Thread 716401310

Are people getting bored of Uma Musume already?

>>716401310 (OP)
Why would I be getting bored? I take my time with the game doing about 1 or 2 careers a day. I don't farm sparks at all.

>>716401310 (OP)
No because I don't make it a daily ritual. I play when I want and my club respects that.

Does she deserve to win?

>>716401435
Op just couldn't think of an interesting post so he had to resort to engagement content

heliosbros..?

>>716401310 (OP)
nice tits

Forget what OP has said. Who are you looking forward to roll? And what support cards are you also looking forward to as well?

>>716401521
HELIOSBROS!?

Funniest goober in the game. Her terrified sprite remains legendary.

I'm not bored per say, but I am a little frustrated I can't do any other careers other than 20 IQ Bakushin because my support card stockpile's shit with only a Fujin and Biko to my name, not counting the freebie event cards I get from the lottery and stories. And even then, I have an Anon I followed running MLB Kitasan to help get me over on the speed area.

I'm beginning to see where I went wrong not rolling for supports, but in my defense, it's more fun rolling for the horsegirls themselves than cards of them appearing in the career mode.

>>716401670
>becomes a chronic gooner
lol you can't make this shit up

>>716401310 (OP)
God I wish they do so the server can stop fucking itself up.

>scarlet and tachyon have unique banter if they're both 'leading' teams in team trials
god damn it. i'm never gonna find all the things in this game.

>>716401310 (OP)
Almond Eye: Ai-chan
Kitasan Black: (Me)

>>716401310 (OP)
Take this you fucking slut

>>716401764
Learning to make use of what you have is part of the fun. Having the most optimal shit that let you steamroll over everything make it boring.

>>716401310 (OP)
Nice. I hope people are jumping off from this fotm already.

>>716398945
Wait so the minimum is 3 copies of Kitasan? I thought 2 were fine and I was already getting my new account up to speed. Do I have to fucking reroll again until I get 3 with the free pulls? FUCKING HELL

>>716402004
If you rerolled, yes. Aim for 3 copies and try to finish the spark by trophy hunt so you get 3 uncap to be usable. If you already play for long, just embrace it. You can use the stone and selector to raise her into 3 uncap later on.

>>716401310 (OP)
still too soon for that, anon. wait another 5-6 months.

>>716401774
what is this made up meme

>>716401310 (OP)
Yes people are already making auto train bots.

>decide to finally try this game after everyone said now is the time to start/reroll a certain support
Spent a day rerolling and got 2LB as suggested then spent the next day learning how to play. After 4 days total this is what I ended up with when I finally hit 200 pulls today. From what I gather I'm still missing some good supports, but I don't really know what I should be doing next besides saving.

>>716401879
I guess that's fair, but it still breaks my heart every time I see Bourbon's dreams of a Triple Crown get crushed because of my low-tier support card stockpile, and/or Rice Shower suddenly running at 900 miles per hour at the very end of a race. I just want the best for her.

>>716401851
I'd rather see Teio get the failure

>>716402269
Does bourbon ever cry anywhere

>>716402116
I was already playing for a while yeah, I don't know if I could bear having to start all over again. I'm like 60 pulls short of the pity but that would leave me without having rolled for Umas. I don't know what to do now.

>>716402245
The point of sweat rerolling is so you can be the metaslave and train proper umas.

Fuck people who play this gooner game.

>>716402387
I don't think I have enough for that yet.

>>716402345
No crying Bourbon afaik, but she is capable of smiles, and they're sweeter than American milk chocolate.

>>716401310 (OP)
Mastercard and VISA should fuck up this game next.

>>716402230
source: my friend

>>716402150
>>716402087
>we just got 10 alarm clocks

>>716402373
I mean you can roll for uma all you want later on when you're set on support card. The point of rolling everything to full pity in this banner is to get your support card a semblance of competence with the dupes of SR cards. Of course the kitasan is good and amazing, but sweep tosho fully uncapped isn't a slouch either.

>>716402625
Uma is unironically one of the safest gacha games from this. It’s one of least overtly sexy all girl gacha games

HELP SAVE MATIKANEFUKUKITARU FROM THIS AWFUL DISASTER!

Do you get any reward for winning races in Room Match? I just participated in one to get the Mission Reward but didn't seem to win anything else.

>>716402150
IT'S REWIND TIME BABY

>>716402245
Missing some SR uncaps but you have enough there to build whatever you like really
Multiple speed options including Sweep. Creek from friend slot
>doing next
If you're wanting to play career then play career, if you're wanting to improve more then it's time to grind legacy sparks (which is also playing career anyway)

>>716402797
Nope, they're just for fun or testing out your umas. The real PvP events are the ones that have rewards for participating.

>>716401310 (OP)
Yes. The novelty of it is gone and all the streamers moved on to whatever next flavor of the month slop.

>>716401847
Me on the left

>>716402956
Peak

>>716402883
That's good to know that it's at least one less PvP I need to worry about for now.

>>716402956
Thank god, they wouldn't be able to handle the bride top cun banner either way

>>716403076
Stay Gold is standing on a stool.

>>716402860
Thanks. I guess my next goal will be to figure out how to try and clear with the remaining starter girls (and get higher than B+ rank).

>>716401310 (OP)
I like her udders

>>716401310 (OP)
i wish there were more banners
cant even swipe after you have mlb kitasan because there is fuck all to get right now

>>716402230
What a trash grind game vibes from this twatterino
Srly the grind sounds unbearable good lord

>>716402230
I don't believe it, but I'm sure some are trying to do it to make spark farming bots or something.

Anyone got a vid / article of all the horse racing references in the anime neatly gathered into one place?
english or japanese is fine

things like Seiun Sky having to be shoved into her stall, or Air Groove getting flashed by that pony musume
those are so out of place that they must have been referencing something

I HAVE 1200 SPD! WHY DO I KEEP GETTING 1* SPARK!

NOOOOOOOO ANYONE BUT THIS TRANNY PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAA TAKE IT.L BACKKKKK

I like doodling stupid shit before work.

>>716403212
Its teats

you can only bring 6 things to a deserted island with you
what do you choose to maximize your chances of survival?

>Satono family contract small print
>Missing trainers
>Israeli umas
>Winning live backstage
>The Rudolf files
>Satono dungeon
>Umapyoi (song)
>New Uma Order
>Uma x human domestic violence statistics (unpublished)
>Tracen shadow budget for food
>Spica trainer's lollipop supply chain
>Arima Kinen 1984 lost footage
>Alarm clock storage

For the /v/ clubs who didn't get a rating yet and were wondering about rankings -
My already rated rando club just ticked into B. At last check, /v/ clubs had like 100m more fans than this so should be getting at least 900 carats from it

>>716402797
tell me about king halo, why does she never wins?

>>716403770
You get carrots from clubs?!?!

>>716403485
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0

This enough?

>>716403502
the nefarious 20%:

Sunday

>>716403913
more than enough, thanks

>>716403864
and points to buy star pieces/SSRs
no other way /v/ would have formed a club, let alone multiple

>>716403926
today is friday.

Mambo.

>>716403926
>sunday has 10 billion pieces of fanart
>let me post ai art instead

>>716404081
No way!

>>716404081
in California.

>>716402745
Then I guess I'll keep pulling until I get the 3rd copy maybe I'll even get some extra SSRs I need, I don't feel like my deck is bad enough to have to reroll the whole account again

>>716403717
>the fourth God theory
>the classified 1993 contact with the real horse world
>95% of humanity possesses the uma gene

>>716403926
whatever this anon is talking about, yes. yes times one million

Super Smart Uma

Lorelet here. What's with the Three Goddesses Statue? Are the horses in the game all came from 3 common ancestors?

>finally reach B1
>Keep losing to uma with only 300 stamina in sprint team race
I'm starting to think that stamina barrier is a hoax.

>>716404226
>95% of humanity possesses the uma gene
Wait, it's all umas?

>>716403926
Sunday Impregnation

>>716404338
They are the founding sires of modern thoroughbred horses. Not all umas came from them, but most are related to them in some way or another.

>>716404261
Yeah man just think your way to the finish line

>>716403717
>Genghis Khan was an Uma

I think I've burned through most of the free gibs from story/career but I'm still about 30 rolls out from a pity kita

>>716402269
I still haven’t done Teio’s career because I don’t feel ready. I need more sparks, more power.

>>716404606
Time to use THAT.

>>716404553
>an uma went and raped half of the world
Hot!

>>716403717
>Caligula was called mad for trying to grant umas political powers.

Stylish Sunday

>>716402775
The tunnel effect bro

>>716401310 (OP)
I’m more annoyed with the artificial difficulty when you’ve won a little too much in the career and it throttles you to get you to buy shit.

>Unicorn Stakes
>Centaur Stakes
What exactly is a unicorn or a centaur in the umaverse?

>>716404553
that's why they call it the khantucky derby

those mob umas crying in the background probably practiced so hard to sing and dance but they'll never be up front in a winning live anyway

>>716404907
A unicorn is just a codeword for a horny uma.

>>716404412
according to recent studies the only humans who do not have a ume descendant are the majority of aboriginals in Australia, the inhabitant of the North Sentinel Island, and small clusters of population in Europe, the southern parts of Africa and South America

How many days until Wedding Top Cun?

>>716405197
A futa uma, if you will.

>>716401681
Truly befits the title of a King.

>>716403926
Cuming in her oppI loli pissy

>>716401310 (OP)
>learn about sparks and another way to go through career mode
>experiment with BAKUSHIN
>nearly get 1200 spd easily
>try Haru next using BAKUSHIN as one of her vets cuz 5* speed
>1st on all her races except getting 2nd on the ura finale
>succeed on the second try
>get my first-time clear with her
No, I'm not getting bored.
I'm getting better.

There is literally nothing to do

>>716405565
have you won the arima kinen with urara yet?

>>716403485
You'd be well served checking out Namu.Wiki and Jbis as well as the doc that was linked. Namu has some trivia that the doc doesn't, and Jbis contextualizes a lot of the facts.

>>716405565
It's more that there's one big thing to do and it's almost exclusively about optimizing and dealing with RNG, but there's not much else to do besides spamming career.

Something about Almond's hair looks really silky and airy.
Makes me want to play with it

>Finish Tachyon career with a good ending
>Hello Trainer, lets go on a date!
>How are you feeling? Does your heart ache? Any butterflies in your stomach? Feeling a spark between us? Any wishes to start a family with me?
And I am exaggerating only the last part, what the fuck is her problem?

>>716403613
Is that Linkara?

Fucking victoria mile. i've gotten 2nd place for the 4th time.

after a month of playing i feel like I actually know what I'm doing. I'm still trying to figure out how sparks work, but that's basically it. I've also become hopelessly attracted to Tachyon.

>>716405726
The problem is estrus, and you are the solution.

People keep saying "oh you need to MLB this SR, kitasan is worthless without at least three copies" etc. and like. that's just pvp metafaggotry right? I'm just trying to build decks good enough to crush career mode. I really only do team races cause you get a bit of free money from it every day. I'm not fucking paying to keep rolling.

>>716405837
To be fair those do make the careers easier

>>716405726
I mean, you worked hard and convinced her to not give up on her dream. That kinda thing wins over people pretty easily.

>>716403502
>500 speed
>2* speed spark

>>716405837
Kind of, Kitasan Black is really nice to have for career just for the extra speed and passive power benefits, but you can probably do fine even without it. If you're really aching for it you could always just borrow anyway

>>716405837
It's mostly pvp metafag shit, yes, but it's still a good idea to dump most of your carats onto the Kitasan banner on the off chance you get her because even casuals need to build up a decent support deck so their career modes become more reliable and easier.

On the Internet, nobody knows you're an uma

>>716405878
first condor and now hishi, I know we've got the derby but I didn't expect to see so many horses from here in this game

>>716406187
there's no umas in this image though?

>>716402245
You could sell this account for like 600 bucks

Consider this filthy oji-san.

>>716406286
That's right. Meant to say ushi.

>>716402245
You're set, save up for whatever horses you like and get to training for eugenics

Matt

>>716406382
Tell me about Doto, why'd they make her tits gigantic?

>>716406498
In order to contain her big heart.

>>716403770
My current club is B+ with 310 million fans as another reference point

>>716404373
Swinging Maestro is just OP as shit

>>716406286
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES

>>716404338
It's a reference to the three arabian stallions imported to England that all thoroughbred horses can be traced back to
https://www.thejockeyclub.co.uk/the-racing/all-about-the-thoroughbred/

>>716405837
Kitasan is an investment later on the road.

Sunday Cheer

>>716406498
His lust for mares has come back in big tiddy karma.

>>716406707
There was no maestro, that guy was running 4 speed 1 guts and 1 pow.
With zero recovery skill, and I was not getting late start or fucking rushed.
both of us was front bakushin and he keep box me in the front with 1200 speed and 900 pow, but that fucker got 300 stamina so theoritacly he should be running out of HP soon before finish but that fucker just dust me in last spurt without losing any breath at all.

>>716401310 (OP)
Bros I'm in fucking love with that horse's eyes how did they do it why am I so attracted to them

>>716406851
We were so fucking robbed off a delinquent boss girl

>>716407014
Huh, was there a difference in wits?

So does global operate on an accelerated patch schedule or is it the same as JP and we'll never ever catch up?

>>716405992
kek

>>716407386
No, he just got tons of front skills like early lead and leader so I guess he was doing lots of races, her wits was around 300 in low side.
I swear I saw enemy uma drop their speed fast in my long race, it was Teio with 400 stamina, but this fucker with 300 stamina just never stop running.

>>716407503
Accelerated but it's something like 1.6x.

so what do you do in this game, is it like one of those manager simulators like those old PC games but with horse girls where you manage your players but don't actually play or race?

>>716401310 (OP)
I want to fuck the shit out this horse.

>>716405701
god, I hate her outift

>>716407596
Pretty much. Also think Princess Maker, Long Live the Queen and stat-based dating sims.

>>716407341
She's not the only boss honse. Gold Ship was one (kind of, supposedly other horses more 'steered clear' than necessarily respected him), Fenomeno was one, Tosen Jordan was one. Orfevre, Golshi's brother, was one of Jordan's lackeys even. Symboli Kris S funnily enough was one by accident because he was so big and stoic that the other horses didn't realize he was mild as fuck in behaviour and probably wouldn't have fought anyone even if prompted. Tanino Gimlet is kind of a delinquent trope, though they more just caused havoc for their caretakers than lorded over the stable. Symboli Sirius is also a bit of a delinquent.

I can reliably clear the URA on any horse now but I still haven't gotten a single A rank.

Who would be their favourite Umas?

>>716404717
tits should be bigger

>>716407596
>is it like one of those manager simulators like those old PC games but with horse girls where you manage your players
This. It's like a faster pace Monster Rancher game, you choose a training course for the girls to raise stat and potentially unlock abilities that you buy out with Skill Points. Depends on the stats you've raised and the abilities you unlocked, the girls may or may not perform well in races. Each career lasts 3 years and your job is to ensure your girl doesn't choke in certain goal races.

>>716407596
>manager sims
That's how I play it, team of 5-15 umas, look to improve the team as you go along
Watching a race would be like sims as well, you don't affect it, but you want to see how the planning you did in advance works out
Or you can just go through a career mode with a horse then move on

>>716407816
>Ozzy
Manhattan Cafe?
>Hulk
El Condor Pasa

sex with horses..............

>>716407840
>>716407920
cool i love those, thanks

>>716407931
>>716407816
Or if not Pasa for Hulk, then the All American Taiki Shuttle

>>716406849
>>716407125
this slutty shortstack was made for mating press plapping impregnation creampies

>>716407724
Spe is so hot

>>716407816
>Hulk
Hishi Akebono
Ozzy
>Mejiro Ramonu

I want to bully El by hiding her mask!

WHERE'S THE CARATS

>>716408449
I eated them

>>716407840
>>716407920
>>716407996
i forgot to ask, obviously there is a paying aspect but do you pay to unlock girls or is it pay to win? can you play the game without having to spend money?

>>716405837
The way I see it, even if I don't MLB Kitasan (and at the rate I'm going it will definitely not happen), it's still been worth it with the SR and occasional other SSR cards I've been getting. It's definitely making Career easier to manage. I know very well I won't be competing with the PvP whales.

>picrel in September
hngg...

>>716408510
Who are they looking at?

>>716408575
forgot pic like a retard

Nice Nature got some Nice Naturals

>>716408649
Special Pits...

>800+ wits
>still rushed 3x times
>230 stamina
>Still get 3rd spot
If this guy got more speed skills, he will won that team race despite having not enough stamina to win URA.

how do umas even date?

>>716408541
you get a load of free stuff off the rip so you can reroll to get what you want
if you want to improve though then you have to use the gibs on cards - you use 6 support cards as a deck to help train your horse during career
Prob do some research, but either way don't spend anything until you know what you're in for
I'm 160 hrs free to play only for what it's worth

>>716408818
I'll add that I have good support cards, but i've unlocked very few horses. You get a 3* horse gib as well, and there were more free horse rolls early on as well. Probably more to come (i hope so)

>>716408786
>date

>>716408786
They go to Tracen to find a husband, obviously.

>>716408786
Rest and recration with their...

Thanks to Uma I realized I have unfinished playthrough of Monster Rancher 2

>>716408786
I wonder if some cultures stigmatize uma fuckers as racemixing traitors

How the fuck does king halo keep kicking my ass in PVP?

I just want another 3 star spark that isnt my shitty condor pasta that I made when I didnt know how to play the game

it's ... it's.... its NEARLY TIME

>>716408541
You roll to have a chance of unlocking a new girl, or roll to unlock support cards. Each girl has a unique kit (obviously), career with different events and different goal races. Support cards are training partners that offer bonuses like more stats earned with 1 training session or an event to unlock a rare ability. The P2W aspect only comes if you want to engage with the PVP aspect of the game, which is the main source of income for roll currency after you've burnt through the chunks the game give you at first. You can play the game absolutely fine without having to spend money, but it could be rough depends on how lucky you are with the support cards you could get with your limited roll currency. And depends on how much contents you want to get out of the game, you will have to spend money to get new horse girls to play their careers.

>>716401310 (OP)
>already
it's been 4 years anon and it has no show of dying down.

i have no idea how to raise Spe-chan.

>>716405801
> I'm still trying to figure out how sparks work,
You get lucky after finishing a career. I wish I was kidding. You can do things to improve your chances but it's still minusculy low. The bare minimum knowledge is that you need 600 of a stat for it to be eligible and 1100 for a higher chances.

>>716409186
>>716408818
thanks

>>716409053
the statue of liberty over there is an uma.
umas are basically demigods amongst mortal men in that world

It's a new day!

>>716408930
t-teio?!

>>716409376
600+ sparks gets you a chance at a 3* but it doesnt scale after that, just pure rng

f2p here, is there any upcoming uma that is a must pull for pvp or should I use my carats for upcoming super creek banner (I only got her recently and I want to MLB)

>enable rain debuff
>people with low stam still leading in 2nd or 3rd
Is stamina calculation in team race bugged or what?

I exclusively date umas.

lorefags is this canon

>>716409461
1100 increases that value is what I've been reading everywhere, I'll let other anons chime in since I've got no way to prove that

Ryan is ugly, convince me to do her career, I'm out of new horses to do careers of

Bros first goals clear on golshi!

>>716409461
>>716409603
1100 is higher chance yeah
Starting off just aim for 600/600/600 spe/sta/pow and hope for a pow/stam spark
As you build up your pile of 1* guts sparks, you will occassionally get useful 2* sparks. Use them as legacies and as you improve you might be able to push for 1100/600/600
But speed is least desirable of the 3 so I wouldn't worry about it
Chances are low. Get used to the grind
Use a 9* guest legacy 3 times per day so if you do luck out and hit a 3* run, you've got a huge headstart on the next step by having 8* (3 from guest, 2 from your best own option thus far)

Tannhäuser

>>716409474
>Upcoming
She's already here, it's Kitasan Black and she's not being topped for ages, if you haven't already try to aim for 2-3 copies of her (whether by rerolling or committing to your current account)
With that being said when it comes to pvp there's always a bigger whale, so focusing on pvp as a f2p is an exercise in misery

>>716401310 (OP)
Seeking the Pearl doesn't get enough love.

>>716409879
She's pretty far off, right?

>>716409840
So if you get one of those three 2* sparks you try to go for 1100 for that specific stat? If the spark ends up in one of the other stats it won't make for a good legacy right

>>716409879
The Halloween event she got alongside of Mayano and Matikane changed my view on her.
https://x.com/kusakari27/status/1841325506517745814

>>716409767
Good work! I found her to be the trickiest to work with of the five initial characters you get, with trying to manage all her stats properly.

>after a month of playing, somehow never got a hot spring ticket
>pull special week
>she gets the ticket not just once, but two careers in a row
so this is the power of the main character...

>>716410920
based

>>716410474
nah, just having 2* spark on legacy makes your run easier so you can spread stats how you want them for sparks without tanking the run. The 2* will be bred out of your final version anyway
As for having different stats, that's fine. My 9* is 3pow 6stam. You need two parents anyway so if you have 6/3 on one and 3/6 on the other it's all balanced out regardless
Having the stam/power mixes is great but it means if I'm building a sprinter/miler i'll have to pick up some non-stam sparks from a guest or I'll be way over the required amount even running 0 stam card

when is the next event

>find out about the horse tazuna is based on
>has a better undefeated record than maruzensky
>ended only because he fucking died

>>716411108
how do you grind event points? just spam career with bonus cards?

>>716411064
Oh so it's just the stat bonus you want from legacy characters. I thought the legacy sparks also affected your current horse's chances at getting a stat. That simplifies things a lot, thanks.

Teio is such a sweet girl. Why the fuck do so many people want to get raped by her?

>win the URA with 4 stats over 600
>1 star guts
ah yes...>>716411478

>>716411478
they are insane anon , do not startle them

>>716411298
Yup
BAKUSHIN

>>716411298
95% of my runs just had kitasan giving her full bonus and sometimes an extra 10% bonus from my teio support

so the reward bonuses for uncapping cards ends at 100, right? is there any reason to keep doing it for R's (or even the SRs that I doubt I'll use) instead of just converting them into cleats?

>>716411478
>her mastery of the teio step means she has a good sense of rhythm
>imagine how well she would time and pace the slamming of her hips against yours while she rides you

>>716411108
Current schedule is 2 weeks of an event then 1 week break

Summer Sunday could be pretty cool.

>>716401310 (OP)
I got 3 Kitasans and all the current event cards, just doing one career a day for sparks and the daily missions to not burn myself out. Saving up for Mejiro Ardan and her roommate which is still aways away so I hope I'll have enough by then.

>>716411578
>2 1100
>1 600
>

>>716401310 (OP)
Can't stop until she is home safe and sound
Kitasan african-american put a damper in my plans but I rerolled like a motherfucker and now I have 70 pulls in the bag and a shitton of achievos to do still, she will come home

Air Groove makes me horny

>>716401681
Nepobaby!
Socialite!

>>716401818
So do Golshi and Mcqueen.

i need Helios so fucking bad

What's your most anticipated future honse

>>716412015
I just got my first A rank with her today.
Turned into a monster by the end of the run

>>716412380
shes the best
sparks status?

>>716411621
Extremely cute

Aside from Super Mommy which one is a good stamina sup

>>716412479
>>716412338

>>716412015
that semi-transparent ear cover is incredibly erotic

>>716412479
i've heard the manhattan cafe card is pretty good

>start up ryan's story mode
>literal first event after the introduction is her inviting kerchew to a romance movie, trying to write it off as "being a big fan of the director" and being upset when I say I wanna watch too

>>716412479
all of them really, depends of the specific skills you want from them

if my new girl does not call me Torena-san i kick her to the curb immediately

>>716411680
I thought of the Teio Step on my dick, and just the thought of it seems extremely painful.

>>716412479
manhattan cafe has good bonuses, top cun isn't quite as good but has more generally useful skills as opposed to cafe who is for longs
seiun sky is very good for front runners
lb1 mcqueen (get the copy of her from the shop) is decent

>>716412338
Manhattan Cafe, Air Shakur

>>716401310 (OP)
anytime normalfags care about something you know its flavorofthemonthslop

>>716412418
8* speed (only 2 on herself sadly)

>>716412338
>Narita Brian, Air Groove alt, Seiun Sky, Hishi Amazon and Grass Wonder alt are all one after another
oh... tough...

>>716412338
triangle means ill toss a pull or two its way
circle means ill give it an honest try
double circle means i will pull until pity if i have to.

>>716401310 (OP)
she should be naked

>>716412479
They're all relatively equal when not MLB'd so go with what skills fit the best

>>716412338
Praying for tom cruise (wedding) and then gonna save for halloween rice

>>716401310 (OP)
who is this cow
will she allow me to bath her tits in cum

>>716412338
>helios an entire year and 3 months away
what the fuck do i do until then

>>716413081
only if you train her well

>>716413129
SPD, POWER AND STAMINA
YES

>>716413081
She's the final boss of Umamusume

>>716413254
is that canon

>>716413419
no, those are cannons

>>716413254
we are playing games giantessfags cannot even comprehend

>>716401310 (OP)
IS THAT...AN UNDERAGE ANIME GIRL WITH BIG TITTIES? AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAA LET ME FEEL THOSE TITTIES LITTLE ANIME GIRL RUB RUB I'M GONNA CUM ON THEM OOOOOOOH SPLAT! LETS HAVE SEX GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT HAVE MY BABY!!

>>716412338
MAMBO

>>716413081
That's a horse, though

AAIIIEEEEEE

>>716413187
>>716413664
how hard this honse is

>>716413419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuHbu56z6Uc

>>716412338
>Manhattan Cafe on my birth month
Thank you, Cygames

Why is king halo career so fucking difficult? fucking hell

Kinda lost on what to do with my pulls, I chose the silver haired 3-star for my selector. Then I got purple haired 3 star after 20 pulls, then I got a brown haired SSR support after 30 pulls. I currently have 2 3-stars, 3 SSR supports(Gold-ship, Special Weeku, and something diamond). Do I keep pulling or should I save? I forgot how overwhelming getting into a Gacha game is. Only Gacha I played was Reverse, but pulling was very obvious in that game since it was a standard turn-based RPG. Also I can't understand perks at all, they all seem equal to each other.
>Oh this one makes you faster when running uphill
>This one makes you faster in the last stretch but only when running on the outside.
They both seem about the same, and it's not like I can choose the track.

Did the servers just shit the bed?

Did the servers just shit itself for anyone else?

>>716412338
There is no fucking way f2ps will have enough carats to at least seriously attempt to pull a couple of these every year

15000 CARATS PLEASE

>>716413741
unreleased, but expect her to fuck the game over sideways when she comes out, she is hype personified

apologems NOW

>gaym ded
Time to goon

>>716413828
WHAT IN THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT
WHAT DOES U MEAN
I THOUGHT THE CAP WAS 1200 LIKE WHAT
WHO CAN DEFEAT HER
why is her theme so good

>>716413882
so she is AN IDOL

is it always like this with phone game ports?

>>716413931
>Time to goon
to what?

EOS CONFIRMED SOON THEY ARE RUNNING WITH THE MONEY THEIR FILIPINO PR SUBMANAGER JUST DELETED HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT

>>716413945
>>716413828
Lmao, it gets better.

>>716413957
cygames are just jews and probably had no expectations for the game in the west

WHERE ARE MY APOLOGEMS

>>716414025
what in the LEGENDARY fuck am I looking at
is there an actual way to defeat a character like this
what does U-NUMBER-LETTER means

>>716413809
HOW HOW in the everloving fuck you cant make servers for a fucking gatcha game... And why everything is so server dependent, every fucking action is just connecting.

>>716406360
>600 bucks
anon, an MLB kitasan + 5 random SSRs go for less than 20 bucks

please... muh friends...

>>716414025
I think im going to drop this game if its going to get retarded like this...

>>716411478
I fucking hate her voice but seeing that damn horse get injured, bounce back and win a major tournament TWICE was so fucking hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_GIm44-Vs

>>716401310 (OP)
Streamers are, thankfully. The less I see of them when it comes to this game, the better.

FUCK THESE SERVERS

>>716413828
>>716414025
holy powercreep

>>716414089
yes because future scenarios also inflate your horse's stats to ludicrous degrees

>>716413997
I want to touch her hair. It looks so fluffy.

GIVE ME GEMS YOU JAP KIKES

>>716414136
>if the number cap increases by a few hundred im quitting!
ok

>>716414025
Mein gott... The Über-honsen

which intern is responsible for this

>>716414025
>characters entire point is to be popular and the best
>it works

>>716414372
They let Bourbon into the server room.

>>716414342
Show me Silence Suzuka in this outfit

every button i press makes the game shit itself. who caused this.

>>716413748
how big was the actual horse? was she part draft?

it's working for me, but I want the carats

>>716412035
>Nepobaby
That shit was too rude...

>>716414476
Me. I did this.

How do I realistically train stamina? Every fucking time I manage to get the 900ish and 700ish in power but my stamina always get low
like, shouldn't I prioritize always rainbows and friendships over what do I need

>>716401310 (OP)
When will they add horse breeding? I must satisfy my need to selectively breed the horses to one day create the Uber Race Horse.

>>716414387
She was pretty fuckin dominant in real life

>>716414513
they pretend to be polite but japs are big assholes

>>716413957
Rather with scaling server infrastructure, the usual way it goes is
>You expect what amount of players youll get
>set a hard limit on aws autoscaling for 1.5 of whats needed to make server run for expected number of people as to not get a bill in scientific notation
>more than 1.5x players of what you expect play the game
>pods hit hard limit on cpu/mem
>the default action if they hit hard limits is pod restart
>when some pods restart others instantly hoard more cpu/mem
>you get shitton of pods just permarestarting because they instantly hit the hard limit on launch
the situation usually develops into a full unavailability because fewer and fewer pods keep working without restart and they hoard all resources which is bad because they usually hit the wall of computing power/performance ratio very soon

>>716414605
isn't that what the legacy system is?

>>716413995
To jork ur penuts at the pickture of your favourite uma

>>716414089
U for UMA
she's one with the steed force

>connection error
>connection error
>returning to title screen
maybe if we complain enough we'll get a whole 50 carats

>>716414581
Stamina legacies.

>>716414605
That's what legacies are but it lets you breed females with each other

>>716414581
Better parents, check if your Uma has any %+ on stamina and depending on that add more stamina cards, also leveling them up help to get better training results.

>>716414705
Suzuka's daughter?

>>716413957
>is it always like this with phone game ports?
I have been playing Nikke for 2 years now and i have never seen their servers shit the bed as much as this game does.

>>716414089
The quintessential SAIGE experience.

>>716414727
I look like this

>>716412338
Shan't drop the game until I've gotten Eishin Flash, Tanhauser and Cesario.

>connecting
>connection error
>returning to title screen

>attempt to watch season 1
>get to episode 7
>suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san suzuka-san
Holy shit people actually like this character? I've never turned against a protagonist this quick. It felt great watching Grass Wonder put this clingy fag in her place.

>>716414810
young Suzuka

If your opponent in team trials has used paid carats on their account, you should be able to send them them a message after the race and call them a faggot
This is only available if you have only used free carats and messages can only be sent to paids
If you beat the paid account you also get to choose from a list of laughing emotes
Thoughts?

>finally getting some 3* speed sparks
>just now realizing with Kitasan I don't need them and should have been building stamina or power legacies
FUCK

Server being down for 10 minutes every couple of hours is more annoying than a 8 hour maintenance once. We deserve more than 50 shoddy apolocarats.

>>716414494
the real hishi akebono was heavy as fuck for a horse, average weight is just shy of 500kg while akebono won a g1 race at 560kg. grew to 650kg after retirement

>>716414948
my dog does this sometimes

>>716414948
She ran so fast she broke the servers.

I called Nice Nattie a stupid fucking cunt because she got sleep deprived 3 times in a row and failed a 6% but then I saw a video of the actual horse and felt sad.

>>716414960
I don't take pvp in gacha games seriously.

>>716414639
>gacha makes massive money
>spend too much of it on hosting that doesnt work
we need to kill the cloud

>>716414873
Hopefully they upgrade the servers with kitasan whale money.

>>716415017
What the hors doing?

>>716414614
It's just notable how much she is being pushed, in some cases people would be against the creators shilling their pet character as blatantly, but then again she is stepping into her husbands shoes, wouldnt be surprised at all if S4 is about her

1500 apologems NOW

General thread directive:
Listen to mambo brainrot until servers are up

>>716414727
post more of these thanks

I think silence suzuka sucks.

>I'll start my daily career after reading this thread
>read this thread
...maybe later then

>>716414787
>>716414759
the stamina legacies suck
I either go 8* speed and never activate stamina at all, I don't even have decent fucking stamina cards

red X is don't care, yellow ? is maybe throw a roll or two at, green O is a wallet drainer

>>716415161
trainer's cock

Manhattan Cafe and Tama are getting too popular. Who’s the least popular horse I can claim to like?

I"M IN

>>716414927
my biggest gripe is how the side characters feel like extras
fucking oguri cap gets more character development than the rest of team spica, I hope this shit changes in season 2

Will we ever solve the mystery of what "URA" stands for in the URA Finale?

>>716415247
winning ticket? never see anyone talk about her

>>716415335
I just assumed it was something like "umamusume racing association"

>>716415335
Ultra Racist Association.

>>716414927
special week is the weakest of the protagonist desu
maybe that's why she was severely sidelined in season 2

the game has gotten increasingly unplayable for me over the past couple of days, what the hell is going on? is there something wrong with my network?

>>716415247
No one.
Contrarians deserve nothing.

Are uma ears erogenous zones?

>>716415146
Hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>716415205
Speed parents suck because Speed is the easiest stat to level. If your Uma has +20% speed, theoretically you'll only need 2 or 3 speed cards to reach the cap easily. So that 9 star speed parent could be used for other stats.

>>716415335
Uma Raping Association

>>716415442
never mind just scrolled up
can't wait for the apolocarrots

>>716415442
Their potato server is shitting itself, which tend to happen when entering burger hour, since this game is ironically a white man game and it gets the most traffic during burger/european hours.

>>716414960
>Thoughts
Stop being broke

>>716415053
>mfw looked up Nice Nature and got sad
>then looked up his character's VA
>she's 29, 141cm and incredibly hot now I'm hard
It's incredible how a man's heart can swing like this

>>716415442
Probably more players on mobile. They need to add more servers to accommodate for the people playing.

>>716415442
servers are scuffed. dont worry its an inside job and will continue until they deposit 1500 carats into your wallet as an apology

>>716414927
I WONDER who's behind this post

I spent everything on Kitasan Black, how long would it realistically take me to get 200 pulls again so I can guarantee 1 SSR horse? I've already used up all achievements and story carats and I'm not in a high ranking club.

We need a poal on favorite uma

>>716415070
Not that it doesn’t work, spot(where you purchase more computing power right at the moment of the requirements surge) prices are just usually very high. You unironically can get few mil bill from amazon for a bug that skyrocketed your computation requirements for few mins. IMO on-prem was cheaper and better for the consumers, but developing shit with on-prem server and scaling it was hell

>>716414665
It's genuinely impossible to be Daiwa Scarlet's trainer and not rape her every single day.

>>716415595
just reroll if you got fucked, you get 90 pulls straight of rip, don't stop until you land 4 kitasans and then you have all achievements and G1s to save up for future content

>>716415595
Just reroll to be honest. That card is too good to pass, or you know. Spend money.

>>716414927
Spe makes the anime unwatchable. Does she have less of a role in S2?

>>716415595
I spent 30k and am already back up at 10k. Still haven't touched any of the story stuff.

Where do you guys find irl horse lore I can't find shit.

>>716415473
Yes
t. trainer

reminder that umas sync their estrus cycles like human women's periods so they get spicy with their roommates when the time comes

>>716415753
>already back up at 30k
how?!

Should I buy Oguri Cap (horse) plush or 5000 carats?

>>716414639
They have bunch of roided wizards being kept well fed in their basement so this shouldn't even be a problem.

>>716415745
yes, each season has a different main character

>>716415216
>he doesnt care about mambo
Matikanetannhauser bite his balls off

>>716415335
It means CAREER in Finnish, of course :DDDD
"Ei ei mun" means "no no mine", by the way :DDD:DD:D

>>716415895
I meant 10k, forgot to train my wit

>>716415620
https://poal.me/ejd7rn
I can't be fucked adding every single one so I only put in the 1*'s, just use the "add choice" function for the rest

>got a hotspring ticket
>forgot about it and skipped through
pain

>>716416118
I think you can rewatch it in the archive.

>>716415710
>>716415728
I did get 3 Kitasans, but it took me absolutely everything I saved up from release, including watching every story event and hunting every trophy (you get 30 carats for a G3 trophy, 50 for a G2 and 100 for a G1), in total around 50-60k.
Now I'm realizing I ran out of carat sources, I'm probably going to be drip-fed on life-support from this point, maybe 10 pulls a month or something. Should I even bother saving up to 200 to guarantee a banner pull, or just RNG roll every month?

>>716415486
I'd like to get raped by Umas how do I apply?

>>716415976
idk, I think I had 7k again just a couple of days after the Kitasan card dropped so I reckon most of them were from freebies

>>716415710
This just sounds miserable specially if you already worked with an account for a while

>>716415795
What umas do behind closed doors is a mystery

>>716416179
if you're not rolling with 30k stocked you might as well be pissing your gems away
half and full anniversaries tend to give a lot of gems and on new years banners you can spark any 3* that came out prior

>>716415247
If you want some kind of a measurement, Mejiro Ryan has the least amount of fanart on Pixiv out of the currently available playable characters on global.

>>716401310 (OP)
>>716413828
>>716414025
>>716414387
>>716414614
>>716415095
This Horse Woman is genetic perfection. I need to marry and breed her so my children inherit her prefect genes.

>>716416179
If you're commited to F2P then absolutely reroll right now, if you don't mind spending a few bucks for your favorite Uma then it depends on how far away she is, if she's farther than 6 months away then maybe you're good, otherwise consider rerolling
>>716416339
running catch-up for a whole year and having blown that many carats is worse, suffer now so you don't suffer later

>>716416463
but anon your children will be horse girls...

>>716416447
Because she looks hideous

>>716416408
horses can't love horses

>>716416463
kitasan black...

>>716416408
this is genuinly the most erotic thing i've ever seen

>>716415993
>0 spe-chans
Bros...

>>716416408
This isn't what girls do in real life btw, they just hike up their skirts

>>716416463
Nah Secretariat was perfection

>>716416693
her voice is nice

>>716416657
your post made me think about those guys that piss at the urinal with their pants all the way down around their ankles and now i can't stop laughing at that image

>>716416516
Seems like you'll just have the same problem in the future of running out of free and cheevo carats, with how many banners are planned there is no way f2ps can hope to pull on everything

Skibidi Rizz will be the first playable Western horse.

>>716416737
Feels good man

Does she lean towards the camera or does the camera zoom in on her face?

>>716416556
This poster is ubergay

>>716416785
well duh, thats gachas for you, the point is to plan your pulls and choose what you like/need, we have 4 years of foresight on our side its easy as hell to plan your pulls accordingly

>>716416908
Lean

I have reached the point where I close the daily shop without buying unless Tachyon is there.

>>716416908
her head grows rapidly and becomes so heavy that her body sinks into the ground

>>716416931
>tomboy
>big tits
best combo.

>>716401310 (OP)
the real problem is they released the very first version of the game with barely any content compared to japan, so its really easy to have nothing to do after a few hours of playing.

AAAAAAHHH I WAS IN THE HOT SPRINGS FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Mejiro Ryan looks like a softball playing dyke

>>716417074
It all makes sense now

>>716415102
You’re getting 50 carats and you’re going to like it

>>716416463
Hey CyGames dev can you release her already I want to pull for her this century if possible.

>>716417153
Cygenerous…

>>716417118
I wanna play with her softballs if you catch my drift

Cun Turbo

>>716417104
>complete the careers of every trainee i own
>all thats left is to farm for sparks and do dailies
yeah. this game needed more 1* and 2* horsies

>>716401310 (OP)
When is Fenomeno?

>>716417272
Why does Twin Turbo look like a reject vtuber while everyone else has a nice reasonable tame design?

>>716417368
because shes a big goof

>>716416935
So I should just reroll again? I'm like 50 pulls off pity which would leave me with 3 copies of KB with still a big chunk of achievements and trophies to get

>>716417118
She is lol

>>716417368
Fits her hyper personality. It's like having a comic relief in an otherwise serious show.

>>716417368
Because her hair and eyes are based on the jockey's outfit more than the horse's fur.

I'm not having any connection problems. Must be a skill issue.

>>716417346
She looks like a bigger chud than special needs

ENTER

>>716416908
Have you seen this fucking smug face? Not only she leans her skirt is pulled up exactly to the point where nothing is visible but it is as high as it physically possible

oh shit

>>716417561
I never knew Japan loved racing horses so much.

>>716417405
just play the game nigga damn

>>716417568
Honestly, I want to sniff some of these horsegirls.

I didn't expect to like Ryan, but when jerking it to horse girls, I got surprisingly close to finishing with her images.

>>716417652
>neither of you have John Halo on your team

>>716417678
Trust me, you don't.
t. Stepmom was a horse girl

>>716417652
it's like looking in a mirror

>dude you gotta plan your pulls years in advance don't just waste them
not every game is someone's forever game, you know. I feel like at the absolute highest end, once the honeymoon ends and I've gotten all I can out of the story without paying up, I'll be playing a few rounds of career every month or so just cause I like raising sims.
These games are like playing scratch off cards, except after you either waste six months of your life hoarding tickets (or spend $400) you're guaranteed to win $50. I'd rather just enjoy a cheeky 10 pull every once in a blue moon instead of being obsessed with doing everything the right way. Up to and including rerolling my account 7000 times, but that's an entirely different conversation.

As much as I'm enjoying this game I have a ton of complaints and they all keep coming back to the simple fact that it's a gacha. Even outside of the monetization being frustrating, the way people talk about playing it and tell other people how to do better just amounts to "it's all luck, either don't value your time or open the wallet to mitigate that."

>>716417652
Which one's the real deal!?

>>716417760
damn thats crazy

>>716417657
>I never knew Japan liked (niche autistic interest so much)
Its more common than you think

more songs in the jukebox fucking when

>>716417657
they didn't. horse racing was slowly dying before uma revived interest in it.

>>716417741
she's there with bakushin in sprint

>>716417118
she's named after baseball player nolan ryan, so yeah

>>716417760
>the way people talk about playing it and tell other people how to do better
Sounds to me like you're spending your time with the wrong people. Sweaties are not exclusive to gacha game.

>>716417948
That might be but Haru and I think Oguri Cap and probably many other horses had merch way before Umamusu.

>>716417760
>have a ton of complaints and they all keep coming back to the simple fact that it's a gacha.
Yeah my thoughts exactly. I'd rather spend my money ordering a plushie. Maybe one day they'll make a real game and I'll be able to support it in good conscience.

tachyon has the sexiest casual outfit

>>716417843
>Horse racing
>Niche autistic interest
The shit I read on here

>>716418090
Oguri Cap had plushies which is why her SSR card has that. He was one of the first idol horses.

>>716418102
Cygames did Granblue Relink which I thought was really good but that’s based off a RPG gacha. How do you make a real game out of a raising simulator? Gran Turismo with horses?

>>716418380
Party game, apparently.

Do you think Seahorses are mermaids in the Umaverse

Does anyone have that gif of Haru Urara shadowboxing?

>>716412338
>Gentildonna
She's 4 years away.
>Summer Goldshi
She's an Alt.
>Manhattan Cafe, Gold City, Eishin Flash
I will pity if necessary for Cafe, but I will spend my excess carats on City and Flash.

>>716418485
dont ask such dumb questions anon

>>716418485
I know what you're really thinking here.

>>716418380
Throw in a LOT more depth and simulation mechanics make it Winning Post but with Umas.

>>716418380
>How do you make a real game out of a raising simulator?
I don't know man nobody's ever cracked that code before, it's impossible.

>>716404373
Recovery skills only good on medium and long because of how HP scales with distances. 300 stam can be easily supplement with guts on sprint.

>>716418694
Nobody cares about Princess Maker in 2025.

>>716417843
>niche autistic interest
JAPAN LATCHED ONTO HORSE RACING IN THE THE FUCKING 19TH CENTURY WHAT DO YOU MEAN NICHE INTEREST

>>716418828
Did Japan get into horse racing because of the American occupation or did they do it beforehand?

Out of these umas who would win in a long race?

>>716418090
Yeah Haru was pretty famous for a bit

>>716418890
gold ship i guess, idk, this game is weird as hell

>>716418890
>478 stam
>long
anon...

>>716418890
please never build a gold ship like that ever again or I WILL find you and unlock your front door

>>716417890
It's not as interesting as you think and having to spend your weekends cleaning up horse shit fucking sucks and I'm bitter about it 10 years later, and I'll be bitter for another 10.
I can only tolerate this game because umamusume are detached enough from reality that it might as well not matter.

>>716418828
>>716417843
is horse racing seen as "niche autistic interest" by weebs? I always thought "old man wasting his time and money at the racetrack" was about as ubiquitous with japan as them going to pachinko parlors

>>716418885
>american occupation
>19th century
retard
anyways, it was the brits

>>716418828
How did they decide who's the winner when photo finish happen during race back in the day? A duel to death?

>>716417561
why is horse gold ship way cuter than anime girl gold ship

what the fuck does disturb and startle even mean?
does it fuck with their positioning capability or smth to that extent?

>>716419221
Whoever was willing to pay the most.

>>716419039
Horse racing isn't popular with younger generations so they think one of the biggest and oldest forms of gambling isn't really all that.
It is the equivalent of saying going to the pub is a niche interest since not a lot of youths do it.

>>716419306
She tickles her opponents clits to throw them off their game.

>>716419013
thankfully the goldship was my opponents, and it lost to generic umas

>>716412338
What's the stream of carrots going to look like? Dominated the trophy room and spent it all on support rolls. No extra Kitasans but I did score a bunch of new SSRs including Super Creek and 2 Satono Diamonds.

>>716418261
>>716418828
>>716419039
Why are you guys being obtuse and stupid. You go up to an American and ask them about football, they will likely know about it. Best you’re getting for horse racing is Kentucky derby every once in a while.
>We’re talking about Japan
No we’re not this is talking about interests that are niche in the west being popular in Japan

>>716419039
The interest waxes and wanes, especially among generations depending on interest and hype. The JRA also collabs with all sorts of random properties to advertise to outsiders.
COVID lockdowns also really hurt keiba and in 2021 after uma released there was a huge surge in interest they hadn’t seen in ages.

>>716417760
>play a gacha game
>be upset that it is a gacha game and contains gacha like features
might not be for you, maybe, not sure

>>716419490
as it should, what an abomination

>>716419221
A judge at the finish line would make the call.

STOP SHITTTING THE BED!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SERVER?!

>finally got enough for a 10 pull
>no new umas

>>716419276
She’s cute without a hat

>>716419306
the translations for skills are full of nonsense flavor text instead of actual descriptions
look at the icon (pic rel always means stamina drain for instance), or just go to https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills

>>716406223
You've also got Taiki Shuttle, the most American Uma

New player here, is there like a tier list of skills? a lot of them sound the same.

>>716419772
>intimidated
>late start
>rushed
Poor haru

>>716419520
>It's not as big as football
>Therefore it's niche
You are incredibly ignorant as to how big horse racing still is in the gambling scene.

>>716419904
I choose to believe Homestretch Haste is goated because every time I get it my horse starts immediately becoming an absolute beast

>American horses are a tall blonde woman with a gun, a Mexican, a weeb, and a black woman
What did CyGames mean by this?

>>716420148
>taiki
>blonde

>>716419904
Homestretch Haste on a front-runner Bakushin is almost always an instant win

Mayano Top Gun's son has a little figure of her

>>716418380
>How do you make a real game out of a raising simulator?
Idolmasters for example, in its first iterations was a console game, with no gacha elements. It's not like it would be impossible.
But with that setting I think you could make a variety of games. If the fucking Love Live anime could make a Metroidvania and a deckbuilder RPG game with their setting, I'm sure Uma could manage.

>50k support points, 50k monies, 10 clocks as a gift for uma twitter hitting 150k followes
>I didn't even know they had a twitter
Thanks I guess?

>>716420148
That they do better representation than actual americans, who make at least half of the cast in any setting black for no reason at all?

>>716420228
better view

What the fuck is this King Halo career?

>>716420228
>>716420296
cute

>>716420392
Air Shakur is malecoded

>>716420296
cute

>>716420228
How old is he?

>>716420236
>>716418480
Since there's a game centered around racing already, make a separate rhythm game solely just for the idol part.
You're welcome cygames, I'll be expecting the check in my mail.

>>716401310 (OP)
I like that they made Ai-chan so hot that even the Japanese can't help but make semi lewd art of her

>>716420392
koreans as always being the gayest asians by far

>>716420228
The other horses must think he's a weirdo. Imagine if Chuck Yeager's son wore a fannypack with a figurine of Charlotte Yeager from Strike Witches whenever he went out

who has the little jukebox dance where they kick their legs back

>>716420461
23 human years. his name is Luminox and here's the twitter in case you're curious about any other information
https://x.com/jvLVe1HRZDFTYu1

>>716418380
Uma Olympics

>>716420449
cute boy

>>716420773
Dude looks great at that age

>>716419221
A lot more dead heats being called I imagine

>>716401310 (OP)
>no one recognized it's AI
our society is collapsing...