.

whats the point of a game I cant goon to

Japanese mlp

>>715486347
If you cant goon to umamusume that is a you problem

>>715485808 (OP)
there’s barely gameplay albeit, it’s a movie vidya.

>>715485808 (OP)
>gachaslop
Stop shilling this garbage

>>715485808 (OP)
When you RP as a girl, please try to type in-character so everyone can have a good experience reading it

>>715486621
it's more of a visual novel vidya, like Ace Attorney games

>>715486621
the gameplay is you press buttons for a chance to see the numbers go up

>>715487792
Yes in a way it is pure videogame. Numbers directly into the brain.

I'm honestly worried I would have the drive to continue playing without you bros. Once the threads die, why would I bother doing dailies?

>>715488801
you actually do the dailies on this game? goddamn

>>715488852
I play the game, and dailies require you to play the game, so yes.

>>715485808 (OP)
post gameplay

>>715488852
Not him but I do them on my phone in between other shit. What's also good is knocking out a couple careers while doing cardio.

Then when I get on steam I only have the more fun shit to do

>>715486347
play Mayano top Cun and say that again

>>715489096
>knocking out a couple careers while doing cardio.
>a couple
are your cardio sessions 10 hours long?

>>715485808 (OP)
She doesnt say that.

>>715488852
It takes 10 minutes to do them all, less if it didn't hitch on connecting

>>715489267
kek

>>715486439
mlp was based though
there were no trannies back then so you could still enjoy cute stuff without smelling axe wounds in the room

>>715485808 (OP)
What's the /v/ club? I searched both /v/ma and /herse/ and got nothing for some reason

>>715489302
fastest way to lose a career so you can "clear" it for dailies?

>>715489520
rice shower

>>715489370
>mlp was based though
>there were no trannies back then
Lmao nice cope, most male bronies back then were either making the transition or did years later after realizing they lusted for cartoon ponies in a show for children.

>>715485808 (OP)
kinda midslop ngl

>>715489731
thats not even enough time to understand the first 6 pages of the initial guidelines for newcomers.
Let alone truly understand how intelligent you've to be to master this roguelite.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.fgy5q162l0r4

>>715489638
trannies are a recent invention by globalhomo and big pharma; they didn't exist in 2012

>>715489731
>doesn't have five hours of Urara training under his belt
you didn't play this game

>>715489731
wrong game bro
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2313020/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby__Party_Dash/

>>715485808 (OP)
>locked 30 FPS on an iPhone 16 Pro Max
No thanks

>>715490080
>phonenigger
We're glad you left.

>>715490080
>

>>715490080
Maybe you should've bought a real phone?

>>715490154
>>715490212
>>715490273
iPhones objectively handle games the best. Don’t make excuses for lazy developers.

>>715490463
Apparently not because I can play with uncapped fps no problem on my chinkshit phone

>>715490463
are you retarded? A shitty Iphone doesn't handle the game better than my 5 grand desktop PC, you retard.

>>715490594
Literally what’s the point of anonymously lying?

>>715490639
You’re playing a phone game on your computer, and you call me retarded? Is the PC library that barren at the moment? Already beat your 18 month old PlayStation hand-me-downs?

>discord screenshot
this should be a bannable offense

>>715490802
>Is the PC library that barren at the moment?
It is. SKG is literally killing games, dozens of games cancelled since they got the signatures. Read /v/'s catalog, it's happening.

>>715486439
Wonder what /mlp/ thinks of uma

>>715490740
I'm not gonna record it for your woman phone using ass but you can look it up Unihertz Tank 3, literally the only time the fps ever went down was when I tried playing while using the projector

>>715491104
>no hooves

>>715491104
>I wonder what a furry board that masturbate to ltieral animals thinks of an IP called Horse Girl where every girl is just a normal woman with a tail
what do you think moron, they hate it.

>>715485808 (OP)
Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising?

>>715491337
BASED grubbler

I find goldship neither funny nor appealing
Reddit: the horse
Lolsorandumb XD the horse

>>715491459
who asked

>>715491218
>where every girl is just a normal woman with a tail
Do they hate Equestria Girls?

>>715486439
saw a fat dude wearing a biker jacket with a confederate flag on it over a MLP tee-shirt the other day

>>715491550
No? do you see purple skinned women outside? those are not normal women

this game's kind of fucking boring
you just do a raising sim. and then do it again. and there's only like 3-4 different variations of stats you're looking for.

>>715491946
>you just do a raising sim.
I love those games, go back to pleddit with your incel taste.

I want more raising sims

>>715485808 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHrQFFQVW6A

>>715492051
Sure if it's like Princess Maker where you can marry your daughteru or its like Imouto Life where you can sex your sister.

>>715491946
>you just do a raising sim. and then do it again
And? I eat that shit up. Monster Rancher was basedl and so was DW1.

>>715491946
If the RNG wasn't so bad it would be bearable

>>715491459
Reddit's not lolsorandumb anymore, in this day and age they're the moralfags.

>>715486439
Mlp never had mainstream appeal and people watching it so this comparison doesn't hold up

I'VE GOT PRIDE AND DREAMS
SAA, EGAO O MISETE
KIZAMARETANDA
MY HISTORY, MY VICTORY!

>>715486347
You can goon to anything if you have the will.

>>715485808 (OP)
Even the anime is shit after the first season

>>715492714
the anime only gets good after the first season, the first season was moe garbage

>>715492352
>Mlp never had mainstream appeal
woah cuckchan is really filled with retards uh?
Here is a tip: mlp had a bigger internet cultural impact than Homestuck ever got. and if you are talking about mainstream(meatspace) then you would have know that in every big box store the shelve of mlp was so big it was enough to make two aisles "for girls"toys. something unheard since hotwheels and other boy toy brands dominated at the time.

>>715492747
>1st season has all the best characters
>2nd season is just the yuribait with side character as MC and recycled "muh broken leg" plot over 4 times
>3rd season the MCs are literally fucking whos
And all three of them are equally moeshit, you're just stupid

>>715485808 (OP)
>p2w gachashit
No, I don't think I will.

>YOU CANNOT SEXUALIZE THE HORSES OR YAKUZA WILL DING DONG BAN U
>They can get outfits like sexy dresses and bathing suits
So its ok for the devs, but not me? BULLSHIT.

>>715485808 (OP)
i tried for like 45 minutes got out of the tutorial did my rolls and it hit me that i would probably never open the game after that and then uninstalled

>>715491550
>no
>hooves
I will say theres like 4 generals dedicated to EqG content but outside those theres not much

>>715492714
>The season with Rice Shower is bad
Actual retard

>>715493153
With all the shilling you'd think that Uma would at LEAST be less jewish and shitty like every other mobile gacha out there

>Have to deal with both general gacha % pulls as well as the RNG in training a horse
No thanks. Gets tiresome to lose races because a skill didn't activate or the dumb whore gets some stupid condition, and then I fail the infirmary because that's a thing.

>>715492747
goldship vtumor channel is better than redditor babbys first track racing anime

>>715492929
The cultural impact was that you bronies annoyed the fuck out of everyone. Thats it.

>>715493264
Lame horse
And besides, she's just there for few episodes and is then completely gone for the rest of the season and 3rd season, so if you really liked her, GET FUCKED

>>715493264
the actual real race was more exciting than the gay depiction in anime

>>715491550
Yes.

>>715487792
Like I'm really playing EvE online again

>>715485808 (OP)
i tried it but it's pretty basic and boring as far as ikusei games go

getting to speedrun years of content should be good for the global playerbase though, as far as gacha timelines go

>Gacha
>Generic anime girls
>Horse racing
>Mobile game
There is nothing here that appeals to me. At all.

>>715486621
Wait Sony made this game?

>this shit took over 5 years to develop
How hard can it be to make a game where all the gameplay is clicking menu options and then watching cutscenes?

>>715495081
pretty hard, the easiest games to make are physic based, and the hardest ones are menu based. Its why "Games Done Quick" 99% of the time feature action games.

>>715495081
they didn't face scan ugly people and call it a day like western games

>>715492243
bro, this would be so cool if this gacha somehow brings the birth of monster raising gachas or even games.
god i wish monster rancher and digimon world style games would come back... but with an online aspect to it

>>715494374
And yet you sought out the thread

>>715493307
i only gave it a try because some of my friends were/are playing it but i don't play any other gachas really

They need to add this slut right this second.

I feel like seasons aren't that great at making money if you already have the content. Make everyone spend all their money now for all the shit before 70% of people lose interest

>>715486439
>Discount Japanese mlp
FTFY

>>715485808 (OP)
GOLD SHIP LOVE

>>715489638
This but unironically

>>715489370
This also fluttershy is best pony

>>715485808 (OP)

I like Teio. She is cute.

>>715489370
Not with the genocide ending desu.
>>715498761
dead almost 6 years ago.

>>715485808 (OP)
No.
Gatchashit is not video games.

>>715499748
Tell me about Teio. Why does she do this?

>>715489638
Ayy nice meme, but arrest yourself, that show is irrelevant enough that will never renew the generation 4.

>>715485808 (OP)
Sorry but I'm playing HER game.

>>715499969
just use a translation app if you're this bad at english dawg

>>715499680
this
>>715500052
>muh idiom
/pol/ is dat way m8

...i'm supposed to HODL onto my 3* hoers selector just in case i get a dupe from a draw but uh between spending all my initial rolls on cards and then waiting for the kitasan black banner i havent actually rolled on any horses yet that could have caused me to get any dupes in the first place, so...

>tfw captcha: WANK0

>>715489520
keep training and failing so you sandbag the first race

I'm enjoying the game, but my god I think I'm probably retarded with the mechanics. I'm seeing people with like 1k+ skill points and never using them once and still beating URA. Like how is that possible? I sometimes get super cucked hard by being boxed out and losing without skills.

>>715494374
>200 hours played

>a man and a horse girl will always make a horse girl
>a man and a regular woman has a chance of making a horse girl
Is it fucking over for real women? Its only a matter of time till they're extinct.

>>715500841
there's only so many horses to isekai which probably lowers the odds
the only reason they aren't the ruling class is because their horsebrains makes them love running as a basic instinct

>>715500942
isn't a horse the queen of ireland or something?

>>715500942
>their horsebrains makes them love running as a basic instinct
So what you're telling me, no man can escape once the horse girl has set her eyes on her trainer or a man.

>>715490080
>ic
*muffled kekaroo in the distance*

>>715500980
merely a rumor

My horse keeps looking at me like this

>liking actual dick girls
>canonically sire thousands of kids

>>715498836
Always watching.

>Sprint specialist
>But also late/end specialist
>Only around 10 seconds of runway max to go from last to first
what a heart attack combination man this aint cool

>jap gacha rates
>no gooning
im good

>>715489907
>laugh in Greece

Gold Ship is so manly i fucking love it. I wish she'd break my faggot face with well paced iron kicks.

>its another case of a rando NPC going in front of everyone and slowing down near the end specifically blocking you

>>715489370
MLP was THE source of AGP. Nothing anime will come close to the amount of neckbeards wishing they were a magical pony princess.
It worse cause it appeals to both trannies and furries, the two most degenerate lifestyles in human history.

>>715486347
low test

Are the last 3 URA races just weirdly difficult? I can coast by the other goal races just fine.

are there nude mods yet, surely the umas would run faster without clothes getting in the way

>debut race
>late start
GLUE

>Default Haru is A sprint, B mile
>Look at her career and there's a lot of Mile races besides that horse shit at the end
>Her Finale are Mile races
kinda mad
it was a good idea to get that spark that brought her B to A at the beginning..

>>715505650
>late start and rushed back to back
>somehow still win
kino

>>715505630
>Mod to make Umas into simple track athletes
>fap bait that doesnt even make anything look out of place in-game

>>715489370
MLP and anime are funny in that they share a thread of fate where the interest is occupied by both mentally ill retards who think they can be women and extremist right-wingers who would shoot a black person dead in the streets if he looked at him the wrong way.

>whenever you win a race but the your uma says "i didn't feel like i won" its because they canonicaly lost the historical race
kind of cool when you figure that out, i was wondering why so many careers had that type of dialogue

>legend race vs rudolf
>just started and had to use a C+ Super creek
>only won because the other horses blocked her the entire race
>next two races were a wash

I wish horse girls were real...

how the fuck do you win mihono's career
i feel like she just suddenly gets raped out of nowhere

>>715491104
I think only one thread about it during initial English launch made it to bump limit and even then it was mainly just
>just anime girls
>no hooves
>where horses?
And since then any new ones get maybe 20 replies

>Have a brilliant career
>1* Spark
I fucking hate sparks

>mood drop events immediately before races
why is this a thing

>horses can get a medal for winning only 2nd places for certain races
Well that's just insulting.

We could had had so fucking much horse cock futa porn... It's not fair

Bakushin!

>>715485808 (OP)
Too busy playing BA. I don't have time to devote my life to 2 gacha games.

>>715506685
>raise mood to great after it drops down
>it drops down back to good because of an event

>>715485808 (OP)
If not even >>>/a/ wants you, consider going to >>>/trash/.

>>715486712
Ace Attorney is more interactive. Those games simulate a courtroom. This game just simulates watching horses run.

>>715506810
>raise mood to great after it drops down
>get 3 events that raise mood immediately after

>>715506137
That's just the price of pace chasing

>>715491459
she's only like that because the real life gold ship is a cunt who likes to goof around

>>715493549
>>715493730
what's your problem

>>715489638
>most male bronies back then were either making the transition or did years later after realizing they lusted for cartoon ponies in a show for children.
So... anime fans... o.O

>>715506025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRLlYXKPMUM

>>715485808 (OP)
>play
>game

Is it worth it to unlock her with star pieces?
Or will I brick myself from unlocking her 3* outfit by doing this?

>>715486439
Kek this

>>715489370
>Tranny obsessed tourists are also brony faggots
You know what this explains a lot

>>715507354
What do you mean that's how you get it?

>>715485808 (OP)

>>715507543
You need 100 star pieces to get her to 3*/unlock her unique outift.
If you pull her dupes from the gacha you only get 10 star pieces each, so it might be a waste to unlock characters lower than 3* using star pieces.

im so hungry

>>715507867
You also get them from legendary challenges and goddess statues from events and runs, but it's not enough as is.

LOOK OUT SHE'S GOING FOR THE JUKEBOX

>lol it's so fun to chain up horses in stables and letting them "roam" in tiny fenced fields and drugging them up for racing while whipping them
What is wrong with boomers?

>>715508175
Canes don't hurt horses, and if they did, the horse would sooner kick you off than tolerate that shit. Horses can and frequently do buck their jockeys when they're upset/angry. This isn't the wild west where cowboys would mentally break horses with starvation and spur jabbing.

>>715485808 (OP)
She is so ugly
I really want to punch her face

>>715486439
TRVKE

>>715508135
jesus christ this drawfag needs to work on their depth perspective here. all this dude did was make a big foot and say fuck it lol.

>>715508665

>>715508665
Why'd you post some irrelevant brownoid?

>>715501015
>>715490273
>>715490212
>>715490154
It's 30fps on all platforms you niggers

>>715508720
your art sucks dick. but here's a white man, you happy now timmy?

>>715489518
Clubs have a maximum capacity of 30 people. There's like 10 4chan clubs.

>>715508758
>Posting literal Reddit incarnate funny face onions man
Not even my art btw.

Kitasan banner will kill millions

>>715508826
>understanding the irony behind my post
congratulations anon!!! you aren't as retarded as i thought!

>>715491104
Same way they think of equestria girls
They say the music is good but will make fun of and argue hardcore about how shit it is otherwise.
Matter of fact they are meaner than the people on /v/

>>715491104
Absolute trash.
t. dashyfag

I need a SPRINT horse, but I also need her to be actually interesting and enjoyable to train

Mission objective: impossible

Super Milf

>>715508826

>>715507580
My weak human genes are all recessive...!

>>715499848
She knows im watching her

>>715485808 (OP)
Why DOES she say "niigggahh" in a few of her voice lines?

In what situation will you need more than one wit card? I have 3 different wit SRs but also Fine Motion

>>715506787
Who's the Neru of Uma?

I am not one to schizo rant about stealth marketing and psyops, but the simultaneous streamigger shilling, Youtube slop, hundreds of articles talking about how "it's le new meme taking over the world!", it really feels like a marketing campaign.

>>715506787
Why did you post a boy?

>>715509225
>but the simultaneous streamigger shilling, Youtube slop, hundreds of articles talking about how "it's le new meme taking over the world!"
thats all in your schizo

>>715489731
>snoys consider the intro cinematic is gameplay
you can't make that shit up

Bakushin!

>>715509056
Kingu Halo

>>715509751
Do other races anon that's how you get the higher ratings. If you can 20 for 20 you can win the other g1s

>>715486439
/mlpol/ will never be forgotten
Speaking of which
we will see each other again in 2028

>>715500628
More like 0 hours played.

>>715509952
I have this horse. But she looks generic and lame

Which races should I use Taik Shuttle for? She has been jobbing in both dirt and mile.

>>715510192
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler

>>715485808 (OP)
You can never convince me to ever play a gacha.

>>715506025
Just wait until the keibafag horse shows up where It isn't that she feels like she's lost, but that she feels like something is WRONG.

>>715509056
Air Groove, borrow a parent with sprint spark.

>>715505757
Finales are whatever you raced the most on through the career
Haru has 3 Sprints and 2 Miles as goals, just race more generic Sprints to ensure her finale are Sprints

HOW DO I DO IT
HOW DO I COMPLETE VODKA'S GOALS

>my only semi-successful run was Bakushin with her meme build, Scarlet which I didn't knew how I did it and Makitane-- which I did it first time but can't recreate it anymore
I feel like an ape playing this.

>>715486439
I am quite fond of these cartoon horses.

>>715486439
which one deserves the jar?

>>715511621
Tokai Teio

>>715510686
>Survive early game
>Power and stamina
>NEVER FUCKING LATE SURGE, always Pace
>after some solid stats during year 2 just race her non-stop

Done

>>715511849
>>NEVER FUCKING LATE SURGE, always Pace
does her skill event trigger like that?

>>715512137
Her skill is meh to begin with, it's basically a backup if she falls behind

>>715512829
then I dunno what I did when I played her career, every time her skill triggered she ended first with 5L distance or more

>>715485808 (OP)
Can I literally have sex and start a family with the horse girls? Otherwise, no thanks.

>Christmas Event
>Symboli Rudolf invites me to dance with her on the roof while she's blushing

fellas, what did the Emperor mean by this?

>>715513190
That there's no escape

>>715485808 (OP)
Does it have a server emulator?
That's the only way to play gachas,

>>715509225
Nah it's definitely got a hell of a marketing push behind it. The game is mediocre slop and incredibly fucking greedy past the initial early game.

Which most people won't know about because they'll have dropped it out of boredom by that point and moved on to the next FOTM. But the shill-net has been cast large enough to wrangle enough retards so it won't matter.

>>715485808 (OP)
I'm never playing another gacha. Played a bunch of them. Never again.

>>715504701
So many promising late surger careers cockblocked by Wild Turkey and friends

Anyone here got a 3 power spark horse? I'll use yours for my eugenics program instead of a random discord guy.

>yfw finding out what "going to America" is a euphemism for

>>715505912
>adidas adios pro
not my king halo

>>715509127
Don't sweat it anon. At least one of those is McQueen's so those ones aren't your fault.

>>715486439
Thats touhou thoughever.

>>715516450
an euphemism for what?

>>715505990
It's funny how MLP, anime, HOI IV and TF2 seems to share the exact same demographics. Either you are a would be statistic tranny or a chud. No in-between

>>715493393
And how is that not an impact? To this day even gen alpha has heard the bronies reign of terror over 2010's internet while other fandom like Homestuck simply fades away to obscurity.

>>715510693
Gold chip is an agent of chaos.

>>715509225
retards will call you schizophrenic but you're right, it's mediocre and is shit for your time even by gacha standards. at least the character designs and fanart are nice.

>>715489731
>kinda midslop ngl
fr skibidi on god nocap blud

Goo-goo babies

>>715485808 (OP)
she didn't say that

Am I bad at the game, or is it normal to have multiple failed careers?

>>715485808 (OP)
Only if you include Filho da Puta

>>715527462
your cards probably suck

from what I've seen you train the girls and raise their stats randomly, does that mean that you can potentially ruin your character and have to roll for another copy to start fresh again?

>>715528149
>and have to roll for another copy to start fresh again
No, you just start a new career with the same character

>>715485808 (OP)
I was going to until I found out it was gacha

>>715528212
don't you only get three chances at the career though?

>>715528604
As in alarm clocks to reset a lost race. You have as many as you do alarm clocks. You never lose a character after failing a career so you can fail a career and then start that same girl's career as many times as you want. No need to roll for her again.

>>715486712
>VN
I haven't read a single line of dialog in this game and I'm playing it just fine

>>715505990
those things are not mutually exclusive

>>715486439
That's Splatoon actually

>>715508758
I feel phyiscal anger when I see ugly "people" like this. Some primal instinct in me wants to kill him. Why am I like this?

>>715485808 (OP)
HCF Musume

>>715510686
If you're having trouble you can probably bruteforce it by getting better legacies and letting them handle one of your stats
Like having 7-9* on a given stat will basically let you ignore training for it for a good while if not the whole run. Will definitely free up a card slot that's for sure

>>715505912
I like your brother

>>715531493
jrpg villain mindset