Thread 535089091

Eternals

2.20 Patch Notes (Wilnas' release)
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=7k5v0136p_iq
Wilnas trailer (+Meg and Mari cameo)
https://youtu.be/CdSlh_XLFcM
Wilnas character guide
https://youtu.be/Sxxkl2qDzT4

#24 NA Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75J9NH0OpU
#19 EU Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYaKufs4GM
Next tournament is in August.

>Older Tournament VODs
https://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN
https://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/
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>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya and Galleon, by yours truly Anon!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ
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Yuri containment thread: >>534957146

i love you

I hate you

gayer OP than yurishit

meg and her girlfriend will save rising

>>535089682
>so few images you're reposting images from an hour ago >>535083710

>>535089818
if you want more meg and her lover then you can just ask

i luv sheep

Finally hit master rank for the first time.

>>535090240
>pilnas

this
this makes me cum

>>535090240
nice job

this
this makes me cum

This
This makes me cum

>>535090706
SIEGFRIED NO!

>>535090234
same

>>535090880
Rare instance of Anila having ears

>>535091080
that's because asanagi draws her horns a lot thinner than other artist usually do

>>535090880
>japanese shadman

>>535090550
this character is gorgeous

>>535090706
>>535090797
Unfunny forced meme. Losers.

>>535092223
Well he's a guy so maybe if you get beneath FKHR's desk and suck him real good he'll do you a favor.

I thought anon modded this in but it's really there.

Can I pound one your guys' prostates? I always wanted to take a pestle to someone's prostate. Not in a sexual way but I just want to dig a pestle into someone's prostate until they started peeing blood. Like oh wow this hurts so good ahh im peeing blood now for 6 months. This is what I want to happen to me. I wish adult cag would get progressively more sadistic with her prostate massage. From digging her knuckles into my weak spot to a full blown pestle crushing my prostate and making me pee blood.

Wew that'd feel so painfully good. Cag just destroying my prostate and landing punches into my abdomen. Yes completely crushing my prostate until I can no longer urinate on my own unassisted.

Caggots are weird fellas

>>535092995
I main Charlotta

>>535092995
I main bubz

>>535092924
my mom is dabbing...

>>535089091 (OP)
That’s my main!

Sorry for the dragon to the face bubz, I was not paying attention

>>535095442
shiwowamb...

>>535095654
shut the fuck up zooeyfag you disgusting FRAUD

Maybe it's just because I'm less familiar with the MU but I'm beginning to hate EX neechang more than the normal one...

>>535090240
Nice.
How difficult was it?

>>535097562
I get you, regular scamaya is still better but newmaya without the bare minimum gameplay sense to scam which is frustrating.

My wife Fraux will be in season 3

>>535097652
This is how you know upper body invincibility doesn't work outside of an air dasher.

>>535098163
rare female anon?

>>535098336
The gourd cancels projectiles, that interaction doesn't have anything to do with the invincibility.

>>535090240
congrats bwo

>>535098468
No, anon. You're thinking too small.

Two bitches are better than one

>>535097652
good, fuck the rat

>>535097652
Let's be honest, that interaction has nothing to do with Wilnas' 66L and is only a problem because of how utterly terrible Bikky is.

>>535099013
post a webm of another character doing this

wait EX narmaya is just... a singular stance? narmaya for brainlets?

also anyone for games? EU

>>535099742
Literally made for me.

>>535099375
Doing what? Full screen punishing Vikala's 236U on reaction?
I'm pretty sure any character with an armored or an (projectile) invulnerable neutral skip, like Narmaya or Soriz could do it.

That's also completely disregarding that no self respecting rat pedo would use ever 236U from full screen. You mostly want your opponent to block it when they are close to you to create distance.

>>535099742
She takes more effort because she cant just skip playing the game.

>>535100642
Funny neechang picture

>>535100642
Nee-chan was the Cow Divine General all along...

>try Sandal for the first time without even touching training
>immediately get a Lancelot doing the 40 hit combos off every touch
>he still loses because I press fH even though I know zero combos and dont even know how his stance attack works

When will they make Lances shit shorter like Abels so you aren't watching 15 second combos every time?

>>535102090
that juice? made from desu

>>535092691
The joke is that Cosmos only has one daughter

>>535102353
Y-You mean "by" Desu, right...?

Cosmos more like Kos-mos.

>>535102659
Cosmos isn't canon.

>>535099742
How to play Narmaya EX
>heavy virgil spin through their fireballs
>immediately mash DP if they block it
>spam 5L until you land a frametrap
>deal up to 9k damage without super
>give up the corner with 214x and die for it
>reach Master anyway by mashing 5L and DP

Ushishishi for season 3

>>535099742
I can in a bit, I'm there already getting my ass handed to me by a 4 frame rollback gran

>>535103653
you're the yuel? sure I'll wait

Got the game a couple days ago. This Versusia character is quite interesting.

>>535103553
Ushi's chichis...

>>535103715
ye

>>535103716
yeah she's cool
we love her here

>>535103716
her M normals reach pretty far yes
they also recently nerfed but still performs well

>>535103898
nobody loves this character

>>535102997
GRUB'S LORE IS FUCKING LAME AND GAY

>>535103882
Not enough to play her apparently.

>>535103856
>A rank
>this good
STOP SHARKING

>>535103716
did you watch evo and get the game because of Fukunaga?

>>535103898
everyone loves this character

>>535104019
I watched tiny bits of it + played and followed the one in Versus and I swear to god it's the most banal boring as fuck shit plot and setting imaginable. It was just the girls selling this game

>>535103887
She feels pretty good to me so far, but I just don't know what she lost.

>>535103882
Really wouldn't expect her to have any cute moments like this judging by her intro/winscreen/supers etc, very cool.

>>535104139
Pretty much, yeah

>>535104352
And she loves everyone

>>535104494
>but I just don't know what she lost.
her H pillar reached fullscreen and all her balls were stationary. additionally her 5U dashing move didn't launch, allowing her to get some insane combo routes

however they buffed some other moves allowing her to combo very well still and corner carry far, she's just not THAT braindead anymore

>>535103982
Me, Gamera and Anon like her

>>535099375
BEHOLD!!! THE POWER OF POTENTIAL WOMAN.
Also ABel and Lucilius with their teleports, Zooey with UDragon (although it does have longer start-up than the gourd) and Lowain can trade with Browheel, there may be others.

>>535104730
>Wilnas does all that with a 66L

>>535104494
>Really wouldn't expect her to have any cute moments like this judging by her intro/winscreen/supers etc, very cool.
She inherited the cuteness from the other half-mom

IM STUCK
RELOGGING

>>535104919
And a U knee, otherwise everyone can just evade.

Do we know if Charlotta's costume will be the BP reward or an extra costume you can buy right away with Rupies? You know, like the one Lancelot and Katalina got.

>>535104494
What other guy said + her run is worse when it was already debilitating. She is bottom 10 but you won't really feel it if you just started exploring the game, so enjoy.

>>535105325
likely bp but no we dont know

>>535105325
No, some assumed that it would be a rupie shop one since they showed it at the same time as Galleon's but since they didn't release them simultaneously, it's anyone's guess right now.

Versusia didn't deserve the nerfs.

>>535105378
Susanoo's run can't be THAT bad if she can still jumpscare people from the other side of the screen

>>535104682
I think her M pillar reaches fullscreen, I guess it's a little slow though. Maybe people will react to it in master, I just got to B

>>535105963
The problem with her run now is that she can't cancel it for a long time, so you are locked into the animation which just feels awful to press.
>Susanoo
I really don't know why people keep comparing her to Susanoo when she is nowhere near his archetype. I wish she were gorilla Susanoo.

>>535106170
>keep comparing her to Susanoo
They're comparing their dash specifically, not gameplay

Zeta will get buffs to compensate for the fact they took her out back and shot her in the head in the Galleon patch right?

Mom is still very strong, she just needs a thigher execution than the average grubslop, kind of like Lancelot

>>535107123
>needs a thigher execution
wrong
>kind of like Lancelot
>

>>535107123
>Lancelot
LUH
MOW

blud said troonsalot kekaroodledoo

>>535105563
>>535105672
I see.
Welp, I'll save my Rupies just in case. There are some colors I want but I won't buy them until I have at least 3,000 over the 22,500 necessary for one costume.

Wish we had a character that is confident in their power, belittles others and just chills causing random unpredictable mayhem with no greater big bad plan

Are you fags going to refute my argument? I seriously doubt you guys are capable of it to be fair

>>535105784
Yes she did. If anything, she and every other character that has been top tier since 2.0 needs more nerfs. None of that compensation buff bullshit.

Nerf the fucking top tiers

>>535107927
refute my dick and balls with your feet while wearing a vira cosplay

>>535107927
>my argument
Where is it?

>>535107878
this could've been Belial but they made him gay

>>535107962
No!!!

>>535108342
>>535108378
I accept your concession

>>535108550
you accept my semen

>>535106170
She has the same momentum dash yeah.
Her dash doesn't even feel that bad since you can cancel into any of her specials or dash buttons. Maybe at like midrange outside of 66L range but I feel like you should just spam f.M or 2M there and outrange most of the cast. You also make them respect your dash with 214H which goes fullscreen, and can place you at a safe spacing by spending the buff, if 214H hits you get a full combo near corner with f.M/f.H/c.M pickup or a rebuff. 623H hits/blocks are also pretty good, or you can just cancel it if you're far enough.

Though, I'm not good enough at this game yet, maybe all this crap will stop working once I start facing decent opponents lol

The kots won't stop fucking cumming in the thread

>>535108550
No, seriously, where is it, I missed it and want to btfo you.

Kots, cum on that Nier.

>GM sandalphon player refuses to block on wakeup, it's ALWAYS jump, mash or DP
>suddenly recognize his name
>the dots connect
>he's a fucking yuel player

absolute monkey retards are getting to GM as wilnas which I think is a really bad sign. you can play like an absolute idiot but it doesn't matter because he just kills you in 2 touches

>>535111314
what the fuck is wrong with Yuels

>>535104139
I've noticed it's always Versusia that observers comment on. She really does have a striking design.

>>535111314
Ragna?

>>535107878
Literally pic related, but he's a main quest character so there's no way he's ever getting in.

>>535111965
yes. ragna.

>>535111823
Mom... popular...

>>535111548
>absolute monkey retards are getting to GM as wilnas
They are competing with each other so whatever.

>>535111548
GM requires much more time investment than skill

>>535108783
The cancel options are whatever, everyone can do that. Try pressing the dash button and then backwalk and feel how long it takes for you to transition from run to backwalk.

>>535112113
i have him blocked. shitters gonna be shitters.

>>535112113
that guy blocked me long ago

>>535112849
>>535113153
>>535111314
main?

>>535112549
Like 20-25 frames or so. Does this nerf affect her gameplan at all though?

>>535113551
ball size?

>>535113819
She has no throw game.

Bea butt plappa

>>535114989
I do this

UWE

Thanks for the games Djeeta-anon. Man, I sucked pretty hard, and I think I coped poorly. I am once again moaning about Yuels normals and how to get in with her. GGs. We can only hope the buffs come soon. Anti-air kick my beloved

>>535117159
GGs
I think you improved a lot anon, I have to give my all to beat you now

>>535117528
Now that I can tell is a lie. I did NOT perform well.

>>535117815
Yeah, you're dogshit.

>>535117815
I had to spam DPs and BCs all the time to escape the corner + some pre-emptive answers to my stuff were very good (like the backdash into anti air kick)

the only issue I noticed is that, in the corner, you refuse to use the H forward spin to wall bounce me once you scored some hits and started a combo and just end with a 2k/3k combo rather than a big one. and also the evades, they work if I autopilot but if I stop you get punished for it

that said you fixed THAT habit which was really bad and I'm glad to see it

>>535118078
I won't deny, whenever I did a jump-in after knockdown, I'd go for the Yuel meaty j.H setup, where if it misses due to DP I'd 214H out of the corner, but I fucked it up like 4 times so I stopped.

That's why I didn't use it.

>>535118270
it's ok you also saw me fail to punish some DPs or even remembering only mid matches that fM is minus on block... the important is that you are aware of what you did wrong

also for the meaty yeah I noticed I always DP'd you from your meaty when I didn't stand up immediately, be careful about that and try to learn to "meaty" without a precise setup for this scenario, some opponents will do it to fuck your setups

but yeah I literally couldn't do anything but try to mash around during your pressure or just BC lol

>play sets for an hour+ in lobby against the same guy
>get treated like a training mode dummy
>take one or two rounds total
>"GGs Bro You've Improved A Lot!"

>>535118984
why didn't you just beat him more

>>535118984
have you still not learned how to meaty

>>535118602
the bonus stage was fun though

>>535118984
>use my layer 1 flowchart
>he starts learning to beat it consistently
>have to start using my layer 2 flowchart
yes. you did improve. now you have to beat layer 2.
you see the losses but you didn't realize i had to switch gears to keep stomping you.

>>535118984
Why are you getting mad over things that never happened?

>>535119225
kek

>>535118984
Have you tried not being a dumb frogposter?

How are our bong anons doing with all the draconian shit going on in Bongland?
https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/1955690820075446462

>>535119247
Why don’t more people realize this

>>535119701
it's insane to me people still use PornHub

I used too but back when amateur videos were a thing, official/commercial/professional 3D porno is the most disgusting shit ever made

>>535119701
I'm dealing because they've only hit major sites when I already have stuff on the side I can use to get access to stuff. They stopped e-hentai but exhentai still exists and only r34.xxx got hit, not the other many r34 sites. It's still a ballache when I go into the porn servers on discord and see images from 3 years ago get blocked though.

>>535117159
>EX Yuel doesn't have a stance, most of her dance moves baked into normal kit
>this is her default 2H

>>535119892
would be the most broken 2h in the game

>>535119892
I messed around with the survival mode Yuel with that playable boss mod, and outside of some broken buttons messing with specials, she would've been the best character in the game if they let her access her stance normals outside of stance.

>>535119943
>Wilnas can have advancing forward 2U big as fucking Versusia's maybe more
>Yuel can't have a fucking shit -20 kick

>>535119247
so it's just a form of self fellation?

>>535120078
how did you get that from my post?

>>535119943
not even close to sigger/2b/grimnig/anila 2h

>>535120658
yes

>>535120560
Actually it would be better, specifically if it kept the properties of the stance anti-air. It allows combos from any form of hit without any meter or BP spent and it travels a good height and distance.

insane grimnir sneak

>>535119247
>layers
Based Zoi player.

>>535120560
You forgot Zoi

Everyone forgets stupid fucking zoi

>>535112070
Ummm, Katalina?Ferry?Vira?

>>535121483
it can still be airstalled or crossed up without a button press and punished unlike those. all of those characters get great non-counter hit conversions too, although with 2b and anila varying heights can make it harder.

>>535122445
It's pretty damn big, and I'm pretty sure if has a massive horizontal hitbox to guarantee a hit. If it doesn't it should have one.

my glasses broke and i cant see shit

Miico

2b's 2H touches the health bars
she needs it

>>535123550
Try turning them off and on again

>>535123708
grimnir's 2h goes offscreen

>>535122628
no it can easily get airstalled, it happens in the mirror all the time. the horizontal range is all in front too so it's not great at catching cross ups, and the forward movement while great only hurts it there
>If it doesn't it should have one.
true!

>>535124832
we hate the cosmos here

>>535125051
>the mirror is the worst matchup

Yuel vs Yuel is a 70/30 matchup

>>535125212
w-what?
...how does that work?

>>535125212
>Yuel vs Yuel is a 70/30 matchup
the fox life...

What's the veredic on EX Narmaya vs original?

Join the lobby!

>>535125729
Sometimes you win... but at what cost...?

>>535126607
Imagine being in the middle of that...

shep

Josuke for season 3

>>535126607
I like the emphasis they put on her chest

>>535126607
>>535127441
i love these characters

>>535126379
EX Narmaya is easier, had fun looking combos, but loses out on alot of the tools base Narmaya has and is weaker for it. It also doesn't help 236x moves on EX are weak against spotdodge alot of the time, very telegraphed and we don't have flip.

https://www.twitch.tv/lagfighterchile
south american EX only battle
zero djeetas spotted

Maids for season 3

Wilnas is so fucking bad, they really want you to walk back the entire round and throw random DPs and full screen slop and expect that to work against players that have one functional braincell. No wonder he does retarded damage, he has nothing else.

>>535129673
post your rank NOW

>>535130024
b2

>>535130024
i'm kinda good, s++
why?

I'm so bad that all of my characters are in S and S+ with 30% winrates
But I used Wilnas and got to Grandmaster over the weekend

>>535128506
>Another dyke
No thank you.

Metera, Bubs and Lucilius should have an airdash move, they can fly ffs

>>535130557
Why are tourists upset by yuri?

>>535131326
>Tourists
Yuritroon, please go back to your self-hating board. Thank You.

>>535130557
isnt the dyke a pedo also

>>535131432
Yes, I figured the best way to get an answer is to ask an election tourist like yourself directly.
So... why?

>>535131326
why do retards like abhorrent shit and then call other tourists for not indulging in their trash?

>>535131658
Oh, another one.
Care to answer the question?

>>535131625
>Election tourist
Nice cope, go back to your self-hating board lil troon.

>>535129673
>they really want you to walk back the entire round and throw random DPs and full screen slop
sounds based

>>535131896
>obsessed with "le tranny"
>spergs out about yuri
>not a tourist
kek
You will never fit in.

Hating yuri is for ironic weebs and the self loathing, primordial otaku were drawing two girls fucking before you were even born

the shit incels will type on this site oh my days

>>535132010
>Obsessions
Nope, just describing the average yuritard
>Sperg
Don't like garbage. Why would I want garbage in something I enjoy?
>Not tourist
Yep.
>You will never fit in.
Fit in where? Pretty sure you're the pariah here lil troon. How about you finish dump your pitifully small Meg folder and stop crying because people don't like /u/shit?

>>535132519
OK zoomie, that's very nice.
You are still a tourist and you still don't fit in.

girls can kiss other girls

>>535133258
Where'd you even come from lil troon? Did you catch a ride with that fag who was crying because people kept calling Wilnas a faggot?

>>535133507
only satyr, but she has a cock

>>535133949
tokai teio

shark general

>>535134108
I want to see her fins

>>535133949
Remember to thank Horses for funding Season 3 in advance.

Guess I hit the nail on the head.

Nagoriyuki for season 3

Here's your Season 3 guest character, bro

>>535134867
HOOOOLLLLYY....

>>535134867
HOLY...

>>535134867
WTF I love Meg now?

66L 66L and then down back then come out of it with 66L then 66L then 66L then 66L then 66L 66L and then down back then come out of it with 66L then 66L then 66Land then down back then come out of it with 66L then 66Land then down back then come out of it with 66L then 66Land then down back then come out of it with 66L then 66Lim having so much fun in this fighting game about 66L hhaaahaaahaa45uiptq45wt8[q90utq390=ut[90jooormq3erkp[
]kqekrp[lds'fuck you fukuhara you faggot cocksucker literal anal king of all homosexuals in japan

DASSHU KOUGEEEEEKI

>Le six six ell
Get a life.

>>535134867
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRKKKK

Sex with Lyria

>>535134867
What the fuck, I thought sloppa makers could only create pictures of well known characters?
How would you even train it for this? There are like, 30 Meg pictures on the Internet.

>>535135369
bro china has functioning robots now. humans have been surpassed.

>>535135558
can I fuck one of them

>>535134924
You mean her

>>535135558
2b robot when?

>>535135998
Why would an android have a pussy.

>>535135849
holy

>>535135849
Eh... I'd take it.
She's not bad, PriConnes are just better

>>535135258
Get some congratulatory art

>>535136189
For the glory of mankind.

>>535135849
that cleavage reminds me of hell knight ingrid
we should get her
>>535136189
it's how she recharges her battery
i plug my dick in there

>>535134867
That ass is begging to be creampied.

>>535134867
that background is scary

Gorilla for season 3

>>535140687
I look like this

>>535140687
Where did you get this picture of me?

>>535140687
Andira...

>>535141282
She's a monkey not an ape you fucking racist

add monkey nyow...

>>535140687
they already shown charlotta's skin

Santa Claus for season 3

>>535143053
never post again

>>535143821
not very holly or jolly of you

>>535143053
babu for season 3

>>535143053
the promised Sanda collab...

>>535143053
This dude would be way too OP

>game just got patched on Steam
>not notes on Steam or Twitter

>>535144914
quick, someone datamine Raziel

>>535144914
New rotation
Cog is le bad btw

>>535142362
Season 3 should only have divine generals

>>535145527
I look like this

>>535146183
where do you live?

>>535146449
Pakistan

>>535146449
Arkansas

>>535146741
nyo... i cyan't chyase nyou thyere...

Ferdinand for season 3

>>535145527
>they add 5 really strong divine generals but keep sheep and bikki the same

>>535145527
Based. Add chocolate bnuuy.

can you guys at least be realistic? those bums ain't making it in

>>535149182
>he doesn't know

My glorious Dwagon could never be bottom 1

>>535149182
We got Anre and Meg which means literally no character is unrealistic

>>535149565
Sakurabros it's our time to shine

Season 2,861,147 confirmed

>>535149643
Put this Sakura too

>>535149323
this dragon is a bum

>>535151153
Work smart, not hard

>>535149182
my schizo theory is that the icons on chibi Vikala's unique action balloon are divine generals that will make it into the game
the balloon has vikki, sheep, pig and monkey iirc

>>535149643
this is my daughter

I didn't grub today but I shall grub tomorrow.

>>535153367
this is someone’s fetish

>>535149643
Is she still relevant in popular culture?

>>535154420
hell nah

>>535152527
You're a terrible father

>>535153702
not everything needs to be a fetish you know?
sometimes it's just a funny picture

>buffed into being top 5
>nobody will know because nobody wants to play the dogfucker

>>535154420
Everyone keeps buying the CLAMP mangas here in Mexico

Meet your season 3 guest

Lobby status?

>>535159469
>Persloppa
No thanks

>>535159325
What a coincidence, I'm trying him for the first time and really like his style.
But I will never do Rat Race combos.

>>535159325
zane is already on it
and you know he only plays broken gimmickroon characters

Join the lobby.

>grimnir(funnest character in the game) downright unusable thanks to retarded nerfs
>homosexual DLC character
DEAD. game.

>>535131326
>why do normal people dislike homosexuality?

>>535160195
no

>>535160389
>dumb frogposter
>normal
LMAO

I just walked around ten minutes and did a speech in my head to an audience that I will never have.

>>535160517
>self inserting as a woman is normal and straight behaviour

>>535160628
Who is self inserting as anything, you retard?

Why do niggers believe everything is about self inserting? Also you play Grimnig and you're also a frogposter, you are not above homos lol

you wank to videos of 2 women engaging in """"reproduction"""

this means you either

1. self insert as a woman(transgender)

2. is a cuck who gets hard when you see other people fucking women

so therefore you are either trans or cuck

I can't believe he's gone again (again)

Hello!
How are you today?
Are you gonna eat something nice?

>>535160907
Retard.

>>535161154
>homosexual golem brainwashed by jewish NAFO propaganda
>"um akshually YOU are the retard!!!"

The irony of a grimnig player seething about gays and trannies

>>535160907
>>535161230
Not sperging out about yuri does not mean I jack off to it you idiot frogposter.
You are either taking the piss or genuinely brain damaged so this is the last (You) you are getting from me you attention starved faggot, go post your reddit frogs elsewhere.

>>535160195
I'll be there once I update the game but unfortunately I can't stay long, got shit to do today

>man finds hot woman attractive
>faps to it
>man finds two how women attractive
>faps to it
brainlet faggot

>"As a fellow centrist I also think people get too triggered by wokeshit."
Nobody is falling for your jewish mind tricks lad

What if I find a cute dude with a hot man getting all sweaty together attractive?

why do internet addicted 4cuckers have strange antistraight fetishes?

Listen up ye jolly wankers, if yuri is based how come God made Adam and Eve not Madame and Eve? Checkmate atheists

Male gazing all over this.

>>535159325
>buffed into being top 5
Can you tell us how each change affects him and how they made him top 5?
>>535159761
What's the point of picking Eustace if you don't want to do cool shit?
Except the combos that require delay RS faggotry, that shit sucks

>>535162364
Zeta ana Bea are canonically straight however, there are multiple peer-shared doujins that show Beatrix is attracted the Gran, a straight man

Did not read.

>>535162364
Nice

oh no yurixisters what is this? the normies are laughing at us...

bea and zeta are both into big vas cock, you beta cucks.

https://e-hentai.org/g/2728647/3a1bf37fde/
>bea is le ga-ACK

>brown hands posting hour
isn’t it time for your hourly prayer session, ahmed?

>ahmed
that's europoor hours however

are bea and zeta even close friends in the gacha?

>>535163295
The only other woman in their group is 45 years old so they dont have many options for friends.

>>535163295
they help shave each other

>>535163406
It must be lonely on the moon.

>>535163823
They should stop that, I want to floss my teeth with their pubes.

>>535163889
Why are they doing Eruneface right in front of Ilsa... have they no respect?

>>535164092
It's the benefit of having an Erune friend, if they allow it.
Make sure to have said Erune friend around when you do it, though.

i hate ERP gooner weebs on 4cuck so much it's unreal(not the video game)

>>535164334
>Zelsa
Holy...

>>535164701
if you were a real chud you would know alex jones slurps israel
another false flagger

>>535164917
that's why pepe is staring at him with discontent, duh

>>535164738
that color is in the game and it's one of her best ones
very hot, can't wait for the real deal

>>535165416
There's only one Zeta color that matters

>>535166053
All the brown ones matter.

Season 3 opener trust

Why is siegnig safe on everything?

>>535166982
Because he's the training wheels babys first shoto.

why does my pc take so fucking long to update 1.4 GBs of a patch but downloads 200 GBs of a new game in like 30 minutes...

>>535166982
wrong. everything is also a spacing trap because of pushback. also orkan mix.

>>535167463
Unreal Engine
Either you download 22GB of grub every time to completely replace the pak file (and still take time to "update"), or you wait for it to add files and laboriously patch select files in the pak file.

Ggs anon!

>>535168239
oji-san eroi... GGs bro!

>>535167463
FKHR is looking through your mod folder

>>535168647
He's probably very disappointed that most players haven't installed nude mods for the homoknights

why is anila safe on everything?

How do I stop being so dogshit at this game

>>535171012
Realize that the goal is to have fun and improve and that comes with time, you are improving even if it doesnt feel like that
Make small goals and focus on them, if you did the thing you were trying to do once its already a win for the day because there is plenty of days to come
Lobby, watch some replays and ask for tips instead of just tilt qing

>>535171278
you are right... I will refocus my mindset to improve and have fun again. I've been focusing too much on winning lately

>>535172553
No worries, everybody gets caught in this sometimes
Would that match you lost today matter next week? It wouldnt, thats how i remind myself to not get too caught up in this

>>535172619
Suzucute
>>535172709
>Would that match you lost today matter next week? It wouldnt, thats how i remind myself to not get too caught up in this
Damn that is actually a great way to look at it

>>535172619
long ass neck

>>535172914
It's a horse.

>>535173227
she got two pairs of ears or just the ones on top?

3

Niggerjanny banned me so i cant post frogs

Frogs never die
>>535171012
why would you want to get good at this dogshit niggergame

>Worst region
>Worst hours
Please nuke these EUcucks already Putin

>>535163295
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr-K9vF86xA&t=10735s

There used to be a AGP Niertroon obsessed with me wonder what happened to him

>>535173605
>time stamps refuse to work just clicking
2:58:55

>>535173583
>implying putin isn’t a lowain main

Who does Zelensky main though

Remove meterless DPs

>>535174830
Almost all of this game's current top 5 don't have a meterless DP

Give everyone a 6P

>>535173326
Only the top ones

>>535174928
Because Cygames hasn't properly nerfed anyone since 2.0, unlike Belial and Siegfried.

Also Beatrix won EVO, but that's not relevant

>>535174928
And who would those top 5 be?

>>535175269
Beatrix is a bitch ass nigga for sure but having a meterless DP is pretty low on their list of warcrimes imo
A meterless DP doesn't save Anila from bottom-tier hell, it's nice to have (assuming you have ult skills worth spending meter on) but not game-breaking

>>535175412
>Metera
>Vaseraga
>Grimnig
>Beatrix
>Ferry
That's 1/5 with a meterless DP

>>535175503
>meterra
>ferry
>top 5

>>535175503
>no Percival
Tororo was just handed EVO France for free last week

>>535175825
He's really honest though

>>535173583
why have you stopped your schizo tantrums viraschizo?

>>535176146
>Everyone is one guy
I see

I could be a Vira-schizo.

why did charlotta cross the road

Katalina is fucking dead

>>535151439
youre right... versusia does talk about sharks in her taunt...

>>535167463
you probably have a not great ssd and can make this go much faster by disabling write-caching on windows before patching and then reenabling it after if you want.

this happened to me on other games and it made patches go unironically 100x faster. its a side effect of how some games patch and how windows handles it with certain ssds.

>>535177869
why?

>>535177448
I remember your Putin rant half a year ago that got deleted, don't worry.

>>535179059
thanks, ill try it next time grub updates

>>535180302
>Everyone is one guy
I see. Seek help.

>>535180724
>last time mentioned nuking a eu country
>last time used vira image
>last time mentioned putin
sorry, you are not getting away with this
god you are pathetic

someone post miico

>>535180724
>Viraschizo getting mad that he got exposed
lol
lmao

>>535181216
i dont need your help, retard

>>535180993
>a eu country
No, I want the entire continent gone.
>>535181216
>Everyone is one guy
I see

>>535181283
>>535181307
>viraschizo samefagging
grim

I need all the help I can get.

Meg will solve the Wilnas problem.

neechang help me

>>535181518
Wilnas is making everyone quit

Will we ever see a miico thread OP in our lifetime?

>>535182191
>3dpd
no

real homo hours it seems

Take a break once in a while, Viraschizo
Its good for you

Smoothingtons, be careful with depilatory cream, I got two nasty chemical burns despite following the instruction. this shit is a weapon.

>People have finally realized that they can just DP Zeta after blocking the first pogo for some reason suddenly
Who snitched?
God please just let me have this one thing, why even play her if I'm forced to just do regular safejumps like everyone else.

>>535185443
>Who snitched?
Was me
ggs
Now please a real character, fraud.

>>535184987
>depilatory cream
?

>>535185631
Imagine a gauze you apply on your skin that burn the hair.
Least you wander, the miss like it smooth.

>>535184987
>he never put nair on his ass and learned to never do it again.

>>535185525
Why did you do it?
What did I do to deserve this :(

>>535186187
I'm not crazy enough to put that shit on my genital or asshole, that's some of the dumbest shit you could do.
I know they make cream specifically for the intimate region nowaday but even then I still don't trust those.

i have a friend who wants to buy the game the next time it goes on sale but would like to play with the full cast in the meantime
could anyone explain how the free version crack works?

>>535185812
Oh, that shit. Yeah, fuck that shit.
Main?

>>535186509
Dogfucker.

off topic

ywnbaj

>>535185812
>Nair
That would do it. It's a pretty volatile brand.
Try using Veet.

>>535187487
Nah I posted that picture for that anon to get what it was, I do use veet.
To be fair to the product, it was probably my fault, I can only guess there were residue of antiperspirant on my armpits and it didn't appreciate it, and for everything I used (arms, legs, torso), it did its job perfectly fine. Smell fucking foul though.
The burns are pretty minor so it's no problem.

>>535188371
she needs it

>>535188371
Alright found a better example https://x.com/zawapush/status/1955987251734994978
>>535188898
She does?

>>535189638
thank you

>remove fuzzies from the game because everyone complained about having to deal with sudo-50/50s
>Add Wilnas who just straight up have a 50/50
???

>>535190146
Made a slightly cleaner version

>>535190732
fuck you faust player

>>535178367
>tfw Versusia likes Ursula more than she does her kids

I only slept 5 hours today but I really wanna go on a grubbing spree later today.
Lord help me.
Also do you guys like girls chubbier or slimmer

>>535193361
forgive me pig but its slim for me.

Well, why haven't you watched the video already?

>>535195714
why is the text bubble coming from his forehead

>>535106464
Oy vey, what's with the pisrael color?

>>535195859
You WILL die for your masters and you WILL like it

>>535195714
cause its 2 hours of nothing

Too warm to work out.
Too warm to work.
It's too warm to play this game, even.

Hello my fellow casual queue enjoyers

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Wait what was the 1.4gb update about

>>535198617
Stealth buffs for Wilnas (he needs it)

>>535198617
bug fixes

>>535198617
secret ferry nerfs

>>535198807
2B is removed now?

>>535198541
shut up

>>535198541
i dunno
>>535198617
made the chat slow again

>>535199610
7 was on the epstein list

>>535199487
play me in under night!????? see what happens!?????

Wilnas is ok but he loses hard to rat
yet ratpedos still cry rat le bad

why nier

>>535199880
installing.

granblue OJ lobbies
granblue under night lobbies
granblue battlefield 6 lobbies

>>535200485
somehow no fucking relink lobbies
you'd think that would be a given
>>535199610
are you for real now

Anyone wants to grub and then jerk off in voice chat?

https://youtu.be/gcxPtZY_Gm0?si=v9U76VY-0H2YnuiN

so i dont know what to learn from this
they're aware of their own knowledge checks but still fall for a lot of them

>>535201242
>>535200485
go back to your discord lobbytrons

>>535201950
Their character is a fraudulent bitch that puts ten times the pressure on their opponent and asks for split reactions, so they can scam each other easily.

still wonder why people watch those replay channels
I understand two pros vs each other but literal randoms like those? lol

>>535202548
the literal random is often more entertaining and more representative of my experience

>>535203403
fair enough
it's just that those channels barely know who's good at the game
some of the players featured there are absolute fucking retards

>>535189786
nyoooo...

One day, I will be featured on there.

>>535203915
niia tweadmill

>>535198541
There exists an integer on the natural number scale between 6 and 7 known as thrembo. Because 6 and 7 are non-inclusive in the set, there has been debate on whether or not thrembo is truly an integer in Euclidian geometry. Thrembo can only be expressed through the convergence of a Riemann integral of a periodic function ranging from 0 to π such that the distance of the mesh of each partition in the Riemann sum is within root π of the lower Darboux integral convergence of the same partition containing only integers ranging from 1 to 6 inclusively contained in the Euclidian set. Thrembo can also be alternatively expressed in quantum mathematics through a Hilbert space (assuming the domain is analogous to the Euclidian set) where the sum of the convergence of a square-integrable function for every quantum integer in the Euclidian-analog space will equal to thrembo. The caveat with this is that this only applies if the space has a valid spectral decomposition, otherwise that would mean the Hilbert space is not analogous to the Euclidian set used.

>>535203493
my question is why it never features certain pro players at all.

>>535201950
"knowledge check" is a meaningless downplayer meme. with mental stack almost every option becomes realistic, and rewarding "knowledge checks" often end up being some of the strongest options.

>>535204165
Because probably some pros do not even touch ranked/casual matches and just spar with others and they can't feature the same 2 players playing the same 2 characters over and over I guess, or maybe they got told to not do it by them

>daily catching up on this gen
>as always sea-nig hours was a shitshow
>as always yuro-nig hours are gay as hell

i do not understand how you can not jump by accident by playing a fighting game on anything but keyboard
there is no way you can hold the stick firmly and prevent it to go higher than 50% of horizon
does it take 2 years to learn it alone?

>>535204539
>niggerlover
Cringe burgermutt culture

when's a good time of day to attempt to get into grand bruise?

>>535206364
One hour before or after the dailies reset.
For instance, in two hours.

>>535206364
5pm or later est on NA.
idk the times for japan.

>>535203074
Sex with Sara

>>535203493
please do tell us about your accolades as a granblue player. How many tournaments have you won?

>>535207039
How many have they won? Oh right. Fucking retard

>>535207039
>shitter got called out

>>535207556
Why are you dodging the question?

>>535207712
>dodging the question
Maybe develop a brain, I literally gave you the answer.
For your information, I got featured from time to time there too, doesn't mean I'm a pro player or good at the game.

>>535207868
So none?
You want to dictate who's good and bad at the game but you haven't made one top 8 in your life?

>>535208029
How many degrees and masters in politics have?
None?
You want to dictate what's good for your country but haven't even put foot in your Parliament? Yikes my dude!

Also beating many of those players and getting blocked by them too should be enough of an answer that yes, I even qualify for your retarded criteria too.

i was once top 8 in a gbvsg tournament

>>535208187
Easy with the schizo rambling.
>Also beating many of those players and getting blocked by them too should be enough of an answer that yes, I even qualify for your retarded criteria too.
Explains a lot

>>535208473
Yes it explains you have no argument and are probably a low skilled mongoloid too, GG easy retard.
>give an advice and tell people to not take those replays as gospel as they feature bad/average players too that are not GAWDlike at all
>immediately have to suck cock for absolutely no reason
I mean keep doing it so I can keep stomping you while I actually learn from good players, what else can I say? But then don't start crying in the thread why you can't improve, I try to give you advice but won't listen.

bunnies for season 3

>>535208825
uhh
ok?

>uhh
>ok?

>>535207039
>>535207556
>>535207712
>>535207868
>>535208029
>>535208187
>>535208473
>>535208825
>>535209049
>>535209134
ft10 me

>ask a pro about something
>yeah man i dont know i just hit buttons
yeah i guess pros are so much better at it

The bots are evolving
I don't really get why would anyone bot in this game

Yes I got ch c.H by a bot I am very dumb

>>535210824
>The bots are evolving
How?
It's the same string of inputs.
>I don't really get why would anyone bot in this game
Farming for levels

So the xbox series D pad, it's good but not the holy grail. It's overly sensitive when attacking from crouch state and still gives random jumps at times

>>535212958
>and still gives random jumps at times
must be a way you position your hand, absolutely no issue for me

>>535211247
All the bots I had seen before just idled. First time seeing one moving.

>>535212958
Break it in, boy. I use it and it's fantastic.

Thinking of picking up a Hori Fighting Commander for when I play offline with friends. I can't stand the Dualshock D-pads

>>535154420
Give it a few months and she'll probably become extremely popular among gen alpha because of some Tiktok algorithm glitch. They won't actually watch the show, they'll just create ironic fanart of the character like they're doing with Konata currently

>>535214119
arent converters really good now to use your xbox controller with friends?

>>535210286
its all in the gene

2B had to get nerfed like twice and she's STILL walk-back double jump runaway garbage shit with every tool in the game and her players are still bitching that she isn't good despite consistently good tournament placing, actually fucking kill yourselves you yoko taro ball gargling retards

>>535216809
thank you xerom

>>535216809
first rogamitsu and now xewom...
yoru_gawdsei mindbroke another NAcel...

>>535216809
They are also the most likely to pull the plug when defeat draws near.

>>535216809
Today I watched a video about how NRS broke Scorpion's legs in Injustice and I started fantasizing about the same happening to 2B.

NiggAcel

>>535216809
shes gotten nerfed once and buffed in every patch since

>>535210824
That's my bot-chang

>>535210824
>EXchang

>>535219256
Scary...

Anyone down for a couple of games in EU?
Trying to shake the rust of with my rat so it's probably easy wins for you.

I'll wait in the gbvsg room for a bit.

>>535219416
no
plap bait rat

you are not a lil pup. you're a big dawg.

>>535219416
I can't play against Euros but I hope someone joins

>>535220084
Y-You too...

>>535219416
I can't play against Euros but I KNOW someone will join!

>>535220249
>>535220485

>>535219416
Its easy wins anyways lets be real...

>>535216809
>every tool in the game
no 66L
no 5f light
no DP
no meter
no mix
no damage
no cooldownless specials

pls dont lie! the retards will believe u!

>>535219416
underage rodent sexxxxoooooooo

>>535219416
im not eu and i cant see shit

Who's the most heroic Rising character?
I want to feel inspired and valiant while playing.

>>535221552
>no DP
You fucking liar
>no mix
One of the best mixers in the game due to getting both a high-low and a throw-bait
>no cooldownless specials
None of her specials have cooldowns

>>535221552
here we go again...

>>535221893
shep

>>535221279
I'll try my best to make the wins hard to earn...
I can also swap to Wilnas if you prefer

I don't care if 2B is good or bad, she's fucking annoying and I would be fine not facing her, Abel, Metera and Ferry until i'm done with the game, so I wish she'll get her just deserts next patch even if unlikely

>>535221893
Mom

>>535219416
Bit late, but are you still game? I can go for a few.

>>535221939
no meterless dp obviously. her high low is fake, is common knowledge, dont spread bullshit. all her specials cost SKL and regular characters dont have cooldowns on 2/3 of their specials (dodged fireballs is an exception) 2B is beating your ass because her strong neutral is overwhelming you. stop pretending shes some kind of godlike top tier mixup machine without any cooldowns. get good.

I don't care if 2B is good or bad, her fat robot pussy lips make me diamonds.

>>535223002
Yeah, still waiting.

>>535223090
Starting the game up now, bwo, be there in a bit

being a bottom tier main is suffering

>>535223050
finna be meg's pussy lips too, soon

>>535223576
I agree my fellow bottom tier bro

>>535223576
beabro... stay strong

>>535223576
Wilnasbro... hang in there, there's still tech to be discovered.

>>535223612
we'll be feasting soon
https://files.catbox.moe/5w1ekc.png

>535225139
That's just grotesque.

>>535225263
meant for >>535225139
nice lips

*SPLURT SPLUUURT*
t-thats *HNNNG SPLUUUURT*
grotesque! *splirt splart... splurt*

>>535219416
sorry I was playing a dude in the lobby
we can play if you want.

>>535221893
HOLY... KLK COLLAB
FUUUUUUAAARK GIVE ME THAT GODDESS

next collab will be a male to keep "balance"

>>535226072
Vergil from DMC

>balance
does that mean yoko taro's whore robbed us of a female character?

>>535226243
Yeah we were going to get Tifa

we just got vergilchang

i told you niggas it's gojo

>>535226704
No she should be OP and have a neechang trigger

>>535221893
he overcame aids.

>>535226118
He's already in the game, though.

Ok, parrying Wilnas' Knee isn't worth it, at least damage wise.

3 special characters is probably my least favorite part of Granblue and instead of giving a fourth one to the ones who were lacking it they added another character...

>>535226963
What do you mean bro? He took like 10 more damage.

>>535226963
mental damage though?

>>535226929
Which he got from drinking Metera's bath water

>>535226963
>>535227162
>>535227294
doesn't she get any oki from it?

>>535227310
some would call shooting up with a used needle reckless. but recklessness and bravery are different sides the same coin.

Thanks for the games, Bikky Bro. I'm not terribly familiar with Vikala's kit, so that was good practice.
Would you mind if I gave you a few pointers?

>>535227310
Soriz doing >_< eyes is very funny somehow.

Thanks for the matches Six/Siegbro.
I hate throwbaits so much it's unreal.

>>535227660
Would be much appreciated, I'm desperately trying to improve with her.

I'm going to try bruising in a bit, anyone up for a tentative room?

>>535227506
She gets a safe jump, yes, I just found it funny how little damage difference there is.

>>535228093
we hate bruisecels here

>>535228093
Post room and I'll be right there.

>>535228093
societte didn't get the message but is giving it her best anyway

>>535228731
aight, postin in a minute

>>535228093
That's a lotta Wubblys...

>>535227894
Sure thing!

So, I think you had two main issues that would make fighting you much harder if you addressed them: letting me jump for free and (almost) always choosing to either block or go for a full throw tech when defending.

For the first one, I don't know how well Vikala deals with jump-happy opponents, but you really need to present some kind of threat to keep me from just leaping forwards all day. Even if it's just something like taking a small break from lobbing projectiles my way and waiting for me to jump, that'd still make me much more wary of leaping at you all the time.

As for throw teching and blocking, you were very, very risk-averse when on the defensive, outside of the occasional ult DP or super. I think you tried mashing out a grand total of twice in those games? It's a big risk, yeah, but if you always choose to play it safe, it makes it very easy for me to just run my offense with no fear.
A lot of the rounds you won, you won specifically because you dared to toss out a desperate reversal and got to control the pace of the match for a bit again. Plus, it gives me more to think about. If I suspect you're only going to block / throw tech, I can just focus on throwing and throw-baiting, but if you start mashing out every now and again? Or even jumping out of the corner? All of a sudden, I have to worry about covering those options.

Oh, and if you're struggling with dealing with (backstep) throw baits, you can shut that down very hard by using delay 2L to tech throws. That's basically a hard counter to that strategy, well worth giving a try. Won't save you from Seox's 214H, but alas, life is simply cruel sometimes.