Fuck you nice nature, i train your guts for a 50 and you still were in E

>>717472657
for each new scenario and uma i'll read everything to get to know the girls first.

after that i skip everything except now and then i'll watch like a long race too see how stamina is, or just to enjoy the hype of the finale.

>>717474017
Soon, brother, soon...

WHERE IS THE PREGNANCY ART

>>717462743
Trainers fault for not training wit.

I'll never forgive the Granblue devs for giving Suzuka bigger tits

Damn so you be saying... so you be saying i gotta play with the uma of my choosing until i get a hot spring scene with her to unlock it forever? That may take... hundreds if not thousands of carerr runs. I may die of old age or the game shuts down before i get a spa date.

>>717474574
Let me guess, all 3 of them are actually dead and are racing in heaven

i can't believe trading your umas dirty used shoes to other trainers for currency is an actual mechanic in this game

>>717474494
Super freak got super pregger

>>717474659
Oguri you fat horse, you are so big and fat, why are you so fat

>>717474097
Did someone say soft?

guys, im retarded
king halo is my fave

>>717474834
Checks out.
The only value King Halo has is being kind of sort of friends with my daughter.

>>717474703
In a perfect world we'd be collecting and trading bloomers as well

>>717474938
Hey hey, you are talking smack about THE honse
MY honse. that makes me tear my hair out.

>>717474703
>win a legend race
>win a trophy of the featured uma's used shoes
Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

>>717474703
>You trade old uma shoes between other trainers
>You get the legend racer's shoes as a trophy when you beat them
Someone high up in Cygames is a footfag

>>717475230
>>717475293
I'm not a foot guy but there's something about, "Okay, 'legend', you lost so, shoes off. Come on, right now, hand them over."

>>717474834
Sounds like you two are a perfect match to me

>>717474659
Kitahara...

>>717475481
>deep inhale in front of her and trainer

>>717475423
what the fuck

>>717465486
psyker attacks

>>717475423
This kind of thing ain't my bag, baby

>>717475481
It reminds me of this

>>717474574
Granblue artists give kids a bit of tits. They're based that way.

>>717475481
I just find it strange. Who the hell in that universe made it the custom to force the losing legend to give away their sweaty shoes? It doesn't even end thereLet's say someone wants to enter your trophy room. How do you explain having shelves and shelves of used shoes next to your trophies?

THEY CALL HER THE LEGEND KILLER

>>717475970
>implying Curren's used shoes aren't my greatest prize

>>717475970
Going by the apparent rules/social norms of the world if someone saw a bunch of old shoes next to your trophies then they'd just think you're a great trainer since you have so many

>>717475970
it's the horse equivalent of retiring your jersey in sports

>>717474574
They tried to hide it

>Special Week hated Grass Wonder because he tried to rape him and hated all almond horses as a result
>hated El Condor Pasa because he never beat him once
>forced to retire to the same pasture as his two most hated enemies
okay that's pretty funny

>>717476127
Yeah, but it's hard to believe their wouldn't be certain trainers doing some unsavoury things to those shoes.

I will take the shoes.

>>717475970
You use old shoes to increase the potential of your umas. And you're surprised they'd also make a trophy with them?

>>717475481
same

King Halo is some sisyphus and the boulder typa shit
>have a solid training streak and win,overcoming her stupid as mistraining arc
>shit the bed just before the final goal and the URA with a chain of low % trains and mood downs
>pull it the fuck off
Stupid horse
i love you.

>>717475481
sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff