How come there are no more human race games?

>a gambling game about gambling
cuck

>>714258135 (OP)
How would you make a human race game?

>>714258218
Hi shin

>>714258135 (OP)
you mean the olympics? last time they got a game things didn't go too well

hors

>>714258135 (OP)
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games exists. I mean it's mostly furries but Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Wario and Waluigi are technically human.

>Decide I want to use the one free roll I get and play through that characters story as my first time
>Get an absolutely insane science bitch
>She does experiments on me and briefly turned me into a horse girl in VR
>Has no ambitions outside of studying her own body and using me as her test subject
This game... Might be kino.

>>714258135 (OP)
never give up, umamusume-chans

>>714258360
Uoh sports

Does energy have an impact on the races or can I just go nuts with training before a race?

>>714260093
nope. go wild

>>714260093
It only matters for event races(the ones the countdown is for). If you race outside of that for fans or whatever else then it eats a chunk of your energy.

>>714258135 (OP)
This horse girl fad is so funny to me, like you, track is a real thing that people do but this is little girls in frilly dresses running around a ring at mach speed

>Go to gym
>Imagine that I’m exercising to better help my umas
>feel happy
It’s the little things

how the fuck do I get the claw machine events
and how the fuck do I not fuck it up

>>714261829
Do Recreation
>how do I not fuck it up
Do your best, it's a claw machine after all

>>714261940
so just waste turns spamming recreation hoping it'll turn up? my trainee's mood stays great virtual 95% of the time I've been playing

>>714262040
The one thing to remember if your doing missions is that your career runs don't need to be successful, just completed, a failed career is still a completed one.

She got obliterated in the Uma semifinals, but at least I managed to finally clear all of her objectives
I wish I had better cards to slap on her, I clearly lacked good skills and the trainings were too much all over the place

So far I can't be bothered to try raising any other umas expect Tachyon, Golshi and Haru

>>714263540
>Can't be bothered to try raising any other umas
>Lists Haru
Funny

What stats am I supposed to focus with Special Week, she keeps jobbing after the Summer Camp event and it's making me sad :(

>>714258135 (OP)
Reminder that Rice Shower fell down during the race he wasn't supposed to take and had to be euthanased

>>714265045
That's just shit luck.
Meanwhile Silence Suzuka's retarded jockey pushed him too hard when he was already miles ahead of everybody and his leg broke.

I love my wife McQueen very much!

First playthrough rn, no idea wtf is going on, rolled science bitch and I've somehow won all my races and trained the fuck out of speed and staminia.
I'm at the summer event rn and idk what to do, I've got half energy because this dumb bitch fucking tripped while training despite it only being a 1% chance of injury.
I ended up carrying her home which was cute.
I never play GACHA GAMES but this shit is suprisingly good and awakening a deep primal desire to scream at horses to win while feeling a deep shame when they lose.
Also some of the horse names make me laugh
>McQueen
KACHOW
>Vodka

>>714263540

>>714265862
>Be me
>Hear about cool new horse racing game
>Not really into these types of games but hear it's really good.
>Boot it up, go through the tutorial. Seems interesting.
>Roll a random character.
>It's Tacyon.
>She seems cool so I decide to begin my first career playthrough as her.
>Screen fades to black.
>"Hey, you... You're finally awake."
God fucking damn it Todd.

>>714265985

>>714265045
>>714265546
Horse racing is kinda grim. We should retire all race horses and let the virtual ones replace them. Or at least switch to racing with an animal that doesn't need to be killed for a broken leg.

I booted up this game completely uninterested in it or the cute anime girl aesthetic and ended up on my fucking knees screaming at my computer for my horse girl to win during career mode.

>>714266308
i'm a gooner degenerate and i'm scared that if i get a taste of gacha game i'll become a hopeless addict, thanks for the cautionary tale

which character is best for trying to get crane game event to happen?

>>714266363
I haven't spent a single dime on this game, it's a roguelite and I don't really see any need to spend money unless you're a whale or a degenerate who wants to jerk off to big tits mcgee.
You already get the best characters when you boot up the game (autistic horse girl and loser horse girl)

>Do Ura finale
>takes 1 hour to do

Is it supposed to take this long?

>>714258360
They're just filled with niggers now

>>714266480
Which one is gold ship

>>714266464
Urara

>>714266480
Enjoy the game while you can, anon. Sooner or later you will succumb to the numberGOD and start craving for bigger number.

I still can't get 5 supports in training.

>>714266590
The memey one

>get a decent first run on my new McQueen
>1 star guts spark
God fucking damn it I hate this system.

>>714258135 (OP)
Brimstone reir

I really appreciate that one anon's post saying that they're just girls inhabited by horse spirits from another dimension, all of them being based on dude horses never sat right with me before this until I read that

>>714266641
why?

>>714267813
Her first goal gives you 25 days to complete giving you plenty of days for a potential trigger for the claw machine event using recreation.

>>714267921
wait so you can just spam recreation for those 25 turns for it to happen?

>>714268052
Yep, the thing to remember is that whenever a mission says "Complete a career" it doesn't include successfully. A failed career run is still a completed career run.

>>714268113
well then
sorry Urara

>>714268184
Just remember to make it up to her and get her that Arima win later.

>>714268052
i think it only appears on the second year(classic year) so start spamming dates at that point

Why does Super Creek sounds and acts like she'd suck you for free?

considering buying the starter pack because I have money and I need more monies

>>714269027
why do you even need more monies? i have more than i need so far just by playing.

Anyone has a guide about how to read the scoreboard at the end of the races? I want to know what the letters and numbers in the left even mean.

>>714269150
No, I'll not play it

How do I get my horse bitches in their cool outfits and not the gooner outfit that they all get stuck with for some reason

>>714269150
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

>>714266028

>>714269151
The numbers on the left are your gate number. The right(I assume you meant) is distance between each racer
>Number (e.g. 2, 3, 4) = Lengths between each runner
>NK = neck which means it's insanely close
There's one other I saw when running Bakushin that I don't remember but it basically means you were uncontested and beyond 9 lengths apart.
But it's essentially the distance between each racer like how in racing games you have +0:01.41 and such

>>714267759
There's some pure female ones if that makes your jack off sessions feel better. Like the circled ones in pic related.

>>714269518
I see, thank you. So one lengths is 2.4 meters.

>>714269360
gotta roll for dupes and level up their stars
3 stars automatically get their signature clothes though

>>714267759
If their ear ornament is on the left ear, their namesake is a mare i.e. Daiwa Scarlet.

>>714269651
Yeah, exactly

>>714269460
wtf
isn't uma musume or whatever about cute horse girls running? didn't know it could get this intense wtf are these expressions
context?
and is it always like this?

>>714269767
>>714269546
huh I never noticed that

>>714258135 (OP)
The Squint Game gook demanded it

>>714269920
Horse racing is serious business
Go watch the anime

TIL that Gold Ship is McQueen's son

What's that one uma song with the 2 chibis in t shirts dancing in the left and right corner

>>714265862
>>714265985
This isn't a reference in Japanese by the way.

>>714270131
looking forward to the fincher sequel

>>714269920
First season was very moe and cute, it's gotten progressively more serious and the spinoffs(Movie, Specials and Cinderella Grey) have gone even further with that level of intensity. First Season is really good for world building with all the subtleties you can notice like how the kanji for Uma has two legs instead of four and the like. Things that show they put a lot of effort into making the world. That and the sound design is top notch during the races. But if you want intensity like Road to the Top, Beginning of a New Era and Cinderella Grey are what you're looking for.

So what's up with Sakura and Haru's eyes? Any factoids about that?

>>714270183
grandson

>>714269920
>context
Jungle Pocket got BTFO by Tachyon. Then Tachyon retired. That made JP really butthurt.

>>714270415
unfathomably based

>>714269920
Season 1: Cute moeblobs doing cute running and idol activities.
Season 2: What if we did less idol and more sport?
ONA (Road to the Top): What if we removed idol stuff completely?
Movie (Beginning of a New Era): FUCK IT WE BALL, FUCK IT WE BALL
Cinderella Gray <---- You are now here

>>714269920
Autism.

>>714269518
>NK = neck which means it's insanely close
So does that mean NS is the same as NK except is called nose?

>>714270574
Ah yes, that'd be Nose which is even closer than Neck

>>714269920
>>714270415
>>714270398
>>714270139
bro what the fuck, this is intense
shit's more brutal than sports shounen with guys wtf
damn, is it actually good?
Also, I want to be a breeding stud for... Tachyon, was it? Now that she's retired
she's probably got a shitton of money and looking for a... sugar sonny? sugar baby? fuck, that sounds cringe
but yeah, I'd be a breeding stud for that crazy bitch

>>714269546
i regret not picking taiki shuttle horsfrens...

>>714270415
>Jungle Pocket got BTFO by Tachyon. Then Tachyon retired. That made JP really butthurt.
I'm assuming that happen IRL?

>>714270515
do people not like the idolshit part? the way you put it makes it sound like they regret that, I've only watched cinderella but that one doesn't have a lot of those either. even after playing the game it still feels out of place.

waaaaaaait what lmao
are these horse girls based on actual horses? don't you need licenses for that?
that's fucking wild, man
is the intense anime adaptation good? gacha anime normally suck ass

>>714270779
Every race you see in the anime happens nearly 1:1 as it did in real life with a few liberties like name changes for mob horses.

>>714269150
AAAAAIIIIEEEEE MY HAND IS SWAPPING TOWARDS JUKEBOX

>>714269518
>There's one other I saw when running Bakushin that I don't remember but it basically means you were uncontested and beyond 9 lengths apart.
Oh, so that's what distance (DST) means.

>>714270640
There's also HD which is head.
So the measurements are in order
PT = Photo Finish(So close you'd need a picture to work it out exactly
NS = Nose - the distance of a nose
HD = Head - the distance of a head
NK = Neck - not actually the distance of a neck but the end of the winner's neck being approximately in line with the start of the loser's neck
Lengths - Lengths of the horses between the racers the bigger the better
(The one I'm forgetting) - So far apart that lengths isn't even worth thinking about, an uncontested victory.

>>714270708
She's more interested in Guinea pigs.

>>714270995
Ah yeah, that's the one.

>>714270796
Can't say for everyone, and I love my cute girls and all, but the idolshit is my least favorite part of the whole franchise. Horse racing simulator sounds fun, but but idol horse girl raising simulator sounds absolutely retarded.

>>714270408
it's horse girl magic don't question it.

>>714270909
Cygames got permission to use the names of real horses from the owners.
With the stipulation that we don't lewd them cause that would be weird. For such a huge gacha game, the genre that generates the most lewd content, has a extremely small amount of it. Like if the owners said "yeah you can make sexy horse content" then it could surpass Blue Archive in doujins.

>>714271046
wtf instant wife material holy fuck
what an entertaining, unique character

>>714271185
Tachyon is a molester.

>>714271046
>>714270415

damn the production went up by a lot. I guess this thing prints money, as its nowhere near as the season 1 I saw.

>>714271280

>>714271319
That's because the webm is from a movie. Though yeah, the production value did go up a lot since SS1.

>>714271319
No, that's the difference between seasonal anime and full movie production. Movies always get better animation than the seasonals.

>>714271159
that's some pussy shit. Just... make the lewd content? fuck is jappy gon' do? cry?
there's doujins with literal horses, ain't no problem at all if it's a horse girl
shit, they got that shit like... you know that fucking doujin about... I think women getting pregnant by LITERAL bulls, and then men buying the... half-human calfs and eating them
you know, compared to NSFL shit like that, or anything, really, horsegirls are tame
fucking hell, arknights has horse girls
blue archive has them
just because they're based on a horse doesn't make it weird
that's like being weirded out about lewding that gacha about ship girls

>>714270408
Haru probably references her name and fact she had hello kitty stickers on her gear. But they aren't the only horses. Look at local occultist with funny name.

>>714271441
the westerners don't give a fuck, JP artists aren't doing lewds because japanese are extremely rule abiding

>>714271441
I read a post here before saying that network and cybersecurity there used to be nonexistent because they all collectively think that hacking someone else would be rude

>>714271521
absolute pussy shit
well... I guess the gacha IS a literal yakuza IP, so....actually yeah, I'd be careful, too, man

>>714269082
i keep spending it all on leveling up my support cards and in the daily shop

I keep getting bodied in the URA semifinals.

>>714271441
>muh pp feel so good when im gooning
What a fucking retarded coomer

Tried to complete a run with Goldship, it was a lots of fun but long runners are hard.

Her schizo ramblings were quite hilarious, why does she keep spacing out and ending up in horse eden?

The amount of times she spoke to the horse goddess is ridiculous.

>>714271674
actually, that's probably because japs UNIRONICALLY can't use PCs
they're just learning to use PCs because of vtumors and apex
they still fucking use fax machines - SHIT I NEVER EVEN REALLY KNEW WHAT THE FUCK A FAX MACHINE WAS
and they install win 10 using dozens of floppy disks
fucking mental
shit, they were using flip phones right up until like mid-2010s

>>714271441
> fuck is jappy gon' do
What part of "Cygames got permission to use the names of real horses from the owners(likeness as well since aspects of their racewear fits what the horses wear as well to a degree). Those people if unhappy can just revoke their permission if they aren't happy.
Meaning entire characters can just be up and removed from the game. This includes story related characters.
As long as not to much noise is made it still gets made but it's not going to be the global phenomenon it could truly be.

>>714271152
They just sing a song after winning, that's it that's all the idol shit in there.

Stop trying to get me to fuck horse pussy

>>714271159
I kinda like that desu. This kind of game always have a reputation that you're in it because you're a cumbrain but this time you legally are not one because its not allowed so I don't need to hide it from my Steam library.

>>714271851
Double jet in the game when?

>jannies auto-saged last night's thread
they fear hors

>>714272098
people that use the words "goon", "gooner", "cumbrain" are always the biggest retards.

Pot-8-Os When?

>>714272252
those fucking whores

>>714272278
Pretend I said good old fashioned "pervert" then, point still stands

>>714270408
read this idiot
it is against terms of service to do erotic doujin of ume musume

>>714272183
A little under a year if we follow JP release schedules and don't have any accelerations. She's a 1 Star by the way so saving up isn't really required.

>>714270909
It's not really gacha anime in a way you probably think. Umamusume was multimedia project from beginning and the game was released when it already had two seasons out.

Yo I've never really played a gacha game before how rare is it to get a three star character?
This bitch had a fancy cutscene and shit, I had a load of carrots after failing my first career mode and decided to try to pull some new characters, got her on my first try.

>>714272098
"cute girls doing cute things" still gives people the ick even if it's 100% non-sexualized

>>714272385
see this idiot >>714272436

>Decide to do King Halo's career
>She gets fucking bodied hard despite me having won the ura finals several times with other umas already
Maybe her mom is right about her...

>>714272447
I think you have better chances of getting 3 Star umas than you do getting SSR cards in my experience.

>>714272436
>>714272513
lmao takeshi's mad

>Got the tomboy horse
WE ARE SO BACK

>>714272513
stfu you stupid cuck

>>714272463
not as much in the 2020s now that anime is mainstream

>>714272647
anime isn't mainstream, shit like JJK and solo leveling is mainstream
moeshit will still out you as a creep

>>714271851
I was doing a random run with Haru trying to get the 5 supports in one training session mission and somehow still won the URA. I had the most shit build ever. I ended with C+ Speed, B Stamina, B power, and C+ guts.

I really dont like gacha but the horses are so cute

>>714272606
which one?

>>714272252
Nintendo jeets mad their shitty threads are buried by some many games and gachas

HARU NOOOOO

>>714272732
idk dawg people liked bocchi and romcoms like that gyaru show, and that's not bringing in vtumors into the mix yet

>>714272916
She's so innocent. We need to protect her smile at all costs.

>>714272571
Same rates.
However it's like BA where "rate up" is a lie cause with how its calculated.
I got 2 SSRs trainees in a single 10 and they were both Rudolf on the T.O Opera banner.

>>714272775
Haru is borderline a free URA win, nearly on par with BAKUSHIN. Dirt compatibility fucks over a lot of the other named horses and considering she's a sprint horse you can just dump speed on her.

>>714272872
don't forget the schizos that keep shilling their literal who 2 hour games like Slay the Princess and Undertale Yellow.

>human women still haven't gotten extinct
Are umamusume a recent species? Otherwise it makes no sense

>>714273297
there are too few of them

>>714272916
>they actually shoot horses instead of treating them and even say its more 'humane'

>>714273297
The thing is when you fuck one of them you can only produce a female umasusume.
So you literally have to fuck a human woman or else the species would've died out. Also they were probably discriminated against or something in the past idk dude they're fucking horses and the lore is kinda weirdly deep.

>>714272732
manga outsold murican comics in the US and you still say "anime isn't mainstream"

>>714259368
Who

>>714273719
>>714273443

>game has impossible objective

>Get the claw machine event to show up
>The moment the tip of the claw touches the plushie it goes flying off to the side
Fuck this stupid RNG game

>>714273614
manga sales in the west are basically carried entirely by a few normiecore series
AOT, tokyo ghoul, demon slayer, chainsaw man, jujutsu kaisen, etc

>>714273565
>lore is kinda weirdly deep.
where is the lore? in the anime? manga? in the game story?

>>714273297
>>714273565
Correction, Uma's can only have children with human men, obviously, and their children can either be human males or Uma females.

>>714273821
>impossible
roru rumao

>>714273614
Do burgerland even have comics that aren't capeshit? At least you have variety with mangas.

>>714274148
I like how the world knows you're her bitch with the papers reporting on you being her literal labrat

>>714273821
The 5 friends in training is impossible-er

>>714258360
kek i remember this one

>>714273905
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0

>>714274392
just get lucky haha.....

>>714271441
If its twitter no one gives a fuck what uma porn you post, now if you post it on pixiv its a different story.

>>714274148
why are horses so thirsty?

>>714273485
see this idiot >>714272436
listen to the rules

>only campaigns i've finished are Sakura Bakushin O and Haru Urara
this game is hard when you have to raise more than one stat

>>714274556
stop posting this, you're not funny

Anyone rolling for the robot in an hour? She cute

>>714274512
I thought there were not horse boys

what's this about speed urara? do I go full speed instead of power? put her in front?

>>714274769
yes

>>714274804
so pretend she's a model class rep then, thanks

>>714262040
Feels like there's a higher chance of triggering the arcade event if you do it early in the year between January and March.

This Trainer San fella we play as sounds like a bad man

>>714271441
>>714274463
lmao wasn't there a chad euro artist who said just that to the soiboy yakuza uma musume guys crying about it on pixiv?

>>714274558
give me some tips to win with both please.

>>714258135 (OP)
I've only been doing career with Bakushin and Maruzensky, decided today to try Daiwa Scarlet and gave both as parents, she decimated the competition and got her main skill to level 5 by the end, the URA FINALE finals werent even a competition, but at the start she kept fucking up training at 12% fail chance and even went to terrible mood, so in the end i was off of the max fans rank by like, 8k fans.

>>714275192
The entirety of Bakushin's career is us gaslighting her to run sprints

>>714275378
She clearly ran a 3600m race.

>Win race against Teio
>See her sad face in the background while my uma waves to the crowd
>Feel sad instead of happy

>>714262040
You consume 25 TP every time you start a new career but remember that you have a lot of free TP items to use (just click the + symbol).
Yeah you can make a dedicated career just to get the claw machine and "5 supporters helping training" special missions.

>>714258135 (OP)
Doesn't seem like a particularly fun gaming concept. Speaking of which, ever tried QWOP?

>>714275472
The sad faces they put when losing always make me as if i really failed them.

>>714274769
Yes

>>714275642
>We have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke

>>714271046
And docile househusbands.

>>714275750

>Arrangement of Jingle Bells playing in the background
>What day is it?
>It's "the holiday season"
>Voice line says Merry Christmas
Fuck off.

>>714275231
>take 6 speed support cards. R cards are fine. make sure you level them up before you start the career
>train speed 85% of the time
>train wit when speed has a chance of failure
>rest/recreation as needed
>only train one of the other 3 stats if you're early in your career AND at least 4 of your supports showed up for that class so you can get a head-start on boosting their friendship
>take skills only when they have a 30% discount
thats pretty much it.

>>714275876
that is cultural appropriation

>>714275472
What's your time?

>>714274639
Me. I have no idea what to expect though, I just like robot girls.

>Install game
>Read that rerolling is necessary to do anything
>Do a dozen rerolls or so
>Notice how shit the odds are of actually getting even one of the cards I need
>Realize how bad it'll be in the future when I don't have endless rerolls to force things to go my way
>Uninstall game

>>714275876
And if there was any doubt.

>>714258135 (OP)
It got boring after it became dominated by negroes. Horsegirl races are just simply better.

>>714276057
There's never any doubt that trannylators can't be replaced fast enough.

>>714275729
https://files.catbox.moe/gl2chu.webm

GOT IT, wish me luck bros
Can I get more than one claw machine event per career if I fuck this up?

>>714270515
Pretty derby was a original anime.
But cinderella grey is actual high rated competitive sport manga running on Weekly Young Jump (kingdom, real, golden kamui, The Days of Diamond, Oshi no Ko, Dogsred)

Hopefully it will be uploaded on mangaplus.

>>714276217
forgot pic

>>714258135 (OP)
All I can think of when I see these horse girls is that they must piss really hard.

>>714274445
thats a lot of info...

is Air Shakur in the game?

>>714270796
It's tacked on. Clearly trying to chase a trend. (At least back during it conception in 2018). I think there's less idolshit in the later series because idol-ing has become yesterday's trend.

haru urara if she real

>>714276507
She appears in events but I don't think you can get her yet.

>>714276507
As a card, yes. As a trainee, you've got over a year to wait.
Use this for reference. It'll give you an idea
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

>>714276695
Forgot to add, set server to JP so you can compare dates and time gaps.

>>714275231
by the way i feel like its worth mentioning since some anons are retarded: for Haru do not enter any "Turf" races. only enter "dirt" races for her.

>>714276695
Goddamn it, thanks.

>>714276634
She's so cute

>>714276628
Don't they have like irl concerts of this over there in Japan? With the voice actors singing and dancing and everything

>>714275876
which jewish nigger translated this?

>>714275231
also change your strategy to "Front Runner" even if it says their aptitude for it is low.. can't believe i forgot to mention that

So what is this game? is it like monster rancher?

>>714276695
>Admire Vega: 2022-02-16
>Narita Top Road: 2023-08-25
damn the gap between them was giant despite coming out in the same season.

>>714277194
Horse Girl Racing with Monster Rancher style raising.

anime honse is here

>>714277194
Yeah its a raising game. You dont give your horse commands in the race though

>>714277271

>>714273821
I played career ~10 times and havent seen this once. Does it only appear when picking a specific horse?

>>714277254
>>714277414
so you race against other player?

>>714277572
It randomly pops up when you do Recreation and I've only seen it twice after 30 something careers.

>>714277419
teio is so cute.

>>714269460
>>714270415
>>714271280
SHE'S SO FUCKING COOL!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm trying to learn how support cards. Is this considered an average card for front runners? Like all its stats are at average parameters

>>714277572
It's one of the recreation activities, so you normally wouldn't need it since you'll be either training or resting.

>>714277651
There is a multiplayer thing but the main draw is career mode and that is vs CPU

>>714276070
Misleading thumbnail

>>714276628
As much as I don't like the Idol thing either, the fact they are all women, wear costumes, and considering the culture Japan has around horses and jockeys, them having concerts doesn't even sound farfetched in a world where horses are cute girls.

>>714276695
woah

what the
no more free rolls?? I got jack shit

Bakushin missunderstood and thought i was hitting on her so she put me down quickly.

wait a minute, we don't get a daily roll on the friend or pity gacha?

>>714276948
They do. But compared to the late 2000's till late 2010's, there's less and less idol group now. Probably the market had saturated and Vtubing replaced it as an aspirational goal for girls to be famous and loved.

>>714277572
Recreation in last 1/3 of the run.

>>714276695
Who the fuck is this? Where's the real Orfevre?

This game is weirdly fun, but man is it time consuming. Career runs take forever, even after skipping all the stuff you've already seen.

wait is there a trick for the prize derby roulette? should i try clicking or just spe-chan run?

>>714278310
You can finish a career in 30 minutes or so but that means skipping everything, races included.

>>714273297
headcanon is that since they're reincarnated earth horse spirits, they can only conceive when there's an available uma soul floating around, so they're hardcapped by that

real answer is: don't think about the lore too hard

>waste my time getting the special mission tickets
>get dupes of shitty girls I already had from both
And with that I no longer care to play this

>>714276695
>giving a wedding dress alt to a literal child
Yeah that's fucked up

>>714277939
same, no free daily trainee roll

With all the fiber all these girls eat. Their shits must be legendary...

>scouts are back up
>they didn't restore the exchange points
>no compensation
I think they screwed up badly

>>714270515
>>714270796
>>714271152
>>714276628
>>714277863

Reminder that each season has less than 5 mins IN TOTAL of idol stuff and it's completely overblown any time you people mention it

Marvelous Sunday when?

>>714278851
I'll accept my apology carats.

>>714279090
According to her release date in japan, 2 fucking years.
It's so jarring when I see her every career as a support card.

>>714279223
>2 fucking years
Well, I'll have time to save at least!

>>714277572
you can get it any time doing recreation after your make debut
I normally get it first thing after.
Also, omikuji draws give more energy depending on which fortune you get.

So apparently, Mongolians and Texans use this weird little trick to get horses to comply.

>>714272385
holy rape

>>714279272
>Well, I'll have time to save at least!
That's exactly how she'd react, well done anon, keep being marvelous.

>>714275814
why is she so upset?

MOSHIMOSHI

>>714278851
It's very likely for them to give us free shit considering that it converted a lot of Exchange Points earlier than intended.

>>714279009
I didn't mean to say it in a bad way, I don't mind the idol stuff at all. The songs are... meh but some are decent and the visual effects and choreography are neat, overall it's inoffensive at worst.

My only complaint is that they're not integrated well to justify it. The way the game fades from the result screen to the concert and back to your trainee STILL posing from 3 minutes ago is incredibly awkward, and makes it feel like everyone collectively got high on kush on dreamt up that concert up before getting back to reality.

At the end of the day I imagine most people just skip them so like you said it's not a big deal, but its still part of the game regardless so players can give their criticisms however they want.

>>714277901
uh oh, horse owners gonna freak

>>714279350
this but she does it to me

>>714278229
They really dropped the ball with that design
I guess they didn't want her to look anything close to the original

>>714279848
It took them 4 years to import another design from Bahamut after Oguri? Who's next, Monika?

>>714279848
holy shit forte horse

why is this so funny

>>714270779
The story of Agnes Tachyon is pretty interesting. The horse came out of nowhere and imposed a dominant streak of four races and four victories in incredibly imposing fashion. It wasn't just against losers either, it was against the best peers of it's generation and it was absolutely devastating them. In reality Jungle Pocket wasn't a rival to it, no one thought that at the time (JP did have a rival but they aren't present in the movie). Rather, there was no trainer nor owner that really wanted to face Tachyon at all. The dynamic explored in the movie is meant to express what it felt like for other racers to be in the presence of Tachyon. An insurmountable challenge that came and vanished, leaving in it's wake only the question: If it hadn't gotten injured, could anyone else have contested it? Would it simply have taken the rest of the Triple Crown titles for itself? Can it's peers even be winners if they're only finding victory in it's absence? Jungle Pocket is the one chosen to explore this dynamic because Jungle Pocket was very close irl with Fuji Kiseki, who has a fuck ton in common with Tachyon. (thus why they were also in the movie despite being a honse of a prior generation). You could say that the story of the movie was one about the zeitgeist and mood of a short yet powerful era within Japanese horse racing. The era created by phantom champion known as Agnes Tachyon, the diligent Manhattan Cafe and the wild and untamed Jungle Pocket. A true J A M.

>>714280476
bourbon fans in shambles

Love from Sakura Bakushin O
This game goes hard
I hate Taiki Shuttle so much it's unreal

>>714281521
Taiki Shuttle is based. No Sprinter Wars.

Do not be deceived by TOKINO MINORU.

>>714268080
lmao

>>714277939
they probably messed this up along the update, it explicitly mentions 15 rolls

>>714281890
>date a human woman
>it's actually a horse
God dammit

>4 years behind
dead version

>>714270998
There's actually specific numbers for each
Nose=20cm
Head=40cm
Neck=80cm
Length=2.5m (which is larger than in real life horse racing by 0.1m for some reason)
Distance=11 lengths or more.

>>714282297
we'll catch up in a few years unless global EoSes first though because of the accelerated schedule and/or the game also EoSing in Japan

vodka love

>end of first year
>5 mood downs
>2 sick debuffs
>fail a 3% training session
This run is fucking cursed.

Bros I can't do this..

>>714282939
gold ship?

>>714283076
you gonna abandon the career and leave her to her fate?

>horsegirls
>it's just pointy ears and a tail

>>714283076
Stand proud, anon.
You are strong.

>>714283279
and horse speed
and horse strength
and horse stomachs

>>714258135 (OP)
>no more human race games
Were there ever any in the first place?

>literal RNG mission

>>714283279
if you honestly think "centaur girl gacha" would have lasted longer than a month before EoS, you're braindead

>>714269920
I watched the latest spinoff anime and was fucking amazed then tried the original season 1 and 2, they're pretty fucking bad. Not sure if I want to finish and continue to season 3. The movie seems really good though

>>714283186
>>714283316
It's like having to watch my broken legged daughter attempt to be a ballerina. It's just too much.

>>714283076
yes you can

>>714283092
Mejiro Mcqueen

>>714260514
Yes it's awesome

>>714283423
You didn't like season 2? It's generally considered the peak. Season 3 was a little mid, the NTR spin off and the BNW spin off were both pretty good.

>>714283608
>the NTR spin off
kek

>>714283423
I think Season 2 is like the perfect mix of that CinGray/movie coolness with the S1 cute vibe, it can switch between both very well.
That said you should watch the OVAs (Road to the Top) before the movie.

>>714283743
NTR is based.

>>714283423
>S2
>bad

how many episodes did you watch?

>>714258289
Sprint Vector

>>714284049
>>714284275
i don't get it

>>714284417
Good for you

>>714284417
Her name is Narita Top Road, NTR is the acronym used to refer to them in short-hand. Both the irl honse and the in-game honse amongst the horse community circle and the uma circle.

>>714279696
>The way the game fades from the result screen to the concert and back to your trainee STILL posing from 3 minutes ago is incredibly awkward, and makes it feel like everyone collectively got high on kush on dreamt up that concert up before getting back to reality.

kek
that's a good way of putting it

>>714283389
There should have been a variety of types instead of one body copy pasted 100 times

>>714279696
>The way the game fades from the result screen to the concert and back to your trainee STILL posing from 3 minutes ago is incredibly awkward
I remember that in a Bakushin (or was it Urara?) race after it's over they do say that they need to get ready for the winning live, so it's kinda like we fast-forward to the idol show, then we flashback to what happened right after the race ended.

>>714284885
There's quite a variety of height and boobsizes, if you mean fat bullshit then nobody cares /d/freak.

>>714284542
i see! that is one unfortunate name

>>714285203
There is literally one body type (human)

>>714285261
Good.

>>714258135 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

Is this forced diversity bullshit in the Japanese version too or did they just add it for global?

>considered one of the most beautiful mares to ever live
>uma looks like this
grim

>>714285680
you've been doing this for like a decade now dude

maybe its time to try a different strategy

Any tips on tackling this? It's my last objective for the free dupe ticket. Ran Oguri just now but I'm a retard and she jobbed hard getting cockblocked by generic npc horses, she managed to get the Tenno Shos later on though.

>>714279009
>>714279696
>You know remember the hockey x idol anime
>They really thought just add idol shit to ANYTHING would work
Lmao

>>714285843
It's a bot.

All of my Scarlet and Vodka runs are absolutely fucking cursed. Maruzensky, Urara, and Bakushin have no problems getting to URA, but Scarlet and Vodka are just plagued with low percentage training failures and mental illness.

>>714285939
this shit was so bad

I installed uma musume on my phone a couple days ago but then uninstalled after a day after realizing I can't get into another gacha it's just not healthy for me but then I keep seeing clips on my feed and now I feel like I'm missing out

>>714274392
>5 people on training
>sweet
>the journalist lady is there so it doesn't count
I really really hate missions that you have no control over completing

>>714266308
The horse race gambling experience.
>Before Umamusume
Man, Monster Rancher 2 sucks.
>After Umamusume
Holy shit, MR2 was Proto-Uma all along!? It's so good!
>Monster Rancher was always sovl

>>714286221
I haven't gotten a crane game in ages.

>>714285812
Ramonu was hotter and fucked bigger chads, so it's okay.

>>714285692
you're... upset one of the hands has a glove on?

Is there a way to increase the render resolution?

>>714266480
I spent money purley because I want the game to succeed. When it comes to Japanese gacha I live in fear of global servers eos.

POV: you are going to get killed by the yakuza

>>714285812
She is pretty funny in the anime, I like her.

>>714271370
That's Tachyon's Daughter btw.

>>714286167
at least watch the anime then

>>714269460
>YOU CAN'T JUST WIN AND RUN AWAY
Bitch it's a one and done and you're mad you lost, lmao

>>714286646
Interesting.
I too fear EOS and that's why I don't spend.

>>714285692

>>714286646
>>714286918
At the very least we won't see a premature EoS with cygames as the publisher

>>714283374
I got this one at 10:53 EST. It took me two hours.

I liked this game up until that point but I will admit that wore me out.

>>714273821
That one was so easy though

>>714285812
there are a few uggos in this game

I've been spamming Career mode all day even with an all Speed deck but nothing, any tips for this?

>>714287302
spend ~2k USD to max out the cards rng chance

>>714287302
pick your luckiest horse

>>714270415
>Horse girl kicks into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>Steps into the ground and the track crumbles beneath her heels
Why does this keep happening and WHY IS IT ALWAYS A HYPE MOMENT
No kidding I was mad that Oguri got fucking plot armored to lose by some Speed Racer ass mechanic. The fuck?

>>714270515
>What if we removed Idolshit completely?
>Cinderella Gray had Cap doing the Japanese Stanky Leg until she learned how to dsnce
>They indeed however, quickly left the concert road behind for the big race moments.
Huh.

>>714287302
just let it happen naturally (even using the all one type deck with the boost chance of appearing in favored type training it seems like most people are still seeing them getting 5 to show up in another type anyways)

The illusion of free choice

I want more idolshit.

Reading the manga to spoil anime viewers? Lame. Reading Oguri Cap's RL wikipedia article to spoil the manga readers and the anime viewers? Based.

>>714271864
>"Man, I could chill on the beach forever"
>"..."
>"AAAAAAAAAAH" [Audible Nippon Neighing]
The fuck is her instability? Is she okay?

Should I just always skip acupuncture event?

>>714285207
It matches her storyline pretty well

>>714287886

>>714272084
I just want Umamusume thighs to lay upon. I'm a simple man.

>>714271864
>>714288184
The RL horse is a schizo who acts so goofy that he got his own youtube channel, so that kinda migrated into her personality.

>>714287487
Really? I was so sick of Oguri winning, she literally does it every single episode

>>714288196
just pick 4th option for charming and energy

>>714288196
it'll work eventually.....

>>714288367
My based retard can’t possibly be this cute

>>714287302
Be careful with claiming that ticket in your inbox in case you DO get it.
Because the banners went down >>714278851 because of an accident, it'll get converted to Clover points instead, just wait for the confirmation that it's back to normal.

>>714288476
Thanks anon, I'll keep that in mind.

>>714288367
Post the one where she attacks the trainer with her cannon.

>never fail a single training even when the chance to fail is high
>pick Teio
>fails every time it's 10%+
Did they do this on purpose

>>714272436
>NO VIOLENCE
>But GoldShi gets to drop kick (You)
C'mon... I just want a sprinkle of some Space Jin tier ryona and ball busting with strong horse girls. Just a crumb.

>>714287092
It would be strange to release a 5 year old game only to eos it in under a year.

>>714286149
I just had an SBO run where she rested, got hit with night owl, I put her in the infirmary, rested again, she got it again, and then later in the run she got it a third time. And then she ate too much and got fat so she couldn't gain speed until curing that too. And the same turn had multiple events that tried to give her speed.

UODKA! UODKA! UODKA!

>>714288367
>Golshi is actually hot as hell without her dork outfit

my life has been a lie

>>714288685
I'm doing an SBO run right now and she keeps going into heat and refuses to leave the bedroom.

>>714288802
>Equestric violence

I like this one, Is she any good? Is she hard to get?

>>714289105
She's the best character but is so rare no one has gotten one yet

>>714289105
She won't be in-game for a while, but yeah she's fine. All horses are fine, it's the support cards that make them great. Good taste though.

>>714271864
>>714288397

Is there any place where I can download ALL of the chibi horses?

>>714289305
what are you going to do with all of that power, vergil?

>>714288432
I had a feeling turnabout was going to happen. She's a nobody who's basically until the dead last race, had no real threats. She however, isn't Takamura. She's not established god mode. Was overdue. What a lame cop-out though.

>>714289393
make the yakuza mad

>>714288660
They call that a final spurt.

>>714289393
Begin a new era in our history

Rate my first 10 roll on the character banner

>>714275750
semen

>3 star horse ticket locked behind "get three cuties in one career"
>had multiple cutie hauls before day 7
>can't grab SHIT today
I'm kind of mad

Which uma is the best spurter?

>>714289937
Shuttle (cock)

>all my pity points expired
oooooooohhhhh.... THATS why you guys told me not to spend money on this game..... i get it now.....

>People playing the game and having fun
>Nobody dares make mention of PvP where the real meat and carrots are
Are people afraid? Is PvP locked? I want my Uma salt NOW

>>714290432
>babby's first spark gacha

>the bald fucker is streaming Uma
What the fuck

>>714288397
Aren't horses kind of autistic by default as animals?

>>714290432
it was an accident and there's seemingly no compensation in sight

>>714290543
it's normie shit dude

Uma means horse, but Umai means delicious. Are horses delicious?

Is free scouting a thing only during spotlight period?

>>714290743
Yes it's very player friendly!

>>714290432
yes it's retarded but regardless of the "error" all the banners had a 1 week expiration so rolling early is a scam

>>714290654
>it was an accident
uhh which part exactly?

>>714290694
it also means skilled, umas very skilled at extracting human men's semen

Goldship is such a majestic creature

>>714290694
ask mongols or white women

>>714266567
Not the niggers fault whites can't win

>>714290694

>>714290917
The banners accidentally ended earlier than scheduled, and they've been restored without the exchange points people had before they went down.

>>714291096
yeah its the jews' .

I spent all my carats on rolling for umas and have no support cards, did I fuck myself over?

>>714290694
Sope de Uma, uma umai...

>>714290694
Horse meat is pretty common, and yes, it's quite tasty

RL Golshi Factoids

>Was very cute and tame in his youth, no farm worker expected that he would become what he is right now
>Gold Ship’s mom Point Flag also went nuts after turning three years old, so this was probably passed down to him.
>It’s said that Gold Ship’s intelligence is equal to a seven-year-old human (while most horses’ intelligence level is roughly equal to a 3-4 year old), thus why he's a brat
>If you stand behind him, he will kick you. There’s always a red ribbon on his tail, which serves as a warning.
>He riots if there’s not enough play time.
>Gold Ship does not neigh: he barks and makes weird sounds instead. Experienced stable workers have said that they have never heard the sounds Gold Ship makes before.
>He gets very depressed and frustrated if he loses a training match to Just A Way, and would refuse to eat for a while.
>But if other horses occupy Just A Way’s stable, he gets mad.
>He loves doing fan services, and he does that consciously. He poses for the camera and knows just how to get the fans happy. He also does absurd things just for photo-ops (like chewing snowflakes).
>He likes his groom Imanami and hates his trainer Sugai.
>There are occasions when you can clearly see that Gold Ship keeps moving to find a perfect position to launch kicks at Sugai.
>Sugai kissed Gold Ship once, which made Gold Ship’s eyes turn dead
>When he eats grasses, he dips it in water first, just like how humans eat some foods with sauces.
>Loves mating and treated the mares he mated with very well. He has a very high fertilisation rate (about 96%).
>According to his trainer, saying the word 'mating' in front of Gold Ship would cause him to become erect.
>It’s said that many mares fell in love with him after mating.
>Terrified however of the Mare Gentildonna (known for being very muscular and large)

>>714273614
99% of that was shounen shit

>>714291146
well that fucking blows

>>714258135 (OP)
I spent $40 after using my free 3 star tickets to get more horse girls. It's nice to have more options than the same 5 I've been playing with all week. I hope i never have to use Vodka again.

>>714258135 (OP)
It's over...the normies found out about my niche weird game...

>>714291679
normalfags don't stick to gachas, except for crap like genshin

>>714289512
That's what I didn't really get looking at all the posts saying 10/10 aotyay, it felt like it was repeating itself over and over again until the final episode where it was still doing that complete with the obligatory jobber flashback sequence and then they the jobber won, that was a good curveball even though expected. Oguri herself felt like there wasn't much character to her aside from autism. Once they got to Tracen all characters stopped existing aside from Symboli Rudolf and Tamamo Cross and weirdly enough Fujimasa March, and even the newly introduced game characters barely get any screentime in because they're busy showing Oguri Cap winning her 420th race.

>>714291679
>niche
i dont think you know what that word means

>>714291029
Imagine the one-leg crushing thigh/knee pit job.

How hard did they butcher the dialogue in the translation?

>>714292046
A lot of the skill descriptions are worthless and don't tell you what they actually do

Vodcuck

The skill of getting velocity in ramps is strangely consistent so far, you almost don't notice the ramps during normal play but seems like there's a lot.

>>714291679
normalfags will lose interest within a few days after they're done making fun of it

>>714291484
>scared from Gentildonna
>very muscular and large
uuuh... proofs?

>>714292682

>>714266996
just want amazon size horsegirls is that too much to ask for
full giant would be nice too

>>714273485
Horses are such terribly built animals that it's unironically better ot shoot them in case a leg gets broken cause the other 3 cannot sustain it's body

>>714292682
Gentildonna (Daughter of Deep Impact) was at times mistaken by the crowd as a male horse due to her size and power. Gold Ship's trainer actually believed that Gold Ship didn't recognize her as a mare as a consequence of that, thus possibly part of why he didn't like being near her. In Uma Musume, they joke about this by having her constantly perform superhuman feats of strength.

>>714283076
>mfw Urara last Career
You can't do that to me. Not after all those wins I got her. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>714293006
win the finals for her

So does this game/anime havw yuri or is it all just bait

>>714292046
Run of the mill trannyslation where the "implied meaning", according to the troon translating, is preserved.
I.e. Sometimes the horses are saying something completely different compared to what the text says.

>>714293131
Bait. They can't commit to anything because they're using the persona's of rl horses and the horse owners can withdraw consent whenever they want.

>>714293131
All the characters have 15 inch throbbing cocks so it's whatever weebs call gay porn

>>714292860
That's far larger than a horse would be.

>>714288146
>Reading the first chapter of the gacha main story to spoil the ending of Cinderella Gray that hasn't been published yet
Real nigga hours

>>714292994
Gold Ship not recognizing Gentildonna as a fellow mare is somehow both the most in-character and out-of-pocket lore detail I've ever heard. Makes perfect sense she'd have giga chad energy in Uma Musume too-girl probably punches vending machines to dispense juice.

Imagine being a human female and your bf gets stolen by an uma...how do you cope with that? I mean, you cant stop her.

>>714292682

>>714293770
An Uma being a homewrecker would be terrible for her reputation

>>714293770
Shoot her in the head with a gun.

>>714292860
Tachyon will make giant horsegirls real

>>714293673
There was an incident during a race where Gentildonna's jockey fucked up and made her bump into Gold Ship, and while Gold Ship usually is a lot nicer to mares than other stallions- He immediately bounced right back into her to pay back the hit. Which seems further evidence that he just legitimately did not see her as female.

>>714293770
Yuri rape her of course

>>714260335
>>714260375
I thought racing with low energy would injure my Uma?
I've been resting before the race for nothing???

>>714285902
Oguri is too fat to run long races.

>>714293673
>as a fellow mare

>>714292860
Then you'd want Shire horses. Very large and muscular

Would she be a good Umamusume?

If you want more beautiful mare then Gypsy Vanner but they're shorter racing horses.

>>714294412
What the fuck is the Falabella. That looks like a cruel joke.

>>714294254
>cripple
I dont think so

>>714294254
Agro has a lot of stamina and power but not enough speed.
Infinite guts tho

>>714294474
rich white women "horse"
>cruel joke.
Like all animal breeds for white women

Air Groove Factoids

>Became known as an 'Empress' due to fans viewing her as a cool, composed mare. However not all of her behaviour was in line with this.
>She loved to lick people, earning her the nickname of Pero-Chan (Licky-chan).
>She lost the Shuka-Sho because she got disturbed by the fans’ flash photography.
>JRA banned the use of flashlights directly on horses afterwards.
>Prior to the 1994 Fall Tennoshou, her owner was worried she'd be unable to find victory and opened a discussion regarding it with the trainer and assistants. An assistant trainer, Kazuhide Sasada said "Just trust in our gyaru and do it." Everyone was taken aback that Sasada considered Air Groove to be a Gyaru. It's something of a meme in the Japanese community.
>She also has a humorous relationship with Pilsudski, Fine Motion’s half elder brother:
>Before the 1997 Japan Cup started in which both competed, Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
>An erect horse will tend to perform oddly, ignoring instruction and acting on their own lust. This would come ot pass.
>During the race, Pilsudski attempted to approach Air Groove, and eventually took her over from the inner lanes to win the race. It's believed Air Groove may have run poorly due to an attempt to escape him.
>Take Yutaka commented after the race: “I did everything right, Air Groove did everything right and ran a perfect race, yet there is still a horse capable of defeating her in this situation, the world is huge…”
>After the race, Pilsudski was depicted by fans as a hentai who stalks Air Groove. He also earned the nickname “god of erection” by fans.

>>714294705
Gyarumusume

>>714294474
Created to be companion animals and for children. Apparently they are very gentle with good dispositions and friendly personalities and great with kids

>>714293451
>real life
nigga

>>714294503
You're not very smart are you?

>>714294474
I have seen some people training them as guide for blind people, if they have allergies to dogs.

>>714291096
Why don't we just let gorillas and cheetahs compete?

>>714294718
>She lost the Shuka-Sho because she got disturbed by the fans’ flash photography.

>>714295958
DEEPEST LORE

>>714270515
>Season 2: What if we did less idol and more sport?
More like what if we made the MCs constantly get setbacks and have to tackle the idea that they won't get to achieve their dreams.
That and 1 episode of terminator Rice, I wanted more of that.

>>714270515
Season 3 bros...

>>714283608
>NTR spin off
Which one is that again?
Was it recent?

>>714293451
Not realy. With irl horse weight, she weighs over 8 times as much as human woman should, so her height would be cubic root of that, meaning she should be at least 2 twice the size of a human at minimum

>>714270515
Cinderella Gray is basically the fate of every shonen, to turn into Dragon Ball Z

>finally Rice run without terrible luck
>first tries every challenge
>wins every URA by 4+ lengths
>zero clocks

Holy Assassin in Black!

>>714297072

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjPXzJedwiA

Horse pussy... won...

>>714258135 (OP)
it's kinda fucked up that you're attracted to generic anime girls based on real animals

>>714296529

>>714297860
jealous horse hooves typed this

>>714297843
Don't cheat, bald jerma is playing it and he has 26k

>>714297948

>>714297668
>RTTT
I swear I watched thhat, but I don't recognize some of the scenes I've seen posted like TMO slapping her ass.
I either memoryholed it or I thought that the movie I watched after S1 was RTTT before moving onto S2

>>714297427
seyana...

>>714297948
It's so funny that this is taken from an irl commercial.

>>714270998
DST for distance
Or as I like to call it, DST for destruction

>>714298089
This actually happened IRL.

>>714298017
His fans are massively autistic and will try to force down everyone’s throat

>>714298409
So his fans are uma fans

>>714298541
Correct

>>714298017
>>714298409
His fans are mostly trannies and far-leftoids, I don't know what's up with that and why are they so in love with him

So does no one give a shit about the jockeys in horse racing? All the talk is about the trainers and horses usually

>>714298657
(you) are the jockey

I decided to download the game since people won't shut up about it. I just watched the opening.
After years in idol hell, please tell me I'm not about to descend back in...

>>714298657

>>714298657
the jockey just hits the horse and is small

>>714298732

>>714298831
That nigga has the stare of a horse, jesus christ.

Daiwa Scarlet is the LeBron James of horses

>>714298657
I’m the jockey, right before the race I slap my uma’s ass to get her rearing to go

>>714298657
>So does no one give a shit about the jockeys in horse racing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmIm0Q06eU
They're all freaks

>>714298732
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI

>>714293923
>I wish for giant horse girls!
>"wish granted... now open your eyes, trainer"
>I open my eyes and see Agnes Tachyon standing before me, the same height as she always was
>

>>714298732
Don't go to nyaa and search uma musume with the live action category

>>714298732
get the fuck out while you still can

>twitter is now full of normies jizzing themselves over this game

>>714290694
Uma delicia!

>>714299678
More art for my uma bro. It was an inevitability

>>714298657
Some characteristics from the jockeys are mixed with the uma but most don't necessarily have particular mannerisms. If I recall, Teio's constant hand sign with her poses calls to her jockey posing about two particular wins

>>714299678
Normalfags are trash, and the ocean is blue

>>714299981
enjoy your favorite girl pretending to be a horse to become a trans icon

how hard do you need to whale to have fun in this game

>>714299678
I feel like westerners or maybe just twitter folx are way too irony poisoned to NOT be a little irritating, even when they like the same thing as me for the same reasons as me. Because it will get wrapped up in that toxicity whenever they express themselves. It's the difference between
>Uma Musume is surprisingly fun
and
>This unironically goes kind of hard though?

>>714300258
You gotta stop letting trannies dictate what you can and can’t like

>>714300258
Calling it now: they'll attach themselves to Tachyon because of the colors of her shoulder things + science theme.

Imagine Tachyon making a futa horsecock drug
>My length has already surpassed yours... this is where the real experiment begins"

>Vodka does great the whole time
>Arima Kinen comes along suddenly shoving a long race into the mix
What the fuck, bros

>>714300821
>(You) take it

>favourite imas: hibiki and takane
>favourite umas: amazon and golshi
I have a problem

>>714301091
You're not a bad trainer are you? She should easily win it

>>714297948
>>714298089
>Get convinced to join the race
>Hyperfocus on beating just 1 horse
>Inhumane training for days
>Train so hard you develop your own kaioken
>Heeru janai, Hero da!
Love this little squeak

>>714301421
Those are mine too, they just fall on extremes of the spectrum like darkest and lightest etc

>>714301536
I think it's because all the others I've trained so far have basically been full speed short distance like Shuttle, But Vodka's different and while I still prioritize speed, having a sudden Long in the mix and literally next to zero skills coming up that aren't Front/Sprint and only one affordable recovery is screwing things up a lot