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Anonymous No.714042929 >>714042976 >>714043045 >>714043114 >>714043278 >>714043520 >>714045361 >>714046610 >>714048194 >>714048943 >>714049986 >>714052103 >>714052116 >>714054605 >>714054737 >>714065184 >>714065578 >>714066379 >>714068430 >>714069149 >>714069263 >>714076289 >>714077235 >>714078110 >>714079094
Be careful when training your horse girl.
Uma Musume.
Anonymous No.714042970
Anonymous No.714042976 >>714043119 >>714052708 >>714063747 >>714067041 >>714067082 >>714072042 >>714074352
>>714042929 (OP)
Aren't horses well known for being complete assholes?
Anonymous No.714043045
>>714042929 (OP)
Based Scarlet making him tap.
Anonymous No.714043114 >>714067231
>>714042929 (OP)
https://youtu.be/4wOMfFaLE-U?si=-fnlwOECzqFlARvV
Great beginner's guide to Pretty Derby and an introduction to all the mechanics, career mode, menu and skills etc. Very well done and would recommend this for anyone starting out.
Anonymous No.714043119
>>714042976
Varies on the horse. Many of them are pretty rude though. If they're too aggressive they'll tend to get gelded which calms them down a fair bit, though with race horses especially that isn't desirable since it lowers their value as potential sires down the line.
Anonymous No.714043143 >>714043504 >>714044128
Should I be buying things from the daily sale?
Anonymous No.714043278
>>714042929 (OP)
Need a cute Uma to rear kick me and have me eating out of a straw
Anonymous No.714043504
>>714043143
No reason not to, though it'll take a while to add a star to an uma with just buying them from the daily sales.
Anonymous No.714043520
>>714042929 (OP)
Do umamusume beat you to death if you're a quickshot?
Anonymous No.714043592 >>714043684
Mihono Bourbon Factoids

>Mihono Bourbon’s pedigree suggests a short/mile/speed aptitude but his trainer, Toyama Tameo (Referenced in season 2 of the anime), wanted to lengthen his distance range and started doing hardcore Sparta training on him.
>In contrast to regular horses, who would probably not be able to handle more than one slope training session a day, Mihono Bourbon managed to handle four of them a day with ease (and even five at one point), making people wonder if he was actually a real horse.
>After his training, he always eats a lot of grass.
>Despite all the controversial Sparta training he was put through, he was obedient and complied with all this.
>His nicknames?
>Cyborg: People speculated that Mihono Bourbon was not a real horse because of how hard his training was and because of his very bulky body, which influences horse girl Mihono Bourbon’s personality.
>Incline Prodigy: Because of how many slope training sessions he had a day, he managed to do very well on racecourses with hills. This is her Uma Musume nickname.
>Precise Machinery: He is able to run at about the same pace from start to finish.
>The Winds of Sparta: His JRA catchphrase.
>The Chestnut Super Express: Because of his chestnut coloured hair.
>After retiring, Mihono Bourbon became very lazy (probably due to the Spartan training he received before). He also likes to slide his body through the floor under a side lying position because he's too lazy to get up and walk (don’t ask me how, but he just did it).
>Kind of just a lazy fuck to begin with before he became a racehorse. Doesn’t really like to move or interact with other horses at all.
>Mihono Bourbon enjoys the cool air from a blowing fan. The fan that used to make his life comfortable is still preserved in the stable that used to house him, and was one of the items being exhibited in the “Mihono Bourbon Memorial Room”.
Anonymous No.714043618 >>714043687 >>714044049 >>714047459
Golshi bros?
Anonymous No.714043684 >>714043865
>>714043592
Bourbon is so fucking autistic.
Anonymous No.714043687
>>714043618
Average Golshi Behaviour.
Anonymous No.714043750 >>714043804 >>714044725
I should keep this right?
Anonymous No.714043797
Nice wife
Anonymous No.714043804
>>714043750
Super Creek is probably the most important card atm so as long as you have that I'd say you're set.
Anonymous No.714043865
>>714043684
Pretty much. Endless talent in a lazy body and unsociable body.
Anonymous No.714043909
Put in Manhattan Cafe or riot
Anonymous No.714044049 >>714048729
>>714043618
She is always like that. That's why we love her.
Anonymous No.714044128
>>714043143
Clocks, Clocks, Clocks. No matter what you can never have too may of them especially when needing to restart a race.
Anonymous No.714044137
Who the FUCK put pickles on Urara's burger the day of her big race? I swear if she loses...
Anonymous No.714044223
Claw Machine is so fun. I swear Umamusume is very much a fun game full of weird randomness and mini-games.
Anonymous No.714044282 >>714044369
Is Gold Ship retarded?
Anonymous No.714044289
Does anyone have the screenshot of the anime when the trainer talks about the whole teaming leaving and how Gold Ship is the only one who stayed?
Anonymous No.714044369
>>714044282
No she just pretends to be.
Anonymous No.714044627
Any cool rice shower facts or those have already been posted in another thread?
Anonymous No.714044725 >>714045573
>>714043750
It's pretty good but if you wanna reroll some more just link a password and write down the I.D number. Then just clear data if you feel like going for more rolls
Anonymous No.714044921 >>714045197
Horse girls have genuinely soothed my cold, empty heart. I feel like deleting all my NTR/NTR-adjacent porn and turning over a new page.
Anonymous No.714045051 >>714045164 >>714045530 >>714071268
Rice Shower Factoids (1/2)

>Name origin: A rice shower is customary in westernised weddings, where guests will throw rice at a newly married couple to bless them with eternal happiness.
>The blue flare in her eyes seen in the anime is a reference to the IRL JRA’s commercial series, "The Winner", which aired in 2012.
>The Commercial in question presented them with the following

"In the 1993 Spring Tennou Sho,
With a strained body being possessed by demon,
This dark black stayer prevented Mejiro McQueen’s third consecutive wins.
Was he a heel, or a hero? Was it a nightmare, or a miracle?
The name for the winning horse was…

RICE SHOWER"

>Fan opinion surrounding Rice Shower was much like it is in the anime. Viewed as a show-stealing killjoy that prevented the fan-favourite's from receiving their accolade's. Rice Shower was called a 'Heel' and the 'Black Assassin' by the press.
>Their Jockey, Matoba, found this incredibly insulting.
>Though it just made them train Rice even harder after over-coming Bourbon, akin to how Rice motivated herself in the show.
Anonymous No.714045164 >>714045530 >>714071268
>>714045051
Rice Shower Factoids (2/2)

>When the training was complete and the horse appeared for his race against McQueen, fans in attendance, commentators and Matoba himself were imposed upon by it's awesome presence.
>"What a beast, an incredible creature. When you approach him you can almost see fire bursting out from it. I am a bit terrified, like what I am about to ride is not a horse, but something superior. If I did not please him I probably would get a finger or toe bitten off.” - Matoba
>McQueen, like in the anime, seemed afraid to enter the starting gate. It's possible it felt Shower's immense will to win. Or maybe it was hungry or something.
>After it's win, there wasn't positive reception like in the show. Instead fans were only more angry about Shower 'stealing' from McQueen.
>"All racing horses (and jockeys) were desperately aiming for wins. No one should be called a heel for that.” - Matoba
>Not long after this incredible victory however, tragedy struck
>Rice Shower was initially not going to run in the Takarazuka Kinen at first— However, his owner wanted to boost his value as a sire and in order for that, his horse needed to win a mid-distance race. Therefore, he chose the Takarazuka Kinen as Rice Shower’s retirement race.
>During the race Rice would collapse, suffering a double injury to it's front legs. A tent was brought out for the sake of privacy and Shower was euthanized.
>Reception toward Rice Shower had very slowly begun to swing out of the unfair hatred aimed toward it, with it's demise causing a total shift.
>Remembered today with these words from the JRA commercials, spoken as well in the anime by Bourbon.
>“You are not a heel, you are a hero.”
Anonymous No.714045197
>>714044921
Anonymous No.714045203
Fuck horse girls.
Anonymous No.714045361
>>714042929 (OP)
I think I prefer the game models over the anime...
Anonymous No.714045413
Horse pussy
Anonymous No.714045530 >>714045715
>>714045051
>>714045164
>that ending
>“You are not a heel, you are a hero.”
I already felt bad for in-game rice shower
I was not ready to also cry for the IRL version god damn it...
Anonymous No.714045532 >>714052080
Anyone have advice for building Nice Nature? I've tried her campaign 3 times now, and no matter how well I seem to be doing she always jobs hard at the Kikuka Sho
I NEED to see this stupid self-deprecating horse achieve her dreams, damn it
Anonymous No.714045573
>>714044725
I spent more than 2 hours rerolling and it was the first time Creek showed up so I think I'm good
Anonymous No.714045582 >>714048596
kek
Anonymous No.714045715
>>714045530
Rice Shower's story is pretty damn sad. All the more so perhaps because it was only given wide-spread positive coverage after it's collapse. Hated in life, beloved in death. Thankfully the Uma version can subvert that fate. A second chance for the hero dismissed as a heel.
Anonymous No.714045770 >>714046814 >>714047941
I'm still rerolling.
this didn't seem good enough
Anonymous No.714045861 >>714046189
Anonymous No.714046189 >>714046608
>>714045861
nice
Anonymous No.714046383 >>714046464
Maruzensky Factoids

>Completely Undefeated Across His Entire Career. (8 wins, 0 losses).
>Name origin: A modification of his father’s name, Nijinsky.
>He was named before he was born. If the foal turned out to be a filly, she would have been called “Miss Maruzen.”
>Her first skill animation is a reference to his nickname back in his time,“ Super Car”. At the time, super cars were just starting to be manufactured and the Lamborghini Miura was the first car produced during 1966-1973. His dominance and the fact that his jockey’s racing silk has very similar colours to the Miura were the reasons he attained the nickname.
>He also had another nickname: Black Ship (referencing the black ships that came from the United States to Japan in the 1800s. Maruzensky was brought over from the US). This was in part given in genuine contempt.
Anonymous No.714046434
is this rape?
Anonymous No.714046464 >>714079752
>>714046383

(2/2)

>In the game, there are two events that mirror his racing life:
>In the Spring Stakes, there will only be five racers. During that time, nobody wanted to race against Maruzensky (due to fear of it's dominance) so most owners withdrew their horses from the race.
>In the Derby where they will always race in the outer-most gate, which is very disadvantageous for Maruzensky’s escapist strategy. As Maruzensky was a foreign born horse and there were restrictions on foreign horses during that time, nobody would allow him to run in the classic races despite his record. His jockey, Wataru Nakano, was very depressed, saying, “It’s okay to place him in the outermost gate. He won’t be in the way of anyone. We don’t need the prize money either, we just want to exhibit his strength. So please let Maruzensky run in the Derby.”
>Wataru's pleas went unheard, and they were denied the Honour of a Derby Run. (They'd probably have won).
>He is the oldest racehorse to be adapted into the game so far (though not the oldest horse out-right, that goes to one of the three goddesses).
>Currently has the most descendants in the game. With the addition of Special Week’s daughters, Maruzensky currently has the longest generational span in Uma Musume.
>A couple of his off-spring have gone on to win the Derby, in a way making up for the managerial errs of the past.
Anonymous No.714046608
>>714046189
Anonymous No.714046610 >>714046846 >>714046908
>>714042929 (OP)
do you think in the uma musume world there was ever a #metoo sort of movement where a bunch of retired horse girls opened up about how they got molested by their trainers back in the day
Anonymous No.714046814
>>714045770
rerollGOD. you can go deeper, i believe in you
Anonymous No.714046846
>>714046610
It's a very happy go lucky setting so I doubt it.
Anonymous No.714046908
>>714046610
it would be more like penthouse forum than metoo
Anonymous No.714047273 >>714047362
Nice Nature Factoids (1/2)

>His nickname is “Mr. Number 3” and “Bronze Collector”, for usually finishing in third in races (especially Arima Kinen).
>Nice Nature is one of the three horses that made to the JRA fan voting “Top 100 20th century dream horse” lists that had never won a GI title (he ranked in 71st).
>Among all of the horses that had never won a GI title in Japan, Nice Nature won the most prize money.
>This title, however, was taken by Deep Bond in May 2023.
>Has a leg belt on her left leg, because her IRL counterpart has an injury on his left leg too.
>Had a very strong relationship with his trainer and stablekeeper, Baba Hideki.
>When Nice Nature was being selfish due to temperament issues, Baba did not get angry with him and was patient. Eventually, this soothed Nice Nature and he would walk behind Baba without any reins.
>Eventually, it got to the point that Nice Nature could walk behind him without a tug.
Anonymous No.714047321
BA got mogged so hard
Anonymous No.714047362 >>714049783
>>714047273

(2/2)

>Nice Nature would refuse to race, train nor even play if Baba wasn't close-by. Shigeru Inagaki commented that, “It is very rare for a horse and a person to have that much trust in each other.”
>Before the week of a race, Baba would mix pit viper powder into Nice Nature’s feed (which is good for horse’s health). Pit viper powder costs 15,000 yen per serving but Baba paid for them out of his own pockets.
>Upon discovering the leg injury that would cause Nice Nature to retire, and despite it being so small that it would be okay for him to race in the Arima Kinen to create the record, Baba pleaded to Yoshiharu Matsunaga to let Nice Nature retire with tears in his eyes. And trainer Matsunaga replied: “If it’s a request from you (Baba), the man who knows Nice Nature the most in this world, then I have to comply.”
>The reason why Baba grew very concerned was because he saw what happened to Rice Shower in the 1995 Takarazuka Kinen.
>Nice Nature was a very popular and beloved horse. Many fans would send letters to the training centre to express their gratitude to Nice Nature because they had been encouraged by the horse. He was the most visited horse at Ritto Training Center at the time.
>Nice Nature has long served as the model horse to promote welfare programs for retired horses. Every year on his birthday, there’s a crowdfunding to gather money to help the retired horses. Usually it gathers about a million yen. However, the popularity of Uma Musume boosted that money significantly. His 2021 crowdfunding gathered near 36 million yen, in 2022 it boosted to 54 million yen.
>Nice Nature was usually paired with another retired horse - Meteor Shower (currently 27 years old), in the retirement farm. He used to have a third companion named Saint Missile, who has now passed away.
>Nice Nature and Meteor Shower fought for carrots all the time.
>And Nice Nature could get very frustrated if Meteor Shower wasn't in sight.
Anonymous No.714047459
>>714043618
i actually laughed out loud
Anonymous No.714047747 >>714047891
i want to bakushin all over Sakura Bakushin O's bakushins
Anonymous No.714047891 >>714048132
>>714047747
Only if you say Bakushin over and over while doing it.
Anonymous No.714047941
>>714045770
just stick with one Fine Motion or Super Creek dude, you can just buddy support the other one
Anonymous No.714048132
>>714047891
goes without saying. i've actually been saying "bakushin bakushin shin shin" all day because that retarded song wont bakushin out of my fucking head.
Anonymous No.714048186
>day 4
> still no top gun
Anonymous No.714048194 >>714048535 >>714050421
>>714042929 (OP)
How do I get girls to do this to me
Anonymous No.714048325 >>714048524 >>714049252
have the devs ever brought up adding the legendary American horses like Secretariat
Anonymous No.714048394
>be in Japan
>literally no porn for this
gay shit
Anonymous No.714048424
Stamina is needed for mile (250), medium (400) and long (600)

Wit is needed for skill activation (aim for 500)

Stats needed for styles are
Front: Speed = guts > power
Pace: Speed > power > guts
Late: Speed = power > guts
End: Power > speed > guts
Anonymous No.714048524 >>714048794
>>714048325
>Secretariat
>Shows up
>Wins
>Leaves without further comment.

>Huge titties btw
Anonymous No.714048535
>>714048194
trainer-san... you just have to ask...
Anonymous No.714048538
Anonymous No.714048596 >>714048864
>>714045582
Why is Spe so FAT
Anonymous No.714048707 >>714048830
what does recreation do? just improve the mood?
Anonymous No.714048729 >>714048894
>>714044049
English version is out?
Anonymous No.714048794
>>714048524
Would roll
Anonymous No.714048830
>>714048707
also recovers energy a bit... but only sometimes because fuck you
Anonymous No.714048864
>>714048596
Just the absolute FATTEST FUCK
Anonymous No.714048894 >>714049413
>>714048729
why do you think there's been nonstop threads for this game all of a sudden?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3224770/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby/
Anonymous No.714048943
>>714042929 (OP)
>nose finish after 3 2nds in UNA semifinals
Bakushin Baku'd her last Shin.......
Anonymous No.714049072 >>714049308
Stop bullying Rice Shower.
Anonymous No.714049252
>>714048325
Would probably be a nightmare to get the rights to do so.
Anonymous No.714049308 >>714069974
>>714049072
Anonymous No.714049320 >>714049478
>be a retard
>lay around all day until it’s time you handlers bring you a new horse to fuck
Living the life.
Anonymous No.714049396
Actual races are rng as fuck but so many of them feel like winning at 1 HP
Anonymous No.714049413
>>714048894
i dont know I am in Japan right now I dont check /v/
Anonymous No.714049432
>wanna play global
>look at my jp horses
>stats makes newbie horse look like a joke
Anonymous No.714049478 >>714049547 >>714050342
>>714049320
Oddly enough, there's a decent number of stud horses who seem to not really like the whole process. Gold Ship is one of the few that's turbo into it.
Anonymous No.714049492 >>714049569
So how long until people get bored of this form gacha.
Anonymous No.714049547
>>714049478
He is literally me.
Anonymous No.714049569
>>714049492
whats a form gacha
Anonymous No.714049761 >>714049835 >>714049851 >>714051275 >>714076063
They've put up the series' songs on Spotify, weren't there before besides Oguri Cap's song. Any recs? My favorite artists are Oasis and daoko, my favorite OST is MGS2.
Anonymous No.714049783 >>714049962
>>714047362
>pit viper powder
Can a supplement chud give me a QRD on this?
Anonymous No.714049835
>>714049761
Unlimited Impact
Anonymous No.714049836 >>714050043
Tachyon ended my career
Anonymous No.714049840 >>714059251 >>714059442
How much work will it be to take HaruUrara to the top?
Anonymous No.714049851 >>714050118 >>714050678 >>714063468
>>714049761
Umapyoi. It was composed by the guy who composed for Metal Gear Solid 5.
Anonymous No.714049959 >>714050192 >>714051370 >>714054409
Is she good ingame?
Anonymous No.714049962
>>714049783
It's a traditional Asian medicine meme that doesn't really have a lot of substantial backing from the scientific community. I have no idea if it'd actually do anything positive for a horse but I kind of doubt it. Not shocked some old Oji-San was putting it in his horse's oats bowl though.
Anonymous No.714049986
>>714042929 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
Anonymous No.714050043
>>714049836
>Agnes cucking her own daughter out of the big W

Family bonding of a sort, I suppose.
Anonymous No.714050118 >>714063468
>>714049851
MGS5's OST is complete ass
I like Umapyoi however
Anonymous No.714050192 >>714063335
>>714049959
She is but her scenario is pretty hard compared to other umas
Anonymous No.714050197 >>714050572
The beginning of a life-long rivalry.
Anonymous No.714050342
>>714049478
>wait around in a stable all day
>stable goons bring in a beautiful mare
>"wow, finally!"
>they then lead her away and halfheartedly jack you off into a plastic bag
I'd be mad too if I was a horse
Anonymous No.714050409
NOOOO MY 3600M WINNER!!!
Anonymous No.714050421
>>714048194
spy on them when they're using the wc
Anonymous No.714050572 >>714050792
>>714050197
Kinda weird to think they all live amongst their parents and grandparents
Anonymous No.714050678 >>714063468
>>714049851
Harry Gregson Williams?
Anonymous No.714050792 >>714050949 >>714074268 >>714074532
>>714050572
Symboli Rudolf will be student council president till the end of time. Tracen Academy requires quite a bit of 'don't think' even within it's own unique canon.
Anonymous No.714050949 >>714051492
>>714050792
Have they ever acknowledged family?
Anonymous No.714050954 >>714051103
should I be doing races when I dont need fans or just focus on training?
Anonymous No.714051087
I got a bad feeling
Anonymous No.714051103
>>714050954
if the training is shit g1's are always worth doing
Anonymous No.714051158 >>714051280 >>714051710
So what's the gameplay loop in this? I saw a post saying it's roguelite? I liked s1 of the anime when it aired
Anonymous No.714051275
>>714049761
based Daoko fan
Anonymous No.714051280 >>714051907
>>714051158
Monster rancher raising sim roguelite
Play out the horse’s scenario that largely follows their real career while training and taking care of them until you win the big final tournament
Anonymous No.714051370 >>714051435 >>714063335
>>714049959
she's my uma wife but I failed to get 8/8 goals 5 times and gave up. Cleared them easily as Bakushin and Shuttle. I'll try again with more SSR support cards
Anonymous No.714051435
>>714051370
Anonymous No.714051436 >>714051492
It's a messy mixed bag.

You've got the 'vague feeling' type of familial shout-out. Whenever Bakushin and Kitasan Black interact, they'll both note feeling something 'familiar' about each other- Which never gets expanded upon, only really relevant to people who know Bakushin is Kitasan's grand-dad IRL. You'll also get plenty of interactions of Agnes doting on Scarlet, but they'll never just out-right say it's because they're kin.

Then you get the 'direct' types. Like the Mejiro's, who all openly acknowledge each other as family. Because other-wise it'd be hard to get around the fact that they're all wearing the same name. Goldship being related to McQueen is never brought up though (but is the writing room motivation behind having them mess with each other so much).

Then you've got the cases where the anime/game will invent family for the horse girls. But even those figures will tend to be references to trainers, jockeys or owners in some way, shape or form.
Anonymous No.714051492
>>714051436
Meant for >>714050949
Anonymous No.714051540 >>714051868
Reminder all umas with a right-side hair ornament has a fat horse cock
Anonymous No.714051629
End the ruse. Make her playable.
Anonymous No.714051710 >>714051907
>>714051158
It's a training sim. You "build" your horse girl during each run. It's basically a game about resource management, decision making and randomness mitigation. The sum of your decisions and the different random events are then regularly tested during races (that you don't play).
Succesful runs can lead directly or indirectly to more ways to improve your build, the most important of them being resources for gacha pulls.
Anonymous No.714051720 >>714051827 >>714051840
>doing run
>get event from a support card I don't have
>it's a witch horse
>with a big witch hat
redpill me on her, is she cool
I have a weakness for cool hats
Anonymous No.714051827
>>714051720
chuuni kid on the road to health issues down the line because she refuses to eat her veggies
Anonymous No.714051840 >>714052217
>>714051720
This one?
Anonymous No.714051868
>>714051540
And? Get them in the breeding pens and sire me a fucking winner
Anonymous No.714051907 >>714051936 >>714053610
>>714051710
>>714051280
There is no like permadeath right? (Once a girl loses her race she retires or whatever?
Anonymous No.714051936
>>714051907
No, they won't Silence Suzuka you.
Anonymous No.714052080
>>714045532
I had decent success from getting her to inherit an A in pace and trying to build skills and stats around pace. Got 1st in almost everything except some trash race early on and the Arima Kinen (2nd place), but ultimately jobbed at the URA Finale Finals. I presume my mistake there was that I didn't get enough skills on her, and ended up with more stamina than was necessary due to having some nice stamina skills--too many stamina skills, even.
Anonymous No.714052103 >>714067081
>>714042929 (OP)
>pantyhose under shorts
I wish western girls did this shit more often.
Asian girls do it all the time and its HOT AS FUCK
Anonymous No.714052116
>>714042929 (OP)
imagine the smell
Anonymous No.714052217 >>714052305
>>714051840
are you implying there are other horses wearing witch hats
Anonymous No.714052278
I need her.
Anonymous No.714052305
>>714052217
At Halloween time, anything is possible.
Anonymous No.714052351 >>714052479 >>714052502
Some of these generic umas are pretty cute. Are they also based on real ones? It'd be neat to see a custom uma maker somewhere down the line.
Anonymous No.714052446
Does each career progress the same for each individual Uma on repeats? I was like 20 points shy of a great skill, did and optional race, and then the next two story races are back to back and I get fucked by ruining my mood and health for running 3 in a row. How am I supposed to know how far apart the next races are?
Anonymous No.714052479
>>714052351
The generic's are a mix of: A: Totally made up or B: They couldn't get the rights to a real horse so they replaced them with a legally distinct clone.

That being said, Happy Meek- Director Kiryuin's horse- While originally completely fictional has inspired a real horse to be named that. Which is pretty funny.
Anonymous No.714052502 >>714052657
>>714052351
>Some of these generic umas are pretty cute.
In the official youtube upload of Road to the Top you can turn on the live chat and see a lot of japanese comments mentionioning how the "mobs" (background umas) are cute, seems like you aren't alone.
Anonymous No.714052657 >>714058562
>>714052502
Relic Earth (A legally distinct stand-in for the horse Legacy World) was a really cool design. Kinda hope if they ever get the rights to Legacy World they'll keep the design.
Anonymous No.714052708
>>714042976
Zebras are complete assholes. A good horse will have your back if it likes you.
Anonymous No.714053409 >>714054183
I hate the director and the stupid cat on her head
Anonymous No.714053610
>>714051907
even if she doesn't do well, she just retires and has a happy life afterwards

they're horses though if she breaks a leg though then you have to put her down. You can do it yourself in a little minigame type thing with a captive bolt pistol or you can choose to not do it but that always leads to her suffering and soon dying on her own anyways so you should never pick that option unless you're a coward
Anonymous No.714053726
People dislike the director? She's adorable. I hope we get a "romance" route support card with her like we did with Kiryuin
Anonymous No.714053814
Anonymous No.714054001 >>714054174 >>714054290
:)
Anonymous No.714054031
forced thread
no one likes pretty derby because it is BAD
Anonymous No.714054134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8PQexPl6Ns
Anonymous No.714054174
>>714054001
I am UMAD >:(
Anonymous No.714054183 >>714054593 >>714062768
>>714053409
How could you hate this creature?
Anonymous No.714054290
>>714054001
Explode 爆死
Anonymous No.714054409
>>714049959
she's the first I beat the URA with. My fucking GOAT
Anonymous No.714054593
>>714054183
She owes me pizza
Anonymous No.714054605
>>714042929 (OP)
Oh, come on! Centaurs are commonly accepted enough that even normgroids latch onto them. Why the "anime girl with animal ears" thing?
Anonymous No.714054638 >>714054907 >>714055278
I finished all of my wife’s career goals just to not make it past the first URA race. I failed her bros.
Anonymous No.714054737 >>714055404 >>714055728 >>714061160
>>714042929 (OP)
>really like the sound of this game since I'm a big monster rancher fan and enjoyed the uma anime
>all this talk about rerolling/monetization/dailies/etc put me off
>Kernel Level Anti-Cheat slams the final nail into the coffin of being unwilling to install it in my computer
Fuck, I really wish this was a single player thing with no online.
Anonymous No.714054907
>>714054638
You'll get her there, she deserves it
Anonymous No.714055278 >>714056121 >>714057381
>>714054638
Do you have a consistent build for her right now or are you like me and you just clock it until you make it?
Anonymous No.714055404 >>714055668 >>714055701
>>714054737
Do you not have a phone?
Anonymous No.714055592 >>714055829
that blonde masked lady just fucked up my goldship run gives?
Anonymous No.714055668
>>714055404
No, fuck phones.
Anonymous No.714055701
>>714055404
neigh
Anonymous No.714055728
>>714054737
This is the easiest game to reroll ever, it takes like 3 minutes because they added a "Skip Tutorial" option after you do it once.
It's true that it's a gacha, but each run feels surprisingly like a traditional game.
Anonymous No.714055829
>>714055592
Blonde woman will fuck you up most of the time. Technically the chance ain't 100% but out of all options only the pink/energy one is the one most will pick if at all - cause it has the highest chance for a positive outcome. The rest are extremely risky gambles
Anonymous No.714055865 >>714055917
>front runner
>in lead by 1L out of last corner
>no Red Ace proc
>no Homestretch Haste proc
>no Final Push proc
>no The View from the Lead is Mine proc
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.714055917 >>714055972 >>714066389
>>714055865
>I'm a retard that posted the wrong screenshot
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Anonymous No.714055972 >>714056204
>>714055917
No progs? How is her wit?
Anonymous No.714056107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h0Ht6JyCxc&
Anonymous No.714056121
>>714055278
I don't have a consistent build at all, it was only my second run with her. I only had to use one clock on the spring Tenno Sho thankfully, so I had a couple left for the finale races but it just didn't work out. I think the beginning of the career probably hurt a lot in the long run maybe. She only finished 4th in her debut race and then when I was getting fans for the next goal she was running horribly in the races. I feel like I wasted too many turns having to do extra races instead of training. You should have seen the autumn Tenno Sho though, she ran an absolutely perfect race, I was so proud.
Anonymous No.714056186
Teio campaign is so fucking hard I dread this shit dozen of tries and I still hasn't reached the URA festival yet
Anonymous No.714056204
>>714055972
382, I was getting pretty consistent 2, sometimes 3 of the 4 for the previous races. Is there some sort of Wit vs opponent wit where the higher theirs is the less you proc?
Can't be that mad for losing on race 9/9 on my first career after I reset to re-roll today.
Anonymous No.714056523
Haru Urara Love
Anonymous No.714056628
If I had a horse girl I would name her Look Out He's Got A Gun
Anonymous No.714057078 >>714057135
Is there any reason to do non-goal races? Seems like something a wit-focused trainee does to get the skill points for something essential for the build.
Anonymous No.714057135
>>714057078
Some of the secret events require running optional races.
You also need to farm fans to reach the fan requirement threshold to level up your uma's unique skill.
Anonymous No.714057229
the loathsome hamburger helper
Anonymous No.714057247
>Urara career
>favorite to win race
>comes dead last
I'm going to push this cute retard down the stairs, fuck your lore accuracy
Anonymous No.714057381
>>714055278
McQueen is difficult because her unique skill while strong is super finicky to activate. It *only* activates going around the final corner, and requires her to be neck and neck to another racer. This means there's two scenarios where it activates, either she's passing someone and the field is wide open (meaning she probably didn't need her unique to win and she's just flexing) or she's stuck in a crowd going around the final corner (meaning that there's a very high chance she gets blocked and the skill gets wasted)
Unironically one of the best strategies for McQueen is to inherit a more reliable unique, especially if you're just looking to do is clear URA
Anonymous No.714057824 >>714058021
Fuck this bitch ass horse.
Anonymous No.714058021 >>714058129 >>714058185
>>714057824
>Tell you to get fans
>Don't get enough fans
>Fail
Stop blaming the horse for human faliure.
Anonymous No.714058034 >>714058258
So do uma girls just do it with human men? Do trainers just fuck their girls and shit? I remember reading that horses dont exist in uma musume
Anonymous No.714058129 >>714058182
>>714058021
Why is she spreading her ass?
Anonymous No.714058171
https://x.com/OrbiVN/status/1939450204027023771
Anonymous No.714058182 >>714058309
>>714058129
(You) are her wingman, you're supposed to look out for her 6.
Anonymous No.714058185 >>714058373
>>714058021
>do race to gain fans
>bitch ass horse loses
>do another race
>bitch ass horse loses again
>do another race
Guess what happened?
Anonymous No.714058258
>>714058034
Yes, only female Umas exist and they can only be born from another Uma mother. They have to have sex with human men to keep their race going, but Umas can also give birth to regular humans, so it's not 100% guaranteed that the baby will be an Uma.
Anonymous No.714058309 >>714058441
>>714058182
Putting 6 kids in her
Anonymous No.714058373 >>714058441
>>714058185
Sounds like a skill issue to me.
Anonymous No.714058441
>>714058309
>>714058373
sexxxxx
Anonymous No.714058562 >>714058902
>>714052657
>Relic Earth (A legally distinct stand-in for the horse Legacy World)
why are horses named like that instead of just "Johnny", "Rebecca"
Anonymous No.714058645 >>714060608 >>714066508 >>714078098
Anonymous No.714058902
>>714058562
Because then there'd be fifty different Johnnys and Rebeccas in the records to sift through
Anonymous No.714058926 >>714059093
Who got the actual support card tier list?
Anonymous No.714059093 >>714065021
>>714058926
>S tier, you wont make it without them tier
Super Creek and Fine Motion

>reroll until you get Super Creek and Fine Motion tier
the rest
Anonymous No.714059251
>>714049840
Probably really hard but if she won't give up so should you
Anonymous No.714059353
THIS IS MY WIFE!!
Anonymous No.714059372
I am making it bros
Anonymous No.714059442
>>714049840
You can kinda cheese her way to victory, you just put her as Front runner and just spam Speed stat. Her races are almost all Sprint so she won't need the stamina at all, and since she is running in front she won't need Power to push through anyone as long as she's fast as fuck, just adjust your cards to give front runners and sprint support.
Anonymous No.714059729
That feeling of watching your uma come back and win is so good. I'm really enjoying the game
Anonymous No.714059796
Finally won my first career run! THAT'S MY FUCKIN' GIRL; NUMBER 1 UMAMUSUME BABYYYYYY
I was genuinely worried she'd choke in the URA Finale Finals since she was clearly understatted (in everything except speed) and I'd needed to burn my last two retries getting through the qualifiers and semifinals, but no, she popped like 6 skills and annihilated the competition. I am so goddamn proud of her
Also it was kinda amusing how many free stats they gave out AFTER all the races were done. I guess it's to buff her up for the team race stuff?
Anonymous No.714059892 >>714060431
>still yet to win the final race
Is this game the Dark Souls of gacha games?
Anonymous No.714060431
>>714059892
No, it's the Elden Ring of gacha.
Anonymous No.714060608 >>714060621 >>714066508
>>714058645
Anon, this is a cow. Wrong thread.
Anonymous No.714060621
>>714060608
Anonymous No.714060720 >>714061004
So you can get a guaranteed 3 stars ticket if you complete all the missions in the Special tab.

Can you do all those races in the Career mode, or are some of them hidden in the other modes like daily race, etc?
Anonymous No.714061004
>>714060720
You do them in career mode.
Anonymous No.714061160
>>714054737
I think the anti-cheat might not actually be there because the game never gave me a UAC prompt and the game works fine on steam deck despite that anti-cheat being incompatible.
Anonymous No.714062768
>>714054183
flat pecorine love
Anonymous No.714063201
IT'S STUCK
I DON'T EVEN LIKE IDOLSHIT
BUT IT'S FUCKING STUCK
HAPPY HAPPY DARLING
SAN NI ICHI GO FIGHT
UPPY UPPY HONEY
SAN NI ICHI
UUUUUUUUUUUUU
FIGHT
Anonymous No.714063313 >>714064272
Is it me or is Sakura Bakushin's career some sort of easy mode?
I didn't try rerolling or anything yet I managed to reach the Ura semi finals on my first try with her, while other girls got eliminated much earlier than that.
Anonymous No.714063335
>>714050192
>>714051370
Well, turns out she is a beast
Anonymous No.714063468
>>714049851
>>714050118
>>714050678
Umapyoi Densetsu was composed by the guy behind Sin's of the Father, who wasn't the main composer behind MGS5 OST.
Anonymous No.714063602
Thank you for all the posts, factoid anon. It's a lot of fun learning of the real counterparts
Anonymous No.714063747
>>714042976
They're pretty based actually, you can even teach them to drink beer. My family used to have a horse who would steal people's beer bottles if they left it on a table or fence.
Anonymous No.714064193
Oh she sings so well
Anonymous No.714064272 >>714064371 >>714064493 >>714064694
>>714063313
Yeah
>whole story revolves around tard-wrangling her into doing what she's best at
>said thing is sprint races
>the only non-sprint races in her career is an unwinnable long race and a bunch of mile races
>stamina/guts are useless when it comes to sprint/mile races, and power is useless for Front Runners, so you can train speed and win effortlessly
Anonymous No.714064371 >>714064836 >>714068339
>>714064272
>stamina/guts are useless when it comes to sprint/mile races, and power is useless for Front Runners, so you can train speed and win effortlessly
Didn't knew power was useless for front runners. Gonna give this a go again tomorrow.
Anonymous No.714064493 >>714064578 >>714064836
>>714064272
What about the other stats? Do I literally just dump everything on speed?
Anonymous No.714064578
>>714064493
For her? Yes. For other horses it depends since you are more likely to get longer races which actually require some stamina.
Anonymous No.714064694
>>714064272
No wonder my Shuttle didn't get further in the URA finals, I gave her stats she didn't need whatsoever
Anonymous No.714064836
>>714064371
It only matters if someone is stealing the lead from you, but in those cases you should have enough power to overtake them since training speed also gives a decent amount of Power.
>>714064493
You should aim for a baseline of 400 Wit so you can reliably activate skills, but you don't really need skills when you're 4 lengths ahead of everyone for the entire race. Like the other anon mentioned, medium/long distance sprinters need 400-600 stamina or enough guts to endure the race, but like I said, Bakushin only does sprint/mile races in her career.
Anonymous No.714064948 >>714065037 >>714065448 >>714065578 >>714082968
I always hated gacha. Its characters (outside of porn), writing, gameplay, monetization etc... But fuck, these horses managed to win me over big time, first with Cinderella Gray and now with their fucking gacha of all things.
I even feel like opening my wallet if getting TM Opera ends up being too difficult.
Anonymous No.714065015
Is there a point to friends other than burrowing their support cards?
Anonymous No.714065021
>>714059093
I got both of them, but didn't get a single SR or SSR speed card, and it feels like my account is still bricked since from the guides I'm reading you're supposed to use 2-3 of them in your deck instead of getting a balanced deck of 1 type of support card each.
Anonymous No.714065037
>>714064948
Make sure to keep some points because more umas will be getting released as all the events and patches come out quicker than they had before global
Anonymous No.714065102 >>714065472
tfw career is going well and then they job on the last race.
Anonymous No.714065115 >>714065215 >>714065747
>King Halo's bitchy mom pisses me off
>Go full in on trying to get Halo everything she deserves
>Double god damn crown
>...
>Her mom still refuses to acknowledge her
>Reporters still favour Spe
>Everyone still calls her a nepo baby

I'm actually malding. You will respect my King RIGHT NOW.
Anonymous No.714065184
>>714042929 (OP)
This is rape
Anonymous No.714065215
>>714065115
oh it's the bitch from that one sr support card
Anonymous No.714065276 >>714065736
They really didn't explain what each stat does properly so you have to kind of guess what they do.
I wish there's an actual stamina, power or speed bar that you can see during the race to get a better visual on how much you need for each type of race or race position so you can easily tell when your speed is dropping because you lack stamina or power to break through the pack for example.
Anonymous No.714065295
Haven't played since JP launch, is Rice Shower's URA scenario still balls to the walls hard? Is the green lady support card meta?
Anonymous No.714065426
Finally got a 2 star speed spark from fortune horse, and also 3 star straightaway adept and accel
Anonymous No.714065448
>>714064948
saar, free voucher next week
Anonymous No.714065472
>>714065102
Use your clocks!
Anonymous No.714065578 >>714065687 >>714068313 >>714083487
>>714042929 (OP)
Android 16 issue fixed.

>>714064948
Do not be a secondary and just only watch Cinderella Gray. Watch Pretty Derby S1-S3 and the ONA + Movies. You will get much higher enjoyment.
Anonymous No.714065594
What stats should i pour into oguri, ive been jobbing hard on my last two goals
Anonymous No.714065664
How do you plan around Gold Ship with Stats. Power and Stamina?
Anonymous No.714065678
Anonymous No.714065687
>>714065578
>Android 16 issue fixed.
Finally.
Anonymous No.714065690
Fuck MY ASS
Anonymous No.714065736
>>714065276
Visual information would be better. Honestly I do not know much about each stat and how it would help the other types of racers like Pacers, Ends and Late.
Anonymous No.714065747
>>714065115
Based Halo appreciator
Anonymous No.714065893
How do I work work Gold Ship stats? Go on power throughout like i have been doing? Stamina and Power?
Anonymous No.714066000 >>714066249 >>714066979 >>714067758
Super Creek Factoids

>Name origin: Super Creek was actually born with a defect: his left foreleg turned outward. Nobody bought him in auctions so the owner of the farm that bred him asked his friend to buy him. The reasoning behind the name: “He’s a small creek now but I hope he becomes a big river in the future”.
>In-Game Motherly personality comes from how the horse ‘nurtured’ Yutaka Take towards his first GI win (and the record for youngest jockey to win a GI, at 19 years old). Super Creek facilitated his growth into a genius jockey.
>Take said: “This is the first horse I fell in love with, and I won’t give him to anyone.” He even talked to the horse with baby talk, like how a parent talks to a child.
>He was also nicknamed “Take Yutaka’s wife” at the time.
>Super Creek was also a very calm horse, one of the calmest stallions that his breeding farm’s owner had ever seen.
>Super Creek was more of a heel character during his time. When he beat Oguri Cap in 1989 Fall Tenno, Take received a lot of harassment letters from haters. So for a period of time, Take hated Oguri Cap a lot.
>He won’t eat carrots unless they're sliced in equal pieces.
>If other horses try to pick a fight with him, he'd fight back without hesitation.
>Usually it’s always the jockey who picks and chooses the horse they are going to ride. But when Take Yutaka visited Ito training stable before the 1988 Kikka-Sho to pick his partner, Super Creek bit Take’s sleeves and didn't let him go, like the horse was picking Take to jockey him. This is why Super Creek is the one to choose you as trainer and not the other way around.
Anonymous No.714066105 >>714066160 >>714066292
Is this thing in global?
Anonymous No.714066160 >>714066195
>>714066105
Amazon's around in-game, but I don't believe she can be recruited yet for a few more updates.
Anonymous No.714066195
>>714066160
What a shame
Anonymous No.714066249
>>714066000
Do you save these into a document or something? I'd like a compendium
Anonymous No.714066292
>>714066105
I wish she would bite me.
Anonymous No.714066379
>>714042929 (OP)
My honest reaction to Daiwa grasp
https://old.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/c7bkx9/my_hand_is_in_gods_territory_ryuugajou_nanana_no/
Anonymous No.714066389
>>714055917
>lvl 1 support cards
bro...
level your cards...
Anonymous No.714066471 >>714066569 >>714066607 >>714066674 >>714068024 >>714079179 >>714079278
The time has come, anon's. Reply with your favourite honse and let's see /v/'s tastes take centre stage.
Anonymous No.714066508
>>714058645
>>714060608
Cow...
vaca...
Anonymous No.714066569
>>714066471
But you already posted her
Anonymous No.714066607 >>714066690 >>714066790
>>714066471
She's dark like my soul.
Anonymous No.714066674
>>714066471
Anonymous No.714066690 >>714067187
>>714066607
Whose her 'friend' meant to be that she's chasing anyway? I never really understood that.
Anonymous No.714066790 >>714067187
>>714066607
what's that lobotomy corp shit
Anonymous No.714066880
Ahem. Enter.
Anonymous No.714066979
>>714066000
>people wonder why the owner called the Yakuza to protect their horse
Anonymous No.714067041 >>714067204 >>714067287
>>714042976
No, they will imprint on you and be assholes to everyone else.
Anonymous No.714067081
>>714052103
women here sometimes do this during winter with those extra thick pantyhoses and BOI does it make my head go wild
Anonymous No.714067082
>>714042976
They give incredible blowjobs
Anonymous No.714067124
Anonymous No.714067187
>>714066690
Her "father", Sunday Silence
>>714066790
Don't follow Lobotomy Corp but I love her since she was designed by my fav KanColle fanartist
Anonymous No.714067204
>>714067041
Fact. Manhattan Cafe for instance was known to be a very nice horse specifically because he'd only bite and whack strangers. The general rowdy horse can be pretty mean even to the people they do like.
Anonymous No.714067231 >>714067371 >>714079243
>>714043114
how is the monetization? Is there an an energy system?
Anonymous No.714067287
>>714067041
so Horse are just human who weight 1T, uh
Anonymous No.714067371 >>714071692
>>714067231
there is energy system for the training, but one full course take hours and you can do 3 with daily energy.
Basicaly sweating lord whale bait no one would ever care about because tryharding in this game cost thousand per patch
Anonymous No.714067682 >>714083887
This game gets me standing on my chair yelling at the computer screen, man
Anonymous No.714067758 >>714068168
>>714066000
>read Super Creek facts
>get spoiled on CynGray
Anonymous No.714067763
What is Sakura Chiyono O like? I'm going through the game's songs on streaming rn and her song's pretty good, one of the few I like
Anonymous No.714068000 >>714068067
>lost the 2nd to final race and end the career
I've failed you my umamusume...
Anonymous No.714068024
>>714066471
People already posted some of my favs so I’ll post a third fave
Anonymous No.714068067
>>714068000
more like umagluesume
Anonymous No.714068168
>>714067758
I apologize. Have a cute Oguri.
Anonymous No.714068313
>>714065578
>Do not be a secondary and just only watch Cinderella Gray. Watch Pretty Derby S1-S3 and the ONA + Movies. You will get much higher enjoyment.
Will do, I can't get enough of these horses so gonna watch every piece of official content I can find.
Anonymous No.714068339 >>714069038 >>714075104
>>714064371
>Didn't knew power was useless for front runners.
Here's the general cards/rule of thumb you wanna go for when training umas.
Anonymous No.714068351 >>714068381 >>714068449
Follow your dreams
Anonymous No.714068381
>>714068351
I kneel, anon.
Anonymous No.714068430
>>714042929 (OP)
Is this the series where yakuza will break your legs if you draw porn of these characters?
Anonymous No.714068449
>>714068351
not canon
Anonymous No.714068516 >>714070663
Do I save for top kek or get the story card dupes?
Anonymous No.714068524 >>714068672
I honestly have no idea what support cards do. I thought they boosted the stats you get from training but i just chose 6 speed cards for my Bakushinshinshin and I still only get, like, 12 points per training session.
Anonymous No.714068581
How bad is the pull rate in the gacha?
Anonymous No.714068672 >>714068969
>>714068524
Bro? Your friendship?
Anonymous No.714068787 >>714068869 >>714068963 >>714068974 >>714069092 >>714069864
>running Daiwa Scarlet
>get 12th in Osaka Hai
>retry race
>get 1st
I don't get it
Anonymous No.714068842
FUCK YOU
NIGHT OOOOOOOWL
Anonymous No.714068869
>>714068787
she needed a warmup
Anonymous No.714068963
>>714068787
>me cheering urara
Anonymous No.714068969
>>714068672
huh?
Anonymous No.714068974
>>714068787
You got blocked.
Anonymous No.714069038 >>714070086
>>714068339
Danke.
So from what I gather I should do this
>Focus on increasing friendship with other horses since this will increase my stats even further on the long run
>If there's no "good" option, improve my horse's mood
>once friendship stats are at 80~ for my best cards, focus mainly on the most important stats for the build I'm going for.
Anonymous No.714069092
>>714068787
RNGesus was being a dick.
Anonymous No.714069116
Can you roid them like real life horses
Anonymous No.714069149
>>714042929 (OP)
mares
Anonymous No.714069219 >>714071536
What does this mean? I have to waste a turn to progress the event?
Anonymous No.714069263 >>714069525
>>714042929 (OP)
This is me and my cousins when they want me to do things and get me in trouble. "Let's go to the mall, Anon" "Doesn't this bikini look great? Aren't you a guy, why are you embarrassed?" "Buy me these expensive clothes!"

I wish they were horse girls
We'd take a trip to the glue factory
Anonymous No.714069353 >>714069613
Kitasan Black Factoids

>BAKUSHIN's Grand-Son
>Purchased by Kitajima Saburo, a popular Japanese singer.
>Kitasan Black’s race outfit is based on Saburo’s “festival dress”. He wears it every time he sings the song “Matsuri”. This is also why Kitasan's likes Festivals in the anime and game.
>The reason why Owner Saburo purchased him is because Saburo thought Kitasan Black has “very cool eyes and a handsome face, just like me."
>Was regarded as a “perfect” horse without obvious weaknesses. Tame, easy to jockey, smart, paced and acted well in races. Tough, healthy, free of injuries, and has no mental, emotional, and temperamental problems.
>That being said, many fans thought he is the weakest among all of the seven-crown horses, due to his inconsistent performances.
>Also had a habit of getting upset if another horse was running in his style and in close proximity.
>Kitasan Black won seven GI titles, more than 1.8 billion yen of prize money, and became a JRA hall of fame horse. He broke the Japanese horse prize record created by TM Opera O several years back.
>Kitasan Black’s prize money record was broken by Almond Eye in 2020.
>Total fat fuck, usually around 530 kg. He is also the heaviest horse to ever win Arima Kinen (540kg at the time).
>Had the unique talent to sleep anywhere and on any surface, but would throw a tantrum if awoken early. Only thing that could make him mad according to his trainer.
>Kitasan Black was never able to defeat Duramente in his life.
>In the anime, Kitasan Black admires Tokai Teio, but ironically, it’s Duramente that had a Teio-esque career. Kitasan Black’s race life was closer to Mejiro McQueen.
>Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond being paired in the anime is fairly random, as they only raced twice and weren't even considered rivals. Very akin to Special Week and Silence Suzuka being paired up. Someone at Cygames is just doing whatever the hell they want.
Anonymous No.714069525
>>714069263
if your friends were horse girls you'd get drop-kicked and kidnapped
Anonymous No.714069613 >>714069815
>>714069353
Thanks bro. I enjoy the horse lore.
Read up on a couple of them after finishing a career and haru urara was actually kind of sweet.
Anonymous No.714069657 >>714069703 >>714069730 >>714069815 >>714070067 >>714070931
How many of these horses are even alive at this point?
Anonymous No.714069684 >>714070319
>usually don't care about cutesy anime girl, preferring cooler and edgier girls in most cases
>Haru Urara just makes me want to make her smile and make sure she's always happy
How are these horses so powerful? I don't get it.
Anonymous No.714069703
>>714069657
they're all dead..
Anonymous No.714069730 >>714069779
>>714069657
Meisho Doto is still alive.
Anonymous No.714069779
>>714069730
healthy cow
Anonymous No.714069815
>>714069613
Haru Urara's a very charming story. We all can learn something from her refusal to ever give up.

>>714069657
Few, unfortunately.
Anonymous No.714069864
>>714068787
All the other racing strategy other than front runner feels very RNG dependent since you can get fucked over from getting blocked by the pack so your horse will waste time trying to find an opening or not even get an opening at all and get stuck behind the front lines.
Anonymous No.714069974
>>714049308
fat fuck spe
Anonymous No.714070064 >>714070131
So can i date "horses" in this game?
Anonymous No.714070067
>>714069657
Haru Urara is still around I think.
Anonymous No.714070086
>>714069038
Nailed it except
>If there's no "good" option, improve my horse's mood
If your uma's mood is already great, you're better off spending turns on wit as it restores energy and is basically free stats.
Anonymous No.714070131 >>714070172 >>714071739
>>714070064
Date? Not really. You hang out with them, and there's a rare scene in a hot springs with them, but that's about it, there's no real "dating".
Anonymous No.714070172
>>714070131
But i want to be the Best horsefucker
Anonymous No.714070234 >>714070315
>trained a round of stamina instead of speed
>job to bakushin
I killed Haru Urara's whole career.
Anonymous No.714070315 >>714070393
>>714070234
>Stam
>on Haru
For what purpose?
Anonymous No.714070319
>>714069684
Watch her movie
Anonymous No.714070393
>>714070315
I thought I was safe and could train stamina for the meme.
Anonymous No.714070459
Duramente Factoids (Some of this will come off mean to Kitasan unfortunately)

>Duramente broke the Japanese Derby time record by 0.1 seconds (2:23.1). The previous record was created by his father King Kamehameha, and shared by Deep Impact.
>He was the first Kanto (Miho) Derby horse in 6 years, since Logi Universe in 2009.
>He was the first Kanto (Miho) double-crown horse in 18 years, since Sunny Brian in 1997.
>He was also the bane of Kitasan Black's existence.
>Despite being his publicized goal to beat, Kitasan never over-came Duramente.
>Kitasan did however have another perhaps more 'personal' goal. Trainers and jockeys noted that Kitasan Black became excited when he saw the mare known as Sweep Tosho, perhaps enamoured with her.
>Duramente's team reached out to the team of the mare Sweep Tosho to organize a mating session.
>Kitasan would eventually be allowed to mate with Sweep Tosho himself, but only after Duramente.
>Potentially coincidence. Potentially a humorous jab by Duramente's team.
>Made more likely by the fact that Duramente would then be mated with Sugar Heart, Kitasan's own mother.
>In the game and anime, they furthered this idea of Duramente 'taking' things from Kitasan by having KItasan idolize Tokai Teio, a horse whom Duramente became a sort of spiritual successor to in real life.
>So much so that Duramente has his own variation on the Teio Step, the Dura Step.
>According to his groom, if he does this, it’s a warning that he will start kicking people.
>He has huge temperament issues, and was hard to deal with at times.
Anonymous No.714070658 >>714071037
I'm about to start my first Sakura Bakushin O campaign. Is think I can go far with this one because speed ez and my Silence Suzuka card seems to give frontrunner skills out the ass.
Anonymous No.714070663
>>714068516
You get her pieces just from trying to roll for the FOTM 3* uma.
Anonymous No.714070931 >>714071035 >>714071269 >>714071623 >>714080236
>>714069657
this is an old list
Anonymous No.714070950 >>714071168 >>714071196
What the fuck does Guts even do
Anonymous No.714071035 >>714071086 >>714071116 >>714071268
>>714070931
>Rice Shower is dead
no............ why........
Anonymous No.714071037
>>714070658
Bakushin's campaign is comfy in general. Train speed and literally be unable to hold all your wins.
Anonymous No.714071086 >>714071206
>>714071035
You weren't aware? They collapsed during a race and had to be euthanized on the track. It was intended to be their retirement race, which is just extra tragic really.
Anonymous No.714071116 >>714071206
>>714071035
Anon, Rice Shower…he was put down after a bad injury
Anonymous No.714071168
>>714070950
Not much for like the next year of global. It's a backup to stamina in the final stretch of a race. They rework it to be essentially short race stamina later.
Anonymous No.714071196
>>714070950
Nothing.
What it actually does is that it increases your uma's minimum speed when it runs out of stamina meaning that it's fucking useless because if your uma runs out of stamina it's going to lose the race anyways.
Anonymous No.714071206 >>714071974
>>714071086
>>714071116
i dont need to know any more..
Anonymous No.714071268
>>714071035
You can read about their career here if you like. Sombre stuff.

>>714045051
>>714045164
Anonymous No.714071269
>>714070931
Haru Urara being still alive after winning literally nothing while all those horses who have won being dead is such a weird irony.
Anonymous No.714071317
Super Creek's story was surprisingly fun. From a worrywart into a dommy mommy. Not even memeing honestly.
Anonymous No.714071536 >>714071670
>>714069219
Hey I just did that for the first time, you use a turn, but it gave me energy, mood and skill points
To anyone more knowledgeable, is doing this better than resting?
Anonymous No.714071607 >>714071741
Is there any kind of tier list or reference of which skills are generally good/bad? So far I've just been saving up for the more expensive gold skills and ones that don't have too many specific conditions to activate
Anonymous No.714071623
>>714070931
Huh her name is way easier to say when you split in three
Anonymous No.714071670
>>714071536
From what I read yes. The limiting ractor is you can only do it 5 times per career.
Anonymous No.714071692 >>714071841
>>714067371
>one full course take hours
Stop lying, when you start skipping it's 15 minutes.
Anonymous No.714071739
>>714070131
i can date best girl tho?
Anonymous No.714071741
>>714071607
Most skills are situational.
Field of vision skills tend to be bad.
Green/Red skills are for specific case.
Most gold heals are good except for the one you got from Kiryuin in URA, that one is pure trash. Maestro is the best gold heal skill you can get.
Acceleration skills and speed skills with easy activation conditions are good and generally safe to pick.
That being said each strategy have their own reference of skills to pick.
Anonymous No.714071841
>>714071692
It's like 30 for me but I guess I still think too much about everything.
And there's still the occasional unread event.
Anonymous No.714071939 >>714072089 >>714072285
Why do chinese and korean gachas feel so souless in comparison to this? What magic does cygames have?
Anonymous No.714071974 >>714072114
>>714071206
FUCK YOU MY EYES HURT AND I FEEL SIZZY AS FUCK
Anonymous No.714072042 >>714072242
>>714042976
No no they 'have' complete assholes, their anuses are a marvel in biologic engineering.
Anonymous No.714072089
>>714071939
Having the yakuza behind your back who threaten to cut off your fingers for every single fuck up tend to motivate you to do well.
Anonymous No.714072114
>>714071974
lol
Anonymous No.714072242 >>714072530
>>714072042
Sticking my dick in King Halo's "marvel of biologic engineering".
Anonymous No.714072285 >>714072403
>>714071939
They don't feel like a chore to play.
Anonymous No.714072403 >>714072590
>>714072285
>3 hours dailies
>Not a chore to play
Is this weeb serious?
Anonymous No.714072529 >>714072565 >>714072576
I did it Ricebros!
Anonymous No.714072530
>>714072242
King Halo's marvel is first-rate
Anonymous No.714072565
>>714072529
Congrats big brother
Anonymous No.714072576
>>714072529
Good job.
Anonymous No.714072590
>>714072403
>game is fun and engaging, you need to actually PLAY the videogame
>wtf why can't I finish in 5 minutes and be done with the game
sasuga /v/
Anonymous No.714072652 >>714072684 >>714072710
I have crippling social anxiety, who is the horse for me?
Anonymous No.714072684
>>714072652
Lice Shower
Anonymous No.714072710
>>714072652
Rice
Anonymous No.714072910
Mayano Top Gun Factoids

>Named after the movie 'Top Gun'
>Notably during the recent press tour for Top Gun Maverick, Mayano's voice actress got to meet Tom Cruise due to this. Irrelevant, but funny.
>His groom and stable workers called him by the nickname “Gun-chan”.
>The horse is quite moody, childish, and would refuse to do anything he absolutely doesn’t like. Including in races.
>He had a late debut due to developing osteoid osteoma, and could only run on dirt at first because it was less stressful (that’s why she gets many free turns in her scenario before the first goal race, Kikka-Sho).
>Her habit of throwing kisses up towards her fans is a reference to what his jockey would do during races.
>Gun-Chan would often decide how to run based on mood alone, leaving their jockey to just have to put up with it.
>Gun-Chan had won races with all four different running styles. (Represented in-game, funnily enough.)
>They loved to rub their head against grooms’ bodies. Very affectionate in this regard, with humans at least.
>With horses though? Gun-Chan was picky. Often refusing to mate with mares that didn't match his 'standards', but overly-eager with those that did. Apparently became far less stressed when they gave up on trying to make him a competitive mate sire.
>Gun-Chan also hates vets. He would run away if he spotted a vet from afar, and it would take a lot of time for the grooms to catch him.
>He eats the things he likes first, leaves the things he doesn't like to the last.
Anonymous No.714072926 >>714073014 >>714073102 >>714073118
Speaking of horses, can any horse be a runner?
Could i buy a normal horse and train it so it becomes fast?
Anonymous No.714073014 >>714073113
>>714072926
Sure, but run of the mill work horse will get destroyed by the shittiest throughoutbred in a race though.
Anonymous No.714073102
>>714072926
You could THEORETICALLY but the results would likely be pure shit. Horses are bred for specific traits, and the reason horses like Gold Ship get paid so much for their seed is because they're the end result of many generations of attribute cultivation. Think how we bred borzoi to hunt wolves.
Anonymous No.714073107 >>714073195
Can I just hold onto my selection voucher until Nishino Flower is added to the standard banner or does it have to be the launch umas?
Anonymous No.714073113 >>714073347
>>714073014
How much is a baby throughoutbred?
Anonymous No.714073118
>>714072926
It'd be like training a Pitbull to be a therapy dog for a children's hospital.
Anonymous No.714073195 >>714073806
>>714073107
The ticket only applies to launch roster umas.
Anonymous No.714073276
Daily reminder
Anonymous No.714073347 >>714074007
>>714073113
Anon give up this dream while it's still just a whim. You're looking at 30k annually just to keep it sitting around, let alone training it and applying it for races. Horses are a rich man's game.
Anonymous No.714073391 >>714073413
How conservative should I be with the retry item? Or should I just spam that shit until I win?
Anonymous No.714073413 >>714073610
>>714073391
You can only do it a few times and then the game stops you, so just spam it.
Anonymous No.714073610 >>714073786
>>714073413
Alright, but I only have about 70 of them left which I'm not even sure where from, are they hard to come by?
Anonymous No.714073786
>>714073610
Are you doing your daily races and daily group races? That'll tend to make a 'sale' begin where you can get one of them with the in-game non-paid currency. You'll also sometimes just get them as rewards. They're not terribly hard to obtain.
Anonymous No.714073806
>>714073195
ticket only applies for ME
Anonymous No.714073812
ayo wtf I haven't done this yet today let me in
Anonymous No.714073947 >>714074119 >>714074134
Why is Tachyon an evil scientist? Was the horse an evil scientist?
Anonymous No.714074007
>>714073347
Damn it... My dream...
Anonymous No.714074119
>>714073947
Don't worry about it.
She's mostly harmless.
Anonymous No.714074134
>>714073947
Tachyon refers to a hypothetical particle that travels faster than the speed of light. The horse Tachyon also was known for going incredibly fast as though it was competing more with itself than the other horses. Thus they were inspired to make this horse, known for being intimidating to many, as an evil scientist pushing the boundaries of uma limitations to reach FTL racing potential.
Anonymous No.714074193 >>714074571 >>714074705
>1 career mode run takes me 2-3 days
>the daily quests want me to do a full career mode run every day
yeah that ain't happening.
Anonymous No.714074268 >>714074532
>>714050792
>Symboli Rudolf will be student council president till the end of time
AS IS PROPER
FOR THE EMPEROR
Anonymous No.714074352 >>714086432
>>714042976
Mares love human dick unironically, but I guess they can do that and still be assholes.
Anonymous No.714074532 >>714074614
>>714050792
>>714074268
HOW MANY CROWNS!?
Anonymous No.714074571
>>714074193
I do half a run right after reset and the other half whenever I have time to kill the next day
Anonymous No.714074614
>>714074532
Less than Almond Eye.
Anonymous No.714074705 >>714075038
>>714074193
Failing a career (not quitting) count as clearing it.
But you wouldn't let your uma down, right?
Anonymous No.714074805
>father daughter idol performance
So cute, almost makes up for the fact that she snatched victory from Daiwa at the last second
Anonymous No.714074835 >>714074943
>>714038312
>It’s said that other jockeys united and planned this scheme ahead of the race, Yutaka Take included (and many fans claimed that he was the mastermind behind this). Since most horses joining the blockade belonged to Shadai, it’s named by fans as “Shadai Blockade””
Man, if I was the jockey getting blocked so deliberately I would be fucking FUMING
Anonymous No.714074943
>>714074835
Wada was a little 'soft', so he didn't really fight over it. Especially since Opera somehow found a way to defeat that Blockade on their own. Legendary horse right there.
Anonymous No.714075038
>>714074705
They don't even show you their reaction to them failing a run, what a copout. Might as well take it as permission to fail every day.
Anonymous No.714075104
>>714068339
you want to get 300 guts by the end of the last race or else you will job to your rival if youre neck to neck at the last straight
Anonymous No.714075242 >>714075317 >>714075795
Symboli Rudolf, Factoids of the Emperor (1/2)

>His name came from the clan name (Symboli) and the name of the Holy Roman Empire emperor Rudolf I von Habsburg.
>JRA played Beethoven’s Piano Concerto No. 5 "Emperor" after he won the Kikka-Sho and claimed the Triple Crown title.
>Rudolf’s race outfit possesses seven medals, referencing the number of GI races won by the horse.
>He created the “Rudolf Obstacle”; for a long time, no Japanese horse could win more central GI titles than him (applied to TM Opera O, Deep Impact, Vodka and Kitasan Black, who all also won 7 GI titles) until Almond Eye finally made the new record of 9 GIs (and even that is a new obstacle, rivalled by Oju Chosan in jump races).
>The famous passage to praise him: “There’s no absolute in horse racing, but there’s an absolute in him.”
>His name is hard for commentators to announce, so you don’t usually hear his full name in a race. There were commentators who asked if the owner could make Symboli Rudolf’s name shorter, just to be scolded by the angry owner.
>He has the tendency to slack off when he is about to hit the goal, so there were a few times other jockeys and horses were able to take advantage of this behaviour.
>Every time he notices a camera pointing at him, he makes a cool pose. Few horses share this cognizance.
>A hatred across two generations - Bizen Nishiki always lost to Symboli Rudolf in classical races, and this hatred seems to pass to his son Daitaku Helios. Whenever Tokai Teio, the son of Symboli Rudolf, met Daitaku Helios in a race, Tokai Teio always lost terribly.
Anonymous No.714075317 >>714075795 >>714076000
>>714075242
(2/2)

>The term Shonbori Rudolf already appeared in 1985 when Symboli Rudolf lost the Fall Tenno to Gallop Dyna by surprise, breaking his undefeated record. Witnesses said that Symboli Rudolf got so frustrated and wept after returning to his stable.
>His baby name is “Luna”, partly coming from the name of his mother, and partly because of the crescent shaped white spot on his head.
>He has a huge temperament issue, and liked to bully his mother Sweet Luna. However, whenever he did that, his grandfather (and Sweet Luna’s father) Speed Symboli would come and beat him.
>He raced in the 1986 San Luis Stakes in the USA and ended up sixth place as a result of tripping on an intersecting dirt course.
>His career in the USA appears to have cost him heavily, as he was never the same after-ward.
>Goes absolutely nuts when he sees a vet. This trait was passed down to his son Tokai Teio.
Anonymous No.714075397
how do i get scarlet to do that to me
Anonymous No.714075528
>update
Anonymous No.714075558
Beautiful. What a season
Anonymous No.714075795
>>714075242
>>714075317
I'm actually sorta glad I lost the URA final with her (still managed second). I genuinely can't imagine her singing Umapyoi.
Anonymous No.714075972
Impregnation! Director Akikawa's earnest care and passion for Umamusumes sets my heart aflutter!
Anonymous No.714076000 >>714076203
>>714075317
>Horse goes to the US for one tour
>Gets completely fucked up
That seems like a sign.
Anonymous No.714076063 >>714076815
>>714049761
anything that AJURIKA make is good
Anonymous No.714076203
>>714076000
>That seems like a sign.
Something similar happened to his step brother, Sirius, when he went abroad to France.
Anonymous No.714076289
>>714042929 (OP)

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Anonymous No.714076291 >>714076405 >>714076650 >>714076704 >>714076791 >>714076853 >>714076920 >>714079325
Air Groove, Factoids of the Empress

>Became known as an 'Empress' due to fans viewing her as a cool, composed mare. However... Not all of her behaviour was in line with this.
>She loved to lick people, earning her the nickname of Pero-Chan (Licky-chan).
>She lost the Shuka-Sho because she got disturbed by the fans’ flash photography.
>JRA banned the use of flashlights directly on horses afterwards.
>Prior to the 1994 Fall Tennoshou, her owner was worried she'd be unable to find victory and opened a discussion regarding it with the trainer and assistants. An assistant trainer, Kazuhide Sasada said "Just trust in our gyaru and do it." Everyone was taken aback that Sasada considered Air Groove to be a Gyaru. It's something of a meme in the Japanese community.
>She also has a humorous relationship with Pilsudski, Fine Motion’s half elder brother:
>Before the 1997 Japan Cup started in which both competed, Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
>An erect horse will tend to perform oddly, ignoring instruction and acting on their own lust. This would come ot pass.
>During the race, Pilsudski attempted to approach Air Groove, and eventually took her over from the inner lanes to win the race. It's believed Air Groove may have run poorly due to an attempt to escape him.
>Take Yutaka commented after the race: “I did everything right, Air Groove did everything right and ran a perfect race, yet there is still a horse capable of defeating her in this situation, the world is huge…”
>After the race, Pilsudski was depicted by fans as a hentai who stalks Air Groove. He also earned the nickname “god of erection” by fans.
Anonymous No.714076363 >>714076421 >>714076812
Uh... what?
Anonymous No.714076405 >>714076915
>>714076291
>Literally SEXXXXXXXXXXX man.webm
Anonymous No.714076421
>>714076363
EoS
Anonymous No.714076650 >>714076915
>>714076291
>Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
Same honestly.
Anonymous No.714076704 >>714076915
>>714076291
>>Before the 1997 Japan Cup started in which both competed, Pilsudski caught sight of Air Groove and suddenly bared an enormous erection.
>>An erect horse will tend to perform oddly, ignoring instruction and acting on their own lust. This would come ot pass.
>>During the race, Pilsudski attempted to approach Air Groove, and eventually took her over from the inner lanes to win the race. It's believed Air Groove may have run poorly due to an attempt to escape him.
>>After the race, Pilsudski was depicted by fans as a hentai who stalks Air Groove. He also earned the nickname “god of erection” by fans.
RAPE HORSE STRIKES AGAIN
Anonymous No.714076791
>>714076291
>bring me air groove
Anonymous No.714076812
>>714076363
The futa horsecock update just dropped
Anonymous No.714076815
>>714076063
ehhhhh
I liked his stuff back when I only knew a handful of his songs and then you start to realize he just keeps doing the same song over and over again, and 9 out of 10 times its fucking Electric Fountain from Tekken 6. His all time GOAT track is Everlasting Love from Katamari.
Anonymous No.714076853
>>714076291
>god of erection
I swear the Japanese make the weirdest fucking names.
Anonymous No.714076915
>>714076405
>>714076650
>>714076704
Worth noting that Air Groove hasn't truly 'escaped' him even in Uma Musume. In Fine Motion’s scenario, we discover that her elder sister (who is supposed to be Pilsudski) is obsessed with Air Groove and sends a large amount of gifts from Ireland to Tracen Academy to try and win her affections.
Anonymous No.714076920
>>714076291
needs an uma edit now
Anonymous No.714077235 >>714077319
>>714042929 (OP)
>Translate horses and their behaviors to anime girls
>The anime girls are all tremendous autists
What does this say about horses?
Anonymous No.714077295 >>714077615
What is the lore reason for the director and Tazuna hiding the fact that they’re horse girls?
Anonymous No.714077319
>>714077235
Everyone who's been around horses knows they're either assholes, autists, or both.
Anonymous No.714077519
Why do these races give me the same stress I used to get in CS when being 1v5 and the same satisfaction as pulling it off. How did they do that.
Anonymous No.714077615 >>714077883
>>714077295
they hide it in order to trick young men into fucking them
Anonymous No.714077635 >>714078121 >>714078296 >>714086768
Air Shakur Factoids

>Their name comes from 'Air' in reference to their Clan, and Shakur from 2pac Shakur the American Rapper
>His temper was so bad, assistant trainers had to do a daily lottery draw just to see who would be stuck dealing with him for the day.
>Yutaka Take thinks the horse “gathered all the problems inherited from Sunday Silence”, and once said: “I really want to split his head open to see what’s inside”.
>He changed the work method of Mori Stable. Usually, one groom would take care of a single horse in a training stable and doesn’t care much about the others, but in Mori Stable, all grooms take care of all horses together, especially when it comes to Air Shakur.
>The '7 cm barrier' she keeps talking about references the fact that the IRL Air Shakur lost the Derby, and the triple crown, by 7 centimetres. Agnes Flight, Agnes Tachyon’s full brother, won that race.
>This is another reason why Shakur and Tachyon are frequently paired together.
>Because Air Shakur couldn’t win any race after the Kikka-Sho, he was being mocked by fans for being “the weakest double crown horse ever”.
>His generation is also frequently shit on as the 'weakest ever'.
>His death was really fucking stupid. There were accounts stating that he thought the fences tried to attack him, so he charged at the fences and died. Probably the only time this has ever happened to a race horse.
Anonymous No.714077663 >>714077754
More people should talk about these two dipshits, they're fun.
Anonymous No.714077754
>>714077663
the hatesex must be insane
Anonymous No.714077883 >>714078067
>>714077615
But wouldn’t young men fuck them anyway?
Anonymous No.714077946 >>714078365
Whorse
Anonymous No.714078027
Haru Butt
Anonymous No.714078067
>>714077883
Human males are deathly terrified of umamusume and only a very small percentage are brave enough to breed with them. That's why there's so much implied hors yuri
Anonymous No.714078098
>>714058645
big daiwas
Anonymous No.714078110 >>714078494
>>714042929 (OP)
Realistically, humanity being as degenerate as it is, if a subspecies of concrete-punching superstrong girls existed, there would be an entire extremely lucrative black market for snuff movies in which people get crushed, punched through, stepped on and generally obliterated by said horsegirls.
Anonymous No.714078121
>>714077635
Based retard.
Anonymous No.714078231 >>714078494 >>714078606 >>714078813
i just think its fucked up they euthanize horses after an injury
we really dont have medical technology advanced enough to save a horse from a busted leg???
Anonymous No.714078296
>>714077635
Can't believe she Don Quixote'd to death...
Anonymous No.714078365
>>714077946
Sex.
Anonymous No.714078396
Still In Love Factoids

>The Yandere Honse
>Meant to reflect the “heavy” relationship between her and her jockey, Hideaki Miyuki.
>Hideaki Miyuki jockeyed her entire racing career. The only jockey she'd accept.
>Still in Love brought the first GI victory, and then the first triple-tiara to her jockey. Hideaki Miyuki also became the youngest jockey in JRA history to win the triple-crown/tiara, at 27 years old.
>Hideaki Miyuki gained a lot of riding chances thanks to Still in Love. One famous example is Koji Oka, who Hideaki met at a ceremony to celebrate the triple-tiara of Still in Love. Oka provided many horses for Hideaki to ride, such as Yoka Yoka and Akai Ito.
>Still In Love herself has had recorded mental issues around the end of her career
>Some fans speculated that it’s probably because Still in Love found out about Hideaki’s fiancée,
>Another reason is that she is a 3x3 inbreed from Hail To Reason, who was a very temperamental sire. It was considered risky from both a physical and mental aspect.
>There were times Hideaki was in the risk of losing the position of jockeying her (one was after he lost the 2003 Tulip-Sho), but he insisted to not separate from the horse.
>Hideaki had once stated that he wanted to run away and elope with her.
>When Still in Love died, Hideaki rushed to see her.
>Hideaki Miyuki once said, if he did not meet Still in Love, there’s no way he would continue his jockey career until today. He is “still in love” with Still in Love.
>Physically weak, the mare often was cited to have obtained victory due to psychological motivation from her trainer.
>The only triple-crown/tiara horse not in JRA’s “Heroes” series. To this day, she still does not have her own poster.
>She is sometimes referred to as the ‘weakest triple crown/tiara’ winner. After her accomplishments, she wasn’t able to win another race again due to temperament issues and her refusal to train since the 2003 Rose Stakes.
Anonymous No.714078494
>>714078231
Sadly they are dumb as fuck, like all cattle animals. Humans would have to invent a way to get the horse to stay chill and still for long periods of recovery.
>>714078110
Very likely. Also, the military would force conscript them most times
Anonymous No.714078606
>>714078231
Human medical science has advanced very swiftly due to necessity. Honse medical science isn't really a necessity. So it's incredibly expensive and not all that well understood. It's entirely possible that if some billionaire put money into it for a few decades, we might get better at knowing how to treat that sort of thing. But there's also just the physiological realities that the way we've bred horses to run has messed up them up in unexpected ways.
Anonymous No.714078813
>>714078231
The problem is that the horse just doesn't get it, and you can't take all the weight off their legs or they get really fucked up.
Anonymous No.714078908
does the google play games (beta) PC version have kernel level anticheat? i think it's running in the google android emulator from what I cam tell (the UI is different from the steam version), but I don't know if that has something similar that people can be concerned about
Anonymous No.714079094
>>714042929 (OP)
Any decent discords for it? The official one is okay but way too busy and the fanmade "Umamusume" one is utter cancer and trash. Got a warning for not posting the sauce of a random artpiece and they're even stingier than the official one for some reason.
Anonymous No.714079117
Does anyone know what the name of that one song with the harpsichord is? It plays when resting with TM opera and I think a few times when talking with the director.
Anonymous No.714079179
>>714066471
My favorite hors
Anonymous No.714079243
>>714067231
Seems typical japanese stingyness, thought I did go from 500 to 6k just doing the quests. Its propably dry as fuck outside of events.
Anonymous No.714079278
>>714066471
My gentil lady.
Anonymous No.714079325
>>714076291
>Pilsudski
Needs an uma immediately
Anonymous No.714079349 >>714079781 >>714080092
Tamamo Cross Factoids

>His baby name is “Nishikino”. There were times he was called “Nishikino Cross”.
>Had a lot of tragedy in his early life: his farm was dirt poor (went bankrupt before Tamamo Cross became successful) and he eventually was taken away from it, his mum died, and he was very skittish and meek.
>His relatively successful little sister - Miyama Poppy, also went missing after retirement.
>Loved biting people. Trainers and jockeys in particular.
>He also bit the ass of Tikkanen (1994 BC Turf winner), an introduced stallion in his retirement farm.
>“White lightning” was the nickname given to him due to his overwhelming strength in races and the fact that he was a grey horse.
>Tamamo Cross was the first horse to win both Tenno-Shos in the same year.
>He would start to shake whenever a horse track arrived at the stable, because he knew a race was coming up.
>Had a very violent temper. Not simply in the 'fighty' sense but closer to 'psychotic' which caused other horses discomfort to be around him.
>He had a quarrel with almost every horse beside him in the retirement stable, most notably Mejiro Bright, Paradise Creek, and Tikkanen. He would chase those horses angrily (with ears folding back) in the paddocks.
>Mejiro Bright would fight back ferociously, and the general attitude became 'let them fight'.
>Taiki Shuttle tried to pick a fight with him, but was beaten in seconds. Taiki Shuttle avoided him from then onwards.
>He kicked and killed a mating partner in one mating attempt.
>Might've been because the mating partner laughed at him though.
>He is famous for having a very small penis. This made mating difficult, and could've added to his rage.
Anonymous No.714079451 >>714079479 >>714079947
cuck game
Anonymous No.714079479 >>714079947
>>714079451
Cuck post.
Anonymous No.714079752 >>714079791
>>714046464
Why is Japan so fucking racist and stupid?
Anonymous No.714079781 >>714079928
>>714079349
last one is kinda weird to include
Anonymous No.714079791 >>714080050
>>714079752
That was a very long time ago, but yeah. It was stupid. Lots of very good horses lost out on chances for glory because of the regulations at the time.
Anonymous No.714079928
>>714079781
Agreed, not totally sure I'd broadcast my horse being poorly endowed. But it's a famous attribute in Japan so it'd be remiss not to note it.
Anonymous No.714079947
>>714079451
>>714079479
cuck couple
Anonymous No.714080031
>tfw I won my first race
I guess I can retire now
Anonymous No.714080050
>>714079791
Isn’t Northern Taste, a huge founder of some Japanese thoroughbred dynasties, Canadian?
Anonymous No.714080092
>>714079349
>>He had a quarrel with almost every horse beside him in the retirement stable, most notably Mejiro Bright, Paradise Creek, and Tikkanen. He would chase those horses angrily (with ears folding back) in the paddocks.
>>Mejiro Bright would fight back ferociously, and the general attitude became 'let them fight'.
Hard to picture Bright getting into a fight with anyone
Anonymous No.714080236 >>714080293 >>714080353
>>714070931
>most of the hors have big fat horsecocks
is this represented in game somewhere?
Anonymous No.714080293
>>714080236
No but it’s certainly represented in the porn
Anonymous No.714080353 >>714080830 >>714081672
>>714080236
The ear accessories on uma girls. If it's on the left, it's meant to said the IRL horse was male. Otherwise, it's female.
Anonymous No.714080372 >>714080608
if youre struggling in career theres a 90% chance you just dont have good SSR skill cards
reroll now before its too late
Anonymous No.714080608
>>714080372
I’m a fucking lucklet
Anonymous No.714080637 >>714080958
Mejiro Bright Factoids

>His baby name is “健樹” (healthy tree). The pronunciation of this name was not recorded.
>A very “my pace” type horse. He was very late-responding and would not accelerate at his jockey’s command. He also failed the gate test multiple times because of his slow reaction.
>His maiden race was very low-level and there were barely any contender horses. Although Bright won the race, fans from the stands heckled things like, “Are you walking?!”
>The average time for winning a 1800m race at the time was about 1:50, but Mejiro Bright won his maiden race with 2:01.6, eleven seconds slower than average.
>Mejiro Bright was also the least popular horse in that race.
>At the time, Mejiro Bright’s trainer Kuniichi Asami was about to retire, so he (half-jokingly) introduced the horse to his trainer friend Shuji Ito. Ito said: “I don’t want a horse that needs two minutes to finish a mile race.”
>When he is around humans, he is usually very tame, calm, and almost feels like he is sleeping peacefully. The anime and game largely depicts him in this fashion.
>But when he is around other horses, Bright would Rampage. A less explored aspect in the world of Uma Musume.
>He went absolutely insane during the gate entrance of 1998 Takarazuka Kinen, terrifying Mejiro Dober who was just beside him. Dober raced off in fear.
>Stay Gold, also present, ignored the entire incident like nothing was happening at all.
>His distaste for other horses didn’t stop when he retired. In his retirement farm, he also bit Tikkanen’s butt multiple times.
>As noted in a prior post, he had a very bad relationship with Tamamo Cross, who lived with him on the same farm.
>IRL Mejiro Bright had braids in his mane, which is why horse girl Bright also has them. Her loose hair is reminiscent of his maternal grandfather, Maruzensky.
Anonymous No.714080830
>>714080353
There is an exception.
Anonymous No.714080958 >>714081130
>>714080637
Damn everyone's getting a piece of that ass huh
Anonymous No.714081120 >>714086292 >>714086663
What can I do differently? She just can't keep up around the tenno sho. I was also using front, should I switch to pace?
Anonymous No.714081130
>>714080958
BUILT for BITING.
Anonymous No.714081349
Anonymous No.714081361 >>714081724
Any Sakura Bakushin O factoids?
Anonymous No.714081367 >>714081493 >>714082282
How beneficial is it to do optional races instead of regular training?
Anonymous No.714081493 >>714082862
>>714081367
Popularity levels up their main skill, you get skill points and a few stat points, but the raw stats you get are usually better with rainbow training so you're better off only racing when you don't need to level friendships and there's no rainbows.
Anonymous No.714081672
>>714080353
Other way around, accessories on the left ear indicate a mare.
Anonymous No.714081710
>no hooves
Anonymous No.714081724
Meisho Doto Factoids

>Was dirt cheap by horse sale standard - his owner purchased him with merely 5 million yen. He earned nearly 1 billion yen in return.
>Due to a misunderstanding of language, Meisho would mimic the staff that attended to him and put on an angry face when TM Opera O was mentioned.
>However when Meisho encountered TM Opera O in stables or at races, they were actually incredibly friendly. Making it likely Meisho doesn't actually know what the words TM Opera O refer to.
>Never the less, when visited by TM Opera O's jockey- Ryuji Wada- Meisho became aggressive and delinquent-like.
>It's possible that Meisho believes Wada is the 'TM Opera O' her team hate, and not the horse he rides.
>Despite the timid nature displayed in the anime and game, Meisho was a feared horse during his day. He lost frequently to Opera O, but Only to Opera O. Making him a 'demon' to try to 'over-come' to other jockey's and their steeds.
>He is surprisingly a boss horse, managing to make Taiki Shuttle and Rose Kingdom his lackeys after retirement.
>It also became apparent that Meisho is, according to Japanese fans, a 'dirty old man'. Hungry for mares and the chance to breed with them.
>It's said when introduced to a potential mate in his sire years, he'd stare eagerly.
>He does however possess a softer side. He is fine with being surrounded by lots of goats (while Taiki Shuttle doesn’t like it). He is building a good relationship with farm cat Meto. He allowed a wild raccoon dog to live in his stable during the winter time.

>>714081361
I'll do them next, one sec.
Anonymous No.714082282 >>714082862
>>714081367
You usually do them when you don't have anything good in training, or if you need the fans.
With that said, getting the trophy for the first time unlocks you the skip button and gives you Gachacoins, so it's nice to do from time to time.
Anonymous No.714082384
Any love for granny hors?
https://umamusume.fandom.com/wiki/Wonder_Acute
Anonymous No.714082386 >>714082483 >>714082604 >>714082987
Sakura BAKUSHIN O Factoids (1/2)

>Sakura: Clan Name
>Bakushin: which can mean to bravely dash forward, 驀進, but to also explosively dash forward, 爆進. The latter definitely fits him more
>O: For “king”, a suffix used for male horses in the Sakura clan, save for Sakura Laurel.
>Anime and Game Bakushin is very eager, wanting to run in other higher distance races than just short distance races. IRL, his team overestimated his ability because he had amazing speed.
>His true power was just for sprint races but his team had bigger dreams because of his pedigree (his father, Sakura Yutaka O, won a lot of middle distance races), so Bakushin O would go to a mile race, not win and then completely annihilate a sprint race afterwards.
>Despite never winning any of his nine mile races, he finished in very good positions.
>The one occasion that he has lost a race under 1400m is in the 1993 Sprinter Stakes, coming in sixth to Nishino Flower. Otherwise, his record is 12 races, 11 wins.
>He broke the race record on his retirement race.
>Sakura Bakushin O was one of the reasons that JRA decided to add more sprint and mile races. At the time, sprinters/milers were still considered “lesser” in comparison to horses who could race in the classics, despite horses like Nihon Pillow Winner paving the way and proving the status quo wrong. Sakura Bakushin O, along with other sprint/mile racers like Nishino Flower and North Flight, proved that there was a difference between sprint/mile races and the classics in the end.
Anonymous No.714082483 >>714082604 >>714082987
>>714082386

(2/2)

>In the anime and game, she always says that she loves sunny days and hates rainy days because she doesn’t like getting wet. This is due to the actual horse not being able to perform well on rainy/bad conditioned tracks. Trainer Sakai was quoted as saying “This horse’s enemy is rain.”
>Despite the three biggest stallions being foreign horses Sunday Silence, Brian’s Time and Tony Bin, Sakura Bakushin O was able to become a top stallion only second to Sunday Silence, despite being domestically bred in Japan.
>In 2001, he was also included in the overall ranking of “best stallions”.
>His blood is still carried around today. He is the damsire/grandfather of Kitasan Black.
>Commentator Tatsuya Aoshima is lovingly nicknamed “Aoshima Bakushin O” due to his habit to bakushin through his commentaries whenever a race becomes exciting (also for the fact that his speaking speed doesn’t last for very long).
>Before Lord Kanaloa, he was regarded as the best sprinter ever. There is still debate on to whom that title goes now.
Anonymous No.714082604
>>714082386
>>714082483
Thank you kind anon
Anonymous No.714082862
>>714081493
>>714082282
mucho arigato
Anonymous No.714082961 >>714083002
Why the sudden interest
Anonymous No.714082968
>>714064948
Same bro, this game is a blast to play. I never thought I'll be having so much fun on a horse racing game.
Anonymous No.714082987
>>714082386
>>714082483
Gotta go fast!
Anonymous No.714082997
Anonymous No.714082998 >>714083601
Horse factoid anon is BASED


I'm curious about Narita Brian if you're taking requests
Anonymous No.714083002
>>714082961
global uma game
Anonymous No.714083373 >>714083658
When will trainer marry green lady?
Anonymous No.714083487
>>714065578
>Android 16 issue fixed
ABOUT TIME THOSE NIGGERS DID IT
Now I can safely go into the twinkle series without dreading crashes on my phone outside
Anonymous No.714083601 >>714083869
Narita Brian Factoids

>His name comes from Narita, his clan, and Brian from 'Brian's Time'- The foreign sire who fathered him.
>His groom and stable workers called him by the nickname “Bu” or “Bu-chan”. In-Game Samson Big also calls her “Bu-chan”.
>The IRL horse is very timid; he would get scared by his own shadow when running. This is why he wears the famous “shadow roll” to block the view of his shadow
>Her unique skill, Shadow Break, is also a reference to this.
>Also afraid of puddles on the ground. Pretty much one big giant scaredy cat. (Scaredy Horse?)
>Used to go nuts when anyone tried to ride on him, did get over this one though.
>Horse girl Narita Brian hates eating vegetables, real Narita Brian loves all kinds of veggies though.
>Sometimes regarded as the strongest horse in Keiba history because of his Triple Crown performances..
>Narita Brian’s triple crowns were won under the reign of three different Japanese prime ministers.
>After the triple crown and Arima Kinen, he had a bit of a slump due to injury. But his race and win against Mayano Top Gun in the Hanshin Daishoten is considered one of the most legendary races.
>Though neither of the teams were satisfied with it.
>Narita Brian’s team thought he just couldn’t reach his peak performance anymore.
>Mayano Top Gun’s team thought if they were against prime-time Narita Brian, they would lose by at least five lengths, so they were sad to have an incredible match with a “weakened” opponent.
>His early death is the main reason why the farm that bred him - Hayata Farm - went bankrupt.

>>714082998
Anonymous No.714083658 >>714084390 >>714084570
>>714083373
Why marry green lady when they can marry the director?
Anonymous No.714083683 >>714084218 >>714084231 >>714084453 >>714086120 >>714087852
Tachyon is cooler than Vodka
Anonymous No.714083869
>>714083601
>scaredy horse
CUTE. Before even picking up the game I decided I liked Narita Brian's design. Hope she isn't too far off so I can get disappointed at my shit luck with whatever banner she's in.

Thanks factanon
Anonymous No.714083887
>>714067682
>Me when my uma goes nose to nose with the 3 other umas on the homestretch
>Yelling on the screen as if I'm on the stadium race track
>My roommate joins in on the fun and gets hyped up even if he doesn't play the game
Kino
Anonymous No.714084218 >>714086120
>>714083683
She's the best "antagonist" horse we've gotten in the anime.
Anonymous No.714084231
>>714083683
To be fair, Vodka got mishandled pretty badly in this franchise. She's basically just there to be Scarlet's rival.
Anonymous No.714084339
I got dropkicked a grand total of 7 times...
Anonymous No.714084390
>>714083658
Director doesn't seem like she's interested, whereas green lady keeps making advances.
Anonymous No.714084453
>>714083683
We know, Daiwa
Anonymous No.714084570
>>714083658
Anon... your uma won't allow it.
Anonymous No.714085051 >>714085150 >>714085205 >>714086940
did you drug your horse?
Anonymous No.714085150
>>714085051
50/50 success rate for me.
Anonymous No.714085205
>>714085051
Worked for Deep Impact.
Anonymous No.714085252 >>714085740
>can't use duplicates for team
huh so you do need to roll for horses after all or otherwise you don't have a second dirt runner
Anonymous No.714085740
>>714085252
Only dirt umas right now are Haru, Condor, and Oguri so yes, if you want to fill up dirt you kinda need Oguri.
Anonymous No.714085895 >>714085993
>Man I keep getting walled halfway through career, maybe I'm just too retarded for this game
>Anon keeps talking about BAKUSHIN, might as well try a sprinter for a change
>Surely there's more strategy involved than simply building speed on her right
>...
I am sorry Bakushin, I was unfamiliar with your game
El Condor Pasa gave me a heart attack in the finals, I think I actually won by a couple of pixels. Also she had to ran the whole career under rain EXCEPT for the finals
Anonymous No.714085909
So is it supposed to be
>thing on their left ear: Mare IRL
>thing on their right ear: Stallion IRL
Anonymous No.714085993
>>714085895
if this doesn't work for me as well then i give up on this game.
Anonymous No.714086120
>>714083683
>>714084218
>tags: NTR, Mindbrake
Anonymous No.714086292 >>714086453
>>714081120
Plz respond
Anonymous No.714086319
Tokai Teio Factoids

>Name Origin: Tokai (clan name)+Teio (帝王) means ‘monarch’, deriving from Symboli Rudolf’s nickname, emperor (皇帝;Ryotei)
>Teio mimics Rudolf’s act of holding her fingers up to signal how many crowns she wins, because Teio’s jockey Takayuki Yasuda mimicked Okabe Yukio’s actions for Rudolf.
>She can perform a dance move known as the Teio Step. The IRL Teio spontaneously did this move prior to the Arima Kinen.
>The horse was also known for having very flexible joints, giving it incredible dexterity at a cost of being easy to injury.
>Teio once jumped over the farm fence (about 150cm in height) at 2-years-old. He did not run away though.
>Teio’s 1992 Japan Cup win was not adapted in the anime, but it was considered his best performance
>In this race, Teio broke the Japan Cup record on heavy track. The record remains today, 4.2 seconds faster than Rudolf under the same conditions.
>Teio also became the next Japanese horse to win the Japan Cup after his father Symboli Rudolf.
>Teio wasn’t planning to retire after his Arima Kinen victory, but was forced to by injury.
>Teio is considered a 'handsome horse' from a human perspective, but not so much to mares.
>Tokai Teio loves apples, and he thinks everyone who gives him an apple is a good person.
>Tokai Teio can tell who’s coming by just listening to the footsteps of those people, and he would rampage when hearing the footsteps of vets (according to the stable workers, Tokai Teio was already rampaging in his stable when the vet was still 30m away).
>This was probably inherited, since Symboli Rudolf also rampages whenever he sees a vet too.
>For a short period of time, Teio and McQueen stayed in the same retirement stable.
>Teio would act like a spoiled brat if he didn't get to return to the stable from the grazing ranch first.
>Tokai Teio's habitude for jumping the fence continued in later life, though he always found his way back home.
Anonymous No.714086432 >>714086537
>>714074352
Umm… what?
Anonymous No.714086453
>>714086292
reroll
Anonymous No.714086478
i am auto saging this thread
Anonymous No.714086537 >>714086858
>>714086432
did he stutter?
Anonymous No.714086596 >>714086812
Grinding for 2 star sparks, not even 3 star ones, is killing me
Anonymous No.714086663
>>714081120
Watch the race and see what she's getting caught up on.
Anonymous No.714086768
>>714077635
>named after a rapper
>has a schizo moment and kills himself
KEK
Anonymous No.714086812
>>714086596
I've been getting carried by this random trainer I followed who got a 3 star speed spark with 643 speed (5% chance)
Anonymous No.714086858
>>714086537
But did he meant anime horse girls or…?
Anonymous No.714086940
>>714085051
She gave my Maruzensky super aids and thats how I lost my first career.
Anonymous No.714087852
>>714083683
Well we’re comparing a major antagonist with comic relief rival